#479 - Always Never F-Zero
Operator: This is 999. You're through to the police. What is your emergency?
Caller: I need to report a crime...
Operator: Very good, sir. What would you like to report?
Caller: Some children in the park are pulling twigs off a tree.
Operator: Ah. Not really a crime, that, sir...
Caller: Well, there's also a dead hedgehog in the road, here.
Operator: Erm. OK. One of those days... Again, sir, not a crime. Is it causing a hold-up, stopping traffic or anything?
Caller: No but it doesn't look great...
Operator: As I said, then, not a crime.
Caller: OK, well, how about this: Simon Byron dropped a…
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