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- Filthy P: E A sports. It's in the game. Hey, how you doing, Hunk? How's it going? Good, good, man. Just you know a typical slow ass Wednesday hump hump hump day. You're not supposed to give out information about when we record, bro. Why? How come? Because you got ⁓ people that might try to commandeer. ⁓ the link, huh? You need to get a new link. Yeah, that person's been calling. ⁓ ⁓ For a good time, click on this link. There's too many people that know that link, brother. That link's out there, you know what I'm saying? That link's doing the rounds, brother. That link's on ⁓ Sierra Highway, brother, if you know what I'm talking about. ⁓ the tinder ⁓ links or what's on ⁓ what is it down there? Sepul is it Sepulveda? Where in the valley? Yeah. Yeah, not Sepulveda where all the hookers are, right? Sepulveda parts of San Fernando Road. Is that s still like a thing or no? Is that is that s is it? I don't know. I I used to see it sometimes on my way to work in the mornings. No way. San Fernando Road? That early? Like the end of the shift? The end of the shift, I guess? Yeah. ⁓ yeah. I thought your shift. There's like a little there's like a little industrial area that you drive by on San Fernando Road. Damn. Yeah. And you kind of see them like straggling around still. ⁓ I kinda remember because my dad, my dad's furniture shop was over there, kinda, huh? Right over there? Yeah, it's a little bit more interesting. A little bit. A little yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that area because I used to dri I used to ⁓ because I worked right over there too. I used to Yeah, you're right. Up here it used to be Sierra Highway. But then now they put up signs and supposedly I saw this like in the paper or on the the news thing or what news feed that they're tak I don't know who's taking pictures, but they're taking pictures of dudes that are are going and and you know, procuring serv procuring the services of a lovely young keeping them in business. A lovely young lady, keeping that economy going, brother. Hey, we got to keep that economy strong. But they're like sending them letters. I know I wouldn't be I wouldn't even be able to get me. We're if we're being all we're being all on it. But bro, they're sending they're sending letters home to these you know, and I assume a lot of these dudes are married, so they're sending letters say, Hey, you know, we saw you engaging in whatever. Or from the pe random people? Yeah, whoever goes and picks up a chick, the cops send send a letter to your house, I guess, saying, Hey, and if you if we catch you over there again, you'll be arrested, whatever we already have we already have this and if we catch you again we so it's like So you there's like wives probably find it. It's like Yeah, it's probably a w ⁓ we have a group of of of angry wives. Yeah, it might be worth sh I would bet I'd rather be like, hey, just arrest me, bro. Don't send me home. Don't send that letter. It's gonna be back It's gonna be back like when I was a kid, remember with my grades having to hide the letter, like, ⁓ hey, hey de No, it says ⁓ I got the citizen of the year or what Yeah, it says, Yeah, they wanna give me an award, I don't know. I I donate to all the local chicks. Charities. Alright brother, let's go. Hey, we're doing quickie salad. This is no time to give Hey, that thought that's what we were talking. Never mind. Give and gab, give and gab. scratch that never mind. ⁓ how you doing, Uncle? You said good. ⁓ how's your week going? Hump day for you. How's your week going? Freaking hot, bro, but yeah. We we persevere, we push through. Nice, nice. You got a big hat? Water. You wearing ⁓ sunblock out there? That's the key, brother. I wear I wear a straw hat. Yeah, that's good. And then every now and then I put on my little like my little ⁓ rash little what are they called? Heat heat guard sleeves or whatever. ⁓ the sleeves, yeah. 'Cause I know I know that'll help because I when I play golf, if I if I wear like a big hat and it protects my neck, I don't get tired at all. But if that neck is showing, bro, and that sun for some reason thinks that my neck is a grill. It's just that bro. Like one time my buddy threw some bacon Yeah, one time my buddy threw ⁓ some bacon on there. She was just cooking. I just I had a flip it every three minutes. Yeah. But with his fingers. Right. ⁓ This is our quickie. This is our quickie style. This is what we do every ⁓ every this comes out every Sunday. We just try to drop ⁓ you know, ⁓ whatever stories are in the news and then relate it to ourselves. And ⁓ that's it. That's what we got today. Quickie style coming up to you next on the Gentleman's hour. Hey, Bacon Nick. Drop the intro. Me, B neck or bacon neck? Bacon neck food. Bacon neck hey, but remember do you remember the old shirts that used to be trash? And they used to go like that. It looked like bacon too. It started to curl over. I meant bacon on the back of your head, fool. Not the ear. ⁓ the the the ⁓ goddamn, I lit you literally just said it like two minutes before this whole thing. Yeah, yeah. Hey, come on, man. You know me, I got ADHD. ⁓ all right, bro. Hey, so okay, here's our I got three stories, two and one though, two and one. So I'm gonna start with that one. So I don't know If you've been on ⁓ TMZ lately, but this is where I saw the story. So Jenna I guess every like every summer, all these fools go out like on vacation to Mexico, Cabo or Cancun or Lake Cuomo or whatever, but it's like the famous stars. So it's like Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, ⁓ and then every year other additional people. So this year they got with them ⁓ Well, first off, damn bro, it was kind of a sad day. Did you see the picture? It was like they show Courtney Cox looks okay. She's all covered up. She's all skinny. You know, that's that's always been her thing. But Jennifer Anison looks like she went from twenty-eight to sixty-eight, bro, overnight. I'm like, what happened? She used to be the hottest thing she looks. Old is right now. ⁓ so a part of me wants to give a little shout out, a little sadness, you know, R. I. P. to to Annison as a ⁓ you know, a sexual icon. I'm not saying and and before before all the women jump down my throat. I'm not saying you can't be old and beautiful, but I'm just saying, you know, as far as like being that lustful, you know, it's a young woman's gay, just like us. Well, you know, like we ain't turning no more I ain't breaking no more necks, bro. I ha I can't even get a neck sprain on somebody. You know what I mean? Like back in the day I used to there would be people in ⁓ what are those that guy? ⁓ Yeah, but nowadays I try to I do cartwheels. I'm like, hey, look at me. I can't even get a look. So I'm I I'm saying age gets us all. But it's just sad to see one some of these icons that are getting old. I mean, it happens all of us. I get it. It's just it's I just wanted to to put that out there. But anyway, so on this trip it's Jennifer Anison, Courtney Cox, ⁓ Pedro Pasqual. You know, ⁓ i he's in everything right now. ⁓ what is it? Mandalorian and all and figure f or fantastic. Man, he's got his he's got his he's got his ⁓ hands in every cookie dart. He's in everything of Hollywood fame. Hollywood fame. But there's another dude and it's not one of the chicks guys because each chick has their dude. I thought I saw one dude look like you but I was like, nah, Louis Louis can't miss work to be in ⁓ I don't recognize the tattoos. In Italy, yeah. He's not in Italy right now. But there's this big old buff model dude, right? So everyone's like, well, who's this fool? And I guess this dude People are saying is friends with Pedro Pascal. So, first off, I have two questions about this little story. My first story is, is that that because I've heard about this dude that maybe, you know, he's probably gay or whatever, which I don't understand why it's still a bad thing. I mean, do you think if Pedro Pascal comes out and he's hey, I'm banging the sh out of this male model? I hope it's not you, but he's banging the sh out of this male model. Do you think that's gonna like Permanent like derail his career? Like, is he not gonna get his leading men? You know what I mean? Like, why why hasn't he come out? Or is he maybe just by? Is he trying a little bit of everything? Like, I know you got your ears to the to that to the street of that. My ears to the ground or what? To that scene, you know, to that scene. Can you shed some light? Like, is it just he doesn't want to come out? He doesn't want to ruin his career. Like, you know, give me a little shed me a little a little light on that situation, Unc. Por favor. Thank you. The only thing I can shed a light on is I can tell you I'll address the first part is that I am not a male model anymore. Anymore. ⁓ damn. The more Levi the Mo the Mo Miller's output. Stranglers Stranglers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ⁓ two I don't know, bro. I mean I think I think you mentioned it before. Yeah. I don't remember you him I don't know why you brought him up. I think you were talking about some show or some movie or something. Where and then I think you said something like he was kind of the same thing. He was on he was ⁓ was it like Comic Con or something last year, maybe, or he was like holding hands with some guy or something. He was doing or maybe like con festival or something. Yeah, he was doing some weird stuff. Yeah. And yeah, and they showed him holding hands with some with one of his like ac actor buddies or something. And actually that's not weird, but yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Sorry. I mean I I don't know, bro. I mean it it's weird because sometimes you have that old school mentality where it's like the leading man has to be this Scrapping masculine whatever. Burt Reynolds with the old mustache and yeah. Yeah, and then then there was a time where where you had like these like like like wimpy guys dude that were that were doing like lead roles and then it went back. It went back to, you know, what it is now and I don't I I mean I couldn't tell you who's the the main guy. Like when you got that Timothy Tim what's the name? Timothy Chalamane or whatever. Shalomne, yeah. Yeah, he's like a leading guy and he's all kind of not very masculine, not very, you know. ⁓ my gosh. My girl my daughters, my girlfriends. I almost said my girlfriend. Luckily Deserie's downstairs. My daughters last year when that Timothy Chalamet started coming out and he was all dressed like a woman, like, ⁓ that's cool. This is gay. They're like, He's not gay. I was like, ⁓ my bad, my bad. I just usually if a guy dressed like a chick, it it means not nowadays, I guess. All right, my bad, my bad. So, but yeah, yeah, keep going. Sorry. So I mean I can I can kind of see it where maybe he is just kind of playing his his his ⁓ playing that. kind of low key where maybe he's worried that he might lose some of these roles because I mean bro he's got he's in everything bro he's in everything everything his hands in everything. I mean he's he's set basically if he keeps his momentum going, I mean sky's the limit for sure, but yeah ⁓ or like you said maybe he is by maybe he's dabbling with one and messing with the other. Maybe he's making Jennifer Anderson look old because he's going to town on it. ⁓ she's like she's looking beat like he put an extra ten years on her by Yeah Come on girl. Can I do a little side question for you? What's the like okay, so you're saying that maybe he's just like he's just like a fun guy. Like, hey, he'll you walk by he slaps your ass. Yeah, like okay, but I'm not gay. I'm when it comes down to banging, he's like, hey, I'm I'm trying to still I'm still trying to bang ⁓ Jennifer Anderson, not this male model, which why is this male model on the boat? But anyways, what like s Like speaking like from personal experience, what what is the and I don't want to say like the gayest, like 'cause that sounds bad, but like what's the most you've gone like to the other side that you're willing to admit on camera? What the hell? The most the most I've gone to the other side, like I told you on a couple of episodes ago. High five. Click the link. Click the link. Now when I went to the ⁓ that gay com comedy night. ⁓ yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you get any numbers or anything or no? Nah. I mean they kept on throwing stuff at me, flowers and Yeah, but you're like, nah, man, yeah. Jolly ranchers and stuff, but ⁓ is that the is that like the key, the code word or whatever? They threw you a toller. Yeah, yeah. Don't tell me grape though, because that's my favorite. I'll t I'll I'll I'll chew those up. Grape is the number one the number one giveaway. I remember one time, bro, it was like when I was in my early twenties and I went on a cruise with my buddies And the one buddy I went on actually happened to be gay, but I think at that time he was telling us he wasn't. He was still trying to act like he wasn't. But we were like, yeah, fool, you're gay. Anyways, me and him, now that I think back and look, yeah, that fool was gay. Like, cause he used to like the way he would sit and talk, whatever. So, anyways, was me and him at the bar. My other two buddies were back in the room or getting food or whatever. We're like chatting. I guess this fool does look gay. I I didn't think he was that looked that gay, but I guess he is. ⁓ so this other dude comes. I mean I didn't think anything of it. I'm like, all right, a guy who in in cut off jean shorts and a ⁓ you know, a pink tank top. I'm like, all it's cool. What kind of cruise were you on? I'm like, so he's living his best life, you know? But then the fool's like turns to me and he's like, Hey, and I'm like, sh indeed, what's up, brother? Like, I'm thinking like maybe he wants to talk about business or like, Hey, have you thought about ⁓ life? I don't know what he's gonna ask, right? So I'm like, Yeah, what's up, brother? Talk to me. And then he's like, Are you ⁓ friends with Dorothy? And I'm Dorothy, who's this b who's this chick? I'm like, Dorothy. I'm like, damn, do people actually name their their daughter still Dorothy? I'm like, I haven't met a Dorothy in fifty years. I'm like, nah, brother, we're we're here with our buddies. And he like looking at me like what? He's like, Yo, are you a friend of Dorothy's? And I'm like, Bro, I I don't know. I have no idea who this Dorothy chick is, but if she looks good, you know, send her send her my way home. Send her my way. I guess that means friends of Dorothy is like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz and that means you're gay. At least this was back. 30 years ago or 20 years ago. So I remember we let we leave, and then my buddy's ⁓ he wanna know if you, you know, you want to mess around. If you're gay, and I'm like, Well, why why doesn't he just come out and be like, hey, bro, you want to bang? Why is he asking about this chick Dorothy? He's like, That's like the code word, because you know, gay dudes don't want to get jumped don't want to get them. They don't want to offend people. So they have little code words like, Hey, Unc, hey bro, I heard you I heard you're friends with Dorothy. And then if you're like, Yeah, I am, that's key to like, all right, let's go, let's head to the room, and then either If you're the bear ⁓ you're the bear, huh? That's right. You're the bear. So you would get to murder. If you weren't, then you would get to murder. You would get murder. So I mean that's not that's not that bad. I mean, if you murder, is that really gay? Because you know. I don't I don't know, bro. I don't know. But anyways, hey, let's move on. Let's move on. So So Pedro Pascal, so you're saying, yeah, it's kinda like who knows? He might just be fun and flirty, he might be gay, he might be bi, he might be whatever. ⁓ you're saying it shouldn't affect his like his career, right? Which I agree. Like yeah, if I c if I come out gay, I shouldn't like, ⁓ well now you're demoted, brother, because you're gay. What? I I don't think I don't think it should. Yeah. But I think there there are still some Hollywood bigwigs that are old school. There are some Hollywood big wigs that are gonna try to typecast them. ⁓ he's yeah he's gay. Okay, let's put him in these movies now. Now he's only doing rom coms or you know what I mean? Like What about though ⁓ one of your favorite characters of all time, mine too Barney, bro, Barney, in real life, he's gay. He played the straightest, most pimp dude of all time on how I met your mother. Remember that? Barney the dinosaur. No, Dy Barney the dinosaur is gayish. ⁓ Bar ⁓ yeah, Barney's Barney. One of the greatest characters of all time. And did you ever think like, ⁓ I can't watch this because I th he's really gay in real life? No, you like, ⁓ yeah, I mean he sold you on it, right? So it shouldn't affect To like unless you're only playing gay characters and it's like, okay, I'm I'm typecasting this guy as gay, but other than that, a gay guy should be able to play a straight guy. A straight guy should be able to play a gay guy. ⁓ you know what I mean? Like, I don't see why that should you know, if you're a good actor, you can convince me of anything. Or I the homeboy from ⁓ Modern Family, Cam. Yeah, yeah. Well it was reverse, right? The the Cam is not gay, but the other guy is gay, right? The other guy is gay. The other guy is gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well in the In the show, yeah, yeah, Cam is like the chick, the female, and the other guy is yeah, he's super like super gay. Super gay, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right. So we both feel the same. We're we're, you know, like it shouldn't affect it shouldn't affect ⁓ it shouldn't affect people. Okay. So same story now. Here's my second one. This is more just like a personal thing. So imagine you're like one of their friends or you're like maybe ⁓ an acquaintance and you're like, damn, these mother fools are back in Lake Cuomo all together, all these stars. And you're like, why wasn't I invited? Have you ever gone through something like that where you're with a group? These are your friends too, but you never get that invite. And are you starting to wonder, like, man, is it me? Like, yeah, I probably can't go. I got a family, I got kids, I got sports, I got so I know I can't really go, but damn, it'd be nice to get a little bit of an invite. I might want to go where I want to go where throw my thong around town around Lake Cuomo too. You know what I mean? Like, do you think that ⁓ there's people even in like movie stars like that are like Have that FOMO, like God, why wasn't I invited? Like, what do you got to do to get to that A list? Like, have you ever gone through anything like that? Or maybe you've been the one that a has ex been excluding. Maybe it like me that didn't get the invite. Like, ⁓ damn, there's Louie and and Laura and Mike, and they're all in Cabo, and I'm over here in Palm Day. They're all in Cabo and I'm over here sitting down switting my thumbs. ⁓ I've I've actually I've actually been on both sides of that. What do you think? I've been I've been where I didn't get invited. There was there was a time early in in in my relationship with Laura when we first started dating. Uh-huh. Where ⁓ I started noticing like I was only getting invited to like like kid parties. I wasn't necessarily getting invited to like the like let's say they had a party at a or whatever for like adults or like we're gonna be at a bar or we're gonna be here. and it was like, ⁓ well, I didn't get the invite. But you know, when when the when the birthday parties for the kids came along and ⁓ we're gonna be at ⁓ Scooter's jungle, ⁓ cool, we're just roll there. Yeah. So I mean I kinda but I also kind of I didn't I didn't really mind it because yeah, there was probably a lot of stuff that I flaked on. And there was a lot of stuff that I just didn't go to. So I I understand that part, but like you said, I mean it kind of you know, you will still invite me and let me tell you no. But also like I remember thinking like, ⁓ they probably need like a like a a headcount or they need like a VIP list and you know, they're trying not to put me if I don't go 'cause I haven't gone to the last whatever. So I got that part. ⁓ There's there's also been times where I just I haven't invited certain people just cause, you know, certain certain situations, certain things came up before, kind of get you on that list. So it sounds like for you, being invited and inviting people kind of just depends on the circumstance, the type of party, you know, where it's at, ⁓ all that kind of stuff. It doesn't necessarily mean like, well, I don't like you 'cause I'm not inviting you. It's just I I maybe I'm I maybe I'm thinking you won't even fit in and you won't wanna come to this kind of you know what I So maybe it's not always like, ⁓ I didn't get invited. Like they don't like maybe we shouldn't take it so personal when you're not invited. Instead it's just like, All right, well, you know, maybe they didn't feel like I would have a good time or they didn't want to bother me with this type of party. But now if it's a party like a party bus and I ain't invited, I'm gonna have some problems, brother. I'm like, you know, even ⁓ gonna go. I'll go to that, bro. Hell yeah. I love those, bro. I love the park big. I get up on the pole, I start twerking, all that sh bro. I get all into it. Yeah. All right. So yeah, yeah. So anyway, so that that's that was I saw that story and I was just like, damn, imagine you're one of these guys' friends and you don't get these fools are all having a good time. Male models. I guess you get to just take a model with you, like sh that's a sure sign you're getting in. Hell yeah. So, anyways, that was my question. ⁓ okay, second story, and this is your story. You sent this to me during the middle of the week, and I was like, wait, what is he talking about? ⁓ because you said ⁓ eagle drama. So I'm like, hey, this fool talking about like a new movie or a play? Nah, bro, you're talking about real animals, real eagles cue the that eagle sound I have. So apparently what are eagles? They're mammals, right? Those are mammals too, like us, right? Or birds. They're birds. Birds. But apparently ⁓ yeah, because you know I bet you that's why they call chicks chicken heads. ⁓ yeah, she's another it's another chicken head, bro, because we are so similar to birds. So let me break down the story and then you jump in if I'm getting anything incorrect because you sent it to me and I was like, ⁓ damn, that's crazy. So apparently I don't know where it is. It looks like it's in California, maybe, and maybe in like mammoth or some sh there's an a bald eagle that just had a family. This fool. These chicks, these bait or I don't know what they call ⁓ baby eags, baby eaglets. are still in the ⁓ are still in the nursery, the the nest, bro. And apparently I don't know if this is just common amongst eagles or this is just this eagle is raw dog. This is like the the you know the DMX of all eagles. This fool don't give a f but this eagle brought in another chick eagle into their home While so while the wife or maybe they're not even wifed up, which that makes a lot of sense. Maybe it's just he just knocked this chick up, but he's I ain't really feeling her. But I gotta be down. Yeah, but I gotta be there for the kids, bro. You know what I mean? I gotta be that I gotta I'm that baby daddy. I don't want to be paid child support, so I'm gonna show up forty percent fifty percent of the time. But anyway, so he brings in another chick eagle into their home, into their nest, into their tree, whatever, while the wife is still over here nursing the babies. Finally, I think Think right, the wife gets pissed off, or the chick, the mom gets pissed off. Like, you know what? Bro, you're dis you're being disrespectful, bro. I I I I haven't even got rid of my baby weight, you know what I mean? That I put on from having your damn kids, and you already brought in another hoe, another side chick, another side chick into the into the into the nest, giving her the prime spot. So I think you said right the mom eagle attacked the other chick eagle. And then I don't know what happened I don't know what happened after that, but my question to you is. Is it is this just like a gift? Not even a gift. Is this just a curse of being a male? Like you're always trying to you're always horny. You're always trying to bang and it's like we're fighting our instincts. Cause look at the animal. This eagle's like, hey, I'm an eagle, bro. I'm on top of the food chain up here in the sky. I'm gonna do what I have to do, homeboy. He's the Lion King of the sky. Is it is it just that? It's just like if you can get away with it, like if we were men and we were brave enough to stand up to our women, we would Also we would also try to get away with it? Or ⁓ you know what I mean? Is this just human nature? Like, are we doomed? Talk to me. ⁓ talk to me, Louie, because you're the one that sent me this story. And I was like, damn, these eagles are living like these these evil eagles are living more raw than us, bro. I only I only sent it to you because it was drama and I know you like drama. You're one of the soap opera cings. Hell yeah. So I will say this like Obviously these are these are animals and they have animal instincts and the same thing we have like human urges. ⁓ yeah. I think it's the it's the equivalent of like an eagle that has to like walk everywhere. ⁓ okay. All right, go. And then it looks up and it's like, Man, my my brothers over there are soaring. Yeah. So I want to soar too, right? So they go do this, they soar. And I mean it it it's called ⁓ survival, bro. He's just trying to procreate. Yeah, I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. Because they're there are endangered. So Yeah, they're trying to do their part, bro. If you're an endangered bald eagle. ⁓ yeah. And you got that you got that magic potent juice? And you're just trying to drop it as much as you can so you can populate? Hell yeah. He's trying to populate the earth. So then it's so then it's okay, you're saying. Yeah, it's okay for an eagle to do it. What about us? 'Cause that that's always what I say. I'm trying to populate. I'm trying to populate. You gotta control your urges, bro. Okay, how about this though? Why why do we have to control our urges? Apparently eagles can do it. I mean, they're still populating. I'm sure he survived still he survived sh the the mom probably chased off the chick, but why why can't you have your cake and eat it too? I I think if if you go out to Ireland and you fly away, I think you're you can do whatever you want. Okay. Okay. ⁓ but you're saying I'm and you fly and you land you land on your face? You're gonna come inside and you're gonna be like, Daez, my face, give me a band-aid, right? That's why you gotta be that's why you gotta be and then a a true one, homeboy. And then if she wants to be like, nah, F you, you you wanted to go out, good luck, now I gotta I gotta deal with those consequences. So I I get I get what you're saying. It's all choices. It's all so that eagle had a choice too. That eagle's like, nah, bro, I gotta Nah that eagle just knew he had to go on to the next, bro. Do you think also you know how they say the altitude affects you, you think it affects our brains up there? Like his eagle just they're all tweaked out. This eagle's like, hey, Maybe he's not used to flying that high or what that's I'm just saying, like, you know what I Maybe you know what? Maybe that's it. He like couldn't see and, you know, when eyes are blurry, the the little bald head or whatever, the other female eagle is looked the same as the other one. So just jumped on it. It do you think He's a victim? Yeah, do you think it's that horrible? I'm not saying for humans, but like for that eagle. Like For that mom eagle. Obviously, once she raises the kids and gets them little suckers out of here, he's gonna be like, ⁓ you know, when she gets back in the gym and she starts flying again and she starts looking good, that fool's gonna be like, all right, I'm gonna creep back in here. Why I mean do you believe in the whole in the old saying that like men view S E X in case there's any kids watching, but like they view sexual stuff. more men view it more as just it's just a a a physical act. Whereas like if I'm in love, then I'm in love. But like it hey, it's almost just like handling it myself. Like I just sometimes I gotta do it. You know what I mean? Like do you think it's the same kind of thing for these egos? The eagle's like, hey bro, I I gotta get this out, you know, and right now you're nursing. I don't want to, you know, I don't want to bother you. I don't want to you know Yeah, I know I gotta Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I gotta get this I gotta get this curse out of you know, I gotta get this ⁓ this bad juju out of me. I gotta get it out. It's poison. It's poison basically. It's overwhelming me. I gotta go. Like if we look at it medically, I think then you can maybe you know what I mean? Maybe you. The eagle's a victim of circumstance. Yeah, it just sucks that they made an eagle that big That bald, able to fly, able to control the skies. Then it's like, nah, but you gotta have one chick for your whole life. The f I'm an eagle, bro. I'm an eagle. I could fly to Alaska tomorrow. Yeah, I'll go I'm gonna have to go to Alaska and get you a salmon, bro, straight out of the you know what I mean? Bring us straight back here to California. That's how much I care for you. But guess what? Along the way I might stop in a roffler or two, you know what I'm saying? All right, all right. Come on, let's let's not get it get ourselves in any. Okay, last story. ⁓ have you been I just I'm just happening I can't be looking on ⁓ on TMZ. Did you hear ⁓ Diddy got into a fight in prison and then they still moved his his release date up? Who else gets into a fight in prison? They say, All right, yeah, we're gonna let you out another six months early. Me, right here. And why is that fool getting into fights in prison, bro? That ain't but I they said that he held his own. 'Cause I always thought Diddy couldn't fight. He looks like a little but bro, why would you be in prison getting into fights? Like you could get shanked, you could get jumped next week. Like why if I'm Diddy, I'm just keeping my mouth shut. I'm signing autographs. I'm telling everybody, hey, when I get out of here, I'm gonna send you, you know, I'm gonna send you every C D I got. You know what I I'm gonna sign C Ds, I'm gonna send I'm gonna be doing all that stuff. Why are you getting into fights in prison? Did you see that? Let me ask you this. Yeah. You think he's in you think he's in ⁓ general population? He can't be. So it's like he has to be in some he has to be in some little segregated unit. You know they have those units where it's like softer few. Yeah, something like that. So he's still getting ⁓ okay, you're right. So it was probably some little it was probably some or something. Okay. Yeah, 'cause you're right. In general population, he ain't pulling that BS. Yeah, not hell. They have messed him up, Don. Okay. All right, cool. ⁓ that Nolan Wells still I don't know what's happening. Like that's It's just crazy they can't figure out what happened to that kid. I don't even want to get into all that, but I think it's that they can't. It's that they don't want to. You think? You think it's that old old Mississippi? Old Mississippi. Yeah. ⁓ how about this? Do you like Cardi B? Really? So I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, damn, she's dope. And then sometimes like all those tattoos like her whole leg is tattooed. I'm kinda like, yeah, but Yeah, he will slow down, bro. ⁓ sorry, sorry. She's in the Dominican Republic in a bikini and it looks pretty good. ⁓ I'm not gonna lie. But anyways, okay. Last story. So I know you hate this guy. I don't know why. He's maybe the most perfect mammal of all no, these aren't mammals. What are these? They are mammals. Their mammals. ⁓ punch turned one today. And you know what? I haven't even seen any new stories. But I heard that he's like he broke up with his chick. He still has his little stuffed animal. But like life is just kind of boring now. It's just kind of going on. Like, what do you think about the life of somebody? I guess that's kind of like prison, huh? Like, what would you do if you Louie, tomorrow you get locked up? I don't want to say for what, but you get locked up for 15 years. You get into prison, ⁓ are you gonna find yourself a little something for the side? Or are you just gonna live quietly? Well, I mean, what do you how are you gonna approach prison for the next ten years? ⁓ the way my little boy Punch has done. I got two words for you, dog. Yeah. Fifi. That's it. Fifi? Six nine? You're gonna rat you're gonna rat everybody out? No, fool, a fifi. That's how I'm gonna survive jail. What's a fifi? Look it up. Look it up when you're done. All right. Okay. It's basically it's basically punch without the smile and the fluff. Shut. Okay. But anyway, so Punch turned one today. I still my heart still goes out to him. I don't hear that many stories anymore. ⁓ that's jacked up his ch I think his chick was just out for like fame. And then as soon as it kind of the story started dying, she dumped him. So that's sad. So ⁓ good luck, Punch on turning ⁓ congrats on turning one. ⁓ I hope your next year is full of ⁓ Misery. Full full of full of joy full of prosperity. I was thinking joy. Full of joy and prosperity. But ⁓ yeah, bro, that's it. That's it. Hey, couple of ⁓ a couple of stories. ⁓ and that's it, Uncle. That's how we do the quickie style. In, we're out, and ⁓ hopefully we leave you thinking to yourself, damn, I didn't I didn't think about it that way. I didn't think about it that but that makes sense. Hey, the unk the unknown. The Unk is always logical. He's always, he always brings that common sense, bro. And I always bring the little stupidity. But Unk rails me in. After I talk to Unk, I'm like, yeah, all right, that makes sense, brother. So ⁓ he's right, I guess. Whatever. But ⁓ anyways, Unk, thank you, brother. Appreciate you. ⁓ our next show, what are we doing? ⁓ comedy, which is hey, everybody needs to have a good laugh here and there when you're down. Even even if you're not down, like who the hell doesn't want to laugh, bro? Why do they have comedy shows? You know, every time I go on a cruise, it's the first thing I do. ⁓ when's the comedy show? I'm gonna go check it out. Like everybody loves to laugh. That's our next show. What makes you laugh? Who makes you laugh? Favorite movies, favorite TV shows. We're talking about it all next on The Gentleman's Hour. All right on thank you, brother. I appreciate you.