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Summer Jobs + Emergency Exit Issues · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 3: want to start the show this morning, Billy and Lisa
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  Speaker 3: with a question to both of you. I saw a
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  Speaker 3: young kid in my neighborhood cutting grass for other people.
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  Speaker 3: He was going around asking people if they wanted to
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  Speaker 3: hire him to mow their grass. And there he was
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  Speaker 3: with a lawnmower. He must have been I don't even know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe fifteen sixteen years old, just crushing it. And it
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  Speaker 3: got me thinking about summer jobs, some that I have had.
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  Speaker 3: But what about you, Bill, Let's start with you. Any
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  Speaker 3: crazy summer jobs. I have a couple I can throw in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I once had a summer job. You know,
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  Speaker 4: historical Walden Pond and concert Beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: It's famous, right, Walden Pond. Well, they had a summer program.
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  Speaker 4: Where you could have a job. It's one of those
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  Speaker 4: ones you had to know somebody or so, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: I still have them. So you would go there in
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  Speaker 4: the morning and you worked the pond. You basically walked
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  Speaker 4: through the woods of Walden Pond, cleaning up and picking
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  Speaker 4: up and you know whatever, right do I strike? He
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  Speaker 4: was a clean up and pick up guy. No, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I've got OCD when it comes to me, not so
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  Speaker 4: much otherwise.
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  Speaker 1: So this became a no show job. It was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: A buddy of mine, Sal who ended up in the
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  Speaker 4: mom went to Vegas. He was my next door neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: He also had the summer job. He had a car
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  Speaker 4: I didn't, so he would drive me to Walden Pond
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  Speaker 4: at eight in the morning and a corvette and we
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  Speaker 4: would go. We would sign in and leave for the
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  Speaker 4: whole day and come back at four o'clock and sign up.
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  Speaker 2: So would you pretend like you were in the woods
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  Speaker 2: the whole day.
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  Speaker 1: I never saw the link Walden Pond. I never even
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  Speaker 1: show it.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, they never got. They never got.
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  Speaker 1: The show came automatically every week. In fact, that was
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  Speaker 1: the best way.
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  Speaker 3: When you go back Friday afternoon, check, sign in, and
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  Speaker 3: then leave.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a no show.
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  Speaker 4: Lenny Clark had a no show at City Hall and
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  Speaker 4: Camber if you want to put that.
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  Speaker 1: He's very public about it.
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  Speaker 4: He was supposed to be a janet I he'd show
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  Speaker 4: up and sign and then go back in the afternoon
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  Speaker 4: and sign up.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard about the no show jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I had the one at Industrial Steel Company.
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  Speaker 4: It was a summer job when I was in college,
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  Speaker 4: and I almost lost my arm. Remember I got stuck
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  Speaker 4: in the giant droll press and it was pulling my
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  Speaker 4: arm out of my body.
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  Speaker 1: What I wouldn't give imagine.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like still sleep like a sleeve with nothing
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  Speaker 4: in it built. That was a summer job. Man never
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  Speaker 4: went back after that day, I was like three four
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  Speaker 4: weeks into the gig.
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  Speaker 1: They put me at this big machine. You're not a machine,
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  Speaker 1: no training, Like instantly emergency sirens.
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  Speaker 4: Are going off and I'm dangling from the machine. So anyway,
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  Speaker 4: they're on my summer job.
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  Speaker 2: Well I had.
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  Speaker 5: I I'm from Pennsylvania, So I cleaned condos one summer
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  Speaker 5: in the Polkados at a resort. It was the most
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  Speaker 5: disgusting job I've ever had.
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  Speaker 3: Now with these wealthy people or.
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  Speaker 5: Just like like resort condos, like you'd go to like
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  Speaker 5: you know, in the summer, what'd you find. It's disgusting,
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  Speaker 5: Like people would just leave, like you know, like people
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  Speaker 5: used to be into like talcum powder, remember like powder.
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  Speaker 2: They would just leave powder everywhere, all over the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: like it was.
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  Speaker 5: Everywhere, and then like you'd have to clean like the
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  Speaker 5: tub and that was so gross and it was so gross,
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  Speaker 5: like I can't even believe.
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  Speaker 2: I did it, but I did it. And then I was.
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  Speaker 1: Also like movie dirty dancing was the bolk Nose.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe close by, but and then I was a lifeguard
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  Speaker 5: at the same resort. Oh yes, So I'd take off
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  Speaker 5: my cleaning clothes and I put my bathing suit on
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  Speaker 5: you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Did any boy ever pretend they were drowning so they'd
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  Speaker 3: get multiple sand lot?
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  Speaker 2: No they did not, No, they did not.
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  Speaker 5: I ended up just like sitting on the you know,
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  Speaker 5: the little thing and twirling my whistle.
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  Speaker 3: As yeah, with the whistle.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would twirl the whistle because there was nothing
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  Speaker 5: going on.
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  Speaker 3: Right, wait, so you never had to save anything.
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  Speaker 5: I never had to do anything. I would just literally
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  Speaker 5: just sit there twirling.
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  Speaker 1: The whistle with the bathing suit red.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it was a little what's that little cross looking thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, life guard symbol. There you go.
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  Speaker 2: I was always at the ready. I was like prepared,
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  Speaker 2: but nothing ever happened.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well when you go to like places that have
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  Speaker 3: a lazy river and you know, into a water parks
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  Speaker 3: like Great Wolf Lodge, the lifeguards walk ferociously around.
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  Speaker 5: Well that because you could lose a kid that place.
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  Speaker 5: I remember to wax there like five boys. I was
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  Speaker 5: scared to death that one of them would drown. Like
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  Speaker 5: I was literally like panicked. Yeah we'd lose one.
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  Speaker 3: They should do a good job and they get pay
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  Speaker 3: yeah too, always whistling.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a summer job justin see everybody's going
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  Speaker 1: and it always has a story.
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  Speaker 3: It's like historical that you have a bad.
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  Speaker 1: Summer job all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So, I mean I've shared this before, but
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  Speaker 3: you know, my mom, my mom's best friend worked for
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  Speaker 3: the health department. So when I was twelve years old,
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  Speaker 3: I looked older than I was, So they asked me
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  Speaker 3: to go out with them and go to convenience.
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  Speaker 1: Stores or any stores that sell cigarettes.
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  Speaker 3: And they'd pull up and I'd walk in and try
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  Speaker 3: to buy a pack of cigarettes. And if they sold
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  Speaker 3: them to it to me, the kid. I'd go out,
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  Speaker 3: and then she would go in and she'd write them
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  Speaker 3: a citation.
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  Speaker 1: You were a snitch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my first job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, of all people, you were a snitch.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I paid fifty for a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't I?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't care. I was twelve years old. Were you
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  Speaker 1: gigantic at that time?
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't like fat fat, but I was a bigger
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  Speaker 3: kid and I looked older. Yeah, which is it's ironic
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  Speaker 3: because then I ended up going into a life of
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  Speaker 3: you know, crime, like crime. Yeah, And I ended up
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  Speaker 3: feeling bad because some of these stores were like mom
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  Speaker 3: and pop stores, bodegas. So I go in and be like,
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  Speaker 3: can I have a pack of mab borroough? Most, I'd
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  Speaker 3: say ninety percent said can I see idsus? Some of
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  Speaker 3: them were like.
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  Speaker 1: And they slipped through there you go Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I'd walk out and then she'd walk in with a
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars fine or whatever it.
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  Speaker 1: Was, Oh boy, which could shut them down. Pause. Like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of those people they didn't have a thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars to throw away.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's illegal to sell cigarettes to a kid,
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  Speaker 3: especially a twelve year old, right, I mean I didn't
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  Speaker 3: look eighteen. I meant it might have looked fifteen or sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever buy liquor for kids standing outside?
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  Speaker 3: No? But I used to. We used to wait for
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  Speaker 3: other people to buy liquor for us all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, can you buy us a case of beer?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah I did that once. You bought it?
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  Speaker 1: Are you not?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say you didn't buy it for kids?
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  Speaker 1: No, I had a baby face. Really, I wasn't fooling anyone.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, did you have fake id's?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Okay, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Used to buy fake id's at the Mystic Mall and
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  Speaker 3: Chelsea twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Five buy them there.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, not anymore, it's not there anymore, but there was
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  Speaker 3: a little booth where you could buy fake id's twenty
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  Speaker 3: five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, summer jobs are awesome. You know why could
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  Speaker 1: you never forget them? No?
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  Speaker 3: You were really hard to Yeah, producer, I was telling
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  Speaker 3: me about hers off all.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I worked three summers at Canny Lake Park in
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  Speaker 7: my hometown of Sown in Hampshire. We go this is
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  Speaker 7: this is a really great summer job because I worked
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  Speaker 7: operating rides. But my very first day there was fourth
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  Speaker 7: of July and it was hot as heck and I
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  Speaker 7: sweat through the shorts that I was wearing because they
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  Speaker 7: were like a light khaki and it literally looks like
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  Speaker 7: I pet my pants on my very first day. And
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  Speaker 7: we had a red polo that was tucked into the shorts.
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  Speaker 7: You couldn't wear it untucked, so there was no way
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  Speaker 7: to hide the fact that I was sweating. Oh my where,
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  Speaker 7: oh boy, like down my legs.
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  Speaker 2: Every I'll never forget it.
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  Speaker 7: No great job, but like that first day, I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I can never come.
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  Speaker 1: Back, so I need to ask.
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  Speaker 4: So so, with no experience whatsoever, they would have you
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  Speaker 4: operate a ride.
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  Speaker 7: Well, there was a lot of training. Actually, I'm like
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  Speaker 7: your job where you had no training.
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  Speaker 1: No, if you saw this machine I was almost maimed,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't. I never went back. I didn't even go
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  Speaker 1: get my check.
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  Speaker 4: I mean that's telling not to hey, I have nightmares
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 5: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one o eight Studios, we're
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  Speaker 5: back with the Villy and Lisa in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: My wife, Michelle, and I walked in the news last
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  Speaker 4: night and there were kind of a couple of airline
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  Speaker 4: news stories are to have a buzz, right, because you've
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  Speaker 4: got the flight of seventeen Americans.
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  Speaker 2: Flying to Nebraska.
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  Speaker 4: From the cruise line that had the virus outbreak, the
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  Speaker 4: rat virus outbreak. So that's an airline story, right. They
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  Speaker 4: landed in Nebraska this morning and they're being quarantined now.
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  Speaker 4: So there's one story.
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  Speaker 1: And the other story that was in the news was
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  Speaker 1: the guy that climbed the fence.
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  Speaker 4: And was walking across the runway and got hit by
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  Speaker 4: a passenger jet sucked up into the turbine. So now
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  Speaker 4: we're thinking airlines, right. We're sitting there watching the news,
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  Speaker 4: two airline related stories in a row, and my wife
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  Speaker 4: turns to me and she says, hey, you know how
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  Speaker 4: we always when we fly, we tend to get extra
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  Speaker 4: leg room if it's available, and very often the extra
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  Speaker 4: leg room puts us in the emergency row. Okay, And
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  Speaker 4: I always fly next to the window. That's where I
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  Speaker 4: like to be. I like to look down as we're
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  Speaker 4: taking off, And so that means that I am the
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  Speaker 4: immediate person connected to the emergency door. And it's a
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  Speaker 4: big thing because before the plane takes off, the flight attendant,
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  Speaker 4: it's their job. They have to come over and get
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  Speaker 4: a verbal response from you. They'll say, just need to
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  Speaker 4: ask you are you ready and willing to assist passengers
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  Speaker 4: in the case.
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  Speaker 1: Of an emergency? And of course you say yes, right,
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  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, what right? Because what Chelle said,
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  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Like does that mean? I always
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  Speaker 1: thought it was?
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  Speaker 4: Am I ready to open the door in the case
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  Speaker 4: of emergency? And then the inflatable slide goes out, right.
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  Speaker 2: And then off you go.
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  Speaker 8: But we're wondering, are they actually expecting me to help
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  Speaker 8: passengers off the plane while it's on fire.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good question because that seat generally you pay
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  Speaker 5: for so right, right, and then they ask you for
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  Speaker 5: money right.
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  Speaker 2: So they ask you these questions like are you prepared
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  Speaker 2: to do this?
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  Speaker 5: And of course you say yes because you don't want
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  Speaker 5: your seat to be moved.
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  Speaker 1: But are they asking you if you're prepared to die?
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  Speaker 3: I have an answer here if you like it.
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  Speaker 2: What's the answer, bill?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Passenger seated and emergency exit rows are acquired by federal
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  Speaker 3: regulations to assist flight crews during an evacuation. By accepting
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  Speaker 3: these seats, you agree to perform specific physical duties what
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  Speaker 3: help guide other passengers to safety.
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  Speaker 1: Now okay, hold on, now you need to picture this going.
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  Speaker 4: We're in a row where I'm at the window, Michelle
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  Speaker 4: is to my right, and there's another passenger to her right,
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  Speaker 4: so there are three of us when and if I
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  Speaker 4: open the door, which I'm perfectly willing to. Okay, but
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  Speaker 4: that's it. We well, we're in the way of passengers desperate.
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  Speaker 1: To get off the burning plane.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So it makes no sense to me because there's no
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  Speaker 4: way on God's Earth that I've volunteered to remain on
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  Speaker 4: the plane with the flames going for the entire fuselage.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I agreed to. First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: paid extra.
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  Speaker 4: So there's saying I'm paying extra to risk my life
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  Speaker 4: for those I've never met in my whole life.
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  Speaker 3: Basically, but Lisa, he did agree to do that. When
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  Speaker 3: you say yes verbally, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it meant open the door. Now I'm always
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  Speaker 4: looking every time I get on board. I read the
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  Speaker 4: thing against it, okay, and that lever needs to come
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  Speaker 4: down and that one needs to come across.
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  Speaker 1: So I know how to open the door.
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  Speaker 4: But i want to tell everybody, Okay, if you happen
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  Speaker 4: to be on board the flight with me and I'm
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  Speaker 4: in the emergency row, yes, I'm very capable of opening
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  Speaker 4: the door. I think I'll be one of the best
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  Speaker 4: door openers ever. Right, I'm prepared to open the door,
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  Speaker 4: but you need to know in advance. I'm the first
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  Speaker 4: one off that plane. I might let my wife go first.
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  Speaker 4: It depends on the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's assisting for Bill.
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  Speaker 3: Bill's going down the slide.
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  Speaker 4: I'll probably grab Michelle's arm and we'll both slide down
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  Speaker 4: together and then we're just run lives.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never looking back.
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  Speaker 5: Because Billy thinks that he's like getting out of your way,
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  Speaker 5: so he's doing you a favor.
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  Speaker 9: Well.
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  Speaker 3: In Africa, he left his wife behind. There was an
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  Speaker 3: animal possible animal attack that was about to happen in
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  Speaker 3: the safari and he ran away and left.
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  Speaker 2: Had a live show once.
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  Speaker 5: I remember there were some cows that were charging the
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  Speaker 5: live show like area.
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  Speaker 2: You guys got out of there before all of our
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  Speaker 2: listeners did.
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  Speaker 4: The cows got spooked we're in a tent, started charging us, and.
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  Speaker 1: I climbed over people like everybody, like children. I was
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  Speaker 1: out out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, Let's see what this fight attendant has to
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  Speaker 3: say about this.
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  Speaker 9: If you're seated in an emergency exit carry yer, you're
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  Speaker 9: expected to help in case of an emergency and assist
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  Speaker 9: in evacuation. That means listening carefully to the safety briefing.
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  Speaker 9: When the flight attendant comes to you do.
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  Speaker 3: That, Bill, You listen to the safety briefing.
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  Speaker 1: I know it by heart.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 9: Second, listening to the demo can not emphasize this enough.
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  Speaker 9: Listener to the demo, guys, please. And also, you have
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  Speaker 9: to be physically and mentally capable to help and operate
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  Speaker 9: the exit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think the mental part is the issue.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're physically able, but you're not mentally prepared to
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  Speaker 5: help anyone but yourself.
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  Speaker 3: He meets the whole criteria.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm willing to keep my hand on the lever
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  Speaker 4: for the entire flight.
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  Speaker 1: Right the door, I got it. Come, that's gonna swing open.
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  Speaker 2: You're going first.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never see my ass again.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Think about how crazy this is.
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  Speaker 4: We're in the way of everybody getting off the plane.
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  Speaker 4: We're standing at the door.
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  Speaker 3: But you're supposed to stand there and help the other things.
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  Speaker 5: You're supposed to, Like if there's squeezing elderly woman, you're
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  Speaker 5: supposed to hold her by the arm and get her
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  Speaker 5: onto the slide.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else can do that, Or a kid.
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  Speaker 3: What if a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: You paid extra money to be first? Off?
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  Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Well, at least he's honest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, here's the requirements. Okay, you got to be
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  Speaker 3: fifteen years old. Meet that criteria. Mobility you must have
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  Speaker 3: full strength, dexterity, and mobility in both arms, hands, and legs.
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  Speaker 3: You have all that?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sit, they're practicing.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Comprehension. You must be able to read, understand, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: orally communicate instructions in English.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can do that.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: And finally, independence you must be able to perform tasks
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: without the assistance of another person. So you meet all
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: of these what.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: How am I in a position to give instructions?
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Like they never tell you what the instructions they do,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: the saying to strangers, Hey, come on over here, No,
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I'll help you.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Bill. It doesn't mean just letting people help people off
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: the plane. It means people that to get their masks,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you know the demo that they give.
• 15:48
  Speaker 10: That yes, this day, I don't know how that damn
• 15:51
  Speaker 10: mask is down. And I never pay attention to that
• 15:55
  Speaker 10: part I'm putting it on Like I always get confused
• 15:58
  Speaker 10: with the straps.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: There's always a strapped to pull. I can do the
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: life jacket.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's under the seat, right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: But again, I'm not standing in a burning plane and
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: helping three hundred people off before I get off.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: And I paid more than anyone else.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I'm paying extra for the right to want burn to
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: help people.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: You got to help people.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Boy, this is not for you, Bill.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: No, my wife had to post a question. I've been
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: perplexed ever since.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I know he brought up this morning. He was like,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I can't step thinking about this wedding.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm so concerned about it. I can't I have to
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: fly to the azeors this week.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Are you sitting in.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: That row.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Emergency?
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: You better hope there's not a real emergency.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I know is if there's a real emergency, I hope
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I don't see Billy Costa anywhere near me because I
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: know I'm going down.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: We're back with Billy and Lisa in the market.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: So the Nola Khan talked back for tickets content is
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: going on right now. Noah Khan kicks off his four
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: sold out shows at Fenway tomorrow night. We have tickets
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: to give away via the talkback mike, So you gotta
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: be listening to the Kiss want to wait on the
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: iHeartRadio app. Leave but talkback. That's that red microphone button
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: and please your case. Why should we give you tickets
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: to see Noa Khan? Last minute? And that's gonna happen
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: all week long. There's four shows and we have tickets
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: to give away, so leave those talkbacks.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a secret to anyone.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Lisa that on the Billion Lisa Morning Show, it's about
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: the music.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's really always been about the music.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: I think Madonna had a quote that said just that
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: the Billion Lisa Morning Show. It's about the music. It's
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: always about the music. Okay, thank you, Bill and Justin
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: does his new music segment. We're always talking about songs,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: breaking down songs, talking about the lyrics, and also.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Like behind the scenes here, like when we're in songs,
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: we sometimes sit here and like sing and dance to
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: like whatever we're playing.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a line like what good is booty if
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: the booty can't.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Find the beat? I think that got us really talking
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: about lyrics.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: And last.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I've said that to my wife about a million times she's.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: Walking by in the living roof.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: The bottom line is with music, there are always the lines,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: one singular lyric that sticks with you, like.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: For instance, back that ass up. You know what I mean?
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: It never goes away. It's a classic.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That's Bills. That's a Bill thing. Just like saying.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: That that lyric No no, because it's just one of those.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I remember we were at a company party.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Or something, one of our Christmas parties or kiss concert
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: preparty and.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: They can't DJ came on with the song back that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if the song was called that,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: it's called it is, Yeah, And Lisa and Matt Segal's
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: wife Mary Anne.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: We're backing that ass up on the dance floor. I'll
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: never forget that moment.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I missed that party.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I remember like it was yesterday.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: That songwriting right there. Well, a lot of people wonder
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I get asked this question a lot is with the
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: music right working working at a radio station, do you
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: listen to the music when it's on? Do we listen
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: to the music? The answer is yeah, unless we're talking
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: and you know, discussing the show. Yeah, the music is on, Yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: we can hear it. And that's kind of how we
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: discovered the Booty find the beat for Bruno Mons. Yeah
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: like that. Now I have something that's gonna blow your mind.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, talking about song lyrics. Okay, so you know
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: the on the Monster, Eminem and Rihanna, Yes, in the
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: in the chorus, there's a part. I'm gonna play it
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: for you right here. I'm gonna let me play it first,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna ask all three of you what you
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: think Rihanna is saying on this part of The Monster,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: You're ready and you think I'm crazy.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Well that's not fair.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Well that's not fair.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Producer Riley Yep, I agree, that's not fair.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: That is incorrect. What she's not saying it saying. She's
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: saying it's nothing new. What I'll explain, BB Rexa wrote
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: that song for Rihanna, and BB actually explained everybody says
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: it wrong. She's not saying that.
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: You think I'm crazy, Well, that's nothing new, and everybody
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: always thinks, well, that's not fair. It's not that's nothing
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: new because it's like, well that's nothing.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Well that's nothing new, right, listen to it again, Oh.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: That's nothing then?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, come on man, do you hear it?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I thought it was the same until I heard that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: That's a mister.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: She's kind of saying, you ain't seen nothing yet. If
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: you think I'm crazy, that's nothing right and new?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Isn't that what she's using me?
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: Bill, I'm well, that's nothing new, and everybody always thinks,
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: well that's not fair.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: It's not that's nothing new because it's like, well that's nothing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Who was that talking?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: There was Rexa who wrote the song.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That was nice the way she explained it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah, that's a misheard lyric, which is
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: kind of a separate topic, but still it's Those are
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: iconic lyrics. Another one is the Lady Gaga for what's
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: the name of the song? Oh god, just dance at
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: the beginning, like, what is she saying here?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: She's saying red wine, red Wine?
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Right, but she's not High Morning crew. This is Liz
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: from Andover. I'm just calling to let you know that
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Red One on Lady Gaga's song was actually the first
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: producer to pick up her music. He is a Swedish
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Moroccan music producer and he had a label named Red One.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: So that's why she said that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: At the beginning of it, she.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Shouts him out, red One.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I thought it was red Wine.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Red One.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, we know we're taking you behind the music. Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Another one, which we've covered on this show is the
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: ludicrous line in the song. Yeah, Billy loves this one. Now,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: that is songwriting.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: One day, we were listening in our headphones and I go.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the same thing as the Bruno Mars. We were
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: just sitting here and it was playing.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And yeah, what good is booty boy? Can't find the beat?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a good one in home Wrecker, the new
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: somber song we're playing and it starts out you hit
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: me like a drunk cigarette to.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: The opening line, Yeah it is, yeah, and then there's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: talk dirty to me.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Uh huh, Well we'll cover that when Darula comes in.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Here's another whole story.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: You know, every so often we hit on a story
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: and it comes out of nowhere and it becomes epic.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know what got us started. I think my
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: wife Michelle turned to me the other night she says, hey,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: you know how we always book extra legroom on a flight,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: and typically not always, but most of the time. If
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: you get your extra leg room, a lot of time,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: it's the emergency row.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: It's the exit row.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Just before takeoff, a flight attendant will come over, okay
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: because there are emergency seats on the left and emergency
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: seats on the right, and she'll check with all six
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: people and you need to answer verbally. She'll say, are
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: you ready, willing and able to assist people in the
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: case of an emergency.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: That's required by the FAA. Mean, it's like, yeah, they
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: have to.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: And all you do is sure.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You can't nod your head. You have to verbally say yes.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You need to verbally answer me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: So it got us to thinking, like, what exactly did
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: we sign up for every single time we fly because
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: what does that mean? And I've always assumed that I'm
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: not even kidding. They just wanted me to open the
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: door if there's an emergency. So I've always focused on
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: the door. But something hit me when I got home
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: last night. You're putting hundreds of people's lives in your
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: hand if you're sitting at the door as I always do. Right,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: shouldn't she at least demonstrate the door opening because there
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: are a lot of latches and leaving.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone sitting in this studio right now
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: would know how to open up the airplane door.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I think it says it on the latch regardless.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: I know, but during an emergency, are you really going
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: to be able to read the instructions?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: It's true, instantly in panic mode, you're gonna grab the
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: wrong latch or end up locking the door for life.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Well what if there's smoke in the cockpit? Like, what
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: if you can't see it?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know the fuselage, Bill says, right, I just
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: we talked about this yesterday. Billy was ranting about it,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: saying he would save nobody. Maybe his wife, is what
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: he said. Maybe his wife in case of an emergency,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: but our listeners pointed out that a very similar thing
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: happened in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiastic Yes, Ah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Larry David. Yes, So basically, Billy is Larry David.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I can't really siting by the emergency. Don't exit. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: think you better get someone else.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're about three minutes away from wheels up,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: so you need to just stay put.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Understand, I can't be sitting here. If something happens, I can't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: We won't be able to get out.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Calm down, Okay, I cannot do it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I will pat it, we will go down.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: All we need to know is that you're willing to
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: assist passengers in the event of a non traditional landing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I cannot be of any help whatsoever in any kind
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: of non traditional landing or any traditional landing.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Did you read the brocher?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I can't read that, buchore. It's Chinese. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's just an expression, but I don't know you you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: look maybe, I'm.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Sure is it the seat? Are you just scared to
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: find I.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Choke under pressure in any kind of game basketball, if
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I was on the foul line.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: And towards like the last five minutes of the game.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I would miss the entire rim.
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: I coudn't even hit the rim because I was choking, choking.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Sir, how did I get you a drink?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Would like them along? So basically, Billy, you're Larry David.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically I'm glad you played that because she says
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: a non traditional landing. Now, think about the level of
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: panic that's everybody on the plane goes into just by
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: getting up to get your overhead when the plane stops
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: at the hangar, right, Imagine if they come on and
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: they announce, excuse me, brace for impact, we're gonna have
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: a non traditional landing. What level of panic do you
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: think is going to get into that plane? And now
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: you're opening the door and everybody's depending on you. I'm
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: gonna I'm afraid I'm gonna jam the door now like
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: nobody gets out.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It is funny, And all Billy wants is extra legrom Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: that's all he wants.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: And don't you pay extra for it?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: You certainly do.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Then do you have this next level of responsibility that
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone really wants?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: No, No, dude, you're Larry.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I am the immediate person connected to the emergency door.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Are they actually expecting me to help passengers off the
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: plane while it's on fire.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: There's no way on God's Earth that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I've volunteered to remain on the plane with the flames
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: going through the entire fuselage.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: I want to tell everybody I'm very capable of opening
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: the door.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: I think I'll be one of the best door openers ever.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But you need to know in advance. I'm the first one.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Off that plane, and I might let my wife go
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: fre You'll never see my ass again.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I'm paying extra for the right to burn.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: You're on that slide first thing, like you're getting out
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: out of everyone else off.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Like a blur.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I actually said to Michelle last night, I said, Honey,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I actually think i'd let you go first.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you don't know until the moment comes. It's true,
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: that's when you will meet the real.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Self, Yes, the panic self.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know. You see how people get crazy.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Think about how crazy people get just at the gate,
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: before you even get down the ramp to the plane, right,
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: they're all standing right there at the flight attendant, and
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: yet it's not their time to go.
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: I just still don't understand why they're asking passengers to
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: take on this level of responsibility.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: It's a big deal, it really is. I'm kind of
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: with Bill here, you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Know, it's a stupid system.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Well, if God forbid something happens, you're right, the panic's
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: going to set in and then all that responsibility is
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: just on you.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Well, look, emergency happens, there's plenty a room for the
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: flight attendant to come down and open the door, although
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: everybody's going to be up and killing each other the
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: minute they cite an emergency, killing each other.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Well, there are three areas that you can't sit there
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: if you're under fifteen, or responsible for someone under fifteen,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: not meeting the mobility requirements necessary, or you're not unable
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: to read, speak or understand English well enough to follow
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: the instructions.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Oh you meet all those requirements, Bill, Yes you do.
• 29:26
  Speaker 12: Hey, it's Sarah from Maine and listening to Billy talk
• 29:29
  Speaker 12: about not wanting to help people if something happens to
• 29:33
  Speaker 12: the plane reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where
• 29:37
  Speaker 12: George is at this kid's birthday party and there's smoke,
• 29:41
  Speaker 12: we start feeling fire fire, and he pushes everyone out
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: of the way as he runs out of the party
• 29:47
  Speaker 12: ahead of all the women and children.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: You need to.
• 29:50
  Speaker 12: Play that clip because that is Billy. Billy is George Castanza.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Well, Larry David is George Costanza. Yeah, that's based on
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Larry David's very similar. But I remember that episode.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It was an inn.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: You've never seen the You've never seen the episode. George
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: is pushing after all the kids out of the way.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That's you, Bill.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Ye.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I don't need that response.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: They need to explain it more. What they're expecting of you. Again,
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I always thought, sure, I'll open the door, whatever.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Go away.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: I think that's what everyone says. They just want to
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: be left alone.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: But now the flight attendant is putting a lot on
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: your plate.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, if anyone has an answer to this, we'd
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: love to hear it. Yeah, you can give us a
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: call right now eight seven seven six one seven one
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: one eight. That's eight seven seven six one seven one
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: one eight. Or you can leave a talk back and
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: tell us are you like Bill or would you be
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: a hero?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not escorting people. We know that's well, it's gone.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: We know.
• 30:54
  Speaker 11: I don't care if you are ninety five years old.
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: I am out of here.
• 30:59
  Speaker 11: I'm over the top, like, yeah, yes, ma'am, I am
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: more than capable.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Now it's Topic Time with a Billy and Lisa in
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: the morning.
• 31:15
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• 31:27
  Speaker 1: So we got a hot topic.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: It started yesterday it continues to spill into the show
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: this morning. We're talking about when you're flying you want
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: the extra leg room, you end up in the emergency
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: row flight attendant comes up says are you okay physically
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: able to open the door or assist passengers.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: In the case of emergency?
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: And I'm always in the emergency role, sitting at that door,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: and I just don't know what they're really asking of me.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: So we've got Dana on the phone and she's a
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: flight attendant.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Dana, good morning, How are you good?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: So what are our responsibilities when you come over?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: And we have to verbally say yes, I got this.
• 32:07
  Speaker 13: Okay, So we're basically asking you, are you willing and
• 32:11
  Speaker 13: able to open that door and assist passengers? Out in
• 32:15
  Speaker 13: case of an emergency. Here's the safety briefing card for
• 32:19
  Speaker 13: further instruction.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, Dana, assist passengers. How you mean I
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: paid extra for the extra leg room and I'm last
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: one off the ship.
• 32:33
  Speaker 13: You're not the last one. But you need to open
• 32:35
  Speaker 13: that door and start the evacuation. Okay, you need to
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: open it. There's not enough picture. Two hundred people on
• 32:42
  Speaker 13: the airplane and there's four flight attempts. We need your
• 32:47
  Speaker 13: help data.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: How easy is it to open up the door?
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: If you read the right, there we go.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I told you, I told you, thank you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But in a moment, it's a panic.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: You're not reading the car like it's First of all,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: we got three people sitting in that row right. Hypothetically,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I'm at the door on the window seat. If if
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I open the door, we're in the way. How are
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: we assisting people? They can't get through my aisle.
• 33:22
  Speaker 13: Technically you're throwing the door open, and as the passengers
• 33:26
  Speaker 13: come down the aisle, you're gently helping them out the door.
• 33:29
  Speaker 13: We have a thing in the airline industry. Got my bag,
• 33:33
  Speaker 13: got my purse, get out of my way. I'm going first,
• 33:36
  Speaker 13: and I know that would be you billy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I okay, okay, I am at that door the minute
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: it cracks open.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: But what you're telling me is I'm spending extra money.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Stuck on the money thing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Well to be the last one to survive.
• 33:53
  Speaker 13: We don't have to be the last one. But what
• 33:55
  Speaker 13: I've always found interesting, and you know we've brought this
• 33:58
  Speaker 13: up before and safety training, when you're sitting in the
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: exit row, you get pre cocktails, so the people that
• 34:04
  Speaker 13: are drink on the plane, well, extra legroom on the
• 34:09
  Speaker 13: airline I work for means you get free cocktails. So
• 34:12
  Speaker 13: basically we're feeding your alcohol and we're saying make sure
• 34:16
  Speaker 13: you help with the responsibility.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: What that airline do you work for?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: You'll be drunk because no one's ever offered me a drink.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: By the way, I get free on Jet Blue.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I agree that you've never been something.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: If we've ever purchased that ticket, you've never been offered
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: like if you're asking, it's so funny.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So now you're drunk trying to open the door.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly, That's what Dana is saying. It doesn't make any sense.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: At least you you'll go drunk, you just fall out.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: But if they're like if they're like, having you work
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: for the airline, wouldn't this seat be less money?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Like right now, I'm a first responder, Like Dana, still there.
• 34:54
  Speaker 13: That there are other seats on the airplane that are
• 34:56
  Speaker 13: not next to the window, you know, like on Jet Blue,
• 34:59
  Speaker 13: they're like the first four or five rows. Yeah, a
• 35:01
  Speaker 13: really nice leg room. That's not my airline, but you
• 35:04
  Speaker 13: do not have to sit next to you they exit.
• 35:06
  Speaker 13: The problem is these people, when the plane is going down,
• 35:11
  Speaker 13: are going to be so concerned about their bags and
• 35:14
  Speaker 13: personal items that when they get up, no one's getting
• 35:17
  Speaker 13: off the plane. Japan Airline, I think it was a
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: couple years ago, evacuated an airplane with like two hundred
• 35:24
  Speaker 13: and fifty people in ninety seconds. Okay, these people listen,
• 35:29
  Speaker 13: they know the planes on fire. The stupid Americans are
• 35:32
  Speaker 13: going to be grabbing their bag, getting their kids. Make
• 35:36
  Speaker 13: sure they have the air pop.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, first of all, leave the bags.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, the plane is on fire, you leave the bags.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Just get off the plane. Dana, I gotta tell you, Oh.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: By the way, you mentioned those first three or four
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: rows on Jet Blue. Do yourself a favor. Don't take
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: the first row. You think you're doing yourself a favor.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: There's no leg room in the first row, and you
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: don't have a place to put your carry on.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Dane, I have one more question for you.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: How often do you have to move someone's seat if
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: they're in the exit row and they decline the opportunity
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: to help other people?
• 36:13
  Speaker 13: You know, normally they shake their head. But you're right,
• 36:16
  Speaker 13: we do need a verbal yes, we need a verbal yes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 13: But I've had people in the exit row who are
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: under fifteen years old. You know, sometimes the agents make mistakes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 13: Absolutely not. We cannot have some ten year old sitting there.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: True.
• 36:29
  Speaker 13: You can't have a person with you can't have a
• 36:31
  Speaker 13: person with a cane or you know, crutches, which has
• 36:35
  Speaker 13: happened before too. I said, we cannot sit you here.
• 36:38
  Speaker 13: I am so sorry, but we're going to find you
• 36:40
  Speaker 13: another seat. It has to be someone. I'll be honest.
• 36:43
  Speaker 13: When I'm doing the safety demo and putting my oxygen
• 36:46
  Speaker 13: mask on and showing you the safety card, I am
• 36:49
  Speaker 13: looking around trying to find the biggest guys on the
• 36:52
  Speaker 13: airplane that are going to help me when we are
• 36:55
  Speaker 13: going down in a ball of slaves. Because at the
• 36:58
  Speaker 13: end of the day, people we act differently during emergencies,
• 37:02
  Speaker 13: they do.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: They act differently. Go they act differently.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: When the plane pulls up to the terminal, everybody's up.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: They're killing each other to get their bag. So, but
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: let me ask you something. What do you think the
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: percentage of people that say, yes, I can handle this
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: in the emergency row. I'm telling you the strong percentage
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: they're out that door the minuted cracks open?
• 37:27
  Speaker 13: Oh absolutely. Do you remember the flight in Denver where
• 37:30
  Speaker 13: they were all standing on the wing? You know, you
• 37:33
  Speaker 13: see all these people standing on the wing. They just
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: want to get out. You really have to think about it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 13: The plane's on fire. You don't want to go stand
• 37:39
  Speaker 13: on the wing. You want to go out the door
• 37:42
  Speaker 13: that has the best area for safety. Dan, Yeah, people
• 37:46
  Speaker 13: are crazy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Are you able to tell us where they are? Line
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you're working? Because I'm totally into the free time.
• 37:52
  Speaker 13: No, but I have been flying for twenty five years.
• 37:55
  Speaker 13: I'm very worst in all this. I would say about
• 37:58
  Speaker 13: half the people that sit there are not qualified. You
• 38:01
  Speaker 13: look at them. There is no way that eighty two
• 38:03
  Speaker 13: year old woman is opening the exit door and helping
• 38:07
  Speaker 13: all these people out. So you just hope for the best.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: But there's a little irony there that you're deputizing people
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: to be responsible for hundreds of lives on the plane
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: while you're.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Serving free drinks.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Development, that's development.
• 38:25
  Speaker 14: YEA hold that pulled up. First of all, now you're saying, one,
• 38:29
  Speaker 14: you want me to be the last off the plane,
• 38:31
  Speaker 14: the first person with the responsibility to getting everyone off there.
• 38:36
  Speaker 14: Second of all, you're telling me you're gonna be feeding
• 38:38
  Speaker 14: me cocktails the whole time.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So I'm supposed to be cocked in to open this door. Yeah,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you already know.
• 38:45
  Speaker 14: I'm smashing the window and I'm flatting myself out.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna start working harder the gym