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10 Hands Commandment · BTG For President

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  Speaker A: Go out to la. Comin from the city where no pity is. Shell.
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  Speaker B: Shell.
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  Speaker A: Somebody need to do a song for la. Straight up. Hello, my name is Elaine and I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles. Look, count my nose.
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  Speaker B: Smoke up.
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  Speaker A: I'm from California, where you from?
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  Speaker B: So what?
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  Speaker A: I'm from California. Cal. California. California. This is Los Angeles.
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  Speaker B: Well, where, man, but number one. I can't believe this. In n out. Now, listen, I. I know it must have been a whole bunch of California niggas voted on this. A bunch of west coast vote on it. Because there's no way In n out is the best burger in America. Fast food burger. No way. No way. 1 in n outs ain't even everywhere. So that let me know that the, the votes are skewed. There's no way the number one burger could be some place that ain't everywhere. I can't go to every state and get an in and out. In and out is only like, you know, in the west, you know, far as maybe goddamn Houston or some shit like that. It might be one in Texas. Dallas.
• 1:14
  Speaker A: Well, it's like I told y' all people, y' all gotta understand something. It's not that. It's not what we do exactly. No, it is. It is. Y' all don't like the way we celebrate. I've said this time and time again, it's not that y' all don't like us. It's not because we win. We got a gang, we got a lot of championships, right? But that's not, that's not, that's not the thing. Um, it's not the championships, it's not the athletes. Because we can. Look, if y' all want to do like a top ten. Um, like. Or maybe not the top ten. Let's do a top five. Let's do a top five, right? We will kill y' all in the top five. When it come to athletes, when it comes from the athlete from, from, from, from the state or from the city, we killing y' all in that. Remember, Remember the episode where Joe Buttons was like. He was like, if he came up with his top five artists all time from Jersey, it can compete with. No, it can't. When it comes to la, we are smacking the dog shit out of most of y'. All and probably in a dog fight with the ones who are competitive. You know what I'm saying, King James? You're right. There's, there's, it's not everywhere. In n out is not everywhere throughout the country. No, but Guess what else ain't always out there like that? Nigga, you gotta come out west. And I think the furthest you can go to go get Jack in a box might be somewhere in the Midwest. Might be. I don't know. I gotta check with some niggas out there. Okay. I don't know. Maybe check Indy. Indy might have a Jack in the box. I'll check, but that still made the list. Y' all niggas all a nobody. Nobody swears by whataburger more than Drake. And I'm not. I'm not talking about Iceman. I'm talking about Mr. D713. Aka everything culture. Everything's culture. Okay? That Drake right there, he said is. Is. He said it's smacking around. In and out. No, it's not. No, it's not. The burger is good. Is it phenomenal? No, in and out is not. Our number one is the most commercialized, is the most popular. But it's not the best burger that you gonna get out here. Hell, Marathon Burger way better. And Marathon just came out with it a couple of years ago. And they burger, they. They regular burger, they standard burger, they Angus beef burger, that fire, okay? Way better than in and out. Fat Sals, we gotta wet. We got a pastrami Western burger out here that come with chicken strips. Hey, King German, it comes to. When it comes to this burger, none of you over there from your side of town can with us, okay? New York, them can't with us. They on that pizza. They on that dollar pizza. They on that thin sliced pizza, okay? That's what them do. All right, Chicago, sit down. Y'. All. Is hot dogs and, and, and, and pies, which I'll call pizza. No, get that deep dish out of here. I'm still gonna eat it though. But no, that's what y'. All, that's what y' all specialize in now. Y', all. Y' all want to go to south, huh? We not fucking with Louisiana when it comes to the gumbo. We already know that. Texas, I mean, it's gonna be a head of fade when it comes to that barbecue. But y' all not fucking with us when it comes to the burgers. Are you kidding me? I've never seen on any menu a East coast burger. I've never seen on any menu a down south burger. No, but there's always going to be a west, a western burger or. Or west coast burger. It's always because we got the secret code. That's avocado. Y' all not with us. When it come to that. Burgers, man. All right? Leave us alone. And. And if we send our top five over there, we can just send. We can just send Tom Brady and Barry Bonds. That's two right there. That's two right there. Y' all not. Hey, I told y', all, dog. Yeah, it's not. It's not even about that, man. It's not even about that, big dog. But y' all not. We gotta What? It's good. We got a West coast double smash. Hey, man, look at these prices. 14.99, 15.99. Yeah. Pastrami Western Double smash. That's melted cheddar, hot pastrami, chicken fingers. Like I said, onion rings. Forgot about that. Okay, Honey barbecue mayo on a garlic buttered bun.
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  Speaker B: What?
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  Speaker A: And I bet you're not gonna eat it all in one setting. No, we got meaty burger out here. Pause if needed. You know, that's off of Florence. Off of Florence and Crenshaw. Be careful. Be careful. You mention five guys, that. That's what y' all call burgers. And yes, they got. They got fries for days. And. Yo, yo, I feel bad y' all being deprived of good Finch fries out there. N is saying 5 got M. First of all, McDonald's is not even real fries. That's not even real food. Okay? But if you want to get the all time top two and not number two fries of all time, you have to go to rallies, get the seasoned fries. Y' all still eating those basic ass fries out there, Steak and shake fries. I don't even know if we got a steak and shake out here. We probably do now, because. But prior to that. No, we never. We don't think we had one. Yo, y' all eating steak fries from Red Robin. Y' all are disgusting. King Germ, I'm sorry. I had to. Did you like this? But this. When it comes to this burger, y' all are out y' all mind. I got some. We got some Heavy Hawkins. We got some heavy hitters over here. We call. And. And you said something about how it drips off the foil. It was kind of pause. No, we do yellow rappers out here. It's a yellow wrapper. A rap your burger, man. We can go a little to little mom and pop burger spots out here. That's probably killing five guys. Are you serious, man? If you don't get that corporate up out of here, five guys next you're gonna come with island burgers or something like that. That's disgusting. But that's not why we here. No. And Quite frankly, I'm hungry. These are the Ten Hand commandments. Now this particular show is about shit that just frustrates me to the point where I think hands is needed. Sometimes you need to slap somebody up a couple of times in the open or close. Boxing gloves preferably. I think we should all keep a set of boxing gloves on us. For real. For real. I think that's needed. You know, we just. Right. Bare knuckles is not, you know, you don't want to get too banged up, you know what I'm saying? So I had those gloves on deck, man, have multiple sizes and stuff like that because you never know who you're gonna run into. But these are a couple of things that kind of bother my soul a little bit. Maybe frustrate me a little bit or just get me out of my character. Stuff that in the past too, you know, I'm saying this is like an all time type of thing, you know, this is not just, you know, what, what today's world looking like. Look now because it's gonna be some old vintage stuff over here. Number one or number ten, I should say. Thou shall not turn off my game while I'm still playing it. Now it's so many. It's. That's layered. That means no running or playing in the house. If you bring your, you bring your kids over or whatever and we dating and kid over and stuff like that and they running around and they, and they, and, and they knock the power cord out while I'm playing in the wreck. That's a problem. Okay, I remember back in the day, I'm playing one, one of them 90s, early 90s Madden games, bro. Super Nintendo, no memory card. Do you know how long it took me to take my Raiders to the super bowl to face the Green Bay packers only for my cousin to press reset in the third quarter and I'm up. Hands, nigga, hands. Don't touch my system. Don't. Don't. A man's gaming system that's damn near his bible for the ones that still play games. You ain't even got to be a gamer and shout out to all the 35, 40, 45 and up gamers out there, the originals. See, that's the thing. I never took offense of the women of today, of today's world on the Internet complaining about grown man playing video games. You want to know why? That's what we started with. Okay? Now y' all may have stopped playing with Barbies, but y' all still playing makeup and y' all still not some of y' all still not doing it right. But y' all keep trying, huh? Y' all keep doing that. Not. And I know y'. All, some of y' all do a phenomenal. Y' all know y' all foundation number. Y' all know what y' all doing out there. But some of them, some of y' all know, some of y' all looking like Pennywise when y' all walk out of there. But we not complaining about it. We not complaining about it. Yeah, you don't play with Barbies anymore because you are Barbie now. Now you playing makeup with yourself and shit like that. Leave us alone. We are the originators when it comes to being gamers. We are the true gamers. If you've never had a head of fade in Madden 2K, call it whatever, whatever game that you niggas that can play right next to you though the online, the real is when you had to line it up with your friends right there. That was pressure. Five or six in the living room and who got next? Mortal Kombat. You know what I'm saying? Street Fighter. Don't mess, don't, don't mess with again a man's gaming system. Don't turn it off. Don't try to clean it, don't move it. Don't become a gamer yourself overnight trying to impress them. Don't do none of that, okay? Because that, that's hands right there. The next one. Leftovers. Leftovers is important in any type of relationship, okay? Some. One of the most painful left theft of, of leftovers is coming. And during the college years, nigga, putting something in that, in that refrigerator was a gamble. Was a motherfucking gamble, okay? Because you got roommates and then you. And if, if y' all, who, if y' all say y' all are, who y' all say y' all was back in the day, it was all kind of strangers coming through that. Yeah. No matter if it was a dorm or y' all pieced up and all got a two, a three bedroom apartment. 17 was Wu Tang clans everywhere. Powered up in all kind of two bedroom apartments, living a real college life. So putting something in that refrigerator was. I was risking it. Something great. Them wrench packages from them, that, that, that, that wrench that you that used to get from Jack in a Box. Jack in the Box is a. Hey, King James. That's another thing. Jack in the Box. That was, that's drunk food. That's after the club. That's after the club or after the lounge food right there. You can eat it whenever you Want to. They got 24 hour breakfast killing, you know what I'm saying? To me, my favorite joint on here, Paul's, besides the egg rolls, is the. And I know what is gonna go wild with this one. But I'm saying pause now. I'm gonna say pause afterwards. But they got this extreme sausage sandwich breakfast sandwich King jar to die for. Literally. Anyway, pause. But yeah, I mean, leftovers, you know, yo, your partner. See, and that's the thing, because I'm a hypocrite. Because if Marcy leaves something in there, you know, the husbands. The husbands, we be on that. Hey, we're gonna give it a time limit, big dog, because we know after a certain. How many times your wife brought back something? 12 cow, hear me? And she go to brunch. She go out with the ladies, whatever the case may be. Because Marcy be going to wives events and brunches with her cousins and like that. Like that. Be getting down. They be. And she gonna eat. And she a seafood baby, you know what I'm saying? So crab boils and all that. My. She'll be getting all kind of lobster pastas and pizzas and like that. Anything that has something to do with the goddamn sea, that's where you could find her, right? But you know, her bag is crazy, you know what I'm saying? She eats. She. She a pasta. She a pasta baby. But she. She gonna eat and she gonna bring some shit back. And I'm like, how many times has she brought something back? And you. You a good nigga. You like, look, that's her shit. Don't touch it. And then that shit end up going bad or it's just been in there too long. That motherfucker in the back of the refrigerator, freezing up and frozen. And that is a fossil now. And you like, damn, you feel bad because. Nah, it ain't the fact that she wasted food. It's the fact that you had your eye on that for a whole week. Yeah, man, leftovers is the thing, man. Don't touch my. Don't touch my number seven. Don't. This is. This was back in the day. And this. This kind of aligns with the game system. It doesn't apply to. To the today. And I'm gonna tell you why. But don't take my CDs. Some niggas had CD cases like the books out. That wasn't my thing. Although I had one, but it wasn't my thing because. Because the. Because the ogs know, nigga in the car, you have. You got to have a CD book, you know what I'm saying? How many niggas put the, the, the, the, the, the CD cover in there with the cd, you know what I'm saying? Some niggas used to reverse it so they wouldn't, I mean flip it so they wouldn't scratch the, the disc part. Like really took care of they CDs. If you got a skip in one of your favorite CDs, it was all bad, man. It was all bad. Now the good thing is if you got it, you, you have a better chance of getting another one. It's that first one you gotta get whenever if you didn't get it. See and I used to go to mom and pop CD stores. We, we had the Sam Goodies and the. What's the other one? Sam Goody and Tower Records, Best Buy, shit like that. But nigga, we used to go to, you know, Long beach. Got the famous one over or had it. But yeah, I had one around the corner from miles. I rode in the bike to go get. And then it was X during basketball season. It was raining, dropped in December. I drove, I rode my bike in the rain to go get that goddamn CD. And then when I was off track any 11th and 12th grade, we worked, we had summer jobs. So I was like a janitor for one. I did clean and green. I was a teacher assistant and I worked at Magic Mountain. But one of our popping malls back in the day, South Bay Galleria, they used to have a store called Electronic Boutique or something like that. And they had video games up in there. And then you can, you know, Toys R Us still existed, you know, that was popping like I said Best Buy. There was a gang of big brand places that sold video games as well. But I went to that one. Besides, what was the other one when I got older was the Garden of Swat Meet N used to get the. He used to get mad and, and any, any other popular game he used to get like a week before it came out. I got a couple of like at least two, three years in a row. I used to get the game like early on before was getting it. I mean unless you knew about that spot and you know, some niggas knew. But I used to go to Electronic Boutique. That's where I would go get some video games. Knockout Kings. I had got Knockout Kings. I got the Nation Rip Rider and I had got the Diamond Rider cd. I never had to bang it on wax. But I did buy those two. I forgot when the nation rewrite it because they didn't. I don't I'm not sure if they came out on the same day. Did they? I don't remember. But I didn't get them at the same time. But I do remember that night my mom ended up taking me to the mall and I ended up getting Knockout Kings. And I think it was. It wasn't. I think. I think I got Nation Rick Riders second and then I got Diamond Riders first, something like that. But I got one of them. I got one of them CDs with knockout kings at the same time. Yeah, but I didn't like when used to ask for my CD so they can bump it in a. And they CD player. Like, nah, man. That's where some of our trust issues come from is when we had to. Yo, let me get that X. I'm saying let me go. Hey, let me get. Let me. Let me get that Jay Z. Let me get that 1472 Maya. Me and Keon went to the Inglewood swap meet to go get Maya cd. That was fire. Her first album was fire. What we got next? Oh, the horse playing in front of the girls. I've talked about this on plenty of episodes before you. I think this is number six. You. You playing around. Stop being stupid. Because now as an adult at 43, I know you doing this because you not used to being around certain caliber of girls or. And. Or women. You kind of. You might be nervous. So this is how you, you know, this is how you act. This is how you act when you nervous, you know what I'm saying? Or you just trying to impress them and you think in your head that being super duper macho and irritating is going to turn them on. You know what I'm saying? And most of the time it may have worked for some girls, but for the most part, stop being stupid. You just got. Hey, let me to. To a young man out there that's not. That's on a way to catching feelings for girls or being really into girls and stuff like that. Let me let you in on a little secret. Just be cool. My nigga. You do not have to do the actress. I promise you. You don't. Okay? Just play it cool. Don't go over there trying to put niggas in the cross face chicken wing, okay? Don't sit up there and lie and say you beat up 17 in 13 seconds. Don't do that. Don't try to slap box and try to show how shifty you are with your hands. She don't care about that. Stop. Because then when they leave now we about to jump you, because you probably scared one. If you scare one, it's going to be shaky for everybody else. Brothers, stop acting stupid. What we got next? This is a major one. Buying the wrong sports team apparel. We gotta have hands for that. We gotta fight, mama. I love my mama, but one year for Christmas, she bought me a Dallas Cowboy starter jacket. The winter one with a hood. Hood big than a. And I turned that motherfucker inside out. It just all happened to be raining in California, so I had to wear my jacket that's built to wear in the rain. But guess what? I'm a motherfucking Raiders fan. And my mama got me a Dallas Cowboy. It was the white one, my nigga. I'm talking about cocaine. Colombian white. Just before you sit it in a rapper. This is the purest cocaine you gon find on the block. With a big ass blue Dallas star on the back, my nigga. The Cowboys written in her front left chest pocket or something like that. But a big ass blue star back there. I think I was hot. I turned that mother in the inside, it was gray. I turned that mother. You can. And it was the stitch. The outside stitching of the star showed in the back. So you still knew it was Dallas. I turned that motherfucker inside out. I wore that motherfucking inside out a couple of times because I'm a Raiders fan. Then when I told my mom, I was like, she just giggled. I said, I'm not wearing this shit. I didn't say that out loud, but you got the drift. What's the next one? This is along the lines of eating my leftovers. Don't eat off my plate before I eat off my plate. You understand? Don't eat off my plate before I eat off my plate. We order something, I don't even even. I don't even care if we don't like ordering anything. We stay in, we at the crib, we make some Alfredo, you know what I'm saying? No, no, no, no. I'm lying. I'm lying. Because if we at the crib, like, that's when the portions come out and you gonna get what you want to get is your way. This really applies when we're at a restaurant and you're indecisive, I finally find something. Usually. Now let's talk to the women out there. Usually the man will find him something. He's going to find him something that he knows. Either he's willing to try or he actually knows what he's going to eat and he knows how much of it that's why he got it. You, on the other hand, talking to some women, maybe most. Should I get this? I don't know if I want this, but I want to taste this. Oh, and I hate you niggas out there that say, well, you get this and I'll get this. Hey, you get this so I can get this. No, no, I want this. This is what I'm going to get. I don't want to get that because you don't. You don't want to order it. You want me to order it so you can eat off of it and see if you order it next time because you're going to that. No. And then. Then if it's not that, then it's, hey, look, hey, let me get the. Let me get the number 9o. I was going to get the number 9, but now that you getting, I'm going to get the number number 11 and let me taste the number 9 and see. No, no, because I got enough or I got what I wanted for me. Okay? I don't even want to go. I'm triggered. Let's go to the next one, man. Don't invite me somewhere and then expect me to just meet new people and be cool with it. It's not about meeting new people. That's not the problem. Focus on what I'm saying. Don't invite me somewhere and then disappear. And I'm around a bunch of people that you're connected to through so many different experiences, whether it's work, church, past relationships, school, hobbies, some shit like that. Like, nah. Then I get there, you speak to me, and then you go off. You gotta be a host. I get it. But I don't see you for the next 45 minutes, or you don't pay attention to me for the next 45 minutes, and then the second time you come up to me, you ask me if I'm good. Don't invite me. And then don't invite me if my energy is not going to match up with the niggas that you know that I don't fuck with like that or, you know, I wouldn't fuck with. Don't invite me. You should know me by now. You should know what type of energy I want to be around. You want to know about the energy that I don't want to be around? You should know this already. So don't invite me. Now, I'm not saying that I need all the attention. No, it's not that at all. But given that it's in an environment and in a setting where Most of the people that's there, I don't know. Then, nigga, what you want me to do at this point? We. What you want me to do at this Catalina Wine mixer? What you want me to do? Okay, don't invite me, big dog. I'm cool. Let's see, what's the next one? Don't send me graphic videos on my ig. Yeah, see, I'm done with that. I've been done with that for years. Don't send me anything of anybody getting shot, slaughtered, ran over, or anything like that. Now, don't get me wrong, I've seen a couple of fight videos and stuff like that, but some of those. I'm not trying to see the graphic stuff. I'm not. That's. That's. That's the thing, you know, watching fighting videos, whether it's professional or, you know, amateur ghetto shit, that's one thing. But seeing shit where is, like, extremely graphic. Nah. And for some people, they probably can handle that stuff on a normal. I remember one year was so much killing going on that I was seeing on Twitter probably mostly, but then on ig, they would have it on ig. There was a time period where IG and. And Twitter was just coordinated with each other. You know, the news was right then and there. If I went from one app to the other, the first thing that would pop up at the top of the feed was that all the time, if I seen something on Twitter that was going viral on Twitter, if I went over to ig, that shit would be at the top of the feed. Now, it's not like that anymore, but it used to be like that. And before it had that, you know, that. That warning message that you get. Hey, are you sure you want to cross this line? Do you. Are you sure you want to see this shit? Before they had that, the shit would just be up there. And that is natural for any. A lot of humans just to just watch that car crash. And what ends up happening with some people, such as myself, that shit start fucking with your spirit. You know what I'm saying? That shit start fucking you up a little bit, because you're not supposed to be. You're not supposed to be seeing that shit on a normal basis. So, nah, don't send that to me. I don't care about that shit. I'm gonna hear about it, and hopefully I don't. But I don't want to see that. I don't. There's. I'm not, and I'm not. I'm not high and mighty about it. There's times where I don't keep scrolling, you know, because my curiosity sometimes. But I. I don't want to get used to seeing that shit. So don't send it at all. You know what I'm saying? We good on that one. What we got next? We coming up on the end. Don't send me a paragraph text. Just call me or send a voice message. This is, this is my thing. Like we, we are. We're in the ages of instant replies and, and feedback. It's like that now, you know what I'm saying? You got different apps that you can communicate through. You can talk. Be talking or texting a motherfucker in Japan now, you know what I'm saying? Where that loan, before that long distance call would. That bill would look crazy. I remember messing with a girl that stayed. She stayed somewhere. Wherever she stayed at, nigga, it was. She had to pay my mama phone bill. She offered to pay my mama phone bill as how much we talked about on the phone. Super cool girl. Yeah, she offered to pay my mama phone bill. That's how it was. Long distance. But I forgot. I forgot where she. It wasn't that far away, you know what I'm saying? But at like, you know, I'm the king of the voice messages. Why? Because that's. To me, that's. That's. I used to think text messaging was one of the best invention. You know, text messaging was my thing. The Sidekick phone, best keyboard of all time. Especially Sidekick 3, for sure. The best texting phone of all time. And soon as iPhone came out with the voice messages and when the apps, these platforms added the voice message option, that's the best shit ever. I don't see how niggas don't like that one. Because now when I really want to text you something and for people that might take all caps the wrong way or they could read something the wrong way, they misinterpret what the sentence, the message or whatever, whatever the reply was. Now I just get to say it. I just get. Cause I. The voice message is, I don't really want to have a conversation with you on the phone, but I don't feel like texting all this shit either. So here, you know, or. And it's one of those, hey, I'm not able to talk on the phone like that. I might be, you know what I'm saying, doing a lot of shit and I just want. Texting you is just going to take away from what I'm doing when I can just hold my phone Up. Just start talking like we actually. Are we just gonna be talking back and forth. To me, that's the best thing ever. But anytime you send me a long ass text message, I got ptsd. I don't wanna read all that shit. I don't my. I don't feel like reading a paragraph and then I gotta respond to there's three parts. There's three bodies of that paragraph and I don't feel like breaking that shit down. And I can hear your tone too through the voice message. So why would you want to send me a long ass text message? And I don't even know how you feeling. What's the purpose, nigga, just press record. Press the. Press the mic icon and say it. And then send. Works so much better like that. Do not send me it. Won't even lie to you. Yes, I do respond to text messages just by texting back sometimes. But when to me, because I'm a person that sends feedback into a lot of different shows. More often when I send feedback even and it's audio feedback, they still misinterpret what I say a lot of the time. You know what I'm saying? And just imagine me typing all that shit over there them. Really? Man, then I didn't ask a simple question before and gave. Gave me a whole totally different answer to a different answer. I mean, a different question. They didn't even answer my question. They answered it with a different. Oh my God. So yeah, don't do that. Don't send me no long ass text messages. And then last but not least of the ten hands, commandment, Thou shalt not offer me any candy corn. Don't do that shit. Don't pass me that sweet. That sweet plastic, huh? That old knockoff tofu gummy bear. That shit is a neglected creation. That's what candy corn is. Y' all are disgusting people. Okay? You niggas, the niggas that eat chocolate and mint together. Something is wrong with y'.
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  Speaker B: All.
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  Speaker A: Yeah, you niggas that made tuna. You niggas that make tuna with regular dill relish and not sweet relish. Something is wrong with y'. All. Something is wrong with y'.
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  Speaker B: All.
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  Speaker A: So I used to have. I used to have beef with niggas who. Who used to just, you know, was critical of how I eat my grits because they only. They. They do shrimp from grits. I've had shrimp and grits a few times, several occasions, and it was great. Every time, shout out to Amber. She made us the. We had shrimp and grits about Three, four weeks ago, banging shrimp grip. Shrimp and. And cheese cheesy grits. Shit was fire. But it still doesn't. It's still not top tier. Like the sugar and butter. Who gave your niggas the rule book to say you can't put sugar and butter and grits? If that's more so of like malt o meal or cream of wheat and oatmeal? No, for you judgmental as what else I want to call you motherfuckers. Middle class minded motherfuckers. Okay, Take me. If you actually turn the box around and read and read, it actually tells you to add sugar in your grids. So if you have a problem, I don't care. Eat it and shut up. Okay, you know what? I did my third plate and the shrimp and Grinch that Amber made, I sprinkled some sugar on it. That sweet and savory combination had me lit. And I know I'm out there pissing people off, but none of them come close to being upset as I was when I was offered candy corn throughout my life. Shit is stupid. It's the dumbest candy. It's a dumb candy. Candy corn is a dumb candy. And you can hurt somebody if you throw. If you throw one at somebody, you could hurt somebody with candy corn. All you Chicago motherfuckers are still mad. Cause I say y' all known for hot dogs. Y' all known for the glizzies. Hot dogs are great. Pause. I'm just saying, when it comes to the hamburger, y', all, y' all are excluded from the conversation. Okay? You're not allowed. Okay. Y' all have a good day out there.