Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 325: Just Thurl (feat. Swave)
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- 0:00White ass name. Wow fast fast yo, Okay, all right, because
- 0:20you knew that's how you feel. He was talking crazy on my name,
- 0:23but he was saying I wasn't speak, I wasn't hit the button enough,
- 0:27they was saying. They were saying, Mikey, Josy, Mikey, he's
- 0:31not really smashing the button like you used to. And I like, I
- 0:34think it's to that ship like that. They're gonna tell me what I don't
- 0:44what's the intro on? You probably won't be annoyed, you like I was
- 0:49sitting all there for no reason. It's for a great reason. I was
- 0:52sitting here for thirty five minutes for no reason listening nigga, just hit the
- 0:57fucking buttonh Yeah, all right, we have a time on anyway. You
- 1:12don't know, but you never knew that worry about nothing, don't you know?
- 1:18You're right right. You don't be knowing what goes on the other side
- 1:19of that couch, you know, because they're so secretive over there, they
- 1:23kind of are. I don't see them one of my laptop. I don't
- 1:26know what you got going on over there all the time. I think that
- 1:30people be playing Tetris or some ship that's one of my favorite games. You
- 1:33playing frog. I know, I know that you strikements a like brain games.
- 1:38Just it's not even do you play a lot, don't you? Nah?
- 1:42He does the daily word. I do word wordle. I like wordle.
- 1:47I fell off on world, but then I came back a little bit
- 1:49cool, Like I'll be on a plane doing that. Word is the John
- 1:53that comes out every day? Right? You only play once a day?
- 1:56Once it day? The New York Times they got at by the way.
- 2:00I just learned that. Yeah, like they got different games that you can
- 2:04play my fault. No, what's that game? We're keeping it? No,
- 2:09you know what I do? Like it's a sports one where it's like
- 2:12they put the grin on there. Yeah, what they be like, Oh
- 2:15we need I guess San Francisco forty nine er they had a thousand yards play.
- 2:21Then we need a person to play for the Cardinals and the Bengals.
- 2:25That's what I'll be doing brain exercises when they do a college one is over?
- 2:31Is that you got it? You got I can name all the fucking
- 2:34logos and ship that's called autism. A little bit, a little bit I
- 2:40want to tap into. I told you put that green wave yeah, I'm
- 2:47putting Cincinnati. I'm gonna put a puzzle piece of my in my bible.
- 2:53What's going on everybody? How doodly, it's still not that serious podcast,
- 2:59also known in some circles is the greatest podcast in the motherfucking world. And
- 3:04I happen to be one of your host Big mic Kenan's in the building.
- 3:10Lamkay, doctor all right, so he like doctor waf ain't gonna go.
- 3:15We have officially doubled our six foot plus dark skint quota. You know what
- 3:23I'm saying, we're going for. We're going for something new here. Actually,
- 3:25what I'm trying to do is the not that Serious Empire. I'm trying
- 3:29to start a wave of like uh dain some Idris clones. I'm gonna just
- 3:37send him out there, have him breed. Okay, I'm gonna send them
- 3:46out there. I'm hav him breed with different ladies, and I'm gonna just
- 3:49make a whole bunch of snowfalls out here, pretty much. I mean,
- 3:54hey, man, somebody else gotta make some money off the pie. Okay,
- 4:00you're like white teas. Don't you put you in white a regular white
- 4:04team and a man put you in a white tea, get you get you
- 4:06make me some money? Okay, sure, yes on that shout out to
- 4:12Spotify Streaker, shout out the black and black bro and black I would think
- 4:21I would actually be would a thousand percent if they if black, send an
- 4:26email, I'm responding, I don't never go into email. Unlimited white teas
- 4:31and probably like white teas and white women, white teas and white women.
- 4:36Two whites to whites. I'm not going to take them both. That's too
- 4:43many. You might try to fight me for it to the like gladiator stuff.
- 4:49Two niggas in the sandpit with one pencil to the death, to the
- 4:57death to the white women, go to the spoils, go to Victor.
- 5:02But what's going on, y'all? Not that his podcast shout out to you
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- 5:30lay out of YouTube videos, better make noise when I touch this, all
- 5:34right, I'll shut up then, so yeah, no, shut up,
- 5:39Just stop touching it. That's what you mean, That's what I meant.
- 5:42Okay, my bad. I know it's hot. Everybody, you know,
- 5:47keep keep your head level. Heads will prevaire. I promise his patience,
- 5:54extended his patients then, but we had to walk down in mind. Now
- 6:02it's fine, it's fine, No, it's fine. Gonna introduce the guests
- 6:05now, yeah, yeah, introduced the guests down here. You're better off
- 6:10doing that. Its just a guess what's his name? I don't know where
- 6:15I'll get here? What's he doing? Sarai? He's about an hour away
- 6:19from the beach, in forty minutes, actually forty minutes him. No,
- 6:28I was yeah, yeah, I didn't feel like you're gonna find a way
- 6:30to talk about it. Yeah, we got we got swave in the building.
- 6:35Yeah, what's going on? Man? TikTok, TikTok's finest sweet.
- 6:45Yeah, I appreciate that. In No, yo, bro, I'm gonna
- 6:48tell you something right here, nigga, you're hilarious. Shout nigga, on
- 6:56TikTok that stole his laugh too, what'll be crazy. It's a few people
- 7:01that I've seen on that that do that. They were trying that ship like
- 7:05I was seeing that when the niggas laugh is they was like they were like
- 7:10I went to the store today and you know, asked me for somebody else,
- 7:15like I broke you know what me up? That was cool with it.
- 7:18Then there was a Middle Eastern board that didst like that said, bro,
- 7:27you know it's impossible for you to this is back of the bus laugh.
- 7:30You can't do that. This was this was for us like everybody else,
- 7:36I'm doing the line somewhere that that was the thing that's crazy. Sound
- 7:44changed up his whole accident and all that, watching the rest of his videos,
- 7:46like you can do it that that's crazy, Like talking about I've been
- 8:00pr pr great. We love to hear it. That's crazy. So I
- 8:11didn't know. I didn't even know I was a thing. But shout out
- 8:13to you. I guess when you made it for real? Niggas are how
- 8:16many how many follows you at right now? Uh? I think three times?
- 8:20Like three times dang good numbers on my fourth page? Really really,
- 8:26I just told you, I keep getting bad like I thought you meant like
- 8:31being from TikTok. I didn't know he was clipping your whole account. It
- 8:33was taking them. I have to figure out how to go about it.
- 8:39I didn't even think it was that bad, but like I'm just saying,
- 8:41it's yeah, it's just certain ship, like you gotta leep out, yeah,
- 8:46or you just gotta figure out the way around it. I really,
- 8:50I don't don't leave out nothing. Yeah, no, I really like your
- 8:54videos. Man, It's is funny and ship. And then it makes it
- 8:56even bad at you from around the way because more niggas you see on TikTok
- 9:01and may be funny or like somebody like black, especially they from Houston or
- 9:05Land in New York. Maybe you don't never sign somebody much less Jersey,
- 9:11say South Jersey, Philly area, that's like okay, right around the corner,
- 9:16like and then you could definitely hear it obviously when you talk, but
- 9:20very violently. They don't be knowing. I'm like, oh yeah, maybe
- 9:24thinking I'm from anywhere. I don't be Philly. Philly don't pop up.
- 9:28That's crazy, Like the only thing I would think of other than Philly maybe,
- 9:33And I mean a slight maybe could be like Baltimore, that's even that's
- 9:39distinct, but it could just be Maryland. There's a lot of Philly people
- 9:45out there. Like Maryland, there's a lot of Philly people out there.
- 9:46So it's like, you know, it could be that leak over two hours,
- 9:52hour and a half. Yeah, if you really like you know how
- 9:56to get through that traffic. Yeah, I just shit like but yeah,
- 10:03so you've been doing this for a minute, right, what's what would you
- 10:07say? Like the video you saw, like the one you did was like,
- 10:09all right, niggas is I got traction? Man? I was that
- 10:13happened like within my first like ten videos. God damn Okay. At first
- 10:20my page was just like I I designed clothes and I do like marketing for
- 10:24brands and stuff like that and make videos. So at first, like I
- 10:26was just like trying to upload dumb type videos on my page. I'm like,
- 10:31yeah, I'm gonna just be one of them people that make like cool
- 10:33little videos about like upload the brand videos and it's gonna go up. Then
- 10:39I was like, man, this is not going up. It's time for
- 10:43a rebrand. Yeah, Like and I never wanted to. I never wanted
- 10:48to not be successful in the ship that I'm doing. So I'm like,
- 10:50bro, I look like aware though, I'm just on this joint. And
- 10:52then Philly everything gay till it's not like, oh you on that gas app
- 10:58and you not even going everything really like that's fucking crazy. He's right though,
- 11:09you know, everything's definitely pants. Yeah. I made one video by
- 11:15my man as we went to his basketball game. He was hooping for Temple
- 11:18at the time and they would not put him in and he nice and ship.
- 11:22So I just made a video of me like commenting on a game.
- 11:24I feel like I've seen that by the time we walked to the crib that
- 11:28had like one hundred and thirty thousand, Like god damn, I feel like
- 11:31I seen that. And then after that I was just like okay, like,
- 11:35oh no, my bad. I made one video before that, so
- 11:37like with them my first five videos, I made one video walking to the
- 11:41poppy store acting like I was a white girl. I had the little like
- 11:43the music and you have the voice changer on it. No, it was
- 11:48just me talking in a high pitched voice. I was like, I was
- 11:54like, you gotta come to this West Philly gym. No, I'm not
- 11:56talking about will Smith House and then that shiit justing up. But then people
- 12:01was like, oh, that's you talking. I was like, damn,
- 12:05I fucked up. That don't sound like a six seven nigga talking about because
- 12:11I showed what I was wearing. I had on something like fourteen master the
- 12:20feet they said, I keep checking the audio and then people start coming to
- 12:24my Poppy started talking about I only came here because I saw that you got
- 12:28the egg and cheese is Keith Lee. Yeah, start gate keeping too,
- 12:35That's what he was talking about. The shoes. He was like, oh,
- 12:39yeah, I tell you, just start going up. Nah, I
- 12:43would say real quick and we can get into it right now. That your
- 12:48favorite video that I did that you did recently, the scaring the hose ones.
- 12:52Oh my god, you've seen the ones now, so you know how
- 12:58you're scaring the holes is like men scaring women. And one hip on TikTok
- 13:03was talking about how men like women can't do that to men, what scared
- 13:07niggas. Yeah, definitely exactly, but they said, she said, we
- 13:13can't do it because like niggas, most niggas are still crack or they still
- 13:16do whatever. But like that don't mean just because you pipe don't mean that
- 13:22you that we still like we enjoy your company. Like, yeah, there's
- 13:26so many women out here, women that don't like them. Why don't they
- 13:31like you? Because you're probably scary. That should be funny when you fuck
- 13:35with somebody you don't like the bed Like I'm an animal, this brom keep
- 13:43myself. I was definitely like yo, Like I don't know if it's like
- 13:46I don't like them, but I know like I don't like them as much
- 13:50as I should be, Like as much time as I dedicate to this,
- 13:54I'm putting in way more than I'm getting out. No, every situations like
- 13:58like your mom came to maigg a certain mad. Yeah I'm watch this and
- 14:03you be mad and ship. Yeah that's how I be feeling sometimes, Like
- 14:05as soon as we've done fucking, it's like, so what are you?
- 14:13Oh my god? What's even? What? What show is this? Oh
- 14:18my god? I talking like I'm just gonna leave, Like I'm hungry.
- 14:24I'm hungry for my freedom. You've asked him, I ain't you know what
- 14:30they neither? Now you're hungry. It's African's hungry right now, Like the
- 14:35kitchen in your house be irritated as hell. Oh my god, No,
- 14:41yeah, I'm not even going yeah, I'm just trying to explain, like
- 14:43in a funny way to societal differences, like or what scaring the horse in
- 14:48tails? Now? I saw one of them, one of the ones you
- 14:54said was wrong place, like to sections in the wrong place, which is
- 15:01a thousand percent A thousand percent is true, Like they just be picking the
- 15:07wrong time to be Like it's like they never get to turn it on.
- 15:11I think my theory is like women don't ever have to turn it on,
- 15:15so when they do, it's just it's literally rusty. It's like a basketball
- 15:18player that never hoop. And then they just want to go out just start
- 15:20hitting threes and they think everything they stroke is going like you like, no,
- 15:26you need to do some stretches for you, do a couple of laps,
- 15:31like do some layup lines. Don't just come and trying to do yourself.
- 15:35Oops. A lot of girls don't got good g Like they just walk
- 15:39up to you and it's either they gonna say something that's just like so generic,
- 15:43like hey, what's your name, but like saying with like a little
- 15:46inflection the voice, like what are they gonna grab pipe? Okay, have
- 15:52you been physically assaulted before? No? No, I've never feel like you
- 15:58had out No, because you see friendly like that, like girls couple just
- 16:00kind of touching you. I've never been physic I've been verbally assaulted. All
- 16:06right, Oh yeah, you told I told you multiple times. The yeah,
- 16:10the old lady went back back when I was bartender, and the lady
- 16:12asked me what was in my pocket? And I was like my phone over
- 16:15here, my notepad over here. It's like no, no, no,
- 16:18what's in your front pocket? And I'm like, I'm gonna leave you alone
- 16:22something. I'm not a kangaroo. What front pocket? Bitch? What are
- 16:25you talking about? The behama said, what the fuck? The physical was?
- 16:30They'll never be advertising to me, that's like, hmm, you were
- 16:36like a seat that wasn't even Yeah, pussy was the first I wanted to
- 16:41that was gonna real media. My name is, My name is Michael.
- 16:47I. How you doing? Not getting yeah, just getting groped up.
- 16:52It's never what y'all think. It is, like nigga, there's there's niggas
- 16:55out there who would like go crazy over that. It's fifty fifty for me.
- 16:57I ain't gonna lie fifty catch me on the right day. I guess,
- 17:00yeah, I guess it depends on it. It depends on who it
- 17:03is and what I'm doing. That's what I would say for me, So,
- 17:08all right, what are you doing where? It's like, all right,
- 17:11this is okay. Where are you at that? That's okay for you.
- 17:12If I'm just walking on the street and somebody just grabbed the meat or
- 17:17not, like where do you got to be that that's okay for you?
- 17:21All right? How can I explain it? So saying I'm at the party
- 17:25right and I'm djaying. If I'm not djaying, like if I'm just at
- 17:30the party and it just happened, like I'm probably off the honey anyway.
- 17:34But if i'm djaying, if I'm working, which it has happened, I'm
- 17:38trying to fucking focus, bitch, Like why are you? I don't like
- 17:41that somebody came behind the table djying scratched. I'm like, oh, I
- 17:52think it could be a right or wrong place. It's just for me.
- 17:53It's a mindset thing, just having a morale talking about like you feel like
- 18:02you do a multible speech. It's just a mindset like you're just having a
- 18:07grab what you just a little pipe? Grab? Get your day started?
- 18:11Right about dragon balls? Is kid? Please explain to me you mean the
- 18:18sound? Hey, that's how that should be picked up. Damn, catch
- 18:26this little pull grab get the muscles flex stuff like, okay, knowing something,
- 18:33doing something attractive on somebody got something I could go on, life is
- 18:41worth living, said, Damn, somebody just really wanted to grab pipe.
- 18:45I'm just doing something out here, extravagant. I don't even know. I
- 18:49thought I'll just be in me. No. Women definitely. Women definitely say
- 18:55the wildest things that they like. That's like, like that's just normal.
- 18:59You to just be like like that's gonna work. Like you're gonna walk past
- 19:03me and not ask me my name. I didn't even see you, to
- 19:06be honest, like, no, I had no intentions of this conversation.
- 19:10This is right here is a violation of my rights. I don't want this.
- 19:12You're not gonna say nothing to me. No, I didn't say anything
- 19:15to you, So you like you don't see me. Yeah, that was
- 19:18the player. I just keep acting, keep playing rule my performance. Man,
- 19:26So I'm ruined the play. Women. I'm trying to think what I
- 19:30was on the list. I think you said that they're too smarter they know
- 19:34it all. No, that's what That's just annoying, they that know it
- 19:41all as too smart. I'm like, no, no, no, don't
- 19:45be smart. They just be fucking talking. Shut out. Sometimes they just
- 19:48want to sit chill, like I don't need that factory right now. Yeah,
- 19:51like, oh my god, we were about to like about two seconds
- 19:56away from like getting into the goop. Like well, actually, you know,
- 20:00Tyler Perry didn't really direct that all bitch, shut up, shut up.
- 20:06Actually it was Boris Kadjo, not the other actor. You're thinking of
- 20:08somebody, I'm thinking you need to get the fuck out. You're thinking of
- 20:14the one with the bad way, Yeah, like did you know he's married?
- 20:18To get out of my head, like please leave, Oh my god,
- 20:29they're not Women can definitely scare the niggas. Never think that you can't
- 20:33please the women that listen. Don't ever think that you can't scare niggas,
- 20:36and like especially and it be the woman to be like women never like like
- 20:40I approach me all the time, and I never I never get any response
- 20:45like yeah, because you're probably coming in hot. You're coming in hot,
- 20:48like coming in hot, you're driving down the pink like Lebron. You need
- 20:52to finis the game a little bit. And then just to be honest,
- 20:55like the way society set up, you gotta be like a real real like
- 21:00where though or blunt person just like turn a woman down. It could be
- 21:03somebody. I'm not a check it to that all, but just to keep
- 21:07it respectful, I'm be like, oh yeah see see see that's standard.
- 21:11That's that's what we call the standard that doubles because you won't just be ignoring
- 21:17Jones. I'm talking about real life, real life. Yeah, I mean
- 21:21you don't just be okay sometimes like if they too far and I'm hearing them
- 21:25say something because like if I walk, he's a liar. He's a liar.
- 21:30He's a liar. You know why. I know he's a liar.
- 21:33And this Nigga's own video, he said, roll the footage. It's him
- 21:37very much ignoring a woman. He's trying his back like he's looking away like
- 21:41this from the bit. Now granted she's all in his face like she's like
- 21:48here with it, like rubbing, but he's like okay, all right.
- 21:52I mean like that nigga, he the thing he didn't do is because if
- 22:00I tell you something one time and you don't take the head, I'm gonna
- 22:03just break down, Like I just I just stood talked about there's nothing to
- 22:07talk about. But I told her initially, I'm like yeah, no,
- 22:12no, it's just kept going. That's another thing. They can't take rejection
- 22:19at all. Now, it's really bad. Okay, freshman, you can't
- 22:26fresh and because niggas definitely can't. I'm saying, but it's known that niggas
- 22:33can't. We advertise that. I guess you know, technic, we can't
- 22:37even touch that because men can know they can't. They kill women. They
- 22:40kill women. So it's like when they do take rejection, like yo,
- 22:48they're gonna take it the nine in the ten yards like you definitely gay,
- 22:52you're gay, not even like no, I don't want to talk now,
- 22:56you don't want to talk to me. I'm never gonna talk to you like
- 22:59you now you're blocked everything I can't straight isolation man, like about how about
- 23:06forever? That's good. Now you'll be like you can't talk to me now,
- 23:11and tomorrow and the next day and the next will be like that.
- 23:15Definitely, the unset messages, that's like d MS and ship like just don't
- 23:19respond to it, like send it and then take it back because I didn't
- 23:23respond. Because he can't respond, I'm like trying to save face. They
- 23:29are like I still you still type it out like something you can't take back
- 23:33the shame. I ain't gonna be taking back there s you don't don't you
- 23:45just pull up and go to the God keep giving all this technology. Yeah,
- 23:52ages, they gave us that ship for a reason. I'm gonna because
- 23:57it's like, you don't really get practice for shooting your shot at bad hold,
- 24:02so sometimes you got it. That was my practice. That was the
- 24:04wrong move. I said, I'm gonna come back later. I never thought
- 24:07of it. But why did I put up that shot at three thirty five
- 24:10in the morning. That was weird? This ship was a bad shot.
- 24:14Send it by far fifty. But we're gonna get back to nine pm.
- 24:17The problem the problem again, though, what's the problem with it? Was
- 24:22like it don't take away the fact, like they still see that you did
- 24:25that, and they're gonna and they're gonna do the same thing. I do.
- 24:26Act like they didn't see it. When I say the right thing what
- 24:30I'm saying. Sometimes you just say the wrong thing, like these are lessons.
- 24:33You saw her d M and say you look good. Hey, Like
- 24:37she didn't want to hear that ship at three o'clock in the morning. You
- 24:40gotta come back later, you look hay. At five pm after words,
- 24:45she did that pick up, I said, I said it at three o'clock
- 24:57in the morning, and I see it a story post of her with her
- 25:00dress on going outside. She look good. Everybody saw that. I say.
- 25:04At five pm, she worked with kids. She got the chocolate milk,
- 25:08staying all on, hair fucked up from last night, and I'm like,
- 25:14who could steal now? She might really need that pick up. Oh
- 25:18thank you? Like you so nice? Oh you really brightened my day.
- 25:22These kids really get on my nerves this wrong time. At first I had
- 25:25to come back around that it is strategic, okay, okay, I was
- 25:29quarter three, not the beginning of the shot clock at the end of the
- 25:30shot. Yeah, okay, are you taking a half court shot? Even
- 25:34if you do that, you do that with you do that with four seconds
- 25:40like seconds on the shot clock. Why are you shooting that? It's not
- 25:42a good shot. I bet you. They take them shots back, they're
- 25:45taking them back. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I feel like Nick,
- 25:49you got a few want y'all standing on everything. Yeah, I was
- 25:53never really a DM slider. And if I did sign to the DM,
- 25:59eating too cool. No, I just never did it. That wasn't signing.
- 26:03You're not signing like randomly, what was you doing? How was you?
- 26:08How was you? How was you initiate? Just outside organically? Yeah
- 26:12organically yeah, wow, you're old school player. I get your number on
- 26:18this piece of paper, my head. Person. I just never spoke.
- 26:26But once we met in person, now that was cool. But don't that
- 26:29don't you feel like you're just keeping a real regional with that, a little
- 26:33bit region like me? Like, I don't know, bro, you like
- 26:37the outreach. I don't care where are you at? I can tell you
- 26:41in the Alaska like I'm pulling up if I see a bitch in Alaska,
- 26:44i'mna follow on the shoot listen, bro. That's why I went to Bumble
- 26:48because they got to send the first message the Bumble Ship. Cool. I
- 26:52was on that and my freshman year of college. If you go to p
- 26:55W, I definitely get on one of them apps, like it's just necessary.
- 26:59But no, yeah, I definitely spent a lot of time side scrob
- 27:03side swiping the whites, and my thumb got very tired. So if that's
- 27:07what you went to day on there the best on his hands. Actually he
- 27:11is the best. John I never, I never. Yeah, because Mike
- 27:18had bad my hate his profile was just asked God, I think that's what
- 27:23it was. We went over, had a bad profile. It was a
- 27:29bad set answers and ship. Yeah. It was like when you put on
- 27:36your chili dog and some stupid like that. It was a bad bad It
- 27:42was like, what is this bro? Was chowing too much personality? You
- 27:45know, he wasn't showing you, wasn't showing end up on there was he
- 27:49was showing his right personal I thought that was gonna get it, like,
- 27:53yeah, it was a roller. It was he he didn't know. He
- 27:57didn't he didn't know that he didn't have his funny ship. He wasn't displaying
- 28:04his funny. I don't know what it was bad, but I wasn't getting
- 28:07We took one look at that and was like, oh, I see why
- 28:10this is ain't working. Yeah, you just gotta started off real strong with
- 28:14that first picture and everything else you worse. You see, make sure the
- 28:18first one scaring me too, because like on TikTok, this was a trend
- 28:22for a little while, it would be chick screen screen recording them just going
- 28:26through niggas engines and just critiquing it like no, I'm like, I was
- 28:32like my biggest sir, I cannot can't being one of these motherfuckers in these
- 28:36low lights and these low bro. That's why I never did it, bro,
- 28:40I never got on it. I don't want to write the screenshop look
- 28:41at this, nigga, not want to be that guy like that. You
- 28:48dude, I still know people that are on that ship though. You people
- 28:51doing that but you don't know. But it's not that I don't need it.
- 28:53You don't need it. I never wanted to do it. A lot
- 28:56of people don't need it. I don't think he is real respectable. Whether
- 29:00I'm talking about for Elsie, that's not going to happen to you, like
- 29:03being embarrassed you you are a cool person, you have like it could happen
- 29:08happened to anybody. Look at this they're looking for Like no, they do
- 29:12goofy ship because they're doing goofy like the answers and like the stuff that they're
- 29:18saying. That's what you never. That's how that's how the people are getting
- 29:22screenshots because they're saying dumb ship to the girls. Okay, and I get
- 29:27it, but if you made a profile, you wouldn't be bad like you
- 29:30see, you wouldn't be over there like I'm trying to hate squirry squirry you
- 29:36there. That'd be tough though, what it would be my one video on
- 29:41the page. And you know what, this is why, this is why
- 29:42pretty privilege is crazy. Some girls look at that like you're crazy. That's
- 29:48what I'm saying, Like, that's what I'm saying. Resources human res the
- 30:00mother coming, d j L get it along the new ship that actually what
- 30:06you know that Cosmo, the Cosmo, the dude soft white underbelly, that
- 30:11snippet about him doing his family moving and doing coke and ship like that.
- 30:15I put that as one of the prompts and that ship worked for me.
- 30:18He matches off that. She she what was the prob? Yeah? I
- 30:23need context my my family doing coked. This is really what damn the dark
- 30:30side of YouTube. Yeah the prompt, Yeah, the prom And I thought
- 30:33I was getting in my bag with the promps where they was like you could
- 30:36do a voice you not to answer the question, Yeah, I don't think
- 30:38I'll do that. That's what I did. He's not attractive. I was
- 30:41saying attract I would not do in love with that was never supposed putting no
- 30:45voice note on that ship. It's gonna play. Oh you got it?
- 30:52Yeah it works. So what's the prompt? I won't shut up about?
- 30:59And then so we moved to l A. My father gainst the John the
- 31:03Palm restaurant man, Uncle Junior works there, so basically my great mother word
- 31:11that's also switched from tord bro. You know what I mean is that the
- 31:15video with the big white lady talking about she's market she's teasing the hair with
- 31:21a bottle of butt gun. You know. So just function old cross and
- 31:25take his family still cooking post on Sundays, and and that's how it feels
- 31:32to watch the bear. That's really he got pussy off, that pussy of
- 31:37a lot of things. And I'm in here, I'm giving my best material
- 31:42I'm giving. He's just I'm getting tight five. But she had to know
- 31:48the context, like that's that's the ship, Like would you like by uh,
- 31:53what's why should I did you? Like? Like a hand ask?
- 32:00But all they had to do is you go to your they just go to
- 32:02your stats. They see that sixth sax seventy's for you. You know,
- 32:08No, you gotta put your hair on it. And you don't have to.
- 32:10You don't have to. You don't have to that job. You don't
- 32:19have to have where I'm from, but you don't have to have it visible.
- 32:22You don't have to have it visible. But you don't have that visible.
- 32:25But again, like Mike said, your height, I think I do
- 32:28is look at like, oh that nigga tall, that too. You ain't
- 32:31hiding that. The food. The food worked for me to the cooking who
- 32:36just like uh tall, people like it's something you know you. My freshman
- 32:42year college, I definitely like was with them type Jones on some like quick
- 32:45ship. Freshman year got super weird. I was like, oh, over
- 32:50six three, where do you go to school at? I went to Saint
- 32:54Joe's, but I you know, I'm from Philly, so I have my
- 32:57own place. So I was just around okay, yeah, but I remember
- 33:00I came into the dorm room or into her apartment and she's like, oh
- 33:05my god, wow, you're so tall. I'm my name was good too.
- 33:12I'm like I'm like, I don't think I never told her my name.
- 33:15She she was like, oh my god, I guess she was,
- 33:17I'm probably like a baby. Know. She was like, I want to
- 33:21sa islander or something. I'm like, a I'm probably like a baby to
- 33:24you, Like, I'm you just so tall? I'm how am I supposed
- 33:28to be? I'm only five two. We get into what does she expect
- 33:36you to do after you heard that? S Well, I was like,
- 33:37well, this is the last time standings going through the roof after this,
- 33:45because this is ridiculous. But she said, I'm probably like a baby.
- 33:49ID to you freshman, you're in college, broke college, dude. I
- 33:52make my way up to Temple from West she got to happen, He asked
- 34:00McDonald's. Oh my diamond, I used to you're going to visit my sister.
- 34:06I used to hate going there by that mother. Straight once you go
- 34:12past Gerard, I was like, I' from the suburbs. I don't go
- 34:15out there. There's nothing out there for me. Yeah, zero, none
- 34:17of you'll be in Philly at all? Zero Philly? Yeah No, I
- 34:22do so y'are like not even SIPs on on Wednesdays. That's not just oh
- 34:25yeah, like that stuff. That's cool, like real, that's the most
- 34:30calm. They don't, they don't. I just think is asked, well,
- 34:32okay, well, well you go to dB you're at your age,
- 34:37brod you go to the UH. I don't know if he was even the
- 34:39time. Did you go that ship at the Zoom the little beer with the
- 34:45animals and ship? Oh no, I don't really. I don't really like
- 34:47animals. Facts facts, true. I don't really like beer. It's disgusting.
- 34:57Facts. They had Seltzers, but they that's bad too. It was
- 35:00like a day since popping this this summer, I feel like I feel like
- 35:06a lot of ship has been shots with puppies. Would y'all go to the
- 35:12only water park on the ninth only water park on the ninth of August?
- 35:20Yeah? Where and Clemington? We're talking about glue in the Dark Ship.
- 35:27It's up in Mountain Creek and Vernon, New Jersey. Okay, it's like
- 35:30two hours away, two hours in Jersey. Yeah, Jerseys. Jersey's long
- 35:36upstate New Jersey. It's always that sounds like there's no way no. Probably
- 35:44got like a little hotel Joe upstate New Jersey. What day the week is
- 35:49that it's a friday. That's a friday. I'll just be getting back from
- 35:52Jamaica's Mama has already counted out. See. The only thing that's appealing to
- 35:58me is the water park. I may listen to. I may listen more
- 36:01than that. They got the lick out there, they got the wall,
- 36:04were reconvened. We can reconvene. Am I saying no relationships. I'm not
- 36:08I am. They all are. Yeah. Three years, Oh okay,
- 36:13very much single. He's on his sluty summer, slut boy summer. Yeah,
- 36:17it's a it's a yearly tradition. I'll be chilling. They haven't slought
- 36:21off every summer, even out the game from about thirty about September. He's
- 36:29in Peace's sabbatical. Not anymore. I've been chilling, though, I don't.
- 36:34He's just up to his profile, like ship rolling over there. Oh
- 36:44yeah, I'm trying to turn im loud. Never mind, like I'm sorry
- 36:52you turned me up up because he turned you down. I misread the text.
- 36:58Ohla, it don't work all the time. No, No, I'm
- 37:01not really fast as I should be. But anyway, we we were sitting
- 37:07there about talking about nothing really honestly, about thirty seven minutes in. Yeah,
- 37:12ain't saying nothing about ship, say nothing about nothing. How was y'all
- 37:15week? Real? Like, yeah, I know you was in Houston.
- 37:22Yeah, yeah, I got a spot in Houston and then I came back.
- 37:25Oh no, it was just Liberian Independence Day. I'm Liberian ruling.
- 37:30Yeah. I threw a big ass pool. Yeah, I've seen a lot
- 37:31of a lot, like a lot of kids, not the kids, but
- 37:36all the Quay's friends. A lot of them librarian they fucking supposed. I
- 37:39was wondering why there's a lot of librarians around, bro. Yeah, A
- 37:44lot of people wasn't proud of it like when they was younger. So that's
- 37:45what I'm saying. It's a new thing. Everybody's proud of that to them
- 37:50their heritage now. But it was surprising seeing like a lot of I saw
- 37:53a lot of flags and the notes and like parties and stuff. Oh yeah,
- 37:55that ship was if through my pool party, that ship was acting.
- 38:00Then Friday, I went to Damn. It was like a field day event.
- 38:06Then everybody went to the club. Then after that on Saturday, everybody
- 38:08went to d C. But I didn't go to d C. But yeah,
- 38:15and my cousin got spot. Let's do oh like y'all old spot,
- 38:19Like y'all didn't get it, Like it's your spot that for y'alls. Oh
- 38:22that's what's up? Ya know? Y you ain't go to D d C
- 38:29at Nice City. I wanted to go, but everybody else kind of didn't
- 38:32want to go, and like I wasn't in position to carry it just by
- 38:38myself. Like that's a lot of cheese. Yeah, especially if you're trying
- 38:45to go to somewhere like roads or something that's it's it's some money, bro
- 38:52African people, bro skimmers and ship you're doing this ship, I said,
- 39:01dying. I can't do that by myself. If it was me and like
- 39:05three other people. Yeah, we can ask some fun. Nobody want to
- 39:08go? Your food very spicy, right liber Uh Yeah, it's like yeah
- 39:19it is. It is my neighbors. Libraries. Yeah, we did them
- 39:28do the best. I said that the last time. Like the Liberian Joe
- 39:31I just did say that. She was like, oh, I make the
- 39:34best Liberrian Joe is the best Joe Library. But I will say, bro,
- 39:43no, bro, like even the way that there their stuff, Look,
- 39:45there don't be enough stuff in it. It should be red rice like
- 39:50tomato eat rice with with like chicken like no like we be having we we
- 39:54make it like a damn like a jumble line. It'd be like chicken shrimp,
- 39:58it'd be go. It'd be a lot of ship. That ship,
- 40:04I'm telling you look less flavorful. It's it's I know a lot of them
- 40:09say Nigeria's is like the most blandest. Yeah, and they the only reason
- 40:15Nigerians and Ghanians get the run. There is just a million of them here.
- 40:19It's like two of us. Everything they get to get it off because
- 40:23it's mad. They just they get to spread the propaganda when they do African
- 40:28accents. What accents do they do the Nigerian it's just so many of them.
- 40:31Everything about that people know about Africa is probably like you know about Nigeria
- 40:35and you don't really know about that fact. And there's nothing wrong with that.
- 40:37They made it over here Somber. They told us that there's more than
- 40:43one African accents all that I can't tell the difference that African. You know,
- 40:50if you heard one African, if you hear a Libari in persons like
- 40:52speaking uh like Jamakan, people got like yeah, okay, so we have
- 40:57colloquia and it's English. I heard it a little bit when you said what
- 41:00it was a little bit came out that broken down. If you hear that
- 41:06versus how like Nigerians and Guinea and Ghandia speak English, you'll be like,
- 41:09okay, like I don't understand nothing y'all saying, but I know it's English.
- 41:14Yeah, like need to want to experiment, we need to get one
- 41:17African from every nation and there's just want to wun to control tests. We
- 41:22do African series of podcasts, African Talk, Yeah, yeah, are Afkhan.
- 41:34Yeah, we get a different African every week from these countries that we
- 41:37get a Ghanian. I do know a lot of Africans, yeah, yeah,
- 41:42a lot of people good part in this area. Yeah, a mostly
- 41:46Nigerian. Yeah, it was like one. It don't really, it don't
- 41:52really. Yeah, variety goes when you go up north, like around like
- 41:54Essex County, Nork. That's when you start to get a lot of libraries
- 41:59up there. You a little mixed. The Ghanis really take over up there.
- 42:02A lot of NNAs you know, you know what I'm just now people,
- 42:08I thought you might know you might be more chap me because you have
- 42:13the name Nana. It's yeah, I noticed that. It's like everybody got
- 42:23the same film, but we got a family nigga, like we got lives,
- 42:29like the guy that's some Ellis island ship. When they just make everybody
- 42:35everybody, it'd be like, I swear it has to be nicknames or something
- 42:38like that motherfucker name. Don't never be nowhere close to that nickname. I
- 42:44never noticed, like every time I just you know, it's like damn,
- 42:46like Yo, his name Nana, her name Nana. You the said,
- 42:54like I swear they be nicknames. It gotta be. I don't know they
- 43:00I've be't seeing that on LinkedIn. No heard the graduation. It's like niggas
- 43:08Nona. It was like four in my graduate. I'm like nigga Ricky not
- 43:17for real. But then their home name, you know that their middle name
- 43:22and the they home like their actual name, So could be, could be,
- 43:27could be I'm like American, it could be like it's just a popular
- 43:30middle name out there, if I'm not mistaken. The way guydians their middle
- 43:36name is, it's about the day of the week, so whatever. A
- 43:39lot of Wednesday babies. That's why it's don't I'm not saying that's the reason,
- 43:45but they that's like there, that's their thing. Like damn, I
- 43:50can't remember the days of the week. I don't want to sound dumb,
- 43:52but something like you're gonna have a lot of Africans car No. Yeah,
- 43:57that's not my country though, but that's what they do. Like whatever day
- 44:01the name Liberries do. I don't like y'all got something like that, whether
- 44:07it's raining outside or not. No, you know, I don't think so
- 44:12like everybody just name I'd be feeling like everybody over there just just all named
- 44:16after somebody. I'm named after my grandpa. Like my little sister nickname is
- 44:22Diamond, her real name is my Ya like that. Yeah, that's oh
- 44:37man, speaking of Philly. You are musclim correct. Shout out to you,
- 44:43Shout out to y'all, y'all. Man, you had a nice little
- 44:45uh your your TikTok's during the fast is hilarious, yeah, bro, because
- 44:51that be trying, bro. Like everybody, like I ain't know peoples taking
- 44:57off school to go to the go to the go to the mosque ship.
- 45:00I didn't know that either. Like you saw it was like mad kids,
- 45:06just like I was in the mess. I'm like, I'm done, run
- 45:12there cooking jump they a't doing with the shasty and I'm like, let me
- 45:23make it back to my car. Your nigga, No you closer? Do
- 45:30you know why out here with its full sweatsuits and scheme ass and ship,
- 45:35can you explain that that is just thorough Just throw the Lulu set a little
- 45:44breathable, like you need to give one of them the Lulu set breathable,
- 45:46like you just look like it can't be that when it was like we look
- 45:51like nobody played with when you got you know what I'm saying, the all
- 45:52black Lulu set on degrees outside bro, bro, okay, ye don't get
- 46:02you be out there with that. No, no, no, I was
- 46:06sweating in this. Yeah. I think I think it's Kanye's fault. They
- 46:08see me coming like, no, I'm walking you did you know what I'm
- 46:14saying. That's when Kanye was talking about like how He's like I'm flying whatever
- 46:20even thought I might be hot, but I'm flying like because I've seen a
- 46:23couple people post that too, like motherfuckers, like they don't be having guns,
- 46:28like yeah, place to hide the gun? They heard my man set
- 46:32on the phone right it was outside before we came in here. He was
- 46:36on the phone with his man. He's like, yo, why don't you
- 46:37why are you you got a hoodie? And he said, now I got
- 46:38to shoot on me right now. I'm like, oh gosh, But did
- 46:42you see the mom in Atlanta talking to her son, Nah, her son
- 46:45was about to go to a water park and she he had on a pair
- 46:47of sweatshirts and then like a zip up hot sweatshirt and she was like,
- 46:52you're going to the water pack park in that it's ninety five degrees and just
- 46:57last week you were outside and they had to call the ambulance because you were
- 47:01overheating. What And is that just cool? Like that's just the cool thing
- 47:06is you're standing there like it's just taking Because I think because of the British
- 47:10niggas, that's what they be wearing. I think it's it's not hot over
- 47:14there. They were they wear Nike texts all year round and it just looks
- 47:17cool. So I think niggas want that style, like the Nike text in
- 47:21Atlanta in the summer. They just like to look like that. They like
- 47:23that look like at the water Nike Tech in Atlanta, Like it's crazy.
- 47:29It's only not crazy for like two months out the year, just in Atlanta
- 47:31name there all year round. But it's just like it's just, yeah,
- 47:36you can't take two months off. Yeah ski mask for the only thing from
- 47:40September to May you can get it off. You can't take June July.
- 47:45It's like just take three shisty. Really, I was never a shisty guy.
- 47:47I don't really because you look dumb, because that's that's past. I
- 47:52think. I think it just it just thirty year old with a shiks grow
- 48:00up. I think that's what it was because way we was already pushing thirty
- 48:05and niggas our age was trying to wear what's what's our shasty from our time?
- 48:08What's our bucket? Hats? No no snap backs shasty snap back in
- 48:16the belt? I was definitely because I was wearing one and I did do
- 48:23was a ranger. Was a ranger my nigga like I was walking around had
- 48:30it was those those fucking dazzleed belts of the name the name had the name
- 48:36belt with the fox for the foxtail, no tail. What I did?
- 48:45I had the bleach. I had the bleach skinny when one leg was bleached
- 48:47one. Wasn't we getting like the residuals of your sassy era just at the
- 48:54time. At the time, it wasn't sassy because I was the jerk era.
- 48:58So that's what niggas was. You know what, crazy even think about
- 49:01dancing a lot of motherfuckers seeing that drugs, Like, yeah, the niggas
- 49:06is gay in the street now. Granted that time where motherfuckers was was sexy
- 49:12walking in between their legs. That was little nigga. He was sassy and
- 49:19then just just getting all the it's just the trends. It's like to be
- 49:24gay. Like you said, it is gay, he's gay. Tilling it
- 49:30ain't yo, And it's crazy though, because it really is gay. Teller
- 49:34is not and then automatically goes back to being kind of gay right now,
- 49:38Like you see me walking around with purple bleached skinny jeans and a faux fir
- 49:44fox tail one. He's probably be like, oh wow, that was real
- 49:46prideful, real prideful. That guy had a great June. You know what,
- 49:52he's great June. That guy had a great month. Like good for
- 49:54him, good for him, great, good for him, good for him.
- 49:58He's out, he's living out. Loud. That was a start back
- 50:00then. Bro he's living his truth. I'm telling you that. But no,
- 50:01it was hot for a little bit. I remember, like some of
- 50:05the older people that was around, I was like, damn, he got
- 50:07two snap bags. What the fuck he can afford to over forty dollars?
- 50:14Nothing, that's a lover Chicago Bulls snapped back from brod that's not the joint
- 50:21out of kicks, yank, get that. I'm not even the color.
- 50:25My freshman year of college, I had a Teasa joint. I had a
- 50:30Teasa had five dollars. I still have that ship, spent seventy five dollars
- 50:34on a snap back that was probably worth five dollars, and only had tea
- 50:37SUSTI out around the time he was in the Kendrick Absolutely Bulls And that year
- 50:42I met Kendrick that he went to show. We met him, met that
- 50:45nigga shine my hat. That's how I I met Kendrick before section eighty,
- 50:51no, right after, right after after section eighty came out, right after
- 50:54it came out. He really like five for He shorted me. He short
- 50:58as fucked. He showed short of ship. I didn't know that said it
- 51:05really wears the size of him a small man. That's why I was laughing
- 51:07at Drake was getting them short. I was like, yeah, he got
- 51:10him little, like a tiny man shorter than me. I was like,
- 51:15man, yeah, I don't would have down on too many grown men.
- 51:20Borderline looking. Yeah, about four inches away from being medically something. Had
- 51:29a little hand to I was like, he was, it's a little bit
- 51:37his whole hand with my two figures, like my two figures. Like Tyler
- 51:42was shooting Drake like be like a micro drake that he was talking about.
- 51:45Yeah, he said, that's a mini drake. I was like, brother,
- 51:51like brother. He said the size. I was like, yeah,
- 51:53that's probably about right. That's probably bout where he at like twenty one.
- 51:58Savage was like when a nigga you don't like say something funny. I was
- 52:00just like yeah, I was not smiling, but laughing, laughing with a
- 52:07frown exactly. I don't know how everybody with the Drake ship, like that
- 52:10ship was all right, which what what Drake ship family matters all of it.
- 52:16I'm gonna say they both get a mulligan for six sixteen, and then
- 52:21the other ship that the ship that went against six sixteen. Yeah, both
- 52:25of them to both of them. Songs just asked. But everything else both
- 52:30no, no, no, one of them is asked. Sixtyteen is great,
- 52:34both of them. John was asked. She was asked because it was
- 52:37just too much coping. They had to go with it. They talked about
- 52:38six sixteen means no. Frederick Douglas was born in the sixth month U King
- 52:46Donald the sixteen. So I was like, no, no, no,
- 52:51no. It was asked, like the whole jump is funny to me,
- 52:53but once the once we got into the sements, I'm like, oh,
- 52:57that's how y'all. Okay, you're saying you're basic saying this is asked you
- 53:00have to justify to. I think people took it too far, like you
- 53:06just let the music was because the songs themselves was already good. But then
- 53:09they're going to be like, well, you know too much, Dicky,
- 53:14it's too much. I'm like, bro, you don't need That's what makes
- 53:15me mad, Like you don't got to do all that because it's already fine.
- 53:19You know, you don't got the gymnastics, we don't have it.
- 53:22It's like it's like niggas that go too hard for like Michael Jordan or Lebron,
- 53:27like, nigga, you don't gotta do it. They're already great,
- 53:30Like you don't gotta fucking give me charts and graphs. It's who you like,
- 53:35nigga, you don't gotta go through like yeah, well you know his
- 53:37vorp was like this this like I'm done, Like it's some new status like
- 53:45dumb stat who knows the basketball on this side of the court? Who knows
- 53:52what that stat is? Stupid ship. But people really be bringing that sh
- 53:55up like and using it. They were using that for your kids. It
- 53:59was a nigigga. It was a fucking nigga today arguing with Kevin Durant about
- 54:05basketball, like how the basketball games work, because you know Olympics, you
- 54:08know, every time the Olympics come around, niggas start digging about we need
- 54:12to adopt the fever rules. We need the fever rules, like whatever,
- 54:15whatever, And Katie was like, y'all really don't want those rules, like
- 54:19it'll make the game slower and worse. And then this nigga, who's a
- 54:22fucking dort, a white a white dort with fucking Brooklyn Nex Jersey's like,
- 54:29well, actually, you know if you do this and that actually it doesn't
- 54:31really make the game. That's I'm like, my nigga, that nigga just
- 54:34put up twenty three missing one shot. Yeah, you can't tell him how
- 54:38this ship playing in it. Yeah, he's doing it for America. Nigga,
- 54:43I think that you in the stands, Like the only thing I went
- 54:45from their rules is the ball is live on the rim. Nah, I
- 54:50want that. That's too much. No, it's not. That's too much.
- 54:52No, it's not to be honest. Yeah, he'll just be every
- 54:57night. I don't think it's not as it's not as hard. I'm I
- 55:00don't think it will be as common as people think that happen. They will
- 55:04take advantage of that. Immediately it was like, really start having minutes and
- 55:07we're more athletic. Okay, So like the moment that it's over, what's
- 55:12the nigga that Tacko Fall is going to make a comeback off that tackle?
- 55:15Fall coming back? Just take this jack might be able to get an extra
- 55:21two three years. What seemed to be doing he's doing like how she seemed
- 55:32to be about to come out of retirement. All them niggas that look sick
- 55:36that, what's the nigga that all them niggas that look like they shouldn't be
- 55:39alive. Oh, they played Aspire with LaMelo about he looks sick. Yeah,
- 55:47he looked like his name. He had something wrong with him. He
- 55:51had all should sure like be real over like six times. Yeah, you
- 55:58see some type of you sick, you disease? Six ten is like okay,
- 56:04six eleven. What about Rudy Gobert, Like he's something wrong with him,
- 56:08gotta be he started COVID, there's something wrong with him, but he
- 56:10started COVID NBA, so it's definitely something wrong with I've got to take away
- 56:15from some brain tissue. All them hands and then you like, you know,
- 56:22you see you ever seen that chick that played for China. Yeah,
- 56:23she's like seven for four. She looks she looks like she's gonna go go
- 56:30away, like going up, gonna lie because everybody talking about like she's gonna
- 56:36come to the w n B. I'm like, I don't know, man.
- 56:38Seventh fuck crazy. Seventh as a woman is crazy as a woman.
- 56:46That's Chinese. That's a lab baby, bro, that's a lab band.
- 56:52There was splicing and that's everybody that was next day. That's like three Chinese
- 57:01it's only five. That's three Chinese women on stiks Bro. That's some slow
- 57:07moving. Yeah. It has always baffled me though, Like the average age
- 57:12out there is like five something, right, it's average age height. Yeah,
- 57:16it's like five five. It's very little people. But then they be
- 57:21having fucking giants out of nowhere, you know sometimes man, that's how they
- 57:24spread, like like every we spread the like the height out even but they
- 57:29got like spiked, like yeah, short short, short, short giants come
- 57:34from. Yeah, it's like the one that they just takeing, y'all,
- 57:37mean happens. We got to purp purpose in that. What if they are
- 57:39they make h they make it yea, they make it. Yeall? Just
- 57:44donate hella DNA. They got him. They got him in the bathroom like
- 57:49sixteen hours a day, just balling out, just breaking out where that mean
- 57:57was twenty years and nine months ago. Like I'm telling you, like he's
- 58:00involved in something. Had to tell you they was milking that boy before he
- 58:04went to the NBA. It's crazy. Before we send you back, we're
- 58:07gonna get like a horse. Let's go. They're like, yeah, we
- 58:09need another sample. We just got one last year. We need another sample.
- 58:15It's a whole wing, Mings con it's a whole wing just dedicated to
- 58:20fucking y'all. Inge is right next to that last. So that's why it's
- 58:25about the ming and Mings right, that's right next to the COVID last.
- 58:30They sucked it up. Uh Damn, John seven foot, I think they
- 58:37listening six ten, six eleven. I think it's close enough. Same with
- 58:42KT. KT's definitely seven foot. That niggas trying to say he's six nine.
- 58:45I don't know. He kind of got sure. Kevin Durrett, Yeah,
- 58:49he's seven feet off. He's always hunched over though, so he got
- 58:52bad posture because everybody else down here he sevens on his phone. Everybody do
- 58:59be lying by the hype. It was like, damn, it really could
- 59:00be either white. He could be he could be seven sixty seven foot or
- 59:06he could be like people want, I think you want a niggas. I
- 59:08think he wants to be a little bit shorter because there's a picture of him
- 59:10next to Joel and Beard they're right there. They're like, he literally seems
- 59:15like somebody lying because I'm six nine, nigga, No, you are you
- 59:20seven feet tall? That's like he's using his measurements from like when he first
- 59:23like college or they never when he got his driver's license. Yeah that was
- 59:29junior in high school. Six he was six nine when he was sixteen,
- 59:30niggas out of here. We are not buying that ship. You are seven
- 59:37foot in my nigga, you are you are? Oh no, but what
- 59:39about like when uh Zion you know, Zion not taller than me? No,
- 59:43Zion six Yeah, but before he got there, they had six eight
- 59:46They said six yeah. Yeah, they were saying he was the bonds height.
- 59:51They were lying their ass off after they said that he was truck sighted.
- 59:53I remember them. They started out in real time stats and then they
- 59:57started putting everybody hike down because yeah, I thought he was probably six shoes
- 1:00:02on. He said him shoes like Timberland boots. He ain't get enough flat
- 1:00:07for being as nasty as he is. He didn't think more. I mean,
- 1:00:13it was definitely peaked nastiness. Disgusting. I would never ask some cartoon
- 1:00:20and ship. Yeah, like you're sick. You gotta be sunning your brain
- 1:00:22that make you want like look look at him, look you look at no,
- 1:00:27No, no, I'm seeing her thinking Because he went from Spartan Berg
- 1:00:31to do to shooting that I'm just glad that you went crazy nail direction.
- 1:00:37Yeah, he had the video that's my favorite video in the world where he's
- 1:00:43in the base at stop saying it about yourself. You're beautiful. Oh my
- 1:00:47god, you're gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yo, you're beautiful. I
- 1:00:55forgot about it. You're like, I'm just glad on a side. But
- 1:01:00he just overdid it, over killed That was probably like, hey, black
- 1:01:04black women too, he had to go get the most that's balanced out.
- 1:01:12Well, yeah, that's it's so extreme though. It's like he you told
- 1:01:15me to try drugs, so I'm doing you drugs. I'm gonna do crack
- 1:01:22before he just started doings and he's as like whoa, But you know what,
- 1:01:27I think that could be something to that, because you know, it
- 1:01:30made me. It just popped in my head, made me think about whit
- 1:01:32when fucking square where wy Krabby patties and then he just loved it. Then
- 1:01:37he ate himself into explosion. I think that's what he gave a black woman.
- 1:01:42He just went to when he went with a black woman that white people
- 1:01:45think that a black woman is like character. Keep in mind she was she
- 1:01:52was a porter, right, yeah, double down. I never seen her
- 1:01:55her work. He probably seen the video. He could be like die And
- 1:02:01then once he had the chance to link up with it, he had to
- 1:02:04crack it like he's like maybe he saw some ship. When she was done
- 1:02:08off the head, the whole bed was wet, like, oh, never
- 1:02:13had that. I never. I never had that, Rebecca. So I
- 1:02:16can't I am gonna faulting because that ship was grossed by where I probably I
- 1:02:23said, that's that's a worker right there. Make the bad way. Get
- 1:02:30a word of mouth jaw like, hey, bro, that was the best
- 1:02:32hand I ever got my fucking life. And maybe it was. And if
- 1:02:37somebody ate tell you that, like damn, I might have the yea that
- 1:02:44ship Lonzo Ball gave him the game. That's like who was the interview?
- 1:02:50Somebody asked him and brandon Ingram like where the favorite place to play? Yes?
- 1:02:53Laughing at each other. These niggas is sick, disgusted. The niggas
- 1:02:59had words in the same room easily. They share the chick. They shared
- 1:03:02some chick before some lonely ben and chick. I don't know who it was.
- 1:03:08Who that sad woman is? The two men, two men is still
- 1:03:13crazy to me. I hope you meet your dad. That's still crazy,
- 1:03:15man, it's crazy. Two man, it is crazy, man, Like
- 1:03:19and what details we have something here? Yeah? To me, two men
- 1:03:24is crazy, Like I don't even want to be in the room. Oh
- 1:03:27no, you're talking about the train. I don't think he thought you're talking
- 1:03:30about the two one two Like. I don't want to either, none of
- 1:03:35that, Like two men, two many, Like when you're setting up the
- 1:03:37play, not actually getting down to it, and then you're going separate room.
- 1:03:40That's that's crazy man. No, not separate rooms. I'm talking about
- 1:03:44some people be in the same room, like they over there on that bed
- 1:03:46orgy at that point we ran the two many Like, I don't even want
- 1:03:52to I don't did that before. Yeah, Like, there's worse things that
- 1:03:57can happen. It's the worst ship. I just want I like one on
- 1:04:00one. I don't want I want to hear nobody else. I want to
- 1:04:04see nothing, want to be in the zone. Yeah, I need to
- 1:04:06be focused. Like, No, that's that's what tunnel vision is. I
- 1:04:10can't have tunnel vision locked in stadium too loud, too loud, mobile worry
- 1:04:18about the wrong what you gotta do is you got you No, I didn't
- 1:04:25tell you. Okay, that's why. That's the football player. I don't
- 1:04:30gotta go into the athletics side, into your competitive side. Oh they sound
- 1:04:33like they're having too much of a good time. Open. I need to
- 1:04:34step my game up on this side. Can't out there matching rhythms. No,
- 1:04:44no, no, no, I ain't gonna try. I ain't gonna
- 1:04:54try mass rhythm ima. Change the tone though, change the tone, change
- 1:04:58the tone. Be that's crazy if it sounds like they having too much fun
- 1:05:11over there, like all right from prisoners put on the head the way ship
- 1:05:15goes. Not gonna say it's always playing, but like when we was younger,
- 1:05:17we'll do Telly's like hotel parties and shit like that. It's only your
- 1:05:23parents only going to get you the hotel with the double with the two beds
- 1:05:26in there, and it might be a big closet, so not like you
- 1:05:30know, like a birthday hotel party. But then like you they actually we're
- 1:05:32from different places, bro, we did not do that. Do no hotel
- 1:05:35parties. I've been to them, but people I heard of them, but
- 1:05:39it's like I always saw how the fun they booked this rule like, I
- 1:05:43don't know, like your parents was doing that parents? Somebody old ass brother?
- 1:05:46Okay. It was very it was very uncommon for out here. I
- 1:05:50went to a hotel party before I never I'll tell you act who was It
- 1:05:58was actually the living down there. But why you no more story about Jacuzie
- 1:06:08in the room. But there was a party that was a growl. That
- 1:06:12was a growl hotel bro red light yea, I say again, wreaky they
- 1:06:15was. I was like red Roof. I might have been red Roof.
- 1:06:23I was like, what the years ago years if I'm not mistaken, because
- 1:06:27it was like in the like my fault. It was like the Pemmerson area.
- 1:06:29It was like them Gudi niggas, remember remember that name. That's not
- 1:06:31Gotti boys or whatever. I'm getting too deep in. I was somewhere where
- 1:06:36I shouldn't have been put it like that was. That was like a planned
- 1:06:40origin kind of not within. I'm like, ain't no way you got the
- 1:06:45room with the Jacuzie. I don't even know who invited me. I forget
- 1:06:47how, I don't know. I forget who I was with, but I
- 1:06:49was They wanted to record you for the Yeah, chick Pippy told you about.
- 1:06:55I wanted to see the part working walking in the room, like what
- 1:07:00boy like body that nigga walk into a live seafood boil bro that she was
- 1:07:09crazy. I was like, body butter bubble bubbles brown is, Oh my
- 1:07:16god, I was smelling. There's all right, Really, that's that's surprising.
- 1:07:24I was green. I was young. I was like this ship crazy
- 1:07:28I was. I don't I might have been twenty one at this time.
- 1:07:33I was definitely. I was definitely in college or no, actually, no,
- 1:07:36I'm lying. I was not that old. We went to one two
- 1:07:40together. I guess it was kind of hotel like what's his name? When
- 1:07:44Tray came with us? Oh good birthday? Was that? When Tray came
- 1:07:48with us, we was up and like the franklin around him? Oh yeah,
- 1:07:54yeah he did go with it. I forget whose birthday that was.
- 1:07:56Damn I forgot about that. Some memories that are coming back I now,
- 1:08:00but now, don't think I wasn't that old. There's no way I was
- 1:08:01that old. Weird ship though. We'll be back, Yeah, they'll come
- 1:08:06back to but ahead yeah, oh damn. We have hotel parties like how
- 1:08:15it would go yeah, like you get in there, your folks only gonna
- 1:08:20grab you the jump with two beds and not get you like a sweet room
- 1:08:24and all that. It's only supposed to be like four girls in there,
- 1:08:28but or if you was boys like it will only supposed to be like y'all
- 1:08:30four in there, two three of y'all whatever. Then you invite people like
- 1:08:34at one o'clock in the morning, everybody comes through. There's only so many
- 1:08:39places. You got the bathroom, got the closet, we got the two
- 1:08:42beds. You gotta do. No, yeah, you gotta do. Who
- 1:08:47had to be real bold the funk on the bed before everybody start doing something,
- 1:08:53start the bad start. It's literally so it'd be like one person go
- 1:08:58to the bathroom, you're just here. That should just turn everybody. Everybody
- 1:09:01wants so it's going. It was I'm curious about the question how much clothes
- 1:09:12coming off and those you get? You was getting full blown. No,
- 1:09:15ddy, I'm a naked fun like I'm not. You feel me, I'm
- 1:09:24not. I'm not. I'm not taking them all the way off because something
- 1:09:27really happened. Because sometimes you go to the telly depending on what type of
- 1:09:30girls that there be three groups of niggas in there already. I'm definitely like,
- 1:09:34I got my shirt, damn there rolled behind. I definitely got one
- 1:09:41left, but I got the other leg and the pants and everything is still
- 1:09:45technically exactly. You feel me? You can they fast? Yeah, I
- 1:09:49ain't gonna lie, like my first couple of bodies was at Telly's in the
- 1:09:53bathroom, like, I ain't you. That's just how it from home,
- 1:10:00like I needed to get some yo. I needed to run when I needed
- 1:10:03to run. Okay, you taking my work from home? She worked from
- 1:10:08more. I think she was the first person from that at home job two
- 1:10:15thousand. I say, let me live like you didn't even sneak around this
- 1:10:21ship. I'm staying in the base. You don't got that gap from after
- 1:10:25school time as soon as you get home. She there every half day,
- 1:10:30everybody getting buns. They're like, yo, bro, you fucked up.
- 1:10:33I'm like, no, bro, bro, my mom watching TV. My
- 1:10:38mom made him say with you my mom home, she don't break she house
- 1:10:43watching that seventy show. My mom made this peanut butter and jelly. I
- 1:10:46definitely remember that gap. We get out from school. We get out of
- 1:10:49school at two. My mom get home at five thirty. We got three
- 1:10:55and a half hours. They no, I'm say three. You never know
- 1:10:59she's gonna get all. You gotta give you something, a thirty minute cushion.
- 1:11:01Exactly true, they'd be short. Definitely did it all right? So
- 1:11:05jealous you got caught? How many times I never got I never got caught,
- 1:11:10called do not crazy, never not called stealthy, stealthy, stealth It's
- 1:11:15pretty good. It's pretty good. I didn't really do too much because my
- 1:11:18grandparents most by the time I had high school, they was retired, so
- 1:11:23like they was, they was just there. I'm not hearing this from like
- 1:11:26he was sucking in the pool during that part of it at the family function.
- 1:11:30At a family function, they were all inside that. That does not
- 1:11:33matter what function was. Are you all living over here so great now?
- 1:11:39Because like you down the sentiments like it's further south down here, like distance
- 1:11:45yourself. Like my ma had had a house, she had like one of
- 1:11:47them over above ground pools in there. I me and my girl at the
- 1:11:53time, you know, we was doing what we do. Had a family
- 1:11:56reunion, like everybody was there, the poor little cousins whatever. Everybody had
- 1:12:00transitioned inside okay, And I was like, it's been like three days since
- 1:12:04I got what I had to do. So I'm like all right, and
- 1:12:09she was shot to her. You know what I mean? You know what
- 1:12:11I mean. She's a she was a truth. She was down for anything,
- 1:12:13anytime. Crazy. So he went in the pool, you know,
- 1:12:15got a little active, you know what I'm saying. You know, did
- 1:12:20what we had to do and got up out of there. And then I
- 1:12:24told my mom, like a few years later, she was not none too
- 1:12:27pleased about that. But I told my mom on the podcast, Oh my
- 1:12:33mama shot she was. She was very upset with she found out I lost
- 1:12:36my mother JUNI. And about the basement, she was, I thought I
- 1:12:42was down there watching TV. Now now, now, how dumb you gotta
- 1:12:47be? I love, No, my nigga. We would be in the
- 1:12:53basement, right, she would close the door and lock it. He got
- 1:12:58to you're pretty much telling me to do it? Who am I to not
- 1:13:04jimm into the house? Like, who am I not to finish? She
- 1:13:11literally we would be down there watching TV. Really, she wouldn't be thinking
- 1:13:14about doing nothing. And then my mom come like, oh y'all good,
- 1:13:17all right, I'm y'all be down here close. She like, give my
- 1:13:26she was. She was like she was get some like es in front of
- 1:13:31a rat and then getting mad when the rat eating cheese. Like you ever
- 1:13:34see that brown d Wade. Your mom was in the front. That she
- 1:13:45my mom, my best wingman, little kid back turn the TV. Kettle
- 1:13:49corn. No, that was it was a honey peck on that corder.
- 1:13:56These honeynut cheerios. Is that's your sweet Damned that they put that on.
- 1:14:06You never caught neither the honey pager. I never got caught though, not
- 1:14:12that I know of. I don't think. So, no, you don't
- 1:14:15know if you got caught. So to this day I said, no,
- 1:14:18I haven't. I don't know. Ship only got time I got called by
- 1:14:21a roommate. That's about it. But that's not really getting hard to hear.
- 1:14:34So I was like I was. I went to school with Mount Claire,
- 1:14:38so we had like these rooms where it's like it's four people to a
- 1:14:42suite. So you got two people in one room that you share a bathroom
- 1:14:45connected, then you go got the other room. I'm in my room cracking
- 1:14:48My girlfriend at the time, got over the bed, got over that you
- 1:14:51know, that Xcell Twin doing the thug dizzle, and my friend he's like
- 1:14:59borderline, he's pretty much death. So he can't hear. So like he
- 1:15:02got it. You can't. You gotta look at him when you talk so
- 1:15:04he can read your lips. So I guess he couldn't hear what was going
- 1:15:09on. He just covered the room and start conversations. He talked funny,
- 1:15:14so like Mickey Mouseeah, it's like kind so he'd be like, oh my
- 1:15:17you so you just see me. I'm sorry, but like he said sorry,
- 1:15:26but he didn't get out the room fast enough, like he was kind
- 1:15:29of like sneaking peap. I was like, like you not to get the
- 1:15:30funk out. I'm sorry. I believe his nigga. Sure, he really
- 1:15:45sounded exactly like that. That's the funny part, exaggerated. You know,
- 1:15:47African niggas real weird with the sex because what nah, because it was another
- 1:15:51African nigga, no other than African nigga that we was just that was room
- 1:15:57with us. Like another year I had sex with a girl and we had
- 1:16:01like shared a wall, and so we you know I did, she left,
- 1:16:05she left whatever the next day. His name, his name is his
- 1:16:10name is na Gen. He came in the room talking about he like one
- 1:16:14of them white African boys. But he was like white. So he was
- 1:16:16like, yo, Bro, Mike, were you you had a girl here
- 1:16:21last night? Man? I'm like yeah, Like, bro, what were
- 1:16:25you doing her? Man? You were like killing her in there? Bro?
- 1:16:29He was like, Wow, I'm no Africans, b that's just dumb.
- 1:16:32I don't know, y'all weird. It's two or two for the Africans
- 1:16:39might be a little freaking deep. Y'all might be freaked out on the wall.
- 1:16:43Yeah, it was a guy and not Jeer. He was like you,
- 1:16:46he said the name, like are you killing her? Bro? Killing
- 1:16:54her is crazy? It's like, bro, just what are you? What
- 1:16:57are you doing there? Man? Tell me what you did want me to
- 1:17:00hear? Weren't going on the cap. I know you need your strength up
- 1:17:06man, something to replenishydrates brow that the French need it extra Joe off,
- 1:17:16you need it, bro, the white Nigerian needing Joe. That's white.
- 1:17:23Rice would catch up on it. Okay, the Nigerians come kill me and
- 1:17:27the sucking whiz kid gonna shoot me. No, Actually that's not even like
- 1:17:36you can say stuff about Nigerians. Now you can't say any easy aver again
- 1:17:43three some maley Ethio, you say something about them that ship over got to
- 1:17:46try lightly. M hmm. That's so funny because I like them all and
- 1:17:50music, like how you know I want somebody's just a nigga with a big
- 1:17:54hand forehead. Every time I ain't laugh, bro said, I my faecet
- 1:18:00straight. You're not gonna get me on this laughing off camera. He's laughing
- 1:18:12at y'all. Never. Only funny thing about about is my bad. Only
- 1:18:17thing funny about Somalley's is they really A lot of them don't identify as black.
- 1:18:24Like when I got it was like, yo, what words you can
- 1:18:27say? They're like you nigga, like cave man, I'm like nigga.
- 1:18:35What I was looking at the comments creaking the funk. I was like,
- 1:18:39what they do look different than me? But I'm like, I know like
- 1:18:43this, I know Blacks of Africa. I know Black Dominican Africans identify that
- 1:18:51because like, if you're not identify, you're not identified. But like Brona,
- 1:18:55I'm still calling you back. This ship was dumb, like this big
- 1:18:58nose. If I called you a monk, would I was like I probably
- 1:19:01say brother Twin or something like like, yeah, we're talking about Twin the
- 1:19:10funny ship on the Internet. I ain't gonna lie. We got some questions,
- 1:19:15a lot, Oh sure, plenty of questions. Oh man, is
- 1:19:18that bread and butter? That's where is the money maker set it up?
- 1:19:30One of the first questions, one of the dumb ass questions would you rather
- 1:19:32fight? Two rnswer seventy thousand monkeys? Like what I got? Like a
- 1:19:35discord and they send him questions like Instagram discord. There's a link that we
- 1:19:40have a bio. Matter of fact, making a bio. If you didn't
- 1:19:43know it was the first time listening, hit the link in our bio.
- 1:19:45You can ask questions, answer questions. That's how you do it to Google
- 1:19:47for hmm. We do have a discord though, too, joing that join
- 1:19:53the discord discord check it out your Instagram channel. Yes, oh yeah,
- 1:19:59break on the Beater Brigade, Yeah yeah, rebranding yeah, Beata Yeah.
- 1:20:05Yeah. It was some good It was some good name suggestions and should I
- 1:20:09go back and go over the names some of the name something that just didn't
- 1:20:12make it some of the suggestions that honorable mention there are some honorable. I
- 1:20:15was not mad a lot of those names. I really like fantastic beaters and
- 1:20:19where to find them? That was great. That was that was yeah,
- 1:20:24like that ship was really really good My beaters. Though we started off as
- 1:20:30like a joke, like I don't know, like it was a Twitter Joe,
- 1:20:32like it was a twitter as an inside yeah, like talking niggas talking
- 1:20:36about I think it was talking about niggas talking about massive or they didn't masturbak
- 1:20:40some way. And then nigga talk about you're not a real beat, you
- 1:20:43know, something like that, something like that, and then we applied it
- 1:20:45to like everything, every everything. You got a real beater, you're not
- 1:20:48a real beer. You don't really watch basketball, you're not a real basketball
- 1:20:51beater watching You're not a real beat. And then it just kind of evolved.
- 1:20:58You don't know, is apparently that's different even though I'm I don't like
- 1:21:02but anyway, somebody said it's a it's a time and a place with sy
- 1:21:08there's no time or place familiar star like triples with the big nose of white
- 1:21:14Girl, the Paul saying, who's Sarah j. You definitely keenan Keenan,
- 1:21:23you know, but you don't want to know. Yeah, she ain't nothing
- 1:21:27to marvel over. Yeah, not at all. Oh God, work this
- 1:21:34ship. That's nanny fee. We ain't gonna talk about friends. Nah,
- 1:21:42that's a different person. I will say this. She is ugly as hell,
- 1:21:45but she gets the job done. Yeah, you're a job, her
- 1:21:49job. She's good at her job. No, I was never I was
- 1:21:53never even like scripted type boy. I like the amateur ship. That's what
- 1:21:56I said. I want some production ship. I need something. It's like
- 1:22:03in fucking randomacks of pot. You've seen it had what's the name the picture
- 1:22:05of her bandag ginger. I didn't know who that was. I know she
- 1:22:10is wanted the first I can identify her off the nipples. Yeah, that's
- 1:22:15the nip. That's a real beater. That's a real beater. That's why
- 1:22:17you're the resident freak ball. But she got weird nipples, so they're they're
- 1:22:20very You know that the stink show you her nipples three times? You pick
- 1:22:26them out, pick them out of lineup. Okay. I want the first
- 1:22:29ten seconds of the bid to start off like yo. Set it up like
- 1:22:32this, you keep falling. That's how it should be. Come up that
- 1:22:42I want to be changing the angles mit john as they're going, Nah,
- 1:22:45that should pissed me off. I'll be like in the story too, It'll
- 1:22:48be like I'll be like, yo, I hope you hit man, even
- 1:22:51I know who you're going to. I hope. But they're not getting enough
- 1:22:56actors for this. I like. I like the cheesy. I like when
- 1:22:58the nigga got like my sister and the mom. He going to the bathroom,
- 1:23:01cracked the sister and then we go to get a feet butter and jelly
- 1:23:06cracked them over the ones. Then his sister catching with the mom Oh my
- 1:23:11god, my boyfriend, and then he cracked both of them. Oh my
- 1:23:17god, I didn't tell you about this. See uh. Some of the
- 1:23:27honorable mentions beaters are us. I felt like that was a good one.
- 1:23:32Solid the nt B niggas that beating like that. Now everybody in there is
- 1:23:39niggas. That's why I didn't even consider it. But I thought it was
- 1:23:42funny personally. The watermelon patch. That one wasn't very It's not as bad
- 1:23:47as the last one. Not as bad as last one. That last one,
- 1:23:51I thought this one was gonna win meat and beat. That was a
- 1:23:55decent one. That was Okay, that was okay, Yeah, that was
- 1:23:59a good one. Beaterville. Yeah, honorable. The other ones that were
- 1:24:08on the all right, so that was the on was the older one?
- 1:24:10Okayip that was in the poll. Is that a Dave Chapelle shirt? It
- 1:24:15is a uh so that ones that didn't make it a stream of consciousness.
- 1:24:19I feel like that was a good one. That could have been you gotta
- 1:24:23be real, you gotta actually be real. The name of an episode from
- 1:24:28years ago is crazy. But the other one was last year. That was
- 1:24:33like last year, two years ago, so long ago. A lots happened,
- 1:24:38a lot of a lot of has happen. Yeah. The other one
- 1:24:41was just fantastic Beaters and where to find them? That was I feel like
- 1:24:44that. I love that one. That was. I like that one a
- 1:24:46lot. People almost wanted to rig this ship. We can still name it.
- 1:24:51It's not we got I got a brigade was keep hand on it.
- 1:24:59I can't send that, all right, you can all right? Beat the
- 1:25:02brigade. Yeah. Questions first question, all right, oh boy, some
- 1:25:10ship for me. No, it's not you might like it or not like
- 1:25:14it. Okay, what is the opposite of water? What is the opposite
- 1:25:18of water. What is the opposite of water air sand rocks, probably rock
- 1:25:29or metal. I'd say he's the closest sand either. It was like sand,
- 1:25:33I think it would be saying, yeah, what's the driest, driest
- 1:25:39possible. See, you're thinking about it from a dry spect. I'm thinking
- 1:25:41about it from a solid aspect. I'm thinking of it as like molecule.
- 1:25:45Yeah, the most opposite thing you got from flowy water is solid rock,
- 1:25:49solid rock or metal or something like that, because you can, Honestly,
- 1:25:55sand can flow sand can. That's what I'm saying. Like you want know
- 1:25:59what? Also, folks the wind right, But I'm saying, like,
- 1:26:03yeah, I think rock is the opposite of the water for sure. I
- 1:26:10don't know rockets rockets. Also, you can't run rock through your fingers.
- 1:26:14You run rocks through your fingers. Small rocks, which is pretty much saying
- 1:26:19it could be some pebble rocks is saying fingers you got where you got a
- 1:26:24bunches of bebbles? Mike going through if you stick, if you stick your
- 1:26:28hand inside of a fish tank and grab those rocks, those are just fun.
- 1:26:30How many you can get a handful of? Mike? What youre talking?
- 1:26:33How many are going through your fingers. Enough, What are y'all doing
- 1:26:39it like this? No, Mike, those rocks aren't that big. Get
- 1:26:42a big handful. They're a really little rock. I'm saying, all right,
- 1:26:45Like, go on, grab a handful of rocks. I hear how
- 1:26:47these questions devolve into this ship. You grab a handful of rocks, right,
- 1:26:53all right, boom, some will fall out in your fingers, right,
- 1:26:56but you're gonna still a nice nucleus of rocks in your palm. You
- 1:27:00ain't doing that with saying all the sand is gone. You can way more
- 1:27:05only say that's above the Yeah, you can hold you gotta hold it like
- 1:27:11a cup. You just have a hand like this, you saying, is
- 1:27:15still gonna be there something, but a lot less than it would be if
- 1:27:17there was rocks, the rachel, the boulders, boulders, all this I'm
- 1:27:21talking about, boulders would be the opposite of the water. Yeah, like
- 1:27:26a big rock, a mountain, okay, just water, mountain, a
- 1:27:30stone, a stone, water, the Pyramids, a stone, nigga,
- 1:27:40solid stone. I don't know. Air came to mind from first. For
- 1:27:43me. Sand is liquid rock. The reason why I said air is because
- 1:27:50take air to make water. So just another half. I don't know.
- 1:27:55Huh, you don't gott to follow that thought. Take oxygen to make water.
- 1:28:00Oxygen is not air. Oxygen's oxygen. What's in the air oxygen,
- 1:28:05nitrogen, other trace element, carbon dioxide, all type of ship. The
- 1:28:10main thing is oxygen. Now, we're not just gonna skim over the fact,
- 1:28:14like the main thing in that air is oxygen. We're not gonna do
- 1:28:15that. We're not going to do that. But that's the air, which
- 1:28:18is mostly what oxygen that's not. But it's not it's not the same.
- 1:28:23I see what you're saying, because air be devoid of oxygen type. Yeah,
- 1:28:27okay, it's not the same. I don't think it's not the same.
- 1:28:30Okay, it's not. Okay, it's not the same. Period we
- 1:28:34need Neil the grass Tyson to come. You could blow air into somebody's face,
- 1:28:40or like air could be blowing into your face, but it could be
- 1:28:42like you know, carbon dioxide and all that exactly. He's it's not blow
- 1:28:46air in the King's face. It's carbon diaz it's not oxygen. Yeah,
- 1:28:53but I still air. That's a combination because you're moving up. Oh yeah,
- 1:28:56I'm also moving the air. That's in the air that oxygen exact,
- 1:29:00but there's also be moving in with a lot of carbon dioxide. Still hit
- 1:29:03me with a little bit there. I don't know. Okay, next question,
- 1:29:05next question, I don't know why I'll be asking. This is the
- 1:29:11dumbest question that you can turn into like a fifteen minute discussion. It doesn't
- 1:29:15that's question that's on y'all fifteen because you know it, because you be looking
- 1:29:19like that when you make when you do it look like I knew this.
- 1:29:23I know. Because Mike gets angry and like the dumb questions. Let's just
- 1:29:27let them know it's a dumb question. No, I'm not that's going to
- 1:29:29turn to another no, no, no, you know what there was there
- 1:29:31was another quest stream. No, there was another question. I'll find it,
- 1:29:34but I'll just to delete it. But it said, you wake up
- 1:29:38as Batman. What is the first thing that you do, not go to
- 1:29:43work. I'll try you, honestly, if I wake up Batman, the
- 1:29:46last thing I'm doing is Batman ship probably cry by my parents. I'm going
- 1:29:51in the bat cave grave. You say you're going to the bat caven touching,
- 1:29:56I'm touching everything. Okay, I'm I'm throwing batter rings. I'm putting
- 1:30:00on you. The last thing I'm doing is fighting crime because I'm rich.
- 1:30:05Actually, I'm rich, right, I'm a billionaire. Last baddest bitch I
- 1:30:10can find. That's the first thing. I'm a billionaire. I'm gonna try
- 1:30:15to fund the Who is the baddest bitch that I can find? You gonna
- 1:30:17pay for it? No? Well, no, you was gonna pay for
- 1:30:23it, guys, No, you was gonna have to. You thought you
- 1:30:26was gonna just put it one one day of work. As a billionaire,
- 1:30:30the first thing you do in the morning is the best bitch you can find.
- 1:30:33Not, come on, bro, you gotta spend something. You had
- 1:30:34to put some pain there. You're gonna do it off the straight. Imagine
- 1:30:39imagine a woman. No, you a billionaire, you spending first day?
- 1:30:45You gotta spend something. You guys, spend something. You're not reaching you
- 1:30:49wake Bruce Wing Wing. You gotta reach for your wallet. I go to
- 1:30:54the to the nicest club in the city, Bill though, you can't,
- 1:30:59you batmobile, not because because Swayne, You're gonna go in there in your
- 1:31:03back's other cars? Where's the pictures? Where's the hole? He got a
- 1:31:11regular car, right, yes, regular phantom niggah anything but the batmobile.
- 1:31:18Okay, all the options, but the batmobile is enough. That's that's so
- 1:31:28disrespectful to not pay at that point, you're a billionaire, like you're the
- 1:31:30richest man in like the world. There, you're not paid for it.
- 1:31:34Billionaire in New York was paid for it either, You're a cheap fun because
- 1:31:40I feel like a lot of that's how I stay rich because ridge people get
- 1:31:42to the point where they're so rich they feel like they don't have to spend
- 1:31:44him. Y'all to say, niggas that get on me for not one to
- 1:31:45tip people. They all never suck my dick at the restaurant. Excuse me,
- 1:31:55So if they did second dick, you'll be more. Yeah, you
- 1:32:00wouldn't be more climbing thrown some brads, serato skins and some neck. No,
- 1:32:11it's actually mcfign. Oh god, I'm like, man, I'm trying
- 1:32:16one night. Some definitely, I'm just giving you fifty rats like that and
- 1:32:21don't talk. The fifty rats is just the never even speak to me against
- 1:32:25why That's exactly why women be like niggas is so horned because the first thing
- 1:32:29you gonna try and do is funk something because you're a bigger than No,
- 1:32:30I am Batman. I'm telling Batman somebody, Yeah, I'm I don't want
- 1:32:36to that's not the cool ship. I don't care what I'm going in the
- 1:32:44back. Yes, I'm flying the back. I'm driving the back, going
- 1:32:48nowhere. It's only one day. I want to say you Batman, you're
- 1:32:51Batman for a day. Batmobile. He said you wake up whole life.
- 1:32:58No, no, I didn't know that. I thought you wake up and
- 1:33:00that even if his for day. But I'm gonna pay the bitch crack in
- 1:33:04about forty minutes later. I won't be done then I can go, don't
- 1:33:09I got a clear head. I canna fly the fucking batter ring or whatever.
- 1:33:13You can do that as not Batman. You do that right now trying
- 1:33:17to drip a fan, not the bad I don't have the money for that.
- 1:33:20No, but in Batman, I definitely got the money. You got
- 1:33:24huh type carry right now? I got a forty exploring that kid. No,
- 1:33:27yeah, that girlfriend, No that don't you get up the one twenty.
- 1:33:30That's that's fair. That's gonna go. So you think that you just
- 1:33:34judging about how fast my bad man? Then you got people. He's in
- 1:33:43New York. You're probably only ever going forty like you think you weaving through
- 1:33:46traffick like that in New York going see in the movies he do weaving and
- 1:33:49there's nothing but destruction behind that. He's hitting everything. He's no traffick.
- 1:33:57Another reason I Batman bullshit, But we will you got will proceed. We've
- 1:34:01ever been able to go over like forty five in New York. He's going
- 1:34:04twenty five hours. Never know, you think you think, uh, Batman
- 1:34:09got a register here the batmobile? Why would you ask that dumb question?
- 1:34:12Again? No, that joint definitely a striker. You don't got to get
- 1:34:15registered. That's a stolen car. Like, how would he get a dumb
- 1:34:23question? How dumb that is dumb? How would he You ain't never see
- 1:34:27a license plate on that jump bro, That's true every rest of the car.
- 1:34:30Then anybody know Bruce Wayne is that man? You think he can't shut
- 1:34:33up a fake thing with the fucking They could go to John Doe or whoever,
- 1:34:38Why would you do that? It's a batmobile. They just be putting
- 1:34:42tickets on the ship in every pocket. Yeah, he said, you don't
- 1:34:46know who I am who never ticket to he got a clearing that turn invisible,
- 1:34:50like come on, bro hen and by that ship he stole it.
- 1:34:54Bro It was like for the feet, like the good of society is that
- 1:34:59church is have been on four registered. I think the talk to Nigga got
- 1:35:08superpower and he don't got super exactly. Superpower is the white privilege, but
- 1:35:14superpowers the white superhero. That was a parking ticket? What what was it?
- 1:35:20What are your favorite examples of black privilege, like people moving to not
- 1:35:26sit next to you on like the train or any something. People leaving you
- 1:35:30alone. Sometimes black being able to say whatever I want, like as far
- 1:35:33as race goes, like I have racial immunity. Okay, people automatically I
- 1:35:39could call anybody anything, say anything to anybody, described anybody. I don't
- 1:35:45know what I'm saying right now, like a boon a boon when our India
- 1:35:53first comes, like they're my favorite dune cools every time they come in.
- 1:35:57Very true shout out to my saying niggas R T N R my boys,
- 1:36:00no want I love you. I ain't gonna a lot of people automatically like
- 1:36:05offering foods that they know I like, like, motherfucker, like be try
- 1:36:10to be ignorant. You want some chicken? You actually I do? Yeah,
- 1:36:15you guys, I would love something like they already know what's like like
- 1:36:17if a white person's in here right now, it's like and you wanted to
- 1:36:20ask them what food they wanted. You was gonna guess, like what do
- 1:36:24you want to cast like not guessing that ship correctly. Motherfucker said, you
- 1:36:27want some twice baked potatoes? You want you want some clams? Casino?
- 1:36:36No, you know that remind me of that. You've seen that video of
- 1:36:40Pat Mahomes and his wife or they was asking like what's patch what pats favorite
- 1:36:45food? She was like fried chicken. He was like, nah, like
- 1:36:51chicken, fro steak. You know it's lasagna? Lying, bro, you
- 1:36:59know that definitely chicken coming from He said, I never made the lasignon day
- 1:37:02in my life. Let mean fried chicken every other week. Nigga, you're
- 1:37:05lying. I definitely have people offer me watermelon, like I know you want
- 1:37:09some water. They said, I know you want some watermelon, but I
- 1:37:15know you want some water. That's insane, but they were right. They
- 1:37:17were right, heavy like greape grape soda and grape drinks like you want you
- 1:37:24don't get you off. You offered me a great right handed right you called
- 1:37:30my you pulled my negro car. I go lie. I felt like motherfucker's
- 1:37:33evolved from grape soda and like I never just like you said, ship is
- 1:37:39gate too is not like it's Bob Probert. You got one in front of
- 1:37:42you. You just don't always have a great soda like you gotta go to
- 1:37:45specific places to get Like that's what I'm saying, because like what's like,
- 1:37:48what's a great soda now? Like like what crush crush rush rush? Definitely
- 1:37:56that crush great soda. Definitely, I had that been fit out. Yeah,
- 1:38:00when's the last time you had grape soda? It's been a while.
- 1:38:01But that's why when I now it's like you want to you want to drink
- 1:38:06that's blue? Yeah? What you know, like a blue soda? That
- 1:38:12shopped me out when I when I found out that grape so I like blue,
- 1:38:14So it shipped me out a little bit. Wait, what grape sodas
- 1:38:17blue? Well, certain grape so blue? Like you you look at the
- 1:38:23bubbles like the yeah, yeah it's white bubbles purple that makes it blue.
- 1:38:30You changed the hue. That'sy of the color. The more we like get
- 1:38:34into this ship, the more we realize you shouldn't be drinking this ship come
- 1:38:38out of nowhere. I just need to drink water exactly. No, I
- 1:38:44can't do that. You can't drink water. No, no water cool?
- 1:38:46But like just water, just water, you just have say water nasty,
- 1:38:54No, it's not nasty, just like it can't just be water like I
- 1:38:59want something. Yeah, let's just be water. I need to have a
- 1:39:01lemon in my water, even if crystal light will do. No, Like
- 1:39:04how long you know what I'm saying, Like you could drink water, but
- 1:39:06like how long you drinking water? Like just water? Ten days straight?
- 1:39:11I've done that before. Yeah, straight water. Yeah, I've done that
- 1:39:15for a while. But I did just buy some new apple juice. It's
- 1:39:19white grape apple juice and cherry apple juice. You're a child, but I'm
- 1:39:25with it. But your why is that child? It just sounds white crane,
- 1:39:28grape sound grapes? Well, apple juice is best anything cran you want
- 1:39:34to you want to juice to get fired, you just put some crane in
- 1:39:36there. Apple juices. That apple juice is the best juice, Apple is
- 1:39:41better than orange juice? Whoa, whoa? What you said apple juice isn't
- 1:39:44top three? He said, it's not better than you said apple juice.
- 1:39:45Is it better than orange juice? No? What was discussing top three?
- 1:39:51Apple juices better than orangejuice? Off the fact that if I brush my teeth
- 1:39:55and eat apple juice, I'm not gonna die. And the thing is when
- 1:39:59you gotta wait for five minutes after you brush your teeth, and it's supposed
- 1:40:01to it's marketed as a breakfast drink that first, you know, what's crazy?
- 1:40:05Is you really like if you're paying attention with it? Tell you really
- 1:40:09supposed to brush your teeth after you eat your breakfast? Either way, you're
- 1:40:14not gonna They can't either, even if it's before and after, it can't
- 1:40:16be within thirty minutes. Only so many things you can eat after you brush
- 1:40:20your teeth that's gonna taste good. Apple juice is Fineple juice is one of
- 1:40:26them. It's not even over half of hold on, but it's a different
- 1:40:32day from tastes you good too? Actively destroying you? Hold on? Hold
- 1:40:38on? What do I need the top three? What's your top three?
- 1:40:41What's cranberry anything except for all natural cranberry of course, of course, a
- 1:40:46little orange juice. And then I'm gonna say apple cid, you're an alcoholic
- 1:40:58alcohol Damn apple juice juice to who the fuck is this out here drinking pineapple
- 1:41:04juice juice in the French? Right, bitch, you gotta pine u His
- 1:41:14favorite food is Senegalese. It's not my favorite food, but it's it's up
- 1:41:17there, apple juice, apple juices undefeated. You can drink apple juice any
- 1:41:21time of the day, and it's all apple juices. Always gonna hit time.
- 1:41:25I was always gonna hit a lot, very childish, delicious. Why
- 1:41:30is why is apple juice under orange juice always going? Why why is apple
- 1:41:33juice more childs orange juice? My apple juice always gotta be mixed with something
- 1:41:38like it gotta be like an apple, so like that's chemistry. Said,
- 1:41:48if you make that, and for spright in my apple juice, I got
- 1:41:53a little kick to it, Like don't be almost like apple. Don't even
- 1:41:59be real juice. You take that, you know how like grape dude,
- 1:42:04they got white grape. No, don't got mecantized apple juice, Like I
- 1:42:08don't be seeing that ship they got they they got clementine juice. Grape.
- 1:42:17They don't where the clementine juice? Well look for it. It's just like
- 1:42:20you get tangerine. You get a lot of lemon juice. You know what
- 1:42:26I'm saying. McIntosh apples are the smaller apples. You gotta get a lot
- 1:42:29of macintosh. Man, Why don't got green apple juice? They do?
- 1:42:33That's that's not marketed to nobody. Bro, the sour green apple is probably
- 1:42:38ship price. That's your taste. Buzzes, gross apple, he got the
- 1:42:45worst taste. Buzz here. Don't hands down with that. Before you know
- 1:42:51you, GRIBs will strike him down immediately immediately. It was like you chose
- 1:43:02to and trying. Bro, that ship is cleaning solution. Got the simple
- 1:43:12green I could have swear I've seen it. That's clean. Next water that
- 1:43:17muslins that just minded. Somebody said muslim be saying pork is nasty. Nigga
- 1:43:23said, how you know? Oh yeah, Like I was like, wait,
- 1:43:26what that's you know? How you know you never you know, we
- 1:43:30in America, Like you're gonna accidentally eat pork not knowing, like that ship
- 1:43:35and the mother you just don't care about what be going on. Like I
- 1:43:38grew up on beef pepperoni and all that. I go out one day They're
- 1:43:43like, oh, yea, we're gonna get some pizza. We gonna ge
- 1:43:45pepperoni pizza. I'm like, everybody know I Muslin. We all like,
- 1:43:47I'm thinking, like we most of us are Muslim in here. They're gonna
- 1:43:50get the beef pepperoni because it's looking like you damn there every spot and Philly
- 1:43:56got it. So you ask for this ship. I take a bite,
- 1:43:58They're like, oh no, brother, that's regular. Did you stop out
- 1:44:05some order? They give you the pork fried rice I was heated. And
- 1:44:13there's some certain like stuff you eat like fruit snacks or cheat or chips or
- 1:44:17something got pork in it. A lot of them jaws now are gelatine not
- 1:44:25gelatin free. What is it called. They're like vegan like like gushes like
- 1:44:30the gelatin is yeah, something like that, like uh, gushers are whatever
- 1:44:34whatever. So they don't have pork like a lot of them Johns don't have
- 1:44:38porking it no more. Yeah, they definitely used to have other chemicals.
- 1:44:41Use used to like fake get can't you rice? Chrisperes and shif like that.
- 1:44:45It's like one thing you just find out it's porking, like Damncris got
- 1:44:48porking basic. At one point that was a that's what they were saying.
- 1:44:55So like, I'm not about to sit here and die over rice crisbies.
- 1:44:57I said it like it's not gonna eat them Wrice Christies really ain't that good.
- 1:45:00Really, marshmallows really aren't that good. First of all, as I
- 1:45:04got. If I'm gonna give up salvation, I'm not gonna do it for
- 1:45:08rice Chris for marshmallow. Damn lemonade over apple juice? Yes, like no,
- 1:45:13no, no apple just like eliminade. You not taking the cold apple
- 1:45:20juice? Berry just had a ship is good, got a blueberry, pomegranate
- 1:45:33and like I just went to I just went to chack a low and O
- 1:45:38b I and I got wings, garlic fries and apple juice. That sounds
- 1:45:43crazy, It sounds right, like sound great with it. It sounds crazy.
- 1:45:48And the apple juice was was perfectly chilled, went down smooth. You
- 1:45:51know what's crazy. That's a man I to drink water with. I had
- 1:45:56the water to slavers. I feel like that I just cannot pill I'm gonna
- 1:46:01hold you that apple juice was gone before the food got there. The wings,
- 1:46:05Uh, it was like a spicy spicy It was like a spicy barbecue.
- 1:46:13Wasn't whatever the toomic Hell, you wouldn't be doing this podcast anybody doing
- 1:46:19that. You know. I still want to do a Hot one challenge try.
- 1:46:24I can't wait to do that after the way y'all went down off that
- 1:46:27f that challenge. It's not as intense as the one Ship challenge. I
- 1:46:30would never do that ship again unless we paid for it. But that y'all
- 1:46:33did that, Hell, yeah, I'm never bro tried to definitely went from
- 1:46:39the chain. It was definitely shipping. Oh it came on both sides.
- 1:46:45Yes, yes, hmmm yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, all did
- 1:46:51it. Yeah it was I was traveling. Yeah, I was cool.
- 1:46:57I didn't throw up ship afterwards. There was definitely each other. I was
- 1:47:00watching them. I would never do that again. I was watching niggas in
- 1:47:02that hilarity. Well, this was bro. Think we're getting into there once
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