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They Are Already Thawing Out Mariah Carey! I'm Not Kidding! · Strikeout Beer

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  Speaker 1: It's so stupid. What do you mean stupid?
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  Speaker 2: You're stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You're stupid. We're live, are we? Yeah, dummy, you're live.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to strike up beer your least favorite podcast with
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  Speaker 2: your pals out in a repidaive.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Alan, I'm super Was it no, Big gay Dave
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  Speaker 1: in the house? What are we doing for?
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  Speaker 2: Big gay Dave's in the house? What's up? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So you're like, we're live. I was like, no, we're not.
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  Speaker 2: And then I looked. I was like, oh crap, we are.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Just drinking beer? And I couldn't think of that. Something
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  Speaker 3: else to say. We're having space goose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could smell it from here. It
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  Speaker 1: is super hoppy. Oh chilling.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: We did some We're remote, obviously, did some beer reviews,
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  Speaker 3: did a fantasy football stream. We didn't do any parts
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  Speaker 3: of nerd streams. But I'm home tomorrow. I guess we
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  Speaker 3: knocked that out. Then a beer review, a chat, we're
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  Speaker 3: having fun, nice little Thursday, Nice little Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Having a guest. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I told you to hit him up like eight times,
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  Speaker 3: but you know what you said? What'd you say to me?
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  Speaker 1: Alan? But I got it, I'll do it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you talk so much. You don't do enough.
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  Speaker 3: You always talk y'all talk, No go old school three
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  Speaker 3: point oh in the house.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I like?
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  Speaker 3: I like old school two point oh and then before
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  Speaker 3: him here here's my rankings.
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  Speaker 2: That kind of that was kind of prime old school.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: No, you got prime old school right here.
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  Speaker 2: So so it's just gotten worse with each iteration.
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  Speaker 3: Old school two point oh right here, and then you know,
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  Speaker 3: three point oh right there, But three point oh brought
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  Speaker 3: us beer, so he gets a little.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit higher up.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, here's what I say, whatever version of old
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  Speaker 2: school we have is the best version, because the longer
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  Speaker 2: I know him, the more I love him. There you go,
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  Speaker 2: there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Dog's barking at somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Old school. How do you feel about fat Kelsey? How
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  Speaker 2: are you feeling about that? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my phone's not working. That's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got that going for you, which is nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my camera doesn't work. What the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 2: What's up, Lizzie?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Lizzy? Yeah, I don't know. My phone's not working.
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  Speaker 2: Old school beer point zero. I like that guy.
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  Speaker 1: That guy's I like that guy a lot. I like
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  Speaker 1: him a lot, big fan, huge fan, huge fan. Yeah. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: camera no longer works? Yeah, connected on my phone? Oh
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  Speaker 1: oh cameras.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there we go. All right finally Jesus, it's like
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  Speaker 2: we got going on camera one camera two one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it doesn't zoom or anything, this piece of ship phone.
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  Speaker 3: I swear to God, I swear anyways.
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  Speaker 2: The stars in the sky.
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  Speaker 3: Uh so space cous hazy I p A six point
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  Speaker 3: three alcohol ba volume. We got Bentonville Brewing out of Bentonville, Arkansas.
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  Speaker 3: I think I only have like one left of these,
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  Speaker 3: which cheers buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't imported yet. I was too busy sharing
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  Speaker 2: the mediocre word.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good. I don't drink enough hazes. We've
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  Speaker 1: talked about that in the past.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't drink enough hazies.
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  Speaker 2: A bitch in your older age.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Cool spacecuses are daring take on New England. I p
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  Speaker 3: a characterized by its intentional haziness and tropical juicy sweetness.
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  Speaker 3: This i PA is packed with mouthwatering notes, a passion fruit, guava, pineapple,
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  Speaker 3: and citrus that keeps bringing you back for more. That's
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  Speaker 3: a lot going on, and it's a damn good beer.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the smell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh huh. As a freaking lutely.
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  Speaker 2: We've reached the part of the Hall of Fame game
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  Speaker 2: where they start interviewing all of the Hall of famers,
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  Speaker 2: and you got Luke Keekley here, which I mean if
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  Speaker 2: you look at him, he doesn't really look like it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really look like a beast like he was. He
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  Speaker 2: looks he looks like Luke.
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  Speaker 3: And I t he needs he needs to sell me
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  Speaker 3: on some roofing, you know what I mean, Like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: you got some roofing issues up here, and I kind
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  Speaker 3: of got your gutters too, but uh, you know, we
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  Speaker 3: can take care of it for you, no problem, no
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  Speaker 3: big deal.
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  Speaker 2: But before that, they had Adam Vinatari there and I'm
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  Speaker 2: sitting there and I didn't have this sound on. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, who the heck is that, trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: it out, and then I unmuted it and they were like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we got Adam here. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh Jesus Venatari, what do you call him?
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  Speaker 3: Vinatari? He's not an Atari console it lives on your
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  Speaker 3: way home or she saw it with the kids, like
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  Speaker 3: anybody can even know that. Well I need to know
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  Speaker 3: it because when she gets here, I'm done for the night.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go enjoy myself. Oh okay, yeah, oh what
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  Speaker 1: a great pig whop see later?
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  Speaker 3: All right, she said, yes, all right, cool, yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: well I got stuff to do tomorrow too. It's been
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  Speaker 3: a long week when I don't go to work on
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  Speaker 3: Monday and Tuesday. Oh yeah, By the way, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: here next week. I tell you about that. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can't do the show next week. I can maybe
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  Speaker 3: rejoine remotely, but if not, I just I'll see.
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  Speaker 1: You next week.
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  Speaker 2: Or are you going anywhere or fun?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Vegas?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah Wednesday? Okay, yeah, just going were going to catch
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  Speaker 3: the Raiders game out there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, then golf on Friday, just hang out. Just I
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  Speaker 3: do it the week after or two weeks after or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, No, I don't feel like dicking around
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  Speaker 3: that weekend all next week, nope, Okay, everything's got to
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  Speaker 3: be done tomorrow, all right, send me the list.
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  Speaker 2: We're good. We're kind of good that we've already done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The nice thing is is like we kind of record
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  Speaker 2: a little bit and we're talking about part time herd
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  Speaker 2: so hard. We kind of knock some stuff out in advance.
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  Speaker 2: We're actually almost done with all our recordings for August, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which is which is pretty good. It's a good place
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  Speaker 2: to be in. But we've added We've added the Saturday
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  Speaker 2: Morning Cartoon segment, which will start this Saturday with the
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  Speaker 2: Futurama review, and then next week will be The Jetsons,
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  Speaker 2: which I just saw today. Uh mister Whiskey Proll himself
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  Speaker 2: was sharing it. They're working on a live action Jetsons movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and you know who did you see Who's rumored to
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  Speaker 2: play George.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Carrey?
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  Speaker 2: Jim Carrey in the house. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Cheers? Yeah, No, here for it, Here for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm all in and I'm all in on that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I had that damn brace when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I broke my thumb in like sixth seventh grade or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Cast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to wear the cast the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Brace.
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  Speaker 3: That's a cast, well brace cast. I had to wear
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  Speaker 3: a cast to my summer of sixth to seventh grade.
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  Speaker 3: I broke my thumb catching and it's like I was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: let's see my thumb's like this. I mean, it's like
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  Speaker 3: this effing thick man. And she's like, well, let's wait, honey,
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  Speaker 3: can you see Yeah, yeah, it's like that. She goes, well,
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  Speaker 3: we'll see if the swelling goes down. I'm like sitting there,
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  Speaker 3: it's Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 1: I break it. I don't go see a doctor. Sold Monday,
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning, Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, your mom did better than mine. Did.
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  Speaker 2: I broke my thumb? Now it was I was at
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  Speaker 2: a basketball tournament, but I didn't break it during a game.
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  Speaker 1: Basketball play.
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  Speaker 2: I was a basketball player back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Manager.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, just line, I don't do it. Three
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  Speaker 2: pointers all day long, all day. We got all third
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  Speaker 2: leg up there. Oh God, aka the kindergarten teacher.
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  Speaker 1: He's coaching schoolers now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I uh no, we were. We were playing
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  Speaker 2: in the tournament and it was in between games, and
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  Speaker 2: it was like one of the teams that we've kind
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  Speaker 2: of we had, we had a little little beef, little
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  Speaker 2: rivalry with and uh had the ball and the guy
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  Speaker 2: kind of one one of my teammates had the ball
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  Speaker 2: and the guy kicked it away from him and I
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  Speaker 2: went to go pick it up. I want to go
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  Speaker 2: pick it up. The guy stopped on my thumb. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This was also at a church basketball tournament, so but
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  Speaker 2: you know whatever, But yeah, no it was. It took
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  Speaker 2: my mom a week and a half to take me
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  Speaker 2: to the hospital to have it looked at.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I had to go to the hospital. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to the doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Well we went to We didn't really go to the
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  Speaker 2: doctor that often, but no, we always went to yeah
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  Speaker 2: something like that to take the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Ye put me in a cast and I sat there
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  Speaker 3: all summer with a damn thing on, sweating and and
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  Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff that itch like hell. And
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  Speaker 3: uh then finally I had enough. We remember those durash
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  Speaker 3: sheer seers scissors cut a penny in half.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So we went to like the lake the week
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  Speaker 1: before and I got I was tired.
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  Speaker 4: I got in the water and so that thing got
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  Speaker 4: absolutely just water logged and it started stinking. Was this
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  Speaker 4: fiberglass or was this plaster fiber the the tape that
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: they go around here or whatever, and it's, uh yeah, fiberglass.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like colored, right, It wasn't like the
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  Speaker 2: big white No. Like when the first time I broke
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  Speaker 2: when I broke my thumb. I don't know if they
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  Speaker 2: had that technology yet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you look like the prop in the movie with
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  Speaker 3: the yes, yeah, you actually like crazy cut off. No,
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  Speaker 3: mine was the tape that was the fiberglast one, so
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  Speaker 3: it was like purple, I think, uh, pinkish purple or something.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, uh, yeah, dude, we cut it off.
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  Speaker 3: And my mom was like, well, we're not gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 3: are you guys gonna cut that thing out. I gotta
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  Speaker 3: get this thing off.
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  Speaker 1: It stinks. I gotta get out of I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: my arm out of here.
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  Speaker 3: And of course you didn't want to pay to have
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  Speaker 3: it cut off, and so I was like, we've got
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  Speaker 3: Duris shares and we're you know what I mean, we
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  Speaker 3: cut it off.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I grew up poor and so we
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  Speaker 2: had Medicaid, so we didn't pay for nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: So poor people actually had it better than the close
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  Speaker 3: to poor people, the nearly poor folk, because.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't get shit for free.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, but we were broke as fuck the whole time,
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  Speaker 3: with no no assistance, no government, no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So but yeah, we buddies and mine cut up. TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Burns in the house. We were just talking about you, TJ. TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Like, yeah, so we cut it off.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, they get it out
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  Speaker 3: and you're white as hell, al theready down and then
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  Speaker 3: your arm has already lost like some size to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it did.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, I got to take a shower,
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I hope my thumb's okay. And
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  Speaker 3: it was fine my entire life. It did kind of
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: hurt from time to time, right, and then when I
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: went grabbed that damn dog, it it went back to hurt.
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  Speaker 3: And so I don't know if I hurt something or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like, yeah, it didn't hurt. It didn't
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  Speaker 3: swell up or anything.
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  Speaker 2: So karma for what the hell did I do beating
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  Speaker 2: the crap out of dogs?
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  Speaker 1: I picked the dog up. I didn't beat it.
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  Speaker 3: Another damn loose dog was in the front yard yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: I walked out and it looked like one of those
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  Speaker 3: soul eat and it was a white dog. It looks
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  Speaker 3: like some type of they're a little bit slimmer but big,
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  Speaker 3: straight up ears and I don't know what. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what kind of dog it is. I go walk
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  Speaker 3: I go, what the fuck are you doing here, bud?
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  Speaker 3: So and I come back inside to get make sure
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  Speaker 3: Tilly's stays in there, and I go, there's another damn
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  Speaker 3: dog outside.
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  Speaker 1: He goes where and she like, go out front, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: and so she goes out there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come here.
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  Speaker 3: The dog comes up to her all playful and ship
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  Speaker 3: and it's got She goes, and she goes, let's check.
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  Speaker 1: You know this guy a collar?
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  Speaker 3: And I go, oh my god. And so I'm in
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  Speaker 3: the inside looking through the glass. She's outside of this
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: damn dog. It's super flight, playful, super nice. And uh
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: we call the number. Then I answer, and you know whatever, Tall, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: we got your damn dog.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: What do you you know whatever?
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: It's my neighbor, next door neighbor. They got another plug,
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: rub some dirt on it and chug some whiskey.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I rubbed some dirt on it last night. How about that?
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: So? And I did that And then but yeah, guys,
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  Speaker 2: did you got did you guys end up finding someone
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  Speaker 2: to play?
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  Speaker 1: No play with nine?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if you would hit me up up fifteen twenty
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  Speaker 2: minutes sooner, I would have been in. But like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I would have been like when you hit me up.
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing door dash and I had two orders
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  Speaker 2: in my car and I was on my way to
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  Speaker 2: go pick up a third order, and I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: by the time I'm done dropping all these off, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was seven fifteen or no, I'm sorry your game
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  Speaker 2: was at six thirty. It was six fifteen, and so
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been able to make it in time
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  Speaker 2: or else. No, I would have been in like.
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  Speaker 1: I feel you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was uh, you know, last game of the season.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, I guess I gotta go. I
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: tried to get out of myself. I was like, I'd
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: rather just sit in the pull and drink beer. And uh,
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: it's not a bad what I got there because my
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  Speaker 3: back so recently my back started hurting. I went and
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: chunked around some forty pound bags of mulch, and I
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: don't know, I just felt I was feeling good. And
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, it's like now, when I like, say,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: if I sit funny or move funny or whatever, I
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: get like it's like being electrocuted. I got my lower
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: back and so I'm like, well, this sucks, so we'll
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: see it'll go away.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. No big deal. But uh hey just called.
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  Speaker 2: Getting older a random kid twenties in the house. What's
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: what's up? What's up? How you doing help life street you? Well?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So anyways, I the reason for the title tonight.
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  Speaker 3: You might be wondering why it's called there are already
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  Speaker 3: thawing out Mariah Carey. I'm not kidding. We're doing phenomenal,
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  Speaker 3: phenomenal bud am I hungry. I just had a couple
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: of those chicken balls. If you want to grab me something,
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: grab me something, I'm down.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: So anyways, I heard today I was scrolling on TikTok
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  Speaker 3: and someone had already used the damn Mariah Carey song,
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: the Christmas song?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? All I want for Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: For Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, and I I almost drive, I
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  Speaker 3: just almost let the phone go. I was like, son
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  Speaker 3: of a bitch, this year, I mean after well see,
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  Speaker 3: I'm part of the card carrying membership of h If
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: it's after July fourth, this July fifth, it's Halloween time.
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  Speaker 1: Start decorating. But then other people they push it to August.
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  Speaker 2: You're a Summerwen guyween guy, Summerwen, and then you push
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  Speaker 2: you know, other people do August first, it's time for this,
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  Speaker 2: and then other people do September first.
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  Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't hang up any decorations, but I'll start printing
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: for Halloween and stuff like that. So, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: September first, we're hanging stuff up, like in the house,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: not outside. It's we've got to put our fall stuff up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're doing phenomenal, phenomenal, bud.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you already answered that you're doing great.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to put it up on the screen for him,
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  Speaker 3: you know, if they're commenting, I'm gonna I'm gonna put
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: it on the screen. List it's something really funny, like
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: a bunch of bananas in the you know, like bananas, banana, banana.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: This morning I had a banana. I had a banana.
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  Speaker 3: Hef a wizen, but as closed, I have.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: A banana these days. Yeah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So it's just like it's no damn early man like
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: ya y'all y'all stick y'all, stick y'all stick by the rules, right,
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Halloween decorations don't go up till October first.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Christmas decorations don't go up till the night of Thanksgiving,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: if not the day after Thanksgiving.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Day after, not the night the day after. Yeah, and
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: now I will I have we have to have some
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: type of I've had a few years where I've done
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I've started to put the lights up before Thanksgiving on
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: the house. They don't get turned on. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: it's just, hey, I've got some especially like when we
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: start to getting that time of the year and the
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: kidd has got softball tournaments going on and things like that,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: and it's like, I've got a free I got free
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: time right now, and the weather's actually really nice. It's
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: not too cold, it's pretty good. Let me put them up,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: and I'll put them up and then I'll plug them
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: in just to make sure they all work, and then
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: they don't get turned on again until the day after Thanksgiving.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: So go, we'll start it. Man, really neat, I mean,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: you act which joining us?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he is joining us tonight.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well I put special guests, Horny No, I know,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: but we can do if we want to get TJ
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Burns on this mother, TJ.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You got to go over the house.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Oh hey, hey, hey, we're supposed to do a tequila night.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: What night works for you, TJ.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a remote night for all three of us.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be a roadant remote night.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Let's have some fun and we'll just and if ordinate
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: tequila's exactly exactly, Christmas goes up December second and go
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: down December third.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But TJ also likes to kick puppies, so.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: So exhausting. He's sometimes all the time.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: All right, So while you're waiting on that anyways, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: just had some observations and like, oh, so football is
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: on FYI everybody, We're gonna have our fantasy league going
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: on here pretty soon.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: We're's it's not free on this one.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: It's like twenty twenty five bucks that get into it
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: twenty and uh so we'll keep releasing some information, but
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: we're gonna fill up the league. We're gonna do about
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: twelve teams, ten to twelve teams for this one. If
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: you are following SB Fantasy Football on Facebook or YouTube,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: you can get.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Onto the free league, which is a lot of fun
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and superflex and then that's it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all for those two leagues. Everything else is
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: our home league and whatnot. So yeah, we got all
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: that going on. So looking forward to it, looking forward
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: to it?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: What do you want to j H.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: We'll have to work out the details, but yes, tequila
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: night soon.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I just asked you what date, what day works for you,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and it can't be next week? So what day works
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: for you? Dude? I was at the rest I was
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: at a restaurant the other day.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, how'd that go.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I'm on board with having restaurants where they don't allow
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: kids in. I would pay extra for that. Look, I seriously, would.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: This kill I hear you?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Like, these kids were non stop screaming, and it's like,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: you know, I thought back to when I was young.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I looked at Lizzie and she's usually waiting for me
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: to blow up. I'm like, no, I'm just gonna say
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, whatever I go. This is about the
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: point where my dad would be like, I'll be right back.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: It's it's not here's the thing. It's not the kid's fault.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, it's just, yeah, take them outside. They
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: can't act right in the public. You take them outside.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just you don't take if you if you
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: don't have control of your kids, you don't take them
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: out right. But like, also, like the last time we
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: went to like Bob's nice restaurant.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck that. If I'm at Bob's and something like that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I've been to Bobs and people are there with their kids.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: It's not I'm not taking my kids too. And my
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: kid is well behaved. She's gonna sit at the table,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: she's gonna be fine. She's not running around screaming, she's
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: not doing any of that. She's sitting at the table behaving.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: But I'm not taking my kid to Bob's. Like, that's
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: just it's just not happening. I'll take her to Red Robin,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: you know, we'll go to Chili's, but I'm not taking
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: her to a real fancy place.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: You know, old, what the hell are you talking about.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: You don't have like a baby. I'm talking about a
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: kid that's like screaming.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: But even like when she was younger, I've seen people
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: there with their three year olds, her four year olds.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to Bob's with my four year old.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: It's just not happening. I'm going to Bob's. Well, I'm
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: going to Bob's just me and me and the lady.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: We're going to Bob's. We're having a nice date night.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: We're doing it without kids. It's I'm not taking my
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: kid there. I'll take my kid to Red Robin Chilli's.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: We'll go to Applebee's. We got a real nice Applebee's.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Slash I hoop over here, We'll go there. Slash it is,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: it's it's both And I was actually just in it
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: for the first time the other day. I was picking
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: up order and I thought it was like like an
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: eye Hop and then you could do like applebee stuff
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: like to go or something like that. They got a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: full bar, they got a bar. Yeah, she could go
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: to eye Hop that has a bar.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: That's funny. I mean, I'm in on that cuts out
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the second part of the night. You just walk to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the other side. I'd like the table please, or you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: don't have to.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Go anywhere else. You can sit there at the bar
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and be like, you know what, let me get some
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: pancakes fresh.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: And foody and another beer please?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Wrong place aboard a board? No, rudy tooty, fresh and
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: fruity is Denny's.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. What do you want to bet? Bet
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: something before you look it up?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Or am I thinking eggs over my hammy?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You are thinking of that? Wait? To backtrack, I know
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you had.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: That's silly names. They all they all run together.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Who ever questioned me bullshit, sir, no, thank you.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I just you know, we were sitting there and the
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: kids is screaming and it's getting loud, and I'm like,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: this is going I was like, man, I was like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I would have like, yeah, like for real, my dad
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: would have been like, excuse us real quick, We'll be
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: right back.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Can you disclose where you're at, because there's nothing against
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the restaurant.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: No, I was at Torches Torches talking. We're in the
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: bar area or whatever. We see him walk in. I'm like, okay,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: this will be interesting. And then it's just like a
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: low little mishap or screaming, and then it gets hired
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: and hiring them We're just like that sucks. But then
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: what pissed me off was Lizzy goes They're just sitting
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: there like they're not even trying to like, you know, hey,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: you know, be quiet or anything like that. It was like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, want to you want to do
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: that self soothing shit?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Do it at your house?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Better, yeah, go to your parents' house and let him
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: fucking scream non stop.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Anywhere, but in public. You don't do self soothing shit public.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I remember when when the oldest was younger and we
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: were at like we were just at Alberton's doing some
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: shopping and she wanted something. We're like, no, you're not
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: getting She started throwing a start throwing a little fit.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I grabbed that kid up by the arm and I
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: yanked her out and where I'm like, let's go, like
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm We're marching out of the store. She dropped
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: her a little stuff down and she's like, oh I dropped.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care and just kept going
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: and through it. Dude got in the car and was like, yeah, no,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: this ain't happening at our day. Back in our day,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: if you acted up in the store, your your mam
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: would smack you up side the back of the head,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: and the other parents will be sitting there cheering you on,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: like you want me to give them a little lick too,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: you know. Oh but yeah, that's what I said.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Essentially, I was like, you would hear like, excuse us
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: for a second, we going to and all of a
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: sudden come back out and you know, yeah, it's insane.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It's like these these parents or whatever. Like I understand.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I understand that kids scream and cry and can't act right.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: But I also understand that if they can't act right,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: then they don't they don't belong where we're at. They
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: can go, they can go sit in time out, just
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like something else. You ain't gonna beat the shit out
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: of your kid. No one's asking you to do that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Or what you need to do is suck it up.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: It sucks to suck Go outside. Go outside. No one
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: wants to hear that shit. Go outside.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I've had to a couple of times. You know, we're
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: out somewhere, r at a restaurant or something like that,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: and the kid's not acting right. I take the kid,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: we go out to the car and we have the conversation, Look,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: we're not doing this, This isn't the time, this isn't
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the place. We're gonna do one of two things. We're
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: either gonna sit here in the car for the rest
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: of the night, or you're gonna act right. And we
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: go go back in the in the restaurant with everybody else.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You let me know what's your choice. Yeah, And they're like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, okay, and we'll go back in and act right,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, a lot of it is just parents,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: not I don't know. Like there's this guy that I've
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: seen on I think I see him on like Facebook
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: reels is where I saw him. But he runs like
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: a it runs a boxing gym and uh, he'll take
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: kids that troubled kids in there.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: He's whipping them in the shape like oh, you think
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: you're tough, you think you're that, or throw them in
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the ring with someone and some dudes beating the crap
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: out of them.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: He's they don't want to do this.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: He goes, no, no, this isn't the way the world works.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: You get out there, you know, and he does a
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: lot of other stuff like it's it's pretty cool to
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: see this guy like working with these kids and like
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: kind of getting them in order. Like I mean, like
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: back in our day, like if if you had a
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: kid who wasn't acting right or anything like that kind
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: of growing up rough or whatever, you ship them off
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: the military. Like when you became eighteen, your choice was
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you went in the military. And like I have a
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: bunch of friends that were they were bad, like their
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: lives were going kind of wrong, and they went they
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: went and joined the military and they came out like
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: different people are like, man, I just didn't have the
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: the structure, the discipline, you know, and you get put
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: in that and you kind of get your you kind
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: of get your act together, right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, no.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Parents Paris days, they don't they don't want to parent
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: their kids.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, real quick, we're having space Goose by
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: uh Bentonville Brewing Hazy IPA because.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: We just we just knocked it back.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: This is a.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Volume fifty eight IBus seventy five and twenty seven check
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: ins total fifty six.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Fifteen of those are.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Unique ninety two on a monthly average UH fifty one
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: and forty three ratings with an average score three point
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: eight nine.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Where are you at on this delicious?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: It's really love it? So I think that's a delicious beer.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: We've had it a few times. We've done a separate
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: review on it. I think we drank it during a stream.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: We're drinking during another stream. I really enjoy this beer.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I really like it. I'm okay three seven five on
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: this beer, Like, okay, hold me up against wall and
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: tell me give me a score. Give me a score.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Now you know it's a little lower than average and
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: you're a hazy guy, so it's a little low for you.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I feel good. I feel good. I think three seven
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: five is a really good score out of five.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go for I don't know what I've
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: done in the past, but I'll go for just because
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: it's so, you know, all the the juiciness, the just
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: it's really good.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: It's got that smell.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I like that pineapple that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I love that smell, the smell of that hazy where
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: it's like it does it does weird things. My pants
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: they shrink a little bit, you know, And I'm okay
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: So four for me, three point seventy five for you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: On to mass produced whatever you got in your fridge.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I got my big Stein out here.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I drinking out of my outfit, brewing pine glass. I'm
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: drinking a little right now. I got a little yingling light.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I posted a video about one of their old beers
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the other day on the.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I've got several in my fridge and I will post
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: some stuff on it. So I've been working on clearing
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: my fridge in my garage, which is just it's out
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: of control and so like a lot of nights, I
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: come home and jump in the pool and I grab
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: two beers. I got two cup holders on my pool
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: that I that I bought that I connected, and so
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I put.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: A beer in each.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: And here lately there's just been like kind of like
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: mass produced stuff. But I'm getting ready to start getting
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: into a lot more of the craft beer things. As
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I as I run through my Gimlings, my Outlaw beers,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: my the other night at a blue moon Light, as
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I kind of run through those, I'll start getting too those.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And once I start getting into that stuff, that's when
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I'll start kind of recording a little bit.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: This is from Outfit Brewing. They've been closed for two
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: years now. And here's how it is.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: We haven't been in the office in a while, about
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: six about six years, if not more about six years.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: No. No, we had a period where we went for
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: a little bit after the pandemic. They did this whole
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: you're going to go two days a month, yeah thing,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: and I think we did it too, maybe three months.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I did have to go into the office to go
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: to it to get a new laptop. Within the last
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: month and a half, two months. Yeah, but actually working
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: in the office, Yeah, it's been it's been a minute.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: And even when you did, it was two times a month.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: So coworkers stealing your food. This is resurfaced, like I've
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: seen it on reels and things like that, and I
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: like it because it's really funny and I know I
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: know someone who actually got.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Their food stolen.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: So the most recent video, I saw someone stuck a
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: ghost pepper in their sandwich, stup with ghost pepper, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: so they're sitting there, they're sitting there eating, just kind
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: of sitting there looking down. They got recording and the
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: person in the backgrounds going just I mean dying essentially
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: because they just ingested a ghost pepper. Yeah, and that's
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: pretty hilarious. The other one is what I was told
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: that a buddy of mine did. And the last building
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: we worked in well for the previous company, previous company,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: through some notice, somebody was like, someone stole a sandwich
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: one time. Okay, so we went and just yanked out
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: a couple of pubes and put some pubes in the side.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Little pubes. Don't be afraid to hit the mute mike.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: If you got a sneeze, it came out of nowhere,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: like it was kind of building, but then when you
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: made me laugh, it jumped out like a little little
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: pube sandwich. It takes me back to uh waiting, Oh yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: a little garnish, a little from under cheese.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Which there's no way you're eating that, and like you
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, especially like a movie that's ridiculous,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: but like in real life, you're like, all of a sudden.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: You're biting into hair. You know what the hell I did?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god. And then I have a
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: third one for you that I saw a video. This
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: was a it's an older video that kind of recirculated,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I guess because I watched a couple of these, and
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: it's a guy in the break room chowing into a
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: sandwich and there's a condom minute. It does not say
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: if it's used or not. It just you can tell
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: it's because he goes oh, and he pulls it out
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: and you can see it. And so my question to
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: you is, have you ever had to if you have
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: anybody still your lunch, because we've worked on a lot
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: of places, and if they did, still, did you try
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: to booby trap him?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I've never had my lunch stolen.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, ever, head alone stone Okay.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I wish I had no so that I can do bits.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do that. I want to do
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: fun bits, all right. But like, no, I I never
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: had that problem.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good thing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: And I used to. I used to back when I
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: used to take my lunch all the time, especially when
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: we moved to an office and didn't have a cafeteria
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: in the basement. Right when we had the cafeteria in
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the basement, No, I, we did always go and eat there, right,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: it was reasonably priced. We wouldn't watch Maury.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: We had making your own food and bringing it. It
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: really was. It was.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It was. It was like five bucks for like four tenders.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And fries, whatever the day was. That's what I'm having.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but when we moved to an office where
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: we didn't have that, Yeah, No, I I took my
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: lunch almost every day and and I never had any problems.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I never had any issues. I wish I did, so
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I have some cool stories about it, but unfortunately, no,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I don't. And I never put my name on my
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: launch or anything like that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just no one, No one's messing with my
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: stuff in the new building.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Obviously, I've been there for years and years, so I
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: never had a you know, I don't have any issues
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: with it, but I didn't notice, like, you know, if
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I left it here.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Someone take it or whatever.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: So out of those three things that I told you,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: what do you think is the lightest punishment versus the
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: harshest punishment? I mean the harshest, well, the lightest versus
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: the harshest.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. You can the pube thing is
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: pretty rough, right, but a condom, like I could see,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I could see a scenario where with the pubes, depending
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: on how thick they put it on, right, Yeah, you
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: don't notice that might slip one past, right, you might
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that might slip by if you're like fucking you know
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: the ghost pepper things is that's rough?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not easy. Yeah, you gonna feel it.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: There's something about it's a condom, man, like.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You'll never be the same, No, you won't. Like you'll
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: never be the same, bro, It's.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: It's not good like and especially like here's the thing, like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: if you're smart, you take the condom, maybe you don't
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: have to use it, right.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I mean I would leave unused. It's not you're gonna
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: get like, no, no, you, but you give.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: It the appearance it's used through a couple of quarts
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: of lotion in there or something. Right, But then, like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: here's the thing in the world we live in today.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I can see you having your lunch, someone's stealing it,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you're putting a condom in there, or you putting ghost
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: peppers in there, and you're in trouble exactly.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's go. I know it's weird. It's weird stuff, man,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it's office stuff. I mean, I.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: See you getting in trouble for that, and you're like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: it's it's my lunch.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: How am I in trouble? What I want to eat?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't understand what's going on here? Like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: how am I? How am I in trouble for this?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go for me. I think ghost peppers
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: are getting off easy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: The extremest condom in the sandwich, man, Like you if
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: you pull that thing out and you're like, what the
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: hell is that?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: You're bulleting it out? It's over, man, it's effing over.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: How do you ever eat a sandwich again?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Oh? God?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't still want to tell you that no, but.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Still PTSD.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: That's what you deserves. Yeah, I'm not saying you don't.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, how do you ever eat a sandwich? Again?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Crazy?
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Absolutely crazy? Last thing I got for notes and things
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: like that. What the hell is going on on golf courses.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I've seen yet another video of someone driving a damn
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: golf cart into a body of water off a cliff.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Just absolutely destroying it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell is going on. I
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: don't when I go golf, and I do enjoy some
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: uh some cold ones. I enjoy myself.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: We had fun.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Who who doesn't like? Can you? But I've just drink?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I've seen can I off and not drink? Yeah, yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I've done it several times. If when I go play
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: in January and it's dry January, I've done it clean.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I've done it clean before there's also time to happen.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: But I also don't get to the point where I'm
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: where you take it your driving, you know you're teeing
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: off and you fall down. I've never been there. I
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: don't want to beat I'm knocking on wood right now.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I like some nice little cold drinks like to enjoy myself.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: If someone's like, hey, you want to take a little
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: shot of fireball or something like that, Like, I'm in
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: That's fine as well.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Uh I drink a lot of water. I say hydrated,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: but it's Texas. It's hot down here, so we get
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: dehydrated quick. But uh, I've seen these golf courses pop
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: up lately where they're having a like forklift or crane
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: out a damn golf cart from a creek, a lake,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: a pond, you.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Know, off the side of something. Like what the fuck
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: are people doing? Like what's going on?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: People don't know how to act right. Again, we were
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: talking about it with kids, people not knowing how to
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: handle their kids. People just don't know how to act right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: That's all there is to it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: They get that boy's day out boy and they just
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: go cut. They cut loose.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: They don't know how to act act And that's a problem.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I've been out. Yeah I'll have some drinks, but we
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: all have, we all have, causing any property damage. Yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: because now you're looking at jail time.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Oh that's one thing to avoid kids, if you can
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: avoid it, always avoid it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, thank you, hard pass hard pass on jail time. Yeah, no,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: it's just but then it's also like it's not just that,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: but like people want to prank. We're doing pranks, pranks.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: It's just like it's not it's not funny. Like they
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: think driving the golf cart over a hill full speed
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: and it getting there and doing that it's funny and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: it's not. And like these people aren't drunk when they
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: do it, they're sober when they do it, but they're
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: doing it for clicks, like doing the.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Worst thing ever, like a cell phone with a camera
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: on it, the worst thing act it is.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It is like it was when I was younger.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Good god, I love that when they drive over like
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: a you know, the person they're golfing with, they just
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: fucking plow right over. I'm like, god, mind, thank god
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: you're young. Otherwise you're gonna feel that tomorrow. I got
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: bad news for you.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna suck.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you're not. I mean, it's gonna suck
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: no matter what, young, old, whatever. Uh, it's not gonna
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: be great. But yeah, no, people just don't think. It
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: just boils down. The people don't know how to act.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, all right, Well that's all I got for tonight, man,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you got anything over there?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was doing, uh doing door dash the
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: other day, and uh, I'm convinced after it said and done,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: i wish someone was trying to make like a lamp
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: shade out of me, Like they're gonna kill me and
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: use my skin to make a lamp shade.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: So I'm delivering this order. Picked up an order from
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Dollar General. All right, two drinks, two bags of chips. Okay,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: flaming hot, Okay.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Flaming I miss it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I kind of miss it because that's the most that's
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: the kind of the addictive thing, and so that's why
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I drank or ate so many flaming hot you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: fries and Cheetos and all that shit that.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: So pick those up, go and drop it off. As
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I'm walking up to the door, i hear the door
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: kind of open and close, and I'm like, that's okay.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you know, they think the order is there, but
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: it's not yet. Yeah, drop the order off. Take my picture.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: As I'm walking away, I hear it. I hear a
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: very weird voice. Okay, okay, hey buddy, and not not
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: like that, like a very weird, like buffalo bill type voice.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Okay and say it and try.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're a great, big fat person, do that, saying.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: He didn't say that. No, hey, buddy, there you go.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: There you heybody, I.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Am not turning around. I'm not doing it. I'm not
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: turning around. I keep walking. I get in the car,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: we drive away, and I get a message from him,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: thanks for the order, and then hey, you want to
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: you want to join me and help me eat this what?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I already had another order, so I'm like, I'm driving,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not responding. I get to where I'm picking up
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: the next order, and I said the message like, hey,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: thanks for the I'm trying to be polite, right, I
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: don't want my tip for bad rating or whatever. Right,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, sorry, thanks for the offer. I'm still working.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Then says the message, Oh, well, I'm a live streamer
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: and I'm live right now and I got four million
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: people watching me.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, no, I definitely don't want to go.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not a moron.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You show up with your strikeout beer hoodie on and
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: your part time nerd hat. Hello.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: First of all, I delivered it to uh. I'm not
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: going to say in the ghetto, but it's not the
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: nicest area over and Hurst. Okay, you're not. You're not
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: a live streamer with four million viewers watching and living
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: in Hurst. I show speed doesn't get four million viewers
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: and he's the number one streamer right now. Maybe he's
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: just you know, he's getting like two million, right two
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: and a half on a really good day, you know.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: So no, that's not happened. And I was just like,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not even replying at this point, like I'm
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: just like, nope, I'm not dumb, I'm not stupid. I'm
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: not falling from I'm like, oh you got No, I'm
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I'm all my way. Nope, nope. But somebody might have.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Oh body, Yeah, you should have report him that people,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: that's what you should have done, just to help, you know,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: just to help the future person.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Because what if it's a check or something that gets
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I invited over there or something like that. Hey, come on,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe, but yeah, he even you know what, can
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I still see it because he said he said, because
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: he's like check me out and sent me like a name,
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: which again I know.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Man, I don't put it on here.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: No, No I'm not, it's not there. No, it's I
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: don't it's not in here anymore. Okay, Yeah, they after
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: a certain point in time, they disappear in my thing.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: I had to go try to find out what the
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: hell these things are. I can't tell what these little
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: these little things are that Old School keeps putting in there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Old School gives a call real quick, we want to
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: ask you about fat Kelsey.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Fat Kelsey.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're almost done for the night.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: We got about like ten fifteen minutes left, and uh,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: we've got a football game on.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh football's back. It's amazing.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I wanted to old School to college
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: and weighing on fat Kelsey. I mean that sounds like
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: you did a good thing. But yeah, you should report.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Him, like you should have really, Yeah, I mean, I
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: mean maybe in your situation.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know, if you were a young lady
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: or something like that, then you couldn't have got out
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: of the situation, which obviously didn't like open the doors fast,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: they can't grab your ass.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that wouldn't have I would have ended up
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: on the news if that shit had happened.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, as an abducted person. Yeah, you ain doing shit,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You ain't doing shit.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Going down?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, put the chloroform on your big ass, and
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: you're gonna fucking fall right down to your ass.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: All right. I never I never turned my back to
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: a door. Let me say that. I set the food down,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: and then I got to back up to take a picture.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: And so why I'm backing up watching that door the
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: whole time? So you're not sneaking. If you're sneaking up
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: on me, you're a ninja.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: My Graham thinks so much for the like he's in here?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Is he with the beers? Yeah, we're having to come.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: We're almost done here though, we're about ten minutes away or.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Something like that. I'm trying to get old school to
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: call us real quick.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: He called me directly, and uh, because we want to
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: talk about Alan had a question about fat Kelsey so
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: and he's our on the ground reporter and Kansas City.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what else you got before we go? Because it
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: is horny coming or what?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: No, Nope, I don't know what happened.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Wame you want to call him real quick?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: You want to text him real quick?
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: No? I sent him a message.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: He didn't respond or didn't see it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Both.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, that's fine. Something could have happened no
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: one knows.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Fine, maybe he stuck at work. Maybe he's I don't know, yep,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: maybe he's got something better going on.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Can I call you back about Kelsey? Whant to find it?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Oh so so okay, so old school? Next week, join us,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: we'll talk about Fat Kelsey. How's that sound?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: There you go, you can call Alan. I'll be in Vegas.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, made me a old school Meet me in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Vegas just for a night or two.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: We might hit you up sometime this week, be like, hey,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: what do you do when you want to join us?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Real quick?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: And we'll record something about Fat Kelsey?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's gonna be Wednesday. It's my first
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: day there. So by the time this thing hits, I've
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: had a brewery. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have my
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: AirPods with me and stuff like that. So I mean
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I could I can always join.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out. Nothing like that.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll go to a brewery and do something.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: There you go. I'm looking.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to looking and trying to get him on
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: a flight. Let's see flights from Kansas City.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: All right, Just come on out and play a little girl.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Have a little fun.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: You know, all right, you got anything else we've done?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I think we're done.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I mean you didn't bring nothing at the table. We
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: got anything else? Oh you got slampshade talk.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I mean it was a pretty pitvofal moment in my life. Again.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: You use that word again, I don't think you know
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: what that word means.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Old School said, let's do it. I don't know what
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: he's referring to.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: But maybe he's going to join you next week.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: That's something you gotta figure out.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Old School, you want to co host the show with
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: me next week?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: There you go, He'll do it. Man, He's an amazing
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: co host.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm in on that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: If you run laps around me, he's sit there and
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: you can have He's got more. You got those Ksey beers, Yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Three more left. Yeah, and I got that other one,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you know. But yeah, old School, if you want to,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: if you want to co host the show next week,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: because Rapid Dave is gonna be, you know, doing whatever
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: he's doing in Vegas.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I mean it's gonna be like six o'clock my time,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: so yeah, I'll probably hanging out the Abel Brewing, Abel
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Baker Bruin something like that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: All right, well we'll figure it out. We got time
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: between now and then. Thanks so much for watching. We
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: appreciate you, guys. We love you as always. I'm Alan.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Talk to you guys later. Deuces,