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BOY STORY NOLA | Son of a Boy Dad #273 ft. KB & Nick · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: It really doesn't, does it. It's gonna be the same thing. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on there, pal we saw you in the
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  Speaker 3: hockey game. Mark.
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  Speaker 10: I know you, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, it's also a great helped him out. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Boston next week though. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: swing by that at hometown sho do.
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  Speaker 4: People are crazy, We'll see, because when I returned to Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucking nuts. It's chaos, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What are we talking like ticker tape?
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  Speaker 3: It's it's damn near free beers half filled the Optimist
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  Speaker 3: in me road.
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  Speaker 11: Do you ever return to Allentown?
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  Speaker 1: Me and a do are doing a fucking the pick
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  Speaker 1: and roll. We're hitting a little bit of a uh
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  Speaker 1: a little little two man game up at the Laugh
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  Speaker 1: Factory in Allentown.
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  Speaker 3: It was sick.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been to Allentown. Honestly, you ever been out there?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anyone who has you don't know anybody
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  Speaker 4: that's ever been Allentown's that song about it?
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  Speaker 3: Ever's living here in Allen Town.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, that's all there was to do was
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  Speaker 7: to write that song Allentown and the like.
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  Speaker 3: I guess we'll write. I guess we'll try and be
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  Speaker 3: productive while we're here.
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  Speaker 1: Boring asked man's name to name a town after Allen.
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  Speaker 4: Allen I mean, we live right next to fucking Gary,
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  Speaker 4: Gary Town.
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  Speaker 3: What is it? Gary, Indiana? Gary, Indiana?
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  Speaker 1: Gary.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not hip at all.
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  Speaker 11: It's like the worst town.
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  Speaker 3: Damn. There's there's two crumbled town it's so crumbled.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nasty. Freddy Gibs from there, Michael Jackson from there.
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  Speaker 11: I think the Jackson squad. Gibbs us from there.
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  Speaker 3: From Gary.
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  Speaker 1: There's two battle rappers. Really, uh, there's two battle rappers
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  Speaker 1: named Jeff, Like that's their rap name.
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  Speaker 3: But Jeff, you're just gonna pop on a shows.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to press.
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  Speaker 1: Yes so you can watch these highlights in the background
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  Speaker 1: and just zone out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's something to have on. There's two guys for
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  Speaker 7: the best and I'll have it on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's fine, it's highlights.
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  Speaker 1: But there's two guys named Jeff, and one of them,
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  Speaker 1: he is not even really named.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff, is Swedish guy. He just thought that was.
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  Speaker 1: Like a cool American name to go by.
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  Speaker 7: What are the Swedish names that you would need to
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  Speaker 7: come up with a new name from moving to Sweden
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  Speaker 7: to America.
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  Speaker 4: There's some pretty sweetish Swedish like they throw like three
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  Speaker 4: v's in a row.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah. Iceland, it's like you every word is all.
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  Speaker 4: It's mostly these their street signs are really long, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just because out of necessity.
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  Speaker 7: It's like not like the when I remember when I
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  Speaker 7: was in Iceland. It's not like when it's not like
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  Speaker 7: some of my friends and like my friends Bo and.
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  Speaker 3: Matt we were I remember, Like it's not even one
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  Speaker 3: of those.
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  Speaker 7: It's not even like the words that you can like
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  Speaker 7: read and like pronounce properly. It's not like you know
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  Speaker 7: what you know, you read something in Spanish and you're like,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what it means, but I can read it. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 7: Like this is like it's like you don't even know
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  Speaker 7: what they're getting at.
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  Speaker 3: I mean whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Rekvic, which is impossibly hard as Yes, that's they're easy.
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  Speaker 3: That's their gary. Yeah, reikievic.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's their easiest word.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's insane there.
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  Speaker 11: That's a crazy place. They have a disproportionate amount of
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  Speaker 11: like star musicians.
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  Speaker 3: Iceland, Yeah they do. Who's that one? Yeah they got
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 11: Iceland is smaller than Allentown.
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  Speaker 3: It probably two hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 11: They got the Monsters and Men York.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, York. The Monsters and Men is Iceland.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I love that.
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  Speaker 3: They're great.
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  Speaker 1: Little Talks yeah to no no little song. It's their
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  Speaker 1: first song.
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  Speaker 3: Their a big song, fit no way. I love them.
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  Speaker 3: I love them.
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  Speaker 11: I love a Little Talks.
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  Speaker 4: I Oh God, I seek your approval so much. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't care about York of Ice and Men, but Little Talks, man.
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  Speaker 1: They're so fucking good. They're so sick. We all just
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  Speaker 1: had lunch together. Uh KB. Put us onto the grass
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  Speaker 1: fed trimp.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've had so much grass fed that's they're torturing them.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that was That was like a funny joke I played,
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  Speaker 11: is asking the waiter for a grass fred trimp.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was really funny. You guys all laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still think that because I'm picturing them taking the
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  Speaker 1: shrimp out of the water to like feed it land
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  Speaker 1: grass and they.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't like it. I couldn't tell you what shrimp
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  Speaker 3: eat though, it's gonna be gonna be like ambazz. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they gotta be bottom feeders. Now. Bugs and ship I
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  Speaker 3: don't like thinking about it. I don't like seeing them.
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  Speaker 4: I would in my face with seafood too, And I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a fish guy. Yeah, but one in the big easy,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 3: What, dude, he's right, one in the big easy. He's right,
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  Speaker 3: suhrimp is good. The bugs and water, the bogies and
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  Speaker 3: water are gross.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't realize how many bugs like in like you
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  Speaker 7: ever go swimming in like a river. Yeah, there's just
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  Speaker 7: discussed thousands of bugs just flowing in between, like in
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  Speaker 7: the Ohio River.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, it's more solid than like if you.
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  Speaker 3: Ran fast enough you could.
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  Speaker 4: It's like that one ship you can make with like
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  Speaker 4: the fucking flower.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, no joke. My friend made the news.
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  Speaker 4: He was in the creek and he found a prescription
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  Speaker 4: bottle and he opened it was a thumb.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I remember that. Yeah, that was obviously the headline.
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  Speaker 4: And then like uh, there was like a there was
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  Speaker 4: like a decade straight where you couldn't eat the fish
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  Speaker 4: you catch, because they just like they had both male
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  Speaker 4: and female genitalia. Like the poison in the water was
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  Speaker 4: like turning them was given the male.
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  Speaker 3: Eating a dick.
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  Speaker 1: You might be eating a fish dick.
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  Speaker 11: It's a good like you're gonna snag something. It's not
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  Speaker 11: going to be like a fish. But you're caught like
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  Speaker 11: a garage sale, you're gone items.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I caught, like you know how Google does those
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  Speaker 4: images that are incomprehensible by the human. I couldn't tell
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  Speaker 4: what it was image I pulled, I put it in
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  Speaker 4: my net, and.
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  Speaker 3: I got a nosebleed from looking at it. Yeah, like creation. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Blackman retweeted that he went viral off of just a
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  Speaker 1: picture of that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think it's just like what is this?
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  Speaker 3: He nabbed it water thing.
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  Speaker 1: They say that if you in the East River that
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  Speaker 1: you that you that like something will swim up your penis.
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  Speaker 11: One thing.
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  Speaker 4: That water looks like multi vitamin piss. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 4: it glows a bit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's one in like, uh, I forget where it is.
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  Speaker 7: It's like somewhere between the border of the United States
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  Speaker 7: and Mexico. There's some river that apparently like immigrants will
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  Speaker 7: try and like swim up to get across the border,
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  Speaker 7: and apparently that they just all die, like they all
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  Speaker 7: die like it's like apparently it's like the most toxic water.
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  Speaker 3: They just die as soon as they swim in it.
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  Speaker 7: It's just you're just swimming in like shit in like
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  Speaker 7: nuclear waste.
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  Speaker 3: That'll do it. Probably.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, those poor guys. How do you think they pick
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  Speaker 7: the rivers that they're gonna do that too?
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  Speaker 1: Coyote knows there's probably just a coyote, a sharp ass coyote.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you get into being a coyote.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, major, No, No, I just meant I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I meant like, how do you think they picked the
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  Speaker 7: rivers like the Ohio River, Like who do you think
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  Speaker 7: the first person was to decide like we're going to
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  Speaker 7: turn this into trash?
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  Speaker 3: I think it was just everything they built next to it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the East like the East River, like
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  Speaker 7: one person threw a body in and then they were like,
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  Speaker 7: I guess we're just gonna all start throwing the bodies here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the dirty, dirty river policy. It's like the
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  Speaker 1: broken window policy. Once you started started going. But some
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  Speaker 1: countries are still pooping the rivers. Yeah, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: say which.
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  Speaker 7: No, India, India, there's other countries.
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  Speaker 11: I think they're like yeah, they say, yes we do.
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  Speaker 1: They're not like, yeah, there's the one festival in India
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  Speaker 1: where they throw ship Dude, have you ever yeah, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever had Indian food then tried to ship in
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  Speaker 1: a toilet?
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  Speaker 3: Like the ship rejects the porcelain. It's like oil water.
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  Speaker 7: What the fuck is this? That's my turn talking. What
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  Speaker 7: the fuck you look down? It's just hovering above the
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  Speaker 7: perfectly balanced vertical like the ship's and arrival.
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  Speaker 3: Smooth or emotion to what it's saying.
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  Speaker 1: This can't be racist because no one's ever thought of
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  Speaker 1: that before.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. That's the rule of firsts.
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  Speaker 1: You're the first one to it. There's nothing nasty or
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  Speaker 1: racist about it. I don't think there's American rivers that
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  Speaker 1: people are pooping in, though there or maybe there are
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  Speaker 1: that people are dumping in.
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  Speaker 4: There's those funny dudes that will like do a cannonball
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  Speaker 4: as they're popping a turd.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, what what crew is that?
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  Speaker 4: Every funny guys got, They're like they're serious pussy getters.
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  Speaker 3: The dudes are the like the dudes that the least.
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  Speaker 4: Shot about put shipping get the most checks is crazy
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  Speaker 4: girls lowky like it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so they can drop their big, stinky turds around
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  Speaker 7: that person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it opens up the flood. Yea.
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  Speaker 1: In Westchester, Pennsylvania, after Jackass came out, there was like
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of sub Jackass communities that popped up up.
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  Speaker 3: I even talked about this one.
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  Speaker 11: But I mean obviously, like on YouTube, there was like
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  Speaker 11: a bunch of like, you know, same thing Jackass two point.
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  Speaker 3: People couldn't really capture the charm though.
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  Speaker 4: Even like celebrities like Jimmy Kimmel after Jackass came out,
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  Speaker 4: was trying to do ship like that, but he was
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  Speaker 4: He was just like thrust on women that were looking
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  Speaker 4: through binoculars in New York.
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  Speaker 3: He was actually that's what he was doing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you've seen that video of him with like the banana, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: just like humping a girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like, oh, it's like they saw Jackass,
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  Speaker 3: like we could do that better.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah with Jimmy Fallon, Yeah you're gonna get your cock
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  Speaker 7: out involved in the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just be like justin Tucker. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: was a prank back then.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or who else?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Peyton Manning, Oh he was farting on chick, he asked,
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  Speaker 1: He asked.
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  Speaker 3: His trainer just to just hold it. Or he put
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  Speaker 3: his ass on her?
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  Speaker 11: Did he fart on her?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: I think he like came over something onto her, like
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  Speaker 1: she was like bent over and he like I think
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  Speaker 1: some of did a wall and landed his ass on
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  Speaker 1: her or something.
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  Speaker 3: I could be wrong. I don't have enough ass to
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  Speaker 3: like put on someone.
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  Speaker 1: Just slide right off side. You can't land your ass
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  Speaker 1: on anything.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the reaction will be more like that hurts? Could
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  Speaker 7: you get off of me? The sharp ass?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I hate even I actively avoid not seeing my ass. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I try not to see it.
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  Speaker 3: I try.
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  Speaker 7: I don't really catch a good glimpse of mine that often.
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  Speaker 7: But sometimes I'll be in like a hotel and there'll
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  Speaker 7: be a mirror behind the mirror.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Then you catch a full glimpse of your ass
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  Speaker 7: and you're like, oh my god, straight on, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Know you have a little yoka oh no crack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was a small little butt.
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  Speaker 7: No, I got a I got a big craft. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but it's ugly, like it's an ugly.
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  Speaker 3: I got an ugly butt. What do you mean? It's
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: like like roers and.
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  Speaker 7: It looks like if you opened it up like spider
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  Speaker 7: like cobwebs would be like a big thing of dust
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  Speaker 7: would shoot out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, bullshit. I have My asshole is offset left.
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  Speaker 11: No a way, and I'm glad you found that out.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, do you have to have an askew like
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: is if whenever I take a dump, there's like the
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  Speaker 1: dump the stain is on the left.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know, like there's those kids that have like
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  Speaker 4: one leg longer the other and they have to have
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: a shoe with the big soul?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have like one side of your like.
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  Speaker 1: I have a curved toilet so I can hit the
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  Speaker 1: middle of it.
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  Speaker 3: Toilet. It's nasty, I tried. I just I hate seeing
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  Speaker 3: my naked body.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes in hotels there's the wall behind the toilet's just
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  Speaker 4: all mirror. So the pew of you you pissing, you
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: just look at yourself piss Yeah not good.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't like seeing myself naked either, and.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't have a I don't have a
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: mirror at.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Home that goes below your shoulders. My shoulders, so I doesn't.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: He really does.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: I'll be like things are going well, and then I'll
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: go on the road on the weekend and I'll be like, oh.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: My god, it's fine. Don't even know how fat I got.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: One of the worst ones is like a mirror on
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: the back of a bathroom door that faces the toilet.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: So if you're like especially if you're like ass naked
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: ship and then the door you like close the door
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: to just like a picture of you, it's just your
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: whole body to watch yourself wipe.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have to. That's the most vulnerable moment.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: It is when I was just in there wiping, I
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: was terrified when you guys were going to walk in on.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I swear if I saw any of you guys wiping,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: I would be I will damage what I feel about you.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: You're a loud wiper. Yeah, it sounds like cogs, rusty cogs.
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: I'm just like, I'm just trying to just scratch my eyes,
• 16:43
  Speaker 11: just like a crumbled ball. And I don't want to
• 16:46
  Speaker 11: like clean, I just want to like pleasure it. You
• 16:49
  Speaker 11: go up and down with the turn my toilet paper
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: into like a loofer.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: And just that's like exact like, yeah, you're like hand
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: gets like vain because you're squeezing it, so you're going
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: so fast.
• 17:00
  Speaker 11: Because I have R I three and all I want
• 17:03
  Speaker 11: to do is just three, like the third version one
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: two were like, you know tolerable.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Three is almost pleasurable. It's like it feels so good.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: So it's like a bear on the tree.
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's like every time you wipe the most d
• 17:20
  Speaker 11: MS I ever get to this day, or dudes asking
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: me for like, what what product do I use? Which
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: is panicura?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Really like a lot of dudes suffer from it? What
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: about which hazel?
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: I haven't heard about witch hazel?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Which hazel? Wonders? I gotta, I gotta jug of it
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in my.
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: Well, Panicua is the top ranked it as.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: You want to go natural to crunchy with it?
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: To tell me about which hazel?
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't know whatel is necessarily natural?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Which hazel Isn't it naturally occurring? Is it like a root?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: It might be? I don't know what did you think
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: it was from a witch's cauldron? I know what it was.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: I looked up how to cure my asshole when everyone
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: was like use witchy alright?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Three? Two? No, I have hemorrhoids.
• 18:05
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I beat those somehow.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it'll suck back in after a while.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: They go in and then then then one like one flight,
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: I'll take one flight in their back.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: He said. He was playing whack them all with them.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh I just started playing video games and
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I did like a ten hour session with Mouke and
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: uh with Rudy and White Sox days and the next
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: day it was like it looked like a bag of
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: nerds gummy clusses.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it's like. In the mirror. Yeah, I
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: have a mirror on the ground.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Over yeah, where you could see it without even opening
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: your asshole.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Was crawling out. My ass was like buck teeth is brutal, dude.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: I was like, there was like a like recently it
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: was like I had like a two weeks spam where
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: I couldn't leave the house without him.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah there was.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I was gonna use that. But then I
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: was like, this feels weird. That's true.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just shrinks tissue.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, what does panicura do the same thing?
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Is it like Panicura makes it sound like it's a
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: cure for everything, just like pan sexuals like you're attracted
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: everything right.
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: It's like this organ pink goo that like burns and
• 19:27
  Speaker 11: cools and almost numbs the the itch. It works very
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: well so and I always I never tell people when
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: they asked me it is panicura And it's like gooey pink. Yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: like organ pink.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: What does it do?
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: What I'd imagine like strike organ looks like.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: The color like intestine intestinal pink?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Do you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Does this? This is only for itchy asshole? It's a panicura.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: It sounds like like could you use it for him?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Like have you ever used what do you use the
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: prepage spray?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: No?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, Well, how the hell can you even spray your
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: own asshole?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: You know how? I just I have?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: But like really, there's an attachment that looks like an
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: oxygen mask that you could pop down there.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You can't miss. Just suck it on there.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: That's the only that's the only hemorrhoid thing I've ever used.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: That's like instant relief. The second you press the spray.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: It's like it's like sizzling the reaction.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Your nutsack, like you're you pull up your nutsack.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: And I just stand and I go to like touch
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: my toes. I wrap around.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Being caught. Yeah, you're like.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: This, Yeah, and then you go on you go like that, Yeah, exactly,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Like that is the relief almost worth the pain of
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: the hemorrhoids.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: It is almost how many tubes do you go through
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: like a month?
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: No, I don't use it that much because it works
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: so well, and you'll need a little bit.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: You have it, you you bring it to Noah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: I didn't because I don't really need it that much.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: And yeah, you think you're wiping technique is what caused it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, And I was like listening to the stern and
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: like an old episode and he said, yeah, it's over wiping.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Wow, but dry it out.
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: I don't want to underwipe.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like, well, I feel like you said, you're
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: moving it up and down like I am. I'm wiping down,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: bring the poop up, bring the poop down.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: And so you're massaging it in. Yeah, I'm ship. Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting rid of the ship.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: It's you're moving it from one place to another. Right,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: That's how like I clean my room.
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: Just like it's like when I that is how I
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: clean my room. Put in corners.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: It's like what I do when Now I get like
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: powdered sugar on my pants.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I do that. That's how I wipe too. Though, Like
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I'll go like I'll go.
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: You've said like you've shipped on your back.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, that's when I have diarrhea. But I'll go.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: I'll go front to back like ten times or so,
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: obviously swapping out to a fresh, fresh hole.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: So what you go front back with sam or the
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: front two back.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: But then at the end I'll go in and I'll
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: just DJ yeah yeah exactly, just rough it up a
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: little bit.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: What about some dude wipes? Yeah, I've dabbled with those.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: It will get you right right away. Yeah, to do
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: where you don't have to do that. Yeah, but then something.
• 22:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, my plumbing is stuffed with dude.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: If only they knew when they created the aqueducts that
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: we'd be throwing fucking dryer sheets down there. Yeah, throwing
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: full cotton swabs. Who did they find out who was
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: pooping into your guys office?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: We think it was a plumbing issue.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: It just spit it back up, so it was everybody's I.
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: Mean, we got down to like limit a prime suspect,
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: which I feel bad.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Because, yeah, but things turned. It was like a cool
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: anthropological study because things turned tribal really quickly, because like
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: as soon as like people heard there was somebody who's
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: been taking nasty ships, they like plucked off the weakest, and.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Like it was him and there was nothing he could do.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Public who it was, No niggas protecting them right now.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: It was a dude though, Yeah, yeah who was the
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: men's bathroom good place for a girl to ship.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: The perfect crime. Oh wow, it's a great place for
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: a girl to show interesting Yeah, No, it was content.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: No sales, sales yeah no.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and explains why they never sell any of our ship.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: There was clogging, yeah, constantly dropping turns. Yeah, on company time.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: The Dutch.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: We we haven't had a single clock toilet in New
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: York honestly in the last year.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Don't you need people to Yeah, the cleaning people don't
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: even come.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: Clibbs, I'm sure are really pilot, Yeah, we I can't
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: even The upstairs bathroom gets a little stinky sometimes. Sales
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: the nature of the bay, yeah, those are really that's
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: that's the steak people that are there.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: It had to have been nerve racking to be barstool
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: beef his first week and then all the toilets are clogged.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh, yeah, everyone must.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: But even the fact that you were willing to say
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: his name makes us know it definitely wasn't him.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't him. Legend. I'm sure he has the capabilities.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Clemmer got sucked down the second floor toilet like
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: a pipe cleaner.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's right. Take the elevator back up, dude. Yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: you look like a gust's gloop going through the plumbing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Magic school bust out of there.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Clemmer can like magic school bus without having to shrink magic.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: He doesn't miss frizzle list. He just all inside somebody,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: and I've been none the wiser.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: He was swimming in the East River. He went up
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: my dick hole.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: And they say, like he had his nose is hooked
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: enough to whear it. You can't pull him out.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Some fish have weirdly human facial features. Yeah, don't love that.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: There's some there's a there's one fish that has like
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: human teeth, yeah lips, Yeah, like sexy lips.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: The fish with the human teeth is the none other
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: than the Bronzino.
• 25:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: It's got like yeah, big chompers, nasty, looks like Compton.
• 25:27
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  Speaker 1: What's the fish that has the like the night light
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: down in front of it?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Those are cool. I can't believe that exists. I forget
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: what they're called, but I think they're real.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Angelfish anglerfish, angler fish that fish have going back to church. Yeah,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I think they're like a lot smaller than you'd think angler.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: They look so disgusting when they come up to like
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: when they die, just because the pressure that they're used to.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what do they explode? Pretty much? They expand,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I think, But how does it?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: How did that evolutionarily work? Like, how did they get
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: the whole stick to come out and be a light
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: in front of them?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: It's really awes right, where did it start? What's the one?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: The horseshoe crab never evolved, It's been like perfect since
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: it was made. This is the thing that's never had
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: to change.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: That's so bad.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I don't understand how that works, though, Like what so
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: what if like right now, what if humans need to change?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I think we're in the process always.
• 28:50
  Speaker 11: So we're very very slowly evolving something like what will
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: we need.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Interesting drop off toes? I think toes will wind up
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: being obsolete, so.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: Like in like one hundred years from now, like will
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: be will be getting longer than that? What about like
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: the appendix, like like fifty has already been proven to
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: be useless if they used to mean something though, yeah, yeah, exactly,
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: So like what like a hundred years are people go
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: to getting born without just no appendix?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Probably one hundred years makes it sound so funny, people
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: like like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe like two hundred thousands were thinking higher failing.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: I get it now.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: I go what we're saying, Sass's kid, what's your You
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: have an appendix?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Dad?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: You're so old. That's how quickly evolution. You're so old
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: you have an appendix? Get a load of this guy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Grandfather is just an ape.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: My great grandfather was like half so my great grandfather
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: was a tadpole.
• 29:51
  Speaker 12: Dude, do we really have to go to grandpa in
• 30:00
  Speaker 12: the middle of the fucking jungle.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Grandpa's for Christmas. I don't want to go through my
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: hair again. I want out of you know, he loves it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Christmas Puck Banana.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: The walk back, the stet back that they do is
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: so so funny and always on defense.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: But they're always preparing for the worst. Yeah, it's okay.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: We were talking about that for a year.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: We're talking about the level of the level of like
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: National Guard and police that they have here.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Like whatever they're preparing for is not the most army.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Every National Guard serviceman has like three guns. They're like
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: general grievous chills, like the alligators are going to there's
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: something that we don't know that because I was at
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: dinner with my girl friend on like the patio and
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: like my cup started rumbling like Jurassic Park, and there
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: was two tanks and there was like a dude leaning
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: out with like the fucking like.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Wars hell face painted war as Hell written on his helmet.
• 31:14
  Speaker 11: Due even like the non armed force, there's like people
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: stumbling around like Bourbon Street that looked like they've been
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: victims of something long standing and heinous, like they just
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: escaped unformed. No, like people that like just escaped being kidnapped.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, there's a lot of nastiness going around.
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: It's that interesting place like a high school public high
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: school hallway, there was no set dress code.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Soon just got bullied. Someone's coming out of a locker.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it isn't interesting.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It's very like it's so far as asked, have you,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I know, you say every city is exactly the same.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Do you find any uniqueness in the city.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: No, not really, to be honest, there's a unique place
• 31:59
  Speaker 11: in America.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like real United States.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: I feel like I mean the air, like I'll say,
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: like the area that we're staying in feels definitely unique.
• 32:08
  Speaker 11: But like this area feels like Chicago.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, does it not feel exactly like walking around like
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Lincoln Park in Chicago Street pretty different, I think really
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: like it's like it's like a quieter area of Lincoln Park.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's exactly what it reminded me of when we
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: were just walking.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Residential sprat the now Street where we're on kind of
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: separates the French part from like a more Americanized part
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I see so classically. I think if you just go
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: the other way on French Street, have you gone down
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Bourbon Street at.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: All I did just the night that we were when
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: we went to dinner.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you were saying maybe laugh. Everybody's questioning why
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: you're here, and people just like, where's your show?
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, everyone every multiple people come out
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: to me like what we're like when you do you're
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: doing a show here?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: What win's the show? Crazy coincidence?
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: Now I'm here for the same thing you are. You
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: could have done something last way out.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like if you popped out of the dozen
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: and just did like thirty, that's your kind of crowd.
• 33:04
  Speaker 11: What's the biggest pro for not a lot?
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Like four hundred four fifty, it's a lot, yeah, but
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, like, what was the dozen last night? It
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: was over a thousand, uh so it's a double Yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: it's probably double that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but you would have crushed for that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: They were I mean people were asking, people were asking
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: where the love Sas?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Who was asking that?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: The people in the crowd front row really like, we
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: would have loved to come and see SaaS this weekend
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: direct quote.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately they didn't get to. They'll have to buy tickets.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: You could probably book we could probably put something together
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: for you. Last second. That would be fun.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: I would I would actually do that, But I don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: think we would be able to do that. Why because
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: it's I'm assuming everything that has I'm assuming most venues.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Are probably booked through the week. Yeah, this is like
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: the biggest event. Yeah, I don't know. There might be
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I think there might be wiggle room.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I think Shane's doing a private show. Yeah yeah from
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: PMT No. No, this guy was talking to it the
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: last night with like own clubs out really yeah, and
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, like Shane's.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Doing a private show, but you can't go. I was like,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: all right, what the fuck?
• 34:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, would you ever do like a private show for
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: like investors?
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: No, No, I'm not big enough to do. Oh you
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: mean like a like a oh, like a corporate Is
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: that what Shane's doing?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't know exactly what. He's probably
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: just doing some sort of like secret show. Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet that there's a corporate gig that's it's
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: probably like a bud Light thing that's paying him a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: half million dollar.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very well.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: Be it could be that I would do corporate gigs.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, I know how everyone says that they're just
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: the worst of the worst. But you get paid so
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: much it's worse than cruise ship. Yeah, I think so.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: I think cruise ships actually sometimes can have like pretty
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: good shows.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't they just keep you like under like
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: below deck. Yeah, you can't.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: You're not allowed to mingle and uh they like you
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: can only eat like whatever they bus.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: That sounds pretty brutal that that sounds like that sounds
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: like kind of like a last resort gig, like I
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: need somewhere to live for the next week.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll do this cruise ship gig. I need
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: to working a home. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: The talent, the level of talent on cruise ships. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was at an open mic one time and I saw
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like someone who said they were doing cruise They just
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: got off a cruise ship. It's pretty bad.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: It's pretty rough. This woman, like a fifty year old woman, interesting,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: was all right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: Open bikes are a pretty tough way to judge people, though,
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: that's true.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Do you still do them? No, But like if I
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: went and did one, I would bomb. Nobody's listening. Yeah, no,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: no one cares.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You think he definitely would. But if it was a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: really good, if it was.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, if it was a good one with a
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: real crowd, I would do well.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: But if it was just other comedians, yeah, other open
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: mic comedians.
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: You should put on like a fake prosthetic big nose.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: And people don't know it to you and then still bomb.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah the whole time. That doesn't change all the jokes.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I got you this, my brother, I.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Know, I saw you grab it.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: Southern Jewish experience, it's just people just like yelling at
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: you the whole time, pennies at you.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: What what's the difference.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: What's the difference between the Northern Jewish experience in the
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Southern I'd imagine the northern is probably a little better.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: They have their own communities.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: It's got to be like what zero.
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: Point five percent in the South has to be.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be low, especially Louisiana.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a good place for you to live,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: You'll think.
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: No, I feel like they're all more accepting here, Like.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't think I've met anyone who
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: that's actually that actually lives here yet. Yeah, like everyone
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: that even the people on the street. Everyone walking on
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: the street has like passes and shipped for stuff, and
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: it seems like everyone's here for this Super Bowl. Yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: I haven't seen any civilians other than the homeless.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: The homeless. Yeah, it has been empty.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: The city has been weirdly empty.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I'm trying. I think still is only Wednesday.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: What are some like Southern Jewish things?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Hulla, cornbread, deep fried balls?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, gafilter fish like ga filter, crawlfish, catfish.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I had catfish down here one time.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I don't love how catfish tastes. Have you had catfish?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: It tasted like it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Tasted sandy, It tastes eat muck. Yeah, it tasted like
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: physically like the floor of a river.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know people ate catfish until recently. Oh yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: but it's so big black. Yeah, in the South, it's
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: so big.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Our black brothers and sisters love it.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I believe, I think I have.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: I'm still I don't even know how to discern fish
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: flavors yet. Really, I don't really I get it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: All the time. I think it's just one o salmon.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: I love tilapia, I love halibit, I love snapper, I
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: love pizza.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Pizza's good Man pap BEVs Chef told us that Tilapia
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: is not real.
• 38:16
  Speaker 11: Everyone's starting rumors like that, what do you mean it's
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: not Chilean sea bass is in Chilean.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That's not a rumor. That's pagan.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's the Patagonian toothfish. It's not Bronzino.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Then circle back, Okay, so that's a different sea bass.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Bronzino's European bass. That's Patagonian Argentina. But these bass, huh,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: these are types of bass. Patagonian toothfish isn't a bass,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: but they call it Chilean sea bass. It sound more
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: app to make it sound because no one was buying
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it interesting, but it doesn't eat like a bass. How's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: your transition from a little sas to Harry Settle Ben good?
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's wrong. I like it. You're brave.
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: So everywhere I go, the host at the clubs like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: should I say Harry Settle or sometimes they'll they'll they'll
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: say both, Okay, it's just Harry Settle.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Has there been threats on your family ever since people
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: found out what your surname was?
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: Now my sisters like linked in, like interactions will go
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: up like five.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the horniest move. It's very on his organization.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, someone posts like a picture of my little sister
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: and are Reddit what and my little sisters like sixteen?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: So what what? Banned? The persons deleted it. Luckily I'm
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: the moderator he is.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But he'll also like, uh, he'll ban anybody that even
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: says positive stuff about me and Francis. Times like oh yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Francis and I carry this road.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Appreciation Postrich if the show has been absolutely crushing it,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: he's going to be a great daddy.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: I do get like, let's hear it for our guy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: All the other votes for our own.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: I don't really ban people often all delite stuff like occasionally,
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: but very very occasionally. No, I've had like there's been
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: negative stuff about like you guys, and I've hit up
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: like I've hit them. I've hit you guys, up them
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: and you want me to delete this And it's always
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: not me Francis. I didn't want to say Francis, but yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: always Francis.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what were they say?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I think I just want the opportunity to tell them
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: what they said? No, No, Francis, thirteen people today said
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: kill yourself. I can go through it, like take a
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: while to delete them all, but I'll get rid of
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: them or yourself.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I think it was when it was he was getting divorced.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: It was a bunch of people that were like, you know,
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: the barstool fans, like they want to know everything. Yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: so they're like all just making these wild assumptions. And
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: I was like, do you want me to take this down?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: And he was like no. The mental gymnastics of some
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: of those things are hilarious.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like like coming up with like full plots,
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: like like for people that you, yeah, it's crazy, but
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: that's what people like.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: People like drama. That's the world we signed up for, dude.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: People speculating on a rig salary.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Whatever, double it, double it, yeah, and then double it again.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Zero. It's not and it's not enough. He's rolling in it.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: He could be the next CEO. Honestly, you think so.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: You've been saying that for a while though. I'm trying
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: to speak it into existence years now. I'm trying to
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: cozy up to him so I can speak it into existence.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Rigs, riggs, cottage, h Q.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Or just like a c suite retreat to ricks cottage.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Oh god god, and we all play around right on
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the links.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, I'm such a.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: Perfect spot for a retreat. Kind of feels like we're
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: like in like a we're like a retreat right now. Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: it's nice empty apartment.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: It feels like a recovery. Yeah yeah, half way house. Yeah,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: it's like a halfway house.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: No art really on the walls except for like some
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: random colors.
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: Yes, this is it's just kind of purple.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: That's square.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: There was an artist that that's there's that's their whole
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: ass style.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not p a Montreal.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: It is Rothcoe roth Coo did something like that ship.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I just remember being a black square. Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: It was a bunch of roth co fans on Instagram.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: My intellectual ass. That was my first thought.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Oh you guys are in roth Go too.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: Finally, finally we can speak about it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I'm ending my silence on my love for roth Go too.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to move to Harry Settle.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you resisted it for too long?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. You think it was the perfect time. Time.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: That was the perfect time. Why because that's when I
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: did it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who told you who was the most influential was
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that your manager?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: No?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: It was me? And what was the impetus.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Uh, well, I didn't like having to I didn't care
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: about it headline, and like when I go on the
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: road to headline, I don't care. They could bring me
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: up by any name. It doesn't matter to me. They're
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: all they don't know who they're there to see.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Or you're saying, like when you got introduced that to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: the stand.
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: But like going to clubs like like and doing showcases,
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: like I remember I was at the Comedy Store and
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I was doing a spot and it's like me in
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: the green room and then like twenty other comedians reading
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: the line up being like, who.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: The fuck is little sass Watch? And then I gotta
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: be like, that's actually me, that's I'm over here.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And they're like, oh, that's what they.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Do there because they're like, you're not black. Oh they
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: thought little sasquatched me black?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: And then how do they even say who the fuck
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: is that? If they're expecting a black on the other
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: end of it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you were just Sasquatch, No, I
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: guess there's a lot a lot of white dudes verse
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: stage names. Yeah, carrot Top, carrot Top, Yeah, but that's
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: like a BRIEVI that's like a shorter what's his real name,
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: it's a long ass name.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Theod is his real name, married to Marilyn Manson.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Larry the Cable Guy.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ron White, Yeah, I guess you're right.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not a lot black. There's so many black
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: comedians with like stage names. Oh, I love how.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I love how black like comedy influencers. We were talking
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: about this, like name themselves. Like if I were a
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: black comedy influencer, I'd be Nickcky.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Make you laugh. I respect their confidence. That's exactly what
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: it is. Yeah, yeah, every time I have like, yeah,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I'm laughing already, what's Drew Skies?
• 44:39
  Speaker 11: Too funny?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Too funny. But that's a lot of pressure. Harry got
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: them rolling.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: Belly laugh, Harry, belly laugh for your money back, Harry.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, earthquake just really like suggest that you're gonna
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: be laughing, so fucking.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: I think that's the whole point, right, to be like
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: the room's going to be shaking because you're about to
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: be laughing.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: So I did Pittsburgh the day after earthquake, and I
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: was just performing in debris.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah he crushed just after Chucks.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, still remember what he said, dude, there was like
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: people like rest their rescue dogs digging people out of
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: the rubble.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Comedy fans blankets after earthquake. Earthquake was here last night?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: What happens?
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: My tickets were Fema wiping.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: Like soot off your face walking out of the fucking improv?
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: The fuck that your ears are ringing?
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Where's my wife? Is anyone see this girl?
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: An earthquake shows terrorist?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I marked myself safe on Facebook. I did a show
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: one time in uh fuck? Where was I Atlanta?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Maybe? And there was little sass.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: In Atlanta since you were lying, yeah, but uh no,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: we were.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I was doing a show in Atlanta and it was great.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It was a great show. And I remember like the
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: whole I.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: Think this was Atlanta. It might have been somewhere else,
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: but the host had to go up, No, it was.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: It was in Cincinnati. This was recently.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: It was in Cincinnati, and like the host had to
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: go up after and be like, uh.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: Laurie, please call your daughter and she is trying to
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: get in touch with you, and to be like, anyways, guys,
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: thanks for coming out.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I hope you guys had a great night.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Like that, guys, I guess it's like ladies daughter like
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: called the club being like we need to get in
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: touch with my mom.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Oh. So it was like it was like a pretty
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: really pretty weird way to end the show. It was
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: a great show. And then it ends with someone.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: Being like, well, I guess that person has like some
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: sort of emergency to attend to.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Do you have a contingency plan set up if everybody's
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: amber alerts go off in the crowd?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: No, but I should it wasn't. Yeah, that's a would
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: change my life. That would crazy. I would be doing
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Madison Garden. Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should set it up on stage that Yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: You could work that out. Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: The next person that gets that that that'll be the
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: next huge viral comic.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you have to plant people in the
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: audience and they kind of flash mob it out.
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: Plant Yeah, then you have a plant like a child
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: and yeah your back.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah that was me, now that I have your attention. Yeah,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: that would crush.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I've.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Never seen a real ambro alert on it or actually
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I gotten a couple on the phone.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: I turned them off. Really can you? Yeah? Because yeah
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: you did that TikTok about it? Right?
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was hilarious just going through the settings. It
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: was like you were a green screen behind.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: You, right, Yeah, that was just it was me like
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: showing you how to do it. But I was just
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: like being creepy.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking funny.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm not helping look for somebody. I mean, like,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: if it goes off, I'm not going to keep my
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: eyes peeled. I guess I'll like.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: It's all it does is scare me. It reminds me
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: of the evil in this world. Yeah, I'm obsessed with
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: a citizen app.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I pay for it really, yeah, because I download. If
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: you do, if you pay for it, do you see
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: more alerts?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: You see more alert lowed to see the faces of
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: the pedophiles they sure them if you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Don't, because I yeah, I did it. I downloaded it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: I downloaded it in New York and there was like nothing,
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: And I was like, there's just no I'm like, I'm like,
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: I'm hearing sirens right now.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Why is there no? I guess there's no report.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: There's probably just no citizens who give a fuck.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah that might be. I don't say it could be. It.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: It can get really specific, like, well, was the one
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: you got the other day?
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, I send it to you guys. It was fifty
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: teens fighting in seven elone. That would have been so sick.
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: Is that just melee brawl? Or this one kid getting
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: bullied by forty nine.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Like a jubilee. It was really close to me. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: was so close to going over there in the that's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: the whole store.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: That's a hack store, especially like counting them out before
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you send out the city.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I paid for it so I could
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: hear the whole radio call. The person was like kind
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: of fighting back, like a laugh, like it's.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Fact in there. There's no way.
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: It was over the shoulder team and they counted, Dude,
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: that's got driven.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Past, And I thought it would be like a fucking
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I Show speed.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like it was a surprise drop in. But no,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: it's gotta suck so much to be working at seven eleven.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: You hear the you hear the ring over and over,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: fifty teens walking.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: In and they're like they set the rules first, they
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: get it, they circle up, that's where they choose to fight.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good one. That's great. Was there
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: any more like that?
• 49:59
  Speaker 11: I would rather?
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: I once got strange looking man throwing ship, but like
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: imagine that guy like the lowest point of his life
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: and he's like, goddamnit, I'm strange that I'd like to
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: see it in like suburban neighborhoods because I bet it's
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: like all because it's all it's gonna just be all
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: people overreacting to ship, like.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Just like a dude walking out. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Fourth of July it is like mass shooting. Oh yeah,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: another mass shooting.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like gunshots.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I have a VPN, so I could set it in
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: like major Chinese cities.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Oh that's interesting. Yeah, it would just kill my battery
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: because there's like a thout. Oh.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: It's like it feels like when Justin Bieber posts an Instagram,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: just like the notifications are insane with things you didn't know.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that tier Chinese city, chun King King.
• 50:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it is just so impossibly high up.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You get to the bottom of building and you're like the.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Another building, working up a sweat to try to get
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: to the ground.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: The commute is insane.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Wait, what is this You haven't seen the city now, chunking,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: it's the city.
• 51:13
  Speaker 11: Like every mode of transportation straight down and you're like, oh,
• 51:18
  Speaker 11: we made it. And then he'll you look over an
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: edge and there's like.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: The whole city below.
• 51:23
  Speaker 11: You're still veryyscrapers below.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: You never know when you're on the actual earth. So
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: it's it's the city is built above the ground. It's
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: very super hot, untain range.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's like trains that go through apartments.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I've seen that. Yeah, that's insane.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: But like the street is like very high. Like the
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: street level where the cars go by is like twenty
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: seven stories in the hot like in the sky, and
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: there's like a sidewalk next to it. Like you if
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you just saw a picture of it, you think like, oh,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: that's the ground level, but there's twenty seven stories below it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: That's insane. I don't fuck with that at all.
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: You got to go to Chunk King, Yeah, I mean
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: it would be cool to visit, but if you'd like
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: moving there, the novelty would wear off quickly and then
• 52:05
  Speaker 11: you'd live in hell.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: But there are TikTok accounts of guys who just like,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: this is my commute in Chunk King, and it's like
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: a five minute walking video of them just getting to
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the train, like sped up.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: It's just impossible commute.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, imagine if we had to leave this to go
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: back to the hotel. And we had to walk just
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: like in a ninety degree angle uphill. Yeah, like I'd
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: be like, I'm just going to sleep here.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I think that's what happens.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy, chunk King. We got to get out
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: the chunk King.
• 52:30
  Speaker 11: Some people's entire livelihood is just making a TikTok account
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: about living in like.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: A horrible place. Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, here's my life on Svalbard Islands, the most northern
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: settlement in the world, and there so they sound so happy.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: But there's a guy who lived in a windowless like
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: bunker underneath the Denver airport and it was just like
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: it looked like the worst existence. He had to make
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: these lights simulate the progression of daylight every day just
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: so he could reset his own circadian rhythm. Just never
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: saw the song. But he's in major city where there's
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: sun every day.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Sunshine State.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: There's that Japanese guy that wouldn't sell his property to
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: the government, so they just build an airport around his
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: house and his house is in like between two runways.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, that's a nightmare.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would just sold the land.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I would have given it up probably probably now the
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: value is probably gone. They're like, yeah, the airport's fine.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Enjoy Yeah, yeah, you should start getting really into like
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: fireworks or some shit.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that goes in the sky.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just starts sending drones just directly up like.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I own this. Yeah, how high up? And when you
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: own property, how high up do you get? I think opportunity.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I thought it was forever. I think it's just here.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You have the cone above your land to heaven.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like those lights that they put up in for
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: nine to eleven, for the twin towers that you own
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: everything that the light touches.
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: Fine king.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah classic. Damn. We got to get out to Chung King.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: We got to see that guy's house in Japan. That's
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: gonna be nice. Yeah, some things look forward to for us.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Are you are you going to the dog Are you
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: going to Japan this summer? Not this summer? I'm going
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: to Saint Martin. Oh that'll be fun. Yeah. I decided
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: to take it easy, go inclusive. That'll be fun. That's adult.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like an every time that me and my
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: friends do like one of these fishing trips, at the
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: end of it, we're like, how about next year we
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: just go to like a beach resort. Yeah, and just
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: like relax rather than like try and survive for a week.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: I went to Italy and I was like exhausted when
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: I got home for vacation.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and it was amazing. It was the best
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: time in my life. But yeah, it's nice to not
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: do ship. Yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking about going to Japan the week after
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: next Super Bowl because we'll be in San Francisco and
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: that's the closest flight you can Geteah. Obviously, definitely, Yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I would, Yeah, honestly, Okay, I would love to go
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: back to Japan.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: It was should you live there?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I think if there's any country that's that looks appealing
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to live in, I think that that's up there. Yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: like they got it a little bit better than us
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: in some ways.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Have you guys zillowed here yet?
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: No?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: How do you look pretty pretty promising? You can get
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: a lot a lot for a little lot for a
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: decent amount.
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Yeah, I want of Fort Wayne. Yeah that would
• 55:24
  Speaker 11: be cool.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Is it that cheap in Fort Wayne? I don't know.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I know there's some seats where, like Detroit, you can
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: still buy like a thousand dollars house with the proper Troy. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe that was a couple of years ago. They
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: might all be brought up.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Least diverse city in the country. What is Detroit? What? Yeah?
• 55:46
  Speaker 11: What's more black than white?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 55:49
  Speaker 11: How is it the least diverse? Definitely cities with like
• 55:53
  Speaker 11: ninety six percent white?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, white, isn't it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you what the I'm just telling you what
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: Google said. Are you saying like they don't have they have?
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: I think they're like Asians and the more Asian people.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: The city of Detroit. Yeah, they're different. You keep on
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: naming different races. Well, it diverse means multiple races. They
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: hardly have any inuits. They're only three pit I'll look
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: it up. I'll give you guys the numbers. It there's
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: more Asian whites. It's not diverse at least diverse cities
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: in America. I have a strange suspicion. He'll be right.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know what is it. I want to build
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: them up.
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: We've had this argument before and I was right. I
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: don't know if it's an argument, But now I'm now
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: I'm looking it up and I'm not seeing it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, they must have recrunched the numbers.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: After the argument, they're probably like, wait, we're doing our
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: formulas bad.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: What's a good website to look?
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: It's Wikipedia? Oh my god, what are they saying? Kyle
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: Detroit is only.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: White? Really? I would have guessed much higher.
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: Maybe I would have guessed like fifty They are seventy
• 57:08
  Speaker 11: seven percent black, which, wow, you might be right now,
• 57:13
  Speaker 11: there's got to be like a ninety five percent.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I think you are right. I think you're right. CHOHn
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: King is probably not that diverse. It's not very diverse
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: at all, is it. Yeah, I would be surprised. Yeah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: King is like the Detroit of China. Yeah, that's right.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Choun King is seventy seven percent black.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Chump Ching, I think is the majority Latino. It's chung Ching.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Chump Chang is the q is.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought I was saying, like like the Tampa
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Bay buxhole quarterback Sean King.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Chun King, Yeah, that's what it was. Chong Ching sounds racist.
• 57:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that sounds like I was avoiding it, But yeah,
• 57:53
  Speaker 11: that is what it is.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: That that's if a racist person made up a Chinese
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: city exactly.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a dyslexics his person.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: Remember when like the like little Pump got in trouble
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: because he's one of his ad libs and his song
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: was changed. Hoong.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: No, bro, you can't even say that. Bro, you can't.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: That's like the end word, is it really? Oh yeah,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: you can say king ch ching. You can say because
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: it's the city, I must be wise. It felt so
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: good rolling off the song. It was so natural.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Some people can just play I see racism. I can
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: just play classic the Bethoven racism.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: How what's our time like.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Slow now hit like a ton of bread.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: I was happy. I think that's a good, good amount.
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: Really.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, we're gonna be we're gonna be close
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: to two hours, but we're really giving it to the
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: people this week. They're gonna be eating like pigs. I
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: was certain. I had have been on my phone. I
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: was like, man, we're flying, so should be end.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: Boy.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: We might want to get like a board game out
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: or something. This is about to be the worst podcast all.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Let's boy, dad, they have everybody jump over to we're
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: gonna uh, we're gonna head on over to anis for
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: for trouble. Sorry, we're gonna turn it on for anus.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I was gonna come. Yeah, you were being
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: racist as fuck.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true, but I to have table for the
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: end of the episode.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Nobody's making it there. That would feel the worst if
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: you said a slur. Nobody really.
• 59:43
  Speaker 13: Oh no, I genuinely believe I was gonna say a
• 59:48
  Speaker 13: lot of times I'm unacceptable things and I've been so upset.
• 59:53
  Speaker 11: Not one d M, no one looking after making.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: We had that. Even my biggest supporters didn't get.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: We had an episode up for like a day with
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: you saying something truly like damning to hell, and nobody
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: said a word, wasn't clipped?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: Wasn't I've had like I remember having like a mental
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: breakdown over something with that on on on on a
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: podcast and then yeah, it was just like it was
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: too deep in because you can see on the YouTube
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: studio app to like.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: How long people watch. I won't do that.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: People have been gone for what are we at fifty
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: We were at fifty three. People have been gone for
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: twenty three. People just listen to our theme song.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: That was nice.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: No, the retention graph is like the Tower of Terror. Yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: it looks like dude, looks like fride Rock.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: It's honestly like like like think about when you listen
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: to pod like I don't I never finished podcasts. I'll
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: put on a podcast and I'll be like, I was great,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: Oh really halfway podcast every day.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 10: I don't.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not four hour either. I consume a decent amount.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I won't consume at the Athletic Football Show multiple times
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: a week.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 11: I gotta start listening to podcasts.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: I feel like I videos like podcasts.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: I I kind of do that on YouTube a lot,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: big into YouTube.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: That's a new topic. That's a topic. I'll say, we'll
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: save it. Had on over to ans for this next episode.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 10: H hm at F was.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: So so? Then you leave, son, No, I'm coming. I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: was on a phone in love. I was on the phone.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: I was on your phone in one.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 10: I was on your phone in the street. Can say
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 10: I was so way.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: See just a distant the bay that's on back of
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: the call, just a bank of take ahead. If you gussy's,
• 1:04:09
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