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FULL SHOW: Ears On The Piss · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: No nasties.
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  Speaker 2: Try it today. Welcome this big.
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  Speaker 3: Big show, really big.
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  Speaker 4: Jason Hoich make and I'll get aa mad bars.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to have your company on this moody Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: It is the thirteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you,
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  Speaker 3: my friend, is always listening to the Big Show brought
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  Speaker 3: to you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 2: From workdays to workouts.
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  Speaker 5: Toledo's keeps you balanced, refreshed and ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: To caso.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, Keezy, a bit of enthusiasm wouldn't gastray mate.
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  Speaker 5: I can't help because Mogi has been so gummy with
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  Speaker 5: his clapping.
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  Speaker 2: Again.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was really good.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Tezy.
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  Speaker 6: I think there's something ancho about your ears, man, totally
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  Speaker 6: your your your rhythm is completely out the balance in
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  Speaker 6: your ears, man, Is that.
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  Speaker 2: What it is?
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  Speaker 4: How are you souses at the moment?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty sure? They're all good?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's okay, Well that's good now listen nice Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Glad we cleared that up.
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  Speaker 4: Mogie. I'm disappointed in you Mann.
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  Speaker 3: You turned up in a beautiful tight T shirt, but
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  Speaker 3: then you've got a bit chili.
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  Speaker 4: I did, and you covered.
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  Speaker 3: Up before the show started with one of the Breakfast
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  Speaker 3: Show's shirts actually, and it's it's sort of covering up
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  Speaker 3: your magnificent body and I'm upset about it.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, how are you your rogue stallion?
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
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  Speaker 6: a But yeah, I went out there to grab a
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  Speaker 6: shirt and I've ended up wearing Ruders Bunning's trade sort
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  Speaker 6: of workshop.
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  Speaker 2: It's a shirt, yes, you know what I mean. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm sort of like I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Like Ruder's boyfriend because I'm wearing his his.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of his coul.
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  Speaker 5: My wife sometimes puts my hoodie on. Yeah, look kind
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  Speaker 5: of like that, like that you sometimes put your wife's
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  Speaker 5: hoodie on.
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  Speaker 4: I never put her hoodie on. I put her undies on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's true, you do and they feel so good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, CAZy, Hey, that.
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  Speaker 3: Is what a very bright, very clean, beautifully pressed warrior's
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  Speaker 3: shirt you're wearing there.
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  Speaker 4: That's great stuff, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a warrior's jersey. Thought i'd wear it after
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  Speaker 5: what was just an all time amazing victory over the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: What is the gats with that one? That's not a
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  Speaker 6: school super League one. But there's no Warriors branding on it.
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  Speaker 6: From what I can see, is that just a different
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  Speaker 6: style of shit?
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  Speaker 2: What do we got?
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  Speaker 5: It's a nineteen ninety seven Warriors Super League jersey?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, made by Nike.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Lei've only made the jerseys for one year and they
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  Speaker 5: didn't have the branding on them.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, very interesting, but it's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised you're wearing it.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I'm sure I'm surprised you're not viewing that as
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  Speaker 3: a sort of investment opportunity and packaging it up and
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  Speaker 3: putting it away for somewhere down the years and you
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  Speaker 3: can cash.
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  Speaker 2: In somewhere down the years. It is an investment.
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  Speaker 5: I got it online and I'll I'll be selling it. No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to do I love the worst. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I don't wear it, man. I want to wear this
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  Speaker 5: one to a magic round.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It's have good time in it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff, Jose, How are you?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Good things? You can't complain good?
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay.
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  Speaker 2: How are your sinuses?
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  Speaker 4: My silence isn't really good?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Good stuff? What's happening on the Big Show with
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  Speaker 2: Old Mogi? The Countdown proper begins? Fellas.
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  Speaker 6: We are almost exactly one month away from heading off
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  Speaker 6: the Magic Round. Today, a couple more opportunities to get
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  Speaker 6: yourself in the drawer of your hear the queue to call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh eight hundred hockey good stuff mate.
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  Speaker 6: There will be a little bit of chat about the cyclone.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys heard about massive sightclone
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  Speaker 6: over the weekend affected the entire country. We want to
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  Speaker 6: know where you were and how it was for you.
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  Speaker 6: And also old mate.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs aren't old pugs are there? It's back from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 6: He's wearing a beanie because it's so cold in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if you've been to Vietnam, but
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  Speaker 6: it's hot there. I don't know if you've been to
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand, but Jesus cold here. You really notice that
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  Speaker 6: when you get off the plane.
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  Speaker 7: Totally man.
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  Speaker 3: We'll talk to Paksan next, I think. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 3: here's a bit of rage.
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  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 3: Red Hot Chili Peppers there on the Radio Hodarcky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Hope you're having a great day New Zealand. Now of course, Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Over the weekend there was a much heralded cyclone about
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  Speaker 3: to hit the North Island.
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  Speaker 4: It hit to varying degrees.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's fair to say because it was a
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  Speaker 3: Category two from recollection and it was all on for
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  Speaker 3: young and old. And it's the first time in the
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  Speaker 3: history of the country that they've actually worn the entire
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  Speaker 3: North Island that this was about to hit.
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  Speaker 2: Heads up, heads up, Yeah, it comes.
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  Speaker 5: And it was interesting because obviously we are based in
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  Speaker 5: Auckland City and as it was making its way towards us,
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  Speaker 5: it sort of pivoted to the east and went right
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  Speaker 5: down through it.
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  Speaker 6: A bit of it. Was it a bit of a
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  Speaker 6: side step keys? Were I to put it into a
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  Speaker 6: rugby league or rugby union paralance? Was it sort of
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  Speaker 6: a shimmy shimmy work, a bit of a goosey yeah,
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  Speaker 6: goosey goosey gander.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we call it in footy.
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  Speaker 5: And it went sort of down through the bay there
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  Speaker 5: and across to the Hawk's Bay area and out that side. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: man did nahty yes, which is of course when you
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  Speaker 5: go through the bad plenty and then down and around
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  Speaker 5: and out near.
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  Speaker 2: The Hawks baby, yeah, which he always does well.
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  Speaker 3: First and foremost, I hope people are all right out there.
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  Speaker 3: Let us know if you had any drama over the weekend,
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  Speaker 3: because I understand there was a fair amount of flooding
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  Speaker 3: in the Bay is sort of plenty area.
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  Speaker 5: Because this is what you're suggesting, you, Yeah, cool, funny.
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  Speaker 5: Do we get the audience to like, are we asking
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  Speaker 5: the audience if they were at all.
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  Speaker 3: G Yeah to a degree certainly, or if they had
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  Speaker 3: any drama or some something really funny happened, something humorous happened.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we's got any funny cyclone yarns three four eight three.
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  Speaker 5: You could win fifty bucks cash thanks to the leader.
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  Speaker 4: I was a bit filthy because it did the on us.
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  Speaker 3: And when I say, asam in Auckland City and I'd
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  Speaker 3: spend all Friday like boarding up the windows of my
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  Speaker 3: apartment and stuff took me and she's bloody high up there.
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  Speaker 3: I had to get scaffolding put up so I could
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  Speaker 3: nail and the stuff you nailed it in and.
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  Speaker 4: It never never arrived and never eventuated.
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  Speaker 2: You were you fuming about that?
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  Speaker 3: I had like a crate of water in the corner.
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  Speaker 3: I had about create of water fifty frozen meals. I
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  Speaker 3: was fully you know about ten bags of cat litter?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, Have you got a cat? Yeah? You know,
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  Speaker 2: jez oh, yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: Did you did you you've got a sort of secure everything?
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  Speaker 6: Did you secure jizz? Did you tie it to? You know,
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  Speaker 6: tie your cat to? I don't know your towel rec
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  Speaker 6: or anything.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I put her in a little backpack that we've got. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: it has got a little clear area where she can
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  Speaker 3: see out, just so that I knew that she was
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  Speaker 3: going to be okay.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you ever I thought you said you're going to
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  Speaker 6: put her in a tupple wee container.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't fit Mogi right, So but she fit
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  Speaker 5: in that back fact that your wife often wears to
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  Speaker 5: escort you around.
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  Speaker 4: Well, when I say backpack, it's more of a fanny pack.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean, the front facing, clear
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  Speaker 5: fanny pack that you put a.
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  Speaker 2: Cat in, because they exist.
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  Speaker 3: But I tell you what fellas Even though I didn't
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  Speaker 3: sort of rip through the CBD, there was carnage everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: And this is the other thing people need to remember
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  Speaker 5: as well, like you know, getting everyone all and putting
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  Speaker 5: everyone in like a you know, like a state of emergency. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: is in case the worst happens. Yes, it's not saying
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  Speaker 5: the worst is definitely going to happen, but it's about
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  Speaker 5: being as prepared as possible. Absolutely, it wasn't in Auckland anyway.
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  Speaker 5: My parents are in the Bay of Plenty and they
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  Speaker 5: said it was pretty narly down there.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: I mean you have people saying it didn't even why
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  Speaker 6: did they bother warning us? It's like, well, this is
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  Speaker 6: the whole point. Yeah, The point is to warn you
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  Speaker 6: so that in case something happens. And for me it
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  Speaker 6: was good because it means I could plan my luten. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: you know, when the cyclones hit you, it's it's free
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  Speaker 6: rain to go luten. It's your opportunity to take advantage
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  Speaker 6: of other people's bad fortune or misfortune.
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  Speaker 2: So certainly around.
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  Speaker 6: Where I live there's a lot of sort of holiday
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  Speaker 6: home and that sort of thing. Well that's free rain
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  Speaker 6: for old moggie. I get in there and I just
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  Speaker 6: helped myself.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, I guess it's a it's a silver.
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  Speaker 6: Lining to a pretty heavy gray cloud Sadly, as you say,
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  Speaker 6: keys of the cyclone didn't really hit as heavy as
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  Speaker 6: I wanted because Luda's rights generally means that you can
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  Speaker 6: only exius things that have been damaged by the cyclone.
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  Speaker 6: So windows have been blown in your beauty what I want.
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  Speaker 6: So I had to persuade a few branches through a
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  Speaker 6: few car windows, et cetera, et cetera. But on the
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  Speaker 6: on the whole, I was up.
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  Speaker 2: So that was good.
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  Speaker 6: Right, So you've got a good haul. I got weirdly even.
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  Speaker 6: There's even a couple of cars that had CDs in them,
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  Speaker 6: which I hadn't seen before. But I got in there,
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  Speaker 6: I got some toolkits. Still people leaving tool kits in
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  Speaker 6: their cars overnight and during the weekend. Jason Public service announcement.
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  Speaker 6: You can't leave your tools and your work you or
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  Speaker 6: anything like that. You never know what could happen. Some bars,
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  Speaker 6: it will take them. In this case, some barstard did.
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  Speaker 6: Whilet's get left in cars all sorts of things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay, so you just kind of in there
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  Speaker 5: and help yourself. Well I wasn't even really like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: it was just raining kind of yeah, but it was
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  Speaker 5: quite heavy.
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  Speaker 6: I got quite quite damp. Yeah, I sorry to hear that. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: I know that was worth the risk for me.
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  Speaker 3: It was, you know, even though they were like Mogi
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  Speaker 3: actually a similar thing in the CBD there, Kyzy.
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  Speaker 4: You know a lot of rain Moggi.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of places were flooded, particularly when accidentally the
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  Speaker 3: end of my umbrella went through, you know, shop windows
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and buckets of water were thrown.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, you were throwing the water.
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  Speaker 3: In and you've got to help people out in that.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to clear out the stock so it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: get ruined.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, exactly right.
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  Speaker 4: I went into a.
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  Speaker 3: One Japanese shop actually scored a shipload of noodles.
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  Speaker 5: So you just you broke the window, you threw water,
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  Speaker 5: and you walked off with noodles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sex of them, sex.
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  Speaker 5: Of noodles to go with your crateive water? How was
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  Speaker 5: the cyclone for you? Is only any funny? Yarns three
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  Speaker 5: four eighth three got fifty bucks cash on off of
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  Speaker 5: thanks to Toledos.
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  Speaker 4: In the meantime, he's been harp up.
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  Speaker 1: The hood Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkies.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, she had there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this gloomy Monday afternoon we've got a bit of cyclone
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  Speaker 3: chat going on after of course the cyclone was supposed
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  Speaker 3: to hit over the weekend, it hit certain areas and
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  Speaker 3: not others, Fellows.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, fortunately it wasn't as bad as where as it
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  Speaker 5: possibly could have been. That's true, which is great, which
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  Speaker 5: is the silver lining here.
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  Speaker 6: Sort of a little bit of annoying because you have
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  Speaker 6: so much to talk about, don't you when things go
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  Speaker 6: really pear shape? So yes, so well we don't have
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  Speaker 6: any chat because yeah, yeah, I know, but never mind, Keysy,
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  Speaker 6: next time may we'll get them.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks man. Lots of tests coming through.
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  Speaker 5: On three four eight three, Hoidy J was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: text in if you've got any wacky yarns from the cyclone,
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  Speaker 5: which I thought was pretty taste distasteful, not very nice, distasteful.
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  Speaker 4: Tasteless, tasteless, yeah, or distasteful. Same thing.
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  Speaker 5: The another thing that I also think is tasteless as
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  Speaker 5: someone texting here was there a cyclone over the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Ordered Hoody J. Just sneeze. See that's not fun?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's good stuff, is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Totally okay? Cool because he's.
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  Speaker 4: Making a joke about my massive snarls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is no joke.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, Hey guys, saw a paper bag blowing
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  Speaker 5: across the road in the Hawk's Bay.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, full on, that is full on? You're okay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just texting again? Three four eight three inches? Let
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  Speaker 5: us know, are you okay? Someone who's ticked through cyclone?
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: These nuts get a you guys from Robbie Gidda. You guys,
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: no dramas and Napier stocked up four dozen beers, thirty
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  Speaker 5: eight loaves of bread, two boxes of candles, and some connies.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't use any of it apart from one Connie nice.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, you see there is a temptation, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if your guy's brain goes in the same
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  Speaker 3: direction when an event like that is potentially going to
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  Speaker 3: happen that you just hunker down and just get steamed
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  Speaker 3: responsibly over the entire period.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I managed to avoid that, but it
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  Speaker 6: certainly crossed my mind. Absolutely, did Kezy, you would have
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  Speaker 6: been on it, wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was hammering it hard, he said, responsibly.
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  Speaker 2: Did I say that?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, well, yeah, what I was talking the truth because
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  Speaker 5: I did have a few beers over the weekend. I
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  Speaker 5: had the in laws up and you know you're hunkering
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  Speaker 5: down small house, little Grannie flat out in West Arekland.
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  Speaker 6: It was a nightmare, not because of the cyclone, but
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  Speaker 6: just because of the personality clashes and the.
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  Speaker 3: Fact that you're all locked up inside. Someone else was drinking.
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  Speaker 4: The beers that you paid for.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my father in law was drinking the beers that
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  Speaker 5: I paid for. But I have drunk plenty of his beers,
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: I have you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to annoyed you so much.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, man, I guess I was in a
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  Speaker 6: bad moood. We've had a text come through here on
• 12:43
  Speaker 6: three for three. My mum locked me inside during the cyclone.
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: Glad wrapped the cat. That must be from bad Boy Bubby. Yes,
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: that's right. What's that it's a film, is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: It's you know who would love that? Kezy? Your missus?
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  Speaker 4: Really seriously, man, you should get her to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Would be into it.
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  Speaker 4: She would love that movie.
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  Speaker 2: What's about We're just going to check it out me.
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  Speaker 2: No spoilers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to tell you the storyline before
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  Speaker 3: you watch it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just that the thing that reminded you of it
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  Speaker 5: was someone Glad wrapped a cat.
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  Speaker 2: Three for eight Treation.
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  Speaker 6: Keysley and his missus Watch Bad Boy, Bubby Let Us Know.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three.
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  Speaker 6: Great Australian cinema Mate, Real Heart Woman, Yeah, Family Movies.
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  Speaker 4: Gretty.
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  Speaker 5: After being kept a prisoner in his own home for
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: thirty five years, a man accidentally kills his parents.
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  Speaker 7: Is that.
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  Speaker 2: About sums it up? But there's so much more to it.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, there's a lot going on, I can tell you
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  Speaker 4: that much cool.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Speaking of a lot going on, we've got old Charlie
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  Speaker 5: Gubb coming.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you laughing? So what does he do to
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  Speaker 2: the cat?
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  Speaker 4: What does he do to the care You'll just have
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  Speaker 4: to watch it and find out.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Charlie gave up news.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed big there on the radio Darchy Big Show. There's
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  Speaker 3: Moody Monday Afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Now there's always Fellers.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: There's a bit of sporting action over the weekend, including
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: a bit of rugby league.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: We're inut of mind.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: We've got our resident expert on the rugby league about
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: to join us on the bar.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: He's an ex warrior, a bit of a legend.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: I am, of course talking about the one the only
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: bad boy Guvey get a Gubby house life.
• 14:39
  Speaker 9: Nah, last good Man could have been much better after
• 14:42
  Speaker 9: that weekend bullying the bullies on their home court.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: I tell you what, I don't wait, wait, Kesey, how
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: shit house in Melbourne at the moment, I don't know.
• 14:54
  Speaker 9: Can you call them shareuse or they're just we're just
• 14:57
  Speaker 9: beating them. We're we're good to everyone at the lost
• 15:00
  Speaker 9: two is good, but I don't know it's good that
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: they're on the back foot.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Charlie, just to let you know, Sorry, bad boy
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Gubby just think you know that Jace didn't actually watch
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: the game.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: He's got no idea.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Keith, I watched every single minute and I
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: was compelled.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: What was the score pattern?
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: The score was thirty eight fourteen. The Warriors absolutely teling
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: up the Storm. Seventeen straight losses to the Storm, who
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: are just such a glamour club. They have been so
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: successful under coach Craig Bellamy. Yet Charlie, somehow our Warriors
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: came out and not only beat them on the score ball,
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: but physically we man handled them. You know, what do
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: you think the mindset was for the Warriors players? Because
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: it seemed like they were going out there to hurt them.
• 15:44
  Speaker 9: Definitely, and there's been that talking of the whodoo we
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: always lose to Melbourne and stuff like that, so I
• 15:50
  Speaker 9: reckon we We had them real fired up, especially after
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: last week. We got a bit dominated through the metal
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: Sharks made a lot of line breaks and it wasn't
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: all smooth satan over there. You see when Jackson Ford
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: I think dropped it off the kickoff. He loves it,
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: and then they scored straight away Cooper Clark on de
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: Boo or whatever y he scored a real soft try
• 16:11
  Speaker 9: and I was like, damn as this it?
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: But no, it wasn't it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: We came back and we put the foot straight on
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: the throat and started American history X just fighting the curb.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Probably my favorite part of the whole game was a
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: fifteen minute period where we'd never really touched the ball
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: and we were just absolutely smashing them on d It
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: reminded me of the two thousand and one two thousand
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: and two seasons where it was as much one fun
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: watching the other team have the ball in hand because
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: they were just getting absolutely smoked. What does that tell
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: you about the team culture when that sort of stuff's happening,
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: especially when you're five to eight is pulling out the
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: big boss man slam on players.
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's pretty good. It's good to watch as a fan.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: It's easy watching and probably when they're playing, they're just
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: feeding off each other. Especially those young boys would be
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: getting rock hard watching that. Yeah, and that's how it
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: should be.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Rock hard.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Charlie, what's what's your take on our halves peering. You've
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: obviously got Tanna Boyd who's coming this season. He's steering
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: around doing a great job. Mitt Carf who's injured again,
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: but you know he is a very, very talented player.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: But then you do have Chanel Harris Tavita, who if
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: he's in the halves, it shows us up defensively. Do
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: you think we need to concentrate on that defense first?
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: Well, personally, I think Chanel's done enough to keep his spot. Yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: I think that it's just the harsh reality of professional football.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Kiezy. You've got to you got to play your way
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: back into the team.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: We bought him, man when Chanell had a head knock,
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: and it's not through no fault of his own, it
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: just wasn't wasn't firing and the team wasn't firing, but
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: they're firing now with Tanner Boyd and Shane, and I
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: think a lot of it has to do is giving
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: too much, giving the steering wheel to Tanner Boyd. Yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: so he gets the ball whenever he wants kind of thing.
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: You know, he can be the SpongeBob and Chan now
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: can be Patrick's staff.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, right, okay, yeah, I completely agree.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: And for me, you know, I think you know, you
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: can say that that Metcalf went great last year, but
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: I think the team and the wins that they've had
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: this year have looked the best that I've seen this
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: team look possibly ever. The team is on the same
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: page right across the board. And when you talk about
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: bringing Metcalf back in, it's not like you're talking about
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: bringing Andrew Johns back, And you're not like talking about
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: somebody that's proved themselves season after season after season, game
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: after game after game. This is a guy that had
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: half a season last year and went pretty good.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely, No, like he's Metcalf is a gun, but
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: like as he backed towards best, I'm not sure he's
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: probably not yet.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: And there's no there's no shame.
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: In getting back to your best in New South Wales,
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: Carpe Mogin. It's just like sometimes you just there's just
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: a recipe that that's working well at the moment, and
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: then we might decide we want a little bit more salt,
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: you know, and that that's metcalf and that's not skin
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: related at all, sold here for it's just I didn't.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Even think of it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, one hundred percent, Charlie.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: And just so just clarifying.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: If you've got SpongeBob, who's Tanner Boyd and then you
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: know c h t is Patrick Star? Would that mean
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: would Webster be mister Crabs? Or and would would Mount Smart?
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Would that be the Krusty Krab? Was that how it
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: would be?
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah? And and uh Hordy would be Squidward?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Just check serious, fous. We're talking league here.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: It's not muck.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Around, hey, Charlie, who's your Porter king Player of the
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: day mate?
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: I could go to Schanew, but I'm giving it to
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: a young fellow off the bench. I thought brought massive
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: energy and that's the metrop Yeah, he was smashing, he
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: was good.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: He smashed into it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: He's got a good song, right, it's a great team song. Man. Look, Charlie,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us once again. Mate.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I hope everything we're okay with Porter King over the weekend.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: No portal who's blowing away?
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: No no cyclone miss uffs unfortunately, but that's all good.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Get on your mate. Well, we'll chat to you next week.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: A yeah, fella, mate, let me just it's the Titans
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: this week at.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: High Yeah that so we'll probably lose. Yeah, thanks Charlie.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Talk to you next week mate.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Fellas and don't forget if you need a portlo and
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: the Wellington area head up Porter King and Uncle Charlie.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: You look after you beautiful.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, he's going to the Stone Age.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Hives.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: The time is four fifty four. Let's talk TV. What's
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, I watched the Red Hot Chili Peppers documentary on
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: netflips there and it's about the Chili Is how they
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: came to meet each other, how they came to form
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: the band, and how the guitarist, their first guitarist, helll Slovak,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: ended up dying eventually, and then John fru Shanty joined
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: the band, So it sort of goes all the way
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: up until I think Blood Sugar Sex Magic sort of
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: around that period. Just there pretty interesting stuff. I used
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: to be a huge fan of them. I'm not so
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: much anymore, do you know what I mean? Yes, but
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: interesting stuff like hurt them growing up, the way they
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: found each other, how they got into music, who produced
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: their first album, The drug addiction, like getting addicted to
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: heroin before you're even a rock star. But yes, that's
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: a big cool that one. So you've already been through
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: your addiction before you even get to the point where
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: you are huge stars. So with a watch, if you're
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: a fan of the band, give it a watch, give
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: it three point I'll give it three buzzies possible. And
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: it's on Netflix, so it's all good. It was where
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: the watch is nothing I didn't know because I've read
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Flea's autobiography, I've read Start to Shoot Yes Scart, Anthony
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: Ketus's autobiography and being a fan frager, So there wasn't
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: much in there I didn't know, but it was it was.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with Geese, good stuff.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: LOGI.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I started a new series of alone. Remember that show.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I was talking about.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: What happened in the last one. Man, Well, I.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Can't tell you. I don't want to ruin it for you, fellows.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I want to tell you who won.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Did someone win?
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone won?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Obviously happy or said.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I was very happy with the person that I need
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: to know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: And this one set in the very dark outskirts of Canada,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and it's a really really harsh, yeah, freezing cold, like
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: frozen rivers and all that jazz.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: The difference between.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: The Australian one and the Canadian one sense accents very much.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Location, location, very much so.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Prize money five hundred thousand for the winner of the
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Canadian one and two for the Australian one. But here's
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: the other thing. The big difference in the Canadian one.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: There's far more jeopardy because there's far more things that
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: can kill you, like be wolves, all that sort of stuff.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, my wife and I were talking about this,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: they must have some massive waivers for this show, because
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: you know, there's a really high chance that you could
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: get killed by a bear, the beers all around the place.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: But it's actually really fascinating people surviving in the most
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: extreme conditions and the other interesting thing about the Canadian
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: version of it is like all of the contestants seem
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: to have mental health issues.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Oh good, so they sort of chuck them out.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: There and they sort of do well physically, but mentally
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: a falling apart.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: So they've intentionally been chosen.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was intentional or not.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: It's an accident, but a lot of them have some
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: really issues.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: They want them to have breakdowns on TV pretty much,
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: it's one hundred.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That's a reality show. I would drift as a beer. Well,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you could live amongst them.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I would cover myself and be a scat what scait
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: poos poose what like here or over in Canada?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Just here here.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Where I am.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: But the other positive for the Canadian side of things,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: they catch big fish. Yeah, pikes are big fish, big pikes,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: big pikes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: And there's one of those sort of mindless shows. You
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: do get hopped into it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: So I'll give it three buzzies.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, out of a possible five. Where did you watch that?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: TV?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: And Z plus Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Nice feelers. I didn't watch anything. I did, but we've
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: run out of time. But coming up after five o'clock, Oh,
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Pug Sogn's back.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Just what you're going to do rewatching.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: You're going to watch bad Boy Bubby tonight and give
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: us a review tomorrow.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah cool, I'm definitely not going to do that, having
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: based on the text we're getting on three four oh three,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: But after five Pug Sons back is gonna give us
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: a rundown on his Vietnam truck. Another chance to get
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: yourself in the drawer. Four Magic Ground, Good Stuff.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: He is indeed welcome back here, massive backbones. Hope you're
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: surviving your Monday afternoon. And if you're really struggling at
• 25:16
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  Speaker 4: You dead man, You did good work. Mogi Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you and couraging it?
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  Speaker 4: Because he's doing great man in what.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Way, shape or form is he doing? Great? He's having randomly?
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  Speaker 2: It really doesn't suit you? Can I say that?
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  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Well, yes it does. And secondly, I'm not jealous of
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: your clapping. Sure okay? Three four eight three tixton Is
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Moggie clapping out of time?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Or are my ears? As the saying are my ears unco?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Your ears are ancho or they're on the purse? I
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: don't know which one it is.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I've actually noticed it about you when I look at
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: you head on, what my ears are on the perse?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Like one a year is high?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: There's higher than.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Do you though?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Do you have to sort of especially it sort of
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: a gesture headphones just so that they've fit on properly.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: It I was always I always look at Mike.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: All these years, keys in, I'm like Kesey's headphones.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: You figure it out responsibly, of course.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, you figured it out, Jason. But I wouldn't
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: mind some feedback. Three four eight Three's Moggie clapping out
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: of time?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Or my ears on the piss?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Hey? Now listen up.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Our old mate Pugsucks has been over to Vietnam. He's
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: going to be in next and he's going to talk
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: us through his extraordinary holiday. Can't wait, fellas, can't wait
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: in the meantime. Oh, this is a tune tin and
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: app the mint checks.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: The Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Tune in four on Radio Kylie suspect there on the
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: fifteen minutes past five o'clock. Now our old mate Pugson,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: producer of the Big Show. You might not know this
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: has been away for three whole weeks.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: In beautiful Vietnam.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: It's Pugs.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, Pugs.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Huh Sinchow Fellas Zinchau.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Oh oh, you didn't sound like that, did you.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: How was your How was your trip to Vietnam? Pugs?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: And just for the listeners that aren't, weare Jace went
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: to Vietnam earlier this year.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Have you been as well? Come on last year? Come
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: last year. So it's just been banging on about it
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: so much. I feels like it was this year. But
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Jason's been there. I've not been.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: Mike.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: You would love to know how your holiday was, mate,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you for asking mischief fellers. By the way, I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: didn't think about you once.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know you'd gone man.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Delli's just that good. I get it. That was your trip, brother,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It was the trip of a lifetime. Thank you, Keezy. Absolute.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: What was some of your highlights?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: It's hard to say.
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: I think we really nailed the balance of culture and
• 28:50
  Speaker 11: tourist activities in spots with stuff.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Stuff that we we wanted to do, right, you don't
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: want to cultural stuff? Well, we wanted to.
• 29:05
  Speaker 11: Sorry, if I can rephrase, stuff that we would usually
• 29:10
  Speaker 11: be getting up to over here, but over there.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: So like what I mean, when.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: You're in a place like Vietnam and you don't want
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to be doing the stuff.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: That you're doing at home. You're in another magnificent country.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: You want to experience, you know, their way of life,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: their way of.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, not you know, the filthy stuff you get
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: on get up to you back home.
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: You're right, Jason, I imagine that's sort of what your
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: experience was like when you went over to Vietnam.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was your highlight? If you like, what
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: was your favorite place? I would have to say hundreds?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: What was your favorite places? Will get to you?
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Why aren't actually moby lovely place, beautiful
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: little seaside sort of township, beautiful markets every night, lovely people.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: A little bit more sort of chilled out.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Than your Maine seem. Sorry, sorry, joys, a little more
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: chilled out.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And I tell you what, in terms of the accommodation
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: you can get there, unbelievable.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: And it's so cheap, ridiculously cheap.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: You're right, Yeah, so Pug, would you agree with it? Yeah?
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Absolutely, Man, I stayed in the in the beach town there.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't want to do that? Why would you?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if that did I not
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: tell you stay away.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: From the beaches. That's where you say beaches, that's.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Where you get. That's where you get.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Your your runny poos, your vombs, all that sort of stuff.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I doesn't actually get any runny poos, man, did you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Did? I?
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: So you haven't really been to Vietnam properly unless you've
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: got the runny pool?
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Is that right? Jason and the power Chambers?
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, what was your favorite culinary wise? What was your
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: favorite dish?
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: It is so hard.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: It is so hard because this is the thing and
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: what I really loved about all the cuisine there is
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: that they pronounced it well.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: No, obviously not. Here's how I pronounce it wrong.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Lots of lots of fresh ubs, lots of fresh sort
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: of seafood and that sort of.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Thing, you know what I mean?
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Did you have any barn mesh barn me is it? Yes?
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: What about you pugs? Do you agree with what Jas
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: just said?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, totally. I got to joy it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: Well I do.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: We've covered off most of it. That's that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Actually, I've got one question for you, pegs for me
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: yet for use ah?
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: Yep, where is my effing toberon? I get in a
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: few hours before you fellas that it went. I'm so sorry.
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: I've actually got a gift to what I'll gift you off.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Here get out hey. In the meantime, he's head like
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: a hole.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaky.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Welcome back the Big Show, Reggie Crown three b Let's
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: put another man busted on the bench. Yes, indeed a
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: month away. It's coming along very quickly.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Indeed certainly is Jay's Three nights and Brizzy there watching
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: eight games of rugby League at Suncorp Stadium. Flight's taking
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: care of accommodation, taking care of all thanks to Boystrip
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: dot co dot Nz and.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: You get to bring a mate. How good's that? Bloody good?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: I can't wait, fearless. I'm fizzed up, especially after that
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: was went over the weekend. I'm sensing good things and
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: we're taking on Brisbane. Who are the defending champs? An
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: upset in Brisbane at sun Corp would just be.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: The icing on your ships.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah beautiful, it's kind of the phone lines. Good a Richie,
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: your mad barstard? How's life?
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: You're not shaving yourself?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good things, mate? Good good you survive the weekend? Richie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: good on you, mate. One, what do you do for
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: a crust?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: You're throwed about it?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Are you thrilled about being a spanky?
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Absolutely well it's a bit of an what was it
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: go ins?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh that lady? Well show your missus ya.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff Richie. Who would you take with you? Mate?
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: Uh a mate?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, Good on you, Richie, don't be specific.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go, next person.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Get a scot your mad bastart. How's life mate? Good
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: on you mate? What do you do for a crust? Scott?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Back you thrilled about it?
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Scott?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: No, what's the biggest rip off? You've ever done on
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: a customer man?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, too many to say now, Scott, obviously you love
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: your my leg.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Who would you take with.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: You one of the mates? Yeah?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: How are you thinking?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: Probably one of the old Brian Downland's huge.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: When he gets on the pest too, you know what
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: He's an absolute punisher. He's what I would call a goose.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he is a messi of goose man.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Hey, you good on your Scott, you're in the drawer,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: make good luck, good on your man?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: And Jared finally, how are you a mad bastard?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Ye? Think you too bad for a Monday?
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Actually, Jared, not too bad at all? What do you
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: do for a crust?
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: There you go? I'm a chippy but on the dad at.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: The moment back But you're not a chippy man, you're
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: a stadi dead Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Hey, Jared, what's your favorite flavor of chippies?
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: Uh? Chicken?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah? School?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: And who would you take off your heaving to win
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: this amazing competition?
• 35:25
  Speaker 11: That Jay Red your mate from down Donner's Jimbo.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: He's an absolute g Yeah, he's got a piece of ship. Actually,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: funnily enough, funnily enough, he's got ears that are had
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: a whack as well.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: This has to stop. Okay, get on you, Jared Man
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: of your ears on the purse as well? Or are
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: they pretty normal?
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: They're on?
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: They get on your bat you hold the line, pugs
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: will put you in the drawer.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Right chose has unlocked another one. Strip your sales. Doone
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: for the next twelve months.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: We can head.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Boyship dot.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Co, dotted Z the whole Archy Big Show weekdays from
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: four on radio Hold.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Key Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Hodarky Big
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is seven minutes to
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: six o'clock and great news New Zealand.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: The Big Show is Back on.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: The Road to our back on the Road music.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man's the back on the Road tune. What have
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: you hear this tune? It means that we are back
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: on the road. So we're heading down to Danda next week.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Fellas, geez, you know to come around real quick.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Tell me about it, fellas. You guys been to Dunedin before.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: I think we went last year. Yeah, we did end
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: this year, yes, and the year before and.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: The year before.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: We haven't been this year yet. Do we go through
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: there to get to No, no, we didn't actually, but.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: We were down there last year for the Beer Festival.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I believe it was We've going to show before, both
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: of which.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Went very very well.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great stuff.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: And the good news is this coming Wednesday is not
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: the day. It's a week after that. Yeh, next Wednesday,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, the twenty second of April, Emerson's Brewing will
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: be there celebrating Emerson's hazy ipa.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Hasten confused. It's been around for ten years, a bit
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: of a ten year anniversary.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: But aple, won't you keezy, He'll have a couple of
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: the hazys.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'll get on the purse. Yeah well yeah, possibly, yeah, obviously.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, anything hazier than the beer there will be your
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: memory the next day. Keasy ah, totally fellas the only
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: thing more on the perre we got here we go.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: It's going to be your ears.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: This whole okay, this whole thing with Keys's ears on
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: the perse thing. Yeah, it started with Mogi clapping out
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: of time, and then you guys have said that the
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: reason it sounds to me like he's clapping out of
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: time is that my ears are on the purse.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's coming coming to you at different levels.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, different times. Yeah, okay, cool. Well I've asked
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: pugs to make a poll at some stage photo of me,
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: and we're just going to ask the audience kess ears
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: on the purse.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yep, just so we know once and for all. Yeah cool,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: it's going to a binding referendum.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, unfortunately it is. But I know our audience and
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: they'll back me up.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah cool.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very exciting that we're going to be down in
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Jenned and we love it down there and no word
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: of a lie. When we went to Emerson's last time,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the place filled up so quickly. There were people waiting
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: outside to make sure you get an early eighteen Yeah, boy,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: three pm, I'd recommend because I like nothing more than
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: a bit of chitter.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Check with the audience before we start.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: On that note.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: Have you organized a green room for us out the
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: back so we don't have to talk to the pride
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: of the show and with the music's on.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Can you get onto that please?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Just a green room for the Fellers.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: No, No, I think it's going to be just the
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: standard us all out there chatting.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: And maybe some crackers and cheeses, maybe some cold meats
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: and pickles would be good too.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Squid Yeah, bit a squid.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Big shout out to Emerson's. Will be there next Wednesday,
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: The twenty second of April show starts at four pm,
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: finishes at seven, and first one hundred through the door
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: get a free backbone shirt. But I'd recommend getting there early.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Can't great stuffy heaps coming up after six o'clock. Meet
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Patty Nips where we give out advice. And my wife
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: and I have finally figured out fellows how to do
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: a practical task together without without without filing divorce proceedings.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Oh good for you man.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Hold a Kee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
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• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Monday's going along? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Someone's ticked through here on three four eight three, supporting
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: me by the way, saying that it's not my ears
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: that are on the person's that You're massively out of
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: time with your clapping.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Is that the same person that spelled mogi mo n
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: g u I E.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: S Yeah, yeah, right, spellings on the person. Now just
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: because he he can't spell, doesn't mean that he can't
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: hear your clapping. That's way out of way out of time.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: You know, Hey, you feels weird. Thing happened to me
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: this morning when I woke up. Can I tell you
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: about it?
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Sure? Well it's not it's not a big deal, okay.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: But I wake up this and as I was waking up,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I was holding onto something and I was like, what's that?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: And it was my wife's bra.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: It's weird ey.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: We went to bed, yeah, and there was no bra
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: or anything.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: And then when I woke up this morning, first thing,
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: and I was literally gripping on to my I mean,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: she wasn't wearing it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Right, did you know to bed wearing it?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Well? No, but I don't remember her tossing it in
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: the bed or anything like that.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: And I just wake up and I'm clutching her bra.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Are you sure it was his?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I think so? Do you know what she said?
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: She said, Ah, maybe that's like your sexy x rated blankie.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, maybe it is. Yeah, maybe you were having like
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: a you know, a nasty.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Dream, a nasty dream, because you know how you have
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: those nasty dreas.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I have such nasty dreams, you are.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I was weird, man.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I still can't explain it. It's just very odd.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: It's very very odd. Do you know what happened in
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: New Zealand? Three four eight three?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Flier is coming up next?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Can you remember, oh.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Me putting together some furniture chat? Furniture chat here's pecsis.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: How could I forget the whole Archy Big Show with Jason,
• 42:17
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• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Radio hod Ik.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Who fighters there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Monday evening and Fellers, I had a relationship breakthrough over
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: the weekend whereabouts in my apartment?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: What happened proms.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I think this is.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Quite a common phenomenon, right, and I was talking about
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was on the podcast out
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: show or during the show last week. Well, when my
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: wife and I undertake a physical, a practical, a practical
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: task together, it always ends in disaster.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Now, this is after you guys attempted to build a
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: shelf last week, which resulted in you packing a bit
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: of a sad and who are having to be like, hey,
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: it's okay, yes, and then you're having to go and
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: make a coffee for a bit to cool down.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, couple of times.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: And when you say results in disaster, you just have
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: a shitter, get in a bad mood and stomp off.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Your wife is only there while that is happening.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: There's some accuracy to that description, but it's really interesting
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: because yes, we were putting shelving together last week, and
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I was and I said to myself, whidy Jay, you
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: are not going to lose patience and you are not
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: going to lose your shit. I made a real effort
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: in that regard in my head and mentally and emotionally.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the interesting thing because you're, you know, you're
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: you're a very experienced when it comes to shelving.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Anyway, within ten minutes, I'd lost my shit.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: And can I just say we both we both are
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: guilty of falling into a pattern. So we'll be trying
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: to do this and I will begin to lose.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Patients, the patents sort of like you're trying to get
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: stuff out of the box.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: You can't even manage that you go. Can you talk
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: us through it real quick? Jays, No, it's not that bad.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Give me five minutes before I start getting shitty, right,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And then what happens is,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: you know, we have a bit of a sort of
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: a few crosswords, and then I begin to lose patience,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: and then my wife loses patience with me losing patience.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, you know what I'm saying.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: So you started it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: But what often happens, and this is another triggering thing
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: for me, is my wife starts losing patience in anticipation
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: of me losing patience.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. So I haven't.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't lost my patience yet, but you can. She
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: feels like I'm about to, so she gets impatient with
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: me before I've even lost my patience.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: Right, So you're blaming her for twenty five years of
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: what actually happens, as if it's her fault. She consents
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: from you when you're going to get in a bed mood,
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: and probably you are giving it every single sign that
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: you are.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, now, I said to my wife, because we bought
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: also this huge set of draws, and it was three
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: boxes with stuff in it. And I said, now the
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: shell the shells are only one box.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: And we lost our shirt.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: And I said to my wife, we need to figure
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: out a new system here because this isn't working. And
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: my wife had an idea, and she said, how about this.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: How about I read the instructions, right, I set it out,
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: and then I called you in to do manual labor.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I'm the worker.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: I screw things in, you know, I do the bits
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: and bobs. She lays everything up and plans it. We
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: built a beautiful set of drawers. Not a sign of stress.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh you did it. It worked perfectly great.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Right, So you figured out the key to making it
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: work with your partner is for her to be in charge.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it makes sense. One hundred percent checks here.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Ah the whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: The verb pipe there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: this Monday evening.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: The time twenty five minutes past six o'clock.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Hey fellers, you've got testicles?
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: Eh? Boy?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Do I lovely lady lumps? That's not that's literally the
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: opposite of testicles.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Well, Testicular cancer is the number one cancer among young
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: guys here in New Zealand. It's highly treatable, however, people
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: just aren't checking. So to encourage this, we want you
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: to reach down your pants right now, fellers, feel around.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: If you feel anything a regular, seek help from qualified professionals.
• 46:44
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• 46:50
  Speaker 2: It's about raising awareness.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Great South Keezy is cracking up through that. Just talk
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: a little sport a fellow show.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, great sum Oh yes, bord.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Okay enough.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Super rugby Crusaders pepped by the Reds Jacks.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: The Brumbies pipped the Highlanders.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Just what are the scores?
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Fourteen to ten Brumbies over Highlanders. Reds thirty won twenty
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: six over the Crusaders. It was a tight, tough tussel
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: over and Aussie there and they drew up just pipping
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: the Force twenty four to twenty two.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: But the game of the weekend the Blues be the Hurricanes.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: The Blues and the Hurricanes sort of top of the
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: table kind of. The Hurricanes are just an unbelievable side
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: this year. They are playing the most brilliant rugby and
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I'm loving it. Seems like no one can get near
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: them at the moment. The Blues were in it for
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: a little while, but then the Hurricanes just did douge
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: and pulled away forty two to nineteen in the end
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: to the Hurricanes.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the only ones
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: that are going to beat the Hurricanes are the Hurricanes themselves.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Really good point, Mogi. So JC you fully back on
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: the rugby union bandwagon.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I watched that game anyway, and I watched the highlights
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: of the other games. But seriously, the Hurricanes are on
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: fire at the moment. Rugby make good. You know how
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: we sort of think of Wellington rugby. They're playing that
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: style and they're doing it, but they're forwards are just
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: machines at the moment.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: So that's great stuff.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Good, that's good. Yesterday I watched the UFC three two seven.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: I'll be honest with you, I've gone off for UFC
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: a bit. It feels like they've got really old fighters
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: and there there's not a lot of great talent coming
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: through and just generally what the organization stands for sort
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: of annoys me a little bit. But Carlos Auburg yesterday
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: the Kiwi and the light heavyweight division fought Uri Procesca
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: for the vacant light heavyweight belt. This is after our
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: Pereira has vacated that belt and has gone up to
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: heavyweight and'll be fighting on the White House card.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Alburg he was. It was the first round. He just
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: he did something.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: He just went to stand, put his right foot back
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: on the ground after doing something fairly innocuous in the fight.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: It looked like it looked to me like his chilles
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: blew out, but apparently it's his knee. And after that
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: he was really operating on one leg incredibly. He tried
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: to go for a head kick at one point, but
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: he just kept on collapsing on the ground. Muri was
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: kicking his legs out from under it.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: He really was.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: So I saw that it looked bloody painful, bloody painful,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: but for all intents and purposes, it looked like she
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: was all over.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: It was just a matter of time. If it hadn't
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: made it to the end of the first round, then
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: the doctor would have retired Carlos Alburg hurt. That would
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: have been the end of it, but somehow Mury walked
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: into a left hook that I would say the best
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: description for it was it absolutely melted him. He just
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: collapsed on the ground and then Carlos punched him in
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: the head about forty eight times before the reef jumped
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: in and decided that the unconscious Yuri was no longer
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: able to defend himself fair and it was probably time
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: to call the fight off. So we've got another world
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: champion in the division, an ad or nine fight wins streak,
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: absolutely unbelievable. Celebrate him. He is your champion, he is
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: a kiwi, and he is an absolute smoke show.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: So what was the injury then? Do we know?
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Apparently he was the last I heard it was an
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: acl right, but I've never ever seen like you could
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: see the shockwave was calf muscle, it was. It was
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: really something special.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Actually, there was a great video put up on Radio
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Hurdarcky social Media and Hurdarky Big Show if you want
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: to see the footage of that. Yeah, and another equally
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: as impressive league injury to another athlete. Yeah, Hurdaky Big Show,
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: All Radio Hurdarky on your sosh med there.
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  Speaker 5: a their feelers. Big fan of the show. I was
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what then.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: When playing can a Hole or just having a big
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: night on the Hammer with the lads, Yeah, we often
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: partake in a social SIGI or two. I see no
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: problem with the odd durry with the failers, but the
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: misso it's not a fan. I was wondering if you
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: had any advice on more how to get away with it,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: as I have no plans to stop. I thought jiz
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Bot especially may know a few tricks. Cheers Anonymous.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Your first thing you got to do is tell her
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: to go fly a kite, all right? Like literally or literally?
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Does that help to take your mind off things?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Totally?
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's not even an issue for me. Just
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: do it, man, Just do it. Smoke, you'r darry with
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: your mate and if she doesn't like it, okay, that's fine.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: So because your whole thing with your relationship jas I
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: know is I don't care if my wife doesn't like it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I'm doing it anyway.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, And that's worked for you. Well thirty years Keezy.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Totally not bad, not bad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Is there a world Fellas where he should say, actually.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: No, there's not.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: If he was a full time smoker, then she would
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: have something to do. Still shared about, but him having
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: the odd doubt when he's out on there, if he's
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: on the hem of seven days a week, obviously an issue. Um, honestly, man,
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: break up with it? Well, do you know what I mean?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: We're too far down the road, aren't we like if
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: we're if we're complaining about those sorts of things, you guys,
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: you're not mean to be together that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: It's as simple as that.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I also just flag it. I'm on your side. I
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: don't think she should be broken up with I do.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: It's more of a like I agree that social siggies.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: You partake and then are you're keasy?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Just shocking?
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a shocking bastard on the siggies, just me.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: But if everyone's having a dart, Yeah, it's like having
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: a beer or something out on the it's not you're
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: not doing anyone any harm. Maybe it's apart from yourself,
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: but it's not a massive deal.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Certainly not worth him and the moon about it. Yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: there are bigger issues to I would.
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: Just say to it. I just sit it down, and
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: you just gotta look her in the eye and say, look,
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: pack your bags, you're off. Yeah it's really good, mogie.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Just get all your stuff, put it in a bag.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, would you have a darry while you hit the.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Bricks and not that bag? That's my bag?
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Oh you knew a bag she was. She reached for
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: the wrong bag.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was going for adult Jay Gavana one you
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: gave Vachi.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It's also Gabana.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's said that we had to into a relationship,
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: but that's how it goes.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: You'll think us in the long run.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, or just like don't tell her and put
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: some didor in on her mouths.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm not up for line. Just nip it in
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: the bar.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Later The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Ah, there you go, your there, it's.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: The Big Show down and dusted this Monday evening. I
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: hope you enjoyed it. Now, what's the podcast our true
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: clip today, Keysy? Now that Pugs is back, I know
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: it'll be something that looks to embarrass me.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: It's funny you say that, Jace. It is actually the
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: bit that we all agreed on. All right, okay, to
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: do with you giving up vaping?
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Man.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: The episode comes out at seven thirty tonight.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Search had Acky Big Show where we get your podcasts from. So, Jace,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: come on, man, this is like you're taking money out
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: of my wallet here many fair, fair.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: It's almost worth it, Jace, for you to throw it
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: to lose just because it costs Keysy one hundred.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: But imagine Jace comes in on the final day of
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: May and just.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: So let me just say so, obviously we've got this bit, Jace.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: I want you to give up, obviously, and I hope
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: this puts the pencil in your leading, your pencil so
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: that you follow thrill on it for once in your
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: goddamn life. Man, you've got to do it. Yeah, like
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: meet me and I was smoking on the weekend. But
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: I'm putting the finger at you.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: But I want you to know if you do fail,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I won't accept the one hundred dollars from you. Men,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I thanks, I'll just accept it from Kezy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: That says no, because what you're doing there is getting
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: him more incentive to fail.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: So then he won't be failing. Well he might be,
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: but I'll be succeeding because I'll win an easy I
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: will not fail. You promise, Yeah, man, Now look at
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: me and say you promise.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to look at you.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And it's a year man, he was.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: We are going to do this keysy are Yeah, I'm
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: going to do what not vape.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: For an entire month?
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Okay month?
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Money in six twenty twenty six.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, now, Mogi, don't give him any bloody loopholes.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: What are you doing tonight? What are you eating? And
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: all that? Please?
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Great question? I don't know, yes, but I'll be working. Okay,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: good week this week, fellas keezy.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: What are you eating tonight? Man?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Tonight? I think we're having case of DearS?
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with that Portman's case? It is a case
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: of right? Okay, what do you do? What are you
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: doing tonight? There, Jason?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I'm we're going to be eating my A number one
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: spicy chicken soup.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Can you bring some in tomorrow?
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Can you with garlic breed?
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Can you please bring some?
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Men?
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: We'll review it on the show.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: We'll see because my daughter also loves this chicken soup.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: If your boyfriend was over and my wife and I
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: will be eating it, So if there's any left, sure.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Because I would love to do it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Have I already done that before?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: And Chutney?
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: All right? Hey, you have a good night.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Bye, Have a good night,