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It's Foam Party Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.16.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. All right, let's see what we got here.
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  Neon did not expect Alabama Barker to confirm
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  their relationship. Okay. No one was really talking
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  about Alabama Barker. So all of a sudden, Alabama
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  Barker was like, oh, let me hang out with Neon.
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  Me and Neon argue a lot. Yeah, because you're
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  annoying. Because Neon thinks that... She's such
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  a hot piece of ass, but you know she's using
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  him. He can just do what he wants. Oh, yeah.
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  Neon's annoying. He's starting to get on my nerves
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  a little bit. She's talking smack about you.
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  very wholesome. He thinks I told you the story
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  about the girl I dated in Cleveland. I was banging
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  other people. She's coming around because she
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  needs attention, dude. We haven't talked about
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  her in two weeks. No, I do because, you know,
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  there's just some... You better be real with
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  that. That's what I'm doing right now. Can I
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  finish? Go. You see how she's a brat? There's
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  just some shit, you know, that happens. She's
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  got a... It's not like real argument. Yeah, it's
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  not like I hate you. This is so scripted. I'm
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  like, fuck you in the exact moment. This is not
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  real. Neon's a toxic guy and he likes toxic women.
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  The dog is dead. Like yesterday. Like if you
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  ever see Neon texting on his phone on stream,
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  it's probably me. You're pretty much admitting
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  you're a brat. There you go. That's what you
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  want to date, Neon? Not the cute UFC girl that
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  wanted you? You want to date her? And then there's
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  this. She's trying to get Neon off the couch
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  and to take her on a proper date. Like going
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  to Nobu. She's using you, bro! I get that she's
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  an attractive woman. Come on, dog! Do you ever
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  want to eat? What? What? He always does this
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  thing. What? He's not aware of his... What? Huh?
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  Huh? I'll go eat. You want to go eat? What do
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  you mean? Do you ever want to do anything? What
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  are you talking about? Like, um, like, different...
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  Like, do you ever want to, like, go eat? Like,
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  at, like, Nobu, or, like, go, like, have, like,
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  a night at Nobu? She's using you! She's asking
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  me to buy her things, dude! Yeah. Wow. You know
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  what, Neon? Have fun with that. Let her use you.
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  You're an idiot. What? How he does that? Stop
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  it. Stop it right now. Today in bratty news.
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  I knew I went too far. Talk about being slapped
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  across the face. She fell off the train. Yeah,
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  we all know that Tyra Banks is a brat. And slapped
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  right back. It was very, very intense. Tyra Banks
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  suing Netflix for defamation. Oh yeah, she can't
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  handle the truth. Did everyone think she's the
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  worst? You treated everybody badly. You thought
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  you were above everybody. You're the worst. Over
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  the streamer's explosive reality check, America's
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  Next Top Model documentary that Tyra herself
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  participated in. Oh, yeah. I don't know if she
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  got a burp job or something. She's freaking hot.
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  I think everyone knows that I love veggie women.
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  Look at how I date it. Okay, I have to tell you
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  something. I haven't really said much. But now
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  it's time. The model who hosted the series. So
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  pretty much she's suing them because they edited
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  out the parts that made her look good. because
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  the truth hurts. 22 seasons now accusing producers
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  of manipulation. They only used 16 minutes of
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  her three plus hours of... It's probably a bunch
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  of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. By the way,
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  you really think you're going to beat a billion
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  dollar company? The OG streaming service? You
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  think you're going to beat them? interview footage
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  to quote support a false and defamatory narrative
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  unrelated to what she actually expressed i do
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  wonder what the other two hours and 45 minutes
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  of the was i think the public is really interested
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  in models but you could have easily been a cheesy
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  model reality show and that's what it was because
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  you're a cheesy model that treats everybody badly
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  I find her very attractive. Now, would I want
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  her as a girlfriend? No. She would always bitch
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  at me. But I still find her hot. Oh, yeah. You
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  ready to get this party going? Because I was
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  born already. Let's go. Thank you. FM DJs, your
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  morning show prep begins now. aggressive and
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  those are his good qualities a sick person with
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  a powerful tool welcome to happy hours Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,
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  now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All
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  right. was so big. And now, something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Let's all meditate. Today's soundbite! Nothing
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  gets you ready for meditation. Like when you
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  have actual meditation on. I know you start yelling.
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  And your cat's on the bed looking at you like
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  you're a maniac. Hello. I'm having a real stressful
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  morning. Doing a lot of stuff at work. And in
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  my personal life. So this meditation is more
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  for me than for you. But I know we're all stressed
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  out. So let's all take a breather. 8 -5 -6 -49
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  -hoppy. I'm sorry. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6
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  -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  You can... RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Every
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  show, I try to put out good energy, but today
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  is just not it, dog. But I'm here rocking you
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  like a hurricane. Here. Here is Piper Raquel.
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  Saying that clavicular almost hit her with a
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  car. He's a yeah. Piper, you think he mugs? No,
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  I don't think he mugs, but I think he... Man,
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  we're in the idiocracy point where we're just
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  saying like slang terms. Mugs! What does that
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  mean? He knows what he's doing, and I think that
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  everything he does is intentional. He doesn't
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  get mugged when he's getting pegged. And I think
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  that you got to give some credit to them. And
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  honestly, he hits someone with his car. You know
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  what? I don't. That is terrible. All right. So
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  he hit Piper Ruckel with his car. He probably
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  drives like a jackass, like going 50 miles per
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  hour. Out of the parking lot. While on his phone.
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  Speaking of that, last night I was on TikTok
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  and they were filming some dude texting while
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  driving. And they were filming him while driving.
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  So you're doing the same thing. Here is a woman
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  saying how husbands feel, how husbands love feeling
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  appreciated about their wives, by their wives.
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  Cannot play that because I have, there's copyright
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  in the background, but we all love being appreciated
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  by a hot ass woman. Here's a girl saying, if
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  all men stop giving money today, it's going to
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  be a $50 million homeless. Population of women.
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  Hey, if all men stop giving money today, it's
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  going to be about 50 million homeless bitches
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  by Mother's Day. Now you kind of get a little
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  bit of a tea or a little inside info of what
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  my algorithm is. I doubt you. Friend star Lisa
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  Kudrow gets deep with Bill Maher. And what she's
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  about to say is something that Phoebe would totally
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  say on Friends. I've been listening to physicists
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  that are, you know, thinking about the stinky
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  kitty or whatever that stupid line was from Friends.
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  The difficult question of consciousness and deciding
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  that what makes the most sense is it's consciousness
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  is not in here. Not in the brain. It exists in
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  a field. Obvious. If she wants to believe that,
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  that's fine. But I am very black and white. I
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  think you don't exist before you're born. And
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  then after you're dead, it's like you were never
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  there. I don't think there's anything interesting
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  about life. Nothing. Here's a woman discussing
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  why Cheat when you can leave. Why cheat when
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  you could just leave? That's the question nobody
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  seems to want to answer honestly. Because cheating
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  is not a mistake. You don't accidentally build
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  a secret life. Oh, yeah. Some secret vagina.
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  You don't accidentally lie to someone's face
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  for weeks, months, sometimes years. You make
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  a choice every single day. You make a choice
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  to deceive someone who trusted you completely.
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  Someone who was... All right, hang on. Today
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  is one of those shows. This is only for the 6
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  a .m. hour of Fresno because I have the other
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  hours set. So today is going to be one of those
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  shows that you're not exactly going to send to
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  a program director. But you are grateful that
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  I am here. Hello woman describing why women say
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  no to sex. I say this to people all the time.
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  If you're not having sex with your significant
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  other, you are just roommates. Here it is. Why
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  women don't have sex with men. A lot of times
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  for married couples, I will have to say, you
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  need to have sex at least two or three times
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  within this. A day. This week before I see you
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  again. You got to blow each other. Because that's
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  such a healthy thing that married couples in
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  a healthy relationship need to be doing. Of course.
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  Okay. Now, with that said, so I said that, so
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  I'm saying that healthy sex life is huge and
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  important for a marriage. It's huge and important.
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  However, women may say no, but feel guilty or
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  because they're being made to feel guilty like
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  they're doing something wrong and not because
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  you're mad at him or whatever. You are doing
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  something wrong. You're not having sex with us.
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  Like I say, if you're not having sex with your
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  significant other. you're just all right ever
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  those type no when things are but you're just
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  not feeling well your energy is not there you
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  know what there's my moments i didn't feel well
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  i had some chipotle just was not feeling a very
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  a sexy but you know what i did i still brought
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  the ruckus I just asked the girl to be nice to
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  me on top and not hurt myself. Could be some
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  of those hormonal things that we're talking about.
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  It always goes back to that. Excuses, excuses.
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  Excuses. Mm -hmm. That's all it is. What do we
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  got here? This is an interesting clip. Ray J
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  told Adrian Browner and Dean that he one time
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  hooked up with a trans woman on accident. Oh,
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  I'm sure it was. Totally on accident. By the
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  way, I have a friend who did not know that this
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  girl he was with was born a man. And he went
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  to put his hands in his hair bands and now he's
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  a penis. Here's Ray J. So that was like the kinkiest
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  shit you ever did. What's the kinky shit? I mean,
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  I almost fucked, I almost fucked this trans girl.
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  Hell yeah! Girl, how's it? I never asked you
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  to have a video in Tampa. Oh. Because I got a
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  lot of, like, I got a lot of trans friends, but
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  I almost fucked one. Fuck one. But luckily. You
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  mean almost gay? But luckily, I stuck my finger
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  in her pussy, and then it felt like a little.
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  What is that thing called? What? Catastrophe.
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  Like the little shit that you can't have babies
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  with. What? So her wall was like this. So then
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  I got up out of it because I'm like, nah, I was
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  fucking this bitch earlier. Her pussy was way
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  deeper. All right, I'm uncomfortable. Mm -hmm.
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  He just does not seem like the type of guy that,
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  you know. You're on a date. Here is J -Lo saying
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  she has divorce figured out. And this was on
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  the Smart List podcast. I'm sure they totally
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  gave her a fair interview and didn't kiss her
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  ass. The point where it's all so puzzling and
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  wrong. Where is that emergency alarm coming from
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  in the background? It sounds like a fire hydrant.
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  I'm so out of it. I can't talk. It sounds like
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  a fire truck is what I meant. I have to sit there.
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  And after my last divorce, I just sat there.
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  And I was like, I canceled my tour. And I sat
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  there. Yeah, you canceled your tour because no
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  one was buying tickets, honey. Just like, you
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  need to figure yourself out. What is going on
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  with you? You're a sociopath. And it's never
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  your fault. Forget about everybody else. There's
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  nobody to blame here except yourself. Glad I
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  took your five divorces to figure that out. in
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  a certain way. There you go. Yeah, there's a
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  moment where you think about like how when you
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  go through a breakup, you're like, maybe it is
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  a little bit my fault. Lily Phillips reacts to
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  the viral clip of her crying after filming with
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  100 men. A clip from that film. of you crying.
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  I love watching these like older women that are
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  classy in Britain interview her. After finishing
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  having sex with all those men. I don't know if
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  they all finished. Has been viewed millions of
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  times on different platforms. Great. Can I? Why
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  do you say great? Just because I'm an ugly crier.
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  Alright, you're damaged. Nicki Minaj says she
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  wants to change her lyrics because now she's
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  found God. She's grifting. She doesn't care.
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  Prosecutors want to subpoena Tiger Woods' medical
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  records. And Rudy O'Donnell is not happy with
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  the UFC and Trump. But this just in. She's never
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  happy. I'm only going to look like this for so
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  long and God willing so many times. So my belly
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  will be out until further notice. Natasha Bure
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  is clapping back at the critics. Yeah, if you
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  got to clap back at the critics, they're in your
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  head. That is just the honest truth. shortly
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  after the daughter of candace cameron beret announced
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  she was expecting her first baby with husband
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  bradley stephen perry the 27 year old responds
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  to the negative comments about her showing off
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  her growing bump in a june 12 tick tock video
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  let me just be the first to say i do not care
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  i literally don't care no one you say you don't
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  care yeah you made a video saying you don't care
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  so you care but if you didn't care you want to
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  make a video it's are that simple. Mm -hmm. You
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  care enough because you're here telling us you
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  don't care, which means you care. When I tell
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  you I didn't know this was a thing until I have
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  received countless DMs from grown women telling
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  me I need to put my belly away, buy bigger shirts.
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  Well, they're all losers. You're giving them
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  power. They're probably sitting back at home
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  loving that you're mad. Sending me the lengthiest
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  stories about how when they were pregnant in
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  their time, they didn't do that. Wow. Who cares
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  about them? They're washed up. The best of prime.
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  Hi, I know a lot of you have been wondering and
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  asking me how I'm doing. Former Wheel of Fortune
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  host Pat Sajak shares a hilarious update. He's
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  totally out of Zempic. Date on what he's doing
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  now in retirement. Pat rocks resort style wear
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  in this video posted to X June 14th. And in the
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  clip, the celeb strolls by the sea with a tropical
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  breeze blowing in the air. That must be nice.
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  However, Pat jokingly says, don't let the locale
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  fool you. He's in a totally different place.
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  Hi, I know a lot of you have been wondering.
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  I miss him. He's so much better than Seagrass.
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  How I'm doing, and I'm enjoying life. I moved
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  here to Montana. That's Montana? That's not Montana.
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  That's a joke. It's going just great. So I just
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  want to say hello. Excuse me, I have some cattle
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  to attend to. Here, boy. And it's showing a nice
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  pool in the background. Hell yeah! No wonder
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  your talk shows never made it. You're so funny.
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  The Wheel of Fortune star famously decided to
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  retire in 2024 after 41 years. What's going on
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  with that? What's going on here? All right. I
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  can't spend. I can't play this. See if I can
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  skip over this because of the copyright. Sorry.
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  Taylor Swift ended fan spec. Oh my God, I can't
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  play it. The headline said they're spending a
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  lot of money on their wedding. But today it's
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  just like, I don't know. There's music in the
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  copyright. For people listening for the first
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  time, I cannot play videos that have music in
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  the background. Especially Taylor. This headline
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  caught me by surprise. Jelly Roll and Bunny XO
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  have called it quits. Yeah, aren't you lost?
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  Wait. You realize he's married to a sex worker.
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  And I have nothing against sex workers. I don't.
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  I give me a run. But he was married to one. And
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  he's like, I'm skinny now. The singer and the
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  dumb blonde podcast host. It's funny how they
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  said that. They could have said the host of the
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  dumb blonde podcast, but they just went with.
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  Podcast hosts have broken up after nearly 10
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  years of marriage. Yeah, you know, she has went
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  through his ups and downs. No, he's too good
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  for her. ...to court records obtained by TMZ.
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  The outlet reports that Jelly, whose real name
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  is Jason Bradley DeFord... I'd call myself Jelly
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  Roll too if that was my name. ...filed for divorce
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  in May in Tennessee. E! News has reached out
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  to Jelly... They reached out for comment and
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  didn't hear it back. Whatever. Guys! Jelly Roll!
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  Tom Holland is finally admitting whether or not
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  he and Zendaya got married. Months after Law
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  Roach hinted that the couple had privately tied
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  the knot, Tom officially confirms their wedding
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  has indeed already happened. We already knew
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  that. Now, was it cool of her hairdresser to
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  announce it? Mm -hmm. Not at all. But, dude,
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  it was just so awkward. I like saying that. How
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  are you just kind of waiting around hoping no
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  one would figure it out? Mm -hmm. It's a very,
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  all weird story. Oh, is it ever? We knew you
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  were married. While discussing the AI generated
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  photos that circulated online, showing a fake
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  ceremony between the Marvel stars in Lake Como,
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  the actor reveals to Esquire that his grandmother
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  worried she hadn't been invited to the wedding.
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  That's gotta suck. And when asked if any other
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  loved ones were tricked by the AI photos, Tom
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  says, after a lengthy pause, no, because they
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  were all there. Ah, so grandma didn't get the
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  invite. I wonder what grandma did wrong. Sounds
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  like grandma's kind of a pain. Ennis! Those are
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  just great moments. They're just special moments
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  with your family, and, you know, it's a great
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  part of my life. Tom Brady and his ex, actress
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  Bridget Moynihan, reuniting as their 18 -year
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  -old son, Jack, graduates from high school. Oh,
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  yeah, it's got to be hard for her. She's so much
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  harder than Giselle, by the way. She's classier.
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  She's so beautiful in blue bloods. But, of course,
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  he throws Giselle over her. God, you're an idiot.
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  Really important. The duo sharing this photo
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  together from the weekend and a few others while
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  celebrating Jack. It's crazy how much Jack looks
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  like Tom. That's Milestone in New York. The seven
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  -time Super Bowl champ calling it one of the
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  proudest days of my life. Ah, that's good. It's
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  time for David. I'll be back on my news. Yeah.
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  Uh. Turn it up. Turn it up. Tell my story real
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  quick. What? What up? They still first on the
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  sheet. Been bending these corners. I've been
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  running these streets. They scrolling for the
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  cameras. I scrolling for the stats. Got trophies
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  in my mind. They just posing for the flash. Everybody
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  worship what the tabloids tell. But they don't
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  see the work. They just buy that shell. I ain't
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  hating on the hustle. I just hate that. Built
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  on PR teams and a filtered past I ain't tryna
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  be Beckham, that vibe tracks for me Old Brentville
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  hollow just plastered to me They live for the
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  gossip, I'm pacify David Beckham and his family,
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  that's swag to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's
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  last to me All press, no show, that's a casualty
• 24:03
  They pose, we grind, that's the gap you see David
• 24:06
  Beckham and his family, that's swag to me I came
• 24:09
  from the quiet where the lights don't reach Where
• 24:12
  dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each
• 24:14
  week I float on the beat They flexin' on the
• 24:18
  yacht, I'm investin' in the team I'd rather live
• 24:20
  my block than chase that fame They'd rather chase
• 24:23
  a lens than change that game If Icon me shallow,
• 24:26
  then keep that tag You can have that mirror,
• 24:28
  I'll keep my bag I ain't tryna be Beckham, that
• 24:31
  vibe treasure me Whole brain feel hollow, just
• 24:34
  blast it to me Dealing for the gossip, I'm past
• 24:37
  the feed David Beckham and his family, that's
• 24:39
  whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's
• 24:42
  last to me That's no soul, that's a casualty.
• 24:45
  They pose, we grind, that's a gap, you see. David
• 24:48
  Beckham and his family, that's swag to me. They
• 24:51
  can keep that stage, the fake rich energy. I
• 24:54
  just keep it real, that's a remedy. If they ask
• 24:57
  me who I never want to be, say David Beckham
• 25:00
  and his family on the beat. Let's see what's
• 25:08
  going on with the Beckham family. Brooklyn Beckham
• 25:17
  versus his famous family. You're probably wondering
• 25:20
  why I'm watching the FIFA World Cup 2026 from
• 25:22
  home. It's a long story. My eyes are a little
• 25:26
  passive aggressive. You're no different than
• 25:28
  your dad. That's Brooklyn in a new ad calling
• 25:32
  his situation complicated. Oh wow, so now you're
• 25:37
  exploiting it. Listen, I did not get along quite
• 25:41
  with my dad, but he died of cancer. Now I wish
• 25:43
  I could talk to him. Talk to your daddy, moron.
• 25:46
  Taking a swipe at his dad, soccer legend David,
• 25:48
  who was watching Friday's game with Tom Cruise.
• 25:51
  In the past, the Beckhams often watch World Cup
• 25:53
  matches together. The ad dropped this morning,
• 25:55
  three days after Brooklyn was notably absent
• 25:58
  from David's Walk of Fame ceremony. Yeah, David
• 26:01
  just seems like an absolute douche. And a lot
• 26:03
  of his fans don't want to think about it, but
• 26:05
  he doesn't care about you. He's an idiot. He's
• 26:34
  on the mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing
• 26:36
  fake lives, media's worst addiction. Idiocracy
• 26:39
  crowned, it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait
• 26:42
  queens, welcome to Kardashian News. Kardashian
• 26:44
  News. Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking
• 26:47
  down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake
• 26:49
  lies. Fake lies, fake drama, they choose. No
• 26:52
  talent required, it's Kardashian News. Kardashian
• 26:55
  News. Where the truth gets aired. Wolf gets head,
• 26:57
  Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake
• 26:59
  smells, fake lives, fake lives, fake drama they
• 27:02
  choose No talent required, it's Kardashian news
• 27:05
  Diamond -studded lies sellin' dreams to the broke
• 27:08
  Gold -plated nothin', society inside jokes Hoppy
• 27:11
  ain't scared, Manny roastin' em raw Netbo -babies
• 27:14
  flexin' like they rewrote the law Searchin' through
• 27:17
  the movies, everywhere we flight Hip -hop is
• 27:19
  being exposed under studio lights Instagram filters,
• 27:23
  they mask the truth Hoppy's here to school em
• 27:26
  Welcome to the booth, yeah. Hoppy's got no leash,
• 27:28
  got no leash, no chain. Speaking what he feels,
• 27:31
  never playing the game. No Kardashian can spin
• 27:34
  his name. On this mic, he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian
• 27:38
  news. Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking
• 27:40
  down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smile, fake
• 27:43
  lies. Fake lies, fake drama, they choose. No
• 27:45
  talent required, it's Kardashian news. Kardashian
• 27:48
  news. Shown it up, it's Hoppy, yeah, what's up?
• 27:52
  Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Shown it up.
• 27:55
  All right. Oh, no. We got this right here. Kim
• 28:04
  Kardashian celebrates Northwest's 13th birthday
• 28:07
  with... This made me feel real. Kim Kardashian
• 28:10
  has a teenager. And she dresses like she's 18.
• 28:14
  It's off -putting. Rare throwback photos of the
• 28:17
  teen. Kim and Ye's eldest child may be a teenager,
• 28:21
  but she'll always be her mama's little girl.
• 28:23
  That's cute. I don't really know what to say
• 28:26
  about the kids. I try to leave them out of it.
• 28:28
  Mm -hmm. So now we're going to do Hoppies. Oh,
• 28:31
  oops. Oh. Yo. Brian Hoppy on the mic. Breaking
• 28:39
  down the scenes. NBA drama. Living out the dreams.
• 28:43
  Fetch wives wild. Stories about the queens. Dropping
• 28:46
  knowledge bombs all in on the skis. Hoppy's moves,
• 28:49
  man. He knows it all. Screw sandals to the core.
• 28:52
  Rise and fall. So supposedly Trevor Ariza went
• 29:12
  from making a million a year to about 48 ,000
• 29:15
  a year. So you got to save your money. And Dwight
• 29:20
  Howard says his ex -baby mama trapped him into
• 29:22
  thinking that she can't have kids. Yeah, she'll
• 29:26
  be a lawsuit or whatever. If you're lying to
• 29:28
  him about that, you totally want kids. I don't.
• 29:33
  Respect that. I don't respect when women do that.
• 29:38
  But awesome. You gotta be in a pull -out gang.
• 29:41
  Which you always gotta do. Can't be trusting
• 29:45
  it. A girl can forget to take the piss. I've
• 29:50
  almost had pregnancy scares. So I've been there.
• 29:55
  And I've done that. No pun intended. Oh, you
• 29:59
  gotta be careful, dude. Trust your head sticks.
• 30:07
  It's like that line from the video game Star
• 30:09
  Fox. I remember. Never give up. Trust your head
• 30:12
  sticks. That's how it gotta be when you're dating.
• 30:21
  So a bunch of Knicks fans started destroying
• 30:24
  this guy's taxi in French Montana. Wants to help
• 30:28
  the guy make money. That's a very nice thing.
• 30:34
  Tiago Splatter is now the head coach of the Bulls.
• 30:38
  And here is his speech after the season ended
• 30:40
  for the Trailblazers. Which I think this hire
• 30:43
  is very great. He took a team that literally...
• 30:47
  Should not have made the playoffs. They actually
• 30:49
  were better without Chauncey Billups. They got
• 30:51
  caught hanging out with the mafia. There it is
• 30:56
  right here. Guys, my English repertoire is not
• 31:05
  great enough to express the season that we've
• 31:10
  entered. Super proud of you guys. Yeah, he's
• 31:17
  proud of him. Here's Dave Portnoy saying, how
• 31:20
  can you not like Brunson, but hey, but you can
• 31:22
  still hate the Knicks fans? I'll tell you, Brunson,
• 31:24
  you get guys and they win championships where...
• 31:29
  It's the only sport, basketball, where good offense
• 31:32
  beats good defense. Great offense beats great
• 31:35
  defense. If you have a guy who can do what he
• 31:38
  can do, you're very tough to beat. I love when
• 31:41
  a Boston fan tries to say that the other fans
• 31:43
  are not good. Shut up! So there's nothing flukish
• 31:46
  about it. And my hat's off to the Knicks players.
• 31:50
  Who are a very likable team. I mean, how can
• 31:52
  you not like Brunson? He's small. Everyone doubted
• 31:56
  him. He gave back money to create a team. He
• 31:59
  doesn't talk trash. He's not a me guy. He's with
• 32:02
  these Villanova guys. They're a supremely likable
• 32:06
  team. Their fans are jerks. Their fans is everything
• 32:11
  that makes people hate New York. They riot and
• 32:15
  they burn down. Yeah, so they burn down the city.
• 32:19
  Here is Gilbert Arenas telling Vlad TV he spent
• 32:22
  his $845 ,000 rookie salary before he even played
• 32:26
  an NBA game. I guess your rookie contract was
• 32:28
  $845 ,000. Oh, is that much? Oh, shit. That's
• 32:32
  what I heard. Is that true? I don't remember.
• 32:34
  You don't remember? I spent that before the draft.
• 32:37
  He was famously known for having a huge... Little,
• 32:41
  it was almost like an aquarium in his basement.
• 32:46
  Like you think you're gonna go top 10. Like shit,
• 32:50
  I'm thinking millions. So I bought an Escalade,
• 32:53
  had five TVs in it. Hell yeah, that was like
• 32:56
  in that Pip Marauder. We had to have nice things.
• 32:59
  Or 12s, had the suede. I seen Gary Payne with
• 33:02
  suede on the top. I want the suede roof. There
• 33:05
  you go, so there's that. That James Dolan. honor
• 33:11
  of the Knicks. I told the Knicks to not have
• 33:13
  sex for 10 weeks. Because that would help them
• 33:16
  win a championship. Here is the sacrifice. I
• 33:22
  had this idea that maybe you should give up sex
• 33:25
  for the next 10 weeks. You don't have to give
• 33:29
  up sex for the next 10 weeks. You know he doesn't.
• 33:32
  What? I got an Asian hooker. Watch it. The um.
• 33:41
  You know what Spartans are? They denied themselves
• 33:44
  so that they could have an edge. Get the edge.
• 33:49
  There is something to it. Go home. Talk to your
• 33:53
  wives. Tell them. Don't tell them you're not
• 33:55
  going to have sex. Don't tell them it was my
• 33:57
  idea. But let them know what this is going to
• 34:00
  be like. So there's that. And then here's McKell
• 34:03
  Bridges drunk on Instagram discussing it. He
• 34:07
  brought niggas in say 10 weeks. Don't have no
• 34:11
  sex. Lock in. Yeah. He was a savage. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:17
  Here's Mike Brown describing what a winner is
• 34:19
  like after being fired 90 million times. Even
• 34:21
  if you don't have the quote unquote ultimate
• 34:24
  success that you think you deserve, if you get
• 34:27
  knocked down in life and I've been there and
• 34:30
  get back up and keep fighting, that's a, that's
• 34:34
  a fricking win. There you go. Uh, Here's Carl
• 34:38
  Anthony Towns talking about his fiance on Good
• 34:42
  Morning America. Jordan, your fiance, I think
• 34:44
  I saw her because I saw the bag. I absolutely
• 34:47
  saw the special bag. Oh, there you are. She's
• 34:50
  so freaking hot. Yes. Always bringing that special
• 34:54
  bag. That bag is undoubtedly probably one of
• 34:57
  the greatest articles of clothing that New York
• 34:59
  has ever seen. He's wearing shades because he's
• 35:03
  probably stoned. He looked at OG. He was high
• 35:06
  as hell. Thank you, Jordan. Yeah. So there, they're
• 35:12
  talking about the clown. Trayvon says Jalen Brunson
• 35:16
  will forever own Wemby. Look your killer in the
• 35:19
  face. Look your killer in the face. You got to
• 35:25
  look them in their face. By the way, if you leave
• 35:28
  the court and you... This moron did the same
• 35:30
  things against the Cavs. Shut up! Look me in
• 35:33
  my face and I just beat you? I actually know
• 35:35
  that I own you forever. Because you couldn't
• 35:37
  even look me in the face. And so to see them
• 35:41
  walk off the court, it was disheartening. Yeah,
• 35:45
  it was. It sucked. Here's Rick Brunson and Jalen
• 35:52
  Brunson after the game busting each other's balls
• 35:54
  about him. about Jalen not getting him a birthday
• 35:57
  gift yet? It was definitely more emotional than
• 35:59
  I thought it was going to be right away. Once
• 36:03
  I got on stage and everything, it kind of started
• 36:05
  to settle. But, man, it was everything I dreamed
• 36:10
  of. Seriously. You had that look in your eye
• 36:13
  and in the game. You had that look like you woke
• 36:16
  up this morning like, I'm going to get mine.
• 36:18
  I'm leading this team to a championship. I'm
• 36:20
  not passing the ball. I'm getting 30, 40 points.
• 36:23
  Is that the right assessment? I woke up this
• 36:26
  morning just not wanting to go home and play
• 36:29
  another game. Hey, man, you won the championship.
• 36:31
  I'm letting you know. Hey, hey. Come on now.
• 36:34
  Hey, I was going. I've seen that look before.
• 36:36
  D -Wade, Kobe. Like, I've seen this type of game
• 36:39
  before. I was not going home and playing another
• 36:40
  game. That was my mindset. I think he woke up.
• 36:43
  He didn't want to buy me a birthday gift. My
• 36:44
  birthday's tomorrow. It's all about Rick! I bought
• 36:49
  him a birthday gift. He doesn't know what consent
• 36:51
  means. No, I bought him a birthday gift. That's
• 36:53
  a hell of a gift. Yeah. A gift too? No. You should
• 36:57
  be lucky you're employed. Here is, they did a
• 37:02
  toast at some after party and Jalen didn't say
• 37:05
  it. I think it was Josh Hart in the background,
• 37:07
  but they said F. Wemby. And they all cheered
• 37:16
  to F -Wemby. I love that. And speaking of the
• 37:21
  F -word, here's Mikel Bridges about F those picks.
• 37:24
  Ian? Ian Begley, SMY. I saw you coming off and
• 37:28
  some fans were talking about the pics and using
• 37:31
  expletives. I'm just wondering, what are that?
• 37:35
  Using expletives. I'm a sports reporter nerd.
• 37:38
  I'm mean to you and also just through... They're
• 37:41
  looking at me. What are you talking about, Dan?
• 37:42
  The last two years of, like, criticism, ups and
• 37:47
  downs. I mean, how does it feel to be here for
• 37:49
  you? Ha ha ha ha! You talking about fuck them
• 37:53
  picks? Yes, sir. Fuck them. Look what we got.
• 38:00
  2 -5. Just very grateful. Fuck them picks. Yeah.
• 38:08
  There you go. Oh, well. That's it. Here's a guy
• 38:15
  saying Wembley will never win a championship.
• 38:17
  I do think the Thunder are going to be a lot
• 38:19
  better next year. Wimbinyama proved that this
• 38:23
  was the closest he'll ever be to winning a championship.
• 38:26
  Victor Wimbinyama doesn't have the clutch gene.
• 38:30
  At the end of the day, he's just another guy
• 38:32
  who's tall. He gets nervous. He gets shy like
• 38:36
  everybody else on the basketball court. If Victor
• 38:39
  Wimbinyama blew one double digit lead. I would
• 38:43
  forgive him and say it was just circumstance.
• 38:46
  But Victor Wimbinyama blows leads at home. He
• 38:49
  blows leads in New York. He'll throw the ball
• 38:51
  away at the end of the game. He'll miss a game
• 38:53
  -winning shot. Victor Wimbinyama does nothing
• 38:56
  right. Here's Draymond talking about the NBA
• 38:59
  Finals. I personally think making it to the NBA
• 39:02
  Finals is one of the worst seasons you can have.
• 39:04
  Going to the NBA Finals and winning an NBA championship,
• 39:08
  those two things are so far apart. There you
• 39:11
  go. You can get to the NBA finals and not be
• 39:13
  close to winning an NBA championship. That's
• 39:16
  a good point. And I know that may sound hard
• 39:18
  for people to believe, but those that have won
• 39:21
  championships would definitely understand what
• 39:23
  I'm saying. Those that have been there and didn't
• 39:26
  quite win. I love how they used the footage while
• 39:29
  he's talking of LeBron mad at J .R. Smith for
• 39:31
  dribbling out the clock. Definitely understand
• 39:34
  what I'm saying. NBA Finals look like you closed
• 39:37
  because you lost in the actual NBA Finals. Every
• 39:40
  now and then you have that 2016 Warriors vs.
• 39:43
  Cavs, down to the wire, takes Kyrie Irving in.
• 39:46
  Get a crazy shot. Hell yeah! He's ballin' up!
• 39:53
  Brian, they get a crazy block. But like sometimes
• 39:55
  you see teams like losing the NBA Finals 4 -2.
• 39:58
  They could've won two games in the NBA Finals
• 40:00
  and really not been close. That's true. Here
• 40:03
  is Patrick Ewing, who I'm so happy for, talking
• 40:06
  about how he had tears of joy instead of tears
• 40:09
  of sadness in 99. Does it feel like it's a long
• 40:12
  time coming? It has been a long time coming.
• 40:14
  The last time we were here in 99, I had tears
• 40:18
  of sorrow. Today, I have tears of joy. You know,
• 40:23
  it's a dream come true. We have had this goal.
• 40:27
  I mean, you know, myself as a player, myself
• 40:29
  as... the organization we've had the dream of
• 40:33
  getting to this point and winning the championship
• 40:36
  and we finally achieved it. The last time we
• 40:38
  was here, Tim and David was having a party against
• 40:41
  us, but tonight it's ours. Speaking of 99, I
• 40:45
  know it's not quite the same, but does this at
• 40:47
  least a little bit make up? It definitely makes
• 40:50
  up for it. They got us back then and we're able
• 40:58
  to get them now. When you look at this series,
• 41:00
  Patrick, I think throughout the playoffs, especially,
• 41:02
  frankly, a lot of us here in San Antonio thought,
• 41:04
  whoever wins the West is going to win the NBA
• 41:06
  title. But what the Knicks did on this run, just
• 41:09
  magical, and I don't know if team of destiny
• 41:11
  is kind of too, you know, flaky, too cliche -ish,
• 41:15
  but your thoughts here on what this team was
• 41:18
  able to pull. I'm going to let y 'all call it
• 41:20
  whatever y 'all want to call it. I just think
• 41:21
  that the guys did what they needed to do. Hell
• 41:23
  yeah, I love how this... Sports reporters make
• 41:25
  such a big thing out of it. And then the players
• 41:27
  are like, no, it's just we were playing basketball.
• 41:31
  The sports reporters make a little bit too much
• 41:34
  out of it. But that is just my opinion. And that
• 41:38
  is what I spew here. I say my opinion. Because
• 41:42
  I believe in it. Let's see what's going on on
• 41:44
  YouTube when it comes to the NBA. What's going
• 41:46
  on here? We start with breaking news from the
• 41:48
  Cavaliers tonight. Star guard James Harden arrested
• 41:52
  after an early incident this morning in Texas.
• 41:55
  We're going to get right over... I don't know
• 41:57
  what the hell he was thinking here. But he never
• 42:00
  thinks. Over to Chris Rinkle with more information.
• 42:02
  Why not Chris Rinkle? Not good news for a guy
• 42:05
  who's looking for a new deal. What do we know
• 42:07
  at this time? Yeah, this is not the James Harden
• 42:09
  news we thought. Well, let's be honest. If him
• 42:13
  having a gun stops him from getting a deal, they
• 42:15
  never wanted him. Right here. You know what I
• 42:21
  mean? Certainly not the start to the offseason
• 42:23
  the Cavaliers envisioned with the all -star point
• 42:25
  guard. But here we are. This morning, James Harden
• 42:28
  arrested in Houston for misdemeanor unlawful
• 42:31
  carrying of a weapon. According to Harris County
• 42:34
  Court documents, he was taken into custody around
• 42:36
  3 .41 this morning, released on bond around 7
• 42:40
  o 'clock. Kill James Harden. This all stems from
• 42:45
  when a handgun unholstered was observed on a
• 42:48
  car seat, the passenger seat of a car that James
• 42:51
  Harden owned. He's rotting dirty. It was unregistered.
• 42:55
  Yeah, so that's going to get you in trouble every
• 42:57
  time, especially in Texas. All right, so breaking
• 43:01
  Chicago Bulls news right now. ESPN is reporting
• 43:04
  that the team is finalizing the hire of Portland
• 43:08
  Trailblazers interim coach Tiago Splitter as
• 43:11
  its new head coach. Splitter would succeed Billy
• 43:14
  Donovan during his brief time. Yeah, Billy was
• 43:16
  on way too long. And with the Trailblazers, Splitter
• 43:19
  helped end the team's playoff drought. This is
• 43:23
  what I'm excited about. He took a bad team and
• 43:24
  made something out of it. All right, it is a
• 43:27
  time for a Tampa. Uh -huh. All right. I know.
• 43:33
  Uh -huh. Ryan Hop on the mic spittin' fire again.
• 44:16
  National waves and the city's a sprintin'. Walkin'
• 44:19
  headlines, man, you can't resist. Every scoop
• 44:21
  hittin' harder than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay
• 44:24
  News keep makin' it spin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:28
  yeah. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.
• 44:31
  From St. Pete to the world, we bringin' the fix.
• 44:33
  Bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix. Bringin'
• 44:37
  the fix. All right, I know. Let's see what we
• 44:40
  got right here. Ah, jeez. Take a look at what
• 44:44
  troopers say they found in the front seat of
• 44:46
  a drunk driver's car. Troopers pulled over a
• 44:49
  driver going more than 90 miles per hour on -
• 44:52
  What an idiot. On I -75 in Wesley Chapel last
• 44:55
  night and in the front - Oh, let's get arrested
• 44:57
  tonight. Passenger's seat. They say this is what
• 45:00
  they found. 34 open cans of White Claw. That's
• 45:03
  the most embarrassing part. Not getting pulled
• 45:05
  over. Not having alcohol on the car. It being
• 45:08
  a White Claw. According to troopers, Connor Parody
• 45:11
  was also visibly heavily intoxicated. Ah, he
• 45:15
  needs help. Of what's going on here. Getting
• 45:19
  you started with controversy surrounding upcoming
• 45:22
  concerts by Kanye West in Tampa. Because just
• 45:24
  moments ago, Senators Rick Scott and Ashley Moody
• 45:27
  joining Jewish and state leaders speaking out
• 45:30
  against West. Demanding taxpayer money not be
• 45:33
  used to support those concerts. Alright, what
• 45:36
  a waste of time. We have sex trafficking in Florida.
• 45:38
  But hey, this guy that's a piece of garbage that's
• 45:40
  giving the money locally for the economy. This
• 45:43
  news made me sad. A long -time restaurant in
• 45:46
  Clearwater is going to be shutting its doors
• 45:47
  for good. Quaker Steak and Lube has been around
• 45:50
  for decades. Clearwater Restaurant says it's
• 45:52
  going to close July 5th. Yeah. I used to go there
• 45:57
  with Drew Garano. It sucks! It's a sign of the
• 46:01
  economy! A message posted on Facebook. Management
• 46:03
  says that it thanks the community for years of
• 46:07
  support. Daily events are going to continue through
• 46:10
  the 5th. Alright, so there's that. Let me text
• 46:13
  Drew right now. Did you see this news? Drew Garabo.
• 46:27
  Drew Raymond Garabo. All right, I just texted
• 46:31
  him. All right, let's see what he says. Ah, we
• 46:33
  got this right here. Also in Sarasota, the man
• 46:36
  who hit and killed 13 -year -old Lily Glaubach
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  is now asking for a reduced sentence. No, face
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  what you did. You took someone's life and you
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  left the hidden, you made it a hidden run. You
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  left the scene like a loser. Crash happened in
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  August of 22 and the driver, David Chang, drove
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  off after hitting Alright, so he does not deserve
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  a reduced sentence at all. And then there's this
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  right here. Well, the man accused of killing
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  a USF student after he drove the wrong way down
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  I -75 pleaded not guilty today. Dennis Olson
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  was in court. Man, the wrong way drivers are
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  frightening. It's happening way too much. He
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  has been charged with vehicular homicide, DUI
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  manslaughter, DUI involving serious bodily harm
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  and reckless driving. Oh, whatever. Not whatever,
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  but it's just like, God, why are you driving
• 47:27
  the wrong way? Also, by the way, Another weirdo
• 47:30
  in a Tampa police department. What's going on?
• 47:34
  How did? Load. Can the video load? I always say.
• 47:38
  Tonight, a Tampa police officer is now under
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  arrest, removed from duty after a month -long
• 47:43
  investigation. Detectives say 32 -year -old Jonathan
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  Darling, who - Oh, God, he's the same age as
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  me. You see here, is accused of unlawful sexual
• 47:52
  activity with a minor. Oh, that's good. Not at
• 47:56
  all. along with several other felony charges.
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  This road's burning in hell. And then there's
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  this. Brace yourselves here. Over the weekend,
• 48:06
  we showed you this right here. The arrest of
• 48:08
  a Brooksville woman charged. She just looks like
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  she lives in Brooksville. And you can take it
• 48:13
  or leave it when you're trying to figure out
• 48:14
  what that means. With disorderly intoxication
• 48:17
  and battery on an officer, she spat on the deputy.
• 48:20
  Yeah, and then he slapped her. Slapped her. All
• 48:24
  of it caught on camera. It makes you wonder what
• 48:27
  he does at home. I'm Forrest Saunders, standing
• 48:32
  in front of the state capitol here in Tallahassee,
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  Florida. Another big lawsuit coming for another
• 48:36
  big tech company. This time, Attorney General
• 48:39
  James Othmeyer targeting TikTok. Once again,
• 48:44
  Florida is targeting big tech. Here to announce
• 48:47
  another monumental step. They all have those
• 48:49
  announcer voices. Big tech. Attorney General
• 48:52
  James Uthmeyer Monday filing his latest social
• 48:55
  media lawsuit accusing TikTok of violating Florida's
• 48:58
  social media law for minors, known as HB3. Yeah.
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  Can we work on, like, sex trafficking or not
• 49:04
  knocking down the trees, please? And deceiving
• 49:06
  parents about the risk kids face on the app.
• 49:09
  Okay, well, that's the parents' fault. Time is
• 49:14
  up for TikTok. Oh, whatever. Do you notice there's
• 49:17
  this thing in Florida where they focus on the
• 49:20
  wrong things? Florida does it to itself. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
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  Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back.
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  The hour will be right back. Get the snap in
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  yo, just get the move in yo Yeah, that's that
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  money snap, yeah, that's that money snap Ooh,
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  that's that money snap, oh, that's that money
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  snap I signed my deal, made a million, did the
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  money snap Went to the car dealership and spent
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  the hundred stacks Bought me a Benz and a spaceship,
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  Cadillac Put 50 in my mouth so I can shine when
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  I battle rap You boys don't know me, I'm from
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  the show me, only 45 We'll be right back. We'll
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  bitch Get the snap in your ass, get the move
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  snap, oh, that's that money snap My sister and
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  my mama got the income tax, yeah Everybody seen
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  their ass, but I ain't seen them yet And I know
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  where they at, at the mall poppin' tags runnin'
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  Seein' all them hoes, nigga, blew that lil' nigga
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  mine Got a stack worth of one, threw him in the
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  sky, made it rain Started money snappin', yellin',
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  and he all in the game Man, I'm havin' this fame
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  like a inner -city bag Got my whole clique with
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  me and we drinkin' Moe bag Got two or three strippers
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  tryin' to give me rough sex Money snappin', butt
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  naked, ooh, they ass so thick If I ever go, I'll
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  probably take somebody like Cause I'm tryin'
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  to make money Money snap for the rest of my life.
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  If you can't live it right, then you just came
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  money snap. Yeah, that's that money snap. Ooh,
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  that's that money snap. Yeah, that's that money
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  snap. Throw your head back, baby, shake your
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  threads in this bitch. Get the snap in your fingers,
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  get the move in your wrist. Yeah, that's that
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  money snap. Ooh, that's that money snap. Oh,
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  that's that money snap. I'm on the clock and
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  it's booming, man. I'm facing the cheese. Got
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  Do that money snap. If you just hit a lick, do
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  that money snap. If you got a bad bitch, who
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  packed, sitting in that Benz. Cool for that new
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  hood, you a star. I've got a head back snappin',
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  baby, ooh, that's yeah If your cell phone ringin'
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  and you know it's about to break, well, do that
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  money snap Boy, why you shake off them haters?
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  Throw your head back, baby, show your thrill
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  in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers, get
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  the move in your bitch Yeah, that's that money
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  Throw your head back, baby, shake your threads
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  me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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  may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled
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  as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at the 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
• 57:58
  no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn. To gain education and join the
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  autism, please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism
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  Speaks. It's time to listen. Let's do it, man.
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  C -H -I, got a new sound. Making all the hoes
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  get down. They the big man, make you change swans.
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  Them center players don't do the damn thing.
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  Coming in the club, taking up streets. Taking
• 59:03
  over, man. Going down beats. Got them on charge.
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  Got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed
• 59:10
  to build a spot. Messages to them haters, trying
• 59:12
  to say them gays. Oh, it's gonna blaze you, nothing
• 59:15
  is gonna save you. Bets on the street, bets on
• 59:19
  the beef. If you wanna bounce, bet every point
• 59:22
  to me. City shot time, where I put it down. Ain't
• 59:26
  no limit, drop a piece, matter of time. My thoughts
• 59:28
  out alive, cause you know I call the shots. We
• 59:42
  be good, we be good, we be good We be good, we
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  be good, we be good We be good, we be good, we
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  be good We be good, we be good, we be good We
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  be good, we be good, we be good We be good, we
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  be good, we be good Fuck it, I'm pimpin' Slide
• 1:00:14
  off in the club, bendin' manners in the 50s Don't
• 1:00:17
  fret, don't hang up, smacking up my lip And what
• 1:00:19
  it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout
• 1:00:23
  it, let me see you get loose You bought a street,
• 1:00:26
  get some great goo And P .I .P., I'm puttin'
• 1:00:29
  my hands on you We got the remix, we got the
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  flow We got them getting down on the floor We
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  got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat
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  We got the beat, we got the beat Hey shawty,
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  let me see you get loo -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o
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  -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o
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  -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o I'm makin'
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  up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
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  skin Two at a time, I'm winnin' and winnin' Tonic
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  Grey, dude, I can wear your secret shit Stay
• 1:01:24
  together in my glass like they all best friends
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  I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, walkin' from
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  the day to the dawn People all for square, but
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  my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes
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  on me And niggas with me drinkin' done Hit me
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  mixed with Remy Ma, party goin' on Outro Music
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  sign on. We're going to come back and I'm going
• 1:03:28
  to keep this party going. Hello again. It's your
• 1:03:31
  favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammering Hank. I
• 1:03:35
  may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition
• 1:03:38
  called autism. That's right. It's a condition,
• 1:03:41
  not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,
• 1:03:45
  regardless of who they are. People with autism
• 1:03:47
  normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
• 1:03:50
  communication skills, social interactions, and
• 1:03:53
  leisure activities. In a recent study, people
• 1:03:56
  with autism are less likely to have a job and
• 1:03:58
  more likely to become homeless. I beat Josh by
• 1:04:01
  having 11 friends and family, having a college
• 1:04:05
  education. I have even worked in the San Francisco
• 1:04:08
  Bay Area as an honorary personality for many
• 1:04:10
  years. Always remember that people with autism
• 1:04:12
  want the same things as you. And I appreciate
• 1:04:24
  your kindness. Blow the candles out. Blow the
• 1:04:54
  candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius,
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  birthday November 27th. You'll like that until
• 1:05:01
  I end up in one of heaven. They be thinking they
• 1:05:03
  be claiming the fortune with the bullshit they
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  handing out. So the crystal make a wish and blow
• 1:05:08
  the candles out. Pull an all -white phantom out.
• 1:05:10
  I'm a gentleman with the pants and the shirt
• 1:05:11
  and the shoes and the hat with the shades and
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  the chains and the watch is the reason I be standing
• 1:05:14
  now. That's where ice will spin that cake while
• 1:05:16
  I make the icing off the cake. It's crystal V
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  -Day, y 'all. Come on, everybody. It's crystal
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  V -Day. Gator, Gator Just got my hair done Just
• 1:06:36
  got this bad new Gucci bag Matchin' Gucci pumps
• 1:06:39
  Shoes matchin' the belt Skirt matchin' the blouse
• 1:06:42
  Chain matchin' the ring Yeah, I'm doin' my thing
• 1:06:45
  Y 'all got so many haters Why is so many hatin'?
• 1:06:48
  Sick like a mental patient I floss like a dentist
• 1:06:50
  patient This shit testin' my patience Sick and
• 1:06:53
  workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin' I'm on
• 1:06:55
  it like a stretchin' the skin Layin' on gay skin
• 1:06:57
  Blowin' trish in the wind Just like Yeah, poppin'
• 1:07:03
  those tags, these diesels bustin' the tags I'ma
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  whip it when I'm flowin' hard to get a gon' man
• 1:07:08
  job Models all around me so I'm buyin' up the
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  bomb I'm a hood star and I'm partin' like a rock
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  star I'm better on lean, got my picture game
• 1:07:17
  meanin' You can't no, bring me mommy, I'm the
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  boss of the chain I do it like, I do it like,
• 1:07:22
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
• 1:07:26
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
• 1:07:27
  I do it like I dream with the fresh, yeah. Pox
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  made of skin, but 50 hat, yeah. Old school world,
• 1:07:43
  now I'm on blast. Hit the liquor store, mix the
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  whammy with the boom. Rollin' on the 94, live
• 1:07:49
  it up, I'm sexy. I follow it up, it's on the
• 1:07:53
  floor. I can do it. I do it like my bird. I do
• 1:07:58
  it like it hurts, yeah. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Hoping
• 1:09:09
  and praying that one day I'm gonna make it No
• 1:09:13
  matter what I keep coming strong, strong, strong
• 1:09:16
  I got my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna take
• 1:09:20
  it away I'm never realizing what should be, should
• 1:09:25
  be, should be I wanna stay, stay, stay The lights
• 1:09:31
  are on me so let's get started, started, started
• 1:09:34
  And I'm here I can't do it It's a joke we're
• 1:12:45
  playing, cool, right? Copy's our own son, feels
• 1:12:48
  like robbery in banks Trying to copy on the mic,
• 1:12:50
  dropping wisdom through streams Syndicated sorrow,
• 1:12:53
  now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the hobby
• 1:12:55
  album's coming to a close Radio hits, made it
• 1:12:59
  like a Wilson pose Laughter and joy, dissolving
• 1:13:02
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
• 1:13:05
  just so unfair Outro Music Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:14:15
  Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
• 1:14:17
  on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so
• 1:14:20
  divine The void left in our hearts wider than
• 1:14:23
  a canyon line LINE Empty speakers silenced by
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• 1:14:34
  how the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and backseats
• 1:14:37
  are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts
• 1:14:40
  we can't rewind What a Hoppy hour Oh yeah! And
• 1:15:20
  like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell
• 1:15:25
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:15:29
  is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll
• 1:15:32
  call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
• 1:15:41
  Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
• 1:16:01
  broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.