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Hour 1 - Cowboy Up, Cowboy Down · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dilly Dilly, here we go. Welcome. It's our numbber whatd
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  Speaker 1: our one of the original Recipe podcast, Happy Tuesday to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's the twenty second day of July, and here in
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  Speaker 1: our number one, Jerry Jones. It's all about Jerry Jerry's world.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones says he thought about stepping away as the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys gm Is that a big deal, a little deal
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  Speaker 1: or no deal? Also, Micah Parsons is stuck in a
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  Speaker 1: standoff with Jerry Jones. He reposted negative comments about Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: claiming the Cowboys owner took a shot at both Parsons
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  Speaker 1: and Dak Prescott for getting hurt where you at on
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  Speaker 1: this one? And also, former Bills running back Nahim Hines
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  Speaker 1: reached agreement on a contract with the Chargers. What stands
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  Speaker 1: out about that addition? We'll get to that and more
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  Speaker 1: right now here. It is our number one. That's Cowboy up,
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy down, Cowboy everywhere. Welcome in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 1: and some other stuff. So nonetheless, our lead this out
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  Speaker 1: not from me, mallapalooza, No, no, no, it is all
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  Speaker 1: about Jerry's world. It's all about Jerry's world. So the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys are back. You'd expect daily Cowboy updates? Why
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  Speaker 1: why not? What the hell? Right? So if you have
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  Speaker 1: not been following the football news of the day, as
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  Speaker 1: we are in the training camp portion of the schedule
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  Speaker 1: with a cadrey of teams with rookies, some veterans with
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  Speaker 1: certain teams have arrived. So if you haven't been following
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  Speaker 1: all this, perhaps not. The Dallas Cowboys always good at
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  Speaker 1: feeding the content machine in these parts, and they have
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  Speaker 1: done it yet again, so Jerry Jones admitted recently. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: in a gaggle with reporters, he admitted that there have
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  Speaker 1: been moments that he thought about stepping away. He has
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  Speaker 1: been the Dallas Cowboys GM entire life, well close to it.
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  Speaker 1: But Jerry Jones said there were moments he thought about
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  Speaker 1: stepping away as the general manager of the Cowboy's but
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  Speaker 1: not very long, he said, not very long. Small fractions
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  Speaker 1: of seconds, Jerry said. Jerry says he remains committed to
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  Speaker 1: winning a Super Bowl, all right, very exciting and he
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  Speaker 1: knows that now these of course older, it's in his
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  Speaker 1: eighties now, he says, I'm living for now, Jerry Jones said,
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones going on
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  Speaker 1: the record, Jerry Jones saying that he thought about stepping
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  Speaker 1: away from the cowboy GM duties. Is this a big deal,
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  Speaker 1: a little deal or no deal? Now? That is the question.
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  Speaker 1: What is the answers? I've got Johnny Walker, Blue Pontoon, boat,
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  Speaker 1: and casting call, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together and we are going to make a delicious
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  Speaker 1: banana cream pie, homemade banana cream pie, Chef's kiss. So
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  Speaker 1: a to answer the question, this is no deal, right,
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  Speaker 1: this is no deal now, Jerry said, small fractions of
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  Speaker 1: seconds when claiming that he did contemplate stepping away as
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  Speaker 1: the GM of the Dallas Cowboys that is not a reflection, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That that's like indigestion, is what it's like. I ate
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  Speaker 1: a little too fast, you know, and I eat frozen food,
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  Speaker 1: I eat ice cream or something like that. Sometimes I'll
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  Speaker 1: that's sometimes it happens all the time. I'll eat it
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  Speaker 1: too fast and then I get that ice cream headache.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got it. It's just terrible. And then it
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  Speaker 1: goes away in like thirty seconds and you go right
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  Speaker 1: back to doing what you were doing. And so Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones saying, well, you know, it was small fractions of
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  Speaker 1: a second, the seconds that I thought about no longer
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  Speaker 1: being the Cowboys GM. That is the It's like the
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  Speaker 1: moment but between eating taking a bite of a pastrami
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  Speaker 1: sandwich and realizing you didn't take the napkin and there's
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  Speaker 1: some mustard coming off the pastrami sandwich and it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get all over you and it's a problem. It is, right,
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  Speaker 1: But Jerry Jones has been the Cowboys general manager since
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  Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan was the president. He's not stepping down. He's
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  Speaker 1: not He's just doubling down, is what he is. And
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  Speaker 1: he's picking the groceries. And I don't blame man. People
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  Speaker 1: goof on Jerry Jones and all that's fine to goof
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  Speaker 1: on him, because the Cowboys have been an embarrassment for
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  Speaker 1: over a generation. If I bought an NFL team and
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  Speaker 1: I was in charge of the NFL, that's the fun part.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't want to do the fun part. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to sit there and just hang out of cocktail parties.
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  Speaker 1: I want to pick the players. And Jerry gets to
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  Speaker 1: do that. He gets to pick the groceries the famous
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  Speaker 1: old line by Bill Parcells years ago. And he gets
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  Speaker 1: to rearrange the pantry and all that and then gives
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  Speaker 1: a chef's kiss. Things go well, and when things don't
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  Speaker 1: go well, he points at is his other people in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen and blames them Jerry Jones. The idea that
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  Speaker 1: he would give up the general manager duties a non starter, right,
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  Speaker 1: It's a non starter. That is his identity. It is
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  Speaker 1: you know it, and I know it. He is the owner,
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  Speaker 1: he's the GM. I'm pretty sure he takes care of
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  Speaker 1: the catering. They have a catering business there, And I
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  Speaker 1: would imagine that Jerry goes into the locker room and
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  Speaker 1: decides what ply toilet paper, what ply toilet paper do
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  Speaker 1: we give the cowboy players in the locker room, because really,
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  Speaker 1: any think about it, that's an expense that you could
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  Speaker 1: use that cheap one ply toilet paper where you end
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  Speaker 1: up having to use an entire role for one flush,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can use like the really high end
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  Speaker 1: product you can get a costco which will cost you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more, and it adds up.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones also said, as we told, he's committed to
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  Speaker 1: winning the Super Bowl and says he's living for now.
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  Speaker 1: So what does that mean? So let's try to decipher
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  Speaker 1: that part of the rhetoric from Jerry Jones. So it's
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  Speaker 1: an encryptied message. Jerry saying I'm eighty two. He's saying
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  Speaker 1: I'm eighty two and I think I can out scout
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  Speaker 1: half of the NFL is essentially what Jerry is saying.
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  Speaker 1: And he's not gonna use AI. He's not gonna use
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  Speaker 1: the NERD numbers. He's gonna go with binoculars and gut feeling.
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  Speaker 1: That is what's going He's not done need AI, no
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  Speaker 1: point dexter, no analytics. Jerry's got his binoculars and he's
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  Speaker 1: looking around and he's got he's probably got a clipboard
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  Speaker 1: in a whistle and a number two pencil. And that's
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  Speaker 1: how he does it. Because Jerry Jones is from the
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  Speaker 1: old country. Jerry's from the old country. He's the kind
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  Speaker 1: of guy who watches a college football game. I He'll
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  Speaker 1: watch an SEC game on a Saturday afternoon and says,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think that kid at number fifty six
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  Speaker 1: has got brass balls. I like the way that guy plays,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna draft that guy, even though he's not
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  Speaker 1: projected to be drafted anywhere near the top of the job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him in the third round because he's
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  Speaker 1: got a handshake like a linebacker supposed to have. And
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  Speaker 1: that's what I want for the Dallas Cowboys. It is
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  Speaker 1: ceremonial cosplay, is what it is. And know he's doubling
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  Speaker 1: down on all this, which is fine for my job here.
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  Speaker 1: I have to fill four hours of airtime every night,
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  Speaker 1: so thank God for that. But Jerry is the last
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  Speaker 1: of the Mohicans. You think about Jerry Jones, his place
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  Speaker 1: in the football world, Jerry Jones, the last owner GM.
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  Speaker 1: All right with the Cowboy. This is a throwback to
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  Speaker 1: an era when it was a mom and pop business
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  Speaker 1: and teams did not have world class gymnasiums and training
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  Speaker 1: equipment and all that stuff. No, No, there was a
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  Speaker 1: time I remember we used to have Fred Dryer in here,
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  Speaker 1: was an NFL player for the Rams and was a
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  Speaker 1: TV star, and Fred would tell stories about when he
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  Speaker 1: was practicing with the La Rams back in the old days,
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  Speaker 1: and before practice, the players on the team would have
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  Speaker 1: to go pick up trash on the field so the
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  Speaker 1: field was usable at some local high school in LA
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  Speaker 1: they were practicing it. Do you imagine going to an
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  Speaker 1: NFL locker room and saying, all right, buys, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: clean up the rubbish on the field. We got some
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  Speaker 1: debris out there so we can practice. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know who I am? I can't be bothered?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? So it's obviously the world. But
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones a throwback to when the NFL is a
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  Speaker 1: mom and pop business, and he'll be riding off into
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  Speaker 1: the sunset someday with the draft board in one hand
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  Speaker 1: and a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue in the other.
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  Speaker 1: And he loves it. We all know he loves it.
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  Speaker 1: The chaos, the drama, O rama, which is what he's
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  Speaker 1: all about and in many ways, Jerry's not just the
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  Speaker 1: the last of the mom and pop NFL ownership GM groups,
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  Speaker 1: but he's also the last of the football romantics. He is, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think Jerry Jones, we think about retirement for Jerry Jones, right,
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  Speaker 1: that is a dirty word. That is like you might
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  Speaker 1: as well say delegation that is you know, No, I
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  Speaker 1: think Jerry thinks delegation is like a French pastry or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. Now, page two. So Micah Parsons, he's
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  Speaker 1: also out there the Cowboys waiting to the very end
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  Speaker 1: there will they pay Michaeh. Parsons or not? Now my
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  Speaker 1: belief is they'll wait till the eleventh hour and then
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  Speaker 1: they'll sign Michah Parsons. But the standoff is continuing, and
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  Speaker 1: it's good for business for the Dallas Cowboys. So the
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  Speaker 1: standoff Jerry Jones on one side, Michah Parsons on the other,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a urinating match right now. So Michah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: reposted on the Socials some criticism by Jane Jay Wantt
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  Speaker 1: that's a terrible broadcaster ex jock, claiming the Cowboys owner
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  Speaker 1: took a shot at both Micah Parsons and Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 1: for getting hurt. So where are you at on this one?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So this is the give me a break?
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  Speaker 1: All right? This is that, Please give me a break?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you, Michaeh Parsons is he's out
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  Speaker 1: there acting If I'm reading the room the right way,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Parson's out there acting like Jerry Jones just insulted
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  Speaker 1: his mother, his siblings, his dog. I'm sure he's got
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  Speaker 1: some anime. He loves all of that, just taking shots
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  Speaker 1: at all of those things that are very important to
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  Speaker 1: Michaeh Parsons. And really all the guy did say was
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  Speaker 1: what he said, Hey, we paid Dak he got hurt.
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  Speaker 1: We might pay Micah and he also got hurt last year.
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  Speaker 1: So where I come from, that's not a personal attack.
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  Speaker 1: Now maybe for you it's a personal thing. For me,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a personal attack. That's Jerry Jones is doing
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  Speaker 1: what Jerry Jones does better than anyone when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to running your mouth. He is usane Bolt when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to running running his mouth. And uh. And then
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  Speaker 1: of course Micah can't help it, and he's got to
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  Speaker 1: get in on this, so he clicks the repost and
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  Speaker 1: then it's like he's filing a grievance with hr Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? Like, sirih, are you kidding me here?
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  Speaker 1: Like this is the NFL. It's not some group therapy session.
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  Speaker 1: You sit around the campfire and roast marshmallows and sing
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  Speaker 1: Kumbaya and all that. You're supposed to be a pass
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  Speaker 1: rushing beast. Micah Parsons right, defensive freak of nature. I
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  Speaker 1: remember after two games a couple of years ago in
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys season when they played the Jets and the Giants,
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  Speaker 1: the media had decided that Micah Parsons was the second Coming,
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  Speaker 1: the reincarnation of Lawrence Taylor, and then they had to
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  Speaker 1: play the rest of the games. So we got this
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  Speaker 1: guy who's a freak on the field, and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: let your feelings get bent out of shape because an
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  Speaker 1: eighty two year old owner say, hey, you missed some games, which,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, you did, so I would advise you
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  Speaker 1: to try to grow a spine. I think you can
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  Speaker 1: probably take a pill or a supplement that will grow
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  Speaker 1: a spine. That would be the way to go. I
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  Speaker 1: might want to get some thicker skin and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We know that Jerry Jones is not buddy buddy. He's buddy,
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  Speaker 1: but he's not buddy buddy with the players. He's buddy,
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  Speaker 1: but he's the boss. There's that separation between management and
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  Speaker 1: the players and all that. I mean, Jerry's always just
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  Speaker 1: fishing for headlines, anyone, That's what this is all about.
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  Speaker 1: And I am right there. Jerry's on a pontoon boat
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  Speaker 1: and he's got a cooler full of cores light and
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  Speaker 1: he is just loving this. He is loving it, all
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  Speaker 1: of it. He can't get enough of it. And so
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  Speaker 1: on this one mission accomplished, Mission accomplished. Michael Parsons weaponizing, Like,
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  Speaker 1: we know what he's doing. He's weaponizing. This is what
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  Speaker 1: he's do right, because he's stirring the pot, and he's
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  Speaker 1: all this is so offensive to me. This is not right.
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  Speaker 1: He's stirring the pot because he's going to use the
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  Speaker 1: cowboy fanboys. He's going to use them to start screaming
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  Speaker 1: pay Micah, you must pay Micah. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And of course Jerry will eventually eventually pay Mike Parsons.
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  Speaker 1: We know that's going to happen. It's just gonna grab
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  Speaker 1: more headlines. It's it's like stacking hotcakes on top of
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  Speaker 1: each other. There's gonna be a headline. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a headline. And I said this in the past and
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  Speaker 1: I will repeat it for those that are new to
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  Speaker 1: the store and welcome into our store. We're open all night.
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  Speaker 1: We don't close. There are no locks on the door.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So Jerry must have been a
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  Speaker 1: huge Bond fan. James Bond and Goldfinger. James Bond, remember
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  Speaker 1: the scenes. The classic scene wasn't the first. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was forget who there was somebody else that they
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  Speaker 1: came up with this scene, but it's been copied a
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  Speaker 1: million times in Hollywood. Where in this one James Bond
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  Speaker 1: and Goldfingers handcuffed to the death and Destruction machine and
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  Speaker 1: the clock is ticking down until kaboom and then of course, shockingly,
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  Speaker 1: the machine of death, the Death and Destruction machine stops
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  Speaker 1: with only seconds left on the clock and there we go.
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  Speaker 1: We stopped. Fade to black Well that Michael Parsons is like,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's gonna be. The Cowboys gonna wait till the
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  Speaker 1: very end is gonna come down? Is it gonna be
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  Speaker 1: right before the first game. It'll be one of those
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  Speaker 1: Jay Glazers stories. On the NFL on Fox pregame where
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, the Cowboys have announced they will announced
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  Speaker 1: today that Michael Parsons has agreed to a new contract
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  Speaker 1: and there you go. All right, last word quickly. So
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  Speaker 1: former Bill's running back Nahem Hinz is back in the
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  Speaker 1: NF Now he became infamous for doing the wrong thing
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  Speaker 1: at the wrong time. So Nahemames Heines running back play
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  Speaker 1: with the Cooles. Also, he has reached agreement on a
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  Speaker 1: contract with the Chargers. Show me your lightning bolt, and
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  Speaker 1: so what stands out about this one? So this is
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  Speaker 1: the classic interchangeable parts because it's not just a depth
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  Speaker 1: move by the Chargers. It's not that this is a
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  Speaker 1: neon lit billboard flashing the neon. Woooooo, that's what neon
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  Speaker 1: sounds like. Wooo. Just like that, the neon is flashing
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  Speaker 1: and it's Naji Harris. Naji Harris's injury is really bad. Bad,
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  Speaker 1: bad to the eyeball, bad to the eyeball. Now, remember
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  Speaker 1: that was the big offseason edition running back one was
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  Speaker 1: Naji Harris from Pittsburgh. He has already damaged. You don't
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  Speaker 1: go fishing for a guy like Hines, na Heem hies
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  Speaker 1: you don't go fishing for a guy like that. He's
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  Speaker 1: been out of the NFL for not one, but two
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  Speaker 1: two years, because you're like, well, you know, listen, we
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  Speaker 1: just thought we'd add another extra running. This guy went
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  Speaker 1: full Evil Knievel when he was in Buffalo on a
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  Speaker 1: jet ski. This is a panic move by the Chargers.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Harbaughs looking at the depth chart, He's like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to run the ball. I want to run first.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a running coach, and our running backs I don't
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  Speaker 1: trust him. I don't trust him. And so he's panicking.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a smile on his face. He's hiding behind
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  Speaker 1: a curtain looking out on the practice field and he's
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  Speaker 1: looking at the depth chart and it's like it's like
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  Speaker 1: a receipt from CBS. Right. He keeps going and going
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  Speaker 1: and going. Not all of quality. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: stuff in there. The Chargers, by my count, have seven
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  Speaker 1: running backs. Now that is not running back by committee.
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  Speaker 1: Seven running backs. That is a casting call for dancing
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  Speaker 1: with the depth chart is what Jim Harbaugh is doing
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  Speaker 1: on this. And again I go back to Naji Harris
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  Speaker 1: because that's really what this is, is a dad giveaway
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  Speaker 1: that Naji Harris. We'd heard reports it was as I
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  Speaker 1: was all messed up sucks, messing around with fireworks on
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  Speaker 1: the fourth of July and the thing went wrong, ended
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• 20:14
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• 20:18
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• 20:21
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• 20:24
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• 20:27
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• 23:03
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• 23:10
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• 23:14
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• 23:17
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• 23:25
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• 23:29
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• 23:35
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• 23:39
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• 23:44
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• 23:49
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• 24:14
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• 24:19
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  Speaker 1: works forty seven minutes a night. He's living the dream.
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  Speaker 1: You are in Philly one hundred and seven degrees ten
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• 24:37
  Speaker 1: doing four hours of overnight talk radio as clearly not
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: doing one hour of Dodger propaganda, which is what he
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: often does. Late night drug tester says, I have no
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: experience as an NFL scout. But h wouldn't a player
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: with brass balls have a slower forty time? Well, it's possible.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't want a guy with brass balls to play
• 24:59
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• 25:01
  Speaker 1: How old I see your balls? Sir? No, seriously. Now,
• 25:04
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• 25:06
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• 25:09
  Speaker 1: if somebody's got brass balls, you put them at linebacker,
• 25:12
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• 25:14
  Speaker 1: tackle because they got brass balls. How about how about
• 25:18
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• 25:20
  Speaker 1: My left tackle's got brass balls. Good luck, Good luck.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes and says, can I vote for Tony
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: in the Bay Area as a right in candidate? His
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: David Vassi joke still has me chuckling. Tom writes in
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• 25:43
  Speaker 1: just a regular, hardworking American trying to get along with everybody.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You're in the wrong place on social media, he says,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I don't really like him, but in the spirit of
• 25:52
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• 25:59
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• 26:09
  Speaker 1: can let go. Instead, he wants to keep running his
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: team like mean girls and get his players to play
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: all the roles. Yes, a little bit, absolutely circumcising a mosquito.
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  Speaker 1: get which flavor? Did you get? Traditional? Pineapple? I'm a
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  Speaker 1: really want to try it. I love peach flavored things.
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• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Though? I?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Do you do? Okay?
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: How fuzzy are.
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  Speaker 1: You like to pet them? Like to see your cat
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: or something like that? I got you? All right, super
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Marcus Steve, says, al Davis. To this day is still
• 27:00
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• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the biggest and fastest players. No crap, Jerry Jones is
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: just looking for the same kind of courtesy, he says. Now,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Supermarket Steve, he said a manifesto. He says, I'm really
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: starting to think it's malicious now that Vassay covers up
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: your show. He is still talking about a six to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: two Dodgers win over the blank Twins in a game
• 27:25
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• 27:28
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• 27:37
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• 27:39
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• 27:42
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• 27:45
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• 27:47
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• 27:51
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• 27:54
  Speaker 1: We'll get to the number one sports collective, number one
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five, and Mallard Palooza took a vote
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: on that. That's pretty funny. That's that's not it. But
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• 28:18
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• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he's he's in New York. Hello e dog, Welcome, hey
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Ben went out?
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: How you doing?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Where have you been? He dog? Yeah? I like that
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you call every day for like a month, and then
• 28:34
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• 28:37
  Speaker 1: what is going on with that?
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I was trying to block your clause
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: for melitsa, so to speak. But listening to this, I
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: just I want to tell you something about my cousin Steven,
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: who went to Yale.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on a sec, Hold on sec before you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: tell me about your cousin Steven then went to Yale.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I have a cousin. I have a cousin Steven. He
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: lives over in Santa Monica. Didn't he didn't go to Yale? Yeah?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: But how come you didn't enter the mallet paloose. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: thought you would have done something original, something unique. Yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't enter that blew my mind. You you love
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: calling talk radio. You didn't call up with a bit?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: What's up with that?
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: I know in the future I'll get to it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't believe I don't believe you. We expect
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: better from you. I think there's a better chance that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you married. You marry Melissa before you you do that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Definitely not. I've never took it to her again.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: You will, You'll, you'll get lonely some night on a Friday,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and Melissa will text you and then I have.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: A statin nightdown on next thing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You know, you'll you'll be hanging out with Melissa.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Never again, never again? All right, I talk about my
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: cousin Stephen.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just what you. Yet again are on the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: pulse with the overnight sports talk radio wants to hear
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: dog Is he older or younger than you? Eat? Dog? Older?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Does he keep kosher?
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Sometimes?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Sometimes? Let's know that you can't do that. Sometimes you
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: have to do it all the time. You can't be selective.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That does either you do it or you don't do it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So he doesn't do it? Okay, he doesn't do that?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: All right? So listen, I want to visit him and
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Neale and his interra real team. Never want to go.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Let's score when the game is in dire career there
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: and I scored the goal. We won one?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Nothing, he Doug? Why do we care about that?
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: All right? Now I have a joke for you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You have a joke. Okay, this is it. You know
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you don't need the mall of palooza be because what
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you do is a one man variety show. You do
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a one man variety act.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Is what you do, and you got it. Now you
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: want to hear my joke?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Does anyone want to hear his joke? Does anyone.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Don't want to? Night?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Why does? Why does everyone? I don't understand, Like everyone
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: wants to do jokes and they're almost never funny.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I don't understand it's funny. And then then I want
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: to talk about my dad.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Are you now? So we started with your cousin Steve.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: We're going to do a joke. Then we'll do a transition.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: We'll fade over to a story about your dad. Any
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: stories about your mom, anything about your mom, anything you
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: want to share about your mom.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: He's a beautiful lady and.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Her Okay, all right, well, then here you go.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: What is the pope and Jeans Stallings have in common
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: the pope.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And do you think Lorraina knows who Gene Stallings is? Right,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Kop doesn't even know who Jeene Stallings is. Eh, yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the old football coach back in the day. All right,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: did you give the punchline? Did I not listen to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the punchline? Did you give the punch line? Up?
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: They're both ex cardinals who know nothing about football.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Do you have any jokes that aren't forty years old? No?
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: I got a I got a funny story to tell
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: you about my dad, who has some.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I will I will promise you it's not funny.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: We'll see. Okay, here it is. My dad took me
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: to the bank, right, and he said to the teller,
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: I want.
• 32:03
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• 32:04
  Speaker 6: I want to give my son Eric a gift. So
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: there was a bond to the left that I was
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: looking at the bond, and you know my dad did
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: what's that? He shook his head. No, oh, that isn't funny.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Can you can you? Can you go on hiatus for
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: another month? Can we can you leave for like another
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: month or two and then call back? How about that? Yes?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: No, definitely not. And I'm doing good over here. On
• 32:30
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• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta I gotta go, thank you, Okay, Yes,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Scrooge rights and says it will be nice Scrooges in
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Northern California. He hides behind his smartphone, does not have
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the brass balls to call the show. He says, it'll
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: be nice listening to the same seven callers tonight. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: need to recover from all the trauma I heard from
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: yesterday's show. Can we get him a miniature horse, like
• 33:00
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• 33:04
  Speaker 1: And all that Terry in England, says Keg drinking Steve
• 33:08
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• 33:23
  Speaker 1: That'd be Terry in England. That said that, and there
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: is a surprise in the early polling, and it is
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: a bit of a surprise in fact, it's right now,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: it's tied up. We are very early. We have a
• 33:35
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• 33:37
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• 33:40
  Speaker 1: But it's early on and I am genuinely surprised that
• 33:43
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• 33:53
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• 33:56
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• 34:24
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  Speaker 1: the lowest in the live ball era, breaking my previous record. Again,
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  Speaker 1: pirates A's Paul Skins, who spent some time in the
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  Speaker 1: Air Force at the Air Force Academy there, has a
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  Speaker 1: one point nine to seven earn run average in his
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  Speaker 1: first forty four career starts that is the lowest in
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  Speaker 1: the live ball era, breaking my record. Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: the who am I game in a minute. But we tease.
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  Speaker 1: You have to please when you tease. So the hottest
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  Speaker 1: sports collectible of twenty twenty five, that would be the
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  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars Happy Gilmore Putter. Yeah, Callaway's five hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars Happy Gilmore Putter. This is a partnership deal as
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  Speaker 1: the new Happy Gilmore coming out on Netflix and this
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  Speaker 1: thing blowing up, blowing up, I believe, I guess I'm Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I think they drop it. The New Happy Gilmore movie
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  Speaker 1: and Adam Silver and all that. They in an effort
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  Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety six, and these things are all gone.
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  Speaker 1: And the hottest item you can get now, how do
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  Speaker 1: I notice? The hottest item you get? The secondary market,
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  Speaker 1: the resale market of the limited edition hockey stick putter booming.
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  Speaker 1: It sold out and on the secondary market they sold
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  Speaker 1: this online also, I guess like Dick's Sporting Goods places
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  Speaker 1: like that, you could get it. Give me a little
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  Speaker 1: taste of that day. Lasted forty eight hours, forty eight hours,
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  Speaker 1: and on the resale market, this thing, I'm blowing up listings.
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  Speaker 1: As of a few hours ago. Most of the listings
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  Speaker 1: were added around one thousand dollars. There was one listed
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  Speaker 1: for three thousand dollars shortly after these things became available.
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  Speaker 1: So that is it. Everyone wants their hands on that
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  Speaker 1: nice putter, Putt putt. I didn't notice though the putter
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  Speaker 1: no Boston Bruin logo on it, because I guess they
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  Speaker 1: did not get a deal with the NHL. But it's
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  Speaker 1: got the Bruins colors, but it does not have the logo.
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  Speaker 1: is the who am I? Game? Pirates as Paul Skeens
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  Speaker 1: has a one point nine to seven earn run average
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  Speaker 1: in his first forty four career starts. That is the
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  Speaker 1: lowest and the Live Ball era breaking my previous record.
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  Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. What is the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Eugene in Chicago said Trey Hendrickson. That is incorrect. Benny
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  Speaker 1: the Bopper guest by malaprop Guy, I have look a
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  Speaker 1: little weird in that photo, though I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: My arms a little sideways on that. Kelly Tripuka from
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  Speaker 1: the Great Stevie Meatballs, who also disappointed me. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you not enter Stevie Meatballs legend on the show Malapalooza
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  Speaker 1: didn't enter Bill Cosby Guests by Alf Wow Kay Drinking
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  Speaker 1: Steve from ferg Dog, Nick the Wendy's Guy's going with
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  Speaker 1: Steve Rogers as his answer. Don Lemon from mister nice
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  Speaker 1: guy Selena Gomez, who's thirty three today. Lorena, what say
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  Speaker 1: you learn Maverick Ben Maverick, not a Dallas Maverick, just
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  Speaker 1: a Maverick Maverick. All right, he corrects it. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: Vita blue, vit up blue. You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: Vita blue. That's a flower. It's also a pitcher.