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- 0:12Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is mugshot Monday.
- 0:15Speaker 1: You guys, please in advance. I apologize for my voice,
- 0:20Speaker 1: but at least it's not the bad audio we had
- 0:22Speaker 1: last week where I was in a sound chamber of
- 0:26Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell that house was.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Well, you know what, most people when they heard you
- 0:33Speaker 2: do the apology posts, Yeah, they messaged me it's like
- 0:36Speaker 2: we didn't notice anything.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Oh God.
- 0:38Speaker 1: When I heard it, I was like, oh my god.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I sounded like I was literally in like an echo chamber.
- 0:42Speaker 1: And then as the day went on, as I did
- 0:44Speaker 1: more episodes, I had more and more pillows around my face.
- 0:49Speaker 1: So listen, I'm sorry, but you guys love Dry Lackup.
- 0:52Speaker 3: It's back.
- 0:53Speaker 1: This will be episode two, so hopefully it'll sound better
- 0:55Speaker 1: than episode one.
- 0:57Speaker 2: I cannot believe we are only on EPID so too
- 1:01Speaker 2: because of all the stupidity that we have witnessed thus far.
- 1:05Speaker 3: It's been a lot. It's been a fifth episode.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Listen, we missed the show. It's been gone for a
- 1:11Speaker 1: couple of months and it came back and slapped us
- 1:13Speaker 1: in the face.
- 1:14Speaker 3: And did and we haven't even met all the couples yet.
- 1:16Speaker 1: No, there's other Like when I was doing the next time,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know who that is. I
- 1:20Speaker 1: can't even say yeah. So I was like, okay, it's
- 1:22Speaker 1: another person.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Happened a fight. Yeah, it's crazy.
- 1:25Speaker 2: I think we have one more couplet.
- 1:28Speaker 3: I guess one more couple. You never know.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I don't know, but guys, love your lockup. It's back.
- 1:34Speaker 1: And so we're here with bugshot Monday and I have
- 1:39Speaker 1: a science infection where we're under like ice and snow here. Keisha,
- 1:42Speaker 1: you didn't have as much ice and snow.
- 1:44Speaker 3: As you thought, so that's good.
- 1:46Speaker 2: No, it's just it's wet, it's cold.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:54Speaker 2: The worst thing is someone at school telling a small
- 1:58Speaker 2: child there's no school because it's gonna snow.
- 2:02Speaker 3: So what do you.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Think the small child has been talking about and expecting
- 2:07Speaker 2: every single hour on hour just.
- 2:10Speaker 4: Want the snow. They just want the snow.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not it's not gonna snow. And she's like, yes,
- 2:15Speaker 3: it is, yes, it is, Well it might. I mean
- 2:18Speaker 3: we keep it.
- 2:19Speaker 4: We keep watching all the weather stuff.
- 2:21Speaker 1: And you know, if anybody in Mississippi is listening, which
- 2:24Speaker 1: you've got bigger problems.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking about you guys.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I've seen all the pictures of Oxford, and my son
- 2:30Speaker 1: is stuck there and you know, of course made the
- 2:33Speaker 1: wrong decision to go off campus, and so I don't.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Know what he's gonna do. I just hope they've got food.
- 2:39Speaker 4: And oh boy, it looks terrible.
- 2:42Speaker 1: I've seen you just trees on people's houses and you know,
- 2:45Speaker 1: cars under the power lines, and then what do you do,
- 2:49Speaker 1: Like you can't go out because the power lines.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's all scary.
- 2:53Speaker 3: So it's very, very scary.
- 2:55Speaker 1: If you're in an area like that, just literally just
- 2:58Speaker 1: stay in your house till somebody tells you different, because
- 3:00Speaker 1: it's scary.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Weather is scary. I hate weather.
- 3:04Speaker 2: That's us when it's hurricane season and when a hurricane
- 3:07Speaker 2: that's how it is. Because we're right next to Galveston, right,
- 3:12Speaker 2: so we've had sometimes that looks like what the pictures,
- 3:15Speaker 2: the pictures you sent me, but without the ice.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I mean, we've been flooded in for days. I cannot leave,
- 3:22Speaker 3: you know. It's another is mother nature.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I sometimes I know, and I'm always so scared of
- 3:28Speaker 1: the wind, you know, and then poor a little ginger.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I got to say, Dave took her out this morning
- 3:32Speaker 1: and it's all like sleet out there. So Dave goes
- 3:34Speaker 1: to take Ginger out. She comes in with one hand
- 3:37Speaker 1: up like this hobbling because she was like, I don't
- 3:41Speaker 1: know what this is.
- 3:42Speaker 4: On my paw, but I'm giving someone to get it off.
- 3:46Speaker 3: So she came in. I sat on the floor and
- 3:48Speaker 3: I wiped.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Her a little paw off. I'm sure all four paws
- 3:51Speaker 1: were frozen. But she didn't understand. And I wrapped her
- 3:54Speaker 1: a towel and she didn't balk or try to get
- 3:57Speaker 1: out or anything. She just like, let me snuggle her
- 3:59Speaker 1: in a towel. She's like, he don't make me go
- 4:01Speaker 1: out there again, mommy.
- 4:02Speaker 3: I don't know what that was.
- 4:04Speaker 2: It's always so rough on the animals because they don't
- 4:07Speaker 2: know what the hell is going on, and like right now,
- 4:09Speaker 2: it's kind of like do we let them piston shit
- 4:11Speaker 2: in the house?
- 4:12Speaker 3: Like what is?
- 4:12Speaker 2: Because they are traumatize when they go outside and a
- 4:16Speaker 2: little soaky.
- 4:18Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 4:19Speaker 2: I guess they feel like something's weird in the air.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Because he was just like, would not go to sleep
- 4:24Speaker 2: in his crate? Yes up, And once he goes in there,
- 4:27Speaker 2: he's he's he's on his back and he's out and
- 4:29Speaker 2: you know me, I saw him like just come get
- 4:31Speaker 2: in the bed with m Yeah.
- 4:32Speaker 3: He just couldn't relaxed for a little thing. They just
- 4:35Speaker 3: get so worried, and they get worried, Jason. They do
- 4:38Speaker 3: they do well.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Yeah, if I could teach the dogs to just go
- 4:42Speaker 1: potty like on the porch, I'd be okay with that
- 4:45Speaker 1: because it's outside.
- 4:46Speaker 3: But they got they gotta find the grass. Yeah. We
- 4:49Speaker 3: got one doll that does that and the other dog
- 4:50Speaker 3: that just he's cute. We'll just say cute.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Well that's what we say about Ginger, Like at least
- 4:57Speaker 4: she's pretty.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cute, Like he has got that unlock. He
- 5:00Speaker 2: is cute because not a lot else is going on.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Not a lot of brain cells working up there. They're
- 5:06Speaker 1: not really so and his eyes like he's so dumb.
- 5:11Speaker 1: She just is like, I don't like, stop it.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Stop.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I actually said that last night. It felt bad but
- 5:16Speaker 2: that I said it, but he'd done something.
- 5:17Speaker 3: It was just it's just so dumb.
- 5:21Speaker 4: Bless, bless, you're so pretty well, let's talk about these dummies.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Speaking of dummies, love during lock Up season seven, episode
- 5:30Speaker 1: two or episode seven oh two, or seven to a whatever,
- 5:35Speaker 1: you guys. This is the second episode of the new season.
- 5:38Speaker 1: It's called nine hundred and ninety nine years. And when
- 5:41Speaker 1: we get to Yo Mama, Yo Mama also was wearing
- 5:45Speaker 1: a jersey that said ninety nine, but it was never addressed.
- 5:50Speaker 2: You know, you know damn well that probably has something
- 5:52Speaker 2: to do with the years that this man is in prisoned.
- 5:55Speaker 4: Probably she's proud, I guess.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean, why not be proud of man
- 6:00Speaker 2: who's going to spend the rest of his life in
- 6:01Speaker 2: prison but has told you that he's not.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Yeah, that story seems not true, all right, So let's
- 6:11Speaker 1: start with Emily or Hooker and justin rip. Let's just
- 6:16Speaker 1: start with the.
- 6:17Speaker 3: Darkest it is. It is what it is. Yeah.
- 6:20Speaker 1: So he's telling her that he won't be eligible for
- 6:23Speaker 1: parole until October of next year. So basically, he got
- 6:26Speaker 1: into a fight with his bunkie. He also made some
- 6:29Speaker 1: homemade wine, so the parole board says, you're not even
- 6:31Speaker 1: going to see him. And then she's like, I promise
- 6:35Speaker 1: I'll stay with you no matter what. And then she
- 6:37Speaker 1: dramatically yells as the train goes by, I mean.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just like, I don't know about you
- 6:43Speaker 2: in trains, but I don't. I don't feel safe around trains.
- 6:47Speaker 2: And the more she kept getting closer and closer to
- 6:50Speaker 2: that train, I'm like, why are you doing that?
- 6:53Speaker 3: Like Christiatrics, Yeah, I think.
- 6:57Speaker 2: She could have done so. I mean, she could have
- 6:59Speaker 2: kicked the rocks. She's gonna slam the door. But she's like.
- 7:06Speaker 3: I'm gonna take seize this moment with this.
- 7:09Speaker 1: She reminded me, that's a little bit of like what
- 7:11Speaker 1: we saw matt on sixty Days in with always the dramatics.
- 7:15Speaker 3: I think she's.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Going to be like that, not as bad, not as bad,
- 7:19Speaker 2: and more attractive, so that's good and clean her hair,
- 7:22Speaker 2: clean her hair.
- 7:23Speaker 4: Seems to be concerned with what she looks like.
- 7:26Speaker 1: So so now she's sitting and talking with the ladies
- 7:30Speaker 1: in the kitchen and she's trying to lure the truckers
- 7:33Speaker 1: in on the CB. Yes, and one girl mark but
- 7:37Speaker 1: she meadows says she and her husband are both full
- 7:41Speaker 1: time sex workers.
- 7:42Speaker 4: He's in Hawaii with a sugar mama right now.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Yes, that's true, because it has been looked up that
- 7:49Speaker 2: they do.
- 7:50Speaker 3: They are both sex workers.
- 7:52Speaker 2: They've got like flyers with both their pictures on them.
- 7:56Speaker 2: With their stage names uh huh aka six names, uh huh.
- 8:02Speaker 3: Things like that.
- 8:03Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean the couple that fuss other people
- 8:07Speaker 2: together stays together.
- 8:09Speaker 3: I guess so.
- 8:11Speaker 1: But you know, then, do you think, like, hey, maybe
- 8:14Speaker 1: it's a business model. Maybe they're gonna make all this
- 8:16Speaker 1: money before they're forty and then retire.
- 8:18Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean it sounds like a good play.
- 8:21Speaker 2: If that is for you, that is a pretty damn
- 8:23Speaker 2: good plan right there.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Better than being stuck at a cubicle, right right. I
- 8:28Speaker 3: guess I don't know. I guess not for me.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I'm rather the cubicle sweet sweat body affects you.
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- 10:11Speaker 1: you know my guy, he's in jail and uh, you know,
- 10:14Speaker 1: everything was fine until we caught feelings, you know, and
- 10:17Speaker 1: now he's not.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Okay with what I do. What's that make sense? Of
- 10:22Speaker 3: course it does.
- 10:22Speaker 2: She sets out on like that makes sense at first,
- 10:24Speaker 2: It's like, oh, this is cool.
- 10:25Speaker 3: I mean you catch feelings like, okay, I don't want
- 10:28Speaker 3: you doing that. Wait a minute, yeah, yeah, so.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Talking head Bushy Meadows tells us I just can't even
- 10:34Speaker 1: believe of having to say this, Bushy Meadows. She says,
- 10:39Speaker 1: the biggest challenge for Emily is going to be having
- 10:41Speaker 1: a guy except what she does for a living. And
- 10:44Speaker 1: you know, I hope this guy can be understanding, but
- 10:46Speaker 1: it can be a challenge.
- 10:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:48Speaker 2: So that okay, that makes zero sense to me. Considering
- 10:51Speaker 2: his ass is in prison. You're going to accept whatever
- 10:55Speaker 2: the fuck I do as a matter of fact, Why
- 10:57Speaker 2: even tell him?
- 10:58Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting to a lot of this stuff
- 11:00Speaker 1: I've seen is regarding his ex girlfriend and then also
- 11:04Speaker 1: his best friend. These two women that are out just
- 11:07Speaker 1: blasting Emily everywhere, talking about how awful she is and everything.
- 11:10Speaker 1: But then people pulled up old posts of both of
- 11:14Speaker 1: those girls, especially the ex girlfriend, talking about what a
- 11:17Speaker 1: piece of shit he is. And really bashing him, so
- 11:22Speaker 1: she didn't like him until that he died and now.
- 11:26Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all Emily's fault.
- 11:28Speaker 1: It's all messy, and this is why we always need
- 11:30Speaker 1: a reunion for this show, but they never give us one.
- 11:32Speaker 2: I don't understand, Like, I feel like this show is
- 11:36Speaker 2: probably one of the top five.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Shows on wee TV. Oh it has to be. Yeah,
- 11:41Speaker 3: So I feel like.
- 11:42Speaker 2: At this point they can spend a little bit more
- 11:45Speaker 2: cash and give us a reunion.
- 11:48Speaker 1: I think so too, But I mean maybe it's like,
- 11:50Speaker 1: do we want all these people in the same room together?
- 11:53Speaker 3: But why can't we do something like that?
- 11:56Speaker 4: I don't want to be in the same room with
- 11:57Speaker 4: all these people, So no, I do.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Oh you do? Okay?
- 12:02Speaker 4: Speaking out? How's that Monique thing going?
- 12:04Speaker 5: Is it?
- 12:04Speaker 3: Did that? Is that gonna work out? Guys?
- 12:07Speaker 2: Money totally canceled on me the day before her interview,
- 12:13Speaker 2: supposed to be a scheduling issue.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Huh, I responded.
- 12:18Speaker 2: It was her PR person, who I've worked with before,
- 12:22Speaker 2: and I just said, you know, let me know when
- 12:24Speaker 2: we can reschedule. You know, my listeners were looking forward
- 12:27Speaker 2: to it. The Pink Shade listeners were looking forward to
- 12:29Speaker 2: this interview.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know, have you heard back? M M,
- 12:35Speaker 3: which I don't think that's a good sign. I don't either.
- 12:37Speaker 1: She also canceled on Reality Gaze. Really they the PR
- 12:43Speaker 1: team reached out to them for an interview, and then
- 12:47Speaker 1: they wrote back and said, yeah, we'd love to do it.
- 12:49Speaker 1: And then they wrote back and said, yeah, she's not
- 12:51Speaker 1: gonna do it. They're like, you reached out to us.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Yeah, because so that's funny because she the PR person
- 12:57Speaker 2: and I we exchanged several emails and again like this,
- 13:02Speaker 2: she reached out to me.
- 13:04Speaker 3: So I don't know, maybe she went back and listened
- 13:05Speaker 3: to some of our shows. I have no idea, but.
- 13:09Speaker 1: It sounds like she just had to change her heart
- 13:10Speaker 1: about doing interviews at all.
- 13:13Speaker 2: And here's the thing about it, if you really really
- 13:15Speaker 2: think about Monique's personality, that may have been a lackluster interview.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Yeah, she could be funny when she wants to be,
- 13:24Speaker 1: but they are few and far in between.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Yeah, those laughs. So it's all good.
- 13:29Speaker 4: We'll see, we'll see. Okay.
- 13:32Speaker 1: So Embily goes to her room and she's looking at
- 13:36Speaker 1: all her own photos and she's like, how I'm looking
- 13:41Speaker 1: at all my wonderful pictures and that are highly filtered.
- 13:45Speaker 1: And then she's talking to him on the phone and
- 13:47Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, I'm so upset that you're
- 13:49Speaker 1: going to still have to be there in jail. You're
- 13:51Speaker 1: not getting out. And he says, I want to get married,
- 13:54Speaker 1: and she's like what. He goes, let's do it August third.
- 13:57Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't really want to get get
- 14:00Speaker 1: married to somebody in jail. And she goes, you don't, babe,
- 14:03Speaker 1: I love you so much. But they're ringing the bell.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I have to go, and they're like ding ding ding ding,
- 14:07Speaker 1: they ding. It's like she said, when they ring that bell,
- 14:09Speaker 1: they have three minutes to get there.
- 14:11Speaker 2: So I think he thought that by saying, hey, I
- 14:14Speaker 2: want us to get married, she wasn't going.
- 14:16Speaker 3: To go fuck this zoo for this money. No, no, no,
- 14:19Speaker 3: that's not that's just not high.
- 14:21Speaker 2: And I have to say, the rooms there looked like
- 14:22Speaker 2: a visit to grandma's house.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess, like so the room we saw
- 14:27Speaker 3: was her room that she stays in, and then they
- 14:29Speaker 3: have the next rooms. And didn't you think it was.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Interesting too when they were in the kitchen because behind
- 14:34Speaker 1: them they had a schedule, and it was every hour,
- 14:38Speaker 1: like one am all the way back around to one pm.
- 14:40Speaker 1: It was every single hour. So I don't know if
- 14:42Speaker 1: that's the time you're supposed to you have to go
- 14:45Speaker 1: be on the CB or like what was that schedule
- 14:48Speaker 1: for because it didn't say because you don't have to
- 14:50Speaker 1: clean the kitchen every hour, so if like because I
- 14:55Speaker 1: looked and it was like the four or five people
- 14:57Speaker 1: and then it'd start over, So like every five hour hour,
- 15:00Speaker 1: somebody's gotta be on that CB.
- 15:02Speaker 3: What when do you get to sleep? I don't think
- 15:05Speaker 3: they do sleep, which is why they're not. They're like
- 15:07Speaker 3: all year long.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Do you remember that one teacher from up north who
- 15:12Speaker 2: said that during her summer breaks she would go work
- 15:14Speaker 2: at a brothel and she would make in one month
- 15:19Speaker 2: almost as much as she made a year as being
- 15:21Speaker 2: a teacher.
- 15:22Speaker 3: No, I don't remember that. Yeah, you gotta google that.
- 15:25Speaker 2: And so it was a whole big story because she
- 15:26Speaker 2: like lost her job when people found out about it.
- 15:30Speaker 3: So I just get worried about pH balance. There's still
- 15:34Speaker 3: going on.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Yeah, because Emily, you know, on this Bella's Ranch or
- 15:39Speaker 1: whatever it's called, says she offers the GFE girlfriend experience,
- 15:45Speaker 1: which is no condoms.
- 15:48Speaker 3: So oh no, yeah, that's that is like that's a health.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Hazards dangerous so okay, so blahbay blah blahbady blah, ringing
- 16:01Speaker 1: the bell.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Okay. So then we see a blurred shot of.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Bushy Meadow's bush I assume because they've got a blurred
- 16:08Speaker 1: in the crotch area, and we see a guy looking
- 16:11Speaker 1: at the girls, and this guy named Austin picks her.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Of all the girls there, how we're showing that who
- 16:19Speaker 2: are showing way much more skin because this girl literally
- 16:23Speaker 2: looks like you could she could wear that at atb
- 16:25Speaker 2: which is like the big grocery store here in Texas.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a startup top at a jacket.
- 16:30Speaker 4: She's showing nothing, absolutely nothing.
- 16:33Speaker 2: But that that is that is what he wants after
- 16:35Speaker 2: his divorce.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Uh huh, right there.
- 16:38Speaker 1: And so this guy Austin picks her and he're talking to her.
- 16:42Speaker 1: She says, you know, when I come to the brothel,
- 16:43Speaker 1: like I cut off all my feelings.
- 16:44Speaker 3: I just like disassociate and work.
- 16:47Speaker 1: So she's talking to him and she's like, tell me
- 16:49Speaker 1: your fantasies and he says he's into ropes and we
- 16:52Speaker 1: see a BDSM room and then she says, for one
- 16:55Speaker 1: hour in the BDSM room, it's twenty five hundred dollars.
- 16:58Speaker 1: I was surprised at the.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Like, say what now, I'm like that started making me
- 17:03Speaker 2: the rethme my career path. I'm like, I can tie
- 17:06Speaker 2: and whip this guy for one hour, one hour and
- 17:12Speaker 2: make twenty.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Five hundred dollars.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna make well half of half of it,
- 17:19Speaker 1: but you're also gonna have sex within Keisha.
- 17:21Speaker 2: And then okay, this guy had to be like a
- 17:25Speaker 2: production assistant totally.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't.
- 17:29Speaker 2: He didn't even get excited and he wasn't creepy enough
- 17:32Speaker 2: for me to really be like someone who's visiting.
- 17:36Speaker 1: No, this isn't because there were other people that were
- 17:38Speaker 1: in there that were blurred out that were real visitors.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have liked to have seen the interaction
- 17:44Speaker 3: with like a real it was blurred out. I would
- 17:47Speaker 3: like to have seen it me too. Yeah.
- 17:50Speaker 1: So okay, So Emily says, what you do is you
- 17:54Speaker 1: split it fifty to fifty with the house. So she
- 17:56Speaker 1: prefers to make at least one thousand dollars an hour,
- 17:59Speaker 1: and she says being financially independent is the most important
- 18:03Speaker 1: thing because I'm a single mom.
- 18:05Speaker 3: We see her doing the dick check.
- 18:08Speaker 1: And uh, she says, you know, I know that Justin
- 18:12Speaker 1: wants to talk to me, but I actually have to
- 18:13Speaker 1: tend to my client who is paying for my services,
- 18:16Speaker 1: so I can't talk to him, right, So she said work,
- 18:20Speaker 1: She's at work. Justin calls and she goes, I have
- 18:22Speaker 1: to go. I just got picked. And he goes, oh,
- 18:24Speaker 1: it's so hard, you know, knowing what she's doing, and
- 18:27Speaker 1: the talking daddy says, honestly, I find it disgusting. But
- 18:32Speaker 1: I knew what I was getting into, and I'm mad
- 18:33Speaker 1: at myself, you know, for catching feelings for her.
- 18:36Speaker 2: I mean, do you remember why he's in prison while
- 18:39Speaker 2: he's like judging her?
- 18:42Speaker 3: I can't remember. Damn it to hell.
- 18:44Speaker 4: If you wouldn't ask, don't go don't.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Go back, don't go back, don't go back. It's not
- 18:47Speaker 3: that important. I'm just to me.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Robbery question mark, drug trafficking question mark.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Those are usually the check boxes that we check for
- 18:58Speaker 2: these people.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Because burglory, the burglary is what I have listed, but
- 19:02Speaker 1: I don't That's what his little thing says on the screen.
- 19:05Speaker 1: But I don't have all the other things that were
- 19:07Speaker 1: listed when and it's never just.
- 19:10Speaker 2: One thing, no five things. So I find it quite
- 19:15Speaker 2: crazy that he is.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Being so judgmental of what she's doing. And what she's
- 19:20Speaker 3: doing is legal.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Right now, we're gonna move on to our latest inmate
- 19:31Speaker 1: and girlfriend, and it's Aisha and Michel. Now she walks
- 19:36Speaker 1: in where her friends are and says, I don't know
- 19:38Speaker 1: where your daddy at, but your mama up in this bitch,
- 19:41Speaker 1: And I was like, now what now?
- 19:45Speaker 3: She too much? She came into wrong, But all right,
- 19:50Speaker 3: we're gonna have to talk about this.
- 19:53Speaker 4: Hold on because you know now that.
- 20:02Speaker 5: Here, ye here ye, wig Court is now in session,
- 20:06Speaker 5: the Honorable Judge Keisha presiding.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Are right, Wig Court is now in session. You and
- 20:15Speaker 2: your wigs may now be seated.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Okay, Keisha. People have been waiting what's happening?
- 20:26Speaker 3: Yes?
- 20:27Speaker 2: Was hair?
- 20:29Speaker 3: Okay? You know how they're a doctor.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Only study certain things, So you have your indo canologists Okay,
- 20:38Speaker 2: all right, your ind prenologists cannot do what a rheumatologist does. Okay,
- 20:43Speaker 2: this exceeds my expertise because it just does.
- 20:48Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like she needs oj.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Simpson's dream team to get her out of this, okay,
- 20:55Speaker 2: because it's literally looks like she went to all the
- 21:01Speaker 2: reject whigs for cousin It and put this on her head.
- 21:05Speaker 2: This is like a mop and cousin It found each other.
- 21:08Speaker 2: It says, let's make a child. And the child is
- 21:11Speaker 2: that wig?
- 21:12Speaker 3: What is that? Mary Payne? Is it real? Is it synthetic?
- 21:16Speaker 3: What is the bump? What is the bump? Like?
- 21:18Speaker 2: Is she half a conehead? What is going on with
- 21:21Speaker 2: this woman? Who is holly intelligent?
- 21:25Speaker 3: I don't know the answer. It seems to be okay.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Do you remember on The Traders last season and we
- 21:33Speaker 1: had the girl from Survivals who had not this sad braid,
- 21:38Speaker 1: but she had like some were braid and someone was
- 21:40Speaker 1: like z And I was like, what's going on? Because
- 21:44Speaker 1: that she chose that looks to go on The Traders,
- 21:46Speaker 1: a huge show.
- 21:47Speaker 2: And this is what pisses me off about these people
- 21:50Speaker 2: now out in the wild.
- 21:52Speaker 3: If I saw her, I like, okay, that's a good choice.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Well you knew a camera crew was going to be fun.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Now that's okay. Now look at this wi that that
- 22:03Speaker 2: looks good. I don't care for the color. I don't
- 22:07Speaker 2: think it complements her skin tone.
- 22:08Speaker 3: But that's cute. I would wear wig. This wig looks great.
- 22:13Speaker 3: This is the way she showed.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Guys, if you're not looking at the video, this is
- 22:16Speaker 1: a week she showed when she was talking about her
- 22:18Speaker 1: dating profile.
- 22:19Speaker 3: But we got that, and then we got that, like,
- 22:22Speaker 3: how is that the same person?
- 22:25Speaker 2: Like someone can literally say, you wig catfished me. You
- 22:30Speaker 2: made me think that one hair was your real hair.
- 22:32Speaker 2: But this is really the shit that you like to
- 22:34Speaker 2: rock right here.
- 22:35Speaker 3: This is bad. It is really bad bad. I don't
- 22:40Speaker 3: even know what to say about. Guilty has charged guilty, Okay,
- 22:45Speaker 3: lock her up.
- 22:47Speaker 4: She's going for nine baby.
- 22:50Speaker 2: That's ye that that hair looked like it costs nine
- 22:53Speaker 2: dollars ninety nine cents.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked like it was on sale.
- 22:58Speaker 1: So I She tells us she's fifty four years young
- 23:01Speaker 1: and her job is training doctors on software. And for
- 23:05Speaker 1: the past fourteen years she travels, hangs out in hotels
- 23:08Speaker 1: and just been swiping through men, going through dating's apps
- 23:12Speaker 1: and get dating apps. And then she found Michale. She
- 23:14Speaker 1: said he was a plus sized, chunky man, a football
- 23:17Speaker 1: player type. And he tells us when.
- 23:21Speaker 4: He saw her, he thought she was a scammer.
- 23:23Speaker 3: He couldn't believe that she is a scammer.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Well, because once these things, this hair, he's gonna that's
- 23:31Speaker 2: not the bitch I first met, like, no, no, no, no,
- 23:33Speaker 2: no no no no, no.
- 23:35Speaker 3: God.
- 23:36Speaker 2: When he hears the way that she describes him, she
- 23:39Speaker 2: made him sound like a pet pop billy pig.
- 23:42Speaker 3: But he's cute, he's got what he's way more good looking.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Did you just be called plus size big billy? Why back?
- 23:50Speaker 2: And all the other things that she used to describe
- 23:53Speaker 2: this poor guy.
- 23:54Speaker 3: He's like, keep being in here, keep me in here? Well,
- 23:57Speaker 3: it's bad.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Sounds like he's gonna be in there now.
- 24:01Speaker 1: His charges that we show on the screen, it'say drug
- 24:04Speaker 1: traffic in parle violation, and you know when we see
- 24:07Speaker 1: parole violation, you know we've got a problem.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Yes, most definitely.
- 24:11Speaker 1: So he says, you know, before I started talking to her,
- 24:14Speaker 1: I wanted to let her know, like I'm incarcerated, because
- 24:17Speaker 1: she couldn't tell that. I guess for his Facebook profile
- 24:20Speaker 1: and she said, you know, you know, being with a
- 24:23Speaker 1: man in jail for drug trafficking is not my thing.
- 24:26Speaker 1: But I couldn't help it. I fell in love with
- 24:28Speaker 1: him Now it was that.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Billy at Billy that she the plus size of it all.
- 24:32Speaker 3: That's what she fell in love with.
- 24:34Speaker 1: It was that football player type. So yeah, she's getting
- 24:38Speaker 1: her makeup done kind of, but we're not sure why.
- 24:40Speaker 1: But there's lots of friends, and she's got lots of friends.
- 24:44Speaker 1: And we find out that Michael is serving time for
- 24:48Speaker 1: trafficking in two thousand and eight, but he got out
- 24:51Speaker 1: on parole in twenty seventeen and he stayed out until
- 24:55Speaker 1: twenty twenty two.
- 24:57Speaker 3: He was farming, He.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Had livestock, was than his life, but a guy stole
- 25:03Speaker 1: some of his cattle, and this guy put bogus charges
- 25:06Speaker 1: on him and he got put back in. Now Here
- 25:09Speaker 1: are the bogus charges okay that are on him according
- 25:13Speaker 1: to him? Okay, Use and possession of drug paraphernalia. Okay,
- 25:18Speaker 1: so maybe he had a bong. Okay, marijuana possession all right,
- 25:24Speaker 1: Unlawful distribution and furnishing of a controlled substance.
- 25:29Speaker 3: What is the furnishing part? I don't understand that that you.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Gave somebody a controlled substance.
- 25:34Speaker 2: You're furnishing okay, okay, okay, escape third degree skate or.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Let's scape escape. He escaped, like escaped, but they said skaped. No,
- 25:47Speaker 3: it says escape.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Oh okay, well you said it is satellite skap. They're like,
- 25:51Speaker 2: that's new, what is that?
- 25:53Speaker 4: It could be it could be my nostrils.
- 25:56Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Escape, third degree of a assault, third degree attempt to
- 26:03Speaker 1: elude police okay, and trafficking of cocaine.
- 26:09Speaker 3: So these are all the bogus charge. These are bogus charges.
- 26:13Speaker 1: He obviously got caught with like a bong, some pot,
- 26:16Speaker 1: and some cocaine and tried to jump out of a
- 26:20Speaker 1: police guard hit somebody, is what it sounds like to me.
- 26:22Speaker 2: But his neighbor made all these things up, because hey,
- 26:28Speaker 2: you can totally make up being arrested and trying to escape.
- 26:32Speaker 2: You don't need proof from the police that one did that,
- 26:35Speaker 2: because you can totally know a made up story about
- 26:37Speaker 2: your neighbor is they were partying all night long and
- 26:40Speaker 2: I couldn't go to sleep.
- 26:41Speaker 3: The dogs were barking, and that could be a lie.
- 26:44Speaker 1: This is not trafficking cocaine is pretty specific.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it really is. Yeah, but he says, I
- 26:52Speaker 3: think I'm gonna get released in the next six months.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, he says, okay, Okay.
- 27:00Speaker 1: They've been dating for about six months. They've never met
- 27:03Speaker 1: in person, and she says, I just tell my friends
- 27:06Speaker 1: he's a cowboy and a farmer.
- 27:08Speaker 3: It's like fantasy.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Okay, well he is those things when he's also a
- 27:13Speaker 2: drug dealer and escape me.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Was there physical violence anywhere in there?
- 27:20Speaker 2: I feel like if you're trying to escape, you probably
- 27:21Speaker 2: swing your arms and hit somebody.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Assault girls, assault.
- 27:24Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he is a good guy because he is
- 27:28Speaker 2: good to those farm animals.
- 27:29Speaker 3: That is all she needed to know right there, you know.
- 27:33Speaker 1: And she also lets us know she's a rapper, and
- 27:36Speaker 1: because she's an older rapper, she named herself Yo Mama.
- 27:40Speaker 1: And we see her show and it is five people
- 27:45Speaker 1: and a diner.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Well it was five people at four and a half
- 27:49Speaker 2: of them were her friends. It is the same thing
- 27:51Speaker 2: as a Montana Miles concert. It's highly successful when all
- 27:55Speaker 2: thirteen of your kids are all in the crowd.
- 27:57Speaker 3: I mean, come on this.
- 28:01Speaker 1: I don't know if you watched ninety Day before the
- 28:06Speaker 1: ninety Days this week, but Aviva has this boyfriend Stig
- 28:11Speaker 1: the artists and believe and like, I look out to
- 28:15Speaker 1: a sea of people and all I could see is
- 28:17Speaker 1: my girlfriend's on her phone. I was like, the sea
- 28:20Speaker 1: of people was four people at a bar?
- 28:22Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 28:25Speaker 2: I just don't understand why these people go. I would
- 28:28Speaker 2: be so in I would ask production, please don't film
- 28:31Speaker 2: this part. Please don't leave this on the floor in
- 28:34Speaker 2: the editing room, because how embarrassing that you are pumping
- 28:37Speaker 2: yourself up and your audience is a five people who
- 28:40Speaker 2: already know you.
- 28:42Speaker 3: I don't get a couplessie. Sorry. I thought I muted that,
- 28:45Speaker 3: but I didn't. Sorry. He how embarrassing. But I mean
- 28:50Speaker 3: this was bad. This was worse thing. This was worse
- 28:53Speaker 3: Thtig the artist.
- 28:54Speaker 4: Actually, at least his was in a legit bar.
- 28:57Speaker 1: This was literally in a diner where they're like, stop
- 29:00Speaker 1: serving the eggs over easy for five minutes.
- 29:03Speaker 3: We're gonna let this lady.
- 29:04Speaker 2: You're rooty, tooty, fresh and fruity, can hold on everybody.
- 29:08Speaker 2: We gotta get through this performance first. Okay, Okay, yeah,
- 29:12Speaker 2: this is bad.
- 29:13Speaker 1: So she's talking to her friends after she does her
- 29:15Speaker 1: hit concert and she says, you know, his papers say
- 29:20Speaker 1: he'll be out in nine hundred and ninety nine years.
- 29:22Speaker 1: There's no release date. But I think the state just
- 29:25Speaker 1: has him mixed up with somebody else because also his
- 29:27Speaker 1: papers say he's seventy seven.
- 29:29Speaker 4: Now we looked at him. He's not seventy seven, clearly not.
- 29:32Speaker 3: But I think it's funny that she said.
- 29:34Speaker 2: It says he's in there for nine hundred and ninety
- 29:36Speaker 2: nine years and there's no release date because none of
- 29:39Speaker 2: us will be alive. So what does the release date
- 29:41Speaker 2: really even matter? Like, right, you're planning to still be
- 29:45Speaker 2: walking on earth, you know. But I mean, but this
- 29:47Speaker 2: is interesting because the age theme does throw it off.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Something I don't get.
- 29:53Speaker 4: His papers could be mixed up with somebody else.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Yeah, So Michael says, the State of Alabama lost on
- 30:00Speaker 1: my paperwork, and so.
- 30:03Speaker 3: What's her name?
- 30:04Speaker 1: Ayisha is going to go to Prattvielle, Alabama to meet him,
- 30:07Speaker 1: but she's also going to meet his aunt. And while
- 30:11Speaker 1: she's there, she's going to talk to a lawyer too.
- 30:12Speaker 1: She has to fight for her man. The State of
- 30:15Speaker 1: Alabama has done him wrong.
- 30:18Speaker 2: You don't even know what his real This is really confusing,
- 30:22Speaker 2: and I feel like we're going to be confused a
- 30:23Speaker 2: whole season like what it is because I want to
- 30:27Speaker 2: say he's lying, but it's just that age part that
- 30:30Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, maybe they did mix it up. I
- 30:33Speaker 2: don't know how often they mixed it up, right, And
- 30:36Speaker 2: he feels like, it's not that often, but it's.
- 30:38Speaker 1: His name, like Michael Smith, and they mixed him up
- 30:42Speaker 1: with a guy named Michael Smith, Michael's common name, you know.
- 30:46Speaker 1: So she and her producer, which is her best pal Jay.
- 30:50Speaker 3: She really don't need a producer for what I heard.
- 30:53Speaker 3: I had just well, he needs to get fired.
- 30:58Speaker 1: And he says, how would the state about Alabama just
- 31:01Speaker 1: put all these charges on him if they're not grew
- 31:03Speaker 1: for nothing? And he says, you know, that's kind of fishy.
- 31:06Speaker 1: I think, you know, you don't know the whole thing,
- 31:08Speaker 1: and she goes, we just need to figure it out,
- 31:10Speaker 1: like what is his end date? Like I've got to
- 31:12Speaker 1: dig deeper and find out the truth.
- 31:15Speaker 3: So she gets home.
- 31:16Speaker 1: And calls her daughter sher niece is thirty three, and
- 31:20Speaker 1: she's like, oh girl, my show was a hit.
- 31:22Speaker 3: It was so fun. I'm just getting home. Well, can
- 31:24Speaker 3: you hear the fans of the door.
- 31:26Speaker 4: They won't leave me alone.
- 31:29Speaker 3: You can't leave.
- 31:29Speaker 2: All five of them, all of them, five of them
- 31:32Speaker 2: followed me home, have dreams and I left them in
- 31:35Speaker 2: because all five of them are my friends.
- 31:38Speaker 3: They all live here.
- 31:41Speaker 1: And she says it was so fun, and she says, oh,
- 31:44Speaker 1: my daughter, she's so great.
- 31:45Speaker 4: She's my mini me. We tell each other everything.
- 31:48Speaker 1: So she tells her daughter, I'm so excited because Michael
- 31:51Speaker 1: said I should come visit him in Alabama. And Michael goes,
- 31:55Speaker 1: oh lord, okay.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Then she says, you know, my.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Daughter knows I'm dating a guy named Michale that lives
- 32:02Speaker 1: in Alabama, but I haven't told her that he's inccarcerated
- 32:06Speaker 1: because she's a corrections officer.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh boy, oh pardon. When she finds out,
- 32:14Speaker 3: oh this is gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
- 32:17Speaker 1: So Jay, her buddy, says, you know, you're gonna have
- 32:20Speaker 1: to tell her one day, and she goes, I know
- 32:24Speaker 1: she knows how I feel about him, that I really
- 32:26Speaker 1: like him, and so I don't know, because then she's
- 32:28Speaker 1: just gonna put all her judgments of inmates on him.
- 32:31Speaker 1: And Jay goes, what if he isn't there for nine
- 32:33Speaker 1: hundred ninety nine years, what if he's never getting out.
- 32:37Speaker 2: I think that the telling their daughter maybe can help
- 32:39Speaker 2: her find out the truth.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, research She doesn't want to know the truth.
- 32:44Speaker 3: She doesn't want to know the truth.
- 32:46Speaker 1: At the talking to him, Jay says, Yeah, I don't
- 32:49Speaker 1: know about this guy. I do think he's covering up
- 32:51Speaker 1: his real documents.
- 32:53Speaker 3: This is so confusing.
- 32:55Speaker 2: I mean, this really is I don't know what to believe.
- 32:58Speaker 2: I really don't real name Michael.
- 33:02Speaker 3: I don't.
- 33:03Speaker 2: It's the age that that is the only thing that
- 33:07Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Well, it will be interesting.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Seventy seven they say black dun't crack, it just spreads.
- 33:14Speaker 3: So never heard that one. Never. Yeah, so maybe he's
- 33:22Speaker 3: fucking seventy seven. I don't know, because this just does
- 33:25Speaker 3: not make sense at all.
- 33:27Speaker 1: But I mean, she obviously is a very smart woman
- 33:30Speaker 1: with a big career.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and it just goes to show, you.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Know, dumb, stupid and stupid dumb comes in all levels
- 33:41Speaker 1: of education. Okay, yes it does, and all levels of
- 33:44Speaker 1: cuteness that we just talked about her dogs, Okay, soaky
- 33:47Speaker 1: and old Ginger, Oh Ginger, just so sweet, the dumb.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Dumb twins, because you're so so so cute, I'm telling you.
- 33:54Speaker 1: When Ginger walked in the house with her hand up,
- 33:58Speaker 1: I thought, my god, she stepped on a beer something,
- 34:00Speaker 1: but now it was just wet.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Well how about this soggy was wet, right, Yeah, so
- 34:06Speaker 2: me be the loving parent that I am because James
- 34:09Speaker 2: was just a little walk around soggy wet. I get
- 34:12Speaker 2: a towel. I'm drawing him off. I'm like, my poor baby,
- 34:15Speaker 2: he's so wet. I'm trying to draw off his pause
- 34:18Speaker 2: and he just starts pissing.
- 34:20Speaker 3: I'm like, why would you do that? That's weird. It's
- 34:25Speaker 3: very weird.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Like he's been acting weird since the weather has been weird.
- 34:29Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's his first winter maybe.
- 34:32Speaker 3: So yeah, I.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Think, well, no, he was born in November. He wasn't
- 34:40Speaker 2: with us, but he was still he was pretty November.
- 34:44Speaker 2: He's only two months.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Oh, he was a baby.
- 34:46Speaker 2: And I do keep telling James that, I'm like, this
- 34:48Speaker 2: is his first I'm experiencing this, this, this and that. Yeah,
- 34:51Speaker 2: I don't know, Like he wouldn't leave the room today
- 34:54Speaker 2: for us to record, so he's in this create.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Well, this is not Ginger's four, this is not her
- 34:59Speaker 1: first time experien some snow and ice.
- 35:01Speaker 3: She just she's Ginger.
- 35:04Speaker 4: She's just like, I don't know what that is, but
- 35:05Speaker 4: don't take me out here.
- 35:06Speaker 3: Again. All right, let's move on to goddess.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Goddess in Moumu. Now, I did see in that.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Love After lock Up Facebook group that we're in. You guys,
- 35:16Speaker 1: go in that group, but don't ever post. Don't even
- 35:17Speaker 1: like it.
- 35:18Speaker 3: Don't say a word. Sit down in the corner and
- 35:21Speaker 3: just listen with your ears.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Don't look at nobody, don't say anybody's name, don't tell
- 35:26Speaker 2: them your name.
- 35:27Speaker 3: You just sit there because they will drag you.
- 35:30Speaker 2: For any real You can blink wrong and these bitches
- 35:34Speaker 2: can't even see you blinking and they will drag your
- 35:37Speaker 2: whole entire bloodline.
- 35:38Speaker 3: Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Just go and watch, Just go and listen.
- 35:41Speaker 3: That's it.
- 35:42Speaker 1: That's They posted a bunch of pictures of Mumu's mom
- 35:45Speaker 1: and talking about her wig and stuff and Nikita, and
- 35:48Speaker 1: I was like, well, damn, I.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Thought she looked great. She looked horrible.
- 35:52Speaker 4: Oh why didn't she look I didn't get girls.
- 35:56Speaker 3: She was trying.
- 35:57Speaker 2: She was trying to channel Josephine Baker with the fingerwaves
- 36:00Speaker 2: in that eyeliner. I'm like, where's your banana skirt at?
- 36:04Speaker 2: But she looked so cheap. She tried so hard.
- 36:07Speaker 3: But it just was cheap, cheap, cheap, And they were
- 36:10Speaker 3: right about that wig in the back. It was lifted.
- 36:12Speaker 1: I just thought she I just thought she looked so cute.
- 36:14Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't get a picture of it. I
- 36:17Speaker 1: think she looked a whole miss damn. So he just
- 36:20Speaker 1: goes to show you I'm not always This is why
- 36:22Speaker 1: we need you for wig court, because I'm not always
- 36:24Speaker 1: a great judge.
- 36:25Speaker 3: No, it wasn't just a wig. She looked great. It
- 36:30Speaker 3: was got cheap ass dressed and those cheap ass shoes.
- 36:33Speaker 3: I thought she looked fantastic. And then she had her
- 36:35Speaker 3: Tory Birch hand me down bag. I thought she looked great.
- 36:40Speaker 1: All right, So remember wearing Baltimore And Okay, so Goddess
- 36:45Speaker 1: is walking around.
- 36:46Speaker 4: The Baltimore Harbor, which is lovely.
- 36:48Speaker 3: I love Baltimore Harbor. Are you close to Baltimore. It's
- 36:52Speaker 3: an hour away.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Now I have a question for you, okay, because I
- 36:56Speaker 2: was thrown off last week and then I saw someone
- 36:58Speaker 2: in the group was thrown off, like I.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Was too okay, because I'm listening to these people speak.
- 37:02Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's not a Baltimore accent, that's a
- 37:05Speaker 2: New Orleans accent.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Are they similar.
- 37:10Speaker 1: I've never known people in Baltimore to have any kind
- 37:12Speaker 1: of accent. So, but again I've never lived there. It's
- 37:16Speaker 1: an hour away, you know, I don't know. It's just
- 37:18Speaker 1: it's just the next big city over right. We've got DC, Baltimore.
- 37:22Speaker 3: I go there to turn off.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Okay, my husband's company was based there for a long time.
- 37:29Speaker 1: He was in Baltimore a lot. It's right there on
- 37:31Speaker 1: the harbor. Actually, and when the kids were.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Maybe that's who I should have asked the question about
- 37:34Speaker 2: the accent too.
- 37:35Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you should.
- 37:36Speaker 1: But but the but the Baltimore has a great museum
- 37:40Speaker 1: right there. They have a great children's museum of science museum.
- 37:43Speaker 1: They have a fantastic aquarium. So when the kids were little,
- 37:46Speaker 1: sometimes we'd go, like, spend the day in Baltimore.
- 37:48Speaker 3: Hold you all that stuff.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So she's walking around the Baltimore Harbor. It's
- 37:53Speaker 1: obviously summer when they filmed this, because because uh, I'm
- 37:57Speaker 1: just gonna call her g was in Okay, she went,
- 38:00Speaker 1: I don't think she's appropriate to meet the future mother
- 38:02Speaker 1: in law.
- 38:02Speaker 3: But that's okay.
- 38:03Speaker 2: So, I mean they were dressed for totally different events.
- 38:06Speaker 3: Yeah, we're are these store? Yeah.
- 38:10Speaker 1: So she is waiting to meet up with his mom, Nikita,
- 38:14Speaker 1: and in the talking head MoU moves talking about how
- 38:16Speaker 1: much he loves his mom.
- 38:17Speaker 4: He tells her everything. They're very close, too close.
- 38:20Speaker 3: In my opinion, I agree.
- 38:23Speaker 1: So mom is like in another part of the harbor
- 38:25Speaker 1: and they talk on the phone and he says, you know,
- 38:28Speaker 1: I like Gigi. I'm still feeling her out. And she goes,
- 38:31Speaker 1: what's going on Bonita? And he goes, well, I deal
- 38:34Speaker 1: with Bonita still because we have a child, and you
- 38:36Speaker 1: know I love Bonita. Honestly, I'm torn between the two women.
- 38:40Speaker 1: And Mom goes, well, you can't have both. You're gonna
- 38:42Speaker 1: have to choose. Now we meet Bonita. Now I'm gonna
- 38:46Speaker 1: pull up a picture that Keisha sent me and I'm
- 38:51Speaker 1: sorry to do it to you again, guys, but here
- 38:54Speaker 1: we go.
- 38:59Speaker 3: You hear you.
- 39:01Speaker 5: Wig Court is now in session, the Honorable Judge Keisha presiding.
- 39:08Speaker 2: All right, wig Court is now in session. You and
- 39:13Speaker 2: your wigs may now be seated.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Okay, Now I saw this girl. I thought she looked cute.
- 39:23Speaker 3: I knew you did.
- 39:24Speaker 2: I knew you did, which is exactly why I sent you.
- 39:30Speaker 3: I said, I bet she didn't even notice. I was like,
- 39:33Speaker 3: let me send this to her. I thought she looked cute.
- 39:36Speaker 1: I thought her hair was cute. And then I saw
- 39:38Speaker 1: that tape in. That's what I'm looking at right, it's
- 39:40Speaker 1: a tape as.
- 39:42Speaker 2: That is a wig that has been through some fights,
- 39:46Speaker 2: a washing machine, dryer, ran over by a car.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Like it is fucked. Oh it is.
- 39:56Speaker 2: You knew you were going on this show and you said,
- 40:00Speaker 2: of all your wigs, I'm gonna wear this one. Okay,
- 40:05Speaker 2: we're looking at it, lifted in the front, got a
- 40:08Speaker 2: piece of it coming out.
- 40:11Speaker 3: I she's a cute girl. See. I just thought this
- 40:15Speaker 3: was this was her hair.
- 40:18Speaker 1: And then I thought she had a tape in piece
- 40:20Speaker 1: right here on the side, and that's what was showing.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Girl like, look at the lifting the wig lift in
- 40:27Speaker 3: the front. So I just looked like her.
- 40:29Speaker 1: I just thought that was like her baby hair is
- 40:30Speaker 1: coming out in the front.
- 40:32Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Okay, well this is why I need. I
- 40:35Speaker 3: feel like I feel like we could do this.
- 40:40Speaker 2: We're gonna put her own probation this time. Okay, probation
- 40:43Speaker 2: for four months, but you come in monthly and every
- 40:47Speaker 2: month instead of a drug test.
- 40:48Speaker 3: We're gonna do a wig test.
- 40:51Speaker 2: How be careful how you walk in this office because
- 40:55Speaker 2: we can extend this sentence okay, and we could throw
- 40:58Speaker 2: you in jelly.
- 40:58Speaker 3: And it's like this is bad. Like so.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Okay, now what if is now this? She's what's happened
- 41:05Speaker 1: to her.
- 41:07Speaker 3: Daughter?
- 41:08Speaker 4: Well, I think.
- 41:12Speaker 3: I think it's set of jail time.
- 41:14Speaker 2: We send her to a facility, Okay, Okay, maybe we
- 41:19Speaker 2: send her to Paul Mitchell and you go every day
- 41:22Speaker 2: and you let them help you out with this hair
- 41:24Speaker 2: because it's gonna take them too. We see even get
- 41:26Speaker 2: that ship out because you cannot tell me it's not
- 41:29Speaker 2: tank like the hair is.
- 41:30Speaker 1: It's we don't know where that starts to where it
- 41:33Speaker 1: ends and and what's is.
- 41:35Speaker 3: It a wing or is it? Is it tied in?
- 41:39Speaker 3: You just I don't know. Like I said, this exends
- 41:42Speaker 3: my expertise. I don't know what that is. It doesn't
- 41:45Speaker 3: look like it's of earth. It looks like when movies.
- 41:49Speaker 2: When it's like the end of Times that people only
- 41:51Speaker 2: can live out in the wild and they got.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Some berries and shit like that. That's how the hair looks.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Well, Okay, so Aisha has gone to a facility.
- 42:01Speaker 3: And and we don't work. We're gonna work with Bonita
- 42:05Speaker 3: is just on probation. Probation, there's there's hope.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Okay, right here, there's hope, whereas the other lady needs help.
- 42:15Speaker 3: The hope and help.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Help is on the way. Okay, So we meet Bonita.
- 42:22Speaker 1: She says she's very into nature and talking to the
- 42:25Speaker 1: trees and astrology. And she goes, oh, I believe in horoscopes,
- 42:29Speaker 1: but only listen when the resonate.
- 42:32Speaker 2: That's what I do too. I said that, say Libra,
- 42:37Speaker 2: but now it's really Sagittarius.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Lisa Barlowe, I talked to the trees, Oh my god.
- 42:42Speaker 1: And she has a company called Woo Sant Juices. Now
- 42:50Speaker 1: I may get flak for this, Okay, Okay, well.
- 42:53Speaker 3: See it won't be the first time. I won't be
- 42:55Speaker 3: the last time. She just doesn't seem that smart to me.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Whosant is a word that means having great power or influence.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Well, you're not a wig influencer at all, that's for
- 43:08Speaker 2: damn sure.
- 43:09Speaker 1: I think she liked it because it sounded like another
- 43:11Speaker 1: word that starts with the P.
- 43:14Speaker 3: I didn't like the fact that she was juicying.
- 43:16Speaker 2: With no gloves on and with her handmade sign, their
- 43:21Speaker 2: handmade signed juicing dirty cell phone on her shoulder like
- 43:24Speaker 2: a pair of key talking to her. H there were
- 43:28Speaker 2: so many things just going wrong and with this, with
- 43:31Speaker 2: this chick, she is not the big business.
- 43:34Speaker 3: Plan that she's got going on.
- 43:36Speaker 1: She also does body sculpting. M she's also a bartender.
- 43:41Speaker 2: And she made you seat frightening that usually goes along
- 43:45Speaker 2: with that those those things that you mentioned. Uh.
- 43:48Speaker 1: And she makes adult waffles. Now, I didn't understand the
- 43:53Speaker 1: adult waffles at all at so all.
- 43:58Speaker 2: When I first heard the adult I thought that it
- 44:01Speaker 2: was like infused with th a c.
- 44:04Speaker 4: Okay, but no, but that's really not the case.
- 44:07Speaker 3: They're just the She makes.
- 44:11Speaker 1: Waffles that look like penises with sausage on the inside.
- 44:14Speaker 1: And I can't remember what she said she makes for
- 44:16Speaker 1: the female ones, but I was like, is there a
- 44:19Speaker 1: market for adult waffles?
- 44:23Speaker 2: No, because I can go the rest of my days
- 44:26Speaker 2: without having an adult waffle. I mean, get the waffle on
- 44:28Speaker 2: a piece of sausage and I'm good. They don't have
- 44:30Speaker 2: to be wrapped up in one in the shape of
- 44:33Speaker 2: a dick. We've we've used the word dick a lot
- 44:37Speaker 2: since the first episode of this season and this one
- 44:39Speaker 2: right here.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the dick check, yeah yeah, yeah.
- 44:43Speaker 3: All right, No I don't, I don't. I don't get
- 44:46Speaker 3: the adult waffles.
- 44:48Speaker 4: She's got six jobs, so at least she's a hard worker.
- 44:52Speaker 1: So her friend Juju was there and she's talking to
- 44:54Speaker 1: her and she says, you know, yeah, I've been with
- 44:58Speaker 1: Demand since twenty eighteen. She has a six year old
- 45:03Speaker 1: with him. Later it says the child's five and they've
- 45:07Speaker 1: been off and on for seven years. She has two daughters.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Her youngest daughter, Dior, is five, and that's who she
- 45:13Speaker 1: has with Demand. She says she just wants one more kid.
- 45:16Speaker 1: She wants to have a son with Mumu and then
- 45:18Speaker 1: that's it. She has done with kids. They're engaged, she's
- 45:22Speaker 1: engaged to move more as they are, and she knows
- 45:24Speaker 1: she where's the ring? You know, where's the wedding planning?
- 45:27Speaker 1: I don't know, but she saw us a.
- 45:29Speaker 3: Ring on her picture? Yeah, I don't know if you
- 45:31Speaker 3: notice that? No, so she does. Everyone else is I
- 45:35Speaker 3: face like this for their picture? She's like this for hers.
- 45:39Speaker 3: I can't believe you missed that one. I miss that. Listen.
- 45:42Speaker 1: I don't feel good girl, I'm on the sign of
- 45:46Speaker 1: effect to struggle bus. So he now was on the phone,
- 45:50Speaker 1: and now he tells his mom, you know I love
- 45:52Speaker 1: Gigi for real.
- 45:53Speaker 4: Now a few minutes ago you said just getting to
- 45:55Speaker 4: know her.
- 45:56Speaker 1: He says, I love Gig for real, but I also
- 45:59Speaker 1: love Bonita and I want to be in like that
- 46:01Speaker 1: Polly relationship. And Mom's like, oh lord, and she goes,
- 46:05Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do? And he says, tell Gigi,
- 46:08Speaker 1: I'm coming home to her, and tell Bonita that my
- 46:12Speaker 1: release date got pushed so she won't be waiting on me.
- 46:16Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure. Mom goes along. Here's the thing.
- 46:19Speaker 2: If you want to have a Polly relationship, they have
- 46:22Speaker 2: to know about each other because you're all going to
- 46:24Speaker 2: live together.
- 46:26Speaker 4: Right that he's stupid and Mom, okay.
- 46:33Speaker 2: That's why men ain't ship right now, because you got
- 46:35Speaker 2: mother's like this. They instead of telling him, no, if
- 46:38Speaker 2: you want to do this, you do it yourself. I'm
- 46:40Speaker 2: not going to be a part of this foolishness.
- 46:42Speaker 1: And she goes this, their relationship seems a little bit
- 46:44Speaker 1: of it's a little weird, it is.
- 46:47Speaker 3: So they're talking head.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Mom goes, I hope it's going to work out with
- 46:50Speaker 1: Gigi because it's something new and I think he needs
- 46:52Speaker 1: something new. It was toxic with Bonita, and I just
- 46:55Speaker 1: love my son, so I'll help him out with whatever
- 46:57Speaker 1: he wants to do. You should have told your son
- 47:00Speaker 1: you're getting out, You're gonna be with this girl, Gigi.
- 47:01Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fuck with this Bonita girl. If you
- 47:03Speaker 1: want to do something with that, don't even tell me about.
- 47:05Speaker 3: It, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
- 47:08Speaker 1: So she meets with Gigi, who immediately compliments her and
- 47:11Speaker 1: helps her with her shoes, and she's like, oh my god,
- 47:14Speaker 1: cheap strap can loose.
- 47:18Speaker 3: I just thought she like, you know, I'm one for
- 47:20Speaker 3: cheap clothes, but they can't look che right. There's a difference.
- 47:24Speaker 3: Just carry on, carry leave her alone.
- 47:27Speaker 1: Mom loves her, thinks Gigi is great, and she says,
- 47:31Speaker 1: you know, MoU is always saying MoU MoU is always
- 47:35Speaker 1: saying nice things about you, and I'm excited about your
- 47:37Speaker 1: future together and what do you have planned? And Gigi says, well,
- 47:42Speaker 1: you know MoU MoU again, he's very intelligent and we
- 47:47Speaker 1: want to invest in businesses together and we have a buddy.
- 47:50Speaker 3: Here we go, here, we go, here, we go.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Now Let's remember now, Gigi is a hairstylist, which she
- 47:57Speaker 1: probably makes a lot of money doing that.
- 47:58Speaker 3: Because we saw her work. It looks great, right, And
- 48:01Speaker 3: she's a nursing student. She's trying to be a nurse.
- 48:04Speaker 3: She's got earning potential. This girl. Look, it is always this.
- 48:08Speaker 2: We want to be a power couples and people's investing
- 48:13Speaker 2: generational wealth. There's so much more to being a power couple.
- 48:19Speaker 2: There's no such thing as a power couple. Let's just
- 48:22Speaker 2: put it that way. That's just that's one of those
- 48:24Speaker 2: new words that are.
- 48:25Speaker 1: You Beyonce and jay Z? Are you the Beckhams? Like
- 48:28Speaker 1: these are power couples.
- 48:29Speaker 2: These are rich people like rich like well, never know, okay,
- 48:34Speaker 2: but it's always we're gonna open up all these businesses.
- 48:36Speaker 3: Well with what's smart? What smart? So does he have
- 48:39Speaker 3: to open up any kind of business?
- 48:42Speaker 4: And butch and they're always talking about investing, investing, he
- 48:46Speaker 4: just means in jail.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:47Speaker 2: They just think these things equal power couple. And it's like, bitch,
- 48:51Speaker 2: you don't even know if he's coming home to you
- 48:52Speaker 2: or not.
- 48:53Speaker 3: Right four four marks.
- 48:57Speaker 2: He can't afford to invest in anything except for I
- 49:00Speaker 2: don't know, education, child for child support.
- 49:05Speaker 1: Yeah, oh God bless and Gigi goes. I just can't
- 49:08Speaker 1: wait to see him in daddy mode. I know he's
- 49:10Speaker 1: such a great dad. She says he is, and the
- 49:13Speaker 1: talking head mom says, you know, Gigi is very well rounded.
- 49:16Speaker 1: I like her a lot, you know, but mumma's not
- 49:19Speaker 1: too sure about her. So I'm just gonna support him.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Five minutes ago, he said he loved her.
- 49:24Speaker 3: I was going home with her.
- 49:24Speaker 2: So and I cannot get past the name Bonita because
- 49:28Speaker 2: there was this song in the eighties on Progress.
- 49:30Speaker 3: So he's Beanita Applebomb. Hey han, hey.
- 49:33Speaker 2: Han, everybod say her name. That is all I can
- 49:37Speaker 2: think about. And just how she seems like she's not fast.
- 49:43Speaker 2: I don't want to say the word, but she just
- 49:46Speaker 2: she's real quick to the slow Bonita.
- 49:48Speaker 1: You think mm hmmm when I when I hear Bonita,
- 49:52Speaker 1: I just think of the Madonna son a lot isla Bonita.
- 49:56Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 50:00Speaker 1: We got some names here. We got Moo Moo, we
- 50:02Speaker 1: got goddess, and we got Beanita.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:04Speaker 2: I love the fact that they are calling him MoU
- 50:08Speaker 2: as a nickname to his nickname.
- 50:12Speaker 3: Next it's going to be m M you know right. Yeah.
- 50:17Speaker 1: So now then Mom tells Gigi. She goes, we're going
- 50:20Speaker 1: to need to rent a U haul to get his stuff,
- 50:22Speaker 1: and you know, I thought it was in the storage unit,
- 50:25Speaker 1: but turns out it's all at Beanita's house. And she's like, oh,
- 50:30Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go to Banita's house to get
- 50:32Speaker 1: his stuff. And she goes, yeah, now, what do you
- 50:34Speaker 1: know about Bonita? And Gigi goes, all I need to
- 50:38Speaker 1: know is they're not together, and Mom goes yeah, and
- 50:43Speaker 1: she says, well, listen, he's excited to start this new
- 50:46Speaker 1: chapter with you. So hopefully y'all can all be adults
- 50:49Speaker 1: and have mutual respect, you know, for the mother of
- 50:52Speaker 1: the children and all that. And she says absolutely, if
- 50:54Speaker 1: I have respect that, you know, everything will be fine. Mom,
- 50:57Speaker 1: we've seen how this goes now, we said. But Bonita
- 51:01Speaker 1: over there at her juicing stand on speaker with her
- 51:05Speaker 1: with her phone and her shirt, and she says, I'm working,
- 51:08Speaker 1: but she's talking to him and he says, oh, yeah,
- 51:12Speaker 1: I can't.
- 51:12Speaker 3: Wait to see you.
- 51:12Speaker 4: I missed the shit out of y'all for real, and
- 51:14Speaker 4: she goes, we.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you when you come out. We
- 51:18Speaker 1: don't know if this is his youngest child or his
- 51:20Speaker 1: oldest child. We don't know, mm hmm. So the doctor
- 51:24Speaker 1: head God says, Look, I don't want any surprises. I
- 51:27Speaker 1: don't want any drama, and I don't really want him
- 51:30Speaker 1: talking to those bitches, those other baby mamas.
- 51:32Speaker 3: But it is what it is. Yeah, and I'm talking ahead.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Takita mom says, when Bonita finds out about Gigi, crossing
- 51:40Speaker 1: my fingers and hoping it works out because Bonita knows nothing, nothing, nothing,
- 51:45Speaker 1: So what's the hell when they go get me? What
- 51:49Speaker 1: happens when they go get well, I don't.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Feel like I feel like that is a mom thing
- 51:53Speaker 2: that has nothing to do with me. Going to go
- 51:55Speaker 2: get his stuff, no matter where his stuff is. That
- 51:58Speaker 2: doesn't have anything to do with me, no matter where
- 51:59Speaker 2: it's going you, no matter where it's going to.
- 52:01Speaker 3: And I feel bad for God.
- 52:02Speaker 2: It's because there is nothing like dealing with the baby
- 52:05Speaker 2: mama who still wants your man.
- 52:07Speaker 3: Yeah, and she may have four it.
- 52:08Speaker 2: It and because I've been there, done that, and it is.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Not cute.
- 52:15Speaker 1: And we saw it last season with what's his name
- 52:17Speaker 1: and what's her name and what's her name? With them
- 52:18Speaker 1: just speaking of a bad wig, you know, with the
- 52:21Speaker 1: blonde the blonde hair with the girl that then got
- 52:23Speaker 1: the meth charges and she had the three kids and
- 52:28Speaker 1: the cute girl that was the hairdresser that had the
- 52:31Speaker 1: guy that said stitching.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Oh uh de Mondrac and yeah Mondra. I can't remember
- 52:38Speaker 2: the girl's name. Yeah, yeah, it is for I live
- 52:42Speaker 2: through this. It is horrible. It is so stressful. It
- 52:47Speaker 2: is so traumatic to have to go through this. And yeah,
- 52:51Speaker 2: and I have to go through it pregnant.
- 52:53Speaker 3: Mm hmmm hm.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Okay, let's go on, right, Monique and Titus. Okay, all right,
- 53:08Speaker 1: this was good eighteen months until Titus's release allegedly. So
- 53:14Speaker 1: her sisters, who we know from the last time she
- 53:16Speaker 1: was on, are coming to see your house. And she says,
- 53:19Speaker 1: you know, I haven't told my sisters too much about
- 53:21Speaker 1: Titus because last time I told them too much. And
- 53:24Speaker 1: then we see the fist fights that these sisters got
- 53:27Speaker 1: in with little guys.
- 53:29Speaker 4: What was it, Derek Derek sisters? Yeah, wow, that was crazy.
- 53:35Speaker 3: Good old days.
- 53:37Speaker 2: I know how you hate to see fights, but that
- 53:38Speaker 2: was a good fight right there.
- 53:40Speaker 3: I was. I like football fights.
- 53:43Speaker 4: I like people that are playing football and then they
- 53:44Speaker 4: get in a fight.
- 53:45Speaker 2: I like that, I know, and this is just where
- 53:48Speaker 2: we we have so many things that we have in common,
- 53:51Speaker 2: and then we just kind of shift because you know,
- 53:54Speaker 2: I watched Zeus and that's all they do on Zeus Network.
- 53:58Speaker 3: It's fine, but it's nothing like a good clock and
- 54:03Speaker 3: it's like, God, I don't know what I mean.
- 54:06Speaker 1: I just like it in football when they start getting
- 54:07Speaker 1: mad at each other, or basketball, but football she's better.
- 54:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:11Speaker 1: So even Davi will send me videos. You're like, oh, well,
- 54:14Speaker 1: you've missed this football fight.
- 54:15Speaker 3: Let me see it. Okay.
- 54:19Speaker 1: So she says, I can't talk too much about my
- 54:24Speaker 1: ex because he put a restraining order on me. Why
- 54:31Speaker 1: did Derek put a restraining order on her? If he
- 54:33Speaker 1: back in jail anyway?
- 54:35Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, I can see Monique stalking him.
- 54:41Speaker 3: Oh yeah, most definitely.
- 54:43Speaker 2: I think she's one of those people who refuses to
- 54:46Speaker 2: let go and I can see him. I can see
- 54:48Speaker 2: her trying to mess up his new relationship. I can
- 54:51Speaker 2: see him going to Starbucks since she's there, she's already
- 54:55Speaker 2: ordered his drink and his name is on the cup already.
- 54:58Speaker 3: I believe he had some reason to get a restraining
- 55:02Speaker 3: order against her, I do well, I would just approve
- 55:05Speaker 3: that shit without evidence.
- 55:06Speaker 4: If you ever get to talk to her, maybe you'll
- 55:09Speaker 4: find it.
- 55:10Speaker 2: She ain't gonna talk to me, Poodle, nor met, she said,
- 55:15Speaker 2: forget those pink shape people, that whole group.
- 55:20Speaker 1: So all her sisters know about Titus is that he
- 55:24Speaker 1: lives in Ohio and that's where she has moved, and
- 55:26Speaker 1: that he's incarcerated. Of course, So the sisters arrived at
- 55:31Speaker 1: Sylvia and Calandra and they arrive and they're like, a girl,
- 55:34Speaker 1: where's your furniture.
- 55:36Speaker 2: She is the second person to come to her home
- 55:40Speaker 2: and say where's your furniture because it is highly suspicious,
- 55:43Speaker 2: like what are you doing?
- 55:44Speaker 1: And she says, well, when I first moved here, I
- 55:46Speaker 1: didn't know if I was going to stay. Everything was
- 55:48Speaker 1: a bit rocky. But now it's okay, and they're like, okay,
- 55:50Speaker 1: so where's your furniture? You gotta get like a cat.
- 55:53Speaker 3: I still got an excuse not to have.
- 55:54Speaker 1: A couch, an end table, something something, And her sister
- 56:00Speaker 1: are like, yeah, that last situation with Derek that was
- 56:02Speaker 1: like too much drama and too much fighting, So we're
- 56:04Speaker 1: here to see what's up and I cannot.
- 56:08Speaker 2: Her sister Calandra. Every time her name is mentioned, I
- 56:10Speaker 2: think about that. What's that tomato juice? Clam juice drink?
- 56:16Speaker 1: Yes, it's called it's like it's like climata, Like it's
- 56:22Speaker 1: like clam and tomato put together.
- 56:24Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, that's all I think about. Whenever they say.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Or name, I just see Calandria. But there's no I
- 56:31Speaker 1: it's Calandra because it's Silvia's You think it'd be Silvia
- 56:34Speaker 1: and Clandria.
- 56:34Speaker 3: But Caandria, but it's Klandri. Yeah.
- 56:37Speaker 1: So, Monique says, I really want my sisters to like Titus.
- 56:41Speaker 1: But whether they approve or not, you know, I'm gonna
- 56:44Speaker 1: do what I'm gonna do.
- 56:45Speaker 3: You cannot expect from me to like someone who's in prison.
- 56:48Speaker 3: How am I going to get to know them? How
- 56:50Speaker 3: would I get to know them?
- 56:52Speaker 4: What is he coming to the barbecue? I don't think so, Monique.
- 56:58Speaker 3: So she tells her sisters, he's I've been in prison
- 57:00Speaker 3: for thirteen years, and you just move states to go
- 57:08Speaker 3: and be with him. And she says, they said, well,
- 57:12Speaker 3: have you've been to visit She says, no, I'm scared
- 57:14Speaker 3: to go to the prison. I don't want to.
- 57:15Speaker 4: Visit him in prison.
- 57:17Speaker 3: Then don't date a prisoner.
- 57:19Speaker 2: Because how else are you gonna Okay, it just doesn't
- 57:22Speaker 2: make sense at all.
- 57:23Speaker 1: No, but we are going to go meet up with
- 57:26Speaker 1: his cousin, Jamal, who he was in prison with.
- 57:28Speaker 3: We're going to go meet with him.
- 57:30Speaker 1: So Titus calls Monique and the sisters are like, we
- 57:33Speaker 1: can't see him. So they take the phone into the
- 57:35Speaker 1: shadecause they're sitting outside, and they're like, what is your
- 57:38Speaker 1: intention with our sister?
- 57:39Speaker 3: And they're being very I thought you're being night I
- 57:42Speaker 3: mean yeah.
- 57:44Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm on love on her, I guess
- 57:47Speaker 1: and they're like you guess, well you better be sure,
- 57:50Speaker 1: you better be sure what is the plan? And he goes,
- 57:52Speaker 1: I don't know what the plan is. I'm gonna come
- 57:54Speaker 1: home and take it from there.
- 57:55Speaker 3: You know.
- 57:56Speaker 1: I've got a son to take care of and his mother.
- 57:58Speaker 1: I have to take care of her two And they're like,
- 58:00Speaker 1: what now, who.
- 58:01Speaker 3: Huh, huh? Why do you gotta take care of her?
- 58:05Speaker 3: For what reasons? Huh? Are y'all married? What is going?
- 58:09Speaker 2: Like? Nothing but question marks came up when he said
- 58:13Speaker 2: that he probably shouldn't have said that. He should have
- 58:16Speaker 2: just kept that close to the chest.
- 58:18Speaker 1: And the sisters go, excuse me, now what they said, Now,
- 58:21Speaker 1: we don't like this. We want her to pack up
- 58:23Speaker 1: her bags and go right on back to Chicago. We
- 58:25Speaker 1: did not know that there is a We understand that
- 58:28Speaker 1: there might be a child. But you got to take
- 58:29Speaker 1: care of that child's mother.
- 58:31Speaker 2: What she's been doing fine the last thirteen years, taking
- 58:36Speaker 2: care of herself and the child.
- 58:38Speaker 3: So why do you have to get out of prison
- 58:39Speaker 3: and take care of her? And as this a thirteen
- 58:41Speaker 3: year old, a sixteen year old, and nineteen year old
- 58:43Speaker 3: no irea. The boy probably twenty five.
- 58:47Speaker 1: So in the talking to Ed, he says, I have
- 58:49Speaker 1: a very close relationship with the mother of my child,
- 58:53Speaker 1: and she's been riding with me for years. And I
- 58:57Speaker 1: told Monique that my baby, you've been.
- 59:00Speaker 3: In prison thirteen years. The kid's at least thirteen. It's
- 59:04Speaker 3: not a baby. But okay, I.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Told Monique the baby's mom knows about her. But in reality,
- 59:10Speaker 1: the baby's mom has no clue.
- 59:12Speaker 2: And here's my thing, what reason would you have to
- 59:15Speaker 2: hide the fact that you're dating Monique to your baby mama,
- 59:19Speaker 2: Because either they're still married exactly, or they never broke up.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Yep, And this woman has been riding with him for
- 59:26Speaker 1: thirteen years.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Yes, says now it's way more to the story. Yeah.
- 59:31Speaker 1: So the sisters go back to the table and they
- 59:33Speaker 1: were like, okay, girl, you know, he says he's not
- 59:37Speaker 1: sure what he's gonna do when he gets out because
- 59:39Speaker 1: he has a son to deal with it and a
- 59:40Speaker 1: baby mama.
- 59:41Speaker 3: Now what's up with that? Did you know about the
- 59:44Speaker 3: baby mama? And what do you know?
- 59:46Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I feel like they've been together
- 59:48Speaker 1: like ten years.
- 59:50Speaker 3: He's been in prison for thirteen years.
- 59:52Speaker 2: Thirteen years, she's I mean the math a mathon how
- 59:56Speaker 2: does he have a baby with somebody's unique math?
- 59:59Speaker 3: Is my unique math?
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: And Monique goes, we talked about it, and when he
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: gets out, if we live together, that's cool. And if
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: we don't live together, that's cool too, But we're still
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: going to be together as a couple.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: But you move space because you assume y'all were going
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: to live together, right, because that just doesn't make sense.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: But what otherwise? Just stay in Chicago. Yeah.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: So they're like, look, Monique, we think you need to
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: really take your time and rethink this. And they're not
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: being aggressive or mad or and Monique says, well, I'm
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: not entertaining this conversation. And they're like, but wait, we're
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: not going to even be allowed to talk about this,
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: and she goes, well, we get the when he goes,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: I get the feeling you were aggressive with him on
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: the phone.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: And they were like, we were not.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: We were just asking him heard heard Yeah, And he goes,
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: why'd you have to ask him that? Why didn't you
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: ask him like, what's your favorite color?
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: What do you like to do? Because I'm not dating him?
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: Need to know those things? What do you like to do?
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Go out to the yard?
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: I mean, he's been in prison thirteen years. What could
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: he like to do? He doesn't play pistol ball, he's
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: not playing my song?
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: What do you mean? What do I like to do?
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: He likes to make hooch? I mean, what do you mean?
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: And they say why would we don't care what his
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: favorite color is? They said, we're just dumbfounded to see
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: you dating someone and you don't know this person at all,
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: and you've never seen him in person.
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: Yeah, And they said your last relationship was so crazy.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: We just felt like we needed to come here and
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: we need to know about him, and she goes, you don't.
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: No, you don't.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: So they get up to walk off and they go, hey, money,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: you left your phone on the table. So you see
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: the cameras are kind of like scuttling around and all
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: of a sudden, right boom, she hits the ground like
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: she faints, but she laid it on our butt.
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: But Kisha, she fell, she fainted, Okay, so you're so mean,
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: you're laughing. I'm worried.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: I'm like, does she have a heat stroke? Is because
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: she's on this diet. She didn't eat en off like
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: I was worried.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: Follow her.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: She followed her, ask her she used to be in
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: a bitch a minute ago.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: So okay, emergency, Keisha, girl, that wouldn't know a medical emergency.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: So people are saying, I saw.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: That because someone goes calling an ambulance okay, right, and
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: people are like, well, why would you need to do
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: that as a person who was a very large size Okay,
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: And I was speaking for myself, Okay.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: The fall is one thing.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: The getting up from the fall is a crisis within itself.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: And in this case, they do need to call the
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: fire department.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: They need help getting her up. And I'm not being mean.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: I at my big backside. It is not easy to
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: get up from a fat fall.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: Is which what I called it for myself.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: Okay, you cannot. It is very very It is worse
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: than the fall. Yeah, okay, you will probably hurt yourself
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: more trying to get up.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: You need help. They need help.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: I think that is the right decision for them to make. Now,
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: I'm not fat shaming. I am speaking from full personal experience, okay.
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: And the getting up is more embarrassing than the fall itself.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Well, you gotta roll over on all fours and all
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: to stand up from that position.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: And for a person your size, that seems easy to do.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: Once you're on all fours, it's not it. No, you
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: need you need assistance. And this is how I know
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: some of y'all have never watched all five hundred episodes
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: of my six hundred pound life, because we have seen
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: this before. Yes, I had fallen and needed a whole
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: bunch of help. And like I said, you can hurt
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: yourself more from the get up than from the fall.
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: The people on.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: That Love After, like a Facebook group, were like, oh
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: my god, she slipped on all her lies. I mean
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: the amount of stuff that they were putting, the things
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: that she slipped on the things that she fell on.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: They're like, I mean that shit was funny.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: I saw. So I said to her, a lash, just
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: fly off with the ground. They are. They are brutal, brutal.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: I'm brutal with honesty.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: They are when they posted that picture of Mumu's mom
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: and people and they're like, why are y'all trying to
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: tear this woman down? She looks beautiful, And then the
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: people would go after that person that said she looked like.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: If I would have.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Said, like what I said here, like my gosh, I
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: thought she looked great, I would have been So I
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: just watched what happened to other people when they said
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: they thought she looked good, and I, hey, here's.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: The thing like that.
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: You don't even have to say something bad in that group.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: You could say have a nice day in that group.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: That's that's why the fuck you think the day is good?
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: Who do you think you are to say today is good?
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: What are you like? They're there, it's for us to
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: say they're mean serious. I'm scared. I'm scared. I want
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: you know.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: The entire time I've been up here recording, which has
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: been over an hour, Anna and Dave have been shoveling.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: I've been hearing them the entire time. Oh no, I know.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: And I told Dad this shovel, shovel, shovel. They've been
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: shoveling and shovel shoveling for an hour.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: I have to say something. So I have seen the
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: comments about that I'm loud sometimes on the show.
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: I appreciate the fat, but I free.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: I appreciate the fact that people say we love Keisha,
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: but she comes off too loud.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm not sure what I'm doing with the microphone.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: I think it's because I move and sometimes I'm back here. Yeah,
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: sometimes I get up closed, so I think it's louder. Yeah,
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm gonna work on my my skills.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: I did not go to broadcasting school.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: But I hear you. I hear you.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Okay, well listen, you sound the same to me every
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Back in the day when we first started recording together,
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: I was like, you gotta turn your volume all.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: The way down. Yeah, well, I do remember that.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: But but no, I don't find you to be loud
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: at all. If I well, I mean maybe.
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: I think you're just used to it. Next time on
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: Love during lock up.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Aisha is going to go visit Michale and she says,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: I'm just going to be devastated and everything if everything
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: he has said is a lie.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Well wait a minute, what if what if she goes
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: to visit him and they get it mixed up with
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: the other.
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: Person and she goes to visit the other.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: It's some old guy comes out with a cane and
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: like a white mustache. It was like, hell, yeah, he's
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: in there for murder and he's got like six gear
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: drop tattoos. Right, Oh my god. Justin talks to Emily
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: and he says, you know, we gotta we gotta figure
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: something out here. We got to be sure we're putting
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: each other first, meaning like you don't need to be
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: a hooker anymore. We see all I wrote was we
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: see a new person. I don't know who they are. Yeah,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: I got no information. And then we I remember Kaylee
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: and Mike. She's got the four kids. We hear Kaylee's mom.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Okay, so remember with the bad plastic surgery that she
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: got done, that she spent nine thousand dollars on.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I don't know if it was bad, but she had
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: she got a mommy makeover. But she got four kids, yes,
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: and three to four baby. Dad's not sure.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: And we see Kaylee's mom, who remember, as a compulsive gambler,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: was a table terrible parent, say that Mike's mom is conniving.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: But then we see Mike's mom saying Kaylee's mom has
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: stolen all the Kaylee's money.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: Oh, it's gonna be.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: A battle of the mother's it is, I like the
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: battle of the mom.
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: And they're married, right, Kaylee and Mike.
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: They're mad, yeah, they are. They're like, when's dad coming home?
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: It's like, this, ain't your dad.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: That ain't your dad. That ain't your sister's dad. That's
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: not your other sister's dad either. This is a totally
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: new person right here.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: It's a new dad, new dad. Who does That's it?
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Everybody, Thank you for listening to mugshot Monday, God willing.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: There's no power outage.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: I will be back with Kimberly tomorrow for before the
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: ninety days.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: You guys.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: If something happens with the power and I can't record,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: I will go and sit in my car and just
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: do audio. I don't know, but wherever you are, fingers
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: crossed your bearing with this weather, and yeah, just whatever
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: they tell you to do hunker in your house. I
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: don't unless the tree falls on your house and they
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: don't stay in that house. Yes, weather is bad and
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: we're gonna get it for a few more days, I think,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: so listen.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: I think we're down for two more days. If I'm
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: not mistaken, at least you don't look.
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: Like, Oh good god, at least you don't have that.
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: That was a jump scare. I'm sorry.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: I don't mean to sayashus blonde wig. What I need
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: to do is get Lisa of Lisa and stay in
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: and put her next to that and see if we can.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: But we could tell what that was. Well, both of
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: them were bad. That's right, that's right, yes.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: All right, Well next week we'll see what wigs we
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: have for Keisha to go through, and uh, we'll.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: See you guys next week.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Make sure you're following the Liberlune with Keisha, and you're
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: following Picture Pod on social media, and make sure you're listening.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: Wherever you get your podcasts.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: If you feel nice, give somebody a five star review.
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: We could always use it. We love that. We love.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: If you ain't got nothing that nice to say, down,
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: say just say nothing. Just go listen to something. This
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: scroll off. Okay ni kisha bye.