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Mac & Bone Hour 4: Panthers/Bears Thoughts · Mac & Bone Podcast

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is- I'm Will Pelagic.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Referee blows for full time.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: That is it.
• 0:15
  Speaker 4: The crown belongs to Charlotte.
• 0:18
  Speaker 5: The crown gets its fourth consecutive victory at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
• 0:24
  Speaker 4: They own Atlanta.
• 0:27
  Speaker 6: Charlotte wins 2-0, getting their first clean sheet since the
• 0:31
  Speaker 6: World Cup break, and they will sleep in fourth place
• 0:35
  Speaker 6: in the Eastern Conference.
• 0:37
  Speaker 5: Tell them, P-Man. Tell them who owns Atlanta, baby. Charlotte
• 0:41
  Speaker 5: FC and Bryce Young own Atlanta. That's who owns Atlanta.
• 0:44
  Speaker 5: That is Willie P from the awesome call of the
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: awesome win on the road in Atlanta by Charlotte FC.
• 0:52
  Speaker 5: Four in a row down there. We've got to talk
• 0:54
  Speaker 5: about that. We've got to talk about the Panther season
• 0:57
  Speaker 5: approach in college football.
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: We've got all kinds of stuff to get into.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Food?
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: His hamburger condiment takes bone? That are, you know, that
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  Speaker 5: rub some of us.
• 1:06
  Speaker 4: The wrong way. Can I say something about Willie P
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: real quick? He's the P-Man.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: What's up? I'm not sure he's the right food guy
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: for us on the show.
• 1:14
  Speaker 5: You want to fire him as the official food man?
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: Can we vote somebody else in?
• 1:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: P-Man, why is Bone trying to get rid of you
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: as a food guy? What's going on?
• 1:24
  Speaker 6: I'm glad we're starting off on a hostile foot this morning, guys.
• 1:26
  Speaker 6: I was in a very good mood before I joined
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  Speaker 6: this program.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you. It's just I don't know if our food...
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: If our food... We.
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: Align right on food stuff sometimes. I feel like.
• 1:40
  Speaker 6: Well, we've never aligned right on food because y'all have
• 1:42
  Speaker 6: the palates of children.
• 1:43
  Speaker 7: Oh!
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  Speaker 6: We've never aligned right on food.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness. But you've got a hoity-toity palate. What's
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  Speaker 4: wrong with... How dare you? I don't have.
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  Speaker 6: A hoity-toity... You guys have always overstated my palate. My
• 1:54
  Speaker 6: palate is not hoity-toity. Yours is just so far down
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  Speaker 6: to the lowest common denominator that I can't get down there.
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: I like a.
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  Speaker 6: Lot more normal things... I like a lot more normal
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  Speaker 6: things than you guys give me credit for.
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  Speaker 5: But why can't I do ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard all
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  Speaker 5: mixed together on my burger?
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  Speaker 6: You can do whatever you want. All I said was,
• 2:19
  Speaker 6: if you just only put mayo on there, it's gross.
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  Speaker 6: That's all. I didn't say you couldn't put mayo as
• 2:25
  Speaker 6: part of a combination.
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: Of other things.
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  Speaker 6: I never said that. Didn't you also— I ate a
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  Speaker 6: burger last night that had, you know, basically a restaurant-created
• 2:35
  Speaker 6: Big Mac sauce type thing where that's got mayo in it.
• 2:38
  Speaker 6: I've got no problem with mayonnaise on principle.
• 2:41
  Speaker 5: He always needs– do you always need something fruit-free?
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: Something special. Did you like the Mac sauce?
• 2:49
  Speaker 6: I'm a big Mac sauce fan. I'm a huge Mac
• 2:51
  Speaker 6: sauce fan. There's a restaurant in Rock Hill. My wife
• 2:54
  Speaker 6: and I went out. It was the five-year anniversary of
• 2:56
  Speaker 6: our engagement last night. We went out for dinner, and
• 2:58
  Speaker 6: there's this great burger joint. that are a great sit-down
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  Speaker 6: restaurant that's got an incredible burger, and they use basically
• 3:07
  Speaker 6: a Big Mac type, it's like an elevated Big Mac,
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  Speaker 6: and I loved it.
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  Speaker 4: See, that's the difference.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: You're going for elevated Big Macs. We're going for regular
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Big Macs on this show. We're a man of the people.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: What's that stuff you put on there, Aragula? What's it
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  Speaker 1: called there?
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  Speaker 6: Aioli.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 8: Arugula?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Arugula, yo! Oh, my goodness.
• 3:33
  Speaker 5: This texter says, Willie probably likes avocado toast.
• 3:39
  Speaker 6: I'll eat avocado toast, but it's not something I would,
• 3:43
  Speaker 6: you know, I'd much prefer going to Waffle House, personally.
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  Speaker 1: I respect that. Bo, try it now on Willie. Let's
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: see if it works like it does for Murphy.
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  Speaker 6: Smothered, covered, chunked, and peppered. I'm a big, big house guy. Okay.
• 3:58
  Speaker 5: Willie will not budge, Boney. He is focused. P-Man, let's
• 4:02
  Speaker 5: talk about Charlotte FC. Man, I love the way this
• 4:05
  Speaker 5: team is playing. Maxie seems to get better and more
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  Speaker 5: fit every week. Abada, what a different player he's been.
• 4:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, what are you thinking? Where's the limit for
• 4:16
  Speaker 5: this Charlotte FC squad, the way they're playing right now, man?
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  Speaker 6: I tell you what, the offensive creativity has gone up
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  Speaker 6: a notch with the inclusion of Alan St. Maxim in
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  Speaker 6: the squad. And I know that there's maybe some people
• 4:29
  Speaker 6: who feel like they sit back a little bit too much,
• 4:32
  Speaker 6: but it allows them the ability to have the open space.
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  Speaker 6: with some of these great counterattacking goals they've scored, like
• 4:38
  Speaker 6: the two they scored against Atlanta, and also the final
• 4:41
  Speaker 6: goal they scored against D.C. United. Maxey definitely brings about
• 4:45
  Speaker 6: a much different profile than Wilfred Zaha, because Zaha, while
• 4:49
  Speaker 6: he had a lot of the ingenuity and brute strength,
• 4:51
  Speaker 6: probably didn't have the agility at the level that St.
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  Speaker 3: Maximin has.
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  Speaker 6: As somebody who's a little bit closer to his prime
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  Speaker 6: than Zaha was. And I think he just, he has
• 5:00
  Speaker 6: the ability to make guys miss, but he also knows
• 5:03
  Speaker 6: when to make the pass. He knows what kind of
• 5:05
  Speaker 6: pass is required. And I love his chemistry with Pat Biel.
• 5:09
  Speaker 6: He said something very interesting, a lot of things very interesting,
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  Speaker 6: but one of the most interesting things he said when
• 5:14
  Speaker 6: he got here was, I'm here to make Pat Biel
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  Speaker 6: look good and make him look better. And that's already
• 5:18
  Speaker 6: happened already. So that's incredible things to see with the
• 5:22
  Speaker 6: two of them looking up. And it's created a selfish
• 5:25
  Speaker 6: choice for center backs because you can't double team both
• 5:28
  Speaker 6: of them.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: How much of a case does Pep have for MVP
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: like Dax McCarthy was talking about Saturday night?
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  Speaker 6: You know, it's one of those things that, unfortunately, in
• 5:40
  Speaker 6: a league that is dominated by Lionel Messi, it's hard
• 5:43
  Speaker 6: to see anybody other than him win the MVP. I
• 5:47
  Speaker 6: think in any other year, if Messi wasn't included or
• 5:50
  Speaker 6: wasn't having a good season, he'd definitely be up there.
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  Speaker 6: I think Evander is another one who probably will get
• 5:54
  Speaker 6: a lot of votes from him, but... I like that
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  Speaker 6: he's getting his just due now amongst MLS pundits. And
• 6:01
  Speaker 6: I didn't like him. And I think Max said it
• 6:03
  Speaker 6: something like this earlier in the week where I didn't
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  Speaker 6: like that. It took Dean Smith being the head coach
• 6:08
  Speaker 6: of the all-star team for him to get his first
• 6:10
  Speaker 6: all-star voting. Seriously. He should have been an all-star a
• 6:12
  Speaker 6: year ago with the way that he played. And he's
• 6:14
  Speaker 6: on an even better pace this year in terms of
• 6:18
  Speaker 6: his goals and assists. He is going to shatter the
• 6:20
  Speaker 6: Charlotte FC career goals and assists goal contributions record. He's
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  Speaker 6: one away from doing so. So, I think it's one
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  Speaker 6: of those things where it's a matter of time before
• 6:29
  Speaker 6: he starts being looked at as a more household name
• 6:32
  Speaker 6: in LLS spaces. But I'm glad that people like Dax
• 6:35
  Speaker 6: and others around MLS are starting to recognize him and
• 6:38
  Speaker 6: what he brings.
• 6:39
  Speaker 4: To the table.
• 6:40
  Speaker 5: Way overdue. No doubt about it. Willie P is with
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  Speaker 5: us for Willie's World. You know there will probably be
• 6:44
  Speaker 5: more food talks. There's a lot of text coming in.
• 6:46
  Speaker 5: Weatherman Markdown. Weatherman Mark taking a run. What's he talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Willie might need mayo to make his brisket juicier. Oh,
• 6:54
  Speaker 4: my God.
• 6:56
  Speaker 6: I don't want to hear from Eeyore this morning, man.
• 6:58
  Speaker 6: I do not want to hear from him. Has anybody
• 7:01
  Speaker 6: ever thought that Weatherman Mark sounds like Eeyore whenever he
• 7:03
  Speaker 6: comes on the air? I'll tell you what, man. I'm
• 7:06
  Speaker 6: sitting here in my gloomy spot, man. I can't deal
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  Speaker 6: with it, man. I'll tell you what, man.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather sound like Eeyore or Mickey.
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  Speaker 3: Mouse, though? Oh, man.
• 7:16
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I happen to have gotten critical acclaim for
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  Speaker 6: sounding like Mickey Mouse. Thank you very much.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: I'm here for a weatherman Mark Willie feud.
• 7:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is the feud. We didn't know we needed this.
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: That was a tremendous impression. That was good. Eeyore reference
• 7:32
  Speaker 5: was good. Weatherman Mark. Oh, he's stewing right now. Weatherman Mark.
• 7:35
  Speaker 5: He's typing something back.
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  Speaker 4: He is stewing.
• 7:38
  Speaker 5: P-Man, before we get to other stuff, I want to
• 7:43
  Speaker 5: ask you about the defense for Charlotte FC.
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to slander anybody else on this squad.
• 7:49
  Speaker 5: I like the defensive depth we have right now. But honestly,
• 7:53
  Speaker 5: I love having Kessler in there now.
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  Speaker 4: Next to Ream.
• 7:58
  Speaker 5: I love having the fullbacks we have, even Cleary, the
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: young buck. I honestly, I kind of like him better
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  Speaker 5: than Byrne. I like Schnegg better than Toffolo. Am I
• 8:07
  Speaker 5: off base to feel like this is now our best
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  Speaker 5: group of defenders?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think you've seen the way the Gabber
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  Speaker 6: feels about it, where, you know, it sounds to me
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  Speaker 6: like Nathan Byrne is good and healthy and Cleary's playing
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  Speaker 6: ahead of him. And I think that they're recognizing something
• 8:21
  Speaker 6: with the floor that they have back there. That first
• 8:24
  Speaker 6: choice four is pretty darn good. And I think, you know, Morrison,
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  Speaker 6: you don't lose a lot when you go to him,
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  Speaker 6: I don't think. I think he had some green moments
• 8:32
  Speaker 6: at the early part of the season, but I think
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  Speaker 6: him and Kessler have worked really, really well together. I
• 8:36
  Speaker 6: like Kessler and Morrison better than I like Raymond Morrison.
• 8:41
  Speaker 6: And I like Raymond Kessler as well as the, you know, that,
• 8:44
  Speaker 6: that kind of first choice, a two man center back routine.
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  Speaker 6: that wouldn't have been having to pull up for some,
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  Speaker 6: you know, midweek relief. I think unfortunately the one part
• 8:52
  Speaker 6: where I think you lose Schneggie is that he's not
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  Speaker 6: as good a defender as top below is one V one.
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  Speaker 6: So I think it's one of the, we don't stay
• 8:58
  Speaker 6: can get, get direct and get down and, and he's
• 9:01
  Speaker 6: got a good relationship right now with Alan St. Maxman.
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  Speaker 6: And I'd love for that to develop also with top, but,
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  Speaker 6: I think that first choice four has looked very, very good.
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  Speaker 6: And I think as you start to get to some
• 9:10
  Speaker 6: match congestion, they're going to have a three-game week this week.
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  Speaker 6: If Toffolo can get back healthy and Byrne maybe gets
• 9:16
  Speaker 6: some spot minutes, all that does is improve your depth.
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  Speaker 6: And I think that's something that Charlotte FC has desperately
• 9:22
  Speaker 6: needed in previous seasons as they get ready for the playoffs.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Willie's approval rating right now in the text line is
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: like 99%.
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: People cannot get enough of your Weatherman market. Oh, my God.
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: People say they're crying. Monroe Lair says she's crying. Panther
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  Speaker 5: Bo's stomach hurts from laughing. Buffet Enforcer has thrown this
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  Speaker 5: one in for you, Willie. Does Weatherman Mark sound like
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: Eeyore or Hank Hill?
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's a combo.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Bebop says Willie got tired of getting clowns, so he
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: took it out on poor Weatherman Mark.
• 9:51
  Speaker 6: Because I like Mark and Mark's a good caller, but like,
• 9:53
  Speaker 6: you know, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take i'm not
• 9:55
  Speaker 6: gonna take slander on food from a guy who's who's
• 9:57
  Speaker 6: too busy with his turbine he.
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: Took it well though he said i still love you willie.
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: He did he did that's sweet that's sweet of him p-man.
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: But his turbines are spinning right now.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: Bone brought up a good point p-man we are a
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: week and a half away wait hey Oh, my God.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: He's on fire today.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Man, you're on fire.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: He's making himself laugh.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: By the way, you made Finney laugh so hard, Thomas
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: had his rep right now.
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  Speaker 4: Like a cartoon character.
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. P, we're a week and a half
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: away from the start of the Panther season. Have you
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: gone on record with your win prediction yet?
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 10:38
  Speaker 6: I'll give it to you. I think, I think they
• 10:40
  Speaker 6: can win nine games. I think I'm at nine and eight.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: That's where I'm at.
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  Speaker 5: Not at eight.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: That's I think that's about where I am. The board
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  Speaker 4: you're at 17 over here on this thing.
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I crossed out your 17. Here's your, you want it?
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: You want some 70?
• 10:51
  Speaker 6: Here's your 17.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:52
  Speaker 6: Right here. No, I'm in for nine wins. I'm a little...
• 10:57
  Speaker 6: I know the Bobby O'Kara case signing maybe stabilizes his
• 11:00
  Speaker 6: linebacker scenario. I just still have my fears there. I
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: think also, you know, the depth surrounding Derek Brown and
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: the interior defensive line is something that's a little bit concerning.
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  Speaker 6: The first place schedule is also a little bit hard
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  Speaker 6: for me to at least stomach in terms of them
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  Speaker 6: getting more than nine wins. I'll be happy if they
• 11:17
  Speaker 6: get 10. I'm not going to sit here and say
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: that I'd be surprised if they got 10. I just
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: think 10 represents... Everything going right for them and getting
• 11:26
  Speaker 6: the guys back at a level that they can, you know,
• 11:30
  Speaker 6: getting them back expediently, I would say. You know, like
• 11:32
  Speaker 6: Icky getting back and Taylor getting back, Turk Warden getting back.
• 11:35
  Speaker 6: I think not having those guys for an appreciable amount
• 11:37
  Speaker 6: of time is going to be something that potentially hurts
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: their ability to get beyond nine.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: Weatherman Mark has put out a statement that Willie showed today.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: He hates.
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: Southern country people, yeehaw.
• 11:51
  Speaker 6: I absolutely love Southern country people. I probably, when it
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: comes to the Southern part stuff, I probably do a
• 11:58
  Speaker 6: lot more of the Southern things than some of y'all do. Like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 6: I love me some cherry lemon sundrop. I love liver mush.
• 12:04
  Speaker 6: I love pimento cheese. I love biscuits and gravy. I'm
• 12:08
  Speaker 6: all about the Southern country people.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: There you go, Mark. There you go. I will be honest.
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: You're a regular redneck, we always say. I will be.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: I will be honest, though, P-Man.
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: I probably stirred Mark up because he initially said, love you, Willie, anyway.
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: And then I said, how dare he impersonate you, Mark?
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: And then he came back with the Willie slander.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Yeehaw.
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  Speaker 8: Yeehaw.
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  Speaker 5: So I kind of. I mean, it's hard to come back.
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: I wanted to stir this feud up. Willie, it's hard
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: to come back from getting yeehawed.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know. Who you swining this week, P-Man?
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: I got to swine Pitty's toffees because not only did
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: they get left at the altar by Flo Balligan last night,
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: the Premier League transfer.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: That's kind of hurt.
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  Speaker 6: But they also talked about having a big announcement coming.
• 12:55
  Speaker 6: You're thinking, okay, maybe this is a big transfer coming in,
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: somebody signed. I know they brought in Jack Grealish, but
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: they basically pulled a conkle and said, we have a
• 13:02
  Speaker 6: big announcement. We're bringing back Everton Donuts. And so after
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: they were basically a donut in the transfer window, hoodwink
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: their fans by saying, basically pulling a couple and saying,
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: we got something big to announce. Oh, we're just, we're
• 13:16
  Speaker 6: doing donuts again.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: What about that donut on the Premier League table there, Willie?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, man.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get him out of here.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: How about that donut?
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: I got him out of here.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: You don't?
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what it is. You don't come on.
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: You don't come on the premier soccer show on WFNZ
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: and take your run at Everton, okay? Not why Tottenham
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: and Manchester United are the jokes of the Premier League.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there's a donut in Tottenham's goal column
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: after two games, not just their points column. Ooh, man,
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: that was well played, Finney. That is well played, but
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: he's right about Everton. Y'all lost to NGI to Man City, too.
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but we got Jack Grealish back late last night.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I love Jack. He's going to be healthy for about
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: 10 games.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: I see Finney got his news all day from Mac
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: this morning on his team.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: No, I got it from the actual app on my phone.
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: Flo Balligan not going there sucks, man, because for him
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: it would be good to get the U.S.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Striker in the Premier League. It'd be good for your squad.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: That sucks, man.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to call 92, see if we can get something.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Done. 92 will be like, who, who's that? Flo Balligan.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: Remember the guy that you forced Gianni to, to, to
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Regan state.
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Forgot about him.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: When we come back, we're going to take a, a
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: closer look. We're getting there almost to bears week, but
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: right now, how are we feeling? Do we think it's
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: the toughest game ever? Free buy. Sports Radio 92.7.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: That was a.
• 14:50
  Speaker 9: Hard one for me. I've been in the world where
• 14:53
  Speaker 9: we keep two on the roster. We have one on
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: the practice squad. That gives you roster flexibility. There's a
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: linebacker you can keep, a safety, a special teams player
• 15:02
  Speaker 9: you can keep if you go with two quarterbacks. And
• 15:05
  Speaker 9: then he didn't play in any game except for the
• 15:07
  Speaker 9: Hall of Fame game. So that was a hard decision
• 15:09
  Speaker 9: for me. He showed enough to us in practice, in
• 15:15
  Speaker 9: the way he prepares, the way he speaks the language, calls, plays,
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: makes adjustments. This isn't a 22-year-old rookie. This is a
• 15:23
  Speaker 9: 25-year-old grown man. And with a real process for how
• 15:26
  Speaker 9: he does it, dad's a coach, loves the game, all
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: the things you would hope for from your third quarterback.
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: And then on top of it, the physical ability. the
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: possibility of using him in different ways, just because he's
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: a true 4-4-7 guy, you know, and has a lot
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: of speed.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: That is Coach Canales talking about keeping Haynes King on
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: the roster. I think he might have just given us
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: our answer bone as to whether we're going to see
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: a short yardage package or we're going to see a
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: use of Haynes King in some sort of specialized role.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: I know when Alex Zetlow asked him about it yesterday
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: in the presser, he said, anything's possible. And then he
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: started laughing at his own non-answer and apologizing to Alex
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Zetlow for not saying anything.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: It was pretty funny.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: But what he said right there at the end of
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: that clip, he brought it up himself there. Talks about
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: his 4'4, 7' speed, the tremendous athlete he is, and
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: then brought up using him in some different, like, it's
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: going to happen, Bone.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Don't you think so? Yeah, it appears that way, yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I would strongly say percentages say yes. I'm not saying
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: right away, right?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: But, like, at some point it feels like it's in
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: his mind there. He's stressing how much of an athlete.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Two things, by the way, I don't think we say enough.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: There's going to be something in there that they make
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: other teams at least think about and prepare for in
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: some ways, right? Spend time on it during the week
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: of maybe not knowing if they're going to do something
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: or not.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Two things in there that I don't think we lend
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: enough credence to. 4.47 speed. I know Cam was a
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: lot bigger. Cam ran a 4.59. That's fast, dude. Now,
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: he ain't going to bring the power, but that is
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: a dude that I don't think we talk enough about
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: his athleticism. I know we certainly don't talk enough about
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: the fact that this dude is no slouch thrown from
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: the pocket like a lot of people think. The other
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: thing is 25 years old. He's not some young spring chicken, right?
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: This guy is mature, man.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: The question, though, that I would have, though, about the versatility,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: because some people think he can be used in like a—
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Taysom Hill or a Cordell Stewart type way. I don't
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: know how he catches the ball. We don't know that
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: part of it, right? That's the thing with that. Taysom Hill,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and he became a really reliable pass catcher. There's no
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: way for us to know as a receiving threat what
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Haynes King would be.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Until we saw it, we
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: don't know. Does he have good hands catching? He just
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: raved about his athletic ability right there. Yeah, so maybe
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: he does. I don't know.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Until we see it, it's hard to know. I'm not
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: sure if I see him going out and catching passes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: I feel more like short yardage maybe. you know, as
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: a guy that can throw it, um, You know, do
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: you push his tush a little? I know he's only 215.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: He's not like he's as big as Taysom Hill. I mean,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: do you put him in a King Cat formation?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: The King Cat. You know what I mean?
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Where you got him back there in the Wildcat and
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: a pistol and he can run zone read?
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: It sounded barebone. He's raving about his athleticism. He drops
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: it in himself. He was very coy when asked directly
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: about a special pack.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I just.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: It kind of feels to me like it's going to
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: happen at some point. I just got wayheaded. So we'll
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: see there. I think I just got wayheaded.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: You are.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I think I just got wayheaded thinking too hard.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Don't let that happen again.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Come on now.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying I'm out of shape, Matt, but I
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: just got worn out thinking. You're on the Mac and
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Bone show. No need to think too hard.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: That's frowned upon. That's why I don't do it a lot.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: It's frowned upon in this environment. I think the older
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: you get, Mac, thinking takes energy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: This 704 number says, you guys are starting to sound
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: like the King cult right now. All these Hanes King
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: fans that think he hung the sun and the moon
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: and can hang 40 on the Seahawks.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I don't want to lay it on that thick.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I'm just talking about it just feels to me like
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Dave is thinking about something special there, you know?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Something special. Isn't that special?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Not going to reveal it, though, but maybe we can
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: see it from the high-rises if they're working on something, though.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go, baby. There you go.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Anybody out there got one of those high-rises we can
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: come hang out at during practice?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: So let's let's talk about the Bears opener bone. I
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: feel like the schedule pre-buy week breaks down as to
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: two road games that you're saying you better go win
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: them against the Falcons and the Browns. And those two
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: are the meat in the sandwich of the first four
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: games before the buy. And then the bread in the
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: sandwich are two tough games, but they're at home. And
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: it's like, get one of them. Like, that's the way
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking. Can you get one of the two tough
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: home games, and can you win both of them on
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: the road? And don't slip up on the banana peel
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: between that either. Don't beat Chicago and then... all of
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: a sudden you don't show up in Atlanta.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: No, get those two, and then you get one of
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the other ones, you're three and one, bada-boom, bada-bing, we're.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: On a roll here.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: What game do you think, like, how scary is the
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Bears opener? I'll just put it this way, and I
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: want to know from Panther Nation listening on this one, like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: do y'all think the Bears game is a scarier one
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: in week one, or do we think the Lions game
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: In week four is the scarier one, Sunday night football
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: at home. I think week one is scarier because under
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Dave Canales, they don't start out fast. And we've already
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: seen in the preseason that seems to be something that
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: we have to worry about a little bit here. At
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: the Lions game, they have three games to that point
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: to get a little momentum going. They play Atlanta, they
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: play Cleveland.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: You would think that in those games, they can at
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: least get something going there. So I worry more about
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Chicago week. Number one, just not being fully ready yet.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Like canals teams have not, but I think by week four,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: there'll be much more in a flow week. One scares me.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And the bears are good. I think the bears are
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: better than the lions right now as well.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: See, I disagree. I think the lions are going to bounce. Boy,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: how do we got to fight here? I think the
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: lions are going to bounce back and win the division.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Now, with that said, I thought NC State was going
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: to win and Carolina was going to lose by double
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: digits last week. So just a reminder, Bone, that I
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: may have no idea what I'm talking about. I just
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: think there's too much talent on the lines. And I
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: will say this, both starting safeties are out. Branch and Joseph,
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: both are out through four weeks. So they will miss
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: the Panther game. But Kobe Bryant, the safety for the Bears,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: is out. And we don't know if Menungai is going
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: to be back. We don't know if Ozzie Trujillo is
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: going to play at left tackle. So both those teams
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: are injured, as are we. I just am going to
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: be honest with you. I think the Bears are taking
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: a step back. I've said this all summer. I've said
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: this all summer. At the risk bone of sounding like
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I'm just reading Bill Barnwell's Bears portion of his article
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: where he mentioned us too, as teams are going to
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: take a step back, I have said this all summer.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: They were extremely reliant on turnovers last year. And what
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: will the analytics folks like Barnwell tell you? You can't
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: rely on turnovers. And Barnwell's got this article. They recovered 67%
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: of fumbles last year. 6% of fumble recoveries, that's a
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: luck stat, fumble recoveries.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: How'd the ball bounce? It bounced to them a lot.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: They also, Bone, were amazing defensively in forcing turnovers. When
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: they didn't force turnovers, they were 27th in points per drive.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: It's not a good defense at all if you don't
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: give them the football. And I just, I just think
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: the bears, everything happened so quick for them last year. And,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: and Ben Johnson is a great freaking coach. Don't get
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: me wrong. I think he's getting ahead of his skis.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: When he starts talking about, we will, we don't just
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: want to win the super bowl. We want to score
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: the most points in NFL history in a season. I just, I,
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: it just feels like he'd get a little too cocky
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: for his own good.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I do get your point.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, bone about how ugly these openers have been with
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: canalis and hell go back before canalis. We have not
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: been great week one starters. I just think the Bears
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: are flawed. Not saying we're perfect. I just think the
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Bears are gettable, man. I really do.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I think they're very close. I think that whole division, Packers,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: right there, too. That division's loaded up. Also, Brian Branch
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and Kirby Joseph will not be there for the Panthers game, right?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: They're two starting safeties. They're two starting safeties for the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Lions game. They are out, although, to your point about
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the Lions and worrying about them... You know, kind of
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: glad that the Lions would be week four because I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: not sure you want an offensive line trying to figure
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: stuff out to have to go against Aiden Hutchinson in
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the first.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Game of the season. So at least they do have...
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Montez Sweat is less scary. They do have three games
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: leading up to Aiden Hutchinson. The Bears' pass rush last year, Bone,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: 29th in pressure rate.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: And this is.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: And again, now I'm definitely stealing Barnwell's talking points. That
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: is despite... being a heavy blitz team. I think Barnwell
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: said their 12th highest blitz rate and their pressure rate
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: was still hot garbage. And that's with Montez Sweat. So
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: I think if you help Monroe Freeling and say, everybody
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: else beat us, Montez Sweat will not beat us. I
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: think Bryce will have time to throw. I think TMAC
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: can go off. I just, I'm not saying bone that
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: the bears won't score points too, but how about the
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: bears receiving core, man? DJ Moore's not there anymore. And
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: I know that Luther Burden will probably be back, but
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: will he be up to full speed after the injury?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: And Luther Burden. Is he a number one guy? Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Luther Burden and Roma Dunzier, they're talented. But, dude, they're young.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: like could they afford to lose dj i know they
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: got two really good tight ends.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Their best their best receiver might be the tight end
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: actually believe it or not like in terms of like
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: that's production wise.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I just think without dj more like are we guaranteed
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: a dunzier and burden are gonna.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Be great commander malik is worried that with the offense
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: trying to figure it out the bears you're gonna have
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: to score some points with the bears and it's the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: offense ready to go in a say, 31-27 type game.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: That's definitely a concern.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: That's definitely a concern is if you let the Bears,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: you know, score the way they do. I mean, I
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: don't know about you, Bone, but Ben Johnson told me
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: they're going to be the highest scoring team in history
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: of the league.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: He did say that. So, I mean, if.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Seriously, I now, you know what? I liked Ben Johnson
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: last year because I thought the whole trolling of LaFleur
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: and the Packers was funny.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Now he's annoying. Now he's annoying.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Now that we have to play him in week one,
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: now that I know, but I also know that he
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: told David Tepper thanks, but no thanks, but I probably
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: couldn't blame him at that point in time.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: But I'm annoyed.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I'm also annoyed by Bears fans that have not let
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Panther fans go on Twitter. since the Bryce Young trade.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I want this game so badly. And I do feel
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: like the Bears also, how many close games, Bone, did
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: the Bears win? How many come from behind games that
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: they pull out of their backside last year? Well, they
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: had the one against Washington, right? Yeah, that was one
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: of them. But, like, to me, it felt like– Or was.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: That Washington that did that? No, wait a minute. That
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: was Washington that did that. Yeah, that was a while back.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: That was two years ago. That was two years ago.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: The Hail Mary.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not even the right year. But, like– I told
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you I was lightheaded here from thinking. I just– I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: It just felt like last year was this dream season
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: where a lot of things went the Bears' way.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I did not realize on their depth chart– I guess he–
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I guess he's moved up because of injuries or whatnot.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But Xavier Woods is one of their free safeties for Panther.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I did not realize that. Was on Tennessee for a while.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I did not know that he's right now the number
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: one free safety in their depth chart. Yeah, and I'm
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: not too scared there. They missed Kobe Bryant back there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Thienemann's also in his first game. Thienemann's going to be good,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: but it's his first game.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: That's strong safety.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: They got a rookie strong safety. Let's see what people
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: are saying. You taught me into feeling better about the Bears. Okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: You have this, you got a big old magic wand
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: sometimes that you wave around. And all of a sudden,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you've got me believing now. You've completely, you mind tricked
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: me here. But when's the last time you said this happened?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: With NC State.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: State Virginia.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: When I.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: You have this ability. You're like.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I'm convincing, aren't I? Even though I'm dead wrong a
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: lot of times.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You're like the Slap Chop guy or Billy Mays. You
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: just keep on selling and I'm buying. I'm buying your
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Slap Chop. For someone who's usually... That's what it's called, right?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: The Slap Chop?
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: The.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I think it was a Slap Chop, right? What was
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: the Slap Chop? ShamWow? Or that wasn't ShamWow? Was there
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: something called a Slap Chop? I don't know, man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: What is the product, the silly product that we're talking
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: about here?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Slap Chop. The Slap Chop. Yeah, the Slap Chop,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: the food chopper.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I'm a Slap Chop fitty if he keeps giving me crap.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: You know, we have not really... I haven't said anything
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: to you. I feel kind of... You know, we haven't
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: really made fun of Finney a lot today, honestly.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, we haven't, man.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: What's there to make fun of? I am the esteemed
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: gentleman of the show now.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: He got called the... What did you get called earlier?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: The number one Panther homer?
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: He said, you took that title from me, man. This
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: guy got a date. We forgot to make fun of him. Oh, man.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Dante says, offense is ready. Can't wait to see how
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: smooth the play calling is. We may jump out to
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: a 14-0 start.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. People are sending pictures of slap chops.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: It's been rough at times in the preseason for the offense.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: But we have a defense that I expect to be improved.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: So anyway, there you go, Bo.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Did people take everything so pervertedly?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Pervertedly? Is that a term? That would never happen on
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: this show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I bet Bo said Max got a magic wand.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: My Lord almighty. Everything is taken in a perverted way
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: around here.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I wonder why. I wonder why. Speaking of that, Fitty,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: good morning. Give us an update. What you got, Fitty?
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Wave your wand, Fitty.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Fitty? Savior of the universe.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Big Cat John says Fitty needs a shake weight instead
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: of a slap chop. God, how funny is that product?
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: You're talking about something being taken dirty. How about that product?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I can shake my foot up his ass. That'll help
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: me lose some weight.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Do the update.
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  Speaker 7: So we know that LaMelo Ball has hired a driver,
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  Speaker 7: and the roads of Minnesota are now a little bit safer.
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  Speaker 7: Can't say the same for Charlotte.
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  Speaker 3: The roads of Florida....
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  Speaker 2: Are now safer.
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  Speaker 7: After Tiger Woods struck a plea deal yesterday, his license
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  Speaker 7: suspended for five years after his latest DUI.
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  Speaker 2: Back in March.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 7: The people of Florida can't escape Florida, man, but they
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  Speaker 7: can escape the driving of Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 4: How's Tiger going to get around, though? Hey, I wonder,
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  Speaker 4: can he get someone to drive him, you think, Bob?
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  Speaker 1: Tiger and LaMelo both being driven around now. The streets
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  Speaker 1: are much safer now, all across America.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: To me, Tiger's, you know, obviously Tiger's got bigger problems
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  Speaker 5: more than just driving ability, and I hope he gets
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  Speaker 5: that taken care of.
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  Speaker 4: Same with Tony Romo. I know Romo, Bone, pled....
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  Speaker 5: No contest or whatever he pled in his DUI case
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  Speaker 5: and basically said, I got an issue with alcohol and
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  Speaker 5: I'm working on it. So I hope both those boys
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  Speaker 5: get it worked out. I still do wonder bone if
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  Speaker 5: CBS will ever bring back Romo, whether it's fair or not.
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  Speaker 5: I just wonder if they will.
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  Speaker 1: Mac, when we come back, you're going to hear some
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: audio yesterday that made us laugh from Michael Irvin in
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  Speaker 1: regards to the current status of America's team. And Mac,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: we have breaking news. You'll never guess. What college football
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: personality finally agrees with Dabo Sweeney?
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  Speaker 4: It's happened. Sports Radio 92.
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  Speaker 3: Paul!
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  Speaker 4: Sports Radio 92.7 WFNZ.
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  Speaker 8: If they do get back to the Super Bowl, how
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: much do you think Jerry's going to strut on everybody?
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: I won't be strutting stuff around everything. Strut it on everybody,
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  Speaker 8: put it on, and do everything. Hey, I won't have
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  Speaker 8: time to know how much Jerry's doing. I'm going to
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: be too busy doing.
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  Speaker 5: My own shit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm tired. I'm so T.I.
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  Speaker 6: Red.
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  Speaker 3: T.I.
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  Speaker 6: Red.
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  Speaker 3: People talking about, it's been 30 years. It's been 30 years.
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  Speaker 8: They act like history is only them 30 years. They
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  Speaker 8: just throw out the first 30 and only focus on
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  Speaker 8: the last 30.
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  Speaker 3: That trips me out.
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  Speaker 8: Like, okay, you mean to tell me y'all just going
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  Speaker 8: to toss those other five.
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  Speaker 3: Out the window? They ain't behind me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to say, look right behind you, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty strong. You see what I'm saying? They don't
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  Speaker 3: talk about it. I got you.
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  Speaker 8: You see what I'm saying? So, yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 8: shut that mouth. But let me say this, too, though.
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  Speaker 8: On the other side, there's some credence to what they're saying.
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  Speaker 8: We cannot remain America's team if a whole generation of
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  Speaker 8: Americans never.
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  Speaker 3: See us in a championship game.
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  Speaker 8: And in 10 more years, since the Bible calls 40
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  Speaker 8: years a generation, we would have missed a whole damn generation.
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  Speaker 3: So the time is now.
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  Speaker 5: What is going on here? There you go, Michael. Michael Irvin.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Michael, what the heck's going on?
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Did he just wake up? What's going on here with Michael?
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  Speaker 5: That's Michael Irvin on Wake Up Barstool.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Wake Up Michael. Maybe it was Wake Up Michael.
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  Speaker 5: And really, the headline, he's gone viral for that last portion.
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  Speaker 5: I've got to be honest, I'm not even sure what
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  Speaker 5: he was saying there for the first portion. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: realize it was going to take that long to get
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  Speaker 5: to the point. The end is what everybody is laughing at.
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  Speaker 5: He needs 10 more years to Bob said 40 years.
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  Speaker 5: He needs 10 more years to determine if we're still
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  Speaker 5: America's team. They get a 40 year drought and they
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  Speaker 5: can still be America's team.
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  Speaker 4: That took a boy. That was a journey to get there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. We went 30 years there on that. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: that's on me.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that it got to the point quicker than that.
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  Speaker 1: And it turns out, my God, that took almost a segment.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I asked bone. What is he on? And I
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: met what show?
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  Speaker 5: And you can imagine what Bone said in response off
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  Speaker 5: the air.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Mac said to Finney, what was he on? Meaning wake up, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought he meant, what was he on like?
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  Speaker 4: What was he on on? I don't know, but something. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Mac and Bone with you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: We appreciate all you hanging out. Love the passion in
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: the text. Now the football season. Now people are answering
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: the question of what. What he is on. Stop that, B-Bot.
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  Speaker 1: I think you were just throwing out a hypothetical answer.
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  Speaker 5: I was looking for the TV show that he was on.
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  Speaker 5: Wake up, Barstool. All right, anyway, we appreciate y'all hanging
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  Speaker 5: out with us. Keep the passion of fire coming. Football
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  Speaker 5: time is here, ladies and gentlemen. We also want to
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  Speaker 5: thank Aaron Murray for joining us and complimenting Lane Kiffin
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  Speaker 5: so much that the Texters got mad at him. Willie P,
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  Speaker 5: I would say, Bone, that was Willie P's top... rated
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  Speaker 5: performance by by the listeners uh that one daddy yes
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  Speaker 5: that weatherman mark impression was amazing and the captain ashley
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  Speaker 5: westwood talking uh soccer and talking english breakfast was tremendous
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  Speaker 5: on today's show as.
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  Speaker 1: Well peace and a text to the group chat that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: he had a co-worker in missouri that used to shake
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  Speaker 1: weight and they called him shake weight greg.
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  Speaker 4: I just can't.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not here to say that the shake weight would
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  Speaker 5: not give me more muscles. How would a straight face
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: can you do that shake weight thing?
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  Speaker 4: No, you can't. How can you do that? And why
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: are you doing that? Yeah, you're right. I just now
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  Speaker 4: started to do it. Stop. Stop. One of our best tips.
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  Speaker 3: Someone want to.
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  Speaker 4: Walk by the window right now.
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  Speaker 6: We're off. Hey, Abby.
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  Speaker 4: Abby right there. Oh, my God. We almost got fired.
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  Speaker 6: Shake weight.
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  Speaker 4: Shake weight nation, Abby.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, we're doing shake weights.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: We're all fired. We are all fired.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, our harassment training videos due tomorrow, by
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shoot.
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  Speaker 4: I need to get on that. Apparently, I missed the
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  Speaker 4: shake weight chapter.
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  Speaker 5: Bone, Lori, diehard texter, says her husband bought her a
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: shake weight one time as a gift.
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  Speaker 4: Sheesh.
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  Speaker 1: That dirty dog, man. What an idea from Turd Ferguson.
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  Speaker 1: Weatherman Mark and Willie P on the next roundtable.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's got to happen, baby. That is a great
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  Speaker 5: call by you, Turd. That is a great call.
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  Speaker 1: And if Willie won't do it, we'll just put Finney
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: in there doing the Willie P impression. Turd was also
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: one of the— I don't know why you mocked me, Willie.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You got a very mockable.
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  Speaker 3: Voice, yo.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you say yo like you're Inspector Gadget.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you two just do it in character?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting here playing with my turbines and all
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: of a sudden I'm getting called out.
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  Speaker 5: We've got multiple texters that said when Bones said when
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  Speaker 5: he makes a sneeze noise, his puppy Murphy is just
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  Speaker 5: like scared straight and like just acts perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: He was scared of the actual sneeze. And then I
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  Speaker 1: started doing like a fake like what? To stop him
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  Speaker 1: from doing stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Achoo!
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  Speaker 5: So multiple texters said Bone's name is Sneezer Milan now.
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  Speaker 5: So that is very good. That is tremendous. People thought
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  Speaker 5: that's how I sneezed. No, I'm doing like a mock
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  Speaker 5: sneeze to get it to work. So what do you
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  Speaker 5: want me to do?
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  Speaker 3: Achoo! Achoo!
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  Speaker 4: Like a man sneeze?
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. Achoo!
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  Speaker 4: That was a very dainty fake sneeze that you do there.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine me walking down the street going, Achoo!
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  Speaker 8: Achoo!
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you hit him with a Achoo!
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  Speaker 3: Achoo!
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you hit him with one of those?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Let me read some more tips. That was a very
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  Speaker 4: aggressive sneeze.
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  Speaker 1: Let me read some more tips. You're not Sneezer Milan.
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  Speaker 1: Panther Bo says, everyone— You're Julio Sneezer Chavez.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Panther Bo says, everyone would like to slap Chop Fitty
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  Speaker 5: across that water tower of a noggin.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: You are such a sad little bald man. He caught
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: his head on a water tower. Oh, gosh. Let's see here.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: This texter says, by the way, let Willie know, mayonnaise
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: actually will work. as a binder for your brisket seasoning
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  Speaker 5: and keep it a little juicy. Get out of here!
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  Speaker 7: I prefer a mustard binder on my barbecue, but that's
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  Speaker 7: just me.
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  Speaker 1: Mayonnaise mac to make your grilled cheese is absolutely a must-have.
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  Speaker 4: I love that. I don't even use the butter anymore.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I love that. I use the healthier mayonnaise option. That's good, man.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Multiple texts about referring to how much Pat McAfee is
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  Speaker 5: working and how he is everywhere. And that will include
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  Speaker 5: a Netflix movie coming soon. This texter says he saw
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Pat McAfee on Fitties Date. Another texter, I saw Pat
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  Speaker 5: McAfee in my bed this morning. I'm sorry? Not to
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  Speaker 5: be outdone, Pat McAfee was taking a shower in my
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  Speaker 5: bathroom this morning.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Someone texted one of those and Finney thought it was
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  Speaker 1: real about the Pat McAfee spoke at the guy's church.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Finney fell for that one. This guy spoke
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: at his church. And we're like, Finney, the guy's not
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: being serious.
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  Speaker 2: But he's going to have an evangelist phase.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: At some point. He'll tour the country. I think Dabo.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Do you think it's possible McAfee and Dabo team up
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: for the new Righteous Gemstones?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I think McAfee and Dabo are going to sit next
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  Speaker 1: to each other relatively soon on game day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that. I could see.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think Saban's going to end up doing something
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: in the sport like whatever, all of that stuff going on.
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  Speaker 1: I think Saban might end up being part of something
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: bigger than Brock, you know what I mean, for the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: sport itself.
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  Speaker 4: What did you, what were you going to tell us, Bone? Bye?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Finebomb or Dabo? What's going on with Finebomb and Dabo?
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Thanks for reminding me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Finebomb on Get Up this morning said, for the first
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: time ever, he 1,000% agrees with Dabo Sweeney.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's where this sport has landed. Feinbaum and Dabo aligned.
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  Speaker 6: Dabo.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Because, again, unless you live in the state of Louisiana,
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: you can see clearly now the rain is gone. You
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: understand what's going on with the former NFL players is ridiculous.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Unless you live in the state of Louisiana. And that's
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: why I want Dabo to absolutely just humble Lane Kiffin
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  Speaker 5: on Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not sure it's going to happen. Matt, we've
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: got to get out of here. You've got to get
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: in the gas wagon and head on home.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Got to go back to work, try to get the
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: gas scent out of my car. Minhill Dan, I thought
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: we were friends. Minhill Dan says, light a match. That
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: will get rid of the gas smell. That's your Orioles
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: friend there. Come on, Minhill Dan. How dare you do
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: that to me, man? All right, we're out of here.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Good work out of the bone man, the fit dog,
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  Speaker 5: Willie P. Rave reviews for you today, Willie P.
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  Speaker 4: Not from my end of things. Weatherman Mark.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Weatherman Mark. All right, we're out of here, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Good work out of the bone man, the fit dog,
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  Speaker 5: Willie P. We'll talk to y'all tomorrow. It will be
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  Speaker 5: one day closer to week one in college football.