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The F Word in the bank line · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Just a reminder, we're giving away a signed Nelly guitar.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because as we know, Nelly is a hell of a guitar player.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you can rip.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh, I'm sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, actually, it's really cool.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, guitars are tags thing, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's you know, he has a lot of bands that do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I mean It's just a piece of m memorabilia.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what do you do?
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  SPEAKER_00: You get a guitar signed by him, and we're gonna do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we also have uh, what is it, party pit passes that somebody's gonna win and as well as tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's gonna happen in a bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: You have a chance to win.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you'll get qualified to win that.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna actually announce the winner.
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  SPEAKER_00: We announcing the winner of the guitar Friday or Thursday?
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  SPEAKER_01: Thursday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very good.
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  SPEAKER_00: So see what happens when I miss meetings?
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to ask you things on the air.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was in an email.
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  SPEAKER_01: I looked at it this morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I just want to make sure we're doing this right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could have read that all the way through, but who does that with emails?
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  SPEAKER_01: Or you could you can ask AI chat to uh summarize it for a while.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you put that in one line from this doofist?
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  SPEAKER_01: Believe me, one of my girlfriends, we're on a string.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I'm being held hostage right now by a neighborhood chat.
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  SPEAKER_00: And not being held hostage, she says.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Oh, don't you love that?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's constant.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I said to my one girlfriend who's also on the string, I said, I can't keep up.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is too much going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she goes, have AI summarize it for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Sonia.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not I'm not that dependent on AI, and I actually hate AI, so I won't do that, but I love that that's what she does.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, then give me the cliff notes.
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  SPEAKER_01: So same for that email.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, now yesterday I left work for about 10 minutes to go to the bank.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you were in and out pr real quick yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the reason is I had some cash, so I needed to get the cash into the bank before my and out of your bra.
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  SPEAKER_01: And out of my bra before my phone bill went through.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh crap, I gotta transfer money.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a bill coming out today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for reminding me.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly why I'm like, I gotta go right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do that right now as you're talking.
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  SPEAKER_01: As oh, thanks for paying attention.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm paying attention, but this is urgent.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want it to come out and overdraft.
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  SPEAKER_01: As as I'm through the line, you know, at first it's it's you know, hi, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, good, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then the guy's counting the money and doing the thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, in the meantime, I decide, well, you know, not that I'm bored, but it was like taking a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I turned up the podcast that I was listening to, which has Andrew Garfield on it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Andrew Garfield plays Spider-Man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very famous actor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right as I turn it up, he drops the F file.
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  SPEAKER_01: Andrew Garfield's I'm pretty sure the guy at the bank teller heard it loud and clear because then as soon as the money comes back, he doesn't really say anything else to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know if he was put off or what, but I said He probably didn't realize that it was Andrew Garfield.
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  SPEAKER_00: He it was I was swearing at him.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was totally out of context, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he's so so then in order for me to like make up for this, I said back, thank you so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You tried to overcompensate all your great.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, Yeah, okay, you're welcome.
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  SPEAKER_01: So the guy at the bank, I'm so sorry, I was not swearing at you.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was Andrew Garfield.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was Andrew Garfield, it was Andrew Garfield, and I promise you, I well, and and you know what happens too, is is they can hear that and they they can hear that in the lobby.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't believe some old blue haired lady didn't drop right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't think Andrew Garfield was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why am I saying old people swear worse than anybody?
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  SPEAKER_01: But I didn't think Andrew Garfield was gonna swear in this podcast.
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  SPEAKER_01: It didn't seem like it was warranted.
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  SPEAKER_00: When did you become the rude person, by the way?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the rude part is not the f-bomb.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, that was we we we can blame Andrew uh Garfield.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where were your earbuds?
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  SPEAKER_00: How dare you?
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  SPEAKER_00: You you suddenly find in a bank that you're gonna crank up volume?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was in the drive-thru.
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  SPEAKER_01: So the drive through.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought you were in the lobby in the line.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that I'm saying through the drive-thru, they can hear yes, they can.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it sounds like a it sounds like a McDonald's drive-thru.
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  SPEAKER_00: All of a sudden it's like, and beep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And now this guy, I think he was not pleased at my choice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not impressed?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not impressed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.