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Unfiltered & Unapologetic: What Women Really Want in a Man · All About The Joy

• 0:05
  Carmen Lezeth: oh my god, oh my god, oh so people, oh, you know what?
• 0:08
  Ash Pauls: it's weird.
• 0:10
  Carmen Lezeth: She's being very nice, but her name is andrea, okay, yeah.
• 0:14
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I guess she doesn't care, but I call her ons.
• 0:19
  Carmen Lezeth: I call her ons, like o-n-s.
• 0:21
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know if she wants other people to call her ons, I'll call her andrea.
• 0:24
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, do you care if other people call you ons, or is that just?
• 0:27
  Carmen Lezeth: Uh, well, I'm not really your family because I'm not going to hawaii, so, whatever, I guess everyone can call you whatever they want.
• 0:33
  Andrea Nunez: I want to go to hawaii uh, it's weird if people, if it's not organic, let's put it that way yeah, okay.
• 0:41
  Carmen Lezeth: So, ash, you want to go to hawaii with me in like a couple months, without andrea?
• 0:45
  Carmen Lezeth: I think we should do that.
• 0:49
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I think it's just weird, andrea, what are you thinking about?
• 0:53
  Carmen Lezeth: Andrea's like?
• 0:54
  Andrea Nunez: I'm over this story I'm just reading the comment.
• 0:57
  Andrea Nunez: No, I'm I'm very happy to hear that you're not in pain anymore.
• 1:01
  Andrea Nunez: I mean, that's what I've been asking you every time that I see you like does it hurt, are you still in pain anymore?
• 1:04
  Andrea Nunez: I mean, that's what I've been asking you every time that I see you, like, does it hurt, are you still in pain?
• 1:07
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah, I know.
• 1:08
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm actually like I wish I could cancel my appointment to Dr Gerhard, who you know I have to go see in December.
• 1:16
  Carmen Lezeth: But I don't need to see him, I'm good.
• 1:17
  Carmen Lezeth: Why do you want to cancel?
• 1:19
  Andrea Nunez: it though.
• 1:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Because you know the trauma of always going over there is hard.
• 1:22
  Carmen Lezeth: It's not hard.
• 1:24
  Ash Pauls: I just don't want to go, it's like a checkup for after the surgery.
• 1:29
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, we were supposed to, because I didn't want to go.
• 1:32
  Carmen Lezeth: I had a phone conversation with him.
• 1:34
  Carmen Lezeth: His assistant set up a phone conversation and so we had a phone conversation like a month ago, a month and a half ago, it was the eight week, whatever and I was like, okay, well, thank you, dr G, it was nice to talk to you and I'll see you in a year, because I knew I had to go see him in a year after surgery.
• 1:51
  Carmen Lezeth: And he was like yo, wait up what's happening here.
• 1:54
  Carmen Lezeth: And I was like, yeah, I'm done right, I don't need to call you for anything, and he in and we have to do a three month checkup.
• 2:02
  Carmen Lezeth: But I think he did that because I didn't go in last time, probably.
• 2:08
  Andrea Nunez: It's important for him, I'm sure, to be able to see what your progress is.
• 2:12
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah, that's kind of what he said he said he's hot.
• 2:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, he's hot.
• 2:20
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, he is hot, but we didn't like him before, so it didn't matter that he was hot.
• 2:26
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah Well we didn't know he had the mask on.
• 2:29
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, but he's got a nice body and he's tall and he's got all them things happening.
• 2:33
  Carmen Lezeth: But yeah, he had a mask on.
• 2:35
  Andrea Nunez: What I said.
• 2:36
  Andrea Nunez: He's athletic looking right.
• 2:39
  Carmen Lezeth: He's athletic looking, yeah Well you know what I learned?
• 2:43
  Carmen Lezeth: What I learned is because, you know, I did my research and then I had my second opinion with Dr Yoon, who also is the same thing.
• 2:50
  Carmen Lezeth: A lot of orthopedic surgeons not all of them, but a lot of them used to be jocks, right, so they choose to go into a different like because he's a sports orthopedic surgeon, right.
• 3:00
  Carmen Lezeth: He handles mostly soccer teams and whatever Soccer stuff all over the walls, yeah, and he has, like that picture with Tiger Woods or whatever.
• 3:09
  Andrea Nunez: Soccer players have great bodies, I have to say.
• 3:12
  Carmen Lezeth: What who?
• 3:12
  Carmen Lezeth: Soccer players?
• 3:14
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh, yeah, soccer players.
• 3:15
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, cause I know so many of them and I watch soccer.
• 3:18
  Carmen Lezeth: I do not, I do not.
• 3:20
  Carmen Lezeth: But yeah, watch it for the dudes, watch it for the dudes, watch it for the dudes, yeah, sports is not.
• 3:28
  Andrea Nunez: I dated a soccer player when I was in high school.
• 3:31
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm not surprised by this, yeah for a half second.
• 3:34
  Carmen Lezeth: But look at, james is like, incidentally, a coach to soccer for 16 years.
• 3:38
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm dying laughing.
• 3:44
  Carmen Lezeth: That's actually funny, james, aren't you married?
• 3:47
  Carmen Lezeth: James is married, as am I.
• 3:50
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh okay, football players have tight buns.
• 3:54
  Carmen Lezeth: When we say football, we mean soccer, right yeah?
• 3:58
  Ash Pauls: I think it means football, football, but yeah.
• 4:02
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I don't know about men crashing into each other.
• 4:05
  Ash Pauls: That does nothing for me yeah, they're like they end up smashing their heads into each other and then they end up with like alzheimer's early.
• 4:10
  Ash Pauls: I don't want to deal with that.
• 4:12
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I know yeah, although I wouldn't push a hot football player away, you know, just for the enjoyment of the moment is what I'll say.
• 4:23
  Carmen Lezeth: Like Tom Brady, I don't care what any of you say, I don't want to hear nothing.
• 4:30
  Carmen Lezeth: That boy is fine, fine With a Y, f-y-n-e.
• 4:35
  Carmen Lezeth: He does nothing for me, absolutely.
• 4:36
  Carmen Lezeth: That's not your type, but you and I have very different tastes.
• 4:39
  Carmen Lezeth: What's your flavor, ash?
• 4:42
  Carmen Lezeth: What kind?
• 4:43
  Carmen Lezeth: I know, andrea and I, we are completely.
• 4:46
  Carmen Lezeth: Yes, kevin, he does have a nice ass.
• 4:49
  Carmen Lezeth: I know that's what you meant.
• 4:51
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, ash, who like what celebrity?
• 4:58
  Carmen Lezeth: So we can get an idea of your flavor.
• 5:00
  Ash Pauls: I like, honestly like mine.
• 5:02
  Ash Pauls: I don't like for me.
• 5:03
  Ash Pauls: I don't like guys that are shorter than me by seven and I don't like guys who are skinny and like scrawny, because I don't want to feel like the more masculine of the two.
• 5:13
  Carmen Lezeth: I want to feel, you know, like protected or whatever, and then Andrea likes skinny guys who are rockers, rockers, rock stars or musicians, I would have said that in like 1987 or something look at kevin selma hayek.
• 5:31
  Carmen Lezeth: He didn't even put none.
• 5:32
  Carmen Lezeth: James, I am married for 20 years.
• 5:37
  Carmen Lezeth: I love to flirt with all humans.
• 5:39
  Carmen Lezeth: My wife knows that and I like to say I can look at the menu, I just can't order anything.
• 5:44
  Carmen Lezeth: I think we talked about this last time.
• 5:48
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't mess with married men the minute I know.
• 5:50
  Carmen Lezeth: That's why you know it's so funny.
• 5:52
  Carmen Lezeth: My surgeon, like, even when I first met him, well, I mean, I had so many issues going into this, so like the last thing I was thinking about was like let me see how hot the people like I was in trauma mode about my pain, but on top of it I saw his ring.
• 6:05
  Carmen Lezeth: The minute you know what I mean.
• 6:06
  Carmen Lezeth: Like in the minute that happens, I'm out.
• 6:08
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't even look at married men.
• 6:11
  Carmen Lezeth: It just does nothing for me and it's not some like high quality, like oh, Carmen, you're so on.
• 6:16
  Carmen Lezeth: Hell, no, I would never hurt another woman on purpose.
• 6:21
  Ash Pauls: Never Go to the guy and the guy's wife.
• 6:24
  Ash Pauls: It's respect all the way around.
• 6:26
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh, now I see what's happening.
• 6:27
  Carmen Lezeth: James just said Andrea looks like my wife a little Hell.
• 6:33
  Andrea Nunez: He talked about this last time too.
• 6:34
  Andrea Nunez: I have that face where I look like you know.
• 6:37
  Andrea Nunez: No, no, james is being very specific.
• 6:40
  Carmen Lezeth: Ash.
• 6:40
  Carmen Lezeth: So what celebrity are we looking at for you?
• 6:44
  Carmen Lezeth: Name a few, name a few, so we get a flavor.
• 6:47
  Ash Pauls: Bruce Willis.
• 6:48
  Ash Pauls: I think he's hot, even old Bruce.
• 6:51
  Ash Pauls: Willis is like 100 years old.
• 6:53
  Ash Pauls: I totally agree.
• 6:54
  Ash Pauls: Even at this age he's hot, and Chris Hemsworth.
• 7:00
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh, okay, I'm right there with you, yay.
• 7:04
  Ash Pauls: I don't think he's cute.
• 7:05
  Ash Pauls: Who?
• 7:05
  Ash Pauls: I don't like Brad Pitt?
• 7:07
  Ash Pauls: I don't think that's cute.
• 7:08
  Ash Pauls: Okay, that's weird.
• 7:10
  Ash Pauls: And he gets worse as he gets older.
• 7:12
  Ash Pauls: It's not cute.
• 7:15
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm so confused because I feel like Chris Hemsworth, brad Pitt, robert Redford are all kind of the same kind of man, you know what I mean.
• 7:22
  Carmen Lezeth: They have that same blonde look thing.
• 7:24
  Carmen Lezeth: Are all kind of the same kind of man.
• 7:25
  Carmen Lezeth: You know what I mean.
• 7:25
  Carmen Lezeth: They have that same blonde look thing.
• 7:26
  Carmen Lezeth: I think they're all good looking, but, wow, you think I think brad pitt is getting better looking.
• 7:29
  Carmen Lezeth: Let me just could I interrupt for one moment.
• 7:33
  Carmen Lezeth: Let me just say, after watching the eternals and I have never said this about any other woman, but let me tell you, and I am definitely a cis, is that what you say?
• 7:41
  Carmen Lezeth: Cis, heterosexual, whatever heterosexual woman who loves men?
• 7:44
  Carmen Lezeth: But Angelina Jolie, I'm like, why are you so beautiful?
• 7:51
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't understand how gorgeous.
• 7:53
  Carmen Lezeth: And in the movie she's gorgeous.
• 7:56
  Ash Pauls: I just hate for how she looks, but I think there's way more girls than that To me.
• 8:06
  Ash Pauls: You know how we look at it, like oh, I really love her eyes.
• 8:08
  Ash Pauls: Like I wish I had eyelashes like that.
• 8:09
  Ash Pauls: Or like you know something that you would want to see in some way.
• 8:12
  Carmen Lezeth: No, oh, I think she's gorgeous.
• 8:14
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, who do you think is gorgeous as a woman?
• 8:16
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know.
• 8:17
  Ash Pauls: I just don't like the big like fish lips thing.
• 8:20
  Ash Pauls: Weird, I don't like that.
• 8:22
  Carmen Lezeth: I think those are her natural lips, though Andrea's not saying one word.
• 8:25
  Carmen Lezeth: I think those are her natural lips.
• 8:27
  Carmen Lezeth: Those are her natural lips, though.
• 8:31
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, that I appreciate because it is.
• 8:33
  Ash Pauls: I've seen her since she was pretty young and I think they are.
• 8:35
  Ash Pauls: But okay, who do I think for women?
• 8:39
  Carmen Lezeth: And their daughter Brad Pitt's daughter and Angelina Jolie's daughter is absolutely gorgeous.
• 8:45
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, kevin, halle Berry is gorgeous.
• 8:48
  Ash Pauls: I think is really pretty.
• 8:50
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I'm waiting for Andrea.
• 8:53
  Carmen Lezeth: She's like saying nothing.
• 8:57
  Andrea Nunez: Well, yeah, angelina Jolie is definitely gorgeous, as is Halle Berry.
• 9:00
  Andrea Nunez: I'm trying to think of who I would.
• 9:02
  Andrea Nunez: I don't know.
• 9:03
  Andrea Nunez: When you ask like, nobody comes to mind.
• 9:07
  Carmen Lezeth: Well, I mean other than myself, other than you, carmen Eve the rapper, beautiful, yes, oh, look at James working his magic, I think, andrea.
• 9:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Carmen Ash is a gorgeous woman, okay no, that's not gonna make up for it.
• 9:22
  Carmen Lezeth: No.
• 9:23
  Andrea Nunez: I feel like I'm at a bar right now.
• 9:25
  Carmen Lezeth: I know, right, that's the whole point we're at a bar.
• 9:28
  Carmen Lezeth: If I think of a woman that is not just gorgeous but a great talent, I think of someone like Angela Bassett, who just should have won a couple of Oscars way before Haley Berry, by the way.
• 9:41
  Carmen Lezeth: I think Haley Berry is wonderful, but I saw that performance in Monster, and when I think of Angela Bassett not that we have to compare these two women, just women of color and Oscar winning I look like Sam Greer.
• 9:54
  Carmen Lezeth: Thank you, I'm going to take that as a compliment.
• 9:57
  Carmen Lezeth: People used to say I looked like Jennifer Beals, which used to piss me off because that was my role in Flashdance and I would have never been able to audition for that role.
• 10:08
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, so men wise.
• 10:11
  Carmen Lezeth: Wow, that's so weird, ash.
• 10:12
  Carmen Lezeth: Because I was.
• 10:14
  Carmen Lezeth: I was thrown byuce willis, then I gave you back when you said chris hemsworth, and then thrown again by brad pitt.
• 10:21
  Carmen Lezeth: So I still haven't gotten your flavor yet.
• 10:22
  Ash Pauls: I don't know picky, like I don't know, like to me I would date a regular guy who was chubby, as long as, like, it's about the face.
• 10:31
  Ash Pauls: For me I don't care about the body, if it's bigger, if it's tone, I don't care about that.
• 10:38
  Andrea Nunez: Like.
• 10:38
  Ash Pauls: I'd rather just a regular looking guy, body wise, but it's the face.
• 10:43
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I'm just saying he has to be an Avenger, that's the, that's.
• 10:47
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm just yeah, he totally does, he has to be there we go and Jason Momoa, Can we have all of that please?
• 10:59
  Andrea Nunez: I mean just Lenny Kravitz with no shirt on.
• 11:01
  Andrea Nunez: Let's just do that all day, please.
• 11:04
  Ash Pauls: They have long hair and they are definitely both men, yeah.
• 11:08
  Andrea Nunez: I like long hair Keanu Reeves.
• 11:11
  Andrea Nunez: I also like Jack Black.
• 11:13
  Andrea Nunez: Jack Black is funny as shit, though Funny is important?
• 11:17
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I don't think Money Did you just say, money is important, funny Money.
• 11:23
  Ash Pauls: Funny.
• 11:23
  Ash Pauls: He would be a rock star, but I think he'd almost be like hard to have a serious conversation with.
• 11:30
  Ash Pauls: You know, he has one of those faces where you just start laughing like Bubbles from Trailer Brook Boys Like that.
• 11:37
  Carmen Lezeth: Just look at them and start giggling the second they come on yeah, I don't care about funny I don't think that's seriously, no, no, I mean you know like to me there's just that there's gonna be a natural.
• 11:50
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't think I'm funny, but people say I'm funny all the time.
• 11:53
  Carmen Lezeth: I just I'm saying like I think there's a natural thing that happens.
• 11:56
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't want a comedian, I don't.
• 11:59
  Ash Pauls: I want a guy.
• 11:59
  Ash Pauls: Okay, my family.
• 12:01
  Carmen Lezeth: Well, I want someone who's performative.
• 12:02
  Ash Pauls: Okay, don't talk over, ash.
• 12:04
  Ash Pauls: I'm sorry, it's okay, but my family, when we're having Christmas dinner with all these crazy drunken newbies, you got to be, whether you're a little kid just learning to walk or, like you know, grandparents, that's like on the way out.
• 12:19
  Ash Pauls: If someone turns on music, you have to be willing, in no matter where you are in the house, just to drop everything and bust a move.
• 12:25
  Ash Pauls: No matter how bad you are, you just got to do it and have fun, and to me, that's something unique and different.
• 12:32
  Ash Pauls: I want a guy.
• 12:32
  Ash Pauls: That's something unique and different.
• 12:43
  Carmen Lezeth: I want a guy that's dancing, though that will just jump up and start like dancing like a goofball with my, with my stepmom or whoever.
• 12:45
  Carmen Lezeth: To me that would be the ultimate right there.
• 12:46
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, but when you said funny, when Andrea said funny, that's not what I.
• 12:48
  Carmen Lezeth: That, to me, is more.
• 12:49
  Carmen Lezeth: You know someone who's spontaneous and can just live life Like I think funny, like I could never date someone like a Jack Black or like a Jim Carrey, I mean for so many reasons.
• 12:58
  Carmen Lezeth: Like I would never want to date someone who's continuously funny and making jokes.
• 13:03
  Carmen Lezeth: It's just not my thing.
• 13:04
  Carmen Lezeth: But funny is just part of the personality.
• 13:07
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, like I like that type of person to watch on TV, but if they were like that all the time, no, that's too much.
• 13:12
  Carmen Lezeth: I actually would like someone who's more serious.
• 13:14
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm being I'm being honest.
• 13:15
  Carmen Lezeth: I like someone who's athletic, serious, um, these would be like.
• 13:21
  Carmen Lezeth: I mean, I'm open to any of it actually, but like, if I think of the guys that I've dated in the past.
• 13:26
  Carmen Lezeth: Carmen wants a bit vin diesel is not my type, but more so than not for sure not oh, but vin diesel does nothing for me, because he's too wait, what'd you say?
• 13:40
  Ash Pauls: I said as long as he keeps his mouth shut, he's good yeah, he's too brutish to me.
• 13:45
  Carmen Lezeth: He's too brute.
• 13:46
  Ash Pauls: I don't like the brute news I like a guy who appears like you said brian.
• 13:50
  Ash Pauls: Oh, it's brian, no kevin.
• 13:52
  Ash Pauls: It said no one likes nice guys.
• 13:53
  Ash Pauls: I like guys who appear all aggressive and manly but treat me like a princess.
• 13:56
  Ash Pauls: So yeah, it's chris hemsworth.
• 13:56
  Ash Pauls: It's Brian O'Kevin.
• 13:57
  Ash Pauls: It says no one likes nice guys.
• 13:57
  Ash Pauls: I like guys who appear all aggressive and manly but treat me like a princess.
• 13:58
  Carmen Lezeth: So, yeah, it's Chris Hemsworth, it's Chris Hemsworth If he wasn't like, like, if he was more 40-ish, like a 40-something.
• 14:06
  Carmen Lezeth: Chris Hemsworth is the part he's big, he's muscular, he's great, but he's funny, he's adorable.
• 14:12
  Carmen Lezeth: You know he has a great wife and kids, which makes him even sexier.
• 14:16
  Carmen Lezeth: You know what I mean.
• 14:17
  Carmen Lezeth: It makes him more like.
• 14:18
  Carmen Lezeth: You can see he could be a serious family man.
• 14:20
  Carmen Lezeth: He has a business.
• 14:23
  Ash Pauls: Matt Damon's called Daniel Craig.
• 14:24
  Ash Pauls: He's kind of hot for his age.
• 14:26
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, I think he's cute, matt Damon.
• 14:28
  Carmen Lezeth: I would never date Matt Damon.
• 14:30
  Ash Pauls: I just can't stand him or the other one, Agree Rick, because not all the funny people actually are happy.
• 14:38
  Carmen Lezeth: It's sort of a face they're putting on we all thought Robin Williams was funny, but clearly he was not.
• 14:44
  Andrea Nunez: Yes, rick, he reminds me of, well to say, jim Carrey, kind of reminds me a little bit of Robin Williams, where it's like funny all the time, Always.
• 14:52
  Andrea Nunez: You know it's performatively funny, as opposed to Carmen, like me and you.
• 14:57
  Andrea Nunez: We get on the phone and laugh our asses off for two hours.
• 14:59
  Andrea Nunez: Right, right, right, that's fun, that's funny, you know.
• 15:02
  Andrea Nunez: It's not someone who's constantly trying to make me laugh.
• 15:06
  Carmen Lezeth: Right, yeah, I think there's just a natural thing to it.
• 15:08
  Carmen Lezeth: I maybe misunderstood what you said, but funny just isn't even on my list.
• 15:12
  Carmen Lezeth: I actually like someone who's a lot more serious.
• 15:14
  Carmen Lezeth: It's just, I know, like when I think of funny, I think of it a different way.
• 15:17
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm serious enough.
• 15:20
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't need someone serious.
• 15:21
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I just.
• 15:22
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know if it's You're so mean, andrea, it's not serious.
• 15:30
  Carmen Lezeth: I know who you dated and I know your husband.
• 15:32
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm going to knock you down every time.
• 15:38
  Carmen Lezeth: Knock you down every time.
• 15:40
  Carmen Lezeth: She's never coming back after this.
• 15:42
  Carmen Lezeth: She's never coming back.
• 15:43
  Carmen Lezeth: Who's Jane Marini?
• 15:47
  Ash Pauls: Because performing funny is different than being just organically funny.
• 15:51
  Ash Pauls: When you're around people and having fun, naturally then acting, and so they should be doing stand-up in that moment oh, no hard.
• 16:00
  Carmen Lezeth: No on the henry cavill too.
• 16:01
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't see what people think is so hard about him.
• 16:04
  Carmen Lezeth: Cavill, cavill, whatever his life, he's superman.
• 16:06
  Carmen Lezeth: He does nothing for me well, and he isn't he like super hardcore right wing, whatever the fuck, I don't even know.
• 16:15
  Andrea Nunez: Well, we can't get into politics.
• 16:16
  Carmen Lezeth: Right, I can't separate it.
• 16:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, me neither.
• 16:20
  Carmen Lezeth: But brian is right wing, kind of sort of.
• 16:22
  Carmen Lezeth: Well, I'm just saying yeah um, how about, um, how did you guys feel about george clooney?
• 16:28
  Carmen Lezeth: I never was interested in him, but I do think he married up.
• 16:32
  Andrea Nunez: I do think he married up really, yeah, which is, which is what he should have done.
• 16:36
  Andrea Nunez: He's charming.
• 16:37
  Andrea Nunez: To me, that's someone who's funny, the right kind of funny.
• 16:39
  Andrea Nunez: He's charming, he's funny yes.
• 16:42
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, that I can agree with.
• 16:43
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, but wait, ash, what did you say?
• 16:47
  Ash Pauls: He's handsome, but not for me.
• 16:50
  Ash Pauls: He's not for me either.
• 16:51
  Ash Pauls: Other people would like him, but I don't.
• 16:52
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, Matt Damon's cool.
• 16:58
  Carmen Lezeth: I really like him, but I don't want to date him.
• 16:59
  Carmen Lezeth: What's his other one there, also from Boston, he's the Batman, which I think he's the worst Batman.
• 17:03
  Carmen Lezeth: What's his name?
• 17:04
  Carmen Lezeth: Netflix, nothing for me, he's nothing.
• 17:09
  Ash Pauls: He's too jockey.
• 17:09
  Ash Pauls: He's that typical boy.
• 17:11
  Ash Pauls: You went to high school with that boyish.
• 17:14
  Carmen Lezeth: They just do nothing for me at all.
• 17:16
  Carmen Lezeth: Like I really like a specific kind of guy.
• 17:18
  Carmen Lezeth: They have to be clean-cut, manly but adorable.
• 17:22
  Carmen Lezeth: Like I want the perfect manly but adorable.
• 17:27
  Carmen Lezeth: Like Idris Elba really was fire for me when I first saw him because he's clean-cut, but then he got married so I was like and I'm done.
• 17:36
  Carmen Lezeth: Now I'm just trying to think who else I would be totally Chris Hemsworth again if he was older.
• 17:43
  Carmen Lezeth: Andrea ruined Brad Pitt for me.
• 17:47
  Carmen Lezeth: Look at James Sorry, I'm married because you made a good point.
• 17:52
  Carmen Lezeth: He is kind of he seems like he might be kind of dumb.
• 17:55
  Carmen Lezeth: I can't say that he is because he's an executive producer and some of the most amazing work.
• 18:01
  Carmen Lezeth: But oh, look at andrea.
• 18:03
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, we're not going to talk about brad pitt because clearly I have a lot of respect but, agreed though yeah, yeah, jesus, even the best pole vaulter can't hit that bar y'all claim to one.
• 18:19
  Carmen Lezeth: It's very true, that's true.
• 18:21
  Carmen Lezeth: I ain't even gonna, and you know what?
• 18:23
  Andrea Nunez: Brian, this isn't you know.
• 18:25
  Andrea Nunez: We're just out here.
• 18:26
  Andrea Nunez: Oh, I'm not dreaming.
• 18:28
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm being exactly on point.
• 18:30
  Carmen Lezeth: The bar is so high it's not even a question for me.
• 18:35
  Carmen Lezeth: That's why I'm single and I take responsibility for that.
• 18:38
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, my sister likes the dude from Bridget.
• 18:42
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, but he's like a child.
• 18:43
  Carmen Lezeth: He does nothing for me.
• 18:45
  Carmen Lezeth: I forget his real name.
• 18:47
  Carmen Lezeth: Start investing in jetpacks.
• 18:50
  Carmen Lezeth: Brian's all angry.
• 18:51
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh, we all love Keanu.
• 18:55
  Andrea Nunez: Everybody loves Keanu.
• 18:56
  Carmen Lezeth: Nothing wrong with keanu yeah oh, ash, ash is gonna negate.
• 19:02
  Carmen Lezeth: I still don't know what ash's type is.
• 19:03
  Carmen Lezeth: You don't like keanu?
• 19:06
  Ash Pauls: Like I think I can see where other people would really like him and there's moments where he's gorgeous and then other times where it's just doesn't do nothing.
• 19:14
  Andrea Nunez: He just had a new photo shoot drop.
• 19:16
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah, he did.
• 19:20
  Carmen Lezeth: Here's the thing about.
• 19:21
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, there are certain men, Andrea, you and I have talked about this before.
• 19:24
  Carmen Lezeth: There are certain men.
• 19:25
  Carmen Lezeth: They may not be your type, but they got all kinds of sex appeal.
• 19:28
  Carmen Lezeth: What's the guy from Law Order?
• 19:30
  Carmen Lezeth: We all love him.
• 19:31
  Carmen Lezeth: What's his name?
• 19:32
  Carmen Lezeth: The guy from Law Order, SVU, the bald guy With the nice ass, With the nice oh, shout out to his ass, but everybody loves him.
• 19:47
  Carmen Lezeth: He's not my type, but totally sex appeal.
• 19:50
  Carmen Lezeth: And also Jean-Luc Picard was a big one for me growing up.
• 19:53
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, he's like bald and old, but there was something sexy about Jean-Luc Picard, Like there are just certain men Look at Ash is like absolutely I am not on board with that.
• 20:06
  Ash Pauls: Little to no hair, but I don't want it to be like it's been buff smooth and it shines off.
• 20:11
  Ash Pauls: He's bald, it's not his fault.
• 20:14
  Ash Pauls: No, but I don't like it.
• 20:15
  Ash Pauls: It's gross.
• 20:16
  Ash Pauls: But wait why do you like Bruce Willis as bald as all hell?
• 20:20
  Ash Pauls: It's not the same.
• 20:22
  Ash Pauls: It's like.
• 20:22
  Ash Pauls: I don't like this kind of thing.
• 20:26
  Ash Pauls: It's oily and gross.
• 20:28
  Ash Pauls: Oh my God.
• 20:33
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm sorry.
• 20:33
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, ash, you have now revealed your high-maintenance life.
• 20:37
  Carmen Lezeth: I was like she likes bald guys.
• 20:39
  Carmen Lezeth: Now you're like absolutely not.
• 20:40
  Carmen Lezeth: It cannot be shiny.
• 20:41
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, you know what?
• 20:42
  Carmen Lezeth: Maya.
• 20:44
  Andrea Nunez: You talk really hard.
• 20:45
  Andrea Nunez: You need a modifier on your head.
• 20:48
  Andrea Nunez: She's all excited about them.
• 20:50
  Ash Pauls: If you're balding, whatever this is, guys, do don't do that, just shave it.
• 20:54
  Ash Pauls: Whatever this extra stuff is, yes, Rick Costa's apologizing to James.
• 21:02
  Carmen Lezeth: Rick Costa's like sorry, james, because James is balding, right, or he is balding, it's shiny.
• 21:08
  Ash Pauls: It doesn't have the oily, greasy shine that.
• 21:17
  Andrea Nunez: I need to make sure I put some powder on before I.
• 21:19
  Andrea Nunez: I know I got worried.
• 21:21
  Carmen Lezeth: I got a little Ash is like.
• 21:23
  Carmen Lezeth: So, ash, can you tell me what I can do to look better, please?
• 21:27
  Carmen Lezeth: I have a shot, let me see if I can change my my lighting.
• 21:32
  Carmen Lezeth: But Rick Costa, andrea, you should know Rick, but I will also tell you that he again, I'm giving you just a little bit of flavor, although it doesn't matter if you follow people right now, because you follow that none of us are following.
• 21:47
  Carmen Lezeth: But Rick is really cool, but he is very religious in the Jesus form.
• 21:52
  Carmen Lezeth: So I'm just giving you a heads up.
• 21:53
  Carmen Lezeth: Well, no, because I know you have issues with a lot of different types, like I do but, yeah, but he's cool, but he's cool, he's cool.
• 22:08
  Carmen Lezeth: Shiny, happy people, Eric, oh my God, you're like Ed Norton in American History X.
• 22:13
  Carmen Lezeth: That look, did you like that?
• 22:16
  Carmen Lezeth: Ash?
• 22:16
  Carmen Lezeth: Mike is really trying to find someone for you, yul.
• 22:20
  Andrea Nunez: Brynner.
• 22:27
  Carmen Lezeth: She won't know who that is.
• 22:28
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm not bald.
• 22:31
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm not bald.
• 22:32
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm not bald.
• 22:32
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm excited that, as I'm getting older and my boobs are drooping, I have huge boobs, which I know.
• 22:42
  Carmen Lezeth: Whatever, I cannot be mad at men for having balding issues, like you know what I mean.
• 22:47
  Carmen Lezeth: Like I, I've let that go.
• 22:49
  Andrea Nunez: I don't care if men are bald or hairy Balding is fine, but don't try to act like you have hair.
• 22:54
  Andrea Nunez: That's the part that's so the co-worker has to go.
• 22:58
  Andrea Nunez: What about back hair?
• 22:59
  Andrea Nunez: Just take it all off.
• 23:01
  Andrea Nunez: It's better for everybody involved.
• 23:04
  Ash Pauls: But I said, if a guy has a carpet on his back he should be slapped.
• 23:17
  Andrea Nunez: I think that's a no-go.
• 23:17
  Andrea Nunez: I don't mind chest hair, body hair, but back hair like that makes me want to vomit.
• 23:19
  Andrea Nunez: You don't want to do anything like a fucking aggressive about it.
• 23:20
  Carmen Lezeth: You know what's so funny?
• 23:21
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm just loving hearing you because I realize that I am low maintenance compared to you.
• 23:26
  Carmen Lezeth: Like all that stuff is fixable, some men don't even know that they can wax their back or whatever.
• 23:32
  Carmen Lezeth: You know what I mean.
• 23:33
  Carmen Lezeth: Like I'm not worried about you.
• 23:34
  Carmen Lezeth: You just too funny.
• 23:36
  Carmen Lezeth: Exactly, ash, that's a nice transition.
• 23:38
  Carmen Lezeth: To men need to manscape though, come on it's.
• 23:43
  Ash Pauls: You know what, though, women?
• 23:45
  Andrea Nunez: are expected to take care of it all, don't act like you're exempt.
• 23:48
  Andrea Nunez: If you're a man like take care of it all, don't act like you're exempt.
• 23:53
  Carmen Lezeth: If you're a man Like, take care of your shit.
• 23:55
  Carmen Lezeth: Hi, blaze.
• 23:55
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, blaze is a hot man, okay, hey, all you beautiful people dropping in to say good morning and hope everyone has a great turkey day tomorrow.
• 23:59
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, let me tell you why I think Blaze is hot.
• 24:01
  Carmen Lezeth: First of all, blaze came on my show when I was interviewing people, which I will be picking up again.
• 24:08
  Ash Pauls: But he never.
• 24:08
  Carmen Lezeth: He always has on a hat or whatever.
• 24:09
  Carmen Lezeth: But he did his hair and everything.
• 24:12
  Carmen Lezeth: And then he didn't smoke on my show and he just showed such and I didn't ask him to do any of that.
• 24:16
  Carmen Lezeth: And then all of a sudden he went up like 15 levels.
• 24:19
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm like, ooh, blaze is hot.
• 24:21
  Carmen Lezeth: See, like that matters to me.
• 24:23
  Carmen Lezeth: That matters to me when you show who you are, yep.
• 24:35
  Andrea Nunez: I take care of my shit, just um, this discussion is absolutely fascinating.
• 24:37
  Andrea Nunez: Way back in like the early 2000s, that was that.
• 24:38
  Andrea Nunez: Uh god, what were they calling guys?
• 24:40
  Andrea Nunez: No, I didn't hear what you said at first, but back in the early 2000s there was like a, a term for guys who like took care of what the hell.
• 24:48
  Andrea Nunez: Was it metrosexual, metrosexual?
• 24:51
  Carmen Lezeth: yeah, that's here's my thing.
• 24:55
  Carmen Lezeth: Here's my thing about men and taking care of themselves.
• 24:59
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm all for it, but I don't want to see you doing it right so, and I know that's not fair, but I don't want like.
• 25:05
  Carmen Lezeth: I had this guy I dated once I won't say who he is because Andrea will know.
• 25:08
  Carmen Lezeth: He was like why don't we go get our nails done?
• 25:10
  Carmen Lezeth: I was like, oh hell to the no, I am not going to go and get my nails done with my man.
• 25:16
  Carmen Lezeth: That's just he can go get his nails done at a different time, but that is not something we're going to share together.
• 25:21
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, he was way too much.
• 25:22
  Carmen Lezeth: He was so much more high maintenance than I am and I don't even think I'm that much high maintenance when it comes to getting ready or whatever but I just knew it was too much.
• 25:32
  Ash Pauls: No, not at the same time, in the same place as your girl.
• 25:37
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, no, no, james, I think it's good for men to take care of themselves, and pedicures are all fine.
• 25:41
  Carmen Lezeth: You deserve to be beautiful and whatever.
• 25:44
  Carmen Lezeth: I just don't want to do it with you as a thing we do together.
• 25:46
  Carmen Lezeth: I want you to come out me not knowing that you did all that work, just like I do Magic.
• 25:54
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, this is me naturally when I wake up in the morning.
• 25:56
  Carmen Lezeth: It really is.
• 25:57
  Andrea Nunez: I would go and get manicures and pedicures.
• 25:59
  Andrea Nunez: Well, I don't do that anyway, but I would go.
• 26:02
  Andrea Nunez: I just wax.
• 26:04
  Andrea Nunez: I don't want to be involved with that.
• 26:07
  Andrea Nunez: Take care of that on your your own, but I'll go get some pedicures.
• 26:11
  Andrea Nunez: I don't want someone in my massage no, what about joint massages?
• 26:17
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know what that means.
• 26:18
  Carmen Lezeth: You mean next to each?
• 26:19
  Ash Pauls: other.
• 26:19
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, like you each have a bed, you're both getting a massage at the same time are?
• 26:26
  Carmen Lezeth: we on a beach.
• 26:26
  Carmen Lezeth: Wait, wait.
• 26:27
  Carmen Lezeth: Have you taken me to like haw or the beach?
• 26:30
  Carmen Lezeth: I'll do it with you, I'm good.
• 26:34
  Andrea Nunez: Don't get involved with my massage.
• 26:36
  Andrea Nunez: That's for me.
• 26:37
  Andrea Nunez: You go, do your thing.
• 26:38
  Andrea Nunez: I'm going to relax.
• 26:40
  Andrea Nunez: Okay, james, we can come and sit down together after, but don't be involved in my massage.
• 26:45
  Carmen Lezeth: No, james, it was awkward a little bit.
• 26:47
  Carmen Lezeth: I was getting my back waxed.
• 26:49
  Carmen Lezeth: I walked out of the room and one of my neighbors was getting a pedicure and I was like, hello, no, that's weird.
• 26:54
  Carmen Lezeth: What do they call it?
• 26:56
  Carmen Lezeth: Waxed from the back to the belly?
• 26:58
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't even know.
• 27:00
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know what that means.
• 27:03
  Carmen Lezeth: Getting waxed on your back and belly, is that a?
• 27:06
  Ash Pauls: thing Right up around your belly.
• 27:10
  Carmen Lezeth: That's a lot of hair, but okay, I don't know.
• 27:13
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, can we talk about what we?
• 27:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, this is how I know I do not do things for a man, cause I am not in a relationship.
• 27:23
  Carmen Lezeth: And during all this surgery and COVID, I was waxing myself.
• 27:27
  Carmen Lezeth: I mean Brazilian style, I did it all myself.
• 27:30
  Carmen Lezeth: I was all up there with my leg up.
• 27:33
  Carmen Lezeth: I was like this is how I know.
• 27:35
  Carmen Lezeth: This is not for no man.
• 27:37
  Carmen Lezeth: Yeah, I could not handle how much hair I had grown.
• 27:39
  Carmen Lezeth: De-wolfification sounds like torture.
• 27:45
  Carmen Lezeth: Eric doesn't know about waxing.
• 27:47
  Carmen Lezeth: Eric doesn't know about waxing.
• 27:49
  Carmen Lezeth: Eric, you don't manscape.
• 27:50
  Carmen Lezeth: There's too much information.
• 27:53
  Carmen Lezeth: That's funny, the wax around.
• 27:55
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know about the back.
• 27:57
  Carmen Lezeth: Do men have a lot of back hair?
• 27:58
  Carmen Lezeth: Is that a thing?
• 28:00
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know.
• 28:03
  Carmen Lezeth: I tend to date men who are probably a little bit more metrosexual than I can admit.
• 28:08
  Carmen Lezeth: If I'm thinking about it, yeah, I probably do.
• 28:13
  Carmen Lezeth: But manscapedcom Are you serious?
• 28:17
  Carmen Lezeth: Oh my God.
• 28:18
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, what is the craziest thing you've done for a date?
• 28:22
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, I'll answer first.
• 28:25
  Carmen Lezeth: I know what I did, and this was back in the day.
• 28:27
  Carmen Lezeth: Remember, thongs were the thing and I went on a first date and it was the first time I wore a thong and I was like the whole time so uncomfortable you remember that girl, carmen, that that woman that used to go to the waxing woman and she would do like the jewels she would wax.
• 28:46
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah, I didn't do that, but I, you know I went to her to get waxed and I cause you recommended her, but I didn't.
• 28:54
  Carmen Lezeth: She was good, but she's very expensive.
• 28:55
  Carmen Lezeth: She's in Beverly Hills.
• 28:56
  Carmen Lezeth: She still works today, but I don't do.
• 28:58
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't go to her, but yeah, but that I thought was fun If you knew you were going to be enjoying that kind of evening.
• 29:04
  Carmen Lezeth: I'm saying, the first time I wore a thong was the first time I went out on a date, because I thought it'd be sexy and it was the most like for me.
• 29:11
  Carmen Lezeth: I thought I'd feel sexy.
• 29:12
  Carmen Lezeth: It was so wrong and I hated it.
• 29:16
  Carmen Lezeth: I remember being and then we never saw each other again and that never.
• 29:19
  Carmen Lezeth: He never saw that either.
• 29:20
  Carmen Lezeth: It was just like a weird, prettier thing.
• 29:23
  Carmen Lezeth: It was the dumbest thing I ever did and I wore thongs for a while after that.
• 29:27
  Carmen Lezeth: But thongs are just wrong.
• 29:28
  Carmen Lezeth: I I don't know, I don don't like them, I don't even like them.
• 29:32
  Ash Pauls: To be honest with you, I don't think they look that nice.
• 29:34
  Ash Pauls: Thongs, yeah, I don't think they look that nice.
• 29:38
  Ash Pauls: I think like boy shorts or something cute like that's better on a girl, or just like regular bikini cap, but thongs it's like I don't know, make sure.
• 29:46
  Ash Pauls: I wore the thing for a moment.
• 29:48
  Ash Pauls: I can't think of anything to prepare for.
• 29:51
  Andrea Nunez: I mean, I would get waxed and stuff, but I'd do that anyway.
• 29:54
  Ash Pauls: That's normal.
• 29:55
  Andrea Nunez: Yeah, that's normal, I did get like a full Brazilian once.
• 29:58
  Andrea Nunez: I don't do that.
• 29:59
  Andrea Nunez: But and that was like oh, I'm full Brazilian always.
• 30:03
  Andrea Nunez: I'm naked completely, in every possible way.
• 30:08
  Andrea Nunez: This is, I don't know, completely in every possible way.
• 30:10
  Carmen Lezeth: This is, I don't know.
• 30:11
  Carmen Lezeth: No, no, I mean, I think that's the thing is, once you get a Brazilian Ash, you know what a Brazilian is.
• 30:15
  Carmen Lezeth: Right, I'm not trying to be rude, I just don't know if they call it something different in Canada, but once you get a Brazilian, you can't go back.
• 30:20
  Carmen Lezeth: It's true, though.
• 30:21
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, yes, you can.
• 30:22
  Ash Pauls: Yes, you can yeah.
• 30:38
  Andrea Nunez: Okay, so we've been like I don't I'm.
• 30:39
  Carmen Lezeth: I am a woman, I am not 10.
• 30:39
  Carmen Lezeth: I do not want to look like wait blazing.
• 30:40
  Carmen Lezeth: You don't know what a brazilian is.
• 30:41
  Carmen Lezeth: Sweet love, is he being funny?
• 30:44
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know.
• 30:45
  Carmen Lezeth: Brazilian is when you wax, your put in pain completely.
• 30:52
  Carmen Lezeth: So there is no hair down there at all.
• 30:55
  Ash Pauls: Yeah, you just go, completely hairless.
• 30:57
  Carmen Lezeth: Which you're a vajayjay, can I?
• 30:59
  Carmen Lezeth: Say vajayjay on here, not off the top of my head, you completely wax all the hair.
• 31:05
  Carmen Lezeth: So all in there and everywhere in the booty area, all of it.
• 31:09
  Carmen Lezeth: I think I said it as nice as I could possibly is a public service announcement.
• 31:13
  Andrea Nunez: To teach people right.
• 31:16
  Carmen Lezeth: So, um, I don't think it looks like a little kid down there, like what.
• 31:20
  Carmen Lezeth: That's the weirdest thing.
• 31:22
  Andrea Nunez: I think that's weird to say that that's just.
• 31:27
  Andrea Nunez: I just didn't, i't, I did not like it.
• 31:30
  Carmen Lezeth: No, no, and I will always remember that sex in the city episode.
• 31:33
  Carmen Lezeth: Cause it's so true, like the minute you get a gray hair down there, that's when you know it's over.
• 31:38
  Carmen Lezeth: Like there will never be a hair down there that is gray, so I just pull that shit out.
• 31:43
  Carmen Lezeth: It don't matter, it's out.
• 31:44
  Carmen Lezeth: That's what happens when you get a little older.
• 31:46
  Carmen Lezeth: Do you hear the nether regions?
• 31:48
  Carmen Lezeth: What is it called for?
• 31:49
  Carmen Lezeth: A guy, a ball, zillion.
• 31:51
  Carmen Lezeth: Do men get that waxed, do they?
• 32:05
  Andrea Nunez: Yes, they do, are you kidding?
• 32:07
  Andrea Nunez: Oh my god, that is so funny.
• 32:08
  Andrea Nunez: A ball zillion.
• 32:10
  Carmen Lezeth: I don don't know that's so funny.
• 32:13
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, I think we're going off on a tangent here.
• 32:16
  Carmen Lezeth: I don't know.
• 32:17
  Carmen Lezeth: This was not what I intended for our conversation.
• 32:19
  Carmen Lezeth: Okay, it's not what I intended.
• 32:22
  Carmen Lezeth: All right, everyone, I'll let you guys go um.
• 32:25
  Carmen Lezeth: You guys can remove yourselves, because I don't want to do what.
• 32:28
  Carmen Lezeth: Michael, you know how he like what do they call it Russian flush Like he ends people for them and like they might be like and then they're cut off.
• 32:36
  Carmen Lezeth: All right, take care.
• 32:40
  Carmen Lezeth: Bye, guys, I'm going to.
• 32:41
  Carmen Lezeth: Thanks for stopping by.
• 32:42
  Carmen Lezeth: All About the Joy.
• 32:43
  Carmen Lezeth: Be better and stay beautiful folks.
• 32:46
  Carmen Lezeth: Have a sweet day.