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Donald Drumpf Theatre #246: Jeffrey Epstein was Donald Drumpf's Closest Pal? · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  It's time again for Donald Drunk Theater No one knows what is
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  up or down Jack or
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  why Legal or impeachable Everything is make-believe in Donald
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  Drunk Theater So
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  let's pull the curtain back We are controlling transmission If
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  we wish to make it
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  SPEAKER_03: louder
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  SPEAKER_03: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
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  of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've just crossed over into...
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  The president of the United States has the authority to do what
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  the president has
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  SPEAKER_03: the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You will respect my authority.
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  SPEAKER_03: Respect his authority.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've declared myself as king.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_03: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I would get the things that this show has called him.
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  This approach is I guess it's kind of like we're living in the
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  twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rest easy, Americans.
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  If there's one thing we all know,
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  it's that first they come for the undocumented migrants.
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  SPEAKER_03: And as long as nobody speaks out, they stop.
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  A lot of nasty things are being said right now about Donald
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  Trump's MAGA supporters.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're being called weaklings who are foolish and stupid people.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I just want to say,
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  as much as I might not always agree with the people who voted
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  for Donald Trump,
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  SPEAKER_03: no one should insult their character or their intelligence.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, who's saying this kind of stuff anyway?
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  The president going on social media calling some of those
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  supporters,
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  quote,
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  weaklings.
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  SPEAKER_03: Some stupid Republicans and foolish Republicans fall into the net.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're stupid people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's Trump derangement syndrome, and it's infected Donald Trump.
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  We may soon succumb beneath its ever-present threat,
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  but you cannot avoid...
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have plans or you're back considering firing Jerome Powell?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a terrible he's a terrible Fed chair.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was surprised he was appointed.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was surprised, frankly, that Biden put him in.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the hell was Joe Biden thinking when he picked Jerome Powell?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did he at least explain himself when he appointed Powell as Fed chair?
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's go back and watch that announcement.
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  It is my pleasure and my honor to announce my nomination of
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  Jerome Powell to be the
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  SPEAKER_03: next chairman of the Federal Reserve.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wrenching nausea,
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  SPEAKER_01: headache,
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  fever spots before the eyes And you can't eat or sleep or know
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  if it ever will end
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  SPEAKER_01: You may need to vomit,
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  SPEAKER_01: but you can't get out of bed
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  SPEAKER_01: You may think that bells are ringing loudly in your head.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm always a believer in transparency.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think more is always better.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do think that there needs to be more transparency on this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I agree with the sentiment that we need to put it out there.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think that the American people need to see what's in there.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do think there needs to be more transparency.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do think that all needs to move forward.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a shocking turn of events for Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: His own sycophants are breaking ranks with him.
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  SPEAKER_03: And even worse, they are demanding accountability.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think moving forward, we need a special counsel.
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  SPEAKER_03: That has got to happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want answers, and maybe that takes that special counsel to do so.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe Matt Gaetz can lead the special counsel.
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  SPEAKER_03: You want Matt Gaetz to investigate underage sex trafficking?
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  SPEAKER_03: because it makes sense in a sort of game-recognized game way.
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  I can see Matt Gaetz pulling up to R.
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  Kelly's house saying,
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  I'm putting together a team.
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  SPEAKER_01: You may get the drops or maybe doubled up in pain.
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  SPEAKER_01: You may get so sick that you'll not get sick again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Matt Gaetz is the perfect choice.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's our man on the inside.
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  SPEAKER_03: It turns out he was a double agent this whole time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Remember when Republican senators were saying this about Gaetz?
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  This is a guy that the media didn't give a time of day to after
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  he was accused of
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  SPEAKER_03: sleeping with an underage girl.
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  We had all seen the videos he was showing on the house floor
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  that all of us had
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  SPEAKER_03: walked away of the girls that he had slept with.
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  He'd brag about how he would crush ED medicine and chase it
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  with an energy drink so
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  SPEAKER_03: he could go all night.
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  Trump was asked if you consider appointing a special counsel to
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  look at the Epstein
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  SPEAKER_03: files,
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  SPEAKER_03: and once again,
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  SPEAKER_03: he made the answer all about himself.
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  SPEAKER_03: President Trump,
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  would you consider appointing a special counsel to investigate
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  the Jeffrey Epstein
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  SPEAKER_03: investigation?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have nothing to do with it.
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  I love that Trump energy where he blows off the press like
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  they're on the street
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  SPEAKER_03: trying to raise money for a good cause.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a minute to talk about rescue animals?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have nothing to do with that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: But the difference is on the street, you can just walk away.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump works at the White House.
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  SPEAKER_03: He can't get away.
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  And this special counsel thing might have been the last straw
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  because by this
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  SPEAKER_03: morning,
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump had absolutely lost it on his supporters.
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  SPEAKER_03: he posted this morning.
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  He said,
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  my past supporters have bought into this,
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  quote,
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  bullshit hook,
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  line,
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  and sinker.
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  Don't even think about talking of our incredible and
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  unprecedented success because
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't want their support anymore.
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  SPEAKER_03: Goddamn, he went full, messy bitch.
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  SPEAKER_03: If you can't handle me at my sex crimes cover-up,
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  SPEAKER_03: you don't deserve me at my alligator concentration camps,
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  SPEAKER_03: you sluts.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay,
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  SPEAKER_03: all right,
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  SPEAKER_03: so Trump is in a brutal spot right now,
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  SPEAKER_03: but like any good reality show producer knows,
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  SPEAKER_03: always leave room for reconciliation.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Trump might have done that today.
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  Mr.
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  SPEAKER_00: President,
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  will you ask Attorney General Pam Bonding to release more
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  documents to finally put
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  SPEAKER_00: this controversy to bed?
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  SPEAKER_03: Whatever's credible, she can release it.
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  If a document is credible,
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  if a document's there that is credible,
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  she can release it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You hear that?
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  Those documents are coming or Donald Trump's uncle wasn't Ted
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  Kaczynski's favorite teacher.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the Epstein questions keep coming.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now Trump is calling his own supporters stupid,
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  SPEAKER_03: foolish,
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  SPEAKER_03: weaklings for asking these questions.
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  SPEAKER_03: And now he's adding another insult, naive.
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  What are the things that are most important that you would like
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  to see the FBI get
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  SPEAKER_02: to the bottom of?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think they could look at all of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's all the same scam.
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  They could look at this Jeffrey Epstein hoax also,
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  because that's the same stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's all put out by Democrats.
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  And,
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  you know,
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  some of the naive Republicans fall right into line like they
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  always do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fall in line with what?
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  SPEAKER_03: Democrats didn't say a word.
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  Your own supporters are the ones who spent years demanding the
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  files and obsessing
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  SPEAKER_03: over the Epstein case,
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  SPEAKER_03: which was a very real criminal case involving a very real person.
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  And now you're the one fanning the flames of the conspiracy by
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  calling it all a hoax.
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  I swear,
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  we're like a day away from Trump claiming Jeffrey Epstein was
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  never even a real person.
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  People keep saying the reason I won't release the Epstein files
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  is because my name
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  SPEAKER_03: and picture is in the Epstein files,
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  SPEAKER_03: but it's not true.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey Epstein is not real.
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  SPEAKER_03: They used AI to put him next to me in photos.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's very cruel because in the original photos, I was with Mother Teresa.
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  SPEAKER_03: There she is.
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  They even did a deep fake video where he made it look like I
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  was partying with
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey Epstein of Mar-a-Lago.
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  SPEAKER_03: The video is fake.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here's the original video, as you can see.
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  SPEAKER_03: As you can see very clearly with Mother Teresa.
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  SPEAKER_03: I remember that night we were at a party.
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  SPEAKER_03: I leaned over.
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  SPEAKER_03: I said, Mother Teresa, some of these girls look pretty young.
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  SPEAKER_03: And she said, you're not wrong, Donald, you're not wrong.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let me get this straight.
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  SPEAKER_03: According to Trump,
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  SPEAKER_03: all the top Democrats got together and said,
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  SPEAKER_03: let's create some fake files that destroy Trump's political career.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't ever use them.
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  SPEAKER_03: They let Trump get elected.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't use them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let Trump get elected again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Still don't use them.
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  And then once he's the president,
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  hope he releases the files without ever looking at them.
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  SPEAKER_03: That Jeffrey Epstein hoax,
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  SPEAKER_03: too,
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  SPEAKER_03: because that's another hoax that's frankly put out by the Democrats,
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  SPEAKER_02: pushing the Republicans and put out by the Democrats.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, they definitely set the Republicans up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Set them up how?
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  SPEAKER_03: We've been asking this question all week.
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  SPEAKER_03: How did they set up the Republicans?
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  SPEAKER_03: They made up fake Epstein files,
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  SPEAKER_03: then kept those fake files secret,
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  then convinced the entire MAGA base to spend years demanding
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  the release of those
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  SPEAKER_03: files,
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  SPEAKER_03: then knew they would lose the election to Trump,
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  SPEAKER_03: who would then refuse to release the files they made up?
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  SPEAKER_03: You people all need to take a f***ing dementia test.
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  So now Trump's most rabid supporters have to figure out a way
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  to resolve the
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  cognitive dissonance they're experiencing between their years
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  demanding to see the
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  SPEAKER_03: Epstein files and their personal devotion to Donald Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they're trying out all kinds of different methods.
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  Glenn Beck jumped on board with the theory that maybe the
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  Democrats are framing Trump.
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  SPEAKER_03: How do we know what's true and what's not true?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's theory four.
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  SPEAKER_03: Theory five is these sons of bitches.
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  SPEAKER_03: They knew I was campaigning.
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  SPEAKER_03: One of my campaign promises was to release the files.
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  SPEAKER_03: Somebody went in,
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  SPEAKER_03: the same people went in,
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  SPEAKER_03: and made all of this stuff point to me as if I'm some kingpin in it.
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  Why is it the left never wanted this released until he said,
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  I'm not going to release it?
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  Why is Congress,
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  the Democrats in Congress,
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  all of a sudden saying,
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  you've got to release this.
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  SPEAKER_03: You've got to release this.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is impeachable if he doesn't release it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Really?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why the hell are Democrats suddenly asking about the Epstein files?
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  SPEAKER_03: Only an idiot or a bad person would care about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who has Jeffrey Epstein's... Black Book?
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  SPEAKER_03: Black Book.
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  SPEAKER_03: FBI.
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  SPEAKER_03: But who...
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  SPEAKER_03: That is, I mean, that's under direct control of the director of the FBI.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that clip was from 2023.
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  SPEAKER_03: The FBI director at the time was Christopher Wray,
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  SPEAKER_03: who could have easily manipulated the files just like Trump said.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, who appointed that guy anyway?
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  SPEAKER_01: President Trump took to Twitter this morning saying,
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  SPEAKER_01: I will be nominating Christopher A.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wray,
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  SPEAKER_01: a man of impeccable credentials,
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  SPEAKER_01: to be the new director of the FBI.
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  SPEAKER_03: But someday, somewhere, someone may find out the damn truth.
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  SPEAKER_03: We better,
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  we better or we might just as well build ourselves another
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  government like the
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  Declaration of Independence says to when the old one ain't work
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  and just a little
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  SPEAKER_03: father out west.
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  SPEAKER_03: American naturalist wrote,
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  a patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
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  its government.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd hate to be in your shoes today.
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  SPEAKER_03: You have a lot to think about.
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  SPEAKER_03: You see much hidden evidence the American public has never seen.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: going back to when we were children,
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  I think that most of us thought that justice came into being
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  automatically,
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  SPEAKER_03: that virtue was its own reward,
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  SPEAKER_03: that good would triumph over evil.
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  SPEAKER_03: But as we get older, we know this just isn't true.
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  SPEAKER_03: Individual human beings have to create justice, and this is not easy.
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  SPEAKER_03: If Donald Trump was hoping that this would be the weekend,
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  SPEAKER_03: that the Jeffrey Epstein story would finally go away,
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  SPEAKER_03: this would not be that weekend.
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  A stunning story raising new questions about Trump's past
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  relationship with the
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  SPEAKER_03: late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I still have all the old questions.
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  SPEAKER_03: And those questions might go bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: But go on.
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  President Trump is lashing out at the Wall Street Journal for
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  claiming that he once
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  sent a 50th birthday card to financier Jeffrey Epstein that
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  contained a bawdy
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  SPEAKER_03: doodle.
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  SPEAKER_03: My God, a bawdy doodle.
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  SPEAKER_03: At long last, sir, have you no decency?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's all you got, bawdy doodle?
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  SPEAKER_03: How bad can it be?
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's a cryptically written letter, a crude drawing.
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  It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the
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  outline of a naked woman.
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  SPEAKER_03: A pair of small arcs denotes the woman's breasts.
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  And the future president's signature is a squiggly Donald below
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  her waist mimicking pubic hair.
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  SPEAKER_03: You broke blitzer!
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  A billionaire sending another billionaire a birthday card with
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  a playful nudie
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  SPEAKER_03: cartoon isn't incriminating in and of itself.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's really the creepiness of the sentiments expressed
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  Ladies and gentlemen,
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  unfortunately,
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  our lead Meryl Streep was unavailable tonight.
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  SPEAKER_03: So performing tonight's creepy birthday card,
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  SPEAKER_03: please welcome,
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  SPEAKER_03: ladies and gentlemen,
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  SPEAKER_03: Nicole Wallace.
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  SPEAKER_03: Voice over.
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  SPEAKER_03: There must be more to life than having everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: The note began.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, there is.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I won't tell you what it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey, yes, we do come to think of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Things in common.
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  SPEAKER_03: Could be anything.
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  You can write all kinds of things you have in common inside the
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  outline of a naked woman.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're both gluten intolerant.
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  SPEAKER_03: You both prefer window seats on airplanes to private islands.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_03: I hope act two of this play doesn't make it worse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald, enigmas never age.
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you noticed that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald, the pal is a wonderful thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Happy birthday.
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  SPEAKER_03: And may every day be another wonderful secret.
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  SPEAKER_03: What it
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  day is another wonderful secret i fucking threw up in my own
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  mouth on that i don't
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  even know what any of this means but i do know that every line
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  in that card sounds
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  like the password you have to use to get into the orgy and eyes
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  wide shot donald we
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  SPEAKER_03: have certain things in common jeffrey enigmas never age
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, gentlemen, come on in and grab a mask.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now,
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  SPEAKER_03: MAGA World,
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  SPEAKER_03: as you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: is demanding the Epstein files,
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  and yet somehow still has lined up behind Trump to diffuse this
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  apparently specific
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  SPEAKER_03: file,
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  starting with the fact that Trump couldn't have written that
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  birthday card.
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  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't know all the words that were in it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Somebody did an AI search,
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  and out of decades and decades and decades of being a public
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  figure and now a
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  SPEAKER_03: political figure,
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  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump has never used the word enigma.
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  SPEAKER_03: I imagine he's used words that are close.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  if AI cannot find reference to the word enigma in all of Donald
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  Trump's communiques
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  SPEAKER_03: over the Roll 212.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm first, Carson's second.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, Carson's an enigma to me.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: Carson's an enigma.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: And Trump has accurately used it in a sentence.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: Extra credit.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: Is there any other exculpatory evidence?
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: The Wall Street Journal,
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: they got the following on-the-record quote from Trump that said,
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: in part,
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: I never wrote a picture in my life.
• 18:05
  He then doubled down on his social media platform,
• 18:08
  posting,
• 18:09
  I don't draw pictures.
• 18:11
  Trump,
• 18:11
  in 2008,
• 18:12
  in his book,
• 18:13
  recalled donating an autographed doodle every year to charity.
• 18:16
  Here is a drawing of the New York City skyline,
• 18:19
  signed by Donald Trump in golden ink.
• 18:26
  I guess this makes Donald Trump just another world leader we
• 18:30
  wish had just stuck with art.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Tell your friends.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: Look,
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_03: I do have to say,
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_03: it is a little troubling to me that Team Trump's talking points are,
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: he doesn't even know that word,
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_03: or he can't draw.
• 18:55
  And not,
• 18:56
  why would anyone think he would write a creepy letter to a
• 18:59
  pedophile?
• 19:02
  I guess that's because Trump bragged about busting into the
• 19:05
  dressing rooms at Miss
• 19:06
  Universe contests and was accused of busting into the dressing
• 19:09
  room at Miss Teen
• 19:10
  USA pageants and told a couple of 14-year-olds he'd be dating
• 19:13
  them in two years.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then there's this.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: I have no trouble.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: Would you do it?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: I have no problem.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, do you have an age limit, or would you?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, I have no age.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I have an age limit.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be like Congressman Foley with, you know, 12-year-olds.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not a cream!
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to make it clear.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: That is what he's admitting to when he knows he's being recorded.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Literally, you're sitting in a studio with a giant sign that says on air.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: And you're like, I mean, 12 would be just too much.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 19:54
  maybe it's a lot easier to argue over doodles and vocabulary
• 19:57
  than to confront
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: whether a letter like this lines up with Donald Trump's character.
• 20:02
  They don't want people asking if the person who'd send a doodle
• 20:04
  to Jeffrey Epstein
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: was also the type of person that would have said this in a deposition.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: When you're a star, they let you do it.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: You can do anything.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Grab them by the pussy.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: You can do anything.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's what you said.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, historically, that's true with stars.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's true with stars that they can grab women by the pussy?
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well,
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: that's what it's if you look over the last million years,
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: I guess that's been largely true.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Not always, but largely true.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately or fortunately.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: That guy's such an enigma.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Again, I just want to point out here.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to point out here.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: Under oath,
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: fortunately or unfortunately,
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: under oath,
• 20:56
  he doesn't take a position on whether the coerced pussy
• 20:59
  grabbing is fortunate or
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: unfortunate.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: None of this looks good.
• 21:04
  And as the temperature rises on the unanswered questions about
• 21:07
  Donald Trump's
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: relationship with Jeffrey Epstein,
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: the Trump administration was forced to respond.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Breaking news.
• 21:12
  Moments ago,
• 21:13
  the director of national intelligence,
• 21:15
  Tulsi Gabbard,
• 21:16
  releasing the 230,000 files.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God, that's from this afternoon.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: It worked.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: The incessant public pressure,
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: mainly from,
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give credit,
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: the MAGA base,
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: has finally forced Trump's hand.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: Let's hear what's in those files.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: 230,000 files related to the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: Epstein killed Martin Luther King Jr.?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you releasing that?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: All right, obviously those are different files.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: Anything else?
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: This happened today.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: A.G.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: Bondi released files.
• 21:59
  Yes.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: This is all happening today.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: What's in those files?
• 22:03
  Related to the FBI's handling of the investigation into Hillary
• 22:07
  Clinton's use of a
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: private email server.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
• 22:13
  Finally,
• 22:13
  we'll get to know the truth about Hillary's private email
• 22:17
  island.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: As the Epstein missile heads towards the fuselage,
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: look at Trump firing off countermeasures from Air Force One,
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: like Rooster and Maverick in Top Gun.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: Maverick, sir, we got a bogey at five o'clock.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: Hillary Clinton's emails.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: They're still closing, sir.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: Martin Luther King's files.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, sir, we're out of files.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Surely it's curtains.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: I've still got one more trick up me sleeve.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Boys, it's been an honor serving with you.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 22:58
  Trump threatens to restrict the stadium deal with the
• 23:01
  Washington commanders if they
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: don't change their name back to the Redskins.
• 23:05
  Oh,
• 23:05
  you want to know more about how the super rich are trafficking
• 23:09
  underage girls with impunity?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
• 23:12
  hmm,
• 23:14
  uh,
• 23:15
  would you still want to know if I let you use an outdated slur
• 23:18
  for Native Americans?
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: I guess in Trump's mind,
• 23:23
  he doesn't have to keep his promises to MAGA as long as he
• 23:25
  continues to attack the
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: people that MAGA hates.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: That's his get-out-of-jail-free card.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Trump believes he has immunity as long as he remains a petty tyrant,
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_03: demanding only liberal institutions surrender to his whims.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: And what's crazy is liberal institutions have
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Columbia University is bowing to President Trump's demands.
• 23:48
  ABC News settling a defamation suit with President Trump,
• 23:52
  paying out $15 million.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Trump collected a big check, $25 million from Meta.
• 23:57
  A powerful law firm is caving to growing pressure from the
• 24:01
  Trump administration.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: The president pressuring two more law firms and they have relented.
• 24:06
  Willkie Farr and Gallagher became the latest major law firm to
• 24:09
  enter into one of
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: these settlements with the White House.
• 24:12
  Trump supporters who had spent years hyping up the Epstein
• 24:14
  conspiracy were puzzled
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: by Trump's sudden turn against them and figured,
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: you know what?
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe he's just tired.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: He's accomplished amazing things.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: And I could see myself really tired,
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_03: really burned out,
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: working 24 hours a day,
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: flying all over the world.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_03: Could you keep his schedule?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not trying to make excuses for him.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to present a fair look.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Could you keep his schedule?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: I know if I have a schedule half that way, I get testy.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: So that could explain this.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_03: It could explain him going, can you knock it off?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: Look what we're doing.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: There's nothing there.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's tired.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: He's grumpy.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: Just to boil that down in case you weren't following,
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: Trump is ignoring the Epstein case because he's sweeping.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: Finally, Donald Trump is going to release the Epstein files.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: He is the only president with the courage to... Hello?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: President said what?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Just like I've always said, enough with the Epstein files, all right?
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Just move on already.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: I've been watching Fox News for 253 hours straight,
• 25:22
  and I'm ready to Foxplain why the Epstein files are a massive
• 25:25
  scandal that
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: mega-patriots everywhere must stand up and stop being interested in.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: A secretive billionaire's private sex island sounds kind of intriguing.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: Wrong.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: This guy's been talked about for years.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: This is old news and not in the fun Benghazi sort of way.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: Biden tripped on the stairs as recently as two years ago.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: And what about this salacious scandal?
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: The auto pen, which is, by the way, I think the biggest scandal.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's the scandal they should be talking about.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: Trump is right.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: The auto pen is way more serious than Jeffrey Epstein.
• 26:00
  This could be the biggest presidential scandal in modern
• 26:03
  American history.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: An auto pen?
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_03: And furthermore, how do we know we can even trust these Epstein files?
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: These files were made up by Comey.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: They were made up by Obama.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: They were made up by the Biden, you know.
• 26:20
  This nothing burger that you shouldn't be talking about was all
• 26:23
  concocted by Obama,
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_03: Biden,
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: Malala.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: I think
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_03: the Queer Eye guys even wrote a chapter.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty boring stuff.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's sordid, but it's boring.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: Totally sordid, but boring.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Obscene, but mundane.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_03: Scandalous and a total snooze fest, like White Lotus season three.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's simple, folks.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: This has every element of a perfect conspiracy theory.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: And starting now, I do not care about it.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: Starting now.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: See, I totally couldn't care less.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't care so much, why do you keep talking about it?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up!
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not talking about it.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're talking about it.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't need to see who's on the list.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: You don't need to see who's on the list.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: We don't care about who's on the list.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: About the three minutes of missing jailhouse footage.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up, Devin!
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to know who's on the list!
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: Just show me who's on the list!
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Who's on the list?
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: Ah!
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Get off me, you bitch!
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: The files were on Pam Bondi's desk, and that is fine.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: Look, the bottom line is, it's over.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: And as of now, I'm done talking about Jeffrey Epstein.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, I'm done talking about Epstein for the time being.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: It is, in fact, time to move on.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: They have closed the case.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to trust my friends in the administration.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to trust my friends in the government.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: The government is our closest friend,
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: much like Jeffrey Epstein's closest friend was...
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: Bad example.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, when someone says case closed, you can't talk about it anymore.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's like calling shotgun.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: It is sacred.
• 27:49
  And that is why,
• 27:50
  as of now,
• 27:52
  I am forever done talking about Jeffrey Epstein.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_03: Forever.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: Done.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: But what about...
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: So you will come to know When the bone has the bone So you will come