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Woman’s Mugshot Goes Viral for Striking Resemblance to J-Lo · The Smallzy Show

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Speaker 1: Now J-Lo's been arrested. Well, you have to look twice
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Speaker 1: because it looks like Jenny. It smells like Jenny. You
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Speaker 1: squint at it. It's definitely Jenny, but it's not Jenny.
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Speaker 1: A Minnesota woman's mugshot's going viral. We've got to put
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Speaker 1: this up on the socials if you haven't seen it already.
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Speaker 1: Her name is Sirena. She was arrested for theft. Apparently,
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Speaker 1: she stole two double packs of power tool batteries worth
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Speaker 1: over $ 800. It's not so much what she stole, it's
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Speaker 1: what she looks like Jennifer Lopez. Like, dead ringer. The
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Speaker 1: same brown hair, brown eyes, freshly done brows, big gold
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Speaker 1: hoop earrings. Like, I'm telling you, if someone hasn't eyes
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Speaker 1: on Jennifer Lopez, this is them trying to cover up
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Speaker 1: the fact that she's got little, you know, thrifty fingers.
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Speaker 1: Anything you want to add?
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Speaker 2: I saw a side-by-side meme of J-Lo's music video for
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Speaker 2: Love Don't Cost a Thing, and it literally looks like
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Speaker 2: J-Lo from that music video.
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