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Prank 30 September 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs, and you. It's Good Neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: People need people here on KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: 10 after 8 o'clock. We got a prank coming up today.
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  Speaker 3: And this is a special request for my good friend
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  Speaker 3: Rameez Khan. He's been, even since last month, he said, brother, please,
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  Speaker 3: can we do this one thing?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's coming up.
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  Speaker 4: Is it a replay?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know you do requests.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 5: I want to shout out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's a memory. This man is married one year.
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  Speaker 2: One year anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: A few more days. It's going to be one year. Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you to my amazing, beautiful wife.
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  Speaker 4: That's the That's the most important part to me.
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  Speaker 3: This guy has had a smile on his face like
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  Speaker 3: every day for the past 365 days.
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  Speaker 6: It's just been a blink and it's a year. Literally,
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  Speaker 6: that's what it felt like. And I say this all
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  Speaker 6: the time. When you're having fun, then it's like time
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  Speaker 6: just goes. Time flies when you're having fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Ramiz's wife doesn't have a name. It's Ramiz's wife.
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  Speaker 2: Ramiz's wife.
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  Speaker 4: Literally the day after the marriage. Ramiz was like, my wife,
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  Speaker 4: my wife, my wife. And his eyes light up every
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  Speaker 4: time he says it.
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  Speaker 2: There's no better phrase than that.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: So this was a prank on Ramiz's wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you can see she's so sweet when you meet her.
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  Speaker 3: So sweet. Lovely, always got a smile, always laughing, lovely.
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  Speaker 3: But cross her and you'll see another side.
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  Speaker 2: And that's just what I did. Love to see it.
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  Speaker 3: So this happened before the marriage. I think it was
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  Speaker 3: also a test so you could see what he was
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  Speaker 3: getting into. And he could see, you know what, what
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  Speaker 3: the lines are, if he should ever cross them. And
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  Speaker 3: how he will be dealt with swiftly. Okay, it's coming
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  Speaker 3: up next.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 7: Prank call from Darren Wackhead Simpson exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay again happy one year anniversary Ramiz.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you thank you and to Zainab yes and truly.
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  Speaker 4: There's no greater gift than pranking the one you.
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  Speaker 3: Love yes and he didn't even tiptoe into this when
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  Speaker 3: he wanted this prank done he was like yeah let's
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  Speaker 3: do it let's do it let's do it let's do
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  Speaker 3: it let's go I think, again, it was a test
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  Speaker 3: to see because you've probably never seen that side of.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I have, actually.
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  Speaker 3: I have. In the past year, have you been on
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  Speaker 3: the receiving end of what we are about to hear?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, never.
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  Speaker 6: Not in the past year, but I have seen it
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  Speaker 6: before because we've dealt with a few things together before
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  Speaker 6: we got married.
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  Speaker 4: But in this situation, it's her daughter. Like, I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Even if it's anybody with their daughter or any child,
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  Speaker 6: for example, they will go to the end of the
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  Speaker 6: world for them.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. So, the daughter has a deviated septum.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: And this was at... Grootskeer. Grootskeer. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: So, they obviously, you see your normal doctor first, then
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  Speaker 6: the doctor refers you to Grootskeer.
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  Speaker 4: And then you wait for an appointment.
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  Speaker 6: So, you just get an SMS randomly saying the appointment
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  Speaker 6: is X date. And that appointment was eight months from
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  Speaker 6: the date we got the SMS.
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  Speaker 4: And we were like, okay, cool. We'll just wait.
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  Speaker 6: Because it didn't seem like, to them, it didn't seem
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  Speaker 6: like it was an emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But for us, I mean, you can't breathe properly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: So, it's bad, like.
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  Speaker 2: And that day neared.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It was almost D-Day.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, yes.
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  Speaker 6: The eight months was like we're counting down the days.
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  Speaker 6: And then I said, and actually a week before the
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  Speaker 6: prank happened, my wife said to a cousin of hers, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Darren will never prank me.
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  Speaker 4: And that's when I was like, it's time.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I like a challenge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And the other challenge, because the side that I
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  Speaker 3: know of your beautiful wife is that we've done dinners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Seen her lots. She's just the sweetest person. She really is.
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  Speaker 3: She never has a bad day. That's what it seems like.
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  Speaker 3: She's always smiling, always laughing. She's got an ear-to-ear smile,
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  Speaker 3: and that's permanently on her face.
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  Speaker 4: That's it. Don't mess with her cub.
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  Speaker 2: Do not. From what I was about to experience.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. Then you're going to meet the lioness.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. So, here it is. It was in the evening. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Good evening. I'm looking for Mrs. Emmerin, please.
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  Speaker 5: Emmerin speaking.
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  Speaker 3: Prof.
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  Speaker 2: Turinia, I'm calling you from Greteskir. How are you this evening?
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  Speaker 4: Prof.
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  Speaker 5: Turinia, what is this about?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Dr. Rania has given me your details.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: This is about your appointment on the 5th of June
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  Speaker 2: for Zara.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, that's correct.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm the professor of the department, all right? Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Rania Murat and Shoaib Murat, they fall under my department.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I oversee all the appointments.
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  Speaker 3: And as you can understand, being a government hospital, there
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  Speaker 3: are a lot of operations that we do and a
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  Speaker 3: lot of appointments.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I've looked for the 5th of June. I've been
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  Speaker 3: sent a report from Dr.
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  Speaker 2: Rania. This is, what does it seem like? It's a
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  Speaker 2: deviated septum.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 5: We're not sure yet. We've waited quite long for this appointment.
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  Speaker 2: So, look, I won't take too much of your time.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to analyze the importance of this because
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  Speaker 3: we are very full.
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  Speaker 8: But I've got my appointment for the 5th, right?
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  Speaker 2: The 5th of June.
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  Speaker 3: That is there, but it can be moved just depending
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  Speaker 3: on the severity because we are pretty.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 8: Depending on the severity when you haven't even assessed my blood?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I wanted to ask you a few questions.
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  Speaker 3: Is she struggling to breathe?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, at times, particularly, and when just doing activities like
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  Speaker 5: walking or running.
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  Speaker 2: Is she there with you now?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 2: Is that all?
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  Speaker 8: Why?
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  Speaker 3: There's just one or two little exercises I'd like to
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  Speaker 3: do quickly.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, what's the last?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I just wanted her to block one nostril, take
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  Speaker 3: a deep breath in and block the other one.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to see how she feels.
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  Speaker 8: No, you're joking. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am, this is what we have to do.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you have to be in front of you?
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  Speaker 8: No, that's nonsense. I've never heard of something like that.
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  Speaker 5: With all due respect, I'm not going to entertain you further.
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  Speaker 5: I have got an appointment.
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  Speaker 8: For the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I will see you on the 36th with Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: We work two months in advance and we need to
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  Speaker 3: see which ones are priority and which are not.
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  Speaker 2: She is a priority. Yes, Mama. But she's alive and
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  Speaker 2: she's breathing.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So, I am.
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  Speaker 8: Actually trying to control my own breathing right now. Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Because we really, really have to see.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So, if you ask her if it's the left or
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  Speaker 3: the right nostril and how bad it is. So just,
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  Speaker 3: if she just closes, blocks her one nostril.
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  Speaker 2: But if she just breathes, if she just breathes in
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  Speaker 2: and out.
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  Speaker 3: With one nostril and then the other one, and then
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  Speaker 3: she needs to tell me which one is easier.
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  Speaker 8: Which one is easier to breathe in?
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  Speaker 7: The left one.
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  Speaker 8: The left one.
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  Speaker 2: The left one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's what we would call a proclivity of
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  Speaker 3: the right septum. Okay? It means that the airway is
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  Speaker 3: not being compacted as yet.
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  Speaker 2: The proclivity of the right.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 8: You cannot diagnose it like that. She has to be
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  Speaker 8: in front of you.
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  Speaker 7: I would rather waste a morning, but I'm not going
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  Speaker 7: to take a chance not getting this appointment.
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  Speaker 8: This is not an illegal practice. You know, I have
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  Speaker 8: also got.
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  Speaker 5: professionals in my family who are professors and doctors.
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  Speaker 8: And they could have done this on the phone also.
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  Speaker 8: But they say, get a letter from the doctor, from
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  Speaker 8: the GP, go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it works.
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  Speaker 5: Not by a professor or a doctor calling me at
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  Speaker 5: quarter to nine.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no. It's not. No, you can never.
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  Speaker 8: Do you know what he wants to do? He wants
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  Speaker 8: me to accept it. I'm going to tell him which
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  Speaker 8: one is the most stronger. And she doesn't stand a
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  Speaker 8: chance to take down.
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  Speaker 5: The appointment that he's been waiting for the whole year.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, look.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Doc.
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  Speaker 9: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, who's this?
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  Speaker 8: I'm the eldest daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Zara?
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  Speaker 8: No, this is her sister, her eldest sister.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes. How can I help you? As it stands,
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  Speaker 2: I might have to push this to December this year.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not waiting for you to say anything. I have
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  Speaker 8: the ENT can't see you.
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  Speaker 7: On the 4th of June but there is a proctologist
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  Speaker 7: that can see okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what the proctologist does?
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  Speaker 7: No, I was going to follow up with that question.
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  Speaker 3: The proctologist is the, we call them the bum doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. But they know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 8: The phone doctor.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: They're all surgeons.
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  Speaker 8: They're surgeons?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 8: However, they don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they deal with the bums.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, stuff comes in the mouth,
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  Speaker 3: but they're on the opposite end, and they deal with that.
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  Speaker 8: Stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look, I'm just looking for an available surgeon, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: Because the ENTs are very full. No!
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  Speaker 1: No!
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 9: They say doctors are on holiday. They're actually on holiday
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  Speaker 9: in November.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not waiting for December.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: That is bulls * * t.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not waiting.
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  Speaker 4: For some, I'm not waiting for December.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, what's a proctologist? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: So I just.
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  Speaker 5: But he's referring you to someone that's specializing.
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  Speaker 9: In colon and rectum. She doesn't need a proctologist. She's
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  Speaker 9: got nothing wrong with her anus. I'm so annoyed. Am
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  Speaker 9: I going to meet him? Am I going to meet him?
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  Speaker 1: I'm still speaking, doc.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to meet him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still speaking.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with anyone else.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to deal with him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to deal with him. I'm going to f * * *
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  Speaker 2: him up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to f * * * him up.
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  Speaker 3: He said now he's going to overrule now.
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  Speaker 5: That's why he wants you to breathe in your one
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  Speaker 5: nostril and in your other nostril.
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  Speaker 8: I give a f * * *.
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  Speaker 2: I give a f * * *.
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  Speaker 8: I give a f * * *.
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  Speaker 3: Or the podiatrist could see her and see if they
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  Speaker 3: can help with the nose.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I know the podiatrist is. I definitely know what
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  Speaker 8: that is.
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  Speaker 7: And that's why I'm a bit concerned as.
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  Speaker 8: To why a foot doctor is going to look at
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  Speaker 8: my sister's nose.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 8: So I just.
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  Speaker 7: But you're referring to someone that's specializing in.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, Lily.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, who's talking there? It sounds like I'm at a market.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She left it.
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  Speaker 2: She left it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's taken it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: The nearest to ENT is a proctological surgeon. Can I
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  Speaker 3: speak to your mom, please?
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  Speaker 8: You want to speak to my mom?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 8: Are you certain?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Ma'am, look, I want to allay any fears here. The
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  Speaker 3: proctological surgeon, all the tools that he uses are for
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  Speaker 3: the bum. He uses them up the bum. But when
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  Speaker 3: he uses those same tools for the mouth, he does triple,
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  Speaker 3: quadruple sterilize them. So don't have to worry about hygiene.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't need a proctologist. She's got nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: her anus and her back.
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  Speaker 8: She's really happy.
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  Speaker 6: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: She's coming for a time.
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  Speaker 3: E-S-T-A. I know, but if it's the nasal passage or
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  Speaker 3: the bum passage, they're quite similar, so he will know
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  Speaker 3: what to do.
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
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  Speaker 8: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Let me come to your room, please.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to, I'm actually.
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  Speaker 8: Going to expose you. I'm going to come in behind you.
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  Speaker 8: I've got context. And I am going to report you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to put you in the media.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to sit there and say, you claim that
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  Speaker 7: you're on the paper for 30 odd years, and I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to show you where you can shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very married to you.
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  Speaker 2: And that's fine, man. The proctologist will just yank it
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  Speaker 2: out for me.
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  Speaker 1: You can go to the proctologist yourself. You can go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like you. I don't know you.
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  Speaker 3: The only context you have at Krutuskeer is the landline number.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to show you.
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  Speaker 7: You seem like me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not just a woman that you can just push over.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't told to break.
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  Speaker 8: I will kill you and I will hurt you. This
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  Speaker 8: is nonsense. This is nonsense. You're playing with my daughter's
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  Speaker 8: life now.
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  Speaker 2: Did I tell you who I am?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you.
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  Speaker 8: And I don't want to show you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You're going to see.
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  Speaker 8: You're going to see. I'm not a pushover. I'm going to...
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  Speaker 8: I don't want you to see me because I'm in
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  Speaker 8: front of my children.
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  Speaker 9: F * * * you up.
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  Speaker 8: You don't know me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not... I can't read the name. I'm not reading
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  Speaker 1: the name, actually. I'm really going to do it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm really, really going to do it. Where are you?
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  Speaker 8: Where the f * * * are you?
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  Speaker 3: Zainab, I'm actually at the... At the KFM department, it's
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  Speaker 3: actually Wackhead Simpson.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Rumi's told me all about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 7: Why did I get into this studio the way you are?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: You're ancient.
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  Speaker 3: Ricky.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I can get.
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  Speaker 3: Out of here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you all until you start where
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sleeping.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sleeping so much.
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  Speaker 6: There is no protection.
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  Speaker 1: I thought they'd bring your wedding party. These are just
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  Speaker 1: words I've never heard.
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  Speaker 8: There is no protection.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: There is no protection.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: One year, Ramiz.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: What a wife.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Brother, don't ever overstep.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Never, ever.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: She's amazing.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It's Dracula now with Tame Impala. We've got some messages
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: here for your lovely wife, Ramiz.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I just love it when the eldest daughter is trying
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: to calm her down.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: And when she says in the beginning.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Of your prank, with all due respect.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: You want to speak to my mom? Are you certain? Oh,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: my gosh. Darren, your mercilessness. Oh, my gosh.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: The poor woman.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: The poor woman's flip.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Darren.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Darren, are you crazy? Ramiz, I'd just like to know.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: What was her reaction when you came home?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Rumi's didn't go home for three days.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Just to be safe.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: No, it was fine.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: That was good.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: All right, listen, if you need anybody prank, you know
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: what to do. DarrenS at KFM.co.za. We are pushing a
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: bit of tin here. It's news and sports time.