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Try Not to Worship Challenge - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 102 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to on abod of
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  Speaker 5: podcast Us today it is Tuesday, February twenty First, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds about right, because it is about right. It's
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  Speaker 1: bonus season, it is, Yeah, except you I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: a bonus, did you? They come tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: Everyone says.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in the office is in a tizzy about it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because it's said we got an email saying they
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  Speaker 5: come on Tuesday, and it's Tuesday, no bonus. I was
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  Speaker 5: up at midnight checking my bank account.
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  Speaker 1: Same.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I need you think they hit at midnight.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought was gonna happen.
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  Speaker 5: I hope they don't hit in like the mid day tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: That would be so shitty.
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  Speaker 5: I was telling them, I need something to be angry about.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm gonna get way less than I
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  Speaker 5: got last year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really you did get? I mean, well, you got
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  Speaker 1: six figures last year. Yeah, one hundred k those after
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  Speaker 1: tacks too, Yeah, and New York taxes are crazy, so
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  Speaker 1: it was really like two hundred and fifty k. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you got like the last forty percent to yourself. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like I did that math real quick right there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pretty solid, thanks bro, I aw rubikshugh. But oh was
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  Speaker 1: that an ad that's good? That's a product place that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Shit.
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  Speaker 1: Also, where did you go that put the receipt on
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  Speaker 1: the diet coke? Naya?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, of course the garlic a.
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  Speaker 5: Little too garlicly garlicy today.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be burping out garlic for a fucking guy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't eat a lot of it because I was like, Eh,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be like the Hindenberg. I don't really like
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  Speaker 1: it that much, to be honest, but you get it
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  Speaker 1: all the time because it's close. It takes like three minutes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's good in theory, but a little bit too much
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  Speaker 1: cucumbers for me. Oh, I like cucumbers a lot. I
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  Speaker 1: actually order it with cucumbers really because I think they're icky.
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  Speaker 5: I love them.
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  Speaker 1: I said, give me the cucumbers, give me all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Really greedy, greedy boy. Yeah, very You know it's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: When you ordered Naya, there's like seventy five toppings to
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  Speaker 5: pick from, and there's an option that says all toppings.
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  Speaker 5: Can't imagine what that looks like. There's shit that you
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  Speaker 5: do not want mixed in together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, definitely on there, like.
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  Speaker 5: Banana peppers and like cheese and like hummus and olives, tomatoes.
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  Speaker 1: We've already established ourselves as an anti cheese show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: very much so that after we talked about that last week,
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  Speaker 1: I just noticed how much cheese I eat, really, since
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  Speaker 1: it's just on everything. No, I don't think I had
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  Speaker 1: cheese since you haven't gotten like a salad with cheese
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  Speaker 1: on it, or like a sandwich with cheese on it,
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  Speaker 1: or like a pizza with cheese on it, or like
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  Speaker 1: a mac and cheese or anything. Nothing. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: I've had all of those things since we talked about it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what I've eaten. I don't even remember
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  Speaker 5: what I ate for dinner last Oh, last night, I
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  Speaker 5: had a Brito bowl no cheese really specifically asked cheese
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  Speaker 5: really from Chipotle. No, a little hidden gem in the village.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't day key.
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  Speaker 5: It was called Dose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah chain and the best case of all the time.
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  Speaker 5: It's really good food.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, oh, you didn't get the caeso. No, that's like
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  Speaker 1: what they're famous for is their keeso. I get the
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  Speaker 1: Brito bowl fair enough, but it is delicious food. It
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  Speaker 1: is absolutely fair.
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  Speaker 5: Did have a bacon a and cheese, though I also
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  Speaker 5: lied I did get cheese in the burrito bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lie, bro, just say that you felt like even time,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's fucking out of his mind.
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  Speaker 5: I think that we got new, new, new puffy things. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: these are nice, right because they smell new. They don't
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  Speaker 5: smell like bad breath.
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  Speaker 1: They will once we're done with them. Yeah, yeah, once
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  Speaker 1: we're done with our stinky ass vape breaths on these
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  Speaker 1: fucking bitchesky breath, coffee breath, dye coke breath.
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  Speaker 5: I saw Shane the other night. He said, I had
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  Speaker 5: bad breath. What. Yeah, we're at just around.
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  Speaker 1: Just on the street. Smelled you from a mile away.
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  Speaker 5: I just saw him at one of the clubs, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Or pig Pan. You see a black cloud of stink
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  Speaker 1: coming out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 5: No, I saw him like last week, right after you
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  Speaker 5: guys got back from the.
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, and he said, what your breath is stinky?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, And I said, is it is a
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  Speaker 5: smell like shit? And he said, yeah. I had been drinking.
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  Speaker 5: I had a couple of beers. I had beer breath, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: mixed with some shit that I ate.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I learned in this battle that for
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  Speaker 1: the researching this battle wrap against this Korean, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: was researching Korean culture and they said that they brush
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  Speaker 1: their teeth after every meal. Yeah, I mean it's not
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  Speaker 1: a bad idea, like it probably it's a great idea, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think it's like eating, like eating, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even think makes my breath smell bad. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's just like when you don't talk for like two hours.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it's just all building up in there.
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  Speaker 1: The coffee and energy drinks that you lay on your tongue,
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  Speaker 1: like those fucking disgusting chemical mixtures that you're just redditting
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  Speaker 1: down on your tongue and it just sits there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think red Bulls said, I mean, coffee is
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  Speaker 5: way worse than Red bull for coffee is the worst
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  Speaker 5: thing that can happen. Yeah, Like cigarettes, those like kind
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  Speaker 5: of go hand in hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he was like the same taste in your mouth,
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  Speaker 1: it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like you can't get it off.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to brush my teeth after I smoke wheat too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably a good thing, I dude, I try.
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  Speaker 5: I tried to, like anytime I like smoke a cigar
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  Speaker 5: or like I had smoked a cigarette in fucking years.
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  Speaker 1: But when I used to smoke cigarettes, and you can
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  Speaker 1: quit too.
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  Speaker 5: Like when I used to, like if I was drunk
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  Speaker 5: or something and I would smoke a cigarette, Dude, you
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  Speaker 5: can't get that taste out of your mouth for like
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  Speaker 5: four days and.
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  Speaker 1: It sticks to like everything clip around.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, your fingers smell like cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: I literally bring around like lotion so I can like
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  Speaker 1: just wipe my face off with lotion, wipe my hands
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  Speaker 1: off with lotion. Like holding anything that's smoking is foul.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd we'd stinks up everything. Cigars destroyed smoking cigars.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing smoking cigars?
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  Speaker 5: Last time I smoked the scars probably with muke in Austin,
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  Speaker 5: and then I almost threw up and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm done with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well because we did.
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  Speaker 5: We went to a cigar lounge in Phoenix and that
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  Speaker 5: was really fun and I smoked a full cigar and
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  Speaker 5: I was like this was all like, I like cigars.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go during the daytime to the cigar lounge?
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  Speaker 5: No, we went a night and and then we tried
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  Speaker 5: to run it back and off and it just wasn't
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  Speaker 5: wasn't fun.
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  Speaker 1: Cigar lounges aren't interesting though, they're very interesting places, big
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  Speaker 1: leather chairs like these ones.
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  Speaker 5: They have the torches. I remember I wanted to steal
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  Speaker 5: one of the torches, but I was like, I have
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  Speaker 5: to fly in like five hours. What am I gonna
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  Speaker 5: do is steal this for five hours and then throw
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  Speaker 5: it away?
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  Speaker 1: In TSA if you worth the thrill, Yeah, they have
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  Speaker 1: some like golf magazines laid out, and it was one.
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  Speaker 5: Of the ones where you go in and it's literally
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  Speaker 5: like a cigar shop and you go and you like
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  Speaker 5: pick out what cigar you want, and then you bring
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  Speaker 5: it over to the count like the bar.
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  Speaker 1: There's a dozen of those, like right up the block
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  Speaker 1: here in New York, and you'll walk by in the
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  Speaker 1: daytime and there's like four guys sitting around in like
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  Speaker 1: the four big chairs, all different ethnicities and backgrounds. So
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  Speaker 1: they're just enjoying a cigar together, watching a sporting event
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  Speaker 1: that has no business being on TV in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the day. But I think there's a vibe to it.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like a classy vibe. I tried to
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  Speaker 1: work in a cigar shop when I was right out
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  Speaker 1: of college.
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  Speaker 5: Terrible idea. Why do you just smell like cigars all
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  Speaker 5: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck. I think cigars are the nicest
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  Speaker 1: smelling of all the smoke, and it's like being around
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  Speaker 1: the smoke is different than the whole point of them.
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  Speaker 1: They smell nice, yeah, and they taste good. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think people are getting like a head buzz off of it.
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  Speaker 5: No, everyone talks about, Oh I got I get high
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  Speaker 5: off of cigars. I don't wonder do they inhale it?
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  Speaker 5: I guess supposed to inhale it? Inhaled cigar, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like someone's shoving their hands down your lungs
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  Speaker 5: and like screw scraping all around.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather wrap my mouth around an exhaust pipe than
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  Speaker 1: to inhale.
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  Speaker 5: Inhaling cigar smoke is tough.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather work in a coal mine than inhale a
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  Speaker 1: cigar smoke. It is preposterous, But that must have just
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  Speaker 1: been like coal miners who were just like inhaling toxic
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  Speaker 1: fumes for twenty four hours a day, just being like
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  Speaker 1: this is fucking nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is light to me, But it's like if
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  Speaker 5: you smoke like a black and mild, it's not very
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  Speaker 5: harsh on the lungs.
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  Speaker 1: The real cigar is like, who, especially a dark cigar, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a robust Yeah, you get yourself hurts your lungs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they even started doing that. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever seen guys like roll cigars on the streets
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  Speaker 1: and like Miami or anything like that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, isn't there a place like right here that does that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right across the street. And it's like a fucking
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  Speaker 1: it feels like you're walking into the Dominican Republic. Like
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  Speaker 1: in the back, it's like, I don't want to say,
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  Speaker 1: a sweatshop, but people are crammed in there hand rolling
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  Speaker 1: cigars with just loose paper that they're stuffing in.
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  Speaker 5: Rolling your cigars gotta be tough, yeah, especially like.
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  Speaker 1: A big, dumb, fat cigar by hand. Yeah, that's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be hard to do. Rolling a blunt, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: that's second nature. That's some shit I was born to do.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of Austin, we might be doing a live show
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  Speaker 5: in Austin.
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  Speaker 2: You and me.
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  Speaker 5: I told you about this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. I mean, well, yeah, you better be, because
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  Speaker 1: I think we signed in on it. When is it
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  Speaker 1: April April?
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  Speaker 5: What? I don't know, Well tell me now, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know the date.
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  Speaker 1: It's not nothing's nothing's official yet. I thought you knew
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  Speaker 1: I did. I know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to Moon Tower to do stand up, but
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  Speaker 5: we got an offer to do it for our podcast
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  Speaker 5: as well. I told you you know this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know this, I know this, I know this,
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  Speaker 1: I know this, but that's not on the record. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it is easy to say yes to though.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know this best specifics of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably the only time I've reached out to you.
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  Speaker 1: Ever texted me back. Hey, sas, how are you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to check on you.
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  Speaker 5: That's never I've never once gotten that message.
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  Speaker 1: From who you. That's not true. And I'm always, I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally always checking in on you. But yeah, and you're
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  Speaker 1: only ready to check back on me is to show
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  Speaker 1: me pictures of like fat people that look like me.
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  Speaker 5: I did send you a picture. Yeah, that guy wasn't
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't the his face looked like you.
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  Speaker 1: But you said his face was as fat as part.
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  Speaker 5: No, you said that, and then I said no, you
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  Speaker 5: said you said he even has the same fat face
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  Speaker 5: as me, And I said, no, his face is way.
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  Speaker 1: Fatter, which is nice to you just say, not true
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  Speaker 1: at all.
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  Speaker 5: I kept on turning around, I was like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 5: does that Roane the dude in Boston? Remember we saw
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  Speaker 5: that dude in Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Fat faced, ugly bastard and he looked exactly like Roan,
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  Speaker 1: wearing the exact same clothes as him. Like, I think
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  Speaker 1: he was trying to jack your style. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: respect that too bad. I got a new style now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Inside out shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Beanie, inside out shirt, Dad, you look like b rabbit.
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  Speaker 1: I look like the lead singer of some forty one.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like something that I would wear.
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  Speaker 1: I know, are you jealous?
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  Speaker 5: Are you trying to jack my style? I got to
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  Speaker 5: I had to bring out the fucking bright red sweatshirt
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  Speaker 5: today just he had to unjack unfortunate event today, unjackable style. Well,
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  Speaker 5: I brought my laundry, I brought all my launch, I
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: cleaned my room astray. I brought all my laundry to
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  Speaker 5: a mat. Yeah. And usually usually the place I go,
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  Speaker 5: they're like, okay, they'll be ready at like ten am tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: And then I brought it at like five and they're
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: like it's gonna be ready at like five tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, fuck, hey, fucked you.
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  Speaker 5: So now I'm wearing a pair of underwear that's too small,
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  Speaker 5: a shirt that too small, and a sweatshirt that I
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  Speaker 5: don't really like wearing. That often it is the underwear
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  Speaker 5: pinching your balls or your waist waist, that's the horse
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  Speaker 5: always too small on the waist.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that love handle like a fucking mushroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cinches it in and like the fucking fat just blubbers
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  Speaker 1: out the side. Not a good very comfortable right now,
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  Speaker 1: I can't make I can't believe they make that elastic
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  Speaker 1: that strong that it can pinch in a man from
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  Speaker 1: both sides.
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  Speaker 5: So I just think it's not for It's probably just
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  Speaker 5: the wrong size. Yeah, that's also that's how I feel
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  Speaker 5: every time I wear like boxer briefs. That's why I
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  Speaker 5: don't wear boxer briefs.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're not for big boys like you.
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  Speaker 5: No, I like to wear boxers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, something that's flowing, Yes, loose. Red is the worst red,
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  Speaker 1: orange and yellow are the worst colors. Yeah, we've gone
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  Speaker 1: through this. That's knownke. I don't mean nothing but it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying it's got them all on right now.
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  Speaker 1: Mooke. You would never you wouldn't wear an orange shirt
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  Speaker 1: you would. Yeah, yeah, you don't got.
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  Speaker 5: To do it though.
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  Speaker 1: You don't gotta look crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I'll look crazy if I got to look crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta fucking look crazy tonight much. You gotta look
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  Speaker 1: fucking insane.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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  Speaker 6: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
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  Speaker 6: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
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  Speaker 6: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
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  Speaker 6: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever you.
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  Speaker 1: Think college is for.
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  Speaker 3: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
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  Speaker 3: Uber and Uber eats.
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  Speaker 1: What deals this good?
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
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  Speaker 3: ninety nine a month.
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  Speaker 5: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
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  Speaker 1: Book's been grinding on stand up, man? How come you quit? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing stand up more right now than I
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  Speaker 1: ever have in my life. How that audition goes?
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  Speaker 5: Went? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 5: Fucking murdered?
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  Speaker 1: Did it?
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  Speaker 5: No? I actually like I was pretty nervous.
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  Speaker 1: You want to say what it was for? Not really? No,
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  Speaker 1: We'll just say that there was a big audition.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it'll be like it's not like a big
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  Speaker 5: it's I don't think it should be like a secret.
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  Speaker 5: But I was auditioning for yeah something stand up.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a secret, but you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't have. I was for JFL New Faces,
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  Speaker 5: Holy shit, bro. Yeah, and uh, but that's like this
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: audition is not really like a big like this one
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: is pretty much to see. Like, so you send in
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: a tape and then you do your audition, and then
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: if that that audition is pretty much like there's a
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: lot of people audition, Like there's like I think the
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: standard four shows, those shows at New York Comedy Club.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: There were shows at Westside Comedy Club, like all around
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: the city and then also everywhere else in the country
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: and other countries too, probably and did you win. So
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: so like there's one So you send in a tape.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: If your tape is like mediocre, at least they get
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: they get they let you go to the second audition,
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: and then the second audition. I from what I've heard,
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: it's pretty much to see like if you you can
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: do stand up, which a surprising amount of people that audition.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Can't they're just going for it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they've like it's like their first time being on stage.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: And then I think the next audition is like the
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: last one, and that's one that like really but you
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: have to get called back.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm gonna get called back,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: but I hope I do. That's kind of lit though.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it went very well.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Where was it at the stand?
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: And you, how did you do compared to your peers?
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: I only knew one dude on the lineup and he
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: did well. We both did very well.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying how did you do compare to the
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: other people. I'm not saying who did you?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Know?
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: I don't want to I don't know.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: You did well?
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I did well? Good?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro? That has me fired up. I also
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: was in the meeting today and they were like Lil
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: sas is pitching a bunch of names for us to
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: hire at Barstool Sports.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: I think I did. I recommended another person, yeah, like
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: last week, but not like a comedian, like a YouTube account.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, Gaz kind of made it seem like you
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: have you gave him a list of comedian names from
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: New York to head up New York comedy. You know
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: how New York's going to be comedy.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean no, I definitely like I
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: recommended like two people maybe, And then I recommended someone
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: the other week to Gazz when everyone was in Phoenix
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: to make it seem like I was still working a
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: PowerPoint president Yeah one name, like yeah, I think I
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: was laying in bed and I was like, I should
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: do something.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: What's crazy? Is that is work? It's bullshit? But like
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: you could just be like, yeah, I made a recommendation
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to my boss for some tance, Like you could dress
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: that up as work.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: And it's someone who I've meant I've been meaning to
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: tell Gazz about because I think that they would do
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: very well here.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just but it's not a New York comedy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: It's not like someoney that I don't even know where
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: they live. They don't even know that I recommended them.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Since New York's going to be comedy and Chicago's going
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: to be sports, I keep on getting super bummed out
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: for Nick and KB that they can't be funny anymore.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're gonna I think they're getting their own studio though.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: A studio.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fucking pretty cool. That is well over.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: They'll be able to break down all the parlays and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: fuck it. Yeah, statistics about the sports there.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: They were saying that you're gonna go to Chicago now
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: because Pat Bev's going.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, yeah there, well, I mean I like comedy still,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Big Big.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Kat said that he was gonna pay Pat they have
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: thirty million dollars to stay in Chicago's.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: That you would have to go to Chicago. Damn, Bro,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that's a good investment by Big Can
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I think you'll go to Chicago a lot? I mean
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: you can go and like earlier this year, I went
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to in a day, like I flew out in the
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: morning and flew back at night. Yeah that sounds terrible.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Didn't suck that bad. Honestly, it really didn't suck that bad.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I flew to.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: It sucked, Don't get me wrong.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: I would never have it. I'd rather like wake up
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: at like four am and fly at and fly back. Really,
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: I'm I've always been like that, like I like it
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: rather than fly at night.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: But they was like a seven o'clock flight that I caught,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like I flew out at like yeah, that's not a warning.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: And then a seven o'clock flight back.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: But I'm always like I would rather lay in bed
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: and like sleep for like five hours and then just
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: wake up early as fuck, because I'm fine being tired
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: at night. I hate having stuff to do at night though,
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: like late, like like traveling.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: But at seven o'clock flight, bro, you don't you just
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: bring the clothes on your back? You literally I went
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: through the airport. I got to the airport with nothing, right,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: And what were you out there for?
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah that competition thing? Or no again went on competition?
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Did you go for the upfronts in Chicago?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I did not?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: In Francis, No, I think it was just big cat
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Erica fights.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Huh. Interesting that they sent a comedy guy out there. Yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. Yeah they did.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I got a meeting with Gas tomorrow. It just says brainstorm.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I got sucked in on today. Honestly, they
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: were just like, you have time to get come into
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: this meeting, and they were like, actually, I'm gonna say, yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I got I've had this.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: I've had this like two weeks notice, so I should
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: probably come up with some shit to say.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: They're doing all with everyone.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've got it. Got so many ideas, that's
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: what we.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Should do, what we should do at the office. And
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I said that we should turn it all into lofts
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: so we can have twice as much room. Just chop
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: it all in half, like you might have to. You
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: should get some bunks here too, bunks and lofts.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like some people can sleep here.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I think that they should get a ton more video games.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Due that's what like they do in like like the
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Optic houses and like the Phase houses and all that shit. Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: they literally just like sleep with like twenty dudes in
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: a room and they wake up. They wake up and
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: just stream like all of them. You know.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Some dude is like very quietly like oh yeah, yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: beating all that. Like that's like what they do. What
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: they that's what Phase does, is they beat off together. Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: I mean I'm sure that's probably not the same now
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: because now all those people, for some reason some reason,
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: have like ten billion dollars each, I know streaming. I
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: guess they're like the richest people on Earth.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Streaming is the easiest way to become the richest person
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: within like two months. It's like you even need to
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: have a lot of viewers. No one does like dude,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Like the top dudes must be making like over one hundred.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: K a day?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: How much? Just do you think Kyson not makes I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: don't even know who that is? Yeah, you do, Bro?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: What is with this lotion? You? Definitely this is not
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: something that you just did before today. What you're like?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I always carry lotion around with me, of course I do.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: No, you don't know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: You don't You've never done that before.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Bro? Smells really strong, too,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: really good? Right, way too strong?
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Try try some I'm good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Why you're dooey enough as it is? Bro, I wish
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I had sweatpants on or some shit. I'm so uncomfortable.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: You look like a goof Bro. You look like you're
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: about to go apply for a middle management job and
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: then you got off Jake.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: From State Farm.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: At this fit on, you look like Skate from State Farm.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Jake skater Son. Yeah, Jake's cool ass son. Yeah you do.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Doesn't smoke weed, but he looks like he might.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who smokes legal strains of Delta eight? He smokes
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: clear ludo vape bar but he gets toasted. I put
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: in nicotine and he fucking bullies the ship out of
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the kid. With the learning disability on the bus. I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: don't do that. Yeah you do, Bro, I don't take them.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You're a bully in no way, Yes you are. I'm
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: not what I haven't get into bully mode on bully mode.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: On a PlayStation. I know.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's where's that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Ship's bringing out the worst in me saying some bad things,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: saying terrible things. Someone's gonna someone's gonna get it. Someone's
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: gonna like screen record me in game chat.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be like, holy shit, thatstool.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Who just called me? A lot of slurs online?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Which ones? What do they rhyme with?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Everything?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: I got them all. I got a list that I
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: keep next to my PlayStation.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Does it rhyme with?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Run through them?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Creative slurs? How to curse in different languages?
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: No, I don't where from.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I'm doing crowd work in proximity chat. Bro.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: That proximity chat shit is dangerous, Bro, I.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Don't do we don't actually don't do the proximity anymore.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: That's what sunk emrags. Yeah, yeah, we uh, why don't
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you do it anymore? Too dangerous now?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know, No, no one wants to hear
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: about this. I wants to hear about my fucking war zone.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Of course, that's one of the It replaced weightlifting as
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: part of one of the themes of this show. Well,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I've always played video games, bro, I haven't always lifted weights. Yeah, clearly,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I haven't lifted weights in a while.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: She'll get back into it, though.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: It's okay, he'll be able to layer out for a
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: couple more months. Yeah, I know.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about that, but me and Francis are
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: going to San Fran. I was like, I just started
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: losing weight san Francis because if I'm gonna be rocking
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: a T shirt in.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: San Fran, Yeah, it's gonna be cold out there, you think,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah in April, Yes, late April San Fran is cold. Really, Yes,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: all right, never mind, you're good to go a couple
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: more months.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you thought that you were going to be in
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: some spaghetti straps. I thought we were gonna be like
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: going swimming in the ocean and ship.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Hell, it's cold out there. Even the ocean is I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: think pretty cold? Really? And yeah in San Fran, Yes,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: west coast. You think the whole West coast is hot? Yeah? No,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: just so just so col San fran isn't Damn, let's
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: look up San France climbing in April.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: That's crazy live. You learn Austin will be hot when.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: We go there. That's one of the only places we
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: go to. Austin is hot.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: You know we're going to Austin, right, dude, tell me
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: the day. See you're trying to play in a pop
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: punk SHOWFC and KFC and Fights are doing Paramount Theeeder.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: What's that at for? Moon Tower?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: It's a theater?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Is it big? Yeah? How many people? It's like over
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a thousand. Oh, so we could easily do that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Now we're not doing that. We're doing fucking Creek and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: let's yeah, we're doing a club. I don't want to
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: do a live podcast in a theater. That would be
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: so like they're there's like they have like one of
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: the only live podcasts that I've seen like work super
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: well because they have all the like segments and shit
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: like they can do like the listener voicemails, the videos
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: that they pre make and stuff.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Also, Campbell to work so hard on that ship, dude,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he just is grinding to make like some crazy spat show.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Happen, like you go up there and talk like you
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: would in like a normal podcast, and then everyone's just
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: looking at you straight face, and you're like, holy shit,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: this is whole We have nothing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we gonna do?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: I was talking about that with Chris O'Connor two days ago.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You think he wants to do it instead? No, no,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: They were actually just in Austin doing a live podcasts.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: How did it go? He said it went well, yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: but he said they like he said, they don't even
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: really do like the podcast.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: They just do like thirty minutes of stand up each
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: and then they go up on stage together and like talk.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: So I need thirty minutes to stand up?
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: No, why not because we won't do it that way.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You don't think it's that hard. You think it's that hard,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We'll just do a full hour. You think it's that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: hard to do thirty minutes to stand up. No, I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: just wrote a rap battle.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's I mean, yeah, you could probably
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: write thirty minutes of stand up, but it's like you
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: don't know if all the jokes are gonna work.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Some in my head, that's how it is with these
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: rap bottles. Bro I like she said they should do
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: they have like rap battle open mics. H No, well,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I mean they have like freestyle rap battles. I mean
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: that's kind of how early rap battles were. Like you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: were just like you've stepped to sell. Yeah, you just
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: pull up start rhyming on them. Yeah, that's really how
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: my first wrap outle went. I just like was like
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you want to you're trying to rape, and I just
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: wrapped at it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're talking so much ship, bro, let's rhyme.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: See if you're talking that ship after I fucking rhyme, after.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: We singing, singing each other's faces. I'm gonna sing at
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: you bro so hard you don't even know what's gonna happen.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: This poetic rhythms about your feet. This one's gonna throw
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you for a fucking loop. Dude. This some iambic pentameter
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that I'm gonna hit you with, Like Shakespeare.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Thought to go back on eight Mile, But that scene
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: in fucking in eight mile or where where.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That's a bingo of five straight yeah episodes.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, you gotta. I mean, every time we
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: talk about rap battle, that's see one thing I know.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: But when then she's like, she's like ordering. We talked
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: about this before. When she's like ordering the food at
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: the truck and she all of a sudden, she's like, man,
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: I hate eating all this food, and like a circle
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: like forms around her. Is that what it used to be? Like?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it was ever. Like, I don't know, bro,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I never worked in an a tire factory where it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was an tire really pressent steel. I never worked in
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: a steel pressing factory like that, but uh, probably probably.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I mean I've been in I've been in Ciphers before
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: where everybody just fucking everybody just rhymes. It is fucking
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: nerdi as shit to do.
• 26:42
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• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Pets, they said to this dude Thesarus one time he
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: was like you come home all awkwardly hyper like, sorry, babe,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I got caught in a cipher. So that's funny, dude.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: All of this shit is like like anything that you
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: do on like a stage is like it's pretty lame
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: if you think about it. Oh, I mean I like
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: dude the most, Like the straightest thing you can do
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: is just work in a cubicle and mind your own business.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Like me going up on stage being like, hopefully I
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: can make people laugh. It's so self like the lamest
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: shit of all time, or it's just so insecure.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like maybe if they laugh, they'll think I'm funny,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: so I'll think I'm funny. Yeah, it's like maybe I'll
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like myself if I can make these strangers laugh at
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: no One's going up there being like I just hope
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: they laugh, man, I just hope they have fun.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: You're like, no, I need to do well.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I enjoy me.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody had a pretty good night. Like that's never
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: that's not what matters. Was not the best stuff then,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: it's definitely never been your response. That was your show tonight.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: It seems like they all had a good time. I'm
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: just happy that I'm providing laughs. That's like everyone Like
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: when comedians get really big, they're all like, man, I
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: just want to spread joy in the world. It's like, no, dude,
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: you want to go up in an arena and be
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: like that have people be like that's the funniest dude.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: In the world. Yeah. Or like even I've seen TikTokers recently,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: people were like, why don't you like offer something with
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: your platform, like for the world, Like I do I
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: make people? I bring joy? I made people laughs.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: It's like, no, dude, you when you watch the TikTok
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: that's funny, You're like, and then they're like, I just
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: created so much joy for the person. Yeah, that person's brain.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Is literally mashed potatoes and they haven't had a thought
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: in four hours. You did a fake knockout prank. You're
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: not creating joy for people. You're praying on the ogrogate joy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Like gen you enjoy people unless you're like giving them money.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, I mean like a child dancing or
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. I'm trying to think of something
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that's like purely joy that would.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Last more than like an hour, oh an hours?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, joy lasts for ten seconds.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess going to like a really good shown. Yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: after that, you're like, no, that was fucking awesome for
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: a good day, or like watching a really good movie.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: After you finish a really good movie, and then you're
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: looking up movies like that movie.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: But do you think that that lasts for that much
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: after it's done.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: I saw someone go up on Saturday at the stand
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: and I was in tears laughing, and I thought about
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: it for like twenty four hours after. Yeah, I was like,
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: that was so fucking funny.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: How can I copy that without them milling? Yeah? How
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: can I do it?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: How do I kind of copy that?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: What was funny about those jokes that I can steal
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and make one of my premises?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: It was really good. It was Maddy Wiener?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: You probably don't. I don't know if you know her
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Jewish girl. I don't know.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought it was ann dude. That
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: person tasted her. Now now now, Maddie Wiener, she's really good.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, I haven't seen someone like kill like
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: that at the stand in like months.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No way, next up, she's already.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Gotten like JFL and all that stuff.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Do you want to have her on Son of a Boy?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Do you want to ask her. She'll be on some
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: of a boy Dad podcast. Yeah, sure, okay, cool, dope.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I like that you think women are funny, bro. I
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: think that's one of your most endearing characteristics.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's whack when people don't think women are funny,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: thank you, or even when people are like, you're on
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: my top five female comedians.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: List, oh yeah, yeah yeah, or when they see a
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: women like a funny clip on social media and they're like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: they're like, okay, not all women are bad, and it's like, dude, no,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: that's just like the first women comedian you've seen.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't seek it out, yea, because you
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: just want someone who looks exactly like you.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I saw a black comedian the other day, obviously on TikTok,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: saying that if if Mexican dudes had done slavery, they
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: would have finished in two years.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I think I saw that too.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I actually did see that. I did see that. I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: don't know where I saw that. Who made that joke?
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know, fuck, because I saw that too, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I remember thinking it was like really fucking fun.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It was dying.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, that's the kind of racism. Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Fuck we gotta figure out who said that can so
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: we can credit them on our massive platform.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It says, uh, this will probably change the hashtag hashtag
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: stand up comedy, hashtag Mexican TikTok, hashtag slavery, hashtag black TikTok,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: hashtag stand up hashtag jokes hashtag FYP.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Wait can I see who it is?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It might be a stolen Ralphie May bit this guy?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, but it was
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: funny as fuck. I had to give the dude his credit,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: even though we're not saying who he actually was.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Whoever was stolen bit?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: That was just what the top comments were that Ralphie
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: may had had the same bit.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: See, that's why you don't go. That's why I don't
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: go on TikTok because it's just it's just a constant
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: feed of negativity.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't even read the comments until just now when
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I was looking at this.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: See I can't not read the comments. I have a thought,
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: and then I have to go I wonder if everyone
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: else had this thought, and then they never do. I'm like, wow,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: that's really funny, and then go to the comments of
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: like you're such a fucking.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Loser, dude.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It's like, do people are so mean on TikTok and
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: like Instagram reels? Yeah, it's crazy, there's so mean.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I don't get in the comments like that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, it's like they're like the worst people in
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: the world, and they just they just they just sit
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: there and they're just like, eh, you stole that from
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: They'll just name a random comedian like there's no I
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: bet he did not steal that bit.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like mildly similar.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: That's also a thing too, like with everyone being like, oh,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: you stole Like people love to accuse comedians of stealing bits.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Not a lot of people steal jokes. Probably like less
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: than one percent of comedians. Maybe they had a similar thought.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I bet there's a decent amount of those.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm not excusing it, but I bet that there's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: something to happen by accident.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, probably a majority of people that have stolen a joke.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It's by accident. You hear a joke and you don't
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: really you know, it doesn't like it doesn't enter your matrix.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: No one's sitting down like watching a special and being like,
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: all right, I'm gonna take that, add that into my set,
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: like no one, no one would do that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I also think you should be able to steal dead
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: people's jokes. Yeah maybe Ralphie May is dead, bro, you
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: should we should be able to tell his jokes are
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: gonna die with him. I don't think that's what he
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: wanted exactly. No one tell any of my jokes. Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: once I die, don't fucking laugh at anything that I did.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell dead people's jokes.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I've been on a big norm kick recently saying this
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: this one. There's this one clip that I keep on
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: watching where he just goes I found out the perfect
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: stalking stuffer, and the guy's like, yeah, what is it?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: It was a human leg. It's the dumbest joke. Everybody's
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: so fucking funny.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: It's really good. Yeah, just getting people to writing jokes
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and getting people to read them.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, have you seen this one?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: This one's so good. See that When New York is
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: full comedy, this is what it's gonna be like, it's
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be us bringing up our favorite reels, telling people
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: bits that we do.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Did you see this reel the other day?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: They could? I mean, that's what sports is they're like,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: did you see this highlight? Yeah? Bro, did you see that?
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Fucking have you seen this one?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Wait? Sing like is listening love like you've ever been heard?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: And fuck like a goddamn return. Oh my god, what
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: a legend. He really was doing whatever the hell he
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: wanted to.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, yeah he's really funny.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: My uh my. TikTok is all like comics like that,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and then like RPT uh like drill videos from the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Bronx at like this fucking pro projack, these like fifteen
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: year old like hardened murderers and really instead of just
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: fucking ripping it up at RPT, dude.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: So so like, I obviously you know I don't go
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: on TikTok orse I have of course I have Instagram,
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: and the reels now have become a very big thing
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: on Instagram. It's like that you can't escape them anymore.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Used to be there was a tab, but now it's
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: like you click on a post and then you just
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden you're just in and you're.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Just you can't get out of lost literally lost. Yeah
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: there's another reel. Yeah, you're just locked in now, dude.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Mine is all just these like die hard Catholic dudes,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: and they like posted like compilations of people partying and
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: then there and then it like cuts to them like
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: a Super four K zoomed and picture their face and
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: they're just like like with like music in the background.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: They're like, I'm just looking for a girl to pray with.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Or it's always worshiping. They all call it worshiping. What
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I'm just looking for a girl to worship with.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: No one's hornier than those Catholic dudeses.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Dude, there was this TikToker who I used to come
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: up on my TikTok who I hated because it's face
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: pissed me off, and then out of nowhere his Instagram
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: came up. Dude, hees he's married.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: He's like a diehard Catholic. He's married.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: He's like fucking seventeen, and that's like, dude, just fuck yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: They can't though you don't got to, you don't got
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: to get married.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: They just fuck They're getting married out of fear.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: They know they're getting married so that they can fuck right,
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: because they're afraid of what would happen if they fucked
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: out of wedlock.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: They're like, now, what, I might go to hell?
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: So he's so young. So what happens if you can't
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: even get divorced if you're that Catholic?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Can you? No, that's like a sin, right, you have
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: to cheat?
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you just got to go to church
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: and beg for forgiveness.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just have to.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You got to marry your fucking mistress.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Marry them all. That's that's what. Yeah, that's why what
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Mormon's got right, Yeah, theyr O mistresses. Fuck this, We're
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: too religious to get divorced.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Dude, this kid is like young, like I think he's
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: younger than me by a good bit. And he's married
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: like out of nowhere. Like dude was posting like thirst
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: traps on TikTok and then became a Catholic and now
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: then he just got married to like the first girl
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: that he met.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I know, he's got a rubber ring Tooberry, like they're yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: like they might have like drop back and drow a past.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Might you have a rubber ring? What are you worried
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: about with that fucking rubber ring? It's just crazy or
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: how insecure is your fucking I mean, your wife to
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: make you wear a rubber ring? At least bling that
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: thing out Bro, it's some fucking old on that thing.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: But some fucking steal in there. Brother.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I heard that you're about to get an Apple Watch
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ring me. Yeah, bro, married to the game.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: All right, that's not what I was looking for.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: What Nile is?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I wanted to try and find a fucking cat.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I know that's a TikTok trend, not an Instagram trend.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm on Instagram right now.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Who is she? I don't know who that was.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I'm just looking for the Catholics because they're everywhere they are.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: They are taking over Instagram. Maybe it's just my feed
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: because I get so invested in them, and then I'm like,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: I want to see what these people do.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: They'll post a videos being like.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Try not to worship challenge, and it'll know, like literally
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: like they post this and it'll be like they'll be
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: playing like religious songs and they'll.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Be like, I can I gotta fucking do it, can't
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: stop myself. I need to worship.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: It's crazy, dude, Like you know the trends where it'll
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: like it'll change songs, so the first one they'll be like,
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: all right, I'm cool, and then like by the fourth one,
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: they're like, I need to sack the Lord.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: How parallel that is to like a no nut November dude.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's fucking nuts. It's the same exact thing. And dudes
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: like accidentally worshiping. Yeah, a nocturnal emiship like having a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: wet dream. You just like wake up praying, dude.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: And then they'll post and they'll be like, all the
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: comments will be like, bro, I need a friend group
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: like this because it'll be like they'll be doing it
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: like in a group, and then like they'll people will
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: be like, Bro, my friends just don't get this kind
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: of life.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I need a group of bros to groom some underage
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: girls with.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Me and my boys need to worship together.
• 39:02
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• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You saw that guy today who posted like my girlfriend's
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: eighteen today, like four long years of going out with each.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Other, that's from today. Yeah, I feel like I've seen that,
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: but maybe I have. It's probably there's probably a lot
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: of dudes we western caption.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Finally, eighteen can't describe with words what you mean to me.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You have been my best friend for four years. You
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: are my girlfriend that I love. Appreciate it. Respect How
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: old to see definitely over each Any age is wrong.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It was like nineteen. I don't know, dude. Yeah, I
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: guess the nineteen would be fine, but like that, that's
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: some Christian pastors.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't have said that. People are gonna get
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: on my masks. They're like nine.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: You think a nineteen year old dating an eighteen year old,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: it's okay, pervert, shame shame.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: They're at come too, completely different places in life.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Their brains aren't even formed the same.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: That's the biggest thing on Twitter ever right now. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: don't know if it's still going on, but that was
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: like a huge thing. If if someone had, like if
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: there was like an eighteen year old dating like a
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: twenty year old, people would be like that person is
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: gonna die and they're gonna burn in hell.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That is funny as they're a perfect I think I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: felt that way when I was twenty one about what
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: if I saw like an eighteen year old girl, I'd
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: be like, get this child away from me.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do actually agree with that. But also if
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: like a twenty one year old was dating an eighteen
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: year old, that wouldn't be like, that's crazy.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I also think it's once people are adults. I don't
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: think it's really that deep now. I think people are
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: gonna People are gonna be with who they want to
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: be with, but people will also abuse the system and like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: uh like be with people for like shady, nefarious reasons
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: and like that's just just gonna happen, you know what
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I mean. Like young girls are going to find older
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: guys with money. Young guys are going to find older
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: women with great pussy. People are going to use one another.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: People are going to use one another for different things
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: I feel like our podcast could get clipped in so
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: many different ways that people would just be like, what
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: is this show about?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I don't I don't feel the
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: need to make it about something for people. Neither shows
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: about our listeners. Man, as long as you guys are
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: having a good time, that's so.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: We're just trying to provide joy.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: We just want to provide happiness and joy to our listeners. Like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I really don't even look at them.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: We don't even check the views every hour to see
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: how many clicks we're getting. We're just doing this check
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: for providing pure joy.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I've never even checked every single minute with you.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: I don't read all the comments.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: And if you don't like what we're talking about, like,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I'll completely change my point of view to what you
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: guys like. So long as you guys have a good time,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: like you guys like Trump, you guys like Bernie Sanders.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Whatever it is, dude, I'll fucking ride with it.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: You just want to talk about worshiping, try not to
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: worship challenge and then it's like a hazy Air song. Whatever,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: How do you pronounce that guy's name? It should be
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: hazy Air. Howzy Air sounds way better, dude, You ever
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: do that? That makes me feel so dumb when I.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Read a name, when I pronounce it wrong in my
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: head and then I say it and then everyone's.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Like, who the fuck? Are you talking about that happen
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: to when I read books a lot. Yeah, and I
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: have the character in my head and I've been pronouncing my.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Own yeahm any type of shit. Yeah, yeah, even though
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I hate to talk about JK Rowling on this show
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: with her transphobic ass.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: You know, what happened with the video game was something
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: that was like a trans person in it or something like.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I think there's like a level where you have to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: like kill a certain amount of transit. Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, everyone's been playing that game. It looks pretty
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: bad in my opinion. Yeah, just kidding people.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Just I don't know.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it. I just said that
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. It's just not war Zone. There's
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: not enough guns in it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I mean the wands are like uns.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: No, not even close kind of ones are way more
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: powerful than guns, bro, that's a fact. Damn, you're dumb.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: If they could just shoot a bullet. Do you think
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you get there there's a spell where a one could
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: shoot a bullet?
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's ever straight people whose patronis
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: is a trans person?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Have you read Harry Potter?
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: No, I've seen the movies.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Like I'm talking about so you know what a patronis.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Is not at all. I haven't seen the movies in
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: a while.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, how am I going to talk about
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: fucking Harry Potter or all the bigotry of JK. Rowling
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: unless you fucking read the books and do the fucking work, man,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: unless you sit the fuck down.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: You got to read that book that I told you
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: to read. I did you read the whole book? Yes, no,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: you did not.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I told you that like two days ago, and I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: read it. You did not read that one tape.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: You listen to it on tape that's the one with
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: all different people's to voices though, Yeah, whose voices? Oh,
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: because you would know we've had some of them on
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: the podcast.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have no idea you've actually had like a
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: good amount of us on the podcast.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's why it was so crazy to listen
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: to it, because they're actual Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Same talent running the light, I know. Yeah, that's what
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: I was saying.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I was just saying it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: He's coming on the show.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Talent, very multi talented.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to get a billion sput on too.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: We do bad.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I can. I don't know if
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: I'm able to handle that though, why, I don't know
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: what fans are gonna.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Rip me up? Oh yeah, yeah, their fans are gonna
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: come in here. But we're we're trojanhorsing them into.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: Barstool, Sure we are. So I just want talk.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. We should just have an episode of
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: their podcast.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: We'll be like, dude, these are the best guests that
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: they've ever like, this are the best podcast they've ever
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: been on.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are gonna love it when we shut the
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: fuck up and listen and just let them.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: When I went on Matt and Chan's I just barely.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: I spoke for like only the Buffalo part and then
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't talk after at all. It's for like thirty minutes,
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: and all the comments were like, Okay, I hate Barstool,
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: but SaaS is pretty chill because I didn't speak because
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I was like, I listen to the podcast and I
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: know people get mad when the guest talks a lot,
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: So I just didn't talk.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I hacked the system. They like, you want it a lot?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Smart man?
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Who the guests or the fans.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do. Brother.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: I look at the comments. Everyone's like, runs the fucking
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: goat everyone else at barstools gay.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: No, I think I've fallen in.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Shane's got to stop hanging around with these gay barstool twinks.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: They say, that's where that's where the comments are anytime
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: someone comes on our show, We love are you garbage?
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: But who the fuck are these twinks?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I don't mind it, dude, I think you get mad,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you know, called a twink. I don't think people are
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: even really calling me Twinking're calling me a twink? Yeah,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I'm way too big to be a twink. No, not
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: when you're layered up. That's why we need to start
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: doing it like Burt Kreischer style, popping our Shirtsaw so
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: now am I twig? Now? Fat as fuck?
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Love our you garbage?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: But who the fuck are these two bears? Who are
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: these massive blocks? Just fucking box of briefs cutting into
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: our sides, a fucking shelf of.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: As I pull the underwear up over the stomach so
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: that it suppresses.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: The which is like a girl move.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's what they do with like yoga pants. Yeah,
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: girls wear yoga pants like up to their tits. Yeah,
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: it's crazy, it's crazy. I wish I could do that
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You kind of can't.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I should just get yoga pants wear them under my Yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: that's what big Cat did, Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: With the shirt and yoga shirts. Yeah, legs so fat
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that you hear it to fucking keep your legs in?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Who did that? That's what you're talking about right now,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Wearing yoga pants under your pants. They keep your fat in.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: My legs are like.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Zero percent body fat. No, there's nothing on.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Them that's having legs that you could fucking constrict.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: I wish I had fat legs. I wish my fat
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: went anywhere else besides my stomach.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It's such bullshit that it has to go to your stock.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Why can't your fat go to your legs or like
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: my arms, your ass go to my arms? Yeah, anywhere else,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: anywhere else in front of my body. Give me some
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: fucking thick ass fucking calves.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Do you ever go? You ever leave the act and
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: you go over to the use the bathroom, the communal bathroom,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: not the private one, And you can see yourself in
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: the window walking towards and it's just like a lot
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: I'm looking at a lot of stomach just barreling through
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: in the reflection.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we I was having this conversation today, What do
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you think the five best places to catch to see
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: your reflection that aren't a mirror, For example, the microwave,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: like looking close up in the microwaveing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: It depends on what kind of microwave you have, because
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: when I grew up, we had one of those ones
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: that had like the weird thing on it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: So you can matt one. Yeah, okay. Then another example
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: would be like a car, Like walking up to a
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: car that you see yourself in a reflection of the window.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Mine's you Mine will
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: probably have to be Yeah, car stores on the side
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: of the street.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: But when you're walking the psycho move when you're like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: walking straight and you look directly to the left to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: see your reflection on like a window.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: I do that every single time I passed it, walking like.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Looking at a full left angle. I look the whole
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: entire time forward, staring at yourself.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I do a little side step too to get
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: the front angle.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah I have done that, And you have to like
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: strategically like cross streets, like go wide crossing to dip
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: back in. It is a preposterous move because seeing.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Yourself from angles that you've never seen yourself.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And I was talking to FRANKI Barelli about it. He's like,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you always wind up seeing yourself with the worst posture possible,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: slouched over like a fucking parenthesies, with your fucking gut
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: sticking out. It like you had to fucking completely reconstruct
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: how you carry your chest. Yeah, it's crazy. I wish
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I had fucking a fucking chest that stuck out like
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: this so I could trick fucking animals into thinking that
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I was the dominant pack leader, like Caesar Milan. It's
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: like walking around with my chest out, fucking wood nympsen
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: fucking squirrels following me as I go.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, dude, my postures getting more and more
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: fucked up because the way that I play video games,
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: I don't have a chair, so I have to sit
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: on my bed and then there's no back support, so
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: I sit cris across applesauce with my back like this
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: like I'm like fully like and then I and then like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: after like four hours of playing, my back is in
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: like the it feels like I'm gonna throw my back
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: out when I stand up.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, You're gonna herniated disk and people are gonna be like,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: what were you lifting weights.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: No, it's playing video games.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Cracker Barrel is home to all the more country anytime.
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: That means buttermilk pancakes whenever you want them, homemade classics
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: like chicken and dumplins, and a country.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Store full of fun fines. Swing by and visit Cracker
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Barrel today.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna move soon, though, I'm gonna get a chair.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be the first thing I buy is a chair.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: We don't have chairs in our apartment.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: That's so poor. That's such a damn shame. Dude. I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: know homeless people that the only thing they have is
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: a chair. They have no possessions, but they got a
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: fucking chair and they're on it every single day. I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: saw this video of this kid who got surprised by
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: his dad and it was his birthday and he walked
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: into the room and he fucking ripped off a fucking
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: wrapped fifty inch TV on the wall with a PS
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: five gamer setup. All I was thinking fifty inch TV
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: for a gamer setup. Oh yeah, he said, his kid
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: up to fail. Yeah, I was about to be in
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: the comics. Yeah yeah, yeah, then I would have been
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: one of those people on TikTok you're talking.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: People don't know that though, only like real gamers know that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: And he was like, like, you know that because I
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: told you, But like everyone else is like, oh dude,
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: why aren't you playing on like a seventy inch Because
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: first of all, there's a delay, you dumb ass, Like
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: when you're moving, when you're playing on a TV that big,
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: you move the controller, it goes, it moves on the
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: screen like ten seconds later.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Terrible.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: So you're fucked for that.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Terrible. Yeah, Like this dad didn't know that he's fucking
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: over his twelve year old, Like he thought the kid
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: would stop getting bullied because now he has a place
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: to play video games. It's gonna be worse because he's
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: going to have the worst lag of his life. Cuts
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: the millennial lag you.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Really you want? Like like when I told TJ that
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: I had a like an eighteen inch like computer or
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: not computer, I have a like a fucking TV And
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: he was like, dude, that's like that's even bigger than
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: what I use, Like he uses like a straight up monitor.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: That's so insane sitting one inch from it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Well, they like people like that. DJ plays on a PC,
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: so I think he just sits at a desk just
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: pressing buttons. Yeah, is that you?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You? I have a controller? Yeah, playing on a PC
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: is crazy. It looks so crazy. You look at like
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a nineties movie character hacking into the mainframe, like, and.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: They're always clicking. They're always flicking the controller.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: And it's all.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: They're just surrounded by neon lights always.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever watched the South Parks where they make
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: fun of those dudes and gamers like that. Oh, man,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: you're not really big South Park?
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: No? I watch South Park all the time when I go,
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: when I go on the road, But they only play
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: they repeat the same episodes constantly.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: That's wrong, man, That shit's not right.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: They need to get some new shows in the cycle.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Syndication, no breathing, all that type of shit.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Man, is it hot in here? No, I'm a little warm.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: No, it's actually not hot at all.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Dude. I watched this documentary on Sunday. It's a three
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: part documentary.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: What nothing. I'm just an idiot. I'm just being an idiot. Okay.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: I watched this documentary the other day, dude, three part
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: documentary on Hulu?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: How many parts is it?
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Three parts? And it was about like this, like cults
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: you've probably heard of it.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: It was about this like cult that did they wear yellow?
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: No. It was like it was like this dude like
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: single handedly started a cult and no one even knew
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: they were in a cult until they got out of it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's what usually happens, let me
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: look it up.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: But it was fucking crazy. Are cults still taking off
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: like that or have they kind of petered out? It's
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: like the Internet and everything like that and all these
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: documentaries alerting people to cult leaders. I think they are
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: still out there.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people just don't know. I mean, I guess we're
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: just talking about religions now.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: I mean we're kind of in a cult. Viva viva.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Every level of my life, I've been in a cult.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Penny State's a cult.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Penn State is a cult. Yeah, go lions though, I
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: uh stolen. It's called Stolen Youth. It's about the cult
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: at Sarah Lawrence College. You ever heard of this?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Uh? I hear I've heard of Sarah Lawrence College. What
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: was it like teachers are like fucking the students or something.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Now, dude, dude, just fucking nuts. It was this one.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: So it was like these kids they were like freshmen
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: or sophomoores. Maybe they might have been sophomore so I
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: want to say they were living off campus or no,
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: they were living I don't know. They lived in like
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: a flat and they had ah. They was like probably
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: like seven of them living in this like townhouse type place.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: And then like one of these girls would always talk
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: about her dad, and her dad was like in prison,
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: but he got like set up some whole thing, was
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: in the Marines, all this shit, and then he like
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: he got out of prison and he like came to
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: their apartment. He started like living there like or he
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: was staying there like five nights a week.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: His name was Larry. Yes, Larry was a fucking nutcase dude.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: So then then like the summer happens and Larry goes
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: and he's living in New York City. He's living in Manhattan,
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: and uh, he has all these kids are coming and
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: they're all staying with Larry. All the kids that were
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: living in the flat, they're all crashing there because like
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Larry's making us a better person, Like he's teaching us
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: like what's right, how to be like a confident person,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: all this shit because he like was I guess in
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: the beginning and then it just gets like insane. He
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: fucks one of them, orr, he fucks two of them.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: He fucked them all.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: No, I think he fucked two of them. But dude,
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: he's like like he'd be like it starts out with
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: it then being like so, he's like, so you seems
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: like you have a lot of resentment towards your parents,
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Like maybe you shouldn't go home for Thanksgiving, like if
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: it's gonna bring you that much stress, maybe.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Because we would go back to the city and fuck
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: And then dude, then it turned into like he would
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: get home and they would one of them would have
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: like scratched a pan, and it's all on recording. For
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: some reason, the Larry had recorded everything like idiot like audio,
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: and he'd be like, why are you destroying my property?
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: And they'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: There would be like like a piece of dust on
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: a pan, and he'd be like, do you came into
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: my house and you destroyed my property? Why did you
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: do this?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: So he's just a psychopath.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: He do that.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: He just became insane, and then he started convincing all
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: of them that they were all poisoning each other.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe he just got bored with being like it was
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: going good and he has just got bored and he
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: just got He was.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Like, fuck this, I think that's what it was.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I'm about to turn the fuck up on these idiots, like, oh,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you guys are idiots, huh, Like I'm going to really
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: make your life. Hell.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: He was crazy and the rest of you are gonna
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: fuck me now. Yeah, yeah, dude, he was nuts. Like
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: he'd be like, he'd be like, I'm not mad at
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: you for destroying my property. He kept on saying destroying
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: my property, and they'd be like, he'd be like, I'm
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: not mad at you. You just need to repay me
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: for my things if you want me to like still
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: think of you as like a decent human being, and.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I do take sex his payment, yeah dude.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: And then they like he'd like, they'd like add up
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: all the things that they broke. Nothing was broken at all.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: You would be like if this pen was like left
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: like that for like ten minutes like open.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: So he definitely had like a god complex too, dude,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: and they like all treated him like he was God. Yeah,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: well then that's on them.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: Well, they all ended up getting like brainwashed pretty severely,
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: and like it ended pretty poorly and people would die. No,
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I don't think so all almost killed themselves, but none
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: of them did.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: He seems like dubs across the board. They all got
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: out of the colt. He got to fucking run a
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: cult for as much. Yeah, and he got reimbursed for
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: his broken property.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Like the craziest part of the whole thing was like
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: they when they wanted to leave, they would just like
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: pack their shit and leave, and he like wouldn't say anything.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: So I was like, why didn't I mean, I don't
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: want to be like that guy, but like, why didn't
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: they just leave?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Right, Like I know it was probably a lot more
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: like that, Okay, yeah yeah, but it was like they
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: would be like I was fed up and I left
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: after the dude was like beating them with hammers because
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: that's what he was doing because they like scratched one
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: of his knives.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? He was physically abusive towards.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but not until like like not until like
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: over a year in Larry, don't do that shit, Larry.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: These people were living with him from like the time
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: they were like sophomores in college until they were like
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: in their thirties.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You're old enough to know that that's a bad decision.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: But the thing I didn't understand was the like the
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: parents were all like around and they were like, Larry
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: seemed like a really good guy.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: No, they're like he was all he was helping over
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: what a decade was this seventies eighties? This was like
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: ten years ago. Okay, that's not excusable. That was really
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: really inexcusable. You should watch it.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: It's fucking nuts.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I yeah, that's just you can't let that happen as
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: an adult with a brain, like by the time you're
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: a sophomore in college, Like I can't just be like, oh, yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: it could have happened to anybody. You don't know what
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: they were going through, Like you're smart enough to know
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: not to do some stupid ass.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Shit like yeah, but there was a lot. There was
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: a couple kids that lived in the flat originally who
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: were like, you guys are literally in a cult, and
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: they like stopped hanging out with them, and they were like, no,
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: we're not like Larry is the fucking guy. They're like,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Larry is the man, Like he's helping become more confident.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: It was the whole thing that we're all becoming so
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: confident and then larry out of nowhere was like just
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: started just fucking with them, beating the fuck out of them,
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: like beating the fuck out of them, but also just
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: like mentally just torturing them.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And that's a great way to ruin someone's confidence.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: It would be like, I don't even know. I'm trying
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: to think of like a crazy example. I mean, the
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: pan was the craziest one. That was literally a tiny scratch.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can't think of something that's more
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: overrated than having confidence.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you don't need it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You don't need confidence, You really don't. In fact, having
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: confidence is going to get you into the worst situations possible.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna wind up like trying to talk to someone
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: that you shouldn't have talked to, fucking like hopping into
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: conversation and looking like the biggest fucking idiot. You're gonna try,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: like to do something with your career that you're gonna
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: be completely out of your depth and just look like
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a fucking fool. Yeah, a lack of confidence and a
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: boost in self awareness is the healthiest thing that a
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: person can have.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Self awareness is a word that it's thrown around at
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: too much.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Though, what do you mean?
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: Don't I feel like anytime someone does something that people
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: only they're like the lack of self awareness. Maybe you're
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: the one that has the lack of self awareness, or
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: think about that, douche. It's a lot of barstool comments,
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: the lack of that's their favorite word in the barstool
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: comments is the lack of self awareness. Yeah, dude, you're
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: the one that's commenting about every single person at the company.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I also think that I don't know if we've talked
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: about this before, but I think about it all the time.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: How consciousness and awareness are like pretty similar words, like
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: they kind of mean the same thing. Yeah, but being
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: self conscious and self aware are two completely different concepts,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, if you're self conscious,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you're like thinking about what everybody's doing and like how
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: people are perceiving you. But if you're self aware, it's
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: this good thing where it's like, oh, you're in on
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the joke, like you're in control. It's just this a
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: weird balance to try to hit or just not think
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: about it at all.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: But I also feel like if you like, if you're
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: being like too self aware. You're probably a fucking weirdo.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Oh totally, or you're just like gonna paralysis by analysis
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: yourself and not do anything.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: You're so self aware that you don't want to like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: hurt anybody or like offend anybody, or like step out
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: of your comfort zone, like people might not like this.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And also if you're commenting on people's self awareness,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: you're probably not self aware either.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Oh definitely. Yeah, if you're commenting on people self awareness,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking laugh of self awareness.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Here is crazy. It's like, dude, what the hell are
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: you talking about?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Just head down, fucking tweeting on like your commute home.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: This idiot so fucking not self aware, runs into poll.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: It's a tough look for people. But you got this
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: battle this week, right, Yeah? After you never go off?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Dude, how are you leaving soon?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Uh? No, Friday.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: I thought you're gonna say after the cameras go off, you're.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Gonna I was gonna say, I'll run the barshie if
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: you want to hear them.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: I would love to hear them.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I think that they're I'm like so excited to like
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: say them.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they're like really I mean, you've been
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: prepping for a while, but.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: They're like just really fun. It's not like stuff that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: it's like really like technical foot like hard to memorize
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: or whatever. It's really just like really lighthearted, like fun. Like, Yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: it's like a decent amount of goof in So we
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: can buy this somewhere right kot dtv dot com. There's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: pay per views for probably be like twenty dollars or
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: third I don't know, I don't know how much money,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: but however much money it is, every single cent of
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: it's going to patch Day's family, his uh, his wife,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: his two kids. So uh, you know it's the best cause,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: like it's the most worth it. Don't even if you're
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: not gonna watch just like donate this is a friend
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: of mine, like his family, but like it's also hours
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and hours of entertainment of some of the most talented
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: people in the world. So yes, and the dude I'm
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: going against is so good. Yeah, I can't wait to
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: hear what he roast me about.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: Like I was in the I was in the Battle
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: the Wrap battle Reddit.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Were you yeah what they say?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: They were all like, bro, this is gonna be the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: craziest battle of all time.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are fired up about it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because apparently everyone was saying that they've that they've
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: that you guys never battled before, wanted you to.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because it's like similar styles, we try to
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: keep it like pretty what's the guy's name, dumbfounded? Dumbfounded,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: That's what it was. He's a bro from He's like
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: a super successful like actor and like musician. He's had
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: like sold out fucking like nationwide tours as a mus Jason, Like,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: he's just massively successful, super funny, super talented.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: That'll be awesome. I'm pumped to watch that.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch it? Oh, I'm definitely gonna watch it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: You think can you watch it? Like? Is it one
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: of those things where you can you watch it? Can
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: you buy it?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: And I watch it after?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll probably have to do.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: That, like multiple days of video on demand with it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: It's a two day event.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: What is that on Friday?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: It's on Saturday Saturday, and then there's also an event
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. I'll probably be on like some of the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: pay per view commentary on Sunday. It's just gonna be
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: a ton of content, just a ton of super talented
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: funny battlers doing shit for a good cost.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: Sweet, so pumped to watch that ock cast. Brother, you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: think it's gonna be your last battle? You probably can't say,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: because you said the last one was your last battle?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't you see you were talking? No I didn't.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Did you ever think you'd be doing King of the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Dot again?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. I did.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: You had to have thought about it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think about it. I mean I want to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I want to do well. I don't want to if
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I do shitty, which is not gonna happen, I'll it
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: won't be my last one. I'm not going out on
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: a bad no. Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: But it's also like I did this because I want
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: to help from a charity standpoint, but also it like
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: really scratches an itch creatively for me, It's like, oh
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that I can just like put all my energy into
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: writing and like preparing it, and it's like a familiar
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: process to me, Like it's like types of jokes and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: like a platform that I don't usually get to use.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: So it's like healthy for me mentally to be doing it.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: So it's like I'm never gonna like close the door
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: on it, you know, I'm not trying to have a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: complete lack of self awareness and be doing it when
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like old as fuck. But you know what I mean,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I'm already old as fuck, so I might as well
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: have fun with it when I'm doing it. It's gonna
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: be awesome to see that. Fuck yuess brother,