Zombie Loophole

jwz · Oct 29, 2026

If you posit that souls, ghosts and zombies exist; then one who died with unfinished business, but whose death happened to turn their soulless corpse into a ravening zombie and set their ghost free; then that ghost, upon re-possessing that corpse, would find no resistance at all. Haunting your own zombie just brings you back to life.

Probably immortal, possibly with a skin condition.

I will not be taking any questions.

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