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I Spent $1,377.90 on 340ish Peppa Pig Toys (That My Kids Never Asked For)
My kids never asked me to buy them 340+ Peppa Pig toys.
I did it anyway.
It started with two Afikoman presents. Six months later, I had made 201 separate purchases and spent $1,377.90 on Peppa Pig.
Along the way, Peppa became part of bath time, Shabbos, learning Navi- and somehow I ended up drawing faces on actual potatoes from the bodega.
This is the story of how something genuinely good got completely out of hand and what my kids understood about it before I did.
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