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Writer Cup | Son of a Boy Dad #313 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: That's not the start we wanted. No, it's not that's bad.
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  Speaker 3: That's bad. Home in there.
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  Speaker 5: It's tough, all right. Welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 5: a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today, it is a day.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what the date is.
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  Speaker 1: It is going to die, really it is? Yeah, how
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  Speaker 1: how this early in the day? Or is your phone
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  Speaker 1: gonna die?
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  Speaker 5: Been up grinding all day.
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  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, that's so fucking impressive checking your financial stats,
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  Speaker 1: et cetera.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I will up at like nine thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Still good though, And it's like three forty a long time.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's a good amount of hours to run
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  Speaker 5: your battery.
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  Speaker 1: Out, and you've been on it for every minute of
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  Speaker 1: those pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I woke up at at eight and I have
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  Speaker 3: almost full battery.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't been grinding as much as I have.
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  Speaker 3: I've been writing on my on my laptop that it's
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  Speaker 3: an alternative screen. Yeah, I don't know that, but I
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  Speaker 3: do like that though.
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: I like how being on my computer means that my screen.
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  Speaker 5: On my phone can shack your screen time on your lap.
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  Speaker 3: No, you cannot, it's too old. No, you purposefully have
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  Speaker 3: an old one. It's almost a typewriter.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: It's so nice that, like watching TV doesn't count as
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  Speaker 1: screen time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's the thing, is like people limit their screen
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  Speaker 5: like and honestly, I don't know, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 5: don't I guess I don't really have a problem with
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  Speaker 5: it because I actually do believe looking at a laptop
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  Speaker 5: or a TV or a monitor is definitely better than
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  Speaker 5: just being hunched over doom scrolling.
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  Speaker 3: I completely agree with that. Why a laptop is to
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  Speaker 3: a phone what a book is to a porn magazine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yeah, it's actually pretty pretty good comparison.
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  Speaker 1: But I reject the idea is that the high levels
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  Speaker 1: of screen time or some kind of commentary on the
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  Speaker 1: state of the youth, because if egg Rowland Poe.
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  Speaker 5: Has because you don't have, it's because you don't know
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  Speaker 5: any youth except for your own who are too young.
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  Speaker 1: No I'm talking about I'm saying that it's like if
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  Speaker 1: other generations had had phones on them as much.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like endemic of or like emblematic of the
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  Speaker 1: kids these days. Yeah, I think it's the fact that
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  Speaker 1: anybody who was a kid, as soon as phones came out,
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  Speaker 1: like they were better people that would have like abstained.
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  Speaker 3: To your point, Roan, which is a great point, by
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  Speaker 3: the way. I think that ages ago there were books
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  Speaker 3: that were considered yeah, trash band, they had banned reading
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  Speaker 3: those Ruffian kids are reading those books.
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  Speaker 1: People would probably go to art galleries to like look
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  Speaker 1: at titties. They's always painted the odalisk post of like
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  Speaker 1: just a lady's ass.
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  Speaker 5: I also think I think kids in general, I think
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  Speaker 5: they're using phones in a way that we don't even like.
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  Speaker 5: I think we just assume they're using phones for like
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  Speaker 5: like porn and.
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  Speaker 1: TikTok, But they're watching porn on roadblocks.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 5: I was walking the other day. I live like right
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  Speaker 5: by a bunch of schools, and there was a group
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  Speaker 5: of kids standing. There's two kids standing looking at one phone.
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  Speaker 3: Do you live by schools on purpose? No?
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  Speaker 5: I just happened to live right by two schools.
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  Speaker 3: So that's just luck for you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's luck. You think you're going to have
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  Speaker 5: a talk good neighborhood, it's a good sign of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a sign of a good neighborhood. These are like healthy,
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  Speaker 5: like happy kids, like they're excited to be alive.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know there's only there's only school neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for the most part, I know that a
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  Speaker 3: lot of families will move to that neighborhood you live
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  Speaker 3: in because of the.
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  Speaker 5: Schools, because the schools are so strong.
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  Speaker 3: Is there any part of it actually like you're placing
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  Speaker 3: a family that could have their kids in those schools by.
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  Speaker 5: Living my apartments definitely not meant for a family.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on where that family is from. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 3: because people from Venezuela can really live in small space.
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  Speaker 5: But if you're from Venezuela, there's literally no benefit. Like
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  Speaker 5: you like, there's zero benefit to buying my apartment other
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  Speaker 5: than the area.
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  Speaker 1: But there's families in your building, there isn't.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've seen people with like strollers at least.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's no.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen a child in my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: I helped someone carry up a stroller. I said, you
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  Speaker 3: don't even have to fold that down. I got it.
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  Speaker 5: Ever, the only people I see people like close to
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  Speaker 5: my age and the people that are really old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But anyways, what I was saying was I was walking
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  Speaker 5: and there was two kids on a I actually wrote
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  Speaker 5: down what they said because I thought it was so funny.
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  Speaker 5: They were looking at a phone and one of them
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  Speaker 5: looked at the other one and he goes, not, he
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  Speaker 5: was not, I'm not going to that playground.
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  Speaker 3: That's just a regular ass playground.
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  Speaker 5: I was like the idea of like two kids pulling
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  Speaker 5: out their phone and typing playground into Google Maps, Like
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  Speaker 5: what's around here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, reviews this playground is not what we thought it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's hilarious. Monkey bars are not high enough off the ground.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, saying it's just a regular playground.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Teeter Totter needs w D forty.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it does make sick payments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's brand new ones. Yeah, but it's also proximity
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  Speaker 1: to the hood. Sometimes they'll put incredible playgrounds right next
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  Speaker 1: to the hood. Sometimes it's like is that bait?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Is that like are they trying to draw you into
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  Speaker 1: that area.
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  Speaker 5: We were at a playground. We were filming the other
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  Speaker 5: day and we went to a playground to get like
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  Speaker 5: a shot, and it was cruise chaos. Once they saw
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  Speaker 5: the cameras. We got out of there pretty quick.
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  Speaker 1: What were they doing?
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  Speaker 5: There was a lot of kids and they all wanted
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  Speaker 5: to be out there, like put me in the video,
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  Speaker 5: and we we we had to. We like did like
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  Speaker 5: one shot and like we should probably.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of here, like bomb.
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  Speaker 5: We also were leaving being like I was shocking that
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  Speaker 5: no one came up to us and was like get
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  Speaker 5: the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Filming the kids?
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  Speaker 5: It was it was it was like probably like five pm,
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  Speaker 5: so it was late. He wasn't a school hour. Young
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  Speaker 5: really like children.
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  Speaker 3: This is in your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: This was not in my neighborhood. Now, what's the was
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  Speaker 5: close to here?
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  Speaker 3: What's the age of the kids in your neighborhood for
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  Speaker 3: the most part, Oh, I have no clue.
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  Speaker 5: I would assume it's probably their middle schoolers if I
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  Speaker 5: had to guess.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of what I figured was that.
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  Speaker 1: Who's that kid like Kyo Martin or whatever. He's like
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  Speaker 1: the bad kid in New York? What's his name? The
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  Speaker 1: little kids like curly hair kid who like skates now
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  Speaker 1: and ship like that and it just goes to coms
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  Speaker 1: and ship like that goes to film festivals. But I
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  Speaker 1: think he's like the archetype for the young crazy kid.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the kid who gets the has the security guards?
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  Speaker 5: No, that's Jack Jack Doherty.
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  Speaker 1: This kid is signific kid younger.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this kid's like nine.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'd like to do is I'd like
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  Speaker 3: to hire some security guards and then have my security
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  Speaker 3: guards fight Jack Dougherty's security guards.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's I'm sure they've tried to make it happen.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then the sea of men around us parts,
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  Speaker 3: like when Hector ends up finding Ajax or aa IAX
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  Speaker 3: on the battlefield and the two leaders square off and fight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but he does again later with uh Achilles, his cousin.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that supposed to be Paris's fight? But then Paris
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  Speaker 1: pussied out.
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  Speaker 3: Know that parents was supposed to fight men Allowis allows
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  Speaker 3: over stealing Helen, Helen.
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  Speaker 1: And then he like comes and like hugs his brother's ankle.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch ass. Uh who's that actor? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: That's Johnny did not know?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's the guy that likes.
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  Speaker 3: Husband. Yeah, I have no idea what you guys are
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  Speaker 3: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, have you ever seen Troy?
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  Speaker 3: Now what? I don't like those movies.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen Troy. I've never seen three hundred. I've
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  Speaker 5: never seen any of those.
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  Speaker 1: Troy is different, Bro, Troy is not like Troy's different.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all the same.
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  Speaker 3: But no, he plays Orlando Bloom.
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  Speaker 1: Orlando Bloom. Have you ever seen the video? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever seen the picture of Orlando Bloom surfing with Katy
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  Speaker 1: Perry and he's just ass naked?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: You just see his it's a pretty.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I'm so bad with
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  Speaker 5: actors and names. I only know the really big people.
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  Speaker 3: Can I be honest with you, I'm not even gonna
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even making a joke here. I haven't smoked
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  Speaker 3: weed in like sick through seven days. Yeah, my recall
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  Speaker 3: of actors names in that period has gotten so much better.
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  Speaker 5: I've never been able to memorize actors names.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, if you stop smoking for a
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  Speaker 3: little bit, yeah, you get you'd get it back, you
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  Speaker 3: get good. I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 5: You see, Wow, Katie Perry's really gone through a rough patch.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, that's a little bit older. How insane is that? How?
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  Speaker 1: How how insane is how naked he is? I love
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  Speaker 1: that super naked but he has a hat and sunglasses on,
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  Speaker 1: but his his full schlong is out.
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  Speaker 5: And you got a lot of self confidence to rock
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  Speaker 5: that one.
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  Speaker 1: And she's.
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  Speaker 5: An article like you, you can't you gotta go naked,
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  Speaker 5: or you gotta you gotta go. If you're gonna go naked,
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  Speaker 5: you gotta go full naked.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't be more naked.
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  Speaker 3: But having the hat and the shades.
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  Speaker 5: On, that means you looked in the mirror like he
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  Speaker 5: looked in the mirror and you were like these sunglasses,
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  Speaker 5: and then you just ignored the fact that below is
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  Speaker 5: completely bad.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's not about the sun. Your penis is getting
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  Speaker 1: sun burnt right now, like it's not about protection from
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  Speaker 1: the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Never absolutely fries my penis. I mean, you know, imagine
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  Speaker 3: the rest of my skin times one hundred.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think my penis has ever seen the sun.
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  Speaker 5: And it never plants.
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  Speaker 3: My penis burns like fucking cotton. It shrivels up instantly like.
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  Speaker 1: That plantation fire. Yes, white building, fucking completely a blaze.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets it's gets spots, then.
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  Speaker 1: You get you get rocked up throwing the lotion.
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  Speaker 3: Whenever I put the lotion on it, though, and it
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  Speaker 3: burns through that. They say that the discharge, the sort
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  Speaker 3: of goo that comes off of the burned penis lotion,
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  Speaker 3: you're not supposed to put that down the kitchen sink.
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  Speaker 3: Really supposed to wait until it solidifies and then throw
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  Speaker 3: it out, otherwise it causes clogs under in the irrigation
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  Speaker 3: system of the city. I've been, I've been.
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  Speaker 1: There's a picture. I don't know if you say this
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  Speaker 1: is just like from the same day. He's just asked naked,
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  Speaker 1: just paparazzi from all angles like he just.
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  Speaker 3: Not from you, shocking?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry what were you saying? I just didn't want you
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  Speaker 1: guys to miss out on blooms.
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  Speaker 5: I just can't imagine going out in public like just naked,
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  Speaker 5: not even like a like a you know, maybe like
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  Speaker 5: a bag with some clothes to change into just in case.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever have the dream where you end up
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  Speaker 3: a school naked or had? I used to have that
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  Speaker 3: dream a lot?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, or like where you I would be like wearing
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  Speaker 5: a pair of shorts that were uncomfortable in.
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  Speaker 1: The dreams, and what would you take them off?
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  Speaker 5: No? I couldn't do because that was always the thing I.
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  Speaker 5: I used to wake up late for school, put on whatever,
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  Speaker 5: and then go. And then I would get there and
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  Speaker 5: I would be like, what the fuck am I wearing
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  Speaker 5: right now? I would like go to the gym, walker room,
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  Speaker 5: grab ship from my locker. It was always a whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have uniforms?
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  Speaker 3: I wish? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Or because I went to private school for one year
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  Speaker 5: in fifth grade and we had a dress code. Easiest
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  Speaker 5: year because you just throw on a collared shirt and pants.
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  Speaker 1: Dress code is nice. Dress code so easy because then
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  Speaker 1: you kind of like dressed to like fuck the dress code.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're trying to see what, like see what
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  Speaker 5: I can do?
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  Speaker 3: Can I my canvas?
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  Speaker 5: What can I create?
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  Speaker 1: How can I color within the lines?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: That's what it's like over red fucking f I t
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  Speaker 5: oh boy.
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  Speaker 3: You guys ever go walk through there? Wow, no wonder
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  Speaker 3: they shut that street down. Any car accidents there would
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  Speaker 3: be from people being like, what the fuck, it's a
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  Speaker 3: freak show. It is nuts. It's crazy. The combination of
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  Speaker 3: like my Little Pony meets Hello Kitty meets like the
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  Speaker 3: matrix is that school?
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  Speaker 5: So like that school I assume is like any other
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  Speaker 5: school where you would go and you would like, say,
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  Speaker 5: if you wanted to be a screenwriting major and you
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  Speaker 5: major in screenwriting and then but you still got.
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  Speaker 1: To take like math and shit like that, right, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: Now they're just taking classes on throwing fits. Really Yeah
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  Speaker 5: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you'll see like a steampunk goth wedding dress
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  Speaker 1: and it'll just be like a nineteen year old on
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  Speaker 1: their way to damn near math class.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, those people almost have to wake up eight
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  Speaker 3: hours before. I know. But you know what, even my
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  Speaker 3: untrained eye. I go through a pack of those kids
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  Speaker 3: and I can spot the one kid where I'm like
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  Speaker 3: that kid does it did better? Oh he has it.
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  Speaker 3: He has it more than the other kid. Most of
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  Speaker 3: them don't have it. Most of them don't have it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just throwing like they're just vomiting on their Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything they can, they're going to like a vintage story.
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  Speaker 5: It's a lot of tough fists.
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  Speaker 3: You cut the fucking mud flaps off your shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: You just have like parking colors for seas, like walking
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  Speaker 1: straight out like Patrick SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, yeah, we were, we were there, and
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  Speaker 5: we were we were filming right on that street, the
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  Speaker 5: closed street, and uh yeah. The whole time I was
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  Speaker 5: just looking at those kids and I was like this
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  Speaker 5: and in.
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  Speaker 1: A weird way, like I think that they it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be intimidating. It's supposed to feel intimidating to walk around,
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  Speaker 1: but you know that they're like the most self conscious
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  Speaker 1: to throw something that like detailed on. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: you're just like throwing whatever, but it's like this layered
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  Speaker 1: like pedophore with like garters and like you look like
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: a Shepherd and ridiculous.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's lingerie on top of like a track suit. Yeah,
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: they I will again. I would imagine that all those
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: kids are very competitive with each other and judgmental, very
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: judgment and so the body dysmorphia or the clothing dysmorphia.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Probably more clothing dysmorphia is.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Probably worse there than anywhere else.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, there's definitely no body dysmorphia. I could
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: eight percent. There's probably one average. I have wait for
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: our body fat percentage.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: No, that's not true.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of those kids are fucking skin and bone.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: No, it's Timothy shallow May if he lost weight exactly he.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Was preparing for.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeahs to Jesus, I feel like you see some different
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: body sizes, body types, not that I judge.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Not on the main campus, that's for sure. Maybe on like, Yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: if you fit Hoboken.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Hoping to get the call up, congratulations you've been accepted
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: to fit.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: I got one of those emails when I was when
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I was getting like my call when I was in
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: my college applications, I got an email from University of
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Pittsburgh and I wanted to go there, and I got
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: an email. It was like, congratulations, you've been accepted University
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: of Pittsburgh. And I didn't read anybody else, and I
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: sent it to my family and I was like, I
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: got into Pittsburgh and they were like, no, you got into.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: The pan Did you apply to it?
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: No, you can apply to the main college and then
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: they can still just be like we're gonna send you
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: to the pit el equipped like we're gonna give We're
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: gonna say no, you're not You're definitely not getting in here.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: But if you go here for a year, you might
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: be you have a way better chance of being able
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: to transfer into the So you.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Did apply to pitt but they got you into their
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: to their school campus.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I had a boy who, my boy Mike, had a
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: shirt that said like they gave it out to everybody
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: that got into pen and it was like I got
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: into Penn. And then he wrote on state a tuna
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: waiting list. Hopefully it's a great shirt. Incredible shirt.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: They were gonna start making funny shirts like that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Again, no one's made a funny shirt since fuck you
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you fuck yeah yeah, and that one sucks. It was
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: funny right when it came out.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: It was funny immediately, and then it was, and then
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Michael Rappaport and people started, Yeah, there's always the wrong
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: people wearing it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not funny.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Or it's like you're coming to New York as a
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: tourist and you buy it like I am like the locals.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used word.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Many times, adjective.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: No oh man, What was the last time you guys
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: experienced genuine fear for your life? For me, it was
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: about forty five minutes ago.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about from like, uh, like on a
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: bike or something like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Anytime or I guess if it was on a bike,
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: if we're counting bikes. It was twice today for starters A.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I hit a car.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: That was moving. He hit me more than I hit him.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Same thing.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm on the bike.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: One person can hit the other person.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Well, then he hit me. I was on a bike.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I'm in the bike lane. He doesn't see me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: He just he's on a parallel park, just goes straight
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: in front of me. I smashed into his window and
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: I almost punched his I thought about punching it, giving.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It a good you get angry in a situation.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: But then I was like now, and then I just
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: said what the fuck, dude, And he just went. It
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: was just some random guy. That part didn't really but
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: I was already so mad at that point that it
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: didn't really care.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: It didn't make it worse.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that one. I was like, whatever, who gives?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: He just got up like the terminator. Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't even fall off my bike, but I
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: slammed on the brakes and I was gliding, sliding, every
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: hydro planing. Yeah, I hated that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Scary.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: That's scary for sure.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Luckily I have calm reflexes, you know. I was able
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: to cool myself down. Really, that's the cod quick Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: And uh no, the crazy one though, I got. I
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: was on the subway and we stopped at thirty fourth,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: so I passed my stop, and.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Uh, why did this happen? Why did you pass your stop?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: We flew by.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: It was a whole thing. Oh, you didn't even that's
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: what happened. No, stop at your place.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: No, that's not what happened.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: The door's open. You just didn't get off.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, the door's never opened. It was the thing when
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: you're looking and you're oh, there's.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: My stop, and then.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Fly by it and then you it's never It's never
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: like one. It's you go like eight stops down to
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: the next one. Yeah, you're in Like, okay, so now
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: I'm forty five minutes away from the destination that I was.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: No, Penn Station's one stop past.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: You get what I'm saying, though, But pretty much, do
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: you know what new leaf? You're right, you've never You've
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: never been on the train where it skips a stop.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I have. I just have never been on a train
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: where it skips eight stops. You've never had that happen.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I've had it skip one stop. Oh.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Most of the times happens to me. It's like all
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: of a sudden, I'm in the Lower east Side and
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: you're like, what the fuck is happening? Because it's always
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: like you're on it and you're like, this feels like
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: a long time for us to be going from point
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: A to point B. And then you look and you're like, oh,
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: now we're at point F.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Usually they'll tell you at at a stop it was
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: a little hard to hear, we're not gonna we're gonna
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: skip a couple of stops.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: And typically you would hear that if there wasn't the
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: homeless person screaming like I've never like I've never and
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm not. I usually don't tell stories about homeless
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: people because I feel like it's like everyone has the
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: exact same experience and it's not interesting at all.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But this was like, it's also homeless people. Most of
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the time, it's annoying, but most of them haven't been like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna be homeless today. Yes, it's
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: not like a chosen pass.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this one was more like, like, I've had homeless
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: people get in my face. I've had I had a
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: homeless ude tell me he's gonna kill me, He's gonna
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: stab me to death. That ship has never once phased me. Today,
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: I'm on the train. The train stops and I hear someone.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: It sounded like someone on the car over, but I'm
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: not sure if this guy was ever.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: On the train.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: And he and and I hear like screw, like wailing scream,
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: like like zombies from Black Ops two and and and
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: he's yelling something over and over.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I can't hear what it is.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: And I was like, where the fuck is? And I
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: turn and he's all he's right outside of my car
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: and I'm the only I'm the closest person to him,
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: and he locks onto my eyes, and he's dude, he's
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: punching the wall of the subway car as hard as
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: he like it. The train was shaking every time his
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: fist hit the car.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: What the frock?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: And then so I'm sitting there and now I'm in
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: fight or flight. I'm like, I'm looking around, I'm like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: are we running? Like, because it looks like he was
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: gonna come on the training you were in slighter flight. Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: you're like thatch exit. And I'm looking at the dude
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: next to me, across from me, and I'm like, this
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: guy's a little bit bigger than me. I feel like
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: he'll probably step in if this guy tries to kill me.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: And then he but he was looking up too, like
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: he looked nervous too.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we kind of just sat there. And then
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: when I really got angry is they wouldn't close the doors.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Like we sat there for like for like two straight
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: minutes with this dude just pounding on the fucking outside
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: of the car and I was just waiting for him
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: to come in and kill us all but they just
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: never closed the door.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, so why couldn't he get in if the door
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: wasn't closed?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: The cops showed up, Like the cops showed up, Like, right, why.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Are you complaining about the doors not closing if the
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: cops were there?
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Well, because if it was a situation that needed the
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: police to come detain the guy, don't you think they
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: would close the subway doors.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: If this guy that's not on the subway and there's
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: no one else on the platform, and do you think
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: they would like So, there.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Was a period there where the doors were open and
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: he was pounding on the car, but he wouldn't come
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: on the car. He just couldn't find it, like he
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: would like peek in and then step out.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: It was horrifying, dude.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't felt like a genuine like.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Holy shit like that zombie dude.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: It was like, it wasn't like the typical I.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Mean, you know, like the people that are homeless and
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: they're doing crack or whatever, and you know, you see
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: them and they're yelling, but you know you can just
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: go around. This was the only time I've ever felt like, oh,
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: this guy actually will swing on me.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it gets frustrating because then you get it,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: then it ends and you're like, why are I pretending
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: that that's a normal thing to see every single day.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Listen to me, I'm ready to go. It's fucking crazy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to fucking go. But it's everywhere. I'm ready
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: to not live in this city.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But it's not just New York.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I will continue to work here. I love working here,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: and I like New York City. I do not like
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: living here.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: That was my That combined with then realizing I was
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: past my stop and then getting hit by a car
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: on the way to the office from the train.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: It's only gonna get after.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I missed the stop, was like enough to be like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: this fucking sucks.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: It's only gonna get worse. Brother.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: You know what really it is though, it's just when
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: it rains in the city. I think when it rains
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: in the city it war.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, because now the tourists are here and
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: they are adding and all the homeless people come out
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, it's it's we can, we can,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: we can be outside, we can, we can, we can
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: get our exers And that guy's getting that's his workout
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: for the days. Pounding on the subway door.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: It was literally like if fucking Saquon Barkley was on
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: the tracks.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: He was one of the biggest people I've ever seen.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: He wasn't one of those drug addicts that's skinny and frail.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: He had a fucking wife beater on Quadzilla.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a wife beater on.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: He had a gallon jug of water that he was
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: just smashing on.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: This guys hydrating dude.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you bike Probably because he took creatine.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You biked in today a bit ago though it wasn't raining.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Did you see through Chinatown You're coming along the bike
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: path on the right, there all those lights like before
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: you take the left next to the park. Yeah, next
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: to the park. I think it was right towards the
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: end of that. On the right there was a homeless
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: guy who was asleep with half of his body on
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: the curb and half off.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: That's like a Tony Hawk obstacle.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Dude. I thought I was. I've never been so or
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: that someone was dead. Oh, that's the thing. Yeah, it
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: was so clearly not a position that anyone would fall asleep.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: And even even with the worst drug come down or whatever,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: even if some collapsed and fell asleep, you're not falling
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: in that position. This guy was dead, and people were
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: just kind of like gently swerving around his leg, But
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: pretty soon people are going to start running over his leg, yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: and mashing him into the sidewalk like they do with
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: the rat carcasses.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You add to the layer and you're like, is that gum?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Or is that a man?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Is that a grown up adult man?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what will happen is you'll get home from
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: work one day and you're like, what the fuck is
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: on my Is that guy on my shoe?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Oh that's human as human remains.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I still love living in New York. I think
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: it's so beautiful.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh man, it's never there.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I went on the most, don't I don't even like
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: the skyline. When I see the skyline them like, it's
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: just it's too much.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why is it? There's so many people, do you know?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: They're so condemned. You and I could go in together
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: on a sick park, on a cabin, on a on
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: a river where it comes with your own little parcel
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: of the river, right yeah, private water though, private water,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: and we'll just we don't have to be there at
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: the same time. I'm not trying to like crowd you.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You could get like a duplex. You guys could or
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: like two townhouses next to each other. I think that
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that's realistic too. If you're getting the cabin on the
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: river I want the river lifestyle does seem amazing. I've
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: always wanted to live on a river, but the flooding though.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Tight river though, I'm not living on a wide river.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: No, I know, I know. We want to be able
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: to fish. I think we do that. I think we
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: start looking at that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: What about already looking in Wyoming?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: That's too far away, man, Not really, what are you
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: talking about. We can't go all the way out there.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: We have to be able to get to work.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Wi FI is all you really needed.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna do spots in Wyoming?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: No, that's the point. That's the point of going to Wyoming.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Never doing a spot again. No, I am, but you're
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: gonna miss your spot spots tomorrow. Really check the calendar.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Like what kind of which river are you talking about?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure the snake. I think there are a
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: fair amount that are up there.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: It sounds like it's heart set on the snake.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: So you're talking north of north of New York, yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: north of New York. Yeah, And then you transport down
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: into the city.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe Connecticut. I don't know.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, oh, I guess I know what you mean.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about Granwich, Connecticut. Yeah, I'm talking about
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: more rural Connecticut. Yeah, there's everyone talks about how Connecticut
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: is this really rich state. Well, there's parts of Connecticut
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: that are just it's just you have to go farther
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: away from New York City.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Also there's a most of the cities in Connecticut are
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: not nice. Hartford, yeah, British poor.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you guys are talking about living
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: in a city. I think you guys are talking about
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: country living.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: If I was going to live in a city, if
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: I was going to live in I don't really think
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: there would be like I have no interest in moving
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: to another city.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I think you want to live in a holler. Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you want to live on the West Virginia Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Or Sharon, Connecticut, or West Cornwall. Oh yeah, right up
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: there on the Housatonic. Oh we fished it, you and me. Yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: think about that river. Imagine if we had one of
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: those little even a houseboat, houseboat, Imagine that that would
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: be so nue not a bad idea, not privy to uh,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't. We don't have to pay taxes
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: on the water.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Float the Hudson on a houseboat, well, Mark Twain action.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: How do you get a little rocky Why, Hudson's a
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: big body of water.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you've got a whole house on it. Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you don't have a little cigarette boat on it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Your fucking your house pretty small?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Well, what about a mansion boat? A mansion boat, now
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: we're talking a whole lass mansion. Do you ever go
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: down by that marina on like Peer eight or whatever,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and there's like kind of like yachts down there on
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the on the water in Brooklyn, Yeah, near the soccer field. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: by the soccer field. There's some beautiful boats down there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They just expanded it. Sometimes people will park a deal
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: and I'll just go down and I kind of just
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: look at the boats and just pine for these boats
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: probably cost a million dollars to park the boat there.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Where you guys gonna park your damn house boat?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: We haven't thought that far.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: The plan is to float from the top of the
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Hudson down start an upstate wake our way down to the.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Just ceremoniously starting off your journey the two of you
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: on top of the house but drinking dark modelas that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: would be so respectable.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah for me, it's for me personally, it's it's when
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: it rains in the city is when is when shit
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: really gets.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And it has been raining for like ten of the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: last fourty Yeah, it's.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Really been rain in You know where you don't experience
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: this level of sort of disorder.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Anywhere that you have Austin, Texas, wherever Rogan is Dallas.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Dallas does not have this. Do you know why because
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: it's all highways. Because everyone has a gun. Yeah, yeah, true.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: You know what keeps people in order. Guns a good
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: guy with the threat of being shot dead.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: No one even Hanks.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: There really should be armed guards on every subway there.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: That's what you pan would do.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I saw a real case in Dallas to be made
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: for living under the fear that if you try to
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: cut someone off on the highway, or cut in front
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: of people on a merge, or you know, cut the
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: line whatever one with your they're gonna get out of
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: their car and they're gonna come up and tap on
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: your window with the butt of their gun and shoot
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: you between the eyes.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need more of that, and then they'll reach
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: through the window and put your car in neutral, gather
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: a couple of boys to push the car off to
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: the side of the road so it's not in the
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: way anymore, and then traffic resumes is normal.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: They all have F two fifty, so they'll just you
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the next car to throw your.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Body exactly, and you know what, there probably will be
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: a lawsuit and those people are all gonna get off. Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the best part. Self defense.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, standard ground.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always self defense, Castle doctrine.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy drove his car into my house, into
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: the budroom.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, New York's got to be the only place
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: where you could literally hit someone with your car and
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: then all you got to do is just give him
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: a wave and then that's it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: That's the end of it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Dude literally hit me with his car. He ran into
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: me as I was biking, and all that happened in
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: the interaction is I used the weight of the car
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: to make sure I didn't fall over, lifted myself off
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: of it, and then kept biting.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: He was like, do you get a fingerprint on my car?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Is that a handprint on my car? You better clean
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: that same same way, though, if you smoke the fucking
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: another car, you could probably just go off. True quick broke, well, true,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Why are you so disaffected by the city.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Because biking into work, which was my favorite way to
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: get to work, has become hard, and I'm tired of
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: how expensive everything is. You know, money just fucking falls
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: into a hole somewhere. This morning, I had to take
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: an I had to take a cab and it wasn't
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: far fucking five minute cab, seven minute cab, and it's
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: the meter started at six dollars and eighty cents. Oh yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, what have you done so far to
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: earn that? Did you enter? Are am? I? Are you
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: picking me up inside of a toll? What the fuck
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: is that about? Where is that fee coming from? I
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I took a cab in Chicago that went up as
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: time and distance happened. They didn't pick one, It just
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: like compounded, so every second it was they were really
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: fucking me. It was like airport pickup two. So I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: was fucked. I had nothing I could do.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: This whole week.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Ubers have been ninety dollars rain.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: It's the rain, the damn rain. Remember when Uber first
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: came out and it was like very inexpensive.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it went up first and then it came way
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: down because they let so many more people have the licenses.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You remember that they were giving them registers supply.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: And there was a there was a period there where
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you'd call an uber and the second you hit confirm,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: a car would pull up. Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Now ubers can like they're they're begging, they're picking and choosing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: The ones in it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: I've noticed in other cities it's a lot cheaper, like
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: you can get like in La the ubers.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, I took a four dollars and
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: eighty cent Uber in Chicago. Yeah, from where our hotel
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: was to the office. Yeah, that's what a lot of
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: them are. They thought it was a joke.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll be like seven bucks. But they're also they
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: take a lot longer to get there and uh and
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: they suck. So there's also that factor. I mean, the
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Chicago transit to situation.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Is standing out. The fact that they don't have their
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: trains underground and the coldest city that God ever created
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: is fucking preposterous.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like, dude, when we we were I
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: was staying at the Citizen m and we were doing
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: spots of the laugh Factory, and we went back to
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: the Citizen m. You have stayed there like three times.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, you booked it yourself.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: No, they booked me there.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: The barstool does Okay, I got it. I was there
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: for barstool shit, and I was doing spots while I
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: was there, and it was either it was the place
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: was like two miles away, and it was either a
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: thirty minute drive or like a forty five minute train ride.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: And I looked at the train and it stops literally
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: at like every single block.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Well, it goes through people's apartment. Yeah, that's what it is,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: so people just have to get out into their living room.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a shit show. It's a total shit show.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine standing on an l platform in Trico
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: go every day waiting for the train and the dead
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: of winter, just getting your skin stripped off of you
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: by wind. Yeah, just a skeleton standing there by the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: end of it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It ain't right.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: You've got a good banana, bro, I got this fucking bullshit.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: A nasty one is disgusting, bro. I'm glad you boys
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: are mixing in some fibers, though.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: There's oatmeal have a lot of fiber. Uh, I believe
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I've been crushing cans of beans. My wife is disgusted
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: by it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: That's got a lot of fiber.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Just a whole can of black beans. Throwing some pickled pinos. Wow,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: such a nice treat.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Sounds awful, straight black beans.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: It's like an actual hobo meal.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like after one bite you'd be full.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: It's really feeling. I mean, poops are never going to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: be so beautiful in your life.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I drank for Margarita's last night. Damn the hell I
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: don't know they were so they were so good. Spices, well,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I had one that was a I started with a
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: spicy mes cow. Goddamn, that was pretty good. Bro, cosmet
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: that loco, you know that spot very nice. You'd like it,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: hair Ball Loco. I'm sorry, Cosma, Cosme, Cosme.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: I gotta get out to Cosme, get some of those
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: famous marks I've been hearing about.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you that the last time I
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: went and ate there, I was sitting down and then
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: right next to me was Andrew Schultz and his girlfriend
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: at the time. Yeah, and then I left because we
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: finished first, and right after I left, he proposed to her.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, right there, interesting Nicol. Yeah, maybe he was
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: waiting for you to leave the whole time. I think so,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: you think kind of seemed like it. I could see it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: It's probably like I don't want to do this with
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: the fucking Francis just sitting there.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Or like you, he proposes and you continue to
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: try to have conversations to cost the table with him.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm thinking for tires, I'm thinking we kind
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: of get all we go off script a little bit.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: How do you come up with your material prolific?
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Do you write punchline first and go backwards?
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Why don't we just see if we can get a
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: table together here? Move these signor can you push these
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: two uh masa's together?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Superblay cosme four marks? Goddamn yeah, Mexican take.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Down four marks.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I was just drinking them like they were capri
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: sons was hammering them.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: So they were so good to at a time. What
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: are we thinking?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I would order another one before I'd finished the first?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Goll Lee. That sounds like a hell of a night.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: They have a dish called the duck Carnitis that has
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: been on their menu. The entire time. This used to
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: be a very big time restaurant. It used to get
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: ranked top fifty restaurants in the world. It's really good.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Their their main restaurants in Mexico City, and everyone goes
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: there to go to that restaurant.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: But now it's kind of like the hype has died down.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: But it's still awesome because they've come back to Earth.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: No, the food's just as good. It's just people. Restaurants
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: are very their Their buzz is often fleeting, you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Know, unless it's Sleigh Bernard Den. You know, Okay, you're
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: going to rise and fall.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: They do some solid advertising.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: But dude, get this. When I used to when I
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: went there when I first moved to New York, I
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: remember specifically that the duck carneaitis, which is a dish
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: for two people, was I think it was fifty four
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: dollars on the menu. Yeah, sounds like a lot, right,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Guess what it is.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm going to guess ninety.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go seventy.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Five, one hundred and twelve dollars. Wo. It is an
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: unbelievable measure of inflation.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll be honest, there's just as many ducks everywhere.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: They're just as easy to kill anything. There are more.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: You start bringing your own duck in.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, going Carneita this Yeah, the enlargement to Chinatown. Yesterday,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: we got a duck for less than twenty dollars really
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and it was amazing.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Wait you bought it at at a restaurant.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they served it up for us. We had like
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: a pork to start, and then they just cut up
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: a duck. I mean they took it out of the window. Wow,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: it was so fucking juicy.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Oh look that sounds great.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I had duck in the classic peaking duck
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: in Beijing with Donnie. Yeah, and it was a pretty
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: cool experience. Was it great? Yeah? It was. It was good.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: It was that orange kind of glazed duck with the
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: crispy skin. Love that duck is good.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Duck's an underrated meat. Yeah, I'm trying to go all
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: duck by twenty six.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: We just kill enough duck and you just stock all
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the freezer ducks strictly.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta get.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Sydney's got to take us out to kill some ducks.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big time. As what they should do. They should
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: round up everybody like once a month in New York
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: like Jerry Duty, and we all just go out and
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: hunt people though, get the catskills the homeless. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be bad purge. You've been select for purging.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I mean that guy sounds delicious. Who was banging on
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: your subway? It sounded like a meaty, fucking cut family.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: For weeks through the winter. You've won the.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Lottery, you got the Saquon Barkley homeless.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Man's under some flak. He's been taking some heat.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: He just went on uh Cooper Dejen and read Blanken
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Ships podcast today. Oh, really doesn't sound like he to me?
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: What was he saying? Well, I mean those are his
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: own teammates.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Because he went on Aiden Ross's stream.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Did he on Aiden Ross's stream?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Can you explain Aiden Ross to me? Why is he always?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I don't really know. Why is he always the center
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: of controversy? What does he do? Who is he?
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I think it's because he's like a he's like a
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: right wing Twitch streamer for children. I mean most Twitch
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: streaming is children, right.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I think he's a kick. I think he's an kick
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: He's a right wing streamer for children.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Is he right wing?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah he is.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Hasn't Trump like been on his.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Stream before or didn't he like do like an interview something?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: But Trump did knock Boys and flagrant Io and THEO
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: and all that busting in busting.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but flagrant I don't know much about flagrant
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: But THEO went to the inauguration, so it's probably safe
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: to assume he's right leaning.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Aiden Ross gave him a cyber truck on it, but.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Did didn't always have to also have Bernie Sanders on
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: their shows?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I tend to think that Theo's pretty centrist. I
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, you have Bernie on like you could
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Bernie Goes on shows, but like they're not like people
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: aren't like going to the inauguration feels like that kind
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: of says where you are. I'm not saying there's anything
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: wrong with what would either with either side.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I'll say this, if I got invited to the inauguration,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: no matter who the president was, I would go. I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: pretty sure.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: When the Eagles went to when the Eagles won their
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: first Super Bowl in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, we went
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: to the White House and we were like doing an
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: reviews there or something like that. And there's like a
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: local Philadelphia basketball writer named Kyle Newbeck, and he took
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: a picture of like the barstool Mike Flagg, and he
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: was like, of course barstools. There's the White House. It's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, just because you're there. It doesn't like
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: say one thing or another about like, uh, yeah, I
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: get that.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: I guess if he buys, well he but being personally
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: invited to the inauguration by the president.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Well he bought Bernie Sanders a cyber truck. Two he
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: didn't he's giving out cyber truck.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: He didn't. Yeah, I don't think he they I don't
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: think those guys would have gone if Bernie Sanders became president.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders got a fucking cyber truck. I don't know
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: You didn't see him driving it around. AOC got a
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: cyber truck from him.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Bernie Sanders has been the same age of old for
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: fifteen years. If you if you need to see a
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: picture of him when he was young, it's in black
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: and white. There are no colored photos of him with
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: like as a young man. The same is true of Biden's.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, old forever, they're old as hell. Biden's first
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: generation racist. Yeah, big time, creative ass racist, Lari sandals.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Is he going to run again?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: No, no way.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Who do you think is going to run next time?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Who do you think the next presidential election is going
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: to be between Trump and whoever else?
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Trump can't run again, We'll see.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: He's telling people he's on his third term.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: You see that that he's currently on. He's like, technically,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I'm on my.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Third term because of the last election. But we don't
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: have to get into it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's already breaking the law by being on a
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: third term. He can't stop winning. Oh he does is
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: win no matter what. It's crazy, so fucking happy for him.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: He sat for Biden too, that he got cancer.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how how long you think they've known about that?
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I feel like stage four cancer doesn't just come on
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: the president rapidly, like there was he not getting checks
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: before that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe he just thought it was ikey. Yeah, maybe old
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: guys thinks they just think so ichy, that's that was
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Joe Paterno why he didn't say anything. He was just like, yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: it's ikey to talk about what's happening in my locker room.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I don't agree. I don't think that Biden. Everyone's saying
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: that Biden's gonna die and that Biden's dead. I think
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Biden's got like fifteen years left in him. He'll be
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: around forever.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be like Jimmy Carter, just like tiny as
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: fucking a chair. They'll keep him alive, just shrinking down.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I mean presidents, the presidents don't die, they stay alive.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Do you think that when Biden dies people will be
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: nice about it?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, if it's in fifteen years from now.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Definitely fifteen years from now, for sure. If he dies
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: within the next year or two.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I think in fifteen years from now, President Adien Ross
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: is going to be really nice about it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Ye will say the people the right will celebrate when
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: if he dies. I think everyone.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: I think the right and the left will. So I
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: don't think people celebrate. I don't think people know what
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: they like.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: And it's like, well, we're talking about celebrating. I'm not
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: talking about I'm talking about people online, not real life.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just I like the fact that whenever a
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: president dies we fly the flag at half mast. Yeah,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I think that's and that there's just sort of a
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: collective like day of day of recognizing the service that
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: they provided to the country, even if they weren't a
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: great president.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, did you get the churos last night?
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: No?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I did. I never have room for dessert after the
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: duck carnaitis.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Really that is a dessert I think you would get,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: like the ice cream flombay.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I'd also had four margarita's, so I figured I'd hit
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: my sugar quota.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Because so Lamb though, wasting your sugar quota on drinks.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: No, that's that's where you're wrong. Really, I love a
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: cocktail as a dessert. I'm happy with that.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: I disagree. That was kind of like one of my
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: deal breakers with drinking was like I was like, well,
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: I can either do one or the other.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I can either have these trolley gummies.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Exactly, have murf gummies or drink.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: But you didn't really like cocktails. You liked beer. Yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: so beers never gonna be deserved.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I guess that makes sense. There's nothing sweet
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: about a beer.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Right, maybe nice a nice tomorrow? No No, No, that's
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: a nice that's a nice end. That's a nice night cap.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I would love a beer, would you.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get one right now, let's have one. Let's
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: turn that chipping.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I know it might be time. Honestly, let's color let's
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: color down.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's color down.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I would drink, and I would It would be like.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Tell us what happened when you drink?
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: No, No, that's not what I'm That's what I want
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: to me. If I were to drink again.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I know it would be.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: You'd be backing the horse right away.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: If I drank.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: If we drank today Thursday night, there's no way I
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: don't wake up tomorrow and be like, well I haven't
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: drank and so like, and then it would continue for
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: a month straight of me being like, we took all
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: that time off.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta make up for lost exactly.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: So I'd be texting you guys like mimosas let's go
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: get some boozy.
• 48:08
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• 48:12
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• 49:47
  Speaker 3: For legendary moments, I will say that I do think
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: about trying sobriety here and there. Yeah m hm, But
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: then I think you would get mad at me if
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't give a because it's you.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: It's your thing, though, I flag and I'm out on that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: I'm out do whatever you gotta do.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I'd only do it to have something in common
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Oh no, terrible.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I would then tell everyone sass, and I don't drink.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: I don't really have any plans to going back to drinking,
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: but I'll probably have a beer at some point.
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: It's not like a couple of my buddies have gone
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: like fully sober and then they like went on a
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: huge family trip to Ireland and they're like, yeah, I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: had a beer in Ireland, didn't affect my because they're
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: not doing it for the chip and they didn't fall
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: off the wagon and go on a bender. Yeah, beer
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: in Ireland was like their dad, like a nice, wholesome
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: tastere's choice moment.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: I just don't know if I got that in me,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: But when you, when you do, there's no way I'm
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: gonna go to Ireland and have one Guinness.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Can I say something which is crazy? I think that
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: there's have you noticed that now that sobriety has become
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: such a more popular movement. And I'm not talking just
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: for people who have alcoholism, Oh yeah, the sober curious people,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: the people who just abstain from drinking right, not even
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: because they have a problem, because they didn't like the
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: way they felt whatever after they drink. As that has happened,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: lots of science has started coming out that says alcohol
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: gives you cancer, Alcohol does this, Alcohol does that. I
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: don't think that that's a coincidence. I think that big
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: sobriety is in the pockets of every politician. I think
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: big sobriety is a major, like corrupt movement. Yeah, I
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: think so too.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I think you could put together a study that proves anything. Yeah, like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and I think that a lot of people would say
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: everyone's stopping drinking because the studies are saying to stop.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I think that everyone has stopped drinking and they're trying
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to find a study to correlate with it because they're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: link in every think the cancer these days. Did you
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: hear the golf courses? The golf courses have parking.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: That does make sense to me though. They say that
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: like a lot of greens keepers on golf courses have dogs,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Like to head greens keeper always rides around with his dog.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: And I heard somewhere that like the life expectancy of
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: a dog that runs around on a golf course is
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: like four years less.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, why because the pesticides.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It's the pesticides, crazy dude.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Just because the golfers like refuse to have a single
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: fly land on it. They're like given their membership. If
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a bee buzz is in their backswing.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Pesticides are kind of I try not to think about
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: those because I definitely, uh got a lot of them
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: in my system.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: What about microplastics, that's a big one that everyone's talking about.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those don't That just feels impossible to avoid.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Well, they say, yeah, bottled water is really bad, they say,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: they say table salts bad.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Hm. Right, they said that you got a a don't
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: you need a credit card? A week of microplastics?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Is that right? No? Not a week?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's half a credit card.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's like a credit card a year. No, No,
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: it's a credit card.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: And I definitely need to stop eating a credit cards.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I was worried I wasn't getting enough microplastics, and
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: so I started crumbling up a credit card.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, mixiting in with a smoothie.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Nothing like chopping line and eating the card after.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: The coke isn't killing you. It's the fucking credit card.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: The pesticides freaking out because used to a bunch of
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: landscaping and I remember the we were using round up
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: is the big one, that's bad one, And we were
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: spraying down this dude's this dude's patio and he was like,
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: be careful with the round up, don't get it too
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: close to you, like it's super poisonous all that ship.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: And I was using it and there was no smell,
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: and I was like, is this actually round up? And
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: I still do this day, don't know I smelt it, though,
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I will say that bad idea.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You just put your nose over the round up like
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: straight into it.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting anything because I'm not even kidding like
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: like because I was like, and I still do this day,
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm pretty sure I was just watering
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: that dude's weeds.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: I remember as a kid, I remember having to get
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: all the old paint off the side of a boat.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: That was a job I had done, and they gave
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: me a giant can of turpentine to deal it with.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: And and then after, because I had paint chips and
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: stuff on my hands, they washed my hands for me
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: with the turpendine.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: And I remember feeling like, Wow, this shit really works.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: This gets paint off your hands better than anything.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: And two bones of your hands are just rubbing against
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: each other because there's no flesh anymore.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: That's fucked. Did I ever take me feel better about
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: my about my experience?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Did I ever tell you the story about how so
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: my my dad's side of the family has these like camps,
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: these little cabins up onl on t Yeah, in a
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: town called Deborah, but it's spelled desb r Ats Desbarats
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: near Sue Saint Marie. If anyone out there knows this area,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's beautiful. And we would go up there
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: every summer. We would drive twenty two hours from Maine
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: to get there. We would drive and we would go
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: and that's where we would spend like a week in
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the summer or ten days or whatever. But there was
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: no electricity, nothing, no Wi Fi. You would not have
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: been able to go. And so my grandfather we had
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: these shot puts because they had this little drawbridge built
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: between two of the islands. It was really cool, but
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: it was along this canal entryway kind of between the
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: rocks that in order for the bigger boats to come
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: down that way, you'd have to pull the drawbridge open.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And he weighed the drawbridge down through the pulley system
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: with two shot puts wow to create that. And as
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: he was doing as he was setting up the shot puts,
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: he watched as they both came undone because he hasn't
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: tied them properly, bounced down the rocks and into the canal.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: And then he told my cousin Jackson and me that
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: he would pay us five dollars each for each of
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: the for each shot put we brought back. Wow, but
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: we had to dive for them. Yeah, and we had
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: no scuba gear. Yeah, and it was pitch black, oh shit.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: So me and my cousins they would sit. They sat
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: on the drawbridge as Jackson and I took turns trading
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: the scuba mask back, like the snorkeling mask, back and forth.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: And it was like probably sixteen feet down damn, and
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I was probably twelve. Dam And they had a basket
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: on a string. And the thought was that if we
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: got and found the shot put on the floor of
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: the of the lake, you put the shot put in
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: the basket, give the basket a couple of tugs, and
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: then come up. Yeah. And I got one of them,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: but we did not find the other. See you at
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: the five I got five bucks.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Not bad, but that's not what you need, both both
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: for the drop.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: It felt like a job half done. Yeah, not find
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: in that second one. But I mean that's good.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: That's a tough task.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: We must have dived probably fifteen times each Yeah, before
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I finally found because you get down to the bottom
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: and you'd already be so out of bras. Yeah, and
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: that has sand everything. It was silky mud. Yeah, yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: so you just feel around in the darkness. There was
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: no light. Damn.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: That's such a good way to die.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I know it is. By the way, I did the
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: same exact thing years later looking for a pair of
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: my mom's Maui Jim sunglasses. Ah, because she had had
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: them fall off near the dock. So I went down
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: to try it. But she did not offer me payment.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: But that was okay. They've done a lot for me. Yeah, yeah,
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I did not find them losing the shades and the
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: water's tough. That's why you gotta have the floatable crokies.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I know that's happened to me a couple of times,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: looking over the edge of just right off the head.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I went on a boat trip recently, or I went
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: on like a vacation to like a resort within the
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: last year, and we went out on a boat and
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: it was lovely. We got back and as we got
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: back in there was a guy who had just got
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: off a stand up paddle board and he told the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: guy who took us out on the boat, I lost
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: my sunglasses. I'm pretty sure they're in this area. Go
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: get them.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He just made this guy get it, just like feel
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: around in an area for his sunglasses and it was
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: like this mass it was like probably like over a
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: little bit towards this way. Like didn't give the guy
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: any money up front.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: We just sat and watched this guy like abuse this.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: So fucked And they were nowhere near where he said
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: they were, but I was out there for half an hour.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: He finally found them.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Well that brings us to that diver who goes around
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: the marina and dives with scuba stuff on underneath where
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: all the boats are parked, and so much stuff falls down,
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: and he goes and he collects stuff that has fallen down,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: and he'll get a rolex for someone who's lost. Yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: they'll hire him. Yeah, he's on YouTube. I've seen those accounts.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: It's great.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: I like the ones of the dudes that do it
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: in like the middle of nowhere and they'll pull up
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: like guns.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Oh those are the magnet fishermen.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the magnet fisherman. That grosses me out.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Though grosses me out too. It's also funny because the
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: police get just mad.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to find stuff.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those bicycles are meant to be down.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, well, now we got to open up
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: an investigation from fucking forty five years ago. Yeah, and
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: try and solve it with his gun. It's gonna take
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: us hours of paperwork.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you're on the cops side big time? Really?
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Just throw the gun back in the water. If the
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: gun's got fucking shit growing off of it, the case
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: is probably not going to get solved.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I agree, just that the cops shouldn't get to the
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: bottom of the case. I don't think they have to
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: fucking hunt down every gun that someone finds in the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: bottom of a river. Sure, these guys are getting fucking
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: ten million YouTube clicks on their fucking gunk gun.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: True, they're getting all the money. You know.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: It's so strange that that shot put story was so
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: uh it was such a sort of core memory, Yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: my childhood and meant so much to me. And when
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I told it, I realized that this story is worth nothing.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: This is not finding a single inch of purpose on
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: this podcast.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's true at all.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think there was anything in there that was
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: like worth sharing to anyone who listens to the show.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: To you, guys didn't We didn't ping off it. It
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: wasn't funny it was just like, and now I'm like,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: did my life mean anything? If that was one of
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: the top moments that I had and is a very
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: fond memory I have of my cousins and my grandfather
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: and this place. That meant a lot to me. That
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: did my life mean anything?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You did something hard?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I did do something.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: It's a bad story.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that good. Every story has to.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Be like a grand slam, you know, but it was
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: a grand slam for my whole life. Yeah, but I've
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: got stories that are funny.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I've told so few people that story.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but everyone's got stories like that.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: No, you just told one hundred thousand more people and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: you just told I needed to have told that to
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: someone else and have them be like, dude, that that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: wasn't worth much.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I would would ever say that about that story.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Though, but it would have then put me in a
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: better place of knowing it's worth and I would not
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: have shared it on the podcast.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I think that that was a worthy story.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I think we can cut that.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: No, No, it's definitely standing.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: We should cut that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Now, you got to say something very revealing personally. If
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you want this cut, don't do it. Don't do it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Don't do it, it won't wind up getting cut.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: The shot puts were made up of children that live
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: on Harry's Block, their bones and their privates.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: That we're talking Holmes, I think that it was a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: very nice story. I don't know. I'd give up, man,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think you're being hard on yourself.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I tried it. I am always hard on myself.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: But what did my story about the guy finding the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: fucking maui Jim's.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Ad, Well, that was a piggyback. It wasn't.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: So we did add a piggyback.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: That was a different story though.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it jogged something in my memory.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: That's very kind of you.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: It wasn't doing it to be kind I was doing
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: it because it was a worthwhile story.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Can we ask you for an update on your children?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: How that's all going.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: They're going, they're doing pretty good.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: You seem great? Are you pretty? Are you just hiding
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: how fatigued you are?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: It's just a different level of attention to details, like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: you just have to be pretty and I'm not I'm pretty,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: or you just lighten your shoe and fire.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Of handling a serious cover.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: No, I'm listening right now. He said, it's a different
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: type of tired.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, we're talking about family stuff here. Let me
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: light my shoes on fire for me to go to
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: another place.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: That is like the kind of thing you do in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a in like a psychiatrist's office, and they're like, yeah,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you have eighty d bat, we're going to give you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: eighty milograms every single day.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I wonder how big the hotel is that I'm staying
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: this week. All right, So it's a different type of tired.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: It's just no, it's just a different type of attention
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: that you have to give. You have to be kind
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: of selfish, and I'm not perfect at it, but I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: am relatively patient as a person, but definitely like test
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: your patience at sometimes it's like when they're just crying,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you don't know what to do. You can't can't stop it,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: you just try. I also used to think when people
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: would like shush their kids, they were being mean, like shush,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: but I didn't realize that there is like a functional
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: like it is like a calming thing. But I so
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it for a while to them because
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not trying to be like a
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: dickhead like shushing them.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Like, sh you're kind of just creating white noise.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're just doing like a soft, passive white
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: noise and it works, Bro, they'll shut the funk up.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: If you Yeah, it's not a library shush. It's the
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: type of shush that you might mistake for the flowing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: of the river that Harry and I are going to
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: live on.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Exactly it's gonna be so, but I didn't. I just
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: thought it was like there was a nastiness to it.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: So I was like, just letting them cry. But then
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: it was like, am I fucking detached sociopath? Like I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't just letting them cry. That's what it's tough to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: talk about because someone will be like, yeah, wait, wait
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: until you hear this, or like you actually shouldn't be
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: doing that. So I haven't talked a ton about it.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I even like shot an ad where it was like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: they were gonna be in the part like the background,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I can't have them in
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: a fucking no.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: I think that's the right call, do you for for
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: someone who's, you know, potentially thinking about it some day?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Would you recommend that I have one or two to start?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I think you should start with like three and just
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: kind of knock down because I think swinging for the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: fences is like laying up or like swinging for a double. Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: like why not just get the Homer and have like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a TLC show Francis plus eight.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I think starting with twins is actually a pretty good move.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: You'd be such a great dad.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Because then if you don't have any more, you're fine.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, gets you right into right into the action.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Into a full family.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that you. I think you got to
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: They also they also are going to rely on each
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: other so much and be each other's support systems, which
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: means you don't have to you don't have to parent
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: as much. And there's really like, let's be honest, even
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: though they'll be like I'm one minute older, there's really
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: no older child. Yeah, right, so there's no I'm sure
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: that the hierarchy is not as pronounced. Yeah, unless one
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: of them ends up being like way better at sports
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: and school. Yeah, in which case the other one's in
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: big trouble and the other one.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Has to do drugs or DJ or both. I support
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: it if they want to do both.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're not good at sports or school,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: there's not a ton of options.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What what are we doing?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I guess is good at sports in school?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: So is I.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: It's hard for me to relate to that experience of
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: not being good at sports or school.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Because just because you got append or to pit aliquippa.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Well that was for my academics.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: So what were you good at school?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: I got in there solely relying off my academic ability. Dressing, yeah,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: pretty much, you're gonna git. I got into fit full scholarship,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: turned it down.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: What if Harry took that outfit off right now and
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: underneath he was just wearing like a spiked.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Outfit.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Oh no, this this was a class project. Actually they said,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: they said do your best puffer fish. This is my interpretation.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: It's dark Kent under there.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Do you think they get like assignments like that?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: I bet they.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: I want you to come in wearing something that expresses anger.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow, your homework is to cut yourself.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, create an outfit using an actual physical piece of yourself.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Sacrifice one part of your body for a whole outfit.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: The zippers are made from my molar.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Today.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Noticed that my penis is stitched onto the outside of
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: my genes.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Tonight, your assignment is to bleed and you will be
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: judged on how seek help if you if you actually.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Have see help if you go too.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Is it a high school now it's a college.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: It's a college.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's like, got it. I bet you that those kids
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: do have a lot of of course, I bet you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: they're doing some wild stuff.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they definitely have like co ed dorms. They probably
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: have one dorm room and like.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Somewhere there's probably just a guy school on the dorm floor.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: When I almost went to, I tore pace. Their dorms
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: are just in the everything is in one building, so
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: you never left. You never leave.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: That kind of like that town in Alaska where the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: entire town is exactly it's a skyscraper that is all
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: just it's like the Wayside school.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what that's what maybe not want to go there.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Really. I was like, I'll just never leave. Oh, that's
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: so at odds with your lifestyle, dude, It's just an elevator.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: You're like, oh, I gotta go to I gotta go
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: to fucking English.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Because it's a place I'll never leave my home.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it would be like if I was like
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: I gotta go do the podcast, and it was like
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: down one floor.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: That sounds so tailed for you. Your main complaint today
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: was the community.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: It would be like if I moved into this building,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going up to seven.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: How are you late?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Have you ever accidentally ridden the elevators here up to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: the floor? I went up once? What is it? Really? Nice? Offices?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Really well, think about it. Our elevator bank has six elevators.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen in a building in New York
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: that when you press the button automatically the elevator No
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: matter what, there's an elevator ready to take you. For
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: the most part, there's six here, six elevators, and they're fast,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: the fastest. That's the most efficient, probably expensive elevator system
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Incredible elevator any building.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I've ever been to in New York strong elevators totally.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: You go up all the way. Your ears pop.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Chicago Barly even has an elevator.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: It's a crank. You take the L train on a
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: steep in c like you're going on a roller coast.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: A vertical vertical train.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Elevator repair men are and and builders are a union.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: That's an old union.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: In America, And it's a it's a trade. You know.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: My poppy rode the elevator.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: How was business?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I two wrote two? Now ride, I'm apprentice road the elevator.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: My dad rode the elevator.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Lots of ups and downs.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Cousin was an escalator man to him in thirty years.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Well, it caused a big risk. And it's like having
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: a cop and a fire.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly which one's more important?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: They're fighting at Thanksgiving the elevator versus the escalator.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: You ever tried it on an escalator? You ever tried
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: to hold your hand on the two railings and then
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: lift your feet off the ground and ride all the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: way up or all the way down without having your
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: feet touch now, so sort of in a suspended dip.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe no, I never have. I could hard see that.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of strain on your wrists because your wrists
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: are bent up.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: It's also tough in New York, in this in this
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: stand right walk left culture that we're living in. It's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: hard to block off both sides.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you mean. But there are plenty
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: of elevators that do not have people, excuse me, escalators
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: that have people not expecting to be able to walk
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: up the left side.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: The only time I really see escalators is at Penn Station.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: What about at LaGuardia Airports?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: True, l g A Malls l g AS. Their escalator
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: is busy, though.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: You don't walk up it. Though I do. People have
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: their luggage.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Oh I fly up that thing.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: You walk up the escalator at LaGuardia every time, that
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: means you're asking a lot of people to well, there's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: people there.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: I won't. But next time, instead of walking up it,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: you know what I'll do, I'll dip ride that thing down.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Like Stephen Hawking likes.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Going going doing real hard.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Going up is harder than going down.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Think about it.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Gravity gravity gravity, Yeah, save the hell away from me.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I uh, I'll definitely do that. When I'm while
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: I'm waiting for the clear people to harass me.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: What a useless thing? I mean?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: What, how is there eighteen people?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Clear?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Clear? What is the mound for clear? Can we can
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: we honestly ask our point? What is the point?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: You're like, oh, yeah, I'll get clear because I'm looking
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: at it right now. It says the clear line is
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: of fifteen minute wait and the general line is just open.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I'm so tired of those people thinking that they're doing anything.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Clear must be paining. I mean, it's the same
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: people that work at Sweet Green.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: They they come, they usher you up and they're like,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: wait for me, wait for me, okay, come now, yeah okay,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: And then it's like they're introducing you to the TSA agent.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Doesn't give a fuck about them. I did the other
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: day and they and I have my idea out?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Why are you Why you have your idea out? You're
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Clear because you guys ask me to take it out
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: seventy five percent of exactly.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: So that's randomly selected again, and I'm like, why does
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: that keep happening? And they go do you travel a lot?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm like yeah, it's like, well that's probably why
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: don't you think that would mean I should be more clear? Yeah,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: this isn't my first time in the friendly sky. That's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: a red flag.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: TSA and Clear must hate each other. That's probably worse
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: than the elevator escalator capulids.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: The second you see that CLEAR person walking towards you
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: with just a fucking.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Imbecile behind them from a luggage, should I just go here?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: I D passport everything out birth certificate'nightmare.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: The TSA people are. I was like, wait, they're im
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: ready for them. They don't want them to come through.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: We could talk about this.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: I haven't flown. I'ven't flown, flown in a while.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Hate the port.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I haven't flown in a fucking while. I'm gonna be
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: you guys want my free upgrades this year, probably not
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: even gonna use them. I haven't been on my Delta
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: app in four months.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: I haven't really been. I haven't really been grinding it neither.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: I don't really care.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I've been flying a lot.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really care about the status.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna get diamond, but I don't think
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: it's I think it's gonna be close.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm gonna even come close.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Last year, I had it in May.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, I remember like it was fucking yesterday.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: We celebrated, We went on, we went to four Charles.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, me and Harry had a drink in your favor.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: About two thirds of the way there.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not even close.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: How did I just lose miles? What the fuck? I
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: opened the app? I went from nine hundred thousand something
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: miles to eight hundred thousand. What the fuck was that
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I just happened.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: To take away from checking it Now it's like a
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: credit score.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: I neither got the experience boost for my.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Alright, damn, let's wrap up the podcast.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: We'll see you guys next episode. Thank you so much
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: for listening. I hope you guys all have a good
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: rest of your week slash weekend.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: Thank you?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Was up.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 11: Still underground.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: To you.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: Get a round?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 11: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 11: one bad days. We'll drifted.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: Fasi so.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: So then you need son.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: No, I'm come al. I was on a phoning on.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: I was on a phoney low. I was on your
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 10: phone in one I was on your phone. Best be
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 10: don't get ta.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Falling one way?
• 1:16:35
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