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Best of Ask Yee (Stank Partner + Get Freaky When Kids Are Near) · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The relationship advice. Need personal advice, just the real advice.
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  Speaker 1: Call up man for asking morning. Everybody is DJ mzy Angela,
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  Speaker 1: Yee Charlomagne the guy we all the breakfast club? Is
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  Speaker 1: time to ask yee Hello? Who's this? Um? I'm staying anonymous?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What's your question for you? Anonymous? Yes we can?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So I have a dilemma. Um, when my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend and I first started dating, we're gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do it in the car, and he pulled his pants
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  Speaker 1: down or the foul older didn't. He didn't fart, He
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  Speaker 1: just like I took a dump and like didn't wipe
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  Speaker 1: his butt. Hey, now we like lisked together. And whenever
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  Speaker 1: we're are you gonna do it? I always, you know,
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  Speaker 1: hesitant because he doesn't wipe his butt. So how older?
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  Speaker 1: And you know he always has days of his boxers,
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  Speaker 1: so skid marks, that's what they call him. Yes, skid mark.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you tell your man like day? Can
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  Speaker 1: you please wipe you? Guys? Is he a grown man
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  Speaker 1: or a baby wearing a diaper? That is disgusting? First
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  Speaker 1: of all, judge that I'm gonna tell you, Oh, is
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  Speaker 1: this envy we're talking about? Here all right, So first
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  Speaker 1: of all, do y'all have wet wipes in the bathrooms
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  Speaker 1: in the house. I think I need to keep him there.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta help him out, man, because there's first
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  Speaker 1: of all, there's no way he don't smell the dude
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  Speaker 1: who coming out his butt when he pulls his pants down.
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  Speaker 1: Number one. Number two, you might have to tell him
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get up in there when you wipe yourself
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  Speaker 1: and wipe yourself good. And you might have to buy
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  Speaker 1: him some wet wipes to carry with him when he
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  Speaker 1: goes places and tell him to use those when he
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  Speaker 1: uses the bathroom, because this is not something that you
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  Speaker 1: can dance around. You have to be direct about this hygiene.
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  Speaker 1: She's right, but I'm not his mama, though embarrassing. One
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  Speaker 1: time you're gonna have you have to tell him because
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  Speaker 1: you know what, if you don't say something, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: just end up having to smell dudu every time you
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  Speaker 1: have sex. Yeah, I can't do that, So just just
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  Speaker 1: telling be like, babe, look at your underwear and see this.
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  Speaker 1: You're not wiping yourself well, are you getting up in
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  Speaker 1: the hole? So you have doodoo staves on your sheets too?
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  Speaker 1: Huh no, no, I would never. You do have to
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  Speaker 1: if it's in his underwears, in the sheets, but you gotta,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta point it out because if you don't say anything,
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  Speaker 1: then I don't Are you just having sex? And then
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  Speaker 1: during the smell, Oh girl, I don't go down here,
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  Speaker 1: but I won't go down on him a lot because
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  Speaker 1: of that, Like I'm always afraid, like I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Why is it so hard to tell a man his
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  Speaker 1: ass thing? I don't know, but you could get can't
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  Speaker 1: you get? You call out or something? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait till you ask. I don't want to. Oh
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  Speaker 1: hell no, I don't want to hurt his ego. That's it. Well, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to get some type of disease either, bacteria, infection.
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  Speaker 1: But this is this is for his own good. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, if you're doing laundry sometimes you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to have to touch that and clean that, right, right,
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  Speaker 1: And this is for his own benefit. This is to
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  Speaker 1: help him out in his life. You gotta show him. Look, baby,
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  Speaker 1: these are wet wipes. Now, me and you were having
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  Speaker 1: this conversation. Don't be embarrassed because we could talk about
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  Speaker 1: anything and trust me, if you're having sex with this man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm protected. You should be able to tell him his
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  Speaker 1: ass stinks and he's not wiping himself. If you can
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  Speaker 1: do that, and you could lay up with him and
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  Speaker 1: do all of that, then you should be able to
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  Speaker 1: communicate with him and telling him, Babe, you need to
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  Speaker 1: clean your butt. It's gonna be so funny when you
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  Speaker 1: tell him his butt stinks. And he was like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing about your poom poom
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  Speaker 1: and guess what and guess what she would do white
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  Speaker 1: pemp poom poom with a wet wife said you ain't crap,
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  Speaker 1: ain't crap you do, wan't even crap, don't you I
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  Speaker 1: ain't thank you, and just listen. This isn't time when
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  Speaker 1: when you got to be direct and be like, look,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if you're just not wiping
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  Speaker 1: yourself right, but there's these stains in your underwear and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I could smell it, So I just want to say,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta wipe yourself better. Here's some wet wipes every
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  Speaker 1: time you go to the bathroom. And you shouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: have sex with him to after he showers. But if
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  Speaker 1: he's not cleaning his butt in the shower either and
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  Speaker 1: then get an out like that. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm to say, but it's cleaning. I won't say. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be on my wife twenty one years and I do
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  Speaker 1: remember a time about fourteen fifteen years ago where she
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  Speaker 1: went down and she was like, hey, man, you need
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  Speaker 1: to go take a shower or something because you know
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  Speaker 1: and you appreciate it. Yeah, I went there. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: didn't wipe properly. I don't know what it was, but
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  Speaker 1: she told me it hurt my feelings. I just went
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  Speaker 1: and took a shower between men, like I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was a comment to me before
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  Speaker 1: once or twice, three times, four times, five times happened
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  Speaker 1: to me before. Yeah so, but like so, that's why
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  Speaker 1: you got to point it out. One day y'all will
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  Speaker 1: laugh about it, and hopefully that day that chella laughing
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  Speaker 1: his butt will be clean. She got embarrassed and pick
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  Speaker 1: up the underwear and be like, what's this and then
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  Speaker 1: let him see the do those stains. He'll get embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: and I'll never do it again. I like that, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? And check your sheets and I
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  Speaker 1: bet you gotta do those stains in your sheets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you knows, trust me. Tapping to me once
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  Speaker 1: or twice put the skin marks in his face. You
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  Speaker 1: go too far? Thank you, mama. How do you like it?
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  Speaker 1: That's actually that's some young boys stuff though, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: like that's that's one of the reasons after I do
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  Speaker 1: a number two, I do go take a shower, except
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  Speaker 1: if you're at work. Yeah, if I'm at work, but
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  Speaker 1: then I'm not like I'm going home and like me
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  Speaker 1: and my wife gonna get right to it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go home smelling like you never pooh and
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  Speaker 1: then have sex right after. Hell, you can take a shower.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want your money, butter pither you better white?
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  Speaker 1: Better bro? All right? Ask ye eight hundred and five
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  Speaker 1: A five one oh five one If you need relationship advice, ye,
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  Speaker 1: Now it's the breakfast club. Good morning, coma keep for real.
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  Speaker 1: Did some real advice with Angela Ye, ask ye morning.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is dj envy Angela Yee, Charlomne the guy we
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  Speaker 1: are the breakfast club. We're in the middle of ask yee, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? Vanna? Oh, what's the matter? Giovanna whispering I'm
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  Speaker 1: whispering because my college shootings home. Okay, okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't want him to hear my question. Oh boy, mommy freaky.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Yeah, dj V, happy anniversary my
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  Speaker 1: husband and I have you celebrating twenty four years or
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  Speaker 1: summer too? Wow? Congrats? Yeah, same to you, Same to you.
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  Speaker 1: My question is, I don't know how you deal with
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  Speaker 1: all those kids, but what to do? Nap these kids
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  Speaker 1: at home when you're trying to get freaky with us?
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  Speaker 1: But why you sustain these long term marriages because y'all
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  Speaker 1: do all kinds of crazy housefully, you know, but we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. Kids just one, just one?
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  Speaker 1: But okay? From college, he sees he's graduated last year,
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  Speaker 1: thank goodness. But you know, with everything going on, his
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  Speaker 1: grad plans didn't work out. He was supposed to relocate
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  Speaker 1: to California. He's home with us. We have a condo
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  Speaker 1: and can't get down the way we usually get down,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Oh, so is there as he ever? Going outside?
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  Speaker 1: Is there someplace like an outdoor space not mall? And
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  Speaker 1: we you know, normally will go to parks, but parks
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  Speaker 1: have been closed. We don't want to get arrested because
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  Speaker 1: he's essential. I own a case this kind of you know,
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  Speaker 1: in the in the public eye. I don't want to be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, known for anything scandalous. But of course y'all
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  Speaker 1: be going to no no, no no, she said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do not now, not now, not doing now. Of
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  Speaker 1: course everything is shut down. We're trying to be safe.
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  Speaker 1: As I said, my husband is essential. I own a
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  Speaker 1: catering business. Shout out to the small business owners. I've
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  Speaker 1: had the front line, still doing my cator in business.
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  Speaker 1: Let's plug that too while we're on here. Oh thank
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  Speaker 1: you if Mama's signature recipes where I'm in club Side Park,
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  Speaker 1: but I work out of a commercial kitchen and Inglewood
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  Speaker 1: so Ingwood Hospital, Holy name tea neck feed the front line.
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  Speaker 1: We're still doing more so. But now, Javannah, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. Doesn't your son have to go to
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  Speaker 1: sleep at some point um now that he's home? Not really?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you know these older kids, they
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  Speaker 1: all FaceTime all hours of the night, you know, um,
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  Speaker 1: and we're not quiet you know what, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's fine. You need to have sex quietly, quietly?
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  Speaker 1: Who yes, and that actually is really fun, But it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't normally he happened, But it's actually very exciting when
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  Speaker 1: you know people louder than me. Actually, no, you have
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to cover his mouth while you're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's actually something really fun about trying to be
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  Speaker 1: quiet while you have sex. And that might just be
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  Speaker 1: something y'all gonna have to do. Just be careful quiet.
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  Speaker 1: It is exciting that we're gonna try. Mama, Mama, Mama.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot be honest with you, especially from DJ people.
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  Speaker 1: All those kids a conduct well. First of all, First
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  Speaker 1: of all, the kids go to sleep, the kids go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep, and the older kids. But oh, he knows
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. You don't think he haven't sucked him
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  Speaker 1: to hear that. Nobody want to hear their parents have
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  Speaker 1: The kids don't want to hear that. A lock on
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  Speaker 1: that door and you and your hub you're gonna walk in.
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  Speaker 1: He's not walking and don't worry about it. He'll put
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  Speaker 1: his headphones on and he'll be in this video game.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you what else you can do.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what else you can do because
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  Speaker 1: you said the head but I'm glad you said that.
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  Speaker 1: Put a sheet on the floor, and have sex quietly
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  Speaker 1: on the floor. We have carpet on our under the floor,
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  Speaker 1: under our bad but all right, but listen, put on
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  Speaker 1: some music, put the TV on, whatever you gotta do. Mama,
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  Speaker 1: don't even worry about your son. You know, my daughter
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  Speaker 1: came into me. She came into my room the other morning,
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  Speaker 1: was like, guys, you know I don't go to sleep
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  Speaker 1: at twelve o'clock, right, you know, I hear everything that
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  Speaker 1: was going on, and and you know what I said,
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, you know how you got here, right?
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  Speaker 1: And then she just walked out. It is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter's eighteen. Your son is he graduated college. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be in his twenties. And he understands. I listen.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to say, you
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  Speaker 1: just need to make a fun game out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Put that sheet on the floor to him. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta be quiet, turn on some music, kind of low,
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  Speaker 1: and just have sex slowly and quietly. He's a grown
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  Speaker 1: ass boy, Mama, he's in your house. He's old enough
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  Speaker 1: now you and Herbie get freaky. He doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: see his mother's face. His father come out smiling, but
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to see me come down to make
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  Speaker 1: his avocado toast after I didn't avocado toast. If you
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  Speaker 1: would wash your hand, washing my hands and everything, but okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll try the sheet on the flour thing. Mama gets
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  Speaker 1: too freaky ass heymmy, this is ask ye. She wanted
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  Speaker 1: advice and my advices have some time with that. It's
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  Speaker 1: a different time, it's a different error. She don't want
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  Speaker 1: her son to hear. But that sheet on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Try to be quiet. Quarantine sex, I mean taking the
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  Speaker 1: long term marriages. You gotta do anytime. And every time
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  Speaker 1: he makes a little noise with his mouth and he
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  Speaker 1: says getting too loud, just cover his mouth and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be quiet. Mama. Nah, and let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question when you find out what to do
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  Speaker 1: with that. Helped me out with the bed because I
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  Speaker 1: haven't figured that out. Yeah, my baby squeaking. We haven't
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  Speaker 1: figured that out, man, we haven't figured we'd be used
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  Speaker 1: w D forty. We put the mattress and everything, and
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  Speaker 1: it's still it's still to the mattress. You haven't I
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  Speaker 1: said label, it said it's happened matt Do you have
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  Speaker 1: an air mattress? No, we don't have no, please, we
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  Speaker 1: would bustling hair mattress. We tried that back in to
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  Speaker 1: play you. Angelie just tried to play you mom. She's
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  Speaker 1: you're a grown ass woman, trying to play you like
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  Speaker 1: you some young with an air mattress. I have a
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  Speaker 1: I have a I actually have an air mattress as
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  Speaker 1: a spare mattress in my house in case I have company.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, here's an air mattress. So sometimes
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  Speaker 1: people come, you can blow up you. No, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: don't work. And it said, actually, it's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: pillow top air mattress and it's very nice. I got
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  Speaker 1: a daughter played automatically. Yeah, I have that for guests,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think that's gonna work. Mama, go in.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about him. You're gonna go and go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take your life. Go in. He knows, he understand.
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  Speaker 1: So I know, you know, j los her marriage. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do. That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Or stick your face out the window let her be
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  Speaker 1: hit it from the back of that way. If you
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  Speaker 1: yellous outside, you go in, you get freaking then my neighbor,
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  Speaker 1: I've already had notices under my door from my neighbors,
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  Speaker 1: so it's the last thing that needed for them to
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  Speaker 1: see my hanging out the window. Now too long hanging
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  Speaker 1: out the window, but you know, let's pick my face
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  Speaker 1: out the window. That's gonna come next. Get on that floor.
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  Speaker 1: And to stain these long, long term marriages, we are
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  Speaker 1: here doing it too. Black love, black head, black love.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do your don't do your catering straight from doing
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  Speaker 1: what you do with your husband. Just make sure you
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  Speaker 1: wash your hand shower. We don't want any extra that food.
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  Speaker 1: I have more love in it, boy, all right, thank you, mama.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Eight drink that ain't love creamy eight drink
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