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Jy's encounter with a SNAKE! #2 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

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  SPEAKER_03: This episode is brought to you by ecstasy.company.
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  SPEAKER_03: A little more on that later on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's get on to it with the show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume, and put your feet up.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Here comes your shout with Jai and Braden.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to episode two of Your Shout.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Jai.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm Braden.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: And this is your shout with Jai and Brady, mate.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: Episode two, how good.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fucking awesome, eh?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, I'm gonna be honest with you.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: The response after the first episode was not expecting that.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, it was fuck.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was pretty good.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking about it the other day.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, is it gonna be good?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: And everyone's like, give me like this super like pretty good response to it.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, right, I mean that's good news.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't realise it was that good, but yeah.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I I stumbled a bit, and you know, I was a bit nervous, so I wasn't, I didn't think it was that good, but fuck it.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's good to hear that everyone actually really enjoyed it.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, mate, they just want to hear back to a chill back episode.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: So for the people that um haven't known or don't know, um, we're gonna be posting every second Tuesday.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: So um it gives us time for me to edit it and it with um Braden's work schedule just works out perfectly.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe in the future we might do weekly, but at this point we're just gonna do it a spring.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll have to every second Tuesday.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, let's get straight into it.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: You have made the Instagram page for this podcast.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm running the uh social media page, boys and girls.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: So the uh page is called Let me bring it up right here, very unorganized.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_03: I am um it is called Your Shout Podcast with no spaces, no capitals on Instagram.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um go give it a look, go give it a look.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's got the uh Spotify URL on it so you can look at the uh Spotify podcast.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so this was which brings us to our next thing, really.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: This is posted on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um when I should I should have put that on too, I forgot.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: I tricked Braden because I didn't want him to know.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: So I was telling Braden throughout the thing for people who didn't know.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say it was gonna be posted on Thursday, but I always knew I was gonna post it on Tuesday.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: But I want I didn't want to let Braden know, but I wanted to shock him, so I just texted Braden going, hey mate, just to let you know, um it's been posted.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, what?
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  SPEAKER_03: No way.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then I listened to I was like, this is crazy.
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  SPEAKER_03: No way, it's just come out.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's so good.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: All right, mate.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's talk about Mother's Day yesterday.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: Well, for us recording right now, Mother's Day was yesterday.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um, how was your mother's day?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, it was pretty good.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, um hung out with the um Mrs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Parents.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, partners' parents, yeah.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: So it was a pretty good day, you know.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's nice.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty good day.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: What did you have, lunch or dinner?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, no, we did uh uh we stayed there from like 10 till like six.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: The weather wasn't the best.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we've been having crap weather here.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, weather wasn't the best, it was cold as too.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: It was yeah, you know, I just had a little Barbie, but I know a Barbie.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was a good cookup on a Barbie, yeah.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Uh my mother's day was alright.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Took mum out to um old Redcliffe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um went out for lunch there, was quite nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh had a couple of schooners.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: We love a good blowing of frothies off a schooner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um and then I spent the last late afternoon with uh Kate's um mum.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So my girlfriend Kate's.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: So that was quite nice and for the night.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, uh, mate, I want to talk about this.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: This story I've got written down here.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I was I I don't know why I thought of this story because this happened quite a few years ago now, but I was just thinking about it the other day and I'm like, I'm gonna write this down because this is brilliant.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: So um, one of our family friends they owned um a house at Morton Island, so we used to go there a lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love Morton.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Morton Island.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: Love Morton.
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  SPEAKER_00: For the people that don't know Morton Island, it's just off Redcliffe.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: Um, you're literally on your own, you're on the island.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing else around you but the island.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and of course it's bush, so you know we live in Australia, we live in Queensland, there's gonna be snakes.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, 100%.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: Now, I'll never forget this one story particular.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were inside the house, and it was the parents were outside on the veranda, and us kids, I think there was about five of us kids.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um I say kids, but I was still a teenager, um, us in the um living room watching a movie.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: Now, in the living room watching the movie was an L-shaped couch.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, I was sitting on the end and I was right next to the speakers that were just like a stand-on speaker, you know, the ones they just stand on the ground and you know, they like your bass or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: The subwoolfers or whatever they're called.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I will never forget it was dark because you're watching a movie, you turn the lights off to watch the movie, and I just caught something in the corner of my eye, and I looked, and there is a massive fuck off-size python wrapped around this speaker, and his neck is harched up and he's looking right at us.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, when a snake has got like their body arched and they're just staring right into your soul.
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  SPEAKER_00: So here we are, I'm sitting like where you are and I, sitting this close to this person.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: No way, and he's just looking at me, and I jump, and because everyone noticed I jumped, they're like, What are you looking at?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: And then they've looked over and seen one of these girls just screams the thing.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like, to be honest, I As you probably would you wouldn't expect a snake to be inside the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: The parents come running in, and you know, one of them, God bless him, he grabbed the snake and he unwind the snake because pythons, they are harmless, they can bite, but they are harmless.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: And we found the closest thing we got, and that was like one of those big plastic black bins.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we chucked it in there, chucked the lid on there, and we chucked it in.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: What they've got over there is an old Nissan Patrol, and they used that for the beach car.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: So we chucked it in the back, and I've hopped in the back, and all us guys have got in, all the parents too.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Kids were staying home, the mum stayed home.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was me and three other adults, and they said, We're gonna drive to the top of Morton Island and we'll let it out there, so it's just, you know, nowhere near home, because you know, there's dogs, there's kids, you know, you better do the right thing.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: So we're driving around, it probably we get on the beach, we get up there, and probably it's probably taking us 15 minutes to get there.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: Now we get out of the car, we get open the bin, and I've we've tipped it on its side to tip it out, and then I've noticed that there is no snake in this bin.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking that and I said to the adult, I said, There's no snake in this bin, and one of them went, Oh bullshit, what do you mean there's no snake?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: And I went, There's no snake in this bin, and we've looked, and then it just dawned on us hang on a minute, where is the snake gone?
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: From A to B, something has happened to the snake in this bin.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: Now, obviously, mind you, when we're on the tracks through Morton Island and getting on the beach at dark time, there's no streetlights, so it's pitch black.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_00: So I was the thing that rode me was I was on the back seat with this, so I didn't see anything or hear anything, and then it dawned on us, it's probably in the car.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: So there we are, we get our phone torches and we got all these torches, and we're looking underneath this thing.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: We're trying to find, I'm looking underneath the car to see if it's wrapped under, looking under the seats, nothing has found.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we thought, okay, hang on a minute, hang on.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: We put it straight in the car, we hopped in the car.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: So when we put it in the car, the snake was in the bin.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: Now, one of two things could have happened, we thought.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_00: One, when we put it in the car, instantly it got out without us knowing, or two, along the way, it got out, and when we're driving, it just fleeed the scene.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: But I didn't hear anything.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: The lid was still on the bin, so the lid didn't fall off.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Something weird happened, and we came to the realization like, right, the mums are home, the kids are home.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: We can't go back saying that we couldn't find the snake, it's disappeared.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Because that's gonna send him in a whole other freak show.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_00: So we made the call that and made this little pack saying when we get back there, we say we released it and it's all good.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: To this day, this I reckon it was about seven years ago this story.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, to this day, I s we still do not know what happened to that snake.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy, mate.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: That to that blow my mind.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: Do they know now, obviously?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: What happened to it?
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, did they know what happened to it?
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_00: So they do now.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so the parents and the kids knew after a while, but yeah, at that time, when we got back to the house, we were still kind of like looking without them knowing we were looking.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, none of us, we don't even know what.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: I started to think, did I dream?
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: Did we dream that?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: And then I was thinking that too.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_03: It was like, you sure you guys were like troping?
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, it actually happened because we all remember, and we just something happened from A to B on the travel, and how it got out of the bin without us hearing it, you know.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: Normally there's a sign like the lid would have been off the bin, but the lid was still on the bin when we I got it out the back, and then yeah, it just gone.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: And it's not it's a python, you they're massive, so you can't really not miss a python.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's not like a little baby snake, so yeah, no.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_03: Are you are you alright with snakes?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I guess so.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they're friendly, yeah.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't touch one that's you know been living in the wild for ages.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but are you more afraid of snakes or spiders?
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: What do you reckon you're more spiders?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: They're pretty fast, eh?
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you try to catch it and the camera will just blitz off, or like you're like you're slowly catching and it just blitz off to you, and you're like, dude, what the heck?
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: You jump up and everything.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's that's me with like spiders.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you see those huntsmen's and all that.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I remember Huntsman in the city.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: Hun can go so big too.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: For the people that don't live in Australia, huntsmen are the most harmless spiders we've got, but are the most scary looking they can get up to dinner size plates and they're hairy, so that doesn't make them worse.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: And I'll never forget this.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: We're in the kitchen, dad and I, and you could just hear mum scream.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, and we come running in there, it goes up my leg, I've kicked it off, and yeah.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: She's come in, okay.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: So let me read up the story now.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_00: So she's screamed, coming into us saying there's a spider in the en suite.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_00: We've closed the door in the en suite, and there it is on the door, and it's massive.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_00: So dad and I try and kill this thing.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: Dad's missed.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how he's missed.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's come, jumped on the ground, landed on my leg.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: I've kicked it like Christian Renardo style.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: The spider went flying into the walk-in wardrobe and then disappeared.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: And then we the problem was we couldn't find it.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: So then once again, another pack where dad and I had to come to the call where we're like, we won't tell mum that we couldn't find it.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: We just said we killed it.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: And I grabbed some toilet paper and it looked like I was holding it in my hand.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: And yeah, but then dad got the spray and sprayed it when like got a bomb.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know those bombs you can get that bomb the house.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: When mum left to work, dad let off one of those bombs, I'm pretty sure, and yeah, got rid of it.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there was a big thing.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_00: And then we found it dead um about I think the next day.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_00: So it was we found it, but yeah, one of those things where you just got to do a little white lies in life.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just little ones.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_00: Uh mate, you you you've brought this up, and I haven't heard about this.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: These new P Plater rules.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's oh, I've just been told this new P platter rule.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: P so for the people that don't know, P platers over in Australia, we when you you do your learners for about a year.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: So you're on your L plates for a learner, so you're gonna have an adult who's like um with you and fully licensed.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: Then you go on to your red peas, you do the test and you're on your red piece, but you can drive by yourself, but you've got a red pee on there.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now, when we were doing it, well, you're still on your green pee, but I'm on my opens now.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: When I did my red peas, so you did your learners for a year, you're on your red peas for one year, and you're on your green peace for two, and then you're on your opens.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: But now you're saying old Prime Minister Albo, he's changed the rules.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that's what I um I was looking at the other day, and I'm trying to bring it up.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it was saying something like the red P plat is it's going for another year.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: And the time's also been it's gone earlier in the morning to not drive and later overnight, I'm pretty sure.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: Capping it.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: So like you're not supposed to be uh driving if it's with someone, I can't remember, or it's just yourself.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um but yeah, they've just changed the rules.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, like it's a good good thing to do because yeah, we do have some pretty hectic drivers over here, but um Yeah, we do have some.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: I can see why they've done it and all that, but I do under I do at the end of the day, does a red P plate change how you drive?
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I guess the rules are changed because obviously if you're on your red Ps, there's some restrictions you can't have people in your car after a certain time and all that.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_00: Which I think if they're stopping you from driving with someone and all that or something like that, sometimes you've got to go to work and you've got to pick some along the way or something.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly right.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_00: Or you know, they like you can't, like, for example, us, tradies, we get up early in the morning, yeah.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: Or then you've got the people that do the night shift work, so they're leaving at nine o'clock at night to start or ten o'clock.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't know how they can like police that though.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because they can't just book you for when you're doing your actual job.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing more would piss you off than going to work early in the morning, right, and then just getting pulled over side of the road and getting a warning because oh, you're driving too early.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's like work, mate.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be a great way to start the day getting a fine?
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: Just oh yeah, look, uh let us know on Instagram too what your thoughts on it.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: So they're gonna be making it um so five years all up, you're pretty much ready to drive.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, basically, that's what I was reading.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_00: So one year on your learners, then you've got two years on your red and two years on the green, which I I feel sorry for the people that are gonna become drivers because when you're on your opens, as you will eventually find out, Braden, as a person who's on their opens, you are so much free.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you can have you got that obviously never drink and drive.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying that, but you've got that bit of leeway.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, when you've got like when you're on your piece, you can't have one single drop of alcohol in you.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: So um I get why they're doing it, but like what you said, we've got shit drivers over here.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: Some people I reckon need to go back for their driver's license.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: 100%, yeah.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, people that don't know how to merge on the highway.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: Victorian drivers, man.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: I tell you.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you see that Victorian number plate, and you're like, oh yeah, here we go.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not fucking going behind this guy, no way.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'll merge, I'll merge right into the other one.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: You know the funny thing is, is they probably see, they probably hate us too.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: They see our sunshine state real Queensland, the Victorians like, ah, fucking Queensland and bogans, here they come.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: Rocking up in the Holden Commodore.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: What what speaking of that, what do you reckon annoys you most with driving?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_00: The people driving.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: Um mine is people that don't know how to merge on the highway.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: That really does budget.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: What starts all that traffic too?
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just get get up to speed.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: It should be the side of the highway.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know what pissed me off like fucking um like when it's that time of like afternoon where it's you know it's dark, but like the sun may be a little bit out, but when you look in your mirrors, everyone's still like hard to see in a sense, unless they've got their lights on.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh I hate those people that think they're just so cool they can have their lights off till fucking 6 pm or whatever.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's like I can't see.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: If I hit you, it's your fault.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it pisses me on.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: And then you go behind them, you flash them, they pull up the root finger like, yeah, what are you doing?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, don't put the bird up on me, bro.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to get you to put your lights on.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what gets me is when they're um not when they're um when they don't put their lights on when they're in the rain.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you do realize you're still meant to have your lights on when it's raining.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: And like if it's tredential rain, it's harder to see than in the middle of the night.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: Because you've got like your wipers going.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that brings me to next thing.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: People out there with full of drives, okay, and truck drivers, turn your high beams off, okay.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: I must apologize, I can be one of those people, and I'll never forget this.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_00: When I first got my um car, it had spotties on there, and there's a switch where you can turn them off or on if you want.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: So you can turn it off if you turn your high beams on, they're just normal car high beams, or you flick a switch and then the um spotties.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Because they're not allowed to go on with your high beams, yeah.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: Now, when I first got the car, I was driving through the day and I was driving with um, I think it was on my yeah, I was with dad and all that.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think, yeah, I must have been with dad, and people kept flashing me.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, they're warning me about speeding, you know, because that's what you do if you see a speeding person doing speeding, you've warned the other person with a flash.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: Probably was I drove for about half an hour, people flashing me.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the F is going on?
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: I've come to realise I've pulled up and then I've looked.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my high beams were on.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: So I was driving for half an hour, blinding all these people.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: It was in the middle of the day, so I couldn't tell.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I'm still blinding everyone.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I want to apologise to all those people that are blinded.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a nice feeling when you get blinded by um, especially for people like you that are in a smaller cars, you can get that in your rear view mirror and it reflects off.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_03: So fucking annoying.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: My rear view mirror is like broken too.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I like one day some guy What do you mean it's broken?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_00: Are you just looking behind your shoulder checking yourself?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's it's on there, but there was this one day this guy, obviously, the new cars, the lights are just fucking ridiculous, man.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: Those LED, they are bright.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: I flash them and then they flash me their high beams.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you're hot you don't have your high beams on.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_00: You have to that's your normal lights.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: And like, yeah, just beams were onto the rear view mirror, and I went to frickin' there's a little notch on it where you can like face.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, face down.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I went to do that, and the whole fucking thing just like almost like half of it just fell off.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_03: I was like shit.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: And like I've got like this other little rear view mirror thing that attaches to my rear view mirror for when I reverse, like it's like reverse camera.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: And now that thing just flies off, like it just swings everywhere, so I've got it tucked under me little visor and everything.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: But I hate it too, dude.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's so on.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta like change all your mirrors so you don't get blinded.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_03: Ridiculous.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: There's gotta be surely there's some restriction to the amount of light that can be uh I I think there is a rule.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's actually illegal for us to have our spotties on.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure that is a rule.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure they can't restrict how many lights on there because they don't know if you work out west.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: And now, you know, if you work out back, you know, there's no lights at there and you need to.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, like just normal drive-in lights, like your normal uh DRLs.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: Or like those the new LED lights, they're ridiculously bright.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like they're good, because you know, good bright lights, but for the other drivers that are coming your way, that you just blind them and they're yeah, pretty insane to be honest.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_00: But there, you like what we said.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let us know on Instagram about the new P platter rules what you think on that.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, do you think it's a good thing because it gives the um people to drive and learn better?
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: But I at the end of the day, do the P platters, does the P plate really ever change how you drive?
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because I don't think so.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: People just what annoys me is us young ones when someone goes, I'm such a good driver.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, you're not.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: You're not a good driver until you've got experience, like at least 20 years.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_00: And even then, some people have been driving for like 30 years and they still don't know how drive.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Even I drive pretty shit, you know.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'll even accept that.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a shit driver.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's that takes a man to say that.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty shit sometimes.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: I will admit.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_03: There's days.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you've got we all got those days.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: I stalled the other day.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and I was embarrassed.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, whoa, that was something that I haven't done in a while.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: When you stall, you're like, oh shit.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_00: Bunny hopped the thing.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, mate, you've got something written down here.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um, darts.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: You got a story about darts?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: Now, um are you talking about like the dart or like throwing darts?
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not talking about the daries, no.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm talking about the uh sport darts.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I love a good game of darts.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I love them too.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: And I haven't played darts in so long, and my partner's mum just bought bought like a board and a couple and um bull over one night, just having a drink and a feed and poured it out, giving a go.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, man, this game was in like I thought this game was pretty intense.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: It was pretty good, like it was awesome, like so much fun.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: I've never had so much fun on darts before.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was just wanted to talk about because like you don't see it at pubs anymore.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: It used to be at pubs a lot of days in the air.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: I swear they used to be at pubs.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_00: Or was I think so they were at pubs?
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_00: They're apparently they were at pubs all the time.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: You know what it is?
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's probably because they're too dangerous.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_00: They're shit.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, bloody the full the full moon down the road.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_03: I I heard a story about some people just breaking bloody pool cues.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's why they had to bring it out, like to stop it.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh table.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's like people have no respect for things, and then when people get drunk and a bit tipsy, it's not a good thing.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they ruin it for everyone else.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: People just can't handle their liquor, you know.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's alright to have fun in games, but don't ruin it for everyone else.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: Because when you go to a pub, it's good to play a game of Darks, but it's not gonna be fun.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_03: Like, oh like we're playing through what is it, 301 or something?
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yep, 301, yeah.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would that was fun.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and then we did teams of two, so it was of partners.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: That was everyone was like, Yeah, so Nami, my partner, got it for us.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_03: She absolutely got it, she did not care, she was just throwing it, and then all of a sudden it just hit the the double four.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Brayden, this is a podcast week, you know, Braden.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: You could just say you won it, okay?
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: We can I can edit it to make sense.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta give her the praise because I was trying for so long, and it was yeah, it was crap, but oh man, it was so because everyone was on that last bit and everyone had to get like the crappiest numbers.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: What I noticed when I played darts is when you play 301 and you're on like the last number, so you gotta get like an eight, you're on eight, and you gotta get eight.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's always then when you hit the big numbers and you go bust.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: But the worst thing is you have like traditionally you have to end on a double, so you have to end on the middle slot.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't play that role because I'm not pro and I'll be there all night trying to do that.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I just hit an eight.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: I reckon almost an hour trying to hit that double.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you guys did double.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we did the double, and we were like just it was just like four rows, because I wrote on a piece of paper of everyone's numbers, and it was just like four rows of just like the same number, man.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: It was crazy.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: It was it was fun though, it was so much fun.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like you throw it and you're like, oh fuck.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: I I I do you reckon you're rather dance or pull?
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: See, I'd rather dance.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, darts is like fun, and pull is like irritating almost sometimes.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you can't get it in, it's like or you hit it and like it bounces off and then the white ball goes in and you're like, how did that even how did that even happen?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: The most embarrassing thing is too hidden the the what do you call it, the um the white ball.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hidden it too hard and it fucking jumps over the pool and it and you're and you're at the you're at the pub and you all you hear is just bang, bang, bang.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's like everyone's like, oh shit.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: And then you're like, oh shit, sorry, dude.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um I I probably prefer darts probably the more than pool, probably because I am better at darts than pull, but one of my best mates, shout out to him, Oscar, he is and all that, one of our good mates of his, he is brilliant at pull, yeah, and he is good, and I hate playing with him because I think to myself, is this gonna be the time I'm gonna win?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: And he just gets and he's one of those people that can just aim, and you know when those people can just aim and they can get the right curve on the ball and it hits and all that.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't need any of that bull crap.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: Just I say hit it and away it goes and just hope for the best.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: I I think I'm a bit of both.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'll I'll I'll like them equally, I think.
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• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: Now, mate, I want to talk about this.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_00: This is interesting and this is crazy.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: New NRL news.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this, I don't know how it's going to last.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: I like hope it does, but for the people that don't know, um, they're bringing in a Perth of a Perth NRL team.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Perth Bears, they're going to be called.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I think of next year or 2027, was it?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: 2027.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: So they've got like a year to get everything done.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now, for the people, obviously, I'm a massive Ale fan, AFL fan, um, which over in Perth, they are more AFL.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, for Sardis, we've got two teams over in Perth and AFL.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: We've got the West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: From what I've heard, they love that AFL and cricket.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: You don't hear much about NRL.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: Now, obviously, they're making a team, so people watch that, but uh is it gonna is it big over there?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, are the people do the people wanna watch it?
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: I was sawing to uh with the uh partner's uh dad, and he said apparently they've got a couple hundred people that play or some they've got teams over there and they might actually go through with it, like they might actually have a solid team um and whatnot.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I think I yeah, I don't know.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe they might use the AFL stadiums for a little bit, or um the NRL might do something with them to give them a handout, starting out a new team, yeah, in a sense, but I don't know how it's gonna work out because it's just interesting to think that like we were talking the other day actually, we went to your sort of magic night and we were talking about Cape Perth place.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: Team, yeah, team, and then all of a sudden it's just come out, and you're like, I don't know how it's gonna play out because it's so far to get players to come out that far too if they want to contract you to live out there would be it's it's one of those things like an AFL, like one if we if for example, like the Brisbane Lions, if they got a flight of Perth, it's a long travel, you know, it's a five and a half hour flight from here to Perth.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: So for the players, it's a long flight, and it's always like you know, if it's always harder for them, but I always do find it funny because the Perth teams, most of the stadiums are on this side of Australia, yeah.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_00: So they've always got to travel, and I do feel sorry for them because that must be such an annoying thing to do.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, obviously, you know, if you live in Perth, let us know.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: You know, are there people out there that you know obviously the people that watch um NRL, you know, they I'm we're not saying there's not, but is there more AFL fans than NRL fans over there?
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_00: And they're like, are people did the people even want this?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like they're are they like oh there was a thing that this um this lady was in tears because she was so happy the fact that they were bringing the Bears team, they'll they'll praying for it, they'll want to get it bad.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: But so I that's what makes me think maybe it's gonna be cool, like it'll be like a a new Perth type thing, or bring Perth to like a new perspective, bring Perth on the map and a real wise.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't know, it'd be kind of cool to see how the team plays out when it when it uh comes in if it might play how the Dolphins play, because the Dolphins played pretty good when they first came out.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they did actually, and yeah, so it's it's cause I've always wondered because you know there's like a couple of like obviously you're getting like the um the new Tasmanian Devils for the AFL um coming out uh next year, I think in 2020.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think no, it's 2028, they're coming into the thing, um, which I know a lot of Tasmanians are happy and not happy about because um Tasmania Tasmanians love AFL, but they were supporting other two teams that were in Melbourne, but they quit counted them as their um their team, and even they would fly down and play home grounds and Tazzy and all that.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh um but then they came out saying they need a new stadium, and the people are like, well, we didn't ask this.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_00: We were happy just supporting them, but a lot of them are happy because obviously they're gonna have a team to dedicate to.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_00: No Darwin teams in AFL, no Darwin teams in NRL.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: Do you reckon they ever because obviously you've got the Cowboys and NRL for the Yep.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think they should have one in um from Northern Territory, definitely.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they've got the Northern Territory for the Cowboys, but do you reckon they're ever gonna do one for like Northern Territory?
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, they're Queensland.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: They're Queensland.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh idiot means that's the case.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, so AFL's big in uh Northern Territory.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_00: Um I know I didn't I you told me this the other day, and I never knew that.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: My partner and her family, they they've been living out that way and Catherine around Darwin and whatnot for years before they came here.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um and yeah, they were saying yeah, it's big there.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's I would never have thought I would have thought I would have bet money that being in the Northern Territory and being like in that part of Australia it would have been NRL.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think they should bring it on though with uh Northern Territory on the map as well.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, is there one for South Australia or South Australia?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: But well, of course there is.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_00: There's um you've got most well, there's ten Melbourne teams in AFL, and then you've got Adela you've got two Adelaide teams, yeah, then you've got two Sydney teams, you've got two Queensland teams, and you've got um two Perth teams.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_00: But that's what I'm saying.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: Is they gonna you might as well just bring Northern Territory onto it, wouldn't you?
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and that's what I'm thinking.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like NRL don't even have Northern Territory, like AFL don't, so surely are they gonna like bring like a Northern Territory into one of the sports?
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: Like they might have to, I think.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be pretty cool to see all states play.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: All states play.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: But like this is the thing, right?
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: When it comes to origin, like who's gonna be who?
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Like I think Queensland, like especially oh yeah, I don't know.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be pretty cool when it comes to origin though too, seeing on what with like Perth now coming into perspective, like seeing who on Perth's gonna be playing, and like what for, like it would be controversial in a sense.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, we'll leave it with you guys once again.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_00: Let us know on Instagram what are your thoughts on that.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: But enough sport talk, mate, and I w I haven't written this down, but I wanna I want to bring it up to you.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know those drunk thoughts we get?
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you get you get a thought and you're drunk and you're like, oh, plenty.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_00: Plenty of those.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: You've had it plenty of drunk thoughts.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: I thought about this the other night, and I thought to myself, how and I just brought it up today with my bosses actually.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: How is it that your brain can remember that you forgot something, but your brain can't remember what you forgot?
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is like one of those things, also like when you're like really high and you ask something like that, and everyone's like there sitting for hours, like oh just like one of those questions.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how you'd answer that.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Like the brain is so cool though, in a sense.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Like, um, you know, I'm someone that watches house a lot on Netflix.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: Really intrigued about that type of stuff.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: I've never seen is it good?
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, you gotta watch it, it's awesome.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: This the you know, the guy's an addict to Vicodin, you know, it's pretty awesome.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, not the fact that he's addicted to Vicadin, but um he he he does it really, he does it really good, like it's awesome, it's got an Australian in it, you know, so that's all that really matters.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, yeah, um but like what you're saying, yeah.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_00: So think about like so your brain will remember that you forgot something, but you then gotta try and remember what you forgot, and you're like, I don't remember what what it is.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: So it's like it's like your brain has got a notification, it's like, hey, you've forgotten something.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: Your brain's pretty much a prick because it's teasing you that you forgot something, but it's not letting you know what you forgot.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: You're just like, thanks a lot, brain.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: Now I've got to try and think back, what did I forget?
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: And it's always when you're laying in bed, you're laying there and go, Oh, that's what I'll do.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's like when you forget someone's name and you're laying in bed and you're like, oh, Jesse, that was her name.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's where I put the bolt.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh crap, did I forget to look up the house?
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I've gone on my way to work many times.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, not this, not the job I've got now, but like many times where I'm like, oh shit, did I lock up the house?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck, fuck, fuck up.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: And you've got to turn back just.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: I have to turn, I can't tell if I did or not.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: You go back and it's like, fuck, the cump was locked.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Shit.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm gonna be an hour late.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I I remember that because when I was younger, we had a break-in.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and they actually um they stole our dirt bikes, and it was a planned break-in and all that.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and that made me really cautious of like locking doors.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm so cautious, even to this day of locking doors, and I'll never forget this when I was coming back, like I was in high school, and I used to ride my bike to the train station, then catch a train, then walk.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: So I was riding my bike to the train station.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: I got halfway, and I just had this bad gut feeling that I left the garage door open because I came for the garage door.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm like, I've gonna have to turn back.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: I can't live my life like thinking, have I just left this open?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: And you drive, you ride all the way back, and yep, no, it's closed.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_00: And you just think, oh, why does my brain do that to me?
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_00: Why does your brain like to make those thoughts in your head going, Hey, did you lock it?
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, knowing that you locked it, your brain knows you locked it, but then it tricks you going, Hey, did you even lock it?
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want you gonna turn back now?
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's playing games in the world.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, no, I I 100% agree with you that with um locking doors.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: I know how you feel.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's so good.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: Even the same as a car door, I will I press up my lock button a thousand and one times.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: And well, I don't care at the um we've got a yard, obviously, where I work.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll just leave my car unlocked even when I'm on call.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like, because obviously it's gated up, but like Oh, if it's at a gate up, I think it's fine.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so bad now with my car, like I'll go out and it'll just be like ordinary, like, I'll just shut the door and just start walking off.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Braden, you're killing me.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way you do that.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: There'll be times when I'm doing this, and then my my partner might even be like, You're gonna lock the door?
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_03: And then or there's times when like I'll actually remember being like, Oh, I'll lock the door.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'll like shut the door and be like, Oh, it needs to be locked.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: So and Brayden's number plate is it's already been broken in before, you know.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: And you would have thought you would have learned after your last time.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_03: It was it was locked last time.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: It was locked either way, you know what I mean?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: They're just gonna go in, but oh my.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: You live and you learn, don't you?
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, you should be.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, clearly not, you're supposed to.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_00: We we we live and we learn, and Braden, he's gonna slowly learn to lock his car door.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, anyway, mate, you've got another one reading down.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_00: You've got a few sentinels, you've got a lot of stuff.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm proud of you because I thought to myself, Braden's not gonna do any prep.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_00: And he's come in and he goes, Jai, and I'm like, holy shit.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_00: I've got some stuff.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't had a very interesting week, obviously, but on my days off, you know, like it's a lot of chilling back.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, I don't really have the type of car to go out to the beach or whatnot, but yeah, it still hasn't been.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_03: I reckon we could try it.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'll just go.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon if I attach a rope to your car and I pull you free.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you might pick up some sand along the way, but I reckon we can just get you free.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: And while we're at we'll just leave her on the beach.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_00: You don't care, you decide, we'll leave it on the beach and while we're there, we'll leave it unlocked for everyone.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: We might as well.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's gonna turn to shit.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_03: But um, yeah, no, I was just sitting there and we, you know, a couple things happen.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, yeah, you know, we'll but yeah, I've got I've got one about the uh pub on Saturday.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Went out for a little bit.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: I love a good pub.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, dude.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know if anyone's uh on on the podcast been to um North Lakes, but North Lakes has this uh cool looking sports club.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: The industrial area.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the that's what you would call it.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the industrial area.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, um, and it's really cool looking.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: Go in, it's like an RSL, like oh, it's schmick.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's nice and slick.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_03: And um going in, obviously, you gotta show them the ID, you know, feeling pretty young, awesome.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: And then um go to sit down, order some like the worst part was we go there on the time we're supposed to go there.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_03: And oh there's people still at your table.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be like 10-15 minutes.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I hate that.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: And I was with I was like with my partner's parents because obviously it was for her mum's like dinner, obviously Mother's Day dinner the night before.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: And uh we're with like her sister, her sister's boyfriend, and then my partner.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I was in my head, I was like, You gotta be kidding me.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: How fucking annoying.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you wanna get surely you get a table squared away 15 to like 10 minutes.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_00: If I've booked it at seven o'clock, I want to be there, I want it ready at quarter to seven.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly right, because some people might actually want to get there a little bit earlier.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, might the traffic's not that bad.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: And so we go down, we sit like I think it was like maybe five past seven, ten past seven, let's say.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: So when did you book it for?
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so her dad booked it for I think it was quarter to six, quarter to seven.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_03: Quarter to seven to seven.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_03: Quarter to seven, seven o'clock ish.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it should have been ready around that time.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: But um, or at least five to ten minutes prior.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: Just go sit down and then we ordered our appetizers, like the entree first, because who doesn't?
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_03: We've got some calamone, some fucking garlic bread.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, stop it.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Man, took just over an hour to get it.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the food!
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I get I would have walked out.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_03: I hate that and do you know what's the worst?
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: Her dad found out too that his people were sitting next to us, they came after us, and they still they got their entrees before, and her dad was fuming.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_03: Just trying to hide it all in, and he's like, that's really set me off.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: That really I there's nothing worse than sitting at a restaurant, you're waiting for your you're hungry.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_00: You're hungry.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: I was actually getting like hangry, bro.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you get hanging on.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't eat much because I was like, you know, I'm gonna have a good feed, like I'm gonna get some real nice.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I waited fucking hour just for six pieces of fucking calamari.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding me?
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then it was like me, I think after we finished entrees, it was like 15 minutes after that.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: It was the mains, and then yeah, the it was like skin on the gravy.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_03: Like I guarantee they probably put out better food, but like it might have just been that one night.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_03: But fuck man, it was like just it really ticked me off because like I've I've worked in hospitality.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_03: I know what you're and like my my my dad and my sister, they're they're big in the hospital business too, and like it just shouldn't be like that, eh?
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's definitely not.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like I know it gets busy, but that's what you're you're there like if you're working that career, that's what you get trained to do.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like, and even if you know you're working at a big place, you don't put out entrees an hour later.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's just like crap.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like half an hour later is like okay.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't mind that.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_03: But getting to an hour, that's that's yeah, that's that's when like someone starts getting real angry because they don't got food in their stomach.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_00: They gotta keep drinking and what annoys me is when you get a QR code and you order yourself some beer and then you wait like half an hour for your beer and you're like, Hell it's it's easier to just go up to the bar and get yourself a drink, but like how long does it take to pour a beer?
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's what I'm saying.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like when you get full service tables and you get the order of the drinks and it takes, yeah, same thing.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_00: When they say, Oh, we're table service, I'm thinking, oh great, here we go.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: You then you're gonna wait for that.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_00: You've got to do the awkward look where you're gonna look at the bartender and she looks at you and you're gonna give her the eye look like, yeah, where come over here, I'm ready to order.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or just oh there's no way I could never do that.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: I could never do that.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_03: Little whistle.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: No, I could never, I could never, but it'd just be so funny.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be so rude, but like funny at the same time.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: But I get what you mean.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you you get your beer taken by like you're you go to Arks to get a beer, and the lady comes over, and like you could just imagine, like, it takes so long.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh there's no the head's gone on it.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the head's gone on a beer.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_00: I remember I was at a pub and this lady, God bless her.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_00: This girl, I shouldn't say that, she was a young girl, and she was but she was only must have been 18, you know.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she poured me a beer, and I've never had such a big head in my and she passed it to me, and I had to look at her going, is it alright if you can pour that again?
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, Oh, are you sure?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_00: I went, well, yeah, because like half the beer is head.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not I'm not gonna pay for nine bucks for a schooner when half my beer is just froth.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck, man, let's get on to that.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: The price of a fucking scooey now.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, probably almost 10 bucks just for a schooner.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's 12 bucks for a pint or 13 bucks for a pint.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's hurting us.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: We just we just and it annoys us because it's the one thing that we like to just, you know, we just like to have.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: You want to enjoy.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's a Friday afternoon, you get back home from work, you're just thinking about that beer, and then you think to yourself, that's expensive.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like a beer should be like cheaper than a spirit.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm pretty sure in England, and I'm pr if I remember, they don't have like tax on drinking.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_00: So it's the exchange rate is ridiculous for us to go to England, like it's double the price.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_00: But it's technically cheaper for them to drink because they don't have the tax.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, you don't have to tip in London.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's like here in Brisbane, you know, a lot of places are asking, like, do you want to tip?
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: And I I want to talk about this right now, and I'm not gonna mention the restaurant's name, but I was at this restaurant and I really did not like it because I got tricked.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_00: I opened up and I was paying on my phone because I was on the QR code, yeah, and then I realized, you know, what comes up with pay a tip and all that?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: And you just go, Oh yeah, no tip.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: Mine automatically came up with a 5%, and I've thought it already came up with no tip, so I went straight through going, yep, I've got no tip.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, they made it deliberately on the 5%, and I had to I paid the tip.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, we're not a tipping country over here.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but in England, no, in London, they try, they you can see they try to, yeah.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but no, it's not like it's nice too, like it's a nice gesture, but it I don't it's not like America where it has to be.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_00: I think I think over in Australia, you give someone a tip if you've got like if you've got a bit of leftover cash, like you got a five dollar note and you got a good service from a waitress.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'll give someone a five dollar note, you makes their day or a couple of hundred like a two dollar coin or something.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: Gives me a free SQI.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, give you a tip, yeah.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_03: No way, yeah.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_03: But um, yeah, you know what I mean?
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's I just wanted to mention that as well.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, price of beer go down, please.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Albo, do better.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do some fucking justice for the beat.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_03: Make sure that five percent for the like you know, the first three fucking happens, man.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I got you in.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's why that's why I got you in.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, mate, let's get into it.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we we do at this at the end of our um podcast now where we send out a question on our socials.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, and this week we asked you guys a question to send in your work incident stories or funny things that happen at work, and mate, I want to kick things off.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't my own personal story.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you for sending them in, guys.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, we'll do one each episode at the end of our and each each question, I should say, at the end of each episode.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I want to go first.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_00: This is when I used to work, I'm not gonna mention the name, but I used to work at a pizza joint delivering pizzas.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: And I'll never forget this.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_00: I was training someone.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: So I was probably two years in, and you know, I knew everything, and I was training someone, and when you're training someone delivering, you just they're sitting next to you and they, you know, as you do, they ask for your questions, they ask everything.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like he asked me a question and he said, obviously, because we're at a pizza joint, they've got vegan pizzas.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: So he said to me, he said, as anyone would ask, he says, Oh, how can you tell the difference between a vegan pizza?
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I just said to him as a joke, I just went, I just went, you know, it's the one that looks like shit.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: And we kind of just laughed and all that.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: And we laughed at it, moved on.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't think much of it, and we just carried on.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, he did pretty good, and I let the manager know, saying, Yep, he did really well.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: Fast forward two weeks.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_00: I came back from Adele, and the manager came to me and said, Oh, Joe, I need to talk to you for a sec.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: I went, Oh, right.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: And normally when that happens, I'm thinking I've got a speeding fine.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like on our trackers on our phone, they um are you all right there, Brain?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_03: Adjust the chair the whole episode, and it's just been real awkward.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know why you didn't do that at the start.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_00: I can tell you awkward.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: Are you right there?
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: So we're 40 minutes in and now you decide to fix the chair.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry guys, keep going, keep going.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_00: So, fast forward two weeks, the manager calls me in and I'm thinking, I've done a speeding something or something like that.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: And he goes, Um, do you remember a couple of weeks ago, Jai, when you um trained uh, I'm just gonna say a random name, Billy?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Oh, it was two weeks ago.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking, oh, I yeah, I vaguely remember, yeah, yeah.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_00: He said, Well, we've got a bit of an incident because you told he asked you a question and you said to him and you responded to a question, I'm thinking, right, what was it?
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_00: And he said, Oh, he asked, What do you think of vegan pizza's like?
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I went, Oh, yeah.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I just straight away what I said.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_00: He said, Well, he said that to a customer.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_00: I said, Excuse me, what?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_00: So what he's done is a customer's got these pizzas, and the lady's like obviously ordered a vegan pizza, and the lady said to the guy, because obviously they're in pizza boxes, and she said to the guy, oh, which one's the vegan pizza?
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_00: And this guy said to a customer's face, went, Oh, it's the one that looks like shit.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, big balls on that fellow holding.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking, and obviously, I you can't say that to a customer.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_00: You know that, and obviously she called up and complained.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_00: And then it came to me because then when he asked, I mean, why did he say that?
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, Oh, Joyce said to me this one that looks like shit.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking, look, I said it as a joke, and I said to the um, I said to the manager, we laughed when I said I was a shit.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_00: He went, Oh, yeah, yeah, funny.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't expect him to actually go up to a customer and go, oh, that's the one that looks like shit.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: Surely you're not that, I don't want to be that rude, but like use some common sense in yourself.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: You don't say things like that.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: At least under your breath or something.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: My manager said that out loud.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_00: My manager just went, Joe, I it's funny, okay, but as a manager, I've got to approach this as a serious situation.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_00: So next time, he said to me, next time when you someone asks you a question and you're training them, be serious.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_00: And I went, oh, for God's sake.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's always an ongoing.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_03: Was he like a proper young fella or nah?
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_00: He was probably in his mid-twenties.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_00: And like, you know, and he so he should have known better.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but he just was he obviously wasn't thinking and he just went, oh, the one that looks like shit, and I'm right up.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: Man, you just can't do that, eh?
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, let's get into it, mate.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_00: Let's read some of them.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_00: You've got them on your phone.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: So there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_03: I can't wait.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be good.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: Let's do it.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: So um, thank you guys for sending these in.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, a lot of people want to stay anonymous, I'm guessing.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_00: I've not, yeah, majority of them.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't blame them.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't blame them either.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: Now, this week you've got them all because you got the um you've got the Instagram page.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_03: I think everyone felt bad leaving me out.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_00: So I've got none.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_00: So it's all on you.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_00: So I haven't even heard any of these.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: So let's hear it.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_00: Do you got them there, mate?
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_00: Here's Riley, right?
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Riley responded last week.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: Shout out to you, mate.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: Says one day at work, I was working on a high-rise ceiling house, roughing some cables in.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: I learned a bit I leaned hold on, what?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_03: I leaned a bit too far over the edge of the ladder and it started to tip.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: Tried to save it by leaning the other way, proceeded to lean too far the other way, and well the way he's worded it, and sent myself and the ladder flying down towards the ground and landed flat on my back.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh landing on top of me.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_00: So he's lent, he's leant forward and then he's brought it back, and then he's kept going back.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_03: And he was laying there for solid three minutes debating his life choices.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that is a good one.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is a good one.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: That is a good one.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so we got we got another one here.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_03: Um, from a mate of mine.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know him.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_03: I won't say his name.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, so we'll do that first.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: One he sent me two.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, let's see.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so this is anonymous.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: I had just started my apprenticeship and had never drove with a trailer.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, here we go.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_03: I was doing a dump run one day, and something had full fell off the trailer, so I pulled into a back street.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_03: Once I had it sorted, I drove up the street, but the street was a dead end, so I had to pull a UI.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_03: I was pretty shit at reversing a trailer, then ended up hitting someone's car trying to turn around.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh shit! And from the sound it made, it didn't sound pretty.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_03: In a fit of adrenaline, I ended up driving off without looking at it.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_03: And for the next few weeks, I was pretty worried that I was gonna get a letter in the mail.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_03: Luckily, I didn't.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a solid one, isn't it?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's that's horrible.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, he did a he did a hit and run.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_03: He basically did a hit and run.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's awesome.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, here's another one.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um, anonymous again.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: My first week or so at the job, I had one lesson on how to use a manual tipping trailer.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_03: Another trailer.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_03: Another trailer, yep.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um seemed easy enough, so I thought.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_03: I go into the trip, uh I go into the trip reverse the trailer.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't think it matters so much about being in line with the chocks.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I had everything else sorted and proceed to tip.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: Next minute, my car's handbrake was off and the trailer wasn't in line with the chocks, and the trailer's weight changed and dragged itself into the tip, so some of the kind tip fellas helped me get it all get it all out with a few of the machines.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_03: They told me it happens more often than you would think.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: To this day, I don't know if they were just trying to be nice.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: So what I'm trying to I'm gonna be doing.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: So he's so yeah, so um when he's gone to use the tipping trailer, he's got chocks like chocks, like a thing to put onto your wheels.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's obviously misplaced putting them, they're obviously not square or whatnot.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: And he also hasn't put his handbrake on.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: So when he's gone to use that tip, the car just rolled back with the trailer and the trailer's just fallen into the pit.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's fallen into the pit.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm thinking.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is this the same guy?
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: This is the same trailer.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_03: The same anonymous trailer.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_00: This guy's not good with trailers.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_03: You need I'm gonna have to get him a shirt saying my dad can bloody reverse a trailer.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_00: This guy needs to not stop working with trailers.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like you just you are brown, you need to stop working with trailers.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_00: Bro needs to just walk to the tip with the wheelie bit.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have any more there?
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I do.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yes.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_03: This is this the last one.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_03: This is a good one.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_03: This is oh yeah, this can be the last one.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_03: I got one from my partner, but it's a bit, it's a bit bloody long.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's a bit long.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh well, we'll do it.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_03: You know, show it at your partner.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll do it.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so uh this is um oh what is it, one of my bosses from work.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um, from a previous job.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: Once I worked with a mechanic for a year and didn't know he had a false leg until he misplaced his footing and fell into the pit.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_03: So the pit where you service like trucks and whatnot.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um I raced down to help him and he was okay.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_03: But when he stood up, his leg was missing from below the knees.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: And apparently the boss didn't know, right?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: I asked him later on, I was like, did they know anything about it?
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, the boss nobody knew he had a false leg.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody, even when he cried.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, no, nothing suspicious at all.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: And after that day, they all caught him stumpy as you would.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's that's funny how they didn't know he had a false leg.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_00: So that's interesting.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's freaking yeah.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_00: This one from your girlfriend, do you reckon we have time?
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_00: Is it a very long one?
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's a very long one we won't do this one just yet.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: We'll save it for another one.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_00: We'll save it for another one.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you, mate.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: No, we'll we'll save it for another one.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: All right, we'll save it for another one.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_00: No worries.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_00: Well, there you go, mate.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: Another episode done and dusted.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, man.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you guys for sending them in.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, we'll do another question.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Braden will post it on your shout for another question leading up to it.
• 48:04
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• 48:06
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• 48:12
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• 48:22
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• 48:28
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• 48:29
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• 48:30
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• 48:31
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• 48:33
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• 48:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but uh once again, mate, you what are you got what do you got for dinner tonight?
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_03: What do I got?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_03: I had a little bit when I came, but a tuna pasta.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: I love a tuna pasta.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's like 10 minutes to not even that to make, it's pretty, pretty simple.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, it gets a bit heygoing sometimes.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'm having crumb steak tonight.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: Love a good crumb steak.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's it for us, guys.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for listening.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_00: Hope you have a good one, and we'll catch you on the next one.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_00: See ya.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Catch you on the next one.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_00: Your chat, the guy and rated.