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S1E5 - 'Dogs Playing Poker' · Dished at Birth

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Hey. Hey. It's nice to be back. I know. Long
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time no see. It's been like a month. You've been
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missed. I missed you so much. I know. I missed
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you too. This is the first time recording since
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an episode has come out. I know. It's been really
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exciting. And another episode comes out tomorrow.
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Certain elements of the show move so slow and
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then some of them are so fast. Like we meet Wilke
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and already, like we just met Wilke. And now
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all of a sudden he's like part of a big plot.
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Yeah. They clearly hadn't hired Austin Butler
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at the time. Yeah. And then they were like, let's
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get him in here. Yeah. There was just one part
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in this episode, episode five, where Bay says
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to Ty, like, I'm not ready for you to drop the
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big L. And I'm like, haven't they only been dating
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like four days? Yeah. We're going to talk about
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that. I also put that in my notes right at the
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end. She goes, if you drop the big L right now,
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girl, he wasn't gonna. He had no plan to. He
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was not going to do that. I want to tell you
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about, I went to Vegas when I was out in California.
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Which is obviously not California, but I was
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in Vegas when I was on the West Coast. And I
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went to Omega Mart. Have you heard of that? No.
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Have you heard of Meow Wolf in New Mexico? In
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New Mexico, yes. So now there's like five of
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them. Yeah, it's like an Instagram -y fun place
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to go. And everything's neon, right? Okay, that
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feels insulting to call it an Instagram -y place,
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but I understand how one might jump to that
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conclusion that it was an Instagram -y place.
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Every time I see it, it's on TikTok. I'm so sorry.
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That's fair. I guess I might call it a TikTok
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place. But it's been open since... It's been
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open for a while. A long time. Like, it predates
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the Museum of Illusions and all that shit. And
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the Museum of Ice Cream. And it's definitely
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not a photo-op -y place. I think there are,
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like, pictures to be taken. But anyway, this...
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I haven't been to Meow Wolf. I know I'm riding
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really hard for it right now, but I actually
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haven't been to that one. But I went to Omega
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Mart, which is a Vegas version that's like a
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different, I believe it's different plot lines.
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It's an immersive experience. There's like a
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market and it's like kind of alien-ish and everything's
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a little weird in the market and all the signs
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are weird. It's really cool. I almost can't explain
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it to you. It's so weird, but it's definitely
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immersive. It's kind of like... You know the
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concept, the internet concept of the back room?
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Yes. So it's kind of like a manifested back room.
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What I'm thinking of right now is the Great Wolf
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Lodge. So like that's not far off in the sense
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of like something is weird here. Yeah. But like
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specifically where you were like a magician and
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you had to go on quests at Great Wolf Lodge.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you actually
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got to go to Great Wolf Lodge. I did once when
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I was nine. I didn't know about the magician
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side plot. Yeah. That sounds awesome. It was
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the best day of my life. Anyways, that's what
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that reminds me of. Okay, so it's kind of the
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adult version of that. And there's this one hallway
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in this one part of Omega Mart. It's like you're
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an employee and you're in the back rooms of the
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of the Mart. And so there's all these like conference
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rooms almost. But each conference room is a totally
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different art installation. And so one of them
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is this room called Them. And it's like an art
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installation about trans identity. Wow. And it's
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really cool. But on the ceiling, they have like
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plaster casts of hands fingerspelling something.
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Oh. And so I spent like 10 minutes in there trying
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to figure out what they were fingerspelling.
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But it is. Way up on, like super high up on the
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ceiling. And there are flashing strobe lights
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in there. Okay, not very helpful. Then I looked
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up what it said. I tried to figure it out. And
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it was very difficult. So it actually does say
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something. Yes. And it was a big, in a big circle
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too. So I was like, it was unclear where the
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words began and ended. Again, not an accessibility
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thing. But yeah, the message, which paraphrases,
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to be yourself is truly revolutionary. That is
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a long thing to fingerspell. Yes. Anyway, yeah,
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it was really freaky and cool. But I was like,
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oh my God, I have to stay in here and try to
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figure this out. And my friend had very little
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patience for it because it was a very stressful
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room to be in. You gotta have me over. I want
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to see that. It was really cool. I really recommend
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it. Yeah, it was just like, it was very odd.
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We also went, we were a little bit high. We went,
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my dad was like, it's good to spend like 45 minutes
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there. We were there for two and a half hours.
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Okay. It's huge. You can touch everything. I
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like a place where everything's very tactile.
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I've never been to Vegas. I would like to go.
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There's lots to love about Vegas. Yeah. I'm down.
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Yeah. It was really cool. I love Vegas. I think
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your wife would love Vegas. Yeah. Okay. Cool.
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Let's talk about dogs playing poker. Let's talk
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about dogs playing poker. And it's only called
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that because they play poker in the show. Yeah.
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There's nothing more to it. There's no hidden
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symbolism in dogs playing poker. We start off
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with Ty and Bay and they're getting steamy. This
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is the sex episode. I yelled it out loud just
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because I remember watching this. The sex, but
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there's no sex. There's no sex, but like everyone's
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talking about sex. Everyone's like oozing sex
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in this episode. They are. This is true. Not
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in a hot way. No one's hot in this episode, but
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everyone's like horny. Yeah, they are. Yeah,
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they're getting steamy. But they’re being responsible.
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Ty doesn't have a condom and they decide not
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to have sex. Good job, guys. Good job, guys.
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I do think it's funny because in the last episode,
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and this is the same night, she told Daphne,
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like, I know how to keep a guy interested. Like,
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you should be worried about Liam because we were
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definitely sleeping together. And they were not.
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They were not. No. So they don't have a condom,
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and then they're like, all right, to be continued,
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I guess. It's very heterosexual teenagers. He's
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just like, I guess we can't have sex, so I'm
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going to drive you home. Yeah, nothing. Nothing
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else. It doesn't have to be P &V. Penetration
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does not need to be involved here. It also just
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screamed Disney Channel to me. Yeah. They were
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pushing boundaries, admitting that Bay wanted
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to sleep with them at all. I know. She was on
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the floor with the bra on. Also not realistic.
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Whatever. Yeah, I just love that they said no
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condom. Okay, clothes on. Time to go. Okay, let
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me drive you home, I guess. He drives her home
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and then John catches her and he said, oh, you're
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not Simone because Bay lied about staying at
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her friend Simone's place. That's the other thing.
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She had a cover to be out the whole night, clearly.
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Yeah, she did. So she could have just stayed
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over at Ty's, but I guess... They can't sleep
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in the same bed if they're not going to have
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sex, Kara. God forbid. I know. And why did Ty
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have to drop her off at the driveway? Yeah, he
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did not need to pull in exterior driveway. Yeah,
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at three in the morning. At the exterior driveway.
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Yeah, three in the morning. It was bold. You're
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waking people up. Yeah. The lights are coming
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on. You can tell because Kathryn's in a robe
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and John is in his sweatpants. They woke up at
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three in the morning for this just to make sure
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that Bay didn't lose her virginity. They had
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a little heart attack over this. A very strong
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part of me is like her body, her choice. She
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is 15. It is so crazy to me that they're not
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more. They're not like freaked out about the
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fact that he's 19. They're just freaked out in
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general. The age of Ty does not come up in this
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episode. Other than for them to be like, wow,
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he's 19 and he's not in college. That's kind
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of it. I guess they won't even care about the
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age, they’re kind of just like, have a job. Yeah. But
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yeah, then Kathryn is like, well, we can't
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stop her from seeing him. And she's right. And
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instead they say, Ty has to come to chili night.
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Sorry, whitest threat of all time. Which I think
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is a fair thing to request. So fair. Your daughter's
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dating a 19 year old boy. Or just anyone you
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don't know. Yeah. I want to meet him. I want
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to get to know him a little more. That seems
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like bare minimum. The way Bay reacts about it
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is very dramatic. It's like the end of the world.
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They're going to shoot him on sight. Admittedly,
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John is kind of an asshole at dinner. He is an
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asshole. But, like, the idea itself of inviting
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a boy over to dinner is fine. It should be good.
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It's good that your parents want to know the
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person that you're dating. Yeah. That's a good
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thing. Daphne's in a hoodie, which is so crazy
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to see. But that's because she's sad. She's sad.
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And to imply that, they were like, put her in
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a hoodie. Put her in a hoodie. And also, this
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is the day after. So she has just broken up with
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Liam. Yeah. So understandably, she's sad. And
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of course, Regina's like, why aren't your clothes
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on? She's allowed to be sad. Let her be sad for
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a day. She's like, is this about Liam? It's been
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12 hours. Less than 12 hours. Yeah, it's about
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Liam. Whatever. Regina's like, go hang out. With
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Toby. He didn't yell at you. Because he didn't
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yell at you last night. Which, yeah, I guess
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she said it was dump on Daphne night. I just
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like that when she goes to see Toby, he's shuffling
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cards. It's really on the nose. He's about to
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lie to her about playing mini golf. And Daphne's
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chosen to put on a bright blue gingham top with
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cut off sleeves. I know exactly what you're talking
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about. Yep. It's so confusing. Bay was also wearing
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a blazer. It’s the weekend. Oh I’ve, I've made some
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notes. She rocks multiple blazers in this episode.
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A cropped blazer. As does Daphne. This is a business
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casual episode. It's upsetting, it's a Saturday.
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yeah the girls are going business casual on the
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weekends. That was so 2011, though. It was all about
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the day-to-night look. A chunky necklace and
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then Bay was wearing these five inch booties
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that she wore to Ty's later. Oh the bootie, 2011
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was so the year of the bootie, I held on to my
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booties for a long time. I was never a bootie girl.
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And I was already tall so I don't know why I
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was rocking a heeled bootie in high school. Embrace
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it. In high school was crazy. Yeah. Well my school
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didn't have a dress code so things were wild.
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Toby confesses to Daphne, it's not mini golf.
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I'm playing poker. And Daphne says, oh, I play
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poker. And then she says, most deafies are good
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at playing poker. This is not something I've
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ever heard of, but sure, I'll allow it. I was
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going to ask you because we've played poker together.
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I did win the last round, but I was not looking
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at your facial expressions. I was just playing
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it safe. I do also think that we're so bad at
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poker, there's not even a way for me to... I
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was not bluffing in the game ever. Also, we weren't
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playing for money. So when I go all in... I'm
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not risking anything. Yeah. I'm not losing thousands
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of dollars like Toby does later. Yeah. But yeah,
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Daphne says most deafies are really good at poker
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because they're more attuned to facial expressions
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and body language. And I felt iffy about that.
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I'm very hesitant to say that deaf people have
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a superhuman power. Or just like any disabled
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people having a superhuman power. I just don't
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like... calling a disability a superpower because
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not because having a disability is a negative
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thing but because being viewed as superhuman
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is also another way of being viewed as subhuman.
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Damn, go off. And I think it sets unrealistic
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expectations like all Deaf people are so good
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at lip reading and I think it ends up oversimplifying
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our strengths. And of course, it doesn't solve
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any of the problems of disabled people being
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marginalized. And it just reinforces inequalities
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and whatever. And I don't think that was the
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show's intention. No. I think Daphne just dropped
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the superpower thing and was just playing around.
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But I think Toby believes her. Toby so believes
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her. Now people are going to think that deaf
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people are cheating at poker just because Toby's
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a shitty brother. But also... It's just not that
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true that we are all amazing at lip reading and
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perfectly attuned to facial expressions and body
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language. I think I'm good at it as like any
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other hearing person. I also think Daphne, she's
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also just smart enough to be like, oh, Wilke's
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bouncing his leg every time he has a bad hand
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or he's lying or whatever. If Toby had an ounce
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of intelligence, he could also figure that out.
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He could. He doesn't need to exploit his deaf
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sister. No. Anyways, Toby's eyes go cha-ching
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when he hears about his deaf sister's superpower.
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Oh, and then Emmett shows up. Oh, yeah. And after
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Daphne was like, I'm so sad because Emmett and
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I got in a fight, Emmett shows up and he's just
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like, whatever. I was mad. It's fine. Why is
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he there? It doesn't explain why he's there.
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I think he was coming to apologize, but it makes
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me mad that he apologizes and she doesn't. She's
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just like, it's forgotten. She also was being
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a lot the night before. Anyways, yeah, that's
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forgotten. And then I noticed she simcommed,
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do you want to play poker? She voiced, do you
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want to play poker? But she signed play game.
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She should have just fingerspelled poker, but
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I guess Emmett was reading her lips. She does that
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later when they're meeting Toby's friends and
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they're all like, oh, I saw you play drums at
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the thing or whatever. And then someone else
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says like, I like your bike. And instead of interpreting
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either of those things, she just says they're
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impressed. I'll get into that later. That was
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crazy. I was like, she is interpreting for a
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room full of new people that she's never met.
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She does not understand what they're saying.
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In real life, I'd be so lost. Anyway, Kathryn
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gets flowers. She thinks they're from John. Spoiler,
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they're from Bruce and they're for Regina. And
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Kathryn's pissed. And she brings the flowers
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upstairs. And Regina's like, yay. And Kathryn's
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like, hey, don't have sex with him in my house.
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Well, she's like, first of all, he cheated on
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his three wives. He's a player. And Regina's
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like. I just want to get laid. Yeah. It's not
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that complicated. And Kathryn's like, please
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don't get laid in my house. Crazy thing. That
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is an inside thought, Kathryn. Obviously, you
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do not want this woman to bring your friend's
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ex-husband back to your guest house and sleep
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with him there. Obviously. You cannot say that
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out loud. Mind your business. Mind your business.
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Also, Regina's a reasonable person. For the most
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part. She's obviously not going to do that. And
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she says, like, I'm not going to do that. I live
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with my mother and my daughter. I have common
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sense. Obviously, that's a cock-block situation.
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I'm not going to bring him. Anyways, Bay goes
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to see Ty. And John insists on driving her. I'll
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drive. He literally, the fact that Bay just goes,
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you want to make sure I don't stay too long.
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Don't say that out loud, Bay. Obviously, that's
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why. But, like, stop. She is very bold. And even
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John later is like, la la la la la. So Bay goes
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over there and just when John is worried that
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she's going to go to sleep with this boy, she
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is wearing... a statement necklace, a patterned
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tank top, and a business casual blazer, skinny
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jeans, and booties. Those five-inch booties.
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Yep, those five-inch booties. So John's really
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concerned that Ty's going to rip off that blazer.
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There's so many layers, though. He just wants
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to see what's underneath. It's like a present
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to unwrap. My God. And these booties, you've
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got to, like, unzip. Yeah. She thinks Bay goes
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in, and she goes, this look can go from day to
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night. Odd. Well, she's only in the house for
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like two minutes. She just says, come to dinner
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and Ty's like no and she said please and then
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he goes okay and then John's honking and that's
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kind of it. Kind of red flag that he's like no.
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I think if someone was like I don't want to come
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to dinner with your parents. Anyone, not even someone
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I'm dating, I'd be like, why, my parents are wonderful.
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You should want to come. You don’t know my parents.
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Yeah. Or you love me, so you should want to come,
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even if they did suck. Bay says come to dinner.
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And also, Regina and Daphne will be there, I
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promise. That's a good thing. She's promising
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the presence of people that he trusts. Mind you,
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she's lying. She hasn't asked them yet. No, she
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hasn't. She doesn't know their schedule. No. It's
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also tonight. Oh, that's true. This is all one
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day. Yeah. It's all the same day. Which means
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that she puts on different blazers at different
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points of this day. But she's wearing the same
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outfit. No, she's wearing a different blazer.
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Okay, the blazers all look the same. Yeah, she
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switches from a black blazer to a navy blue blazer.
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Fine. And then Daphne puts on a gray blazer.
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Okay. I know. It's really... I don't know who
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did the costuming on this episode, but they had
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a vision, I guess. And the vision is blazer.
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Yeah. That piece in the newspaper comes out about
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the family. Yes. And Kathryn's very happy and
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Regina's pissed because they call Daphne handicapped
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and then they... also are like, they were plucked
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from adversity. Yeah, it just made, it seems
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like the article made out the Kennishes to be
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this white savior family to save this East Riverside
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Latina family. And also John is not happy with
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the article, but for a different reason. And that's
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because it doesn't look good for the lawsuit
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against the hospital. And then Bay finally comes
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over to Daphne and wants to ask her to come to
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dinner. But first she has to apologize for being
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so mean and yelling at her about Liam. And she
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signs favor. And this is her very first time
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signing. Yeah, her first time learning a sign.
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And she says. I looked it up on YouTube for you.
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Are you happy? And it's like, okay, so it wasn't
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that hard. Maybe you could be doing more of that.
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You can Google more than one word, actually,
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Bay. She could have Googled sorry. Yeah, sorry
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is a very easy one. Sorry would have been good
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to start with before favor. But she said, I need
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a favor. Anyways, she apologizes. She asked Daphne
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to come to dinner. And Daphne's like, fine, I'll
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do it, but only for Ty. Yeah. And then Daphne's
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like, I broke up with Liam. And Bay's like, no,
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why did you do that? Girl, you asked her to.
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Did she? Yeah. Daphne said, what do you want me
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to do? Break up with him? Like in the last episode
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when Bay was yelling at her and Bay said, yes.
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Yeah, I guess she did. And then later on, Bay
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yells at her more and is like, you can keep dating
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him, but just know I know how to keep a guy interested.
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That's right. All of that implies you would have
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wanted. Daphne to break up with him. Yeah that's
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true, whatever. I don't like Liam. No me either,
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I'm very happy he's gone. It also has been one
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day. If Daphne's really as sad about Liam as she
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said she probably could have texted him and been
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like just kidding let's get back together. They've
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only been together four days. Yeah. So I think
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it would have been fine. I know. Anyways, we cut
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to Kathryn and Regina doing laundry together
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in the world's biggest laundry room. I was going
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to ask because it looks like a kitchen, but it's
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not the kitchen they've been cooking in. Which
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is a separate room. This is a separate kitchen
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laundry space. Which is bigger than the room
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we're in right now. Oh, way bigger. God, I wish
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I had in unit laundry. Me too. That'd be awesome.
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Anyway, they're discussing their teenage daughter's
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sex lives, which is gross. Kathryn's like,
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tell me more about Ty. And Regina's like, I will
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give you information that you do not care about.
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He's part Cherokee. He was raised by his great
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aunt. And he's really good at spades. Do we think
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that the laundry bit was just so that they could
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cue up the joke where Regina says, have you seen
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Ty with his shirt off? Now that's a washing machine.
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I guess. Yeah, because they did not need to be.
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They built that whole laundry room set just to
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make this joke. Just to make that joke. But also,
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yeah, Kathryn doesn't care about any of that.
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She wants to know, basically, is he having sex
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with my daughter? And Regina's like, girl, I
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don't know. Like, why would Bay tell Regina,
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who's never around? She said, girl, I don't know.
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I don't talk to her. But the answer is probably
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because he's hot. Yeah. Have you seen his abs?
19:07
They're great. And that's my answer. And then
19:10
Toby, Emmett, and Daphne prepare for poker night
19:13
and they're talking about signs and what to do
19:16
to cheat the game. Toby is like, hey, we're going
19:18
to cheat. Clearly out loud. And Emmett and Daphne
19:21
are very uncomfortable. Yeah, you can tell they're,
19:24
yeah, they're very uncomfortable. I don't know
19:27
why they say yes to doing it. Especially Emmett.
19:30
He doesn't have any skin in this game. He is
19:32
like, I want the money. Because Toby's like,
19:34
we'll split it 50 -50. And Emmett's like, no. 3
19:36
-3 -3. Yeah. Fair. That's the first thing Emmett
19:39
said that Toby's even somewhat understood. He
19:42
just held up three fingers. The bar is low for
19:45
Toby. The bar is so low for Toby. It's also heavily
19:48
implied that Toby owes quite a lot of money to
19:51
Wilke already. Because when he says 50 -50, he
19:54
seems a little stressed that Emmett wants a third
19:57
instead. Yeah. And we don't know how much money.
20:01
We don't know how much money. And we kind of
20:03
still don't. And then, yeah, Kathryn comes
20:05
to give Bay a proper sex talk. Birds and the
20:08
bees. It's pretty sweet, honestly. I thought
20:11
it was really sweet. I thought it was really
20:12
nice. I just thought it was so 2011 when Bay's
20:15
like, I'm not into sexting and I don't send naked
20:18
pictures of my butt. Yeah, that's the ABC Family.
20:21
That's what everyone told us in 2011 not to do.
20:24
Yeah, and it didn't matter. It didn't stop anything.
20:27
And then Kathryn tries to get really technical.
20:30
I really like that she focused on pleasure, though.
20:32
Yeah, but that's, like, something you can only
20:34
say because it's not your mom. And we think she's
20:36
hot. That's true. If my... Yeah. Anyone related
20:39
to me ever said that, I do what Bay did and go,
20:42
oh, we're done. We're done talking. It did beg
20:45
the question for me, like, what do we think John
20:48
and Kathryn's sex life is like? I think it's
20:50
pretty decent. Yeah. John's hot in, like, a weird
20:54
Republican way. And didn't last episode... They
20:57
talk about, like, getting it on after the party.
21:00
Yeah, they kicked people out early to go have
21:03
makeup sex. So I think they have a decent sex
21:06
life. Good for them. Did your parents give you
21:08
the sex talk? I honestly can't remember. Okay.
21:11
Like, I think probably yes at some point. Did
21:15
your parents? No, never talked about it. They
21:18
said, a lesbian. We don't know what to do with
21:20
this. They saw that Billie Jean King poster on
21:22
your wall and they said, no, we can cancel the
21:25
sex talk. Yeah, basically. I was part of GSA.
21:29
Oh my God. Also, I wasn't, no one else was out.
21:33
Like, who was I going to have sex with? That's
21:35
true. Yeah. You were really holding it down.
21:37
You were like, I'm the deaf lesbian at my high
21:40
school. I am. Truly no one out there. You would
21:42
have cleaned up at my high school. That means
21:44
a lot. You would have been a hot commodity. I
21:46
do think like a talk, the most important thing
21:48
is what Kathryn does to just be like, it should
21:51
be good. You should enjoy it. She doesn't mention
21:53
protection though. No, because I think Bay's
21:55
like, I already know about that, which is fair.
21:58
Bay is leaving the house. She's like, I gotta
22:00
leave. My mom's trying to talk to me about pleasure.
22:02
On her way out and she runs into Daphne, who's
22:05
like, we're going mini golfing. And Bay immediately
22:08
knows what's up. She's like. You're gonna go
22:11
play poker with Toby. That's a bad idea. Do not
22:13
do it. He has a gambling problem. And Daphne
22:15
is not listening. Bay does say, like, trust me,
22:18
I know him a lot better than you, which is a
22:20
shitty thing to say. And then, of course, Daphne
22:22
gets very defensive and she's like, yeah, whatever.
22:25
But right before she says that, Bay reveals that
22:28
she had to use all of her birthday money to pay
22:30
back his debts to Wilke last time this happened.
22:33
Very nice of her to do. Explains why he was much
22:36
more down to help her with the cash when she
22:38
wanted to try to fix Ty's car for him. Right.
22:41
He didn't ask any questions. But also, how much
22:43
money do we think that was? For Bay, birthday
22:46
money, that could be $300. That could be $2,000.
22:49
My guess was $500. Okay. That doesn't feel like
22:53
a lot to me. For a teenager, that's a lot, but...
22:56
The way she's panicked about it. She gets money
22:59
from her parents, her grandparents, cousins,
23:02
aunts and uncles. Yeah, maybe like a thousand
23:04
or something. Cousins is crazy. Do your cousins
23:06
send you money? No, I meant to say aunts and
23:08
uncles. I do not get money from my cousins. I'm
23:10
trying to imagine hitting my cousin up for birthday
23:12
money. No, I'm also one of the older cousins.
23:15
Yeah, me as well. My 14 -year -old cousin's not
23:18
going to be sending me a check. God, I wish.
23:20
That'd be cool. So yeah, Daphne's like... whatever
23:23
we're gonna go it's fine and they pull up and
23:26
that one guy that was a total dick to Daphne.
23:28
Cheeves. Jeeves? Cheeves. Cheeves. C -H -E -V
23:33
-E -S. Okay well Cheeves is there. The same guy
23:36
that Daphne taught the sign for douchebag to.
23:39
Yeah she does not reveal to him that's what it
23:42
means. Yeah she does not and Emmett she signs
23:44
in front of Emmett and he's like yep. Emmett's
23:46
in on it. And then these are all new people who
23:49
are talking very fast and not looking at her.
23:52
They're like on the other side of the room in
23:54
this basement. It's also dimly lit in this poker
23:56
room. And she's interpreting for Emmett. There
23:59
was no way she would have been able to understand
24:01
anything that they were saying. I was just like,
24:04
maybe Daphne does have a superpower because that's
24:07
crazy. That is. I mean, they kind of stick to
24:09
that the whole show. They do. They're like, she's
24:12
just really good at it. She's so good at it.
24:15
She can read and read lips in pitch black. I wonder
24:17
later on in the series, they talk about Daphne
24:21
tells Bay about like how much Emmett means to
24:25
her. And part of that story is that from ages
24:28
three to eight, she didn't have access to sign
24:31
language at all. Right. So she probably relied
24:34
on lip reading a ton to get by. So I wonder if
24:37
that's what it is. That's entirely possible.
24:40
Yeah. But that story always kind of frustrated
24:42
me because it doesn't really align with who she
24:45
is now. Also, you would be severely speech delayed.
24:49
Because part of, again, part of her thing is
24:51
like that her speech is so like technically good,
24:54
you know, like people are always making comments
24:57
about it. And it's because Katie LeClerc is
24:59
hearing and she's doing a deaf accent, obviously.
25:01
But like, why did that need to be the backstory?
25:03
It doesn't make any sense to me. I don't know.
25:05
She could have just been born deaf. And I, yeah,
25:08
it just doesn't address the issue of language
25:11
deprivation. It makes it seem like she didn't
25:14
suffer at all from that severe language deprivation
25:17
that she experienced. Yeah, five years. Five
25:19
years. And she was in school. So, yeah, you're
25:22
right. She probably would have had five years
25:25
of practice to lip read. But I'm still going
25:27
to go out on a limb and say it's not perfect. And
25:29
it's not realistic to read that well. Yeah. But
25:33
whatever. I guess we'll just pretend Daphne has
25:35
a freaking superpower. I also have five years before
25:37
I got my implants. I'm pretty good lip reading,
25:40
but I would not say. I'm an expert. And even
25:43
Daphne herself says that on her date with Liam,
25:45
like, I get really good once I get to know someone.
25:49
And again, she's in this poker room with all
25:52
these new people. It's just not realistic. Yeah,
25:54
all these randos. Anyways, frustrating. There's
25:57
a membership fee to play. They call it a membership
26:00
fee. It's very normal for poker to have a buy
26:04
-in. Oh, see, I don't know this. But, like, for
26:07
a poker game, if you're playing for money, everyone
26:10
puts in the money. But what is it like 200 a person?
26:13
It's a very high buy -in. I will say, yeah, when
26:15
we play poker, grown adults, we do a $10 buy
26:19
-in. And when we played, we just did nothing
26:21
because we barely knew how to play. But now when
26:23
we go to poker night, it's a $10 buy -in. Why
26:26
would Toby think Daphne and Emmett have $200
26:29
each? He like immediately says to Wilke, like,
26:32
you can spot all of us, right? Yeah, he's like,
26:35
whatever. I think he's just so confident they're
26:37
going to win and they'll just buy it back. Yeah,
26:39
Toby this whole episode has the vibe of an addict
26:42
who's, like, frantic. So I think he's just not
26:45
thinking it through. Yeah, Lucas Grabeel does
26:47
some good acting here. He really... No, because
26:50
I'm like really repulsed by him in this episode.
26:52
This whole episode, there's like so much sex
26:54
stuff. I think the hottest thing that happens
26:56
in this episode is when Wilke says down kitten
26:59
to that girl. I was like, thank God they gave
27:01
him something to work with because he's basically
27:03
like a non -factor the rest of the episode except
27:05
for his bouncing leg. But they gave him one sexy
27:08
line. Oh, he also says to Daphne, come back anytime.
27:11
Oh, yeah. Also hot. It was pretty hot, even
27:15
though they're having the worst day of their
27:16
life. He's like, whatever. He's like the opposite
27:19
of Daphne. Like, he cannot read a room. No, not at all.
27:21
I think he knows, but he's just... He doesn't
27:23
care. He decides to cover them for the game,
27:26
pay for them to play because he likes Daphne.
27:28
He does. I think he also has an understanding
27:30
of what's going to happen because he immediately
27:32
is like, you're not signing at the table. I really
27:35
like that girl being like, ASL is a rich and
27:38
beautiful language. Thank you, honey. Thanks.
27:42
Really good. And then she's like, obviously no
27:43
signing at the table. It's a rich and beautiful
27:45
language. Sign somewhere else. Yeah. Daphne observes,
27:49
I guess when Wilke shakes his leg, that means
27:51
he has a bad hand. And then when that happens,
27:54
she takes a sip from her 7 Up. And then Toby
27:57
buys in. He wins. And then this goes on for a
28:01
bit. I don't know if he knows this, but Daphne
28:03
drinks a soda and the camera goes in slow motion
28:06
just to really let us know that this is her tell.
28:09
That she's signaling. Or because 7 -Up paid for
28:12
the placement and they wanted to give them more
28:14
screen time. Right, exactly. Who's to say? And
28:17
then she gets a text from Bay, where are you?
28:19
Because this poker night is happening at the
28:21
same time as dinner and they just thought. That
28:24
they could do both things, I guess. Yeah, Daphne,
28:27
bad planning. Yeah, not so good. You can tell
28:29
she doesn't really care about coming through
28:31
for the dinner with Ty. Also, we've never seen
28:35
her and Ty actually interact. She says my Ty
28:38
last episode, but there's no proof of that. No,
28:40
she's like, he's like an older brother to me.
28:41
Are we sure? We've never seen the two of them
28:43
alone. Yeah. Also, I just want to point out that
28:46
Daphne whips out a flip phone and Bay says, where
28:50
are you? But it's like the iPhone text interface.
28:54
but just, like, on a flip phone. Oh, my God,
28:56
I didn't catch that. And then you're going to
28:58
also see it later with Bay's Blackberry. Yes,
29:01
when she lays it down so clearly so that we can
29:04
see what the text said. I love that. It's, like,
29:06
from the iPhone first generation text interface.
29:09
That's so weird. I bet it was during that time
29:11
where, like, you couldn't show an iPhone. I think
29:14
that's still true, that, like, you... You can.
29:17
On TV, maybe not. But I feel like most of the
29:19
time they make the phones look generic, like
29:21
just generic smartphones where you can't really
29:23
tell. Yeah, you usually can show like the Apple
29:26
interface, but it's extremely close. Yeah. Yeah,
29:30
so back at dinner where Daphne is not there,
29:33
Ty pulls up. He brings Kathryn flowers, which
29:37
is really nice. And then he's kind of sassy with
29:39
John, which I'm into. John's doing a lot of like
29:42
dad sassiness. Yeah, he's pulling out the shotgun.
29:46
He has a beer and he's like, do you want one
29:47
of these? And Ty's like, no, I'll just take a
29:50
soda. John's like, it's good to see you in the
29:53
light of day. In the light of day. That was funny.
29:55
And Ty says, yeah, it's really good to see you
29:57
not outside my house. Pretty good. Yeah. And
30:00
then Regina and Adriana pull through. Thank God.
30:03
Thank God. Regina's quick to remind Ty that John
30:06
owns guns, which is really funny. And Bruce comes
30:08
to the house. Oh, yeah. Okay. So yeah, Regina
30:11
pulls up and it's like such a relief. And then
30:14
immediately Bruce comes. Immediately Bruce comes.
30:16
And then Kathryn's like, how are your three
30:19
ex -wives doing? He's like, they're fine. She
30:21
is not subtle with it. Not subtle at all. And
30:24
Regina's like, we got to go. And Bay is like,
30:25
where are you going? You didn't even sit down.
30:29
Clearly didn't tell Bay that she had this other
30:32
plan. It feels very rude of Regina, both to Bay
30:37
and to Ty. She's just like, all right, I'm going
30:39
to dip out and go on this date so that I can
30:41
get laid. Poor Bay. And then Bay goes, Wait,
30:44
you're not staying? Please stay. And Regina goes,
30:48
we have a reservation. You can move it. You could
30:50
call and cancel. What do you mean? This isn't
30:53
2025 where if you make a reservation on Resy,
30:55
they have your card and they'll charge it if
30:57
you don't show up. Like, call and cancel. You
31:00
can't just push it back 30 minutes? Regina wants
31:03
to get out of there. Yeah, she does not care.
31:05
Poor Bay, again. Poor Bay. She wants to get laid.
31:08
She wants a free dinner with the hot guy and
31:11
she wants to get laid. Whatever. Yeah. So, yeah,
31:14
it's dinner with just the four of them, Ty, Bay,
31:17
Kathryn, and John. And... Awkward. Yeah, it's
31:21
quite awkward. They're eating chili. I'm sure
31:23
their chili is not that good. Oh, John says,
31:25
is that hot enough for you or something? Like,
31:28
he comments on the spice level. The spice and
31:30
Ty... You are a white man. Shut up. You've met
31:33
your match, John. Yeah. Like, why is he... He's
31:35
being so weird. And then they’re scandalized that
31:39
he's not in college. John says, no college, no
31:42
job, any plans at all. And then Ty drops. Actually,
31:46
yeah, I enlisted in the Army and I'm leaving
31:48
on Thursday. And John is, he's destroyed. He's
31:52
shaking in his boots. And as a Republican, he's
31:54
like, shit, that's awesome. He gets humbled so
31:57
fast. He goes, you honor your country by serving.
32:01
He's like, oh, man, that's great, actually. I'm
32:04
actually stoked that you're doing this. But Kathryn
32:06
immediately recognizes that Bay is distraught.
32:10
Of course. There are tears in Bay's eyes. Tears
32:12
in her eyes. Yeah. And Ty's like, yeah, I ship
32:16
out Thursday. Holy fuck. Obviously, Bay argues
32:20
with him immediately after dinner. Why the hell
32:23
didn't you tell me. He's like I wanted to tell
32:24
you I didn't know when and I get it she's 15,
32:26
she is not very understanding when he's like
32:29
this is one of my only options. And, yeah she doesn't
32:32
really understand the socioeconomic implications
32:34
and yeah, why a lot of people end up going
32:38
and I understand it's for, it’s to serve the country
32:41
but also for a better life. You do get a free
32:43
college education. Yeah it sucks and I wouldn't
32:46
be happy about it either but like It does totally
32:48
make sense that that's what Ty is going to do
32:51
next. It absolutely makes sense. So he leaves.
32:55
She's upset. And then back at the poker game,
32:58
Emmett's got this, like, real intense scowl on.
33:01
They're having a little break. Daphne's like,
33:03
damn, we gotta go. Like, we gotta go to dinner.
33:06
Girl, dinner is over. You have missed dinner.
33:08
You've missed the big reveal. You have. Toby's
33:11
like, we can't go because I owe Wilke a lot
33:13
of money. And he blocks them from leaving. Yeah
33:17
they're like walking out the door, he physically
33:19
kind of blocks them and then Emmett's yeah Emmett's
33:22
really god Emmett's got such a good like mad
33:24
scowl he's like I’m not your trained monkey and
33:27
he leaves and he looks back waiting for Daphne
33:29
to follow and Daphne does not follow. Daphne. Story
33:33
of Emmett's life, he's always like walking away
33:35
from places waiting for Daphne to take his side.
33:37
She never does. She's gonna stay and help. But
33:41
then clearly they go back to the poker game. And
33:44
it seemed to me like Wilke's for sure caught
33:46
on at this point. Yeah. And they're dropping
33:49
the coins and I can see 100 on them. I'm like,
33:52
oh, oh, well. Yeah. So things are getting really
33:54
intense. And it looks like Wilke falsely shakes
33:58
his leg on purpose because he's figured something
34:00
out. He's a smart guy. When he wants to be. When
34:03
he wants to be. Toby goes all in. All in. And
34:06
he loses it all. So they don't really explicitly
34:08
say how much, but I think Wilke throws out.
34:12
A thousand. No, he starts with a thousand. He
34:15
starts with a thousand. And then Toby matches
34:16
him and then he goes to two and Toby matches
34:19
him. And then Wilke says, what about a big three
34:23
with an extra zero on it? Do we think that's
34:26
30 ,000? There's no way. They were playing with
34:29
like two, 3 ,000. And so he says a big three,
34:33
add an extra O. And Toby's kind of like, yeah,
34:36
man, like, let's do it. And Wilke's like, you're
34:38
crazy. I love it. I think they mean 30. 30,000?
34:42
Yes. I think that's why later on when Bay's like,
34:44
how much did you lose? He doesn't say. And Bay's
34:48
like, that means it's really bad. Which I kind
34:49
of get why he's like, okay, well, if I win, then
34:52
I'm like in a really good place. But he's being
34:54
crazy. And obviously he loses because Wilke
34:56
has figured it out. And Toby freaks out but is
35:00
reserved about it because he's in front of his
35:02
friends. And then... It's not until later that
35:05
he screams at his sister. He screams, yeah. But
35:08
back at the house, Kathryn and John have a
35:11
sweet heart-to-heart about protecting Bay’s
35:14
heart. Yeah. Which is sweet. That's nice. Yeah,
35:17
that was it. And then Regina and Bruce are getting
35:20
horny in the car. They're having a great night.
35:22
Yeah, they're driving home. Yeah, they decide
35:25
to park somewhere and get frisky. That whole
35:28
scene I was cringing because, first of all, they're
35:31
leaving and she's, like, talking about the dinner.
35:34
The pancetta. The pancetta. She's speaking about
35:36
it so passionately. She hasn't had meat in like
35:39
five years, it seems. She does say like Daphne
35:42
does all the cooking and she's vegetarian. Why
35:44
is Daphne doing all the cooking, Regina? Doesn't
35:46
your daughter have homework to do? Yeah. Also,
35:48
she's not keeping you from eating meat. You can
35:50
go out and get a burger at McDonald's. Yeah.
35:52
No one's stopping you. No one's stopping you
35:54
from making your own dinner. But Bruce is sort
35:56
of like, I think he says, I'd offer you a nightcap,
36:00
but I think you'd prefer yours on a skewer. And
36:02
then her response. I bet you have a freezer full
36:05
of steaks. Sorry. Hate it. There's just weird
36:09
sexual innuendo about meat. It was so strange.
36:12
It was really grossing me out. Maybe it's because
36:14
I don't eat most meat. Yeah, me neither. You're
36:17
adults. Just say, let's fuck. So then he's like,
36:21
my sons are at my house. They're at home watching
36:23
Lord of the Rings. He says, I bet they're not
36:25
even out of, what, Middle Earth yet? Or, I don't
36:28
know. I didn't know. I don't know Lord of the
36:29
Rings. I'm the wrong person to ask. Yeah, but basically...
36:33
implying we can't go to my house. Regina's like
36:35
obviously my place is out. You want to go park
36:38
somewhere? Yeah. And then I think she says like
36:41
kind of makes you feel like a teenager huh which
36:44
i'm just like ew because this whole episode they've
36:46
been talking about how they're worried that these
36:48
teenage girls are having sex. Yeah. I don't know
36:51
it's .You can do whatever you want. You're a grown
36:54
adult, but ew. Yeah, ew. It's like the
36:56
equivalent of hearing about your parents having
36:58
sex. It's like, oh. That is kind of how I felt,
37:00
but I didn't feel that way. No, I kind of did
37:03
in the last episode when John and Kathryn,
37:04
when John's like, you want to close up and go,
37:07
ew. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, Toby and Daphne get home.
37:12
Toby slams the car door and then he does this
37:14
pathetic little kick. Kick on the garage door.
37:17
Which I think he kicks Bay's garage door not
37:20
his own, which is very rude Toby. That basketball
37:23
has been hitting the garage door. There's so many
37:25
dents in it. Toby did not make a dent in it. Yeah
37:28
that was a pathetic little he's so small. But
37:30
yeah he's being such an asshole. He's kind of
37:32
scary, he's yelling at Daphne. And Daphne doesn't
37:35
understand him at one point and he yeah he's
37:38
yelling at her. Oh my gosh that's right what does
37:40
he say like something about leak l -e -a -k yeah
37:44
and she's like what and he says it like a leak.
37:46
He's being such a fucking And then Daphne rightfully
37:49
says, so, you know, the thing I said earlier,
37:52
I'm not actually superhuman. Yeah, I think he's
37:54
dumb. I think Toby's just like a dumb boy. And
37:57
I think she's realizing, oh, my brother's stupid.
37:59
She's like, oh, damn, maybe I should try the
38:01
sister again because this is not going good.
38:03
And then, yeah, Bay's inside her art studio.
38:06
And she gets the little text on the iPhone interface
38:08
on a BlackBerry. Yes, the text on her BlackBerry
38:12
iPhone hybrid monster and she lays it down on
38:15
the table so that we can see that she hasn't
38:17
texted him back but that Ty has asked her to
38:19
come by. How is she gonna get there? She can't
38:22
drive yet. She's 15. She doesn't have her license.
38:25
That's why so many of these. Yes but she drove
38:28
to, remember, she drove in the BMW in the first
38:31
episode. Yeah. Was that illegal? She's 15. She's
38:34
not- is the driving age 16? Yeah. Everywhere,
38:37
I think. You can get a permit younger. In New
38:40
York, it's 17. It's nowhere is it younger than
38:42
16. You can have a permit. Maybe she has a learner's
38:45
permit. Yeah, but you're not supposed to drive
38:47
with, so she was not supposed to be doing that.
38:49
I think she is not listening to the law here.
38:52
Wow. But she's been driving alone a lot. I think
38:54
we haven't seen her drive alone since that first
38:56
episode. So maybe in the pilot, they hadn't decided
38:59
how old the girls were. Okay. Because it's, we're
39:02
coming up on the birthday episode where they
39:03
turn 16 and they both get cars. It's a big deal.
39:06
Spoiler they both get cars. But yeah before that,
39:09
how's she gonna get to Ty's place is my point.
39:12
And we don’t know, we don't find out. We don't find
39:15
out because she doesn't go. Well she doesn't go,
39:16
exits the driveway and she sees Regina on her
39:20
walk of no shame, heels off, strolling back in
39:24
through the driveway and Regina's like you know
39:27
what's gonna happen if you go to Ty's place. It
39:30
was so weird, first of all, Regina you haven't
39:33
been here this whole time. Fuck off. Like who cares?
39:36
But also, Bay says this, like, am I exuding some
39:39
kind of musk that makes people think that I'm,
39:42
like, going to go have sex? I mean, she is going
39:45
to go have sex, but, like, or she's thinking
39:48
about it. That was the plan, but, like, does
39:49
that imply that when someone joins the Army,
39:52
you're immediately going to lose your virginity
39:54
to them? Okay, kind of, yes. It's like how when
39:57
someone joins the military, any branch of the
40:00
military, and then, like, within a year, they're
40:01
married. Okay, I'm not aware of this. Oh, okay.
40:04
That's like a big thing is like people before
40:07
they will go off to wherever they're shipped
40:09
off to, they'll get married really fast. I mean,
40:12
I guess you're a teenager. Your boyfriend's about
40:14
to leave forever. She said, what if I give him
40:16
the gift of my virginity? Yeah, maybe he'll stay,
40:19
which I think is what Regina's picking up on
40:21
because then Regina's like, you think there's
40:22
going to be this magic moment at the end and
40:24
there's not. And I think this is a nice conversation
40:27
that she had with Bay. Oh, I think it's super
40:30
nice. Yeah. For once, considering that she ditched
40:34
them for the dinner. And this is nighttime, right?
40:37
So I guess it's the next morning. So then the
40:39
next morning, she has put on a different business
40:42
casual outfit. And you can't have sex in the
40:44
morning. No, you can't have sex in the morning.
40:46
That's how it works. And so she comes to Ty's
40:49
and she brings an Axe Girl. I don't know the
40:51
right vernacular. It's the Axe Girl print. She
40:54
brings him a print of Axe Girl. And yeah, maybe
40:56
he could like tape it or glue it somewhere. But
40:59
yeah, it's Axe Girl. But she has, like, the army
41:03
hat on. Yeah. The army helmet. And Bay says
41:05
it's time to take her global. She says, you can
41:09
bring it to Iraq or Afghanistan or whatever -istan.
41:13
Girl. Commenting on American colonialism and
41:19
imperialism. Yeah. She said, wherever you get
41:21
sent to terrorize people. Go out there. And Ty
41:25
tries to start talking to her. And she says,
41:28
don't give me some romantic speech. I'm not ready.
41:31
And that's when she says, if you drop the big
41:34
L right now. It's been four days, Bay. It's been.
41:38
So they kissed the second episode, right? Yeah.
41:42
And this is episode five. Yeah. And I don't know
41:45
the timeline and the show is not very good at
41:48
telling us the timeline of how long it's been
41:51
since they found out about the girls being switched
41:53
at birth. But I think it's only been two or three
41:56
weeks. At most. At most. Let's say less than
42:00
two weeks since they started dating. There's
42:02
no big L coming. There shouldn't be. Well, there
42:05
shouldn't be. Thank God we don't find out if
42:07
there is one. Because she says, don't even think
42:09
about it. And then they have this really dramatic
42:12
kiss that I think was supposed to sort of like
42:14
evoke Twilight vibes of like, we're so conflicted.
42:18
But it honestly just looked painful for the actors
42:21
to do. It looked very awkward. I don't think
42:24
they had chemistry off set. No. And then Ty is
42:27
like, we could have sex now that you know that
42:29
I'm leaving if you want. And she's like, no.
42:31
No. And then she runs away from him. She literally
42:34
like runs out the door. Slow jog in her booties.
42:36
And I kind of thought there'd be like another
42:38
moment where we see him. Nope. That's it. That's
42:40
her goodbye to him. That's the last we see of
42:42
him for a bit. As she's running away from him,
42:44
I just want to call out that she's wearing a
42:47
different navy blue blazer. Thank you. And a
42:49
black and white striped pencil skirt and a lace
42:52
tank top. Black and white striped pencil skirt,
42:56
that is so, it's so 2011. It's a Sunday. Yeah. Stop
43:00
that. And I think some different booties. And she
43:03
she runs those booties straight home to her mother
43:05
and she's like I didn't sleep with Yy but I wanted
43:08
to but I didn't and she's sad. I’m sorry not even
43:10
jeans and Converse sneakers? No. Heels. That's so
43:14
stressful. Heels and also they do make out when
43:17
he's like we could have sex. Before she runs away,
43:20
they make out. Right. And she's maybe, she's
43:22
in his lap. I don't know if she's straddling
43:24
him or she's just in his lap. But I'm like, how
43:26
is she doing this? Maybe it's really stretchy.
43:28
It does look like it would be stretchy. It's
43:29
a stretchy pencil skirt. And then Ty says bye
43:31
to Regina and Adriana and Daphne. And he signs
43:34
I will miss you to Daphne. Yeah. Which he didn't
43:38
learn any sign language before that. Like, it
43:39
seemed like a significant moment. Didn't they
43:41
grow up together? It seems like he just Googled
43:42
that today. Yeah. Everyone's learning to use
43:45
YouTube for the first time in this episode. I
43:47
guess. And then Daphne comes to apologize to
43:51
Bay about missing dinner. And she is wearing
43:54
a gray blazer that's like cut, has cutouts in
43:57
it. I also wrote this in my notes. A faux suede
44:00
shacket, but like pre -shacket. It's so ugly.
44:03
It's really ugly on her. It's also not very her,
44:06
like business casual. Daphne's put in a lot of
44:09
business casual that does not seem to be her
44:12
vibe at all. I know I hate Bay's clothes, but.
44:15
I extra hate that. She suits the business casual
44:18
better than Daphne does. Yeah. And she's wearing
44:21
a miniskirt. Daphne's wearing a miniskirt and
44:23
a chunky belt. Of course. What day is it? What
44:26
time of day? I think it's a Sunday. They're not
44:29
in school. And she's like, hey, so sorry I missed
44:32
dinner. Also, you were right about Toby. Bay's
44:35
like, how bad is it? And then we hear Toby outside
44:39
slamming the car door and they go out there and
44:42
he is angrily loading all of those amps that
44:45
his mommy and daddy bought him into the car. Yes.
44:47
That his mommy and daddy also bought him. Has
44:50
he considered getting a job? Clearly no because
44:52
he's taking all of that stuff to the pawn shop.
44:55
Right. And speeding away. And Bay's like how much
44:58
did he lose and Daphne's like he wouldn't say.
45:01
That means it's really bad. Bam. Episode ends. End
45:05
of episode. I, my theory is it's in the 30 thousands
45:09
That is psychotic. I think my guess was about
45:12
12 ,000. I don't know. Toby's being an asshole.
45:15
He's being such a dick. Also, I think it's weird.
45:18
Wilke's like his friend. I don't know. I guess
45:21
I don't play poker really. Like clearly we barely
45:24
play. Yeah, but like he seems to get some joy
45:27
in his friend's demise. He knows Toby has a problem.
45:31
Yeah, he's exploiting his friend. It's a weird
45:34
toxic relationship. I love Wilke as a character.
45:37
Me too. But he's pretty evil. He's pretty evil,
45:41
but not to Daphne. Not to Daphne. Yeah, he's
45:43
selectively like a decent guy, but he's pretty
45:45
evil to Toby. He is pretty evil. I feel like
45:48
men in general don't actually like their friends
45:50
that much. I think it's maybe that. I think he
45:53
like doesn't really care about Toby that much.
45:55
That's entirely possible. That's crazy because
45:58
they've known each other for years, it seems,
46:00
and they're in that band together. So Toby's
46:01
going to go sell those amps. Do they use those
46:03
amps in their band together? I'm sure Wilke
46:06
has his own stuff. I think the implication also
46:09
is Wilke is much richer. Like, his parents are
46:11
much richer than the Kennishes somehow. Yeah,
46:13
they seem very high up. That poker room seems
46:17
intense. Which, why are you letting your kids
46:19
use a poker room? Like, aren't you worried if
46:23
your children are gambling? They do not care.
46:25
Also love the call out that Cheeves drives a
46:28
Hummer. They don't make those anymore. Yeah,
46:30
because they're horrible for the environment.
46:32
Thank God. Now Cheeves would be driving the, um...
46:36
Those giant... Cybertruck? Yeah, thank you. Those
46:39
giant cybertrucks that firefighters can't get
46:41
in if you are in a car crash. They’d all be driving
46:44
Teslas. They would all be driving Teslas, I think.
46:47
That's a hot new thing. Yeah. I think this is
46:50
the last we see of Cheeves. I hope this is the
46:52
last we see of Cheeves. Yeah, I never remember
46:54
seeing him again. I was surprised when he showed
46:56
up a second time. Yeah, me too. That also makes
46:59
me wonder, like, where's Liam? Do we ever see
47:01
him again? No, we never see Liam again. Bye,
47:04
Liam. Bye, Liam. Okay. I guess that's all, folks.
47:08
Oh, yeah. Thank you for listening to Dished at
47:12
Birth, and we'll be back next week with a brand
47:14
new episode. If you would like to learn ASL,
47:17
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