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Dirty Little Secret:You Won’t Believe What She’s Been Faking · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: Little secret.
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  Speaker 3: Makes one O two point nine, a bailly, a kid,
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  Speaker 3: can of slow pads, producer poo and your secrets anytime
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  Speaker 3: you want, just bring them eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 3: seven at one O two nine. It doesn't matter what
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  Speaker 3: kind of secret it is, as long as it's legal
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  Speaker 3: for the most part. Sometimes sometimes I even put on
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  Speaker 3: a legal secret. I had the police call before and
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  Speaker 3: ask to get that person's name, but I don't have it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, so I don't get their names. I'm sorry, police.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody asked me that over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I saw somebody there like, do you ever get in
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  Speaker 3: trouble for some of the dirty little secrets?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like no, I mean, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: We're not saying names or taking contacts, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where you are exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I might end up in a court case soon, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sure over one. But that's fine, all right, you have
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  Speaker 3: a secret. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, So this is probably gonna make people mad, But
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  Speaker 1: I fake having ADHD?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what you fake having ADHD?
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  Speaker 1: Well, So, first of all, I don't actually think I
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  Speaker 1: have ADHD obviously, because that's fake, and I honestly think
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  Speaker 1: a lot of it's like overdiagnosed. Like doctor and pharmaceutical
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  Speaker 1: companies are just like making a lot of money convincing people.
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  Speaker 1: They Yeah, but I started this whole situation in college,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, like it was college, right, it was
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  Speaker 1: like this open secret where you could go to a
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  Speaker 1: doctor tell them you couldn't focus, can't sit still, trouble studying, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and like you walk out with an adh diagnosed ADHD
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  Speaker 1: pardon me, diagnosis and an adderall prescription.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I know a lot of people who did that
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  Speaker 2: back in the day, especially in college.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just wanted a party. Yeah, they wanted to
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  Speaker 3: stay up, they wanted to lock in. It's and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not saying you should do that, but I know people
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  Speaker 3: who have definitely done that.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why you did it.
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  Speaker 1: Fully, ad all got me through college. Like well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like the like the medication isn't even like the biggest
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  Speaker 1: benefit or anything, like I don't even take it most
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  Speaker 1: of the time. But at work, having this diagnostics definitely
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  Speaker 1: has its advantages because most people don't realize that ADHD
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  Speaker 1: is organized as a disability by the ADA, So I
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  Speaker 1: get like special accommodations that other people don't.
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  Speaker 3: Is it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know what. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I wear noise canceling headphones all day because I supposedly
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  Speaker 1: need them to focus.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, so you're saying real quick, you're saying, at work,
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  Speaker 3: they know you have ADHD, and this is considered a
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  Speaker 3: disability with the ADA, so they have to do certain
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  Speaker 3: things to make you know your work environment, make accommodations,
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  Speaker 3: accommodations for you.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that. No, I would have.
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  Speaker 1: Never thought that. Because so many people have it now
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  Speaker 1: it seems gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they say they do. I don't know what their.
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  Speaker 1: Doctors tell them.
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  Speaker 3: So you get to wear noise canceling headphones, which I
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  Speaker 3: guess not everybody gets to wear headphones at work.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: No, I get my own office instead of a cubicle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, distractions affecting my productivity?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, well the best one.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't even told you the best one. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: leave before rush hour because I told HR that traffic
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  Speaker 1: anxiety is like triggering. Oh, traffic anxiety is triggering, triggering.
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  Speaker 2: It's triggering for me too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know everybody else sits in traffic for an hour?
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  Speaker 3: No way, So you told your work hol on. Let
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  Speaker 3: me get this right you told your work that, hey,
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  Speaker 3: you know what traffic is really. I know it's annoying
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  Speaker 3: for everybody, but for me, it happens to trigger my
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  Speaker 3: my disability, my anxiety, it does it, it plays into
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  Speaker 3: my ADHD. Is there any way I could leave early?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: On real it's wild.
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  Speaker 1: That they that's an accommodation, that's acceptable. I mean the
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  Speaker 1: second you mentioned ADHD that everybody just like backs off,
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  Speaker 1: like nobody questions it. And like, honestly, I'm probably the
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  Speaker 1: most focused person in the entire office. I get way
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  Speaker 1: more work done than the rest of my co workers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't struggle to pay attention. I don't struggle to
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  Speaker 1: stay organized. I don't struggle with any of the things
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  Speaker 1: I told doctors I struggled with years ago. But like
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  Speaker 1: it's like it like works in my favor now, So
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  Speaker 1: like why would I give it up?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? You know, do you do you feel guilty doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Because I mean I feel like there's maybe you know
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of guilt, right.
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  Speaker 1: No, and I understand that that makes me a bad person.
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  Speaker 1: Like if this iston is willing to hand me these perks,
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  Speaker 1: then I am willing to take them, and everybody else
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  Speaker 1: can just like keep saying traffic.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not hurting anybody else by doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe. Yeah, not getting the perks that you're.
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  Speaker 3: Getting, not hurting anybody else, But at the same time,
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  Speaker 3: maybe hurting other people at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 3: because people who are really severely impacted by ADHD. You know,
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  Speaker 3: if enough people do this, then of course people are
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  Speaker 3: like watered down by the disability and they don't get
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  Speaker 3: the certain perks, So then the person who needs it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't get it. So I don't know, it could have
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  Speaker 3: a chain effect. But either way, you're not gonna stop
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  Speaker 3: anytime soon. It sounds like and I mean, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: mad at it, but it is. You know, you're not
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  Speaker 3: faking mad. You're not faking having visual impairment. It'd be
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  Speaker 3: different if you were like faking some other disability. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like, Okay, now that is out of control. Well,
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much for your secret. Your secret is
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  Speaker 3: safe with us. Don't see what company you work for,
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  Speaker 3: because you're going to ruin it for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: But we appreciate you calling. That's a wild one.