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- 2:06Speaker 1: Don't you have that audition coming up?
- 2:10Speaker 4: What audition?
- 2:13Speaker 1: Everyone?
- 2:14Speaker 4: I'm auditioning for shit?
- 2:17Speaker 1: Then what could you be on calls about? You don't
- 2:20Speaker 1: gotta worry about it, bro, I don't fucking calls. You're
- 2:23Speaker 1: literally friends and you're on call.
- 2:26Speaker 4: You don't know what it's like being an ore owner.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Twenty twenty five, you're.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Fucking literally talking to bow and Peters. As you play
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- 3:05Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
- 3:09Speaker 4: It is Tuesday, August twenty sixth, ten forty am. You're
- 3:16Speaker 4: here live from HQ Trace.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Where's the summer gone?
- 3:20Speaker 4: And where has the summer gone? Is the question we
- 3:22Speaker 4: are asking today.
- 3:23Speaker 3: You're stuffy.
- 3:25Speaker 4: I'm not stuffy at all.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Hey you are? You're congested?
- 3:28Speaker 1: I could tell.
- 3:32Speaker 4: Man fresh air.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I can smell the vix Vapo rub off your chest.
- 3:38Speaker 1: I know you had a dunk tank of vix vap
- 3:40Speaker 1: o rub.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Can feel the warmth from your compression socks that you
- 3:43Speaker 3: wore to bed.
- 3:44Speaker 4: I wish I had a little vix on me.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Yeah, cud of your stuffed.
- 3:47Speaker 3: You're not gonna talk like that and tell me you're
- 3:49Speaker 3: not congested.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Are you?
- 3:51Speaker 4: I'm not congested at all am I crazy.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I wish I had some inks on me.
- 3:56Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 3:56Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about, like you're talking
- 3:58Speaker 3: to me through a pool.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Well, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night,
- 4:03Speaker 4: was up, you know, just going through paperwork, talking to lawyers,
- 4:07Speaker 4: et cetera. This is what the podcast is going to
- 4:11Speaker 4: be now, mm hmm. Kind of just a place for
- 4:13Speaker 4: me to vent about my business life.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Yeah, paperwork.
- 4:20Speaker 4: Just crushing paperwork all day, reading documents, dock you signing, faxing.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I did a fax machine. Whole thing.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Takes up most of their apartment.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Megadesk has turned into more of just a fact station.
- 4:37Speaker 1: What even goes on in fact machines or like a
- 4:40Speaker 1: big ass office copier.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 4:43Speaker 4: I feel like the facts kind of went out of style,
- 4:46Speaker 4: and I think they should bring it back. I think
- 4:48Speaker 4: it's genius.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Well, why would we ever do that? They made scanning possible.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not. Everyone has a scanner.
- 4:57Speaker 3: You on your phone drop box. You take a picture
- 5:01Speaker 3: and then it scans it. Now you have it on
- 5:03Speaker 3: your phone, you can email it. It's far better than
- 5:05Speaker 3: getting some grainy That's a damn good point paper Jammed
- 5:09Speaker 3: version of it.
- 5:11Speaker 4: I just like faxing as cool as hell.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Well, the sounds were cool.
- 5:15Speaker 4: It's just cool, like someone just sends you something and
- 5:17Speaker 4: then it's like it's there.
- 5:19Speaker 3: There's always a scene in that movie where the facts
- 5:22Speaker 3: comes through and uh, it's an incredibly important facts. Yeah,
- 5:28Speaker 3: but people the office is so busy that people are
- 5:31Speaker 3: just walking by and not even seeing it. You know
- 5:33Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
- 5:34Speaker 1: I do, or the scene for the movie where it's
- 5:36Speaker 1: the Christmas party and somebody puts their ass on the
- 5:39Speaker 1: on the copy.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Machine, that's of course, that's just a classic.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I mean that's before you could take a selfie of
- 5:46Speaker 1: your cockball, yes, right, and you.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Still sitting on a sitting on a printer is way
- 5:52Speaker 4: funnier than taking a photo of your ass.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Well, yes, it's impossible to like take a funny picture
- 5:57Speaker 1: of your ass anymore.
- 5:59Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 6:00Speaker 4: I mean, like, if one of you guys just send
- 6:01Speaker 4: me a photo of your ass, so I'd be like,
- 6:03Speaker 4: why did you do that? Freak?
- 6:06Speaker 8: But if you fast, If I was sitting at my
- 6:10Speaker 8: desk and a fax comes flying in of Francis's ass
- 6:14Speaker 8: pressed against a printer, I'm howling.
- 6:18Speaker 1: That's what makes it funny, is it's pressed impressed as
- 6:22Speaker 1: because people used to I mean on the school bus,
- 6:25Speaker 1: pressing your ass up on a window. It's a pressed
- 6:28Speaker 1: ass or pressing it like at a fast food restaurant,
- 6:31Speaker 1: pressing your ass up on like the big McDonald's windows
- 6:34Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, that's fucking funny.
- 6:38Speaker 4: It is. It's good. It's good fun I never I never, unfortunately,
- 6:42Speaker 4: I never got to partake in like a traditional mooning
- 6:45Speaker 4: like ass pressed.
- 6:47Speaker 1: What about pantsing?
- 6:50Speaker 4: Well, I have been pants I don't know if I've
- 6:52Speaker 4: ever panted anybody successfully, Like I've definitely gone in for
- 6:57Speaker 4: a pants and like you know, whift scrab.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the have you seen the footage
- 7:08Speaker 1: of the guy who goes to confront his son's bully
- 7:11Speaker 1: at school and like he's bullying the bully, Like he's
- 7:15Speaker 1: like a fat guy and like sandals jim shorts a
- 7:19Speaker 1: T shirt and he's like pressing his like chest ups,
- 7:22Speaker 1: like how do you how does it feel to get bullied?
- 7:23Speaker 7: Like what?
- 7:24Speaker 2: Like what's up?
- 7:24Speaker 1: Like you like what you like being tough to little kids?
- 7:27Speaker 1: And someone comes back up behind him and fucking pants
- 7:30Speaker 1: like a fucking year old pants? Is this guy that's
- 7:33Speaker 1: trying to bully the bully. He just bullies the dad.
- 7:37Speaker 1: I mean, you have to change school districts. You have
- 7:40Speaker 1: to actually been one. The entire family move states.
- 7:43Speaker 4: You can't start lying tell people your dad's in the military.
- 7:47Speaker 4: That's why we moved.
- 7:48Speaker 3: We had a girl that had to change schools because
- 7:51Speaker 3: of something. Yeah, she came to our school, but the
- 7:54Speaker 3: root that the truth followed her. Yeah, it clung to her.
- 7:58Speaker 4: Oh that happens for sure.
- 7:59Speaker 3: What in eighth grade? Because so in eighth grade from
- 8:03Speaker 3: her previous school, she was preparing for like the dance
- 8:07Speaker 3: with all of her girlfriends. Her name was Fiona. By
- 8:09Speaker 3: the way, I'm not the story sucks so much for
- 8:11Speaker 3: her that I'm not going to give her last.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Name smart even giving her first name.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Yeah, usually I'll give full names. But I think that
- 8:19Speaker 3: she's done her time, you know, of course, So well yeah,
- 8:26Speaker 3: let's uh, it's fine, it's fine. Let's call her Fiona
- 8:30Speaker 3: Beale because it rhymes with her last name.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Okay, good to know, Good to know.
- 8:35Speaker 3: So Fiona had been preparing for the dance with It
- 8:40Speaker 3: was a bunch of her girl friends in eighth grade,
- 8:43Speaker 3: and one of them they were like doing makeup in
- 8:46Speaker 3: the bathroom or something, and like one of them farted
- 8:49Speaker 3: and they all giggled or something like that. And then
- 8:51Speaker 3: I think another one of them farted and they all giggled,
- 8:54Speaker 3: and then Fiona pulled down her underwear and shit on
- 8:57Speaker 3: the floor and that'sous started laughing, was like and the
- 9:06Speaker 3: girls were like, what the fuck? And the girl whose
- 9:09Speaker 3: house it was was like, you just shipped on my like,
- 9:11Speaker 3: clean that up. Immediately you escalated, that is not in
- 9:16Speaker 3: bounds what you've done. Yeah, and then she the girl
- 9:20Speaker 3: that was shipped on the floor.
- 9:22Speaker 4: Yeah, did you wouldn't like class clown or anything.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Most likely to be on snl ask clown more like it.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's so. Is there a chance that it
- 9:33Speaker 1: didn't actually happen in that, Like she was just a
- 9:35Speaker 1: weirdo at the new school and everyone's like she.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Wasn't she probably was weird. Yeah, she wasn't a weirdo.
- 9:42Speaker 3: She was still she was popular.
- 9:44Speaker 4: Yeah, on the floor.
- 9:46Speaker 3: I didn't find that out until spring of freshman.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Year, after you had been dating her for.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Yeah, which you know, but she she it was one
- 9:59Speaker 3: of those things that was pretty jarring.
- 10:01Speaker 4: I'm sure.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Yeah, it's or girl, I mean, did she look all right, she.
- 10:08Speaker 3: Was okay, she looked okay. You mean in terms of
- 10:11Speaker 3: her like trauma.
- 10:12Speaker 1: No, like if like if a hot girl does that,
- 10:16Speaker 1: you know, like half the girls are shitting on the floor,
- 10:18Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it becomes like
- 10:21Speaker 1: a good trend.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Guys are saying they like it.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah they heard she has like a big asshole.
- 10:27Speaker 4: Yeah, that's insane shitting on the floor.
- 10:33Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 10:35Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
- 10:36Speaker 3: No, there's not much to think about. I mean that's
- 10:39Speaker 3: a binary yes or no, and it's a now.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Well, if she leaves like a coiled cobra of a
- 10:44Speaker 1: shit on the floor, it's impressive. If she leaves like
- 10:47Speaker 1: a like a stack a truck stop.
- 10:52Speaker 4: Some deer nuggets, yeah, yeah, layers.
- 10:55Speaker 3: Just little droppings.
- 10:56Speaker 4: Yeah, Because it's probably like once she got started, she
- 10:59Speaker 4: was probably like committed to the bit. I got this
- 11:02Speaker 4: is going on a lot longer than we that's the thing.
- 11:06Speaker 3: How do you the amount of time? And and you
- 11:09Speaker 3: really have to sort of commit to that bit. And
- 11:13Speaker 3: there must have been a moment where they knew what
- 11:16Speaker 3: she was going for and then tried to tell her
- 11:20Speaker 3: to stop. Maybe or were they just like a gas
- 11:25Speaker 3: Maybe they thought she was peeing on the floor.
- 11:27Speaker 4: Don't do it.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Yeah, she is a vein popping out of her forehead
- 11:32Speaker 1: as she stares him in the eye like a dog shitting.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like, what are you gonna do it?
- 11:44Speaker 3: Already?
- 11:44Speaker 4: Going said before?
- 11:48Speaker 1: Just what one of her date today? Like she was
- 11:50Speaker 1: a dance.
- 11:51Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if I don't know when
- 11:53Speaker 3: it got out. I don't know when it got out,
- 11:56Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Girls are terrible to each other.
- 11:59Speaker 4: She probably got out of the second.
- 12:00Speaker 1: It was probably I'm on the girl's side on this one. Yeah,
- 12:03Speaker 1: girls are terrible.
- 12:04Speaker 3: But what would fuck man's animal for her not to
- 12:09Speaker 3: let that get out? She would even need it immediately,
- 12:12Speaker 3: needed to like whip out just a stack of hundreds
- 12:16Speaker 3: and then be like, all right, here's the NBA's and
- 12:20Speaker 3: you know we're all slicing our palms open here and now, yeah,
- 12:24Speaker 3: and we are making a blood packed and I will
- 12:25Speaker 3: pay you each ten thousand dollars annuity payments for the
- 12:29Speaker 3: next fifteen years.
- 12:30Speaker 1: It had to be an annuity.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not taking lump sums. That's for never.
- 12:34Speaker 1: It had to be like in bonds or just some
- 12:36Speaker 1: way like some kind of upside for growth.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I will, I will pay for your children's college.
- 12:43Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a kid that shipped himself and in
- 12:46Speaker 4: high school. I think it was high school. It might
- 12:49Speaker 4: have been middle school. But yeah, we had a kid
- 12:50Speaker 4: that ship himself. Whole thing. I don't even I just
- 12:53Speaker 4: don't know how you let that happen, especially in like
- 12:57Speaker 4: a school. It's like there's bathrooms on every single corner.
- 13:01Speaker 4: The closest bathroom is und yourself.
- 13:04Speaker 1: As an old man's game, it's not a young man's game.
- 13:06Speaker 7: No exactly.
- 13:07Speaker 4: That's why I'm saying, like, I don't know how you
- 13:08Speaker 4: don't make it to the bathroom.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Did he do it? Did he do?
- 13:12Speaker 4: Think it was intentional?
- 13:13Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe he has sick diarrhea or something.
- 13:17Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know usually when you have diarrhea, you
- 13:19Speaker 4: go to the bathroom.
- 13:20Speaker 3: You can you can get that wrong. You should know
- 13:23Speaker 3: that better than anyone.
- 13:24Speaker 4: I've never slipped up.
- 13:25Speaker 1: Well that's because you touch would brother. I mean, this
- 13:28Speaker 1: is your tempting fate.
- 13:30Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 13:31Speaker 4: I just don't. If I got a fart and I
- 13:32Speaker 4: feel like it's going to be a diarrhea, I don't fart,
- 13:36Speaker 4: wait till I get to the.
- 13:37Speaker 3: You never had diaries so bad that, oh yeah, you
- 13:40Speaker 3: couldn't even clench your bowels. No, I have, But you
- 13:44Speaker 3: always made it to the toilet.
- 13:46Speaker 4: I mean I made it to somewhere that wasn't my
- 13:48Speaker 4: pants of the woods.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah.
- 13:53Speaker 4: I feel like it's just pretty easy to avoid the
- 13:55Speaker 4: pants situation, except for like, obviously, I know, Roan, you
- 13:58Speaker 4: shit yourself a couple of days or couple months ago
- 14:01Speaker 4: in your elevator.
- 14:02Speaker 1: It was, uh, yeah, it was two years ago, actually
- 14:05Speaker 1: almost two years to the day.
- 14:06Speaker 4: There's no way it was two years ago. It was,
- 14:09Speaker 4: and that happened within the last eight months easily.
- 14:11Speaker 1: No, it was two years ago. It was when I
- 14:13Speaker 1: came back. I was coming back from Oakland. Uh, two
- 14:16Speaker 1: August ago. No, it was after two years ago. Yes,
- 14:24Speaker 1: no fucking way, it was.
- 14:26Speaker 4: Bro What do you you remember when he told that story?
- 14:30Speaker 1: No?
- 14:30Speaker 3: I don't because it was so long ago.
- 14:34Speaker 4: Maybe my memory is just insanely shoved.
- 14:36Speaker 1: It was two hours ago. It was because I was
- 14:39Speaker 1: I was hosting a battle rap event and I was
- 14:41Speaker 1: taken l Cianine and fucking Elthanine or L something L
- 14:46Speaker 1: L whatever L something makes you ship L Fanning.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Yeah, L Woods was taken definitely not ELF Theanian.
- 14:54Speaker 1: It was then something el else.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Maybe us like a ship ton of it. I don't know.
- 14:58Speaker 1: And uh it was like drive back from the airport
- 15:02Speaker 1: and it was like an hour hour and a half
- 15:04Speaker 1: ride back from JFK, and just every bump like pushed
- 15:08Speaker 1: the ship clush to my ass. I was gonna have
- 15:11Speaker 1: like the driver stop in my old building, but I
- 15:13Speaker 1: don't even know where I would have how I would
- 15:15Speaker 1: have even shippen there, would like leave my bags on
- 15:17Speaker 1: the sidewalk outside. But that's how desperate I was. When
- 15:20Speaker 1: I got to the elevator, I hadn't even seen my wife.
- 15:23Speaker 1: It was like away for a week, and I just
- 15:26Speaker 1: shipped myself. She was walking the dog and came in.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I was like screaming from the fucking bathroom, just ship myself.
- 15:34Speaker 1: She's like, that's not cute, Like was that's not cute?
- 15:41Speaker 3: Bro?
- 15:42Speaker 4: Thought it was hilarious.
- 15:45Speaker 1: I was just like, all right, I haven't seen you
- 15:47Speaker 1: in eight days. The first thing you're saying is that
- 15:49Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, there's like a like handling Gretel trail
- 15:55Speaker 1: down our hallway. Fucking disgusting.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Yeah, very tough.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Closest I ever came to actually shitting myself was I
- 16:06Speaker 4: was going to a mall I was in. I was
- 16:10Speaker 4: I think I was in high school. I was want
- 16:12Speaker 4: to like get something at the store, and I was
- 16:14Speaker 4: stuck in a traffic light and it hid out of
- 16:17Speaker 4: nowhere and the traffic light. I was probably there for
- 16:21Speaker 4: like a minute, it felt like four fucking hours. There
- 16:26Speaker 4: was a dunkin Donuts right past the traffic light, and
- 16:29Speaker 4: I was sitting at the traffic light like screaming, just
- 16:32Speaker 4: being like I don't know what, Like I'm literally about
- 16:35Speaker 4: to ship my pants. Yeah, like like banging on the
- 16:40Speaker 4: steering the.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Panic screen, We're like, oh my god.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Was there traffic coming through the intersection such that you
- 16:50Speaker 3: couldn't light.
- 16:51Speaker 4: It was like dead stopped.
- 16:52Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I made it.
- 16:55Speaker 4: To that duncan.
- 16:56Speaker 3: I'm happy to hear that. Yeah. I had a feeling.
- 16:58Speaker 4: And then I think I went to like the Apples,
- 17:00Speaker 4: or maybe I went to like ri I after picked
- 17:02Speaker 4: up some gear.
- 17:04Speaker 3: To treat like as a as a gift.
- 17:07Speaker 4: So I think that's what where in my head it was.
- 17:09Speaker 4: Anyway you would earned it that I was. I was
- 17:11Speaker 4: already on my way.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Some gear apples make me ship too, so I get it.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Close call apple juice.
- 17:18Speaker 3: We were driving up to Sugar Loaf, dead of winter,
- 17:21Speaker 3: phenomenal resort with John Watson, Michael Antonio in the car,
- 17:26Speaker 3: maybe even Joe Stockmeyer. I think he was there. Yeah,
- 17:28Speaker 3: he was there, and we were going up. My mom
- 17:31Speaker 3: was driving. We were in a hont Odyssey what color,
- 17:36Speaker 3: sort of like a blue gray automatic doors that was
- 17:39Speaker 3: a big deal back then he slipped down DVD screen
- 17:43Speaker 3: that's tricked out. I was not well. I had been
- 17:47Speaker 3: in the throes of very painful diarrhea for a day
- 17:52Speaker 3: or two and we were driving and I was in
- 17:57Speaker 3: a shooting pains, shooting pains in my app you know
- 18:00Speaker 3: what I mean, Yeah, of course, And I said, Mom,
- 18:02Speaker 3: we have to pull over, and she said, well, you know,
- 18:07Speaker 3: there's nowhere to go, and I mean there's like three
- 18:10Speaker 3: feet of snow on the ground.
- 18:12Speaker 4: Yeah that first just where that when you say like
- 18:15Speaker 4: you have to pull over and people are like, well,
- 18:17Speaker 4: it's like, you know, I understand the situation. I wouldn't
- 18:20Speaker 4: be saying we have to pull over unless we have
- 18:22Speaker 4: to pull over.
- 18:23Speaker 3: Yeah, this isn't a can you hold't don't ask me.
- 18:28Speaker 3: Can you hold it for another ten minutes?
- 18:30Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 18:31Speaker 4: If I can, I will all on the highway and
- 18:35Speaker 4: I'm asking to pull over.
- 18:36Speaker 3: We've skipped, We've skipped every other option at this point.
- 18:40Speaker 3: But I said, can we pull over? And I remember
- 18:45Speaker 3: she said like we're five minutes from something or whatever,
- 18:48Speaker 3: and I was like okay, And somehow the pain passed.
- 18:54Speaker 3: Oh yeahs and I was like, oh, well, then maybe
- 18:58Speaker 3: I have more control over this than I thought. So
- 19:01Speaker 3: then when we got to that five minute place that
- 19:03Speaker 3: was away, my mom said, okay, we'll pull over, and
- 19:05Speaker 3: I said, actually, I think I can make it, because
- 19:07Speaker 3: at this point we were only like thirty minutes from
- 19:10Speaker 3: the mountain. Yeah, and it was nighttime.
- 19:13Speaker 1: I thought you had another thirty in you.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, because it went beside you, I didn't
- 19:18Speaker 3: it didn't hurt at all anymore.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it goes away completely.
- 19:21Speaker 3: And then ten more minutes, ten minutes later, it came
- 19:23Speaker 3: back and and it was it was truly a blinding
- 19:29Speaker 3: pain where I did not have control, and I said,
- 19:33Speaker 3: you have to pull over immediately. And as they were
- 19:36Speaker 3: pulling over, I was I stood up to get out
- 19:39Speaker 3: of the car and I felt heat I felt that
- 19:43Speaker 3: just that Telltales sign. I was like, oh no, And
- 19:47Speaker 3: then I went to a snow I climbed over a
- 19:49Speaker 3: snow bank. I mean my legs sunk in probably a
- 19:52Speaker 3: three feet each, and I squatted into a snow bank
- 19:57Speaker 3: and shitness.
- 20:00Speaker 4: It's probably the worst place.
- 20:01Speaker 1: It kind of sounds like one of those satisfying videos
- 20:05Speaker 1: where like they drop a molten hot ball through like
- 20:09Speaker 1: a bunch of like magazines or something. Yeah, just like yeah,
- 20:14Speaker 1: like sizzling through. It's probably a little bit satisfying.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Like opening up a hole from which to ice fish. Yes, well,
- 20:22Speaker 3: I've just remember John Watson's cackle because he saw he
- 20:25Speaker 3: peered over the snow bank. He said, it looked like
- 20:28Speaker 3: you were peeing out of your butt. That's how he
- 20:32Speaker 3: That's how he put it.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Anybody, he was coming on vacation with you, right, yeah exactly.
- 20:36Speaker 1: It's like, shut up, John.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Yeah. So we all got back into the car. I'm
- 20:40Speaker 3: just miserable. We get to the thing, you know, it's
- 20:43Speaker 3: just throw out those underwear. And and that was an
- 20:46Speaker 3: age whatever, probably thirteen. We're throwing out a pair of underwear.
- 20:51Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know if I'll ever get a
- 20:54Speaker 3: replacement pair. Yeah, that's buying underwear back then. You know
- 20:58Speaker 3: you you had it for life. Yeah, they were hard
- 21:02Speaker 3: to come by, and I still have some of those
- 21:03Speaker 3: box of shorts Warriors.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So that's a tough one.
- 21:08Speaker 3: That was the only time I think that i've That
- 21:13Speaker 3: was the last time that I pooped my pants?
- 21:15Speaker 1: Didn't you change schools?
- 21:18Speaker 3: I had built up enough cachet on the basketball court
- 21:22Speaker 3: that I could kind of overcome it. People would say, yeah,
- 21:25Speaker 3: he should his pants, but he scored thirty two out
- 21:27Speaker 3: of thirty four points against Fiber.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. Yeah, and that car.
- 21:31Speaker 1: You're probably popular enough and you're a guy where you
- 21:34Speaker 1: can laugh about it.
- 21:35Speaker 3: But remember Fiona was popular too.
- 21:37Speaker 4: She was didn't she stay popular? She had to transfer school,
- 21:41Speaker 4: transferred schools?
- 21:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Are you sure she was that popular? I
- 21:45Speaker 1: mean she was going to a dance.
- 21:46Speaker 3: But I think she was, man, I really do. I
- 21:49Speaker 3: mean I know for a fact that that girl's group
- 21:51Speaker 3: that she was pregaming where they preparing with was the
- 21:54Speaker 3: A crowd.
- 21:55Speaker 4: I know that you don't want to take a ship
- 21:58Speaker 4: on the girl's floor at the in the A crowd.
- 22:00Speaker 3: No, that is a hunt.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that she was able to kind of
- 22:06Speaker 1: like sweep that under the rug later on in life,
- 22:09Speaker 1: or do you think it haunts her to this day?
- 22:10Speaker 4: It's still here for.
- 22:11Speaker 3: I guess is that she got married young so that
- 22:15Speaker 3: she could take her husband's.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Name witness protection.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Yeah, the girl away.
- 22:21Speaker 1: Yeah, now she's eating egg noodles and ketchup.
- 22:26Speaker 4: I mean taking a ship, taking a shit in the
- 22:30Speaker 4: popular girl's house, like even in their bathroom is a risk.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Well, I'm almost as interested as the about like the
- 22:39Speaker 1: de escalating action of like.
- 22:41Speaker 4: Who picked up this ship?
- 22:43Speaker 1: Who who used the windex to?
- 22:45Speaker 3: Like you must have unless parents were called? By the way,
- 22:50Speaker 3: did you know that girl? You know girls go to
- 22:52Speaker 3: the bathroom together?
- 22:53Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 22:54Speaker 3: Do you know that they don't just pee with each
- 22:56Speaker 3: other in the room? They will poop too, I believe it.
- 23:01Speaker 3: Did you know that? No, isn't that crazy? Yeah? Can
- 23:05Speaker 3: you imagine sitting with your buddy in the same single
- 23:10Speaker 3: use bathroom?
- 23:11Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Well, he's like washing, like you know, poking a pimple
- 23:16Speaker 3: or something in the mirror, and you guys are talking
- 23:18Speaker 3: about like.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Who you want to fuck?
- 23:20Speaker 3: Do a lipa?
- 23:21Speaker 4: Yeah, that's disgusting. And it's also like they got to
- 23:24Speaker 4: drop that hole. They got to drop that whole thing.
- 23:28Speaker 4: I was somewhere recently where there's a single person bathroom
- 23:30Speaker 4: and a group of like five girls went in before me.
- 23:34Speaker 1: What do you mean they got to drop that? I
- 23:35Speaker 1: was saying, So.
- 23:36Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be out here for what forty five minutes?
- 23:41Speaker 4: You can't just let me squeeze in first. I got piss.
- 23:44Speaker 1: It's like at the supermarket line when somebody has like
- 23:47Speaker 1: an entire basket full of shit and you have like
- 23:50Speaker 1: a stick of gum. Yeah, let me go and fucking
- 23:53Speaker 1: get this gum out before you guys have a gossip session.
- 23:57Speaker 4: And even at like airports, dude, like there should be
- 23:59Speaker 4: a it. There should be a line if you're traveling
- 24:02Speaker 4: within your entire family, Like when they're like, are you
- 24:06Speaker 4: guys traveling anyone traveling together?
- 24:07Speaker 3: Oh?
- 24:07Speaker 4: Yeah, all ten of us. It's like, so you guys
- 24:09Speaker 4: are taking up the full TSA, You're taking up every line.
- 24:16Speaker 1: As a family. Man, I'm on their side now.
- 24:19Speaker 4: That traveling together shit, it's gotta go.
- 24:22Speaker 1: ID does not even mean they're supposed to split up?
- 24:26Speaker 4: Yeah for TSA, No, why what is that?
- 24:30Speaker 1: What does that even change for you? It's better to
- 24:33Speaker 1: get behind a family.
- 24:34Speaker 4: We need a kids lime, We need a family line.
- 24:36Speaker 4: We need an old person's line.
- 24:38Speaker 1: That you don't want to be in the old person's line.
- 24:41Speaker 1: That ship will slow you down mightily.
- 24:43Speaker 4: The old people, I mean, they're showing up like their
- 24:45Speaker 4: their boarding passes on like the front of a newspaper.
- 24:49Speaker 4: They printed it.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Out unscrolling their boarding pass.
- 24:54Speaker 4: This is the biggest boarding pass you've ever seen in
- 24:56Speaker 4: your entire life.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I respect it.
- 24:59Speaker 4: And then it's is not it's the wrong boarding pass
- 25:02Speaker 4: ID expired.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Where you're just sitting there at the wrong airport.
- 25:09Speaker 3: I did a good deed yesterday and it was a mistake.
- 25:12Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, classic it always is. What was it
- 25:16Speaker 4: was your deed?
- 25:17Speaker 3: I was going over to a friend's house because he's
- 25:19Speaker 3: doing the best man speech and he wanted my help
- 25:21Speaker 3: punching it up, of course, which, by the way, that
- 25:24Speaker 3: could be a business. That's yeah, what comedians should do
- 25:29Speaker 3: as a side gig.
- 25:31Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Well, everything else in weddings is so commoditized whatever, Like
- 25:36Speaker 1: it's it's monetized, like there's such a commodity. Everything that's commodified, commodified. Gotcha,
- 25:42Speaker 1: are you're the best.
- 25:43Speaker 4: I think people should stop trying to be funny at weddings.
- 25:46Speaker 4: Just get to the point and get it over with,
- 25:48Speaker 4: you know.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Don't leave it to the pros.
- 25:50Speaker 4: No, but it's like ninety nine percent, Like occasionally there's
- 25:53Speaker 4: a funny joke and everyone's like, ah.
- 25:55Speaker 3: I've seen some funny stuff. No comedian is an alcoholic,
- 25:58Speaker 3: isn't it.
- 25:59Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, there's some funny stuff. But then there's like.
- 26:02Speaker 3: There's a lot of rehashing of the same types of
- 26:05Speaker 3: jokes you hear at every wedding, which is why if
- 26:08Speaker 3: comedians were behind the scenes punching up best man speeches,
- 26:12Speaker 3: we would actually hear sharper funnier stuff.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's also just a lot of like awkward, unnecessary,
- 26:19Speaker 4: like things that people definitely thought was gonna be funny,
- 26:22Speaker 4: and then you say that they say it, and then you're.
- 26:24Speaker 3: Like, yeah, but the crowds are the easiest. Crowds are deep,
- 26:28Speaker 3: they're gonna they're gonna give the benefit of the doubt,
- 26:31Speaker 3: they're the easiest laugh They're gonna no one. No one's like, boy,
- 26:35Speaker 3: this guy's bombing. I am yeah, because you're coming, you're
- 26:39Speaker 3: judging it from that lens.
- 26:41Speaker 4: No, I'm not, but I do think, like you know.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Father, the bribe fucking bombed.
- 26:46Speaker 4: Like bo had to give a best man speech recently
- 26:49Speaker 4: and I was he was asking me about it, and I.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Was like, short and sweet, Yeah, five minutes.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Thirty seconds.
- 26:57Speaker 1: No, that's like a two minutes tops. No, that's an insult.
- 27:01Speaker 1: You're you're thinking of it from the worst lens, as
- 27:05Speaker 1: like a wedding goer who's been to like one or
- 27:08Speaker 1: two weddings, not someone who's like weddings and.
- 27:12Speaker 4: You it's not true.
- 27:13Speaker 3: Oh no way. I knew immediately. I could just tell
- 27:17Speaker 3: from the tone of your voice.
- 27:18Speaker 4: But I've been to like I think I've been to
- 27:20Speaker 4: like three or four this summer. That's my phone buzzing.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Brother Jesus Christ, you've been to three or four this summer.
- 27:28Speaker 3: Okay, So you're starting to see the range. I mean,
- 27:31Speaker 3: there's some really bad stuff out there. I think Ron's
- 27:33Speaker 3: point is the right one.
- 27:35Speaker 1: But you're trying, and it's like that it doesn't even
- 27:37Speaker 1: have to be funny. Sometimes there are incredibly funny ones.
- 27:40Speaker 1: It's so scary for the average person to public speak. Yeah, yeah,
- 27:44Speaker 1: and they have no way to practice it. Yeah, And
- 27:46Speaker 1: you have such a high standard.
- 27:48Speaker 4: No, I don't, Yes, you do know, Because that's also
- 27:50Speaker 4: another thing is like bo would be like would you
- 27:52Speaker 4: even be nervous or something like this, Like, dude, I'd
- 27:54Speaker 4: be shitting my fucking pants. It's a big difference between
- 27:57Speaker 4: doing stand up comedy on stage and people bought tickets
- 28:00Speaker 4: to see stand up comedy for strangers for strangers, versus
- 28:05Speaker 4: at a wedding where people are expecting you to say
- 28:08Speaker 4: like great things.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Yeah, if you say if you get it wrong at
- 28:12Speaker 3: a wedding, if you get it wrong on in stage
- 28:16Speaker 3: in comedy and you bomb, it's like, oh shit, well
- 28:18Speaker 3: at least I'm never gonna see those people again. And
- 28:20Speaker 3: all I did was ruin my own night.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
- 28:23Speaker 3: Even get it wrong in a wedding, you could ruin
- 28:25Speaker 3: the wedding.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Brides running out crying, yea, ten bridesmaids chasing her.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:31Speaker 1: Isn't that what Jake Paul did at Logan Paul's wedding.
- 28:34Speaker 1: He like was like he was like rattling off divorce statistics.
- 28:38Speaker 3: Oh probably, I.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Was like seventy five percent of people get divorced.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Yeah, because people try to do like they try to like,
- 28:45Speaker 4: you know, we're gonna we're gonna go there. I'm gonna
- 28:49Speaker 4: take it there.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a tough thing. That's a tough thing because
- 28:52Speaker 3: because you there's a difference between you gotta think about
- 28:55Speaker 3: And this is what people get wrong, right, They say, well,
- 28:57Speaker 3: I know the bride, I know the groom. They can
- 29:00Speaker 3: handle it. Okay. Do you know their aunts and uncles.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Do you know the grandparents, Yeah, who like flew in
- 29:08Speaker 4: from eight hours away.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Do you know the nine year old flower children that
- 29:12Speaker 3: have never heard the word anal before and the parents
- 29:16Speaker 3: are going to have to explain that on the way home.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
- 29:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 29:20Speaker 3: How well do you actually know the audience?
- 29:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 29:22Speaker 1: I messed up one time giving a speech. It wasn't
- 29:25Speaker 1: at a wedding, but it was at a rehearsal dinner
- 29:27Speaker 1: and I was just getting back from Ireland where I
- 29:31Speaker 1: learned the phrase the crack you know, Oh yeah, I
- 29:36Speaker 1: see the crack and it's like, oh the crack, crack,
- 29:39Speaker 1: good crack. It's like good vive fun good yeah, fun
- 29:42Speaker 1: fun like good times good good uh like tidings. Everybody's laughing.
- 29:48Speaker 1: And I was like, and it seems like from knowing
- 29:50Speaker 1: Mic and Erica that they're just addicted to the crack,
- 29:53Speaker 1: and and everybody was just like, what the real.
- 29:57Speaker 5: I mean I explained that a crack was yeahr A
- 30:03Speaker 5: I C you know, not the powdered cocaine.
- 30:07Speaker 4: It's probably like one of their like second cousins that
- 30:10Speaker 4: you don't know, is like brutally addicted to crack.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:14Speaker 1: One person laughed, and everybody else it was like the
- 30:23Speaker 1: uh you, so you went and helped your buddy out.
- 30:26Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I went and helped him out. And it
- 30:29Speaker 3: was in downtown Brooklyn. You know that area there's like
- 30:32Speaker 3: really nice streets with brownstones and ship which.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Part of downtown Brooklyn.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Let's call it between bark between Brooklyn Heights and like
- 30:39Speaker 3: the Barkley Center, just south of Atlantic. I think it's
- 30:43Speaker 3: south of Atlantic.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that's really nice.
- 30:45Speaker 3: That area is great. And I went over there.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Because over by like Gage and Tolner, that area is
- 30:51Speaker 1: not dystopianly shitty.
- 30:53Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 30:55Speaker 1: But over there over towards Brooklyn Heights, yeah, those houses
- 30:59Speaker 1: are like five million or masterpieces.
- 31:01Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was walking to their home and I
- 31:08Speaker 3: was two doors. I went past their home by two doors,
- 31:10Speaker 3: and I because I saw this woman and she was
- 31:14Speaker 3: grunting and trying to lift a sink.
- 31:18Speaker 1: You said, Fiona, She's trying to lift.
- 31:21Speaker 3: A sink that was in the cabinet, right. So it
- 31:24Speaker 3: was like the full free standing thing. It was this
- 31:27Speaker 3: tall to the ground ye, and had the sing in
- 31:31Speaker 3: the top and was like the I don't know what
- 31:33Speaker 3: you'd call it, like a sink thing, like a basin sink,
- 31:39Speaker 3: but it was only a sink in the top, and
- 31:40Speaker 3: then it had the full cabinet and but all of
- 31:43Speaker 3: that together.
- 31:45Speaker 1: That's probably one of the way like one hundred.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Knew exactly what it weighed, and she said it weighed
- 31:48Speaker 3: one hundred pounds.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
- 31:50Speaker 3: So I saw her doing this and she has to
- 31:52Speaker 3: go up nine stoop steps into the browns.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Why the fuck did she think she could do that?
- 31:58Speaker 3: And she thought that home Depot would help her, but they.
- 32:01Speaker 4: Just delivered it and would not mistake that happened to me. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:06Speaker 4: this is this is it for me. Yeah, they're like, whoa,
- 32:10Speaker 4: we are two hundred feet away from my apartment.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Still. Yeah, So I don't even think in those moments,
- 32:15Speaker 3: you know, I just said can I help you? And
- 32:18Speaker 3: she goes, that'd be great. She goes, it's one hundred pounds,
- 32:24Speaker 3: and I was like, you shouldn't have told me that.
- 32:29Speaker 3: She goes, we'll do it together, and I was like, no,
- 32:31Speaker 3: we won't. Yeah, and it's gonna get You're just gonna
- 32:34Speaker 3: slow me down Home Depot, you know, they said they
- 32:37Speaker 3: were there's these stupid guys from home Depot. They just
- 32:40Speaker 3: dropped it off. I said, okay, let's let and she
- 32:42Speaker 3: I go, let let's try it. Meanwhile, now now we're
- 32:45Speaker 3: doing it together, and she picks up a corner. Yeah,
- 32:49Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm gonna make it worse. I go
- 32:51Speaker 3: let me just try and I picked it up and
- 32:53Speaker 3: I lifted it. But I was like, okay, i'll get
- 32:57Speaker 3: I'll get it. I got it. She was like are
- 32:59Speaker 3: you sure and I was like yeah. And it was
- 33:03Speaker 3: hard one stair at a time. Also, then I was
- 33:09Speaker 3: like trying not to ding it up for her, but
- 33:13Speaker 3: I had to set it down on each stair and
- 33:15Speaker 3: then the back of the next stair would hit the legs.
- 33:20Speaker 3: But then I was like, oh, this is from home Depot.
- 33:24Speaker 3: It's not that nice, you know, like this isn't you know.
- 33:29Speaker 3: She didn't even pay for the white Gloves service.
- 33:31Speaker 1: So clearly destroying her.
- 33:34Speaker 3: But I was trying to be gentle. But then I mean,
- 33:36Speaker 3: it was so awkward that I was worried about falling
- 33:40Speaker 3: backwards down the steps with it. But I get it
- 33:44Speaker 3: all the way up, and then I'm like, okay, now
- 33:48Speaker 3: what because I got to go in, she can't get
- 33:54Speaker 3: it in, you know what I mean. And and not
- 33:58Speaker 3: only that, but like now I'm in a situation where
- 34:01Speaker 3: I have to ask, can I come into your home? Yeah,
- 34:05Speaker 3: stranger off the street, Yeah, you know. And I said,
- 34:09Speaker 3: I said something like I should probably take it in
- 34:13Speaker 3: if that's okay with you. I promise I'm not a weirdo.
- 34:17Speaker 3: And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. But then
- 34:19Speaker 3: I was like, I shouldn't have even qualified that I'm
- 34:21Speaker 3: doing a good deed.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing an insane favor for someone.
- 34:25Speaker 3: How many like assailants or like rapists start by going
- 34:34Speaker 3: through the rigmarole. I'm carrying a sink into a home.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Honestly, that should be the playbook.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Probably a good amount, do you think?
- 34:43Speaker 3: So?
- 34:43Speaker 4: No?
- 34:44Speaker 1: I do not. Actually no, they haven't thought of that.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Like if creeps, if creeps are listening to this podcast,
- 34:49Speaker 1: they're jotting notes down because this is good. This is
- 34:52Speaker 1: a good way to get in that help.
- 34:53Speaker 3: The help thing is I don't want to draw the
- 34:56Speaker 3: roadmap for him.
- 34:56Speaker 4: The help thing is definitely the roadmap. Yeah, but I
- 34:59Speaker 4: get that, Likedy. That was I think that was in Bondi's.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Playbook, What Car's broken down?
- 35:04Speaker 4: Cars broken down?
- 35:04Speaker 9: Hey?
- 35:05Speaker 3: Can I take a look?
- 35:05Speaker 4: You hope you take a look at this? Could I
- 35:08Speaker 4: take a look at the right?
- 35:10Speaker 3: Yeah, they're always helping frock tire. Yeah, exactly change that tire.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what he would do.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, So I get it. I get it
- 35:19Speaker 3: inside and uh. Her name was Kim, and she said,
- 35:24Speaker 3: thank you so much. What's your name? I said, I'm Francis.
- 35:27Speaker 3: She goes, you've done your good deed for the day.
- 35:29Speaker 3: I said, ah, I've already done one. She said, you've
- 35:33Speaker 3: done your good She said, you've done your good deed
- 35:34Speaker 3: for the day. She goes, I owe you a beer.
- 35:37Speaker 3: By the way, she was like fifty five or something.
- 35:40Speaker 4: And I was expecting her to be like twenty two.
- 35:42Speaker 1: This time.
- 35:43Speaker 3: She's, you know, in her middle age to late middle aged. Probably.
- 35:47Speaker 4: That's even more funny that the home depot dudes just
- 35:50Speaker 4: left her out there. Well, I don't even gray hair.
- 35:54Speaker 3: I don't know if good luck. I don't understand how
- 35:57Speaker 3: that exchange happened.
- 35:58Speaker 1: But whatever your atlas stone, ma'am, you.
- 36:02Speaker 3: Could tell that. You can tell that the way she
- 36:08Speaker 3: was trying to lift it up the first steps was
- 36:11Speaker 3: a cry for help.
- 36:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's she cocked me coming down the block,
- 36:17Speaker 3: just did the up and down and was like, there's
- 36:20Speaker 3: my guy. But I jumped to it. I mean, I
- 36:24Speaker 3: like to do good thing. Yeah, I like that. It
- 36:25Speaker 3: makes me feel good. Yeah, and I got it inside.
- 36:29Speaker 3: But by the time I walked down the dum, I
- 36:31Speaker 3: mean it was only doing this for whatever seven minutes,
- 36:34Speaker 3: I was sweating.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Take your beer.
- 36:38Speaker 3: No, I don't like to drink on Mondays or Sundays.
- 36:42Speaker 1: What if she had been like, I'll mix you in
- 36:44Speaker 1: a gronie.
- 36:45Speaker 3: Wow, that would have been tough to turn down.
- 36:48Speaker 4: You should have told her that's crazy.
- 36:50Speaker 1: You should have told her I'm more of.
- 36:51Speaker 3: A Then it's like, now I'm in your home, You're
- 36:55Speaker 3: making me in the gronie. Clearly at that point I'm asking,
- 36:59Speaker 3: I'm something's bubbling there.
- 37:02Speaker 1: In this point, She's gonna wonder if you're an eater.
- 37:05Speaker 1: She's gonna wonder if you're if you have any you eat.
- 37:15Speaker 4: I wrote it my buddy walking by walking by someone's
- 37:19Speaker 4: apartment and then an older lady and carrying up a
- 37:23Speaker 4: hundred pounds sink and then going down on her and leaving.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Your sweaty.
- 37:36Speaker 4: That was just going continuing whatever task you were doing before.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Where am I going to my buddies to help with
- 37:41Speaker 1: the best man's feeture?
- 37:45Speaker 2: Weird day.
- 37:46Speaker 1: I mean, that's probably a fifty five year old woman's
- 37:49Speaker 1: like actual fantasy. That's probably like exactly like how they
- 37:54Speaker 1: drawn up.
- 37:54Speaker 4: She was probably hoping that her husband was gonna go
- 37:56Speaker 4: come home while you were there. Who the fuck is this?
- 38:01Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's probably her little Brooklyn husband.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Some tiny dude paint splotches. If I watch, I'm doing
- 38:08Speaker 3: the work you should be doing. Pip squeak.
- 38:11Speaker 4: How you beat the shit out of them?
- 38:12Speaker 3: You're clearly not eating enough. You know the reason your
- 38:18Speaker 3: wife's asking strange as to sink in making him in
- 38:21Speaker 3: a groanie and being like you're hungry too.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 38:28Speaker 3: I went and rode at my buddy's place with him
- 38:29Speaker 3: for a while, and then as I came out of
- 38:31Speaker 3: his home, there were four fire trucks on the street
- 38:34Speaker 3: in front of his place, four four hooking ladders. Yeah,
- 38:38Speaker 3: the big dogs must have been no exaggeration. Thirty five firemen,
- 38:46Speaker 3: full gear, oxygen tanks and helmets. And they were going
- 38:51Speaker 3: in across the street to this building that there was
- 38:54Speaker 3: no smoke coming out of nothing. And I watched them
- 38:57Speaker 3: go in and then very quickly turn around, come out,
- 39:01Speaker 3: pack up and drive away. I think I've made this point.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Before, but.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Why are there four going to that?
- 39:11Speaker 4: It must just be like maybe they thought it was
- 39:13Speaker 4: something that it wasn't like maybe they thought it was
- 39:15Speaker 4: like a fire that was about to like take off,
- 39:18Speaker 4: you know, like if it was like a dryer fire
- 39:21Speaker 4: or something and sometimes got in and it wasn't. It
- 39:23Speaker 4: was like not big.
- 39:24Speaker 3: The fact that, uh, isn't it common practice that if
- 39:29Speaker 3: someone you know gets injured or breaks a leg or
- 39:32Speaker 3: something and calls nine one one, they send an ambulance,
- 39:34Speaker 3: But sometimes they'll send a fire truck to.
- 39:36Speaker 4: I thought it was they send a if you call
- 39:38Speaker 4: the cops, they'll send an ambulance as well.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I think that firefighters are first responders, so instead of ambulances.
- 39:46Speaker 1: I think that was part of their collective bargaining or
- 39:49Speaker 1: something like they're the ones who go and we'll do
- 39:53Speaker 1: the CPR, or oh, they'll do like a lot of
- 39:56Speaker 1: the paramedic work.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Okay, I guess my point I'm trying to here is
- 40:00Speaker 3: that I think firefighters are like very specialized and important
- 40:05Speaker 3: and of all the first responders, of all the people
- 40:09Speaker 3: we have available, we should use them as sparingly as
- 40:13Speaker 3: possible to preserve their availability for actual horrific fires. Right,
- 40:19Speaker 3: someone breaks their leg, that's not going to cause another
- 40:23Speaker 3: twenty people to break their leg. Fire starts that could
- 40:27Speaker 3: really endanger more and more people as it spreads.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Well, are you sure they weren't going to Kim's house?
- 40:33Speaker 1: They were probably walking out one by one just wiping
- 40:36Speaker 1: their mouths, fucking could be holding their bellies because they
- 40:40Speaker 1: were so full from eating so much. I need thirty
- 40:45Speaker 1: five big, strong firefighters to come, and I'm not gonna
- 40:50Speaker 1: say it to gang sit. I think I think that
- 40:55Speaker 1: the firefighters, like I think that previously people try to
- 40:59Speaker 1: cut their budget. Oh and I think that they had
- 41:02Speaker 1: to take on more responsibility so they could justify their
- 41:07Speaker 1: like high high budgets and the amount of jobs that
- 41:10Speaker 1: they had. So I think that's why they're first responders
- 41:13Speaker 1: for a lot of things that aren't just fires.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Okay, hey, listen, I don't I'm trying to say, you know,
- 41:18Speaker 3: let's let's not keep rolling these twenty guys out of
- 41:24Speaker 3: the firehouse. Yeah, for a fucking meaningless thing, for their sake,
- 41:28Speaker 3: for the world's sake.
- 41:29Speaker 4: I was coming home from a road weekend one time,
- 41:32Speaker 4: and I got back to my street and like the
- 41:34Speaker 4: whole like Hudson was closed, and then my street was closed.
- 41:38Speaker 1: What street is that again?
- 41:39Speaker 4: Don't worry about it?
- 41:40Speaker 3: And then why'd you give the name of Hudson.
- 41:43Speaker 4: Well, that spans over the course of like ten miles
- 41:46Speaker 4: of New York not actually ten, but probably closer to two,
- 41:49Speaker 4: and a pretty small radius where.
- 41:52Speaker 1: You Yeah, we're zeroing in. We're echo locating exactly where.
- 41:55Speaker 3: You west village Hudson.
- 41:58Speaker 4: That's too clue, should be off of it, any street
- 42:00Speaker 4: and every pretty much every street connects to it.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Well, aren't you by that one? Bodego? No, and you're
- 42:06Speaker 1: buy where Emily Rada Chikowski lives?
- 42:08Speaker 3: No?
- 42:08Speaker 4: No, far away?
- 42:12Speaker 3: You you lived near Emily Rabitui.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Don't you know the same street as her?
- 42:16Speaker 4: No? That's what we thought, but I don't think. So
- 42:22Speaker 4: what was like where was I going with this?
- 42:23Speaker 7: Oh?
- 42:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I got I got back in. There was like
- 42:26Speaker 4: there was like what you said, Francis, there was like
- 42:28Speaker 4: fucking seven hundred firefighters walking around the street like you
- 42:33Speaker 4: would have thought. I thought my entire building had gone down.
- 42:36Speaker 4: Like it was just I was gonna get there and
- 42:37Speaker 4: it was gonna be like rubble of my PC. I'm
- 42:39Speaker 4: gonna be like pulling the GPU out of the of
- 42:43Speaker 4: the black box. What happened? And yeah, it was like
- 42:48Speaker 4: I think it was like someone's candle got out of control.
- 42:53Speaker 4: It was nothing.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Yeah, So firefighters don't actually do shit.
- 42:57Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't want to say firefighters don't
- 42:59Speaker 4: do shit because obviously when you need them that do shit.
- 43:02Speaker 3: I think firefighters are awesome, But.
- 43:04Speaker 4: I think they're definitely I don't know. It depends on
- 43:08Speaker 4: Like when I lived in like the suburbs growing up, dude,
- 43:11Speaker 4: the firefighters would do like like there would be like
- 43:13Speaker 4: an abandoned house and they would just burn it down
- 43:17Speaker 4: just to put out the fire, just to be like
- 43:19Speaker 4: the training. Nothing had nothing to do.
- 43:22Speaker 3: It's probably like a like a controlled burn in how Yeah,
- 43:28Speaker 3: Forest firefighters will set a burn fire too.
- 43:33Speaker 4: Well.
- 43:33Speaker 3: They do that to sort of stop them bigger one
- 43:36Speaker 3: from spreading.
- 43:36Speaker 4: For Yeah, but they wouldn't. There's no there's no need
- 43:38Speaker 4: to do that at a house.
- 43:39Speaker 3: Why not. Let's put it this way. If your house
- 43:43Speaker 3: on fire, the house to the right of it is abandoned, condemned,
- 43:47Speaker 3: filled with roaches, mice, it's just your pets.
- 43:50Speaker 4: Light that one up.
- 43:50Speaker 3: Too, and then the one to the right of that
- 43:53Speaker 3: is this beautiful new community center. No children, children, right.
- 43:58Speaker 4: So you're gonna light the one next to it on fire,
- 44:00Speaker 4: the one.
- 44:01Speaker 3: We burn the condemned one down to save the community center.
- 44:04Speaker 4: It sounds like you're gonna burn down the condemned one,
- 44:06Speaker 4: and then the community center is just gonna go up next.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Not if you're controlling it.
- 44:11Speaker 4: But once you double the size of the fire, it's
- 44:14Speaker 4: probably not that easy to control.
- 44:16Speaker 3: I think controlling the fire where you're setting the right blazes,
- 44:20Speaker 3: you're keeping the right doors closed. You got a wall
- 44:23Speaker 3: of water pointed at that, the connecting part, the part
- 44:27Speaker 3: that's next to the community center.
- 44:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I get what you're saying, Like I understand,
- 44:32Speaker 4: like the the controlled burns in the forest, I just
- 44:35Speaker 4: don't know if like in a suburban neighborhood there, that's
- 44:38Speaker 4: a great plan. It's not. I get my dryer just
- 44:41Speaker 4: lit on fire. Fuck it like the washing machine on
- 44:43Speaker 4: fire too.
- 44:44Speaker 1: You have to. You're told that the xerox machine, the copy.
- 44:49Speaker 4: Make sure it all goes.
- 44:50Speaker 1: You have to. It's the only you don't know anything
- 44:52Speaker 1: about fire. You haven't listened to enough Smoky Smoky the Bear.
- 44:56Speaker 4: I've been listening to it. I've been learning a lot
- 44:57Speaker 4: about fire.
- 44:58Speaker 1: Well, what who can prevent?
- 44:59Speaker 4: For Well, a lot of people don't know that forest fires,
- 45:03Speaker 4: for the most part, are actually good.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Only you can prevent forest fires, so you've already failed.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Only you can start them as well.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Uh. I think that firefighters in New York do more
- 45:12Speaker 1: than a lot of cities. I think a lot of
- 45:14Speaker 1: cities just have like volunteer firefighters. It's just like jack
- 45:17Speaker 1: dudes who want to feel like heroes and like just
- 45:21Speaker 1: get a little workout.
- 45:22Speaker 3: Jack dudes and bad marriages who don't mind spending three
- 45:24Speaker 3: nights a week one.
- 45:28Speaker 4: I've always wanted to slide down the pole though. Yeah,
- 45:31Speaker 4: that's probably the best part of their day, right, uh,
- 45:34Speaker 4: shooting down the pole.
- 45:35Speaker 1: I had community service at a firehouse one time, and
- 45:39Speaker 1: it was just like there's no fires around there. Nobody
- 45:42Speaker 1: did anything, and just like multiple days in a row,
- 45:46Speaker 1: and there was like a bar in there, this beautiful bar,
- 45:49Speaker 1: and they would have me just mop the floor, and
- 45:51Speaker 1: then I just have to come in the next day
- 45:52Speaker 1: and just mop the floor that nobody had walked on.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Just nobody's doing everything. I'm just mopping an already shiny floor.
- 45:58Speaker 3: Yeah, punitive community service.
- 46:01Speaker 1: It was for an underage drinking violation. Wow, sad to say,
- 46:07Speaker 1: I think you.
- 46:08Speaker 4: Had a record.
- 46:09Speaker 3: I've told you guys. I had to do community service
- 46:11Speaker 3: for pantsing someone right now?
- 46:13Speaker 1: What pants?
- 46:14Speaker 3: My friend Michael Michael Antonio? I pants?
- 46:19Speaker 4: What I'm assuming what? So he pressed charges?
- 46:22Speaker 7: Was he?
- 46:22Speaker 4: The chief of police.
- 46:23Speaker 3: Told the teachers, and then the teachers were furious about it.
- 46:26Speaker 3: I kind of thought, well, I didn't think this was
- 46:29Speaker 3: that big. I didn't pull his underwear down. Yeah, yeah,
- 46:32Speaker 3: I nailed it. Yeah, got just pants?
- 46:35Speaker 1: What kind of underwear? It was a tidy, whitey situation.
- 46:38Speaker 1: So that's even harder because I that it.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Was like ripping the It was like ripping when there's
- 46:46Speaker 3: glasses and plates on a fucking fancy table.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Yes, activity, So.
- 46:56Speaker 3: I had to go dust books in the library for
- 46:58Speaker 3: during during free period for like a week or two
- 47:02Speaker 3: dust books.
- 47:03Speaker 1: God damn that sucks.
- 47:05Speaker 4: I know, that's just like a fake job. Yeah, They're like,
- 47:08Speaker 4: we'll find something for him to do.
- 47:09Speaker 3: They wanted me to take down ones in the top
- 47:11Speaker 3: shelf and wipe the front and back jackets with a
- 47:13Speaker 3: damp claw.
- 47:14Speaker 1: You know what dust and libraries is is it's dead
- 47:16Speaker 1: skin exactly. It's like one hundred percent that.
- 47:20Speaker 4: You could build it. You could clone a person.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Yeah, you could cry out January, like recreate Ted Williams
- 47:26Speaker 1: through like the library skin.
- 47:28Speaker 4: The remains left over in libraries.
- 47:30Speaker 3: Isn't a lot of dust dead skin?
- 47:32Speaker 1: A lot of it is?
- 47:33Speaker 4: Most a lot of it is.
- 47:35Speaker 1: I mean, look at all the books in here. How
- 47:36Speaker 1: many fucking deados are all over this?
- 47:38Speaker 4: It's like the actual proper way to dispose of dust
- 47:42Speaker 4: a duster, Like do you get a duster? Isn't that
- 47:44Speaker 4: vacuum that kind of just move it around vacuum? But
- 47:48Speaker 4: I'm talking about like if I have tight spaces.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Swiffers will do it. Will cling to a swiffer.
- 47:52Speaker 3: Wet one, Yeah, I get a wet one there to look.
- 47:54Speaker 4: Into that I could. I guess I could technically just
- 47:57Speaker 4: use a wipe.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Right, Yes, those are good too. Eh it's the little
- 48:01Speaker 1: orange white. Yeah, just any type of wipe.
- 48:03Speaker 4: I was hoping for a better solutions. I've been using
- 48:06Speaker 4: the wipes.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I could send my wife over, she's great at it.
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- 49:38Speaker 3: Care Well, what happened to your sweater? There's a hole
- 49:40Speaker 3: in a note.
- 49:40Speaker 4: There is a hole in it and it's a burn,
- 49:42Speaker 4: and it's from I was at a fire. This was
- 49:45Speaker 4: a couple of months ago. That's why I hadn't won
- 49:47Speaker 4: the sweatshirt.
- 49:48Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what it is.
- 49:49Speaker 4: No, I swear to god, I was a f I
- 49:51Speaker 4: was back in Massachusetts and that we did a fire
- 49:54Speaker 4: and a mmember an ember landed right here, just went straight.
- 50:01Speaker 3: Through and word, I'm sorry to hear that. That's a
- 50:04Speaker 3: lovely sweater.
- 50:05Speaker 4: I think I'll fix it up.
- 50:07Speaker 3: No, you won't.
- 50:08Speaker 4: I know how to sew.
- 50:12Speaker 3: You will sew that sweater now as likely as you
- 50:16Speaker 3: will buy that wet dust swiffer.
- 50:18Speaker 4: Oh no, I will buy the wet duster swiper. But
- 50:21Speaker 4: I will never sow this sweater unless it starts really
- 50:23Speaker 4: falling apart. Then I might get it repaired.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Putting a little patch behind it I think. I mean
- 50:27Speaker 1: it already has this kind of vintage look to it.
- 50:30Speaker 4: Yeah, but the hole is a little annoying.
- 50:32Speaker 1: I'm more worried about the stain right here.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that's toothpaste. It'll be alright.
- 50:37Speaker 1: That's always tough. I had some of that no the
- 50:41Speaker 1: front yesterday. It was fucking embarrassed.
- 50:43Speaker 4: Now I don't even get embarrassed by the toothpaste standing
- 50:45Speaker 4: because it's like, what do you want me to do?
- 50:46Speaker 4: What happens to everybody?
- 50:47Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
- 50:48Speaker 1: No, you're right. No, you can't be walking around with toothpaste.
- 50:51Speaker 4: And I think it's just like a sign of like
- 50:53Speaker 4: I brush my teeth.
- 50:54Speaker 3: Harry, when was the last time that you uh worked
- 50:57Speaker 3: with the fabric of the couch and realized that going
- 51:00Speaker 3: one way it's dark and one way it's like it's.
- 51:02Speaker 4: Been a while. I've got bigger things. I've got bigger
- 51:04Speaker 4: things on my mind.
- 51:05Speaker 3: I just remember you once told me that once you start,
- 51:07Speaker 3: you can't stop.
- 51:08Speaker 1: You can't.
- 51:08Speaker 3: That's why.
- 51:09Speaker 4: Yeah, you better not even think about it.
- 51:11Speaker 3: Absolutely right. I've played seventeen games of Tactoe against myself already.
- 51:19Speaker 1: I was watching Superman this morning, the.
- 51:21Speaker 3: New one, the original Christopher Reeves.
- 51:24Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, man, did you guys see the new one?
- 51:27Speaker 1: No? Yeah, I think Superman actually sucks ass.
- 51:32Speaker 3: He's too invincible.
- 51:33Speaker 4: I'm not I'll be honest. I've never really gotten into
- 51:35Speaker 4: any of the superheroes outside of Batman.
- 51:38Speaker 1: They neither, and I was trying to like watch I
- 51:41Speaker 1: was like, okay, let me just put it on around
- 51:43Speaker 1: my kids just so they have an idea of a
- 51:45Speaker 1: fantastical But he sucks ass. It's just like a fucking
- 51:50Speaker 1: half baked idea. It's what a superhero is. And he's
- 51:54Speaker 1: just flying. Like one second, he's literally one scene to
- 51:57Speaker 1: a next he's like a car is falling into the
- 52:02Speaker 1: river in New York and he stops it. And then
- 52:04Speaker 1: there's someone falling off of the Hoover Dam and he
- 52:07Speaker 1: just like goes there like saves them. There's no like
- 52:10Speaker 1: through line to who he's saving. A train is about
- 52:14Speaker 1: the fall off of a track and he just lays
- 52:17Speaker 1: down on the train track and the train goes over him.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Then he like salutes on his way.
- 52:21Speaker 4: I mean, at least that's what's so bad. That's at
- 52:24Speaker 4: least that's what it's like in those ones, the new one.
- 52:26Speaker 4: It's just he's just getting the shit kicked out of
- 52:28Speaker 4: him the whole movie. Really, Oh it's awful.
- 52:31Speaker 1: That sucks too.
- 52:32Speaker 13: Yeah, it's just a very like like what is this
- 52:36Speaker 13: he's just like a handsome guy who can do everything,
- 52:40Speaker 13: or like I don't it just as like a half
- 52:41Speaker 13: baked it's like not very inventive.
- 52:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's tough because, like I think the
- 52:47Speaker 4: only reason that anyone likes I mean, they're never gonna's
- 52:50Speaker 4: They're never gonna make a Superman movie that's gonna even
- 52:53Speaker 4: be in the same realm as the Batman movies. And
- 52:56Speaker 4: it's not because of I don't think it's because of
- 52:58Speaker 4: the story. I think it's just because those movies are, like,
- 53:02Speaker 4: it's a superhero movie that is like universally considered to
- 53:05Speaker 4: be one of the greatest movies of all time, The
- 53:07Speaker 4: Dark Knight.
- 53:07Speaker 1: But even the Batman's before that ship on every Superman. Yeah,
- 53:11Speaker 1: and the Batman's after that ship on. There's like a
- 53:13Speaker 1: darkness of those stories.
- 53:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:14Speaker 1: But I'll even say that I think Spider Man as
- 53:17Speaker 1: a whole and all the movies ship on, all the
- 53:20Speaker 1: Superman movies, it's so much more interesting.
- 53:23Speaker 3: I never really got itto Spider Man either, the Tom
- 53:25Speaker 3: Holland ones.
- 53:26Speaker 1: You mean Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, Toby McGuire, where they're
- 53:30Speaker 1: all three in it. I think Toby like guire one
- 53:32Speaker 1: is the only one I've ever seen that and that's sweet.
- 53:35Speaker 4: That one's a good one. Or there's two, there's three, there's.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Three or three. Sammon was in the last.
- 53:41Speaker 1: One, then the third one. It's like he goes like
- 53:45Speaker 1: goth It's like my chemical romance.
- 53:49Speaker 4: Man.
- 53:49Speaker 1: And I'd still rather watch that than dumb ass Superman.
- 53:53Speaker 4: Yeah, Superman's kind of mid Outside of that, I think
- 53:57Speaker 4: I've got I got, I got pretty in to I've
- 54:02Speaker 4: almost said advanced warfare.
- 54:03Speaker 1: What's it called Daredevil? No, the Fantastic Four.
- 54:07Speaker 4: No, I'm thinking of like the Events X And yet,
- 54:10Speaker 4: what's the first Infinity War?
- 54:12Speaker 1: Infinity War? Yeah, I watched that movie.
- 54:17Speaker 4: I watched that movie. In high school, I took a
- 54:19Speaker 4: my senior year, I took a movies and music class
- 54:21Speaker 4: where we would just watch movies and then have to
- 54:23Speaker 4: write like a two sentence review on it. It was
- 54:26Speaker 4: the best class, and they put on Infinity War.
- 54:30Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, that that was a class that you
- 54:34Speaker 1: were watching Marvel movies and you had to write a
- 54:36Speaker 1: two sentence review of them.
- 54:37Speaker 4: For you to talk about the movies, you talk about
- 54:39Speaker 4: the music in Marvel in that movie and why the fuck?
- 54:44Speaker 1: I mean even the Superman movie had like a John
- 54:47Speaker 1: Williams soundtrack like this is.
- 54:49Speaker 4: Who was a fake class, but I highly doubt it
- 54:52Speaker 4: exists still. I think it was the first year they
- 54:54Speaker 4: did it, and I don't think I don't think it's
- 54:55Speaker 4: around anymore.
- 54:56Speaker 3: Dude, I don't really remember a whole lot of fake
- 54:58Speaker 3: classes in high school.
- 55:00Speaker 1: That's insane.
- 55:01Speaker 3: We had English sounded.
- 55:02Speaker 4: You had multiple free periods where you were dusting books.
- 55:06Speaker 3: One one a day like a study.
- 55:09Speaker 4: We didn't have any free periods.
- 55:11Speaker 3: You didn't have study halls.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Now we had. We had every Wednesday, there was this
- 55:16Speaker 4: thing called like eye lab or some shit, and you
- 55:18Speaker 4: would get like thirty minutes to fuck around.
- 55:21Speaker 3: Yeah, it was once a week.
- 55:22Speaker 1: We had two free period We had lunch in another
- 55:24Speaker 1: free period for whatever.
- 55:25Speaker 4: Our lunch was in between one of our like it
- 55:27Speaker 4: was during one of our classes. We would break, go
- 55:29Speaker 4: to lunch, come back.
- 55:30Speaker 3: What on earth is the schedule at your high school?
- 55:34Speaker 4: There was three different lunch times, so it'd be like
- 55:36Speaker 4: it was all during the fourth period and fourth period.
- 55:40Speaker 4: Like some people would go straight to lunch and then
- 55:42Speaker 4: come back and go to their class. Some people would
- 55:44Speaker 4: go to class for like twenty minutes, go to lunch,
- 55:46Speaker 4: come back. Some people would go to class for an
- 55:49Speaker 4: hour and fifteen minutes and then go to lunch and
- 55:51Speaker 4: then go to their.
- 55:52Speaker 3: Next It is crazy that you can remember your high
- 55:55Speaker 3: school schedule was such clarity.
- 55:57Speaker 4: I've got it. I don't remember.
- 55:58Speaker 3: I don't know fucking at all. So what my days
- 56:02Speaker 3: were like in high school. I just remember having to
- 56:05Speaker 3: be at school at seven fifteen in the morning and
- 56:08Speaker 3: being like, do I work at a cemetery?
- 56:10Speaker 4: It could have something to do with our thirteen year
- 56:12Speaker 4: age difference.
- 56:13Speaker 3: That's what I mean. I know, but but you know that.
- 56:19Speaker 4: I was in high school five years ago.
- 56:21Speaker 3: That's I know, that's madness.
- 56:24Speaker 4: You were, I guess like six years ago. Now, that's
- 56:27Speaker 4: so funny.
- 56:30Speaker 3: My middle school. The thing that happened the pantsing where
- 56:33Speaker 3: I had the free period. That was in middle school. Yeah,
- 56:35Speaker 3: free periods in middle school.
- 56:38Speaker 1: In high school there was we had multiple free periods,
- 56:41Speaker 1: and sometimes you're you would get your schedule and the
- 56:44Speaker 1: free period would be a third period, so you'd be
- 56:48Speaker 1: having lunch at like ten, ten in the morning. Oh yeah,
- 56:51Speaker 1: that shit is crazy, so insane.
- 56:54Speaker 4: Well, it's also I would eat my lunch every day
- 56:56Speaker 4: in probably the first or second period, because I wouldn't
- 56:58Speaker 4: eat breakfast to wake up late. Furious. My mom would
- 57:02Speaker 4: have like some furious, some bullshit, some bullshit downstairs.
- 57:08Speaker 1: What was the bullshit?
- 57:09Speaker 4: It'd be like a tiny fucking bagel with like a
- 57:13Speaker 4: pound of cream cheese on top.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Of it, like bullshit. That sounds great, It sounds great.
- 57:18Speaker 4: It sounds great until.
- 57:19Speaker 3: You know the ratio.
- 57:21Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you have preferred?
- 57:24Speaker 4: Nothing would I would have like two bites of it.
- 57:26Speaker 4: It's like six in the morning. We go to school,
- 57:29Speaker 4: so fucking early.
- 57:30Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really bad. I do fully agree that
- 57:34Speaker 3: that is not the way to get the most out
- 57:37Speaker 3: of our nations.
- 57:40Speaker 4: Yeah, or I would get to school. I think it's
- 57:43Speaker 4: seven thirty in the morning.
- 57:44Speaker 3: On Wednesdays. We had late start, which meant that you, oh, yeah,
- 57:48Speaker 3: you could get to school at nine.
- 57:50Speaker 4: I think it's a main thing. Really, Yeah, it might
- 57:53Speaker 4: be a thing everywhere. But when Nate moved to Maine,
- 57:55Speaker 4: he had late started, and we were all like, what
- 57:57Speaker 4: the fun?
- 57:57Speaker 3: When did Nate went to school in Main?
- 57:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 57:59Speaker 4: He went Tohigh School. Man, what We've talked about this
- 58:02Speaker 4: like a trillion times.
- 58:03Speaker 3: No, you just told me that he and his family
- 58:05Speaker 3: just moved there.
- 58:06Speaker 4: No, I said, Nate moved to Mame when we were
- 58:08Speaker 4: in high school.
- 58:09Speaker 3: Did he go to Kenny Bunk? Yeah, he went to
- 58:11Speaker 3: Kenny The Rams they're deering rams.
- 58:15Speaker 4: I don't know what they are.
- 58:16Speaker 3: What were they were they? The rams? I don't know
- 58:19Speaker 3: Kenny Bunk Rams. Maybe Owen, would you possibly do my
- 58:23Speaker 3: favor and check out the Kenny Bunk mascot. They were
- 58:27Speaker 3: light blue and navy. They had good colors.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we need a round of Kenny Bunk Ram shirts.
- 58:35Speaker 4: Kenny Bunk familiar to be honest, of.
- 58:37Speaker 1: Course, named after the Detergent.
- 58:42Speaker 3: The Deering Worth Deering was the Rams. I know they
- 58:45Speaker 3: are the Rams, Okay, Kenny Bunk was the Rams. Yeah.
- 58:48Speaker 4: Formerly known as the as the Todd Boy.
- 58:51Speaker 3: The Kenny Bunk was pretty solid at lacrosse. They had
- 58:55Speaker 3: Colin Finn and his brother Culin Collen was the goalie
- 58:59Speaker 3: and they both play with me on main select. We
- 59:02Speaker 3: played them in the state championship my junior year and
- 59:05Speaker 3: beat them eight five. I scored two goals. Oh shit,
- 59:10Speaker 3: what are you looking at? What do we get there?
- 59:12Speaker 4: It's not a great well, it's just all the whole
- 59:14Speaker 4: thing is under construction and then the.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Last one, the final product is just a box.
- 59:21Speaker 1: That's what their high school is. The box. It's just
- 59:23Speaker 1: a box video club in New York City.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Yeah, but he had he had late start.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 59:28Speaker 1: That's a great style.
- 59:29Speaker 4: Yeah, we never had that. I wish we did.
- 59:31Speaker 3: I just can't believe that they went to high school
- 59:33Speaker 3: in Maine. That's insane to me.
- 59:35Speaker 1: I always was curious why high school started too early
- 59:38Speaker 1: as a child, and I feel so parents. Well, I
- 59:41Speaker 1: used to think I heard that it was from like
- 59:42Speaker 1: that because of like the the like farming and like
- 59:46Speaker 1: getting up early or some shit. But I'm sure it's
- 59:47Speaker 1: just because, like you had, the parents had to drop
- 59:49Speaker 1: their kids off and then they get to fucking work
- 59:51Speaker 1: at eight or nine. Yeah, they started.
- 59:54Speaker 4: I think that's got to be what it's for. It's
- 59:56Speaker 4: really not something you can change. Like if they called
- 59:58Speaker 4: and they were like, by the way, school is starting
- 59:59Speaker 4: to hours later this year, they'd be like. Parents would
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: be like, are you out of your mind? That would
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: be like they would it would be crazy.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: Yeah, it really should, it really should.
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: If it was an hour later, it would change everything.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: Sometimes I would have study haul at maybe nine thirty
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: or ten or whatever, and my mom always packed me
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: a lunch because I just couldn't eat. I couldn't eat
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: the cafeteria food. It was. Yeah, it's like, okay, a
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: slice of pizza, a pile of iceberg lettuce shavings.
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: We didn't even have that, and an ice cream.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Yeah there's your lunch.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd have to pay extra for that, or they
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: just serve you that.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: We had to pay for that, but it'd be like
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: five bucks. Yeah, but I never I couldn't do that.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: I needed a fucking turkey sandwich. And it's not like
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: I demanded it, It's just I need I ate so
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: fucking much.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: You were athlete.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: I needed a lot. I needed like two apples, two
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: string cheeses, a fucking dan and yogurt. Yeah, and then
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: a big thing of grapes. And you did you.
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: Sometimes my mom would pack me a lunch and I
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: think I've talked about this before, but I would get
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: like it would be like a peanut butter and jelly,
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: or like a turkey sandwich, and I would take a
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: bite into it, and then I would realize that she
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: used both the end pieces of the bread and flipped
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: them inside out so that I wouldn't notice, and it
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: would like, dude, first bite days ruined.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: You would be like, are you out. I'd be like
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: texting my mom like what the fuck?
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: So smile. They were incredibly mean to your mother about
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: the food she made.
- 1:01:37Speaker 7: I didn't.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: I would never text her. But we had no service.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: We had no service in our school. It was like
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: a dead zone.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: That's what it should be. They're putting the're bricking people's
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: phones now at schools.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: Isn't that illegal to uh to to like shut because
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: I remember there was like rumors it turns out are
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: just our entire the entire town has zero service whatsoever.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: But everyone there was like rumors that they created like
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: a dead zone in the school. But I don't think,
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: no chance. Oh yeah, I don't think that's the thing
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: they did.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: The Ocean's eleven, like, oh it's cool to pinch. Hang on,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: I've got a day to keep these kids focused. Hold
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: it up, pinch.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: I mean you'd be in school, you'd be on like
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: so os.
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: I think that.
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: You'd go to the cafeteria and you'd have full service.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: That's why it kind of didn't make sense.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because the high ceilings in the cafeteria and
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: it was probably like a concrete school. It was like
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: probably made of a bunker.
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: Concrete jungle.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: Did we We had that free period at ten am
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: and you could get a waffle at the cafeteria, right, Yeah,
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: And they'd make you the waffle and then you got
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: to dress it and they had whipped cream. Yeah, so
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: I would cover it in whipped cream and syrup. Yeah,
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: eat it, and I know need Bargatzi has a bit
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: about this. But by new I was falling asleep in
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: class so fucking hard from the sugar crash and being like, Okay,
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: it's because I keep having to wake up at six thirty. No,
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: it's because I'm eating a fucking children's waffle cake cut
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: with a mountain of whipped cream at ten am.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so bad. It's fucked. But there was a
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: napping out. School was nice, napping in class, just hitting
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: this move. But on our second floor of our school,
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: there was like these couches right by a chapel and
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: you could get the deepest naps. But the one right
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: pressed up against the chapel wall what everybody got the
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: craziest dreams every single time. It was guaranteed have crazy dreams.
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: Damn You guys were really just like going like like
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: knocking out.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Yeah, for like a whole last period. It was amazing,
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: just like a forty five minute nap on these couches.
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: Any free time I had in high school, I was
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: just watching YouTube Fortnite. I was big into four Night
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: back then.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: I thought it was a dead zone Hory grumbles because
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: if you have we had laptops. Oh you watch something
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: the Lappie. Of course I think I I think I
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: heavily support kids not being able to use their phones
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: in school.
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: I agree. Yo, there was an article I was I
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: just read the headline, but it was talking about how
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: it is now impossible for colleges to stop kids from
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: cheating using AI.
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's impossible.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do. What can you do?
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: I actually saw something in the opposite saying that, uh,
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: schools are doing like a pretty good job cracking down
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: on for essays.
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: At least written by that That article was written by AI. Dude, AI,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: they're actually not even using US.
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm just like maybe I'm not
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: seeing the broader picture or I'm not like seeing all
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: what that it's capable of the current state of AI.
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: It's way fucking dumber than like Google, just straight up
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: like even like Google's AI is dog shit, chack GBT
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: is dog shit.
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: Like, well, what do you use?
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: It depends wholeheartedly on what you're using it for.
- 1:05:05Speaker 4: I do everything I ask. They just give me the
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: like just a straight up wrong answer.
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: Give me an example, I'll go, I'll open up chat
- 1:05:12Speaker 8: GBT right now.
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: You know what's surprising, I actually asked chat GBT yesterday.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: I don't use any of those. But the one thing
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: I find very impressive is that when you Googled a
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: question now, it gives you an answer at the top
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: of you your Google search that summarizes it what you're
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: looking for as succinctly as possible from Wikipedia and all
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: these things, instead of me having to then click on
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: the Wikipedia y figure out where that answer is from
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: Mountain inform. Yeah, obvious. It stills information very quickly. If
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: I now what I've started doing as a chef, I
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: will say chicken with chicken with mustard, lemon dill recipe, yeah,
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: and then and it will give me an AI answer
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: that's one of the best for it recipe.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I have a cast iron skillet. Yeah,
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: I have like some tuna I want to black in
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: the tuna. Yeah, and these are the Yeah, this is
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: what I have.
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: And then they'll reply and be like recipes for braised beef. No,
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: it's it's dumb as rock, dumb as fucking.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: You're probably like, where do I rank among New York
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: City comedians? At the stand.
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: No, I asked him, dude, I I I was asking
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: for I was trying to do a start sit for fantasy.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: It's not up to date.
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: Like, but that's what I'm talking about. It's not up
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: to date.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: Yeah, but why is it not up to date because
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: it's giving me.
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: I'm saying, should I start Stefan Diggs or or or
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: I was like, who should I start Drake May or
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: c J Stroud? Oh, well, you don't want to start
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: Drake May because he's going into his first season in
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: the NFL and Stefan and you want to start c J.
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: Stroud because he just got a bunch of new weapons.
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: And I'm like, wrong, season, that was last year. Ask
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: another one. You're right, You're right, that was wrong c J.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: Stroud and blah blah blah. This ye you're asking me
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: something else again from the last year. And I'm like,
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: still wrong because.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: The input is not like up to date, Like they're
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: not putting all the information even if they have got
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: it up to date, Like they're not able to like
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: scour it's not you can't be like who scored the
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: most points in the game last night, Like they're not
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: Like everything has to be put into it. Yeah, like
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: it's not like it like automatically just like knows what
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: you should do going forward. And there's other sites where
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: you can't get.
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: That, of course, so therefore explaining why that was. That's
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: why I'm saying it's not I don't think it's nearly
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: as advanced as people think.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I agree that it's not that advanced, but I think
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: you just had that.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: If it's getting simple shit like that wrong, it's not
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: even close to what people are playing.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: Which one were you asking that question on chatchibt?
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to use copilot chatchibt pro oh mind,
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: which I will be canceling my subscription today because I'm
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: just getting into it with it every time now you
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: argue back, I'm like I asked, I was like, have
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: people said that? I was like, are there are a
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: lot of people that can plain about like like wrong information?
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: And then they replied and they were like a ton,
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: They're like a lot of people are complaining about false information.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: At least they're honest. Sometimes they won't even be honest
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: with me. I'll be like, have other people used as
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: this like a similar prompt to this, Like we actually
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: can't tell.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: You Yeah, No, I just don't. Uh, I don't think
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: it's like I still don't see any I'm not impressed,
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: is what. I guess what I'm trying to say at all,
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: And I don't. I really don't think it's it's done
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: anything that crazier that that didn't already exist. Like it's
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: just Google. It's a glorified version of Google. It's like
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: an easier to use. All you have to do is
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: ask a prompt, but like the level of shit that
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: you can do is not like the videos. They were
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: like everyone was posting this videos being like, oh my god,
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: you're not even be able to tell this AI, And
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: you're like, dude, I'm watching like an animated film. What
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: are you talking about? Clearly, AI, it look like cartoon characters.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Yeah, or like the one with the big dog. Have
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: you seen that one where everybody's like what the fuck?
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: And like the dog is like taking up the whole kitchen.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: They're like, I can't believe this dog is so big.
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: Really, you didn't notice that dude's smile goes up to
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: his ear, their.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Six fingers like disappear when he goes into the saying.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Did you see the Will Smith accusations.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're real that the clips of.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: Him is concerts that he's aied. All these people in
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: the audience yeas, that's dude.
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: If you look at the thing, they're all AI.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: That's so sad. What a fall from grace.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: And it's also annoying because then it's like then they
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: the way that they use it, it's just like they're
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: now everyone's using it, so it's like they use it
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: in video games now, and then they're like they generate
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: maps on call of duty with AI and they're dog
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: shit horseshit.
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean I think all of this is
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: gonna be refined pretty quickly. I bet you that this
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: technology surges forward and self corrects and hones, and.
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: I think there's gonna be massive regulations that will be
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: put in place. And then I think, uh, I don't
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: I don't really see it like I I I guess
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: I don't know much about it outside of just like
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: the simple apps on the phone, But I think the
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: like today, yesterday, I just went back to I'm back
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: on Google just getting.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: The raw as soon as I couldn't watch, as soon
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: as I couldn't look up pictures of Taylor Swift having
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: sex with the cookie Monster. I knew that it was chalk,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: it's shaw. I was like, this is fucking chopped ass technology.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: It's fucking bullshit. The regulations are a waste of my time.
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm not I'm just not buying it.
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: I'm not in. They've been saying for like over ten
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: years now that AI is going to take everyone's jobs
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: and ruin the world.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: Well, I think it's gonna take like fast food workers' jobs.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: I think it the McDonald's will go from having one
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: hundred and fifty employees to having five employees. Think, but
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: that's just great for like a McDonald's owner. I think
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: we just got to start buying up McDonald's franchises.
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: But do you think that someone sorry, go ahead, do
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: you think that'll even happen? That McDonald's will be like
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: they'll those people will be losing their jobs. Yeah, because like,
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: what are you gonna do when you okay, I'll get
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: ten McNuggets and a double cheeseburger and then you get
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: your order and AI decided to give you like four
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: nuggets and c J Stroud and yeah, CJ Stroud and
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: a McChicken. You know, then what now you don't even
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: have someone to be like, hey, this is not.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: What I want. Well, I'm saying there's five employees of
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: You got it. So the five employees, their job is
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: just gonna have to be like constantly correcting AI's mistakes.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: It's gonna be like more mechanics in there.
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: A friend of mine, speaking of McDonald's, reached out to
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: me about like an investment opportunity to get in on
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: a franchise the ground floor of six Jimmy Johns that
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: were opening in Florida.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: I would I would be all over that Jersey Mike's.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: I I had the it actually might have been Jersey Mike's.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Get in on it.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: It might have been that, not Jimmy Johns.
- 1:11:59Speaker 4: Jersey Mike's is the future of I think it was.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: I think it was Jersey Mike's. And I didn't have
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: the money at the time, but I thought, well, I've
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: never seen anything like this, and I bet you that
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: this is an absolute printing press all money. Yeah, these
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: fast food places simply do not fail.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: That's how That's how Hank has like waterfront property in Chicago,
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: his parents Taco Bells, Damn dude, you know that that
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: that was how his parents made their fortune, is off
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: of franchising taco bells.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: Now that that does ring a bell.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: I've heard that it is. It is pretty crazy. Jimmy
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: John's is I mean, I'm impressed.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: You like Jimmy john.
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: I'm impressed with Jimmy John's.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: I like Jimmy Johnson.
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I mean I meant Jersey Mikes.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Oh, I think Jersey Mike's. Jersey Jersey mint to me.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: It is Jersey Mike's.
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: Oh I Jersey Mike's last night.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: I think it's extra.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: What what's Jersey Mike's stores in the North Miami and
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: West Fort Lauderdale summar Is that?
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Is that a sponsor anything?
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: I want to get involved. Uh, get me on a
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: call with this guy. Hold on, let me break the
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: bank for Jersey mics ball.
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: Group of investors only twenty around twenty five, raising five
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: hundred thousand of the total one point six million. Softman
- 1:13:20Speaker 3: looking for a guy, minimum check size of fifty to
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: one hundred k.
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: Oh come on, see that's what I said.
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, shit, yeah.
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: Tell them I'm good for a rack.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: I'll pay for one of the bathrooms at one of
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: the locations Jersey Mike's.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Jersey Mike's is serving up their blindiest turkey that's ever existed.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Their bread is faker than the fucking subway bread. O.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: Their bread is great. Their bread is is not great.
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: Their bread is fresh.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: It's not great.
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: It's not You're never going to take a bite of
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: a Jimmy or a Jersey Mike sandwich and get like
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: a wet bread.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: What Whenever you bite into a Jersey sandwich, it tastes
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: like you're biting into a nerve football, Like it comes apart,
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: like nerve football. That's like a little bit too wet.
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: It's been sitting in a pool.
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: Jimmy John's just like taking a bite. If you ever
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: get like you ever go to the airport and you
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: get one of those like pershudo with cheese rolls.
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: No, I only eat an adulta lounge.
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: Oh that's worse food. So good for you. Uh. I
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: genuinely believe like a prepackaged sandwich is healthier than whatever
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: the fuck the slop they're serving in the Delta lounges.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Salt chicken.
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, the Delta lounge. I texted you guys this weekend.
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: It's turned into a home shelter all the time. It's
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: turned into a souper kitchen for the homeless.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Well, it's also overcrowded, like like a refugee shelter.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like the first time any of
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: these people have ever seen food. Like it's the it's
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: like we're it's like we're in the Hunger Games when
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: they're throwing the bag attes out.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: Call me, call me, call me blue collar. I like, uh,
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: I still like the food. I like the people at
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: the Delta Lenge. You haven't been in a minute, No,
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: I have? You haven't been in a while?
- 1:14:59Speaker 7: Which one?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Which one are you talking about? Which one have you
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: been to?
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: I was at the one in LaGuardia a week and
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: a half ago.
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: Must have been there on and off day.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: They put all their resources into that three sixty at JFK.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: That's the only one worth going to.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: Any Delta one lounge.
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that one.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: That sounds like a fucking Soho house. Dude.
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: Soho House is going public now too.
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: It did go public, I think, and I don't think
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: it did very well. And I think there's a pretty
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: big effort, right now to take it private again by
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: a private equity firm.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they I mean it's it was your videos
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: that actually crushed Soho House. Your videos.
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you've destroyed so sad for them now
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: that whole space has gotten way too crowded. The private
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: membership social clubs.
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: It's also just dumb as fun.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: I agree, Zero Bond Chipriani.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: I've been to Soho House and you're there and you're like,
- 1:15:55Speaker 4: this is like everyone's like week, so you're paying to
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: be here, and then you also have to pay like
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: one hundred dollars for your meal.
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: Yeah, Sandacente Bungalow.
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: I remember I went there with my old manager like twice,
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: and I remember both times when you had to pay,
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, what was the I'd
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: be like, I would be like if you went to
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: the Delta Hunch and then they were charging you at
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: the end of the buffet line.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: Yeah. The justification that members give is it's so hard
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: to get reservations at good restaurants in New York. Now
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: it's really nice for me to just have a place
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: that I can actually go without worrying about it.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Well, that is not true at it's not true, true,
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: And there's so many restaurants in New York that, like,
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: just because you can't go to like the popular like
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: girl dinner restaurants that like you saw Taylor Swift go to,
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: like you can't go to the corner store whenever you
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: want or whatever like that, you think that the restaurants
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: suck in New York.
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: Now, I don't go to like crazy nice restaurants, but
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: I've be one to like decent restaurants, and I've never
- 1:16:51Speaker 4: once had a problem like reservations here. It's like you
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: you can log into the app thirty minutes before you
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: go and there's like four tables available.
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: Yeah. The truth is that there is one reason and
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: one reason alone to be a member at those places,
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: and that's because it makes you feel good to be
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: in a place that other people can't go. It's exclusivity.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: People watching, it's all that shit.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Well the pool, I mean the pool haven't. Being able
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: to go to a pool in a city is nice.
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: It is, except that all those people now dog soho house,
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: They're like it socks blah blah blah, and they've all
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: moved on to the new hotter places, none of which
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: have pools.
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: It sounds like, what's our turn to step up and
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: make a barstool house. Only gold members are allowed.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: In cossa barstool. Yeah, oh my god, can you imagine
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: what that be like? Be crawling with fucking your sports
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: team T shirts?
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: Now? No sports team T shirts allowed or baseball huts,
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: no fitted, no white T shirts, no baseball hats after
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: nine pm, no timber classy joint. All right, Well that
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: was a great episode.
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: Fun.
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you next week.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: I'm going to be in Milwaukee at the Improv in
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: two weeks. Website Harrystle dot com. I'd a website dot com.
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: I'll be at the Tempe Improv out in Phoenix September tenth,
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: well to the fourteenth.
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: I'm in Spokane.
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: Really yeah, it'll be fun. Good room out.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: There, incredible October twenty fourth through twenty six.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: They like it. People like it? All right, thanks.
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