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Too Hot to Handle with Jared Haibon · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous podcast
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  Speaker 1: with iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everyone, welcome to the Almost on his podcast today,
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  Speaker 2: Ben is in Hawaii, so timing didn't exactly match up.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess who we have feeling in.
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  Speaker 3: It's your husband.
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  Speaker 2: It's my husband. Hey, babe. He's actually not in the
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  Speaker 2: same room with me or in the same state.
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's actually in LA doing something for Bachelor.
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  Speaker 3: In Paradise, which is so exciting.
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  Speaker 2: So full circle woman here. This episode was just you
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  Speaker 2: say it for me?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if we're on the same I
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  Speaker 4: know we didn't watch it together on three Ready okay, one, two, two.
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  Speaker 2: Three, snooze. Wow, this was a really uneventful episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad because I was watching it. I'm like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: does any like this is some thing happened. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: it's just whatever. I mean, we listen. Sometimes you have
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  Speaker 4: good ones, sometimes you have bad ones. Batstan Paradise is great.
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  Speaker 4: There's way more good than bad. Just like this episode
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  Speaker 4: was like, it was like, all right, cool, next week
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  Speaker 4: looks good with Kat losing her mind.
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  Speaker 2: On the beach, like is always losing her mind?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's a good reality personality.
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  Speaker 2: She's a great reality personality, and she's so stunning. To me.
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  Speaker 2: I have no problem with her being on screen all
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  Speaker 2: the time because I just want to look at her face.
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  Speaker 3: So interesting definition of girl hot.
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  Speaker 4: Oh she's beautiful, obviously, but I don't think she's the
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  Speaker 4: most attractive on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. Okay, So I wasn't sure if I was
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  Speaker 2: going to say this on air, because like it's like
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  Speaker 2: not like to talk about somebody's looks.
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  Speaker 3: Is like whatever, she's beautiful, obvious.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no. I legit called Lauren my sister
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of this episode, and I'm like, guys,
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  Speaker 2: guys don't get it. They don't get beauty.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're right.
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  Speaker 2: Because Kat is so effing stunning. And then like Davia,
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  Speaker 2: Davia is beautiful, very pretty, but like am my cat,
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  Speaker 2: I traded faces with interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Davia is more like you right? What no
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  Speaker 4: am I thinking? Let me just announce to the beginning
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  Speaker 4: on the names. I always just get confused. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Davia is the one the blue eyes or the one
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  Speaker 2: blue eyed mother?
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  Speaker 3: Never mind, Yeah, she's the one who just came down.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the one?
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  Speaker 2: Who are you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: The first episode, she I said she looks like Alicia
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  Speaker 3: from uh.
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  Speaker 2: Audrey's either Mercedes or Kylie.
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  Speaker 3: Kylie.
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  Speaker 2: You know they're sobertty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Mercedes. That's all beautiful. That's why I love asking.
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  Speaker 2: I love asking Jared this question. Okay, yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to like concenture on looks everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously they're beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: No, let's just be honest. The girls are so much
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  Speaker 2: prettier than the guys.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: I think the guys are like the Tanner's very good looking.
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  Speaker 2: Tanner's very good looking. I think Tyler is cute, and
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  Speaker 2: then Braiden. I think Brandon's probably the hottest. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: very weird that, like Jared and I are the most
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  Speaker 2: comfortable talking about who we're tracked.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very secure in my sexuality. I have no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Well not just that, but like also our relationship. You
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  Speaker 2: don't mind that I say that I think Brandon's the hottest.
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  Speaker 2: All you think is the hottest girl.
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  Speaker 4: All these people that we watch, they're just they're like
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  Speaker 4: action figures to us. I don't even view them as
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  Speaker 4: real people, no offense. I mean they're real people. We
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  Speaker 4: should treat them as real people. Don't go after them.
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  Speaker 4: But my point being is when I'm talking about their
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  Speaker 4: looks or like they're track.
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  Speaker 2: Of this, we're not trying to We're not trying to objectify,
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  Speaker 2: but we're also just like trying to watch like viewers
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  Speaker 2: and not like people who like know who are in
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  Speaker 2: these positions before.
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  Speaker 4: And anybody who's watching this show saying, oh, I don't objectify, We're.
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  Speaker 3: Watch now get we're watching people run around.
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  Speaker 4: On a beach in bikinis and bathing suits. We're objectifying,
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  Speaker 4: and but as long as we're nice about it, that's
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  Speaker 4: the important thing and self aware saying oh, we are objectifying,
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  Speaker 4: but they're obviously beautiful people, and there are different types
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  Speaker 4: of beauty, which is what we're talking about. Like, you
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  Speaker 4: think Kat is absolutely stunning, she's beautiful, but I think
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  Speaker 4: that there are more.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the hottest Who's the hottest girl to you?
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  Speaker 4: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: First of like, you're the hottest girl to me?
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  Speaker 2: Very nice, You don't have to you know who I
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  Speaker 2: think is the.
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  Speaker 3: Hottest girl on the beach. You're going to be stunned
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  Speaker 3: by this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Wait, can I guess then? If I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be stunned, I think you're gonna say Olivia. Then
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, Rachel, Oh, Rachel, Okay, Rachel is thriving
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  Speaker 2: in Paradise.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she's doing well.
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  Speaker 2: She looks so no, but she looks like so glowy,
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  Speaker 2: like she looks her best self in Paradise.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she should. Just she's a paradise girl.
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  Speaker 2: She's a beach and I'm actually surprised by that. She's
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  Speaker 2: the kind of girl that like looks better when she's
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  Speaker 2: like a little bit more like toned down, And you
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  Speaker 2: can tell that she's almost happier just by the way
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  Speaker 2: that she's glowing in paradise environment than she was in
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  Speaker 2: the bachelorette environment.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like everybody looks better on the beach. It's
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  Speaker 3: that natural glow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's funny because everybody comes home and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, wait do you see me? So girls,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so gross and sweaty, and it's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: you actually look way you look your best.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I would agree, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have your best. I love my best.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nick.
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  Speaker 4: I was saying Nick last night and he post posted
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  Speaker 4: a picture of me, and I'm like, I'm just so hideous.
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  Speaker 3: I hate you.
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  Speaker 2: You're so insane. Your face looks way better now.
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  Speaker 3: That's very sweet.
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  Speaker 2: I know this is not what it's about. It's not
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  Speaker 2: what it's about episode, all right. So the big thing
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  Speaker 2: really is that it's Cat's birthday, and on Cat's birthday,
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  Speaker 2: like she doesn't remember that in Paradise, if it's your birthday,
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  Speaker 2: you will get screwed over. Somebody will come down and
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  Speaker 2: steal the person that you're with, and that, for her
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  Speaker 2: is Tanner. That's our person, and who comes down is
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  Speaker 2: Davia and it's legit. The entire episode is just the
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  Speaker 2: back and forth between this.
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  Speaker 3: I could care less that it was her birthday. I
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  Speaker 3: heard it me too, But.
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  Speaker 2: You and I are like people who don't really care
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  Speaker 2: about our birthdays that much. I would have like forgotten
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  Speaker 2: it was my birthday, especially in Paradise, but there's like
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  Speaker 2: no place in time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she was like it hurts extra because it's
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  Speaker 4: my birthday, and I'm like, well, I don't care. And
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  Speaker 4: then also, you know what bugs me is when people
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  Speaker 4: say on the beach that they're not here for social
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  Speaker 4: media Instagram or anything like that, and I just don't
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  Speaker 4: believe you.
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  Speaker 2: You know that they don't really gain anything. Now it
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  Speaker 2: is a little different.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I just the people who are like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm only here for relationship, but only here for love.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's ridicuous.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you came to the wrong place then, because of
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  Speaker 4: course you should try to form a relationship here. But
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  Speaker 4: if you only came to a reality TV show to
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  Speaker 4: only find love.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's going to work out. Just
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  Speaker 3: statistically speaking of course.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Okay, there is no one here ending up together.
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  Speaker 2: There is not one couple.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes me sad.
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  Speaker 2: It almost makes me feel like the only couple that
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  Speaker 2: might leave together. I guess there's two Aaron b and Eliza,
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  Speaker 2: which they're quiet. They're quiet and calm.
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  Speaker 3: But that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 4: Quiet and calm usually is good because then they're not
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  Speaker 4: getting much screen time, which means towards the end they'll
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  Speaker 4: get more screen time because that's when like the big
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  Speaker 4: decisions happen.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, all right, you guys got a shot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I guess Rachel and Branden, like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think Rachel rooting for them. I think that they
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  Speaker 2: might they could end up leaving together, but they're not
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  Speaker 2: like gonna be a great love. They're not ending up together.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they're anything together either, but I'm definitely
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  Speaker 4: rooting for them because they're my two favorite.
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  Speaker 3: On the beach.
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  Speaker 2: I think same, They are my two I think they
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  Speaker 2: are my two favorite individuals as well as being together.
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  Speaker 2: One because I know Rachel the best out of anyone. Yep,
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  Speaker 2: she might be the only girl I've ever met in
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  Speaker 2: real person and like not just zoom, and she's just
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  Speaker 2: such a rutable character. I don't really like her. And
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  Speaker 2: then you know that I've you don't know that I've
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  Speaker 2: been like rooting in support of Braiden like throughout this experience,
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  Speaker 2: and Ben thinks I'm Awaco why I think reminds me
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  Speaker 2: of Dean.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just got a great It seems like he's
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  Speaker 4: got a great personality and he's very fun loving and
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  Speaker 4: I love guys like that. Now, would I want Brandon
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  Speaker 4: to date my sister? Probably not, but I would love
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  Speaker 4: to hang out with him. Not because he's bad, but
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  Speaker 4: just because he's probably you know, he wants to play
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  Speaker 4: the field. He's a good looking guy, he's young, he's
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  Speaker 4: doing well for himself, Like, I don't think he's ready
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  Speaker 4: to settle down. Ironically, because he's on Bachelor in Paradise,
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  Speaker 4: but he's fond to watch in Fun to see day people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I see that the two of them think
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be like a bit for somebody to come
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of that and have more fun together,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? There could be like
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  Speaker 2: some smoke show that comes and whisks one all of
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  Speaker 2: them away, But then I think at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the day, they're gonna be like, yeah, but I have
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  Speaker 2: more fun with Braden or r And.
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  Speaker 4: They're both so attractive, like you know, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: hard for someone to come down and really like wow them,
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  Speaker 4: you know, yeah, totally all right, So Davia comes down,
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  Speaker 4: they go on the.
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  Speaker 2: Date and then well we also didn't talk about the
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  Speaker 2: rose ceremony, like, which is really what kicked off the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, and that's when what's her name? Sam
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  Speaker 2: comes in? And Sam is from Bachelor in Paradise, Canada.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that choice of bringing a
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  Speaker 2: Canadian down? Like why? I guess that they're trying to
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  Speaker 2: cater to the Canadian audience, which is huge when it
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  Speaker 2: comes to Bachelor fandom. But it's just like we don't care, like,
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  Speaker 2: no offense to Sam. I get that she's a reality character.
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  Speaker 2: She definitely has like reality star personality points. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like, Okay, we'd rather somebody that we know if
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  Speaker 2: you have like such a selection to choose from.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for us, it's well who cares?
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  Speaker 4: But if I could see why Bachelor's trying to do it,
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  Speaker 4: because they're trying to tap into a Canadian audience, which
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  Speaker 4: makes sense, so I really don't fault them at all.
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  Speaker 4: And so she comes in obviously all the guys are
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  Speaker 4: on her, uh quickly trying to get that rose, give
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  Speaker 4: me that rose, Like.
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  Speaker 2: No shame. We're just like because Sean was just like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: just letting you know, like you're my only chance of
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  Speaker 2: a round.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, honestly, I love the honesty, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the honesty. The problem is, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: so glad she didn't give him the rose, not because
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  Speaker 4: I don't like Sean. He seems nice and uh like,
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  Speaker 4: I kind of wish she was stelling the beach because
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  Speaker 4: he's young and good one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I wish she was there too, because
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  Speaker 2: it's just like he's a good character. Peter's a boring character.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a good character.
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  Speaker 4: But also at the same time, she's older, and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, well, I know that she's never.
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  Speaker 3: Going to date this kid. At least.
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  Speaker 4: Peter is thirty three, she's thirty four. There's like they're
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  Speaker 4: kind of the same place at life. So there's a
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  Speaker 4: part of me that is glad that she gave him
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  Speaker 4: the rose because it felt more authentic, but at the
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  Speaker 4: same time, like, this guy's a better character, though I'd
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  Speaker 4: rather see him date other people.
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  Speaker 3: So as an audience trying.
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  Speaker 2: To date other people, yeah, yeah, same same. But there
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  Speaker 2: was no other real anything worth mentioning from the cocktail
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  Speaker 2: party Bachelor of Row ceremony, except for maybe the fact
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  Speaker 2: that there was a little bit of a toss up
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  Speaker 2: as to whom Mercedes was gonna choose because she did
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  Speaker 2: leave Will hanging the week before between whethers she wasna
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  Speaker 2: chose Tyler or Will, and they didn't even brush upon that,
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  Speaker 2: which I did find a little bit strange. But she
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  Speaker 2: ends up choosing Tyler, which I don't think was a
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  Speaker 2: shock to anyone in the audience. Aaron s who was
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  Speaker 2: with Sam, the contimpated girl goes home, No shocker there,
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  Speaker 2: and then Sean and Will and then the other John, John,
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  Speaker 2: the other John, Yeah, he goes home too anyway. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So then the next morning it's the whole catch a
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  Speaker 2: bang and Davia picks Tanner without even talking to anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: Whywie would you think about that?
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  Speaker 3: I loved it.
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  Speaker 4: Good for her, she likes Santa, she wants to take
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  Speaker 4: Tanner on the date. I'm going to ask Ten on
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  Speaker 4: other day. I'm not gonna talk to other guys, he says, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Them, cool, we're on the way.
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  Speaker 4: I think people like Obviously, Kat is just the next
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  Speaker 4: in line of what we've seen in Bachelor imparatives of
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  Speaker 4: people overreacting with he didn't talk to me, or she
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  Speaker 4: didn't ask for my permission to go on the date
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  Speaker 4: and he didn't tell me, and it's like I gave.
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  Speaker 2: Him a rose the night before. It's like, guess what, guys,
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  Speaker 2: this ceremonies happened every three nights. That's what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the life you've chosen. So uh so
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  Speaker 4: they did that.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Was another thing that I'm tired of that they did
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  Speaker 4: on the Davia and Tanner day and it makes me
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  Speaker 4: upset that everybody's doing it now. Is the Patrick Swayze
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  Speaker 4: dirty dancing move. It It just it was. It's such
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  Speaker 4: a pop culture phenomenon. And then I love that scene
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  Speaker 4: in Crazy Stupid Love. But Ryan Gossing says he can
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  Speaker 4: do it and they end up doing it and it's
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  Speaker 4: so sweet. But like Davia and Tanner did it on
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  Speaker 4: the day and then Rachel and Branden did it later on.
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  Speaker 2: Rachel and Branden are allowed to do it, I know,
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  Speaker 2: but it's they were sloppy and fun.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's slop fun, but I get what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it when.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody have to do it now everyone, every guy has
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  Speaker 4: to show off with strength. Anyway, I digress, because.
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  Speaker 2: You definitely couldn't lift me up like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, we weigh the same, we weigh the same. I'm kidding, kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I was just telling Jared the other day that, like
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  Speaker 2: non pregnant, I am the heaviest I've ever been, or
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  Speaker 2: except for maybe not freshman year my freshman year in
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  Speaker 2: college when I did weigh myself and it was it
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  Speaker 2: was not good.
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  Speaker 3: You're still very tiny, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But can I just say one little, one little tidbit
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  Speaker 2: of our lives. One time Jared and I were doing
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  Speaker 2: the Hungry Eyes dance in a hotel room in Hawaii
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  Speaker 2: when we were just we had just gotten together. We
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  Speaker 2: were like literally in the middle of like trying to
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  Speaker 2: recreate a dirty dancing scene. And then the cleaning lady
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  Speaker 2: came in the room and it was real hilarious, embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: Very embarrassing because we were blasting the music. So Davia
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  Speaker 4: Fander going to dates and then Kat's losing her mind
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  Speaker 4: because she's on the bed. Oh, but also Braden Rachel
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  Speaker 4: get a day card. They go, they do this pinata thing,
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  Speaker 4: very cute, very sensual. They seem to be form a connection.
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  Speaker 4: I don't these are the really things be said about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then Kat is on the bed and then they're
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  Speaker 4: doing this truth or Dare thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the truth or Dare thing was probably the juiciest
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  Speaker 2: part of the episode. Yeah, because Mercedes ends up making
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  Speaker 2: out with with John Henry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, John Henry, Right, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait a second, Tyler's not here because it
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: said somebody on the day bed and she was like
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  Speaker 2: really into Tyler last week and he wasn't on the
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  Speaker 2: day bed, but she had no problem going full force
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  Speaker 2: with him.
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  Speaker 3: And then who's with John Henry?
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  Speaker 2: Olivia?
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  Speaker 3: Olivia? And then Olivia and him go in the hot
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  Speaker 3: tub later on.
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  Speaker 4: And then they go it's obvious that John Henry is
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  Speaker 4: not as into Olivia as Olivia is to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very obviously.
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  Speaker 2: There was even that hesitation, he is, who's a better kisser?
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  Speaker 2: And then he like hesitated for real And it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: like in a j I don't think it was in
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: a joking sense.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: No, it was like, bro, just say her, Yeah, just
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: a lie right.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Now, because the white lies are fine in this situation.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Of course, nobody ever wants to hear that somebody is
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: a better kisser than them, Like that's this is my
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: old argument that yes you can, because there are people
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: who say, like, you should never lie, Oh you should.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Sometimes that's a moment where even if the other one's
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: a better kisser, you just lie.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: And then if it comes.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Back to haunt you because you said it on camera,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: you're fine because you're trying to make her feel better.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: AnyWho.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: But Olivia does like suck his finger in that truth
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: or Dare situation, and that was sexual.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Very sexual.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: But he was still thinking about Mercedes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Was thinking Mercedes that he wanted Mercedes to suck that finger. Yeah,
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: And then the big thing that came from the day
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: bed was the Jess and Blake.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me just say this.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: So now we're finding out that Jess is not into
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Blake as much as Blake is into Jess. This is
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: a moment I believe that goes back to sometimes age
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: does matter.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Only God, babe, we are just so married because I
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: was going to say he is too old for her. Yep,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: they personally as two separate individuals, the nine year age
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: gap is too much. Whereas some people are eight years whatever,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: some people eight years, no big deal. Like look at
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Joe and Serena, right, they have like thirteen years or something.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: The two of them totally different places in life.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes not all the time.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: But you know, life is happens in the gray and
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: everything is not always black and white. Like we talked
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: about age sometimes does not matter. Well, you know, obviously
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: we're talking about adults here, but you know, so if
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: you have a twelve age year age gap, sometimes it
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: doesn't matter. But in this case, it's eight or nine,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: and it matters because Blake is in a different place
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: in his life and he is just not wanting to
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: test the waters and date around and he likes Jess,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: and he wants to move forward with Jess, and Justice
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: isn't like that where she obviously wants to date around,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: she obviously wants to explore on the beach, even to
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: the point where again a little just like these I'm
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: just the old man who tells people to get off
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: my wawn at this point, but like these little side
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: comments that just bug me. And Tanner said the same thing,
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: and it's like you people, you people, because she said, like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I haven't done anything for myself like my friends do anything,
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Like oh yeah, you've gone on a reality TV show
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: to date around on a beach and you haven't done.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Anything for yourself while being here.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: And Tanner said the same thing where he's like, you know,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: it's really important I focus on myself. I'm like, oh,
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: you're selfish, so anyway, like you have to.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Focus on yourself.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Why you are voluntarily going on this beach for yourself
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: while dating all these people and then also sorry that
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: you might have to, you know, try to be nice
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: to other people and date them and whatever point is,
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: you know, she made it known that she feels like
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: she hasn't done anything for herself whatever. But yeah, it's
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: just like it's very obvious, and I feel bad for
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Blake because of course he's into her and he wants
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: to move forward, and it's very obvious that she wants
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: to explore. So I honestly, I think the best thing
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: for Blake, because Jess seems so indecisive in this moment
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: about what she wants to do.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I think it's back to somebody else. Yeah, I would
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: be I.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Think it's I think it would be a great move
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: for Blake just to say, listen, I think that we
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: need to, you know, go our separate ways right now.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: It's kind of what he said, I'll give you space.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think, yeah, Blake needs to hopefully, you know,
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: take his own advice and really not only just give
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: her space, but try to distract himself because on that beach,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: as you will know, like you can give, there's only
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: so much space you can give someone. It's not like
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: you're you know, you guys aren't going to see each other. Yeah,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: actually every ten minutes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah that sucks.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Well, it's because there's only what all hanging by the
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: pool while you're going down to the beach.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I'm still fifty feet away from you.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: It's intellectual space.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only so much space I can give you,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: so you can't really give I know, emotional space. But
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: as we well know, there's no emotional space when you're
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: trying to get there. Yeah, you're trying to hit on
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: someone else thirty five feet from where your ex was.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: So I think it's important that Blake tries to explore
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: the relationships as well.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Unlet's just explore the relationships as well.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: And I hope he like sticks to his word because
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Blake obviously seems like the person who is gonna be
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: making that decision, because it feels like Jess is very
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: indecisive right now, which is understandable.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: She's twenty four, there's all.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: These hot guys on the beach, and she obviously really
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: likes Blake, but she's young and she wants to explore,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: and it's good for her.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I just think that she's not gonna make that decision.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: On another note, I forgot that would also trade faces
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: with Eliza.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I'm glad that during that whole monologue, I just gave it.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you were listening to me and you were just.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Like it was.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Who else would I.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: One couple we haven't brought up is Kylie and Avan
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: they're not gonna happen. I'm sorry. I know that Kylie
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: feels like supposedly secure, but we have seen nothing from them,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and I don't feel it. For Avan, I don't know
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: that he really likes her that much. Did you pick
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: up on any vibes?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't pick up any vibes like that, because
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Avan said that he wants to move forward with her.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: When you're sitting next to Brady.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: There's one thing to say it and there's one thing
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: to feel it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess I'm taking him at his word.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I guess. So I don't know. You guys, let me
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: know if I'm picking up vibes from avon that like
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: he's not that serious about this, because they've shown us
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: in nothing. There's one there's one you can be quiet
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: like Aaron b and Eliza, and that's like quiet confidence,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and then there's like quiet by a mission, And that's
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: what I feel with Kylie and Avan. Maybe we haven't
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: seen a thing of them since their date, and their
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: date really wasn't like a strong substance anyway. We really
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: you know, I know that it feels like this is
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a short episode of the almost famous podcast. But I
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: really think we kind of covered everything.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the last thing was obviously the morning of.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Davia talks to Cat. They go back and forth. Cat
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: is obviously trying to stick her claws into Davia and
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: figure out exactly. I don't know what she wants anymore
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: because it feels like she's still kind alongst talk to
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Tanner as she was saying, because it was obvious that
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: she was upset when hearing that he wants to pursue
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: something with Davia.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: From Davia and now we're going into the conversation. That's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: our cliffhanger exactly pulling her down to talk.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: So my imagination goes that won't go well because she's
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: probably just gonna lose her stuff. Also, another thing in
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: the preview, Charity comes down.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Mm hm oh, and this is so ridiculous. This is
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the most ridiculous thing ever see.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I I love Charity, she's great, but in the same
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: vein as bringing down Hannaby, I am done zo with
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: bringing down these former bachelorettes who are in happy, committed
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: relationships and just trying to stir the pot for god
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: knows why, like Hannah brought down and then they made
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: it not known if I don't know what.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: She was dating or not, was pretendingly she might be
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: down there to date.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't like that she's in a relationship. And then
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: now Charity comes down and she's gonna maybe try to
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: talk badly about Aaron.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, but she's not. That's what's so weird, is like
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Aaron is all like, oh my gosh, whether she says
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: something that jeopardizes my chances with Eliza. Dude, what Charity
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: loved you. You came back, You came back to Fantasy
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Sweets week after you were eliminated, and she accepted you back.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That's how much she liked you. You had the most
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: amical breakup of all time. All she's gonna do is
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: praise you and say that she'd be lucky to be
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: with you. So this is all just ridiculousness.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: It looks like she might come down at a.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Rose ceremony, like a rose ceremony night.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's at night and they're all dressed up.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking, does she come down in a rose
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: ceremony and throw a little rock in there of whether
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: you said Eliza right, whether Eliza picks Aaron or not,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's like, can we just stop
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: unless it's a form bachelorette, because now it's Katie.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: There's rumors Katie.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Katie is actually juicy stuff because obviously Katie's single and
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: now so is Blake.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: All right, so of course if you go down to date,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: that's different.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: So that makes sense throw her in there, and the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: speculation is that Katie might be actually going down there
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: to date.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's listen of course, just like Rachel, if
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Katie goes down there and she's like, oh, I'm here
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: to date and not just you know, try to cause
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: controversy and just you know, pluck in and pluck out.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Great, sure, go go down and date.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: But I just like all these like former bachelorettes that
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: they're like making it seem like they're gonna just stir
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: the pot.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: It's like, just please, no, thank you. Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: The hand of thing was because I love Hannah, I
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: love Charity, but just like the way it's like being presented,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, guys.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: God, yeah, well that's not them, that's not on them, Okay.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I just want everybody to know that you're not you
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: don't think that this is like their idea. To come down,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: you know, because you know, we know that this is
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: all a production idea. We're not getting up these girls
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: for like going to everybody.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: It's not like I think everybody's aware of the fact
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: that neither Hannah or Charity called the show is like, Hey,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I'd love to come down.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Make it look like I'm just gonna Really, I know some.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: People are naive, babe. Okay, my last comment about this
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: episode is just overalled with Kat, Like she's just she's
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: just too angry for anyone to be into her right now.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Of course, but that doesn't matter because she's great for
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: TV and let.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Her.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: But what she's doing, And I'm probably hypocrite for even
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: saying it, because like, nobody would have wanted to be
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: with me crying Ashley. I either nobody wants to be
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: with her right now because she's just angry cat. She's
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: like angry and extra cat. I was crying an extra
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Ashley and she's angry an extra cat.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but just probably doesn't like anybody there besides
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: him anyway. Oh except for John Henry, which we might
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: see in the next episode, and like they're a hot couple,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and John Henry just wants to like make out with everyone.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like, so in that work, it will probably
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: work out.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: And yeah, Cat is quickly becoming a great villain in Paradise,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: so good for her.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And then we'll have Olivia go back into her Olivia
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: mode and be like, oh, yeah, Olivia is really great
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: when she's angry too, because she can be just as
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: scary as Cat. And now I just remembered what I
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: forgot earlier. I'm so over people being like, oh, it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: their karma, you know, like it's I feel bad for them,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: but it's their karma. I'm like, guys, you signed up
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: for a dating show where you're all going to date
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: in the same environ. Okay, you're all going to get
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: screwed over at some point or another.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: But I can understand why people were talking about Cat
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: like that because she kind of did that to Brandon
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: and now she's obviously going.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: To be doing it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I'll just kind of do it to each other like
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: and it's just all about like how you do it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: It's all about how you do it well.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, and no, I don't know if I necessarily agree
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: with that, because I think some people really do do
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: it to themselves.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm just saying the manner in which you
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: break up with somebody is like you're karma. Right, If
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: like you're kind about it and you talk about it
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: ahead of time, then people don't have issues with you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: But if you just like, like, yes, I go on
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: a date. Yeah. Yeah, So that's what I'm saying.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: But isn't that the whole point they were arguing with karma?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: If you handle it well, then you have good arma.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: If you can do it poorly a backcarmer, and they're saying,
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: can't handle it plolae. Yes, yes, I don't get it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're right. I'm just saying that, like maybe
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: karma is like a little bit like it's just like
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: a heavy term to really like throw around around.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Paradise of course, because it's all fun, it's all funny
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: games exactly.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: It's not real life karma.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You know, it's paradise karma a whole different breed,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, this whole entire thing, the podcast, the show,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: it's meant to be entertaining. Yeah, you know, it's not
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: we're not talking about I mean, we're all very aware
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: that there are you know.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: This is meant to be an escape.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: So when someone says karma, I don't take it as
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I guess you were saying, like, hey, there's heavy things happening.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it. No, this is an escape obviously.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, guys, that was fun. I enjoy doing this
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, you're I like you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: You know I would hope. So, yeah, Dawston a big
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: kiss for me. Tell him I miss him and I'll
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: say soon.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's up a library now.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a baby, all right, I have to do help.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: We suck at being really but a.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Man who's been married for over four years hope, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: suck at pet Newlywood's love you And until next time,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I've been Ashley, I've been Jared. Bye.
• 29:10
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