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OUTRO: Scaffolding Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tickt off
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  Speaker 1: for for doggies.
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  Speaker 2: For to seven Net very weekday on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Guys again he pugs out of It's man, he's a
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  Speaker 3: sick bastard.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He is. He has been
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  Speaker 1: literally it's not very long. My wife might be coming
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  Speaker 1: down to pick up the keys. Yes, she's locked herself out,
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  Speaker 1: and I said to her, I, sister, I see as
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  Speaker 1: well one of the beds, one of the bedroom windows
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  Speaker 1: is open. How's your wrapper body strength? She's ripped, so
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  Speaker 1: she'll be here in a couple of minutes. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: she's ripped though, Like she's stocky. She's stocky, bastard. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It would be annoying, though, wouldn't it. Would you be
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  Speaker 1: happy with that? Fellas if you're at home there's a
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  Speaker 1: window open, but you're not strong enough to get through it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they would fuck me off. I'd like to think
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  Speaker 2: I'd use you just standing there looking at it again,
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  Speaker 2: could you put a bit under it or something and
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  Speaker 2: use that to climb on? See? I would rather find
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  Speaker 2: stuff and find a way in then.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a dude move because it also comes with
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  Speaker 1: the risk of falling off and breaking your neck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she would just look at that and go with
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  Speaker 1: there's I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: You should have seen me painting today.
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  Speaker 1: The other side of it actually should land in the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not just you know, we would take that risk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we've got decades of climbing and through windows, pest
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  Speaker 1: and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: We've got so much climbing experienced, dudes. I climb everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I climb to work today steps, Yeah, like today. Right,
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  Speaker 2: So the end of our house, I'm painting the sort
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  Speaker 2: of the face ship.
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  Speaker 3: Can I poise you there? Could you rustle that mic
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  Speaker 3: a little bit more? Please make you just likering the
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  Speaker 3: fuck out of it, Chris, Sorry, you were telling a
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  Speaker 3: story something about that's about a house.
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  Speaker 2: The front of the house, the face shire picture of
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  Speaker 2: the front of the Mariah how it's like a triangle point.
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  Speaker 2: I'm painting there on the front of my house. And
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  Speaker 2: I would say, I've got my letder and it's a
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  Speaker 2: it's an a frame letter. And he's loved this story,
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  Speaker 2: and I fold one half of it right up. That
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  Speaker 2: letter is like six meters long at this point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm up there and it's like shaking.
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  Speaker 4: Does anyone holding the letter? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: See, And I'm climbing up and I'm painting.
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember that old PSA.
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  Speaker 2: Bro I'm very careful ship And I'm like yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: in my head, I'm like, even though my dad fell
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  Speaker 2: off a letter a couple of years ago and like
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  Speaker 2: broke his arm in three places, I'm like, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: You're different obviously, but from the example of falling off
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  Speaker 3: the ladder.
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  Speaker 2: But like, it is funny when you've got your letter
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  Speaker 2: at full flips, how much like how shaky it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's really funny. But I'll gett better at it now though,
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  Speaker 2: because I've been up and down it a few Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Taking so long. You've been doing there for ages.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking painting, just painting.
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing a good job instead of just painting
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  Speaker 1: over it? Yeah, it'll peel off by the time you
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  Speaker 1: sell the house.
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  Speaker 2: See. This is the issue is like I look at
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  Speaker 2: like a picture of weather board that's been outside for
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  Speaker 2: fifty five years, Yeah, and it's got flaky paint on it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm picturing it now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am going around the whole place and sanding
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  Speaker 2: that all off first, and then priming it and then
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  Speaker 2: putting two coats of paint on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your area of coverage at one time? So like,
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  Speaker 3: how much are you sanding and then painting and then.
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  Speaker 2: Standing the whole face?
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  Speaker 1: Shit?
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, the whole the whole thing boom boom, and
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  Speaker 2: then and around the sides of the house and then
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  Speaker 2: the next time A right, it's painting time. So then
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  Speaker 2: get the ladder, move that around the house the whole
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  Speaker 2: way around prime.
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  Speaker 1: What do you scaffold the whole house? Bro? If I
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  Speaker 1: no scaffolder, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: That's something my dad would have you been in that
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  Speaker 2: house for twenty eighteen and you've got no scaffold? Have
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  Speaker 2: you got scaffold?
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't have scarefold?
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  Speaker 4: You're scaffolding at my rental? No you don't, Nah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't do house stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Your missus do with some scarefolding right now?
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  Speaker 1: She could? She can bang to give some scaffolding.
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  Speaker 2: Real good to be on a scaffolding is pretty fucking amazing,
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  Speaker 2: Like scaffolding around a skyscraper, like mentioned, looking at that
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  Speaker 2: and going right trying to pack the sucker down.
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  Speaker 1: Scarefolding pigs. Yeah, like they about the Egyptians.
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  Speaker 2: Really what really cool?
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  Speaker 1: They used bamboo though not steeling.
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  Speaker 2: The Egyptian It is crazy when you go to Asia
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  Speaker 2: and that they still all the horizons and stuff. In
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  Speaker 2: some places they still have bamboo the whole way bamboo
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  Speaker 2: scare her invented bamb what is it? Scarefolding there we
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  Speaker 2: go they wouldn't use and Mogi invented back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds right.
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  Speaker 2: When they lead two pieces of bamboo up against the
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  Speaker 2: building and will hang about.
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  Speaker 1: That's good because dang a bed the whole Archy Big
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  Speaker 1: Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchym with a
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  Speaker 1: ho Warchy Big Show Podcast absolutely Friday. I'm ready to
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  Speaker 1: go home to bed.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell by the old ass band a brainstorm
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  Speaker 4: out there.
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  Speaker 2: That was quite entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: That was but it was good because it took a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer than it should have happened. I agree, and
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  Speaker 1: the idea became pretty clear pretty quick. And yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: still a lot of explaining. It was all good. It
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  Speaker 1: was enjoyable.
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  Speaker 3: I literally got to the point where I wasn't sure
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  Speaker 3: how to explain it anymore because it had been explained
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  Speaker 3: so much that I didn't quite know.
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  Speaker 1: That was good?
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  Speaker 4: What other way I could put that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked it because it was the first time
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  Speaker 2: in ages that our boss has run the brainstorm. Usually
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  Speaker 2: the brainstorm is run by the commercial team. Yeah, not
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  Speaker 2: very concise. We've got three things boom boom bom, what
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  Speaker 2: do you guys think? But it was our boss doing
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  Speaker 2: it at this time, and it took twenty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: because everyone decided that everything he asked would make it
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  Speaker 2: sexual joke out of well didn't he start it? Well,
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  Speaker 2: he started it by not knowing what bum buddy man
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  Speaker 2: had he not know?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know, No.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't, he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when we were doing the goat and he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to do the throat goat that's right for the
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  Speaker 2: best cigarette all time.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's hearing these terms, but he has no idea.
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  Speaker 2: We were like, cool, so you want to do a
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  Speaker 2: countdown or whatever it is about people's.
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  Speaker 4: That's great about the throat gap.
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  Speaker 1: I'm keen on that, your guys, throat goat?
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  Speaker 3: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I was going to say joke. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to. I don't know, pugs, he will be yours.
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  Speaker 4: Don't just swing that back at MAT's a.
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  Speaker 1: Good question, Joe. Well, because you don't just what I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it, you could answer it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about it too. Actually, Moggie, who's yours?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying to you. I'm thinking about it.
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  Speaker 4: But now i'm thinking. So, Chris, who would yours be?
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  Speaker 4: I can't think I'm thinking about you.
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  Speaker 2: Do like a thought started, you probably would be out
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  Speaker 2: to your pa.
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  Speaker 4: I think I started the thought in general. So if
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  Speaker 4: you have a thought to start the response to.
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  Speaker 2: My question, probably your partner would be yours.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you have to say that.
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  Speaker 1: Are recording this recording, we can't say it's froat coat. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you have to say that, because if you didn't say that,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, I love how for a point there
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  Speaker 2: you thought that I was making a joke that you're missing.
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  Speaker 4: That was the way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you did well, you did really that, you did
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  Speaker 4: really well?
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  Speaker 2: Who would be yours?
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  Speaker 1: Bogy? I can't remember?
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  Speaker 2: Must have been good.
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  Speaker 4: My partner is a good singer, is she? I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what it is much these days. She doesn't think
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  Speaker 4: she is.
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  Speaker 2: She strikes me as someone who gives it gusto.
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  Speaker 4: She's a good rapper. Okay, well she's a good freestyle rapper.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, She gets a couple of yeas, and
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  Speaker 3: she is freestyle wrapping off the dime, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: like even if the rhyme, I've had a few, and
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  Speaker 3: she's had a few.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the difference there is that what makes her a
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  Speaker 3: good freestyle rapper is regardless of how ship the liners,
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  Speaker 3: she commits to saying it, whereas I'm like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: no no, and as she's coming up with them in
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  Speaker 3: her head, she's like, it's the sentence has been plotted
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  Speaker 3: out word by word, and she commits even if it
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  Speaker 3: sounds dumb. She says it like it's swagged out, like
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  Speaker 3: it's a mean rap line, instead of like me, whereas
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  Speaker 3: I can't think of anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get her in here to do a freestyle
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  Speaker 2: wrap then about pugs are just about anything.
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  Speaker 4: She'd be good for it. Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: She sure you'll be do you reckon? She's good enough
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  Speaker 2: to come in here on the radio and do a freestyle.
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  Speaker 4: She needs a few beers first, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well she's always pissed up at work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair.
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  Speaker 4: That's part of her job.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair. Most people that work here are pissed
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  Speaker 2: up at work. But I also think Pugs, you're still
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  Speaker 2: on that stage where you think everything's marvelous.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Yes, we've knowing that freestyle rapping will be
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  Speaker 1: driving nuts.
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  Speaker 3: We've lived together for half a year. Do you think
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  Speaker 3: that's still to come? How often she rapping every time
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  Speaker 3: we get on the pass every night.
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  Speaker 2: Or five times a week?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, never gets old?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Will the freestyle wrapping? Yeah, clearly, you guys have never
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  Speaker 4: been freestyle wrapped.
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  Speaker 2: My wife doesn't freestyle rap.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think so. My wife soon, how about you.
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  Speaker 1: Magie, She's not a freestyle wrapping I.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't think so.
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  Speaker 1: You guys must know. It's the thing that's keeping our
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: marriage together that.
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  Speaker 3: She's not a f Yeah, a really good beat boxer, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know, and the peer together would be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: They would be, but he.
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  Speaker 4: Just something's missing. Yeah, the wrapping.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Feller, just I think I'm gonna have to have
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  Speaker 1: a red ball it man shot up parking smash one
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  Speaker 1: time you get up to four thirty, geez man, just
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  Speaker 1: because you do you wake up and then I was awakening.
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  Speaker 1: It's might as well get a bit of work down.
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  Speaker 1: But I made the mistake she have looking at the time,
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  Speaker 1: because you guys will have noticed. And we haven't talked
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  Speaker 1: about this on the show, but it started getting a
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  Speaker 1: bit dark in the morning. Yes, as much darker in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. You won't know because you're asleep, pig until
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  Speaker 1: about ten. Yeah, but as much darker in the Morning's there.
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  Speaker 1: And I made the mistake of looking at at the
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  Speaker 1: time and it was four thirty, whereas if I just
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  Speaker 1: thought it was two, I would have gone back to sleep. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'd like getting out doing a bit of work.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to break sex thirty just by the way,
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  Speaker 3: I know it's not four thirty.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not ten.
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  Speaker 2: Six thirty is when you got up? Why to go
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  Speaker 2: for a run?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: You set your life for sex City and went for
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  Speaker 2: a run? Yes, may dog man.
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  Speaker 1: I love it? Serious about it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You staunch about it?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: You hard how'd you go?
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  Speaker 2: You go two k three? That's a good amount. That's
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  Speaker 2: the amount is.
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  Speaker 1: That it's funny because you're so hard core about what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean I'm trying to build.
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  Speaker 2: Up my running? Why is that funny?
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  Speaker 1: Real? Storn what's funny? It was just so hard core.
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  Speaker 4: You're fucking Muffy dog got up in six thirty.
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  Speaker 3: But that's neither hearing nor the fl You don't hear
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  Speaker 3: me banging on about it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is a big anyway, four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hidarchy