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Hour 1 - A Cheesy Night · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: the whole thing here. In hour number one Thursday Night Football,
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  Speaker 1: the Commander's quarterback Jaden Daniels looked horrific. How much of
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  Speaker 1: this is on him? And how much of this is
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  Speaker 1: on the Lambeau voodoo. Also, who else gets called the
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  Speaker 1: Congress playing the Commander's blame game? And we'll also talk
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  Speaker 1: about the winners. The Packers are two and zero and
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  Speaker 1: everyone in Wisconsin is spiking the broughtwurst. They're all excited
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  Speaker 1: about that as they are talking about the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: like they've woned. Are you drinking the green kool aid
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  Speaker 1: for the Green Bay football team? We'll talk about all
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  Speaker 1: that and more right now here. It is our number one,
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  Speaker 1: a cheesy kind of a night. Wel come in not
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  Speaker 1: buying should be. So we're back at it again. Glad
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  Speaker 1: the overnight and we begin. Let's see where should we start?
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  Speaker 1: Any meanie miny moe. Oh, there was only one game.
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  Speaker 1: It was an island game. You know we love island games. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: show because every night we're on there's a game, well
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  Speaker 1: three nights a week. You get the Sunday night and
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  Speaker 1: then at the Monday and then Thursday, and so we've
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  Speaker 1: got all that. But our lead this hour is from
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  Speaker 1: the not frozen tundra, a few miles away from where
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  Speaker 1: my younger brother resides. There lambeau Field and the week
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  Speaker 1: two card in the NFL, kicking off in that hallowed venue,
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  Speaker 1: which is pretty whack. I've only been once. I went to.
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  Speaker 1: There was no game. I didn't go to a game.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the gift shop there, which is the
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  Speaker 1: size of like Costco or a super Walmart. They got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, and anyway, a couple of NFC
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  Speaker 1: heavyweights there upstart quarterbacks, the next generation of quarterbacks, at
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  Speaker 1: least in theory, the Commanders and the Packers. So if
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  Speaker 1: you did not see this game, and if you missed it,
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  Speaker 1: well we got you. We watched it. It's our good
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  Speaker 1: mits for the day, so you did not have to
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Love feeling the love. The Packers ended up with
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  Speaker 1: some bad field position, but as a coach told me
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  Speaker 1: years ago, bad field position means good stats if you
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  Speaker 1: make the plays, and Jordan Love made some of them,
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  Speaker 1: made to make all of them, and there there were
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  Speaker 1: some points left on the field, but Jordan Love ended
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  Speaker 1: up with two hundred ninety two yards and a couple
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  Speaker 1: of touchdowns, and the Packers, who seemed like they were
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  Speaker 1: up by fifty points, were not. They ended up beating
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  Speaker 1: the Washington football team twenty seven to eighteen. The final
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday night, and you couple that with the victory
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  Speaker 1: over the Lions back in Week one, and that was
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  Speaker 1: all the way back on Sunday. So they Packers already
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  Speaker 1: have two wins over teams that were in the play
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  Speaker 1: offs last year. And someone named Tucker Craft, someone named
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  Speaker 1: Tucker Craft a proarably it's a tight end had six
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  Speaker 1: catches for a career high one hundred and twenty four yards.
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  Speaker 1: The better story, though, is in the losing locker room,
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  Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels, you told me how great this guy was.
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  Speaker 1: I bought in too, I did. I bought in. I
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  Speaker 1: was a ah. Yeah, Thursday night, short week primetime. The
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  Speaker 1: stars shine under the bright lights, and well, Jordan Love
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  Speaker 1: did not. He had a horrific start to this game,
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  Speaker 1: one of the worst halfs you'll ever see who You're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to say that, but he's a superstar. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he sucked. He had forty nine yards passing in the
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  Speaker 1: first half, and a lot of that was because he
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  Speaker 1: was zipping the ball where it didn't need to go.
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  Speaker 1: It was just bad all the way around. In the
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  Speaker 1: balance of that game. You know, he had some garbage
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  Speaker 1: time stats in the fourth quarter and mathematically the Washington
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  Speaker 1: team was in the game, but realistically they were not anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get into the meeting. The monologue this year
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  Speaker 1: from Jaden Daniels here, the Washington quarterback, who points out
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  Speaker 1: that the execution was slightly different than this game. Take
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  Speaker 1: a list.
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  Speaker 3: They executed their scheme.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it was.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, they executed it really well because they won the
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  Speaker 3: game and we just didn't make plays. Starts with me,
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  Speaker 3: he starts with everybody in France, starts with the whole
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  Speaker 3: offensive skill group. So it's not playing a finger at anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Collectively.
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  Speaker 3: We're all to blame and we'll get back to work.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So that's right out of the handbook. Is you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to say no one individually is to blame, when
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  Speaker 1: absolutely individuals are to blame. Well, here's more from Jaden Daniels.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Jane and Daniels saying, oh, I said no, No,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't care about the fact they lost. He's already
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  Speaker 1: moved on, right, Jaden, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And then the dwell about it. You know, it's early
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  Speaker 3: in the season. I wouldn't expect them by in this
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  Speaker 3: locker room to hit the panic button. We faced a
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  Speaker 3: really good team and we came up short, so we'll
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  Speaker 3: move on to this game.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. Well, I have a talk show
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  Speaker 1: to do, so I'm not going to move on. You
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  Speaker 1: can move on, but I have a talk show four
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  Speaker 1: hours to do. So I'm gonna sit right here and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to slice it up and dice it. And
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  Speaker 1: that's how I'm going to do it, because I have
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  Speaker 1: a job. So that's my gig. And again I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I rant about this the other day. Everyone freaks out
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  Speaker 1: about the panic, but nobody wants to hit the Panama don't.
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  Speaker 1: No panic, no panic, no panic anyway. All right, so
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  Speaker 1: let us discuss the question. You heard some sound there
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  Speaker 1: from Jayden Daniels, So the Commander's quarterback, Jaden Daniels, who
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  Speaker 1: looked absolutely horrible, I mean just horrific. How much of
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  Speaker 1: this is on him? And how much of this is
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  Speaker 1: on the lamboo Lambeau voodoo. You told me there's some
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  Speaker 1: Lambeau voodoo there. Now that Micah Parsons is playing for
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  Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers, so again you've got Jaden Daniels,
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  Speaker 1: who look like he should be playing for the Winnipeg
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  Speaker 1: Blue Bombers the way he performed in this game, and
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  Speaker 1: how much of that is on him, and how much
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  Speaker 1: of that is on the Lambeau voodoo. So I've got
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  Speaker 1: coach meat balls and AOL dial up, if you know
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  Speaker 1: what that is, and we'll come buying all these things together,
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  Speaker 1: and we are going to make some brats and some
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  Speaker 1: cheese kurts. Is where we're gonna make, all right. So
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  Speaker 1: a I do not want to hear about the Lambbo voodoo.
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  Speaker 1: I don't the mystique of the frozen tundra. Anytime the
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  Speaker 1: Packers get a halfway decent team, I have to hear
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  Speaker 1: about this. I remember, they've lost so many big games
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  Speaker 1: in my life at lambeau Field, like playoff cans. Remember
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  Speaker 1: Michael Vick had a terrible game years ago for the
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta Falcons, went in there and beat the Packers. The
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  Speaker 1: Falcons did at lambeau Field. There's been some other home
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  Speaker 1: losses there with on the Aaron Rodgers years. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about that. This wasn't Vince Lombardi
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  Speaker 1: rising from the grave to go cast a spell over
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  Speaker 1: the Washington football team. Jayden Daniels did not trip over
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  Speaker 1: some kind of cheese curd that was thrown on the
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  Speaker 1: field there he flatlined on his own. And while he
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  Speaker 1: wants to move on, that's fine, we're not He was
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  Speaker 1: flying coach, and he was flying coach, that's right, on
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  Speaker 1: the vomit commet. He didn't even have a first class seat.
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  Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels was sitting in coach on the vomit comet.
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  Speaker 1: There was turbulence, There was no oxygen masks. There was
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  Speaker 1: just projectile vomit that was flying in the air everywhere
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  Speaker 1: on the vomit comet. Now, he managed to suck at
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  Speaker 1: a time he cannot mentioned the first half forty nine
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  Speaker 1: yards passing in the first half forty nine right, and
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  Speaker 1: he sucked at a time he can't suck. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. In the NFL Rulebook, page one, when the
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  Speaker 1: lights are bright and they're shining on you. When that's
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  Speaker 1: the case there, you cannot soil the carpet. And there
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of urine that was on the field there. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Jadan Daniels, I guess he tried to burn the rug,
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  Speaker 1: which is one way to do it. Now, what did
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  Speaker 1: I see? I saw a Chris Paul style performance CP
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  Speaker 1: three with bounce passes, which would be great if it
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  Speaker 1: was basketball, But unfortunately the NFL bounce passes don't work.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to throw to your guy, not the invisible
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  Speaker 1: boogeyman running lance in another dimension. And I gotta tell you,
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  Speaker 1: the invisible boogeyman running slants caught a lot of passes
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  Speaker 1: from Jaden Daniels because those things were They were either
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  Speaker 1: sailing in the air or they were bouncing on the ground. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
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  Speaker 1: bouncy bouncy throw to the left, throw the right into
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  Speaker 1: the Lambeau Field shadows, the shadow people at Lambo Field
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  Speaker 1: anywhere but on target. So where were the big place?
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  Speaker 1: Where were the big plays out? So I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: them in a big plays running plays of more than
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  Speaker 1: ten yards, passing plays of more than fifteen yards, And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see too many of us. I did not,
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  Speaker 1: And instead it looked like somebody unplugged the Madden controller
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  Speaker 1: on what had been an amazing run there for Jaden
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  Speaker 1: and Dan. Theyn't looked all great last week either, No
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  Speaker 1: chunky soup, no chunk plays, just watered down broth. That's
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  Speaker 1: all there was now pace two. So who else gets
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  Speaker 1: called the Congress playing the commander blame game? We love
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  Speaker 1: the blame game. Who's going to be called to Capitol Hill.
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  Speaker 1: So that performance in the first half in particular, now,
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  Speaker 1: mathematically they were not out of the game, but it
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  Speaker 1: just looked like that was Dan Snyder's Washington team, that
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  Speaker 1: they had the charm of the old Redskins, right lawsuits
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  Speaker 1: of poenas. The team looked like it was doodling in
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  Speaker 1: the margins instead of running an actual game plan. We're
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  Speaker 1: not sure what they were doing. And don't let Cliff
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  Speaker 1: Kingsbury slink away there. This is supposed to be X's
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  Speaker 1: and O's genius offensive savant, the quarterback whisperer, And if
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  Speaker 1: he was whispering to Jaden Daniels, he must have been
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  Speaker 1: Daniels must have been wearing those noise canceling headphones because
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  Speaker 1: he didn't hear anything. The playbook looked like it was
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  Speaker 1: scribbled in crayon on a Southwest Airlines flight to Green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't even know if Southwest goes to Green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: That's just what it looked like. There was nothing all
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  Speaker 1: that creative, didn't seem like there were any in game
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  Speaker 1: adjustments that were made. It's like, this is our game plan,
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  Speaker 1: this is what we're gonna do. And it's the football
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  Speaker 1: equivalent of a gift stuck in a loop, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just playing over and just a just a bad day.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That we'll move on. Just the groundhog day,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. And what about the commander's defense? Now a
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  Speaker 1: lot of this has been offensively focused, but what about
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  Speaker 1: the commander's defense? You see the game dan Quinn and
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  Speaker 1: you start worrying. This kind of looked like the Falcons
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  Speaker 1: when he coached there after a while, right, just kind
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  Speaker 1: of a flat performance there. I said, well, it's a
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  Speaker 1: Thursday and night, but dan Quinn is a defensive guy.
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  Speaker 1: That's supposed to be his meat and potatoes. And instead
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  Speaker 1: of the meat and potatoes, the Washington football team was
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  Speaker 1: serving up vegan meatballs. And no one wants vegan meatballs.
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  Speaker 1: Even vegans don't want vegan meatballs, right, they're soft, bland,
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  Speaker 1: nobody wants them. And they had this the vibe I guy,
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  Speaker 1: and listen if you watched Benny versus de Penning on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: we hope you did. I obviously had the wrong side
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  Speaker 1: in that game, and I knew right away. I started,
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  Speaker 1: I don't go. I went on social media because I
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  Speaker 1: was amazed at how my commercial Shaquille O'Neal was in
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  Speaker 1: because every other commercial shack was in there. But then
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  Speaker 1: I put the thing away, I turned the app off,
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  Speaker 1: and I started texting some friends. I said, I'm cooked.
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  Speaker 1: They got look at them. I knew right away the
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  Speaker 1: body language very rarely. Are you wrong on that? With
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  Speaker 1: the body language, it looked like they felt sorry for themselves.
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  Speaker 1: That they all, boohooo, we got to go out here
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  Speaker 1: and play on a Thursday. The body language just it
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  Speaker 1: just reaked up. We don't really want to be here.
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  Speaker 1: We really don't want to be We want to be somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: We don't be here, though, we want to go somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: maybe maybe across the street, but we don't be here.
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  Speaker 1: And you could see it, and they were half steps slow,
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  Speaker 1: heads down, like they were just there's like playing some
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  Speaker 1: kind of charity situation or something like that instead of
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  Speaker 1: an NFL matchup. There's no edge to them, And I
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  Speaker 1: was amazed that they still mathematically had a chance to
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  Speaker 1: even cover the spread. Forget whin the game in the
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter. It should have been forty one to ten
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. The way that the separation between
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  Speaker 1: these two teams and the Packers fumbled mallet and they
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  Speaker 1: didn't put the hammer down. Otherwise you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be some kind of NFL guru to know this would
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  Speaker 1: have been a full pantsing, a full humiliation situation. And
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  Speaker 1: the way, the best way to describe how Washington played
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  Speaker 1: it was like a FedEx field pipe, sewage pipe bursting.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how they played, just sewage raining down on fans.
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  Speaker 1: That good fan experience, the all inclusive fan experience, is
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  Speaker 1: that right, No, it's not ring. What is it? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it's brown? I don't know. Why is it smell?
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  Speaker 1: I don't Just keep watching the game, all right? Now,
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  Speaker 1: last word here. So in the winner's locker room, we
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  Speaker 1: will go over to the lesser story. The winner's locker room,
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  Speaker 1: and the Packers are two and oh, two and oh
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  Speaker 1: and everyone in Wisconsin and all the owners of the
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  Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers, the stockholders are spiking the broughtwurst and
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  Speaker 1: right into the cheese dip there. They're so excited they
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  Speaker 1: just won the Super Bowl. So I asked the question,
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  Speaker 1: are you, as a neutral party like me, are you
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  Speaker 1: drinking the green kool aid? Are you voting yes? That
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  Speaker 1: this is legit, that this is going to continue. So
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  Speaker 1: I am an undecided voter on this. I was really
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  Speaker 1: down on the Lions. I thought the Lions it was
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  Speaker 1: more about what the Lions didn't do than anything special
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  Speaker 1: the green Bay Packers did last week. The Lions look
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  Speaker 1: a lot weaker than they have been in recent years,
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  Speaker 1: and they had some kind of playoff hangover from losing
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  Speaker 1: last year. And then Washington, as we pointed out, they
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  Speaker 1: showed up like they just really didn't want to be
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  Speaker 1: there like they had they they went to the DMV
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  Speaker 1: and they didn't have an appointment, and then they had
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  Speaker 1: to wait online and they ended up waiting for like
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  Speaker 1: eight hours online and then it was they could to
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  Speaker 1: another line that was like three hours, So they spent
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  Speaker 1: eleven hours online and they were kind of tired and
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to sit down. They want to play the game.
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  Speaker 1: And so you look at it from that perspective, and
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  Speaker 1: in those bifocals, it's two softballs that were lobbed right
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  Speaker 1: down the middle underhanded. Green Bay swung. To their credit,
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  Speaker 1: they hit home runs, but they're eating cupcakes. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need a knife to eat a Cupcake's good for them,
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  Speaker 1: It does not mean you're the nineteen eighty five Bears
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  Speaker 1: defensively reincarnated, and don't even get me started on the
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  Speaker 1: Amazon broadcast because they had Micah Parsons. I had to
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  Speaker 1: mute them at one but now I love al Michaels.
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  Speaker 1: But the other people on that broadcast, holy crap, man.
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  Speaker 1: The way they were making it seemed like Michael Parsons
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  Speaker 1: was the human version of he Man stopping on skeletor.
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  Speaker 1: And I must have been using AOL dial up to
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  Speaker 1: connect to Amazon, because I didn't see it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Parsons was fine standard, pretty good defensive players
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  Speaker 1: used the highest paid player in the NFL other than
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback. You should play really well every play every game.
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  Speaker 1: And yet again, a lot of that came in the
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  Speaker 1: second half. A lot of his production came in the
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  Speaker 1: second half when even though mathematically Washington was in the game,
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  Speaker 1: he just didn't get the vibe they were And Parsons
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  Speaker 1: made a couple of plays al Michaels and it was
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  Speaker 1: really the random women. I don't know who they aren't,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I don't write their names down, and they're just an
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you know. The the entire broadcast was annoying, uh, And
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: they made it seem like he was wearing Micah Parsons
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a cape and he was leaping tall buildings in a
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: single mound. You know, calm down, by the way, Just
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: how bad is the Amazon broadcast in general? I mean,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: do they deliberately assemble? Do they have meetings at Amazon's?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: How can we get the most annoying group of human
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: beings and let them talk football while they talk over
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: each other like it's a holiday dinner with your in laws.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: It's just brutal. Now again, we love al michaels Herb
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Street's fine, he annoys me sometimes, but the rest of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the pregame, halftime, postgame crew, it's like the island of
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: misfit toys. There. You've got Ryan Fitzpatrick who gives out
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: that like kind of annoying, over the top uncle energy.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: You've got Richard Sherman who's just filibustering. I don't think
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: he even knows what he's saying. And then you got
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Tony Gonzalez who looks like he doesn't want to be
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: there because he's too cool to be there, and he
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: would like to take an Uber, but not just an Uber.
• 18:11
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• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I'm look how good looking I am. I don't need
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: to be here. You people are ugly. I'm Tony Gonzalez.
• 18:20
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• 22:38
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• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Al Michaels, Well, yeah, Al's Al's a generational legend. Al Michaels.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I mean I could listen to Al Michaels read Wikipedia
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: pages and I'd be fine with that, you know, I'm ok.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Although it was weird the Amazon promo before the year,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: they had a sizzle reel with al My walking alongside
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: herb Street and some other person I don't know who
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it was. And Al's old. He doesn't walk that fast.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: He's an old man, how old, really old, like like
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: in his eighties old like he's old, and like, you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: don't need to show a promo of a you know,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a guy that in that age range walking He just
• 23:21
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• 23:23
  Speaker 1: get older, you things slow down and it's more of
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a hobble. Yeah, it's not He's not running around like
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: a gazelle. You know he's not He's not exactly a gazelle,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: but Al's he's exactly eighty turns eighty one in November.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, come on, whose idea? Who
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: at Amazon thought that was a good idea? Because I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: don't think that was a good idea. I don't anyway.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Ryan says that Tarico is slightly better than Beth Mowens,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: while he's a lot better than her. Can someone tell
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: her she's really really bad as an announcement? Well, I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: think you just did. I think you just let her
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: know apps absolutely. Ryan then says he says, I have
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a list. Well, we don't do lists, Ron, you can
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: give me a big board. He said, the sad five,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: not fab but sad five worst play by play announcers
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: in order. He says, number five Beth Mowens and number
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: four Mike Tarrico. Number three Chris Myers. Well that hits
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: that hits close to Chris is fine. Mark Jones, Oh
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: he's terrible. God is he bad? That guy does suck.
• 24:30
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• 24:32
  Speaker 1: get those gigs because he is really bad at his job.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: My God is horrible. Uh and then he says tied
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: for number one, Beth Mowing. I thought she was number five,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Well how she number one? And then uh, pam pam
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: ward he said, so, all right, well whatever, that's your fine,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: fine opinion. There. Who else do we have? Let's see
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: page down. The Green Bay Gobbler checked in. He's there,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Fat Daddy, his big bang, great monologue to start the show.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: As always, Daddy, you are at Well, that's Fat Daddy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: You're absolutely right on those want to be no names
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: on the telecast for Amazon Prime Football Thursday night. And
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: not only not only do a majority of the people suck.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: The game kept buffering, and then Amazon and then they
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: were the streaming service sucks. That's so his issue. They
• 25:28
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• 25:31
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• 25:33
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• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I don't need better WiFi. My WiFi is fine. Why
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: why do I need better WiFi to watch your stupid show?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: And they'll blame you. I did see truck Stop Fungus,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: The Great truck Stop Fungus announcing his retirement. He said
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: he will still be part of the show as he's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: leaving the trucking world and he's settling into his new
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: life in the Sunshine States. So good luck to truck Stops.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: One of the great characters. I told him, I said,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: one of the great characters on the show. We're gonna
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: miss your daily contributions. But he's retired now, so he'll
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: be able to call in whenever he wants in theory,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: because he's not like he has to get up to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: go to a job or has to drive his truck
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: somewhere and has to be there by a certain time
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and have to worry.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: About How exciting to retire.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I ever
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: want to retire, you can find a new hobby. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: have no hobbies. I don't like, I don't have any
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I don't have any hobbies. I don't mean the new
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Bob ross Well, that's a sad story. Bob ross Man,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: he got he didn't make any money while he was
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: doing that, and then you know the people. It's like
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: other people have made a lot of money off Bob
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: ross Oh yeah, yeah. There were some documentaries I mean
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Bob Ross. One of the funniest things about his set.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I used to watch it. I used to skip schol
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: because I was a terrible student. And when I was
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: a kid, we didn't have the internet. It was a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: stone age, so it was either game shows. I'd watched
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the TV game shows in the morning, and then they
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: put soap operas on and I'm like, I'm not watching
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: that crap. So then I would flip around and I
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: wouldn't watch that. So I turned on Bob Ross over
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: on PBS, Happy Little Trees, right, And then I saw this,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: this documentary about Bob Ross, and they said that he
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: was so poor that he decided that he couldn't afford
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: haircuts regularly. So he you know, back in the old days,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: he had a perm and he hated it, but it
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: was cheaper than getting his haircut. And then that became
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: what he was known for because it looked so ridiculous
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: on television, and that became his thing. And then they
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: were like, you can't get rid of that. That's how
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: people know. And I don't want it. I can afford
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a haircut, No, you got to get you you got
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to keep it. That's and it became his and he didn't.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: He didn't want it. He only did it. He only
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: did it because it was he was poor and he
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: wanted it. He's like, I can't. I want to spend money.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: But you got to really be on the on the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: wrong side of things of the ledger to be like,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I can't even afford to get my haircut once every
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: couple of you know, a couple of you don't get
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: your haircut back for a haircut. Well, yeah, but you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: were getting paid three cents an hour, so that's the problem.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Thing was cheaper, but you were getting paid Penis. Let's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: go to the phones and we'll start out now in
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the belly of the Beast where they are celebrating their
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers. The season
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: is over. The Packers have gone undefeated two game season
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: and they they're gonna get their Lombardi Trophy. And now
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to celebrate, boots on the ground, the Green Bay Gobbler, Gobble,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Gobba Gobbel, Hello, green Bag Gobbler.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: Long time, no talk.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It's been way too long, gobbled. It sounds like you're
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: feeling no pain.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Ben.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: We have the best record in the NFL right now.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: What can I say?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, undefeated, greatest team. I'm one of the all time
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: great defensive teams. Jordan loved better than Aaron Rodgers at
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this point. Yes, yeah, well I am.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: I am gobbling my way into the militia. And I'll
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: tell you what. I gotta give a shout out to
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: shanea to mine to talk me into calling in tonight.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Let's just do that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Don't don't be don't be doing shout outs. You're not
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a morning show. We're not a morning show. We don't
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: do shout outs. I can't say hey, I can't I
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: can't tell Kelly to feel better there our friend, don'tnut Kelly.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I can't tell because I'm not a morning show. I
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: don't do that kind of thing.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Let's thank you, Jerry, take you, Jerry. Defense wins games.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Appreciate it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Does it win championships? Though might win games? Was does
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it win championships?
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: It absolutely wins championships. Thank you for correcting.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, if you have a time machine and
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: you can go back to like nineteen eighty five or
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: two thousand, yeah, sure, absolutely, that's why he's the Green
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Bay gobbler. See between, I love it. I love it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You're doing your own sound effects there and between every take.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Just gobble, gobble, gobble. That's all you got to do
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that because you're the gobbler. That's what you do. Man.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you Green Bay Gobbler. All right,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: go away. There's the great Green Bay Gobbler making his debut.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: He's been very active on social media, but there he is.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: He called in right there. Well, that leads us into
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: some tremendous rhythmic chanting from lambeau Field. The Green Bay
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Packers had defeated the Washington football team and postgame celebration
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: on the Amazon broadcast, Michael Parsons, the NFL's highest paid
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: non quarterback, came out there and it turned out to
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: be a musical performance the crowd. There were about one
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: thousand people or so that stuck around lambeau Field to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: watch MICHAEH. Parsons, and he was serenaded with some rhythmic chanting.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Jerry, Thank you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Jerry, thank you, Jerry, thank you. Yeah, Rick, there you go.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: That's not bad. So we'll tribute to Jerry Jones.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: That's better than the fire and Nico Chance. Yeah, solid,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: not quite as good as the Urban Byre. That's still
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: tops like the Urban Meyer chant from years ago because
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it echoed. There was a lot of echo at the
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Ohio Stadium there with the Horseshoe in Columbus, and then
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: they were Urban Myer. That was still better. But the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones one not bad. There were certainly more people
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: at the Jerry there. It is yeah, urban urban See
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that one's also good because the guy who's like leading
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the chance sounds like Homer Simpson. I know, yeah he does.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And that sounded like there were It sounded like there
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: were a lot of people that actually I thought there
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: were only a few people. That sounded like there were
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a fair amount of people. But let's do the side
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: by side comparison. Now, close your eyes if you're driving,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: do not close your eyes. Let's try to imagine what
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: is better here, and we'll present the Jerry chance first.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: This is option A. Let's hit this one right here.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jerry, thank you. Jed Rube all right, not bad,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: not bad? All right? Hell here's option b our friend
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Urban Meyer. All right, do we have the Ed and
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Spokane chant. You don't know this, Loraina, But when I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: did a Mallard meet and greet in Seattle. We had
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: the event. It was great, big legends there. Nostradinas was there,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and we had who else was it? We had Robbie
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: the Mariner fan was there. And so then the day
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: after we marched through the streets of Seattle to go
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: to a Seahawks game. They were playing the forty nine Ers.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: It was a Sunday night game to close out the
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: regular season. The winner made the playoffs. The loser, I believe,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: went home if I remember correctly. Anyway, Ed and Spokane
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: decided that he wanted to chant my name as he
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: had a megaphone as we were walking through the streets
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: of Seattle, and it made for quite the scene. Notice
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: no one else's chanting. Notice the difference between the chant
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: for me and the chant for Urban Meyer. It's slightly different,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: you know, very similar, very similar. This is a little
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: little different. The pace of it is similar. Yeah, that's
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: what a great night that was. Actually in the afternoon
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: that was That was fun. That was a good time,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and I luckily did not get shanked by some of
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the homeless in Seattle who were giving us the evil
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: eye because they were trying to sleep because they were
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: on you know, doing drugs or what they were doing
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: laying around the streets, and they were like, what are
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: these idiots with the megaphone, you know, wandering through the streets. Anyway,
• 33:59
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  Speaker 1: there it is. That's that is a massive name. If
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  Speaker 1: get to the payoff on the who am I? Game?
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  Speaker 1: And here it is Packer's running back Josh Jacobs had
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  Speaker 1: a touchdown, has now had a touchdown round eleven straight
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  Speaker 1: playoff games, including plus rather eleven straight games including playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: I have the longest touchdown streak since the merger, which
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  Speaker 1: is like fifty plus years now since the merger. That
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  Speaker 1: very funny names. Let's see here Malard prop guy who
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  Speaker 1: answer is Alf the Malard Militia Brigadier General Alf. Who
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  Speaker 1: else do we have? Django unchained from Manuel in Guardina,
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  Speaker 1: Ammon Green from the Green Bay Gobler, Gobble Gobble Gobble,
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  Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison said the answers the Green Bay Gobbler,
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  Speaker 1: the Fabulous Moolah from Bobby in Florida. Bob Saggott guess
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  Speaker 1: by Alf the Alien, O Piner, Miles Turner from King Rory,
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Murray, Eddie Murray, Eddie Murphy from Scrooge and Eddie Murray.
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  Speaker 1: I guess who else? Chiefs Legend Priest Holmes from Eloy
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  Speaker 1: from Compton. Who else? James going with Young Justin Cooper
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  Speaker 1: or Mark Davis as his answer. Adrian Peterson from FEMI
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  Speaker 1: in Minnesota, Who's the number one? Uber eats delivery driver? There?
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  Speaker 1: Andy and Lionel Lakes going with Marshawn Lynch as his answer.
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  Speaker 1: Buck e the Beaver from Milkman Mike in Colorado. Touchdown,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Bardell from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Big Lou, he
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  Speaker 1: is on number two because he cheated. You're a cheater,
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  Speaker 1: bad job by you. Who else do we have Kyron
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  Speaker 1: Williams running back from the Rams at Shine in Portland,
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  Speaker 1: Tua Turna the ball over from the Nature Boy Kicker,
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  Speaker 1: Tony Zendejas from mad Jack? Who else? Emerson Boozer from
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  Speaker 1: Fat Daddy. Can't read that on here, Lorena? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have an answer? Lorena? I can only think of Julia Roberts. Well, yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: great NFL career, Julia Roberts. She was very elegant, marvelous, yes, dressed,
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  Speaker 1: just one of the incorrect the correct answer the record,
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  Speaker 1: since the mergerer for touchdowns is John Riggins. Fifty John
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  Speaker 1: the Clapper team called the Redskins back in the day,