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Ep 1014 | The Future for Democrats Looks Embarrassing and WEAK! | Guest: Dave Landau · Predictable with Stu Burguiere

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  Stu does America.
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  We've got a lot to cover
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  tonight
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  before I head to,
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  yes,
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  New Orleans for America's team,
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  the Philadelphia Eagles,
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  and the Super Bowl.
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  We've got Dave Landau coming up in a couple of minutes,
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  but we're going to dive right into it
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  and do the Democrats' dim future
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  because
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  it's really easy to look at all the stuff that's going on that,
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  you know,
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  is going well for Donald Trump right now,
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  but we know the Democrats are going to have an answer,
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  and you can never be too early to figure out what that answer is going to be.
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  Who are they going to run in 2028?
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  What do they have on the bench?
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  Well,
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  the Washington Post attempted to answer that
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  question.
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  The 12 Democrats who make the most sense
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  for 2028,
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  and I had to go through this list because
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  none of them make a lot of sense,
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  um,
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  and let's just go through it.
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  There's 12 on the list.
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  You're going to laugh at each one of them because they're all pathetic.
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  Uh,
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  Number 12,
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  Tim Walls.
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  Now Tim Walls
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  is the worst vice presidential pick perhaps in American history.
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  He was a complete disaster as a vice presidential
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  pick.
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  He,
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  uh,
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  as they note in the Washington Post,
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  his debate performance was not great.
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  That,
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  that is an understatement.
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  I was told,
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  and I thought it was true,
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  I would never have to hear about Tim Walls again after the election was over,
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  and
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  I am going to stick by that and move on to number 11.
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  Number 11,
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  Josh Stein.
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  Josh Stein,
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  you might be like,
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  wow,
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  yeah,
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  Josh Stein's on the list.
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  Yeah,
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  uh,
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  there he is,
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  that's him.
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  Y'all,
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  of course,
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  recognize him.
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  Um,
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  probably.
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  He's a,
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  he is,
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  they tell me he is the brightest star of the Democrats' 2024 governor class.
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  Which is interesting because I don't think I'd ever heard his name before.
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  Now,
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  I do follow elections for a living,
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  and if you're in North Carolina because he's the governor of North Carolina,
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  you might be saying,
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  well,
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  we know who he is,
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  he's our governor,
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  and that's probably true.
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  And maybe if you're in a bordering Carolina,
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  you also know,
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  but I think that's about it.
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  Uh,
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  number 10,
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  Andy Beshear.
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  He is the governor of
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  Kentucky.
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  He was already considered
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  for VP and did not win out.
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  This is one of those picks where you're like,
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  oh,
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  well,
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  he won in a red state,
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  so he must be a magician.
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  Andy Beshear sucks.
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  He's,
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  he's known in that state is because of his last name.
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  It's the only reason he won.
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  And since he's become governor,
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  he's gonna wind up becoming more and more unpopular
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  in the state of Kentucky.
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  Um,
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  I don't buy the Beshear hype,
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  and I don't,
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  he,
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  you know,
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  if he was gonna be the pick,
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  he probably would have been the pick last time.
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  Number 9 is Gavin Newsom,
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  which is hilarious.
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  You know,
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  Gavin Newsom thinks of himself as number 1 on every list,
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  including,
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  uh,
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  men,
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  his best friend's wife is gonna sleep with.
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  So that's a problem,
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  but he is,
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  uh,
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  I don't know if anyone saw this,
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  but his entire state
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  on fire,
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  and that is
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  caught in those flames was his 2028 campaign ideas.
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  Now I will not put it past Democrats to
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  still put this guy through in the primary because.
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  It's kind of what they do.
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  They reward incompetence and evil.
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  They are now considering putting Andrew Cuomo as governor of New York City,
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  or excuse me,
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  mayor of New York City after failing a governor of New York
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  and getting kicked out of office.
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  So it wouldn't shock me if they give this nomination to.
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  Uh,
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  to Gavin Newsom somehow,
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  but good heavens,
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  if Gavin Newsom is on your list,
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  you're terrible.
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  He is awful and has done such a terrible job in California.
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  They,
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  they might just,
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  might as well choose Karen Bass to be their next nominee
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  for president.
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  By the way,
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  she was on the shortlist for Joe Biden.
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  Pick Instead of Kamala Harris.
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  That's how
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  weak the bench is.
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  Number 8,
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  unbelievably,
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  is Rafael G
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  Warnock,
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  the,
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  the senator
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  from Georgia.
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  Now I will say if you want to give anything positive,
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  he has won a couple of elections in Georgia,
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  which is surprising because he's terrible,
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  um,
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  but he is a,
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  you know,
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  he's known as a good communicator.
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  Um,
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  I don't particularly get it,
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  but he appeals a little bit to.
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  Uh,
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  the people in Georgia,
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  I suppose,
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  because you're winning a purple state
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  as a,
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  uh,
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  as a blue,
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  very blue,
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  very liberal Democrat.
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  So far,
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  no one's really been able to paint him that way,
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  and,
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  and partially it's because he's gone up against people like,
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  you know,
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  Herschel Walker,
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  who,
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  you know,
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  Herschel Walker,
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  you know,
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  look,
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  he's a former Eagle,
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  so of course I love him,
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  but,
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  you know,
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  he wasn't an experienced candidate and was taken
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  advantage of in that race a little bit.
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  Um,
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  so,
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  you know,
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  I don't know.
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  Georgia should be a place that you can pull really solid candidates from
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  to defeat a guy like Raphael Warnock.
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  And while I understand the profile of,
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  of Herschel,
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  for example,
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  you know,
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  you might need to go with someone who
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  is going to really understand that political game,
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  uh,
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  because,
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  uh,
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  you know,
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  Warnock is a smooth operator and he will do anything to hold on to power.
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  So
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  Warnock,
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  I guess,
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  could be in the picture,
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  although it would be shocking if he was going
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  to be elected President of the United States.
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  I,
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  I,
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  I can't believe that.
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  Maybe less shocking is Wes Moore.
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  He is the governor
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  of Maryland,
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  elected in 2022.
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  Even the Washington Post admits though the truth about West Moore,
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  which is like he's kind of like a,
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  a,
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  a candidate on paper only.
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  They say it this way.
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  They say the Barack Obama comparisons and hype
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  so far
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  don't have much meat on their bones,
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  which is true.
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  Like I'm told he's supposed to be the next Barack Obama.
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  I just never see it.
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  I never notice it.
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  At all.
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  I mean,
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  the only reason,
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  uh,
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  he's,
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  you know,
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  even the governor is because the Republican in the state
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  that was actually winning office had to stop running.
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  Uh,
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  so I,
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  I mean,
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  I don't know.
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  If you can't,
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  if,
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  if you need that to happen to defeat a Republican in Maryland,
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  I can't believe you're really a threat for the president of the United States.
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  OK,
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  top half of the list here.
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  Ruben Gallego is number 6.
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  Now,
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  what has Ruben Gallego done?
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  He barely squeaked out a victory,
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  um,
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  against Carrie Lake,
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  uh,
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  in Arizona.
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  I think this is just like we need to put a Hispanic guy on the list.
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  That seems,
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  this seems to be a little bit of quota
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  work here for the Washington Post.
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  He,
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  uh,
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  you know,
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  I guess he,
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  he won in 2024,
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  but barely.
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  I mean,
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  in a race that went down to the wire and and was
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  looking at they're talking almost about recounts and all of this,
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  uh,
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  Gallego,
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  uh,
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  they say was popular to all sides.
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  I don't think that's true.
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  I think
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  honestly,
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  like Kerry Lake is a flavor that it's a flavor of
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  ice cream you may like and you may not like.
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  It's like a coffee.
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  It's coffee ice cream.
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  It doesn't matter how many people really love it.
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  A lot of people are not going to like it that much,
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  and that's what seemingly happened with Carrie Lake in both of her elections.
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  She's great in some things,
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  but
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  just turns off enough voters that it's hard for her to win a statewide election.
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  And so Ruben Gallegos there.
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  I don't think he's shown anything of merit to actually be on this list whatsoever.
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  Number 5,
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  you've got to be kidding me,
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  John Fetterman.
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  Now look.
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  John Fetterman
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  has probably been a better senator to you and to me
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  than uh we would have expected,
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  but that's because he's blurted out a couple of pro-Israel things.
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  That's about it.
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  At the end of the day,
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  uh,
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  it's inexplicable to think that John Fetterman could be
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  elected president of the United States in a hoodie.
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  That is,
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  uh,
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  crazier things maybe have happened,
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  but I can't think of them.
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  Number 4,
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  Kamala freaking Harris.
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  Yes,
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  Kamala Harris is number 4 on this list after,
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  after what just happened.
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  Kamala is not,
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  I,
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  I can't,
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  and now she will actually lead the polls for a while for name,
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  um,
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  uh,
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  name callback type reasons like people know who she is.
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  She's obviously a familiar name.
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  A lot of the people in these primaries already voted for her once,
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  uh,
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  and I make that clear once because they couldn't vote for her in the primary
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  ever.
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  Uh,
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  but you know,
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  like they probably cast a vote for her against Donald Trump.
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  Maybe they have some fond memories of that,
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  but you know,
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  she lost.
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  She lost an election that of course was very winnable.
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  Uh,
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  all she had to do was hold the blue wall,
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  and she didn't hold any of the blue wall.
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  I don't know how you reward that with another run.
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  Uh,
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  number 3,
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  Pete.
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  Buttigieg,
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  who
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  who led the nation as the Secretary of Transportation into nonstop calamity,
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  it's Calamity Pete.
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  Like
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  how could anybody think
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  that this guy could do a good job?
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  He's now kind of doing snarky things against Donald Trump.
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  I,
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  I feel like the media takes him a lot more seriously than voters do.
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  I don't see any interest in.
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  People in voting
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  for this,
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  you know,
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  sort of nerd,
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  uh,
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  who did a really bad job as Secretary of Transportation,
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  and I got news for you.
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  Secretary of Transportation is not a path to the White House.
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  I mean,
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  it might be a step on the way to the White House if you have 12 other steps,
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  but you don't go,
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  you don't go mayor of,
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  of South Bend to Secretary of Transportation to President of the United States.
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  I don't think at least,
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  so that would be shocking.
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  That would be shocking.
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  Number 2 on the list is.
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  Gretchen Whitmer again.
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  Gretchen Whitmer,
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  you know,
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  wound up winning a race that was handed to her,
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  and I don't think she's even done a good job.
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  I don't think the people of Michigan even like her,
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  let alone the people in the United States.
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  I think she's the only well-known woman who
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  isn't Kamala Harris in the Democratic Party.
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  So,
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  uh,
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  you know,
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  she's going to be able to come out there and say,
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  well,
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  Donald Trump and his followers tried to kidnap me or whatever.
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  What other pitch does she have?
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  It has not gone well.
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  She was terrible during COVID.
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  I don't think that one could survive.
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  Number one on the list.
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  Josh Shapiro,
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  and I would actually probably put Josh Shapiro number one on my list.
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  I was gonna pick
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  uh Democrats that have a chance.
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  I wouldn't vote for him myself,
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  of course,
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  but he is a pretty smooth operator from a swing state.
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  He's been a relatively popular governor,
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  has shown occasional sensibility on issues like
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  Israel and the assassination of Trump.
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  He actually handled that relatively well,
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  didn't blame it on a fake assassination that
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  actually it was only glass that hit Trump.
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  He handled that relatively well.
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  He's had a couple of like statewide crisis type
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  things in a similar way that Rhonda Santos did.
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  That he's known for doing a good job on.
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  There was a bridge collapse in Philly,
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  for example.
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  That being said,
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  He hasn't been tested really at all.
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  And
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  the one thing you could say about Shapiro,
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  he's the one guy that kind of came out of this last election on the Democratic side
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  looking OK
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  because they,
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  they,
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  he was the obvious pick,
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  should have been the pick.
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  He didn't get the selection.
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  They went with Tim Walls and lost.
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  So he didn't get dinged for that.
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  That disaster of 2024 can't really be put on him,
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  so that's probably a good thing.
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  I will say that,
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  you know,
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  you can look at this list,
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  you might say,
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  I don't think anybody
• 10:13
  could think that's a good list for President of the United States,
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  Uh,
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  Dave,
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  uh,
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  thanks for coming on this show,
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  especially after you did Kill Tony.
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  Thank you.
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  You're doing that big podcast like that to show up to this one.
• 12:06
  I appreciate it.
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  I,
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  uh,
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  I work here.
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  It's an obligation.
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  It really,
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  wow,
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  that wasn't,
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  wasn't as nice as I had hoped,
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  but I mean,
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  it's my pleasure.
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  OK,
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  thank you.
• 12:15
  That's what I meant to say.
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  Uh,
• 12:16
  what's it like doing that show?
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  I mean,
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  that's a huge.
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  Huge podcast and obviously he almost
• 12:21
  uh ruined the election
• 12:23
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  no,
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  No,
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  It was one of those
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• 12:43
  Just waiting to find the thing to try to get Trump in trouble.
• 12:46
  Yeah,
• 12:47
  which
• 12:47
  I
• 12:48
  of course expect that,
• 12:49
  right?
• 12:50
  But like we all understand what comedians do and are,
• 12:54
  right?
• 12:54
  Like,
• 12:54
  especially,
• 12:55
  I mean,
• 12:55
  he's a roast.
• 12:56
  I mean that's what I knew him from was like the Tom Brady roast,
• 12:59
  right,
• 12:59
  which he was incredible,
• 13:00
  which is the most irreverent roast that has ever been put on
• 13:03
  tele like it basically they called it the death of woke.
• 13:07
  Yeah,
• 13:08
  that's how irreverent it was.
• 13:09
  It was.
• 13:10
  And if there was one person you'd point to
• 13:13
  who was the most extreme example of that,
• 13:15
  it would have been him.
• 13:16
  Yes,
• 13:17
  him and Nicky as well.
• 13:18
  Nikki was,
• 13:19
  yeah,
• 13:19
  yes,
• 13:19
  very,
• 13:20
  very,
• 13:20
  she was very funny as well.
• 13:21
  Um,
• 13:22
  but like,
• 13:23
  it felt to me,
• 13:24
  when that was all going on,
• 13:26
  so disingenuous.
• 13:28
  Everybody goes there and sees him come on stage.
• 13:31
  Everybody watched that Netflix roast.
• 13:33
  Everybody knows what this guy does.
• 13:36
  And then they all act as if he's being racist.
• 13:38
  Like
• 13:39
  we,
• 13:39
  he's a,
• 13:40
  he's insult,
• 13:41
  like this is his gig.
• 13:42
  This is what he does.
• 13:43
  If he did anything else,
• 13:44
  it would have been crazy.
• 13:46
  Well,
• 13:46
  and it is racist.
• 13:47
  That's the joke.
• 13:48
  That's the joke.
• 13:49
  Like it is kind of,
• 13:50
  it's a,
• 13:50
  it's mean.
• 13:51
  It's,
• 13:51
  it's punching down a little bit and it's just making fun of a floating island of trash
• 13:56
  which is in the middle of the ocean due to litter.
• 13:58
  It's like it's just a joke
• 14:00
  and it's all it was meant to,
• 14:01
  meant to be was a joke,
• 14:03
  right?
• 14:03
  But that's the line he's trying to walk,
• 14:05
  right?
• 14:05
  Like he and.
• 14:07
  It's like if someone just came out of there as
• 14:08
  some random person and said that you'd maybe think,
• 14:10
  is it racism?
• 14:11
  Sure,
• 14:12
  if it was part of your election speech,
• 14:13
  I can understand people being a little like this guy's a bit,
• 14:17
  bit Strom Thurmony,
• 14:18
  yeah,
• 14:19
  but a tad too much strom in there.
• 14:21
  He doesn't want him in the pools,
• 14:23
  but
• 14:23
  yeah,
• 14:24
  that's different,
• 14:25
  right?
• 14:25
  If,
• 14:26
  if you're an actual comedian,
• 14:27
  you know you're,
• 14:28
  it's a joke.
• 14:29
  It,
• 14:29
  it's a joke,
• 14:30
  and,
• 14:31
  and.
• 14:32
  What was so frustrating to me about it was
• 14:34
  because I think you can make a legitimate argument,
• 14:36
  maybe he's not the guy in the last minutes before the election that you bring up there
• 14:41
  to do that,
• 14:42
  to make a performance,
• 14:43
  because he's of course that's what he does.
• 14:45
  I can understand it from,
• 14:46
  you can criticize it from a political perspective if you want.
• 14:49
  Yes,
• 14:49
  but you can't criticize him.
• 14:51
  He was doing exactly what he was supposed to do.
• 14:53
  Exactly that I felt the same way about that.
• 14:55
  You can,
• 14:55
  you can get upset at the team,
• 14:56
  whatever part of the campaign thought that was a good idea,
• 14:59
  but you can't get mad at the guy for walking out and doing exactly what he does.
• 15:03
  That's his job.
• 15:04
  So there's no like to put him at fault,
• 15:07
  and they already wanted him,
• 15:08
  they wanted him to be racist.
• 15:09
  They wanted him to be offensive.
• 15:11
  They wanted him to,
• 15:11
  and it,
• 15:12
  it deliberately had to be racist.
• 15:14
  Why did it have to deliberately be racist?
• 15:16
  That's a requirement?
• 15:17
  I,
• 15:17
  yeah,
• 15:18
  I think that was the one thing they
• 15:19
  needed because you couldn't do sexist against Trump.
• 15:21
  It already failed,
• 15:23
  so you couldn't do homophobic against Trump.
• 15:24
  It already failed.
• 15:26
  So you only really had racist left,
• 15:28
  which it's kind of
• 15:29
  not worked yet.
• 15:31
  So that was the only card they had left in the deck when you think about it,
• 15:34
  and that was the joke they were looking for.
• 15:36
  They found it
• 15:37
  and then they printed it and said this is it.
• 15:39
  See,
• 15:40
  see,
• 15:40
  Trump's racist because this guy said it.
• 15:42
  A separate point is they should probably get more than 3 cards.
• 15:44
  It's true.
• 15:45
  That's a,
• 15:45
  that's,
• 15:45
  that would be something maybe the party should think about in the offseason here.
• 15:48
  Well,
• 15:48
  they tried,
• 15:49
  they tried to invent
• 15:50
  many,
• 15:51
  many other cards,
• 15:53
  yeah,
• 15:53
  yeah,
• 15:53
  the trans cards,
• 15:54
  any pronouns that are now being taken
• 15:56
  off of every single corporate America website,
• 15:59
  all sorts of things that are not real apparently,
• 16:01
  but were for 4 years.
• 16:03
  Did you ever get in trouble?
• 16:04
  This,
• 16:05
  you're doing comedy?
• 16:06
  Did you ever have one of these moments that blew up into something
• 16:09
  terrible?
• 16:09
  Oh yeah,
• 16:10
  I laughed at a joke on Crowder's show and,
• 16:12
  uh,
• 16:13
  some people went after me.
• 16:14
  Oh really?
• 16:14
  Yeah,
• 16:15
  I,
• 16:15
  there was things that were taken out of you laughed at a joke.
• 16:18
  I laughed at a joke.
• 16:19
  Why did you get in trouble for laughing?
• 16:20
  Why didn't the person who was making the joke get in trouble?
• 16:23
  Because I'm from Detroit and I know a lot of,
• 16:25
  uh,
• 16:25
  black comics,
• 16:26
  and that was the and the person that came after me.
• 16:29
  Had wanted to come after me for a personal reason,
• 16:32
  so he said,
• 16:33
  Can you believe this guy who like does clubs and is
• 16:35
  like worked with Chappelle and done this would make it,
• 16:38
  would laugh at a joke like that?
• 16:39
  And I laughed because it was,
• 16:41
  I,
• 16:41
  I forgot who the joke was about,
• 16:43
  but it was,
• 16:44
  it was just so inappropriate that I laughed,
• 16:47
  and that was what it,
• 16:48
  what it was,
• 16:49
  was it was just completely out of,
• 16:51
  out of pocket,
• 16:52
  and I laughed,
• 16:53
  so they made it about me.
• 16:55
  But I've had that before too where it's Media Matters has done that to me
• 16:58
  2 or 3 times where they said
• 17:01
  it was
• 17:02
  legal to kill trans kids
• 17:05
  and
• 17:06
  you said that it was legal to that's what they were accusing you.
• 17:08
  No,
• 17:08
  no,
• 17:08
  they were saying that I,
• 17:09
  because I mocked it,
• 17:11
  that I somehow agreed that it was OK to do.
• 17:14
  Even though they were saying that Texas had passed a law that it was legal,
• 17:18
  which they didn't,
• 17:19
  no,
• 17:19
  no,
• 17:19
  no,
• 17:19
  no,
• 17:20
  and I was saying,
• 17:20
  oh,
• 17:20
  I know,
• 17:21
  I ran over 6 on the way here just because you can,
• 17:24
  I said something like that,
• 17:25
  and it was like
• 17:26
  they printed it like,
• 17:27
  like I was mocking,
• 17:29
  and I'm like,
• 17:29
  I'm not mocking
• 17:31
  the the trans kid.
• 17:32
  I'm mocking the fact that you would tell people
• 17:34
  that this is a law and anybody would be stupid enough to go,
• 17:38
  oh yeah,
• 17:38
  you could kill children in Texas.
• 17:40
  Yeah,
• 17:41
  well,
• 17:41
  I mean,
• 17:41
  and I always think of the media.
• 17:42
  Matters to people as having the worst
• 17:45
  existence
• 17:46
  possible.
• 17:47
  Like they are sitting around listening to these shows that they hate
• 17:51
  and transcribing them and just looking for anything that they
• 17:55
  can intentionally take out of context to try
• 17:57
  to ruin someone else's life and livelihood.
• 17:59
  That's what it is.
• 18:00
  It's it's gotta be like
• 18:02
  you've got to be fashioning a noose every night when you get home.
• 18:05
  Oh,
• 18:05
  you have to be.
• 18:06
  There's no,
• 18:06
  there's no way you're not.
• 18:08
  It's,
• 18:08
  it's,
• 18:09
  it's so low rent.
• 18:10
  You're getting paid to,
• 18:11
  like,
• 18:12
  you're getting paid to take down other people's entertainment
• 18:15
  and it's the most useless existence.
• 18:17
  I'm glad you know they're gonna print this.
• 18:19
  Like this isn't me.
• 18:21
  This is my job.
• 18:22
  Yeah,
• 18:23
  it's sad though.
• 18:24
  It like it's a sad,
• 18:25
  sad existence.
• 18:26
  I mean you're,
• 18:27
  you're trying to ruin someone else's life every day
• 18:30
  and you know what you're doing is not,
• 18:32
  I mean,
• 18:32
  like they might think that you're a terrible person and we might all agree on,
• 18:35
  on something,
• 18:36
  I agree,
• 18:36
  yes,
• 18:37
  it's a good point.
• 18:38
  It's not for what you're.
• 18:39
  You're saying it's the wrong thing.
• 18:41
  Yes,
• 18:41
  I'm terrible for many reasons.
• 18:43
  You should be destroyed for something completely separate.
• 18:45
  Exactly.
• 18:45
  Um,
• 18:45
  I was watching,
• 18:46
  uh,
• 18:47
  the Grammys,
• 18:48
  and they had,
• 18:49
  um,
• 18:50
  Lady Gaga,
• 18:51
  and she made a speech.
• 18:52
  I wasn't actually,
• 18:53
  I should be clear,
• 18:54
  I saw a clip of the Grammys.
• 18:55
  I wasn't actually watching it.
• 18:55
  No,
• 18:56
  I've also watched it in clips,
• 18:58
  yes.
• 18:58
  And she said,
• 18:59
  um,
• 19:00
  she,
• 19:00
  uh,
• 19:01
  said that she was sick of,
• 19:02
  of the,
• 19:03
  I guess the transphobia or whatever,
• 19:05
  and she said trans people are not.
• 19:07
  Visible
• 19:08
  and it's like
• 19:09
  I
• 19:10
  actually find them to be the most visible like I every time they
• 19:12
  walked there's bulges to describe like you can see we all can tell they're
• 19:17
  they're also the most talked about and the ones that we have to bring up all the time.
• 19:22
  Every conversation has to have a trans element to it.
• 19:25
  They always say that we like the right brings it up
• 19:28
  and it's like you're the one bringing up in a
• 19:30
  speech that we're gonna talk about it the next day
• 19:32
  like you brought it up you keep bringing it up.
• 19:35
  It's just us reacting to it.
• 19:37
  That's it.
• 19:38
  It's like they're not,
• 19:39
  they need to be seen.
• 19:40
  It's like,
• 19:41
  no,
• 19:41
  we know,
• 19:42
  we've seen like that's the thing.
• 19:44
  Like if,
• 19:44
  if it was harder to tell,
• 19:45
  there'd be less of a conversation,
• 19:47
  but we can really see.
• 19:48
  There's doctors that actually have made them so unseen
• 19:52
  while they're being seen that guys are afraid to go up
• 19:54
  to people in bars after a certain number of drinks.
• 19:58
  Like
• 19:59
  we don't even know what's going on anymore.
• 20:01
  It's like,
• 20:02
  no matter how many drinks you have,
• 20:03
  you've gotta look at the Adam's apple.
• 20:05
  That's the key.
• 20:05
  That's the key to it.
• 20:06
  You gotta do a cup check these days.
• 20:08
  You can't just,
• 20:10
  you can't just take a note.
• 20:11
  You can't.
• 20:12
  It's terrifying.
• 20:12
  It is.
• 20:13
  It is.
• 20:13
  I,
• 20:13
  I can't.
• 20:14
  I'm,
• 20:14
  I'm very.
• 20:15
  Glad I'm not single
• 20:16
  and I don't have to go through the world because
• 20:18
  number one,
• 20:19
  I mean you never know,
• 20:20
  I guess too many drinks you don't check for Adam's apples,
• 20:22
  but beyond that it's 5,
• 20:24
  it's 55 drinks that I know,
• 20:26
  not that you know,
• 20:27
  you know,
• 20:27
  but exactly 5,
• 20:30
  it's also the situation that.
• 20:32
  I don't even know how to,
• 20:33
  I wouldn't even know how to approach a female at this point
• 20:36
  with everything that,
• 20:37
  because,
• 20:37
  and I'm out of that scene thankfully,
• 20:39
  but like
• 20:40
  what I read about people trying to date and interact these days,
• 20:44
  it sounds terrible.
• 20:45
  None of them can talk to each other because they're on their phones all the time,
• 20:48
  and they're every single thing you say,
• 20:49
  if you compliment the wrong person and I,
• 20:51
  and you're not attractive enough,
• 20:53
  you're committing a Me Too violation.
• 20:54
  That's correct.
• 20:54
  It's a microaggression,
• 20:56
  and you've technically just raped her.
• 20:59
  That's what happened legally,
• 21:01
  legally,
• 21:01
  I mean you might not have actually touched her,
• 21:02
  but legally you've committed.
• 21:04
  I heard that more than 3 beers is sexual assault,
• 21:07
  and I was like,
• 21:08
  oh,
• 21:08
  so I've never had consensual sex in my life.
• 21:11
  Because that's at least what it takes if my wife and I are gonna have it.
• 21:15
  So like this is,
• 21:16
  so I've just been,
• 21:17
  I've just been since day one.
• 21:20
  You got no idea real problem for me.
• 21:23
  Turns out every comic's a Cosby.
• 21:26
  It's just part of it.
• 21:28
  It's true.
• 21:28
  It's like.
• 21:29
  Look,
• 21:30
  there's a reason why in a beer commercial,
• 21:33
  and every beer commercial since the beginning of time,
• 21:36
  there are college age type people that are all attractive,
• 21:40
  pouring down beers.
• 21:41
  It's not because the guys were like very confident that
• 21:44
  their intellect was going to get these girls in bed.
• 21:46
  It's because they're saying,
• 21:48
  hey,
• 21:48
  drink some of these,
• 21:49
  everybody loosens up.
• 21:51
  And now
• 21:52
  uh you have a couple of those that are,
• 21:54
  you have a couple too many drinks and you're a rapist.
• 21:56
  Yes,
• 21:56
  exactly.
• 21:57
  And now it's,
• 21:58
  well then you have Dylan Mulvaney drinking alone
• 22:01
  like that was probably the only spot on commercial,
• 22:04
  something that's more new
• 22:05
  just alone and drunk in your house trying to get attention
• 22:09
  online filming stuff on your phone that oh my God,
• 22:11
  that's the entire.
• 22:12
  Their culture.
• 22:13
  They,
• 22:13
  they,
• 22:13
  I feel bad for Bud Light.
• 22:14
  I feel like they got a bad rap.
• 22:16
  They were just playing to the culture.
• 22:17
  That's what's why they got Shane Gillis and Post Malone.
• 22:19
  They're like,
• 22:19
  guys,
• 22:20
  we gotta fix this.
• 22:20
  If you could please come back.
• 22:22
  They're giving Post Malone Oreos.
• 22:23
  They're like,
• 22:24
  come on,
• 22:24
  do this too,
• 22:25
  please.
• 22:25
  We need people back.
• 22:26
  Um,
• 22:27
  so
• 22:27
  as someone who's,
• 22:28
  uh,
• 22:29
  you know,
• 22:29
  who's,
• 22:29
  uh,
• 22:30
  I would say an expert on,
• 22:31
  uh,
• 22:32
  looking at the culture and
• 22:33
  determining what the hell is going on,
• 22:35
  um.
• 22:36
  What the hell was going on with Kanye's wife at the Grammys?
• 22:40
  Oh,
• 22:41
  because I don't know if you noticed.
• 22:43
  Did you notice anything about her at all?
• 22:45
  No,
• 22:45
  um,
• 22:45
  uh,
• 22:46
  you know,
• 22:47
  it,
• 22:47
  it's the same wedding dress my wife had.
• 22:49
  Oh really?
• 22:50
  Yeah,
• 22:50
  uh,
• 22:51
  it's,
• 22:52
  I believe it's called the humiliation ritual.
• 22:54
  Uh,
• 22:55
  it's what they do.
• 22:55
  It's in certain trafficking circles.
• 22:58
  At this point you can't
• 23:00
  wait,
• 23:00
  how many trafficking circles do you know?
• 23:02
  Only certain ones do certain ones.
• 23:03
  Uh,
• 23:04
  yeah,
• 23:04
  well,
• 23:04
  their house was in Malibu,
• 23:06
  so it was the only address she had left.
• 23:09
  Is the problem.
• 23:12
  Uh,
• 23:13
  wow.
• 23:13
  So you can't be on stage with Trump now either.
• 23:15
  If you have that joke,
• 23:16
  then,
• 23:17
  then Trump is gonna lose 3%.
• 23:18
  People would be upset.
• 23:19
  Only Mel Gibson would laugh,
• 23:20
  and he lost his house,
• 23:22
  you know.
• 23:22
  Hey,
• 23:23
  this is,
• 23:24
  uh,
• 23:24
  you can't be woke,
• 23:26
  or what I hate using the word woke now because it's so like cringy,
• 23:30
  but,
• 23:31
  OK,
• 23:32
  he's at the Grammys.
• 23:33
  This is,
• 23:33
  this,
• 23:34
  we're letting this slide for some reason.
• 23:36
  But it's like,
• 23:37
  wasn't he
• 23:39
  completely a Nazi a year ago?
• 23:41
  Yes,
• 23:42
  like is he still getting
• 23:43
  invites to stuff apparently like he because he was a
• 23:47
  full blown Nazi and then he was getting fileted.
• 23:51
  On a canal in Italy from her not too long ago in public that happened that happened,
• 23:57
  yeah,
• 23:58
  it really did if you look it up and I I prefer not to.
• 24:00
  No,
• 24:01
  yeah,
• 24:01
  you,
• 24:01
  you don't have to.
• 24:02
  It's on one of those fun boats where,
• 24:04
  oh,
• 24:04
  yeah,
• 24:05
  the guy's singing,
• 24:06
  but the,
• 24:06
  the guy's not on the boat,
• 24:07
  it's just them.
• 24:08
  Well that's nice.
• 24:09
  Yeah,
• 24:09
  it's nice.
• 24:10
  Was it at the Venetian instead they were actually going through the casino hotel?
• 24:13
  Uh,
• 24:13
  yes,
• 24:14
  it was just in Vegas.
• 24:15
  Yes,
• 24:15
  OK,
• 24:15
  OK,
• 24:16
  good.
• 24:17
  Everyone's just standing around like,
• 24:18
  wait,
• 24:18
  I'm having Sabaro right now.
• 24:19
  Why are you?
• 24:20
  this is strange.
• 24:21
  This is strange,
• 24:22
  um,
• 24:22
  yeah,
• 24:23
  because I,
• 24:23
  it felt to me watching,
• 24:25
  uh,
• 24:25
  uh,
• 24:26
  the,
• 24:26
  the coverage of it,
• 24:27
  it,
• 24:27
  it that
• 24:28
  it seemed like he was almost like
• 24:30
  doing this to,
• 24:32
  I don't know if it was to make a statement or just to show
• 24:35
  that he,
• 24:35
  he basically owns her
• 24:37
  or if it was just like.
• 24:39
  You know,
• 24:39
  he's had this sort of talk about how Christiany he is and uh
• 24:43
  how it's wrong for
• 24:44
  Kim Kardashian to to wear
• 24:47
  uh sexy outfits
• 24:48
  and then he
• 24:49
  trots his wife out in in what looked like Saran wrap.
• 24:52
  Yeah,
• 24:53
  well he brings her out first where she's covered
• 24:55
  and then orders her to take it off in front of everybody.
• 24:58
  That's weird,
• 24:59
  man.
• 24:59
  Yeah,
• 24:59
  and that's in no way I would,
• 25:01
  I would argue it's the least Jesus-y thing you could do?
• 25:05
  Yes,
• 25:05
  it's not Jesusy at all.
• 25:06
  It's not.
• 25:07
  It's really not.
• 25:08
  A man who calls himself that.
• 25:10
  Yes.
• 25:10
  Yeah,
• 25:10
  it's way off.
• 25:12
  Yeah,
• 25:12
  it's,
• 25:13
  it's way off.
• 25:14
  Yeah,
• 25:14
  because there's almost nothing,
• 25:16
  uh,
• 25:16
  in Corinthians about this,
• 25:18
  either one of them.
• 25:19
  No,
• 25:19
  there's Sodom and Gomorrah has a bit.
• 25:21
  Yeah,
• 25:21
  they do.
• 25:21
  There's there's a few.
• 25:23
  There are a few stories that have similar activity.
• 25:26
  And I was under the impression,
• 25:28
  now
• 25:28
  I realize that this has turned around a little bit lately.
• 25:31
  But
• 25:31
  I was under the impression that like you come out and you just,
• 25:34
  you act like
• 25:36
  a spokesperson for Adolf Hitler,
• 25:39
  you generally speaking don't get invited to polite in polite company to to
• 25:43
  to events anymore.
• 25:44
  Now I know it's been trendy on campuses lately,
• 25:47
  so maybe that's why he's still,
• 25:50
  well,
• 25:50
  it's odd because usually the kids in the campus have to call you Hitler.
• 25:54
  Right,
• 25:54
  as opposed to you actually saying the things that
• 25:57
  you like about Hitler and then going on a tour
• 26:00
  talking about how much you enjoy Hitler's work like he did,
• 26:04
  like this guy actually
• 26:06
  is,
• 26:06
  he revered Hitler,
• 26:08
  yeah,
• 26:08
  yeah,
• 26:08
  he really did
• 26:09
  it was a,
• 26:10
  uh,
• 26:11
  and like.
• 26:12
  I don't know what the line is.
• 26:13
  I was watching the UFC guy the other day.
• 26:15
  Did you see this?
• 26:16
  Was it Dana White?
• 26:17
  Uh,
• 26:17
  no,
• 26:18
  it was,
• 26:18
  uh,
• 26:18
  one of the fighters.
• 26:20
  Did you see Dana White probably talking about it,
• 26:22
  but he came out and Dana White was talking about it,
• 26:24
  yeah,
• 26:24
  but I don't know what was said.
• 26:25
  He,
• 26:25
  he basically was like,
• 26:26
  you know.
• 26:27
  I gotta say,
• 26:28
  Hitler seemed like a good guy.
• 26:30
  Like it was like that bad.
• 26:32
  And you're just like,
• 26:33
  that's not an opinion you can have.
• 26:35
  It was like that.
• 26:36
  I wish you could,
• 26:37
  you have to see this clip.
• 26:38
  He's like,
• 26:38
  you know,
• 26:38
  I just think that he,
• 26:39
  look,
• 26:40
  yeah,
• 26:40
  he was trying to get rid of the Jews,
• 26:42
  but the Jews,
• 26:44
  he was burning the books and the books were about queers.
• 26:47
  Like that was like a legitimate point
• 26:50
  and you're like,
• 26:50
  I,
• 26:51
  I,
• 26:51
  I don't even understand
• 26:53
  not only how you come to that decision that that is a good point,
• 26:56
  but also one that you want,
• 26:58
  you feel OK revealing in public,
• 27:00
  but even biologically that doesn't make sense because if we got,
• 27:03
  we killed them all,
• 27:04
  we'd have more cases.
• 27:06
  Yeah.
• 27:07
  What?
• 27:08
  What?
• 27:08
  I don't,
• 27:08
  I don't,
• 27:09
  I don't understand.
• 27:10
  I feel like he needs to work on it.
• 27:11
  I feel like there's some work to be done.
• 27:13
  I feel like if you have CT and you get punched a lot,
• 27:15
  it's like,
• 27:16
  don't bring up Hitler.
• 27:17
  Yeah,
• 27:18
  you're probably not gonna nail it.
• 27:19
  Just don't bring up history.
• 27:20
  But I would start with Hitler.
• 27:22
  Start with the big guys.
• 27:23
  Yeah,
• 27:23
  start with
• 27:24
  the big guys,
• 27:25
  Hitler and work,
• 27:26
  work your way down.
• 27:26
  Right?
• 27:27
  Like you could say,
• 27:28
  look,
• 27:28
  Mussolini did a lot of bad stuff too,
• 27:30
  but you could probably get away with saying something stupid about Mussolini.
• 27:33
  Hitler,
• 27:34
  people know,
• 27:34
  they,
• 27:34
  they like.
• 27:35
  that story.
• 27:35
  Yeah,
• 27:35
  that's a big,
• 27:36
  that's a big one where people think he's bad.
• 27:38
  Well,
• 27:39
  except also on college campuses where now people did
• 27:42
  start not liking Jews all of a sudden.
• 27:44
  Yeah,
• 27:44
  because I,
• 27:45
  I think we went to this point where,
• 27:47
  you know,
• 27:47
  it was a big thing that they would say about conservatives.
• 27:49
  Oh,
• 27:49
  you know,
• 27:50
  you know,
• 27:50
  Trump is Hitler,
• 27:51
  right?
• 27:51
  Like he'd say that all the time.
• 27:53
  And then they started realizing,
• 27:54
  well,
• 27:54
  actually we kind of like Hitler.
• 27:56
  So now it's not really an insult anymore because we sound
• 27:59
  much more like Hitler than anything Donald Trump has ever said.
• 28:02
  Right?
• 28:02
  And then they were stopping,
• 28:03
  if you remember,
• 28:03
  Jewish kids from going to classrooms.
• 28:05
  Yes.
• 28:06
  And it's like,
• 28:06
  well,
• 28:06
  that's the most Hitlerry thing I've heard about since Hitler.
• 28:09
  It is Hitler-esque.
• 28:10
  Yeah,
• 28:11
  I mean,
• 28:11
  he went a little farther than just stopping them from going to school.
• 28:14
  Yeah,
• 28:15
  but,
• 28:15
  uh,
• 28:15
  you know,
• 28:16
  it,
• 28:16
  it,
• 28:17
  it's down the Hitler
• 28:18
  path.
• 28:18
  I feel like if you've got a split in the road,
• 28:20
  and one of them is labeled Hitler.
• 28:22
  Don't even take one step down it.
• 28:24
  Like,
• 28:24
  go the the other way is,
• 28:26
  is,
• 28:26
  there's a fork in the road.
• 28:27
  Yeah,
• 28:27
  the fork in the road is really,
• 28:29
  it's,
• 28:29
  it's the easiest fork you'll ever find.
• 28:31
  Yes,
• 28:32
  it should be easy.
• 28:33
  Um,
• 28:33
  OK,
• 28:33
  Dave Landau's with us.
• 28:34
  Uh,
• 28:34
  you're gonna come back for more?
• 28:35
  You have a couple more minutes.
• 28:36
  OK,
• 28:36
  awesome.
• 28:36
  Uh,
• 28:36
  Dave Landau's here.
• 28:37
  Uh,
• 28:38
  we'll be back with more with him and,
• 28:39
  uh,
• 28:40
  a lot more.
• 28:41
  I mean,
• 28:41
  we,
• 28:41
  I got to
• 28:42
  literally the first card.
• 28:44
  The first card is the naked lady with the black dot.
• 28:46
  By the way,
• 28:46
  this,
• 28:47
  uh,
• 28:47
  this card,
• 28:47
  I should tell you,
• 28:48
  uh,
• 28:48
  my producer today,
• 28:49
  he did,
• 28:50
  he edited himself with,
• 28:51
  uh,
• 28:52
  with MS Paint.
• 28:53
  Uh,
• 28:53
  he,
• 28:54
  it's true.
• 28:55
  He was like,
• 28:55
  I can't give this to the graphics girl
• 28:57
  to have to be able to edit.
• 28:59
  So one dot at a time.
• 29:00
  Yeah,
• 29:00
  he did.
• 29:01
  And you know what?
• 29:02
  Woody almost got nothing else today.
• 29:03
  It seemed like he spent a long time on this,
• 29:05
  and I,
• 29:05
  if I remember MS Pate,
• 29:06
  that should have been a quick,
• 29:07
  a quick job.
• 29:08
  But,
• 29:08
  uh,
• 29:09
  thank you so much,
• 29:09
  Adam,
• 29:09
  we appreciate it.
• 29:10
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  a host of Blaze TV's Normal World.
• 30:50
  Uh,
• 30:50
  also at the Grammys,
• 30:51
  Dave,
• 30:52
  was,
• 30:52
  uh,
• 30:52
  Jaden and Willow Smith.
• 30:54
  Did you see this?
• 30:56
  They want,
• 30:56
  uh,
• 30:56
  uh,
• 30:57
  it's an interesting outfit
• 30:58
  choice by,
• 30:59
  I guess that's Jaden.
• 31:00
  Um,
• 31:01
  although I don't want to judge.
• 31:01
  I don't know these days whether
• 31:03
  which one's Jaden,
• 31:04
  which one's Willow,
• 31:04
  but I think it's Jaden that's wearing a,
• 31:06
  a black.
• 31:08
  House like a like an Addams Family house on his on his head.
• 31:13
  Why?
• 31:13
  I believe that's what happens when you come from a broken home
• 31:18
  and uh you're just wishing for
• 31:20
  the only family love.
• 31:21
  The only way it could be more accurate if is
• 31:23
  if there was a fire hose being sprayed on it,
• 31:26
  um,
• 31:27
  and then of course,
• 31:28
  yes,
• 31:28
  he's standing next to his sister.
• 31:31
  Who was in a bikini,
• 31:34
  um,
• 31:35
  no,
• 31:35
  it's totally normal.
• 31:36
  This is,
• 31:37
  uh,
• 31:38
  this is fine.
• 31:39
  This is fine,
• 31:40
  right?
• 31:41
  Because it is,
• 31:42
  um,
• 31:42
  these are the people that are supposed to be dictating to us
• 31:47
  what the correct culture is,
• 31:49
  yes,
• 31:50
  right?
• 31:50
  And we have,
• 31:51
  uh,
• 31:51
  you know,
• 31:51
  the child,
• 31:53
  child of Will Smith,
• 31:53
  right?
• 31:54
  And is it,
• 31:54
  uh,
• 31:54
  what's,
• 31:55
  what's her,
• 31:55
  his wife or his ex Jada Pinkett Smith.
• 31:59
  I mean she's almost admitted that exactly on camera.
• 32:02
  She did.
• 32:03
  OK.
• 32:03
  Oh no,
• 32:03
  she's been with all of his friends.
• 32:06
  Yeah,
• 32:06
  and that's again a suboptimal is how I would describe that to you.
• 32:09
  Yes,
• 32:09
  yeah,
• 32:10
  it's a little,
• 32:10
  uh,
• 32:10
  a little much.
• 32:11
  You don't think that this,
• 32:12
  this sort of,
• 32:13
  uh,
• 32:13
  that sort of parenting
• 32:14
  leads to the,
• 32:15
  the best practices,
• 32:16
  maybe.
• 32:17
  Look,
• 32:17
  as a father who's never hit his son,
• 32:20
  I've also never hit Chris Rock,
• 32:22
  but if my son had a house on his head,
• 32:24
  there's things I might consider,
• 32:25
  yeah,
• 32:26
  yeah.
• 32:27
  At least not letting you leave the house like that,
• 32:30
  right?
• 32:30
  So let's just start there.
• 32:31
  And honestly,
• 32:32
  like I would have my son,
• 32:33
  I have a son and a daughter as well,
• 32:34
  I'd have my son
• 32:36
  in a a suit with a house over his head
• 32:39
  5000 times in a row before I let my daughter walk out of the house like that,
• 32:43
  particularly with my son.
• 32:44
  It's like
• 32:46
  I think
• 32:46
  I feel,
• 32:47
  I do feel bad for some of these like Hollywood dads
• 32:50
  whose daughters wind up being the hot 23-year-old thing and think
• 32:54
  the only way they can get attention is to dress like.
• 32:56
  Kanye's wife
• 32:57
  and it's some version of that
• 32:59
  and then you're like,
• 33:00
  as a dad,
• 33:00
  like,
• 33:01
  am I supposed to be proud like that people are talking about you?
• 33:04
  You're,
• 33:04
  you know,
• 33:05
  you're really the talk of the town,
• 33:06
  honey.
• 33:06
  I can't escape that.
• 33:07
  No,
• 33:07
  you can't escape it.
• 33:08
  Just at a store and it's on the cover of a magazine and you're walking around with her.
• 33:12
  I'd be like
• 33:13
  I would immediately just convert to Islam.
• 33:16
  I'd be like,
• 33:16
  here's your Koran.
• 33:18
  Go put on,
• 33:19
  go put on this head to toe everything.
• 33:22
  If I even see an ankle,
• 33:23
  I have to stone you out front.
• 33:26
  There's no way I would allow it,
• 33:27
  and I just have a niece,
• 33:28
  and I would lose my mind if I,
• 33:30
  if I saw that.
• 33:31
  Yeah,
• 33:31
  like I,
• 33:31
  I,
• 33:32
  I feel like
• 33:33
  you would not be convicted in court
• 33:35
  for that activity.
• 33:36
  Like I,
• 33:36
  I think like I'm sorry,
• 33:37
  we're just doing Sharia law,
• 33:38
  and I think people understand why.
• 33:40
  Did you see?
• 33:41
  Yeah,
• 33:41
  the exhibit A,
• 33:42
  and they're like,
• 33:43
  Got it,
• 33:43
  got it.
• 33:44
  You're good.
• 33:44
  You're good to go.
• 33:45
  We actually have an award for you.
• 33:47
  Um,
• 33:47
  let me bring you over to the Oscars.
• 33:48
  Uh,
• 33:49
  now,
• 33:49
  uh,
• 33:49
  nominated for the Oscars is a movie called Amelia Perez,
• 33:52
  uh,
• 33:52
  and
• 33:53
  it.
• 33:54
  It,
• 33:55
  it's about trans stuff and like that's why I think it got attention
• 33:58
  from like conservatives because they're like I
• 33:59
  can't believe this is happening again,
• 34:01
  all this.
• 34:01
  I thought I was told woke was dead.
• 34:03
  I don't know,
• 34:04
  it doesn't seem all that,
• 34:05
  uh,
• 34:06
  you know,
• 34:06
  at least in Hollywood they're still awarding
• 34:09
  these um these films that are just like message movies about
• 34:12
  transgenderism.
• 34:13
  OK,
• 34:14
  whatever,
• 34:14
  we,
• 34:14
  we're all used to that.
• 34:15
  But then I saw a clip from it.
• 34:18
  And
• 34:18
  it's not just what they're talking about,
• 34:20
  but it's how poorly it's done.
• 34:22
  This is,
• 34:23
  I want you to see this if you haven't already.
• 34:24
  It's,
• 34:25
  it's a scene from uh Oscar nominated musical.
• 34:27
  This is a,
• 34:28
  this is not like a bit that Dave did on Normal World.
• 34:31
  This is a real movie.
• 34:32
  Uh,
• 34:32
  it is Amelia Perez.
• 34:34
  Watch.
• 34:39
  For
• 34:39
  you
• 34:41
  For me,
• 34:43
  What would you like
• 34:45
  to know?
• 34:48
  I want to know it all.
• 34:50
  What is the.
• 34:52
  That
• 35:11
  laryngoplasty.
• 35:12
  What is that?
• 35:13
  Adam's apple reduction.
• 35:17
  How excited she is there with the Adam's apple.
• 35:20
  Now,
• 35:20
  now this would be helpful,
• 35:21
  I guess,
• 35:22
  Dave,
• 35:22
  considering our previous conversation.
• 35:24
  Uh,
• 35:24
  Adam's apple reduction would be a,
• 35:26
  a
• 35:27
  great thing,
• 35:28
  but like,
• 35:28
  true,
• 35:29
  you so rarely see vaginoplasty with musical notes next to it.
• 35:32
  Yes,
• 35:33
  I mean,
• 35:34
  working that into the song
• 35:36
  might be worth an award,
• 35:38
  but I don't think you should be nominated for Best Picture.
• 35:40
  I,
• 35:41
  I gotta disagree.
• 35:42
  This has Oscar written all
• 35:44
  over it.
• 35:44
  It,
• 35:46
  it does.
• 35:46
  I hope,
• 35:47
  I hope it's at least nominated for best song
• 35:50
  so they have to perform it in between one of the breaks.
• 35:53
  That would be incredible.
• 35:54
  They need to nominate it for best song.
• 35:56
  All right,
• 35:56
  you're winning me over on this.
• 35:57
  I know just because why?
• 35:59
  like I don't care about the Oscars.
• 36:01
  I'll watch it just to see this win
• 36:04
  because it will.
• 36:04
  I feel like.
• 36:05
  They trolled
• 36:07
  the Oscars.
• 36:08
  Yeah,
• 36:09
  I almost feel that way too,
• 36:10
  because number one,
• 36:11
  it's so bad and such a transparent attempt,
• 36:14
  you know,
• 36:14
  it's like the gang who tries to win an award.
• 36:17
  There's an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• 36:19
  that which is like them trying to win
• 36:20
  an Emmy.
• 36:21
  It's like that's,
• 36:22
  it's so transparent an attempt to try to win first of all,
• 36:25
  and then it's so bad
• 36:27
  like
• 36:27
  to make it about that and talk about this sort of stuff in song is so laughable.
• 36:33
  Anyone with any taste immediately recognizes this is terrible and they're like,
• 36:37
  oh,
• 36:38
  here's the award.
• 36:38
  Let me just,
• 36:38
  you know,
• 36:39
  it's just,
• 36:39
  you know,
• 36:40
  and just the level of how bad it is by them going like,
• 36:43
  how much do you need like just stuff like that that would never be asked to a doctor,
• 36:48
  it's not even accurate.
• 36:49
  It's like
• 36:50
  it just seems like a giant parody.
• 36:52
  Yeah,
• 36:53
  so,
• 36:53
  so I think it must win,
• 36:55
  yes,
• 36:56
  I,
• 36:56
  I do feel like it's gotta be the overwhelming favorite though.
• 36:59
  The follow up to it is apparently it's
• 37:01
  on the verge of getting canceled itself
• 37:04
  because while it's completely fine to do songs about vaginoplasty,
• 37:08
  it is not OK to have the,
• 37:10
  I think one or two,
• 37:12
  did you like the way I pronounced it?
• 37:13
  Just like him,
• 37:14
  just like the doctor.
• 37:14
  I'm,
• 37:15
  I'm a physician myself.
• 37:16
  I can tell,
• 37:17
  yeah,
• 37:17
  use the proper term,
• 37:18
  yeah,
• 37:18
  exactly,
• 37:18
  in song the way a doctor would.
• 37:20
  Exactly,
• 37:21
  that's how doctors operate,
• 37:22
  we all know that.
• 37:23
  That's the American healthcare system for you.
• 37:25
  What you gonna do,
• 37:26
  but it uh
• 37:27
  it was like.
• 37:28
  So horrible
• 37:30
  and then
• 37:31
  uh it was embraced
• 37:33
  and afterwards people were like,
• 37:35
  I guess I have to go see this thing now because it's gonna win,
• 37:37
  you know,
• 37:38
  might win all these Oscars like me just now,
• 37:40
  right,
• 37:40
  right,
• 37:40
  you just now you're,
• 37:41
  I mean you're going to theater soon,
• 37:42
  go join Dave,
• 37:43
  but they,
• 37:44
  uh,
• 37:44
  then inside the movie is also a couple of like,
• 37:47
  uh,
• 37:48
  stereotypical Mexican jokes
• 37:50
  and that was a line they couldn't cross.
• 37:53
  So now the same people who praised it for saying vagino lasty over and over again.
• 37:58
  Are now upset because they use some stereotypical Mexican jokes.
• 38:02
  Boy,
• 38:02
  I'd love to see the taco joke in that movie.
• 38:05
  It's
• 38:06
  way too many meanings very tasteless.
• 38:09
  It's very tasteless,
• 38:10
  and it's gonna make you not wanna eat Mexican food for a very long time.
• 38:15
  You will never eat it again.
• 38:16
  Uh,
• 38:17
  I can't imagine like if,
• 38:18
  if they stop that from going through
• 38:21
  because of that,
• 38:22
  they have to realize it's a troll then
• 38:24
  and they're trying to come up with some other excuse.
• 38:27
  That that's what they're offended by
• 38:29
  because these things last forever.
• 38:30
  Like they're like,
• 38:31
  I can't believe they gave Best Picture to Crash.
• 38:33
  Like that's still a conversation going on.
• 38:35
  If you compare The Artist is like the worst movie I've ever seen.
• 38:38
  Do you remember that?
• 38:39
  I do.
• 38:39
  I don't think I ever actually saw it,
• 38:40
  but I've never hated a movie that much.
• 38:43
  I hate it more than anything.
• 38:45
  We watched it
• 38:46
  like we watched it in 20.
• 38:47
  12 before the Oscars when I was living
• 38:49
  in LA because like they'll throw Oscar parties,
• 38:51
  which I'd rather
• 38:52
  be dead than do that ever again,
• 38:54
  but
• 38:55
  it is the worst movie and the fact that that one like Crash is a far better movie.
• 38:59
  You look angry about the artist now.
• 39:01
  It's seriously the worst thing I've ever watched.
• 39:03
  Yes,
• 39:04
  I'd rather watch that clip
• 39:06
  on a loop.
• 39:08
  I,
• 39:08
  that's hard to believe,
• 39:09
  but,
• 39:09
  uh,
• 39:10
  I will say,
• 39:10
  OK,
• 39:11
  uh,
• 39:11
  I was watching some of the,
• 39:12
  uh,
• 39:12
  the only thing I can think of is worse is
• 39:14
  let me just give you the one thing that's worth,
• 39:15
  OK.
• 39:16
  Trading Luka Dacic
• 39:18
  at 25 years old to the Los Angeles Lakers
• 39:21
  for Anthony Davis and a pick,
• 39:23
  uh,
• 39:24
  as you know,
• 39:24
  in Dallas,
• 39:25
  he's like
• 39:26
  a pillar of the community,
• 39:27
  and they just like shipped him out.
• 39:28
  Why,
• 39:29
  why did this happen?
• 39:30
  Um,
• 39:31
  this is when the Gambino family took out Paul Castellano.
• 39:35
  When you take out your head guy,
• 39:36
  you are sending a message
• 39:38
  that there's something bigger than you and far more
• 39:40
  important that you're trying to get into the city.
• 39:42
  Um,
• 39:43
  so you,
• 39:44
  do you,
• 39:44
  this is the casino theory,
• 39:45
  you think?
• 39:46
  Oh yeah,
• 39:46
  I'm,
• 39:47
  I'm completely with that.
• 39:48
  These people,
• 39:49
  they own this,
• 39:49
  they own the sands,
• 39:50
  they owned all the old school places and they own all the sports betting in Vegas.
• 39:54
  They're like,
• 39:55
  you know what,
• 39:55
  Dallas?
• 39:56
  Watch what we do until you want to pass this.
• 39:59
  This is full.
• 40:00
  This is a,
• 40:00
  this is straight up mob tactic.
• 40:02
  It's,
• 40:02
  it's gorgeous.
• 40:03
  I love it.
• 40:03
  You love it.
• 40:04
  I,
• 40:04
  you got,
• 40:05
  you got a guy named Luigi shooting people in New York.
• 40:07
  This is getting good.
• 40:08
  I don't mean that it should happen,
• 40:10
  but I mean,
• 40:10
  as far as watching life play out like a mob movie,
• 40:13
  I'm enjoying it.
• 40:14
  It is,
• 40:14
  it's fun.
• 40:15
  This is a mob move unless you're a Mavs fan.
• 40:16
  It's,
• 40:17
  it is fun unless you're a Mavs fan.
• 40:18
  What do you think about the theory?
• 40:19
  Pistons fan.
• 40:20
  I'm cool with that.
• 40:20
  Yeah,
• 40:21
  you don't care.
• 40:21
  Uh,
• 40:22
  although you've got enough to deal with in your life as a Pistons fan and a Lions fan.
• 40:26
  You've already tortured a a very bad life.
• 40:29
  Yeah,
• 40:29
  just the last 40,
• 40:30
  50 years of it.
• 40:31
  Um,
• 40:32
  uh,
• 40:32
  do you think there's,
• 40:33
  my pos my thought was
• 40:34
  like they noticed he was liking a lot of,
• 40:37
  uh,
• 40:37
  photos of Instagram masseuses in the Houston area,
• 40:41
  and they were like,
• 40:42
  uh,
• 40:42
  before this comes out,
• 40:44
  Luke has been traded for anything.
• 40:47
  He likes to dribble.
• 40:49
  What are you gonna do?
• 40:50
  It could be,
• 40:51
  it could be.
• 40:51
  All right,
• 40:52
  we're gonna watch out if it's the mob movie option.
• 40:54
  It's the masseuse problem.
• 40:55
  Something happened there.
• 40:56
  We will watch it.
• 40:57
  the playing though.
• 40:58
  No,
• 40:58
  no,
• 40:59
  I know that he's a very good basketball player,
• 41:01
  Dave.
• 41:01
  You don't usually trade them.
• 41:03
  That's what I mean.
• 41:03
  Like it's something
• 41:05
  more,
• 41:05
  it's something more nefarious.
• 41:06
  Possible that he had a vaginoplasty.
• 41:08
  It's very possible.
• 41:09
  OK.
• 41:09
  His doctors sang him into one,
• 41:11
  sang him into one.
• 41:11
  We will.
• 41:12
  See
• 41:12
  what the truth is.
• 41:13
  Maybe you'll cover this on Normal World and you'll figure it out for us.
• 41:15
  Uh,
• 41:15
  Dave Landau,
• 41:16
  make sure to catch him on Normal World right here on Blaze TV.
• 41:18
  You're going to be out on the road at all?
• 41:19
  Uh,
• 41:19
  yes,
• 41:20
  I am.
• 41:20
  Uh,
• 41:20
  this weekend I'll be actually in Fort Worth.
• 41:22
  Um,
• 41:23
  you can check me out.
• 41:23
  I'll be at Hyena's Red Room and,
• 41:25
  uh,
• 41:26
  Thursday night,
• 41:27
  which my show will be on.
• 41:28
  We'll pre-tape it earlier in the day.
• 41:29
  I'll be at,
• 41:30
  uh.
• 41:30
  The Mothership in Austin doing the best of comedy Mothership.
• 41:33
  So come out to those shows.
• 41:34
  Very cool,
• 41:35
  cool.
• 41:35
  Come out and see Dave,
• 41:36
  uh,
• 41:36
  in a show.
• 41:36
  Where do,
• 41:37
  where do people go to find the schedule?
• 41:38
  Uh,
• 41:38
  Dave Landau.com.
• 41:39
  Dave Landau.com.
• 41:40
  Go there.
• 41:41
  Key West too,
• 41:42
  and Vegas.
• 41:43
  Key West in Vegas.
• 41:43
  Lots of stuff coming up.
• 41:44
  Check it all out,
• 41:45
  all the details at Dave Landau.com.
• 41:46
  Dave,
• 41:47
  thanks for coming on.
• 41:47
  Thank you for having me.
• 41:59
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• 42:01
  It can be hard,
• 42:01
  and this is especially true when you're planning to buy or sell a home.
• 42:05
  It can be really complicated.
• 42:06
  It can take a lot of time.
• 42:07
  It can mean a lot of jumping through hoops,
• 42:09
  and of course the stakes are really big.
• 42:11
  It's the biggest financial transaction you'll ever have,
• 42:14
  really,
• 42:14
  unless you go through several vaginoplasties.
• 42:16
  Uh,
• 42:17
  it's,
• 42:17
  it's really expensive
• 42:18
  and if you blow that decision,
• 42:20
  and honestly,
• 42:21
  in either case
• 42:22
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• 42:23
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• 42:23
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• 42:25
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• 42:40
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• 42:42
  because that's a huge part of a real estate agent.
• 42:44
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• 42:47
  You don't need to do that in almost every case.
• 42:49
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  the name says it all.
• 42:52
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• 42:55
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• 43:00
  All right,
• 43:01
  I am off to New Orleans,
• 43:02
  the Superdome,
• 43:03
  Philadelphia Eagles versus Kansas City Chiefs.
• 43:06
  I will be,
• 43:07
  uh,
• 43:07
  hoping and praying to have this scene,
• 43:09
  uh,
• 43:09
  recreate itself again.
• 43:10
  Me and my son,
• 43:11
  uh,
• 43:11
  I'm bringing him again.
• 43:12
  Uh,
• 43:12
  he went to the first one that the Eagles won.
• 43:14
  Also went to the one.
• 43:15
  Uh,
• 43:16
  that they lost.
• 43:16
  I have pictures of that one too,
• 43:17
  but they're not quite as happy,
• 43:18
  so I'll leave those on the sidelines for today.
• 43:20
  Really excited.
• 43:21
  I'm hoping and praying to see an Eagles victory,
• 43:24
  and shockingly,
• 43:24
  it seems like America is too.
• 43:26
  It's the one time people are actually rooting for
• 43:27
  the Eagles because they're so sick of the Chiefs.
• 43:29
  So
• 43:29
  wish me luck.
• 43:30
  Think of me,
• 43:31
  pray for me,
• 43:32
  hope for us.
• 43:34
  We'll see you next week.