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S1E4 - 'Dance Amongst Daggers' · Dished at Birth

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How was your day? I slept in until noon. I love
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that. I'm very jealous. Don't we think it's cause
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for concern, though? There was no reason for
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that. But you’ve always done that. Okay. And still
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I'm concerned. I don't know. Are you comparing
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yourself to other people? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Stop
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that. I don't actually think this episode is
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going to come out around Halloween because I
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did the math. And I think it'll come out the
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week after Halloween. But I'm still curious.
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What are you going to be for Halloween? I actually
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don't have a Halloween costume planned yet. Oh
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my god. I know you are usually on top of it.
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It's swiftly approaching. I should talk to
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A tonight. Yeah. Are you guys big on couples
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costumes? I feel like no. We did Brad and Janet
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our first year of dating. That's hot. It was
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really fun. I'm also a Halloween repeater. I
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think all through college I was Eleven from Stranger
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Things because that was so easy to do. That is
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so funny. And then I just have, like, put red
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lipstick on my nose to make it look like a nosebleed.
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Yeah. Do you like Stranger Things? I did at the
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time. Okay. And, like, you never once brought
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it up to me. I only watched seasons one and two.
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What? Yeah. Season three is the best season.
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Is it? Yeah. I think so. Maybe that's a hot take.
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I was Chrissy, who's a character in season four
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of Stranger Things, for Halloween, like, two
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years ago. Okay, nice. Yeah. And Paolo was her
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frat boy boyfriend that, spoiler alert, gets,
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like, ripped in half. So he, like, had a crop
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top on and, like, a big scar on his stomach.
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That's so good. And she, spoiler alert, dies,
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like, pretty fast in a really horrific way. Okay.
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And that's how the show kind of opens. So I was
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her. That was the year that all of my costumes
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were cheerleaders. You kind of inspired me to
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watch it again. It's pretty good. I also know
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that, like, we've been watching it since we were
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kids, so it feels kind of like... Stranger Things
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since you were kids? Yeah. I was in high school
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when the first season came out. I was like 16.
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Wow. It's been so long. Millie Bobby Brown is
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a mother. She's a mother? Yes. I did not know
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that. It's so funny that you're not online in
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the way that I'm online. Who's dad? Her and Jon
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Bon Jovi's son, whatever his name is, Jimmy Bon
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Jovi, I don't know, the son. Jimmy Bon Jovi?
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Yeah. They adopted a baby girl over the summer.
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Okay. Sure. And they also got married
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last year. That's so funny. How old is she? She's,
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like, 23 maybe? She should be at the club. I
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agree she should be at the club, but kind of
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also, like, girl, whatever. Like, as far as child
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stars go, this is, like, a good outcome. I just
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hope she'll be a good mom. Like, she's happily
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married. I hope. With a child. She's got, like,
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50 animals. They, like, live on a farm. Good
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for her. Yeah, I think she just, like, took that
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Netflix check and was, like, I'm going to build
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my dream life. And also, I will say, not sponsored,
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I have been sent. I'm on her PR list for her
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beauty brand, and the quality is actually really
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good. I've heard her beauty brand is pretty good.
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Which is so wild to say. Like, years ago when
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it showed up at my doorstep, I was like, Millie
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Bobby Brown? I also thought she was, like, still
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16 at the time. To me, she's still that little
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bald -headed girl. Yeah, it's because she's still
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fucking playing that little bald -headed girl.
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Well, after this season, I hope she just... retires
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and hangs out on the farm with her kids and her
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husband. Yeah, I hope Netflix frees her because
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I feel like she's in that evil production deal
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with them. Fans are mean to her. Fans are really
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mean to her. A lot of the memes are funny. What,
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her being homophobic? I actually really prefer
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the Wallace and Gromit one. I don't know that
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one. Have you seen it? I'll send it to you later.
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Okay. I'll send it to you. Let's get into the
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show. Okay, let's get into the show. Episode
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4, Dance Amongst Daggers. Aired June 27, 2011.
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That is my father's birthday. Aww. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday. Happy birthday to your dad. I
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tried to look up this painting. There's a couple
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paintings with this name. Yeah. There, like,
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was not one iconic one, though. It's not iconic.
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It's by Henryk. I'm gonna butcher his last name.
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I'm so sorry. But it's Baski? and it's a Polish
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last name. But it depicts... nude women dancing
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between swords that are placed on the ground
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while a group of men watch them. And I don't
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think it's that deep. I think it's just about
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the Kennishes hosting this fundraiser for
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Buckner. They just have daggers staring at them
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the entire time. I think that's all that painting
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or the name of that episode means. They were
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maybe reaching a little with this one. Daphne's
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on a date with Liam. At his family's food truck
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and she's doing the not like other girls thing.
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this was really painful to watch for him to be
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like comparing her so brazenly to his ex -girlfriend
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who is Bay obviously, neither of them. They still
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don't know yet. Yeah Daphne doesn't know that
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and Liam doesn't know that Daphne even knows
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Bay somehow. Yeah. She goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What did you say? When he's like my last girlfriend.
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And she said, last girlfriend? For a second,
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I was like, yeah, yell at him about disparaging
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his ex to make you feel better. But no. She was
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intrigued. No, she was intrigued and she's just
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excited. Because she's like, oh, that makes me
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your current girlfriend. And then they make things
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official. Yeah. So yeah, Daphne doesn't give
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a fuck. It's very 2011. And I want to know, they're
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talking about the zombie apocalypse. Yeah, zombie
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apocalypse, food, and sports. And like what their
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strategies are for the apocalypse. Right. And
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that was such a thing. My friends and I would
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talk through our plans. Because The Walking Dead
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was such a big show at the time. I think there
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were maybe a couple movies too. Like that one
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Jesse Eisenberg movie. Zombieland. Zombieland.
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Came out around that time. Shaun of the Dead.
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Shaun of the Dead was like an early one. I Am
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Legend really scared me as a kid. I think that
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was like 2008 or 9 maybe yeah. But like
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the early 2000s was really a time of talking
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about zombies. Yeah we were really. Also 28 Days
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Later. Oh my god wow. Which I just recently saw
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for the first time so scary yeah they re -released
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it because it's some anniversary of it right?
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Yeah it was really scary. I hated the new one.
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But that's something for another time. What is it?
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I- what is it with pop culture and the zombies?
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Like, what was going on? And I think I'm overthinking
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this. Like, what is going on in pop culture and
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the economy that people really got interested
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in zombies? No, there was definitely something
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going on. Yeah, I am not smart enough to find
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the parallels. But comment down below if you
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are, I guess. Yeah. What's the connection between
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zombies and the early 2000s? Why are people so
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into it? Let us know. Yeah. The Walking Dead
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is still running, by the way. That show is still
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on? It's spinoffs now. I've never watched it.
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The flagship show has closed. But because I write
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about TV for work, I'm always writing about some
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silly Walking Dead spinoff. I think the idea
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of people getting infected, it's a little too
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close to home now. Yeah, I agree. But maybe it's
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some people's way of coping. Anyway, I kind of
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agree with Daphne's strategy, which is, I'm going
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to get a gun. She says, I'm going to go for the
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guns. And what did Liam say? He says, you wouldn't
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go for food. And she said, I wouldn't need my
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food. I'd have your food because I'd have a gun,
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which is like kind of fair. Yeah, she's not like
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other girls. She's getting a gun. Yeah, she's
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not like other girls. She's violent. She's going
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to take John Kennish's gun. And then at the Kennish
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house, Kathryn wants to use Bay's art garage
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to store stuff for the fundraiser. Meanwhile,
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Bay doesn't even want to go to the fundraiser.
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Yeah, this fundraiser is for Buckner. By the
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way. Yeah, because that private school desperately
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needs funds. No theme anymore. We don't need.
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Yeah, theme’s gone. I do think there's maybe an
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odd because then there's lotus flowers in the
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pool. There's a lot of lotus flowers in the.
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So what theme? I don't know. Lotus flower. I
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don't know. My favorite theme. Yeah. After all
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that stress about a theme, it's generally just
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like generic. And Kathryn invites Regina and
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Daphne. And that's where we get the reveal. Yeah,
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Daphne's like, oh, can I bring my boyfriend?
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His name is Dun Dun, Liam Lupo. And then, of course,
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Bay hears that and she said, excuse me? She said,
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my Liam? And Daphne goes, no, my Liam. And then
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Bay goes, okay, that's fine. I'll just bring
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Ty. And then Daphne goes, my Ty? Okay. First
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of all, Daphne never ever dated Ty. Daphne never
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dates Ty. I think that Daphne's more surprised
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because she's like, when the fuck did you meet
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Ty? That's true. Because Daphne hasn't really
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been paying attention to what Bay's... I mean,
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that's kind of how they both feel. Yeah. She
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says it as if she owns him. Like, my Ty. You
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can see Daphne go into stubborn mode. Her, like,
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mouth gets really set and angry. Furrowed eyebrows.
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She's so defensive right away. Instead of being
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like, oh, I didn't know. She's just like, yeah.
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And do you have a problem with it? Of course
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Bay's gonna have a problem with it, dude. Yeah.
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Daphne is very defensive throughout most of this
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episode. Yeah. And also, can we talk about how
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Liam finally has a sign name? It's just a shaking
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L. Oh, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, she fingerspells
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it and then she shakes. She shakes and then she
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fingerspells his last name. Lazy. That's how
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I feel. Is that rude to say? I'm coming for Daphne.
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That's lazy. But I... Is that offensive to be
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like, you could have done that? Because she could
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have. Yes, because you're hearing. I'm kidding.
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Okay, can you say it then? But to be fair, like,
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what else could they do? I like Emmett’s. Liam
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the loser. Liam the loser. Yeah, the L on the
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forehead. Liam, whole face for handsome, which
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he would have loved. Yeah, that's true. Exceedingly
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handsome. Yeah, that's what he wanted. Anyways,
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yeah, shaking L. I think it's just whatever.
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It's been three days and he gets a sign name. I
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guess she was tired of fucking finger -spelling
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Liam. It's not that hard. Honestly, maybe she
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did it because Emmett kept calling him Liam the
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Loser. And she was like, I'm butting in. Actually,
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his sign name is the shaking L out in the open.
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Yeah. So maybe that's why. Anyway, big explosion.
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Yeah. She's in the garage, brooding, and she
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decides to call Ty and be like, hey, can you
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come to the fundraiser? He is not interested.
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Absolutely not. He said a party full of rich
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people is not my vibe. And I get that. Also,
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it's a fundraiser for her high school. And he
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doesn't go there. He doesn't go there. And he's
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19 years old. He's 19. He doesn't know anyone.
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Imagine. He's like, why would I be interested?
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Imagine being out of high school. Also, we haven't
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really established that he's her boyfriend. No.
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And it doesn't seem like Bay expresses why she
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wants him there. She didn't say like. It's going
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to be a really tough night for me. I would like
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you there for moral support. Yeah, she's not the
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best at expressing her feelings like that. No.
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Neither is Daphne. Teenagers, I think, all suck
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at that. That's true. And then Daphne and Emmett
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are talking. And Emmett rightfully is like, Daphne,
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you're doing something shitty. You need to break
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up with him. Even Emmett knows about girl code.
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Even Emmett knows about girl code. He knows that
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Daphne is like being like a guy's girl in this
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situation. And you notice that he has some sympathy
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for Bay here. He's like... Yeah, he's got some
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sympathy for Bay. Yeah. Wonder what that means.
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Yeah, he says you're taking her family,
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you can't take her boyfriend, too. Like, poor Bay.
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They said it. Clearly, Daphne then tells Liam
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offscreen about the whole situation because then
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he shows up at Bay's study hall to be like, hey,
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I didn't know. I'm still going to date her now.
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Sorry. Yeah. He's literally like. Too bad. Which
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she rightfully is like, then why did you come
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talk to me? Like, why would you come and apologize
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if you're not going to break up with her? I think
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he just wanted to say, I didn't know. Yeah. He's
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just like trying to clear his name. Yeah. Whatever.
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That was a very short scene. And he just said,
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too bad. Okay. Too bad. So sad. Yeah. Next scene,
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we're at the guest house where Regina asks Melody
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to be her plus one for the fundraiser. Uh, they're
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chatting, and then Melody reveals that she and
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Cameron, her husband, are separating. But she
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hasn't told Emmett yet. And then, Daphne and
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Emmett come home from school, and then the four
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of them sit down for dinner. Yeah, a dinner that's
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basically an intervention. And you know what
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the most egregious part of it is? They’re sim
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comming. Three out of four people at this table
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are deaf. Do we think it's because... I wish
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they... If they were gonna do this for the...
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hearing audience's sake, they would at the very
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least just be like, yeah, Regina's signing isn't
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very good. So that's why. Because if they're
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speaking, it's for her. But only one person is
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speaking. It's just Daphne. That's true. And
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Melody aren't speaking. Why does Regina? Yeah,
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why? Regina. And if you want to get better, stop
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that. Yeah. I'm going to go on my little soapbox
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about SimComming because I think watching the
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four of them do that, I was like, why? Yeah,
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anyways, it's not something hearing people should
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be doing when interacting with deaf people. So
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if you're hearing, don't do that unless they
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ask you to. As I hope people know, ASL is not
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English. It's a different language, and English
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grammar is very different. You can't do two languages
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at once. Yeah. It's not possible. So when people
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SimCom, they tend to favor English grammar,
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and then speech tends to take priority over signing,
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and then it leaves ASL grammatically incorrect,
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and then more like supplemental. And yeah, deaf
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people who receive SimCom, so like Melody and
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Emmett and Daphne in this situation, they can miss
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key elements of the conversation because they're
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only receiving English grammar. If you raise
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children and you want to teach them ASL, do only
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one language at a time. Do not SimCom to them.
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And that's something that deaf speech language
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pathologists recommend. Yeah, overall, ASL is
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the language of the deaf. So if you're signing
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with deaf people whose preferred language is
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ASL, please turn your voice off unless they say
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otherwise. You can mouth words, whatever. Just
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don't, don't use the English grammar. It's so
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distracting. It really takes away from signing.
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It also makes it way harder to learn. It makes
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it way hard to learn. And I think that's why
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Regina’s signing— I know she's, the actor is
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hearing. But maybe this should have cast someone
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who was a little bit further along in their ASL
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journey. But her signing is not great. And I
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maybe think it's because she simcoms constantly.
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Yeah and then because she's simcomming I think
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the rest of the Kennish family eventually is
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also going to do the same thing yeah like they're
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going to follow suit because they're looking
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to Regina as an example of how — right — to interact
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with Daphne. Yeah. It's it is frustrating that
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there's not even a scene to establish why that's
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happening. I mean I know it's it's for hearing
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audiences but yeah don't do not do that in real
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life. No and then you also notice in the scene
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with the four of them at the dinner table that
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some of the signing is getting cut out of the
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frame. And this will continue for like the whole
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show. So like let's say Melody is signing and
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then it'll cut like behind her head. Yeah. or like
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They’ll show her signing at a really bad angle and
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I guess because Regina and Daphne are voicing
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and then also because there's captions for Melody
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and Emmett, I think maybe the producers don't think
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it's necessary to show that, you know, the full
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face and hands on tv. But if like a deaf person
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is watching it it adds to the difficulty of what
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of what is being said. Yeah. So. Anyways, yeah that
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was my soapbox. Yeah I think it's important we
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revisit your soapbox regularly. Yeah, I was watching
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this and I was like, I feel like we need to have
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like a SimCom alert. Yeah. SimCom alert. But
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it's gonna happen like five times an episode.
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Unfortunate. But yeah, anyways, what are they
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talking about? They're kind of just like, Daphne,
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don't bring Liam to the fundraiser. And she's
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kind of being really stubborn about it. But I
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think it's three against one. Three against one.
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It's like the three people she trusts the most.
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And they're all like, girl, this is messy. Yeah,
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back off. Just, like, don't be making out with
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your, like, new kind of sister's ex -boyfriend
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at the fundraiser for your new kind of sister's
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fancy private school. That makes sense to me.
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Make out with him any other time. Yeah, just
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do it in private. Don't make out in front of
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your parents. It's gross. And then Bay, for some
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reason, finds out that a reporter from the Kansas
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City Herald is going to be there. Yeah, coming
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to the party, which... And is going to do a
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piece on the switched at birth story. Really adds
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to Kathryn's whole, like, nerves ahead of the
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event. She's like, we've got to be one big happy
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family. Oh my gosh. Yeah, she's really stressed
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about it. We're at the guest house with Regina,
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Melody, and Daphne. And they're all getting dressed
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and prettying themselves up. And Daphne has that
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pink dress? Daphne is feeling insecure because
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she's got this very cute dress on that she feels
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is not fancy enough. She says, I liked it when
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I wore it to the last five quinceañeras, but,
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like, now I don't like it. I think she should
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feel insecure because she's wearing a Bumpit.
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That's my thing. I think, Daphne, you'd feel
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a lot better if you quite literally let your
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hair down. A Bumpit. It's 2011. Those were
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already out. That's true, they were. And it's
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so dramatic. I think a fun little messy bun would’ve
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be cute. A bun or just, like, she's got gorgeous
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hair. You don't have to put it up. You can just
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leave it as is. Yeah. The Kennishes are rubbing off
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on her. Yeah. She never used to worry about labels before.
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She's like, I’ve never been invited to something
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this fancy which is so funny because then Bay
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pulls up in a hideous bright pink cardigan and
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like a dress that is fine, but is also kind of
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giving, she bought it at the mall. It's not giving
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labels. No. All the older women are dressed very
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girlboss chic. They look like they're going to
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the cocktail hour of a business conference. Well,
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Regina before this wore a very ugly muumuu over
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her dress and then Melody later sluts it up for
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her. Yeah, she sluts it up, thank God. Kathryn
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is wearing funeral black. Yeah, John's wearing
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a suit, right? Yeah, John's in like a suit. But
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like for men, it's like, yeah, that's your one
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fancy option. For women, there are like layers.
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And I feel like Daphne thinks this is like a
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black tie event. But everyone's got on like...
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cocktail hour attire at best. Daphne, you look
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fine besides the Bumpit. Yeah, besides the
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Bumpit, it's totally fine. I think the dress
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is cute. It's cute. And Bay, take the cardigan
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off. It hurts. Also, I don't feel like Bay would
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be wearing hot pink. Neither do I. It's an odd
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choice. Like, maybe Kathryn was like, throw
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a cardigan on because it's like a... tube top
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dress I don't know. Well maybe the costume people are
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like, they both need to wear pink for some connection
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between these girls. Maybe. Well there's very
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little connection between them in this episode.
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They're not getting along this episode. No. It's
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fundraiser time. That bitch Denise shows up, she tells
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Kathryn, she says to Kathryn you look brave. Fuck you.
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She’s being passive agro. Yeah. She's being very
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whatever we don't like Denise. Yeah. Daphne
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spots Liam across the pool and he signs. He signs
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to her that she's beautiful. Yeah. And then she
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says, not so bad yourself. And he goes, what's
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that even mean? In my notes, I just went, oh,
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look, Liam learned one single sign. I don't know.
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I get so annoyed when partners of deaf people
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don't know sign. I understand it's been three
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days since they started dating. But he's like
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laughing like, I don't know what that means.
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Yeah. Silly, stupid Liam. Maybe be embarrassed,
19:38
Liam. Maybe you could have Googled more stuff.
19:40
But I truly have no patience. But this really
19:44
ties in my feet — like, Daphne has so many significant
19:48
moments connected to this goddamn pool. Like,
19:51
for that to happen across the pool filled with
19:54
lotus flowers. She should be a swimmer at this
19:57
point. I know. That would have been a really
19:58
good plot line, too. Because she's a basketball
20:01
player. Yeah. Whatever. Swimming's hard for deaf
20:03
people. You can't hear the whistle. That's such
20:05
a good point. Yeah, I hated swimming as a kid.
20:08
Yeah. I like leisurely swimming, but when I had
20:11
to do a race at camp, I dreaded it. Yeah, how
20:14
would you do it without being able to hear the
20:16
whistle? Well, usually I didn't go first, like
20:18
if it was a relay, but if it was, I usually had
20:20
someone wave, but I always jumped too late and
20:23
lost. I'm sorry. I was on swim team as a kid.
20:25
That would have pissed me off. I'm competitive
20:27
and I know you're competitive. Wow, you would
20:29
have been mean to the deaf girl on the team.
20:31
No, no, no. It would have pissed me off if I
20:33
couldn't have heard the whistle. Oh, I thought
20:34
you would have been pissed off at the deaf kid.
20:37
No, if I was next to you, I would just hit you
20:39
when the whistle went so you could go. Actually,
20:43
I think I had one girl behind me who I tapped
20:45
my shoulder the second I went. Okay. The second
20:48
it was time to go. Yeah. Which I think helped.
20:50
I feel like they should, in addition to the whistle,
20:52
just like, yeah, have someone wave a flag or
20:54
something. Do something. Or, yeah, put your hand
20:58
up, like when you're doing a drag race or something.
21:00
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that's what I was
21:02
picturing. Okay, yeah. Or, like, the scarf, like
21:04
in Grease. She takes, you know, like, she takes
21:06
the red scarf off. Like, that's the flag. Access.
21:09
Yeah. Accessibility for the win. And more drama.
21:13
Yeah. I think that would be better. I went lap
21:16
swimming last week or two weeks ago with A
21:19
for the first time in a very long time. And hearing
21:22
people are so lucky because now they have this
21:24
waterproof uh headphones that you can swim with.
21:26
Oh I did not know about those. Do you
21:29
swim, like how are you alone with your thoughts
21:32
while you swim? I think that's like the whole
21:34
point that's like the benefit, is that you are
21:37
alone with your thoughts. No I’m like I can't
21:40
hear, I can't breathe, I can't see, like what's
21:42
fun about this? Sensory deprivation. No it's like
21:44
meditation. Yeah. Anyways. Anyway, guess who's here.
21:48
Is it Wilke? Austin Butler! I don't think we
21:52
get his name for a while. We don't. Yeah, it's
21:54
just his beautiful face. Huge. And he's still
21:58
a huge star now, good for him. But it was, yeah,
22:00
it was even huge at the time. At least to me.
22:03
What was he in before this? He was, like, a Nickelodeon
22:05
guy. So he was on... iCarly. I want to say maybe
22:09
he was also on Victorious. Like, he had, like,
22:11
bit parts. And then, I don't know if it was Hotel
22:14
for Dogs, but it was a movie like that. Like,
22:16
he was in a couple of, like, for-kids theatrical
22:18
release movies. Yeah, he was, like, a child actor.
22:20
Yeah. But, um... It's funny, when I was looking
22:23
at, like, Switched at Birth Tumblr, every single
22:26
post, not about Bay and Daphne, it was all Austin
22:29
Butler. Yeah. He's a fan favorite. He's one of
22:32
my... I smiled so wide when he showed up on the
22:35
screen. Even when he's a little sleazy in this?
22:38
Yeah, wild first line. I was immediately like,
22:41
oh my god, Austin Butler is here. And then the
22:43
first thing he says is, Toby, now that Bay isn't,
22:46
like, your blood sister, you could totally take
22:49
a run at that. You could hit that. Toby's like,
22:52
no, rightfully. Yeah, ew. And then Austin Butler
22:55
goes, okay, do you mind if I hit that then? Toby's
22:58
like, yes, I do mind. Yeah. And then he's like,
23:02
okay, what about Daphne? Again, Toby, thank God,
23:05
is like, no. Yeah, but Wilke's not going to
23:08
listen to that one, I fear, just based on the
23:10
way he's looking at her. And he's there because
23:13
he and Toby have a band. Yes, their band is playing.
23:16
Guitar Face. Guitar Face. I kind of think that's
23:20
a fun name. I think it's fun too. Later on he
23:23
explains that he makes a face when he plays guitar.
23:26
Yeah and so it's like that face is why they named
23:30
it that I guess. I think it's kind of cute. I
23:32
like it. They're gonna change it like a bunch
23:34
of times but. Yeah it becomes Awesome Sauce later,
23:36
which I hate. Gross I hate that. Yeah, but they
23:39
don't have a drummer. They lost their drummer
23:41
because. Because he was caught watching porn
23:43
on his computer. Yeah. Would you ground your
23:45
son if he was watching porn? No. I don't think
23:48
I would either. I think it depends on the porn.
23:50
I don't think it does. I think, like, that's,
23:52
like, a healthy thing for, like... Or if it's
23:55
illegal. Oh, sure. Yeah, no, that's different.
23:58
But I don't think that was the case here. You
24:00
think he just, like... I think it was literally
24:02
just they were, like, you're obviously not allowed
24:04
to watch porn. Yeah, they're, like, a good Christian
24:07
family or something. Well, this is an ABC Family
24:09
show, so they had to get their licks in about
24:13
the porn industry, I guess. Anyways, Daphne's
24:16
like, I have a great idea. Because Sean Burdy
24:19
is a drummer in real life. Hot. And then they're
24:22
like, what? Deaf people? Drums? That's not a
24:26
thing. But he'll prove them wrong later. It's a good
24:29
educational moment for everyone involved. Yeah,
24:32
it's like, it's very, it's not inspiration porn
24:34
because... It's not supposed to be inspirational,
24:37
but it always reminds me, like, the America's
24:38
Got Talent people where, like, a deaf person
24:40
comes out and they're like, you mean to tell
24:43
me they can play the violin? And look sexy doing
24:45
it. I mean, Emmett looks so hot when he shows
24:48
up. Yeah. Great friend. I'm going to show up
24:51
and play the drums for these two very annoying
24:54
hearing people. Yeah, he already has beef with
24:56
Toby. Yeah. Who fucking doesn't know how to talk
24:59
to him. So, yeah, it's awesome that he shows
25:01
up. And also because Emmett's not... doesn't
25:04
really hang out with a lot of hearing people,
25:06
like he's established he's not comfortable hanging
25:09
out with a lot of hearing people. But he does
25:11
it for Daphne. He does it for Daphne, who he's
25:13
definitely in love with. But also is a good friend
25:16
too. Two things can be true. Yeah that's true. While
25:19
that's being sorted out, we see that the switched
25:22
at birth story is all that everyone is talking
25:24
about. And we go to Bay, where she talks about
25:27
being in a TV movie and now — who's gonna play her?
25:30
Natalie Portman. Is that who she says? I don't remember.
25:33
Not age appropriate. No, she says some random
25:37
actress's name who I would, I had to Google.
25:40
Natalie Wood? I feel like it was Natalie. Natalie
25:43
Wood's dead. Oh, okay. She's the one who like
25:46
got pushed overboard. What? Yes. What happened
25:50
to her? It's a mystery still to this day. Christopher
25:52
Walken was on the boat and then like Natalie
25:54
Wood's boyfriend. Oh my God. Did Christopher
25:57
Walken do something to Natalie Wood? Not to my
25:59
knowledge. Google this right now. I will be.
26:02
Oh, my God. Okay. But then she's like, and Zac
26:05
Efron's going to play my brother Toby, which
26:08
do we think that's a nod to the fact that. Oh,
26:11
I didn't even catch that. Zac Efron. Yeah. And
26:13
Lucas Grabeel worked together in High School
26:16
Musical. Yeah. It's all Disney. ABC. Oh, my God.
26:19
She died on Catalina Island. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
26:23
I'm going to look at this later. So she's not
26:25
playing Bay because she's dead. Yeah. Anyways.
26:28
Yeah. Emmett arrives on the scene. Go Emmett. And
26:31
then she immediately abandons him to go hang
26:33
out with Liam. But to be fair, Liam approaches
26:36
her when she explicitly said, we should have
26:39
some space at the party. But he, like... He does
26:42
approach her, but she could be like, hold on,
26:44
let me... Because then she signs to Emmett, like,
26:47
I'll be around if you need me. But then immediately,
26:49
like, leaves and goes so far away that, like,
26:52
if he needed her, she would not be around. And
26:55
Emmett is pouty the whole time. Yeah, but then
26:58
he does, he plays sexy drums, so it's fine. And
27:03
this is Lucas Grabeel’s actual music. Oh, I didn't
27:06
know that. Wow, I didn't hate it. And he sounded
27:10
good singing. I, obviously, when he started singing,
27:13
I was like, this is Ryan from High School Musical.
27:15
Right, but yeah, this is Lucas Grabeel’s own
27:17
music that is playing right now. That's awesome.
27:20
Yeah, yeah. Sean Burdy’s a very talented drummer.
27:23
That tracks. Yeah, and then I guess Bay calls
27:27
Ty. Yeah, Bay calls Ty again and is like, please
27:30
come to this. And he says, I don't wanna. Again,
27:34
he's 19 years old. Imagine being 19 and you're,
27:37
well, you shouldn't have a 15 -year -old girlfriend.
27:39
But your 15 -year -old girlfriend is like, please
27:41
come to my high school thing. Of course he doesn't
27:43
want to. Meanwhile, Emmett is making sad, lover
27:47
-boy eyes across. the courtyard he's making
27:50
sad eyes at Daphne yeah because she's hanging
27:53
out with Liam and also Liam’s friends. They're
27:56
all chatting it up and. Yeah. Later, he mentions
28:00
that she's like really immersing herself in the
28:02
hearing world, she's talking to all these hearing
28:04
people. Yeah and he is judging her for that a
28:07
bit. Yeah. Which I’ll get into later. Yeah, but Bay
28:11
watches him as he's basically like Conrad Fisher
28:15
level yearning at Daphne very publicly. And she
28:20
basically spirals because she's like, great,
28:23
another person that is in love with Daphne. Oh,
28:26
that's true. I didn't even catch that. I think
28:27
I just saw it as more like, oh, she feels sympathetic
28:30
towards Emmett. Like, he feels sympathetic towards
28:32
her. No, she says, she sees him looking and she
28:36
says, out loud. Is the whole damn world, like,
28:40
in love with her? That's right. And the answer
28:42
is kind of yes. Yeah, it is. Yeah, despite the
28:46
Kennish attempt to put on a united front, everyone
28:49
is still gossiping about them. Everyone's gossiping.
28:52
Kathryn overhears gossip that John had an affair.
28:56
This switched at birth thing is a lie. What kind of
28:58
mother doesn't know her own baby? Yeah. Meanwhile,
29:01
some smarmy man is hitting on Regina. Yes, Bruce.
29:04
Bruce, who, plot twist, is Denise's ex -husband.
29:07
Yes. But Regina doesn't technically know this
29:10
yet. Although she could probably discern, not
29:13
maybe that it's Denise, but just that. Someone
29:15
knows him. Yeah, people know him. He's a parent
29:17
at Buckner. Like, he's probably, if he has a
29:21
kid there and he's hitting on her, he's probably
29:23
someone else's ex in that world. Or cheating.
29:27
Either which is, yeah, not great. Yeah. Kathryn
29:30
tries to sort of steal focus from the story by
29:34
making a speech. And she wants to thank. Her
29:37
rock, her husband, John. Not before asking people
29:40
for what will be the first, like, many times
29:43
to please donate to the silent auction. Yeah,
29:45
please. My God, this school needs money so bad.
29:49
And then she says, I just want to thank my husband,
29:51
John. Where's John? He's not out there. He's inside
29:55
flirting with Melody. Yeah, he is chatting her
29:58
up. I guess about baseball, right? Yeah, they're
30:01
talking sports. And she somehow is understanding
30:04
him perfectly. Yeah. Not realistic, guys. But
30:08
they definitely have a little vibe going. And
30:10
Regina notices this. Regina clocks this as well.
30:14
And Daphne and Liam are dancing together, which
30:17
I thought they had agreed not to do. In front
30:19
of everyone. The band takes a little break from
30:22
playing. Yeah, thank God. The band sees them
30:24
dancing and is probably like, let's cut this.
30:26
Cut the track. Yeah, so they stop. And then poor
30:29
Emmett. Some girl goes up to him. We never see
30:32
her again, but she tells him. No, she was cute
30:34
though. She was. She was like, you did such an
30:37
amazing job. He points to his ear and then she's
30:40
like, oh, I'm sorry. Never mind. And when she
30:43
starts miming and playing down, she says like,
30:46
really good job. Yeah, she panics and flees.
30:50
Ouch. Yeah, poor Emmett. That moment where she's
30:53
talking at him, he kind of leans in. He's so
30:55
cute. I was blushing watching. He's like, he
30:58
tells her to slow down and then he like points
30:59
to his ear, but he's kind of smirking when he
31:01
does it. I was like, the way, I would have such
31:04
a bigger crush on him at that point. I think
31:06
the girl's just scared. I think she's like, I
31:08
don't understand. Yeah. I got to get out of here.
31:11
But what a hot person should’ve done, was go,
31:13
let me write it down. Why don't we do a cute
31:15
little flirty little like text exchange in front
31:18
of each other? That could be fun. Yeah. And then
31:22
Regina goes and confronts Daphne and is like,
31:24
I saw you dancing. You're risking everything
31:27
with the Kennishes by doing this. I think Regina's
31:31
maybe taking it a bit too far. I think it's easier
31:33
for Regina to just be like, this is shitty and
31:35
it's hurting Bay's feelings and maybe you should
31:36
stop. I also think she's worried that it's going
31:38
to cause more drama between her and Kathryn
31:40
and John. And she's like, I don't want any of
31:42
that. And she's trying to avoid that, to be fair.
31:44
Yeah. Because she also goes up to Kathryn and
31:46
is like, oh, don't worry about Melody and John.
31:49
Yeah. Melody's married. Happily married. Lies.
31:53
I would do that too. This is not the time to tell
31:55
her. Definitely not the time. She's walking on egg
31:58
shells, she's not trying to cause any drama especially.
32:00
No it's a stressful night. But I think Regina is
32:03
worried about the wrong person here because yeah
32:05
Melody may be flirting with John but it is ultimately
32:07
harmless, but Regina is talking up this guy all
32:12
night and then Kathryn turns around and says
32:14
that's Denise's ex and he has a lot of baggage.
32:16
And regina gets so defensive, like Daphne level
32:20
defensive immediately. Like mother, like daughter.
32:22
I guess. Damn. She's like, I don't care that
32:26
it's Denise's ex -husband, whatever. And I think
32:28
Kathryn is honestly, she's right. To warn her.
32:32
They're both trying to help each other out. And
32:34
then Regina pulls Melody aside and yells at her
32:37
a little. Snap out of it. Stop it. Yeah, she
32:39
says that's weird. She does call John like her
32:42
surrogate husband. She's explaining why it's
32:45
weird. And she's like, it's all too weird. John's
32:48
basically my surrogate husband because he's the
32:49
father of Daphne. I don't think that makes him
32:52
your surrogate husband. Like, I don't think that's
32:54
why it's weird. Also just say. He's married.
32:56
It's too weird. Oh, and he's married. Yeah, you
32:58
can also just say he's married to Daphne's biological
33:00
mother. Yeah, he's married. Stop that. Yeah.
33:03
Yeah, because Melody is, like, outwardly flirting
33:05
with him. Very outwardly. And then Kathryn's
33:08
in the other corner confronting John. And we
33:12
get some, maybe a hint of lore there because she's
33:14
like, I never asked any questions about you when
33:18
you were down in spring training. Right, for
33:20
baseball. You never gave me any reasons not to
33:22
trust you. But the way she's saying it, I'm like,
33:25
you definitely have reasons not to trust him.
33:28
I don't know. Like, why would you even bring
33:30
that up now if you hadn't been thinking about
33:32
it? You think he's ever cheated on her? Yeah, I
33:35
do. You do? I totally do. And she says like I
33:38
know the way women behave around you, like just
33:41
don't do it here. Yeah the way that interaction
33:44
went down I was like oh they've definitely had
33:46
this fight before. And then Regina finds Bay drinking
33:50
a glass of champagne. Yeah. Which she swiped
33:53
off a waiter. Why are there waiters floating
33:55
around with champagne at an event that is...
33:57
For a high school. Primarily attended by high
34:00
schoolers and then their parents. Honestly, she
34:03
kind of underreacts. Yeah, and then Bay turns
34:05
around and sees Daphne taking pics with the Kennishes.
34:08
Yeah. I assume for the newspaper. I guess for
34:10
the newspaper, but that is rough. Bay should
34:12
be in those photos. But Regina kind of looks
34:15
at Bay, but doesn't provide any words of comfort.
34:18
No, not her style. No, why would she do that?
34:21
Yeah, so moody Emmett wants to leave, and I don't
34:24
blame him, because everyone there is hearing
34:26
and also ignorant about deaf people. And also,
34:30
he came to do a favor. Now the favor's over,
34:32
he's done, he's going home. Yeah, and he's like,
34:35
I'm done. I'm not kissing their ass. I don't
34:38
think he needs to be that whiny about it, but
34:39
also, he's a teenage boy. Totally. He just said,
34:42
this party's not for me. I'm gonna go to bed.
34:45
Yeah. I'm tired. But he kind of, like, confronts
34:48
Daphne. He's like, these people, Liam, is not
34:51
good to you. But it's not his place to say that.
34:54
Especially not right now. And I think that's
34:56
something that Daphne needs to figure out on
34:58
her own. And he says, you're trying to be like
35:01
them. I guess like hearing people in the hearing
35:03
world. But you'll never be like them. And that
35:06
Daphne is throwing herself in the hearing world,
35:08
with a hearing boyfriend. She's trying to
35:10
be hearing. Blah, blah, blah. And that she really
35:13
did leave so much of her East Riverside. Yeah.
35:17
like truly gone. Yeah, I think Emmett's just getting
35:20
whiplash a little bit. Yeah, but I don't think
35:22
she's kissing their ass. I think she's trying
35:24
to get to know her new family. She just likes
35:26
Liam. She has a crush on Liam. So she's just
35:28
willing to just be like, yeah, I don't care about
35:31
all this stuff. Like other stuff. I don't know.
35:33
Emmett's just being a little harsh, I think.
35:35
He's definitely being harsh. Remember, he's in
35:37
love with her. That's what this is really about.
35:40
Yeah, Emmett peaces out. Well, and I think maybe
35:43
he feels a little betrayed because Daphne calls
35:47
him for a favor and he does it. And she abandons
35:51
him knowing that he's not comfortable in this
35:53
world. And she says like, oh, you're leaving
35:55
already as he's leaving. He doesn't come find
35:58
her. He's just going to leave quietly. And she's
36:01
like, wait, you're leaving? And that would piss
36:03
me off because it's not like she's even made
36:06
an effort to be like, let me bring you around,
36:08
introduce you to people. Like I can, I can interpret
36:12
a bit. Regina's there. Regina could interpret
36:16
a bit. Melody could be helpful. I don't, I'm
36:19
also like, I don't think Melody even realized
36:21
her son was there. Yeah. She is off with John
36:24
Kennish. She does not care. So yeah, it's a mess.
36:28
I empathize with both sides. Yeah. Yeah. Toby’s
36:32
milking the switch of both situations. That was
36:35
a very quick scene. Honestly, get it. You said,
36:38
what if it happened to me? That's it. Good for
36:40
him. And then Kathryn and Daphne have a little
36:43
chat. And Kathryn, I think, says to Daphne,
36:45
you must feel like an exhibit at the zoo. And
36:48
then Daphne says, like, which is something that
36:50
I thought was interesting. I'm used to it. And
36:52
I get it because, like, if I'm signing with my
36:54
wife on the train, people stare. Daggers. Going
36:58
back to the title of the show. Yeah. And Daphne
37:01
says, they're just curious. You know, they want
37:03
to know how I deal with it. So I do my best to
37:06
make them feel comfortable, which I think is
37:09
a very interesting thing to say. Yeah. Because
37:10
I think it's... not her job to make them feel
37:13
comfortable. She's quite the people pleaser.
37:15
And I think Emmett's the complete opposite. He's
37:17
kind of like, I'm deaf, so what, get over it. This
37:20
is who I am. And he's like, I don't want to make
37:23
you feel comfortable. You need to accommodate
37:25
or be accessible to me. And Daphne's the other
37:28
way around. Yeah, it's not surprising to me that
37:31
that's how Daphne feels. But it does make me
37:33
sad for her. It's sad. It's just sad. Yeah. But
37:38
it inspires Kathryn to get up on stage. There's
37:41
a throwing out the script TV trope. I love when
37:44
people do that. I love — she stumbles. She's like,
37:47
this school stands for, the values. And then she
37:51
rips up the cards and she says, I almost forgot
37:55
to shout out Regina tonight. The mother of my
37:58
husband's love child. Just kidding! Just kidding.
38:01
JK. And it makes everyone laugh, and then everyone
38:04
feels more comfortable. And she said, we're doing
38:07
fine. Yeah. Which, kind of a lie, but. And please
38:11
do the silent auction for the love of god. She
38:12
said after you donate to the school, I will tell
38:16
you whatever you want to know about the switch.
38:17
And then she leaves. Yeah. Queen of fundraising.
38:21
Yeah, and then after Kathryn speaks, Bay
38:24
and Daphne, once again, have another argument
38:27
over Liam. Yeah, that's rough. They are dishing
38:30
it out. Daphne critiques Bay's bad attitude and
38:33
moodiness. Yeah, Daphne says, do you want me
38:36
to apologize for being nice? Which is like, yeah,
38:39
it's kind of funny. Yeah, and then - She's not
38:41
being very nice. Yeah, and then Bay critiques
38:44
her nice, shiny personality, and then accuses
38:46
Daphne to try and steal her life. Which Daphne
38:49
is not trying to do intentionally. No, and I'm
38:52
with Daphne when she said, like, this happened
38:54
to me too. Like, this happened to you as much
38:57
as it happened to me. I will say right now, it
38:59
seems that Daphne got the better end of the deal.
39:02
Oh, she sure did. And that is fair and something
39:05
that Daphne, like, does not want to admit. And
39:08
then she gets mean because she says, you're playing
39:09
the victim and Liam was right. It's just the
39:12
drama. Yeah, that's fucked up that she says that.
39:14
You should not. throw and then at least I can
39:18
keep a guy interested yeah Bay, Bay kind of goes
39:20
like well I fuck hard. And it's like no you don't
39:23
Bay. You actually don’t, you're a virgin. But we
39:25
haven't gotten there yet. Yeah so she's just lying
39:27
but it definitely affects Daphne, you can tell.
39:30
Sick burn. Yeah. Because then she goes and finds
39:35
Liam by that damn pool again and is basically
39:38
like, if you and Bay didn't watch zombie movies
39:42
or talk about sports, she's such a pick me, then
39:45
what did you do? And he kind of just like, I don't
39:49
know, we just mostly fought. Like we weren't that
39:53
good of a match. Because it was easy, because our
39:55
parents knew each other. Yeah. They were together
39:57
for convenience, basically. Which then is annoying
40:00
because it's like, you kind of know Bay doesn't
40:03
actually care about Daphne dating Liam, like it's
40:05
the principle of it. She's not like heartbroken
40:08
over Liam. No, she has Ty now. Yeah, she's fine.
40:11
Basically, Daphne's, like, crying and she's like,
40:14
I have to choose this family. Katie Leclerc
40:16
Is acting her ass off here. Yeah, she does
40:19
a really good job. I agree. I was really, yeah,
40:22
I was empathizing with her. Yeah, she breaks
40:24
up with Liam. She breaks up with Liam. Bye, Liam.
40:27
Yeah. Bye. It's been three days. Yeah, it's,
40:30
like, a little. But I remember being a teenager.
40:33
I wasn't dating as a teenager. Oh, I was. And
40:36
it was very dramatic. So yeah, everything is
40:39
so painful. You feel everything. It's like the
40:41
first time you felt everything. So it's really
40:44
heightened. Yeah, I can imagine that. But then,
40:46
oh, Regina gets a boyfriend. Regina gets asked
40:51
out by Denise's ex. And you can see there's a
40:53
moment where she's like, I know I should say
40:55
no, but she doesn't. She's like, yeah, I'll go
40:57
out with you. She wants to get laid. She wants
41:00
to get laid. I get it. But also like. Regina
41:02
just told Daphne she should break up with Liam,
41:04
because it's too much drama and risking the family.
41:07
And then literally turns around and in the same
41:10
night goes and finds the guy that Kathryn was
41:13
like, please don't date that guy. It's going
41:15
to be uncomfortable for everyone. And is like,
41:17
yeah, let's go. Very hypocritical of her. Yeah.
41:20
Very shitty. Whatever. Yeah. Oh, Regina. And
41:23
then. The fundraiser's over now. Fundraiser's
41:26
over. Kathryn. Turns out has secretly bought
41:29
John's jersey from the auction because John was
41:32
like, I was only letting Melody flirt with me
41:35
because I'm insecure because no one's bid on
41:37
my jersey. So she goes and buys it because John
41:39
doesn't know. He comes up to her and he's like,
41:41
someone just bought my jersey for, quote, a lot
41:43
of money. How much do you think that was? I'm
41:46
dying to know. $5 ,000 is where my brain went.
41:49
I was thinking in the thousands. And I'm also
41:52
like, wouldn't John notice that thousands of
41:54
dollars have gone missing? I guess not because
41:57
they're very wealthy. They're really rich. So.
42:00
Yeah. And then Bay is sitting alone with her
42:04
wine and then she throws it in the fire. And
42:06
I am wondering, isn't wine flammable? That's
42:09
what I also wrote. Should it not have burned
42:11
up? Shouldn't it have not burned down the property?
42:14
It's probably prop wine, which is just grape
42:16
juice. So then it like extinguishes the fire
42:18
table a little. But if you have wine, don't throw
42:20
it in the fire. Yeah, don't throw it in the fire.
42:22
Also, that's at least her second glass of wine.
42:25
Who is serving her at this function that's at
42:27
her home? A very bad waiter. God. But Ty shows
42:30
up like four hours late. Yeah, Ty shows up so
42:34
late, but he is wearing a suit and he does look
42:36
hot. He does, and they say, let's blow this popsicle
42:39
stand. He comes, he picks her up, they leave,
42:41
which is what she wanted all along. He didn't
42:44
actually need to go to the event. He could have
42:45
come hours ago. She just wanted someone to talk
42:48
to, honestly. And as Daphne is still crying over
42:51
her breakup with Liam, she watches Bay climb
42:54
into Ty's truck, and they drive off into the
42:57
night. Do you know what song is playing at the
42:59
end? I recognized it, but I couldn't tell you.
43:01
It's Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri. Oh, so
43:05
good. Yeah, who do you think you are? Running
43:08
around leaving scars. God, yeah, Bay's being
43:11
real. That's tough. I mean, she didn't force
43:14
Daphne that second time to break up with Liam.
43:17
She asked nicely once. Like, when they were fighting,
43:20
she wasn't like, break up with Liam, and then
43:22
Daphne went and did it. She didn't really ask
43:25
the second time. She was just like, yeah, it's
43:28
weird, which it is weird. I think she would have
43:30
eventually gotten used to it, though. She would
43:32
have, yeah. They just needed to give it time.
43:35
When Daphne was breaking up with him, I'm like,
43:37
if you're crying this hard about it, maybe just
43:40
be like, let's take a month. Because it's been
43:42
a week since she moved in. I know. I was happy.
43:46
Bye, Liam. But I was just sad for Daphne, who
43:49
had big tears in her eyes. Yeah. This is a tight
43:53
episode. Yeah, this is a fun episode. So much
43:56
is packed in there. It's really good. Yeah, we
43:59
get a new character, Bruce, and then obviously
44:01
Austin Butler. Thank God he's here. When he showed
44:05
up, I felt relief. Yeah. An angel got his wings
44:09
when he showed up. Love him so much. One thing
44:11
I hated about this episode that we kind of skipped
44:14
over is when Kathryn and John are fighting,
44:17
when they're, like, making up, when John's apologizing
44:20
to her about being gone, the final thing he says
44:23
to her is, I heard a rumor. She's like, it just
44:26
doesn't feel good for you to be off with a woman
44:30
when there's all these rumors floating around
44:31
tonight about how... You like cheated on me.
44:35
And he's basically like, I'm sorry. And I heard
44:40
a rumor that you're going to get lucky tonight.
44:43
Ew. It's truly like listening to my parents
44:46
flirt. It is like Kathryn's hot, but like her
44:49
and John together. Ew. And then also. She should
44:52
be gay. She should be gay. And then also John,
44:56
not just John. If a man apologized to me. And
45:00
then said, it's fine. I'll have sex with you
45:02
tonight. It's insane. I'd be furious. I would
45:05
be, the fight would restart tenfold. Also, I
45:09
just planned this whole party and I've been working
45:11
for hours. I'm too tired. She's exhausted. And
45:15
then later on, when it's revealed that she bought
45:17
his jersey, he comes over and he's like, how
45:20
about we kick everyone out a couple of minutes
45:22
early and then you and I continue celebrating.
45:25
Again, ew. And then he goes, you know where to
45:28
find me. And he goes upstairs. He's not even
45:30
going to have to do the dishes. Yeah. He's not
45:32
going to help clean up? He's just going to go
45:34
and wait in bed for her to come up and have sex
45:37
with him? Yeah, because she's the woman. And
45:39
they’re Republicans. Gross. Yeah. Ew. They're
45:43
the couple I like the least in the show. I like
45:45
them less than I liked Daphne and Liam. I know.
45:49
God. Yeah. Anyways, that was the episode. That's
45:52
the episode. Wow. Yeah. Tune in next week for
45:56
a new episode of Dished at Birth. Tune in next week,
45:58
guys. Love you. Bye. Bye.