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LIVE III Son of a Boy Dad #138 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Kat would be pretty upset with you. That's not how
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  Speaker 7: I just did one moments before you got in. I
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  Speaker 4: Do something different with your hair. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking furious right now. What's going on? Is it?
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  Speaker 7: Here and then, while my hair is wet, is it
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  Speaker 7: so it'll dry out?
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  Speaker 4: Just wetted it in the bathroom? Wetted it it? Look
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  Speaker 4: at it? Look at the like? How would you even
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  Speaker 4: describe that? Are we live right now? Hey? What's going
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  Speaker 4: on there? Pal? We saw you the hockey game market,
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  Speaker 4: So I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney. I got
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  Speaker 4: a drink named after you.
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  Speaker 1: Big deal Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I thought. See it, Fellas, I invented the
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  Speaker 4: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments, And I'm
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  Speaker 4: very nice to you.
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  Speaker 1: When the camera's are on, that's when I'll start cracking
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  Speaker 1: a couple of jokes.
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  Speaker 10: Welcome back to Son of a Boy. Dad were from
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  Speaker 10: the Barstool Headquarters h Q three and.
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  Speaker 4: SaaS is steaming mad.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I can tell you what happened. I mean, I
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  Speaker 10: a showered got out of the shower. Forgot that I
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  Speaker 10: ran out of hair jelly yesterday. Old spice whatever, old Spice.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know which one it is, the red one.
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  Speaker 10: I change them all time. I do these different ones
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  Speaker 10: all the time. And so I have like a couple
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  Speaker 10: hours until I have to come here, of course, so
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, all right, I'm gonna just order old Spice
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  Speaker 10: online like uber eats from CVS and get like a
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  Speaker 10: red Bull or something on top of it, and t
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  Speaker 10: because I'm losing my voice and dude, I've never had
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  Speaker 10: a worse and I don't like, I don't really like
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  Speaker 10: to like, I don't like get mad at the Uberts guys,
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  Speaker 10: the ones that don't speak a lick of English, because
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  Speaker 10: it's like it's not their fault and they're trying to
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  Speaker 10: make a living. They're literally like enslaved by yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 10: So I don't like to go, Yeah, I don't get
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  Speaker 10: mad at them, but it is frustrating, Like the dou
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  Speaker 10: dude was at CVS for over an hour just not
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  Speaker 10: everything he's sending me, being like they don't have this,
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  Speaker 10: and I'm like, I know they have it because I
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  Speaker 10: go to that CVS. So I'm like describing in messages
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  Speaker 10: where he should go in the CVS, and then he's
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  Speaker 10: replying to me and not English.
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  Speaker 7: The translations aren't even coming through.
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  Speaker 10: It's like some other type of Spanish that he was using,
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  Speaker 10: different Spanish, some like Spanish version two. And he gets
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  Speaker 10: to my apartment an hour and a half later, wrong
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  Speaker 10: hair jail and the app he never like checked out
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  Speaker 10: at CVS, so it's like not right, it's registering that
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  Speaker 10: he's supposed to be shopping. So I had to pay
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  Speaker 10: him in cash and then he canceled the order. But
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  Speaker 10: before that, he's just sitting outside my apartment and I'm
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  Speaker 10: texting him.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, are you here. There's no reply.
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  Speaker 11: It sounds like you definitely have it worse than this guy.
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  Speaker 10: No, but I'm saying that's why I said, I'm not.
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  Speaker 10: I don't get mad at him, but it was just
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  Speaker 10: like it was a rough one.
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  Speaker 1: You could have like walked over to this that was, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You should have gone over and like it's right here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. I would.
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  Speaker 10: I should have just walked That was. It was a
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  Speaker 10: lesson to be learned about being lazy.
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  Speaker 11: Do you think if Joe Biden had a firmer policy
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  Speaker 11: on immigration immigoration that you'd have a more capable Uber
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  Speaker 11: Eats person to deliver your hair gel from CBS?
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  Speaker 4: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think if Trump had built that wall, like
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  Speaker 1: you said, instead of just fifty two miles, yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you would have somebody who could actually fucking bring bring
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  Speaker 1: you the product that you need exactly.
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  Speaker 10: And I don't even know what I fucking I paid
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  Speaker 10: him way too much money. I don't know how much.
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  Speaker 10: It was just like pay so dude, he was sitting
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  Speaker 10: out here. I opened the door and he's sitting there
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  Speaker 10: trying to figure it out. Sat there for ten minutes
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  Speaker 10: and then he shows me.
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  Speaker 7: His phone with a Google translation and he's like, can
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  Speaker 7: you give me cash? I won't let me check out.
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  Speaker 10: And I was like, yeah, sure, So I had to
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  Speaker 10: close the door go find cash. Luckily, of course, I
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  Speaker 10: just won big in Vegas, so I have plenty of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god. But he probably took all of it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you just lost your big winnings from Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: I give him forty bucks for like jel and like, a, yeah.
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  Speaker 11: What did you tip him, dude?
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  Speaker 4: I think the whole thing costs like five dollars. You
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  Speaker 4: get him forty bucks he was tipped. You're getting forty bucks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he was tipped.
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  Speaker 11: Well, you know what's funny is you don't even know
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  Speaker 11: if he paid for that at CBS.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. I think he stolen it. He
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  Speaker 4: stole it.
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  Speaker 10: I probably got charged on Uber and the whole thing
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  Speaker 10: I was surprisingly I'm just so exhausted.
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  Speaker 7: And out of it that I just didn't It never
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  Speaker 7: bothered me.
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  Speaker 11: No, this is exactly what.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 4: My hair is fucking like soaking wet. I mean, this
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  Speaker 4: is just this is a disgrace my hair. It's the
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  Speaker 4: stupid looked at.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks it looks like a bunch of like
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  Speaker 1: Japanese spiders.
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  Speaker 4: Got to get your hat on or something.
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  Speaker 11: You put the helmet on, Moody, you look emotional.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, Field this though, I do not blame that
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  Speaker 1: guy for robbing the seat.
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  Speaker 4: Hello Hello, hell check check check check test? Are we good?
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  Speaker 4: Are we good? We are back? And still put that out?
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  Speaker 4: Are you putting out for boy? Dad? It's taking me,
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  Speaker 4: it's taken me off.
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  Speaker 7: All right, we're live again.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're live. We're back again. Thank you Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Thank you, Snaiko.
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  Speaker 1: We got relegated from the radio room where there's not
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  Speaker 1: a show that happens at this time, for a show
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  Speaker 1: that's happening in Chicago because they said they need thirty
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  Speaker 1: minutes to get the audio levels right.
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  Speaker 4: So we're literally in a closet rather the audio levels
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  Speaker 4: just be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take I'll fucking whisper, dude, I'll audio.
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  Speaker 12: I'll self modify my audio levels. We've got producers stripped
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  Speaker 12: from this show, like fucking Apple's being plug off of
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  Speaker 12: a fucking tree. Connor Mook gone, Peyton Gone, Diego gone,
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  Speaker 12: all different.
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  Speaker 4: Shows, nine hundred producers. I can't it's record over zoo.
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  Speaker 4: It's the whole company, dude, it's the whole company. They
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  Speaker 4: don't even record in person.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, have you ever seen the fucking when they
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  Speaker 1: do the Navy and everybody has to fucking climb the
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  Speaker 1: pole and there so the guys get around the pole
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  Speaker 1: in the bottom and then.
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  Speaker 4: Another group gets on. We're so squashed at the fucking
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  Speaker 4: bottom of this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to literally lose my fucking mind. It's out again,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck it's back. I'm going to lose my
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  Speaker 1: fucking mind. Dude, it's Oh my god, dude, what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck is happening?
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  Speaker 10: Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Because m hmm.
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  Speaker 10: Blow my head off in front of all of the
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  Speaker 10: tech guys and really fuck them up forever?
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, for dude, I'm so frustrated, so frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: M hmm, jack check check check check.
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  Speaker 4: That police.
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  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, I mean, oh guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he said he's gonna kill himself in front of
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  Speaker 1: all the tech guys to traumatize you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the way that we're being traumatized.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it worse. All right, We're good, I think. So
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  Speaker 11: what what's what's happening?
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  Speaker 7: What happened in the studio last week too?
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  Speaker 1: If we could just get a SaaS laugh track, I'd
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  Speaker 1: be all right. Learn sign language.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So we're just getting a little bits of it.
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  Speaker 4: That's it coming through.
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  Speaker 1: We're alive now, Okay, welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 1: Boy Dad pod cast.
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  Speaker 4: Morale is good. Don't touch anything.
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  Speaker 11: Ah, yes, we touched it all. That's what went wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Francis was like Rudy Gobert right before COVID. We played
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  Speaker 1: a little hide and seek and they just un everything.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Rudy Gobert one time in a restaurant in Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 1: How was the experience? It was one of the better
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  Speaker 1: restaurants I've ever been to in my life. There's a
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  Speaker 1: restaurant in Minneapolis. Minneapolis has a really good food scene.
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  Speaker 4: Is it? I think so?
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  Speaker 11: They cooked beautifully. This was a very very good restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: And he was in there.
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  Speaker 11: And let me tell you, Ah, yeah, two can play
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  Speaker 11: that game.
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  Speaker 4: I guess. Okay, it's still working.
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  Speaker 1: You might just need a permanent chair on the show
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  Speaker 1: tech Guy Andrew, just so we can uh you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean?
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  Speaker 11: Dude, Seeing Rudy Gobert sitting in a chair at a
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  Speaker 11: table surrounded by three normal civilian humans is pretty laugh
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  Speaker 11: out loud funny.
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  Speaker 1: Being around basketball players is truly a reminder that there
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  Speaker 1: are different species.
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  Speaker 11: It's like going to dinner with a giraffe.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is preposterous. Pat Bev is not that tall.
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  Speaker 4: I know. I told was he sixty one six pounds
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  Speaker 4: six listed at six too, But I don't know. I
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  Speaker 4: think that Francis you might be bigger than him.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I'm certainly heavier, but he commands more of us.
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  Speaker 10: I saw some clips of him balling this morning. We're
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  Speaker 10: at practicing. Really, it's getting those repetition.
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  Speaker 4: I just played ball. Yeah, I was it.
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  Speaker 11: I'm wearing my Kobe's nice It was a good thing
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  Speaker 11: it was dry, because they tend not to do very
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  Speaker 11: well in condensation or you know.
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  Speaker 4: Fog or in helicopters. Now you said fog. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's funny. Okay, I did step on it. That's okay.
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  Speaker 14: Good minds think at the same time. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 14: good minds think over each other. Good mind say the
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  Speaker 14: joke before the other way. I was also trying to
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  Speaker 14: lead them gently to the water.
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  Speaker 4: I smashed.
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  Speaker 1: You're like helicopter crash.
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  Speaker 7: He died.
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  Speaker 4: God. Yeah, I just basically dove into it. All good though,
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  Speaker 4: No worries. Dude.
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  Speaker 11: There's a there's a three D kind of computer generated
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  Speaker 11: rendering of the flight of Kobe's helicopter that is on YouTube.
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  Speaker 10: Was it doing like barrel rolls and ship or was
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  Speaker 10: it just like a black Hawk down type situation?
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, it was banking. It was, and given how thick
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  Speaker 11: the fog was and how mountainous and hilly it is
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  Speaker 11: in that area, they just turned into the mountain m
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  Speaker 11: and they probably thought, you know, they were turning and
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  Speaker 11: basically diving. I think but they probably just thought they
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  Speaker 11: were banking, but the guy thought he was banking.
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  Speaker 1: Helicopter crashes in like Blackhawk down are terrifying because you
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  Speaker 1: could just it's so slow.
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  Speaker 10: It's like chu, they go down for a while, I know,
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  Speaker 10: just then to get surrounded by a bunch of fucking gremlins.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 11: In college, we had a guy who came to speak
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  Speaker 11: to us before our season started who had been a
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  Speaker 11: force recon marine and his job was to repel down
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  Speaker 11: helicopters with his team onto enemy boats.
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  Speaker 4: Basket.
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  Speaker 7: I think that's what he thinks his like, do you
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  Speaker 7: think that's what he thinks his life trajectory is.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not sure, but he's like, repel, I'm not out
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  Speaker 10: enemy territory. And then three months from now and to
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  Speaker 10: be giving a speech to Harvard lacrosse players.
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  Speaker 11: It's a good question. Let's table it. Why don't we
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  Speaker 11: put a pin in that until I.
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  Speaker 4: You guys playing you guys playing UVM.
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  Speaker 10: This week really reminds me of that one time where
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  Speaker 10: I had to storm Osama bin Laden's compound.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, that is where I'm going.
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  Speaker 11: I was leading to a contrast, and you have got
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  Speaker 11: to get there faster.
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  Speaker 4: Just got to get there faster. You got to get
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  Speaker 4: there faster. And Francis stories and just move quick. We're
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  Speaker 4: gonna saity, We're gonna go ahead and make you say
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  Speaker 4: you're exact.
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  Speaker 11: It's a good point. I am too long winded. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, you're not, because I.
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  Speaker 11: Has just finished the story. There's nowhere else. That's the ending.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually what happened. It's pretty close to say what
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  Speaker 1: actually happened. And let's see how close he actually got.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well, uh, he came in, you know, and he
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  Speaker 11: spoke to us and he told his story about how
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  Speaker 11: one day he was doing a training exercise and a
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  Speaker 11: number of his guys they were in a helicopter. They
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  Speaker 11: were coming in to land on an aircraft carrier battle
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  Speaker 11: a gunship or something like that, and the pilot came
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  Speaker 11: in too low. One of the wheels of the Helicopter's
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  Speaker 11: a video of this on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Let's not risk it. That's not quite a specialty. Don't
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  Speaker 4: you dare touch that fucking computer.
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  Speaker 11: One of the wheels clips like the netting, and it
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  Speaker 11: tips the helicopter into the ocean and it goes in
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  Speaker 11: like sideways, and all the rotors like bust off, and
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  Speaker 11: he tells this story because he's inside the helicopter. Guys seasons.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they't pay attention to that little boy over there,
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  Speaker 4: that little boy who has to.
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  Speaker 10: Make his oh gas ass hair. Yeah, you and your
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to deflect away from my.
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  Speaker 11: Tribulations of bridging a language barrier to have your fucking
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  Speaker 11: hair gel paid for it. It was literally, it.
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  Speaker 10: Was transaction, handing the guy forty dollars for one little
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  Speaker 10: cylinder of hair gel, just.
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  Speaker 4: A brick of hair. What diversity. I can't believe you're here.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: He got the wrong hairjail too. I don't know if
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I'm Oh my god, are you serious? So that's gotta
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: be worse than the guy who's helicopter wheel.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Clip well, and reminded me a lot of that. That's
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: why I brought it up.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: So what happened is helicopter wheel clip and he's inside
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the helicopter.
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: Helicopter tips into the water. They're underwater. They're very disoriented.
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: It starts sinking very quickly. A lot of I think
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: he gets knocked unconscious because they get thrown out against
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: the wall. He comes to water is filling up they
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: I think it now it's now it's filled like there's
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: they're underwater, and he his arm is broken, and he
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: makes a decision to swim one way instead of another way,
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: and that's what saved his life. He services half the
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: guys in the helicopter died, and then he dedicated his
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: life to running iron men to raise money for the
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: families of his men who were under his command in
• 19:21
  Speaker 11: the helicopter, so that their children would never have to
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: pay for college. God damn, that's his like mission and
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: his mo o. And he came and spoke to our
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: team and then ran our lifting and conditioning sessions for
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: the first two for the first two weeks of like
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: before preseason. And day two we had to go. It
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: was at five thirty in the morning. We went into
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: the swimming pool for you know, the Harvard swim team.
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: So it's like an Olympic sized swimming pool. Five thirty
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: am full sweats, hoodies, sweats, full sweats, and we had
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: to tread water in wet sweats for like an hour
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: and then do this thing where you would take your
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: sweatshirt off while you were treading water and then like
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: flip it inside out and then put it back on,
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: all while you're treading water. They're like a third of
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: the guys on the team can't really swim very well,
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: just like not really good at swimming, and they were drownings.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you wouldn't have thought you'd expect that from the basketball.
• 20:23
  Speaker 15: You need to second, I'm just not sure you needed
• 20:30
  Speaker 15: to say it, but you said it, so that's out there, so.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: They can't these guys can't swim.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, some of these guys can't swim that well, and
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: certainly not doing what we're doing. You know, you you
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: come up over your head, you've got a sweatshirt over
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: your arms and stuff. You can't use your arms. So
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: they're drowning. And we see this and the guys like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: I'm not jumping in to help you. So me and
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: another buddy who could swim pretty well had to go
• 20:55
  Speaker 11: to the bottom of the pool and take turns letting
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: these guys stand on our shoulders so that they could
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: do switch their sweatshirts on and off. Jesus Christ, it
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: was the hardest workout. It's terrifying, hardest work I've ever done.
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: But even with that, as you said, sass your point,
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: if you want to, if you.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Want to, probably didn't really improve the team.
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: No, we went five hundred that year, and it did
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: not provide any kind of contrast for us that had
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: any grounding in our experience. We were like, oh, we'll
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: fight for you know, the military's incredible acts of heroism. No,
• 21:34
  Speaker 11: we're Harvard Lacrosse douchebags. Like, we're gonna go play beer
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: pong tonight. What are you talking about?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I bet motivational speech almost never works. I agree, like
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: any and there's so much money that goes into it,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: but anybody that had like a little bit of adversity.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I remember like they would come into our high school
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: motivational speakers and they'd be.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Like, my fucking sun do.
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: We'd always have dudes come in and have like no
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: legs or some ship and then like I have legs. Yeah,
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: it's not going to really inspire me to know.
• 22:07
  Speaker 11: You know what does inspire is tragedy. You need tragedy
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: within your ranks.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to happen to you. Someone needs to
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: die on the team. Yeah, someone needs to lose.
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Let the sticker on the helmet and be like we're
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: playing for Bugsy Strong.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: We're playing Yeah, Bugsy Strong braces a Buggy Strong.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: In fact, if you really want to win, and like
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: the little cross players always have it, like the tape
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: on the side of the helmet.
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like a really good coach I could see. I
• 22:34
  Speaker 11: could see coach Prime, you know.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Players, he chopped off some of his toes just because
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: he the team needed something. He was like, I might
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: lose my foot, yeah, on top of my foot. It
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: was really down to it. But like when a motivational
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: speaker comes to your high school, that's really just like
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: a blank canvas for the funniest kid in the school
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to do whatever he wants, like to make some kind
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: of like fart joke or say something really nasty or something.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Then one of the were you were you a class
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: clowney in some ways?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Like but I would never do Somebody went, huh, he
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: was a rebel.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Is that their mascot or he's he probably never even
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: went to class. I wouldn't skipped class. My parents were
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: strip My mom was strict as fucked.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Due by the way, I knew that wasn't the mascot.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: A Penn State. It's the Lions, right.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Or sat joge Prett. I was thinking high school, that's
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: the Hawks, the Hawks, the Hawk will never die. Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Fuck you know about that nothing. We were the dragons.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: You should have been the ducks for real. We were
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: the Clippers. A boat.
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they had to rebrand from slave ships.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Here high school. It probably was right, probably a great spacome,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: the Clippers. You don't think any of the Clippers had,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: you know, a couple of passengers on there and aways
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: always in the fruit barrels.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, prisoners or something like that. The Clippers is a
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: weird ass fucking name. I guess it must have been
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a badass type of warship at the.
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: Time, but I think so many years prior.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: But you're not naming something an aircraft carrier or like
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: a black Hawk helicopter or anything like that. That would
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: be a badass name. Black Hawks, No, the black Hawk helicopters. Yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: a little all though, But if it's a clipper, can
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: be one a clippers, like a fucking boat.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: The jets, you know what I mean? Jets? Yea, the
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: helicopters Jets or.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: What are the helicopters that come in and like, yeah, yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: like an Apache, but so it's Apaches but not the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Native American tribe, but the helicopters not.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: It's not politically incorrect Damn.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that the Native Americans haven't come for the
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: US Army.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: But like you fucking changed the name of.
• 24:46
  Speaker 11: This, Well, you come out the US Army, they send
• 24:49
  Speaker 11: their apaches.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: They don't want to smoke a second time.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: They already had their fucking running with the US Army
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and it didn't go good for the for the Native Americans.
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: I've always wanted to hear the sound of one of
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: those Apache like rotor guns. Yes, just because it's so
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: it's so fast that it's constant. It's it's a buzz,
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: not even that, No, not even yeah, it's a buzz. Yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: it's a buzz because it's it's shooting like an electric razor. Yes,
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: just like a dildo.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Right, is that a dildo or an Apache helicopter?
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: Some woman's either getting off or an entire group of
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: people are having their bodies?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: What is a bline sound test? Damn, dude, I got
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: exposed online last night. Yeah, no, I'm going through it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: That what happened?
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: You got exposed as a as a cat average based casual.
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: Not it's not even a casual.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: You don't watch a single regular season game. I probably
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: watched like five regular season games. Maybe the ones that
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: you go to.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, like five to ten
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: regular season games when they're on TV. I just don't
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: watch a lot of baseball, no one. I am a casual.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: But it's like, but once that, once the internet caught
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: wind of that, that it was, it was pretty what happened?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: How did you get exposed?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I saw a dude on the phillies a relief picture,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: not even a starting picture, with a beautiful necklace.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, where did ose Alvarez get this necklace?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I might have to cop one or something. And everyone's like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: you guys didn't know that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: In August he made that as a team gift for
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: the entire team, and like everyone.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my fucking god, dude, I got
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: those people.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: It was like everybody, Yeah, I was pumped when he
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: was getting I was.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Praying to take l like to see me take a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: wheel l. It was, it was, it was damning. And
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: then I told it to my wife and the whole
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: night she was just like casual.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was shitting on me. She she just loved that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: That there was like I like it when my wife, uh,
• 26:51
  Speaker 11: you know needles, me gives me. Ship makes makes me
• 26:54
  Speaker 11: like give you know, knocks me down totally. I like
• 26:57
  Speaker 11: that a little bit totally, but not too much. Yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: too much.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And you're like, she's like you blotchy, like whoa, whoa,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: it's like you small dick bastards.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Wait a seconds. Isn't there a name for this? Isn't
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: that a fetish? Uh? Like a dom yeah, mat masochismism.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Masochism is like you like pain dominisms, you like, you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like to get dominated.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Dominated, But I think this is like it could be.
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: It could be just as simple as being spoken to
• 27:28
  Speaker 11: belittle in here.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Does she know this stuff? She definitely knows that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: She would stand on my fat wing, scrot them in soletos.
• 27:38
  Speaker 11: She stretched it them thin as the wing of a bat.
• 27:48
  Speaker 11: She would tap dance on it in solettos.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it would be like stomped.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: She would do down Sanders touchdown, celebration on it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Gosh. I feel like it would go through to the
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: war Kelly Keys.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: She'll even just go sometimes on Twitter and she'll be
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: like you, like, stupid fucking bitch, I'll slap the fuck.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I like that. It's kind of awesome.
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: That always is the top of my feet too, And
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: I don't know what that says.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: About me, but yeah, tweets you may like when I.
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: Go into Twitter to the activity, it's always her telling
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: some guy that, you know, his dick, She's gonna cut
• 28:22
  Speaker 11: it off, shut it down his throat, fucking like then
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: tamp it down with like a chimney.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: You got to get in her ring seeing those tweets
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: just out in public, yeah, especially because you shouldn't be
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: seeing that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that should be.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: For subscribers only, or so you got to pay extra
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: for that gun.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: And she's like her ranting about Taylor Swift the whole
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: day and then just one tweet just being like, I'll saw.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Your penis off with a circular saw and feed into
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: your parents hell like a magician.
• 28:51
  Speaker 11: Pulling an industrial vacuum on your butt to suck your dick.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, though, Francis, you could get in
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the writer's room and like punch up some of that
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: stuff with her and just be like, hey, like, let's
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: workshop some of this fucking sadistic stuff, because a lot
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of them, I think.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: A lot of them.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what might make her a unicorn in
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: space that she's she just can write her own.
• 29:14
  Speaker 11: Wait, copy, what do you mean she has a guy?
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about a lot of those only fans
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: girls have, like a writer? Oh, she is. She's saying
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: this stuff on OnlyFans to guys. I think, so right,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: you have to assume that I don't know about whether
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: she's saying.
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: I have a buddy, a comedian friend whose name I
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: won't name, but it rhymes let's just say Julia. Uh,
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: let's say it's it's called Mari because it rhymes with Ari,
• 29:38
  Speaker 11: which is his name.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: And he was naked, but he he.
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: Dates an OnlyFans model and he does a lot of
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: her correspondence for her, and they don't know really, and
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: he talks to dudes and he's like, send me pictures
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: of your dick, big.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Boy, blah blah blah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: That's great, And then she give them give them fifteen Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: something like that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: I mean, it's probably I mean they're probably making so
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: much money and they don't like they're literally making money
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: to do nothing, like if they're not even the ones
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: writing the messages.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: They're just getting paid.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, they got to take pictures, they got to take
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: sexy pictures, but they do.
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: They probably take like a group of pictures like once
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: a month and then they're like, all right, done for
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: the monk.
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: Dude, I want you to diminish the work.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not dining the work. I'm saying it's a great gig.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: If you're saying they do nothing, that's not true. They do, Okay,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: they got to keep their bodies. I don't mean I
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: might have to keep their social presence.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So they literally have to make sure that they're the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: titimately do absolutely nothing.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that's a good deal. Yeah, and then they.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: Paid you fifteen percent to be like pulled out big.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Boy, or like they have to come up with a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: good name like Flashlight nine thousands.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like that's crazy. I gotta fucking get on that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: All of them, Like at the as the only fans
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: came in for Glennie Ball's inaugural only stands. Yeah, they
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: all had like handler them. They had a handler who
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: like the guy who was just working nine phones at once,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: just like keeping up with their thousands. They probably are
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: outsourcing it to a Siberian click Like there's probably just
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Russian guys who are in the lab with servers making
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the room hot.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: As fucked.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I was like buzzing like the industrial guard on the
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: side of a black Hawk.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: We call that for you. I'm actively listening.
• 31:22
  Speaker 11: I'm like, I'm like this guy who just predictably listens.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: You're I know where this is going, and this is
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: how it ends. Yeah, I got it right. And then yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: but it wasn't hard. I telegraphed it. Yeah, but it
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: was a funny. Joe.
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: You said, oh, look that fruit on the ground. Let
• 31:40
  Speaker 11: me pick that up and show everyone.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, and I did that. I'm always gonna take
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: that opportunity. Andrew, do you get a laugh? You feel
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: better about this? Andrew, you feel better about this? I know.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm worried about too, that if you get up,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it's gonna break again.
• 31:57
  Speaker 11: You're good to hang out a little bit behind you. Well,
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: I so appreciate you standing by. If you could laugh
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: more to let us know what's working for you.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: No, that's fine.
• 32:16
  Speaker 11: Well we won't have any clue, but at least we'll
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: be able to say, like, oh, I remember ten seconds ago,
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: Francis said.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Some guess who it was that you were laughing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's a good point, yes, exactly.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it will probably be And if both.
• 32:26
  Speaker 11: Of us have jokes that are close to each other,
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: then we'll ask for a judge's ruling.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: About who you were laughing apps for the record. Well,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: now that's.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Like that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: But now we can talk ship and he won't even
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: know for ten seconds. We'll have ten seconds to gather
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: a weapon to defend ourselves.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I bet he's gonna laugh at this.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Wait eight seven, you're gonna be swinging that fucking helmet
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: like Miles Garrett. Dude, you're gonna have to defend yourself
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: with that thing with the zenith.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: That's a beautiful zenith. That is a good lid.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, I have a question Pro seven you've been crushing it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Were you a Pro seven? Pro seven guy?
• 33:09
  Speaker 11: No, I didn't play football.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: I played the cross La cross helmet, cross helmet brother
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: what Pro seven with Cascade?
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Was it? Yeah?
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: That might have been after my time. Probably, I don't
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: remember what that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Was in the sixth grade when I had one, So
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: you were probably what twenty nine?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:26
  Speaker 11: I mean I you know, me and your dad used
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: to fucking hang.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: He was a good guy. He could knock back beer.
• 33:32
  Speaker 11: Your dad be my first fake id.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Your dad was so much cooler than you. Probably came
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: back with your dad.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Fucking go to the to the roast some s'mores. Yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: go tell some stories. We were in boy Scouts with
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: your dad.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: Sometimes your dad would be like, I just don't know
• 33:48
  Speaker 11: about Harry, and I'd be like, give them time.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: He'll be good. He's a good boy.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: And if you guys ever crossed paths, I wonder if
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you watched my early rap battles on YouTube, probably when
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they came out fourteen years ago.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did. He probably was How old was your
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: dad fourteen years ago? Age? My age? Now, I'm not
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: a little older, was he? Yeah? So he waited till
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: later in life. Yeah? Interesting, I don't know how what
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: was he fourteen years ago?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I don't fuck math and get to the bottom of this,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: but that would also involve you docs and your father,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: which is the last thing you want to do exactly.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Let's keep that ship under wraps. Anyway. What were you
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: saying about the gambling.
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: Oh good, I'm glad you did. Okay, we needed that active.
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: So you've been you've been crushing it gambling wiz.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I crushed on Sunday, But that was
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: pretty much it, Yeah, and.
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: How many games did you bet? How many different games
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: were betting like props? What were you doing?
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Mostly just over under money line game.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Because you didn't do any bullshit partly Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 10: So I was gonna say, you can't. Part You can't
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: really do any crazy parlays. So you can't even on
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: the sportsbook there. You can't even parlay like like I
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: couldn't parlay Travis Kelsey anytime with money lining over.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: But that's good for you. That's good because it didn't hit. Yeah,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: because you also would have done that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: And do you also cook up like five dollars to
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: win seven hundred dollars?
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: That's the last fun though. That's the best way to bed.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: No, you don't win that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but it's more stressful when you have like two
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: hundred dollars on a bed than when you have five
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: dollars on a bed.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's where the that's where the thrill comes in.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: That's you're talking about riding a roller coaster versus like
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: being in bumper.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you're not like losing sleep because you
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: lost five bucks.
• 35:25
  Speaker 11: So this is I'm glad you said that. This is
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: where I'm at. I am not sleeping because I've lost
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: so much money. Yeah, I'm down sixteen units. My unit
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: is two hundred dollars Jesus dollars. Well, you know different strokes, you.
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: Guys, gotta tame it down. You just got I just
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: bet so I have fun watching the games.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not betting. I'm not betting for financial game. I
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: would not have fun watching the game if I only
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: had four dollars running.
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but if that four dollars is going to pay
• 35:52
  Speaker 10: out twenty seven thousand dollars.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: You would.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Your unit size should be how much you pay for pens.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: But then you say, yeah, it is a good it
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: is a good diet. Yeah, I know my unitize has
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: gone outs.
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: That's what I would it should be.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: It should be about how much you pay for two
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: dollars for pants.
• 36:06
  Speaker 11: Well, not all, probably like one hundred to two hundred bucks.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I pay like fifty. It's it's insane. He's
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: done them. But here ball.
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: No one has ever looked at us together and been like, boy,
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: I can't tell who's paying more, who's dressed better between
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: the two of them today.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Actually, you might have.
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: Me because I just came from the basketball court. I
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: was hooping to my Kobe's. I think I might give
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: you the nod today.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: With yeah, you're wearing fucking camouflage pants monetary val shorts.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I'd say these shorts are probably ninety dollars shorts that
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: you're wearing over that it's bird dogs.
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: Get them for free.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I think that these are bare bottoms. I get these
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: for free? How did you do that? How did I
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: do that? Yeah? Ad deals you guys sobbed as somebody? Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: bottom a bottom is awesome. Yes, that's a fact. I'm
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: a big fan. I know you always have been.
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: They get more free advertisement from us than anyone else.
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: We rocks them the most, to rock them constantly.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: I really like their stuff.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I'm rocking them right now on the on the shorts,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: but you probably have them on the shoes the entire
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: way top to bottom.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, these are good. These are better or just
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: more expensive.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: But I think that if your unit size is the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: same amount as a pair of pants, it will always
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: protect you. Because how much do you think that Dave
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Portnoy spending on his most expensive pair of.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Pants MM ten racks.
• 37:24
  Speaker 12: Ten thousand dollars on pants.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: He also changes his pants style constant nobody ever bought.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Two years ago, it was the skinniest pants you've ever seen,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: and now it's all baggies. Yeah, and what do you
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: think makes him look better? What bagg you for sure?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I think so?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, skinny was crazy, But skinny makes him look taller though.
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: That's that's the that's just fashion in general. He's following
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: the Trent, following plugged in with the with the gen zs.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I think you just got to go to the sword
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: and just get classic fit khakis. Who has to do
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: sound like my cross team? Those are all going to
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: be in style. No, they're not.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they are like like Andrews pants right now? Those
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: are those are yeah, but those are classic fit.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: They are not too skinny, not too tighty dude, not too.
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: Bad fit twos, not fit threes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't even know what he's wearing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Swim straight. Those are not fits. Classic fits. They are dude.
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: Classic fits have no shape. They're for people that like
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: sit behind, you know, computers all.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Day, unlike us.
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: How much time have you spent behind a computer today?
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: Probably like nine hours? Come on, all I do is
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: go on my computer. It's literally the only thing I do.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I don't believe you. Also, job is literally sitting behind
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: a computer.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: He says, in front of computers, he says, in front
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of a bunch of screens, not behind the computer behind them.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: He's in front. All of us had time today to
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: go fucking ball in the middle of the day.
• 38:50
  Speaker 11: Trying to make content for the New York office keep
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: paced from Chicago.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: But sas you also missed the entire era where call
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: her Daddy ripped through this office like a fuck oh
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: about rush fire about khakis and they were they put
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: like a fat t wile on fucking khakis. You couldn't
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: fucking wear Cakie, you walking with khakis. Alex Cooper will
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: be there fucking bat winging your fucking ball sack and
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: stomping on it in a marshelly heel.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: That would suck so much.
• 39:17
  Speaker 11: He's a red bottom, bloody shoes.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Properly such a bummer.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: I definitely would have to throw away all my khakis
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: and not buy more pairs of them.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Woll sass is coming for eight months straight wearing khakis?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: How is Alice Cooper not tired of stomping on his balls?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Groundhog Day? I guess I'm gonna have to wear him again.
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: I would let her stump on, yeah, around the balls.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a Jewish wedding.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'd let her like stomp on like a shot glass
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: shrouded by my ball sack.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: That would hurt so much more. I'd let her jump
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: over my ballsack pick Uh. No, yeah, I don't think
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I would. No. No, I wouldn't let Alex Cooper actually
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: stump up my ball sack. No, I definitely wouldn't do that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: I respect myself too much for that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I respect her too much to do that. Dude, I
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: can't believe.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: When we were recording on Monday, we had just kind
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: of scratched the surface of a big Cat. You're like, yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: big cat's getting it from the Swifties right now.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: He's getting drilled still and.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Now he is still on the fucking firing squad. Dude,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: he is I don't know, is he taking damage? You
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: think you think he's actually taking damage. I texted him,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I told him the whole I don't.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Understand that.
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: Second it got one bad boat tweet, the second one
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: swift he was like, this is fucked up.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I would have to leave it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's what people were telling me to do about doxing.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Myself as a as a casual.
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: They're like, you could have just leted that video right away,
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: but his has like ten thousand quote tweets.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I know that's what I mean. I'm leaving my ship
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: up there, though.
• 40:53
  Speaker 11: You gotta stand by it because now it's it would
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: never not be and then if you retreat from it,
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: then someone they come at you harder. Yeah, they come
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: at you harder because they think, oh, you knew.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: This was bad.
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it is best to leave it up because if
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: they screen grabbed, then it's it's your it's out of
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: your control.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Right tweet was deleted is almost worse, so much worse.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Was delating he made a mistake. Now it's really fucking
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: get into him. It's thirty word on his balls. Now
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to river dance.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking like a spunky Irish girl fucking tap dancing
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: in the middle of a puss.
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: Ju Toddler's playing on bubble wrap. Yeah, after a after
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: a shipment comes in.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going they're doing work on his nut sack.
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: Do you think Sas that big cat made a mistake
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: with his tweet?
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Do you think that was tasteless? It's going to affect
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: him at all.
• 41:47
  Speaker 11: But just you know, what do you think of the
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: joke that he said he wants them to have thought
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: it was?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I thought it was. I thought it was pretty funny. Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I actually liked it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: I believe I really went away unscaped from that.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pfd was just Yeah, he just guys as a Swiftie.
• 42:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, said the same. He was agreeing and saying the
• 42:07
  Speaker 10: same ship he was tagging. Yeah he was tagging up, Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: tagging it up.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah he went p and A. Yeah, yeah he did.
• 42:14
  Speaker 11: That's pretty cool.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: It's worse, but that's that's way worse. I would be
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: disgusting if I saw a p d A from them. Dude,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I want them to keep their lives private as it
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: should be. Enjoy yourselves. You don't have to do anything
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: for us Swifties, us fans.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Now that you know. I don't want to see them
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: fucking all. Yeah at all? Yeah I would.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I would hate to see it unless they want, not
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: even a little, in which case I.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Would begrudgingly watch it. All right.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking for this because I don't sexualize either
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I genuinely don't want to see Taylor Swift and Travis
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Kelce having sex yeah, I don't sexualize it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I've never even I've never pictured her naked at all,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: and I could see her like fucking him with a
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: strap on though.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Why, I don't know. He's a little weird to me.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: I'm not a huge Travis Kelcey guy.
• 43:00
  Speaker 11: But what makes you think that he takes it like that?
• 43:02
  Speaker 10: Because I could see her being someone that wants to
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: give it in him being like, I'll take it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: If I know her as well as I think I do,
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: She's only doing that if he is asking for it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: I don't think so.
• 43:16
  Speaker 11: You think it's her desire leading that. Yeah, and then
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: he says, okay, I'll do it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: I think he's all bark, no bite, huh.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, she's a girl boss, and she's a girl boss.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: She's a girl she probably runs shit, she's a female king. Yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean?
• 43:32
  Speaker 11: What would you let her do that to you?
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift? Yeah? No, why not?
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: Because I don't want anyone shoving fucking shit.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Up my ass? Not shit? What if it was? I'm
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: not into ass play. How do you know that you're
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: not old enough? No, you're not old enough, son, that's me.
• 43:53
  Speaker 11: I talked to your dad about this, and.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: He was worried at that same campfire. He's like, I'm
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: worried my boy will never be in the ass play.
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: We said, someday he'll come around. He just needs some time.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll enjoy it someday.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Oh man, good good talk.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: It's always good to be able to touch on the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: hot button topics of the day.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift and Big Cat and Big Cat.
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: Do you think she saw that video?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Swift? Yeah, might have.
• 44:21
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: You think she's on Twitter now? Not a lot of
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: so not a lot of people.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Are on Twitter.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: You get to a point you don't have to pick now.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: She's probably on Instagram though.
• 44:29
  Speaker 10: If someone posted on Instagram, she probably saw it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: It's all the same people on Twitter. It's like five guys.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: It's probably like that same Siberian click farm, just all
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: talking to each other, Shell accounts, Shell corporations. The fact
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that anything's going viral anymore is crazy.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, it's like a three hundred and sixty degree
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: snowball fight where everyone's just throwing in a circle, throwing
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: all snowballs at each other.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, remember when stuff started really going viral and like
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: tweets would get like sixty thousand likes after like there
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: hadn't been that high of a ceiling, Like the ceiling
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: was like five thousand likes or something like that, and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: then it was like one hundred thousand likes. Yeah, three
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand likes, A fucking million legs.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: I've never been I've never been in that show anytime.
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: I used to have a tweete to yet like one
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: hundred thousand likes, it would be like featured on like
• 45:18
  Speaker 10: BuzzFeed and like all these like lists because that was
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: like the biggest tweet of the week. And now it's like,
• 45:24
  Speaker 10: oh shit, look at this homeless dude jerking off, and
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: then three dudes and fucking bandanas came and murdered him,
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: and then there was a cop who killed those guys,
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: and that it's like, oh shit, that was the tweet
• 45:35
  Speaker 10: of the week.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I had avoided that for a while.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I'd avoided the death tweets for a while, and then
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: last night they came rushing back onto my timeline. That
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: fucking like everybody and it's all the same accounts, whether
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: they're liberal or super conservative, they're all posting the same
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: exact videos with the most like bizarre.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Slant on the ship. Yeah, I haven't seen that. I
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: caught a bad one last night accident.
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: I think E knows that's not what I'm into. And
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: I did see the one. There was a video out
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: of Philly Roan where.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: The guy jumps on the back of the car.
• 46:08
  Speaker 11: The car drives through a group of people, and then
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: the cop chases him down, rams into him, and then
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: gets up over the car and points his gun in
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: the window as the guy's like putting his hands.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: It was the most cowboy stuff.
• 46:23
  Speaker 11: All the comments were like, I don't like the police
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: in general, but that was pretty impressive.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Everyone was like, that's a great the cops, but that
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: guy's a fucking legend. They're like, I don't subscribe to police,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: but you know, all my time on is right now
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: is just videos of people stealing shit from like home depot.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like and the home depot guys getting information,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: like getting in like a three to two just like
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a zone defense to try and slap someone.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: I saw a really funny one yesterday of some dude
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: trying to steal an iPhone from the Apple store. If
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: you have seen this one.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They're like, baby, it's not gonna work.
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: And he's just he's he's just still trying to get
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: the iPhone out, but it's like drilled into the table,
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: and they're like they're all just sitting there, like all
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: the Apple employees are just sitting there like laughing.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: They're like, dude, you're not gonna be able to get
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: the fun. They start feeling bad and yeah, and he's
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: like so I think he's just so embarrassed that he
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: just keeps trying and that eventually just gives up and
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: walks away. He even prosecut him. They don't eve wait
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: and steal anything. Dude, here was no way he could
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: get it. But there's like all these like so trying,
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: but there's.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: Like laws in certain states now where it's like if
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: you don't steal something under five hundred dollars. If you
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: steal something and it's under five hundred dollars, they can't
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: arrest you.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: They can't arrest you, they can't like chase you. Now,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: there's nothing they can do.
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: It's that's why they're all all those videos are all
• 47:39
  Speaker 10: over the places. People are like pissed about that. For
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: some reason, dude.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: You know what I realized has stopped happening is like
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: buddy cop movies. There's not like in the eighties, the nineties,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the early two thousands, like every movie was like this
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: fucking like lethal weapon, like two renegade cops that were
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: just like on the fucking land like Beverly's Cops. Yeah,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: like that, And there's like the other chase scenes they're
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: like hanging out the back of a car fucking.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Shooting bad guys or whatever, and Stitch Dude fucking Rizolian Isles,
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: all these all these guys.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Like it was a massive genre and now the ship
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't exist at all anymore. Now even if you make
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: a cop movie or show, it's got to be like
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Blue Bloods, where it's like about.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: The internal drama of a family of cops or something
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Like you don't like it's like it's like they're both
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the cops are like having sex with the same girl.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: The two brothers are some ship like that. It can't
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: be about them like shooting bad guys anymore. Where I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: guess damage from.
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: Big chase scenes where the car crests the hill and
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: gets the air and then comes down the other side.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: And I think, you know whose fault.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I think it is Derek Chauvin dude, I think that
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that he's done that is I don't know.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck that is. We know who that is, Derek.
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: Oh, he's the one who killed George Floyde.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Oh ship.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not really on like a name to name
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: basis with those dudes.
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: Well, you have to learn that's a big one.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Because the worst thing that he ever did was roomed
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: buddy cops. Yeah, he did do that. That's fucked up,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: super fun up.
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that was back when they were posting all the
• 49:11
  Speaker 10: cops like from all the shows like Andy Samberg Brooklyn
• 49:17
  Speaker 10: and it was like a cab he pictured Andy Samberg. Yeah,
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: that was a big trend. It was like a cab,
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: even fucking cops on TV.
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: Yes, SaaS One's told me that quietly in confidence that
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: in that whole George Floyd thing, he was actually on
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: Derek shoven I said, you're sho big.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Stepped on again.
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: I'm just telling jokes that are so predictable that I
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: can't got to dig deeper. I gotta try, because it's
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: that bad that you guys can just cheat code your
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: way to the fucking punchline. Then I suck and it's
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna because I'm hungry.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: No, you're allowed to. You're allowed to.
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: You know what I'm gonna do is I'm going to
• 49:59
  Speaker 11: start doing things where I'm like, you think I'm going
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: this way, and then I'm going to.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: Take it as soon as you think I as soon
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: as you think you're gonna trick me, I've already doubt
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: the punchline ready to go.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I think you're on his ass, dude, I think that
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you can fucking give him the old Oki dough.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: But first, can we talk about game Time for a second.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: Game Time gametime dot Co. You have to go to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: game Time download the app today. I went to the
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Eagles game this weekend, and I bought the tickets the
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: night before via game Time, the simplest app that you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: could use. Possibly. I picked exactly where I wanted to
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: sit a throw. I picked exactly what side I wanted
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: to be in the sweltering sun so I could almost
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: had a fucking heat stroke. And I picked exactly what
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: team I wanted to win, the Eagles, and game Time
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: orchestrated all of it.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: You want your team to win, buy your tickets.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Through game Time. You want to have a fun, memorable experience.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: At the game. Buy your tickets through game time. You
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: want to make a memory with someone that you love
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: very much, buy your tickets through game time. I'm going
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to Paramore on Friday, and I got my tickets off
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: of fucking game Time.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: You ta Paramore song Rose Colored Boy? Nice? You like
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: that one? That was a good ass.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: That was a deep cut for not that deep, but
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: like deep enough for it's not basic.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know it really. You haven't listened after Laughter?
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: That's their best album. Now I want to listen to
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: the big one. Uh ain't it fun? Yeah? That's fucking fire?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Or what was that? What was their first one? Uh
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: uh ain't it fun? Well? I never meant to brag.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I want him now. That one's a fucking crack rock.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: They got so many, but it doesn't matter because game
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Time has you covered.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: No matter where.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: You're going, no matter what you're doing, you want to
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: be getting tickets through game Time the best.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Ticking the app out there, and I stand by that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: So there's this entire show it is. I use game
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Time all the time. It's the best. I also like
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: to just browse it occasionally. It's fun to just see
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: what the dealers. I want, I wonder because you can
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: sort by city. That's one of the best things.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You can just be like, Oh, I'm in Philly tonight,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: What's what's on the docket. What are some potential fun
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: things that I could do? And there's a ton of them, totally,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking ship ton of them. So game time,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: go to game time today?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah? Hell yes, your hair, your hair settling in
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: bro looks a little bit better now. It's it's all
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: I know. I know. I was trying to be charitable.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: It doesn't look as bad on Uh, it's throwing me off.
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: It's throwing off my VIBA line.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Don't say that. Uh.
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: Portland this weekend? Oh ship Actually okay, the second Portland
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: right yeah, Portland, Maine is the number one. Yeah, I'm
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: going to Portland.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Oregon and uh yeah, so get tickets to that please,
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: five shows out there. They'll be fun.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Portland actually has a despite being a pretty liberal city
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: right now, they have a very dark and racist past.
• 52:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, dude, I say, was I caught when I said
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: I caught a bad video last night? Dude, I'm going
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go fishing when I'm out there, because I
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: gotta take it easy. I'm not going to drink and
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: and I looked up I'm going fishing on the Klokama's
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: river and imagine what they did to the Klocamus tribe.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, think about the nazy things. Look up the Philip
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Bernard lash Law.
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: Looks up Klocamu's river on Reddit and the first thing
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: that came up was just a video of a mass shooting.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: What Yeah, and then there's a whole subreddit like dedicated to.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Videos like that, the Clockamus shooting.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: I did not click on it because I was like,
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: fuck that, but because that out of an now goo
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: kind of.
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: Have a big one yeah, to just like throw all
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: my timeline like that. Well, so why is that a
• 53:25
  Speaker 10: whole subreddit? Like those videos shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: And Reddit, especially Reddit like crack down on like comedian subreddits. Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: like no, no, no, you guys want to have a mass
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: shooting safe space for you to watch gore.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: It's so fucking weird, dude, All that shit's just allowed online.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make any speech. Ud. Shout out to Elon Musk. Yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: he saved Yeah, he made it so good for people
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: to be able to get the first ten years I
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: was on Twitter. I was pissed. I was like, I'm
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: not seeing up dead bodies on my timeline, and now
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: you can.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Now just you can literally buy a mansion by posting
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: dead bodies. You can make fucking twenty thousand dollars a month,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Like you can have a postal a state just through
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: posting death on Twitter.
• 54:02
  Speaker 10: Literally do There's people up in the Hollywood Hills right
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: now who are like, yeah, I run crazy videos. Bruh, Yeah,
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: I made seventy mil last month.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: It's like a white Jewish dude who's like, I run
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: hood clips. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: It is a nasty and nasty thing. It's like the
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: fucking crypto bubble. People have yachts off of Santro pay
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: based on Fuck.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: It's the crypto bubble. But I feel like this is
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: I mean, this isn't going this is going strong.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: This is like one of this is like, this is
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: a long bubble.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: It's like the bubbles, you know what I mean, literally
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: a sustainable career, but these guys are making right now.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. And Elon set it up that way.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Elon paid forty four billion dollars in cash so these
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: people could do this exactly. He could have just given
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: people money directly made them rich and kept the death
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: off of the Internet. But he wanted to be like
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: fucking a media mogul of his day. He's trying to
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: be like William Randolph Hurst and control the media.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: If I if that was thing back when I was
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: tweeting a lot, I think I would be a multi
• 55:02
  Speaker 10: millionaire right now.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Oh if you could have made money off your feets, yeah,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you would have been up there, Yeah easily. I mean
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you just casually bragged about how you would get one
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand likes on a tweet.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, back when I used to get one hundred
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: thousand likes on.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: A t they throw it on BuzzFeed all the time,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and you probably deleted half of them.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with your dumb ass you're stupid as hell.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You're stupid as hell. No, no, no, you're stupidest now
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you are. Francis, settle this one.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: This is fun. Oh shit, Francis, let's get to the
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: bottom of this one.
• 55:34
  Speaker 11: I stopped it.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I was uh, I was gofa dude.
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: God, who's fine. I think they fucked me. Why because
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: on Friday we had sold out the show and then.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: It made you flood.
• 55:49
  Speaker 11: Oh no, and people were calling being like I can't come,
• 55:54
  Speaker 11: And normally they have like a no refunds policy, but
• 55:57
  Speaker 11: they refunded a bunch of tickets.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: What the hell there was?
• 56:00
  Speaker 11: They were like, yeah, we're not we're not paying you.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't get paid. I mean I haven't been paid yet.
• 56:08
  Speaker 11: But they are saying it's like Force Maju half half
• 56:12
  Speaker 11: the money for that show.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that sucks. That's not your fault, though. Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 11: I don't really know whose fault it is. It's Mother
• 56:20
  Speaker 11: Nature's fault. I mean, it's God. It sucks, dude, it
• 56:24
  Speaker 11: sucks so much. It's like I sold the tickets. Yeah,
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: I you know, I don't know. It's like one of
• 56:32
  Speaker 11: my biggest markets. I don't know what I'm supposed to feel.
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: This was my big headlining stand. I saw that you're
• 56:38
  Speaker 11: doing the Grammarcy Theater. Yeah, Am I not supposed to
• 56:43
  Speaker 11: announce that?
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: No, you can.
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: I think we're doing it. Oh you guys are Oh jesus,
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't know. I told you a while ago,
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: and I had a feeling you weren't going to remember
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: that the Grammarcy Theater is. Yeah, it's big. No, it's
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: like four hundred five hundred, is it? Grammercy? Yeah, yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: that sounds big. It's not that big. Yeah, I told
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: you this a really long time. I told you this
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: like eight months ago. Probably When are we doing this?
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Nine months ago?
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You told me Austin. Yeah, it was
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: right after Austin when I was thing. We just posted
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: like a story that's where I saw it. Yeah, oh true,
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I forgot that was in there. Bro. Do you think
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: I could get paid? Yeah, you would get paid, just
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: like I gotta pay for Austin. Yeah. We actually gotta
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: figure that out, but I don't care. I legitimately don't care,
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: which is very lucky. We got to figure out the grammar.
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: Sy, it's not that big.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: You justid it's not big.
• 57:34
  Speaker 11: It's not that big. He's right, it's not that big big,
• 57:36
  Speaker 11: but sounds bigger than it is. It's like five hundred tickets.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: For two weeks, what I think? So when soon? What day?
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know? Dude, tell me now, I want to
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: talk about it, talk about it off the X.
• 57:52
  Speaker 11: Now I'm getting you need to run this stuff by us, dudeus.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Son of a boy. Dad. You would be on it
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: if we do it for sure. Fuck that. I don't
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: know what I've got. I have too much stuff. Comedy fest.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Do you actually want me on that?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You're out the date, dude. We need
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: to right now. It's just the worst, I know. I
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: think it's the November.
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: It's like the weekend of November tenth.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Veterans Day.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: It's Tyler's birthday, all right, I got to cancel it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: That's d Wali Bro November tenth in Indian Hollo. I
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: thought it was like a fucking Gillow. It was like
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: some festival. It's wally Fest. Are you booked for.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: That or are you around that?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Dude? It's veterans or it's someday during that week.
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: It's the friday. It's Friday that November tenth. You have
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: it on listening.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: I just okay, Well I'm also doing because I'm also
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: headlining the stand.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: God damn it, dude, I don't all right, I need
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: to make sure I can do that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: Ship well if you can, well just too, I'll just
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: do stand up. We'll figure something out.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: I'll try and make it. I definitely did tell you
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: about it a really long time ago.
• 59:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you probably did I can find the messages because
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: I know I told you about it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not blaming you.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: I just it is partially my fault because I completely
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: forgot about it.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: It's also partially my fault.
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: No, it's a it's a month in a week or
• 59:22
  Speaker 11: so away. We'll sell those tickets.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll sell that. We'll sell that. Bitch out.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: Is there a company meeting happening directly behind wrecked directly.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Outside of this door? What is that? It is? Son
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: of a boy?
• 59:37
  Speaker 11: Dad? I think that's you too.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: It shouldn't be that much. Well, we'll fix that. But
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: it put that? Can you put that? Put the ticket?
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Really on a chat?
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: That much?
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: That's like a mean girl?
• 59:49
  Speaker 11: Take wait, bro, is that all the tickets are forty
• 59:51
  Speaker 11: eight or just like some vi ip ship and then
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: the rest are like thirty.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Forty eight dollars you can sit in the green room with. Yeah,
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: we'll get that down.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 11: How much the standard?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 11: See, everybody, I've been saying for a long time that this.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Six that's not what d I didn't even know until.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 16: Quarters fifty here, get Richard, I try, and I guess
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 16: must be nice, nice.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: But I'm sure that I'll see like fucking a little
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: bit from that show. Let's just cancel it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I need my chance to get my
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: reps up on stage. In Austin, we were fucking eating.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was a lot of That was like one
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: hundred people more intimate.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: No, it was three hundred people, was it? Yeah, freaking
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: gave Yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: No it's not the creek. It was what's it called
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: helium whatever?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: They cap City?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, cy, of course, cap City, great room, incredible room.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: They didn't sell with the balcony, but probably Fantom of
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: the Opera situation up there.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: What does that mean? I've seen that. But the Phantom
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: of the Opera.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: He stays in like the gallows drops down. Have you
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: ever read the book he drops a noose?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: No one ever read the book?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 11: I had, I didn't know there was a book.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: He drops nooses down from like the second level and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: fucking hangs everybody. So everybody walked around the theater like
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: this in case, like a noose gets shrapped around so
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: they can like slip out of it.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: That's exactly this happened. You guys didn't get that reference.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: I got it just happens in the in the musical. Yeah,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: that was happened to musical because they dropped the noose
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: from like the at the start of the second act,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: they're like, mescal.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 11: Rape, there's a different shape.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: And then they got hanging right after that at the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: end of a.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that type of ship.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: We low key our fucking theater nerds in here. Let's
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: keep it a buck, dude. We all like we've only
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: ever talked about Phantom of the Opera still, right, dude,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Christine Day, he loves it. Let's all dude, once we.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: Get off Broadways, once we get our money off Broadway forever.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: I some fools. It's splendor. It's probably the type of
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: thing that plays everywhere. No, but I think they I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: think it was literally adjusted. It's like last week. But
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: it'll come back. It definitely will come back.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 11: What's your favorite from that one?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Oh? No, Music of the Night. That's probably my favorite.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: What you're singing? I like that. That's great sleep.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 11: He came to me. Yeah, that one's electric dreams.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: See said to me, od, Yeah, that one's a bad.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: FanPro it's good, dude.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Let's once we make our money from this show. Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: once you make your money.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Take us out.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Once you make your fucking like eighteen thousand dollars that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna make from so oning out four hundred tickets
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: at sixty five dollars.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not going to do We're not doing sixty
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: We'll bump.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 11: That sixty is twenty six grand.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: I think, oh, well, and that's fifty sixty five dollars.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Well we gotta I gotta figure out we talk to
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: would be.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 11: Sixty six, well, sixty four fifty would be I would
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 11: just did twenty.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Five, twenty five, eight hundred right, all right, Yeah, we'll
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: probably see like nine dollars of that. Yeah, well your
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: agent's gotta eat drink tickets.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be barking on the corner for
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: it sold out show.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: But just so we can get a couple extra people
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: in their standing room.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: On the fire code is I actually know some firefighters,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: so we'll have them wave the fire code.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: We'll get spun We'll get spun in there. That's what
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: it should be.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 10: The live show should be spun in Francis. If you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 10: can't do it wrong, we'll have spun in Francis.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Fill in. Yeah, that would be awesome. I have it's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: a proper duel on stage they're on good terms now.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: The boys have settled everything.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 11: And then we squashed We squashed man, squashed it up,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 11: squashed it up.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: He came to me.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he came to and he was like, I'm sorry,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 11: and I was like, I accept your apology.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Like men, that's like men because they're too big.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Like Gilly said, Bro, he's not about all this ego
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: ship anymore. He's staying out of the streets. He's not
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: on no gangs the streets recently. Yeah, you're not on
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: no gangster sitting there either.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: I had to calm down. I take it down a notch.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Because you're on some gangster ship.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: You were riding around on your fucking four wheeler popping wheelies.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: Dude, seeing like uh like Tim Butterly and and Mike
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Raney freak out about those about.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: The fucking dirt bike guys in Philly is so.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: Funny, Like I hope all of these guys die they
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: hate them so much.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Well, when you were talking about the Philly video earlier,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: one of the videos I saw was like this guy
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: like probably just like a rowdy Hispanic teen who fucking.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Climbed up on the back of the car, jumping on
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: this lady's are That was one that went viral. Yeah,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: broke in the window with the kids are inside, and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: then he pulled a gun on his gun falls out lesbian. No,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: she was in there with her wife. You didn't read
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: the article. She was in there with her wife. Bro
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: read the article, allright, she was a lesbian, Okay? And
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: did you see how brave she was? She was clearly
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: she went right up to that dude's face with the guys. Dude,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: she didn't give a fuck about. Lesbians are the bravest
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: of our sisters. They are.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: They're not afraid of a strap. But yeah, she got out,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: was like so. But like even the biker, just like
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: the fact that he jumped on her ship, broke it
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: with kids in there, and had the audacity to point
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking gun in her face.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I might be with Butterly and Rainy on this one.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Oh do they hate it? They hate them. They are
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: just loud to be loud.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: But it's also like, I think that that's like a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: decently constructive way to spend your time.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: What doing that?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, there's causing they're causing a ruckus, But
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with a ruckus? Who cares
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: about a ruckles, dude, I mean it's I get.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: I get, like if you want to be in the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: twelve o'clock gang and you want to be riding around
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: like that, but there's no reason to be jumping on
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: people's cars. Yes, I agree, cars is on them when
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: they get mad about it.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. Like what did he expect was gonna have?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: Like, so he was gonna jump on that lady's car,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: she was gonna get mad and then he was going
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: to kill her.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Like that's fucking crazy.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: And they're literally next to city hall, yeah, like killing
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: the cops like in the background.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they like panned over and against her head and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: he's to the cops are just like yeah, kids will
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: be kids. And luckily she was the most badass woman alive.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 11: She picked up the gun.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: No, she just went like pressed it against her head.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Fucking oh seen this.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: It's it's awesome, goes all the way. But she's like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: so frustrated. She like gathers she's a baby and like
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: a five year old in the car. She like gathers
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the kids and walks away with her wife just like
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: so pissed off, like abandons her car because even all
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: these other bikers, these morally bankrupt dudes are just like, hey, bro,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: maybe don't point a gun at this lady's head who
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: you just jumped through her fucking back window.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: And she's like, when did she car the gun and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: push it against her for her? She didn't literally put it,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: she pointed. He points the gun and she doesn't back.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: She continues to walk towards him, and then she kicks
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: over his bike while he's on it. He is like,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: he's like a skinny loser. He just like pick his
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: fucking gun up, yeah, or his bike up. Sorry, what's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: the solution for this? There is no solution, dude.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: They tried to. It used to be close the borders, man.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: They used to have like they used to have like
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: crazy chases with the police and those bikers, and then
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: so many people were dying.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: It's that they're not even allowed to chase them anymore.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: It's nuts because they go.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: Like fucking one thousand miles per hour and they're driving
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: on like the wrong side of traffic and ship.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Also those dudes like we'll wrap themselves around a fucking
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: steal beam.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's why they stopped chasing them. They were dying,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: like that so often. I'm just happy we didn't lose Meek.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: No, me got the short end of the stick. I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: think he used to be in the twelve o'clock gangs.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: He's bike life.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also he got literally put in jail for
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: doing a wheelie in New York.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: Do you know what the twelve o'clock gang is right
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: to I.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: Honestly thought that was something you made up.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's state, and I thought it was really funny.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: They ride their bikes twelve o'clock all the way up. Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen them do it?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I have. It's fucking awesome.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 11: I don't understand how the bike doesn't tip over backwards.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know either, Jude.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 10: It would be so sick though, to do that, Like
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: growing up like you have before you got the wool
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: and you're like you eat, you eat supper, and they're like,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 10: all right, time to go ride.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: These boys ain't in sonner. These boys are rowdy, they're
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: not supper. They're not sitting around.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Me, my mop paw. Can I be excused? I have
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: to go ride? And it's your string beans? None, I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: sure to wear your helmet.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: Thirty minutes later, they're fucking jumping through a fucking pregnant ladies.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Car, Well, do you have your glock on? You don't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: leave the house without your strap. Don't leave the house
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: without your nine sons? Why no, pull that bitch up?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Is no?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Is that actually meek? I think this is like I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: think it's this isn't actually meek? God, No, this isn't meek.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I can't load it. Let me see yeah,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: let me hear it is.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 11: I don't really understand how they just bounce up from
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 11: these oh something like that? How do you just mek.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Is not gonna be wearing like an open zip up
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: hoodie on, like a fucking uh Kawasaki craw rocket, open
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: zip up hoodie like that with like his pants sagging
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: and some fucking jabril jeans.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Hell no, don't get it wrong. I'd probably be I'll
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: be rocking all letter, all leather. No, you wouldn't wear
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: a letter. I would definitely wear letter. You're in a letterman.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: The one dude you'd want to wear letter because then
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: when you fall you don't get hurt. That the cowhide.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: There's this one dude bike life Rex.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: He does it on ye on a bicycle, on a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: bicycle and he does like food reviews.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: While he's doing it, it's fucking awesome. But he's not
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: really causing any trouble. Well, he used to, because he
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: used to the streets love bike bike bike like Rex
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: speak right now. He would do. He would like go straight.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: He'd be twelve o'clock gang going directly at like a
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: septibus and swear out of the way at the last time.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: So that kind of causes called trouble.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: The ultimate badass move, though, is to remove your front wheel,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 10: like I don't even fucking need it.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That is That's what I used
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: to do.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Francis and I biked over here. We were bike We
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: made it quick. We were in like the three o'clock turn.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 11: You took a turn that was I thought.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Treacherous, risky turn. You guys swerving or no, I was
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: swerving when I left on on eight you crossed.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 11: We were on twenty third and you went up eighth
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 11: and you cut in front of traffic that was coming
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 11: through the I.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: Would honestly be down to swerve after this. If you
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: have avenue, you get out there on the bikes.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: Bro. He couldn't keep up with us for it. The
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: way we were swearing.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 11: You fucking don't. You don't know how to ride up store.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: I grew up, swore him and Francis France is nasty.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: He'll split the traffic. You could tell he's like a skier.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: He'll like split like a row of cars, because they
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: say in downhill skiing, the way you don't fucking kennedy yourself,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the way you don't like wrap yourself around a tree
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: is you have to watch the space in between and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the attack.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: So you you ride it. You we we were, you
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 11: were kept up, you were ahead of me. In fact,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 11: I'm with you. You were very He rides, he rides.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 11: I ride every day. I took five rides yesterday. We
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 11: should we look. Do you want to check to see
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 11: whose stats are higher? Me or you? No, you just
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 11: said that Roan rides more than I do.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: The Czech city bike SATs. Let's see what my spend
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: is on city.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 11: I'm just tired of fucking sasas blowing all this bullshit smoke.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, I just don't want to. I just don't want
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: to disrespect wrong. So I know he swerves like that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: ride history. How do I where do I get that?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 10: You ride in from Brooklyn? Why don't you guys ride together?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 10: You guys are sucking. Maybe we have done that sucks.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 11: Okay, let's see here. This is October first to seventh.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: You took one two three, four, five, six, seven, and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 11: I've taken one two three, All right, you've got one
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 11: more than me. No, no, between the first and seventh. Yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: one two, three.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Four, But those are all zero charge.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 11: Or because those those are non electric bikes.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: So I have three zero charges and then I had
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: five six, so we're exactly tied.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: N T.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 11: I had ten between the first and the seven. This
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: is a dumb one, can't you see? Like the number
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: of miles and ship. Isn't that like a fun way
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 11: to look?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: That would be a fun way to look. But they
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: kind of removed all of that, you know that? Or
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: didn't they change like the.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Sasine in a real city biker bro, come come join
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: twelve o'clock gang with us, But I might go to
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the fucking like ten o'clock gang. Dude, I'm going to
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: be on a reverse wheelie. I'm not even going to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: be straight up and down. I'm gonna have my ass
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: dragging on the ground.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, doing one of these things?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: Have you ever seen the ones dragging the hand Have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 10: you ever seen the ones when they're when they're when
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: they're pushed back and they're dragging their hands.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: On the on the ground.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 11: I have, I've seen that is cool.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Those guys are just on their way to fucking an
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: early grave. That ship is so fucking scary.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: It is scary.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: That's why I know what would probably helps if the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: City of Philly put in like a track where they
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: could just go ride freely.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: No, they don't want to do that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 11: That takes the fun.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: They want to ride on the streets.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you need to be able to grab onto it.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 11: You need to hitch a little bit, hitch and slallom.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Like Will Smith.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: That's what that movie was about, Will Smith riding on
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: the back of a bike in Philly with Kevin James
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: driving the ups truck.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: I haven't been skitching in a while. Sketching, Yeah, oh,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: I thought it was hitching sketches the skateboard one. Yeah,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: have you ever sketched sketched school? It makes sense.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 11: You didn't see that one.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was out of left field.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 11: You didn't finish that.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Francis has a little off speed action that we didn't
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: He added another pitch to his arsenal.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 11: It's dangerous sketching school. I'm going to start throwing stupid
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: puns at you. Yeah, you won't be able to keep
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 11: up with that. Say good luck catching the punchline of
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: The more puns, the better on this show. It's a
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 11: pun show.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this, dude, I heard today is going to be
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the last day over eighty degrees until fucking April or May.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: That's when man said, I'm ready for them.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: That fucking shop. Today is nice out. Today is like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: a nice over eighty It's like.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: A cool eighties. I wanted us to be. I wanted
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: to be cold. I want to be in the seventies.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Well it'll be in the fifties by Monday, so fucking it.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: No, you're not. You're not a fifty guy.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: That's probably why you're six fifty for the sixty four
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: to fifty for these tickets, dude, just because you love
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the fifties.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why there, that's insane. Sixty four
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: fifty is greed.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: We got a job, we got a fucking I'm going
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 10: to talk to someone as soon as the same.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: They probably took the that's crazy numbers and were like, yeah,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: this proof of concept.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 11: Clearly you you added that fifty.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't add any I don't have to say that.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: You even know the ticket lenk was.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 11: You said yourself. If I listed at the full sixty
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 11: five dollars, everyone's gonna think, oh my god, that's so much.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 11: But sixty four dollars and fifty cents it looks a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 11: lot cheaper.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Oh and then what is the ticket fee? Like, then
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: there's probably a thirty dollars fee. That's crazy. You're definitely
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: gonna help move some tickets. Yeah, we are not high rollers.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Well we are. Now, what the fuck is New York?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: What's New York Comedy Fest? It's just a festival. It's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: just shows.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how these cities have festivals. But there's
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: like no unifying event there.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: It's nothing crazy. It's like fucking restaurant week.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 11: Some of the some of the festivals are unifying events. Yeah,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 11: I would say, you like fest mood Tower, JFL, stuff
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 11: like that has a central heartbeat. There's like people come
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: in for it, you get your bracelet, you got all
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 11: kinds of different shows, there's like after parties.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Skang Fest is cool though, because it's all in one building. Oh,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: there's like six stages.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: In one building, so it's like everyone is in the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: same place the whole time. It's sick because Moon's even Moontower,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 10: I mean, Moon Tower is like everything's close, but it
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 10: still is like you got to move around.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: At least there was that last event where everybody's like
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: singing carry over. Yeah, you know, the fucked out comedy
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Jam of course, the god damn comedy Jam.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: How could I forget?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah with Josh Adam Myers.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry to storry to the good folks of Austin. I
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: did not mean to show any disrespect to the city.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's fun. Have you done that one? Moon Tower?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 11: No? Are the jam jam?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: Now? Have you done JFL either of you? Guys?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: No Broe Toronto. When I was in fucking younger than
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: you sas you what you were performing in Toronto?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, when I was younger than you, I
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: mean I performed in Toronto too. Not a JFL. No,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: not a JFL either.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: To do though the battle rap clip that I posted
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: today is uh, I was younger than you and that
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: clip really, how old were you?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Twenty one? That's amazing fourteen years ago though, But aren't
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: you fourteen years older than me, No, thirteen years older
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: than that. You're thirty four? You pretty five?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: Well, brown ass man, thrown ass man, brown ass man,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: old ass man. How long do you start eight? How
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: long do you think we'll do this podcast? Like you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 10: think when I'm thirty, we're still going to be doing
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 10: it and you're going to be forty five.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: You already have made this.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Uh this, well, it's just some observation, right, joke or
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you're like, no, when you're you said by the time
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: he turned.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Forty, I'm out.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: No way we said that. You said that. Hell no,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 10: you're bailing on me. Within my but I just don't
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 10: know what you're gonna want to be doing. I want
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 10: to do.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: This is a blast. I have a blast with this.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: We're having fun, right I was earlier.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 11: SA started cooking all my jokes?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: You cooked me.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Andrew's having a buss. They were having a bus. You
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: were having a fucking blast.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: It's just something to think about, you know, Like, do
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: we have like a retirement plan.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to dude, I'm about to put my all,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: my all my money into the fucking or a one
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: k long long yield I'm going to start getting conservative.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put it all in bonds. Yeah. I got
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: to do that too, did I? Monday night? Huh?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 11: Would you say, Francis fun yields are high rate?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Are they?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah? Five percent? Five and a half damn ties, they've
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 11: been in a long time. And then even even money
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 11: market funds are yielding quite a lot right now.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's saying just put it all in money.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 11: Having money in cash is good. Just put it in
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 11: a money market fund?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: What is a money market fund?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 11: Basically just like saying I have money in cash, but
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 11: it's with your bank and it's gonna kick off interest.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: So what if you have all of your money in cash,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: you get better interest in the money market? Do you?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: Are you invested in stocks?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I have some some investments in stocks.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Are you invested? I have some investments stock?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 11: And you hook me up with your guy. Dude, you
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 11: just got your first credit card. Let's let's put your
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 11: money in like in safe ship.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, First of all, I did not just get my
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: first credit You just did credit cards.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you got the Delta one.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 10: Yes you know that because I gave you all my
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 10: fucking miles. You didn't give me your money, shouldn't even
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 10: have used that.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 11: And then you got fucking It's like we're passing fucking
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 11: syphilis around.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: It's a Ponzi scheme. They literally appear. I don't fuck
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: with it, though I don't like it.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: I don't like how I'm signed up for this credit
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: card and he's getting a bunch of money.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 11: I didn't get that much.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Ten thousand miles. It's nothing. That's crazy. That's nothing. It's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: a first class seat.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 11: No, it's one hundred dollars credit on delt. It's dog shit.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: The benefits of that sign up for people you give
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 11: your referral to are not good.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 10: Dude and Silver, we already talked about this. We don't
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 10: have to get into it. People don't like when we
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 10: know it's all we talk about.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 11: That's always literally, I've ever heard you in a row
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 11: finish on the way up that that that one just there.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: You have to talk about that, don't talk about that.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 10: I just don't want to get into it again because
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 10: I feel like it's all I think about, because it
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 10: is right now, all I've been thinking about is just
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: catching these goddamn salmon up in Oregon.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: If anyone has any good spots, let me know. You're
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: not going to catch a single stude, I am. I've
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: been reading, I've been doing, so you're.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Going to catch a mass shooting while you're up there.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I better know, better get a kevlar invest anyone out
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: there from Portland, Oregon is listening to this.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 10: My plan is I'm gonna hit the klockamus and I'm
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 10: gonna be going for coho salmon fishing, and I'm gonna
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 10: be using some dry some leeches, some some eggs, sucking
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 10: some eggs, sucking leeches as flies.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, your little fucking uh Mattel, I know Rod is
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: gonna snap in half.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: Price fisher price. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: But anyways, my plan is the only problem is I
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: don't know where to go on the clock on. Everyone
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: says go further up.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 10: The further up you go better than fish are, But
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 10: I just don't know where, Like we're going to pull
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 10: over and fish, you.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Know, chat, where should you go? Chat? Sounds off?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: Anyone wants to hit it up after this and give
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: me their secret spot because it's dude, I'm looking at
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 10: local fishing reports and everything. They're all like, dude, the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: co hos are fucking out of control this year. They're
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: coming in hard, and like right now is prime season.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 10: So I'm flying in early tomorrow and I'm gonna I
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 10: gotta wed a line before the shows.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: Are you actually flying in tomorrow? Yeah? What the fuck
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: is wrong? Well, not flying in early that was the
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: only option. But you're gonna fish tomorrow. Oh yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 10: Also let me know if I if I need to
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: get if I need to wait, or if I can
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 10: just wear my fucking a wet wading pants because I'm
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: not bringing waiters at the moment.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 11: It's just you. You are like spinning off the face
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 11: of the earth. I don't know.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: You gotta find people.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: I've been on the road for fucking a month straight
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: and I got two more weekends.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: But you gotta find shit to do. I don't understand.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: You can't just sit in the hotel room all day.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 11: You created your reality. I don't get it. You go
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 11: from like what else.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: Am I do?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: I guess I'm not gonna go fucking play tennis at
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: exclusive clubs like you, like, I gotta find.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Something that's not even what I'm talking about? What about work?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? What about work? About work?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: I am working. I'm working right now today. Yes, I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 10: worked yesterday and Monday too.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: You just didn't see me because I go out here
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: because I come in late and I stay late. You
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: worked on the weekdays, Yes, stamn beast. Listen, this is
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: my second hour of podcast in this week.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 10: That's time I checked. This is number one for you, brother,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 10: it is. We filmed fucking sketches, yes, and we're filming schedule.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: I am not shaming you for your lack of work.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying to go from skank, Las Vegas to
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 11: immediately turn around to fish in the salmon.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: I'm Oregon fishing.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Bring a fucking six shooter because I heard there's there's
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: brown bears that the Clackamus.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Heard there might be honest, especially with the salmon season.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: You think the salmon are going to get by without
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: any brown bears descending on the Clockamus.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: I would kill for that. I miss you if I
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: just want to fucking destroyed by a bear.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Francis was saying that earlier. Man, I haven't seen Sass
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: in three weeks.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 11: I don't see you anymore. And we used to play
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 11: pool and then go to the stand.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, spot really that pumped about it myself and exhaust.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: I miss that we used that's where we would really
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 11: catch up and talk about stuff.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: Now you're now you're a seller guy, though, How was
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: it actually? So?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: How do you think we're going to see each other anymore?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 11: I'm still at the stand I was there last week.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: At the upstairs room. In a minute, I'm there, I
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: was there to last night.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 11: I'm there tonight.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: I mean just got past a New York comedy club too.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: That's huge.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 11: That's not happening many times.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: How was How was your first shows or your first
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: weekend at the cellar?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 11: Just like the greatest thing of my entire life.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: I don't even know how to describe it.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 11: Really, Yeah, it was just like as amazing as anyone
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 11: has ever said that it is. It's like insane.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: Do people say that it's amazing.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: I know it's a big club, but I've never heard
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: internally that it is amazing.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: It's not bad. It's ridiculous.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 11: How fun it is to perform stand up there?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: Why is it so fun? Because the crowds.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 11: Every person that is coming to a show there has
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 11: had it on the books for weeks, right, they have
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 11: made an appointment to go watch comedy and they are
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 11: coming in with the attitude of holy shit, we are
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 11: finally going to this place. And they're waiting outside in
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 11: a line in the cold. Yeah, and like and like,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 11: we are so lucky to go to be going here. Now, boy,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 11: these comedians are going to be so funny. Of I
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 11: wonder if these comedians are funny. They're convinced before you
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 11: take the stage that you're about to like blow their mind,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 11: and it's up to you to disappoint them. So do
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: you feel like you kind of last night? I don't
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 11: know if I blew minds, but like I'm holding my own.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 11: I feel like I'm keeping pace.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: What about that?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: What about that table upstairs at the Yes, I have
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: done Francis, Elis, Patres and Burr.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 10: That's the kind of table you see that you turn around,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: you do not come up to then not want to
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: go up to that table.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: I have done nothing but support you through thick and thin.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: I'm not not supporting you. I just said I'm not
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: surprised that you held your own there. You're probably better
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: than a large amount of people there.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: You did not say that. I just did say it.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: I just said that. No, he said, I held my own.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: I said, I'm not surprised.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 11: That's as far as you went. That's all the praise
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 11: I got.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: What do you want me to say?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 11: I don't want you to make those patrisa O'Neil.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Ch just oh my god. He was a very to me. Yeah,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: it changed everything.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 11: And I would have sat at that table with them
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: if I had been part of that generation.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Your biggest your biggest region was Patrise.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 11: I would have brought them like sandwiches and stuff.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: Who's over there now, Michelle Wolf who's at that table? Yeah?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 11: Probably it's everyone, Like Ray Romano was there last night.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: Uh, pretty cool. The fucking food is really good. Yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 11: I had pie. I had a celebratory slice of pie,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 11: and all I could think was I really wish SaaS
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 11: were here so that we could.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Have a drink together. Yeah, well one day, because.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 11: Every time I try to drink with you, now you're like,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 11: I don't drink anymore.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: It's because I drink. I drank aggressively this weekend. He's
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: like waiting to drink with Gardini.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: When can we drink together? I like drinking with you.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 7: October twentieth, that's so long. That's when I'll be in
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: New York again.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Heavens.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a lot. I'm fucking I'm hanging on by
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: a thread.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 11: I miss you, pal.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least you're lining in your fucking pockets, dude,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: not really sixty by fifty a show.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Dude, that's not what my
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: tickets cost. Yes it is. No, it is f that's
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: what that's actually what your tickets cost. Yes it is.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: I think it is.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Are more than that, bro. Yeah, let's get it straight.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: That festival this weekend was two hundred dollars a pole. Yeah,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: but that's to see me and fucking Incubis true.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Oh how was that? It was good?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 11: I'm sure you guys talked about it on the Real
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 11: Son of a Boy Dad Show.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: It was fun. It was a lot of fun. Just
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: you know, singing is you know, not a great singer,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: but it's fun, says who. I never meant to brag,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: but I got him here.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 12: I want him.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: No, you know who's a good singer?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: That fucking dude with the shaved head on TikTok, who's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: always he is like the best pipes?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: You know who the fuck I'm.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: Talking on talk like that?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Huh No, No, that guy is fucking sick. But I
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: think he grew. He's let us out. He's fucking dope.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: It's the dude, who's what the fuck am I talking about?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: Who gets a fuck? Dude? Got ass? Sweet? Yeah, wrap,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: yeah we can. So I have a boy dad by
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: you on a rush. I'm hungry. Where's your salad? Eat
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: your sat your salad.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 11: This entire time, I wanted to be focused on the pod.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I guess we'll just end the show.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 11: This for ages.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 10: Barely thirty minutes was fucking what is silent? It was
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 10: like a silent film.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 11: Okay, So we needed to bank the full clean hour
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 11: after that was why.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: That was what we're going for. Really, it's just a
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: stretch in our legs. It's really just popping on the town.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: And I don't need no get your salad and get
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: your salad. We can just you guys keep ripping. I'm
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: gonna eat. I'm not gonna eat.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: Elliot, Well everyone watches.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: Oh you got a store. You gotta be.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: You got a prepackaged to that, you got a prepackage.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: We went downstairs. Francis actually bought my uh, he bought
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: my coffee.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: He bought my cold brew A little foley action.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: So what we have is it's like a goat, cheese, walnuts,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: some shredded cabbage, uh oh, some brussels Pharaoh, little bit?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Is there protein in Pharaoh? Fucking two tongues over here?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Were probably gonna have some parao when I get home.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: I've been crushing Pharaoh. Yeah, I've been having so much Pharaoh.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Call me Jay Faroh bro Yeah, dead ass dude.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 7: All right, we can end the show, all right,