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#353 We Don't EAT SHORTS the Same with Demi York · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Good morning, good morning, what's up? What's up? Is your boy?
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  X marks spot? How we're doing? We don't smoke the same.
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  We also Saturday, we got a great guest. I'm telling you.
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  For five bucks, you guys really missing out. We really appreciate this for
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  it. We couldn't do it without you, guys. And enjoy this episode
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  with Demi York eat my short. She's a Simpsons producer, so you know,
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  he's almost stoked. It was a good episode. Shout out to her
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  and happy birthday as well. Enjoy this episode, guys, what up?
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  And good morning? Welcome back to another episode of the Weekend Bake here on
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  so the hats will start going out today and tomorrow and the next day.
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  So everybody, if you're a thirty dollars tier on Patreon, please dm me.
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  This is your gift of the month for July. I decided to make
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  guys dm me. If you're watching. Across from me is my co host.
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  Welcome back XG. Those are some dope paths for thirty bucks how alone,
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  at least, I mean, I always just like I always just walk
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  into Journeys or like Vans, and I'm just like, all right, that's
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  kind of like why where I like, not that I like, I do
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  value my brand at that level, but I just that's where I get I'm
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  like, all right, this is where the markets at, That's where I
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  get my prices from. I'll go to them all and then I'll just be
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  like, all right, dude, all these stores have this price, let's
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  undercut them by like five dollars. I'm just like then people would be like,
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  yeah, it's better. But I do understand the more and more that
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  it's it's hard to make money off of clothes man's It's hard to make money
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  off a clothing line. It's hard to sell this. So when you do
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  buy something, make sure I get it. If everybody has to start printing
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  on guilding shirts, but try to make sure you get the best guilding shirt.
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  If you're gonna be charging premium prices, you know you get what you're
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  paid for. In the clothing industry and garment industry, don't you agree?
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  They were? I completely agree. Sam always goes with higher top shit.
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  I try. George was trying to be kind of cheap out on the ship
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  when you first got it, and I was like, you gotta do Pro
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  Club for the totals. They're gonna appreciate a pro Club. They're gonna grab
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  the shut. I'm like, yeah, you gotta read yet, you gotta
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  read your demographic. Like I'm not gonna. I really try to go with
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  the best quality, just because I've always been big on my life. So
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  I'm like, hey, bro, like thick caught it is great and all
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  stuff, And I get it a lot of people out there might not be
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  big, but when you're following a brand called hiring Hungry, I really picture
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  the bigger demographic. If I have to be honest, I picture a lot,
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  a lot of big motherfuckers something when it comes to what do you call
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  that? A spirit Jersey? Yeah? See, do you don't know?
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  Do you don't know how hard are to get? After you told me I
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  started looking for it, I couldn't even send you a source. Yeah,
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  no, I think you have. I think you're gonna have to make it
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  like custom customs. Yeah, like actually like cut whatever they say that I
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  think. I don't. I don't know. I think that I don't think
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  that's that's as easy as you might think. And it's expensive. That's why
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  the shirts are like eighty to ninety dollars. Uh. But also welcome,
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  welcoming back to the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast a returning guest the One
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  and Only Demi's going on and currently on strike. I ever heard so much
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  debate about Spirit Jersey since I was in college of the story spirit Jersey.
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  I don't think she knows what it is. She might be thinking it's it's
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  like a shirt, like right, like a big sure, yeah, it's
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  a well I mean, is there my core? Al right? Cool?
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  I'm just want to but yeah, the Spirit Jersey is I don't know how
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  long they've been around, but they sell them at theme parks. Yeah can
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  can you? Can you get close to the micro get them like you keep
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  them? Yeah? Yeah, but the spirit a spirit jersey is it's they
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  sell them at Disneyland. They sell they now started selling them in Notsbury form.
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  They started selling them at all these team parks. I didn't know how
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  how far they went because like I apparently you known about him for a while,
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  when did you know? Yeah, we started. I mean I was
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  in college and twenty and twelve through two thousand and sixteen and we were using
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  them like probably twenty fourteen. They got bigger and like the sorority girls scene,
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  Is that where that came from? Yeah, that's where that came from.
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  You know what they kind of looked like over over Yeah, over the
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  bitches. We love big overside ship that we don't have our pants, but
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  your boyfriends or your side dudes, that's where that came from. So I
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  was like, I just thought, you know, that's crazy because when I
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  saw it was like finally a fat guy shirt arms. Yeah, Like I
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  was just like, oh, this is like a shirt that like a mom
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  of like five can wear, and a dude who wears three exs. I
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  saw us and it was such a good fit. I was like, where'd
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  you get that? Yeah, like, like I don't know, it looked
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  good. Definitely, not that I think he looked bad. He looks bad
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  at all. He always says I look bad. I think he's just a
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  big ass fool. No, I think he just has really broad shoulders.
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  Yeah, and that shirt just made him look like I was for me to
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  say that because I'm the back that isn't the all big And I was like,
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  I throw up the set. You didn't want didn't want to. They
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  have like a tattooing one that actually, yeah, they see that, they
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  released they released him anyone. Like actually, my friend, by the way,
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  a big shout out to my friend Caesar, who is a Disney cast
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  member. He just completed his one year anniversary. He got this like special
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  pen and he's like one of the I'm not gonna say what the department he
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  works in, but but he's one of the one of the top employees there
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  and what he does. And you know, dude has always been a genuine
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  person. And even yesterday, like while he was on there celebrating because he
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  got he got I guess you know, he went to Disneyland and he just
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  went to celebrate. He's like, yeah, I love this and on stuff,
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  and he sent me a video he was like, Yo, these spirituals
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  he's just hit. I was like the Halloween ones. I was like,
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  get it free. Yeah yeah, but Bartes is ready. What is its
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  August? Yeah? Okay. So here's the thing, bro, Like a
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  lot of people don't know, Halloween has turned into Halloween is now officially,
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  you know, the number one competitor next to Christmas. It's and in holiday
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  all of us, like younger generation people love spooky shit like and it's not
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  not for nothing. But she's right because the nineties kids are now the ones
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  with the disposable money you know what I mean with disposable income during this eight
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  year because they're now thirty to forty, So it's like they're gonna spend money
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  on stuff where it's like, hey, bro, if you had to repress
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  childhood, or you never really had a law that, or you want to
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  keep your childhood alive, but you go to after the things that you want
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  to remind you of it. Halloween shit, Disney sh that's speci so many
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  Disney adults, bro, Like it's it's like it's a whole mental thing,
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  bro. But most of us don't have kids. Yeah, I want to
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  go spend all this money on myself and my own toys. Yeah. So
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  it's exactly that's exactly what's happening. And Disnealand has officially declared that the month
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  of October is more profitable than the month of December for them. I love
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  getting drunk at Disney during I do too. It's so much fun. Yeah,
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  and then there is and and there. It's because that's why they have
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  those pre sales. They're cracking down on those resellers for those ticket sales.
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  And to top it off, bro, like their merch has to start now
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  because if they were to even start doing it in October, they're going to
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  be stuck with it. So they have all these people buy it, and
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  these people already have tickets, so they come show it off on that day.
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  Like, I'm going to dress this Jafar that day. He's not he
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  does I have a good ass Costah. I really want to see this yeah,
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  Like because he's bald, so he gives that Middle Eastern look. I
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  have a natural beard. It's pretty tall and he's pretty tall, so it
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  gives that are like kind of like needna get you like a portable hookah,
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  just like take around. Yeah, just I mean I just figured that to
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  have the parrot be smoking. You know that little Gilbert Godfried parrot. He's
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  always been a good animal. Huh, Like Gilbert Godfried, he's been a
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  duck, he's been a parrot. There's a mischievous, mischievous parrot. What
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  animal would you want to be if you were like an animated movie, Like
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  you know, what's that movie Madagascar? Like, if you're on a Madagascar
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  because they have a bunch of a gorilla, you'd be the gorilla. Yeah,
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  I would like being dude, being a gorilla is probably one of the
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  probably gonna start calling you harambe. That's yeah. I think he has a
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  candle. You know, I'm like from Cincinnati, right, huh, I'm
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  from Cincinnati. Is that when they shot him? Yeah, that's where they
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  shot him. You know that kid. I don't know that kid. I
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  was like, kid's gonna have the worst time. Yeah, that's why I
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  want to keep up with this kid and be like I want to know for
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  the rest of your life. Dude. Yeah, every every day, dude,
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  Like every time I light a Harambe's tang candle in honor of him.
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  Yeah. Bro, that's the for real I will never forget when that.
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  Do you feel the same, Do you feel as bad? I? I
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  fucking I feel like those parents. I blame that. But the monkey,
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  the gorillas got a goal. There's a baby in the kid. He wasn't
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  hurting him. Wasn't it hurting him? Though he was protecting him. It
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  was like baby's day out. Yeah, they were having a really good time.
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  Yeah, but the second I think should have been shot of anybody.
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  Yeah, I agree. Let's say, how do you let your kid get
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  into a gorilla close? Because if the zoo don't get me wrong, there's
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  like three barriers. Like even like we went I went to fuck? Where
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  did I go recently? Oh? Denver Zoo. The Denver Zoo they had,
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  they had like there was like three layers of protection before you even cross
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  over. Bro, that's the harambe a policy. Yeah, like no,
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  even before that zoo has been there forever. And I'm just like yeah,
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  like I'm like, how do you hop over all that? Like I like,
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  did you throw your baby over there? Like okay, maybe not the
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  baby, but can adult go through the little through the little Yeah, you
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  can go through if you want. If I wanted to do something viral and
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  really go through it, I could really hop over this ship and jump over
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  to this ship and be like, I'm in the enclosure now, But the
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  fuck up that's dangerous. That's that's every zoo that I've been to. I
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  can pull that off. I don't. I don't like that. I'm gonna
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  go get this barbecue. I don't like. I don't like zous. I
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  don't like you, don't like zeus, I don't like I don't think the
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  animals. I don't think the animals should be there. That's what I go
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  there high, and then I start thinking as the animal, and then I'm
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  really sad. You're really sad. Aquarium is more than I like zous.
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  Some quariums are cool because I think some, but I do think something else
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  to be there, like lizards. I don't care about lizards. Lock them
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  up. I want snakes to always be in the zoo because that's less snakes
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  in the public for the public. I hate snakes. I listen. I
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  don't mind a rat snake. I don't mind a king snake. I don't
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  mind like non venomous snakes. I am horrified of rattle snakes. It's like
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  literally my biggest fear. What about Like it's like the second third time that
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  we have like bull constrictors here and the guy brings them and he don't want
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  it. No thanks, Nope, I'd rather die. Nope. I like
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  they're so this bar that I managed, there was a guy who worked security
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  and he used to fucking wear his snake on his shoulders while he would run
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  security, and people would fucking lose their mind. People would fucking lose their
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  mind. They'd be walking in and this fucking snake would just be slithering around
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  this guy'shrolder. It literally made me throw up the first time I met him.
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  I hate snakes that much. They fucking horrify me. I think it's
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  I think it comes from like natural birth where they call that like like instinct,
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  because if you show a baby a snake or whatever, it freaks the
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  Yeah. I think it's just from like primal instinct, from like back in
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  the day when they used to really kill us. By like a sophomore year
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  of college, I had nightmares for three months straight. Every single night I
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  died via rattlesnake and that's why I'm horrified of snakes now, convinced that that's
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  the way I'm going to die because of those three months. Snakes. Yeah,
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  snakes, Yeah, I should move to Ireland. There's no snakes in
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  Ireland. How do you know that? It's too cold? Fucking weird aspects.
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  My mom is like a wealth of useless information and she tells me at
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  all all the time. Does she watch Does she watch a lot of YouTube?
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  No, she listens to a lot of MPR though they were would you
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  do my letter? Oh? I have it? Sorry? Yeah, no,
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  what is it? I is it? I don't think that's true.
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  Like, there's no snakes in Ireland. It right now? Yeah, it's
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  too cold. Google it right now. Yeah, like that happened during there's
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  this thing that they say that the Catholics kicked out the snakes or something like
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  that. It goes back to like St Patrick's there. Oh damn, there's
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  no snakes in Ireland. There's literally I did not diet. So, unfortunately
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  for the Irish snake enthusiasts, there are no snakes in Ireland. There have
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  never been temperatures in Ireland never get quite warm enough to sustain the snake population.
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  Irish snakes enthusias are in luck because although there are no native snakes living
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  in Ireland, pet snakes are completely legal. I guess even if if it
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  were to go out, it would it would not you have to import it.
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  I mean again, but it's it sounds, it sounds. It sounds
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  like a nice weather place like it's but is I didn't know Ireland was cold
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  all the time. Yeah, I think it's about Iceland. How the fund
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  did they have all that green grasstand? Every time I picture Ireland or they
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  try to pitch it too, It's like, visit Ireland, visit iron and
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  it's just a bunch of greenery. Yeah, it's greenery everywhere latch there.
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  But there's a lot of rain. Okay, So I guess vegetation because we
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  California does look nice after all that rain and then we're having all that sun.
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  Yeah, and then it goes away very quickly. You know what happens?
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  All that drives up and then it gets hot and then what happens yeah,
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  yeah, just fires. But I feel like, yeah, but I
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  feel like there's enough Mexicans in La where you could hire some people to clean
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  up every park. Bro Like there's like, if you hire like ten landscaping
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  companies, you could clean up Scrifford Park. Yeah, but they don't want
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  to. I'm just saying. I'm like, the solution is theres, Bro,
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  you don't want The only thing you want the homeless to do is to
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  fucking disappear. Bro, that's all you. That's all I really want them
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  to do. It's like, I don't care where you go, Bro.
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  The only thing I want you to do is to fucking disappear. I don't
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  care, dude. They could go to a giant blender for all that I
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  cared. Okay, he's he's on. You don't feel sympathy. Today I
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  was walking my dog and this homeless guy you could tell his homeless old veteran
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  who had his veteran hat on. I said, thank you for a service.
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  I felt bad from petting my dog not not a druggy. You don't
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  feel bad for those, and usually I don't because I know where you live.
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  That skid road is not what I'm talking about. This guy just looked
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  like a guy that got no fucking grank. All his kids are gone.
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  Oh look bro, that see what I mean? And that's like I'm like,
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  no, look bro, oh homeless people because I like, I'm like,
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  you had a mom, like you had a dad, You had people
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  who cared about you, and or maybe you had people who didn't care about
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  you, and that was the whole problem to begin with. And it makes
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  me sad. Yeah, but we were. But let's not act like there's
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  we don't have resources out there for these motherfuckers. Bro, Like, yeah,
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  we don't have asylums no more, so you ain't getting lobotomies anymore.
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  But bro, there's fucking hell of free therapy. There's fucking hell of free,
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  free centers where you can have a home and not smoke crack and fucking
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  burn this ship down. Like you know what I mean, Maybe we shouldn't
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  have the option of for lobotomies. Some motherfuckers could forget about their childhood and
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  move on. Yeah, they fucking go. I seen that movie, dude,
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  I know what this shit is talking about, That one with the Island
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  with Leonard di Capito. Yeah that's that's Yeah. By the way, joining
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  us is the one and only Barts Barbecue. What's up, Barts? I
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  finally made it. Yeah, a lot of traffic today, No, it
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  was the mad mad traffic there was like the even even the fast track wasn't
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  wasn't fast it was slow track. People don't care about the fast track no
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  more because people are just like, oh, it tells you how much you're
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  gonna get fine if you go up there. So it's like I have five
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  dollars, yeah pretty so yeah, like you're just like I don't care about
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  have that thy yeah? Yeah, yeah it was. It was a night.
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  I think the kids are going back to school. I got burritos for
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  after the show. Thank you Barts, Yeah, thank you are. Aren't
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  they kids going back to school? No summer start soon? Like I heard
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  it back started back, I think, and uh parts of the I e.
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  My niece and nephew started, but he cares about that a week like
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  they start. They want to start school now and in August first is when
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  they So there's no more summer. It's like they're shortening all the summers down,
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  but they're getting a little bit more in the winter for the kids.
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  But yeah, the kids that live in NY, it's hot as fuck if
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  your parents don't let you turn around the ac So going to school is not
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  a bad idea. Let me tell you. I grew up in night my
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  parents were like there's no as in his uncle's like weed smoking closet, Like,
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  yeah, I was to not be high's try to get so high forgot
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  it was hot. That was literally the goal. I mean in the I
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  is that where they going first. I'm just like I think that's why I
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  didn't. I didn't comprehend it, figured it out to get started. I
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  hurt last, like because last week and then like my niece and nephews they're
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  starting like in a week, and I'm like, what, it's August they're
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  and they're like, yeah, that's a new thing. They want to start
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  school way earlier. And then and then that way your summer, Like they
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  want you to end school in moral day weekend. That's where that's that's gonna
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  be the ending of school from the summer now. So it's gonna be like
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  in May, I guess, and then they're gonna have May, June and
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  July and then August you're back. The traffic sucks, but I don't mind
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  that single Well. The only thing I like about the kids going back to
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  school is that, like I look at it is like I can return back
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  to the theep parks. Yeah, yeah, like that's that's literally what I
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  look at it, I was like, I can go to the theme parks
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  back and have a good time and not have to worry about it. Yeah,
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  fucking shit crying every like to every fucking five minutes. Bro, Like
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  I get it. It's a theme park, and that's why I don't go
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  in the fucking summer. But I kind of learned how to understand these things
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  even in the thie park, like even on days, because like parents don't
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  give a fuck about school no more. They don't send these kids to school
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  no more. Bro. After COVID, they're just like, what the fuck's
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  the point? Like there really are like every parents, like, what the
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  fuck is the point of sending you to school? Bro? You're not gonna
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  learn shit. You're not gonna learn shit at home, you know what I
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  mean? Like you kind of you also kind of know if your kid's gonna
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  be book smarter, like he should be a mechanic at some age too,
• 19:45
  Like you should start encouraging that shit. You're like, hey, bro,
• 19:47
  this motherfucker's good at math, and this one knows how to take apart legos.
• 19:48
  Make this motherfucker go to mechanic school and put this one in. It's
• 19:52
  like science school. Bro. I think like parents gotta face that ship now
• 19:55
  these days, because especially with kids becoming more like I guess developed in the
• 19:59
  beginning, like you know where they're just like, oh shit, I know
• 20:00
  how to use a computer because I don't know how to use the computer to
• 20:03
  the Windows ninety five came around, you know what I mean, we didn't
• 20:06
  have the like all the same tools at these kids of there at their disposable
• 20:10
  didn't have Internet. Granted senior in high school. Granted, I feel we
• 20:12
  wouldn't. Yeah, we would have developed a lot faster if you would have
• 20:15
  had that though, like motherfuckers would have had businesses at a young age,
• 20:18
  we would have been doing something. Bro. One of my nieces can fucking
• 20:22
  like photoshop or like circles around my friends who are professionals at it, and
• 20:26
  I'm like, what the fuck you're twelve. I love how the zone was
• 20:30
  like so happy that the that the the theme park's gonna be empty. Yeah,
• 20:34
  yeah, it's the best. I'm going. I'm going on Monday and
• 20:37
  I didn't even think about that, And I have fun. Do you want
• 20:40
  to come? I mean, I see, I'll see if it's open.
• 20:42
  I'm definitely I'll tell me Monday to come. Yeah, Monday, because my
• 20:47
  birthday is next Wednesday and I go every year for my birthday and do shrims.
• 20:51
  Damn. I'm like, me and my lady haven't been there like quite
• 20:52
  a few months, so yeah we might do. I love her, have
• 20:55
  her come. I'm like, like I said, at all, Yeah,
• 20:59
  i won't go. The teams are empty and I'm over here just happy to
• 21:00
  get the single moms. They're not busy from eight to three. Now,
• 21:07
  I'm happy about it. I'm like, yes, oh, yes, you
• 21:11
  think, bro you think school's challenging these days? Broh, the school's challenging.
• 21:17
  Get a lot of homework, heard the the fucking answers here, you
• 21:22
  can cheat through it, K through twelve. Yeah. I think about college
• 21:26
  and how much easier it was for me than it was for people before me
• 21:29
  when I had like all the quizlet answers and shit like that, or like
• 21:32
  what about it. Don't let you use your phone? Your phone. I'm
• 21:34
  pretty sure when you walk into the fucking classroom and it's test day, they're
• 21:38
  like everybody puts your phone in the bag, and if you don't, you
• 21:42
  get an app. I'm pretty sure that's the rundown. I'm not gonna let
• 21:45
  you know. It happened in college. It was already happened to me where
• 21:48
  I wasn't allowed to bring my phone in there. And then when the Apple
• 21:51
  phone came on, I was like, you see what I mean. The
• 21:56
  teachers ain't stupid. I'm pretty sure they can take your phone away. Nah.
• 22:00
  Like, these teachers don't even want to fuck with these kids. These
• 22:04
  teachers don't want to fuck with these kids. Don't work, Bro, you
• 22:06
  don't know if you funk with the wrong one, he's bringing a gun the
• 22:07
  next day. These teachers just want to go in get the job done.
• 22:11
  I don't care if these motherfuckers learn. This is public school at least.
• 22:15
  I don't care if these motherfuckers learn or not. I'm just here to fucking
• 22:18
  collected check. Bro. I used to know a teacher. Bro. His
• 22:19
  name was I want to say mister Wayne Rooney or no, not Wayne Rooney,
• 22:23
  but like to think his last name. I want to Wayne. No,
• 22:26
  no, no, that's that's that's no, no, no, it's
• 22:30
  but no, but it's it's this. This one was an English teacher,
• 22:33
  substant teacher, bro. This one wrote movies. He wrote fucking like three
• 22:36
  Hollywood movies he showed us. He would tell us, he was like,
• 22:37
  I'm just here because the insurance, because the health insurance. And I'm just
• 22:41
  like, dude, I'm like this, they do have a pension or seniority
• 22:47
  or whatever where they can't get peniard, they can't get fired. It's like
• 22:51
  literally impossible. You literally got a molest a kid to get fired. Like
• 22:53
  it's like they'll let you do whatever. Even then you'd probably be like the
• 22:56
  Catholic Church, Yeah, you know what, they don't even they don't even
• 23:00
  It's crazy when that shit started happening like to to certain people became like a
• 23:04
  scandal. Bro. I remember my tennis coach, bro like like somebody try
• 23:08
  to get him like that, and this one was cool as fuck. I'm
• 23:11
  just like, bro, this would not one of these one of these like
• 23:12
  little girls or whatever. Like I'm like it just I didn't see that kind
• 23:15
  of ship from him. Right. They got dismissed, obviously it was wrong,
• 23:18
  but like you know, during the whole accusation, they had this motherfucker
• 23:22
  in like a whole place where they would go with other teachers that were kicked
• 23:26
  out, and all they would do is sit in the desk and they would
• 23:29
  just separate and you get the right to work on whatever you want. And
• 23:30
  I'm like, this is where they have you. Like He's like, yeah,
• 23:33
  they just have you in like a building and like office building and you
• 23:36
  just got to check in every day till this shit's done. And you're getting
• 23:40
  paid too. You're getting paid to and at least at that time, and
• 23:44
  I remember he spent two years. He would show he would show up to
• 23:48
  tennis practice afterwards because I'm like, man, fuck that. I was like
• 23:51
  used to go coaches like, so he would still show up and coaches at
• 23:55
  the park. But I remember like he because he would he like seniors,
• 23:59
  so he would just tell us it's straight up. He's like, look,
• 24:00
  man, he's like this this little bitch winner man her mouth about like three
• 24:03
  other fucking teachers and threw me in there because I failed their ass, you
• 24:06
  know what I mean, And like you know, all the even the other
• 24:08
  students knew that this bitch was like lying on this ship. So like girl
• 24:11
  got expelled. He's almos kind of right, like now I think about it,
• 24:15
  I'd be scared to give like some kids in that because we're like that's
• 24:17
  racist game me because that's racist. I'd be like, yo, you can't
• 24:22
  spell yeah. But it's like you make such you make such a big like
• 24:29
  the people make such a big deal out of like the smallest things where it's
• 24:32
  like people kind of used to let it, let it go before. It's
• 24:34
  like, hey, bro, you failed, like you're kind of stupid.
• 24:37
  Maybe you need to be held back again. Now it's like people can't take
• 24:40
  the fu truth. Bro left behind? Yeah, child left behind. For
• 24:44
  that reason, we all when when that shit happened, Bro, we all
• 24:45
  knew we were not gonna learn for at least when I saw it, I
• 24:48
  was like, great, now I'm really not gonna learn Algeba because because now
• 24:52
  I got the retard fucking joining the class. He's not in fucking he's not
• 24:55
  in the yellow bus anymore. He's not in my fucking class, and now
• 24:57
  he has to be like understand. You know. I was like when all
• 25:02
  of us, I'm like, man, I'm I'm not gonna try to like
• 25:04
  you. You're you're like, what the fuck? Was he being an asshole?
• 25:07
  No? So no, we all gotta take We all got to take
• 25:10
  an extra twenty minute explaining what the fuck X is every day because this motherfucker
• 25:12
  has short term memory, like no no, no child left behind. Was
• 25:17
  a policy I don't know who. I don't know who ran this policy is
• 25:19
  probably Clinton's knowing them. It was a California governor California. It was the
• 25:25
  first one to implement it. And then the President was like, oh,
• 25:26
  great job. Yeah, you can't segregate the kids anymore. As then you
• 25:32
  can't have it. That's racial. That's racial. That's from racial motive.
• 25:34
  That's like, you can't you can't separate. What you're trying to say is
• 25:37
  you can't separate the kids based on their IQ or like they're they're like their
• 25:41
  test go. They had a whole another school for that and dan but like
• 25:45
  a little and the whole bud stores. If yeah, if he didn't,
• 25:48
  if he didn't mis behaved or you're just stupid, they this other school and
• 25:53
  they all went over there and we never went over there. I mean,
• 25:56
  those were all were all the dumb and like totally lose or kids had no
• 26:00
  parents or whatever. They didn't give a fuck. They had another school it's
• 26:03
  called Shorts, right next to Rodando High. And so that's not a continuations.
• 26:07
  We're talking about like middle school. Yeah, like middle school, so
• 26:11
  like it looks like so so yeah, when we were in middle school,
• 26:14
  they had this whole program where like if you yeah, like like because because
• 26:18
  before they would separate everybody, like if you were kind of like unless you
• 26:22
  were like you know those unless you were those dudes and like the wheelchairs that
• 26:25
  like they're like star Stephen Hawking style, like unless unless you're like those literally
• 26:30
  you you you would have like a special teacher. But the other ones who
• 26:33
  had like autism or like ADHD or stuff that, like you know, they
• 26:37
  required a little bit extragether just like whatever, just releasing they just Cuba the
• 26:41
  rest of the population. They were just like, hey, we're gonna be
• 26:44
  Cuba and we're gonna release these questionable characters until these classes that are thriving in
• 26:48
  the SATs or whatever on their way. And sure enough, because of that,
• 26:52
  all these teachers had to like spend next time teaching kids because you didn't
• 26:56
  know that the new five kids in class all had autism. No disrespect to
• 27:00
  anybody out there, but they require a little bit more extra care or a
• 27:02
  different method of learning. And half these teachers weren't even equipped to learn to
• 27:04
  teach these kids. Like that. So they'll be like, man, this
• 27:07
  motherfucker doesn't listen. Fuck him and they kick him out. And you would
• 27:11
  see that going around in the in the in the LAUSD or just like the
• 27:15
  public school system all around, bro, And that's the reason you have a
• 27:18
  lot of non skilled motherfuckers that like you're like, hey, bro, you
• 27:21
  should have developed a skill by this time. It's like, hey, brother,
• 27:22
  I was getting robbed at my time. I was getting robbed at my
• 27:26
  time. I was like, I was like, all these fucking curveballs were
• 27:30
  thrown into like a public school system, and you're just like, hey,
• 27:32
  bro, Like it's kind of fucked up. Why a lot of people ended
• 27:34
  up pretty stupid. Man. I just remember when I was in high school,
• 27:37
  my wood chops teacher. The first day, he's like he's like,
• 27:40
  don't let this happen to you, and he's like listening to your fingers.
• 27:42
  Oh yeah, that little joke. No, he really was. He cut
• 27:48
  his thumb off on a on a saw one day, I guess a couple
• 27:52
  of years prior to when I went to school there, and another another finger
• 27:55
  was missing, so you really had no I feel like you should have lost
• 27:57
  his job after the first finger. He was a teacher. I learned a
• 28:02
  lot. Well, you have all your fingers, but they would never let
• 28:07
  kids nowadays risk their fingers at school. I don't think they have a wood
• 28:11
  shop. That's what I'm saying. They would be gone. They took all
• 28:12
  those No, it's not it's no, that's what they told you. That's
• 28:15
  what they told you. It's because of that, Bro. The reason the
• 28:18
  reason they don't have these like life skill classes in there is because they want
• 28:22
  they want people to fall into the idea of going into debt right after college
• 28:26
  and go into college for higher education for ship that you have no idea about.
• 28:30
  Bro. The reason they took these classes out is because you can't have
• 28:33
  mechanic one on one in there. Because people inspired to just be like I
• 28:36
  could just start fixing cars from my neighborhood and work for my own and start
• 28:37
  making money on my own. People could just learn and be carpenters and learn
• 28:41
  how all these because if you really wanted to, you also you would soon
• 28:44
  realize that there's no reason why you should seek higher education and you can go
• 28:48
  into like a like a like a skilled labor type type of get down.
• 28:52
  And that's the reason that's the main reason they don't have any there, because
• 28:55
  they don't want you to thinking independently, bro, they want you to fall
• 28:56
  into the whole. Hey man, you gotta go to college to try to
• 28:59
  figure so far does? I'm sorry? I thought it was just good at
• 29:00
  would maybe I figured it out because I was making money at sixteen and not
• 29:03
  waited till like thirty years old and meet twenty five thousand dollars in depth because
• 29:07
  I thought I wanted to be an art man. You're lucky if it's just
• 29:10
  twenty five thousand dollars. Twenty five thousand dollars is like, yeah, my
• 29:14
  parents paid for a few years pretty much. Yeah, it's fucking wow.
• 29:18
  Well did you see the ex CEO of Sally May wrote like an open letter
• 29:25
  about how he was part of the problem and getting like the prices on private
• 29:30
  education and public education raised, and then he was fucking complaining now that he
• 29:34
  has to pay for his grandchildren's college, how fucking expensive it is, Like,
• 29:41
  oh, I did this to myself, and I really saw the prices
• 29:42
  for all of you, But now you should feel bad for me because I'm
• 29:45
  a millionaire and I still have to pay the prices. They think that student
• 29:49
  forgetting into loans is the solution with That's not the solution. The solution is
• 29:52
  fixing the fucking problem in the college that that's the problem, because that is
• 29:57
  fixing. No, no, no, it's a reason. Yeah, but
• 30:00
  you're you're you're understanding it. It's a reset, but in the cleaning except
• 30:03
  for the people that are it's a reset for the people that already got fucked.
• 30:06
  But what about the new kids are gonna get sucked again and they're gonna
• 30:08
  go through the new program. We're gonna have to give him a whole.
• 30:11
  We're gonna have to do a whole new student. Forgive me, forgiven us.
• 30:15
  You're going to become an engineer, a doctor, a lawyer, anything
• 30:18
  that you need to go to actual school, anything of value. Most people
• 30:22
  are like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go to school and party and
• 30:23
  I'll be an English major. Well, I'm sorry to tell you. If
• 30:26
  you come out of one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and dead being an English
• 30:29
  major, you're never gonna pay it off. It's impossible. No one's gonna
• 30:30
  let's write a book and it's worth millions of dollars, or you're gonna be
• 30:34
  an art major. Those schools, those majors should not exist. Well,
• 30:38
  there should be electives. I mean, you can figure all that stuff out
• 30:41
  yourself. You don't need you don't need this. But is it is it
• 30:44
  the college thought that they don't want the money? Yeah? But is it?
• 30:48
  Is it the college thought that your dumbass is wanted to pay for a
• 30:51
  dumbass career. It sounds like you're a problem. It's always their problems.
• 30:55
  They don't want to be accountable for. They shouldn't. They don't need those
• 30:56
  people there. You can learn that on your own. But that's the issue.
• 31:00
  That's the issue though, is that it doesn't matter if you can learn
• 31:03
  it on your own. Like even even like a job, like an entry
• 31:07
  level job in the film industry, you have to have a four year degree.
• 31:11
  So like, what the fucking I'm gonna go major and pre med and
• 31:15
  take all these chemistry classes and shit like that. That's not gonna fucking help
• 31:18
  me for the job that I actually can go to college. You can't go
• 31:21
  to community college. Stupid it is. It's absolutely ridiculous degree and a lot
• 31:26
  of these jobs it makes no sense because you're never gonna get paid enough to
• 31:30
  pay off your debt. Yeah, I'm gonna go make fifty two thousand dollars
• 31:34
  a year and eight and oh eighty and oh my rent on top of that
• 31:41
  is like fourteen hundred and it's gonna go up the next year. Yeah,
• 31:44
  year, But my salary is gonna stay the fucking same. Yeah. But
• 31:47
  every single one of those so we all have the same job. Yeah,
• 31:52
  it sounds like we all have the same job. You got therapy on there.
• 31:56
  Every single person bitching about being in debt never went to the community college.
• 32:00
  They wanted the fancy way, and I wanted to go to cal State
• 32:01
  and I want to live the Yeah, cal State is not fancy, Xavier.
• 32:07
  I went to community college? Why because I knew? Because you have
• 32:10
  no papers? Yea the white because I couldn't get Alane. I couldn't get
• 32:15
  a because you have no papers. I'm so glad I didn't because I wouldn't
• 32:17
  be in y'all spots complaining about a degree because I was gonna go to for
• 32:21
  graphic design. And guess who learned graphic design on YouTube? First of all,
• 32:25
  you're no papers, exavi, exaber you, but you hardly learn how
• 32:30
  to do graphic design. Real graphic design is what the fuck Chili does for
• 32:35
  us Bro. That's that's graphic design. You can do that. The thing
• 32:38
  is, I know how to do that. So the problem is you're lazy.
• 32:40
  I just don't want to. I don't see money in graphic designs.
• 32:43
  There's it's a tough it's a tough business, dude. It's a tough business
• 32:46
  to make money. You know, you'd be getting a bigger share if you
• 32:49
  could, If you could, if you were to imagine, if you were
• 32:51
  to be like, no, funk that I'm taking. Chili's job really isn't
• 32:53
  a graphic designer, She's an artist. Two different things. Graphic design.
• 32:57
  Graphic design though, posters putting posters again, I put posters together. It's
• 33:00
  not that hard to fucking clip and fucking but there's an art to that as
• 33:04
  well. It's it's not like just like a formula. Yeah, you don't
• 33:07
  need to be eighty grand in debt for something like that. For graphic design.
• 33:12
  Literally, it's what I was going to be in debt for if I
• 33:14
  had papers like you guys, you probably will be better at that too,
• 33:15
  and then you probably wouldn't be running podcasts just making these people's posted. Yeah,
• 33:22
  I don't know. I just think they're like like, I don't think
• 33:24
  I think some people should be accountable accounted. I think think I think you
• 33:28
  thought about it. I think you thought about it the wrong way because I
• 33:30
  think about how much more valuable you could probably be doing posters for Joe Rogan
• 33:34
  and that would pay for all five podcasts that you do right now. Maybe,
• 33:37
  but I also wouldn't be in debt. So that's all if not not
• 33:39
  if you're making Joe Rogan money. But yeah, I actually no, I
• 33:45
  know his graphic designers. They don't fucking make that much. You know who
• 33:47
  his graphic designer is. No, I know that, you just know one
• 33:51
  of them like this main one. I literally talk, I literally talked.
• 33:54
  That's what happens when you don't get better, bro. You gotta when you
• 33:57
  work for people like that, you constantly have to keep getting better. Bro,
• 34:00
  because they're good graphic design that's an artist. Two different things. Yeah,
• 34:05
  Bro, you don't want to get it left behind. I think you
• 34:07
  need to polish your graphic designing tools. Zero debt, never had any debt,
• 34:12
  zero debt, no papers. Yeah, I don't know how. I
• 34:16
  don't know how getting me getting a degree was getting get me papers papers.
• 34:21
  I think I think it would wouldn't help you if you're a dreamer but a
• 34:23
  nice girl to marry. Yeah, but wouldn't it help you if you're a
• 34:27
  dreamer too, Like you'd be a prime example that this program works, not
• 34:30
  an example of failure like you are now where it's like I dropped out because
• 34:32
  I know because you didn't. You didn't finish. That's so dune because I
• 34:36
  don't have a degree of favor. But it's a college program. I'll talk
• 34:37
  about the dreamer program. That's a college program that helps you and n documented,
• 34:42
  you don't have to go to college for it. You just have to
• 34:44
  be here since you were kidding. It's a college aid program though. That's
• 34:45
  and I did go to it, and I got my fucking associates and that
• 34:49
  was it. I got my associates. That was it. I thought you
• 34:51
  dropped out. I thought you dropped out. Yeah, I didn't want to
• 34:53
  keep going to get a real degree. And associates saying nothing, that's just
• 34:57
  literally finished in two years out of community college. And then and then from
• 35:00
  there, I had to go to Chimia to a real cal State graphic design.
• 35:05
  It was on radio broadcasting. Oh yeah, that's been relevant. I
• 35:08
  guess for me it wasn't. It worked out. That's why I took a
• 35:13
  podcast class believe it or not in two thousands. But you weren't studying to
• 35:15
  be an attorney a doctor. And that's when I figured out that's what that's
• 35:20
  for. Those colleges are for, like the good ship, so that's when
• 35:22
  they were originally intended. How much did that cause? Did your parents paid
• 35:25
  for it? Community college is literally like one hundred dollars class ten dollars at
• 35:34
  unit when I went, Yeah, ten dollars a unit, so every class
• 35:37
  like, oh fuck you. That's when he went there. Bro Bart is
• 35:39
  way older than you. When I went, it literally was like it literally
• 35:43
  was like one hundred fifty dollars a class. Yeah, I remember it wasn't
• 35:45
  over two hundred because my parents pay for ten dollars to one hundred and fifty.
• 35:49
  The inflation on that alone is fucking insane. And what year was that?
• 35:52
  No, not let him talk has different units. In nineteen ninety six
• 35:58
  is when I went to like El Camino and I went there for like two
• 36:00
  years, got my associate's degree in math pretty much, and then I went
• 36:05
  to college. But yeah, ten dollars a unit I went to with all
• 36:08
  My parents were like, screw this, dude, I don't know my kids
• 36:10
  in the graduate so we'll just send them over there first for the first two
• 36:14
  years and then be cruise of word or then I'll go go to real college.
• 36:17
  Yep, but you don't want to. I never graduated the real college.
• 36:21
  I quit my last semester before forty six dollars forty six dollars a unit.
• 36:25
  Right now, forty six dollars a unit. It's four times what fucking
• 36:29
  but fuck Time College Community California, California Crisis. Oh, it's like jail
• 36:37
  jail school. I mean all of this is like high school part two.
• 36:39
  When you go to a community college. That's pretty much what it was like.
• 36:42
  Yeah, I'd take the basics. It's like you went there and you
• 36:45
  stopping pretty much half your class that you graduated with. You just pit like
• 36:49
  the college is just college is just like a gym. Bro. You pay
• 36:51
  what you get for BRO, you get the cheap membership. You go to
• 36:53
  Trade Tech and you can get to you only get to go to like you
• 36:55
  don't even get sauna axes. You go to Cow State, you get sauna
• 36:59
  axs is. But it's like it's a few years old. You go to
• 37:01
  a fucking us C or something, you're fucking getting like top of the line.
• 37:06
  That's equinox right there. Bro, you know what I'm saying. That's
• 37:07
  the way you should look at it. Yeah. I mean I've been in
• 37:12
  hiring situations and I've listened to executives go, oh, they just went to
• 37:17
  a community college, though, and this person went to UCLA. You're paying
• 37:22
  for rep at that at that point, you know that? Ye like you
• 37:23
  you really are, because like you have better professors, you have a harder
• 37:28
  curriculum, you have all that going for you when you're in those situations.
• 37:32
  And I've literally listened to executives be like, I'm gonna hire this person over
• 37:36
  this person because of this, even if that person who went to UCLA or
• 37:39
  USC or wherever the fuck had a lower GPA because that's a harder school.
• 37:45
  Yeah, but they only went to community college for the first two years.
• 37:46
  Yeah, because it's only except those first two years. Then from there,
• 37:50
  if you did good in community college, you can go to UCSC or you
• 37:53
  cannot. If you don't have the GPA from your community college. You have
• 37:58
  to perform at community college too, and also get a four year degree at
• 38:00
  that community college and continue to pay one fifteen. Guess you can the two
• 38:06
  years two years. There's no there's no four year degree. It's just a
• 38:08
  two years just to figure out if you can go to community college and then
• 38:12
  go to any college, can you graduate there? And let's say you graduate
• 38:15
  from that college, you only have to go there the last year. I
• 38:16
  actually I think it is to Actually you can't get your back. No,
• 38:21
  you can't get nothings an associates and then you go figure it out somewhere else
• 38:24
  or something. Associates get the fuck out. Yeah, associates get the fuck
• 38:28
  out. Literally, when I got my associates, I literally was like,
• 38:30
  don't check the all. Big boy ain't gonna hire me. And if I
• 38:32
  get this degree anyways, they literally gonna want me to be someone. If
• 38:36
  gonna become someone, they ain't gonna hire you because I got a degree.
• 38:38
  They don't have a degree. Big boy ain't got a radio broadcasting degree.
• 38:42
  Don't either. Well, when a lot of people were coming up, there
• 38:45
  was like no need. People are like, yeah, they'll just learn it
• 38:47
  as they go. You'll either be good at it, there you fucking won't.
• 38:52
  And nowadays it's like, no, I'd love you to have four four
• 38:54
  years of college plus eight years of experience and now you can have this entry
• 38:58
  level job when you're like fucking fifty. Yeah, no, fucking bullshit.
• 39:06
  But it's like nobody, nobody really wants to that. I mean, I
• 39:08
  mean, people still want to work for work in these positions. But how
• 39:12
  is it now? Dem are you part of the strike? No? So
• 39:15
  technically I work on the producing side. I'm not in the writer's room,
• 39:20
  so I'm technically not on strike. So have you not been working this whole
• 39:23
  time? I have also not really been doing a lot of work either,
• 39:29
  and that's because of this, like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just
• 39:30
  like there's a stoppage. So basically, like, you know, we just
• 39:35
  looked at our calendar about like what we could get accomplished in the meantime in
• 39:37
  between time, and there's not much. So we're gonna dry up and work
• 39:44
  very soon, damn. So there's no agreement at that point. Yeah,
• 39:49
  I hope that they reached an agreement, but these studio exacts are pretty pretty
• 39:54
  to get people the fuck out. What's that deal? Agreement? Like,
• 39:58
  what is what would make them hap I can go back to work. So
• 40:04
  writers are basically going to be fighting for basic pay increases. They want to
• 40:08
  secure those middle ground writing jobs. It's like for the story editors and people
• 40:15
  who are lesser. It's not the big writers that are having problems. It's
• 40:17
  people like my friends that are in writing rooms who have those like middle ground
• 40:22
  jobs, who are trying to get more episodes and are trying to get onto
• 40:25
  more projects. I personally think that the WJA should have tried to get rid
• 40:30
  of their exclusivity deal. They're trying to get rid of all the land Next
• 40:32
  shows. Yeah, so basically they're trying to get rid of those middle ground
• 40:37
  jobs for writers, and they just want like to pay like basic writers,
• 40:40
  and they want to pay the high end people. And they aren't giving people
• 40:44
  the steps to move up. So if you're at the top, you're gonna
• 40:45
  be fine, but there's no room for people to move up. Is it
• 40:49
  really the like like in eradication of like everybody or like, because let's just
• 40:52
  say, like if like they're like, hey, the people who brought you
• 40:54
  taco shop, maybe we don't want to hire them anymore because they portray a
• 40:58
  Latino people always trying to save some kind of fucking ethnic food place, you
• 41:01
  know what I mean, And maybe let's make it more about, you know,
• 41:05
  different kind of struggles these people actually fucking face. If they're getting rid
• 41:07
  of those people, you know what I mean, that'd be kind of cool.
• 41:09
  But I get it if it's like if it's they're like, hey,
• 41:12
  bro, sweep them all under the rug, and they're like they're going to
• 41:14
  buy a very nazistion. No, it's like it's very much so like they
• 41:17
  just want to be able to You want to be able to move up in
• 41:21
  your career, You want to be able to have a secure career, and
• 41:23
  like that's no longer a really viable option. I mean a lot of writers
• 41:27
  that I know still have to work second jobs because they aren't making very much
• 41:30
  money. And I I mean, I have a friend who is CouchSurfing when
• 41:36
  he was a writer on two shows because he wasn't making enough money because he
• 41:39
  was a first season writer on both of those shows. Yeah, like you
• 41:45
  meanwhile, you have executives that are making like, I don't know, two
• 41:49
  hundred and twenty two million on their bonus here and there. Damn. So
• 41:52
  even if we got high and hunger on a matron. Even if we just
• 41:57
  made it like, well, that's reality, so that it's different. Reality
• 42:00
  is under a completely different situation because reality is not written. So like that's
• 42:06
  why. So that's why you saw like the boom of like the Kardashians and
• 42:08
  things like that during the two thousand and seven TV Yeah, chep TV,
• 42:14
  keep TV. It's sound like cheap, but it's it's also like you aren't
• 42:17
  paying for writers. It's producers that are driving the story of story producers,
• 42:22
  And that's why you saw like the Rise of the Kardashian during the oh seven
• 42:24
  strike. Nobody wants to watch it anymore. I mean, I guarantee you
• 42:30
  right now. I think it's like the hold on hold next letter to rules.
• 42:36
  Now, isn't that the whole fucking thing? I don't know. You
• 42:37
  guys fuck women a lot. What is your girlfriend watches? She watching that
• 42:43
  ship? She watches what I watch like like and I always put it you're
• 42:49
  sounding like me right, but but answer but I can't wait for you to
• 42:58
  get your ask. No. But but but when she's on her time,
• 43:01
  like you know what I mean, Like when she's like at home, she's
• 43:04
  watching like Succession and like I don't know, like actually good TV. Yeah,
• 43:08
  Like she like that, you know, Like it's compared to like she's
• 43:12
  but she's with me. She's with me. She's like what it's like,
• 43:14
  She's like, I don't watch me. I learned this whole history of like
• 43:16
  why the Italian Mafia was so successful, Like it's fun to watch. I
• 43:22
  love shit like that. I don't watch reality TV. I think it's trash.
• 43:24
  It's not. And I also worked in it when I first got into
• 43:27
  the industry, which makes you hate it so much more. It's just a
• 43:31
  bunch of terrible people being terrible all the time, and you're giving them buckets
• 43:37
  of money to do it. That's how I feel about certain food shows on
• 43:42
  Netflix. I'm like, he's a bitch, I swear to God, Like
• 43:45
  i'd be watching this shit like that, like the fat dude who hates tning
• 43:51
  and now he's not nearly as interesting that Bizarre Foods guy. Get rid of
• 43:54
  that guy like that Baald dude. He's like, hey, dude, yeah,
• 43:58
  Zimmerman, dude, I'm sorry, man, that one season was cool,
• 44:00
  dude, but you come off as a dick, you know what I
• 44:02
  mean. Like, I like, like you just come off. It's one
• 44:05
  of those picky as gay guys who was like not gay, fuck you,
• 44:07
  you know what I mean. Like, I'm like, yo, dude,
• 44:09
  I'm like, you know, no, he's gay. I think, well
• 44:15
  that is very true. Pretty sure. I'm pretty sure he's not that.
• 44:21
  No, I think like he's no, he's I think he's he's openly gay.
• 44:24
  Yeah, but but yeah, like that, like like him, you
• 44:28
  know who I feel I had more respect on his name, the guy from
• 44:30
  man versus Food that was a legend right there. I want to be him.
• 44:35
  I forget his name. But you know what's crazy, He's you know
• 44:39
  what's crazy. There's like a reason why he's an asshole. Like there's really
• 44:45
  a genuine reason why he's an asshole. And it's not because the food's not
• 44:47
  good. Like this motherfucker's life has been fucked up, bro. Like if
• 44:52
  you do some history and do it and you see like his like his his
• 44:54
  upbringing, his dad very like super abusive, like he's nearly beat his mom
• 45:00
  to death and all this shit. Like Yo, this motherfucker had this rate
• 45:02
  since he was young. Oh yeah, it's just fucking trauma. Every time
• 45:07
  he yells at someone that they're an idiot sandwich. He's just looking at himself
• 45:09
  as like a kid. Yes, and like his he talks about his dad
• 45:13
  being super alcoholic and just like just like his mom, his mom getting home
• 45:17
  or him just getting home and just automatically just beating the ship up his mom
• 45:20
  for no reason. Just call it. And then it's like, don't protect
• 45:22
  you, stupid idiot, and all this shit, like and it did something
• 45:24
  fucking crazy. Makes it so much sweeter that he's so good with kids.
• 45:29
  You ever kids, You're like, oh, dude, that's fucking but does
• 45:32
  he have Yeah, he doesn't have a daughter. Right, Yeah he dies?
• 45:36
  Don't you watch? You just said you produced rather you really I'm not
• 45:38
  saying he's not nice, but you don't also think he's extra nice because like
• 45:42
  fucking cameras are on. No, I I genuinely think that that dude is
• 45:45
  exactly who he purchasing. An asshole to everyone else, and then when you're
• 45:49
  under age, he's not, he's not. No, he's not an asshole
• 45:52
  to everyone else. Dude, he's no, he's an asshole with a point.
• 45:53
  He doesn't do it just to be an asshole, like he only does
• 45:57
  it to get his point across. I've actually in his new issue Next Level
• 46:01
  Chef or Next Level Kitchen, whatever the fuck, he's actually really nice to
• 46:06
  most of the contestants. Like I feel like he's kind of settled down in
• 46:09
  the past few years. I don't know. I love to portray that false
• 46:15
  narrative that when you're in the kitchen that the head chef yells at you,
• 46:19
  because that really doesn't that really doesn't apply a lot of times nowadays, and
• 46:22
  not yelling, but but it is very like that though. Yeah, but
• 46:29
  that's what that's and that's not really that's what he went through, though it
• 46:32
  doesn't it's not quite like that because it's too many people complaining or they'll go
• 46:37
  to HR, or they'll do whatever in the in the business, and like
• 46:40
  so you don't really just yell at people about to get yelled at. But
• 46:45
  see, no, but here's the difference between Chef Ramsey and the rest of
• 46:47
  these motherfuckers that would not be able to be cut from that same cloth as
• 46:52
  Chef Ramsey. When he came up, he was working her quote unquote interning
• 46:55
  for like one of the best chefs for years where he learned everything. And
• 47:00
  you could see this guy and he would see young shit Ramsey in the background
• 47:04
  and this guy is telling him, like, no, he need to pay
• 47:06
  attention. And that's how he taught him. So he felt like, I
• 47:07
  do get that he had to feel that shit, but that like he had
• 47:10
  to he feels like he has to I guess portray that same kind of teaching
• 47:15
  method took his students, because that's how good. That's how he got to
• 47:20
  be so damn good. Yes, the guy who he was working working for
• 47:22
  could have explained it a lot better, but that guy had that whole fucking
• 47:25
  ego thing where he's like, I'm the best of the best of the best,
• 47:29
  because there's there was no fucking like super viral shit. There was only
• 47:31
  I forget this guy's name. There was only one guy who he entered for,
• 47:35
  and then like then after that he got a chance to start his own
• 47:37
  restaurant after he got the recommendation. But he enterned for this guy for a
• 47:42
  long ass time, bro, and this guy used to treat him like shit.
• 47:45
  There's like videos of it from back in the day when when people would
• 47:47
  sell vhss is and shit, and then he'll tell him he's like the same
• 47:51
  shit he does to his people like I fucking need this now, and then
• 47:53
  just like just yelling him, and Andrew m is not gay. I just
• 47:57
  looked it up. He has a wife and kids, he has two gay
• 47:59
  parents, but he is himself is straight. Then what, well, maybe
• 48:05
  I was it was the wrong guy, the bizarre food guy that he trust
• 48:08
  me. Then he said you can be gay and have a boy. Well
• 48:13
  okay, well in California as kids, I swear to god, dude,
• 48:19
  I had I trust me. I thought the same thing. But I looked
• 48:22
  up one time, and that's why. That's why I remember that, because
• 48:24
  I was like, man gate, he's on your gaydars off dog, you
• 48:28
  got chains of batteries things. I didn't Bro, I didn't know. I
• 48:31
  didn't an attitude. I didn't know, Bro, my little brother is gay.
• 48:36
  I didn't know he was gay till he told me. Yeah, Like
• 48:39
  no, I'm just like, okay, you just don't have a girlfriend or
• 48:42
  whatever. Like I just what he never acted like fucking flamboyant around me or
• 48:47
  anything. Right now, there's plenty of people that don't act flamboyant, that's
• 48:51
  for sure. Yeah, you just watched too much TV or hang around with
• 48:55
  weird You don't know what most of those are still expects everybody to be a
• 48:59
  drag show of person. I'm dragging. Okay, there's drag. My next
• 49:04
  question on Google, did Andrew's immiment used to be gay was the one point
• 49:09
  a man in his life? Yeah? Yeah, they're I'm pretty sure I'm
• 49:15
  not. These are like logical questions people are asking, bro. I always
• 49:20
  feel really validated if I go to, like type a question into Google and
• 49:23
  it just knows what I'm about to say, and I'm like, oh,
• 49:25
  thank god, I'm not the only person who's been asking this question. I
• 49:29
  got some yeah. Yeah, And you're like, oh, I just thought
• 49:32
  they read your mind. Oh yeah, it could be your little FBI agent
• 49:36
  in there. That's just like, yeah, we got You're all happy about
• 49:38
  it. I get creeped out. Really, you would Google knows what what
• 49:43
  are you googling? Bro? Like, I'm like, yo, chill,
• 49:46
  Google, Like you'll stop, get out of my mind. Exaviel right,
• 49:50
  He's like, ho, Exavior is like how to and then it says kill
• 49:52
  your girlfriend, how to hide the body? Yeah? Like Exavier is fucking
• 49:58
  how did dexter perform? So I've watched enough true crime that I know I
• 50:02
  at least got a little public library. I'm not doing it on my phone.
• 50:07
  They have cameras. They're stupid. Not only I don't want to sign
• 50:09
  out the computer, you're already getting caught. I sign up, I'm signing
• 50:14
  on someone else's name. All I know it's for sure. I'm not looking
• 50:15
  up ship on my phone after I just did. Okay. As a true
• 50:19
  crime person, this smart thing would be is to like that other, that
• 50:22
  person that you're about to kill, get their friend's phone, look it up
• 50:25
  on their friend's phone, read them, lead them in the wrong direction.
• 50:29
  That's what I mean. But not the library where it can be traced back
• 50:32
  to you. You go, hey, I left my phone, and can
• 50:36
  I use your find my iPhone really fast? I want to look it up
• 50:38
  and then and then you clear out the history and you give it back to
• 50:44
  them. So let's the real question I've thought about. Let's say I want
• 50:47
  to kill my future, my girlfriend in the future, and all right,
• 50:51
  let's go to Patreon. I look it up. Now, let's go to
• 50:57
  Patreon. Please hope they'll never killed my girlfriend this because oh my god,
• 51:00
  we don't smoke the same. The lawyers like, and I'm like, fuck,
• 51:04
  I already know the lawyer's gonna have to pay five bucks though, all
• 51:12
  right, there you go. No, but that's a serious question. Like
• 51:15
  let's say I know that I want to like low key kill my wife in
• 51:17
  the future. How deep how do you even have a wife yet, DW
• 51:23
  How deep is the FB? I gonna go look into my search histories what
• 51:25
  I'm wondering, Bro, They fucking they looked through your shit if they could
• 51:30
  that long. Like I've looked some crazy shit up, like fo I know,
• 51:34
  I've looked how to kill someone up when I was thirteen, Xavier,
• 51:37
  I saw I see these fucking shows how they catch all these like black foods
• 51:39
  and catch reco cases right, and then like they'll bust out their phone,
• 51:44
  bro, and they'll put it in front of him. They'll hook this ship
• 51:46
  up and they'll be like, look all the ship you thought you deleted,
• 51:50
  it's right here, and we're gonna go through it one by one. You
• 51:52
  texted such and such on such and such date. It was like, you
• 51:57
  thought this was deleted the texting they have on them. Yeah, no,
• 52:00
  But then but then they bust out there like your search, your your Google
• 52:06
  search documents. We got permission from Google to look it up. That like
• 52:08
  your your Google search documents say you search for X y Z on this day
• 52:14
  and the IP address will be right there. It's it's stop googling about I
• 52:19
  got I figured it out. I just get in a number. It doesn't
• 52:22
  matter. They it's still register and your IP location and your IP location.
• 52:27
  If they could prove that you're at a restaurant at a certain time and it's
• 52:30
  all done. They see the videos of how they got that rapper, Melly
• 52:31
  Melly whatever. Yeah, it's through his phone. This phone, his fucking
• 52:37
  circulation. They lied. Yeah, no, killed his homies. Yeah,
• 52:42
  he was trying to play it off. But he's like he went to go
• 52:44
  change clothes and it was because his location wasn't the same thing. And then
• 52:46
  like he's his phone, his his contacts is saved under his friends contact so
• 52:51
  the phones are already and like his phone was there, so it's like it
• 52:53
  recognizes, like, what's up the homies here, So it's like they're both
• 52:57
  their locations are both there at the same time. It's fun. I just
• 53:00
  don't kill anyone. It's like, when I'm getting from there, don't bring
• 53:02
  your phone with you. That's another one. Don't just don't leave your phone
• 53:07
  at home. I'm gonna do it. Just need my phone to get there.
• 53:10
  Yeah, dude, how I need? How am I are? You're
• 53:15
  gonna avoids a little guy on the side of the wrong You can print out
• 53:21
  the directions on your computer before you leave map ques. Yeah. Back in
• 53:24
  the day map quiz there was no GPS. You know what was crazy about
• 53:29
  map Quiz that like, if you made a wrong turn, how do you
• 53:31
  start all over? Yeah? Likely. Rob Williams used to have a really
• 53:36
  good bit about GPS voices. He was like, uh, there was a
• 53:40
  Scottish golfer that he was like, it should just be him. Right turn,
• 53:45
  right turn, You'll missed it. Fucking what fucking so good. There's
• 53:50
  the worst Scottish accent I think I've ever done. But look it up,
• 53:53
  best bit of all time. I used to vindictively throw out one page age
• 54:00
  of my dad's map quests when we would be like going somewhere and I was
• 54:04
  mad at him, and I wanted to find a way that he would not
• 54:07
  be able to blame me for us fucking up, So I would just like
• 54:09
  throw out the middle page. Yeah, that's fucking fucked up. How old
• 54:15
  was your dad. Uh My dad had me at forty and I was like,
• 54:19
  probably around where were you? Where were we all headed? You obviously
• 54:22
  did not want to get there. No, it was like one of his
• 54:24
  friends events guys ever make it. Yeah, I found salty. I really
• 54:31
  thought it was a great friend. I was like a kid. He probably
• 54:35
  pulled out the Thomas Guide because that was that was before the GPS. I
• 54:37
  have one of those. Oh yeah, dude, I mean used to.
• 54:40
  You used to go anywhere, like you go to Triple A. They map
• 54:44
  out all your ship and all these maps, and you have a Thomas Guide
• 54:45
  and that's how you figured out to get wherever you're going, like you used
• 54:49
  to like read like I'll never forget my parents, like get some wrong turn,
• 54:52
  pulled that Thomas Guide and he pulled out nderneath the seat and give it
• 54:54
  to my mom. She had to look through and try to figure out how
• 54:58
  to how to get where we were going. Yeah, and you had to
• 55:00
  like you had an update. You had to update the Thomas guy too.
• 55:04
  You have a memory card and then you'd put that in your computer and download
• 55:07
  the newest ones. I'm talking about when it was a paper. There used
• 55:09
  to be a book. But you had like a book, it's all the
• 55:13
  Thomas guy. That's God, not yes, yes, Like when you're don't
• 55:16
  know how to read a book, how to read book. A random map
• 55:22
  is very different than reading a book. You get a map and you used
• 55:23
  to say, go in the back, you find out where you're going,
• 55:27
  and I'll tell you what page and which graph point it is, and then
• 55:31
  you have to go back five different pages and figure out how you get there.
• 55:35
  I remember my dad used to be that's that's how we got that's how
• 55:37
  So maybe you're listening to this and you are young enough that you don't fucking
• 55:42
  remember that. Congratulations old ass truck drivers. Old ass truck drivers know how
• 55:45
  to do that shit. They know how to read a less They used to
• 55:47
  show that at all the truck spots. Yeah, they still probably do,
• 55:51
  just in case their phone dude or something. I used to have to do
• 55:53
  it for my dad because I used to be like a lawnmower guy and used
• 55:57
  to go to random houses and we'd get the address and you would go to
• 55:59
  the back of the book find the street, and then you go to the
• 56:01
  street, and then you kind of would kind of have to figure out where
• 56:05
  you were and you have to get in the section of fucking go there.
• 56:07
  But it was fucking by ship. Yeah, we didn't have a fucking Thomas
• 56:10
  guy or whatever the ones on things. It was a book book and every
• 56:15
  year they would get updated. Yeah, every give me enough neighbors. Like
• 56:17
  you had a GPS, which was a tom Tom or whatever, and then
• 56:22
  that would kind of take you out to get that. But before that,
• 56:25
  before bones and all this other crap, you had a map. That's why
• 56:30
  I said. You used to go a triple A. If you want to
• 56:31
  go to the South Dakota on vacation, you go there, they bring all
• 56:35
  these maps out. They map your whole ship and all the different spots you
• 56:37
  want to go, and then you go up your family. Yeah, you're
• 56:39
  right, they you bring this whole fucking thing. They did. Used to
• 56:43
  have that ship, bro, that's crazy. When's the last time you stopped
• 56:45
  by a gas asient said, ask for directions? Well, that was a
• 56:50
  thing people, the freeway. It's the freeway. And I would be like
• 56:54
  a like, ask hout to get it somewhere, and I could. I
• 56:58
  used to. They sent me in. Then stay shit, they'd be like,
• 57:00
  man, go in there and ask them how to get to this spot,
• 57:02
  you know, every close. Are you in the right city? Yeah,
• 57:06
  the right You could never do that these days, bro, you can
• 57:09
  never ask the person working at the gas station for direction. They don't know.
• 57:14
  Yeah, they don't even know where the bathroom cake to the own bathroom
• 57:16
  his dog. If it's horrible in La, do sorry. I don't get
• 57:20
  paid enough to give out directions for free. Like yeah, that is kind
• 57:23
  of fun, bro. Like nobody has like all the gas stations up maps,
• 57:28
  Like when you go to pay for your gas, there's maps of all
• 57:30
  the different cities, so that way you could buy it and then you know,
• 57:32
  are they pulled the map out the gas station guy like, oh you're
• 57:35
  right here. This we get to go. Oh my god, I can't
• 57:38
  imagine a nice enough gas station attendance to do that for me. Oh yeah,
• 57:45
  pull out a map and be like yeah, yeah, you're right here,
• 57:46
  this is where you need to go. You can't imagine your pants pants,
• 57:51
  And they don't give a fuck. They're like, yeah you can wait,
• 57:53
  Yeah, Larry's in there. I hope be another hour. That's if
• 57:57
  they want to let you use the restroom. That's also like if I don't
• 58:00
  know, man, They were like people in LA, especially like gas stations,
• 58:04
  they see some shit, bro. Like the people that work at a
• 58:07
  gas station job in LA, they see some shit, bro. Because no
• 58:12
  matter where you're at, bro, you're gonna see some homeless shit. They're
• 58:15
  gonna see somebody coming into their fucking gas station acting a fool. You're gonna
• 58:21
  like, like, what is chili working CVS? Okay, that's that's an
• 58:25
  equivalent job that Like, it's like the same thing wal Greens. Get the
• 58:30
  fuck out of here, all those twenty four hour places. I feel really
• 58:34
  bad for Starbucks workers a lot of the time. No me, have you
• 58:39
  ever been to the Starbucks? Have you ever been to the Starbucks in North
• 58:43
  Hollywood on Lancaship in Magnolia? That place is a fucking mess. Yeah,
• 58:47
  Like people in that like area are fucking wild, like coming like there's one
• 58:53
  day to dude just walks in and through shit at the fucking walk. You
• 58:58
  don't get paid extra, no, Like, you don't get paid extra to
• 59:00
  work at different Starbucks. It's all just the same minimal food. No,
• 59:02
  No, it's all just the same. Like in cities like isn't in San
• 59:06
  Francisco have a wave different minimum wage? Yeah? I think San Francisco's minimum
• 59:09
  wages. I'm not lying. Downtown should have a minimum wage. Which way
• 59:15
  I want? You want to hang out with the homeless and work with them,
• 59:17
  and they got to interact with you. You can't interact back. I
• 59:21
  need a five dollars pay increase. I was I was at this coffee shop
• 59:23
  the other day. Then I'll ask for transfer transfer I rather drive into work.
• 59:28
  Yeah, I feel you. I mean, I s at this coffee
• 59:30
  shop the other day and me and my friend Hannah are sitting there. I'm
• 59:34
  editing a video, She's doing whatever the fuck house and this like homeless person
• 59:37
  walks up, is not wearing a shirt, just has on underwear. Is
• 59:42
  like walks up to go into the coffee shop, and the girl behind the
• 59:47
  counter just goes, no, I'm not doing it today. I Am not
• 59:52
  doing it today. And this guy just looks so defeated. He just went
• 59:57
  see you tomorrow and just like left. I was like, bitch, you
• 1:00:00
  have to do this every day. That's crazy, this is something you have
• 1:00:04
  to deal with every day. No, I just get a new job doing
• 1:00:07
  black black coffee here. No, because then he's just gonna get I wouldn't
• 1:00:14
  because you never know, like there are people with so many mental disabilities and
• 1:00:16
  like himself and then sue you like female cat in your backyard, don't just
• 1:00:22
  keep on coming back if you give him some coffee because you're like, oh
• 1:00:24
  this this is a soft person. I'm gonna go back there and get another
• 1:00:28
  one. You say, you just say no, you can always direct if
• 1:00:31
  you were like the free like food places in the neighborhood. Every neighborhood in
• 1:00:36
  LA has like a free food point. I mean, like the homeless wools.
• 1:00:40
  The homeless wools don't give a fuck about the free the free food places
• 1:00:45
  and all this shit because I don't ever see I don't ever see them fucking
• 1:00:47
  use that ship. Bro. Like when I was in Denver walking around,
• 1:00:50
  like I saw actual homeless people come out of their fucking the food building they
• 1:00:54
  were getting lunch. I was like, oh man, this is a rare
• 1:00:58
  sight almost people actually using their reach, you know. I was like,
• 1:01:00
  I'm like La, I was like, they probably set this place on fire
• 1:01:02
  and see if there's any money in here. Yeah, I mean there are
• 1:01:07
  like plenty of homeless people who will use resources and we'll do things. But
• 1:01:09
  I mean you just have like some people who are just more concerned about drugs
• 1:01:14
  because they've become so addicted to like fentel and shit like that that that's all
• 1:01:17
  they care about. Do you also feel I feel I feel as well too.
• 1:01:22
  Man. There's like some people, man, that's right there. There's
• 1:01:24
  some people that I'm not gonna say that the reason they're homeless is because they
• 1:01:30
  didn't they didn't move nowhere else. But some people are homeless because they choose
• 1:01:35
  to stay in California. Oh no, some are just homeless because they like
• 1:01:37
  there's like not working and I mean like but like because I'll never forget the
• 1:01:40
  time when I had an event. I had eighteen briskets we couldn't sell.
• 1:01:45
  It was downtown, so I'm like, fuck it, I was giving the
• 1:01:47
  homeless people because I didn't I didn't know what to do with this. Yeah,
• 1:01:52
  I drive down there in this big U haul with all these briskets.
• 1:01:54
  Dude, like these fools are talent. Were mad that I wasn't hint cutting
• 1:01:58
  the brisket. I was getting like a two hundred dollar piece of meat.
• 1:02:00
  And then they're bitching because I didn't have plates and forks and stuff like that.
• 1:02:04
  And those are all the opportunists people, so they all grab the food
• 1:02:07
  off me, and then you see the real homeless people, the ones that
• 1:02:10
  are like totally on the streets, but there's a bunch of those guys that
• 1:02:13
  are just hanging out there to get free stuff. And they're the ones that
• 1:02:15
  are first up. Like when when any of the food people come by drop
• 1:02:19
  off food, they run out like these you know, out of the woodworks.
• 1:02:22
  They grab that ship. And then you'll see like the people that you're
• 1:02:24
  like, oh, fuck, I wish I would have had the brisket to
• 1:02:27
  give it to that person, because that person, you know, is really
• 1:02:29
  homeless. But there's a shipload of people down there that aren't really homeless.
• 1:02:32
  They might even have a place to stay, but they just hang out there
• 1:02:35
  to get free free shit. I've seen plenty of times. That's very true.
• 1:02:37
  It's like in La it's turned into like a scam. Bro, Like,
• 1:02:42
  you know, there's some people out there. They're like, I did
• 1:02:44
  not know like how the drug game is out there, but like you know,
• 1:02:47
  there's like the like being a drug dealer in a skid row or something
• 1:02:51
  like that. Bro, Like you're you're like you'd like those people that process
• 1:02:54
  you or they serve you because they they dress up like homeless. They have
• 1:03:00
  a decoit tent like they're breaking money. But it's like such a grimy way
• 1:03:04
  to make money. Bro, It's really like being a drug dealer at skid
• 1:03:07
  Row. It is crazy. This was like it's a certain tenth that they
• 1:03:12
  know not to go to, like they have a mutual respect because they know.
• 1:03:14
  But yeah, there's a lot of people. There's two different ones.
• 1:03:16
  There's the drug dealer that stays on skid Road and then there's also the drug
• 1:03:21
  dealer that shows up in the morning in the BMW and supplies that tent.
• 1:03:24
  Those are the ones I see in the morning because sometimes there's a lot of
• 1:03:28
  traffic. It'll give me a detour. And I've only done it once or
• 1:03:30
  twice because never again. But I thought I thought skid Roll would be dead.
• 1:03:34
  You know, they're all tired, they're asleep. No, no,
• 1:03:38
  they need their next lick. And there was a lot of BMW's and a
• 1:03:42
  lot of blacks and Mexicans like there, and you're like, why are you
• 1:03:45
  here. Yeah, they're fucking supplying the whole fucking and that. So those
• 1:03:50
  are like the big money hustlers, like like Frank Lucas. I was watching
• 1:03:54
  that Frank Lucas. He's dead man, I know. And have you heard
• 1:03:58
  of Frank Matthews. I got to send you this documentary, now tell us
• 1:04:01
  about it. He's supposed to be bigger than Frank Lucas, this guy named
• 1:04:04
  Frank Matthews. And he just disappears. That his boss. They can't find
• 1:04:08
  him. Yeah, it was technically his boss, but they don't bring him
• 1:04:10
  up because he disappeared. I got saying to his dog, you'll love it.
• 1:04:13
  It was like one of those practics he showed you in the movie.
• 1:04:15
  He died, No, Frank Matthews, and he does? And does he
• 1:04:18
  die? I know Frank Lucas dies, but he gets out though, Yeah
• 1:04:23
  I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who.
• 1:04:25
  I don't know who. This new characters. You gotta look at him
• 1:04:27
  up, Frank Matthews. I'm gonna send you the doc It was crazy.
• 1:04:30
  I was going down the documentary rabbit hole yesterday. Did you see your women
• 1:04:35
  Crush Wednesday get caught for a sexual fucking misconduct? She should debate the banana?
• 1:04:43
  Okay, I'll think about a banana, right, Okay, So,
• 1:04:45
  like, do you know, do you know what happened before, like before
• 1:04:47
  you actually start trashing her, Xavier, because I know what happened, I
• 1:04:51
  don't know what happened, So I'm actually really curious happened. So apparently there
• 1:04:58
  there's about five backup danc or dancers of hers that are assuming her for sexual
• 1:05:02
  assault or like she's a and uh and uh, I guess weight shaming or
• 1:05:08
  like body shaming. Liz she's she's as big as a house. What she
• 1:05:12
  what she well isn't that? Isn't that her whole brand that she has,
• 1:05:15
  like the thick girls, like her big girls or whatever, her dancers,
• 1:05:17
  cholesterol crew, choluster. I mean you you would know of anybody in this
• 1:05:26
  building, you would know how many people can we feed off a Lizzo?
• 1:05:29
  If Lizzo was like an actual like you have to trim half, she would
• 1:05:35
  be a skinny person if we ate her, ate her because we had to
• 1:05:38
  cut off all that blubber unless you're gonna use it for like a winter coat
• 1:05:41
  to keep warm or something like. I like, you know, she's like
• 1:05:45
  you know, like in Star Wars when they when they when they when they
• 1:05:47
  have when they slice up the I'm glad you didn't make a Revenant reference when
• 1:05:55
  they when they killed the tantan and and and Han uses it for warmth a
• 1:05:58
  night, that's what you used Lizzo for. I feel like she's also hell
• 1:06:00
  of bit though, but how could she fancia anyone when she's like five?
• 1:06:04
  I don't think it was like fat, like okay, So look, the
• 1:06:06
  whole thing was that, like that her backup dancers were gaining weight. She's
• 1:06:12
  like, I can't have this, so she was like, you either lose
• 1:06:14
  it or you fucking get fired. And there was another thing where like she
• 1:06:16
  kind of had them do these like sexual things. So like she's like she
• 1:06:19
  had all the girl all the girl dancers put bananas in her pussy and then
• 1:06:23
  make all the guys eat him out of it. Yeah, what what?
• 1:06:28
  I absolutely wouldn't do that. I'm sorry a bit. What the Fuck's I
• 1:06:32
  feel like? That's so wild, that's crazy. I'm just like, yo,
• 1:06:35
  that's that's bullying shit. But I'm like, why wouldn't you lie?
• 1:06:40
  Though? Like why would you lie? It's like but I'm like, how
• 1:06:43
  do you get somebody to agree with it? Like five people? It was
• 1:06:45
  like, yeah, you did all my pussy stick a banana in there.
• 1:06:47
  Stick a banana and my pussy and then you yeah, like that's a little
• 1:06:51
  bit like can you imagine, like what would what would be going through your
• 1:06:55
  brain if someone pointed it you was like, put a banana in my pussy
• 1:06:58
  and then point it actually was like now you eat it. That would be
• 1:07:01
  the most insane fucking day of your life. No, I'm not gonna do
• 1:07:06
  that. Somebody's getting a east infection. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:11
  Like your pH balance would be so out of whack it probably probably fill the
• 1:07:15
  potassium like garbage dumped. Oh my god, this is my potassium pussy.
• 1:07:20
  Are you are you looking deep into this exam? I'm looking. I'm I'm
• 1:07:24
  reading, man, what do you what are you finding out? You're like
• 1:07:27
  obsessmail dot com said, I turn it off a little lawsuit. Singer at
• 1:07:32
  center of more allegations after Banana Sex Act accuser as director Sophia Allison says abuse
• 1:07:42
  of power forced her to quit and another actor speaks out yeah yeah. She
• 1:07:47
  also gave a big shout out to the dancer for bringing this behavior to Lightwell.
• 1:07:50
  Director added that she walked away from correcting. Yeah. I don't know,
• 1:07:54
  dude, but that's crazy. That's gonna put a damp in on the
• 1:07:58
  Barbie movie by she in it. She's in it? Yeah, and she
• 1:08:01
  has a song. No way, there's a fatass Barbie. Oh my god.
• 1:08:08
  Okay, yeah, yeah, no, she's not in it. I
• 1:08:12
  think, well maybe for like a shot, you know, can you look
• 1:08:15
  it up? I don't think. I asked my little brother he saw yesterday.
• 1:08:18
  Yeah, I honestly, I won't lie. Okay, this is gonna
• 1:08:23
  come as a shock. I didn't I liked Barbie, but I didn't love
• 1:08:26
  Barbie, and I actually really loved Oppenheimer, like so much more. It
• 1:08:31
  was so good. I mean, I'm a huge christinal in person. So
• 1:08:36
  it's not Michael Keaton. It's not it's not that I didn't it's not that
• 1:08:43
  I didn't like. Yeah, it's not that I didn't like Barbie. I
• 1:08:48
  think. So I saw Oppenheimer in the morning, and then I saw Barbie
• 1:08:53
  at night, and I had Espresso Martinis in between. Oh, it was
• 1:08:57
  a great time. I got high. How didn espresso Martine was. I
• 1:09:00
  was like, I thought it was the perfect mood to see Barbie in.
• 1:09:03
  I really liked it. I thought it was great. I thought that weirdly
• 1:09:08
  enough Ryan, they bone in the Barbe movie. No, I wish that.
• 1:09:13
  You know, Canon Kennon Barbie, don't get down. He doesn't have
• 1:09:15
  a dick. You don't get down. I thought it doesn't have a dick.
• 1:09:17
  Yeah, what's the rating. It's because they don't have dicks and pussies.
• 1:09:24
  They're just plastic. Yeah, so then how is Kenna boy if that?
• 1:09:28
  If there doesn't that, they're just just that, No way, you
• 1:09:31
  can't question it was a different time, bro, what you like they did?
• 1:09:43
  Nobody needed to explain why Ken didn't have a dick, but he just
• 1:09:45
  knew he was a man because that's what he looked like. That makes sense
• 1:09:47
  to me. I thought, I was like Ken was never black because Dick
• 1:09:50
  Dick was never involved in that. Wasn't a black kid. There's black Barbie
• 1:09:59
  black, I can there's Asian can Oh, I don't know that. Is
• 1:10:01
  there a Mexican kid? I don't think so. I never seen I never
• 1:10:04
  named Kenny. I never seen him. Hey Kenyan, No, I really
• 1:10:15
  like Barbie. I thought I thought it was good, but fucking Appenheimer is
• 1:10:18
  just so much better. And I've been shined on by all my friends for
• 1:10:23
  that opinion. I know right because Aubenheimer was fucking beautiful. Like it's a
• 1:10:28
  three hour movie, but it feels easily like it's it felt shorter to me
• 1:10:31
  than Barbie did. I would be pissed if I got a pee for a
• 1:10:34
  three hour movie. You always yeah, no, you know, I don't
• 1:10:40
  want to You don't want to miss like a second of this movie. You
• 1:10:43
  just want to sit there and stay. Yeah. But see that's the whole
• 1:10:45
  thing. I don't have a really big problem when I'm like, man,
• 1:10:46
  I really got to drink those beers before I got Yeah, Like I'd be
• 1:10:50
  like, fuck, the movie's just getting good. I hate it when this
• 1:10:53
  happened. Oh, Like, are you a snacker during the movie? Is
• 1:10:57
  like do you actually get snacks at? Yeah? I get popcorn? Okay?
• 1:11:00
  Is that it? Like soda or like icy? Okay? Icy is
• 1:11:03
  the correct answer? Yeah? Or a pip extra. AMC Like AMC Theaters
• 1:11:09
  is like one of the only places besides Chipotle that you can get pip extra.
• 1:11:13
  They have that like machine, that machine you could get any coke or
• 1:11:15
  yeah that freestyle bullshit they have that that that machine is a game. I'm
• 1:11:18
  really passionate about soda. I can't you tell it's like the one thing that
• 1:11:21
  I really truly care about is diet coke and Pip Extra. I fucking love
• 1:11:27
  diet coke. I am one of those do you not like real coke?
• 1:11:31
  I have one of those annoying ass bitches that like is obsessed with it.
• 1:11:34
  But do you not drink regular coke? Not really? I drink I drink
• 1:11:38
  like Mexican coke. Okay, but you don't like that over diet because diets
• 1:11:43
  is weird for me. It's like a nostalgia thing. Like my nana used
• 1:11:46
  to only drink diet coke, so it reminds me of like sitting at the
• 1:11:49
  table with her and having like a glass of diet coke. Yeah, soda
• 1:11:54
  don't mean that much to me for me to choose all the different flavors.
• 1:12:00
  But yeah, because I don't know, I don't drink it. You know
• 1:12:02
  what. I like that New York Seltzer machine they have at the airport with
• 1:12:06
  the little bottles of the fucking Seltzer. It's a it's a soda though.
• 1:12:11
  Yeah, yeah it's clear, Yeah, it's clear dash. It is good,
• 1:12:14
  bro. I'll be working with that machine's time I'm at the airport.
• 1:12:16
  I'm gonna have to try that. Yeah, like the airport be the airport
• 1:12:19
  be having some ship man, let'd be having some cool assu stuff. Do
• 1:12:24
  you get to your flights early or do you I prefer like when I can.
• 1:12:28
  I try to fly first class or business class just because it gives you
• 1:12:30
  access to that bound. Yeah, like any kind of yeah, any kind
• 1:12:34
  of international flight I try. Yeah, but domestic flounce sucks. Did you
• 1:12:40
  fight first class to fucking Japan? Yeah? Wow, that was the best.
• 1:12:45
  I bet that was like an amazing flight. I would do it again.
• 1:12:48
  I'm trying to fly Emeritis or whatever Emirates. Yeah, I'm trying to
• 1:12:54
  find that because that fucking plane as a fucking bar in it. Bro,
• 1:12:58
  I didn't know shout out to you, mamaca. She sent me a video
• 1:13:00
  of in the plane and she was like, I got my own bar.
• 1:13:02
  It's just like, look it's a bartender, she's like, because she talks
• 1:13:08
  very like Australian or like yeah like and I was just like yeah yeah,
• 1:13:14
  And I was just like, man, I was like, you're living it
• 1:13:16
  up right now. I was like, but and then the bartender had a
• 1:13:18
  person like, you know, like a bartender, bro. And I was
• 1:13:21
  just like, oh in a plane, this is badass. Yeah, I
• 1:13:25
  want that, that'd be amazing. I'm supposed to go to Grease I think
• 1:13:28
  next year for my friends Hendu and your friends Hindu met. So hend is
• 1:13:33
  like the British version of a bachelorette, so like, yeah, exactly,
• 1:13:41
  but it's it's just like she's getting married and she's fucking obsessed with Grease,
• 1:13:45
  and so I have to go fucking meet all of them in Greece. Yes,
• 1:13:48
  oh my god, you better fucking believe I'm going to go to an
• 1:13:51
  above my big fat Greek wedding. It's very Greek funny. My brother married
• 1:14:00
  a Greek girl and uh and when you marry the Greek family, it's like,
• 1:14:03
  all of a sudden, you have like a hundred new relatives that like,
• 1:14:06
  I'm not even relaid to them, but you go all it's crazy,
• 1:14:11
  like it's that Greek wedding that that movie is like almost reality was they was
• 1:14:15
  there? Gyros they don't they don't do a whole like Euros. They do
• 1:14:18
  a lot of They cook a whole whole lot of whole, like whole lambs,
• 1:14:21
  like the roast, like on the spit lambs like in the backyard and
• 1:14:26
  uh they make the my uh they make really good uh like back lava pastries
• 1:14:31
  and shit like that. Oh my god. Like every every time you go
• 1:14:34
  these any of these get togethers, because like they don't ever do catering at
• 1:14:39
  a party, it's like all the females are in the kitchen working away bringing
• 1:14:44
  all the food out that it's exactly like it's like it's like they're and the
• 1:14:49
  guys are just hanging out. Guys just hang out cos they don't like they
• 1:14:58
  don't like that windex thing. They think that that's so much of bullshit.
• 1:15:00
  But everything else like it's pretty much like that, like that movie. It's
• 1:15:03
  crazy because like you know, like all of a sudden you're at some party
• 1:15:06
  and then there's like two hundred people, but they're all related to each other
• 1:15:10
  somehow. They're all aunts, uncles, brother, sisters, whatever. And
• 1:15:13
  I'm just saying there with my family was like to meet my brother and my
• 1:15:15
  mom and my dad. There's four of us. That's it, you know.
• 1:15:17
  And so we sit there and just like like kind of all because we
• 1:15:20
  don't go like to family functions where we have like all these aunts don't have
• 1:15:24
  a family get together, family do, but it's not like not like these
• 1:15:28
  guys, these they have hundreds, you know, I might be we maybe
• 1:15:30
  have thirty or forty people we get together with and that's it. But like
• 1:15:33
  I never seen Yeah I didn't. I didn't look at it like definitably.
• 1:15:36
  You know how like white people they like they like to keep its small,
• 1:15:39
  but then they get invited to like somebody else's like like they get invited to
• 1:15:43
  a Mexican you're getting and they're like, I can see how immigration is a
• 1:15:46
  problem, Like it's like just too many of them ro like, yeah,
• 1:15:51
  it's a it's a it's a wild time. When you hang around with the
• 1:15:54
  Greek people. I mean they're and they that's our thing. They party like
• 1:15:58
  the little kids, and they see everyone like actual family. It doesn't even
• 1:16:01
  matter if you're related to them at all. And I love that about that
• 1:16:03
  culture. I love any culture like that if I can like walk in and
• 1:16:08
  everybody's immediately like hey, like you want to drink, like you want to
• 1:16:11
  show you want this. Because my nana was like super super big on hosting
• 1:16:15
  parties and doing that kind of shit. I love that ship. That's where
• 1:16:17
  I thrive. That's why I like hosting parties. Anytime I host a party,
• 1:16:21
  I make sure everyone is good, the whole night's whole. When he
• 1:16:25
  got married, they had to do with the Queen Mary because I was only
• 1:16:28
  placed big enough to hold all her extended family, like my extend Jesus dude,
• 1:16:32
  like people will stop fucking or a hundred people on my side and there
• 1:16:38
  was like five hundred people on the other side. Yeah, it was six
• 1:16:42
  hundred person wedding. And like I used to be like not be able,
• 1:16:45
  like I didn't like to talk in public, but then I had to be
• 1:16:47
  like the best man, so I had this whole speech thing. So like
• 1:16:49
  so here I'm in front of like five hundred people that happen don't even speak
• 1:16:53
  English, and I'm still they were trying to do the speech and the Queen
• 1:16:55
  Mary like in the bottom dining area because I was the only place that could
• 1:16:58
  find that would they would host six hundred people for a wedding back when you
• 1:17:01
  back got married. So it was crazy. Yeah, it was very very
• 1:17:04
  very interesting to see so many people fly from Greece because all these people were
• 1:17:10
  staying at different people's houses too, so they don't pay for hotels. That's
• 1:17:13
  that they're cheap. It's that's the thing that's like they fly over and they
• 1:17:15
  don't pay for hotels cheaper. They smart well, I mean they just don't
• 1:17:19
  do that. I mean like I would have got a hotel, you know,
• 1:17:21
  but you know that's not how they are. They just would like if
• 1:17:24
  I went to Greece, I'm not going to stay at their house. Oh
• 1:17:26
  it's like when it's like it's like when the Indian people have read that it's
• 1:17:30
  over, why don't we we nobody should want to go to Greece. Do
• 1:17:32
  you know what they're known for the bankruptcy that happened like ten years ago.
• 1:17:35
  You know they consider a disability Okay what huh they considered pedophilia disability? Do
• 1:17:43
  they actually? Yeah, well they're on they're tall on fire now too.
• 1:17:47
  It always goes back to the kids with you. Well, dude, look
• 1:17:51
  like does that not say that? If we were talking about craft cheese?
• 1:17:56
  He's like, do you know what you also want to go to? Here
• 1:18:00
  always is the best? Yeah, Na, that's they're really prettiant. I
• 1:18:03
  love Mamma Mia. I didn't know about Jeffreyson became a citizen. Uh.
• 1:18:10
  You fly over there and you get away with ship. Yeah weird. Yeah,
• 1:18:15
  you can be a little I think. Yeah, so I go to
• 1:18:16
  Japan, dude. Japan has quite a few of its own issues in the
• 1:18:24
  space, but their people are happy. Dude. All right, oh yeah,
• 1:18:30
  I know what the age of consent in Japan is, all right,
• 1:18:32
  what is it? What it's like fourteen or fifteen you get married. That's
• 1:18:41
  that's it's there's just no pedophilia and Japan, so at least, yeah,
• 1:18:45
  like it's great, like that's that's not a problem they have. It's crazy.
• 1:18:48
  I mean, yeah, well they're all the females look youngest. It's
• 1:18:51
  probably, yeah, that's what. But then it's like you see all you
• 1:18:58
  but but other dudes like it's fun too. I was like, yo,
• 1:19:00
  they just like everybody wants to look super young, are No, No,
• 1:19:04
  they're all into the ebapes now. Yeah, like a lot of people smoke
• 1:19:09
  there more than yeah, they still smoke, but it's mostly like the older
• 1:19:12
  crowds, all the young motherfuckers. They have like I bought my own device
• 1:19:14
  back from over there. They have these small cigarettes and you put an actual
• 1:19:16
  cigarette that has like maybe this much tobacco in it, and you put in
• 1:19:19
  the machine smoking and then put it then you just put it out, gotcha.
• 1:19:23
  Yeah, I used to love that mashine when I was cooked out,
• 1:19:28
  Like that ship was fucking instant, come down, smoked that whole cigarette at
• 1:19:31
  one hit and just put it out. You're like, I'm back to the
• 1:19:34
  room and I'm leveled. Oh shit. Japanese cigarettes here in Japan. Rights,
• 1:19:42
  they do, they do, but they do the right thing. They
• 1:19:44
  like make them feel like, hey, bro, you fucked up, and
• 1:19:45
  we're gonna make you feel like you're an outcast society to get your ship together,
• 1:19:48
  because we all work, and we all get up and we all fucking
• 1:19:51
  have the same legs and the same hands to fucking get up and find the
• 1:19:55
  job. So fucking do it or get the fuck out the way. It's
• 1:19:58
  crazy, bro, like that like that attitude about it. But there's saw
• 1:20:01
  a lot of shame and that culture, like yeah, if you cannot stand
• 1:20:04
  on your own two feet, like especially as a man, like Japan is
• 1:20:09
  very much so a patriarchy, and like, dude, it's fucking wild.
• 1:20:13
  I mean people literally just kill themselves over losing their job, like they have
• 1:20:16
  a they can't have a Like I think I saw three homeless out there and
• 1:20:19
  they were like the only the only reason they tolerated them. I was like,
• 1:20:23
  because the homie those there, Like I asked somebody, I was like,
• 1:20:25
  oh, what they like? They were like listening for fucking like gig
• 1:20:28
  opportunities. So these were like working homeless from the radios because it's like shop,
• 1:20:31
  let's amuse the radio. And they were all there. It's like,
• 1:20:33
  Hey, I'm gonna head to this address to go do somethings from home depot.
• 1:20:36
  Now they were Japanese, but but it's like it's on the daily grind
• 1:20:41
  looking for a fucking side hustle. The tents on the side of the road.
• 1:20:45
  There were tents, but there were there was like but there was only
• 1:20:47
  like two and it was like out of the way, dude, Like it
• 1:20:49
  wasn't like in the sidewalk. There was no fucking shit on the floor.
• 1:20:54
  These motherfuckers are cleaning up after their They like feel bad about being a nuisance
• 1:20:58
  to like or a burden on society. They're just like, hey, bro,
• 1:21:00
  like they didn't have a collection of about like fifty feet of random bullshit.
• 1:21:05
  Now like like they have a home, you mean they're property. You
• 1:21:10
  mean they're property with what they fucking been desiring their whole life. They're precious.
• 1:21:15
  Yeah, no, it's and it's and it's crazy, but but it's
• 1:21:19
  like, yeah, you do make they do make them feel like shame.
• 1:21:21
  Like it's like the every day people like pity you like or they give you
• 1:21:25
  sympathy, those people taking them like food and all this shit. But it's
• 1:21:28
  just kind of like hey, like like I remember, like there's like it's
• 1:21:30
  very normal for somebody to be like, hey man, I've been feeding you
• 1:21:32
  for like three weeks, like what have you done to get a job and
• 1:21:35
  done better? Type of shit. I'm like, yo, that's kind of
• 1:21:39
  like. I'm like, I'm like, yo, have you've been I've been
• 1:21:40
  feeding his motherfucking for three weeks. I'm like, what have you been doing?
• 1:21:43
  For real? Bro? I was like you just I'm like it's crazy.
• 1:21:45
  I'm like, there's the shame game is real. I think you need
• 1:21:47
  shame sometimes it can be a great motivator. That's first. That's what I'm
• 1:21:51
  saying, Like you need shame. Like fat people experience shame and then they
• 1:21:55
  won't go to the gym. I mean, there don't want to be so
• 1:21:57
  fast, wouldn't be fucking a praise for it. Yeah, like if people
• 1:22:00
  clap for cholesterol, people didn't clap and they were just like lose wood,
• 1:22:03
  fat ass. Like I'm pretty sure she would she would like Adele it because
• 1:22:08
  Adele was fat in the beginning. And then Adele was like, well,
• 1:22:11
  I don't need my expory friend anymore, so like I'm gonna get fit husband.
• 1:22:15
  Yeah, or her ex husband that he makes so much more money than
• 1:22:20
  he does. Of course she does. You get the bad you get the
• 1:22:24
  bad king, get the bad king. Yeah, that's like California law.
• 1:22:28
  I know. But you know, but at the same time, and that's
• 1:22:31
  kind of fucked up because like if a divorce happens, it's like, hey,
• 1:22:33
  bro, how about we just don't split up shing we just go our
• 1:22:35
  separate ways? Like how about we just don't not beneficial for women? That's
• 1:22:42
  no, but what but what I'm saying, I'm like, well, I'm
• 1:22:44
  just like hey man, Like I'm like, look, man, it'll matter,
• 1:22:46
  like who makes more. It's like respectably the shitting working. So like
• 1:22:49
  whatever, you want to take half the ship in the house, that's cool,
• 1:22:51
  but like you money, yeah, my money is my bag. Where
• 1:22:57
  It's like, why are we gonna make our lives complicated like that, you
• 1:23:00
  know what I mean, Let's say if we never really dependent on each other
• 1:23:03
  like that. I think it's wild that people like will still get a portion
• 1:23:08
  of the future. And he's, oh my god, it's ridiculous that like
• 1:23:13
  they can't get a portion of like the future, like earnings, like people
• 1:23:17
  who like get high end divorces and who are like high income earners their act
• 1:23:23
  like spouse still gets a percentage of their income moving forward. Yeah, until
• 1:23:28
  they get married, which is insane to me. Till they get married,
• 1:23:30
  Like that's why I don't get married again. They just stay up, yeah
• 1:23:33
  I know, and they have boyfriends, and the boyfriends stays there twenty nine
• 1:23:38
  days out of the fucking month. And since he don't live there, he's
• 1:23:41
  technically not married at her. So this fool just leaves, has to go
• 1:23:44
  sleep at the homies house for one day. Yeah, and works. That's
• 1:23:48
  how it works. It's literally how it works. You're you, you gotta
• 1:23:50
  And it's not like you fucked her that she's in a weird choir that she
• 1:23:54
  can't go to work no more. Yeah, Like, if I fucked you
• 1:23:56
  so bad at you can't have a job by all means, I guess I
• 1:23:59
  gotta give you fucking money for the rest of your life, but you can
• 1:24:01
  get up. I'll do four years. After a divorce, I'll do four
• 1:24:04
  years. You want to know why how long it takes to go to college
• 1:24:06
  and get your ass a degree After that? I don't know why we're paying
• 1:24:11
  for anything more. But they only get alimonia the rest of your life.
• 1:24:14
  If you've been married, it's after ten after ten years, so I didn't
• 1:24:19
  up until then. If you like, you know, around five years,
• 1:24:23
  then they just get I didn't get ten years. If you've been there for
• 1:24:26
  five, they get double whatever. Don't even got to be married, but
• 1:24:29
  ten after ten years, that's when you better be happy to make sure that
• 1:24:32
  person leave with you because otherwise once they leave, they'll get they'll get half
• 1:24:36
  your stuff for you don't even have to be married. Now, what's that
• 1:24:39
  thing common lot? When does that happen? Or what's that thing common marriage?
• 1:24:42
  They actually got rid of common palimony, it's what they call it.
• 1:24:45
  Or like where someone yeah, someone someone lives in your house and they like,
• 1:24:48
  not your wife. It was supposed to be ten years of partnership,
• 1:24:51
  but together and you live in California. You just just don't let a female
• 1:24:56
  live in your house and you don't have to worry about it. Go to
• 1:24:59
  her house, like just don't let her live in your house. And then
• 1:25:03
  so just keep your house dirty and go to her house, like make her
• 1:25:06
  not want to come. Like I've always without any female living in my house.
• 1:25:11
  I'll tell you that much. So, yeah, they just don't living
• 1:25:14
  your house, and and and don't marry them there. Just be alone for
• 1:25:18
  fucking ever. You don't need to be alone. That that's that's that's that's
• 1:25:26
  that's trust me, No, trust me. If you're trying to do that
• 1:25:29
  with a woman forever in Los Angeles, you are going to end up alone.
• 1:25:32
  No, you don't. Look, they're coming around the pot know that
• 1:25:35
  they're going to be alone. You know what, people around long enough for
• 1:25:38
  them to figure all that out. That's coming around. They're figuring it out.
• 1:25:43
  That they all they're all not Cardi B's, they're all figuring it out
• 1:25:46
  Cardi D's. Yeah, it's taken a while. All the thirty five year
• 1:25:49
  old like fuck, yeah you haven't, you haven't. Yeah, but but
• 1:25:58
  here's the here's the thing that you fuck you fail to understand Xavier that you
• 1:26:02
  think they're gonna come running to you, like, but these these bitches,
• 1:26:08
  they're gonna be running to the motherfuckers that are gonna be sitting there waiting.
• 1:26:11
  They have a motherfucker in mind, bro, They already have They already have
• 1:26:15
  a motherfucker in the back of their head. They already know somebody who's nice,
• 1:26:18
  and they just they already know how to pay their cards right with this
• 1:26:20
  person. When they're done dealing with their whole shit, they usually give that
• 1:26:24
  guy a call, and nine times out of ten, that guy still there.
• 1:26:28
  That's actually the most actual way to describe literally, when you see a
• 1:26:31
  girl settle down so quick after her whole face, that dude has been in
• 1:26:34
  the sidelines cheering her on and outs that guy, and then she stays with
• 1:26:45
  him for ten years and then she gets rid of him and takes all his
• 1:26:47
  money. That's how it works. That's that's the final part of the game.
• 1:26:51
  Is that then that way she's like back on the market. That's you
• 1:26:59
  ever listen tom Us back in the day. This is just like the radio
• 1:27:01
  host that you know. That's if they get married. He there's there's every
• 1:27:04
  every every radio show there's some dude calling in saying that exact story. That's
• 1:27:10
  that's the way it works. It's it's like it's like, that's the that's
• 1:27:14
  the whole point. The girl just wants me of a guy for ten years
• 1:27:16
  and then she doesn't want to be there. She just gets rid of him.
• 1:27:18
  So it's first she's like a ho. Then she finds out without one
• 1:27:21
  dude, the like the little the little uh the point, the pencil pusher
• 1:27:27
  dude that was like the dork in high school. Then he's been with this
• 1:27:30
  whole time. And then and then she's like, oh, I'll be with
• 1:27:31
  this guy now because I'm not as desirable anymore and I need to make some
• 1:27:35
  money and I'm still good enough for this guy to get me. So then
• 1:27:39
  he stays what she stays with him. She never wanted to be with him,
• 1:27:41
  but she has a few kids on top of it, and then she
• 1:27:43
  leaves and she gets the alimony and she gets child support. That's if they
• 1:27:46
  get married though, right, that's will happen. The dude, we'll get
• 1:27:48
  married to her, because he's been saying they're waiting for like ten years to
• 1:27:51
  be married or hooked up at this check. So that's always on the radio,
• 1:27:55
  you know what, like Mexican radio. Mexican radio, it's always this
• 1:27:58
  guy singing some chick money and that sounds like your dad. Huh. I
• 1:28:02
  don't know. My dad moved her to teach him, and I was like,
• 1:28:04
  I'm not sending you know, fucking money, I'm not stupid. Yeah,
• 1:28:08
  And these pools always get caught up because they'll do like, you know,
• 1:28:10
  like Ryan's roses. Okay, Mexicans would always do. We'll always do
• 1:28:14
  Ryan's roses to the shack they're sending money to, and she never sends the
• 1:28:17
  roses back to that phone. That's how they figure out. He's like,
• 1:28:19
  I've been sending you all this much money. But it just reminded me how
• 1:28:23
  there's always a radio station call. Like on your radio station, it's always
• 1:28:25
  a it's always a guy that got sucked over and he's getting screwed over with
• 1:28:28
  alimony. And then on the Mexic I wonder how many people Ryan's roses.
• 1:28:30
  If somebody wouldn't come and be like, you know what, dude, I'm
• 1:28:32
  at work. He just called the league, or like if you if you
• 1:28:36
  call him, what if some Ryan Roses hit you up right now? Send
• 1:28:41
  it to my girl, Like, here's the thing. Supposedly that's not real.
• 1:28:46
  That's they're not really good. It's scripting. No, it's like actors
• 1:28:50
  usually it's not. It's not any real stuff. So like what difference does
• 1:28:56
  that make? No, I'm just I'm saying like, no, I know,
• 1:28:58
  but I'm saying the idea of it. Like if you were to actually
• 1:29:00
  try on somebody, like how many calls you would get be like hey,
• 1:29:02
  man, like I'm busy, I don't know who you are. You can't
• 1:29:04
  do that because they have that permission to be on the ship, on the
• 1:29:06
  on the radio, and they're gonna want to know why you're calling them from
• 1:29:10
  a radio station, the radio that Ryan's Roses things. They pretend like they're
• 1:29:13
  calling from some chocolate, some chocolate or Rose company. And that's like in
• 1:29:16
  trapping. You can't do that stuff on live on air that the person has
• 1:29:19
  to know. Just like when my homie called me first podcast, goes,
• 1:29:23
  do I have your consent to be on my on my podcast? It's like
• 1:29:26
  you have to have consent, and yeah, you have consent. We just
• 1:29:28
  called Tommy and tell them you're on air. But I mean, yeah,
• 1:29:31
  it's your that's your homie or whatever. I'm just saying, like a random
• 1:29:33
  person, there's no way that you can just like call them and like try
• 1:29:36
  to set them up like that. Just everybody knows. Grima said, there's
• 1:29:41
  a TikTok or high not that does that ship for ten bucks a call,
• 1:29:44
  Well, that's what she'll call your girlfriend or whatever, and she'll try to
• 1:29:47
  fucking get hurt or you caught up. That's on the radio though, Yeah,
• 1:29:56
  I guess you give this be like, hey, can you fucking try
• 1:29:58
  to get my girl? See she's cheating on me? Or nine? I
• 1:30:00
  guess for ten bucks on TikTok, I don't know, gay drop her,
• 1:30:03
  Like I want to see the cases of Like I want to see the cases
• 1:30:06
  where it's like it's like this dude calling HI about his boyfriend, like how
• 1:30:10
  the gay fools act to it. He's like, oh, hey, Like,
• 1:30:12
  I bet it's more dramatic, like you know what I mean, Like,
• 1:30:14
  I bet it's like it becomes like Halo dramatic. I'd be down.
• 1:30:17
  I'd be down for that kind of entertainment. When going to scroll through this
• 1:30:21
  whole thing, I'd be like, finally a gay breakup. They've always wondered
• 1:30:26
  how this works. Yea, they end up sucking fighting each other when they
• 1:30:30
  remember their men. When when I'm like, dude, when I went TODC,
• 1:30:34
  I saw two fights. I saw two fights, and I thought it
• 1:30:36
  was gonna be over some some s girl guy bullshit or someone steps on someone's
• 1:30:41
  Jordans. At the end of the day, it was they were each other's
• 1:30:43
  boyfriends and some guy was the other guy was being too florry with some other
• 1:30:45
  ship. And then I asked my HOMEO, this happened, Like He's like,
• 1:30:47
  you gotta think about it. You caught you catch your man cheating on
• 1:30:51
  you. You're swinging, they saying the female there's no rules, like you're
• 1:30:55
  swinging like you're swinging like there's a lot more fights because, like I said,
• 1:31:00
  if my girl like, how often we're like damn, I wish you
• 1:31:02
  were a dude, which is like, oh, yeah, that's when you
• 1:31:09
  get got when you when you when you get cheating. Yea, I wish
• 1:31:15
  I wish you were oh yeah, when you got someone. Yeah, I
• 1:31:18
  want to fucking fuck you up. But I guys have ever wanted to swing
• 1:31:24
  in an AX, no matter what fucked up shit they've done. Yeah,
• 1:31:29
  I'm like very patient with people I care about. Bro. Violence isn't always
• 1:31:33
  the answer, That's what I said. And when I was swing on a
• 1:31:35
  random stranger who's mean to a friend of mine at a bar, but like
• 1:31:40
  someone I care about, it couldn't swing but swing on each other all the
• 1:31:45
  time. It was crazy when I thought it was just like, yo,
• 1:31:46
  not a gay fools are aboff too, dog. Yeah, they're far more
• 1:31:49
  in shape than just about straight. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So
• 1:31:54
  you go to WEIHO during Pride, you're like, damn. I mean even
• 1:31:58
  my straightest I would get it, Like I understand these are beautiful men,
• 1:32:02
  but you're just like I wonder if like a straight woman's like it's like damn,
• 1:32:05
  waste to tell it her, Like she's just like fuck. But then
• 1:32:11
  I don't know, I feel like given if you were to be like if
• 1:32:13
  you're a straight woman and you get a guy like that, like if you're
• 1:32:15
  if you're not secure like that and securities come creeping. It's like when you're
• 1:32:18
  like a like when you're like a not like not not the best looking dude,
• 1:32:23
  and then you get like a really pretty girl, it's like, fuck,
• 1:32:25
  you gotta really be secure with yourself before you fucking have all these like
• 1:32:29
  ideas lingering in the back of your head because you know exactly what it is.
• 1:32:31
  Yeah, I'm always worried that there's someone else coming around the and there
• 1:32:34
  is somebody else trying to bolograph you. But if you're day's a beautiful person,
• 1:32:38
  somebody's gonna try to fuck them. Bro, that's just the mission in
• 1:32:41
  fucking life. You just gotta be secure with yourself and be like, hey,
• 1:32:44
  man, I know that she's not she or he's not gonna go fuck
• 1:32:45
  them, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, oh fuck.
• 1:32:51
  That's the problem with dating in Los Angeles period, Like it's like too much
• 1:32:55
  choice. Like people get like really fucking weird about it. I have so
• 1:32:59
  many We're like, yeah, I really I really like him. He's really
• 1:33:01
  hot, he's really cool. But I matched with this guy on Riya yesterday
• 1:33:06
  and he works for justin Timberlake, and like, you know, it's like
• 1:33:12
  people are just like always looking for the next best thing. That's your new
• 1:33:15
  you're using huh. Yeah. I was like, you're telling people you're working
• 1:33:19
  for justin timber that. Oh my god. If any of my friends ever
• 1:33:24
  matched with actually I'd be like, don't do that. I don't do that.
• 1:33:29
  Yeah, I don't do that. Tender ship. Oh really, I've
• 1:33:30
  never had a tender or bumble. And I joke about that rising now he
• 1:33:39
  doesn't have the best people skills like that. His first message is, hey,
• 1:33:44
  that's blow upside skills. Those are people skills. Is not people skills.
• 1:33:53
  The first message I can picture he's like, hey, what's up.
• 1:33:55
  Let's fuck? I know god one? Yeah yeah, I just don't need
• 1:34:02
  it to get put it like that. I don't need I don't need a
• 1:34:04
  snatch. It's just I've always just been on the Instagram, like it is
• 1:34:08
  a bit weird to date on the internet, like when you know, when
• 1:34:11
  I was like on Tinder and some of these apps, like it's it is
• 1:34:14
  a bit weird. But then you know there's some solid people on there,
• 1:34:16
  Like there's like they're just some people out there. They're just like, hey,
• 1:34:19
  man, I just I'm just trying to find a companion in fucking life
• 1:34:24
  for this moment, bro, like, and there are like a couple of
• 1:34:27
  solid people on there. But I like meeting people in person. Yeah it's
• 1:34:30
  way better, of course, But I mean, hey, bro, like
• 1:34:32
  you know when you're Tinder and like apps like that, they're there. They're
• 1:34:36
  only there to be in your phone temporarily. Bro, They're more of a
• 1:34:40
  confidence boost for you. Bro, Like that's what it should be. You
• 1:34:43
  should always be more more tuned. You're more motivated to go out there and
• 1:34:46
  meet people and have be a part of the human experience, like talk to
• 1:34:49
  people, say, we'll see what the fuck's up? What are you up
• 1:34:53
  to? Like see what different people? Yeah, that's the room because like,
• 1:35:00
  like what I feel that, like the online interaction was for me was
• 1:35:02
  just like I'm like, yeah, I'm entertaining a few people. This is
• 1:35:05
  quite an ego boost. Then I have the I have the you know,
• 1:35:10
  yeah, I have it. So then I go give it to somebody that
• 1:35:12
  was like bam. I was like, you're the real life person. I
• 1:35:15
  was like, you know, I made eye contact here, let me try
• 1:35:16
  my chances here. But it was kind of like a build up. It's
• 1:35:18
  like unless you ran into like you're like, oh man, this is a
• 1:35:21
  diamond in the dirt, Like you know what, I'm gonna try to polish
• 1:35:24
  this off real quick. But yeah, it's but yeah, that's I feel
• 1:35:28
  like the dating thing it's like I feel like it's if it's very helpful.
• 1:35:30
  For like, if you're somebody that once you're pasted at thirty five, like
• 1:35:34
  twenty five and thirty five age reigns that you're dating. And then it's thirty
• 1:35:39
  five to like forty or forty five, that's when it becomes more serious because
• 1:35:43
  there's not people have made decisions. There's not that many ducks in that pond,
• 1:35:46
  no more bro, Like you know what I'm saying, Like there's a
• 1:35:49
  few there, So you gotta fucking like you start your you're you're also your
• 1:35:54
  your wants and needs have changed as well too, and you're actually like your
• 1:35:59
  expectations at that age are so much higher, like I want this, this
• 1:36:02
  and this, but then you're like willing to give way on a few other
• 1:36:05
  things like oh do they have some kids? Fine? Yeah, Like me
• 1:36:11
  now would never dange No, never compromising kids. No. Sorry, I
• 1:36:18
  barely like I barely like your dog to be honest, Hey, Rocks Anson's
• 1:36:25
  been to call up right now and be like kids, that's oh No,
• 1:36:30
  I could never compromise on kids, but I know that people do. And
• 1:36:33
  then Jeffy brought up a brought up a really good point and said in twenty
• 1:36:38
  twenty three, eighty percent of the women you see on dating websites are not
• 1:36:43
  actually women. Oh wow when you're dating in California, hey, broo or
• 1:36:51
  like bulls trying to hustle for Yeah, but I mean it's hard to hustle
• 1:36:55
  like a young person. That's like an old person hustle, bro, Like
• 1:36:58
  you can hustle. Yeah, yeah, he does me goody. But Will's
• 1:37:00
  not Bill special, you know, like Well's for sure, Like yeah,
• 1:37:03
  but like we've been at the airport holding a side for some bish. I
• 1:37:08
  was supposed to come by and some dude just said thank you. No,
• 1:37:14
  you're like, that's fucked up. And he told you about this I've made
• 1:37:16
  that. Don't be done. No, you laughed way too hard for this
• 1:37:20
  bro, Like, say, what happened to him? Well, I met
• 1:37:27
  a stripper from so I don't know where she's supposed to fly from, Cali
• 1:37:30
  and this one a fucking side. No one showed up, and I made
• 1:37:33
  that part of that. Some guy stopped by us to thank you, But
• 1:37:38
  damn, that's fucked up. You just made his worst moment so much worse.
• 1:37:44
  And Will's gonna was gonna sucking, like UNI bomb your car, bro
• 1:37:49
  I got I gotta hit on him because I called him murder to on the
• 1:37:53
  way here and he told you that you fucking suck at poker. He did
• 1:37:56
  say that he's a hater, but besides that point, and I'm gonna be
• 1:37:59
  going live on trying to save you money. But anyways, besides the point.
• 1:38:02
  I called him and I was on the phone with him for a little
• 1:38:04
  bit and he's like, let me call you back. I got something important
• 1:38:06
  to do, and then hangs up, causing me back like fifteen in this
• 1:38:10
  slater, and I was like, what's up? And he's like, that
• 1:38:12
  was full or ten p D. And I'm like, what the fuck was
• 1:38:16
  going on? Like what the fuck for cops to call you? He's like,
• 1:38:20
  remember that day I saw someone crashing into someone's cry crashing into someone's car
• 1:38:26
  while I'm dry snitching, And I was like, what do you mean.
• 1:38:30
  He's like, well, I guess this full was waiting for an uber for
• 1:38:33
  like fifteen twenty minutes. And while he's waiting I guess some bits some like
• 1:38:36
  crazy like like not homeless girl, but like a crazy like just a crazy
• 1:38:41
  chick backed up into the other person's car, random person, and Will was
• 1:38:45
  recording the whole thing because I think she was acting all crazy from the beginning.
• 1:38:48
  And she backed up into that guy's car and then she kind of gets
• 1:38:53
  out the car, goes and writes a no, had crashed into your car
• 1:38:57
  and then puts the fucking number down, and that bitch leaves and Wills like
• 1:39:00
  that didn't write a real note. So he goes and looks at the note
• 1:39:04
  and the no had a random numbers and this both try to call it,
• 1:39:10
  and I guess didn't go through. So then he meets the guy and he's
• 1:39:12
  like, he waits till the guy gets their cancels his zuber Wait the god
• 1:39:16
  it come out. Dog comes out? Yeah, the guy and Will's that
• 1:39:20
  kind of there waiting and he's kind of on his phone. So but the
• 1:39:23
  guy gets in this car and kind of like one kind of is about to
• 1:39:25
  leave. He didn't notice they got crashed into. Will stands in the middle
• 1:39:28
  road. He's like, hey, someone crashed your car. I've been waiting
• 1:39:31
  all day to tell. So then the guy gets yeah, dude, no,
• 1:39:36
  but he's being a good Samarian, like you no Loki kin away.
• 1:39:40
  So then the guy gets off the car and he's like, well, what
• 1:39:42
  happened. He's like, you don't see the note and the guy really gets
• 1:39:44
  to know and he's like, oh, okay, good and then we was
• 1:39:45
  like, no, not good. It's a fake number, like they're looking
• 1:39:49
  the homie up. That's a fake number, and I have it on camera
• 1:39:53
  and then Wills like, grab my number and call the cops. So then
• 1:39:57
  I guess, like this is like a month ago, dog two months ago,
• 1:40:00
  that that happened because I forgot about it. And then he tells me
• 1:40:02
  and he's like, yeah, I guess the guy called me. I guess
• 1:40:05
  the car got totaled. I guess insured claimed a total so he got six
• 1:40:09
  grand for the car. And then I guess the guy called him and the
• 1:40:13
  guy told him thank you on whoopy whoop. And then four time PD calls
• 1:40:16
  him and he's like can you identify the lady? And we was like yeah
• 1:40:19
  I can, and he's like we're gonna stand up no, and I was
• 1:40:25
  like, yeah, I'll be there Friday in the morning. Well straight dry
• 1:40:30
  snitche and no, none of his business. The guy already got his money
• 1:40:33
  and the guy didn't even hook him up. The guy didn't even I told
• 1:40:35
  him call up like like throw him a little bit. Yeah, no,
• 1:40:41
  dog, We was just being good to Mary and make him make just He's
• 1:40:44
  literally gonna pay for an uber the gold. What is that called? Line
• 1:40:48
  up ups? Gonna look at the line up to interrogate to find out who
• 1:40:51
  this lady is. I was like, do you remember? He's like,
• 1:40:54
  not only do I remember? How a video ver so I know exactly how.
• 1:40:56
  I can just picture he's I can just picture him just walk in there.
• 1:40:59
  He's like, that's her, that's her, that one number three sucking
• 1:41:03
  wild dude. I got this phone call. I was like, what he's
• 1:41:06
  like, I know, a retard nineteen one fucking six nine, will dog
• 1:41:11
  six nine, will dog over there, fucking dressed some shit. He just
• 1:41:15
  has good Carmen come in his way. That's all it is. I'm just
• 1:41:17
  giving him a hard time. But wha, it was funny to listen to
• 1:41:20
  those whole conversations. That's crazy. It was this morning. I've always wanted
• 1:41:26
  to, like you have to pick someone out in the lineup, but like
• 1:41:28
  never for anything bad. So like honestly, usually when they make it do
• 1:41:30
  that, it's for something bad, but like not for something bad, like
• 1:41:34
  that's like the ideal situation. Didn't run, It's like a hit and run.
• 1:41:38
  It's a good enough, it's good enough. RAN want to be there,
• 1:41:40
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to be there for like
• 1:41:42
  a murder. You want to get a stage on a murderer. Nope,
• 1:41:44
  No I don't. I wouldn't want to do because I don't want to get
• 1:41:45
  the wrong person unless one Yeah, if I don't want to get the wrong
• 1:41:48
  person, Like if you use your vibe a stab Wood and you're like,
• 1:41:51
  yeah, it was him, he was on top of me stab Never.
• 1:41:54
  No, I'm picking someone like scumbacks, someone like scumbacks, like scumbacks.
• 1:42:00
  Didn't he go to the lineup? No? I don't think did he?
• 1:42:03
  I didn't think. No, they caught on things so all because they should
• 1:42:08
  have called him for that. He's on if would you do it right now?
• 1:42:12
  If FORTIPD called you and you were in the same situation and going,
• 1:42:14
  they're like, hey, I wouldn't be putting myself in that bed and anybody's
• 1:42:16
  business like that would begin with bro. Yeah, I wouldn't like him that
• 1:42:20
  it was crazy. Yeah, I would have posted it on my fucking we
• 1:42:24
  don't smoke to some people like, yo, check this out? Should I
• 1:42:26
  call it all? Like that's what I would have done, like a really
• 1:42:30
  great TikTok. Yeah, Like I just I'm that's what I'm doing. I'm
• 1:42:33
  not getting fucking look at look at how I'm grateful people are. He didn't
• 1:42:36
  getting Bro, he knows little special. He couldn't give hi five hundred bucks
• 1:42:43
  or at least bottom lunch, Like, hey, can I can I buy
• 1:42:45
  a lunch? Yeah? But yeah, he couldn't buy him something bro coffee,
• 1:42:51
  So but that okay? But I know I hate for his meds.
• 1:42:54
  I know you're like from the hood and we're all supposed to hate six nine,
• 1:42:57
  But there's the time where you just do the lineup and you are yeah,
• 1:42:59
  like if you out raped, I think it's cool to snitch bro,
• 1:43:01
  Like I don't know, if you saw a murder, I think yeah,
• 1:43:06
  like landing on your safety is going to be Like for me, it's already
• 1:43:12
  done. Like the guy already got his money. I don't know what's the
• 1:43:15
  reason, lie, Like what this girl's gonna go? I can see will
• 1:43:17
  knowing his address is just posted up in front of his house like all remember
• 1:43:20
  me? It made me picks upping the lineup. They release everyone like instantaneously.
• 1:43:27
  So whether you do right or a ticket. What if she's a serial
• 1:43:29
  it doesn't matter. What if she's a serial car, they don't tell you
• 1:43:31
  in jail no more for that ship a serial car has a serial car.
• 1:43:35
  I don't know how to got prime in order to go to jail like permanently.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah, especially in California. Bro, Like, I don't even think
• 1:43:42
  like there's probably right or find there. Probably gonna find her a ticket.
• 1:43:44
  So he's going down there to get it. Stab somebody in California, as
• 1:43:46
  long as they didn't die, you can me out ten hours. We'll give
• 1:43:48
  you a citizenship though I know that I'll give you citizenship. That's you have
• 1:43:54
  to get stabbed. Though. The illegal person has to get stabbed. I
• 1:43:58
  have to get stabbed by it. He's gonna be going around bars like,
• 1:44:01
  hey, you look like you over knight if you want to fucking fight.
• 1:44:04
  But they have to get caught though. You can't just get stabbed and be
• 1:44:08
  like, oh I got Yeah, you're gonna post two people at the door
• 1:44:11
  that they can grab him as he tries to rip. Yeah, I need
• 1:44:13
  we need this guy needs you watch True crime. I can make this heist
• 1:44:16
  happen. Can you imagine though, like you fucking sure wrong organ and you
• 1:44:19
  just died trying to get ship. See like the citizenship, you can stab
• 1:44:26
  my arm. That's account as a stabbing, right, can you get sliced
• 1:44:29
  or does it have to be like a through stabbs to go? I would
• 1:44:32
  kind of want I would kind of want to show up what are like the
• 1:44:35
  actual Like I wanted to go through for pictures when I'm with my lord trying
• 1:44:40
  to get through for the TikTok content. But stabbing somebody in the arm is
• 1:44:45
  not necessarily ideal. When somebody wants to stab somebody, they're going for the
• 1:44:47
  bodies. So you're gonna have to get stabbed somewhere. Locked it. I'm
• 1:44:53
  I'm an athlete. I'm an athlete. I blocked it road like dude,
• 1:44:57
  yeah, I'm an athlete. La are you just gonna like Yeah, So
• 1:45:03
  if you get stabbed and you're you're only gonna get stabbed by a citizen,
• 1:45:06
  they'll give you a citizen ship. Yeah if you if you're legal and domestic
• 1:45:11
  violence, you also get citizenship. I need Oh, I can beat up
• 1:45:15
  or my boyfriend or anyone that wants to sucking beat me up at this point,
• 1:45:18
  because that's crazy. Yeah, no, they'll give you. It's just
• 1:45:23
  it's for your safety type of thing, Like your safety, you can't deport
• 1:45:25
  you. And then imagine getting to port after getting beat up as a female.
• 1:45:30
  You just need to go to real rough, real rough bar and get
• 1:45:31
  stabbed a few times and we'll pull you out. What's that bar, you
• 1:45:34
  stork at the racist bar? Show up there for a Mexico soccer game.
• 1:45:43
  I'll show up there with my Mexico jersey and a Biden hat. All right,
• 1:45:46
  don't take too long. That's why Surmises would beat with would be too
• 1:45:53
  happy at that. Let me know, I'll show up. I'll show up
• 1:45:56
  here. They're like, do I ever heard of ports barbecue? Oh?
• 1:46:04
  Man, Yeah, that was that ship was fucking crazy. It's kind of
• 1:46:08
  hard getting stabbed in the in the torso and surviving him. Bro your leg
• 1:46:12
  too, You got a lot of there too. Well, scumbags got stabbed
• 1:46:15
  like right here, like in the thigh, like he almost could have lost
• 1:46:18
  his balls. He said that, like yeah, he said that, like
• 1:46:21
  it was a kitchen knife and he said that like it could have like it
• 1:46:25
  barely missed his like sack and then like someone, no, this is some
• 1:46:30
  random homeless person in the ship. Well you said kitchen knife said, that's
• 1:46:34
  my automatic cree. He had it. He he went, he decided to
• 1:46:38
  take the bus down the street and there was some crazy, like black homeless
• 1:46:42
  guy there and he just fucking stabbed him for no reason. He's walked up
• 1:46:45
  to him and just there was a reason. He hallucinated that he had cheated
• 1:46:48
  on him something. But but yeah, nobody helped him and then they kicked
• 1:46:54
  him out of the bus, and yeah, it was it's it's it's a
• 1:46:58
  pretty sad situation. There's there's no like roll logic. He didn't know if
• 1:47:00
  he had AIDS for a while. Oh yeah, oh shit, yeah,
• 1:47:04
  because you don't know what's on that night. Yeah yeah, he wasn't row
• 1:47:09
  dog in it anymore. He said that because he's into he's come back.
• 1:47:14
  He's like a fucking guy that fucking does that type of ship. So he
• 1:47:17
  was like, yeah, I can't be giving her around her. I mean
• 1:47:19
  AIDS. I don't know what I got yet, I don't know what I
• 1:47:21
  have yet. Yeah, I'm not quite sure. How nice of you,
• 1:47:26
  wow, very un Charlie sheen of you he gave he gave them pills or
• 1:47:32
  whatever the fuck he was giving them PREP. So he gave him those like
• 1:47:38
  anti age pills. Yeah, Prep, Yeah, that's what's called. Yeah,
• 1:47:42
  I thought you said crack prep dog maybe, but PREP. Yeah,
• 1:47:49
  I don't. That's like you. It's crazy, dude. You can fuck
• 1:47:54
  somebody with AIDS and then not get it. Yeah, dude, I don't
• 1:47:57
  even know if I tried. Would you take that and then like bona Porsche
• 1:48:00
  or that has any I was about to say, not a porn star,
• 1:48:01
  but even like I give my like my dream girl had AIDS and they're like,
• 1:48:05
  take this, prep you what are the chances? What are the chances?
• 1:48:09
  I need to know? I don't. I don't know what the statistic
• 1:48:11
  is. I think it's probably like I don't know ninety five WHOA, I
• 1:48:15
  don't think it's a hundred. Though you can still get eight ninety nine.
• 1:48:19
  You can definitely still get AIDS. You definitely should always use protection for that
• 1:48:24
  anyways, if you use it correctly, PREP can laure your chances of getting
• 1:48:30
  HIV from sex up to ninety ninety nine if taken correctly. What's taking correct?
• 1:48:34
  If taking correctly? You missed one dose fucked well. I mean,
• 1:48:39
  just don't fuck up that week you're gonna suck that porn star. Can't be
• 1:48:42
  too fucking hard to fucking be all schedule for a couple of days. Girls
• 1:48:46
  do it with their birth control all time eight o'clock. I'm pretty sure it's
• 1:48:49
  just taking every day at eight o'clock. Yeah, but I feel like dudes,
• 1:48:53
  like if the birth control is not effective until after, like I think
• 1:48:56
  it's like the first ten fourteen days and then can't be fat. I don't
• 1:48:59
  know if you knew that there's a weight limit on birth control. Really,
• 1:49:01
  yeah, I can't say I've ever run into that problem. I didn't know.
• 1:49:08
  If that bitches can't fights, My whole life's never a problem. So
• 1:49:12
  Lizzle can't be a birth control Let me make sure before I start, Before
• 1:49:15
  you start running your mouth, Yeah, Xavier again, as he's already started
• 1:49:18
  to imagine if Lizza had have a c section and she was at the doc
• 1:49:23
  and I had to cut through all that blubber to pull the baby out,
• 1:49:26
  I be like, you need to like put your whole body in there and
• 1:49:29
  grab Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's like that, bitches, that's like
• 1:49:31
  fat bitches get pregnant doc, the effective need the affective deffective. I can't
• 1:49:36
  even read that because I'm d junior. The effectiveness, the effectiveness of almost
• 1:49:43
  all type of birth control will will be impacted by your way. Two exceptions
• 1:49:47
  are the patch an emergency conteception for the patch whatever that what's that one?
• 1:49:53
  Oh boy, no, it's a medical term. Zulan made me less effective
• 1:49:59
  if you way more more than one hundred and ninety eight pounds. I don't
• 1:50:01
  know which one is. But if you take that, you wonder if thats
• 1:50:05
  just be having another kids? That the patch? Yeah, I think that's
• 1:50:09
  the patch. Damn bro, No wonder if that's just be having a hell
• 1:50:12
  the kids? Bro, Like for a real dog. Now it makes a
• 1:50:14
  lot of sense. I did not know that did not work on them.
• 1:50:16
  Yeah, it works differently for them. But you don't think you okay,
• 1:50:20
  you think if Lizzi takes one little pill like a little home girl over here,
• 1:50:25
  little gotta take two or three of those like Burke controls gotta be like
• 1:50:29
  kind of like everything else, like you take the whole round, eat the
• 1:50:40
  whole munch, just to see that. You would destroy your stomach. Dog,
• 1:50:46
  I think your liver would be fucking fucked like that. Shit's like the
• 1:50:49
  Plan B pill put in little portions. Damn that has a whole truck getting
• 1:50:57
  today while I have my first fourth of my Plan B in about twenty minutes.
• 1:51:01
  So Jesus, I wonder what happens if like you take like the wrong
• 1:51:05
  like you know how it does it have one for every day? What if
• 1:51:08
  you start backwards? I'm sure it's basically like they're all basically the same pill,
• 1:51:13
  that little day thing there is just there like keep you on track because
• 1:51:17
  you can change, like they give you stickers to change the header and like
• 1:51:21
  shit like that. It doesn't matter the order. I fear a dude,
• 1:51:25
  definitely don't take birth control. That's what Google said. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:51:29
  what happens to the body if you take it? Says birth control pills increase
• 1:51:31
  the risk of developing blood clots and men, especially if they smoked, the
• 1:51:36
  higher levels of estrogen brought on by the pill can sometimes make the prostate bigger
• 1:51:41
  and increase the chance of prostate cancer. Damn, have you ever seen the
• 1:51:45
  less side effects than probably for the women, But yeah, they go,
• 1:51:49
  yeah, thats on birth control are that should make some women go crazy?
• 1:51:55
  Bro? Yeah for real, Like well, and like when you're finding the
• 1:51:58
  right one, that's a fucking nightmare. I think I went through like six
• 1:52:00
  before I found one that like didn't make me want to die. That's crazy.
• 1:52:06
  But I don't have that problem you got, you know, the homie
• 1:52:11
  has a perfect But oh, did you get a sex to me? Oh?
• 1:52:13
  Yeah, hell yeah, I don't worry about it. Hell yeah,
• 1:52:17
  I have a botch va sex with me, baby, those who you you
• 1:52:20
  do still have to be careful va sect to me baby. Yeah, my
• 1:52:24
  dad had a botch va. Sex with men happen together. You have to
• 1:52:28
  get checked out. Yeah, that's my dad didn't want to go back to
• 1:52:31
  the fucking dick doctor apparently and didn't get checked in. He'd be sitting there,
• 1:52:35
  damn, he'd be sitting there and office made you look you should be
• 1:52:42
  able to hospital. No, no, it's just your well what if you
• 1:52:45
  got a sect to me? Now you're sucking your side, bitch, and
• 1:52:46
  your wife finds out you got your marriage didn't work. That is like immediately
• 1:52:53
  goes to have That's where that's where you still wear a condom, dude,
• 1:52:56
  that's where you still wear a condomy. You have a sext to me still
• 1:52:58
  wear Dude team. I literally was like one on four of a second.
• 1:53:03
  The body will grow it back together. It wants those two tubes want to
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  go back together. So you need some steroids. Were that you need together?
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  Life finds away what I need. R T bro like works. I
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  mean, you know you're probably make it go to the gym and actually start
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  working out. All the time. You really think when you call me,
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  I just make it up because you always always call me. I thought I
• 1:53:28
  cannot call you. You tell us that you tell us you know anything.
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  I'm chilling. I'm like, okay, but hey, what's up. I'm
• 1:53:35
  at the gym. Yeah, make that ship up. But every time everyone
• 1:53:39
  got up, you think I'm chilling up the house. But you literally you
• 1:53:42
  literally tell us that you go there for bitches. That's all you said,
• 1:53:45
  that you go work out. But do you though or do you like just
• 1:53:47
  sit near the weight rock and just kind of go oh man, because I
• 1:53:51
  know the second girl and every one of those guys going there and like all
• 1:53:56
  clean clothes and when you leave you look exactly no on the real they motivate
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  me because I'm like, they don't want a skinny ass floor if they're here,
• 1:54:04
  they're probably working through trouble. I'm like, I kind of at least
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  have the Yeah, I actually probably has nothing to do. Yeah, Like
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  I'm like, I'm like, for these bitches is trying not to kill themselves.
• 1:54:13
  They're trying to work out. I never hit on bitches at the gym,
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  though, I never. That's the creepiest thing. I it's very it's
• 1:54:20
  very good. It's nothing worse than getting hit on at the gym. Like,
• 1:54:24
  just leave me. Like, there's also some chicks that gold are to
• 1:54:29
  get hit on, but you can tell which ones those are, Yeah,
• 1:54:30
  the ones that smell like fucking Paris Hilton perfume. Yet the ones that are
• 1:54:34
  squatting all the way down right in front of you for some reason, you're
• 1:54:38
  benching, and now if she wants to do squats, and you're supposed to
• 1:54:40
  act like looking everywhere but in front of you, literally gonna fucking look everywhere.
• 1:54:47
  On my phone. If you say, if you say, if if
• 1:54:53
  I was there before you, I'm looking if I was there before you,
• 1:54:59
  If I was you want this, okay, thank you, But I do
• 1:55:05
  want to take to watch the TV while you work out. No, I
• 1:55:09
  watched that girl's ass every Tuesday board. That sounds like his workout. It
• 1:55:13
  sounds like yeah. But I want to thank everybody for tuning in today,
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  everybody from the pre show and everybody from the Patreon all the new people that
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  No, I only gotta only does for the Patreon, So yeah, make
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  making them happen, and shout out to Badio and Vorderie for always doing the
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  best broidery job. Kind of like the one I have on right now.
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• 1:56:11
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  out. Onto the Real TV YouTube and Bart's Barbeque. Where you gonna be
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  at on this Friday. Actually, I'll be in front of a Launder golf
• 1:56:20
  course doing burgers pretty much all day, and we're be doing breakfast sandwiches,
• 1:56:25
  maybe maybe some burritos. I don't know. It's just kind of like from
• 1:56:29
  nine am till like we run out of food, which hopefully won't be till
• 1:56:32
  like four or five, We'll be doing a bunch of smash burgers and we're
• 1:56:35
  bringing the big griddle out. I have like three guys working for me,
• 1:56:38
  so it should be should be a lot of people there hopefully. Yeah.
• 1:56:42
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  that. Go to flavors by zone dot com where your propens at. I
• 1:57:38
  got people hitting me up. Oh, by the way, I'm not lying
• 1:57:40
  for real, for real. Somebody actually one of my family members went to
• 1:57:43
  Disney and because of you, they tried that lot and they came back and
• 1:57:46
  said that if they wouldn't have tried it, if it wouldn't have been for
• 1:57:49
  you, and they said it by the best thing they've tried to do.
• 1:57:51
  The name. Yeah, yeah, I know I'm still around, but if
• 1:57:55
  you get to see it, like for real, I know it sounds weird,
• 1:57:57
  but the person that tried it was like, yo, let him know
• 1:57:59
  all that. I wouldn't have tried it. But it slaps yeah yep,
• 1:58:02
  and uh yeah. Speaking of Propen, right before we let you guys go,
• 1:58:05
  uh check out some of the test results I posted up yesterday, very
• 1:58:10
  high test and you can actually, what is it, get some at Propen
• 1:58:15
  Wellness, at Wellness Center and at the sweet Spot. So and if you
• 1:58:18
  guys wanted to go to your dispensary, all you gotta do is let me
• 1:58:21
  know. I'll put you in contact with my partner, Vinny, and he
• 1:58:25
  will get in contact with the shop and send him a email and we'll be
• 1:58:28
  there at no time. But what are those numbers? Usone? I forgot
• 1:58:30
  the percentage? Yeah, it is a total of ninety eight point four seventy
• 1:58:35
  five cannabinois. So I never got test scores like that. We'll see you.
• 1:58:40
  We'll see you guys on here tomorrow night. Piece out