Latest / Multiple Nerdgasm / Band-AIDs Solution: Ahmed Mohamed's Clock & Liquid Nitrogen Cocktails

Transcript

Band-AIDs Solution: Ahmed Mohamed's Clock & Liquid Nitrogen Cocktails · Multiple Nerdgasm

• 0:01
  welcome to multiple
• 0:04
  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit
• 0:08
  ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I
• 0:15
  accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake
• 0:20
  up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you
• 0:24
  multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
• 0:28
  things
• 0:33
  nerdy good morning good morning morning it's not morning why are we saying
• 0:37
  morning no I don't know it's just polite you're supposed to say good morning to
• 0:40
  people it's slightly earlier where I am than where you are but it's definitely
• 0:45
  not morning okay maybe this is directed at people who listen to us in the
• 0:49
  morning yeah actually good point I would think a lot of people probably do listen
• 0:53
  to us in the morning thanks for saving me on that one Luke yeah I like to think
• 0:56
  that they listen to us late at night while in bed I know you do because I've heard that
• 1:03
  you giggle incessantly as you listen yeah it's true I true I
• 1:08
  constantly get criticized for laughing at my own podcast oh I do it don't worry
• 1:12
  if somebody's got to think we're funny and it might as well be us yeah that's
• 1:16
  right if we don't think we're funny why are we even doing this I mean yeah if we
• 1:21
  don't enjoy this podcast who will so
• 1:25
  true I noticed the other week it was uh it was International are you okay day
• 1:30
  which is that day when you're supposed to ask everybody kind of how they are
• 1:34
  and a lot of people were commenting especially on Twitter about how you know
• 1:36
  when someone says how are you you're you're supposed to say I'm good thanks
• 1:41
  even if you're not and you're not supposed to to burden them with your
• 1:44
  problems and I was saying that's that's kind of you know that kind of sucks we
• 1:46
  should change that but I was thinking well not really no I don't want that
• 1:50
  change and the other thing is too I'm not asking because I'm interested I'm
• 1:54
  asking because asking is polite as well so if you're going to eliminate it
• 1:58
  eliminate the whole thing yeah go we we have met these people who you ask how
• 2:02
  are you going and then they give you this their life story right yeah what we
• 2:07
  should do is make it no longer polite to ask how someone is unless you want to
• 2:11
  know correct I agree yeah because saying that oh you know you shouldn't have to
• 2:15
  hold it back I'm like well I wasn't asking because I wanted the truth like
• 2:19
  if I'm if I'm being honest when I meet a stranger in the street and I say oh good
• 2:22
  morning how are you I don't want to know yeah I'm being polite so if your answer
• 2:28
  is polite Strang in the street you're talking to no you know what I mean though if I
• 2:33
  go to meet somebody at work or something I'm like oh good morning how are you oh
• 2:37
  let me tell you no don't tell me don't don't I want to go and do my work my
• 2:41
  favorite is when you say uh how's your weekend and they go oh well let me see
• 2:45
  um Saturday morning I had brunch and then I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
• 2:49
  already already too much information I don't [ __ ] yeah unless somebody actually
• 2:53
  is specific oh what did you do on the weekend cuz that does happen I have
• 2:56
  friends at work and they ask I feel like you can tell the difference but that
• 3:00
  said I do think right if your friends legitimately say to you is everything
• 3:04
  all right and you're like yeah I'm fine and you're not well that's sucks you
• 3:08
  should be able to speak up well on that note um guys are you
• 3:13
  okay yeah yeah yeah right I'll get back
• 3:18
  to you on that oh all right yeah I'm good oh okay okay good good wow now if
• 3:25
  you weren't good that' be fine too it's okay to not be okay absolutely
• 3:31
  absolutely well I'm not okay I'm good yeah and look listeners if you're not
• 3:35
  okay for any reason like don't think I'm saying you should keep it to yourself
• 3:39
  please talk to somebody but not somebody on the street who's just being polite
• 3:44
  but not you is what you no I'm saying if we're friends right and you you
• 3:49
  genuinely need help come and talk to me but if we barely know each other and I'm
• 3:52
  just oh good morning how are you don't burden me with
• 3:57
  that oh man he's such a humanitarian yeah I know I know now I'm thinking
• 4:03
  about it and I'm like well if somebody really does need help I should probably
• 4:07
  make myself available even if you don't really know me you need help you can
• 4:10
  talk to me contact Luke multi orgasm.com yeah and let him know your problems yeah
• 4:16
  he's he's been quite good at helping with my problems yeah oh yeah podcast at multip
• 4:21
  nerdgasm tocom and he can answer them on air if you want yeah oh that's a little
• 4:25
  segment we call crabs with [ __ ] exactly yeah I don't know why we call it
• 4:29
  that nobody knows why but no I thought it was a good name it's got this great
• 4:37
  jingle crabs with but in a great wayra
• 4:47
  withb and it goes on and
• 4:54
  Onin to p p it's a literat going to get
• 4:58
  pitched by the crabs they're going to pinch you pinch
• 5:04
  you yeah just to clarify that they're going to pinch you yeah right yeah yeah
• 5:08
  they're going to pinch you the crabs yeah yep with their little clippy clippy
• 5:12
  claw things that's right look look I I didn't have a lot to work
• 5:16
  with look um speaking of things that have great Jingles yeah do we have any
• 5:21
  dick news I certainly hope so cuz he's the
• 5:28
  jingle way it wants to fly
• 5:34
  [Music]
• 5:39
  away what I really want to know
• 5:46
  is I feel like I should shorten that one now CU that was quite specific at the
• 5:50
  time and then anyway yeah no I like how unspecific it is now yeah yeah there's
• 5:57
  quite a bit of Dick news this week what's new where do you want to
• 6:03
  start um do you want to begin I I liked this one I saw this today actually um
• 6:10
  how old were you guys when you got your penis H I have to think about that Matt
• 6:17
  remembering back to the time before I had my penis is you know it's quite
• 6:20
  traumatic yeah you w you weren't 12 though no I believe I was in the womb
• 6:27
  yeah yeah yeah yeah apparently uh
• 6:31
  they've discovered in some some Village
• 6:34
  somewhere uh that one in 90 of uh the boys in the area actually didn't develop
• 6:40
  a penis until uh the age of 12 yeah until puberty you say one90
• 6:47
  yeah yep wow they're sometimes called
• 6:51
  maky hemas which means first a woman then a man when they're born they look
• 6:56
  like girls with no testies and what appears to be a vagina and when they
• 7:00
  near puberty the penis grows and the testicles
• 7:06
  descend yeah they're also called guav doce which literally translates into
• 7:11
  penis at 12 y this is in the Dominican Republic that
• 7:17
  this happens yeah which is actually not the same country as Dominica just want
• 7:22
  to put that out there is it two different countries interesting but yeah
• 7:26
  I just thought that was really fascinating uh and I actually thought it
• 7:29
  was a joke at first no I've I've actually heard about this before uh
• 7:34
  there was a family where they had five daughters and then when they all hit
• 7:37
  puberty they all grew dicks man that's got to be confusing
• 7:44
  yeah well I mean this particular guy that this article is about said that he
• 7:48
  always knew something was up right he didn't really enjoy wearing the little
• 7:53
  dresses to school Etc now I got to say and I don't want to comment on this too
• 7:57
  much because I'm I'm no expert but okay fine but he says right he used to play
• 8:03
  with the other little girls but after the age of seven he started to change
• 8:06
  and he says this is a quote I did not feel good I no longer liked to wear a
• 8:11
  skirt and I no was no longer drawn to play with girls all I wanted to do is
• 8:15
  play with toy guns and boys so I mean he's saying as a girl he
• 8:22
  wanted to do girl things and all of a sudden he grew a penis and he wanted to
• 8:26
  play with guns he got violent and a bit gay yeah like all like the rest of us cuz when I
• 8:32
  hit puberty I didn't give a [ __ ] about boys anymore yeah you know what I mean I
• 8:37
  wanted to play with the girls yeah that's right F [ __ ] you guys see in 10
• 8:40
  years when I'm Bor of this so did I know why this happens at
• 8:46
  all or uh yeah I mean it's due to the genes obviously I don't know the
• 8:51
  specifics I'm sure there's probably because you just get a shock over the
• 8:54
  one90 that just seems very low there is
• 8:58
  an explanation in this article uh but we'd have to read it more yeah and it
• 9:03
  was all about chromosomes and stuff and I just tldr so yeah yeah yeah we thought
• 9:09
  it would be better just to laugh yeah that's right move on just to discuss the
• 9:13
  surface issue speaking of speaking of penises that is right I've um go on I
• 9:18
  was out at dinner last night with some colleagues and um one of the colleagues
• 9:23
  has a a young child a boy right mhm and
• 9:27
  uh another one of our colleagues who has grown-up children now grownup boys mhm
• 9:33
  says to her um did you get him circumcised mhm and she said no I
• 9:39
  haven't done it yet I'm probably going to do it when he's older and I I took a
• 9:42
  bit of a problem with that because I'm like if you haven't done it when they're
• 9:44
  a baby he's not going to let you do it later on in life like no matter how you
• 9:49
  spin it he's not going to want it right mhm mhm but that aside she then said do
• 9:55
  you pull his foreskin back and she said no what and she said well you should be
• 10:02
  pulling his foreskin back for a few minutes every day and she was like I I I haven't been
• 10:09
  doing that is that is that a thing she's like yeah yeah you got to do that is
• 10:13
  that really a thing no it is well mind blown I don't think it's super common
• 10:19
  apparently if you can get into a situation where it
• 10:23
  doesn't come back properly if you don't you know right kind of don't kind of
• 10:27
  take care of doing that every now and then uh I don't know a whole lot about
• 10:30
  it but I have read that before yes all right well shout out to Matt's mom for
• 10:34
  um pulling back regularly enough that
• 10:36
  he's healthy male adult now thanks Mom but yeah no apparently that is the thing
• 10:43
  but also I mean getting circumcised when he's older come on man I mean yeah I
• 10:48
  know oh it's not going to happen do it while he won't remember or don't do it
• 10:52
  at all I just don't do it why yeah that's right just don't let's let's just
• 10:55
  stop it now like you know what I mean like just who cares just don't do it
• 11:01
  anymore yeah there's no real reason to do it just not mutilate kids for I mean
• 11:06
  if you're religious and you're God says you have to do it that's one thing and
• 11:09
  I've got separate issues with that all together you know what I mean like we
• 11:13
  don't have time in this in this podcast right they go through it um there is a
• 11:17
  reason to do it what that it does help stop spreading AIDS what there's less
• 11:23
  likelihood of getting AIDS if you have a circumcision oh because it won't tear
• 11:28
  mhm interesting wait what not like a shw fire well okay I can you know what you
• 11:33
  could do though is just practice safe sex there is that but yeah this is
• 11:37
  actually something they're trying to do in I think Africa they're trying to
• 11:40
  advertise like go against circumcision to try and stop the spread of a so much
• 11:44
  why because the [ __ ] Pope keeps telling them condoms are evil like a
• 11:47
  [ __ ] wit yeah and there's a folk law that says if you have sex with a virgin
• 11:51
  you get cured of AIDS so little girls get raped all the time yeah they've got
• 11:55
  I think they've got bigger bigger issues than their for skins yeah and they four Skins are
• 12:00
  [Laughter] big but yeah like that's something there
• 12:04
  is still a reason out there yeah okay I don't think that's a good enough
• 12:08
  reason no but it's I mean at least that's something it's better than the no
• 12:13
  reason that we have anywhere else for a forkin to make a difference in whether
• 12:18
  or not you get AIDS you have to already be having sex with someone who's got
• 12:23
  AIDS yes yes that's that's true so I
• 12:27
  think it's at best a band
• 12:32
  solution it's also not a guarantee no I'm not I'm not like I'm going to [ __ ]
• 12:37
  you you got AIDS yeah well don't worry I'm [Laughter]
• 12:44
  circumcised [ __ ] it dick news is great what else have we got there's more dick
• 12:48
  news yeah good good I was worried uh I mean there's uh there's erection news
• 12:55
  yeah yeah Yep this one's this one's good you want to take us through this one
• 13:01
  sure uh a gentleman from uh from from England from the UK uh decided it would
• 13:07
  be a good idea to take 35 viagra pills in an hour as a dare a lot of pills
• 13:12
  that's a lot of Viagra um AR they expensive uh I don't know I don't know
• 13:19
  yeah I don't know I'm happy to say that I've never had to find out but uh he
• 13:24
  took 35 of them uh for a laugh and uh not only did he have have uh a constant
• 13:30
  erection for 5 days he also experienced dizziness uh nausea and
• 13:36
  um hallucinating everything he saw was green wow yeah and he had a massive
• 13:43
  erection that would not go away uh from August 24th for 36 hours he was in
• 13:49
  hospital uh and he says they admitted that the paramedics were trying their
• 13:53
  hardest to remain professionals um but you could see they
• 13:57
  were trying not to laugh at him wow wow and he's come out and said this it
• 14:01
  wasn't a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for 5
• 14:06
  days it sprang into life and it was no use to me oh dear fortunately my wife
• 14:11
  has forgiven me and I realize I've been very very lucky she forgiven you for
• 14:15
  taking the pills or forgiving you for something you haven't mentioned like why
• 14:19
  you took them or something like that yeah all the stuff you [ __ ] while you
• 14:22
  had it or did he have to concoct a story about this dare oh the guys dared me to
• 14:26
  take all these pills I swear it's nothing unusual look at pictures though
• 14:29
  he does look like the kind of guy who would do goofy [ __ ] for a dayare the
• 14:32
  first picture here is him drinking out of a bowl of what looks like
• 14:37
  Scotch yeah and then the second picture is him just doing a crosseyed tongueout
• 14:42
  funny face so actually she that's one of his children with him with a Star Wars
• 14:47
  shirt yeah and then uh him in a suit but yeah I wonder I mean I'll be honest we
• 14:52
  we've hung out together uhhuh you know many times and we've never never just
• 14:57
  taken Viagra recreationally when it was just us no and then I've gone home I had
• 15:02
  to go home and apologize to my partner for my massive erection sorry I was just
• 15:06
  hanging out with the boys you know it is yeah oh honey no no no no this this
• 15:11
  erection was from the boys yeah we were just having fun they dared me to get
• 15:16
  nice and hard for him so he says I realized I've been very
• 15:20
  very lucky yeah you have if she's not asking any more
• 15:24
  questions yeah like why you had Viagra in the first place exactly why you had
• 15:29
  35 of them to hand that you could swallow and why you took them out on
• 15:35
  your boy's night
• 15:39
  exactly yeah so many questions yeah so maybe don't take that many uh listeners
• 15:45
  if you're on the old Viagra yeah maybe you stick to the prescribed dosage yeah
• 15:50
  what is the prescribed dosage I don't know don't they usually
• 15:54
  make him in like that was that was a trick question I assume like I'm guess one or
• 15:59
  two tablets yeah usually isn't that normal same as an aspirin they make them
• 16:04
  so you just take one or unless I guess if they're large pills they'll I don't
• 16:09
  know I I don't know do you take them right before as well or do you have to
• 16:12
  give it some time like how in like if I pop the pill do I start to become erect
• 16:18
  or do I have to take it like earlier in the day it's from what I've heard it's
• 16:22
  also not guaranteed you will become I think you still need something to
• 16:26
  stimulate you as well okay mhm I don't know though so it doesn't just make it
• 16:31
  happen podcast at multipl nerdgasm
• 16:50
  docomomo that no no yeah Snapchat will work [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat send a
• 16:55
  picture of your penis vomiting rainbows [ __ ] oh we've got to talk about that
• 17:01
  yeah I know how good is it man I was sitting in um in a restaurant in in
• 17:07
  Manila yesterday like with tears of laughter running down my cheeks and the
• 17:12
  video after video after video of you vomiting rainbows I couldn't stop and
• 17:18
  ones that just started out like he weren't going to do it turned into you doing
• 17:23
  it yeah it's difficult to mask as well cuz it makes your cheeks Rosy so I had
• 17:27
  to go to a position where the lights made it look like oh I don't know if
• 17:29
  he's going to do it yeah and then I vomited rainbows is that a plugin for
• 17:34
  Snapchat or is that like something else featur in the new the new version what
• 17:38
  you've got to do is before you like you hold it up for a selfie right and you
• 17:42
  touch your face and hold your finger on there and then it'll it'll it'll do it
• 17:46
  like it'll come up with options there's a bunch of different ones you can do
• 17:48
  it's really cool yeah speaking of selfies I encountered a weird thing
• 17:53
  today right I was on a plane and about halfway through the trip all the
• 17:58
  stewards came back out like they do when they do the safety message and they said
• 18:03
  okay now here's the Fun and Games part of the flight right ah and they they
• 18:09
  said Okay first person to do and they rattled off a few things first person to
• 18:13
  show a selfie that they took at the airport just now and first person to
• 18:18
  show i' won a prize and there were several yeah right okay yeah first
• 18:22
  person to show a selfie of them getting on the plane I have heard of this that
• 18:26
  they're trying to sort of make it a bit more interesting get people to pay
• 18:30
  attention again I've had uh it was an I don't know why I was on Air New Zealand
• 18:34
  but it was an Air New Zealand flight and they because I've never been to New
• 18:38
  Zealand but they they did that and I thought oh that makes me want to go to
• 18:41
  New Zealand because that was fun they seem like fun people yeah yeah I've seen
• 18:46
  stuff happen there I've seen stuff happen on version International or oh
• 18:50
  yeah mhm yeah I've just it's cuz everyone you've been on everyone's been
• 18:54
  on a plane now we all know what you need to do so everyone stop paying attention
• 18:57
  yeah oh man the delta videos where they're all goofing around they're great
• 19:01
  videos not cuz no one's paying attention anyway you might as well make it fun
• 19:05
  yeah and I've seen ones where they sing it and yeah New Zealand Air did a hobbit
• 19:10
  version yeah right very good very because yeah like really we don't need
• 19:16
  to know we all know yeah yeah it's like a tutorial in a video game now I don't need it
• 19:21
  anymore [Music]
• 19:24
  yeah is there a any update on robot sex I mean probably not no no no there's
• 19:31
  some there's some sex robot news is there does this come under dick news or
• 19:35
  or is yeah I mean I mean that's what I'd use if I was going to have sex with a
• 19:38
  robot yeah I'd probably use a dick if I was going to have sex with just about
• 19:41
  anything yeah yeah yeah well well you
• 19:45
  know yeah unless it was one of my over
• 19:51
  positiv yep yep so uh this is just followup because last week while we were
• 19:57
  reviewing another article I saw in sidebar this headline would you have sex
• 20:01
  with a robot these scientists really don't want you to so I I'll give you the
• 20:08
  the cliffnotes version of this article basically awes scientists are making sex
• 20:13
  robots for us and by sex robot it means a blowup doll I guess that has some kind
• 20:18
  of mechanics in it it still looks like a freaky weird thing yeah like I wouldn't
• 20:25
  put my dick in this you know um but scientists have come out and
• 20:31
  said that this could be very dangerous for society as a whole because it may
• 20:37
  make men no longer want to have meaningful relationships with actual
• 20:43
  human women they just watched that episode of future Rama then yeah see I
• 20:49
  often wonder about you know some people seem to take their anime ladies very
• 20:55
  seriously that's true you get those you know those p p what am I talking about
• 21:01
  pillows that you can cuddle cuddle pillows uh with a little anime woman on
• 21:06
  it and uh I don't know it just seems like maybe the guys are a little bit too
• 21:11
  into cartoon ladies that's true um the guys that make these basically said uh
• 21:18
  their goal is the opposite they want these to be out there and available to stop
• 21:24
  infidelity uh you know instead of having an affair with you know some you met
• 21:28
  online you can just [ __ ] one of these
• 21:30
  sex robots instead um or apparently I'm
• 21:36
  gleaning from this they're all also making child versions of these so that
• 21:40
  pedophiles can [ __ ] robot children instead of going out and molesting real kids really
• 21:47
  that I don't know about
• 21:50
  that see because well even though even your so you can have sex with a robot
• 21:57
  instead of of your wife or or girlfriend or whatever that's still strange I guess
• 22:02
  although it's not because it's just masturbating it's not but it is but it
• 22:06
  but here's the thing the fact that it's shaped like a woman is kind of like if
• 22:12
  you're just using this purely to get off it doesn't have to be shaped like a
• 22:16
  woman or even be shaped like a vagina look at that iPad attachment exactly
• 22:21
  right the fact that you're shaping it like a woman is kind of I can understand
• 22:26
  why some women would say well where just just [ __ ] objects now aren't we right
• 22:30
  okay I've got to think they're saying like so it'll stop husband going out and
• 22:34
  cheating um the the wife's not going to have a problem that he's got this
• 22:38
  life-sized doll I think if you actually have to provide a sex robot to prevent
• 22:45
  your husband from [ __ ] other women you have a problem regardless like robot
• 22:51
  does not solve the problem this is going to be the ultimatum every single time
• 22:55
  honey you up for it tonight I don't know well no problem honey I'll just go into
• 22:58
  the garage and [ __ ] me robot that's
• 23:02
  right oh man and you know she's just going to get stuck with cleaning
• 23:07
  [Laughter] it man if they make the you know how you
• 23:13
  can get a flashlight that's shaped like a porn star's vagina mhm Y what what if
• 23:18
  they start making these robots shaped like you know it is it's just basically
• 23:22
  you know you get whoever in your I wondering who you going to go for there
• 23:27
  Matt yeah your example in your hypothetical porar I actually couldn't think of a
• 23:34
  [Laughter] name uh Katie Morgan see I don't know
• 23:39
  who that is but all right is Katie Morgan the one you made us look up once before
• 23:45
  no I was going to say CU Morgan was who's the one that they first made the
• 23:50
  flashlight of Stoya uh yeah yeah don't so they made one of her right that's
• 23:57
  creepy right for her I mean I would well then I would have thought that the the
• 24:01
  flashlight thing was creepy enough but yeah it's a bit creepy I guess they
• 24:03
  don't give a [ __ ] they're getting paid a fortune clearly they don't care about it
• 24:08
  that much no they're just getting paid to endorse it really yeah no I think if you're if
• 24:14
  you're okay with I mean if you make porn you know what people are doing to it so
• 24:18
  you're okay with that yeah that's right probably probably it's not a huge issue
• 24:22
  but I just I I don't know I think if well unless your husband's like oh
• 24:28
  this is uh this is just a robot of sto that I've bought so that I don't cheat
• 24:33
  on you that's fine right so that I don't cheat on you with Stoya with sto well
• 24:39
  not that I have the option but yeah honey I uh I met Stoya at sexo and she
• 24:44
  was very interested and because I love you so much instead of [ __ ] her I
• 24:49
  bought a life-size replica of her to [ __ ]
• 24:54
  instead do you reckon porn stars are up for it I think a lot of people think
• 24:58
  they probably are probably not yeah I reckon they're probably not but seems
• 25:04
  like people are like oh yeah they'd be up for it no probably not no they
• 25:07
  wouldn't they wouldn't no they get PA it's it's either a job or they're doing
• 25:12
  it because they like it the same way we all like it but they're not just up for
• 25:16
  it with anyone yeah yeah now some people seem to have funny ideas about that
• 25:20
  stuff but anyway so uh sex robots are going to ruin that reminds me of
• 25:24
  something a friend of mine said to me once years ago and I'll tell tell you
• 25:28
  who it is off a but um he said to me once that he enjoys
• 25:34
  watching porn featuring women with animals like horses and donkeys really
• 25:40
  and I said why why do you like that why does
• 25:44
  that turn you on and his answer was if she's [ __ ] a horse I've probably got
• 25:51
  a chance with her well be
• 25:55
  honest that's I think I know who this is
• 25:58
  is that that I would not make that leap
• 26:02
  because if she's [ __ ] a horse chances are she's got a very specific taste yeah
• 26:08
  she's got something specific in mind and unless I mean is this person of the dark
• 26:12
  skinned persuasion no no well then probably not going to cut it yeah
• 26:17
  probably not bit of casual racism there you can of course get um it's not racist
• 26:22
  to say that black guys have big dicks because that's a compliment no but it's
• 26:25
  one of those one of those uh micro aggressions you're not supposed to
• 26:30
  engage in anymore oh yeah it's that's the world we live in God you can't say
• 26:36
  anything about anyone no you can't you can't uh well while we're on the topic
• 26:43
  of that we finished with dick news sorry is that we might have gone through our
• 26:47
  dick news for this week all right uh do you want to talk about this this kid
• 26:52
  that was arrested for taking in a clock to school yeah homemade clock yeah so
• 26:59
  I've posted an update well it's not really update it's just a bit of a bit
• 27:02
  of more information in in there as well I think it's interesting like I make no
• 27:07
  I know I I don't know the details that well but uh do you want to run through
• 27:11
  the the overall story first yeah look and it's not really breaking news
• 27:14
  anymore cuz I have seen a few people share this on Facebook now so it's it's
• 27:17
  kind of out there I think everybody knows about it yeah yeah so basically
• 27:21
  Muslim kid in an American School makes a
• 27:25
  homemade clock takes it into school to show it off uh School calls the cops and
• 27:31
  says that this kid's made a bomb brought it in and then the internet went crazy
• 27:36
  and said that's racism and Obama tweeted at him and said you can bring a clock to
• 27:42
  the White House any day the Facebook Mark Zuckerberg said we want more kids
• 27:46
  like him building stuff so he's welcome at Facebook he's got offered an
• 27:50
  internship at Twitter when he's old enough um I'm looking at a picture of
• 27:54
  the clock yeah okay so yeah yeah that looks like a bomb well it's in a suitcase
• 28:00
  is what happened is first of all they didn't think it was a bomb clearly
• 28:05
  because and this got picked up people were questioning this at first anyway
• 28:09
  because if you thought he'd made a bomb you would Evacuate the school you would
• 28:13
  do all this stuff that you wouldn't just sit with him in the principal's office
• 28:15
  and discuss the bomb that he built so they obviously didn't think he' built a
• 28:19
  bomb um they thought that he had created a hoax bomb they thought that he was
• 28:25
  doing it on purpose he was making it look like one and what this guy's saying is from
• 28:31
  looking at the pictures of it he didn't make a clock that is a clock and they've
• 28:36
  confirmed what it is what model and all that kind of stuff it's an old alarm
• 28:39
  clock that he's removed from its casing and put into a little suitcase and and
• 28:45
  the guy is saying to be honest it does look like he tried to
• 28:49
  make it look like a bomb sure like I I can see why they would assume that and
• 28:55
  or or at least question it so it it kind of seems like all the outrage is maybe a
• 29:00
  little overblown I don't know maybe maybe it is maybe it's not maybe he
• 29:03
  genuinely just thought it would be a cool thing to do to put a clock in a
• 29:06
  briefcase I probably would have thought something like that was cool as a kid as
• 29:09
  well but I also would have thought making it look like a bomb was cool yeah
• 29:13
  as a kid yeah and you probably wouldn't have brought it to school cuz you know
• 29:18
  that even something that kind of looks like a bomb is probably not allowed at
• 29:21
  your school but then like the getting arrested is probably going too far I
• 29:26
  think as well yeah getting dragged into the principal's office I think would be
• 29:30
  enough I think everybody involved has just gone way overboard with this like
• 29:34
  even I mean [ __ ] the president's tweeting about it and clearly they don't
• 29:38
  they haven't considered the fact that I mean it is a bit weird that he did it
• 29:43
  cuz he like I say like this guy saying like he didn't make a clock from scratch
• 29:48
  he just he took the insid out of a clock and put him in a briefcase like yeah you
• 29:53
  know it still had to be plugged into the wall it wasn't anything particularly
• 29:56
  special about I mean although you know like I said he's a kid it's a cool thing
• 29:59
  to have done as a kid was that dangerous he could have electrocuted himself yeah
• 30:03
  that's what the guy's saying the uh if if anyone slightly missed when they
• 30:07
  hitting the snooze button they would get a shock because of the way he's got
• 30:10
  everything positioned there but yeah I don't know it's just it's all gone
• 30:16
  very very very overboard I think and oh and the other thing to rec remember is
• 30:22
  that his father he's involved in politics and he's he's very anti-
• 30:26
  islamophobic and all that kind of stuff so I mean he's probably lapping this up so
• 30:33
  there's that that might be an element to bear in mind as well because this is
• 30:37
  pretty good for his case you know what I mean sure well this is where I think
• 30:42
  because I thought it was a hoax bomb I think it was if any child had have
• 30:45
  walked in with that it probably would have been the same reaction at this
• 30:48
  school well I think people are saying the problem is that if it was a white
• 30:51
  kid they probably wouldn't have called the cops on him or arrested him that
• 30:56
  kind of stuff you know I don't know I don't it's this was in Texas maybe
• 31:00
  that's true maybe they wouldn't know if he was why I don't know man I don't know
• 31:03
  maybe if your name is ammed Mohammad yeah everything you do in Texas probably
• 31:08
  gets the cops called yeah I just I feel like he's not he's not as innocent as
• 31:15
  everyone on Facebook makes it sound it seems like he was a bit silly about this
• 31:21
  like yeah cuz yeah I can't like looking at it it does look like a bit of a bob
• 31:26
  yeah but it looks like an old James Bond era like cold war B exactly exactly just
• 31:32
  dragg it to the principal's office a couple of detentions done yeah and in
• 31:35
  his defense I would have thought I would have thought that was badass when I was
• 31:39
  a kid oh yeah if you if if my friend brought that in was like look what I
• 31:41
  made I'd be like that is [ __ ] badass yeah yes in fact I would have tried to
• 31:45
  even make it look even more like a bomb yeah I mean I'm a traditionalist I
• 31:51
  think that all bombs should look like the bomb from the old Batman movie which
• 31:54
  is basically a bowling ball with a sparler with a fuse scking out of it so
• 31:59
  yeah I don't know at first I was a bit outraged but then like I said as I
• 32:02
  looked into it I was like oh well I can kind of see I guess it's it's grayer
• 32:06
  than it appeared to be on Facebook yeah don't listen to Facebook no I try not
• 32:12
  to that's why I got rid of Facebook who would have thought the internet took one
• 32:17
  really specific angle of a quite complex situation and blew it out of proportion
• 32:23
  but this was blown out of proportion before I even got to Facebook yeah I
• 32:27
  mean you got the president tweeting at him as well and it's like well seems
• 32:31
  like even he didn't really know what was going on I reckon if he'd had all of
• 32:36
  this information he might have just left it but that's the thing like they
• 32:39
  worried that it was a hoax bomb which can actually be just as dangerous as a
• 32:42
  real bomb not just as dangerous perhaps but but no no a HOA
• 32:48
  could still lead to death yeah with the Panic that urance not as directly but
• 32:53
  you know what I mean yeah but what someone's saying is I mean the reality
• 32:57
  of it is right this device that he's got in there right it's got a speaker for
• 33:02
  when the alarm goes off and what somebody said in the it was in the
• 33:04
  comment some one of these articles has said all he has to do is connect
• 33:09
  explosives up to the speaker cables and
• 33:12
  it is a bomb so I think he's like I don't think it's unreasonable to say
• 33:18
  don't do that don't bring that into school please yeah you know don't be putting
• 33:23
  that into a briefcase and bringing it to school that looks bad yeah I'm pretty
• 33:27
  sure even in our day if we had rocked up to school with a briefcase full of
• 33:30
  electronics we would have at least been questioned by the principal yeah they
• 33:35
  might not have called the police but they definitely would have known why we
• 33:38
  had brought that in yeah yeah yeah I don't know and we would have gone cuz
• 33:43
  look how Co it is exactly yeah cuz it looks like a bomb yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 33:49
  but we come from a different time oh absolutely yeah yeah yes we do did you
• 33:54
  hear about sort of sad that we could say that already oh God
• 33:58
  yeah you know they don't use blackboards at school anymore they got the electric
• 34:02
  whiteboard they're all good that Smartboard boards yeah yeah we've got
• 34:07
  them at work somebody was talking about one of those and I didn't even know what
• 34:11
  it was and I felt really old yeah when I give training at work that we've got a
• 34:16
  Smartboard and yeah it's really weird is it actually a screen or is it just like a
• 34:22
  whiteboard that you can print things off like I've seen no it's a screen yeah
• 34:26
  okay you like push it you hook it up to the computer and then like when you push
• 34:29
  the screen you can basically it's like a mouse like a touch screen yep [ __ ]
• 34:35
  that's that's that's fancy man there's a person working at my work who was born
• 34:40
  when we were in year
• 34:41
  10 yeah oh God and they're working yeah
• 34:47
  yeah they finished their degree and they're working we're at the AFL and one of the
• 34:53
  players was born when in 1995 yeah let let's move on to something that
• 35:00
  know will make us feel old okay getting drunk that makes me feel
• 35:05
  young again um oh yeah have you guys seen these fancy liquid liquid nitrogen
• 35:10
  cocktails that they've I hadn't seen these they look [ __ ] awesome but I
• 35:14
  wouldn't drink one yeah I've seen I've seen them around not in uh I may have
• 35:20
  seen one in a bar I've seen fancy cocktails with like dry ice and things
• 35:24
  before apparently they can be a bit dangerous and I I wouldn't have known
• 35:28
  this so I'm kind of glad I saw this article but basically what's happened is
• 35:32
  they've developed it's a cocktail they shoot it with liquid nitrogen to make it
• 35:36
  kind of smoke and look I guess it makes it cold as well and in theory it's it's
• 35:41
  fine as long as it dissipates in everything the gas dissipates um but
• 35:46
  what's happened is when they do it you have to wait for the nitrogen to go away
• 35:49
  otherwise you're going to have a bad time and so what's happened is This
• 35:52
  Woman's ordered one of these cocktails uh actually no the bartender gave it to
• 35:55
  her for free cuz it was her birthday a so he's popped it up on the bar and it's
• 35:59
  it's got smok and stuff coming out of it and she goes oh is it safe to drink and
• 36:02
  he said yeah yeah drink it while it's still smoking which is like the big no
• 36:06
  no part isn't it right because she took a sip and then smoke started coming out
• 36:10
  of her nose and mouth and she said straight away she knew something was not
• 36:13
  right and her stomach expanded and literally uh exploded perforated because
• 36:18
  of the gas oh my God because of the gas yeah so she was taken for emergency
• 36:22
  surgery had her stomach removed and a direct connection was created between
• 36:26
  her esophagus and her small bowel hopefully if they've given her a some
• 36:30
  kind of stomach although possibly not basically yeah they look dramatic but
• 36:35
  you've got to wait for the nitrogen to go away uh otherwise it's really really
• 36:38
  dangerous and the bar uh the staff were basically told wait 10 seconds before
• 36:43
  drinking yeah those was the safety instructions they were given see cuz I
• 36:46
  hear about these cocktails and I also hear about desserts being made with it
• 36:49
  maybe we shouldn't be using something so dangerous for something we're going to
• 36:53
  ingest well this article also says that the bar has admitted they actually
• 36:58
  looked into this to see whether there were any health risks involved how is it
• 37:03
  to get liquid nitrogen uh I don't know I'll be honest I I would have thought it
• 37:08
  was more difficult than than it apparently is because after watching
• 37:12
  Terminator 2 I wanted some yeah yeah and I watched uh uh might have been at
• 37:18
  queston in fact watched somebody freeze a squash ball and smash it with a hand I
• 37:22
  was like I want that stuff seen do so much fun to play with yeah I say if it's
• 37:28
  this easy to get some I say we get some and have some fun what we I say we make
• 37:33
  cocktails out of it I say we find someone who doesn't mind us putting
• 37:36
  their hand in it because that's what I really want to know bad new that's uh
• 37:40
  that's what happens at the end of uh what's the Stallone movie the one on set
• 37:45
  in the Future with Wesley Snipes oh demolition Demolition Man yeah yeah
• 37:48
  Demolition Man they freeze him at the got to watch that again that's a great
• 37:51
  great movie sorry spoilers so anyway yeah if you're out and you see a liquid
• 37:55
  nitrogen drink it's fine safe to drink as long as the gas has dissipated do not
• 38:00
  drink it still smoking it's not ready even if the bartender says do it tell
• 38:05
  him he's a [ __ ] with yeah probably best not to insult your bartender a [ __ ]
• 38:11
  it spoken like a real alcoholic you want them to be your
• 38:17
  friend yeah that's true we started a new uh spin-off series the other week uh
• 38:23
  would you guys want to hear the next episode uh we've been hanging out for
• 38:26
  the next episode all right cool yeah I assume everybody has the listeners
• 38:29
  probably have too um this is this is called tempting fate uh this is a new uh
• 38:35
  completely original fresh and new yep yeah you've never heard anything like
• 38:40
  this before and here we are with episode two of tempting
• 38:45
  fate previously I'm tempting fate Barnaby Wellington has been in prison
• 38:50
  for the murder of Darlene small shoe for the past 20 years but is he innocent
• 38:55
  well if he wasn't raping and murdering my wife wife what was he
• 39:01
  doing something I discovered during the course of this investigation is that it
• 39:05
  is very difficult to account for your time for example what did you do on
• 39:09
  Wednesday 3 weeks ago 1 week ago what about a few minutes ago Terry can you
• 39:15
  remember what you were doing 5 minutes ago where were you 5 minutes ago I've
• 39:20
  got no idea uh I might have been outside having a Dar or uh was I scratching my
• 39:27
  scen then actually I don't know was I talking to you I guess we'll never know
• 39:33
  Barnaby has to remember the precise details of a trip that he took home from
• 39:36
  work 20 years ago this is a collect call from the Pila County Correctional
• 39:42
  Facility I remember exactly what I was doing what would you like to know yeah
• 39:47
  but I mean no one can remember details from that long ago I left work at
• 39:51
  precisely 1702 I spent four minutes driving to the orphanage where I dropped
• 39:55
  off some hand knitted sweaters at 1710 I stopped by the home of Mrs dunde the
• 40:00
  oldest resident of piger to make her a cup of tea old gray with a lemon twist
• 40:04
  from there I drove to the piga community center arriving 7 minutes early for my
• 40:08
  1730 World memory Championship training we're had a competition the week later
• 40:12
  you see yeah Terry had trouble remembering as well are you serious I
• 40:17
  sometimes I wish I could just remember the details the police make all of this so much
• 40:22
  easier we tried to verify Barnaby's timeline but unfortunately the orphanage
• 40:26
  has since closed and Mrs dundy passed away many years ago that old [ __ ] died
• 40:31
  too that's suspicious she probably shouldn't have slept with my wife next
• 40:36
  time I'm tempting fate Terry and I travel back to Pillager to continue the [Music]
• 40:42
  investigation wow wow what will they discover I don't know but I think it's
• 40:49
  going to be pretty interesting
• 40:55
  wow speaking of uh it's pretty
• 40:58
  interesting or more to the point things that weren't that interesting do we have
• 41:04
  a jingle for technology news that that Dan has a go of and really just wishes
• 41:11
  that it was better than it was the jingle all right [ __ ] I'll figure
• 41:17
  something out [Music] Jesus it go off and really just wishes
• 41:24
  that it was better than it was so
• 41:29
  um last week as you know I was at Singapore Comic-Con yeah and then
• 41:34
  yesterday I was at um Philippines Comic-Con W I've got o Comic-Con next
• 41:40
  week nice three Comic Cons in three weeks yeah so um this one was pretty
• 41:46
  interesting they they they kind of they're a bit more formal I'd say like
• 41:51
  there's a bit more kind of sponsored material it's less like a kind of
• 41:55
  free-for-all bring your own shop um but the guests AR as good so right
• 42:01
  you know did you see anyone this time uh no no I didn't I didn't it was just
• 42:08
  recognize anybody's yeah so this time this had actors that I knew was you know
• 42:12
  oh okay somebody from uh The Avengers but none of the really famous people
• 42:19
  and someone from Game of Thrones but none of the really famous people right
• 42:24
  right someone who's dead Thrones no no someone who's alive but just never
• 42:30
  featured that someone who's alive so wasn't interesting enough to kill
• 42:33
  correct yeah yeah you wouldn't even know their name
• 42:37
  so what was interesting was that they had an Oculus Rift and never having put
• 42:43
  one on I decided to line up for the two hours and try it out two hours yeah wow
• 42:50
  see that's why I've never tried one yeah well I decided [ __ ] it I'm doing it and
• 42:54
  I I went away from like I put my name on theist like Lin up for a bit and then asked if
• 42:59
  I could go away and come back and they put my name down and then I went away
• 43:01
  and came back and lined up for another half hour and then went in wow that's
• 43:06
  where you need me that's right yeah exactly yeah okay that's put that on the
• 43:10
  list for this this upcoming Packa Luke you'll try the Oculus Rift and you have
• 43:14
  to help me I can do that I'll organize that so have you guys tried this thing
• 43:19
  no no I keep every time I go to somewhere I go I see it and I go I want
• 43:23
  to try that and I never go back and do it see I know somebody who's got one and
• 43:27
  but he moved away so I can't I can't use it
• 43:31
  well here's my review and this is really subjective and I've only played one game
• 43:37
  on it it was one of the horror games but let me just preface this by saying that
• 43:41
  in the line waiting to go in there was a screen where you could watch the people
• 43:47
  who were using it before you right right and in the line I saw people pull it off
• 43:53
  after less than a minute and say no I can't handle it it's too it's too scary
• 43:58
  I saw they pull it off a girl who Wasing her eyes out I saw a girl pass out and
• 44:04
  have to be revived with smelling salts really I've I've saw somebody
• 44:09
  hyperventilate and had to be given water and calmed down before they could
• 44:12
  continue huh and so I I went in there with pretty high hopes that it was like
• 44:18
  an immersive experience and I wondered like [ __ ] I mean like do I have the
• 44:22
  stomach for this you know I'm I going to freak out after a minute yeah the answer
• 44:27
  is no the answer is it's a [ __ ] video game yep
• 44:32
  like here's my here's my experience they put it on you right they put the Eyes
• 44:37
  thing the the the mask I don't know does that have a name the eye piece the
• 44:42
  Oculus the Oculus room they put that on you and they put headphones on you right
• 44:48
  yeah well they have a name already yes and then they hand you a controller
• 44:51
  right uhhuh that has a name too yeah the controller yep Y and then the pi comes
• 44:57
  up and you go okay cool and you turn your head to the left and then the right
• 45:02
  and your vision moves to the left and right and you go okay that's pretty cool
• 45:06
  until you realize that you still have to play the game with the same controls as
• 45:12
  any other video game as in one analog stick for forward and back and one
• 45:16
  analog stick for direction and it's easier to use that than to continually
• 45:20
  move your head anyway right so after the first look around I didn't move my head
• 45:25
  again right so I may as well just been watching this on a TV yeah I feel like
• 45:29
  that's a recipe for for just throwing up is to have your head and be moving it
• 45:35
  independently of your thumbs you just don't do it like it's just you stop
• 45:39
  doing it it's it's like with the Wii the first time you play a sword fighting
• 45:43
  game you stand up in the on guard position and then every other time you
• 45:46
  play it you're sitting on the couch yeah you know it's just like that it doesn't
• 45:51
  actually help you now the game itself was fine it was kind of like a I forget
• 45:56
  what it was called and I've to look it up and I I can't find it but it was
• 45:58
  basically like a Slender Man kind of thing you're you're alone and you're in
• 46:02
  a scary place and things occasionally jump out and scare you and that's all
• 46:06
  well and good but honestly this is far from a game changer and if I could give
• 46:11
  you an analogy the Oculus Rift is to a
• 46:15
  TV what headphones are to speakers yeah you know what I mean like
• 46:20
  all it does is direct something right in front of you it doesn't actually immerse
• 46:24
  you yeah okay okay interesting it's like just watching a screen that you don't
• 46:28
  look away from there is one coming out it's not a Oculus but there's another
• 46:34
  one coming out where they actually recommend that you have like a room to
• 46:37
  play in sure right yeah so you will be walking around yeah look and that might
• 46:42
  improve it or even I've seen ones where you're on like a treadmill or something
• 46:46
  like this but I mean for something that's been promised to me since I was 8
• 46:50
  years old watching an episode of behind the news and they showed us virtual
• 46:55
  reality and said this is just a around the corner and that was nearly 30 years
• 47:00
  ago and then I have a go at this like honestly I have no idea why people were
• 47:05
  fainting and crying and freaking out I don't think that was so much the
• 47:10
  rift that might have just been people who don't really play games must be yeah
• 47:14
  yeah could be see I wonder about see having it on and being on a treadmill
• 47:19
  for example seems like a really bad idea because moving left and right with a
• 47:24
  thumb stick is not the same as as walking so if I'm running in a game
• 47:28
  right and then I go to run to the left like instinctually I'm going to run off
• 47:34
  the treadmill and hurt myself you know what I mean like my first instinct if
• 47:38
  I'm actually running is not going to be to use the thumb stick to steer while
• 47:41
  still propelling myself forward with my legs yeah yeah and so that I think if
• 47:46
  it's if it's going to be really immersive cuz I think if if you're
• 47:49
  stationary and you can use something like the connect that could be really
• 47:52
  cool sure like if you if you don't move uh you know know around too much in
• 47:58
  the game you could use to connect in the Oculus Rift and that could be really
• 48:00
  immersive but if you've got to like I said if you if you exploring a mansion
• 48:06
  like there's no way to do that properly and be able to move using your legs it's
• 48:10
  not feasible yeah unless they can develop some kind
• 48:14
  of thing that you can walk on where you don't actually move you know what I mean
• 48:18
  yeah like a like a I don't know like a giant ball that you can walk on top of
• 48:24
  or something but then again it needs to I don't know you need to not notice it
• 48:29
  otherwise it's not going to work that well I don't know so I see what you mean
• 48:34
  yeah I can imagine it is it's just like having two screens strapped to your
• 48:37
  eyeballs yeah that's right and it's like I was so disappointed I walked away from
• 48:42
  this and I was like how can I finally got inside the Oculus Rift and be this
• 48:49
  unmoved by it yeah what I think it's going to be I think it's the you're
• 48:55
  playing the wrong type of game with it yeah y from what I've heard like playing
• 48:59
  a game like um lunar lander I think that's what it's called Where You're
• 49:03
  Just Landing a space shuttle on the moon yeah I reckon for something like that or
• 49:07
  for elite dangerous right Elite dangerous if I'm in a chair like that
• 49:11
  that feels like I'm in a spaceship and I'm actually like controlling the
• 49:16
  spaceship and you know my hands are on the controls obviously that you can get
• 49:20
  reach around push all the buttons cuz it would it wouldn't work but and then when
• 49:23
  I look around I'm looking around in my spaceship like that would be great yeah
• 49:28
  yeah that's what I think it's going to be great for I think a game where you
• 49:32
  have to run around it's not going to work yeah no I think we're we're we're
• 49:38
  way off from that happening and this is from someone who
• 49:42
  hasn't used it obviously but here's the thing like people were
• 49:49
  fainting yeah yeah I don't think that was a rift I think that was just the
• 49:53
  people you were in line with yeah but that's the thing
• 49:55
  like have you never played a video game what are you doing at
• 50:01
  ComicCon like it's like yeah I mean there's things jumping out at you and
• 50:07
  mostly it's the sound that startles you if anything but here's the thing so I'm
• 50:10
  going around this ghost thing flashes up in front of my face I'm like oh okay
• 50:15
  well now I know things jump out at you so it didn't startle me again yeah and
• 50:19
  it's not like it looks real it looks like Nintendo here's a question did you have
• 50:25
  a little nose in front of you [Laughter] what I know what you mean I know what
• 50:32
  you mean what the some people were getting quite sick when they using the
• 50:35
  rift so what they've actually done is they've sort of put in like just in the
• 50:38
  middle like a little could be a little nose because you see your nose yeah I
• 50:43
  can't see my nose now you can you can I can see mine I big nose I have to go
• 50:48
  like full crosseyed to even see like a blur where my nose would be and I've got
• 50:52
  a very big nose yeah see I do but not even I always see mine but not really
• 50:58
  it's there but you don't see it like now that you've said that I'm absolutely
• 51:02
  aware of my nose and also part of the center you know like whatever it is that
• 51:06
  goes up from my nose to my to my eyebrows I can't see these things yeah
• 51:11
  no it's there I can see my lips if I do like a kissy face in front of me like
• 51:16
  I'm not looking at it but it's there in my peripheral I can't see mine see it
• 51:20
  just stop people getting motion sickness they added that into games and that's
• 51:24
  sended to help a lot of people little nose can you adjust the nose size I
• 51:28
  don't know can you can you can they make it so when you look down you see little
• 51:33
  p or a pair of
• 51:35
  boobs yeah virtual woman yeah yeah people be making videos about that if
• 51:42
  they do it yeah they will someone made a there was a video about that virtual sex
• 51:47
  game that someone made for the Oculus Rift of course they did yeah y first
• 51:51
  thing they did I'm sure that already
• 51:53
  exists who do you have sex with sto I
• 51:58
  think yeah I think you just walk around and look at look at naked women and then
• 52:03
  you go oh you and then obviously because they only Built the eyepiece you then
• 52:08
  just have to masturbate oh yeah that's right oh I can't see that angering anyone on the
• 52:14
  internet no no well while we're on games I
• 52:20
  noticed that little lukie's played some Witcher yes I've finally finished Mad
• 52:27
  Max and I decided I'd play The Witcher now you you mean the Witcher three right
• 52:30
  or you starting at the first one The Witcher three I tried to play the first
• 52:33
  Witcher and I just couldn't get into it yeah don't do that I tried to play the
• 52:37
  second one and I tried to play the second one after the Xbox one came out
• 52:42
  and couldn't couldn't play that yeah oh could you playing it on 360 not PC yeah
• 52:48
  yeah it's it looks it looks good on PC but yeah 360 it's not that great I'm a
• 52:53
  fair bit in and when I first started playing I did not like it really I
• 52:57
  really didn't know what you saw in it now I'm a bit further in and it's not as
• 53:01
  hard M now I've leveled up a bit and I wasn't trying to take on harder quests
• 53:07
  I'm actually starting to enjoy it a little bit okay okay it's not I wouldn't
• 53:11
  say it's one of my favorite games like I enjoyed man Max a lot more yeah really
• 53:15
  i' I'd love if that review got on the poster I'm starting to enjoy this a
• 53:18
  little bit not one of my favorite games but I like it but a game I really liked
• 53:24
  was Mad Max no but it's really like even with the other Witcher games I didn't really see
• 53:30
  what the big fuss was I didn't think they were that good it's just the story
• 53:34
  is very good but if you don't care about the story I mean it's and also the I
• 53:40
  guess the setting I've already had sex
• 53:42
  with one person oh who um the witch Kira
• 53:47
  yeah y got her in the bed yeah I knew you would yep cuz you don't even have to
• 53:53
  you have to choose to do that and I and I chose I knew you would yeah K did you yeah of
• 53:59
  course um well I've been playing it for that long and I haven't had sex with
• 54:03
  anybody yet so might as well be her it's not going to be like uh Skyrim where we
• 54:08
  all end up married to the same woman is it cuz that just got
• 54:12
  awkward no this is a bit more on the rails I think it's not as yeah you don't
• 54:18
  you don't get to uh you don't get to do as many so far as uh as some of the
• 54:24
  other games or rather not as very see the people that you have sex with so far
• 54:28
  in which I can't believe this is actually a thing is this a segment y um
• 54:33
  virtual are all are all kind of main characters in a way yeah I reckon you
• 54:38
  have sex with Kira probably Tris and
• 54:42
  yennefer yep which is a stupid name yennefer yeah yennefer Jennifer with a Y
• 54:48
  yenifer vengerberg well yeah I can confirm that but uh that's what I mean
• 54:53
  but in the others or maybe not Witcher two so much but definitely in the first
• 54:57
  one there were a lot more random people that you could or you could choose to or
• 55:02
  choose not to right did you have to control these or no no no no it's just a
• 55:06
  cut scene but in the first one in the first one you got like achievements and
• 55:10
  and or maybe not achievements I don't know if steam would have allowed that
• 55:13
  but you could get like uh collectible cards in game like tarot cards with with
• 55:19
  the ladies generally with their boobs out I remember there was a big uproar
• 55:23
  over that when that was happening oh gee I can't think why that women are being
• 55:26
  used as literal trophies yeah yeah it awesome yeah we're a long
• 55:33
  way away from us being able to control the character while they're having sex y
• 55:38
  that no seriously that won't actually be legal under our classifications in
• 55:42
  Australia yep yeah that's why they the South Park game you weren't allowed to
• 55:46
  rape Randy in the uh in the alien spacecraft I still haven't seen that is
• 55:51
  that what you call it you played the game there right yes yes okay great game
• 55:56
  yeah I played the game without all that on it but then I went and watched all
• 55:59
  those scenes on the internet okay I played the uncensored version it was
• 56:03
  great it adds The Experience because when it starts because you know how it
• 56:07
  works right you ridiculous yeah because it's it's like Guitar Hero in a way and
• 56:12
  if you hit it wrong then the dildo starts hitting him but then yeah it goes
• 56:17
  so fast that it's impossible and he's and you're hitting the buttons and he's going oh
• 56:21
  God him that was such a great game like
• 56:26
  yeah such an unexpectedly great game it wasn't and it wasn't like it was a right
• 56:32
  length it wasn't a long game it wasn't a short game it yeah it was perfect they
• 56:36
  need to make another one they are they are yeah they've announced it did you
• 56:41
  not know that oh no I did not I wasn't sure they either that's great yeah um
• 56:46
  what's it called it's uh it's they the superheroes in this one the raccoon guy
• 56:51
  the [ __ ] yeah the [ __ ] South Park the fractured but hole is the new new game
• 56:57
  oh I did not hear about that I didn't really pay attention to E3 at all this
• 57:01
  year for some reason oh okay yeah there wasn't a huge amount of stuff I don't
• 57:05
  think actually you know what that's not true there was the Final Fantasy remake
• 57:07
  and all that kind of stuff there's a lot of remakes that that better be coming out on the
• 57:12
  Xbox I don't know I want achievements and I want to play that game again and I
• 57:18
  can't play unless I get achievements achievements have ruined
• 57:21
  me you're a ruined man well it's sort of like if I play game PC I'm so like Yep
• 57:27
  this is fun and all but but what does it get me but I can't if I play the Xbox
• 57:32
  which is over there I can get an achievement do you know I started to
• 57:34
  feel a bit like that when I I I played World of Warcraft for a little bit right
• 57:38
  and then I went back to uh I can't remember what it was at the time it
• 57:41
  might have been Dragon Age or something and I was like you know what this is fun
• 57:44
  but no one even knows that I've achieved this a where no you know what I mean but
• 57:48
  whereas in World of Warcraft you know I'm walking around in my armor yeah it's
• 57:54
  like yeah I've seen [ __ ] you know and then I realized MMOs are [ __ ] compared
• 58:00
  to actual games yeah because they can't deliver that experience yeah although
• 58:06
  they they've tried a lot but but maybe if you're playing with an Oculus Rift no maybe
• 58:12
  no World of Warcraft for an Oculus Rift that seems pointless
• 58:18
  yeah yeah racing game could be fun in Oculus Rift if you had like a steering
• 58:22
  wheel and stuff o oh and I think that is going to going to be compatible with the
• 58:27
  Xbox oh yeah yeah they announced that so yeah a racing game with my steering
• 58:31
  wheel setup is going to be amazing yeah think go that could be cool cuz you
• 58:35
  could look behind I'm going to have to get an Oculus Rift now mhm but it would
• 58:38
  only be for checking your side mirrors the rest of the time you're staring
• 58:42
  ahead which you're doing anyway yeah no no because you check texts on your phone
• 58:48
  while you're driving that it' be good because you can actually see Corners
• 58:52
  better and no it will be a lot better yeah I that might be true I mean it's
• 58:57
  something that they've tried to introduce in games already when you play
• 59:00
  on like realistic that when you turn the corner your head will sort of turn you
• 59:04
  look further and it's bit confusing doesn't work that well but that could be
• 59:09
  that could be cool though to be able to look around corners and stuff but that's
• 59:13
  what you're saying like Elite dangerous as well and I think make a new X-Wing
• 59:17
  game yeah yeah no elite elite dangerous I reckon would be great the Oculus
• 59:22
  Rift which reminds me I played the demo of that and I liked it but I don't know
• 59:27
  if I liked it enough to buy it and now the demo has probably expired cuz it's
• 59:31
  time limited I so that's annoy purchased it on the Xbox is it
• 59:35
  good um cuz the controls took so long for me to do anything I was like I don't
• 59:40
  even know if I like this game yet because I can't do anything cuz it's so
• 59:43
  complicated went through the tutorial and then I went now what do I do and I
• 59:49
  turned it off I think it's a game that you really need to play with people as
• 59:52
  well it's an MMO yeah do you know what this game is Dan sorry while we're okay
• 59:56
  it's basically like uh like Wing Commander or Elite or you know
• 1:00:00
  freelancer all those kind of games where you fly around in a spaceship and you do
• 1:00:04
  stuff um but it's an MMO so you there other people in the world and you get
• 1:00:07
  quests and but I mean most of the time you're flying your spaceship and it's
• 1:00:11
  really cool except it's it's quite complicated to control right it doesn't
• 1:00:16
  hold your hand at all no it's like you've got to hit X to engage the
• 1:00:20
  weapons then you got to hold down X and choose what [ __ ] ammo otherwise
• 1:00:24
  they're not going to work and then you they over heat and then even just
• 1:00:28
  maneuvering the ship at first was confusing it's not an arcade style
• 1:00:31
  control sure it seemed very cool but like I said the the demo is timed and I
• 1:00:36
  hadn't figured out even how to do anything well that's not quite true but
• 1:00:40
  I hadn't figured out if I likeed the game yeah I purchased that demo you
• 1:00:44
  purchased the game well yeah at the time when you got the the trial it also was
• 1:00:49
  you can pre purchase it now yeah yeah and they said if you buy it now you get
• 1:00:53
  it at a reduced rate and I went screw it I'm going to do it and yeah I haven't
• 1:00:58
  played it since yeah mhm mhm cuz that's what I do oh that's what I do as well
• 1:01:03
  well as we discussed I'm still I'm just playing Tomb Raider now so yeah just in
• 1:01:10
  time for it to come out free yeah even though I've already paid for it but I
• 1:01:14
  will uh I will play the next one hopefully when probably couple of years
• 1:01:18
  later when that's free y anything to uh kind of take us out
• 1:01:23
  this week yeah you guys read this article about about kids who literally
• 1:01:27
  tunneled out of their school to escape and then went and tried to buy a sports
• 1:01:32
  car yeah that's pretty awesome I like that they had a plan it
• 1:01:38
  wasn't just let's just get out of here it was a let's go here and buy a car
• 1:01:42
  yeah yeah they described it as a mission now these kids are really young
• 1:01:48
  too like they're five years old it's not like it's a bunch of teenagers that did
• 1:01:53
  this it's primary school kids
• 1:01:57
  yeah yeah so they they wanted a specific
• 1:02:01
  car I believe a Jaguar yeah a joke but they didn't have any money of course not
• 1:02:06
  they're fine of course not certainly not enough to buy one of them and they
• 1:02:10
  walked over a mile just over a mile to a car showroom selling luxury cars I like
• 1:02:14
  this a female driver noticed them and asked what they were doing they told her
• 1:02:18
  they'd come from kindergarten to buy a Jaguar but they did not have any money
• 1:02:22
  she put them in the car and drove them to a police station yeah yeah well this
• 1:02:28
  this makes me think I mean did you guys have any hairbrain schemes going when
• 1:02:32
  you were kids cuz I I can remember one specific one that I've had I'm not even
• 1:02:36
  sure if I've talked about on this podcast before but have you guys have
• 1:02:40
  any schemes yeah I ran away from school once yeah yeah my friend Adam and I was
• 1:02:45
  in probably year five year four or five we just were like you want to go not be
• 1:02:50
  at school and I was like yeah all right cool so we um we just left left uh and
• 1:02:56
  another kid spotted us on the way out and must have told somebody cuz and our
• 1:03:00
  plan was basically that we would uh walk down to the main road and just wait for
• 1:03:06
  a bus um foolproof yeah take us into penth yeah and hopefully we could go see
• 1:03:11
  a movie or something even though I I think we even had any money but anyway
• 1:03:14
  it wasn't to be honest now that I think about it I don't know how we were going
• 1:03:18
  to we were intending to catch the bus we're probably going to try and use our
• 1:03:20
  bus passes which would have been a bit of a giveaway to the bus driver yeah
• 1:03:24
  yeah but uh yeah we made it uh we made it fairly far but uh not not
• 1:03:29
  anywhere near the main road or a bus stop and a teacher came and picked us up
• 1:03:33
  cuz as I said somebody saw us leaving yeah mine wasn't quite like that mine
• 1:03:37
  was I got in trouble in class and was told to go outside and I didn't actually
• 1:03:43
  know I was in trouble at all and I didn't know what go outside meant and so
• 1:03:48
  I went outside how old were you kid I would have been like year one or year
• 1:03:52
  two I didn't know what outside was I'd only ever been in that classroom where I
• 1:03:58
  was born I mean I didn't understand like the ghost sit outside cuz I was in trouble
• 1:04:04
  so I went outside I found some other kids and I went and played tag for about
• 1:04:07
  an hour and then I came back [ __ ] that is that is Luke that is Luke y like
• 1:04:13
  don't tell him to go outside don't don't leave him unattended ever that's right
• 1:04:17
  don't ever be so vague as to just tell him that leaving the room is his
• 1:04:22
  punishment he will go and play with some people yeah he will find something fun
• 1:04:26
  to do it's a great afternoon yeah so what's yours Dan I'm
• 1:04:31
  curious Well mine's quite elaborate all right did I ever tell you guys
• 1:04:37
  about the time I tried to murder my year one
• 1:04:41
  teacher yeah I don't think I've heard this one yeah I have but but I'm I'm
• 1:04:47
  happy to hear it again have I hadn't talked about it on the podcast I don't
• 1:04:50
  think so okay so we had teacher her name was Miss Hopkins Miss Hopkins if you're listening
• 1:04:56
  we tried to kill you so we hated her so
• 1:05:00
  much like she was just so strict you couldn't you couldn't do anything wrong
• 1:05:07
  or you just I spent the entire year with my nose against the back wall like and I
• 1:05:11
  wasn't a naughty kid but somehow I got in trouble every day and we used to just
• 1:05:16
  be constantly paranoid we were going to get sent out and so we decided that she
• 1:05:21
  had to be killed it was the only solution make sense yeah
• 1:05:26
  so we drew this diagram in the library at lunchtime on this big bit of paper
• 1:05:32
  uhhuh and we would we would dig a
• 1:05:36
  pit in the out of bounds area where no one could see us digging cuz nobody was
• 1:05:41
  allowed and we would fill the pit with big wooden
• 1:05:45
  spikes then we would cover the pit with leaves and put a trip wire between two
• 1:05:51
  trees then we would wait until she was the teacher on duty I.E the teacher who
• 1:05:56
  was in the playground at lunchtime watching the kids Y and we would go up
• 1:06:02
  and we would tell her off we would swear we would be repulsive and then we would
• 1:06:08
  run and she would chase us and we would run into the out of bounds area we'd
• 1:06:13
  know to jump the trip wire and we'd know to jump the pit she wouldn't she'd trip
• 1:06:18
  on the wire fall in through the leaves and be impaled yeah on the on the spikes
• 1:06:23
  below are you sure you want to tell story I'm just thinking about it
• 1:06:28
  now and so we um we dug the hole so we
• 1:06:34
  We snuck into the out of bounds area and we dug the hole and we couldn't find
• 1:06:39
  anything uh kind of spear like so we got
• 1:06:43
  those really big thick colored pencils and sharpened them in the electric
• 1:06:49
  sharpener which used to make things really really sharp and we stuck them
• 1:06:54
  into the ground up in this hole and we covered it with leaves and Ben bobin who
• 1:07:01
  was also sorry Ben ining names Jesus then bobin had brought in cuz his mom
• 1:07:07
  did knitting had brought in for the trip wire some wool and I remember it was a
• 1:07:12
  green wall and we tied that across the
• 1:07:16
  tree and the only reason that the plan didn't go ahead beyond that point was
• 1:07:22
  because none of us were game enough to go go up to miss Hopkins and swear in
• 1:07:28
  case the plan failed and she lived how old were you uh it was year
• 1:07:35
  one so we would have been five turning six Jesus CHR how deep was the hole the
• 1:07:39
  hole was only as deep as the lead pencils were so uh they were it was
• 1:07:44
  probably 6 in deep so the the spikes came to the top of the hole but then
• 1:07:49
  were obscured by leaves so um we just left it we left it as as it was
• 1:07:56
  so hopefully no one got hurt if so well you're not in the
• 1:08:02
  country anymore that's right Miss Hopkins didn't get hurt that's uh just in case she
• 1:08:07
  survived or she didn't and she came back from the dead to hunt you down yeah that
• 1:08:11
  would have that would have been that would have been bad also now did you
• 1:08:14
  have any thoughts about if it did happen if you would get into trouble no no
• 1:08:19
  because here's the thing she was the one who used to get us in trouble yeah
• 1:08:23
  exactly we had never gone in trouble from another teacher yeah so what she
• 1:08:29
  going to do as far as we knew the only reason we were getting in trouble at all
• 1:08:33
  was because Miss Hopkins was a [ __ ] was
• 1:08:36
  alive that's right yeah we also had this
• 1:08:41
  uh this other plan I forget whether this was before or
• 1:08:46
  after of just to just to get back at her um you know we used to have uh
• 1:08:51
  excursions and used to have to bring money in an envelope so used to have to
• 1:08:56
  so that basically the teacher would come in and there' be a pile of envelopes on
• 1:08:59
  the table each with like a $5 bill and a permission slip signed in
• 1:09:03
  them so we decided that to really just [ __ ] get her right we would write a
• 1:09:10
  whole bunch of swear words on a piece of paper and you know the the way the
• 1:09:15
  adults wanted us to not swear we we thought they must have been just
• 1:09:18
  horribly offended by these words so yeah right so we were just going to put that
• 1:09:22
  and she might die of fright yeah we were just going to put them into blank
• 1:09:26
  envelopes and put them in the pile anonymously so that as she was going
• 1:09:30
  through she would occasionally there were three or four of us who did this
• 1:09:33
  she would occasionally find one that was just just swearing um di but once again
• 1:09:39
  once again we would too we're too nervous to actually go through with it
• 1:09:44
  so two of us me and Ben bobin again sorry Ben um we had a different we did it at home
• 1:09:51
  so I decided no I can't write swear words like that's just going to be just
• 1:09:54
  crossing line so I drew pictures of all the swear words
• 1:10:00
  instead which is actually probably worse yeah so I drew a bum and I drew like
• 1:10:07
  Underpants and just all these things Underpants that was a sar word
• 1:10:12
  Underpants and she's going to go yeah it's going to be horrified and Ben had
• 1:10:18
  the same thought he didn't want to write them so he just left all the vowels out
• 1:10:23
  so he just wrote like sht and stuff like this so so he's probably
• 1:10:28
  he's probably some new app developer now that's got some startup in what he's
• 1:10:33
  doing in fact I'm going to look him up right now Ben bobbin there can't meet
• 1:10:36
  too many Ben bobbin in the world his name's now Ben
• 1:10:45
  [Laughter] bbin oh man miss Hopkins [ __ ] [ __ ] she was a
• 1:10:51
  [ __ ] what's she doing now h
• 1:10:56
  dead probably a good chance she is it was close to 30 years ago oh Ben bobin
• 1:11:01
  moved to Perth I know a few people have moved to Perth what's there I don't know
• 1:11:06
  man there's a prison I just want to know what he does for a living there's a
• 1:11:12
  monkey related Pub that I can't remember the name of where only monkeys are
• 1:11:17
  allowed to go no it's just called I've been to Perth and uh they I said oh you
• 1:11:23
  know what Paul my friend Paul who you you guys know I think went and uh Paul
• 1:11:28
  if you're listening how you going um we wanted to go out and we said oh where
• 1:11:32
  should we go and they said Oh The Golden Monkey or something like that it's you
• 1:11:36
  know it might even be monkey it was golden something maybe but anyway we
• 1:11:38
  went there and it was uh Friday night we got there at like 11 and they're like
• 1:11:41
  last drinks we're like oh Perth
• 1:11:46
  sucks no though I think it's smart I don't get the whole let there's no point
• 1:11:51
  in going out if you're not going out till starting at midnight why not just
• 1:11:55
  go out earlier and get home in a decent time and then still have your weekend
• 1:11:59
  yeah and that's uh this week's crabs with [ __ ] that's all for this week
• 1:12:04
  thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please
• 1:12:10
  subscribe and items to receive episodes
• 1:12:14
  automatically we'll see you next time