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Phony Negroni | Son of a Boy Dad #265 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Twenty five PM. Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Pal?
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  Speaker 5: We saw you the hockey game mark, So I know
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  Speaker 5: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 5: See it fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 5: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 3: How are we.
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  Speaker 1: Doing upon the revelation that Grace O'Malley makes two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars a year. Stick around because on
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  Speaker 1: this very episode, little Sasquatch, we'll take his own life.
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  Speaker 5: I did. We talked about I was thinking about shaving
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  Speaker 5: my head for the bit, but then I woke up
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  Speaker 5: this morning and I was like, that's not worth it
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  Speaker 5: at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so disappointed that you had the locks.
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  Speaker 5: To be honest, I was like, I was gonna get
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  Speaker 5: a haircut. The thing with getting a haircut is like
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  Speaker 5: I'm always like, I fucking need a haircut. I look
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  Speaker 5: in the mirror and I'm like, oh man, I hate
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  Speaker 5: my hair. I gotta get a haircut. But then I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: then I have the time to get a haircut, and
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  Speaker 5: then I'm like, I'd literally rather do anything else than
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  Speaker 5: get a haircut. Like there's like I'd rather just sit
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  Speaker 5: on the couch then just go get a haircut. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: So now I've decided, I've I came up with a
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  Speaker 5: new plan because I don't even like getting my haircut
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  Speaker 5: in New York City because it's all like the Dominicans
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  Speaker 5: and they don't know how to cut my hair. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go. When I go to Bloomington tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna go. You're gonna take a flyer on Bloomington
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  Speaker 3: a place to get your hair cut.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna go to Supercuts or like a Great Clips.
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  Speaker 5: That's where they know how to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, great legs, Great Clips.
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  Speaker 5: Because if you go into if I go to the
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  Speaker 5: barbers around me and I'm like, can you just give
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  Speaker 5: me there, they don't look yeah exactly, yeah, low taper fade.
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  Speaker 1: They'll give you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah exactly. So that's why I'm gonna go. I
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  Speaker 5: gotta go to somewhere a little more white.
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  Speaker 1: In Bloomington, Indiana, or Bloomington, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 5: Place i'd assume yeaheah, all of America. I might go
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  Speaker 5: in the mall.
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  Speaker 1: You'll you'll probably wind up with at like a Somali
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  Speaker 1: Great Clips or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I would.
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  Speaker 1: I think they have a lot. I think they have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Somalies up there.
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  Speaker 3: They do.
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  Speaker 5: We're staying in Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get some walleye while you're up there.
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  Speaker 5: Walleye over good Walleye out there.
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  Speaker 3: You got to go to what was it called fork
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  Speaker 3: and spoon or something. Yeah, yeah, did I tell you
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  Speaker 3: about that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. You said that as if that was
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  Speaker 5: information in one ear out the other. Yeah, it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be it's me and Molk. I mean where it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be burger king at fucking two am.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to do me a favor and try
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  Speaker 3: to go to one restaurant that you I can promise
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  Speaker 3: you to me is probably one of the top three
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  Speaker 3: restaurants in the America I've ever been to. And it's
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  Speaker 3: not like a fork and spoon. Let me look it up.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we have plans. We got big plans for Friday
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  Speaker 5: haircut that might probably pre hair post haircut. Spoon and
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  Speaker 5: spoon and spoon and stable, spoon and stable. Yep, I'll
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  Speaker 5: have to check it out.
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  Speaker 1: That passes like three of my rules for whenever I
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  Speaker 1: go on the road and I'm looking for a good restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you said nothing with spoon or fork.
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  Speaker 1: No, not always something with spoon fork, and and if
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  Speaker 1: there's something and something like pig and twine or something
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  Speaker 1: like that, that restaurant's.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna rule ashen Ford.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Tom and Maine or something like that. That
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  Speaker 1: would be really good. Or something that's like the like
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  Speaker 1: the rusty knife. There's something spoon, If there's something like that,
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  Speaker 1: those are always things to look for.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go. You know who was there when I was
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  Speaker 3: eating there? Who? Rudy Gobert?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's fun. Tough to miss the back of the
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  Speaker 3: chair barely reached the top of his butt.
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  Speaker 5: Crack Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: He's seven to four. Yeah, it is a preposterous site
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  Speaker 3: to see on that size eating dinner at a table
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  Speaker 3: with three other people.
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  Speaker 5: Every chair is a stool.
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  Speaker 1: We also have lumbar support though. That's got to be amazing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they'll five s one is always supported. Crazy, how dislike
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  Speaker 1: that guy is? I feel like everybody hates Rudy Gobert.
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  Speaker 3: He was in the lab in Wuhan. Really he leaked
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  Speaker 3: he leaked it.
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  Speaker 1: He was one of the first one. He had COVID
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  Speaker 1: in his hand like a dandelion.
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  Speaker 3: And yep, blow at a high school party with COVID.
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  Speaker 5: We're we're going to tour the Vikings facility.
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  Speaker 1: No you're not, Yeah, we are. That's such love, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, how is that? Who set that up?
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  Speaker 3: I know? Guy? Are you going to see the work
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  Speaker 3: workout facility. I think the gym. I think so you
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  Speaker 3: see their sort of training facility, like the I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to see the locker room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to smell it, Bro, I want.
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  Speaker 5: To be I want to see it in justin Jefferson's seat. Yea,
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  Speaker 5: in his locker.
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  Speaker 3: I doubt they'll let you do that.
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  Speaker 1: I bet they will, Bro, Why not you?
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  Speaker 5: Why not me?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Grace got to hang out with the Eagles. Why can't
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  Speaker 5: I hang out with the Vikings.
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  Speaker 1: I think they won't be in the actual locker room.
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  Speaker 1: I think they'll be at the practice facility. Oh wait, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they have an away game, so you're good. You'll be
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  Speaker 1: able to sit in his locker. Probably they'll be in
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  Speaker 1: LA for the rams.
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  Speaker 5: They said they're gonna let me put on his gloves.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be so sick a video of you in there,
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  Speaker 1: like running a route, running a button hook.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, if Sas tried to catch one of those sideways,
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  Speaker 3: you know, balls from the machine machine, it would go
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  Speaker 3: through his fingers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You see Joe Melton fucking third fastest pass in NFL history. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: damn on his first game?
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  Speaker 3: How long they've been?
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  Speaker 1: How long?
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  Speaker 3: They've been recording that, though not that long.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they were recording the velocity of Brett
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  Speaker 3: Farv's passes. And I can now that far I think
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  Speaker 3: was one. Okay, I'm glad to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: It was either it was like, so you were right
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  Speaker 1: that Brett Farv.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad I threw that out there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it was Brett Favv. Brady Milton would breeze,
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  Speaker 5: wasn't was Brett Favre not on it?
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  Speaker 3: No, but that's he's before they started recording, which is
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  Speaker 3: what I was worried about. I'll try.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers was on it.
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  Speaker 1: And of course the brother Kaepernick.
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  Speaker 5: They had hurts on his slowest. Probably it was his
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  Speaker 5: Hail Mary attempt in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: The wind caught it and like started bringing it back
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  Speaker 1: the other direction turn into a lateral.
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  Speaker 3: Milton's was the second fastest in NFL history. The only
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  Speaker 3: one faster was brock Ausweiler at sixty two point eight
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  Speaker 3: miles per hour.
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  Speaker 5: See, it's hard to get your information these days because
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  Speaker 5: like there's seven hundred different accounts that you think are
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  Speaker 5: the NFL that are tweeting. But then Nick turns out
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  Speaker 5: they like capitalized an I or something.
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  Speaker 3: Jordan now Jordan love Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you already have conflicting information. Who keeps the stats
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  Speaker 1: right now? So many stats, so many all pro teams,
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  Speaker 1: so many all pro teams. He saw the PFF all Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: came out theff's All Pro and then Takuan second team
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  Speaker 1: All Pro and PFF what do they.
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  Speaker 5: Watch Lamar's All Pro?
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  Speaker 3: A dude.
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  Speaker 5: Those those accounts pissed me off. The ones that are
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  Speaker 5: like and it's like Lamar, PFF All Pro, Josh Allen
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  Speaker 5: with like an X next to it, and they're like,
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  Speaker 5: did they get it right? Did PFF get it right?
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  Speaker 5: And it's like another account that's like mL.
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  Speaker 1: Football, is that the ranking one?
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  Speaker 5: They're all there's a thousand of them.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love them so nice.
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  Speaker 5: I want one account.
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  Speaker 1: I put in a game time request to try to
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  Speaker 1: go to this Eaguals game. Really yeah against the Packers.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like it's gonna be snowy, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be sick in Philly. I'm waiting to hear. But the
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  Speaker 1: tickets are like cheap. They're like you can get in
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  Speaker 1: for less than two hundred dollars to a playoff game.
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  Speaker 5: You want to hook a brother up, you want to go,
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  Speaker 5: I'd go, yeah, Frank.
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  Speaker 3: Potentially, I don't like doing much. You've had that effect
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  Speaker 3: on me.
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  Speaker 1: You slow Yeah, you really slowed him down.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen the value in not doing much.
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  Speaker 5: There's value not doing much. There's also a value in
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  Speaker 5: not going to football games because the games are way
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  Speaker 5: better on the TV than they are in person.
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  Speaker 1: The pigs in the blanket multi tier, just pigs in
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  Speaker 1: the bank blanket spilling into pigs in the blanket, spilling
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  Speaker 1: into pigs in the blanket.
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  Speaker 5: The commercials piss you off when you're watching football until
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  Speaker 5: you go to a game live and you're like, I'd
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  Speaker 5: rather be watching commercials than just watching the team just
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  Speaker 5: standing on the field doing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be creatures out there. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to watch the drunkest, most unruled Huh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to go.
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  Speaker 5: You're out now, because I was gonna wear my Gibbs jersey.
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  Speaker 1: You would get your ass beat. Did you see the
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  Speaker 1: guy at the Flyers?
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  Speaker 3: That was insane.
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  Speaker 5: There was a bunch of shit like that happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: There were two leafs fans, Indian bros who were waving
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  Speaker 1: at all the Flyers fans, and the guy just went
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  Speaker 1: down like seven rows of just walking over the seats
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  Speaker 1: one piece and then two pieces the other.
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  Speaker 3: But first he was like, oh, as if he was
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  Speaker 3: just like rasing them, and then he started unloading punches
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  Speaker 3: on them, and they were like.
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  Speaker 1: What the heck man?
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  Speaker 5: What the what the heck man? Well, because those people
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  Speaker 5: will make those people make like a sports rivalry not fun,
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  Speaker 5: because then you're like, well, if I go to this
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  Speaker 5: game and I wear a jersey that's not the home
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  Speaker 5: team jersey, am I gonna die? No, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 5: get killed.
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  Speaker 3: Probably would have been fine as long as you didn't
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  Speaker 3: go after the game after the home team had lost
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  Speaker 3: in front to the front of the court or the
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  Speaker 3: rink or the field and be like, goodbye losers.
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  Speaker 5: That's rounds move bye loser, Roaned. I was. I was
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  Speaker 5: with Rown and he did you always forty five minutes straight.
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  Speaker 1: I was doing it too. It was because the team
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees had already won. So the Yankees killed the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees and then the Red Sox. It was to the
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  Speaker 1: fans of the team that had won. That was the
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  Speaker 1: joke of it. I wasn't just doing it randomly.
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  Speaker 5: No, because we were at Yankee Stadium. It was to
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  Speaker 5: the of the team that were already people are filing
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  Speaker 5: out and runs going bye.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy. I wouldn't do it without a job.
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  Speaker 5: I was doing to the people who ship faced out
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  Speaker 5: of his mind doing it for forty five minutes straight.
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  Speaker 5: It's not what it was me Rowan, KB and Nick
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  Speaker 5: and we were all like, dude, this is like a problem.
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  Speaker 3: We're looking at handle everybody. This was.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: This was pretty jacked KB.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: He's still a wrestler. Cauliflower ears true.
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  Speaker 5: This was back when KB was like one twenty, not
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: like like not like two hundred steel cab.
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  Speaker 1: Sprawl, just sprawling. It is funny seeing old clips of KB,
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  Speaker 1: oh because he does look like one of the mom
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  Speaker 1: stars without their powers. Yeah, Like he's sitting like Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: Carter in a seat, like his feet aren't even touching
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  Speaker 1: the ground. And now it's just like.
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  Speaker 5: How fucking a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the universe. He's expanding in all directions.
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  Speaker 3: You know, He's not just like getting the more typical
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  Speaker 3: jacked way.
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  Speaker 1: He's his consciousness too. He's he's the one person that's
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: almost always right, and even when everybody's in on something,
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  Speaker 1: he'll kind of give the different perspective on it.
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  Speaker 5: You hear their back the kb's backpack story on anis
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  Speaker 5: this week or last.
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  Speaker 1: Week when they searched his backpack where.
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  Speaker 5: He left his backpack at the gym to go get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.
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  Speaker 5: And the guy was like, what's in it? And he
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  Speaker 5: was like, I can't name a He was like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That was a funny.
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  Speaker 1: That is so fucking funny. It would be nice to
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  Speaker 1: record with them when while we were out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: So we're trying to get Sass to come out to
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  Speaker 1: Chicago next.
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  Speaker 5: Week thinking about it. Wouldn't hate seeing that, Uh seeing that?
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  Speaker 5: Uh finale live?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been watching? Oh yeah, you watched the Pet
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  Speaker 1: Deub What the Pink Wedding?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, banger spoiler or I don't want to talk
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  Speaker 5: about it for too long because I feel like we
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  Speaker 5: don't have We did the we did the Christmas episode
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  Speaker 5: and we were like we're like, all right, we're gonna
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  Speaker 5: clap and then we'll like, well, we'll make a lot
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  Speaker 5: of noise when we stopped talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: And we never stopped talking about it. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it anymore anyway, Francis. Francis took me
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: and my wife out to a really nice dinner.
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  Speaker 3: What a rnification of last night? Interesting paid for the
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: whole meal.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Why was I not even like texted.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Or because you don't do you wouldn't you would not
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: have come.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: I was at home by myself.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: We could have sent an uber to your home to
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: bring you to the restaurant.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: If I found out there was a team dinner happening
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: last night, I would have been there. I'm a team man, really,
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: just a gossip sash. I'm like Dan Campbell, That's who
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you your team was three and thirteen four years ago. Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and now look at us, you're reverse Dan Campbell.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Also say what you will. I guess I was the
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: one that said it. I was gonna say say what
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: you want about The Christmas episode got like fifty thousand
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: views on YouTube. It's like double what we usually get.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Jesus, Yeah, it's the Dana effect. We need to have
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: him in for like five minutes a month randomly. Yeah,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: we see if he can he can come in, right,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: now just for like a minute.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: He might be here. I know he had to get
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: home to talk to his wedding planner with his fiance.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: So funny.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Not before he broke that chair, though, he did. Yeah,
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I have the video of it. You want to see
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: it really quick?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the funniest so Dana, Oh my god, crazy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: It's so nice that he kind of has that classic
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: fat boy. Oh he did was raise his leg Wait a.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Second, or some sturdy chairs, he didn't sit down hard.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: These are like leather, thick chairs. It's tough to go through.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: One of those.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Video started off with him sitting Yep. You can't just
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: break a chair while you're already sitting into it. You
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: have to sit down into it. He was already landed.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Have you ever been on like a like a stool
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: or like a bench something like that, and then someone
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: a little bigger comes and sits down on next to it,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: sits down next to you on it, and you're like,
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: this ship's gonna go where this ship's gonna break? And
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: then you gotta get up and like I gotta go
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: take a piss.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: But it then completely unbalances and then just fucking falls off.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I've been in that situation a couple times. It's
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: never fun.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: That's really specific situations I've been in multiple times. Where
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: are the benches in the city in New York.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I've been in that situation one time.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: There's no way that's happened more than once.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Where did that happen?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I can't say episode of recess or something.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Because I think it would give away who I was
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: talking about.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, Frank the tank, no, no one.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: You guys know, dougs and they just said, it's literally
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: no one. You guys know. You could guess a million people.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: And your boy bog, your fat grandma.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: My grandmam is not fat.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's such a crazy thing to say, because out
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: of context, that would make seem like you're really defensive.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just not good enough of a story for
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: me to like go into the details.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: We'll be the judge, Actually the judge.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I already am the judge.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: We went out to dinner last night.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where'd you guys go for?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Spoon?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Don Angie, Forking Spoon and Stye.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: And uh No, we went to don Angie, which is awesome.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I scored a reservation there on Rezzie a couple of
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: weeks ago or like a wee can have a go
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: and completely forgot about.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: It AND's on.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And then I so that it had a it had
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: like a fifty dollars per person cancelation fee. Damn. But
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I also wanted to go. So I just hit Ron
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: at like three o'clock or two o'clock and said, Hey,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: any chance you want to go to don Angy tonight.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I can see if I can add one for you
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: to bring your wife. And she got excited. We all went.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: We had a great time. But I will say Ron
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: and I I decided, I'm kind of loosely decided that
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I want to try to do damp January. I'm gonna
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: drink on the weekends.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Didn't we do this last year? No?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I tried to do dry January last year. I made
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: like twelve days, just a sprinkle. It is like lightly
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: vaginally secreted. Yeah, yet not like swelling gentle swelling of
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: the labia majora January January.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Damp January is crazy. Yeah, just admit you have a problem.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Well that's why I'm doing this. Yeah, because I drank.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I I think I drank twenty days in a row.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: No, I'm kidding I was, so I wasn't saying you
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: actually have a problem. I didn't think you're gonna go along.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: With don't back off your point just because I conceded
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: the point.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: He would have said that to anyone.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I think I would fine. Well, we I ordered a mocktail.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Noh, that sucks, and then so did that road.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Roan had a mocktail. Dude, mocktails have come a long way. Also,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I think that I know for a fact that restaurants
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: in certainly in New York, hate January. Yeah. There they
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: are sales of booze wine, which are a huge part
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: of what brings their bills up. That's where restaurants really
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: make their moneys on wine more than food, because they
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: can mark up a bottle of wine two and a
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: half x. Yeah, you can only mark up a pork
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: shoulder so much.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Which we got.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: It sounds like a blast. We did do a pork
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: tails and pork shoulder.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So basically Francis's point is that we had to drink
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: enough mocktails as we would have gotten cocktails if we
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: were drinking, to get drunk, just so we didn't short
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: this waitress out of being able to get the full
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: amount of a spend of a table that was drinking alcohol.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: So we had like nine mocktails between us.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: That tells you you have a problem more than ordering
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: your seventh phony on the ground. I feel like that
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: run out of non alcoholic prosecco, we don't have any
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: more of that.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's gonna be worse for you than
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: just link with.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Like red like we were topping drinking kool aid.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: That's why I've never been a mocktail guy, because at
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: a certain point it's like, well, I mean, as we'll
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: just go get like a fucking mcflurry this, I'm gonna
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: drink a fucking a mock mud.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Slide, rushing mock mud slide, like four before the meal comes.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the most juice I've had.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: In a long time.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I mean when I'm on an airplane or I'd order
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: an apple juice, but I only have the one. Yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: last night I had four melon drop you know, using
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: something yuzu ut sees, but each one came with a
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: scoop of a melon ball and a sprig of mint,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: as well as a some sort.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Of delicious I had. The They were like alcohol free
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: margaritas in a coop with a salted rim. So I
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: was having a bag of toastedos worth of salt with
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: every drink as I just licked around the rim.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: It got to a point where Rome, when the food came,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: was like, I need I think I need to switch
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: to wine, and he ordered a glass of wine to like,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: you know, to slow it down a little bit. I'm
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: driving later.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: My blood sugar was too high. I was going into
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: anaphylactic shock.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It was fucking brutal.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I never been. I guess I would have like
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: a I would definitely have like a mocktail Bloody Mary.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I love Bloody Mary's. Yeah, and I would have a
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: mock tail.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I also think that's a that it doesn't It doesn't
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: change the taste that much, not naively, I don't know,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: but like whether there's alcohol or.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Not, something about the vodka at the bottom of like
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: in a bloody marriage just hits like that cold vodka
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: mixed with that tomato soup.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't like them, So I don't
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: know so good, but get this. We kind of consulted
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: with the waitress a little bit, and Ron and I
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: went back and forth about what we thought we should order. Loosely.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: But then I sort of took the reins a little bit. Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: and ordered a lot of food. Yeah, you do that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I ordered a lot of food and I was like,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: we'll bring it home. We'll bring it home. And she
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, you've ordered a lot of food,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, maybe we take off the
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: side of broccoli. Mm hmm. That's when I eighty six.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Not the third pasta.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: There was a fat boy.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I don't like that, by the way, I don't like
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: going out to dinner. And then it's like, let's just
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: get a bunch of shit for the tape. I'm like, no,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I want my meal and I want to clean my plate.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I feel you on that. But like some places, if
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a place has eight things you want to try, and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: also it's recommended to be shareable, I feel like that
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the best way to do it is, yeah, not just
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: To commit to my plate.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I used to be your way too, but this place
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: is just one of those places you want to try
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: a lot of different things.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Understood, there's no star.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Well, there was one star in the item, which is
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: the lasagna, but the lasagna was gigantech.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you just had a plate of lasagna for
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: yourself also, and it's like eight rolled up lasagnas that
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: are every one of them is basically a cinnamon bun
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: full of lasagna. And then you ate eight cinnamon bums
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: full of lasagna to your face.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah that makes sense. When we went to Four Charles,
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: we had we shared meals and I was stuffed when
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: we left.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, food's pretty good like it when we did.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: That, I remember being mad in the moment. And then
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: but I remember that when we got the because the
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: guy got them being like the burgers are really big,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: like you're gonna want to share the burgers, and I
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: was like, it's my fucking birthday.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I want my own burger.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: But then uh, then the burgers came out and they
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: were really big, and I remember I actually only ended
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: up having like a slip of a burger.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fourth of a burger.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: So I ordered all that food, swung for the fences,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: and then when the bill came, Ron just gave her
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: the car. She was like about to put it on
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: the table, and Groan goes, here you go, here you go,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: get out, go go, and I was.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Like, no, no, no, let's say it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Garson be gone, run that through your machine and I
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: couldn't even I could. I tried to split yeah, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't let it. And this is this is he's
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: a scoundrel. Yeah, he's a scoundrel. He is an old
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: fashioned man. He likes to treat the table, which is
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite things. Like I love people who
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: do that. But how what am I? What's my what's
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: the correct way for me to act? Because this is
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: not the first time he's down this.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You've also gotten shipped for me before, thanks, like a
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: cappuccino which was very nice.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I've taken the check sometimes when i'm and I'm like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: have you ever been with people that are like they're
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: like they're like obsessed with like all right, savenmo me
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: thirty eight dollars and nineteen cents like shit like that,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: and you're like, dude, I'll just like it. Yeah, but
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: that's just too much.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: That's not what this was. I was ready to just
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: put my card down and say just put it, but
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I also had my wife with me.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: But I you're gonna make You're gonna pay for his
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: wife's dinner.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I'll be slapping the face. You're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gonna pay for mockdails.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I guess it would have been weird. I pay you
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: covered two thirds of the meal, and I'll cover Can
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: we go two thirds on his card? One third? One
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have wanted to do.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And that's what the half and half would have been equitable.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: God, it's so much more fair than what you did.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: How much was it a lot? We don't have to
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: be shy.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: It's like two hundred something.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: We know how much. We know how much Race made.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Maybe I imagine what you guys are pulling in.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So it was a respectable little meal.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Two hundred quick note on that. By the way, one
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: time I did tell these guys. I was just talking
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: openly about what I make. Totally forgot and then later
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: that day I told them all. And then later that
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: day Sas texts our group and he goes, dude, do
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: you think that France texted you individual?
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Individually? He goes to me, He sends me the text.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: He goes, dude, do you think it France is making?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: And then he said the number I make is normal
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: for barstool or like, is that pretty high? And I
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: got it? And then he unsent it and I wrote,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: loll I'm pretty sure you meant to send that to road.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I don't even think it was that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: I think it was like we were recording at my apartment.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: That's where you guys left, and then it was like
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: twenty minutes after you guys left.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that's so fucking funny. So but
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it is really, Uh, that's completely normal for barstool.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not for me. But I'm fine.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just joking. It's it's it's high. But you are
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: also make a ton of money doing stand up whom
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: well he does, but you do too.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I don't make that much anymore, not it?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not as much as sass.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: No, no one makes.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: I'm getting by. I'm comfortable. Do I look like a
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: man that's not comfortable financially?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're wearing jeans for the first time in
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: a long time, sweater stuff. This bro came up in
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the Denham department.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like Aaron Rodgers' parents. Money changes people.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: What happened with Aaron Rodgers's parents?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Did you not want to watch the documentary?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: No?
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: I was good.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I liked it a lot.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: He's just strange from his whole family.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, it doesn't make me. The documentary didn't make
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: me like him more. It didn't make me like it
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: if maybe it made me like him less. Really, but
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: there is an interesting, a very interesting character there.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Interesting I was watching I watched his game on frid
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: on Sunday, and the whole time, I was like, this
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: is gonna be his last game, And I was kind
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: of like, I've never loved Aaron Rodgers. Ioway kind of
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: thought he was a little annoying. But then when I
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: was thinking about it being his last game, I was like, fuck,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: hope he doesn't retire.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I hope he stays just because it represents something about
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: your childhood or like.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: He balled out, And I was like, I think he's
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: got another year in them.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You think he retires or do you think he stays
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: on another year on the Jets.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: No, he's definitely. I don't think he stays with the Jets.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So where would he go?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Steelers?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: They're talking about that, right, they said, maybe he would go. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: why would the Steelers take him? They think he'll do
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: better than Russell Wilson.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Because they never go They don't. There's no they don't
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: have a high enough draft pick to get a young quarterback,
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: to get a rookie. So they would have to trade
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: for somebody, and.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Would he be their backup or would he be vying
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: for the starting position.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But I don't know's he wouldn't go somewhere to be
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: a backup. I don't think. No, I don't know, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that I mean Mike. He wouldn't be a bigger personality
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: than Mike Tomlin.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: You know, I was telling I was telling Round this
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: last night. I think you'll like this. I'm on a
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: dating app and where you can change your location when
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: you like bounce around. And I was down in Nashville
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: and you can just sort of scroll to see like
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: who's nearby. Yeah, it is on like a map other
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: members of the app, and it shows you guys and girls.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: And I was just like looking through this particular neighborhood
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: that I was near and c J Stroud Noah in Nashville. Yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: because they were playing the Titans.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I think he just left like a slug trail in Nashville,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: just where he had been. Dude, it's so weird to see.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: It's so weird to see a starting star quarterback in
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: the NFL's dating app profile.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Do you mind revealing the app? Is it Ryah?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, because I was talking to a comedian whom a
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: comedian man. This was a while ago.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was a male comedian.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: It was right before the playoffs and it was the
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: day before the Bills played, and they told me that
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: they saw Haon Diggs on Raya in New York City
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: the day before the game. And I was like, no, well,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: you can just go back to Buffalo.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: What are you doing.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You can set your location. You can set your location
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: ahead of time. Okay, you can say like I'm I'm
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: about I'm traveling here. That makes sense, and then like
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: theoretically set up a date for when you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Get greyhound tickets, Yeah, come from.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Buffalo to New York City afterwards, and been like I
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: want to go.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: On That makes sense because I remember being like completely
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: like my mom was spit. I was like, how is
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: he in New York City?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't actually tomorrow. I could set my location
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: for Hawaii if I wanted interesting.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: And then we saw you're burying the lead. Then we
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: saw gay pad On there with his profile set to
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: straight women. We saw gay pad On there fucking really
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: with like women under arm.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Good for him, And I pay for the premium version
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: of the app, so you can actually see who likes
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: you before you liked them, and c J Stroud had
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: liked me.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Is gay, gay man. This is an explosive app that's crazy.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: J strapd more like BJ Stroud. Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I mean maybe that's why he's in the whole sophomore slump,
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: because he's a deeply closeted homosexual.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Something about these Houston quarterbacks and sexual deviance.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but his app profile was so funny. He was like,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: he did his verse, what is how I read it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: He did his version of like what I would do
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: to make a humble, bragget profile football player. No, he
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: didn't have like I think his like job description might
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: have been like athlete, oh really vaguely, and then like
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the first four photos were just like normal him this,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: and then finally the fifth one was like him coming
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: out of the smoke tunnel, like chest starting quarterback for
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: the Atlanta Fils.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm like.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Dude, what girl in her right mind is not liking
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: this fucking photo?
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Is Riah like pretty like you can't there's no like
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: fake profiles on that, Like, god, God, no, interesting, that's crazy,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: that's awesome.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I would have been pumped.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: I would have shot him a message and be like, yo, dude,
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: I'm not gay, but like huge.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Fan, you can pay.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: You can pay for this like super direct message thing that,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: like I don't know, you can actually really break through
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: to someone's profile, just in the event that they don't
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: like like you back or whatever. I've never used stocking
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: because it seems like a scary love lie, like, hey,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: just so you know, I'm outside your house and someone's
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: trying to break in.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I paid ten thousand dollars.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It's the nuclear option. But I could have sent him.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I could have sent him a message that he would
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: have seen.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: So it's for networking. It's a networking out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: They have an option on there that's like just here
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: for friends or whatever.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Interesting, but I don't know, that's kind of dark.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Would be on there.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Just here for friends that will hold a certain status. Yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: I could have gone to Tinder for friends, but I
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: didn't want to stoop that low.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Will say, like when I do go on the Golo
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: cut cater thing and see like people, and that's that's
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: where you see the guys, because otherwise I just get
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: the girls. Yeah. Uh, the guys that are on the
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: app are cool really, Yeah, they're like it's it's cool dudes,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: they have cool jobs artists and fucking music producers, musicians.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Well, it has doesn't doesn't it have to be something
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: like that?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's a little like misleading at this point.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Most there's plenty of finance bros in there, your says comedian.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably has to be a finance bro that
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: they have probably checked their like net worth. You probably
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: have to be a rich ass finance.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or just like know someone who works at the
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: company or something like that. That's how I.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Think you probably have to lay incredible pipe to be on.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Because don't you have to get like a recommendation? Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: how many recks do you need?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many sex tape clips do you need?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: To say?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably where Dave lead from when he was
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: applying for Rayah. Yeah, we're gonna need to see five
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: different positions and make it creative. Okay, no run of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the mill bullshit. I can see it. I could definitely
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: see them. I mean imagine that if you have substandard
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: cosmen on your website, the damage it could cause, You're
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: not wrong, damage it would cause.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, girls are gonna start going going to other apps.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: They're gonna say I've been fucking around.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Yah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the girls are gonna need to get grinder.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Did you see that Jeopardy Yeah, that Jeopardy guy Jeopardy Gay.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I was hilarious. It was so funny. There was a
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: dude on was it Jeopardy or Yeah? It was Jeopardy. Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: and uh they asked him like a what is uh,
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: what is like the most popular dating app? And the
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: answer was tender but he spelt it t I N
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: d R like grinder. Oh yeah, like pretty much just
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: revealing that he was gay.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Did they give him credit for it?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: He didn't get credit for that. It's just by omitting
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: the E.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Oh it's kind of a crucial hang on.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: That was the final Jeopardy question?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: No, I don't. I don't know screenshot of it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I only saw screen shot, so I don't know
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: if they But.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: I think there was an X. So there was an
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: X through like wrong, I could have maybe it was
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: a daily double because you write those down.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: No, you don't write those down. The only question that
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: you write the answer to is the final Jeopardy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Isn't this is like the new Jeopardy though, This is
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: like the gay Jeopardy. This is gay Jeopardy.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You write everything down and you have to have the sassiest,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: wittiest comebacks. Like every there has to be some kind
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: of subtext suggesting that you're gay within everything.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: It's a jeopardy spelled with a G like Geoffrey.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, soft G for the j folk out there.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Jeel free Barathian.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: I saw the Bob Dylan movie.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: You finally saw it? Yeah?
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Did you see it?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: No?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Great?
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Is it good? Phenomenal?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: What was what was it about?
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: So many things? No, it was about, Uh, it's pretty
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: much about about. My only complain was that I wish
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: it went more. I wish it went past where it goes,
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: because I feel like that's when it really starts getting interesting.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: But I feel, I think the reason that it takes
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: place when it takes place because that's the most documented
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: time frame of Bob Dylan's career before he kind of
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: became like a mysterious. Maybe they'll do a sequel maybe
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: and what was the name of the movie again? Complete unknown,
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: So maybe they'll be like a somewhat known, yeah, a
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: bit more known, yeah, yeah, like a rolling stone starting. Yeah,
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: but it takes place. It starts with him and then
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: they'll do the third version of the yeah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Where he goes and finds himself on a populated by
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: small affairs.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it starts with him moving to New York.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Johnny Cash is really his father and it's just John Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Well they had that great version of Girl from the
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: North together. It's like one of my favorite songs ever.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good one.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: It starts with, uh when he moves to New York
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: City and meets what he gone three and Pete Seeger
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: and then he goes to and then it ends with
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: in nineteen sixty five when he like goes electric at
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: the Newport Folk Festival.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's the climax. Yeah, that he puts plugs in an
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: electric guitar.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Well, it was a huge deal.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, people people were furious.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got like boot off stage, almost took an
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: axe to the to the cables.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Well, but then people got on board.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, because the songs that he was playing with.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, spoilers, spoilers.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean this is pretty well known. If you're
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: a Dylan fan, you already knew this.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not so I want to watch the movie and
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: be surprise, maybe this will give me a newfound respect.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: It's like that, no way surprised. What was I gonna say? Oh,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I just finished the Steve Jobs biography and Dylan. Dylan
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: was like a gigantic and it was Pobulin is his hero?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, and was like inspiration behind a lot of
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: you know, the iTunes store, Like if you talk about
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: the innovations that Steve Jobs had, I would have said,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: like iPod you know, iPhone computers, whatever, you forget that. Like,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: the iTunes Store was the first market place music aggregator
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: that actually went from the pirrating music model of Netflix,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: of Napster, Kazah, LimeWire, et cetera, where everyone was just
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: downloading music legally and getting all kinds of fucked up
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: versions of songs and artists were not getting paid to
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: paying the artists again for music.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: And now they're getting like zero point zero zero zero
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: four cents of song.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I think it's like if you make like a if
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: you get like a million streams, it's like two cents
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: that that can't be No, I think it's like something
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: insane like that. On Spotify, at least.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: A million streams is probably not. It's less than ten
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars, for sure. Take a few thousand dollars.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's way less.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe is it? Unless you know, I'm like, you're wrong,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I was under the impression that people make no money
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: from streaming anymore.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Portnoyd has me in a three to sixty deal.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: That's why.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Spotifive million streams on Spotify.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Great. Well that's a lot better than what I said,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: that's for sure. Well, okay, I just need to plug
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: a friend of mine really quick. Okay, doings.
• 40:51
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• 42:02
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• 42:07
  Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna plug my friend who I met
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: last night. I was parking my city bike outside of
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: the stand and these two lovely young African American men
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: came up to me. So immediately I was like, I
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: don't have anything, but they were like, hey, are you
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: going to.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: The Bad Bad Santa Bad Boney.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: It was a musician, Bad Bad Boney, not Little Boozy.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: It's bad Baby, bad Bunny.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Who can you see? Who was playing at that music
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: place that's right next to the stand plaza.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: Little Baby, Little Baby, Little Baby, Little Baby, Little Baby
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: had a free show last night, damn. And they go, hey, man,
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: are you going to the Little Baby concert. It's like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing my Mexico Yeah, I think you guys got
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: them looking behind.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: You wearing my Comedy Connection backpack. Who me sast me,
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: sass me.
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: Me?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Uh? And I was like no. They were like, do
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: you like his music? And I said, yeah, I lied.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: You don't like Little Baby?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Never heard it?
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: You definitely have.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I have baby on Baby. That sounds good,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: but I'm not familiar.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Bob, that's w Yeah, dub baby is I'm going baby on?
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's baby.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I needed some shiit. What's a bopping? It's a little Baby,
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: That's what I've been saying, thinking, Baby, I've been thinking,
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: du baby.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: You're going to try to play it off like you
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: didn't just completely confuse them. Turns out you just aren't
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: as big of a Little Baby fan as we as you.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Know, I'm not a Little Baby fan at all. Okay,
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: therefore I would not be going to his free show.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Last night. Yeah I didn't, I said, I said I
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: liked his music because I've heard the name, but I didn't.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I was worried they were gonna quiz yeah.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: No, no, I'm not a little baby fan. I'm a
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: I'm a dub baby fan.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: But then I said I do like his music and
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: they were like, oh, so you like rap, and I
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: was like, I love rap. It's all I work out too.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: And then he said here, follow me on follow me
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: on Instagram, like you should listen if you need some
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: new music for your workouts. We said, check me out,
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: and I said sure, and he took my phone and
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: plugged in his YouTube channel. And his name is Smooky
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Margella like Mason Margella, but Spooky Margella.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And smooky like smokey and kind of like Snoopy.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And he's got I mean, some of these songs have
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: two hundred and thirty thousand views, like one hundred and
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: fifty seven thousand views. He's got eighty eighty thousand subscribers
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: to his YouTube channel. And he was really nice guy,
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: and uh ooh, Spooky Margella walk rock. I mean, these
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: are highly produced music videos.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Fake smooke. We need to get this in front of
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: little baby stat I'm told I don't need to hear
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: a word of it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: This is it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: Cool?
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: All right? So pretty good. So check out Smooky s
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: m o O K Y Space Marcella m E R
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: G I E l.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: A A pretty good.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Actually pretty fucking good. And he was really cool guy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: You think he would come in and give us a
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: little time.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: We would absolutely be able to get this guy on
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: the podcast. And when he was talking to me, I
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, he's putting his stuff in and
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: he he couldn't he couldn't really figure out. He kept
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: misspelling his own name and we couldn't figure out. I
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: was trying to search for him, and he was like, here,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: let me find it. So I michally it didn't come
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: up initially, and I was like, dude, you got to
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: work on your YouTube SEO. And he's like, okay, well
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: that's cool, thank you, and we started talking. But I
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: didn't want to indicate to him that I could, you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: help him with the SEO really be a big boost
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: to his career, because that felt like it would be braggadocious. Yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: So I'm just doing him this solid because I want
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: to see him reach.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: That basically gifting him like one hundred thousand subs by
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: mentioning his name.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Check out, Smooky Margella. I think if smooky's listening to this, Smooky,
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: if you're out there, you should come on the pod.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: That'd be fun.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I got the bottom the coop.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: How far do you think? How do you think we'd
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: be able to get Timothy Shalloman on the podcast realistically speaking?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Really, just if we asked two weeks ago, I think
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: we could have. But now everybody knows about him, so
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's on us to find the next Timothy
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: shallow May and then get it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I think he was pretty big before this.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody has just found out about him.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: The cats out of the bags that Timothy shallow May exists,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and I think we just have to find whoever the
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: next one is. Tom Holland just got engaged.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: His en die They got engaged.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: But he cannot be as charming.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I think he is.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: You think Holland's is charming as shallow may M. That's crazy.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I think he might be more charming.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: That's like saying Kobe is better than Lebron Dude.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Holland has a British accent.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's worse. That knocks off points.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't not the right game.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I said, Daya, do what you fight to getting married?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I don't want that fucking accent on my podcast to
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: be our lowest viewed episode because I tried to listen.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I just can't stand that fucking voice.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: I reckon.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm spoder Man.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Say any of you guys got any wall around here?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Zip?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Step something now I'm flying around the scene.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen those two old guys that wrap
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: the British guys?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: No?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, was it something in basing?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: They're amazing.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are great.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: They're really good.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: It's not Porgy and Bess. It's something about something in
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: bass Lerman and Bass. They're old British guys that covered
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the Cup des Grime sound.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really good.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: It's not ringing any bells for me.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I guess you're not in on the culture, bro, No,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not at all. You haven't been on the Sunrise community.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: You guys. Ever watch you guys watched the World Series
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: of Darts finale, the championship.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Luke Littler, one young young kid, right seventeen years old.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he ran away with it. He bets he beat
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Michael van Gerwig. Uh, Michael van Gerwin. Yeah, Michael van Gerwin. Who,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: by the way, So you know this guy. These guys
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: look you know, you learn darts, you know, pub right,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: eating cheese curds and drinking Guinness. So they all have
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: the same body type. They all look like shit. And
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Michael van Gerwin is the scariest one of them all.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: And I started watching some videos of Michael van Gerwin
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: and there because you never hear I've never heard him
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: speak before. And his voice is fucking terrifying.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: What'd he sound like?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: He's like good doughts Son, good thoughts Laddie.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Is he Irish?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: No, he's English, I think, but he's just terrifying. I
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: don't know how to describe it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I was watching this we get him on the podcast.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I think we have a better chance of him or
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Luke Littler than we do of Shallo May.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: What about the I'm gonna pull some strings Magnus Carlson.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Magnus would be my favorite guest. I would love that
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: you and Magnus fucking butt heads. If I know Magnus
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: as well as I think I do, he'd show up.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Jeans. You two would not give you the handshake without looking. Yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: refigure all the pieces.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I think me and Shaalo May would be boys, and
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I think it's time that we can act.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Everybody's saying that, though everybody's saying the same thing.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You're under his spell.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Bro, you know that I've fallen under the gaze of
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: shallow May.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: The bust and guys were obsessed with him. They were like,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: all about.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: It really because he got the pick on like that,
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: and everyone was like, I think he'd be my friend.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: And that's what doing though, That's like, what is happening
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: to you? If being charming to win you over and
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you have been manipulated.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: If I if I know Chala May as well as
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I think I know Shallow May, he would not like
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Taylor and Will at all at all. He would love me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: No, he would charm the ship out of like me
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: and I could see me.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I could see me and Shallomey on my new my
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: new dual monitor set up just run and land on
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: black Op six for hours.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: No, he would get a thirty kill streak and you'd
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: be like, do you want to play again tomorrow?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: No split screen, and he'd be like, I have pussy
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: to fuck. I'd be like, all right, you go do that,
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: I'll be back here. I'd be like, dude, come through,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: after you're done fucking pussy, after you're done blowing up
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: some pussy, come come run land.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Within me for a couple hours.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I'm starting to and I and that would work, like
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: because we would that's like a healthy we'd have healthy boundaries.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Well, but how would you bust his balls? Like how
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: would you balance the power dynamic of him being super
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: successful in every single way and then you also being
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: successful in your own way.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: But like I'm like, I'd probably call him gay something
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: cool like that. I'd be like, dude, you're so gay,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: shallow gay? Yeah, I call him shallow gay.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But he would You don't think that he would like
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: sniff that out by you call you gay first, and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: then you'd be forced to take.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think you wouldn't think you think to call me?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think Timothy shallow May, the one we've
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: seen over the last two weeks, could think up calling
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: you gay.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Now that's really selling rule.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: So like he his PR team wouldn't be able to
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: help him out with like insults.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: He would come up with calling you gay really really quick.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: No, I think you have that himself. I don't. I
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: don't think he needs a PR team to call you guy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: I think he would need some help to come for
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: the king.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I think he needs some Can you even wrap what
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: he uh, what he wrapped at his high school talent show,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Lit'll be no the base God? Is that what he rapped?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I think so right where he was like now chop a,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: now chop.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I thought he did something. I know he got uh,
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: he got got knighted by the base God.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: He's wearing like all pink and there's like a dance
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: team and he's like.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Now, chop a, now chop.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I remember when the base God followed me on Twitter
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: when I was in high school, and I was great,
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: great day. Well he follows like one point three million people.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Get I don't know.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I think I just like applied to one of his
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: tweets and then it said it'll be the base God
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: liked your tweet, and then it'll be the base God
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: followed you.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: But it's like Obama following is.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Exactly like that. Actually, I think it's less impressive. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: think Little the Base God follows way more people than Obama.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to get requests from girls who want to
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: go out with you? Now they're doing it to me.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: They're saying, hey, what will it take for me to
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: get a date with SaaS?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Nothing shit ain't happening period.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: My boys, A don't even try it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I'm all about the grindset and Shalla.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: May don't even try anything.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Say try and look like and then we'll see what
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I can do.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Do you play acoustic?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: That's you? You're Dylan?
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: His Dylan was insane?
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Was it actually really good? Dude?
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: It was like you never like you like, forget that
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: it's Simothy Shallomey Like you're like, oh, that's Bob Dylan.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know from the trailers. I wasn't that convinced.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Is like the manurisms, like everything is f you.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Did and just hit them with the manurism.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Manisms that's when you have a that's when you have
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: a a tick that results in a stroke.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: We done.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Manneurism is such like a battle wrap word, say, manurism.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: I can't do these genes so uncomfortable.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe a mannerism is when you have a stroke doing
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: something really manly, like chopping wood.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Can we see your what your boxers are just top
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: of the back of the boxer. No, because I already
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: saw them.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: They're yellow.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like a sick print. It's likes or
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: some ship, yeah, or like red and stimpy or something
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: No, it's something like generic because they're they're old navy generic.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Talk. You look good today. I like your look.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it too great.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I like the look.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I hate the feel, you know.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: That's the press of beauty, though not val with the.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Feel at all.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Half the field.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I can rubber band around my stomach.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, though, Brother, I.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Don't feel skinny. I feel fat as fun.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: You don't look fat.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: These jeans are making me feel like I weighed four
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: hundred pounds. I also ate curry right before I got here,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: so what so not? It was a healthy curry, yeah,
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: no Indian Indian curry. But it wasn't like Indian curry.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: It was like pretty Indian getables and very healthy and
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: very tasty carrots, cucumbers.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I did not go anywhere home curry?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh I've been there. That place is good.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: It's really good, great Indian food, really good.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: It's like a little it's like it's like, if Naya
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: had curry, it's great, very fun curry.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: There should be more fast food curry spots. You know
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: that in the city, ancient city of Pompeii, they were
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: fast food. There's fast food?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Dude?
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I had an Uber driver the other day that I
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: got in the Uber wreaked of weed.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Wreaked what you didn't want to try try to like
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: dry off or something. No, Like I was like, take
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: some gums.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: At first, I was like, either someone was in the
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: car before me that was that had smoked weed, or
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: this guy just smoked weed. Hu rapidly came to the
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: conclusion that that the Uber driver had just smoked weed.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: We talked for thirty minutes straight and it started out
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: with like, how you like have you living in the city, bro?
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, it's good, I like it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: And he's like, yeah, man, I've been here for like
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: twenty one years. Loved love New York. I'm out in
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Brooklyn though, loved Brooklyn. And then we pull up to it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I can't do the voice. He was Muslim,
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: no love, probably not getting the impression.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Keep going.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Whatever you're doing is working for me.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: So then so then we pull up and there's a
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: burger king right next to where we're stopped at a light,
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: and he goes, it's like silent for like thirty seconds,
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: and then he goes, you like fast food. It's like
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: that's when I was like, this dude is high as
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: fuck right now. And I was like yeah, and he goes,
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: call me crazy man, I'm going burger king over McDonald's
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: every day of the.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Week, dude.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Then add and then I'm like yeah, and then he
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: hears me. He goes, he goes, I worked at a
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: burger king for a while. And he's like, he's like,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: let me give you a little trick, Like you go,
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: you want to get the impossible burger, have them cook
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: it next to the whopper, because it gets like you
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: get the flavor from the whopper, but you're still just
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: eating all veggies. And then he's like, he's like, and
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: they'll do it because like they have to like it.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Their whole thing is like we do it your way.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: And I was like, dude, I forgot that was ever
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: even their slogan. And then and then just and then
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: we're like talking about fast food. Conversation comes to and
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: then he just goes you like Danny McBride, and I
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, I love Dan, and then I'm like
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: At first I was like this sucks. This is gonna
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: be a long ride. And then I was like, dude,
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: this guy is just the man, Like, this guy's awesome.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: And we just talked about Danny McBride for like twenty minutes,
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: and we talked about comedy. I never even said that
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: I do comedy. It was literally like he said that.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: He picked up someone from the cellar and he was like,
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: I was the show and they were like it was good.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: He goes, he goes it was good until the bitch
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: ruined it. And I was like what and he was like,
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I guess some girl in the front row started crying.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: And he was like, man, it's so crazy, like people
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: get so sensitive or whatever. It always comes back to that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: He was like, people get so good, so everyone's so sensitive.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: He's like like, I'm musclim. I go to comedy shows
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: they make fun of Muslims. I'm not I'm laughing harder
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: than anyone else. Yeah, And I was like yeah, and
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: it was He told me to watch Vice Principles with
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Danny McBride.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it yet?
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: No, but I'm gonnah, it's really good.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I told him he should watch always Sonny. He said
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: he's tried, but he said it felt like a show
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: that he had to watch from the beginning. And I said,
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: it is a show you have to watch from the
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: beginning because you're funnier when you watch the characters developed
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: being crazy. Great ride though, five stars, twenty percent tip.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Of course, of course that's all you gave him, after
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: all that he gave you so much.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Twenty percent tips a lot of money.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: That's normal. I would have thought that such a bond
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: would have made you.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Feel if you want me to do empty the mak account.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Twenty five percent.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: You're talking about you're having Rowan pay for all your
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: meals and you're telling me I should tip more.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're raking it in, dude. No, I'm not
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: spread the love around.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not speaking of which. Please come see me in Bloomington,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Minnesota this weekend. Do you think they had the beautiful
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: model of America?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Do you think that he just pulled up next to
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a Burger king and just like made up his mind
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: as soon as he got there, Like, do you think
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: that he always had the opinion Burger King over McDonald's. No,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: not even close, Like he could have pulled up next
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to a pep boy and just been.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: I kind of spaced out during the Burger King talk
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: because it went on for an insanely long period of time,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: like like ten minutes had passed. And he was like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: and you know, like he's like some of those McDonald's patty's,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: Like you're looking at him, they look like frisbees, they're
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: so thin. And he's like the burger at least they
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: do it right. They cook it on a grill. It's
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: nice and juicy. And I was like, dude, we could
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: stop for Burger King.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: If you want Burger King, you could have bought Burger King.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: When he said do you like fat, I'm all my phone.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: He goes, He goes, Harry, you look. Do you eat
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: fast food? He said your name yeah, and I and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: I looked up and then I looked to the right
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: and I saw the Burger King and I was like,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: he's about to ask if we can stop.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: At Burger King, would you have?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Probably where were you?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: I was in Manhattan? No you weren't, No you weren't,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: or I was in I don't remember last week Queens.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Maybe we're Brooklyn Queen's or Brooklyn. I don't remember.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I had to be Brooklyn or Queens. There's no way.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: You're just past some random Burger Kings that you could
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: have stopped at.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I might have been in Brooklyn now that think
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: about it, because we were going back because where I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: got picked up. He was like, how do you like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: living in Brooklyn? And I just went along with it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I was like, love it. I was like, it's fucking great.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: I love it. And then then we made our way
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: to my apartment.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Well, because he probably wouldn't have even liked you if
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you said Manhattan. Hatan, The guy live in Manhattan.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: He loves Brooklyn, though, he said, and he lives in
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: a nice residential.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Get out of my fucking car. I'll try to do
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: his impression of my impression of your impressions.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Because he had a he was a Muslim Man, but
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: he didn't have a heavy accent. Because he's been living
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: in New York for twenty years. Said he moved here
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: when he was in high school.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Damn, where did he move from?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Egypt?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: No, Pakistan? But no, he grew he was born in Pakistan.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: And then he lived somewhere else but it wasn't Egypt,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: but he said that his country was invaded, was colonized
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: by the British.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what wouldn't that be uh India, Pakistan? I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: think both where?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then he was like he was like going
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: off about the French. He was like he was like
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: a lot of people like He's like, and I'm not
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: saying like I would ever want to be a slave,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: but like, if I had to be, like, I'd definitely
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: rather be a British slave than a French slave. He like,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: what is going off about? Like how the French are crazy?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: That's a long time ago. Yeah, actually not as long
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: as you'd think. Colonialism didn't really end until like the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: sixties or seventies. Maybe sixties.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was until dylim An Electric at
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: the Newport Festival.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Is that what it was.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: We're about to bring back colonialism. I'm pretty sure the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: US it's going to hand Canada and Mainland by like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: next year.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: It's also possible that even now colonialism hasn't really ended.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: I mean there's still territories and territorialities and all that.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: I can't wait for us to get Canada municipalities.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do with Canada? Oh, just
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: for the fishing.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: It's just going to be like I'm I'm going to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Toronto in a couple weeks. I won't have to use
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: my past.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Going up there and riding four wheelers will be sick drifting.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: I mean I could like move to Canada now that
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: then like Toronto becomes an option.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I just I still want to be able to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: pay for my healthcare. So it's like I want to
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: move to Canada, but I don't want to have to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: get free health care.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't think we take I think they take
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: over our system. Yeah, that's what I don't think we
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: use their system.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't. That's what's stopping me from doing it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I want to pay for my own health care. So
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: once we take over, I'll finally be able to move
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: there and pay for my own healthcare.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when we talked about salmon on the pods?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: That could have been a number of episodes.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: I think I was talking about the Norwegian organic farm
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: salmon that I often buy. Yes, there was a fisherman
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: who goes up to uh Alaska on a big boat
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: every spring. And he hit me up and he was like, dude,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I'll send you forty pounds of wild Alaskan salmon. Yeah,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: he's gonna send me forty pounds of it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what a lot of people do. I said,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Remember I so I could get you salmon.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Can you get me some salmon?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: I probably could forty What are you gonna do?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Frozen? Frozen?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Where are you gonna that'sstrial freezer.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: And I will eat salmon every single night for the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: entire year.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: People they go on fishing trips in Alaska and then
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: they ship themselves back like it just like a ridiculous
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: amount of.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: S I want so much salmon. Yeah, that would make
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: me so happy to have that much salmon. Wild salmon
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: from Alasta.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: The healthiest protein in the world.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, what makes it the healthiest protein in
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: It's just so pure and clean.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: It's clean.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Salmon alone is like one of the healthiest proteins in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: the world.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I made that halibit last week because it's fresh.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I made that halibit last week. My apartment still smells
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: so badly of it. It's I don't know what to do.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Probably like a dead rat in your apartment.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Zone no fish. If you walk in, you'd say, this
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: is an aquarium that someone unplugged.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's because you can't get a cross breeze.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Could be that.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I think it could be your lack of cross breeze.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: I think it's my dishwasher, and I don't really know
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: what to do. They I might need to clean out
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: the filter or perhaps run it on a deep clean cycle.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Well, how much did you tip your maintenance guy this
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: past year?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Why don't you just do a bleach load?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Never seen him.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: Beel Biel smooth do a bleach load.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Bleach load? Yeah, I could do that. Is that clean?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: The that cleans the dishwasher?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: I believe so.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Could be wrong.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: What you want to do is you want to mix
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: your own nut and bleach.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: I don't have a dishwasher. I don't make two hundred
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: and fifty K.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: So what was your reaction when you saw that?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Not really anything? I was just like, damn, you're just numb.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: I think that was actually my reaction. Then I went damn.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Two fifty out.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was it. People were like, people thought I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: was going to lose my mind. I've come to terms.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: You're God's greatest servant.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: I've come. I've come to my own terms. I know
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: what i'm worth. I'm worth what they're paying me.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: They're not.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not worth two hundred Yeah, exactly, like they've hit
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: it on the head.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah we came. That was generous.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we came to an agreement, and that will be
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: the agreement. Yeah, forever, forever. No, there will never be
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: a raise, and I'm fine with that.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: The economy goes up. It's just the value of your
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: salary is like a time capsule. As inflation happens and
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the dollar weekends, you're you stay the same, like a
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: rock in the water.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Wait until they see, Wait till you boys see what
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: I'm about to do with my Tesla stock doubled. I
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: bought Tesla in the spring, doubled. You're basically only I'm
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: telling you, guys, Tesla stock is like the new bitcoin.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Tesla stock has been that way for ten years.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: How much do you have?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Zero? Bought it right before the stock split went up,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: dumped it. Now it's worth five times that, and I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: don't have anymore?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Why more?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I actually don't.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: I'm looking to be one hundred percent Tesla by twenty six.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Tesla, for the first time in its history, did not
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: report higher revenue in sales this year than it did
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: the previous year because competitors have started to take up
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: more of the market share.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: So you're saying it's time to sell, And a big.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Part of that is because Elon Musk has shifted his
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: focus away from Tesla to politics into Twitter and politics.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Should I sell?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: So? Should I sell?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know anything about stocks.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: You gotta know something.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: No, you went to Harvard. I really don't know anything.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: I just know what I read.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Where are we on a time? On this one?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Three hours?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Should we smash a parlay? Are we pivoting to another one?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: What do you guys want to do?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Pause?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know how much more I have And yeah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: I don't have it. I don't have anything.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I have another episode in me.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: I'm so bloated and I can't sit here anymore. From
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: the Indian Yeah, I literally feel like I can't. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: can't breathe.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: There was just vegetables.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: I haven't been comfortable the entire episode.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what the dude who eats Indian curry for lunch.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: I bet it tasted great.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Well, why did you get curry? You had a hankering.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I had a hankering for curry when the body hankers
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: and I thought, it was like, it's not that bad
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: That I'm not saying it's bad. It had curry, has
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: a lot of cream in it, Yeah, dairy in it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's definitely what did it. Well, the funniest part
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: is that I was I was bloated before I had
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: the curry, and then I just doubled down.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: You doubled.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: I woke up with you pooped on top of the clog. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I wonder what made curry comes so popular in India.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Obviously you have lots of milk and spices. Yeah, but
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: why why did that become like the main sauce just
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: because it's so damn tasty?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably is so damn tasty. I might get it
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: for dinner too. I just started reading my new my
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: newest book. I just started a new book. Yeah, what
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: is it?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Grant Ulysses? Yes, holy shit.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: They'ren sure. No biography of Ulysses s Grant.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: That's fun?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think that he what do you think that
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: he was like the twelfth best Civil War general.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Probably, I'm only like twelve pages in, but I think.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: He's a lot higher than that German.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: I think he's pretty high.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Joseph, I don't know enough about it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: He saved the Union.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but just because he was in charge, that's like,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: that's like Sirianni being like the coach of the year.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: They were, they were.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone's said though words ever.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's because of his coordinators that
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: he was such a beast? Did Jeffrey Lorie was like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: like Howie Roseman is Abraham Lincoln? And then Nick Sirianni
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: is Ulysses asked Grant just like okay, like was he
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: actually great?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Did either of you always happen to stumble upon my
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: playoff prediction?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, that, no, the Bucks win the Super Bowl.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: But I had another one where I said, what I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: think is actually gonna happen. I had the Eagles winning
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: So you get to make multiple predictions.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: I literally said it in the tweet, I said what
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I want to happen versus what I think is going
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: to happen. Yes, you're allowed to do that.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: What do you what do you think is going to happen?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: I think the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: And who do you think? What do you want to
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: have in the bucks?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: I want everyone wants.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I'd love to have the line I said.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: I said, the buck.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Wants the Bucks? Why would you guys want the buck?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: He doesn't love ba Baker Mayfield bag. I just bought
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: a Baker I thought it actually it should be right
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: now jersey? Now plack of his jersey framed jersey?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Did you actually?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not and it's not the full jersey. It's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: like the number in his name in a frame.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I know.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Also bought a Jamar Chase jersey.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, why are you becoming this memorabilia collector because there
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: was a sale, Like Darren Rovel.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: There was a sale on the fanatics website.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: But you're just making a man cave out of your apartment.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I live by myself. Why would I not?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Do you want to do.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: For your like Timothy shallowme courting ass?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: I have I have Norm MacDonald, Bob Dylan, Now I'll
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: have Baker Mayfield.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: You have a Norm McDonald jersey, and no, I have.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: A Norm McDonald Wooden uh carving right, And I had
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: my Bob Dylan painting that was very expensive that I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: bought three hundred bones.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Well, what do you hope to learn about us?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Grant? Uh, I don't know.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: I love the fact.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: I mean I know a little bit about him, but
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: not that much. But I know he was like pretty.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I think he did pretty. He was like the bottom
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: of his class at West Point or Inapolis.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: And this is your goat.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: He's not my goat, but I've heard he's just much
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: more remarkable than I than people think.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Stonewall Jackson, Now that's a fucking biography.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: I read, Yes, was that the guy who fomented the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: riots at the gay club.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: The stone Wall in Stonewall Jackson was just a dude
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: in a speedo with suspenders on.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: And like dancing to YMCA.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Just knocking out cops, well, like to two plays in
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the background.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: You guys know the Stonewall in like the the that
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: little park, yeah, right up right by the train station,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: and there's like benches and stuff and statues of like
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: people from the Stonewall in massacre riot a couple of
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: years ago, when my friends came to visit me for
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: New Year's Eve. My buddy Nate stayed extra day because
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: he that was like the only flight that he could get.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Is that the fat one from the end of the bench.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: No, and uh and and I had to go do
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: the yak.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Who's Nate?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: You know Nate? And I had to go do the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: I had to go.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Do the yak.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: And is one of your friends? Yeah?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: And he went to go get a coffee and he
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: got locked out of our apartment and he couldn't get
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: back in. So he just sat at the stone wall
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: in Memorial for like four hours straight, just outside, just
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: really soaking it all in.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Just respecting history. Yeah, I guess I respect that.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: All right, let's get this leg on. Let's get this
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: I actually already have one, but it's so.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Are we on it? Like, do we all get a
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: piece of it? If it hits.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: I get like notifications about our reddit because I'm a moderator,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: so I get to like delete things and shut things down.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: And I just got one popular post and son of
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: a boy dad review the five comments on the post
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: libtard or maga.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: What's the breakdown?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: No, I guess they're just I guess they're having a
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: debate about about which side they're on.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: About which side to be on, or the internal debate
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: of which one to join.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: I have to delete my Reddit history because I was.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: I was getting into some jazz. I was in a
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: lot of forums.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Let's just saying when we were.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: When I was going into the Fantasy Football Championship, I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: was posting on like the fantasy advice reddits.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: You were, Yeah, and you've still lost and I still lost.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you get for crowdsourcing.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Where did which way do you think? SaaS Francis and
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Ron Lane? And then the top comment is who cares?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: What is this reddit?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Why do you read that?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Because I'm the moderator.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, you have to moderate it.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can make sure everyone's behaving.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: So they don't like reveal you know that I'm dating
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: c J.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Stroud stuff like that.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Anytime something positive said about me or you, he is
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: quick to stre never never, And then he's like, have
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: you guys seen sass latest bit that Amy Schumer is stealing?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: She's a real bit. Huh.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: I literally think I've deleted like one post ever, and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I don't even remember what it was.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, chargers at Texans.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: What's the spread, Chargers money line.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Chargers minus three and the over unders forty two and
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: a half.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: I mean now I feel like we got like insider
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: trading information now that we know that fucking CGJ. Strouds
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: fucking in Nashville. I'm problem yeah, draining himself of all
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: of his testosterone.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think Chargers just money line or do you
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: want to fat? Uh? Do you want the three points?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: I want I want money line.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I also go with.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: That Chargers money line. I don't know. CJ was looking
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: pretty good in his profile pick.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: He's been having a ship year.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I think he's too concerned with fucking and nut.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Exactly rises up in the playoffs.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: No Chargers are gonna win.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: I actually think I remember now his bio said, child
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: of God.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah that sounds one, all right, Chargers, Yeah, that sounds
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: more like it.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Chargers money line though for you, that's a gift to you. Steelers,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Steelers at Ravens.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: I like the Steelers nine and a half a lot.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I don't hate it.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: Might be bad of the week, honestly. Okay, Vision Rivals
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: in the playoffs, you think the Ravens are gonna win
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: by ten?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, Broncos at the Bills. I think the over on
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: this one. I think it's going to be an absolute
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: drag out fucking I agree with.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: That in my personal In my personal lay, I took
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: the Bills minus eight and a half. Didn't feel good
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: about it at all.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I think that forty six and a half is low
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: enough that even if there is whether this game is
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: going to be a.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: Drag it's going to be an offensive showdown. Now, offensive showdown, yes,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: which is what we look for in the playoffs.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Is that okay with you? Okay, yep, Francis, I'll let
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you take the rains on this next one. The Eagles Packers,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Eagles getting four and a half points.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: At home for five and a half. I'm gonna go
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Eagles on that.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I did as well.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: He was with the four and a half.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Copy Commanders at Bucks, Commanders at Bucks, Bucks getting three.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: I like Bucks on that, Bucks three, yeah.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Bucks three? Okay, Bucks to cover three. And then game
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: of the week Minnesota at their.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: Rams Minnesota, Minnesota, give me the points.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: My Kings minus one and a half.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Names just haven't shown me much at all this year.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Copy Cooper is nowhere to be found.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: This is light, this is so, this is plus three thousand,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: nine hundred plus thirty nine oh two. Excuse me. Okay,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: so I'll put down one fifty to win six thousand.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Damn, I'll put fifteen.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Well, we're splitting this for five ways.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah. The only thing I had different than what
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: you guys did was I took the bills read, which
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: is probably a mistake.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I think that that's a nice parlay.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: I think. I think anything over six and a half
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: in the playoffs is kind of.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Crazy, especially division rivals. Yeah, I mean the FU the
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Steelers could win it. The Steelers, No, no, no, this game,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: I'd love that. It would be exciting.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: I'd love for the because I I I don't think
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: the Ravens got it.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ravens lost a bunch of games.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: They did, and I'm seeing a lot of proper there's
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: a there's an overwhelming amount of Lamar propaganda on the
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: timeline these days.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: They wanted to be m VP badly.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they wanted to be MV three. It's not happening.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it'd be hilarious if he wins MVP and then
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: they lose in the first round.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: I'm now that now that like, uh, it's playoffs. I'm
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: just I'm just rooting for chaos.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: If George Pickens goes demon mode, then they're winning that.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, George Pickens is fucking weird, and so is
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: Malik Neighbors. What do you think think is the correlation
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: between insane levels of autism and being a wide receiver
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: in the NFL? Because no other position.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Actually neighbors Why Milik Neighbors.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: They did an interview with Melik Neighbors and they were like,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: did you hear they're keeping keeping the same same staff?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: And he's like vision good for them.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: He could be having a.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you can also talk. You could just be like, hey,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: I'm having a bad day. I dont feel like doing
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: this right now. But it's it's not all right.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you're this enlightened being that you're just gonna.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Be like one other positions. Have you seen players do that?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Every position, every type of professional athletes.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Quarterback is like the hardest position by a mile, and
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: none of those guys are divas.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: But they also require quarterbacks to be like presidential candidates,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: like you have to be like the face of the division,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: or like the face of a team and have a
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: car dealership. If you want to be a quarterback, like,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: they won't even draft.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: You if you like I guess that's true.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Into hospital and hands signed footballs too.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: But you don't think Aaron that sometimes.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: No, I think Aaron Rodgers is a little bit like that.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I think Joe.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: I think Joe Burrow is a little bit like that. Yeah,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: but I not to the level of the wide receivers
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: are wide receivers are fucking nuts. Imagine how good and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: they're like they're delusional.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Imagine how good Molik Neighbors would be if he had
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: a decent quarterback.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have no I have no problem.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Back next year he's going to have like one hundred
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: and thirty catches.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Malik is unreal, one hundred four pure Patriot.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: You wanted to trade Joe Milton.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: We're trading Joe Milton for Milak Neighbors.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: You've heard it here. First, it's a great trade, fair
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: enough for the Giants. Yeah, but who's Milton throwing it too?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Then they'll draft a receiver. They did a good job
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: drafted receiver last year, So just keep your high draft
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: pick draft the receiver. Yeah, drafted receiver first round.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: That's that's a good idea. Why don't you guys just
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: draft the receiver.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: Then, because we want Maleak he's a Patriot, And.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Then you guys could just you could get Travis Hunter.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Still.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't get me wrong, I want a receiver like this,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: but having like I want a receiver that has insane
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: amounts of autism and comes off like the biggest asshole
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: of all time, like the last person you'd want to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: like have like a drink with. I want that in
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: the Patriots locker room. Like it just a total piece
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: of shit. My friends and I were like someone who
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: like throws hand, like who almost gets physical with the
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: coach because he didn't get twenty receptions that game.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: You need them to almost get physical.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: And like half of his drops were completely his faults.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Have you watched Jerry maguire, No, you would love Rod
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Tidwell the receiver in that. Yeah, he just it's just
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: like a character study on that. Like you never heard
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: them say, like show me the money.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: He kissed me on the lips one time.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Isn't he involved with the Diddy stuff pretty heavily?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm sure I saw him at a
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Barkle the Blonde years ago and he was fucking shit faced.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: You know that that is actually sexual that's unwanted sexual touching.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: He did sexual harassment.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: It gave me a wet kiss on the lips.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: You're burying the lead that you were unwantedly sexually touched
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: by Cuba Gooding Junior.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: It's kind of odd.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you were making this seem like it's okay.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: That was an assault that you had to endure.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: You know, didn't really didn't really cared cause a ruckus
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: when he was at the Giants about leaving.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: No such a good soldier.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: The Giants caused a shit storm.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: He asked for basically the same contract that the Eagles
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: gave him.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he never caused But like then you got
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: like Tyreek hill Over at the Dolphins, like crying at
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: the end of the game, being like, I just gotta go.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: I gotta do what's best for me.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: You're saying that running backs aren't like that.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: Just receivers.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: I love it. This is one of my favorite things
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: in sports. All those golfers that went over to live. Yeah,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: every time any player leaves a very loyal team and
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: fan base to take gigantic amounts of money somewhere else.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: They always say, I have to do what's best for
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: my family.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh yeah, were your kids not able to
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: eat on the thirty million dollar contract you had and
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: now you're making your family? Was like please, dad, yeah,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: help us. Yeah, go to the Saudi money and take
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: the three hundred million.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the best cover all for just being greedy.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, no, no, they they actually want Yes,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want this, yeah they want it. I want that.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: My kids actually need the one hundred million dollars.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: The Eagles are having a Super Bowl season, and then
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: you got aj Brown being like we got a problem
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: with passing. Passing is not strong enough, and it's like, dude,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: you you have an actual chance of beating the Chiefs
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: and winning the Super Bowl.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: But the Eagles run the ball first in the league,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: that most rushes of any team.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: But like, if I was on that team, I'll be like, dude,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: they find by the lease. They throw the ball the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: lease because they have the best running back in the NFL.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: I know, But if you're you think the guys on
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: the Lions are like you think I'm on ross Saint
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Brown is like he has how many catches? Touches he catches?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: How many catches?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: He didn't get any touchdowns?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Gib's got four been a first team All Pro for
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: a lot of years, play many actually don't know how
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: many years, but he's always on the on the All
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Pro team.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: He probably got a fucking bunch of catch one hundred
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: and fifteen catches and a J Brown had like sixty seven.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: I see where he's coming from.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: I don't why talk to Jalen Hurts about that. If
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: you have a problem, don't go and do interviews being
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: like we got a problem with passing on this team.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I think am On Raw was first team All Pro
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty three. That might have been the only time.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: That's a good Hey, that's transparency on your party. Hands
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: up on going to fact check myself.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I have to look, how old do you think he is?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Twenty four, twenty.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Five ball no casualized.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: Twenty I outbaled Mook the other day and I told him.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I told him that Sam Donald was younger than Joe
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: Burrow and he didn't believe me.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: He is Sam Donald is? I mean, you're you could
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: be in Sam Donald's locker room right now. If someone's listening,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be. You could be sitting on his locker.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: Then the day after this comes out, I will be in.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: I will be at his locker.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: I would love to just see his longboard posted up
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: at his locker. I'm gonna tamper him pushing mango.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna fuck around.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna push.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Goofy on his I might have to. Yeah, you should
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: bro kickflip in the Vikings locker room would be running route.
• 1:25:36
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• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Hockinson Do fucking.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Honey Coffee Roasters out of uh Kawhi in Hawaii sent
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: me a big package of coffee and they had a
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: couple of bags that they wanted me to give to
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds amazing.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give him to you.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: No, I don't drink coffee.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Send me, please send me.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a do you have like a grinder
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: machine or anything like that?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Need are ground?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah he can do that.
• 1:26:10
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• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he sent me any ground bags.
• 1:26:14
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• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: best coffee. All right, that's it, thank you.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: Goodbye Bloomington, Minnesota. This weekend, please come.
• 1:26:23
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• 1:26:25
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