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Gossip Girl: The Wild Brunch · Your One And Only Source

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  [SPEAKER_05]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source where your hosts.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Ready, Ms. Phoebe, and my name is Caroline, and today we are going to be recapping season 1 episode 2 of Gossip Girl called Wild Brunch.
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: The Wild Brunch, I have to say, this is one of my all-time faves.
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just feel like season 1 is full.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a treasure trove of my all-time faves, but this
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, really literally at times.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, literally.
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan is two per two on punching the heck out of shock.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think we kind of figure that out.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I think that hasn't been necessary.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really either time.
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mainly the first time.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, if I'm not mistaken, he did punch him for trying to sexually assault him.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I know.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I am like, Dan, this is, it's just beginning to look like it's, it's, that wasn't just out of the pure moment that seems like it.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's caught the edge.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: He like did it once.
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: He was like, all this fucking hurts, but wait a minute, now I'm addicted.
• 1:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, they're like, there are some drugs you can't trust you once.
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: And actually punching Chuck Bass is, is top of that freaking list seems to be.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, well, I, there isn't a recap, so, uh, guys, we're going to have to have a serious conversation about it.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to have a tough time doing recaps if we are not given recaps.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's the first episode.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, I don't think that that is a precedent for every single one.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think they just probably didn't give us a recap of the pilot.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that, if that proves to be the case, that is 100% the case.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember recaps ever.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I didn't, so I don't have a recap for today as well.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: You can't even just go off the, you love making me do this.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just go off the cuff.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't do that right now with the brain fog that I'm suffering at the moment.
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, I don't what do you have on COVID, I don't have long COVID, I don't know if it's just the freaking flu, I don't know, I don't know if I was like you should've gotten your flu shot.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sick as a dog.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll have you know, I don't feel good either.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: And the blame is 100% on you.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I took the blame, I took the blame, I took the blame, I took the blame.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: One.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I said I'm putting the blame on you because I don't feel for the sickness for the sickness.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's not good.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: So now you have to take the blame for two things.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: And you know what?
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure I'll think of a third as we continue on.
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure I'm 100% sure.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you are actually seeing them at me today.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know what I know to you.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not touching the vibe that Phoebe made my guess.
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to bring lasers on my body.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can't be in a bad mood right now.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't be in a bad mood right now.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: In you guys know that's actually the number one top thing to tell someone.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's in a bad mood.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it looks like you're snapping out of it.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's the beginning of the episode.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: We got it.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's only the second episode of our podcast.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've ever so you can't be in a bad mood.
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  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so we start with some really sweet, calming music, sweeping views of New York, as we are used to now.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: And the sound of gossip girls voice saying, I bet you're wondering what gossip girls doing up so early.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Truth is, I never went to bed.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: We are prepping the upper east side brunch.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is...
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: God, I am just dining out of this branch.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me too, it looks so good and I love watching people chopped vegetables.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Me too, and they are chopping them fast.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're like fast, paste, high intensity brunch eaters.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's a vibe they're setting.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And gossip girl tells us like
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm sure you love a lazy Sunday, but that's actually not something we do here on the upper east side.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, a dress code, and a hundred of our closest friends and enemies.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Chuck's dad, Bart Bass, who we're going to meet for the first time in this episode, is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation, and almost everyone is in the world was invited.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's giving three tier silver plates, chocolate covered strawberries, white table glass,
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Women who are dressed as statues, painted.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, all right, dressed is not the word.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's, there's very little dressing on them.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: They are fully painted to be like cracked stone figures.
• 4:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I just have to say that I feel like we could have and up the makeup budget for this episode.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: If this is what we are going for because, you know, the chocolate covered strawberries are screen time is limited, but these girls, they have scenes and scenes and scenes and it looks kind of lame to me.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would rather die than do that.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well,
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: I am, okay, then that sucks that I have to be the bearer of bad news because that's actually the Christmas dress code.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I am hosting Christmas this year and everyone who comes in is required to be wearing a bandage around their top and bottom, but that's it.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Midriff's must be exposed and painted, top with cracks.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: And no, your butt cracked doesn't count.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Phoebe.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, wait, did I just expose you for having a butt crack live on there?
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god, it's all in the second episode.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've just told everyone.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's probably weird having one.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: We go to the home free loft and...
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wait, click question.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Do you like smoked salmon?
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: You never had a...
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never had a, but you know that I don't love the flavor of salmon to be good one.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which is crazy.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love salmon, never had smoked salmon, never will.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, why?
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because of the same reason as Mary and Carl's,
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: know what is the reason why it calls me doesn't want to know she doesn't like the concept of paracites being in her like that doesn't really do it for me on those the concept of paracites isn't like turning me on uh... but no i i just i'm like smoke you don't really like smoke stuff
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know like what smoke is that mom mom really doesn't because like mom bought this amazing blue cheese one time accidentally that was smoked and it was so good mom hated it the smokey flavor of it yeah I hate like smokey to kill like mezcal get it away from you know because then it's like I'm just drinking like
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's so much worse than burn water.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would drink burn water any day over mezcal tequila.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that's actually not a trendy thing I mean to say.
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like burned tequila, I guess.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Quite literally.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's not for me either, and honestly, I don't really like tequila.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, well, it's the healthiest alcohol.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you know that?
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not for my not for not a few my decision making.
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not for if you want to go outside for longer than an hour.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or if you want to see me like gone throw up everywhere.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: To Kila, it just makes me do things that are just quite frankly not in my nature.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just quite frankly not in my nature.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I just like to Kila.
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I have yet to see an upper east side are drinking tequila and and you know what so many told me that in the in the month of three in his life we haven't seen to get a lot of tequila consumption for sure.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: So anyway, we cut to the Humphrey loft, which are you the one who told me last week that makes my calls as the poverty loft.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think you I don't know if that's what they could that's what they call as resolved.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, well, that's what he calls the Brooklyn loft and it was cracking me up the poverty loft.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's kind of what they're trying to give us.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like, I'm sorry, any, it's not number one.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I know that this is like at least like $20,000 a month.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also there's a garage, a functional garage door between Jen.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is also Carolina one time we talked about the scene once before on the podcast.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: where, for some reason, oh wait, maybe it hasn't happened yet, turn right this time.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not there yet, but we will be, and I'll point it out when we get there.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, Dan opens the garage door between their rooms to check on Jenny.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he feels, she's like, I was fine last night when we got home, I was fine after I took a shower, I was fine after I brushed my teeth, and you brush your teeth, I'm fine, and you can just, you can talk to someone all the stuff, and then we talk about,
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny says, well, I'm okay, but are you okay after what happened with Serena because here's what we find out happened at the end of the night Serena goes to leave the taxi and Dan does not get out after her and he doesn't even try he literally like she goes to get out of the car she's like up with this is me and he literally just turns that he's like
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's, it's, what do you win?
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: The cab, the cab there is running.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: What are you waiting for?
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Get out of my phone.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: So high-performance.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was up to me.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: We would have walked home.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like, what are you doing driving?
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got made of money.
• 9:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know I live in Brooklyn, but I'm not made of money.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: But like literally he just looks at her and has like, doesn't move at all.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then she's like,
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and she gets out of the car and Jenny's like hello, like go after her So then he's like oh do we oh do we and he tries to go?
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She slams the car door on his head and if that weird enough Where's his bruise tomorrow morning?
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Good question.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: He actually has a full knot on the top of his eyes because I mean that he hid it hard
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hard and then the cab driver floors it and throws like dancers thrashing around on the cab before he then slams on the break Slam's Jan back again Serena walks up to the window and Dan's like get me though He literally is like I end as a little sheepish wave and not as how he's a good night He's definitely got with plush and a concussion after that horrible potentially a broken freaking heart
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but I quite know yeah, but and we have to get all these little moments like I'm like Blake lively must have been paid by the second because the amount of like extra scenes we get of her perspective of things that aren't necessarily necessary this is an example it's a Serena alone on the I don't believe Serena did this by the way, I don't believe Serenna Vander was on the side of the street waving to no one.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I mean, I don't know, but she does love to be like, that's the area and her.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: She loves to be the girl that's like, lost in a moment, you know what I mean?
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like stuck there.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, maybe somebody may be Melanie 90.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: One, let's take a picture of me as I was fully, I'm like, there goes my lonely boy.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, she, everything is over for show.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's used to being watched.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's like, this is just, the lights just haven't gone down on her yet.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: That is the one thing I think about.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair is like, I have places to be in a real New Yorker.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's like,
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm Frank and I know one of you know what I mean.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is that, what is that, you know that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song, what is that song
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't have words.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey guys.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I'm in New York.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am in my life.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every listen to Wendy Williams's rendition of that song in low key.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she had to get voted out.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She low key like sound like she wasn't completely out of pitch and also we're talking about all of she's saying she's saying the song on the mass singer as a giant pair of lips and she kept laughing in ad lib and she looked she was and here I go oh
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: point on earth and she sounded good when she did it not like how I just sound in and all I'm saying is I do saying for compliments much no no no nothing anyway I just think she sounded good she's not okay she's not good but she sounded like people are to like she sounded completely bad she has got her finger on the pulse and also her laugh her laugh and that is on beat with the song
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now I hear it.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, I'm like, you, I'm not an avid masked singer watcher.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love it for you.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just as close as possible.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know who else would definitely love that show, Johnny Humphrey.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: You think?
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, season one and two, Jenny Humphrey is what is recording the massive singer if it's on.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is this?
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dancey with the star.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, she's pretending she doesn't, but she does.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I guess that's true.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Think about the real.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Think about the little Jay and her private sphere, not her public sphere, okay?
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, what I like about the beginning of this episode though is it goes like, Dan and Jenny debrief and then we come out of the flashback into the Serena and Eric debrief, which is fun.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Serena is in the off drop center, right, with Eric.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Eric is floored by the wave, and they're trying to like to code what it could mean.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena's a little bit obsessing.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then jump scare.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you ever write this up.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love the line.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved the line.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, no guy in the history of ever has ever has ever hated you.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you absolutely nailed that delivery.
• 13:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Eric, I love you, Eric, but you should know that Serena is need to be gasped up like that.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena's the type of girl that lots of men hate because she's done horrible.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, actually, we actually hear that later when Nate and when Nate goes, yeah, and that's the thing with Serena.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll never never gonna know where you stand.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, anyway, I think there are a lot of but hurt guys who would absolutely get in mind to tell you how much they hate Serena.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think Nate's one of them.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that we've met any of them yet exist, but we will.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, but we will.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, this is the horrible earlier jump scare of Jenny Humphrey's right red nail polish toast cross on her but we've talked about this for you and me on the podcast.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember I was going to black it out.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: We did what we put this scene and I remember when it happened and then when it happened it was so just a shocking is the first time.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is how you know it's a CW show.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: This
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: First of all, the first shot isn't even enough to give someone the benefit of the Dow.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or it's too much to even give someone the benefit of the Dow is what I mean.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not, it's not the first shot just has her feet in it.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like it's a wide shot and that's how Jenny's on the bed.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, her feet are in focus and Dan is not.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can basically see the camera reflection and her bright red nail polish.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like,
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: It is, it's very, it's so close to those family's neighbors.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they keep going back to it.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like, well, I'm good.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then later, we get the shot of three pairs of feet at once.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just like, who did this?
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who was the footfet I share?
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, I just horrible.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: But so Dan is now like pacing around, freaking out.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's ruined his lifelong dream of being way to our perfect for each other.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: because he's walking around the same exact thing.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's walking around the screen like, I'm the guy, I'm the guy who only gets one shot with a girl like that.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just like, Dan, you think you're number one, so much more interesting than you are.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and number two.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, you were,
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: You bother the fuck out of me.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: It makes his final gossip girl thing of his episode so funny to think that like, because he just does think he's so much more interesting and the last gossip girl line is like, and who's this boy with Serena?
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: His name is, oh, who cares?
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm lucky guy, just no Dan was like, yeah, there's a little old me.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just from Brooklyn, New York.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, um, like I wonder if he knows drama from back in the day, I don't think drama has a mention to him.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, so I don't think so.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, uh, Dan's decided he's got nothing to freaking lose.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: He'd not even has last shot of dignity.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's going to go talk to Serena.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's going to apologize for the way he's going to tell her how much he likes her.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he goes, and I'm going to hope for a second shot.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm going to get a second shot.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he goes, yeah, you are.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know you, I know you, I know you're gonna say that.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Little J, just like some of her line deliveries.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or crazy, or crazy, I'm like, this is borderline and Disney Channel show when it's YouTube.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cheyah, yeah.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cheyah, you are.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Cheyah, you are.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like, that's like, if Megan from Drake and Josh was, I was surprised.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was pleasant, was pleasant and Drake was like, I'm going to go score a date with this girl or Josh was like, I'm going to go score a date with this girl.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how Megan said.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how they would encourage a character like that to say the end of the course girl funny is getting America.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: She really works.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Forget she allegedly won that contest, you know, for these kid in America is a contest.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was a contest and she won it.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that's how she got what she got, what she got.
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's how she got what she got.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is that not the, well, how else?
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is that not the craziest thing of it, or what did she get?
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: School of Rock?
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: ever wanted.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: She got Megan on Drake and Josh.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: She got, like, really, she got the Disney's role.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just didn't want to hear a show about her.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's what she got.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's a call show of wasn't listening to me.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I have a line like until she turned into 13 until she turned into 13.
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, and that's famously how it goes.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because if somebody looks at me here, here's what I'm going to count myself.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her gosh, she is not, she's not the off right of the show.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she's not.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's been she's giving like she's giving three you know like Ari I like I'm so goofy She is the boring girl how do my random dancing she does the wave and it's like what's random about that you know like some people here happen to take the wave really seriously
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I got actually to the wife.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry that video of you.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's so funny.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: I have to post it now.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just don't think it will be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I will do it again I'm posting it.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Phoebe and all the for the free piece suit.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: What I can actually the wave I filmed on a digital camera so good.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, anyway
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where we go back to the off-strop center and I'm sorry.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really because Eric, I don't even know where we're talking about this.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: The last thing I need in my life right now is a guy.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: But she was so smart and funny and nice.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: she says nice and a really really weird way and then she says she goes Blair was so mean to me last night.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even know why, but we'll talk it out like we always do.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Actually, I'm going to go talk to her now on my case.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's not even like a part of you that's afraid that somehow she found out it.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I'm used to read it, I am always thinking Claire knows.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: It isn't the back of my head every time.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the time.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm reading it to every.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is a skill that's to read it.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you move it on our face?
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, she and Brad Pitt are missing the same sounds that everybody should.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm a matter of all in my Assingy.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I thought it was Mona for a second.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it would have been more Chronicles had it been Mona.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: True.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: So we're just flits in and out of people's life, causing damage and then is like she saw was that me and possible and we're actually subvert.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's yeah, she is she doesn't think terrible and then she's like, what does happen like she doesn't remember it at all So then we go to Blair after Serena's saying she's gonna go to Blair I'm gonna go to Blair and we immediately hear where say Serena better no better than to shore face around here Serena how to better just stay a way She reaches for a note from her mother that says went to Paris brunch at two where pearls
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Ellie me with my kid when we're when I'm not in Paris, we're not going to bro This is a bunny's Dorota's like bringing the girls heeping plates of waffles We're getting ready for brunch by the way.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is not seen very up
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: They don't want to eat in front of all the guys.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I guess that's true.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: The girls are like, I fucking love sleeping over a Blair's house and Blair's like, of course, do you know?
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are those kinds of Caroline, do you remember the charter's waffles?
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, of course, that gigantic Belgian waffles.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those were actually, because I'm not typically a waffle purse.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, like, I need waffles.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know where I know where I can get some poverty law from Brooklyn.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not typically a waffle girl.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think if someone asked you that was waffle or pancakes, one of the most boring questions you can be asked by the way, don't ask people that.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would say pink.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would say pink and don't especially don't ask me that if you ask me that I will look at your face I will say I'll do like a scoff and I'll turn on my heel and walk away.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'll never see me again Oh my god, do I look like a eat cobs?
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't answer that and I actually don't answer that and if I hear you even matter under your breath I'll kill you Sure, I will.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I have a waffle iron.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty awful.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: I use it as well
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: a web.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, guys, in case you guys are wondering, I am a pancake person.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: However, right now that I'm thinking I'm I'm pictureing under on this plate, the kind of waffles that we used to get from charterers and in that moment.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: What do you used to go to brunch ourselves?
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: We actually belong sorted past with brunch.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was actually the worst thing in the world.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: We were like having a sleepover or something.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then your mom texted you and was like, by the way, brunch at 10.30.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, here's the way.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, first one, a little bit first of your own problems as far as by what time this brunch is happening because
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got some gross question to PM.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But later later.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fairly noon.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Nate gets up at 10 30.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, I know you were waiting for hours and hours for Serena.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was before noon.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm there.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: And also Serena.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: How do we get all over the workplace and Lily you two?
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Portals.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Portals.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't realize there are portals in every single scene draw, but they're have to be.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair is hilarious here.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who my love and whom loves me?
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where I, I firmly believe Blair would be talking like this, even if it's not an audience of one.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about either.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Realizes Codion as are there.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: So good, a love sky high, okay.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, so um, she calls Nate.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate is so hungover at Chuck's poker chips and martini glasses all around.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Blair reminds him about brunch at the palace in the hotel.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: They are currently in by the way.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: What's the stress here?
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, oh, yeah, there's a go down the fucking elevator.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, okay.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, and then Chuck, we see waking up again in a pile of feet.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like the first 10 minutes of the episode.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I've
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm on that.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think you went to market this piggy went to the process.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm over it.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate, I don't like the implication that you were in the room while this was happening.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, and I, I always just like hate the ideals of like the pass around, like I'm like, I don't want to believe it, Nate, whatever, partake and something.
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, I do love how Chuck calls Nate in a fan y'all.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I, I think it's just a good little thing.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I, okay.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, well, I don't know.
• 24:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess I should wait to announce this.
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: I remind.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: doing something fun with Gilmore to say FYI.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: And there's a big chuck discussion that I think we'll have to get into more, but we can't until.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever the surprise is out there.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, Chuck's got his black eye still, of course.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: He clapped.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: double time ladies he's in little kid pyjamas though he is always giving little cut on crisis morning except for little kids spot of Satan vibes you know what I mean like if that little kid was a spot of Satan he is literally like candy cane soak pyjamas yes
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he always kind of is in like that kind of an outfit.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: But where's the personal style, my guy?
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, his scarf, of course.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: So first, he offers the women to nay.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Nate's like, well, can you bring coffee and water?
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it personals like, is this a fucking joke?
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then I realize the two women work at the hotel.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Chuck will be reporting to his father about how committed they are to the hospitality industry.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Of course.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes, well, yes.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's an eight comments on Chuck's black eye.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's a.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, Chuck, you never mess with the guys.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a good pop.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You really.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That could.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: That could be good.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm also like, well, how are you supposed to just avoid every single person was a brother?
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I mean, don't don't do what Chuck did to literally anybody on earth, but not being like never mess with the guy's sister.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like you guys don't even know who this fucking dude is.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's kind of a funny one.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what Chuck says.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I don't, I didn't fucking know.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, while they're having this conversation, Chuck is pouring, what I, what I can only hope is still water, Pelagrino, not Fizzy Pelagrino into a blender.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Same thing with Ray's economy.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Draw some of the central oils.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't even see him put spinach or fruit in there, but then suddenly he's making a green smoothie.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, he has pal green powder.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is, well, kind of a juicer, too, honestly.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a very weird.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: It has like a little spout.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like a dropper.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, I don't want to know.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let's go in there.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, Chuck's like, well, I'm going to fucking kill him, actually.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it goes, oh, because you kill people now.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: What are you going to do?
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Strangle him with your scarf.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I love that we're making fun of Chuck's scarf episode, too.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: They pretty much set the precedent right away.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is going to be, he's going to be the laughing stock of the upper east side with us.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Chuck says, don't mock the scarf Nathaniel.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's my signature.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, basically, they get to a point where Chuck says,
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: better of black eye than a broken heart.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Nate says what?
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even say anything about Serena.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, Nate, you are just constantly blowing your cover like it's fucking exhausting.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, Dan, by the way, I needed to be keeping Italian how many Brown jackets he owns because he is now changing into yet another.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, like, sort of jacket pop star up.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have to stop with the pop color.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, hey, brown jacket, pop color
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: and as he's walking out he's like by the way Jenny like if you need to talk to somebody about Chuck it's not me like let me know just actually very sweet until Jenny's like actually yeah I do need to talk to somebody wear balldorf so she is like following him out in the way out they pass through this who was coming home and making waffles
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: break screeching crash.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: I want to say we are two for two on episodes of Dan punching somebody namely Chuck.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're also two for two on Rihanna playing in the episodes.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: So like notes.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we go through for three?
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Nate calls the palace lobby and asks what room the van der Woodson's are in, while Serena is calling Blair because she's going to go to her house.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Blair is actually deleting all of Serena's calls.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: So this is going to be a disaster and we get another gossip girl quote.
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: She says, looks like the tables all set as soon as the guests arrive, we can start dishing.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Here's what's on the menu, I make it this like super quick flash through of all our main character spaces and like a little bit of a preview of what's to come That was definitely with a car crash the teaser that would play right after episodes of TV on the CW I mean epic epic teaser.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm hooked and totally freaking hooked So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: When did y'all hide go miss and where did y'all hide go miss and Runee isn't the first time Runee will be mentioned and it's not the last time
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is the first time, but it's not the last time as long as it was a mentioned blood.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it like a poster in Dan's room?
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: They go to a Rooney concert at some point.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like this band was really hoping gossip girl would sign their check to the top.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And did it on for a little bit?
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, maybe maybe.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like this song was everywhere.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But because they're showing, then I think they went nowhere.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: going the way fast but they were really all their eyes and you know unfortunately you can't all be the killers in an episode of O.C.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's just the truth you can't and you can't be the piercest in an episode of the gospel earlier of the gospel girl.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena's looking for her shoes, her Michelle Perry's her bright green pumps, which I just want to do when I say I know like she pronounced her Michelle Perry, and I'm sure that she's right.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: With the stuff, I also has Michelle Perry, and I'm like, okay, I see through this.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: But Serena's just like, Piss she has an unpack, she refuses to do that because they're living in the weekend.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, tell mom.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's Serena's Piss too.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're both best.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but Lily comes in and is like, maybe if you're fucking unpacked, you wouldn't have to ask me where every article of your clothing was.
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Serena's like, maybe if it could just be fine with the color of our walls at home, we wouldn't be living in a fucking hotel.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom, I think it feels like, okay, were they living here before she left because the concierge says at one point.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, one time she walked out that door and didn't come back for six months.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm also like, well, she famously was at boarding school for an entire year, too.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: So she's actually left enough comeback.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, guys.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in a full cat colon mode this episode.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I just, I'm, I'm portable.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm on the go right now.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And by that, I mean, I'm about to open a night coke, but I had to move my computer to do so.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, um, so Serenia's like mom, I said I go to this brunch.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: What more do you want for me?
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Lily's just so bother.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, you're my party girl.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: What has gotten into you?
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is just not like you to which Serenia replies.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it is like me.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe you don't know what I'm really like.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I, I just, this is where Lily Van der Woodson, although Serena may be an area.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Lily is certainly not an Ella because Lily, her eyes almost roll out of her goddamn head.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's just like she's so humorous bullshit and I love it where L.O.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: would be like, oh my god You think I don't know you know you sit sit right me quick diary and train Let's go through it together.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like that's how hello it's good just now, you know Yeah Lily is like a combo of VV and actually she's a combo of everybody but Ella
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, true.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a combo of Ashley, VV, and even Pam.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, really just not even a drop of Ella in there.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so then Lily asks about what to do.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was at one point in her life.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: uh uh uh uh, so you're right.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: But even then so much.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really sweet story.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not sustainable.
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is not for me.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Lily asks about the concert and it's really like, well, we never got there.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: We went to the case on the lips party.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I had this fight with Blair, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and she goes Sabrina.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: The more you hide yourself away, the more people think you have something to hide.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Serena goes, coming from someone who's keeping my brother in an institution, hey, Serena, he tried to kill himself.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's the safest place for him.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: But if he was here, he'd be going to this brunch too.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: And you'd be to clear it's not really a great place if you're having it off time mentally.
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, like, you'd rather jump out of this window than go.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: So why the fuck do you think Eric would be better off either here unsupervised and unstable or like going to these kind of events that you yourself hate?
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just thought that they would be for Lily Van der Woodson putting Eric in an institution and being a little bit private about it will never make sense to me.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm with you 100% Serena leaves the palace and Dan arrives at the palace and in the palace Lobby Dan has to approach the same guy as yesterday, which is when he found Serena's phone last episode and was like playing, he thought he was playing Prince Charming, but he forgot he was in his weird fucking.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: he forgot he's probably Brooklyn and so forgot we can smell and see the sheen of the Brooklyn water on him.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: He this guy's name is Dexter and Dan is still trying to be on his friend's charming shit and he's like hey Serena around and Dexter's like well you can wait for her and he goes she sure I won't be that long right hey what is it with guys thinking that like everybody should know where everyone's going along they're going to be shut up and that's where we get that limer he's like well one time she went out and didn't come back for six months but you can
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And the nay is taking the elevator runs into lily and why is he Loki in a touch.
• 32:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I didn't, I seen a touch later.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just feel like this bro, he wasn't at the top for any work.
• 33:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: But he didn't get dressed.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: It goes straight up.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which I think is weird.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I guess he doesn't live here.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I'm just close as you were to the, to the branch.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I guess we see him and Chuck.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Chuck and him leave.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: So he asks if Serena's there.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's also like, how long is she going to be?
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Lily Vinner, what's her room better?
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Keep her fucking nausea.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes, oh, Serena loves you.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think she's always had a little crush on you.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Of course, you and Blair are the perfect couple.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, that's kind of a strange thing to say to a child, isn't it?
• 33:33
  [UNKNOWN]: Don't.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: very, very weird.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and it is also going to wait.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we see Dan and says, had a feeling you'd be back and she says it almost with like a happy smile.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Dan is that the same thing.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a conversation.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours without seeing me and she goes, I was.
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Until now, I felt the same way, I was like, okay Lily, what's with this little knowing grin you're giving down?
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, oh, it's kind of tickling my fancy to see you in the palace, lobby.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, she kind of seems like she's getting a kick out of it almost.
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then she's like, you discussed me.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what is this switch up?
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very weird.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then the opposite happens.
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like at their conversation later.
• 34:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: A great.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then we get good guy Nate.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate looks at him like he's going to square up.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he's just like, heaven.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that's just like so Nate Archibalds of me.
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've got to have a tough moment and then he's like the set dude So Serena gets to players.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think this is the first shot.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: We really get of the wall dwarf entryway and oh my god is it stunning
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: The black and white checkered floor like so gorgeous.
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've got this curve.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: What would you call this?
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like a curb staircase coming in and Blair descends the steps in like essentially lingerie heels like she just looks so fabulous.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I just have to say like I know I'm an anti-serena beoch but like this scene reads as crazy to me.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: You showed up here.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know you tried to call her.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: You tried to get into
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: You brought two bones, so how do you know this brunch has happened in later?
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, what fucking time are you and is in all of them up earlier?
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: What time is it?
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: What time is it?
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: What time is it?
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Serena thought she could come over with pastries and a movie and you guys would have time before brunch should do all of this.
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Serena's like, come on, Blair, like,
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's our tradition, coffee, croissants, and breakfast, the Tiffany's, it's our Sunday tradition.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: And there's like, well, I have new traditions now.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I just want to say, hey, Serena, you kind of broke tradition when you left for a year and didn't tell anybody.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, why would you assume this is still the Sunday tradition if you guys haven't spoken about it?
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, this doesn't make sense to me when Serena says, it can't be a tradition of its new.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, hey, new since you left six months ago.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: a year ago there have been like 24 Sunday since that it's exactly what I'm saying like what do you mean like you you think this is still the tradition like have you been show oh have you been showing up every Sunday and no one's just been letting you in like I didn't realize and Serena like it's pissed off because Blair's fully giving her the silent treatment and again like I'm like at this point it still hasn't even popped in your head and maybe she knows something you don't want her to know Serena like that's still unfathomable to you Serena gets pissed off she breaks
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm really making an effort here.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought everything was good between us.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we get this amazing line and amazing line read from Blair.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes, it was.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Until I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's so good and Layton Meester has so many good moderates in this episode and also she does because she kind of does the The parts of Ariana's performance of Glenda that made it so good Layton Meester is able to do with Blair like the little micro expression.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does especially in the scene Like I love Blake lively, but I do feel like she's kind of one note in the scene of just like gasping and looking around whereas Blair is like
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: feeling a hundred different emotions on my body and to see her like running the emotional gamut on her face.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: She is out acting.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, ladies are pretty consistently out acts everyone.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's on screen.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: What if I feel like it's just so good?
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, so Blah, I mean Serena is completely dumb about it.
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if that was not the thing to say that was not good at her first thing she says is how did you find out that's crazy It's the first thing you say is I'm so fucking sorry, and then you do all that not who told you
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean, like, and then it's like classic when like iron bribe at moments like this in high school We're like, oh, we're like, where are you, where are you suffering your best friends boyfriend?
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, bitch, where I was Blair and someone's up with that I'm just getting, but like where I would find something out and I'd be like, bitch, I caught you Like don't try to get out of this.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I fucking caught you and instead of that person immediately folding and being like whatever They suddenly feel like they have a right to be mad at anybody for anything and they're like
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Girlfriend get behind me.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: You don't get to be mad at her because they would never be anything to tell me They did the right thing.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: You would want her to tell you bitch.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm saying like I just always baffled me.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god People are so inept socially and then Serena is like I don't know to say and Blair says don't bother saying anything at all and then they stand up and Blair says I always amazes you were a war but I never took you for a liar and I'm like really
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena rolls her eyes and I'm like, I knew both of those things about her pretty quickly.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've found them out from my go-go.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how, I guess Serena just always like owned her bullshit before.
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: She was like, yeah, that's me, party girl Serena, like whatever, but...
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena rolls her eyes and I'm just like, there's no I roll there.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's actually no opportunity for an I roll there girlfriend.
• 39:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: So we get another her Blair goes, you do go away to fix this.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stay away.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're done here.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you do see something click in Serena where she's also now done playing nice, it clicks for where that's before, but then once we see Serena and Blair talk.
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: The next time that they have an actual interaction with each other, we're getting a serene that we haven't seen yet, but it does seem everybody else kind of aware of.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, true.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: And also, I feel like Blair is low key getting like the six out of this faction out of this because now it's like she has hired ground.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she has decided she's okay with it.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're okay with Nate.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right, you're back.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought my like social standing was being threatened.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought my boyfriend was threatened.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: And now I have all the chips like I am in the best possible position or at least that's how she has to like look at it to protect herself from how bad that actually flocking hurts.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: So.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jenny now appears at Blair's house on invited for Blair.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, what is it?
• 40:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who is letting all these probably in the middle?
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I imagine this is actually the worst.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, imagine she fully was about to take her like robe off and everything get in the shower.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she, she, like, and then it's not on the way.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: She treats us in.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Little Jessica Blair.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine how Boocerena and then she's to come down and then it happened to have Jenny because she's come down.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: And look at what she's wearing.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it takes a minute.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a good end.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's how bad it is.
• 40:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 40:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair comes out, what do you want?
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jenny's actually here just to return Blair's calligraphy materials.
• 40:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, of course, Blair had calligraphy materials.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that's what she's applied to anyway.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm sorry, why is this kind of sweet?
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because last episode, Jenny's like, oh, yes, some girl and my calligraphy class, my art class, said that some my calligraphy thought it was really good.
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: And said that if I address something on the lip second half one, why is it kind of cute that Blair's like in that class?
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And like, notice Jenny's calligraphy and was like, hey, like, what, I don't know why the calligraphy
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's my grasping of straws here.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but it you do love to dig deep with Blair and find the things that you could love about her.
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some of us don't have to dig that deep.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was thinking about Blair.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, it wasn't.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just am noticing things I never noticed.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: So then Blair's like, oh, you want to know what Chuck Bass is saying about you?
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we do get a line here that sort of like admits it's like the show admitting that they know what happened last episode was like not okay, you know what I mean because that is the thing is it's like almost the way that we had to do with Ezra where it's like, okay, well you kind of have to get on board with Ezra because if you don't you're going to have a very unfulfilling watch.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: You kind of have to like start thinking of seed like episode one Chuck is like kind of a different person or you're just never going to like Just a boy Well mostly, I mean, I don't know he's obviously a bad like does a lot of bad things, but like in terms of like Like for me it's like unforgettable.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: She likes actually assault somebody.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and that's not really happening like in the rest of the world.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess that's true
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's like the things that he does are still bad, but it's like it's not like him's trying to sexually assault two people in one episode.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we know like because the writer said he was supposed to be all bad.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then we had to like figure out you have to like find a way to root for
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: him and Blair, you know, just like you have to find a way to root for Aryan, Ezra, or you feel like you do.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, so what Blair says though is that Chuck likes to brag about his conquest, not his victims.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So not much word on the street about Little J, they go up.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair decides she's going to let Jenny help her get ready for brunch and they start walking up the stairs and Jenny says nice flowers and Blair says they're hydrangeas It's almost it's almost implying to little Jay sweet little Jay probably doesn't really even know what hydrangeas are yeah That hydrangeas are flowers
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I know it is like, because it's not like their Blair's favorite flower.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: We know she loves it because there are other flowers in the case.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like we see just a bouquet of just hydrangeas.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, well, what I one thing I will say is that so they're clover hydrangeas, which are green.
• 43:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: And those are like the rarest ones and then the most expensive ones.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm like, it could have been a little bit of like, I'm sure you've never, you didn't take guys those water hydrangeas.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not the prettiest hydrangeas.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I agree.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think blue ones are the prettiest.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: the green ones are like the rarest.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I used to think green ones turned into the other ones.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like if you, I know I used to too.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: If you go to Trader Joe's and they have Clover Hydrangeas, you'll notice they put like two stocks of them and a thing and it'll be like, you know, eight or $10 or something whereas like if you want blue or white hydrangeas, they'll like stuff it.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it'll be like seven bucks or something.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: There are a lot more expensive and I think it's one of the, it's almost like one of those things where it's like,
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes the more understated things are like the wealthy people like those the most and that's actually like signaling You know what I mean where it's like even though to me and like those look like they're like not right You know what I mean, but like but to those who know it.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, almost like a status symbol And so I feel like that's what's happening here like she's been sizing Jenny up She's like I can shape you I can train you Those are hydrangeas, but you didn't know and I don't know it's it's an interesting line
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: there's so many ways you could look at it, but it's a hilarious response.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I would love to talk to a writer and be like, what was what did you mean by those?
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because it like is interesting to me.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, Lily's so fucking funny.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Lily coming out of this cab putting on massive almost like cloud goggles glasses with her ivory outfit, meeting Rufus yet again.
• 44:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she goes, just coffee, I'm not staying long.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to get out of here before somebody throws me down and tattoos me.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, that's so funny because she has a bunch of tattoos that are the spam that's Pam Field with the quip of VV Hastings.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it is with like the style of Ashley Mary made That's what it is.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like the pieces of each of them.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's just so and it's also funny Because it's like you know, she's like secretly loving that she has excuses to come to Brooklyn and like revisit who she was You know what I mean?
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm almost in anonymous here like
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like she like has that vibe.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like she's always going to a little smirk.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we're always going to look like little not the warped tour.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's also funny.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Did you ever go to the warped tour?
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was just talking to someone.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think Amber about this.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Amber?
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well Amber did not go.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: I must have been Amber who was talking to Amber was like,
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was talking to somebody about the warp store and I was like, it was always kind of like the edgy kids went and I was like, God, I want to go, but I'm so terrified because there was like, moshng and like smoking cigarettes and beat up converse and I was like, I don't know if they'll be able to sniff me as an outsider from a mile away.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, also can we talk about how ridiculous roof is looks?
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's not freaking trooper again.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess, okay, thank you for noticing the necklaces.
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: I wrote some weird necklaces.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's wearing a brown pinstripe suit coat with purple lining, and it's cough so you can see the bright part as like he thinks he's prints, and then a blue plaid shirt.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then I'm like, you look, and his hair, I'm sorry.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: He looks ridiculous.
• 46:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can't.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they start time up fate.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He remembers Lily's coffee order, which I'm like,
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I think if I'm reconnecting with someone after 20 years, I'm not going to confidently say to the Marista when I think they're coffee orders, why is that like what's hot about roof as though for Lily, you know what I mean where it's like is it is I think I would have said it before I was actively speaking to the Marista.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe, but it's like, okay, high-risk hyper-work, you know?
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like Ruby doesn't want to melt that.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's like, it doesn't go well.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, Lily, you've changed.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And if it does go well, it's like, I know you better than you know yourself, you know?
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, it's like, I just have to say, like, Rufus and Lily, I do, I just, they were meant to be together.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you can just tell.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do they end up together?
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't say that because that's that's something special.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we'll find out.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lovely.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Love you.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Do they end up together?
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't answer that.
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Something special for people to find out.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just mean like spoiled or major thing about the show last in the first episode.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we were like, but there's so many little things to follow that is there.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are that big of a spoiler really.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm trying to do a better job of not spoiling the things that are fun.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: To not have spoiled.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've watched his thing 15 times.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: There are things that still like could be spoiled for me.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: That I still like that.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: But it happened to me true.
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: That is so unlike you.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: What I will say is that it is really fun watching it with this level of intensity because like there are just so many things that
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: I did not really pick up on other times, but it's funny because you and I are picking up all the same things like we are watching.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: We have fully figured out how to watch Jean-Drom as the exact same way.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've got it on the science.
• 48:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, but what's funny is that Lily has called him for coffee, Lily initiated this meeting because there is quote and emergency.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: The emergency is just Dan and Serena going on a date.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, because what if we have a go out at a god roof?
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, that's like secretly what she's thinking.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, we can't possibly be dating and have our children as siblings and dating.
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, she's just funny.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: They mentioned fate and how she's like, something bad brought us together, and he's like, but fate nonetheless.
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus is like, you're falling for me again.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Whoa, and he goes, mosh, he's got better taste than you.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like they just, and so good their banter is so good.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's perfect.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like they wanted to try and give us Lilian Rufus level banter with Serena and Dan and sorry, never gonna have a ban.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: They don't have a ban.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, they don't got it.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: They've got it like that.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Lilian Rufus got it like that.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't even like Rufus, but I can admit when I've been busted.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus is like, oh my gosh, you're seeing someone.
• 49:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is he married?
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of your type, your type, Jesus, my God.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's not letting her get a word.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm with all another job.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she goes, not really.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm worried about Esturina.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan is at a distraction, and Rufus goes, Dan is probably exactly what Esturina needs.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which might be true, but still.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: And now that you're doing, mixed Austin by you already.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Dan is now finally leaving the palace.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's decided he's over waiting for Serena.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it was giving to me that Nate and him were like, well, two, got some fresh fucking air.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wait.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: gate interesting because it was giving to me that Nate was like, you know, I'm just going to go and he left and in there and came out here to wait where Dan couldn't see him anymore because it like got awkward waiting there together.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: And now Dan was like, okay, fine.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to go to and comes out and finds that Nate is actually still waiting there for something is not in there.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so like what are you guys like, well, no, Dan says, what were you doing here?
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: What were you coming here to talk to Srinet about?
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate has a million more reasons to talk to Srinet.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but Nate and Nate came up with one.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, I was in the neighborhood.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you decided to wait for hours for the scroll because you were quote in the neighborhood.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate, why don't you just go back to Chuck's suite?
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and just a wait up there for sure.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe Chuck's up there doing some things before some free run jacks to the DC doesn't want to go out.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's a sock on the door and
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, not that Chuck gives a fuck, he loves an audience.
• 51:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate asked Dan the same thing, and Dan says, uh, yeah, I was nowhere near the neighborhood.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's when Nate is like, so what's going on with you, too?
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys like, dating with the hell.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, I don't know.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, uh, I don't know.
• 51:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he, like, Well, Katrina, he says it.
• 51:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We could chill away first, and then he doesn't get an existential crisis.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's even really exciting.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he says it again.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you're going to work.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, like, dang, relax.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Nate says, that's where we get our, let's, Katrina with her, you'll never know.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then Chap comes out looking ridiculous in a lime card again, and a white polo pop collar.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, the lime card.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, then check comes out and out for the perfectly matches with Phoebe's wearing as we speak you guys not a popped color, but I did want I had I had this I guess it was maybe more from midgreen cardigan with nails right that may be Navy whales on it and I wore that with the with the vineyard runs white polo.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I named brand dropping like crazy.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't notice any whales on his so I guess you guys aren't complete in total twins.
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but the color scheme.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: the same, which I think is kind of what you were roasting.
• 52:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also he's very black waiters, which I think at the time, we're the sunglasses I opted for.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those, or I had the, for my confirmation, I got a pair of Rayband club masters, which were way too small for my face famously, but I existed on where I was.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Godly as gift you can get after your confirmation.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, to, to, to, to blind myself from the holiness that follows me.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, everywhere.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: God, mama's just so freaking
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because my name I chose.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: What did you choose?
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've never talked about this.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just kind of like...
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: uh, and like no one come for me, like I just kind of always like new from the gaco that catholicism wasn't really my bag, and I didn't really take it super seriously, and I'm not, I'm not shitting on Christianity.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just booketholicism, not my thing, which was further solidified by I get a priest, the Vatican telling me to go to hell, but famously I'm a
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I need a shirt that says I've reached the Vatican told me I was going to help.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like I need a shirt that says that.
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: New merch.
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one, the first one
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: And you want to know why, and you want to know what made him say this, because I said, let's be father for I've said it's been a while since my last confession.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he said a while how long and I said,
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: couple of years.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then I got struck.
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he was like a couple of he like choke on his whole water.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: A couple of years.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: He was, um, do you at least go to church at least once a week?
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, great.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now it's a lot of them down again.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, and he's like, he's like, what could have made you straight from Jesus like this?
• 54:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: What could have made you fall, fall, victim to the devil?
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so yeah, and he also told me that some of my loved ones were going to be trapped and they were depending on me.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I started going to church to get them out of purgatory.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just like, that's a lot of pressure to, I just got buried, like I'm happy.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he made me come out of the thing and you're looking at him face to face.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sobbing by the way.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he puts on a sink,
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, the gods have to view walking out of the conventional crying and him pooling a hey name five artists name five stars First of all, he made me come out.
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, I thought I was up to me like I thought I got to choose how I talk to you about my say everybody I know pretty sure it is pretty sure it is pretty sure it is my sense the best part isn't it goes okay.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, what are your sit what what are your sins and I was like
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's like, wait, can someone pull up a chair for me?
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe an ottoman.
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be in a no-pad.
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's going to be a coffee and somebody to hold my eyes open.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to be here all night.
• 55:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Actually, I don't think I'll need anything to hold my eyes open.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to be wide fucking away.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I literally was like, I might as well have been married Catherine Gallagher and they're thrashing my body against it.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I was saying I'm not a slut and might as well have been like my confession at best beat delivered is a monologue from my movie like that's how he treated me.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even get to my sins.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: We just got past me not not going to church enough and then he was like, he's like, oh, there's a beat on anything more to kill somebody.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, how many bodies have you buried, you fucking freak and that's when I said I actually don't have any sense.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: because fuck you, I'm not telling you now, and actually that was the most real thing I ever did is not be too scared and just tell, I said, I don't have any.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not telling you.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you kidding me?
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: But like crazy.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: That is the craziest thing about that.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: When I tell some people, they're like, why the fuck would you like think you should go to confession in the Vatican?
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, I don't know because I've got like guilt because it was in the Vatican and I was like, well, maybe because you're like most Catholics were supposed to be welcoming
• 56:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like every priest, even though I think it's actually criminal that they make like second graders brainstorm all their sins and then go like tell an old guy.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think that's crazy Second graders have an actually really commit any sins, by the way.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, some have, but not me.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I think that's crazy because it instills immediately like you should be scared.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like immediately they're like fierce part of the equation here.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to the Catholic Catholicism.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I think if they're going to, if they're going to do something, they need to do a better job.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: But teaching life, that's actually not it.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I got fear.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, and I know that it's, I know that, like, it's a good thing that you're saying to those, I know.
• 57:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: People teach you that they need to do a better job.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think second grade is too young.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I really do.
• 57:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think that should be something that you have to wait to do a little bit.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I don't think it's right.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I think that, like, yeah, that's the thing is, like, I was in the Vatican.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, okay, I literally remember thinking to myself, and like, Phoebe's like a good Christian.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think you don't really claim Catholicism, right?
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't go to Catholic church, no.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: but we were both confirmed and like I remember thinking of myself in the Vatican we just saw this tour it was so amazing I was so moved by it and I was like
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: something just was like, I literally thought I was being called to like go to confession.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, I just sat there and I'm on my honeymoon.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, this would be the answer.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so exciting about this.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, to go do it.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like a Phoebe was here.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: She would do it.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she would tell me to go for it.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: And like because I thought a little imposter syndrome was like maybe it's bad, but I was like, isn't that the point that like it's come as you are?
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I should be able to just like, that's why it's here.
• 57:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And the fact that it literally was so
• 58:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: It resulted in me having this tale that's how I was like, well, that's it.
• 58:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, and it's such a lost opportunity, like, honestly, exactly.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the issue there.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I understand it was a gift and I was like, that's actually like a perfect way to start my marriage, you know?
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: And maybe if it had gone really well, I would have been like, you would have gone to mass.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I might have been like, okay, like, I would really like us to like reinvest in our faith, but unfortunately, I had the opposite effect.
• 58:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: And that's really a shame.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: So enough about that.
• 58:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: And what you never told your name was.
• 58:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Kiara.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't like it?
• 58:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, where the hell did that come from?
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Same trouble.
• 58:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: But what did she do?
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see.
• 58:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm out of touch now.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I never know what I think.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like Patrick, what did she do?
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is going to piss Caroline off so bad.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: What Francis?
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgia.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're such a fucking brown noseer for that and you know that and you actually know it, baby.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god Well, thank you.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know she's Irish hang on St. Kiara in Irish virgin perfect Not by a chosen or I was like mom.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm chosen.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's an Irish virgin.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let me show my little Her feast days October 16th Scorpio.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: She died in 680
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, she was, uh, you could feel it, however you want, you could, well, not whoever you want.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's okay.
• 59:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I wish I had known.
• 59:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I could do C, H, I, I, I, I, because I would have done that because then I would even see C, C, but I did with the K. Um, and, uh, she was a holy woman and she found it
• 59:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: So like, what's wrong with that?
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: And but mama's mad at me because she was like, I know you just chose that because like, it was just like, you're trying to be goofy or whatever.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Choosing Kira as your name.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, what's goofy about that name?
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Literally for my confirmation name, what's good.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: But it was like, I wasn't really, but then I was like, oh, she's Irish.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was actually perfect.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: back of the show, um, thanks for going to church with us, you guys.
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: So blah, blah, blah, Chuck is looking ridiculous.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's the point.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: If he's just for Easter Sunday, he's just working fashion with the Vatican and Nate, this is really good.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Guy Nate can't help but be it.
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: He does not want Chuck to see Dan.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: He like even though he and dad is like here to like buy for literally.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like you're outside.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're talking to a neighbor that you know your dog doesn't like We're all that riles your dog up your dog comes with a door your dog your dog This is giving mom and mom and dad a Sunday afternoon.
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, just pause your dog Mom and dad on Sunday afternoon mom doesn't have the dogs mom is outside taking like the trash out Dad come up with an orthodoxy fucking idiot Mom is talking to Mrs. Connoy who was cocoa with her
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're not even, just like a person.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me better.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're actually perfectly right in how to be another dog fist for the story to work and be be a metaphor for for what's happening in your but Chuck Dan and Nate.
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually better that there's not another dog.
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, dad, any dad comes to the not the dad thing?
• 1:01:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, well, this is actually the first episode dad's ever listened to when he heard that.
• 1:01:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he said, click, he's not off.
• 1:01:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dad comes to the door and somehow both dogs get out.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: And mom has suddenly just got, wait, just got
• 1:01:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: your podcast is garbage for me.
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, what?
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dad's dad isn't looking at where the dogs are.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dad opens the door to come say hi to Mrs. Conway, but his holding the door open and the red door is open.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's the door.
• 1:01:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: The dog has baby and devil comes running out.
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now suddenly mom is Nate Argeport on situation having to hold.
• 1:01:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
• 1:02:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mrs. Conway.
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't say check because if we're going to think my dog
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, but I'm saying, like, fast.
• 1:02:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: She means in this situation, Sid is truck, mom is neat.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mrs. Conneway is down.
• 1:02:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:02:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: The amount of saliva I have to generate and hold in my mouth so that I can control it around.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: To make that in a way is, I don't even think Sid's doing that.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think Sid is able to just like, move his jaw around in a way that makes that way.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's as though he is like foaming with them.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: It sounds like what you imagine.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: The rabbit dog foaming at the mouth looks not like.
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: The other night with me at the knee and Caroline were up and said comes we were up girls said comes into the sun room after he's put himself to bed and he's ready for us, but he's ready for all
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Did I?
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, and he said he's like, talk tech.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: No way.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is that bad?
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I will never let you out.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think hitting his clock, I think is what I said.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, Dan is like, oh, good, Chuck's here.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let's fucking go again.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: What is it?
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're hotel.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he goes, oh, actually, it is.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then Chuck is like, got into the curb with the rest of the trash.
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Dan's like, hey, a trash?
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I live in Brooklyn.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, not the Ozarks.
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, don't put that on the Ozarks either.
• 1:03:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he goes, no offense.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Those arcs started to evolve.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, Dan, you will never be as good as Nate's all probably.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: So the Nate talks truck down.
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan goes your black eye.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Looks a little lonely again.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's addicted upon people in the face right now.
• 1:03:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Dan, Nate and truck leave.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I bet Nate is like, wait, why haven't you been helping you if you're going to say shit like that?
• 1:03:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate, her channel is like, wait a minute, let's fucking tag team this motherfucker.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair is trying on the blue dress her mother left for her for brunch.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Jenny is just, I mean,
• 1:03:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Chill.
• 1:03:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is just Hannah Mary blue.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: They love this pretty Hannah Mary in this blue.
• 1:03:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and royal.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Bright shunny's like, oh, oh, oh, that is a beautiful dress I've ever seen in person.
• 1:04:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, Blair, you look high.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Beautiful like Jenny can't get over it.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Blair's like it's fucking average takes it off full on dry underneath.
• 1:04:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I was like, and this is how a 16 year old girl dresses.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: What about it?
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: kills me, and that's what Caroline believed.
• 1:04:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Under Caroline's junior year for his school outfit, full Blair Wanda, who I just felt.
• 1:04:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm wearing under my thruffles that are like, I do my romper stick out, but okay, it's what you are supposed to wear.
• 1:04:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: What I wore to school that day?
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I thought that was like a Shorthy first and last I may have ever wore a romper.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what's worse because here's a thing with my kaboos with my big ass But the romper was going right up there giving bathing suit like for release getting girls a romper might be great Might be a great solution might be less lottie not for me now for girls not for anyone that's got baby got back Oh, be ready.
• 1:04:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got a little fat, but I'm sorry.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I told me like like that shit
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do love the concept that Blair who is so virgin and like is scared to have sex is walking around her house and full-on Well, that's not exactly the irony of it.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's she's signaling so much that she's something that she's not She's not she's almost on the bed for some fucking reason, but then she brings that up later to Serena that like
• 1:05:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: sex actually matters.
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Some of us, which is like, well, but I think she like with Serena Serena's one person, she's never been able to be that person with like Serena's right through who Blair is.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair's about dolls.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jenny picks up a cabbage patch.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Kid doll.
• 1:05:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jenny commits the ultimate sense.
• 1:05:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes, oh my god.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: My brother, you still have one of these.
• 1:05:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Pissing with Sadrick.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: And there's like your brother's name is Sadrick.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she goes, no!
• 1:05:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: His cabbage patch dolls name with Sadrick.
• 1:05:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: My brother's name is Dan.
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: And this is when Blair realizes, oh my god, your brother went out with Serena last night.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: She fully can't hide that she's shocked and then she's like, opportunity.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you friends with Serena?
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Jenny, well, I don't have a problem with her, but if someone did have a problem with her, I wouldn't have a problem with that either.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Blair's like, okay, cool.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, actually, why don't you have the dress that I just insulted?
• 1:06:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't actually take that.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: It looks much better on you.
• 1:06:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: You've got a Hannah Marin vibe to you.
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure you'll find some way to repay me.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Jenny thinks her, and she's like, thanks for the dress and the other thing.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, Blair didn't really give you any
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: real advice with Chuck, but Blair goes, look, if you want to be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk, and you need to decide if all this is worth it.
• 1:06:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yikes.
• 1:06:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: We go to Brooklyn challenge.
• 1:06:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's tracing the the circular stone stepings in the in the courtyard of the palace and Serena in the him literally run into each other as he's embarrassed in the fuck out of himself.
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: have to say too.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: We didn't mention Serena's outfit, but this is when I feel like iconic what the fuck are you wearing?
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: It gives like something, it's in the spirit of something I would have worn in college and mom would have hated.
• 1:06:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I wouldn't have worn exactly this, but it was like the idea of nothing matching, couldn't be shaker to me.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's wearing like Daisy Duke Jean shorts.
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Over the knee, black, swayed boots.
• 1:07:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: a like peplum style white floral like tank with a brown cardigan over at hair super messy humongous bag.
• 1:07:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Humongous Hannah Maran style bag.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Crazy.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan goes, I was in the neighborhood give her drinks up any blocks and she's like, oh, this is what I love about you.
• 1:07:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: You fucking doorkk.
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, and they apologize and like they're going to go get food or something until Lily Van der Witzen walks up and over here.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm going to go, I'm sorry.
• 1:07:39
  [UNKNOWN]: Good!
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's time for brunch.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ooh!
• 1:07:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan's still here.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Dan is ready to get Serena to brunch.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily, soon realizes, so that means...
• 1:07:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Three Musketeers, three Amigos, Milliman or Woodson, three Nirvana or Woodson, and Dan Humphrey.
• 1:07:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Humphrey?
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was hoping you would just fucking let it go.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, never will, never will, never will.
• 1:08:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just stones are displaying, and I think it's a good turn to mention that our mom had a real obsession with Jost Stone growing up.
• 1:08:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I need a little love in at least two times a day.
• 1:08:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: So don't let me come and buy better run, and I'll win.
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: When mom would like to show her face with music, it would be so funny.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: To their man, I love that part, that could do the face.
• 1:08:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to you, you'll be changing all your pants.
• 1:08:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I won't say now, I won't say yeah, yeah, I won't say so say I know what you're thinking best, you're telling me babe Tell me how you feel That is the mom's hair it's on This time, and mom used to go Go, mom used to go, go You sound like Jostel Little little lovin' every single note as I Anyway, I'm
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: here we get the people painted a statues were getting the lay of the land of brunch everyone's wearing like wait in yellow i remember loving serena's dress here she's wearing like this white like i want to call this a pina force i don't know if it changes what is a pina force style we don't have any clothes in that hotel room that belonged to mr. eric but they're kind of a demon well he's in his nicest brown jacket so yeah bro this one is a mom and mom and don't even think about touching a heron
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what she said to Lily.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't even, I love, I love us about him.
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love what he looks like.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan, you're perfect.
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll wear this stupid thing, but I'm not ironing it.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: No way, I'm not ironing this, Mom.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: I like it, wrinkled.
• 1:09:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we're in perfectly perfect.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: She says it, Dan, but I did love her dress.
• 1:09:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like this white dress with sequins and floral embroidery.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Blair's horrified.
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: and gossip grows as looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite for destruction that is.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they walk right into the fucking camera and there's then the music starts to warp and like not even like it's not even like they split the camera.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pen badly walks straight into the camera and stops.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and they don't they didn't like edit it in a way where I think it looks smooth at all.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well I'm running a letter.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, we're back at the loft.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Rufus is playing guitar and okay.
• 1:10:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's funny that dad was like daddy.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I hate to say it's his daddy Hastings.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like one of the most evil characters and pretty little iris that we were always like daddy Hastings is on this Chris Colnabime.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Rufus is dad's other half.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Inside every man are two wolves.
• 1:10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Peter, he's seen it and ruined his room for me.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Being wild, Wayne feels is actually in the military and so was our father and we haven't even given it like, yeah, nah, there's a little bit of Wayne and him, but Wayne was way too serious.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wayne was way too young, Batman Bruce Wayne vibes Wayne, he'd be like, Emily, there was nothing.
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't do for you.
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:10:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no.
• 1:10:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: As much as dad might mean that I might be true, I've never heard him say it.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, but also, Wayne's like two like my little girl, like that's like, you're not a little girl.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're a full grown adult woman and you have a job and you have a job and you need to be serious.
• 1:11:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let's have a Marilyn more of Jackie.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Never mind just kidding.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, it was so cute.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you still look pretty is so cute?
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Was that so cute?
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Did you hear that?
• 1:11:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing beats nothing beats KK at dinner.
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Looking, it's like, it's all she's been thinking this all night.
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline looks at her.
• 1:11:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have like a sweet little moment.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And KK goes, wait, can I just say it?
• 1:11:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I'm gonna eat this delivery perfect with what she's not because it's crucial.
• 1:11:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I had taken a nap.
• 1:11:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love I make up on cause I was like, it's more work than it's worth to like, take the makeup off cause then I'm gonna want to redo it.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, so it's just like I'm not doing it.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever everyone knows what I was doing tonight.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Except K-K.
• 1:12:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Except apparently K-K who I'd like shown photos to so K-K and I are like sitting next to each other at Thanksgiving And I look over and her and like me the stupid a moment I was like, I love you K-K and she goes, oh, I love you too So, but what's going on with your face?
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh, oh my no, I'm a mushroom makeup She was do we need to take her to the doctor
• 1:12:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: It had like faded so it literally looked like I just had like, like rat, rat, rat with like white spots.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: She was like holy shit.
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay guys, like getting up the courage to mention to me that like, there's something wrong with my face.
• 1:12:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so but that's going on with your face.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's so funny.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, okay.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Jenny comes home with a dress.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's a girl.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is a thank you gift from Blaritz and Eleanor Waldorf.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then she goes, hi, is the farmer's market open?
• 1:12:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, she walks to she goes, hey, has the song coming.
• 1:12:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Rufus goes, I think I need more coffee.
• 1:12:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like coffee, need more coffee.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Need more coffee.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: These fingers are moving as fast as they used to.
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they're going to have this whole comment about the dress and she's like, this is why you don't wear dresses and he goes, among other reasons, and then she brings up the farmer's market.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I thought you didn't want to go anywhere with you.
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're losing her bad dad.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, you're very, you want to see my me and the 90s are so back.
• 1:13:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: So we're at the buffet line.
• 1:13:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Breakfast looks fucking amazing.
• 1:13:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate gets to read us attention across the room.
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, Dan, let's go talk.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about his ability to raise children.
• 1:13:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Bart knows brunch.
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like, hello, this is the upper side.
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, we want to let's sit down and might as well say, I have to go.
• 1:13:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she makes an excuse to go talk to Nate.
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Chuck is staring at Dan.
• 1:13:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: They have like a stair off.
• 1:13:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we finally meet Bart pass.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he asks, he honestly is giving like maybe a dad who cares about a son, at least just smidge in the scene.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because he asks, Chuck about his back eye is a girl.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: You in trouble, Chuck's like only of my own making.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Again, thank you for acknowledging.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this year's off.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is Bart off.
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: He goes, I do all of this for you.
• 1:14:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: This party is for you.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I want you to network.
• 1:14:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I want you to meet people, so maybe you can fucking do something with your life and make some change.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: And we have a hilarious little moment here where Chuck is like, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then he says something about rehiring the statue girls.
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: They've been hired before.
• 1:14:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is not their first gig with the last family, because he's like, why do you think I do all of this?
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck goes, oh, well, I just thought it was for the open barn rehiring the statue girl.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I love that little, it's like a hilarious little thing.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, these are their favorite thing to get for brunch.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess every brunch, these women are here.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Bart says, lose a scotch.
• 1:14:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's barely noon.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I wrote here, too.
• 1:14:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought brunch was that, too.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe he needs us like barely past noon.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: And like AB, that's even too early to drink from like it's fucking brunch.
• 1:14:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it's a little much.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think I don't think we need any brown liqueur before the, before it's on those down.
• 1:15:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're Taylor.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, Dan home free goes like this.
• 1:15:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can make deals with the devil because my dick's big I hate almost and I hate this.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: I hate this term So I didn't write it in my notes when I almost wrote like knee and Dan's whole thing is a good dick measuring contest Totally until they become beat best days So Nathan Serena are talking like right outside the brunch and Nate's like I need to talk to you Serena goes actually I need to talk to you which means you can listen
• 1:15:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I can lose her.
• 1:15:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.
• 1:15:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: He hands her like an old fashioned like secret garden S. Key and he's like the key to Chuck's sweet.
• 1:15:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just his talk.
• 1:15:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, just to say it doesn't look like that old It doesn't look like a hotel room key at all.
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: It looks like it's the key to my raw iron.
• 1:15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it doesn't Is it because it's a prop key?
• 1:15:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it was like a metal key like a silver key
• 1:16:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the old 21.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Phoebe, because the same key that chants to Blair, it's like a house key.
• 1:16:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not the one that Nate has.
• 1:16:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I will prove it to you.
• 1:16:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you.
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:16:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: So back in the brunch.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now, if you see thing again, great.
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just got to know.
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not really actually made that up.
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That I'm see.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know I'm a horror, but I am a lawyer.
• 1:16:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know that, but you can't be one without the other so true.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: So the captain, Captain Archibald is complimenting Blair, asking about her mom, of course.
• 1:16:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: She wants to talk business, and Nate comes up to like, have a sweet moment, get Blair, refill kiss her head, and Captain Falls and he's like, I'm really pleased with the Blair situation introduces Nate to somebody who's like, got a good, you know, summer internship thing going.
• 1:16:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: At which point Chuck comes to Blair and Blair is like, I'm fucking pisses arena.
• 1:16:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: I told her not to come here and he goes, oh, are you worried about Nate?
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And this is where Blair finds out that Chuck knows as well.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: So he will fucking know this and try to know what you think.
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what you need to do to get his attention and then Chuck gives Blair a key to his sweet.
• 1:17:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: He goes, here's the key to my sweet Nate's heart and your eternal happiness.
• 1:17:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm honored to play a small role in your deflowering.
• 1:17:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he dokey!
• 1:17:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Blair goes to get me.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like, what are you doing right now?
• 1:17:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: How about me?
• 1:17:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: all of these lines like the line last episode where she's like, I'm ready to do this.
• 1:17:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It hit here.
• 1:17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm like, okay, these are lies, the blue thing.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do we all serve the bathroom mirror, be like, that's the hottest thing I could say.
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Practicing in her long drive.
• 1:17:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, making out hot and heavy me elevator, I'm like, Nate, how can you even focus on kissing Blair when you know what to be waiting in this suite?
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm also like, how if you don't realize what room you're going to.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, all right, because he doesn't know he's like, where are we going?
• 1:17:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Where do you think they're back in the truck suite, Serena goes, Nate, if I'm Serena, I'm just going really, that was a good Serena.
• 1:18:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much.
• 1:18:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I won't try to do it again.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Great.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, not going to.
• 1:18:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't embarrass us all, please.
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, why didn't Syria just hide in the closet?
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Go behind the door.
• 1:18:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Literally.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, sorry.
• 1:18:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Syria, you did that on purpose.
• 1:18:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you, you, you know, you were the door open and immediate saliva being swapped.
• 1:18:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You look at the closet.
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: You saw the back of Blair's head.
• 1:18:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: You knew, like, what did it?
• 1:18:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so then we get a gossip grow quote spotted.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then be hot and heavy in the halls of the palace hotel, only to find us already waiting.
• 1:18:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sparks were
• 1:18:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, there we go.
• 1:18:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Serena is mad because Nate told Blair that he wouldn't speak to Serena.
• 1:18:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Serena is like, you set that up?
• 1:18:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, yes, Serena had to do his girlfriend.
• 1:18:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: After she found out he cheated on her with you.
• 1:18:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Of course, that's what he said.
• 1:18:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Serena is like, all mad about it.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then Nate admits, okay, fine.
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I asked Serena to meet me here, which makes Blair fucking furious.
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena goes, okay, well, I'll let you get back to your quickie, which sends Blair into orbit.
• 1:19:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: She was just a little bit picky.
• 1:19:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is actually a big deal to some of us.
• 1:19:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And three goes, I can tell, trucks bad as very special and classy.
• 1:19:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Blair goes, oh, like you.
• 1:19:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like we have players.
• 1:19:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not what I know.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really?
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was not one of Blair's better lines and that actually no, she starts actually seeing you just see like the scheming Blair take over her body.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like you.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, but you're new friend Dan would love to hear how classy you are.
• 1:19:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she like runs out of the fucking room as she is like she wouldn't of course.
• 1:19:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Again, of course, what is it?
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it too much to say this is kind of like the standoff between Serena and Blair is low key
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, are you outing our biggest fight ever right now?
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let me give you guys a more likable and relatable everyone knows that Kelly and I had a huge fight once because she didn't tell me the truth about her boyfriend.
• 1:20:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, they went from Caroline visiting Kelly at Starbucks and getting literal minions drawn on her Starbucks cups to me not hearing the name Kelly for years.
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'll year.
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll year.
• 1:20:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: It felt like years it took a year for Kelly to apologize to me.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: but back to normal.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: If you can just submit that you're wrong and apologize, I will come around.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: But you do have to do that.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what was crazy and I'm not mad at her anymore.
• 1:20:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm going to tell the story and it's going to sound like I'm mad.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously we do be laugh about this now.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: But she had a boyfriend and I was talking to her every day and I was like,
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you like what's going on with you in the sky because you're like posting the right going to dances together They're going on vacations together.
• 1:20:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're posting all these photos together.
• 1:20:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, what's up like are you dating?
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, oh my god.
• 1:20:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're just friends and I was like, okay It's like I don't know my friends being like are they dating like no, I would know they're just friends like I mean for months for months
• 1:21:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then I found out they were dating and I pretty sure I called Kelly and left her like a nasty voicemail where I was like Go to yourself you lied to me for months like I Came for her and then her.
• 1:21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was compared to me.
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: The meanest text that anyone's ever sent me to this day He said I'm actually shocked at how terrible of a person you can actually be It was one of these in the line.
• 1:21:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.
• 1:21:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was crazy and I was like hey
• 1:21:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: She brought this on herself.
• 1:21:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then guess what, you're later.
• 1:21:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's an workout.
• 1:21:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Kelly was like, I just need me a best friend.
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I had to look at y'all who answers for way too much stuff.
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, yeah, didn't have to.
• 1:21:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: You didn't have to.
• 1:21:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, so now it's just a great story for us.
• 1:21:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's just like we're stronger for better for it.
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I've had that happen with multiple of my friends and I don't regret it.
• 1:21:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've always come back stronger.
• 1:21:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's just called like you got to show someone you mean fucking business sometimes.
• 1:22:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Right.
• 1:22:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I'll do it too.
• 1:22:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Unless you make me.
• 1:22:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: So anyway, should I have been driveshafts playing again?
• 1:22:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Blair is running out of the hotel that's held down Serena and later running after her Serena's yelling at Nate because he told Blair and he's like, well, we mentioned we mentioned the Blair said everything.
• 1:22:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and Serena goes, well, no, we're out there yet and Serena goes, Lines, okay, if the truth will hurt someone.
• 1:22:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: and of course you would think that's arena and that sounds just like something you would say so Dan goes outside for some freaking air and sees Lily and Bart talking about like if they're gonna go public and he this is classic man Bart's like I know you don't want to go public and Lily's like no I don't want to go public if I know you're still traipsy around the city fucking other women
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: with a pair of your shunny eyeballs.
• 1:22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so she was you shut that down.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Make sure book.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:22:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: So then she turns.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: She locks eyes with Dan.
• 1:22:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's a god-fucking dammit.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: She comes in.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, yeah, do you think we overreacted just a bit?
• 1:23:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know how much you heard?
• 1:23:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know any.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I do too.
• 1:23:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: But she does say, I mean, this place is the only thing that I think she should have just left it to this one line.
• 1:23:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what you think you heard, but Serena doesn't know.
• 1:23:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's like all he's she needed to say.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's needed to be the new thing.
• 1:23:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Dan goes new to I. I don't know anything either.
• 1:23:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which is when Blair runs into Dan.
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: He was where Serena and Blair is just foaming at the mouth to tell him.
• 1:23:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: And all of them then get out here.
• 1:23:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nate Serena, Dan, Blair.
• 1:23:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Chuck even comes out here.
• 1:23:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Serena's begging Blair not to tell him.
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Chuck actually I feel like is the one who like really let's say guy.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: He goes, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl.
• 1:23:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: So you said to the guys, boy friend, I kind of admire you, for it.
• 1:23:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do love the difference between pretty little liars in this and that like Caroline you're right as to do a voice for every single character in the show.
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone you have on my chug, how is it not because they stop trying to pretend you're a good girl.
• 1:24:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like not going to do that, like a low.
• 1:24:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think we're all better for it.
• 1:24:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then there goes, Ben, she ran away and lied about it.
• 1:24:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just thought you should know before you fall ahead of her heels for your perfect girl and her perfect world and then upset with nothing but your cabbage patch kid.
• 1:24:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way,
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I do understand smile on my face is like, if you, Dan, if you want to be in screen as world, I think we got to learn to punch with our words on our fists.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, exactly.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: These people are very good at punching with their words.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because they love that you did this, Dan.
• 1:24:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: You did exactly what honestly happened.
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You layer one, you've confirmed to everybody in the room.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: That you're not the Brooklyn trash.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're garbage.
• 1:25:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I said earlier, go away outside on the corner, but the rest of the channel, something.
• 1:25:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought I could smell the Brooklyn bridge.
• 1:25:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: So then the entire brunch gets silent.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan looks around and goes, by the way, not even invited, by the way, not dressed.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: He goes, uh, Chuck is a jerk, but it's, my fault, and I'm leaving.
• 1:25:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, this is Chuck's brunch crazy.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so he's like, oh, go with you.
• 1:25:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, no, no, no, slut, stay here.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I don't, I don't, I don't talk to slets.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: In fact, I make you a mainstream move out
• 1:25:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, don't touch my sister.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't want her to get what you're carrying.
• 1:25:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: But, and then it's just Chuck and Serena.
• 1:25:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, well, my sweets available.
• 1:25:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God, and this, I hate this gossip girl line.
• 1:25:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I know you're gonna hate it, too.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: She goes, some might call this a fuster clock.
• 1:25:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: But on the upper East side, we call it a Sunday afternoon.
• 1:26:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fuster clock.
• 1:26:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I hate that.
• 1:26:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's giving good faith.
• 1:26:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm gonna get tattooed.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to fall and hair really getting it tattooed.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, just in the gossip group font.
• 1:26:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Goose, goose!
• 1:26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I should have a drive start playing again and three to follows Dan now in Apologizes.
• 1:26:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like 10.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Swirled is crazy and Dan goes down.
• 1:26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: This world is crazy.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not just, it's the last line of Jessie, Jessie, the TV show when Jessie says.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, not familiar.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it feels like a party every day.
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's what that's what this is.
• 1:26:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's from radio rebel.
• 1:26:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, well, it's awesome.
• 1:26:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like talking to the new nanny or something.
• 1:26:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's the line from the, from the, the theme song feels like a party every day and then Jesse the very last episode goes.
• 1:27:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: It feels like a party, a booby-day.
• 1:27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay, that came back to me.
• 1:27:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, I say.
• 1:27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It feels like a party.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was a hobby, the lead of the show of seeing the theme song always.
• 1:27:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: I kind of loved it.
• 1:27:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Everything is not what it seems like.
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved that song.
• 1:27:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was my favorite, except for you get the best of both worlds, obviously.
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which, that one I did not like the sweet life.
• 1:27:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is a sweet lie, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
• 1:27:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: We had a spell, fell out the future, 20 seconds of the German man did.
• 1:27:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's the Raven.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's sweet.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did Ali sing the full of the film?
• 1:27:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can see.
• 1:27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love that one did, did Ali sing the, sing the full of the future?
• 1:27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, is a man.
• 1:27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I went to the Ali and AJ concert in Pittsburgh, I saw two girls dressed as the cowbells.
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's good.
• 1:28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's so cute?
• 1:28:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Ali and AJ, sorry.
• 1:28:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I like your first potential breakups song better.
• 1:28:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: me too, but their new music is really good.
• 1:28:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: That song is so that song, I was like, what a rush.
• 1:28:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is real music.
• 1:28:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: When I'm not hearing it live for the first time, I don't think that we got the privilege of hearing it on Disney Channel 2.
• 1:28:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was like when it was a really good Disney Channel that played song that played as a commercial.
• 1:28:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was like this is epic when it was like the music video instead of a commercial.
• 1:28:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was low key MTV for kids.
• 1:28:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: What was that one that I love?
• 1:28:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Into the rush now, you don't have to know how.
• 1:28:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, what?
• 1:28:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's one of their songs.
• 1:28:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know there's another one I really liked.
• 1:28:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, whatever.
• 1:28:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't matter.
• 1:28:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't matter right now.
• 1:28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, she's like, this world is crazy.
• 1:28:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 1:28:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then the camera goes to her, her hair is like in a different position.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: This well, that's like, if us and all did, I got some brawl sketch.
• 1:29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that, that's what's written.
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do the her hair would be in a different position every year you've seen.
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love dance.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:29:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're in it.
• 1:29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're part of it.
• 1:29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is this going to be by is this going to be in door test or dad dad talking about a lot of it Dad talking to he's in Garby park.
• 1:29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's talking to a girl who like one wild Imagine it's actually roles are from first dad's the Serena Dan and he's other girl.
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's crazy Yeah, you're part of it.
• 1:29:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what are you fucking now?
• 1:29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys can someone go back and count how many times Caroline has said that in an episode of
• 1:29:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I got that.
• 1:29:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 1:29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That that one was improvised and it was crazy and also I do just want to because it's the first American accent she ever did every American accent she does a little bit of a buy.
• 1:29:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't believe how good that accent was.
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: And when I found out that she was 22 years old in Australia, and I was like, that can't.
• 1:30:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, I mean, I do think soaps for the best trading ground for actors because
• 1:30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's where she learned to do her one single tier and that really helped her in Babylon.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: True.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a lot easier to be big and pull it back and to get like a lot out of someone and I feel like soaps.
• 1:30:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a lot.
• 1:30:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I feel like if you can do so back then we can scale you back.
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: But like you really do, if you're good, well, there are some really bad soaps.
• 1:30:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll never forget this one.
• 1:30:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Soap I saw.
• 1:30:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was at Nana's house and Nana loved soaps and she had it on the kitchen TV.
• 1:30:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: And this girl like killed someone and I remember her mom was in her room looking around for something.
• 1:30:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: and she opened her jewelry box and she found wrapped up in paper towel like this horrible looking like wire and it had blood on it and I was like oh my god she made a make shift knife and killed him with that and I never forgot it.
• 1:30:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, I thought you were about to talk about the acting prowess of the person.
• 1:30:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, just to see where you really stuck with me, really stuck with me.
• 1:30:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Dan, when she says, he says, and you part of it, she goes, and you didn't know that, he thought his mistake, he thought she was different, and she was, I'm sorry, I'm not who you thought I was.
• 1:31:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to change, and if you can't accept that, you're not who I thought you were.
• 1:31:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Both Mamous Dakes.
• 1:31:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then she walks away, he walks away, he turns.
• 1:31:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: He walks away, she turns, sees him walking away.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's over.
• 1:31:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's over, Rufus and Jenny come home, dance, so they all allowed.
• 1:31:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, yeah, I found her.
• 1:31:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll turn her lost her.
• 1:31:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Jenny's like, and I found her too.
• 1:31:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wait, shoot, we're sad.
• 1:31:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I found the Clover Hydrangeas.
• 1:31:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: She walks in with green hydrangeas.
• 1:31:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's why you wanted to go out of the fire and it was like a little jane.
• 1:31:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also because you found out that these aren't in your budget, but they might be in Rufus's.
• 1:31:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: In Rufus's?
• 1:31:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the 90s are more like our family than I was anticipated.
• 1:31:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: So true, by the way, hey, didn't see your name
• 1:31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You okay?
• 1:31:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: see where he's.
• 1:31:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you bitch?
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I, well, I'm 30.
• 1:31:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I can't be on it.
• 1:31:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Famously, um, I think, and you know what, what a relief.
• 1:32:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I am so glad I have that off my chest.
• 1:32:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, model the day that he, he got on it.
• 1:32:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's run a posterior to the story.
• 1:32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like me, after making Forbes 30 and a 30, and it's like a business man walking into a meteor, like the clip, like like stock images of like really expensive watches is like my morning.
• 1:32:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now that I'm on Forbes 30 and a 30.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Unfortunately, I did personally know somebody on that list.
• 1:32:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: What?
• 1:32:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she's one here younger than me.
• 1:32:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess Yep, I guess I'll tell you who it is all hey just remember you have to submit yourself Well, that is really good.
• 1:32:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot that tonight, and it's a good reminder Someone has to submit you.
• 1:32:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess I don't know
• 1:32:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, so he tells him he lost Serena for the battle just isn't for me And Rufus is like don't I know it and then he's like hey, Jenny by the way, and then he punches her I'm like okay, you're upset so punching He's like you don't care about something.
• 1:32:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is funny.
• 1:32:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go
• 1:32:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I was just going to say, like, there's a world in which we find out that the home-free's in the Montgomery's are related, their cousins.
• 1:33:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely a world where Arya comes to Thanksgiving.
• 1:33:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she's like, wait, I think I love the big city.
• 1:33:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she loves Vanessa.
• 1:33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she is.
• 1:33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, are thickest beaks in the town.
• 1:33:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Can I live with you this summer?
• 1:33:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, for sure.
• 1:33:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is funny though, because Dan is like, did you tell Blair about such a trick?
• 1:33:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Jenny's like, uh, it might have come up and he goes, Jenny, you can't trust these people.
• 1:33:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: You don't tell anything like, okay, I'm told there's something like Jenny Jenny, you can't trust these people like go And then he compliments the flowers and she goes, thanks.
• 1:33:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're hydrangea hydrangea I think that's episode as I'm your sister.
• 1:33:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's what I do.
• 1:33:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I fucking hope so because I can't wait Possibly wait much longer.
• 1:33:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's early, right?
• 1:33:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: It has to be because little jay doesn't say a little jay for too much longer.
• 1:33:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: So Nate and Blair laying in her bed.
• 1:33:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: We get a lot of scenes in the shell of Blair laying in bed with a man like this and Nate says.
• 1:34:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look girl.
• 1:34:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look girl fairly either way to move on or we end it.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: crossing his fingers behind your back, but not so fast she grabs his head, he puts his hand on our shoulder and she grabs his hand and we see her beautiful ruby ring and her pearls of course.
• 1:34:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Dan climbs onto his fire escape and we get our final gossip girl moment and it goes like this.
• 1:34:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well Serena's mystery man is a mystery no longer.
• 1:34:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: His name is, oh who cares?
• 1:34:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now that he and Acerover, so are his 15 minutes, but a sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress gifted from B herself.
• 1:34:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone knows an Eleanor originals a uniform of Blair's private army, but will J.B. a loyal soldier, or will she side with S's rebel forces?
• 1:34:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: As for us herself, we hear that she left today's brunch with no friends, no boy, and nowhere left to run.
• 1:35:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that was turning in some way rose there at the end and aren't isn't it always.
• 1:35:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I during this we see Jenny putting on the blue dress that Blair gave her and staring at herself in the mirror pulling her hair up quite pleased with her appearance and she should base she's stunning and Serena's just walking down the road deleting her.
• 1:35:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Cause I am living just breathe.
• 1:35:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: She takes her phone.
• 1:35:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like looking at pictures of all her friends.
• 1:35:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: throws it on the trash.
• 1:35:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Throw away the phone on the trash and you don't even have a reaction right now.
• 1:35:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: She threw herself your Lord of Ice basically in the ocean.
• 1:35:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she did.
• 1:35:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is the equivalent of that.
• 1:35:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Modernist.
• 1:35:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is one of the most iconic scenes in the whole show.
• 1:35:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's like a she's in the money.
• 1:35:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Slow mo.
• 1:35:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she is.
• 1:35:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then we get so good.
• 1:35:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's something more.
• 1:35:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: And Dan is sitting on his fires to do firescape still and it goes, looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider.
• 1:36:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's your move, Serena.
• 1:36:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: And you know who be watching.
• 1:36:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Gossip Girl.
• 1:36:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Cheers, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, guys, that I guess is how we're gonna be any other than that one.
• 1:36:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's what the music does, so.
• 1:36:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I now have it memorized because I used to fall asleep when I had my book and like, and I owned all of Gossip Girl on DVDs, and I would play it, and then I would fall asleep, and then I'd hear, boom, boom.
• 1:36:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, do you remember when we, I was like, like, playing a live music on DVD, and when we went to Toronto, I think we probably don't have to play it.
• 1:36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see it in that car and no, we would watch the box out of the car.
• 1:36:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: I see in your ear, if I was going to find the people
• 1:36:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: That wasn't everyone got the flu.
• 1:36:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so it was terrible.
• 1:36:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: But we were watching that.
• 1:36:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was listening only to that music.
• 1:36:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, on that little balcony we had in the hotel.
• 1:36:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, Oh, it just takes so many for my world to come crumbling down.
• 1:36:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, am I going to go to school here?
• 1:36:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: My world's coming crumbling down.
• 1:36:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, would you like to read this in office for next week?
• 1:37:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let me pull it up.
• 1:37:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, do that.
• 1:37:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: You do that.
• 1:37:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I had a big lady in a movie moment yesterday because, as I was stringing lights on my front porch, I was like, God, these are getting everywhere, and I wrapped her around my neck like a scarf, and I was like, no, you do this.
• 1:37:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, lady at a movie, and then after I, like, practically froze my fingers to the freaking bone, wrapping it all around my house, guess what happened?
• 1:37:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I accidentally ripped the wire in half, and so now none of them will work.
• 1:37:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's how it, that's how it, that happened.
• 1:37:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was bad, and I'm laughing now, but I was laughing yesterday.
• 1:37:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, gone.
• 1:37:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: My gosh.
• 1:37:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Poison Ivy.
• 1:37:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Ivy Week and competition for the best placements is fierce.
• 1:37:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair discovers a juicy secret about Serena and plans to use it to her best advantage.
• 1:37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Elsewhere, Dan is sure that his future adortment lies in landing the coveted, usher position with the rep, and his shock when it just enters Sydney gets the job.
• 1:38:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: While Jenny gets closer to Serena's younger brother.
• 1:38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So this is a particularly about episode for Blair.
• 1:38:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, not yet.
• 1:38:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it is.
• 1:38:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that it?
• 1:38:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're at that brunch.
• 1:38:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: At the end.
• 1:38:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's because that's a secret she thinks she's found out about Serena is about her work.
• 1:38:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:38:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe yeah.
• 1:38:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: I do love this episode.
• 1:38:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It begins with.
• 1:38:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: She.
• 1:38:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:38:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was.
• 1:38:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why I like this.
• 1:38:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing they play on on that.
• 1:38:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:38:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:38:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also this is the field hockey episode.
• 1:38:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: up in the sky.
• 1:38:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, I love that.
• 1:38:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Also talked to my friend Tara about that a little bit.
• 1:38:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:38:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway.
• 1:38:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, you guys.
• 1:38:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: So that's the up.
• 1:38:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hope you're enjoying this ride that we're on together.
• 1:38:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Next week, we are going to have our first Tuesday, gossip girl episode.
• 1:38:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Very exciting.
• 1:38:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: So you're going to hear us diving into the pop culture, like moments of these first two episodes.
• 1:38:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Once that we're referenced in the episode, but also the ones that were just going on during this time in the world that could have influenced this, we're going to go through the songs that were played, we're going to go through the fashion, we're going to talk about more things you want to dive into with the show.
• 1:39:10
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• 1:39:13
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• 1:39:19
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• 1:39:22
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• 1:39:22
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• 1:39:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: We want to shoot in this video.
• 1:39:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know we should have Taylor made one by didn't we we didn't have me five million and it's a listening which is Loki crazy.
• 1:39:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: I got what you said positive America.
• 1:39:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, yeah, so I just went to my friends.
• 1:39:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: One of my friends has a really, really popular bravo.
• 1:39:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, podcast.
• 1:39:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you what it is, bravo by batches.
• 1:39:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's my friend Dylan, who is the host and
• 1:39:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's like a big podcast.
• 1:39:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's a big road road names and he posted that he had like 9.2 million minutes of listening and I was like, wait a minute.
• 1:39:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not ours being like not that far off from that.
• 1:40:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:40:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I was like, I was like, Thank God.
• 1:40:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's so many.
• 1:40:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then I was like,
• 1:40:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: like over half of that and we don't have bravo stars on here.
• 1:40:10
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• 1:40:12
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• 1:40:13
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• 1:40:14
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• 1:40:16
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• 1:40:27
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• 1:40:29
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• 1:40:34
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• 1:40:43
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• 1:40:45
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• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:51
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• 1:40:54
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• 1:40:57
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• 1:41:18
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