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Bert Kreischer's Final Podcast Appearance + Moving To Nashville · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: All right, We're good. You like go.
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  Speaker 2: Busting with the boys, hanging with the faces, betting on
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  Speaker 2: the game. No woman's gonna tell us what you can
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  Speaker 2: not be over here, just drinking beer and making na baby.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hanging with the Fellers, busting with the boys.
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  Speaker 3: Bro ready to go, I'm ready to go, rolling rolling.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to another episode of Busting with the Boys.
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  Speaker 3: Just another episode.
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  Speaker 5: The Spooktober Episode three hundred, Happy Halloween. Another episode of
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  Speaker 5: the boy We embrace the spook around here. I am
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  Speaker 5: I'm Steve Ranella from Meat Eater.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a plague doctor.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor's a plague doctor. And then we got the boys
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  Speaker 4: in the back. We got cat in the hat. We
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  Speaker 4: got one of the witches from uh, what's that great?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't help them, don't help them.
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  Speaker 4: We're losing the audience. Pocus focus, hocus focus. We got
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  Speaker 4: we got.
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  Speaker 3: Fat Man in the back, Mitch Cars.
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  Speaker 4: And we got Mitch. We got Mitch. We got the
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  Speaker 4: cookie Monster. Is that the cookie Monster?
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
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  Speaker 4: And then we got your grandma.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: This episode is brought to you by the one, the Only,
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  Speaker 4: the Chevy Silverado. There's a reason we've never done a
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  Speaker 4: tier talk for best pickup trucks, and that's because for
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  Speaker 4: busting with the boys, there is only one pickup truck
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  Speaker 4: in our lives, and that is the Chevy Silverado. Why
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  Speaker 4: is that, you might ask? Silverado is a partner, a
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  Speaker 4: partner you could depend We've all spent time driving and
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  Speaker 4: using the Silverado for all kinds of adventures and other
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  Speaker 4: spooky Shenanigans. Silverado was a partner with us on the
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  Speaker 4: Spring Tour and they have been on the Fall Tour.
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  Speaker 4: legendary grit, paired with modern truck tech inside and out,
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  Speaker 4: four models Fellas episode three hundred, Taylor's favorite episode, Would
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  Speaker 4: you we were back? We're spooking up Happy Halloween? Everybody, Taylor?
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  Speaker 4: Would you like to would you like to have would
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  Speaker 4: you like to have a moment? Would you like to
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  Speaker 4: take a moment?
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  Speaker 3: I would. We've had three hundred episodes here on Bust
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  Speaker 3: with the Boys, and it's very fitting that it comes
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  Speaker 3: on a special day like today when Spootober more of
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  Speaker 3: it is behind us than it is in front of us.
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  Speaker 3: I think the boys. I want to give a thank
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  Speaker 3: you to all the boys in the back of the
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  Speaker 3: bus for taking Spootober so serious this year. I think
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  Speaker 3: for the last two hundred and ninety nine episodes, every
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  Speaker 3: time a Spootober has come up, we've talked about it
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  Speaker 3: more than we've been about it. This year, the boys
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  Speaker 3: bought in. We had seasonal beverages. I want to give
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  Speaker 3: a shout out. I want to give a shout out
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  Speaker 3: to JP, not a seasonal beverage guy. However, when the
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  Speaker 3: seasonal beverage option came up, he get it, not for himself,
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  Speaker 3: not for the name on the back, but the name
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  Speaker 3: on the front, and that name is busting with the boys.
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  Speaker 3: I want to thank everybody here who is watching or
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  Speaker 3: listening to this show who puts up with the bullshit
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  Speaker 3: weekend and week out, and every eleven months we go
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  Speaker 3: through Spooktober and we just get crazy about it. We
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  Speaker 3: have fun with it, and I want to thank all
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  Speaker 3: of you for buying into it, because it's just something
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  Speaker 3: about a bunch of people getting together, buying into something
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  Speaker 3: that we should all be too old for. Is no more. Gee,
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  Speaker 3: I love your outfit. You look great, Jack, you're the
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  Speaker 3: hot girl in hocus Pocus. Congratulations, Sure, hell yeah, where's Rachel?
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  Speaker 1: Where's she?
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  Speaker 3: Where's she? And then Mitch, you went for more of
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  Speaker 3: a lounge technique than a true costume technique, but you
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  Speaker 3: still put a costume on nonethelesson I love that. But
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  Speaker 3: the thought of going and diving into the archive of
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  Speaker 3: people that have been guessed on this bus and done
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  Speaker 3: things with them didn't cross anybody else's mind. But Will
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  Speaker 3: Compton for him to come in and think about Spootover
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  Speaker 3: so much and buy in so much that he had
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  Speaker 3: a guy that we've done work with on a vlog
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  Speaker 3: series not yet on the bus and chose to be
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  Speaker 3: the greatest maybe out mountain man of all time of
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  Speaker 3: this generation at least Steve Vernell. Let's give Will Compton
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  Speaker 3: RUNOFLUSS for taking Spootober so seriously, that's.
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  Speaker 1: A duck call.
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  Speaker 3: That's a duck call for those of you that are
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  Speaker 3: that are wondering. But episode three hundred due, we did
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  Speaker 3: it again with this. This is our third go around
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  Speaker 3: a century. It is nice. Yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: that even made sense, but that feels nice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it was a hell of a speech.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks to speech.
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  Speaker 3: I really had anything planned to say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was the ones who've been rocking with the
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  Speaker 4: boys for three hundred episodes. I have a banger of
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  Speaker 4: an interview coming with Burt Kreischer.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, it's a three hour interview.
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  Speaker 1: Leah.
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  Speaker 4: You look down at the time you're thinking, how are
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  Speaker 4: we going to get through this? Trust me? This is
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  Speaker 4: a great This is a great sit down with the
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  Speaker 4: one and only Burt Kreischer.
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  Speaker 3: And the cool thing about this episode is we've all
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  Speaker 3: seen Burt Kreischer on ten twenty four to seven, just
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  Speaker 3: ramping up over.
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  Speaker 1: And over again.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to if anybody feels any differently. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like this episode, Bert was calm, He was a
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  Speaker 3: more present than I think I've ever seen Burt before.
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  Speaker 3: It was a very fun and unique conversation that I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen from a Bert Kreischer podcast or interviewer.
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  Speaker 4: Said, he said it not us. This is probably gonna
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  Speaker 4: be his last interview for the next year or so,
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  Speaker 4: allegedly allegedly, see if that holds up. But this is
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be his next it's supposed to be his
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  Speaker 4: last one, his last long form one. He's gonna slow
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  Speaker 4: down a lot, He's gonna vacation with the fam, He's
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  Speaker 4: gonna take a break, gonna take a break. He does
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  Speaker 4: have a special that he just worked on that's gonna
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  Speaker 4: come out soon. But yeah, this was This was an
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  Speaker 4: all time episode. It was fun hanging out with Bert.
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  Speaker 4: It was fun hanging out with Bert as a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but he was looking at some houses too in Nashville, Tennessee,
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  Speaker 3: a new neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: We were trying to sell him on the holidays. He
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  Speaker 4: wants to own a holiday. I won't ruin the surprise.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to own a party Nashville. You know all
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  Speaker 4: that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: You had a great choice too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, phenomenal choice.
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  Speaker 3: What's the holiday that you want to own? What's the
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  Speaker 3: Compton holiday? You guys are I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to own any holiday.
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  Speaker 4: I want to just go to whatever parties that might
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  Speaker 4: be out there, have the option of going to the parties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and just just approach it from that angle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of pressure when you want to be a
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  Speaker 4: guest at a host on holiday, because you never know
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  Speaker 4: that the holiday could come up and I might not
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  Speaker 4: want to do said party. So I would rather just
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  Speaker 4: be a person that gets to pick and choose where
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  Speaker 4: I go.
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  Speaker 1: That is what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's brand. Yeah, that's exactly. That's exactly the will Comport.
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  Speaker 1: We know. Now, that's someone I have. All the people,
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  Speaker 1: all the.
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  Speaker 3: People in my house sit on my couch, yes, use
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  Speaker 3: my toilet paper.
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  Speaker 4: Like, hey, we hate food. Does, when's everybody gonna leave?
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  Speaker 4: So and so looks like they're gonna stick around for
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  Speaker 4: a while. They're really getting into the stories that I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want them to get into.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I hate that, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to be the guy or go to
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  Speaker 4: the party, you know, maybe enjoy the entire day, but
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  Speaker 4: also have the opportunity, like, hey, let's go, let's show
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  Speaker 4: face for a good hour.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get out of there.
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  Speaker 3: As always, boys, the next holiday coming up, I will
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  Speaker 3: be hosting that. So if you guys don't a place
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  Speaker 3: to go, Mitch, you've been there the last three years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: two years, last two years. You've really enjoyed it, haven't you.
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  Speaker 3: We don't want to say the holiday right now though,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah that was good though. I liked how you
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  Speaker 3: kind of went around that moved around. But all the
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  Speaker 3: boys very welcome. We have a game this year. We
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  Speaker 3: have a trophy weigh ins and way outs. Who can
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  Speaker 3: gain the most weight on this particular holiday coming up next?
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  Speaker 4: How much weight can.
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  Speaker 1: You put on for this particular holiday?
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  Speaker 3: I really think I'll be able to handle business. You
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  Speaker 3: think so, Yeah, I've spent a lot of time getting weight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I spend a lot of time being too low and
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  Speaker 3: then having to get on a scale. I have to
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  Speaker 3: gain eight pounds in an hour, and I've done it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Put some food down now. I kind of love having
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  Speaker 3: this little skate some weight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you put it down a little bit in
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  Speaker 1: the ring for that one.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but it's unfortunately you won't be there.
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  Speaker 4: I'll do it from afar. I'll take video. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean, just the day in the life
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  Speaker 4: of the well be in the trenches we got You'll
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  Speaker 4: be in the trenches.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be in joe board number.
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  Speaker 4: Two coming around this holiday around there a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep. And it's one of those deals too. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not holding it against you. I know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you would be there if you could now
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  Speaker 3: actually hearing what you just said, maybe day of you
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  Speaker 3: would not want to go. But in this particular instance
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  Speaker 3: where it's multiple weeks away right now, it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Really good to you.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to the holidays, every.
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  Speaker 3: One of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're gonna make Christmas this here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll be there for Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna be there.
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  Speaker 4: I was there for Easter. It wasn't there for his
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  Speaker 4: own party on Easter.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't there for my own party on Easter.
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  Speaker 4: There's me out there. There's video evidence of me with the.
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  Speaker 3: Beating, a Randall Cobb beating, and a sack race.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever the Should we talk about football or should we
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  Speaker 3: get into the episode?
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's see.
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  Speaker 4: We got to make this one quick. Let's recap some
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  Speaker 4: ball if you want our previews for the weekend that
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  Speaker 4: will be on the Locker Room this week. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 4: dive right on in. Or should we start? Should we
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  Speaker 4: start with the hair Maryland?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should. We should definitely start with that Washington
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  Speaker 3: versus the Bears. I'm gonna keep it short and sweet
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  Speaker 3: on my end. Washington seem like they had that game
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  Speaker 3: in hand all day.
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  Speaker 4: They were up.
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  Speaker 3: They were moving the ball down the field, kicking field
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  Speaker 3: goals over and over again, get stalled out in the
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  Speaker 3: red zone. They had the opportunity to be up in
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  Speaker 3: you know, four or five scores in that game in
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  Speaker 3: a big way. Caleb Williams didn't come around until the
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  Speaker 3: second half. They had very little yards in the second half,
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  Speaker 3: made some very elite throws questionable calls by giving it
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  Speaker 3: to a backup offensive lineman on the goal line ends
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  Speaker 3: up fumbling that Actually, that stat goes down as a
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  Speaker 3: Caleb Williams fumble, not that Cat's fumble. So that's a
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  Speaker 3: good thing for that ket because I know he felt
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  Speaker 3: probably felt pretty guilty with the situation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say Jade and Daniels out dueled Caleb Williams,
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  Speaker 4: and I know Bears fans are bummed that they lost
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  Speaker 4: on a hell Mary, but ultimately they were only leading
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  Speaker 4: the game for twenty three seconds, right and by the way,
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  Speaker 4: twenty nine celebrating.
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  Speaker 3: Was it Tyreek whatever it was, Tyreek Stevens hot pod?
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  Speaker 4: That is gonna be a hot pod.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it, Steve every day
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  Speaker 4: every day at the office wearing all your gear.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that Tyree Stevenson kid Like that is the
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  Speaker 3: dumbest thing you could possibly do in football.
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  Speaker 1: That is so stupid.
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  Speaker 4: It's the last play of the game and they have
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  Speaker 4: obviously they had a throwing shot at the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: But you're sitting there taunting the sideline, You're taunting the fans,
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  Speaker 4: the plays going on, and you're still taunting, and he realize, okay,
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  Speaker 4: let me scrap, let me strap it in this thing.
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  Speaker 4: Only to be the guy who tips the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Yes to the to the receiver.
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  Speaker 3: Literally, he could have the.
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  Speaker 4: Worst way to go. And he came out with an
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  Speaker 4: apology that that before they even got on the plane.
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  Speaker 4: That's how you know it was that.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you how he if he would have just
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  Speaker 3: kept taunting, it would probably That's the crazy thing of
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  Speaker 3: this whole deal. Hey, second year guy came out of Miami,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of talent, hard to come back from that one.
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  Speaker 3: For the rest of his life is gonna be known
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  Speaker 3: as that guy. But hey, solid ball player, solid ball player.
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  Speaker 4: And I hate to say it because he's a friend
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  Speaker 4: of the show. He's one of the boys. But KB
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  Speaker 4: Kevin Byrd was on eighty five and then starts to
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  Speaker 4: partake in the fun, went up. Don't know again, don't
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  Speaker 4: know everybody's rules. But there's there's always somebody who's supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be the blockout guy. There's one guy who goes
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  Speaker 4: up for the ball everybody else. You're trying to block
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  Speaker 4: out everywhere else and nobody was blocking out, but it
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  Speaker 4: just gets tipped. I'm sitting there watching in the house
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  Speaker 4: and I see him, I see Jayden runn around. I
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  Speaker 4: se him just throw a bomb, and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 4: wonder how this is gonna go. Like he's got the arm.
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  Speaker 4: It seems like it's coming up short. And then just
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  Speaker 4: for to get tipped in the one guy eighty five
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  Speaker 4: just standing, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Butter right in his basket.
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  Speaker 4: And everybody just going nuts. I'm so happy for the
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  Speaker 4: district right now. I'm so happy for all of those fans,
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: fans of Washing and the Commander's hdt R till I die.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, dude, they're They're so hype right now, and
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  Speaker 4: they should be. They're a good team. They have a
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  Speaker 4: deserved team.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a long time since people have gotten hyped
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  Speaker 3: up in Washington about their ball club. And I love
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  Speaker 3: to go more into it because you know what it's
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: like playing over there and how the media system works out.
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  Speaker 4: They want to hear more the lock The locker locker
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  Speaker 4: room this Thursday drops at six.
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  Speaker 3: Am, Dallas falls to beat up forty nine ers. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: we kind of said in the locker room this week,
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  Speaker 3: forty nine ers are still going to pull that outas they.
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  Speaker 4: Compete more than I thought they would.
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  Speaker 1: That was really bad.
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  Speaker 4: I thought they would Browns.
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  Speaker 3: I took the Ravens against the Browns. I took him
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  Speaker 3: eight and a half. I wasn't thinking about Jameis Winston.
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  Speaker 3: I thought there would be a little bit more of
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  Speaker 3: an like I don't know. I knew there'd be some
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  Speaker 3: Jewesday came from James and James Jamis Winston, but not
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  Speaker 3: like that, right.
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  Speaker 4: Because the Ravens have been rolling, firing jas.
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  Speaker 3: Articles coming out basically saying ultimate ultimately.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, the focus he had in all his interviews was
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  Speaker 4: so fun to watch.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: How about his pregame speech talking about play for the
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  Speaker 3: detail on the side of the helmet. They're realizing they
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  Speaker 3: don't have a decaunt.
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  Speaker 4: And stuck with it just like this won't play the
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  Speaker 4: time bring it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he is getting crafty with his wordsmanship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he is getting absolutely crafty.
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  Speaker 4: Three touchdowns over three hundred yards passing, Like I had
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  Speaker 4: the Browns plus eight and a half, big shot out
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  Speaker 4: for that pick. I didn't think that they would win
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  Speaker 4: the game, but yo, it is Jamis Winston season.
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  Speaker 3: I like that little noise you had there. Can we
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  Speaker 3: go back up to the sheet. I'm just gonna We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna keep foeling through it for these beautiful people that
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  Speaker 3: want to see episode three hundred to his return. Ah sucks,
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  Speaker 3: but he did run and he slid it. He didn't
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  Speaker 3: get hit, so it might be back.
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  Speaker 4: Miami has let me down two weeks in a row. Bro, Yeah,
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: because he should have beat the Colts in the fact
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: that they lost. I mean, Kyler's playing his balls off
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: twenty six for thirty six, three hundred and seventy yards,
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: two touchdowns. Kyler's playing well. Kyler's playing well, playing good ball,
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: playing good ball.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be getting getting fun out there in Arizona. Yeah,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: it's getting fun in Arizona. And that's exciting. Another embarrassing
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: situation that happened last this weekend Anthony Richardson pulling himself
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: out because he was tired.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I'll say this, go ahead. I don't mind it.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: Coach always says, hey, if you're tired, tap your helmet,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: will get somebody in there that could play. He felt
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: he was. He said, Hey, I was tired.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that in your long decade line.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: I've never seen it, but I've thought about it on
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: the long drive. I'm like, I really want to take.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but linebackers can kind of tap, can't you?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't. I mean quarterback is crazy. But if
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: we got the insurance, bossy there coach does say, if
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: you get tired during the game, you need you need
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: a breather, tap tap your helmet, Tap your helmet, tap
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: your helmet, tap your absolute helmet.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Hardy, Uh, Titans, You guys suck. I just I hate
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: saying it like that. I hate saying it like that.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: We suck. We suck. We're bad. We're really fucking bad.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: It's not good Lions articularly put by Sherman in our
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: pre production meeting. Lion's put a fifty burger on us.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: It's abysmal. They are talking about fire and cats already. Yes,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe might have to go consider it.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: That was horrible. I will say.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: The only silver lining Calvin Ridley first quarter six receptions
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: like one hundred and twenty something yards.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: That's literally the only positive I can bring from the
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: whole game. Right if you take if you just play
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: the first fifteen minutes, good looking ball club, we still
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: lose the game, but but it's still positive. Their way
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: out of Jack.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Paul Carcy shut up PK.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: He's in his season's This.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Is where wants to play. This is where Paul is like, yes, really,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: all the Titans media thriving Bucks Bucks, but Buck is
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: usually like, hey, let's find the silver lining here. Buck
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: is like, fuck this ship, dude, We're done. You'll cook
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: at them, which sucks, but hey, here's the deal.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Who is the worst team in the NFL? We might be.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: We're either we're either thirty two, thirty one or thirty Panthers.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Panthers got to be the worst. I don't even think
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: we're twenty nine anymore.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, though.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: We're bad ball club.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Jets are pretty bad.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Jets are pretty bad. Jets are pretty bad. But it's
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: so I'm so much closer. Yeah, jetsad I guess they
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: they Yeah, this proof that they're better than us. It's tough. Ye,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: it's tough. Slim out there. What it's not tough for
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: switching out for college football? Once again? Michigan owns Michigan State.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Let's give a rod of plus for the boys in blue.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Do we not want to talk about the Chiefs at all?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just did his win?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: No, but I tell you what the Broncos and the
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Chargers are looking spicy. They look spicy, especially the Broncos.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Bo Nicks, he's starting to come into his own, I
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: know in the fantasy world on Big Fantasy Football, guy,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: he's averaging like north to twenty points a game. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Charge and Denver's got a defense.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Denver's got a defense. Chargers bounce back this week. And
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: the one question they're always asking, who got it better
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: than us? No, it's crazy, you guys didn't pick up
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: on that right away. Jack actually didn't say anything until
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: the buddy part. But yeah, shout out hardball dude. Getting
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: the boys right. Yeah, dropping one then coming back and
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: wiggling one out the next week.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Chiefs are gonna be tough to be But I
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: do think if team's got a shot in that division,
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: obviously the Raiders are are, or you know, it's tough
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: for the Raiders right now.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Six and Oroncos in.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Charge they look good. Also, quick shout out to the Packers.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Jordan Love goes down Malik Willis game winning.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Drive once again. Bro crazy bront.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: That much separation on that throw pass, Like who's got
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: the tight end? That is crazy?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Just just always having a plan. Good coaching will take
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: you far.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Coaching man, absolutely far. Speaking of good coaching, Michigan beats
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Michigan State, Yeah, we're back. Who started better than us? Listen,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: we know what they are, we know we we understand.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: We don't we're playing a one dimensional game right now.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: And did I text Dan Lanning yesterday afternoon? Yes? I did,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: and I said, you guys have had a great, great season.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: It's awesome to be at number one. It's unfortunate you
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: have to walk into a one dimensional buzz Son in
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: arbur Michigan next week. He laughed at my text. Put
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: the Haws and we had a good run, as he should.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Organ Organs eat fucking ball club man there. But you
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: know what they said, They said, Ohio State, it's a
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: good ball club. And Nebraska took him down to the wire.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: And Nebraska had every opportunity to win that game. So
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: who's to say we can't shock the world and beat
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: the Ducks. I know, it's a fuck.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's a We were so fucking close, so close, We
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: were so close.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: To beating Oha State and we did. We had every
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: fucking opportunity to beat down what was it, fourteen nine
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: and half our kicker all of a sudden just becomes
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Adam vent Terry and shout out Brett Maher who's who
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: who got officially signed on as like the kicking coach?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: But fuck, I mean, we were getting worked by the refs.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: That OPI was insane. We were getting horrendous calls. But
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: we still had the opportunity. The ball was in our
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: hands for the game winning drive to beat Ohia State.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: We come up short twenty one seventeen. And the problem too,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: the like even coming out of the second half, Bro,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: we owned them black Shirts were coming to play. We
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: had them backed up. We were winning field position even
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: when they stopped us on fourth and short. I love
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: to call it, go for it on fourth and short,
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: thought we get it, but to come up short. We
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: still have field position the entire time, and we just
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: we couldn't fuck it. But I will say this, what
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: did I say last week after the Indiana game?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: You got a shot.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: The score wasn't as bad as what the tape show. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: for sure, everybody's like all Nebraska's dead. Nebraska sucks. We're
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: five and three right now. Yes, it's brutal. I had
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: us pegged what seven to zero going in Ohio State,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: not knowing what was gonna happen. But we lost. We
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: barely lost Ohio State.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: We got our ass kicked by Indiana. Indiana's spicey. Indiana
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: is a good football team.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Down to the wire with Illinois.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, down the ot with Illinois, like we've lost a
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: you know outside of Indiana. You lose to a team
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: who Ohio State is still a good team, like they're
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: a top ten team. They're just not who everybody pegged
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: them at the beginning of the year to be. And
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: then you lose like an ot lost to Illinois. Who
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Illinois did just their ass by Oregon. But Illinois is
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: a tough team.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: The Organ's great ball club.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Still optimism, We got u c l A. We better
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: beat the ship again. Save it, save it for the
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: locker room. We'll talk, we'll preview the weekend for.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: The locker room.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Finish that sentence.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: But we're not dead.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: No, we're not dead.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: We're not dead.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: The ground level successful season is one game away, yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: ground level just hey no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: clip sure it makesure you clip that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, clip yeah, put the put the entire clip
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: in there. Yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: No, it's not a six win season is a successful season,
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: but it is a better Sure we improved from last year,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: but it's not it would.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I understand, I understand, and listen, I've I said this
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: multiple times on this podcast. During this football season, We're
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: gonna look back at the Nebraska corner surs of this
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: year three four years from now and be like, can
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: you believe that Matt Rule did all that with that team?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable? What do you mean here?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, we can agree that dealing Royola is special? Right yeah,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: running backs really good?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, other than that, good solid, other than other events,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: oh good. Listen all the stop.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I'm saying with that team, like we're.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Like, no, no, no, no, I'm saying, you don't have a
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: lot of football like known names outside of the Nebraska
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: fan base. However, all of those guys, Matt Rule has
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: all of them playing as a football team and making
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: them just eleven guys playing as one and that's beautiful.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And once you guys get more Royolas in different positions
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and you still have guys playing like teams talking about
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: legit contenders in a couple of years, That's what I'm saying.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: That's a compliment. I could see, Hey, I can see
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: the cackles up right now, a couple of.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: No that cackles up. You're the one climbing out of
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: the hole. You're the one saying no.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: If you let me finish the sentence, I will have
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: got there.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: What are you insinuating saying that, Hey, look what Matt
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Rol did with that kind of team, right, I don't
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: underst what you're saying with that kind of team, you
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? Do you see where the dis
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: discrepancy is there?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a lot of impact.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: For sure, every every team. I loved that superstarsposition.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: And if I'm saying if they did have superstars like
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of these other teams do. I think Nebraska
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: is an undefeated ball club right now. I think nebrass
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: is in the top ten right now because Matt rule
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: is that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a great head coach.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm gonna get off the subject as fast as possible.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: You guys went to the Texas game Texas Vanderbilt game
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: this week?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How was it was awesome? Man?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I mean the stadium was filled, it was half Texas,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: but it was like a great time. And Pavia those
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: boys are those boys play man?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: They say what's up to you?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Who the boys? No, no, no, no, I didn't get to
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: see the boys like that. Okay, get to see the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: boys like that.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: We were club level, having a good little family time.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: The bomb bomb arounds, yelling go big red.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, she's getting it, she's understanding, she's understanding.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Not knowing that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I was just so sad that we should have beat,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: could have beat, had a beat Ohio State. But you know,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: it is what it is. On the next one, the
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: next one, gotta you know, build on the good, keep
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: it pushing. Yeah, correct the bad and eliminate the shit
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: to get you beat.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it, brother, no doubt.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Hey how about Dion, I will say this too. The
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Colorado Buffalo, they're playing well, they're playing well, contenders in
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: the Big twelve. One loss, right, yeah, you're right, they
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: have one lost, Mitch nice set up right there. They
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: got their ass beat by Nebraska. Just saying that when
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: it's starting to carry a little bit more weight because
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: the Buffalo are playing good?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Buffalo.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Do you think Ohio States should have fallen farther in
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: the polls being that close to Nebraska?
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Where'd they fall?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: The wing to four they stay to four. They went
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: from three to four.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Oh man, Yeah, I mean it's all gonna sort itself out.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: You got the College Fawll Playoff.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: The rankings drop next week, like this is the greatest
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: year of that college football is gonna have.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, the parody across the board one to twelve.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: The Playoff's gonna be awesome. Like, yeah, I mean Nebraska
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: is not ranked. So the fact that they just eaked
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: it out after losing to Oregon, having a bye week,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: coming out at home, and just only beating Nebraska by
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: four points, I could see the line. I see the
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: argument to where they should be falling farther.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: What was the line twenty five? Yeah, one, twenty one. Yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: you see where they could fall.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: The line was twenty five and a half. Mitch, I
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: think it worked its way to twenty six.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Get wrecked.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, Miami cracks the top five, Top five, and the
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: EP first time since twenty seventeen, big time the US coming.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: They have a schedule that should place them very well
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: in the college football rankings. Penn State Ohio State again.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: We will preview that game on the Locker Room. The
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Locker Room that drops every Thursday at six am. That
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: is a juggernaut matchup. I like Penn State. However, anytime
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Penn State sees red or blue across from them on
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: the on the field, it it doesn't usually go well.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Maybe they turn it around this year. But you'll find
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: that out on the locker room this week. Should we
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: talk Michigan has Oregon or again that we prove that
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: on the locker.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: We'll prove you that in the locker And we talked
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: about a little bit. Yeah, but Michigan's got a missions,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: got a big little deal coming up. We got a
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: big little deal. Oregan's a good ball club. But I'm
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: going to find a way to figure out how we
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: win that game. Yeah, you'll be ready by the locker room.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be ready. Just got to control the line of scrimmage,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: control the line and have the ball, keep the ball.
• 26:22
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, Dodger Stadium is beautiful. That was
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: the first baseball game I've been to since I was
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: eight years old.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I mean it Dodgers. It was why, Yeah, it was.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It was cool. Shadow Walker Buehler as well. Dude got
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: the he had a little elbow deal when I was
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: getting my ACL redone in twenty twenty two or twenty
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: whatever that was. And uh, boys, boys pitching on tonight Monday.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: It's Monday right now. It's pitching tonight in uh in
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: New York. So and they're up two oho correct. Yeah,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: So let's give a little shout out to Walker Bueller.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Du let's hopefully throws himself a nice little perfect game.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be something? My god, that'd be insane. Vanderbilt
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: kid as well. Grew up in Kentucky, vanderbut boy, so
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: he knows all about now Tennessee.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: All right, guys, let's get into the episode. This is
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: a long ass episode. You guys will enjoy this. This
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: is phenomenal. We still got the Spootober merch up right now,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: go buy it. It's not over till it's over.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: It's not over till it's over.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Tis the season for reasons, Tis the reason for a
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: season whatever, all.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Of them, all of them for this is our last
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: episode of Spootober. Please put a pumpkin in the chat.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Never forget, never forget how this holiday season started, because
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: this might be the greatest holiday seasons we have, would
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: be the greatest of all time. And it's starting off
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: that way. We're like Ashton genty getting after a record
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: right now. You could possibly pull it off. Boy, Yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: all right, big hugs, tiny kiss.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Thursday, Thursday, six am.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: We're rolling, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. This is your
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: fourth time on the bus.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: No, it's my second.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Super Bowl but it's just it's his second time.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Let's give around a post for Bert Kreischer.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, episode episode three hundred, This is congratulations, gentlemen. Did
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you ever think you'd be where you are today? No
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: interviewing the fucking president of the United States?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Isn't that fucking crazy?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Ah? Hey, how insane? Was that? Fucking It's it's wild.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It's wild that that's where this is. It's wild. It's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: fucking congratulations.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That was a truly intense experience. One of the most
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: had these bulletproof Obviously there's been like, I don't know
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: You were so close you should have killed him. You
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: were right there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: We could have I mean we could have if anybody
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You want to talk about numbers, I mean.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Jack turned the camera on for this one.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: But dude, they had they had like two giant panes
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: that didn't come in. So when we were doing the
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: episode was Trump who was covered? Will who was? And
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: then a perfect no covering if anybody was gonna get
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: murdered in this thing, it would have been me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I would have been the guy that would have been
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: great for the show.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It would have been a fantastic for the show. And
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I did say before we started the show, if I
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: am killed in this process, make sure the show still
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: runs to the interview with a bullet.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. I'd like to be killed, Like I don't want
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: to be killed. I don't want to die. I want
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to be killed.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: There's always with you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: be killed.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Uh do you would you want it to be an
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: apex predator? I don't know.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: like he stabs me and then I kind of grab
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: him by the throat and bring him in real close
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: and then just slowly slit his throat and then I
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense? Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: you want to If I'm going to die, I want
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: to die in a way that I get whoever got me?
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Also just before I get got.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: See, death for me is more about the legacy, Like
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you want to die in a way that everyone goes,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I was just texting with him last week. Yeah, it's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like this
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: was his Instagram story from an hour before he died
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: That's That's another one you bring up, is like being
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: that was like two minutes before you actually died, right,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: that was too Like you were the last second.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It was Huskers plus six and a half.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Lack of the week.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: He is the Word of God.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: You see that final score. He was wrong. He was done.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: What is your perfect scenario of dying.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: life on the line for someone in front of people.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I need people to see it so that everyone's like,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: oh my god, he ran in the building and uh.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: And I want to die in front of people. I
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: want people to see me die and then and I
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: This was it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I knew a dude who was almost died. He was
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a brutal.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Way to go. Ye, that are fucking auto erotic asphyxiation.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: That would be a bad way.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the one guy Wan Cup video. I don't
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: think he died, but the jar, Yeah, the jar that
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: breaks in his asshole, that'd be just imagine being unconscious
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: and the doctor's been like, what do you do? Like
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: that's that's when happened. There's a video called one one Guy,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: One Jar, One Man, One Jar. It was during the
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: time of like two Girls, One Cup, all those like
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: gory videos that everyone kind of watched in high school
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very popular branding
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: twisted tea for mister Christ every time watch the show.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so the video starts, it's a you just
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: see a guy's legs and then a jar and the
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: jars his legs and then he sits down and the
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: jar goes in his ass and then he leans back
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: in here and the jar pops in his ass and
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: he kind of does that the half squad and he
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: takes glass shards and pulls as blood. You haven't seen this, God,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: what a sheltered life you've had. That? Yeah, I mean
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: that's what's.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: That used to be Rogan. That used to be what
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: his his thing was, all those videos we got into
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: like being smart and learning, learning like he was just
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: like you guys, see this guy get by a horse.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mister Hans that video, Yes, that was that was Seattle, right,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: That sounds like the Northwest will be the best spot fence, right. Yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I saw that one.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, dude, Yeah, to.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: His heart, that is why in the funk would you
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: do that? You're just horny like the dog. It's gotta
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: be a sense of Is that the horse.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Was Seattle?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Look at that happy that horse looks that photo. That
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: horse looks way too content with what it's done to
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: another man.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: That is wild.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: One last thing on the dying thing peaked dying.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Those guys on the United ninety three flight, oh yeah, yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: When you have they call their wives and they say, hey, blablall,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: we're gonna have to do some things. I love you,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: and then their last quote is let's roll, boys, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: they go and take it down. Then put the plane down.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: That is the most.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Honorable way to go. Those guys shout out the let's
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: give a run of a pause for those gentlemen out there.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a way to go out to a movie that
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: perfectly descripts the way I want to go out is
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: The Gray with Liam with the wolves. Yeah, where they're
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: plane crashes and then they have to survive because there's
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: a pack of wolves kind of hunting them. And then
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: he just goes one on one just wrapping broken glasses
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: around his fist. Jack O little palm going out.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Jack showed me that ending scene when he like he
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: breaks it and he tapes it to him and just
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: cowardice involved in my death because I will go to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: cowardice first.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: See it's like, would you run back in the building.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Here's here's what I'll tell you. What happened one time?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: You would for family?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Family One time?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. We went on a safari and U
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and it was a travel channel. So I was with
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a bunch of people and like you know, film and everything,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: and we got like within twenty feet from a lion
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: and it was just laying under a tree. It was
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: just laying there, and the lion popped up and like
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: looked at us, and it I mean, everyone's assholes clinched
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and in that moment, I thought to myself, I just
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: need to push the girl in front of the lion.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And I was like, and I had a knife on me,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and I was like, and they're like, oh, You're gonna
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: use that knife to fight the lion, And I was like, no,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I was gonna stab the girl to debilitate her and
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: then the lion because you know, she got to run
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: faster than the slowest personal Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I can't have cowardice. I'm afraid i'd go to cowardice. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Like when you say those guys in nine to eleven,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I would hate to be I would hate to be
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: in that moment because I might be the guy going guys, guys, guys,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: just let them fly us where they want to fly us.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You guys are being racist. Okay. Just because they're brown
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I do it like a whiter boy? Yeah, you're white exactly.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be sitting at first, I was
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: thinking you just relaxed for a second. I'm trying to
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: get some sleep here, double double jack with rocks.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I don't want to no plane crash, no plane crush.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it was early and I was I wanted to drink
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: and usually uh sorry that thing I said with Glenny
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Balls about drinking double jack of rocks, lots of rocks,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: is in two A and I went, who will be
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: drinking today? Boys? And they came back. The flight attendants
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: are like, we're so excited to have you. Do you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: mind when we land if we get a picture? And
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: And I just winked anyone, I got you. No. I
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: didn't even finish it. I fell asleep before I could
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: even finish it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're sitting in first class in the flies
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: head and knows exactly what you drink.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Is knows exactly what my has there been another moment
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: that's top that one. Oh I've had so many moments
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I can't even like I've had. My life is insane.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I never it was never supposed to be like this.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: It really wasn't. And I'm like every I got a
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: fucking FaceTime from Baker the other day. He was in
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the pool. What's up. I didn't know you were a tamba.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck like that. I know, like he's
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: younger than me and I know, and you're supposed.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: To be quarterback.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but still it's like a football player knows why
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, Like that's like I'm always like that,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm very I'm still very much burt in like
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: every sense, like everything, I really get starstruck. I really
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: like I lose my shit over celebrities all the time.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I did it with Chris Robinson from the fucking Black Crows.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Made a fool of myself. I make fools. I make
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a fool of myself all the time.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: So yeah, have you ever tried to rewrite that in
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: your head? Like maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I am now
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: the celebrity that people get excited about.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to do it. I don't know. I don't know how
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to shot my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: much money I make, Like I like, I'm just like
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: sit there and not talk to people and like be cool,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and I just fucking jabberjeaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: it is beautiful and one thing you guys want. You
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: were on Two Bears with them, and there was a
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: lot of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Have you changed your opinion?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, have you?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Have you dove into any any stoicism? Whereas it still
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: kind of like, I.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Don't know, I got I'm just I'm always anti what
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: is it though? Ye, Like, I don't know, It's always
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: been my thing.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: You're anti When somebody says, hey, this could be good
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: for you, You're like, no, that's gay.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: is not popular online.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Right now, we'll go ahead.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I just no, I'm not going to get into it again.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Sense when I was talking to two black guys about it, yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: we were like, hey, the great start. Yeah, we were like,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: we were like, maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's not alcohol,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's you. Like we're all partying hard, we don't
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: drink and drive, we don't hit our wives, we don't
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: like we like to have a good time. Maybe it's you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're the fucking problem. But alcoholics don't like hearing that.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's his bad take. It's tough. It's a tough
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: one for the internet. It made sense when we were
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: fucking lit, yeah, watching the sunset hammered being like, you
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: know what, this isn't bad at all. For people to
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: think that it's bad, They're wrong.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But I'm doing absolutely I did an alcoholic tell me,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I want to I wish I could say his name.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: He goes you think you think? And by the way,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I was with the smartest people in the world at
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: this party, the smartest individuals in the world, legit, And
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: he was like, you thinks you are successful and and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you make a lot of money, and you do like
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: an arena tour, and you're happily married, You've got a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: good relationship, with the kids that you don't have a
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: drinking problem, and I was like, yeah, that's it. Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: like you just hit it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. And
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: he was like, no, you got a problem. I was like, no,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you got a problem. I'm fucking killing it, and then,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: in front of a room full of geniuses, proceed to say,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in alcoholism, but I also don't believe
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: in death. I don't believe in I don't believe in
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: believe in.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Dying don't happened to me.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, what's the take on that? Believing in death?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it happens to other people,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: but just not me.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I kinda, because it hasn't happened.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Play go play some football. You'll find out real quick,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: real quick.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Just how other man put his hands on you and
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: control where you go. That that's when you know that
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: you are not invincible.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I don't believe well, I just like it's like you
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: ever go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: It seems like it's always happened other people.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: You don't believe in it until it happens.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Until then I'll be like, well fuckt yeah got me.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're great son. I was wrong. Yeah, I guess
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: they were right.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like it does exist.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Exist.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Well all right, well we've we've jumped into a lot
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: of different categories. What's your take on religion?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Love, I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: my plan is moving to Nashville and you're moving here. Yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you know, that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: And I texted your wife and I told her that
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: the house next next door to me is for sale.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Olympics and got in the car that day and said,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: This is these are real people, this is I missed
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and so you guys hit me up about doing this
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: and she was like, let's do it. And then well
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: we're going to look at houses today.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Well let's go with why why didn't she here?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: On the bus because I don't want to deal with her.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: if I know I was gonna spend this much time
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: with someone, I would have married a.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, happily marriedfully married.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just it's like you, just, man, when you don't
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: have kids, you spend all your time with that person.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you shower with them, you everything, everything, everything, everything, and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: then I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: just we're up each other's asses. If you said this
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: to her, she would say the same thing. She will
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm still
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: looking at you. Like we just start with each other NonStop.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: How have you guys been married?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: And by the way, you did save beer Olympics. Yeah games,
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: she and thank you for that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I didn't wait. The boys were.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Taking bullets out there, and you may in the video.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make it happen. Was it fired?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Us up. It's still it's like it's like fight club.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: It's so needed. I love it. I love it so
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: much I have. It's that energy. And Leanne saw the energy.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: The energy is like I mean, she stills like she's
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen him fight. She
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: didn't know what he does. Right, She got a little guy.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I love that little guy. Yeah, a little bit. He
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: is he is? She fucking She follows these two girls online.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Look at how much higher their tits are than her.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: She crushed it. I mean, she was obliterated, but it's her,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: it's her feather in her cap. Is that she hung.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: She hung with the boys, killed three beers. I drank
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the three beers out of the baby I did. It
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: took me a little bit, but I got it. Yea.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: So yeah, So we're down here looking at houses. But
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: when it comes to religion, I think I would love.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I would love to believe and be just and then
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: look at you because you don't go. I guess you're
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: going to hell. That would be so cool, but you
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: had to believe it. You got to believe it. You've
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: got to believe it. And I would love that. But
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I just I'm too. I'm too skeptical, Like I just
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I started researching about Islam and Hinduism, so I'm looking
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: for something. Yeah, Catholicism is my thing, and I don't
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: know tweets. It twists my OCD too much, so I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: get like into I work all the Jesus pieces. But yeah, Kanye,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Hinduism sounds like the coolest one so far.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: What about Hinduism is like, Okay, I can get down
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: with this.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Karma makes total sense. Y, Karma's like a big deal.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: And the fact that you come back that enter life
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: is energy and you come back in reincarnation. I think
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: think if they could just get rid of the pork
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: and booze, I'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I love the idea that you got to take a
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I love that that that's in the religion. That's so
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: cool that Yo, it's like fucking bachelor party.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: You gotta check this box.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah you check you know. That's what's the cool things
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: about Muslims is that usually if you run into other Muslims,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: they treat them with a lot of love because they
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: assume they're going to Mecca. Really and yeah, I thought
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: that was cool. You pray five times a day. I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: just did all the research on these. I was looking
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: for religion the other day. Yeah, a lot.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: The rules part is we are like praying five times
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: a day. For me, I just feel like I'm not
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: good with time management. That would make it very difficult
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: for me. Yeah, like in the morning, got it, I
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: got a routine down, Let me get the cold tub.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Then then do I pray or do I pray before?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Like what you do hung out with other Muslims. You
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: all do it together.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: The community, the community like yeah, or a lucy on this.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: The community aspect. Yeah, it's so cool.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: down in a big way.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: other day was like, uh yeah, and they were all
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: walking on the streets and I was just like, it's
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to be religious.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know why. I don't know how it
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: got to be not believing in God was the cool
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: thing because it just seems like you got a community
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: like I would love, I love, I would love. You
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: know what we should do? I want to go see
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Joel Ostein.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Who is that?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: He's like the preacher you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Would know if he saw this, is like a righteous
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Gemstone type of guy.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker, like
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: does has all the he'd be somebody that was like
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: on TV when you were young.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short and that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I still have seeing that picture, had no clue who
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: that is.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: He's his net worth is through the roof. He does
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: like megachurches, dude, that was the rub when we started comedy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: There's a guy telling you, like, yo, if you work clean,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you can do churches. I never wanted to do that. Ship.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: There's a guy, John Chris that did that.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: He would like a fucking Sunday six o'clock show in
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: a mega church. In a mega church, it's like they're
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: like arenas and just clean up. He made so much
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: fucking money. He's a great guy. He got canceled. Did
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you hear this story? This is wild? I apologize John
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm perpetuating something and I love you.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You know that he got Friend of the Show. He
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled because I mean,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: when you hear this, you're gonna go huh because he
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: took a roller blading and he tried to kiss.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Her that he got canceled for that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you're like a Christian and I think he had like
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: vodka and a water bottle or something.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it really is like not that bad
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: number one high school move.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he got when you're in it, you gotta
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: be in it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: When you when you say you're Christian, you can't funk around.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's the hard part is like that
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is a hard part. Dad. I could do the Christian like, uh,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: believe in it and but I'm gonna fuck up.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna yeah, that's what that's the hard thing. Like
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: with with football, for me, I always thought it was
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: better to have your public perspect whoa perception.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: How good is that there's no alcohol in this right?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Oh there's five percent? Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: But the public perception for me of having having people
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: think less of you, I always thought was a bigger
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: win than trying to be this like all American kid
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: and then one or two things happen and they're like, oh,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: this guy is a piece of shit, and then when
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: they're actually you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: You you.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: I just come off way better to them. I that's
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: a bigger win.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: You are explaining my business model to a t Okay,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: So I go to I go to college. So I
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: played baseball in high school and get recruited to play
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Duke Citadel, gonna walk on at Florida State. I go
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to walk on.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: A great football season, by the way for Florida State.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: He's killing it right now, you're looking at Yeah, Well,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a secret. So I go to walk
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: on at Florida State. I literally do the first practice
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: and walk off the field. I'm like, pro sports are
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: no longer for me. I gave up baseball, and I remember,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: but I remember going to my fraternity that I was
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: an fraternity and they were doing uh inner murals and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: they were like football, and everyone's like, dude, I'm a
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: dog and you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: get me on the field, get me on the field.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And so I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was fat and so so. And by the way, that
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: guy on the left, Scot O'Brien, fucking amazing baseball player.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, get dude. He well he ended up
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: walking on at Florida State. He got a full ride
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: to Alabama too. Oh wow, yeah wow. So so he's
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: a great actor now too. It was an interesting dude,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: very interesting dude. But uh so I didn't go out
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: for football inter murals because everyone was so good. And
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: then I watched them play and I was like, oh
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You just played the sport. And then that talked the
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: ship for you. Yeah. So then in a real softball
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: comes up and everyone's like a fucking dog and I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: tell anyone I could play. I'm gonna go out and
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: play and I'm just not gonna say anything. I remember
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: catching fly balls in the outfield behind my back and
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: then everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? And
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: then you go and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you didn't tell what you can play. So I looked
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: at that from that day forward as I was like,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I will never talk shit about like I'm gonna always
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: undersell my performance and over deliver. So a stand up
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: it now. I think I've said it so much I
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: mean it. The only reason people think I'm a great
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: stand up is I hang out with the best stand
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: ups in the world. I mean, look at that, you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: surround yourself.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: You're good in the storytelling realm too. You're yeah, the
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: story you're not giving you credit. I know, but but
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: that's the game plan, that's business plan. You basically just
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: did it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, ye,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: take his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: he's a really good storyteller, like being like, oh, this
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: at I mean, when I got into stand up, I
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: off stage and like I just ripped that room, and
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: that's your version of the best you got. I was
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: like all right, and so I just never I never
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: shit like fucking ran the La Marathon with no training
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: at all. Told you I'd fucking bench press more than you.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: fun and if you're and if you don't get it,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: it's like that's the point of comedy is just to
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: underperform under cell overperform, That's always been my thing.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of times, yea twice. Tommy's like he fucking
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  Speaker 1: trained for it, and he had his coach pacing him.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: He had headsets and he didn't talk to anybody, and.
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  Speaker 3: He still fucked.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm trying to break thirty minutes.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: Paralympics and thirty minutes the fucking doing.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: He was so serious about this fucking race. I got
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: hit by a golf car.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened there?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: That's a great question, Pete.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Would it he hit you?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Pete? He stopped in front of the car your feet.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I love that, Pete, I love that Pete cannot just
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you weren't trying to stop any of it. Stopped right
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: it was just walking.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: stopped writing front of the cart.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Dadd is imagine? Oh you saw the lungs he was
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: trying to get out of it.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Well, it's crazy, fucking Brital.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I came out of my came, I came out of
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: my shoes.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: bit about that back in the day. Yeah, that was
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: uh yeah, the shoes, the shoes coming off, seeing a
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: man ge hit by a car.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, God, man, do you people don't remember how great?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: But when he did it at that moment, No, there
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: was nothing like it. There was nothing like it. Remember
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed. He murdered.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane Cook would
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: fucking destroy.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: here year, there's three his three stand ups, his three
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies. He
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: And I feel like I bring it up every time
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: a comedian is on our bus, is like, what happened
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: to Day because yeah, we did with Adam who was
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: who came out last week now for people that are
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: listening to this episode, But it just seems like he's
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: got this like people are not a fan of him
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: in the comedic world like that, people say he stole
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: jokes and all these all these other things.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: of him.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: but he got famous by himself, Like we all got
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: like like and going like I don't know how do
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: did you? Oh? I got a guy that he'll take
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: care of that. And you know, so like we all
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Dane got which by himself, did arenas by himself. He
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: was the only one doing arenas. Dude. When I did arenas,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I remember reaching out to I remember talking to the
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Schultz going, this is how you do arenas. You gotta
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: get a stage, you need a sound system, bring your
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: own sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: we got to talk to each other about it, about
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: how to do these things. They did it by himself,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and so in a weird way, and I've been the
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: victim of this. The only thing people want is to
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: watch you fail, like they love taking shots people on
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the top. And I've it's happened to me. Guys that
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: were like good friends, just the second you passed them,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: they're like, fuck that guy. And You're like, I thought
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: we were both. I cheered you when you succeeded. You
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: couldn't hear me when I succeeded. Ye, And it's crazy.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know and so, but Dane did it
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: all by himself, and so everyone just wanted him to fail.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Why do you think human nature is that way where
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: this is like everybody wants to be on top of
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: closest I can get to it, and you'll you'll understand this.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: So I took Shane Gillis to towards me a couple
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: of times, right, And I took him to Celebrity Theater
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: and in Arizona's in the Round and he opened for me.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and he got a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: standing ovation, standing ovation at that was the Super Bowl, right, No,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that it was another time. It was another time he
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: got a standing ovation then too, but he got a
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: standing ovation. He didn't know what to do with it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: He really didn't know what to do with it. Like
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: he like kind of stopped and you know he's uncomfortable
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: as he is, but stopped, and we're all sitting We're
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: like to take it, stay out there. And then he
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: comes off stage and I was like, wow, he's this
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: is changing for him. I got a text from him
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: or maybe one of our managers. You know, I hold
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis broke your
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like, you want
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: your boys to succeed, but there is a party you
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: go and hold on like we're not talking money, We're
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now. That
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: was the first one. He broke my Booze record, My
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Booze I'm the boos like and so there is a
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: thing where you gotta decide what kind of man you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: are or do you want your boys to blow up?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Do you want your boys to succeed, or do you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: need to be the guy. You know, I don't need
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I buy the best people. I don't need to be
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude. He
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: just broke the record at Wells Fargo.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: God for most booths.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: No, No, for most attendance.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Oh h but the the boos thing was most booze bought?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Or how does one measure the booze record?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: The places the That's how I used to get on.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: not gonna know if I'm funny or not, but what
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: they will know is if they have to fucking restock
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. And so
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I used to do. I used to do a show
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: called calling Stick to Work where I go in I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: do a show at noon and we'd drink them out
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: of booze before their evening shows. We do, I mean,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: we I'd kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Shane's destroying it right now. And you hear people talk
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, that's interesting, because you didn't say
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: that when he was opening for you. You didn't say
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: that when he was younger. Now you're saying it's I've
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: watched it happen to a lot of people. I'll tell
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you a dog can just tell you what doesn't have
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to do, doesn't have it to tell him, doesn't have
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: to Joe, Joe, Joe Rogan wants you to be more
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: famous than him the second he fucking meets you. Joe
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: was the most selfless individual when he'd put us on
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: his podcast just to get us fans. I remember I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: had a special out he put me on. We did
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: a a End of the World podcast that night at
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: the store, and then I did his podcast first thing
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: in the morning. That guy's wanted your success since day one.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: He is the most selfless individual. But it wasn't like that.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like that before. Damn, it does feel like
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: it happened.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: It feels like it happens in the in the comedy realm,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: because I feel like it's more of like that individual
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: life sport. Yeah, if you're in individual sports and in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: athletics and everything else, I feel like, you know, people
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: want whoever is at the top, like they want to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: be better than right.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: And people cheer on you. It's like when you're when
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you're low enough and they feel like your dream is
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: But the moment you do get kind of like.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: To the top or or pass whatever their level of
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: like them wanting you to be in their world is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: like once it gets beyond that is I feel like
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: it is when the shots kind of come.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the people are you know, they want to say
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you forget you forgot who you are. Yah blah blah blah.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too, Like it's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: some comics who are on top of the world, people
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: don't think are funny because it's just not their humor.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Like why why does he be able to have so
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: much success in not me?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: so like you look at some guys that are a
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: little older and they're like like they were like at
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: the top of their games, doing theaters like that was
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: that that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: have been doing stand up for one year that are
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: doing stand up in arenas. Like It's it's wild where
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: comedy is right now. It's insane to me. But yeah,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like now
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are doing arenas.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Do you think the people are doing arenas more because
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Is that much better than it used to be.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: of everything. I think it is social media. I do
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: think it has to do with uh. I think this
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I mean there are there are some comics. I think
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: that there are some people that I don't even think
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: they know what comedy is. They just know how to
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: say wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like And
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: but I think it's a perfect storm of all that.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: And I think, you know, I mean look at I
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: mean when you say you guys sat down with the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: current future president of the United States. That's where the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Show and the late night talk shows and the This
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: is where it's connecting and and and our fans. I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: say our fans because I think we probably share overlapping
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: concentric circles. But they they they know you, they that
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: they like, they like root for you, and they love you.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: And then and then that turned into comedy. It's like
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I go on stage and I take my shirt off,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: and people lose their mind and I go It's like,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean there was
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: a time when I took my shirt off where people went,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know, I mean
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: in the first seven years of my career, I think,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: my shirt off and but it's it's just bizarre where
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: everything is. I think.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: But I think people do. Uh, everybody's doing a good
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: job too. Like a rising tide lifts all ships, like
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: you're fully loaded towards essentially like that. I know when
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: we have comics on we talk to comics who have
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: been on that thing. They talk about how much that
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: just event and that tour kind of like puts you
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: on because again you're in front of so many people
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: entertaining in such a way that involves partying together. Like
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: you you are accessible, You feel way more accessible to people.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: always been a firm believer and like it's not fun
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: this the other day because I told you I want
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Fluffy to the sphere and I said to Leanne, I go,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: how cool would this be able to do? Like to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: take your because Fluffy got a box for us and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: he got us all hotel rooms and he put us
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: up and was like fucking sick, and he got a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: party bus for us and were on the party bus,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: were laughing on our asses off, and I said to Leanne,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this would be so sick if
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: we could do something like this, and she goes, you've
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: that's right, and I remember I wish I had the
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up me.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: to guess the songs. So we're like like just screaming
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: and we're crying, laughing. Do you remember that, Pete? We
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: were crying, crying, laughing everything. And I look back, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: look back at like all the things I've done. Those
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: are my favorite moments, is uh is is like all
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the people I've partied with, all my friends and all
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: the they're all the greatest comics in the world. They're
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: the funniest human beings. One of my favorite memories, Georgia
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: is on fully Loaded with her friend Daisy and uh
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Shane comes up last night and he goes up to me.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: He goes, you got sneaking beers. Georgia goes no, He goes,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: come on, I don't have a lie to me. She's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: like no. He's like, I'm not gonna tell your dad.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, we're sneaking beers and she just sits
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: down next to me. Is Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, these are like the greatest fucking memories of
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: my life. And you think, you know, like I didn't
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: pay that much to hang out with them.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Dude, that is fucking while to be able to get
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: we all have a certain set of skills. Let's just
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: all go and do this together.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, fully loaded last year, it's me, jelly Roll, David Tell,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Big ja Ogerson, Dan Soder, Mark Norman. I mean it's
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: it's it's the perfect smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: and jelly Roll just happens to be the biggest artist
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: in the country who and we laughed so hard. He
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: had just found out who Mitch Hedburg was and within
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: finding out, within finding out that he is now his
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: favorite coming, he then learns he's dead, and we could
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: not stop laughing. He goes this, Mitch Heedburgh, guy's great,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: and David Tell goes, I got some bad news for you, buddy.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: We are crying laughing, but like those are the moments
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: like where you go this night life doesn't get better? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: because you guys, do you guys have him on two Bears?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Has he been on I don't know, but I know
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: he did the five K with you all. You guys
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: have done shows together and stuff like that. Did that
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: relationship start.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know, honestly. I started following Jelly a long
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: time ago. I started following him online. I think I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him, and
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: then we started dming and we just became friends over
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: through the through the internet, and then he came out
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: something that we have. We're very similar men in that
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to be in the position we're in, as opposed to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: some guys are like this was I was destined for this.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: we just kept we just kept in touch and then
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: don't think much of it, but like if we were
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: ever in the same city, we always hit up. He
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: found each other, Like if he was on tour near me,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: he'd come and have lunch at where we were at
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: came out to the show I was here, and we've
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: always just kept in touch and been close and uh.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: And then but the crazy thing was, and this is
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Nelk Boys and he was saying, you know, the two
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: bears are doing a five k. I think I'm gonna
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: get in shape for it, and all of a sudden,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: it fuck, it took off like people magazine wrote us
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: about it, and it was crazy. So he came out
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: to do this and then me, Bunny, Leanne, and Jelly
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: are running the five k together and we're getting done.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: We're like about to pass the finish line and and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Jelly starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: gets emotional and he goes h and he's like, I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: think you might have just changed my life. And Bunny
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: starts crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: us are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: and it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: never really had like been you know, had like health
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: issues or had gotten your life's never gotten away from
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: you with your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: and I was two eighty five last time, the fucking
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: time before up your Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: and just the little spark of getting your health back
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: together and getting in control of it and just getting
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: into a place where you are moving every day. It's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: so fucking big and uh. But that that moment was crazy.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: And then immediately it's like we're doing half the marathon.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: He's like yeah, And so I was like, all right,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in if you're in. But he I love him
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: to death. Man, I'm so happy for success. He's the
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: sweetest guy in the world. He really does. I mean,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you don't understand. He went and did fully
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: loaded this year. He did the first week. I didn't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: pay him. I didn't I didn't cover his tour bus,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't cover his private jets. He did it on
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: his own, like he came and did it. And I
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, I gotta get I gotta pay you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: back somehow. He's like, no, I just want to be
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: with you. It's like that's like a real friend. I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: love him. I love him to death. Yeah, he is
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: the kindest soul.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: And you just know, like life, Like, I think to myself, like, man,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: what was he like like when he is in prison
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: and was wrapped up in the wrong stuff to where
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: he has such a perspective now and he's able to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: talk to absolutely everybody and have this perspective that you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: just you want to do nothing butt root for him.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: The level of purity is is second to none, especially
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: when he tells stories about watching the Music City Miracle
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that he's
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: how does somebody go through that much adversity in life
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: get to the other side of this level of fame
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: and fortune and have you know the ability to still
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: He just wants to do the best he can with
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: what he has and it just continues to be better
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Is eloquently too.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but here we will wow and he's like, I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: used to sell drugs and now I'm sitting here saying, well,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: there's a problem with drugs in this country.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also someone you know when we talk about
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: like people root for your downfall, and I assume it's
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a natural thing. I mean I feel like, you know,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, when you people hate me.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I go, okay, I think it's just normal, I guess.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: But then it really means a lot when people don't
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: when people like root for your success and like still
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: love you, it means a lot. And like and like
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Jelly came out, I did Bridgestone and he came out
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to like like like be there for me and like
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: like celebrate it with me, and I did. I think
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I brought him on stage. I think we sang a
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: song at Bridgestone. And then the next time I'm in Nashville,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, would you bring me on stage tonight?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: And I was like I was like yeah, sure, yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I think, I have
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: a thing. I have a show. I wish I could
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: were you performing? And he's like Titans Stadium, O went
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I could cancel. I would have canceled. What the fuck? Yeah?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Give mean seventy five thousand people, are you shitting me?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: But like he's just very regular, like he I mean,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: he's just so and he and he really wants you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: to death.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: And bringing along the people that before he was just
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: level of fame, like bringing them to it and being like, hey,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this. I would love for you guys to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: be there. Type of and type of mentality is just
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: is just awesome.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: They text all the time, and dont I do not
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: know how that relationship happened. I don't like because they're
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: very different women. There really are different women, but man,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: on our land, and Dan's like I could live with
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Bunny And I was like, hang on, wait.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Av he did buy a crazy piece of flame.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yes, He's like, I got a good place up
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: on a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: we're looking at everything today. But I love him to death. Man.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny shit
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh, like
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: But uh, I.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Remember being at One of my favorite things in the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: world to do is bully Shane. I love bullying Shane.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I love texting him as saying him, man, you want
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: to meet up for a drink this morning? And he
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: goes no, and then I always right back. This is
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get him to break,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah, it's
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I text
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: him one time and I go, yo, I'm at Rogan's
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Club at noon partying. You meet me there and he's
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: like no. I was like, cool, do you want me
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to send a car to get to you. He's like
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not going. I go, hy man, I'm just I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: want to get make sure I have the right drink
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: for you, like you still drink a bud Light And
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: he's like, bert, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: And then he's like fuck I'm on my way.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: So so he he eventually breaks.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: but you know, it's like we know it. But he
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: go away from everyone, go back to a bar and
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: he's like, uh, he just got offered SNL and I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: got excited. But like watching your boys blow up, it's
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: know how hard that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: I love how you promos your promos where he's at,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: with me. He was holding his child reading a book.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're reading a book. Words are that
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: interesting to you that you could like he was like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: holding his child reading like I was like, what the fuck,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I've never read a book, Like, yeah, look he's.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Reading a book.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: He's in it too, he's focused, he's reading. That's like that.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I've never not in a million years I ever read
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: like that where I was like taking care of my
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: child and reading.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: being like I'll make the decision to read is a
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: very difficult they something we should all do, but a
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: very difficult thing to just go and do it and
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: put a child on your laps.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: It's a wholely different. He's awesome, man, But yeah, like
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: hit up at him and we were in bro. He
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: like you're proven. You get proven, right because you get
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: arena scattle. Would you like to come and do it
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: and bring your family out or whatever? And he's like, dude,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: that would be I was like cool, And then I
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: get excited. I go, I'm gonna make it about Adam
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: this weekend. So I got us out to go meet
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks and.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: He's talking about that.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like this fucking I did it
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: for Shane. When we went and did the first fully
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Loaded he I said, first, our first show, was it
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Notre Dame? And I said, I got we We're gonna
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: go into the practice field, we're gonna go see the stadium,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do everything. I love doing that. I fucking
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: love that more than anything. But Adam is fucking hysterical,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: and he's smart, and he's funny and he's quick, and
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: he's really just a brilliant comic. So then to watch
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: him blow up in a weird way, it's like, yeah,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Like I said, dude, I said it to stop you.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: The other day, I go, if anything, I'm good at
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: two things, introducing people and picking out talent, Like I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: am really good at picking out talent, Like I can
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: tell you who the meaning of the next guy is
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be always, always, I think who's the next guy?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be me again, dude.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Dobby is fucking hilarious.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical. Is
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: that out now? It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm and we went to the screening and we
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: were crying. It is all Stobby. He carries the whole
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: fucking movie. The other people in it are just as
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: fucking funny, but it is if you like Stobby's sense
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: of humor. He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: minute of the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: it's fucking hysterical, dude.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: That is crazy to me. The level of talent that
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: people have of just writing and being able to see
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: their vision and just put it, whether it's in a
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: movie or on a stage or anything like that. That
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine movie,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: you play yourself, but like, like, did you write that
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: script because you obviously wrote the og one when you
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: actually robbed a train station or a train.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I was a juvenile. You remember Juvenile the rapper. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I was a juvenile. Manny Fresh the other day and
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I was telling him about the Russian mafia, and Juv's like,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I got to hear this story. I was like, buddy,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: no one wants to hear it, but you you're the
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: only one.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I was very I was very hands on in the
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: in in write writing the script. I would take I
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: little tricky because when we got in there, I didn't
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: really have to memorize anything. So I was also so
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: a part of writing it. And then uh but I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: would rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Mark Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: it's not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: bring it in that day and go all right, guys,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: new sides, everyone, let's all get up to speed. He
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: was like, he was like, I was up all night
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: learning this fucking scene for our job today. He goes
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: you can't rewrite shit.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, sorryes happening anyway.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: What was it like working with Jimmy Tatro? I fucking
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: love that dude.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: He's the man.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Fucking love him. He makes me laugh so like, there's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: a couple of people in this world that see me
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: the way my sisters see me, like I'm ridiculous. I
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I picked up my phone and I called someone and
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: told them his secret in front of him, and he goes,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: just told you not to tell anyone. And I was like, no,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: that was the whole idea of me telling you. But
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: like and I just he he he made that guy.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: He gets me. Him and Nate Pargotti for whatever reason,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: if they ever meet each other, they will get along
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: so well. But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: a brother. Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered, crushed
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: it on SNL. Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: that like, I don't know, it's so effortless. It's like
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: he I think Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: was so hilarious. Hilarious.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his tone, his timing, he is, He's really funny.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I was at the Ryman last night and me and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Nate and Ari Safir were at the Ryman probably ten
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: one day that'll be us, and I was like, no
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: fucking way, and he was like no what, We'll all
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: get here and Nate's like, I'll get here and I
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: out loud, I was like, cause Angela Johnson has the
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: nail saloon. I said, give me one nail salon bit,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I'll tell it for the rest of my fucking life
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: to get me on that stage. And then that was
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: the Machine. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: movie or did you know it was going to be awesome?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: No, I thought, I'll tell you no. I knew it
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: was a good movie. I knew it wasn't going to
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: be people expected. I knew it was an action movie
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: and it was like fun, it was fast paced. I
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: knew all that. I knew people would like it. I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was going to do as well as
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: it did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: was any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics partly,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they hated it, and I.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Car down and be like, hey, there might be a
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: negative things.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I was so blindsided by that. I was souch. I
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: was like I was like, I was like, well, yeah,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And they're
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: like it bombed in the box office, And I was like, well, yeah,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: you doing with the release of the movie.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: I was like great.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: He was like really, I was like fucking amazing. He
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: was like, he's like, check out this reddit page, Tommy.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: This.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, why would they say that? And he
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: was like, you put on a movie, man, people aren't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: gonna like it. And I was like, hold on wait,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: because you know, no one ever says it about your specials,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: like your specials just either just do well. I remember, dude,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: this is how oblivious I am to things. I remember
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I will say his name, but there was a comic
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I'll say his name, just haded it out. He put out,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now give me another
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: twist the thing? So uh the he he had put
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: out a trailer for a special and it was getting
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: slammed in the comments, and I remember going, I remember
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: who this can happen. I was like, what do you mean?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Why would people not like your stand up? Like, just
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: don't watch it, it's not for you. I was so
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: caught off guard because like negativity wasn't like I just
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's like
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got back
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: last year you said something bad, but like everyone was
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: always on your side. When that movie came out, man,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: people fucking there were people that hated me, and I.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Was like, what, how are they gonna hate you for it?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Though? Hating you? I don't know. I think I think
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: a lot. I think what were they hating about it?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Just me? I think I don't know. I think the
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: fact that I was like, I think that I probably
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: so oblivious. I had such blinders on and that whole
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: period of my life that I was just moving as
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: I had a special come out. I had this come out.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I had oh, I had so much going on that
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: I I just was like, I don't know. Everything was
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: in front of me. It's like driving in New York.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: I just looked in front of me. I never looked
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: behind me. And then when this came out and Razzle
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Dazzle did well. I had an arena tour, like I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: had all this shit going on. That was the first time.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I mean I was oblivious to it too.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I remember having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills in a beautiful hotel, getting drunk that morning,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: being smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: I was still on cloud nine and he was like,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: how's the movie. I said, fud awesome, It's great. He
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: was like you sure. I was like what. He's like,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: some people don't like it, and I was like what who.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know people, and I was
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: like what do you mean. He's like I don't know,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Like take a look at this, and I was like,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: what the fuck, tom Why would you show that to me?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: And I was like I don't know. You should know?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: But then it came out on Netflix and it was
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: like trended. It was number one movie for like a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: month and people love it. And I've never had anyone.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: but like in person, people just give you love. Like
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: I really am not online at all these days. Like
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I don't read any comments. I don't read anything. You
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: just interact with people. I'm never I I take pictures
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: everywhere I go. I was at the rhyming last night.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: I took pictures all the way up until the show started.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: get love. So I just I kind of go by that.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like COVID, do youmever? It's like the
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable, it goes up your nose,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: you could not take the test and just go I
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: don't believe in COVID.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, you don't read comments, I don't. I don't comments.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: I don't read any fucking comments.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: I am off comments.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Are you off social media?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Like do you know?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Are you running your social media or somebody else running
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: your social media.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: This is how, this is how then we do to
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: get on a post. You might like check it all
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: the way. No, no, no, I look at likes. I
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: look at likes, and I look at number of comments.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: So like, I'll go like, I'll go into Instagram. Let's see,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: I'll share exactly what I do. So I go onto Instagram,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: I go to oh, I go to my page right,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: and then I'll look at like, this is a thing
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: with Judd. So we just had Judd on or I
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: had Judd on for two Bears, ten thousand views, two
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: hundred and forty six thousand views, three likes, whatever, And
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: I go with, that's odd. A lot of people watching,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: and I look at a lot of people liking it.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: so Judge a little bit of a volatile character online.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Get Jimmy Kimmel on the fucking hated Jimmy and Jimmy's
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: sweet guy. Really yeah, it's dude. You can predict what
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: the internet is gonna like. You can just go like,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: guys talk about like some people are gonna like you,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, who the Internet loves Trump?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was still I mean there was text
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: messages too.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got grown up grown ups probably didn't like
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: you like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: But like the Internet, the Internet, THEO had Trump on
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: in the Internet got erect immediately, and you're like.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you But like twenty twenty, the Internet hated Trump.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: But but then Elon Musk buys Twitter, and now it
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: seems like everywhere you go people are loving Trump. Like
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: why do you think that's a massive difference maker? Is
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: Elon or somebody else owning Twitter?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: really no, I just hate you. It was it was
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: such a negative place that it's like or X is
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: where probably the most negativity is Yeah, I can't. I don't.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want that in my life, Like I don't
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: want you to be able to affect my day, meaning
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: if you're listening and you're like, God damn, I fucking
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: hate Burt. I'm cool with that. I get that that's
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: part of the job. However, I don't need you getting
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: into my day, fucking my day up. Like I want
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: to be able to walk to the office, have a
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile, and your
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: opinion of me as value as it may be, I
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: don't need to know it. I don't need to know it. Also,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: if you love me, I can't allow that to affect
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: me either. I've got to make sure that my day
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: is controlled within my parameters and I can have a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: beautiful day with no exterior I don't you know, so, Like,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: that's why I don't fuck around with comments. That's why
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I don't fuck around online.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: Have you always had that conclusion?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: What what was the thing that was like, all right,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: way more than it should.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Good or bad. Oh, the there was I mean, there
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: was a period I think probably right when the movie
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: came out, that I was I would I would read Tom. Yeah,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Tom lives, Tom reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: reads comments. They all read everyone that there are people
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: that read their own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: I just was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: have a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: fucking Walmart and he maybe stocks stuff in the back.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: His dad left his mom and him a long time ago.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: He lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: this kid, but this is a kid. It's got to be.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: He's losing his air. He's skinny, he's never really had
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: any muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: have his podcasting, and god damn it, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. In real life, I don't care about this person. However,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: His dad left his mom when he was young. He's
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: in the fucking head of this comedian and I'm fucking
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: in my sauna. Yeah, I'm I'm fucking it's It's wild
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: that that was a real scenario in my life that
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: there would be someone that would and you know there
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: was like, what's even crazier. I'm gonna give this kid
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: a shout out because there's a kid, fuck is I
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: forgot his name cracked Demico.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, cracked Amico.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Uh I got And look it's we have a weird
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: history because he wrote a really hateful song about me
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: know why people love the neg activity, but he's like,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: watch it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: want to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: It's bad. I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: like it, and it fucked a weekend up for me,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: a weekend I could. I was just really bothered by it.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: They called me on legioniskanks and they were like, what
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: did you think of it? And I was like, it sucked.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: about someone else. What are you looking for? And then
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: he and then he said uh. And then he did
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: and he was like, man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: this guy has to be a massive fan of mine
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: to have the amount of information about me that he does.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: It's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: fan went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: am a massive fan and I got caught up in
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: the hate to get views and I'm and he put
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: out a huge apology video and then I realized, like,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: and then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: and then he had to double back and be like
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: it was all joke. I was just trying to get burt.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he's doing, right,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: It's tough to get into that little spin zone.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: a nice guy. I saw him a skanks fest recently.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: but you go, why would you ever let that guy
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: weekend with your daughter? Like I hear one weekend to
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: and let it fuck my day up? Right? Like it
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: just didn't. It didn't none of that. That's why I
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: don't fuck with comments. And the negative positive ones are
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: you don't, they don't. It's like, how can a negative
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: one do so much damage to me? But a positive one?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: I just go glance past.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that was a nice movie, dude.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: Your legend. Whatever, next, your legend? Next? Next, dude, I
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: my favorit, come me, okay whatever? Oh you're a fat fuck.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: He tells the same story over and over again. God
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: damn it.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: Like what we spend some time on this? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: it's like live for the cheers, died by the booze.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: You think about it with athletes. I think about it
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: with athletes way more.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, brother, that trust me will And I've had that
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: conversations a bunch of times.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're not doing your best and then
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: you fail and then your whole city hates you, and
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: then the next week you gotta go out and try
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: fuck off? Yeah, fuck me?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: This great, great photo to pull up. Deshaun Watson this
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it, happy
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: about it, like this guy tore his achilles. Might never
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: be the same ever again. Could you know who knows? Suger?
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: We could go wrong, couldn't be done playing football forever?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: And people are like stoked that he's done.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: hated you and what like that. That's the thing that
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: fucks me up.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: What a feeling when you win that room over.
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  Speaker 1: Yours, Gerbs Bill Burr in Philly. It's the greatest. It's
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Philly hated him. Hold on and I apologize to Bill
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: if I'm retelling something that he, you know, he didn't
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: care about. He doesn't. It's it's just one of the
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: most epic things. I mean, it's like he goes in
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: and does his show in Philly. I'm paraphrasing. I would
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: say anyone should go out and watch the video. It's
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase. He goes out and
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: does the Opie and Anthony tour in Philly, and they
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: booed the comic before him, and second he gets up,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: he tries some material and they start booing Bill, and
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Bill goes na, fuck you, you know what, I got
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna take every bit of
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: that time to tell you why your city sucks. And
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia. And it's brilliant
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: in all of it because he's really picking. He's a
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: sports guy, so he knows everything about Philly, right, and
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: he grew up in Boston, so he really can take
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: apart Philly. But he keeps going back to the clock,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: he goes five minutes left, five good minutes, and the
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: room turns and they start cheering him on, and he
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: wins the room. It is the most epic. It is
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: quintessential Bill Burr. If you know Bill, this is how
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: his brain works. And he fucking turns an arena to
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: cheering for him about him making fun of them. It's
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: fucking brilliant. Is incredible, dude, he is he is, he is.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: Uh I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: not at all. No. We'd a period where we weren't talking.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: I got nervous.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it was it sucked for both of us,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: I think, you know, but it's like, you know, we're
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: in the in comedy, we're all we're all like brothers.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: You know, Like especially gonna say, how does he get
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: to a point where you guys aren't talking.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: It's easy, actually, because we don't see each other unless
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other at
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: the clubs. You know. It's like I could very easily
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: get to a point where I'm not talking with a
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: lot of people because it's like we're living our own
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: lives and we're reaching out and and uh we had
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: a podcast together and uh and and you know it
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: was it was like the day that we kind of
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: reconnected was that, Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this, and
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: so I'll shut up. Yeah yeah, right now, right now,
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's uh, dude, he's.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: dissect things. And who was the guy who used to
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: do daily show? That he said on his show and
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: that just made fun of him the whole time. It
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: was a recent episode of something that came up. It
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: was all a holier than now type of situation. I
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: forget who it was. And if he can't pull it up,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: that's perfectly fine, because I.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: minds in the world are my friends. Like the like
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: the fact that like thank you for saying that about
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: us man. Yeah, but you know, I love you guys
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: more than anything.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: The feeling I'm definitely mutual.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I'm sitting outside thist of you guys
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: talk about sports, and I'm like, God, damn it. That's like,
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's crazy now that, like you guys, it
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: is epic. I mean fucking insane.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: a punter.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right? I mean yep, every every movie he's yes, criticism,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: yeah right.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: have is your own imagination or what you believe you're
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: really is, You're absolutely right, Like Pat is a guy
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: that at the worts world, especially in general, just on
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: top of the absolute world.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he called him nuts crazy get helmet back
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: on him retiring.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: I thought he was a little out of his mind
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: when he started his podcast and I saw how much
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: he was investing in it, because I remember we were
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: all doing like we all just had like a zoom
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: and a couple of mics, right, and then we went
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: to I remember going to pass going like you have
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: who the fuck what? And I was like, I was
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: like okay, And then in my head I was like,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: is this the future? And he was and he was
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: in that you'd never think it? I think is fucking THEO.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: about under promise, over perform THEO fucking falling man. That
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: guy was texting him last night. This made me feel
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: was like, heavin townon, you want to out or something.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight. I'm preparing
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: for a podcast, and I went, we're supposed to be
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: preparing for these He's done incredible fuck when we did Trump.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: So I went, I listened to a couple of podcasts,
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: wrote some notes down. But when I got to like
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: Chicago to do the episode, I was like, all right,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: we got it.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: I know, I got Will.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: I know there's always like anytime things aren't doing, like
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: there's you feel like there's something, you can always just
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: turn to Will and we can just talk for a
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: little bit and then find our way to a new question.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: It's like thirty minutes before he comes on and Will
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: is writing notes looking at something. I'm pretty sure you
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: had headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: what is there something I'm not doing right now that
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: my body, I literally I got the piece paper out
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: and I started just writing things on a piece of
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I feel
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: like I should just be doing this. Also because he's
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: doing this when I feel a whole lot better when
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: I do a little bit less. Actually, but because he
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: was so prepared. We sat there for six hours before
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: the episode.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: That's what was brutal, Yeah, because because if you.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: Go and you're like, all right, we have this big
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: guest coming up. The first time you came on before
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: we're familiar with you, it's like, yo, we got fucking
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: Burt on the episode. Your whole goal is the minute
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: you walk here is like get him on the bus
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: as soon as possible, because you don't want to have
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: like the small talk where you're like, yeah, don't talk
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: about blah blah blah. And so we sit there with
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: this for six hours with a couple of Secret Service guys.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: All the conversations you could have are already done, and
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: now it's just like now we have an hour and
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: a half.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: So when we got there at three to do all
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: the secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: at three, we were probably gonna sit down and interviewing
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: at like six, and then there was a little hope
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: that we might get him on a little earlier. I
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: don't think we sat down with him until like nine
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: pm a night, right, So we're for tracks in that
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: little conference room unless you go, unless you go potty,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: and then the Secret Service guys got to escort.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: You go, oh oh yeah, oh I didn't.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah it was, and that's yeah, I'm getting putin
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 8: you know, and everything about that guy in Austin, Texas.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking I'll fly to I told I was
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: I was gonna go to Russia to promote the movie.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: And apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so I was like, well, okay,
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: it's a bad time.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 9: A whole new special. Yes he's motherfucker. Now that's a
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 9: nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen in the Uh yeah,
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 9: that's a way. Whatever happen to Britney.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: Griner, is she still playing?
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: She still she's still hooping, she's doing it.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in La
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: and everything else, the Rat King, and now it feels
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: like he's becoming like a Rogan s style podcast where
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: he has on all these massive names and all these
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: massive people, but he does it his style in his
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: way and making the change.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: I believe it was during COVID or around that time
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: where he was like, I'm leaving La I'm gonna go
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: to Nashville, right when we was doing a whole bunch
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that, And
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: it's like this guy's kind of taking away his life
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: flying a little bit because he was always kind of
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: be in a group of people as opposed to being solo, right,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: and taking that by the balls and rolling is.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: Is I mean trump on? Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wow,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: and then he has a plumber yeah yeah, and the
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: numbers just as well.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because people are really there for THEO.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: I will tell you, I will tell you this, and
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: I think THEO would even attest to this. I me
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: without question, on the final episode of that show, the
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed. Speak aloud. We were crying
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: were like, he is going to be the best comic ever.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: If and this was the thing, was like if he
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: can figure out how to do what he's doing right
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: now on stage that he and I'm being for real,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: he didn't for a while, like because this is like
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago. That's it is
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: that the episode that fucking that person right there made
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: laughed that hard. Michaeleam Black was like, Dude, this guy's
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: a genius. Everyone, Donnelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: And he figured out just he just cut some of
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: We saw it that we get the first taste of
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: it that night and we were like, this is this
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a I love little secret stuff. You ended the
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: podcast with your ladies, fucking you know. THEO showed up
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: to give her love. He pulled up to say hey
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Aleenn his first live show. I just wanted to say, hi, congratulations.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: That's who the fuck that guy is. Act. You don't
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: ever like that shit goes down in my book forever,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: like that's like, he's a real dude.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: That's the all time when it comes to the podcast stuff,
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys ever
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: imagine that that would be? I mean, is that the
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you see
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: you see the clip of him, he was on somebody
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: Else's somebody Else's show that kind of gave him the
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: brain child to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all,
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: you guys ever think that was going to be such
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: say your specials and your movie coming on all that.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: way people see Joe today because I just know that Joe,
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: Like I just know the Joe like like it's funny.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: I like to go back and listen to old episodes
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: of his and because that's the Joe I remember this.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's he's brilliant, He's always been a brilliant dude.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: that I knew something was up with the podcast the
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: first time I did it, and I got like six
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: And then the next time I did it, I put
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: out the Machine shirt and I sold like twenty five
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: and we did six figures in shirts in the first month,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa. This is like, I mean,
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: you kind of knew. Then there's like a moment where
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: and then when we did like Sober October and you
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: just the ground swell around it. And that's why I
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard,
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. You went
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: you guys are losing weight. Bird got his beard shaved,
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: remember going like oh, there are people that call me
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: a bit because I got upset by it, and I
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: it was our friendship and it was our it was
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: our friends. It was like, you know what when I
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: talked to Joe every day, probably an hour that whole October,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: probably every day for an hour, and I talked to
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: him because I was really upset by it. But I
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: don't think any of us ever ever thought it was
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: going to be what it is. I don't think any
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: I still to this day. Like I was with him
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: the other day and I was like, I was like what,
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's it Like, what's it like to
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: someone had that much money? And he was just like,
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: oh no, Like he's mean, he's still Joe to me,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: like he's still like you know, and he's like, I
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, Like he's like he's like my favorite
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: Joe moment is we were high and he was like,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: how many fish do you think we'd have if if
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: you could throw a fish ten feet in the air
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: and it grew wings, it would fly. How many fists
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: do you think we'd have on this earth? And I
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: like you backstore, at the at the at the GUP mothership.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: That's Joe Rogan. Like when I see him interview some
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: of these people, I go, I don't know that guy
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like,
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: Rogan I know is the one that you get there.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: that's good friends with Joe would know this Joe, the
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: Joe that you do the podcast with and then you
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: he's uh, I mean, he's he saw it early like
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: he was he was told all of us, get podcasts.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: get a podcast, Get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking God. Thank
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: God for Joey D's and Tom's a girl that came
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: over to my house on a Sunday when my dad
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: we were having Easter Sunday. They came over. Tom hit record,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: gave us all mics, and I did my first podcast.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta do it every week. And thank god he
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: ways that are have a positive in effect in your life.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: And it's funny to see who people see Tom as.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: I just know Tom as a guy who counts your
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: burps in a car, you know, like that's Tommy, Like
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I don't.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think of him as having money ever. I
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: know that he has money, but all I remember is
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: poor Tom who would plug his phone in across the
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: room because he only had one charger, and then he'd
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: just walked across the room to get his fucking phone,
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: Like I only know, Like I remember when he got
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: addicted to pea campies and he started eating like two
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: or three pea campies a day. Oh. He used to
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: travel with hot sauce in his pocket. He had hot
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: sauce on him all the time. Dude, I love My
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and this is worthy
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: of someone googling and watching for yourself. We went to Hawaii,
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: me and Tom and with Russell Peters, and the very
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude, let
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: me shave your back, and he goes, you sure. I said, yeah,
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: let me shave your back. So I shave his back
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: and he's shaving his back. I realized there's so much
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: hair on him that like, I was like, dude, your
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: I go, let me hollow that out for you, and
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: he goes, what do you mean. I said, I'll just
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: looks to fine, it looks like you have muscles, and
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah, I'm drunk.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: He's drunk. And I shave his one tit like to
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: hollow it out. And as I pull back, As I
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: pull back, I realize it looks like his tits are
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because it's our
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: first day in Hawaii and he looks ridiculous, and I
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing. It's the
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane. And now
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: he has to walk around Hawaii looking like this all
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: fucking week.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: God, I didn't know he was that fat.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: Oh oh bro oh bro oh. Hold on, look up
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: some of his earlier If there's ever been there's ever
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: been an adfros epic, let me tell you this fucking guy.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: He was so fucking fat. He was type in just
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: have fun and google fat Tom and it is fucking
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: insane fat.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: He was massive.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not know that massive. Oh my god.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: And you know, you know, he was like a stud
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: growing up, like recruited to play football places jawline chin.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: Look at that's not him, that's not.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: She assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll come back
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 3: and be able to dial all.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: The one thing, one thing that I wish I had,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: that's him. I think that that's him, that's him, that's him,
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: that's him. That one right there, Tom, that's Tom. That's Tom.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: Girra's big boy.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: Big boy, big big boy.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: If there was one thing four stairs tired at a breath, boy.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: If there was one thing you admire him that you
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: wish you had, and if there's one thing you admire
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: him that you wish you had, what would be? Say
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: say that again? So like I look at Tommy and
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: I go the one thing I wish I had that
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy has. He doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really,
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: that is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: after pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: we have friends that are like professional wrestlers, Like okay,
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: I oh yeah, but I think a lot of people
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: are gonna get upset and go see, I don't give
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane,
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: you know. He doesn't care on such a fucking level.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: I got a hard out, I can only do an
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: hour today. And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 1: can sit silently in a car and not talk for
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: He's insane.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: I wish I could.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: I wish I could not, so, Like, what's one thing
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: that you see him do that you go? I wish
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: I had more of that? And what's one thing you
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: see him that you go? I wish I could. Probably Taylor's.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: Obsessive discipline with his health okay, really well, yeah, like
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: when Taylor wants to get something done health wise, he
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 4: stays dialed in now obviously, like.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: We'll have our times where we splurge and do all
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: that stuff, but you, yeah, didn't.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: We You know what I'm talking about, Like when he
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: gets dialed in on something health wise that he wants
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: to get done and accomplished, like it gets accomplished.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: Really, are you working out right now?
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I literally, it's funny you say that, and
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: I do appreciate that because it's literally for the last
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: two months, I've been traveling and moving around so much
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: that I've just treated my body like a sewer. I
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: know it piss you off too, I know, because I
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: just I.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 1: I do love.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine and figuring out, Okay,
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it in the morning, I'm gonna do this,
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: and then I'm gonna go and as soon as work
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: is done, I'm gonna immediately get home as fast as
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: possible to spend as much time my family is. Don't
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 3: pull this ship up.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: Thing for.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: Red with outdoor but yeah, yeah, yeah, like I he
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: was that way in football too, Yeah, very but yeah
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 3: you were you. I think you've got that.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: I would have loved as intakeous.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. One thing I love about Will that I wish
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 3: I had more of is how truly intentional he is
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: with things like if we like when we do our
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: intentional about what he's going to say and what his
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: picks are and how he's going to say it to
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 3: where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: what I'm going to say there. I think there's a
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay, like,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: let me try to maneuver and figure out my best
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: way to make my friend smile laugh or ask a
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: good question. What I see will to do kind of
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: like the Trump thing is like the ability to prepare
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 3: in a way that is extremely effective and extremely intentional
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: about the way he does it that I just don't
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 3: have that.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: The best part of that interview was the last two questions.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're all by again smart.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: That was really smart because because you ended up getting
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: like ten more minutes out of him because he was done,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: he was yeah, and then and then you were like, actually,
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: I have one more question go and I actually have
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: one to follow up. And that was the best part
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: of that interview. Yeah, I was really smart. Yeah, it was.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a special thing, and that was nice.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: You made us do that. Yeah, I wish Tommy if
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, now was I'm talking to you two?
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: If I was like, I wish Tommy had more of
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: the the thing you guys have. Like Tommy and I
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: are close, but we're close in a weird way, like
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: we're really close, but not like publicly that if that
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: makes sense, Like you guys team up really well together,
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: like when you guys do stuff like beer Olympics, Like
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 1: you could never get Tommy to do beer Olympics. You
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: could never get he did promise when he was at
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, he did like even this, now I'm
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking tell a secret. And but Tommy wasn't gonna
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: come to the premiere in my movie.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: I know, yeah you knew that.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: he just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things. And
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: so he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: just coming in. I'm gonna be on the road. And
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 1: it really fucked me up. And I was like, I
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: was like I would go anywhere for him, like right,
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: but he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it,
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: and You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional,
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: and then they he showed up and surprised me. I
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like,
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: like I love like if. And maybe it's because we
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: live in different cities though now is that we're you know,
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: we only see each other to do the podcast, you know,
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 1: like I wish I wish it was I wish we
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: at all. I miss going for the late night risk games.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it was like a weekday too, like a
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: Tuesday night, because we do Like that's one thing that
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities,
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 3: Like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: We dump, We emotionally dump on each other when we
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: see each other, like just everything comes out and then
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: uh and then we popd And what's it's only sucks
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Is like, because we're in different cities,
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: we don't really like we don't really get to hang
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 1: out as much, you know, because if we hang out,
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: we're like, we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 1: do a podcast.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 3: sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: of times where Tail has been in a town, Charles
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: man outown and one of us is like, Hey, this weekend,
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: let's get the boys together, let's do X, Y and Z,
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 3: and then you just spend every single day with each
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 3: other and it's kind of like the weekend comes and
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we didn't hang out,
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: did we? Is you're just together all the time.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre,
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 1: and he was like, we got a really good conversation.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 1: you come over Let's podcast And I was like, yeah,
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: good call, hung up. Drove out podcast had the same
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 3: That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up,
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 3: just wait until were on the buckle.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 1: podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: just gossip and like drama and.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: Like I mean like a couple of gals spilling tea.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I remember when you knowing about what you say,
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: you just have a conversation. Yeah.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 4: The good thing with us too, though, is like we
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 4: do this the fall tour, we we do we do
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 4: different tours where we're traveling around going to games together.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 4: So we get to do like fun ship like that
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 4: that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: tour people.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 3: to the point where it would not be good.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: No, it would never go well. He is I mean,
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: am I am I writing assessing this?
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: Tom?
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 1: When we did the super Bowl? We did the Super
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: Bowl just recently. Yeah, me and him did with Shane
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: and we brought Shane and then Bobby Lee with us.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: My green room was fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti,
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: and Bobby and fucking everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 1: own green room where there was a red light and
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: Tom sitting.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 3: In a chair.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 1: An am I not? Am I making this up? Tom
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: sits by himself in his green room with a red light.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 1: He changes all the and he just sits there. Why
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his show
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: with the Forum and and he just is sitting in
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: a red and I go, what are you doing? And
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing,
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: you know. He had too short at his fucking his
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: show with the Forum. I went to go see this.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: What's so crazy? I was at his show on the
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: Forum and some guy was like, you guys are really
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: friends and I was like yeah. He's like, you came
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 1: to support your friend. I was like, yeah, like we're regular.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: But Tom's in his room with a red light by himself.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 1: I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room?
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: He is such a drip. He like just sits like
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: in this and like he gets done the show and
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: he's like, well, would you like to get a steak
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man,
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: he had too short. I saw too short. I got
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 1: fucking freaked out, Like call him Todd Shaw.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: Do you ever get to do you ever get Tom
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: to like truly basking what he's done with his life?
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 3: He just seems like a guy that is just, like
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: like you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 3: of move forward. Do you ever get him to sit
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: there and be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished?
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 3: How much you've done and and be like, oh my god,
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: that's so cool.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah you think he ever pinches himself and being like
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this, we're getting to do this stuff. No,
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: I feel it, I feel it, like like look at him,
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: he's just like this, head down like this, like don't
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: please you know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: They're on their feet and fucking.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 3: thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah,
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: And people like it so much that they're standing up
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: and clapping.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: For you and his effect and then this way a
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: little bit like they're both like the praise and the adulation.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, I don't know. I don't know
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: if they if they find it gross, you know, to
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 1: to basking it or I don't know. They're very similar
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 1: men where they're just like, eh, thank you and they
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: just walk off. Dude, I fucking I mean there was
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: a period of time where I could get a standing
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: ovation if I wanted one, like I knew how to
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: do it, like I would, I'd be like, thank you
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: and then turn my back and go three two one,
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: oh here we go. Fuck it's I did it to
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari lose his
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: mind more. I told him like, he's like, I've never
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: had a standing ovation. I said, you can get one
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: if you want one. He's like what, and I said, O, yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: I'll show you this if I want one, I can
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: show you how I do it. I just what I
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: do is I go thank you, and then I go
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 1: to get my shirt and I grab my shirt. I
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: turn around and then you see one person oh no,
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: thank you so much, and then oh no, no no,
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 1: oh guys, please don't please don't and then everyone stands
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 1: up and I was like, are you kidding me? And
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: I was like yeah, yeah. But like guys like Tom
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 1: and Ari and Joe, they would never think about that,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. I'm fucking broken. I'm broken. If
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 1: you give me a standing ovation, I will get emotional.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 1: I love it. It's fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man,
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 1: I love your podcast or I love you I mean
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: something to me. I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah,
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 1: I've cried so much on podcasts. The one all my
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: cries were ugly? Which one is that one?
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: I love how your subtitlesall.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 1: Christ Chris step and Oh I cried at the fucking
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 1: hold on. This is not fair. Everyone should cry at
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: the end of fucking mikes and men bawling. I get
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: to feed the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like,
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: I was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: Don't think I've seen this movie.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding of mice and men?
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 3: No?
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 1: Do I get to feed the rabbits? George and I
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 1: feed the rabbits. Tell me like it's going to be,
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 1: Tell me like it's gonna be with the alfalfa. You've
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: never seen it? No? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you?
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: We had to read the book, Oh my god, and
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 1: then this is not We were breaking down mentally to say.
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 3: The one of you and the Stefano. When the Stefano
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: starts crying about him not being around his kid and
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. I mean, obviously having a kid in
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: traveling as much as I do just hit different than Watch.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get,
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 1: I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh,
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: like people just said enough, I'm tired of it. But
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: like there's certain things. Look, that's my my cancel thing.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 1: It's like I overshare about like you have a video.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 1: I got emotional on a video you had about telling
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: I think I texted you right right after you. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: look you can, you can take leave it. I don't
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred percent of
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 1: me one hundred percent of the time. And if I
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: get emotional in moments like this, I don't give a fuck.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: If you go unfollowed, this isn't what I signed up for.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you being funny? I don't give a fuck.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I really genuinely don't give
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 1: a fuck. Yeah, but this moment, it's so hard. Man,
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 1: it's so hard to leave your kids. And you know
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 1: what's crazy about this generation, Like DiStefano is younger than me,
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 1: he's very cognizant of it. Like we weren't cognizant. We
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 1: we just I just did what I had to do.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 1: Like I, I just went on the road. Georgia was born.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: We induced labor because I had to work. That's like,
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: that's that, That's how we started her life. He brought
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 1: her in three days early so I could work with
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 1: davidtel and so I went on the road her for her.
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 1: For the first year of her life. I was on
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: the road every single weekend. I have an option, I
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 1: have a choice. We were poor, like that's if everyone
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know didn't have any money. Like I made
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars a week kend. I had to pay
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 1: for my flights at my hotel. We had no money.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 1: But I had to do that in order to have
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 1: a little money. And Leanne had a job. Leanne worked twenty,
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: you know, forty hours a week, and uh and I
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 1: worked every fucking side, leveraged these children's childhood for work.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 3: I worked.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 1: And then if we did stuff like this, this was
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 1: a family vacation. I definitely put it online because I
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 1: needed to sell tickets the next week in Omaha, you know,
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 1: And so I did out all that and I fucking
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 1: told every story about their life on stage because I
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 1: just didn't know any better. And look, if I had
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 1: the hindsight to go back and do it different, I
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 1: would definitely do it differently, Like if I could do
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 1: with the Stefan who didn't take some time off and
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 1: be with my family.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 3: We had him on the show over a year ago
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 3: now where he said I won't leave. I'll like stay
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 3: in this region. I won't leave for more than like
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: twenty four hours at a time.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 1: It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 3: But you your your wife had your wife had a story.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know where it was, like what show was on,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram,
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 3: but she tells a story about when you guys are
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 3: broke the way you said you were, and you were
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: like had like a forty in your hand in a
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like,
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: that's don't ever lose that.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 1: So I'll tell you the God I missed that Sweashirto.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 1: I love that sweashirt. That's a nice one. Yeah, it's heavy,
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 1: it's heavy. I was I had. I've had many careers
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 1: within my career, Like when I was twenty six, I
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 1: got picked by Will Smith to do the development deal
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 1: six Figures. Got a TV show right after that, and
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's right
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: when the when the seasons are changing in La, which
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 1: is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition,
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 1: Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 1: thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams jersey.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: I was listening to jaw Rule, the one he did
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: with the Chante you know, And I was on the
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 1: corner I was going to work, and I was like,
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 1: oh man, I thought i'd be happier. I thought life
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 1: would be like I got everything I wanted, like every
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 1: I got it all. I thought i'd be happier. I
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 1: was like, it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 1: was like, it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 1: to probably four or five years later, I'm married to Leanne.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 1: We have Georgia and Isla. We're broke. We're piss broke.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 1: I mean honestly. I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: pick me up. We're gonna go play poker a legend
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 1: and he and I said I needed one hundred dollars
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 1: from Leanna, and she said we don't have it. And
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 1: I said, no, just give me the give me a
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. She goes, no, we don't have one hundred dollars.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 1: I said, babe, I'm not gonna lose it. Just give
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 1: me a hundred buck. He goes, honey, we don't have
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: I can't find one hundred dollars to give you. And
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 1: Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you a hundred dollars
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 1: to end this conversation. We were broke, right, And she
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 1: sent me to Rause to go get milk for the girls,
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: and I skateboarded to Rouse and I with whatever money
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 1: she had given me, I bought myself a forty of fosters,
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 1: like a big oil can. And I was skating home,
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 1: listening to Modest Mouse and I was just skateboarding and
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: I was fucking and I literally said to myself in
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 1: that moment. I was on Detroit Street. I went this,
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 1: I'm happiest fuck right now, Like I'm really happy. And
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 1: she was watching me from the balcony and she's as
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: I got up there, she goes, don't ever lose that boy,
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 1: that guy that just killing forty, just skateboarding, just hat
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: smiling ear to fucking ear, And I said, I swear
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 1: to God, and I mean, I'm I'm you know, I
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: talk in hyperbole, but like every day I get with
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 1: that chick is like fucking that. It's like fun as fuck. Man.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 1: I never thought that chick would be the one to
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 1: give me all that. Like I thought she'd have to
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 1: have way bigger tits, bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 1: like I thought that was the chick. But this little
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 1: fucking redneck midget, this little fucking fucking barefoot just I
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 1: just it's like crazy, that the chick, you know. And yeah,
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm the happiest guy in the I got
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: everything I ever wanted in life, ever wanted, and no
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 1: one's telling me to quit drinking. That's the best She's
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: never once said to you.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, she.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 1: Says, she she told me big boy A couple of times.
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 1: What a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 1: I like look, I like, I I like, I like
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 1: to have a good time. And it's like, we're not.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 1: are we doing? Well?
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 3: According to you, who it is guaranteed tomorrow.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 1: is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 4: Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell us what's in the
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 4: works with you?
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 1: I'm done? I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 1: a year off of the road, and I want to
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 1: think more before I talk. I have I you know,
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 1: you ever get like to the place where you're talking
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: so much you're not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: I've been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years,
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: which is crazy. And I think this. I think it
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 1: gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's made my stand up better. I
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 1: think earlier on it did. But when I did this special,
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I just shot I just shot it
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: But uh, I was like, this is the this is
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 1: the best one I've done. And I was like, and
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't think to do an I got
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: to do another one. I have another one do in
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 1: like a year or two. I was like, I need
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 1: to take time off and like live a life, like
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: I need to live. My girls were both in college.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 1: I don't have them to write about anymore. That was
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 1: just such a fucking a well to go to is
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking funny,
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 1: and and I was like, I need to take time off.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 1: I need to stop. And then and I started thinking
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: about podcasting. I was like, you know, I got so
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like if
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 1: I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can you
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 1: take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage. And
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 1: then I was like, I should take all my funny
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 1: thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've been
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 1: I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime I
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: have a good thought, I write it down. When I
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 1: try to explore it and write it out, I just
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 1: would work it out on stage. So I'm like I
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 1: was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm doing
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 1: this podcast. I think this is the last one I'm
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 1: gonna do for a year. And I was like, I
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like not
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: even Rogans who you know what about your own? I was,
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta be honestly, I was toying with the idea
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 1: getting rid of mine. Really, I was toying and getting
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: rid of everything and just everything. But here's the problem
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 1: is I love like I love Two Bears, Two Bears
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 1: is I'll do that for the rest of my life.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: I love it. It's very lightlift because of who I
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 1: do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be a pain
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 1: in the ass, and then sometimes it's just a gift.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: Like I sat with Juvenile the other day, Like I
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: fucking was obsessed with Juvenile. And then I sat and
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 1: me and him and Manny Fresh smoked weed and drank
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 1: vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then and
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan,
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: mana manage James Keenan, the leading er tool. It's a gift.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 1: Is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it,
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 1: but it's selfishly. I get to sit with these people
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 1: that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over,
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 1: fucking Judd Apatow and I get to pick the brains
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 1: fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 1: of it. But I would. I do think there's something
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 1: to be said when when I look at like when
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 1: I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 1: and that generation of comics, those are guys that are
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 1: cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm God,
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that guy. But like I you know,
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 1: I wish I had the balls to do more of that.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 1: I don't, I feel like, you know, I like so yeah,
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts for a year,
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm not going to do stand up for a
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 1: year and uh take some like Big Trips and uh Ghost.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 1: We've been seeing a lot of shows lately, like going
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 1: to do Sye Music. I'm thinking about staying here an
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 1: extra day and going to see Goose. Have you ever
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: seen Goose? You ever heard of Goose? Oh my god,
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: it's my favorite band there in Nashville. There on Thursday,
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 1: I might, I might stay in town. If I stay
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 1: in town, I'm bringing you guys to Goose. It's fucking insane,
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music.
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah, it sounds like a little stoicism in
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 3: your life, the ability to say no, no, I.
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 1: Don't believe in that. You know, he's cool as fuck too.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 1: He hit me up and he's like, you know, he said,
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: I wish I could call him because you know, he
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: backed me up privately in what way? Holiday? Yeah, Ryan Holiday?
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 3: He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 3: believe no.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay,
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 1: he goes, I know what you're That's a difference because
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're trying to say. Is like there's
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 1: wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it, but they
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 1: quote it like it's He goes, I know what you
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 1: were trying to say. But he goes, here, can I
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 1: send you some books? And I was like, please, I
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 1: think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 3: I would have them on the show.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 1: But here's here's the other thing is that if you're
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 1: a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 1: I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second, everyone believes in it?
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 1: Come on the second everyone's but everybody doesn't. Yeah, not me?
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 1: Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I want to I
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 1: want to read exactly what he said. But you know
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 1: what's so funny is I would love to have you
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 1: on if you're happening to be watching. I got, I got,
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this up so I know
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 1: you guys probably should leave. But that we got invited
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 1: to a party, and uh uh, it's the craziest part
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 1: I've ever been to. Everyone's there, no at who's did he?
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 1: Did he? No?
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 3: No?
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 1: By the way, do you think you would have Do
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 1: you think when we talk about the coward in this
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 1: close right, do you think you could have gone to
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 1: Ditti's party and not been a part of it? Oh?
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 3: Absolutely? Do you question were you ever invited to a
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 3: Diddy party?
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 7: No?
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done,
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: I've done.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 7: Gone, I've gone out to eat with men that I
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 7: thought were gay, like like like every guy that ever
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 7: in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone, Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 1: He was like, let me give you your my number,
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 1: we'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool,
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 1: he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone. Will
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 1: Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 1: to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 1: heard that story? No? No again? Is this legit? Swear
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 1: to God? So Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 1: his boys sees me to stand up like Joe, I
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 1: would like you and I, you know, maybe do a deal.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 1: I said, great, So like, let me introduce you. So
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 1: I go to the Hip Factory I think is where
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 1: he was recording his album with Llennium, and uh. I
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 1: meet him in a dance studio. It's a dance studio
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 1: like two folding chairs and we sit and we talk
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop. I love
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 1: you know. I'm like trying to sell them because I
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 1: want to do a deal with him, and I'm like,
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 1: I love black guys. You're black, like I'm fucking.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: You know, just everyth hell of a selling point.
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 1: Du JUV was big then, so I was like talking
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 1: about juvenile and fresh and everything, and so he's like
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 1: cool man. He was like uh. He's like, what are
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 1: you doing to night? And I was like nothing. He
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 1: was like, let's go to the movies. I was like okay,
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 1: so I leave. I remember calling my dad and he
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 1: was like, how did you go. I said, good, We're
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 1: going to the movies, and my dad's like, on a date.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 1: I go to No. He's like, what do you mean,
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 1: You're going to the fucking movies with them? I go
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 1: I to know. He said he wanted to go to
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 1: the movies, and so we're going to the movies. My
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 1: Dad's like, called buddy, I'm sorry. I was like what,
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 1: and he goes, This is they called the casting couch
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood. These men they're so tired of having sex
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 1: with women that the only man really turns them on
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 1: is to fuck young guys and to turn them out.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 1: It's called the casting couch. I was like, Dad, that's impossible.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 1: He goes, What's more possible the fact that you're so
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 1: talented that, within doing stand up for six months, the
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: biggest movie star in the world wants to do a
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 1: TV show about you, or that he's tired of pussy
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 1: and he wants to fuck you. I was like, oh
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm getting fucked and he goes I go,
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 1: what do I do? And he goes no, I'm just like,
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 1: I'm giving you a heads up, like go, but you know.
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 3: Your dad's like, you're gonna get You're gonna catch hands,
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 3: and that's okay.
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 1: why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: don't want my only son going in not knowing what
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 1: he's ready for. So I go, We're supposed to do
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 1: it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds weird
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 1: to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in.
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, as Will Smith here, and they're like, no,
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 1: movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 1: the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 1: dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 1: Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like,
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 1: Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: he's six, SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 1: it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand the.
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 1: Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 1: probably a little bit bigger than this, bus with a
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 1: curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm,
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 1: like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 1: Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 1: it's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm,
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 1: like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 1: comes in WITH I swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 1: swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 1: he's like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and
• 2:21:32
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• 2:21:34
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• 2:21:36
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• 2:21:38
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• 2:21:40
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• 2:21:43
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• 2:21:45
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• 2:21:48
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• 2:21:50
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• 2:21:55
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• 2:21:58
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• 2:22:01
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• 2:22:04
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• 2:22:06
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• 2:22:07
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• 2:22:09
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• 2:22:12
  Speaker 1: LIKE i don't, know they're black, dudes and he, goes,
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 1: no you said you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like
• 2:22:17
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• 2:22:20
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• 2:22:22
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• 2:22:24
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• 2:22:24
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• 2:22:28
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• 2:22:32
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• 2:22:34
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• 2:22:39
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• 2:22:42
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• 2:22:45
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• 2:22:47
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• 2:22:48
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• 2:22:50
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• 2:22:52
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• 2:22:54
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• 2:22:57
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• 2:23:02
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• 2:23:05
  Speaker 1: keys to the. Business he was, like this is, how
• 2:23:07
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• 2:23:09
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• 2:23:11
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• 2:23:13
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• 2:23:15
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• 2:23:17
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• 2:23:19
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• 2:23:20
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• 2:23:23
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• 2:23:26
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• 2:23:28
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• 2:23:29
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• 2:23:30
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• 2:23:31
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• 2:23:33
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• 2:23:35
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• 2:23:36
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• 2:23:39
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• 2:23:41
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• 2:23:45
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• 2:23:45
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• 2:23:49
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• 2:23:52
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• 2:23:54
  Speaker 4: Party, yeah those things, pedophilia little sex ring.
• 2:24:00
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• 2:24:01
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• 2:24:03
  Speaker 3: Out, no apparently of him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill,
• 2:24:08
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• 2:24:10
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• 2:24:15
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• 2:24:17
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• 2:24:20
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• 2:24:23
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• 2:24:26
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• 2:24:30
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• 2:24:34
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• 2:24:34
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• 2:24:38
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• 2:24:40
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• 2:24:44
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• 2:24:47
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• 2:24:50
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• 2:24:53
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• 2:24:53
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• 2:24:56
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• 2:24:58
  Speaker 1: Champs have you ever you ever watch Drink?
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 3: Champs? No what's?
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 5: That?
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 1: Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking. Amazing
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 1: what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is? Uh nori
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 1: and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink with
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 1: them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview but
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 1: if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have are fucking.
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 1: INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on. Here THE
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 1: dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because i'm a
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 1: Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But i'm friends With.
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 1: Nori norri's Nor he's a badass. Motherfucker he gets after
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 1: it and he's like running a ton right.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 1: Him we're gonna have, him hopefully come out and do
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 1: maybe the next five k we, do but he's, like they're, awesome,
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 1: Dude Drink champs is fucking, awesome but their interviews are.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 1: Wild would be done right. There The diddy.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 3: ONE i don't know anything about hip hop at all at. All,
• 2:25:50
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• 2:25:53
  Speaker 3: some forty one. Guy i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah,
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 3: yeah not these ones, today but the the ONES i
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 3: wear every.
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 1: DAY i got country. Music love, It Red claytres love.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 1: Them Marcus, King.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 3: Marcus K King, Band, yes, bro pull pull one of
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 3: those songs, Up Goodbye.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 1: Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 1: that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 1: crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 1: ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you,
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 1: KNOW I i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 1: joke about. It you don't believe in.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 3: IT i.
• 2:26:30
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• 2:26:33
  Speaker 3: DON'T i.
• 2:26:33
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• 2:26:35
  Speaker 1: disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no food for
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 1: you for the rest of your. Life you have to
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 1: figure out a way to manage. IT i think that
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 1: we can do the. Same, anyway here's my. Point So
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 1: marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i Apologize marcus If i'm,
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 1: oversharing but he comes over and, UH i wasn't drinking
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 1: at the. TIME i was just on one of those
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 1: benders WHERE i wasn't. Drinking and he comes over and
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 1: he was, LIKE i was, like, here what's. Up he's,
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 1: LIKE i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said,
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 1: okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every sooda
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 1: he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 1: wagon last, night AND i said, OKAY i said how.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 1: Long he's like a couple of YEARS i. THINK i
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 1: was like. WHOA i, said what are you looking? For
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 1: and he, Said i'm looking for, something so maybe get
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 1: me through the. DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in.
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 1: There i'll do it with, you Like i'll fucking if
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 1: you're having a, Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 1: i don't give a. Fuck so he did a very
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 1: drunken podcast where he had fallen off the wagon and
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: this is the Guy.
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 3: Marcus oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 3: more extremely.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 1: Talented HE'S i would argue he's a. PRODIGY i, mean
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: he's fucking the. Best but you, know guy likes to
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 1: get loose every now and, then and right now he's.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 1: SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but the day
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 1: he came, over he fell off the, wagon AND i
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 1: just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's gonna go, hey,
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 1: MAN i don't. Know i'm not that. Guy i'm the
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 1: guy that, goes, Yeah i'll drink with. You so we got.
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 1: Hammered we talked about him falling off the. Wagon we
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 1: talked about his wife wasn't talking to him at the
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 1: time because he had fallen off the. Wagon and so
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 1: many people have so many fucking opinions about they should
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 1: have HOW i should have dealt with, That AND i was, like, no,
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 1: Man i'm your. Friend if something goes, Down i'm just
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 1: gonna stand next to you and not ask. Questions i'm
• 2:28:07
  Speaker 1: not gonna make it a more difficult day for. You
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 1: i'm gonna be your. Boy and so we've we've, stayed
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 1: we've stayed. Close he came, out he ended up doing
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 1: fully loaded with. Us Sober sober didn't. Drink we did Flor.
• 2:28:17
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• 2:28:19
  Speaker 1: on stage. TOGETHER i was fucking, lit but he didn't.
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 1: Drink he was being being. HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death,
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 1: Man he's a, legend is. Fuckingable i've got to listen
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 1: to some of his. Music i've seen some of his,
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 1: clips BUT i have not dove into his music just.
• 2:28:32
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• 2:28:34
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• 2:28:34
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• 2:28:37
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• 2:28:37
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• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: podcast been going? On huh, oh this is.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 1: Nothing he's one of the shorter. Ones. Yeah, second another.
• 2:28:46
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• 2:28:47
  Speaker 3: Get him a, tweet him a tweet right?
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 1: Now what do you really start breaking down?
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 3: Things so you texted us about possibly doing some hurricane
• 2:28:55
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• 2:28:56
  Speaker 1: You oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So i'm doing In tampa. Instead,
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 1: Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 1: to shoot on the relief people that you, know the different.
• 2:29:05
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• 2:29:08
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• 2:29:11
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• 2:29:18
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• 2:29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah and just doing stuff That i'm.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 1: Doing i'm, Doing i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 1: gets really. Tricky what the fuck tall? Boy oh my,
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 1: god it gets really tricky giving. Money i've gotten fucked
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 1: a number of.
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 3: Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 3: know where it's.
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 1: Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i,
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 1: MEAN i wish it wasn't so. LIKE i did something
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 1: for The. Bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 1: a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 1: for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a.
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 1: VIDEO i, go all we're asking is for two dollars
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 1: and forty six. Cents I'm Bert. Chreisler i'm donating two
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: thousand than forty six. DOLLARS i, Went Doug, williams just
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 1: put it in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 1: i'm oblivious to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 1: comes to me and he's, like, dude you look like
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 1: a fucking. Ass you're asking everyone donate two. Dollars you
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 1: donated two. Thousand he's, like, you the comment online Is,
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 1: bert you could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like,
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 1: kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 1: group fund, things, right right. RIGHT i ended up buying a.
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 1: HOUSE i had to buy a house of a. Guilt
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for
• 2:30:30
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• 2:30:32
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• 2:30:35
  Speaker 1: never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes
• 2:30:38
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• 2:30:38
  Speaker 3: Me, Yeah and then it's like it's LIKE i was, LIKE.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 1: I was, like, also two thousand dollars is like a
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 1: Solid why can't you just donate two thousand? Dollars so
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 1: THEN i learned you just you cannot try to get
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 1: credit for helping. People, No you've got to do it, silently,
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 1: Right so that's on the.
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 3: Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 3: do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 3: do it at all public, eye.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 1: DUDE i.
• 2:31:01
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• 2:31:02
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• 2:31:04
  Speaker 1: IF i give you money for GoFundMe LIKE i put
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 1: my name on. It, yeah, so AND i donate the
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 1: most so That i'm at the top of the, list
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 1: just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped ten
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme is
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 1: just to see my name above everyone.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 4: Else some of the gofundme's out. There, man there's a
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 4: there's a buddy of mine who did a GoFundMe for
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 4: surgery on his. Dog that's WHERE i draw the.
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 3: LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that
• 2:31:31
  Speaker 3: who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does. Well, yeah
• 2:31:34
  Speaker 3: it does does. Well it's not like he's just living
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 3: in a cardboard. Box it's, like my dog has to
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 3: get brain. Surgery please help fund.
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 4: This cancer family. Emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 4: you're talking about surgery for a, Dog, like, yeah you
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 4: gotta have a line somewhere you.
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 1: Know It's, Uh i'm. Done i'm done trying to. HELP
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 1: i USE i Go i'll help you and you'll never
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 1: know about. It Like i'm doing a show In tampa
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 1: And i'm giving the proceeds to you might call it
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 1: and then obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: you won't know how much it. Went but but you just.
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 1: Can't you. Can't LIKE i was going to try to
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 1: do something here and then and all of a, sudden
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 1: it just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm.
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 1: OUT i don't even want to be associated with it
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 1: because second you Say i'd like to do, something all
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 1: of a, sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 1: fucking fire fires AND maui, LIKE i was that was, Tony.
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 1: Dude look at my fucking. Phone all it is is
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 1: people venmoing me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 1: and one chick's hot as. Fuck, dude she's like a single. Mom,
• 2:32:37
  Speaker 1: LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking Smoking.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 1: Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have you
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 1: guys had to wear readers? Yet? Dude my eyes are so.
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 3: BAD i need TO i need to get on that.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 3: Train maybe a little.
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 1: Lasik Justine, Adams, yeah looks like she's got a good. Personality,
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 1: yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super weirdo.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: Crass just seeing if any celebrities are willing to help
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 1: single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough.
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 1: Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 1: Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was,
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 1: LIKE i wonder if she follows me On. Instagram she
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 1: don't even follow me On? Instagram oh? Really, Yeah like
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 1: what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't follow? You,
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 1: yeah big fan of.
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 3: Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 3: what you just told me. About the whole giving thing
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 3: is if you're asking for two people to give two
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 3: dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 3: thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay,
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 3: yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity
• 2:33:37
  Speaker 3: but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 3: should be good enough to be, like, wow good For
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 3: burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 3: Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 1: Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right,
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 3: By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 1: Way oh, dude such a. Blast i'm bummed that this
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: is One i'll ever.
• 2:34:00
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• 2:34:02
  Speaker 4: Too he's been on four times because the first time
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 4: we had them all we split into two.
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 3: Weeks that's, Right oh for?
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 1: Real, yeah because remember the first time he, came it
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 1: was like three or four. Hours, no, yeah, dude this
• 2:34:12
  Speaker 1: is such a great hang and.
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 3: This but this is also the first podcast of all
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 3: the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two bears and
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 3: at the Super bowl with you And tom or the
• 2:34:20
  Speaker 3: first time you were on where this is like the
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 3: most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the three of
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 3: us have.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 1: Had.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah very, nice it's very.
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 1: ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i think what were
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 1: we just talking? About giving giving? Back i'm gonna tell
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 1: you what fucking drives me. NUTS i know. This you're
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be honest for. Second so, like, okay there's an.
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 1: Organization i'm NOT i a man LIKE i, Know i'm
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 1: not going to talk about giving but, like, OKAY i
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 1: give a fucking cuntload of money to this. Organization that's
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 1: WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no it's for
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 1: it's for trans drag queens to read books to kids
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 1: In florida. Anyway is that a real? Thing if it is.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 1: Reel it's.
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 7: Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking kindergarteners
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 7: that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 7: kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as.
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 7: Well how great do you think it would be if
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 7: you and your boys you're like first graders and you're
• 2:35:27
  Speaker 7: just learning how to make fun of gay, people and then.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden you're, like shut the funk. Off
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 1: imagine if you had, okay, anyway.
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 3: A couple of those drag queens pull it, off, Though,
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 3: dude drag queens are.
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 1: Awesome i'm.
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 3: Saying they pull it off like you look at you
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 3: like she's kind of and then they pulled the wake
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 3: off like oh my, god no, idea.
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah pull.
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 4: Up you don't know what to believe.
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 1: It chriser drag queen, like, bro come, on, DUDE i
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 1: mean that's.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 4: Him you get caught slipping hard.
• 2:36:01
  Speaker 3: COURT i would thank god we're all married, now because
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 3: there's there's different kind of bullets flying out there that
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 3: WOULD i, Know i'd get GOT i.
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 1: COULDN'T i WOULDN'T i.
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 3: Know will's, asked who get got no question about? It
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 3: little morning boy out there.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing. NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 1: trans woman, right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right, Now,
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 1: bro she is so FUCKING i think we.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 3: MIGHT i don't know how many trans women are in
• 2:36:33
  Speaker 3: the Greater nashville. Area but my second year in the,
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 3: LEAGUE i had a buddy who was a high school
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 3: friend of, mine and we were out at the bars
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 3: and he was kissing.
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 1: Hang on to those girls or. Boys you tell you
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 1: what's going. On that's, girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right,
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 1: now all, right, Ready i'm gonna put my dick on.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 1: It there's are. Girls i'd put my dick in those.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 1: Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck.
• 2:36:57
  Speaker 3: Up technically, girls, RIGHT i.
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 1: Mean the next Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 1: the next Morning i'd be, like don't, worry, bird who
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 1: was a? Girl, technically but there was at those are
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 1: those were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah,
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 1: sure get out of. Here.
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 3: a buddy who we were at the bar and he
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 3: was making out with a girl and a guy pulled me.
• 2:37:21
  Speaker 3: Aside he's, like you got to tell your, friend that
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 3: is not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 3: that's a that's a.
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 1: Guy, okay, Okay so what if, okay what if they,
• 2:37:29
  Speaker 1: said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all,
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 1: right new. Rules, okay you can legally and, no no
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 1: one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 1: if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 1: question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no,
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 1: no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about.
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 1: It she, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 1: he made it the. Law they're.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 3: Trans so you want my wife to all of a
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 3: sudden just take take all the laws into, effect be, like,
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 3: GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're. Right,
• 2:38:01
  Speaker 3: Okay trump said that's gonna because they look like. Girls
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 3: that's a that's a that's? Sure is that? Sure get this,
• 2:38:13
  Speaker 3: LISTEN i had two daughters at home and first you're.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 1: NOT i still see it on the.
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 3: Screen hold, on you want Your.
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 1: We don't want to attack dollars going towards six changes in, prisons.
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, okay we'll get to that a. Second quick, answer.
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 3: Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 3: do you.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 1: Want to answer the.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 4: Question absolutely.
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 3: Not, okay, done. Dude we were watching the law though
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 3: for WHO i just, said, no.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 1: No, no we, could but we could just and just
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 1: make up the trans they're so. Hot but the woman
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 1: better than my, wife and she was christ and a.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 3: Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 3: there are some trans women out there that make you,
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 3: go damn for, real that's.
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 4: CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your. Alcoholism, okay.
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 1: It's not, real it's. OUT i don't believe IN. COVID
• 2:39:09
  Speaker 1: i don't believe In by the, Way i've GOT covid.
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 3: Eight, times you tell me you're From florida without telling
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 3: me you're From. Florida all the things that come out
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 3: Of bird's fucking mouth.
• 2:39:15
  Speaker 1: Today get.
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 3: This trump's elected the third, time by the, way Congratulate.
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 3: Trump point and then all, right.
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 1: Let's now let's pull up trans. Dudes can they do
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 1: dude as well as those dudes can do?
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 3: One, well we do have to go down because we
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 1: Fair answer not at, all because sports it's so much
• 2:39:32
  Speaker 1: easier to be a. Woman that's not, no that's a.
• 2:39:35
  Speaker 3: Dude that's a.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 1: Girl that was a.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 3: Dude that's a trans.
• 2:39:37
  Speaker 4: Dude we gotta get out of.
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 1: This we've got.
• 2:39:40
  Speaker 4: It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 4: the gofund me for your.
• 2:39:43
  Speaker 3: Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving
• 2:39:46
  Speaker 3: back from.
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 4: Time, out but he had the story about giving money
• 2:39:49
  Speaker 4: to an, organization and that's when we got off the.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: Track as soon as you said, THAT i, REMEMBERED i
• 2:39:53
  Speaker 1: got out of. It that's not that was a born
• 2:39:56
  Speaker 1: a black.
• 2:39:56
  Speaker 3: Woman, no she was white.
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 1: Too, hey, SURE i don't want to say it. Again,
• 2:40:01
  Speaker 1: hey hold on for, real for, real for, real and, hey.
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 3: We are muddying some waters out. Here and, literally this
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 3: is like two weeks after The trump. Thing, people they're
• 2:40:11
  Speaker 3: exactly who we thought they. Were we don't want we
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 3: don't fucking need this right.
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 4: Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull
• 2:40:20
  Speaker 4: up another, one.
• 2:40:21
  Speaker 1: Dude that's why they're hard not.
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 3: TO i mean That sherman's job is on the line
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 3: for the rest of this episode if you pull up
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 3: another transperson on this, Podcast no, disrespect we. Respect everybody
• 2:40:31
  Speaker 3: wants to be whoever they want to.
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 1: Be but just right, now can you can you identify As?
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 1: Asian if you can identify as a, woman you should
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 1: be able to identify Hiss, asian, Right.
• 2:40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah i'm.
• 2:40:41
  Speaker 4: SURE i forget what my twenty three and meters.
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 1: WAS i Think african is, everybody, right the best JOKE
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 1: i ever heard about. That SO i don't know who
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 1: the guy, is AND i JUST i know he's an older,
• 2:40:52
  Speaker 1: dude and he was a. GENIUS i think he's a,
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 1: genius like autistic. Genius he, Said i'm un percent Uh
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 1: Ashkenazi jew and one percent Sub Saharian african and he
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 1: goes And i'll just tell, YOU i don't think it
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 1: was a. Date.
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 4: Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty
• 2:41:14
  Speaker 4: three and, Me like he brought up the whole the
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 4: montage or him saying THE n word and when he
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 4: got canceled everything else and he wrapped.
• 2:41:20
  Speaker 1: It into a twenty three and. Me he was.
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 4: Hilarious it was when we were In vegas watching we
• 2:41:25
  Speaker 4: were Watching shane his stand up And rogan came out
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 4: to surprise.
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 1: Her, boy we got to meet. Him that was fucking.
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 1: That you guys haven't Done rogan. Yet, Dog come, on
• 2:41:33
  Speaker 1: we haven't Been hang. On if there's any if there's one,
• 2:41:36
  Speaker 1: takeaway if there's one takeaway that everyone on every fan
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 1: of this podcast should just start just getting the comments
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 1: when you gonna have boys on.
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 4: Something but we also hear if you press like that
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 4: makes it for your.
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 1: Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad.
• 2:41:52
  Speaker 3: Ones we've been told there's a like like like we're cool,
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 3: rules we met. You we met him before we did
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 3: the gambling. Thing he's told that story ten times on his.
• 2:42:02
  Speaker 3: Show we feel like every time he talks about he
• 2:42:08
  Speaker 3: mispronounces my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE
• 2:42:10
  Speaker 3: i have all my friends From. Kate they send me
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 3: the video like listen foot we are toe in the.
• 2:42:16
  Speaker 4: Door if we were to be, asked we would come.
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 3: On if we were to be, asked we would check
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 3: our schedule and then come.
• 2:42:23
  Speaker 1: On come. On that's going to be the. Episode you're
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 1: right about that, There and AS i said, that everyone
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 1: to get in the. Comments don't get in the. Comments
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 1: we did an EPISODE i think it stayed in the
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 1: show where me And ari talked To joe about how
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 1: we got people on his show because we always Were
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 1: we always work behind the scenes to get people on
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 1: and it would. Work oh, Yeah shane, gillis, yeah. Shame
• 2:42:51
  Speaker 1: when we. TALKED i think we talked about.
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 4: It.
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 1: Man know for a. FACT theo was one WHERE i was,
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 1: like Because stile wanted to get, on AND i was,
• 2:42:59
  Speaker 1: LIKE i was, like it doesn't work that, way like
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 1: LIKE i, CAN'T i can't IF i push It, Joe
• 2:43:05
  Speaker 1: joe won't like it right, right he'll say yes because
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 1: he'll go, yeah of. Course but LIKE i tried to
• 2:43:10
  Speaker 1: do it With Warren, Sapp warren wanted to do it
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 1: a long time, ago long time, ago AND i was, like, yo,
• 2:43:16
  Speaker 1: Hey Warren sapp wants to get on your is it
• 2:43:21
  Speaker 1: fat tom or? Fat? Shame holy?
• 2:43:23
  Speaker 3: Shit that angle the old the old couch was really, hard.
• 2:43:27
  Speaker 1: Literally, hard SO i. Said and SO i, Was joe's,
• 2:43:31
  Speaker 1: Like i'll Have warren sappo.
• 2:43:32
  Speaker 3: On he.
• 2:43:32
  Speaker 1: GOES i just don't know. HIM i don't know anything about,
• 2:43:34
  Speaker 1: him so like you have to come on with. Him
• 2:43:36
  Speaker 1: AND i was, like oh That i'm Not i'm not
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 1: a Great i'm not a great go. Between and SO
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 1: i remember saying with, YOU i was, like, dude when
• 2:43:43
  Speaker 1: he sees, you he'll want you. On and that's when
• 2:43:46
  Speaker 1: you want to be, on is when he's excited about
• 2:43:49
  Speaker 1: you and uh And. Gillis gillis was like One ari
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 1: AND i would we would Send Gillian keeves videos to
• 2:43:59
  Speaker 1: our group, thread like, dude have you seen? This and
• 2:44:01
  Speaker 1: then like all you're waiting for Is joe to, Reply
• 2:44:04
  Speaker 1: and Then i'd be like, no and THEN rii would
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 1: text me send it, again and THEN i said it
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 1: again and this is fucking, awesome, Dude Shane gillis is fucking.
• 2:44:10
  Speaker 1: Hysterical and and Then joe be like who is this.
• 2:44:13
  Speaker 1: Guy i'm, like, oh he's the guy that got fire
• 2:44:15
  Speaker 1: FROM snl for, that and he's, Like joe's, like that's fucking.
• 2:44:17
  Speaker 1: BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's it was like we talked
• 2:44:20
  Speaker 1: about it on an episode AND i can't remember if
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 1: we shared all of, it but, uh, yeah it's we
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 1: did it With Nate, Bargatzi we've done it with a
• 2:44:26
  Speaker 1: bunch of. People no. Shit, yeah because Because joe's you,
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 1: know so many people come At. Joe of course that's the.
• 2:44:33
  Speaker 4: One like everyone's begging for him to sit down with
• 2:44:35
  Speaker 4: the presidential candidates For kamalain and, Yeah, trump it sounds
• 2:44:38
  Speaker 4: like they're gonna. Happen the trumpet sounds like it's gonna.
• 2:44:40
  Speaker 1: Happen, YEAH i just.
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 3: DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work.
• 2:44:42
  Speaker 1: Out but, yeah it's to your. Point, YEAH i Mean
• 2:44:44
  Speaker 1: i've started On i've sat in the room with people
• 2:44:47
  Speaker 1: who were, like who are, Like, joe hey, man if
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 1: you ever need a guest for your, Podcast AND i, go,
• 2:44:51
  Speaker 1: wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah
• 2:44:54
  Speaker 1: you know It's joe's REALLY i think he'd be cool
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 1: with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.
• 2:45:01
  Speaker 3: Confrontation oh.
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 4: MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 4: Like Fear, factor like.
• 2:45:08
  Speaker 1: And so like people that, think you, know, hey what's the?
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 1: Saying they say it never hurts to try? It does? It?
• 2:45:15
  Speaker 1: Does it totally does literally completely.
• 2:45:18
  Speaker 3: Does so when we when we Met, Joe shane was, like,
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 3: Hey joe's gonna come. In do not talk about the.
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 3: Podcast do not bring up anything about the. Podcast is a.
• 2:45:30
  Speaker 1: Little crazy that like we have a. Way it's like
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 1: it's like it's like if they brought a chimp in
• 2:45:37
  Speaker 1: and they were, like hey, man don't look him right
• 2:45:39
  Speaker 1: in the, eyes bite off your, fingers will bite your,
• 2:45:42
  Speaker 1: nose don't look him in the. Eyes but it's. Right
• 2:45:44
  Speaker 1: it's he don't talk about the, podcast just be a regular,
• 2:45:46
  Speaker 1: person hang with. Him joe just wants. To joe just
• 2:45:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to feel like he's being. Leveraged that's.
• 2:45:53
  Speaker 3: It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to
• 2:45:55
  Speaker 3: feel that way if you are a person of celebrity
• 2:45:58
  Speaker 3: status in any shape or.
• 2:45:59
  Speaker 4: Form, DUDE i just want to hang.
• 2:46:00
  Speaker 1: Out i'm always shocked at like people who hit Up
• 2:46:03
  Speaker 1: joe for tickets TO. Ufc LIKE i one, time one
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 1: TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square. GARDEN
• 2:46:10
  Speaker 1: ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the.
• 2:46:13
  Speaker 1: Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you ll call.
• 2:46:16
  Speaker 1: It AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said,
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 1: dude are you AT? Ufc and he said, yes do
• 2:46:20
  Speaker 1: you need? Tickets AND i said that would be? Great
• 2:46:22
  Speaker 1: and IMMEDIATELY i regretted it AND i was, like, Man
• 2:46:25
  Speaker 1: i've never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never
• 2:46:28
  Speaker 1: said and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me
• 2:46:31
  Speaker 1: a tribemone one, time he sent me. Grills he sent
• 2:46:33
  Speaker 1: me stuff that you he sees you talking about, it
• 2:46:36
  Speaker 1: he just, goes, hey, MAN i got you AND i regretted,
• 2:46:38
  Speaker 1: immediately AND i immediately, Said, hey, MAN i don't need the.
• 2:46:40
  Speaker 1: TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS i want to. Go i'm
• 2:46:42
  Speaker 1: gonna buy my own. Tickets But i'm always shocked at
• 2:46:44
  Speaker 1: like people who are completely. COMFORTABLE i, Like, joe can
• 2:46:48
  Speaker 1: you hook me up FOR? Ufc i'm, like why wouldn't
• 2:46:51
  Speaker 1: you just be his? Friend? Right, like just be his?
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 1: Friend you get your own fucking.
• 2:46:55
  Speaker 3: Tickets let me ask you this, though if you If
• 2:46:57
  Speaker 3: joe was Not Joe rogan like the stature he, is
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 3: and he was just a regular friend and you guys
• 2:47:03
  Speaker 3: were in college and they had the ability to get
• 2:47:07
  Speaker 3: tickets to, something would you not ask that person for? Tickets?
• 2:47:10
  Speaker 1: NO i still. Won't, Really YEAH i. Don't But i'm
• 2:47:13
  Speaker 1: weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.
• 2:47:15
  Speaker 3: People, yeah But i'm trying to put myself in a
• 2:47:18
  Speaker 3: situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast
• 2:47:22
  Speaker 3: with the process no longer, exists bust on with the.
• 2:47:24
  Speaker 3: Boys i'm In. Lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would
• 2:47:29
  Speaker 3: not feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo,
• 2:47:31
  Speaker 3: Hey i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're playing to.
• 2:47:33
  Speaker 3: Night do you have anybody hook me up with some.
• 2:47:35
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  Speaker 3: What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some
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• 2:47:50
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• 2:47:54
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• 2:47:59
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• 2:48:02
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• 2:48:18
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• 2:48:21
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• 2:48:27
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• 2:48:28
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• 2:48:52
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• 2:48:57
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• 2:49:00
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• 2:49:10
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• 2:49:12
  Speaker 1: at The rams game for all my friends and family
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  Speaker 1: and bring them all to the One rams. Game we did.
• 2:49:18
  Speaker 1: It last Year Thursday Night. Football it's. ME i paid
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 1: for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX i brought
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  Speaker 1: everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone my parents are,
• 2:49:24
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• 2:49:27
  Speaker 1: so it's. Awesome THAT'S i, think that's. It that's actually.
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  Speaker 3: It it's beautiful.
• 2:49:30
  Speaker 1: Time And Uh Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like,
• 2:49:34
  Speaker 1: hey can you come on the show at the, end
• 2:49:37
  Speaker 1: AND i was like. UGH i was like yes Because
• 2:49:41
  Speaker 1: i'm a big fan Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know
• 2:49:44
  Speaker 1: we were rams. Family he's the, man and he's the fucking,
• 2:49:46
  Speaker 1: man and it's Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 1: just rip my show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes,
• 2:49:51
  Speaker 1: ABSOLUTELY i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop
• 2:49:54
  Speaker 1: drinking BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want
• 2:49:56
  Speaker 1: to go drunk ON, tv you. Know so if everything
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 1: turns into a, Work i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT
• 2:50:01
  Speaker 1: i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop.
• 2:50:04
  Speaker 1: Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great.
• 2:50:06
  Speaker 1: Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want
• 2:50:09
  Speaker 1: to just go AND i don't want to deal with.
• 2:50:10
  Speaker 1: ANYONE i don't want to deal with like the hey
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 1: can we get you to go up and do? That
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 1: and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go.
• 2:50:17
  Speaker 1: To we went to The dodgers opening Ceremony Opening day
• 2:50:20
  Speaker 1: and they were, like, yeah we can get you, tickets
• 2:50:22
  Speaker 1: and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so
• 2:50:24
  Speaker 1: we don't have to. Work because if you get the
• 2:50:27
  Speaker 1: tickets for, free you're gonna go, Down you're gonna say
• 2:50:29
  Speaker 1: hi to. Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own
• 2:50:32
  Speaker 1: you for the. Day SO i don't want.
• 2:50:33
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• 2:50:37
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• 2:50:39
  Speaker 4: Like i'm trying to go to A husker, game could
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• 2:50:46
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• 2:50:49
  Speaker 4: would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to
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  Speaker 4: go and see and watch the. GAME i can not
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  Speaker 4: ask him to do anything LIKE i would almost do
• 2:50:56
  Speaker 4: that for. You SO i do feel, like there's NO.
• 2:50:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think you would say that without this conversation taking.
• 2:51:01
  Speaker 4: Place if he told me he didn't want to do,
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  Speaker 4: anything no extra with. IT i would absolutely, say.
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 3: But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey,
• 2:51:10
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• 2:51:12
  Speaker 3: Game you would just take, that send it to whoever
• 2:51:15
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• 2:51:17
  Speaker 3: a couple of, tickets you, guys mind hooking him. Up
• 2:51:19
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• 2:51:22
  Speaker 1: Want to do. It the person that got you the
• 2:51:24
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• 2:51:26
  Speaker 1: they're going to want. Something i've been to too many
• 2:51:29
  Speaker 1: of these things where they, go, well you think it's
• 2:51:31
  Speaker 1: all for, free and then all of a sudden you're
• 2:51:33
  Speaker 1: working the entire. Day so that's why.
• 2:51:35
  Speaker 4: It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like,
• 2:51:38
  Speaker 4: hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO,
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  Speaker 4: X y AND, z like we just want To.
• 2:51:44
  Speaker 3: That's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it was
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  Speaker 3: A packers. GAME i took my kids and my. Wife
• 2:51:50
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  Speaker 3: wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media, guy
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  Speaker 3: AND i was, Like, hey want to take my kids
• 2:51:56
  Speaker 3: do a? Game my daughter's been talking about. It would
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  Speaker 3: love to go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, said,
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  Speaker 3: hey one more. THING i don't want to be on
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• 2:52:04
  Speaker 3: i don't want to do any of. THAT i just
• 2:52:05
  Speaker 3: want to watch the. Game and he's, like no. Problem
• 2:52:07
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• 2:52:08
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• 2:52:13
  Speaker 1: Year i'm talking about this. Season the big screen gives
• 2:52:16
  Speaker 1: me so much. Anxiety LIKE i went to The nicks
• 2:52:19
  Speaker 1: and then The, rangers like the first EXPERIENCE i have
• 2:52:22
  Speaker 1: where they gave you tickets And i'm, like, yeah they're
• 2:52:24
  Speaker 1: gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i thought it
• 2:52:25
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• 2:52:26
  Speaker 1: Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't realize is that
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  Speaker 1: the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going, like when are
• 2:52:32
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• 2:52:33
  Speaker 1: i HOPE i can do? It well SHOULD i would
• 2:52:35
  Speaker 1: take my hat off and didn't take the shirt, off
• 2:52:37
  Speaker 1: and the night and then and then then we went
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 1: to The. Rangers they're, like, yo kill a, beer but
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 1: you can't take your shirt. Off AND i was, like
• 2:52:42
  Speaker 1: like The yankees, Game god damn, IT i was fucking.
• 2:52:45
  Speaker 3: Fat that's you on the.
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• 2:52:48
  Speaker 3: Different you don't look like the same human. Being.
• 2:52:52
  Speaker 1: Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture
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  Speaker 1: IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and
• 2:53:01
  Speaker 1: on the. FLIGHT i put it on the next day
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  Speaker 1: and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight
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  Speaker 3: IT i was past.
• 2:53:12
  Speaker 1: Like. That right, Now i'm the best shape of my. Life,
• 2:53:14
  Speaker 1: pete you look the, same. Consistent, yeah but but you
• 2:53:20
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• 2:53:25
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• 2:53:27
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• 2:53:27
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• 2:53:30
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• 2:53:31
  Speaker 4: EXPERT i. GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're,
• 2:53:36
  Speaker 4: Saying BUT i do also at the in the same,
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• 2:53:40
  Speaker 4: by being like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah
• 2:53:44
  Speaker 4: but there is so at a layer to. It.
• 2:53:46
  Speaker 1: ASKING i would never ask show for. ANYTHING i would,
• 2:53:49
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• 2:53:53
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• 2:53:57
  Speaker 1: GOES i want to be your. Friend i'm trying to
• 2:53:59
  Speaker 1: be your. Friend and at that MOMENT i REALIZED i
• 2:54:01
  Speaker 1: can't ever ask this man of anything other than just
• 2:54:04
  Speaker 1: friendship and just. ADVICE i talked to him the only
• 2:54:07
  Speaker 1: REASON i ever call him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like,
• 2:54:10
  Speaker 1: gossip or just ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean
• 2:54:14
  Speaker 1: he's giving me the best.
• 2:54:15
  Speaker 3: Advice and he said to, You i'm trying to be your.
• 2:54:16
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• 2:54:22
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• 2:54:25
  Speaker 3: Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do
• 2:54:29
  Speaker 3: but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you,
• 2:54:32
  Speaker 3: know well you would consider a friend for something is
• 2:54:36
  Speaker 3: much more difficult to me than asking someone who you
• 2:54:38
  Speaker 3: consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley, green
• 2:54:42
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• 2:54:45
  Speaker 3: no BUT i would consider us friends enough for me
• 2:54:47
  Speaker 3: to text and call him and feel comfortable doing both
• 2:54:49
  Speaker 3: of those. Things my head football coach at my senior
• 2:54:53
  Speaker 3: or of high school he is now AS, u And
• 2:54:55
  Speaker 3: Riley green was playing a. Concert my head football coach
• 2:54:58
  Speaker 3: texts me is, like can you Please he's Asked Riley
• 2:55:01
  Speaker 3: green for tickets OR i want to meet him blah
• 2:55:02
  Speaker 3: blah blah. BLAH i love that, coach but that was
• 2:55:06
  Speaker 3: a so uncomfortable sending that text a rally to where
• 2:55:10
  Speaker 3: it was, like instead of just asking for, it it
• 2:55:12
  Speaker 3: was this long of a text being LIKE i know,
• 2:55:15
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• 2:55:17
  Speaker 3: so sorry blah. Blah hits me, back no, problems like,
• 2:55:19
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• 2:55:22
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• 2:55:23
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• 2:55:26
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• 2:55:28
  Speaker 4: and he was.
• 2:55:29
  Speaker 3: Heah but the guys Like Jelly, roll you THINK i.
• 2:55:33
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• 2:55:39
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• 2:55:40
  Speaker 1: GUY i know he's going to do. It, Oh i've
• 2:55:42
  Speaker 1: Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his. Shows i've done,
• 2:55:46
  Speaker 1: that but you're. There. No, NO a great, Comedian Steve
• 2:55:50
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• 2:55:52
  Speaker 1: town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me? BACKSTAGE
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  Speaker 1: i went absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached out
• 2:55:58
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• 2:56:01
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• 2:56:03
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• 2:56:05
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• 2:56:10
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• 2:56:12
  Speaker 1: CLOSE i guess, no BUT i. WOULD i. WOULD I
• 2:56:14
  Speaker 1: the crazy thing, IS i want you to ask me
• 2:56:17
  Speaker 1: to come backstage LIKE i want you to If i'm
• 2:56:20
  Speaker 1: in your. TOWN i want you to leverage your friendship
• 2:56:24
  Speaker 1: to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love. THAT i love
• 2:56:26
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• 2:56:30
  Speaker 1: THICK i, mean you, KNOW i grew up In, tampa
• 2:56:32
  Speaker 1: but The tampa was, like first and, foremost it's it's
• 2:56:35
  Speaker 1: It's Derek brooks is like runs out of. Town Derek
• 2:56:39
  Speaker 1: brooks is. Man it's the only time my dad's ever
• 2:56:42
  Speaker 1: been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek brooks comes.
• 2:56:47
  Speaker 1: Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the nineteen thousand,
• 2:56:52
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• 2:56:55
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• 2:56:59
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• 2:57:02
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• 2:57:05
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• 2:57:09
  Speaker 1: this Is derek Fucking, brooks AND i went, Yeah and
• 2:57:12
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• 2:57:16
  Speaker 1: AND i, went, Yeah, dad it's all And derek brook,
• 2:57:19
  Speaker 1: GOES i absolutely know who he. Is And Derek brooks,
• 2:57:22
  Speaker 1: SAYS i was at his first show. Ever and my dad,
• 2:57:24
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• 2:57:27
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• 2:57:29
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• 2:57:55
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• 2:57:58
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• 2:58:01
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• 2:58:04
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• 2:58:06
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• 2:58:10
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• 2:58:11
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• 2:58:13
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• 2:58:16
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• 2:58:18
  Speaker 4: hey so and so wants to come to your. Show
• 2:58:19
  Speaker 4: you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.
• 2:58:21
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• 2:58:23
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• 2:58:23
  Speaker 4: TO i don't want to say, HEY i tried asking,
• 2:58:25
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• 2:58:27
  Speaker 4: i DON'T i don't do those. THINGS i don't ask
• 2:58:29
  Speaker 4: for those. Favors BUT i would feel LIKE i have
• 2:58:31
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• 2:58:33
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• 2:58:35
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• 2:58:36
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• 2:58:41
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• 2:58:42
  Speaker 1: On just tell, Me, okay that's, interesting that's.
• 2:58:44
  Speaker 4: Interesting i'll know what to tell him and be, like,
• 2:58:46
  Speaker 4: listen he's got way too much going.
• 2:58:48
  Speaker 1: On but it's. Interesting you say that BECAUSE i. WOULD
• 2:58:50
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• 2:58:53
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• 2:58:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that
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  Speaker 1: Right tommy Sure, REGAN i said, no See, shane, right,
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• 2:59:06
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• 2:59:13
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• 2:59:15
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• 2:59:20
  Speaker 3: shane you don't feel uncomfortable With.
• 2:59:23
  Speaker 1: Let's just be. Clear he also has a. Type offensive
• 2:59:27
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• 2:59:34
  Speaker 1: line wanted to come to our, show And shane had
• 2:59:37
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• 2:59:40
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• 2:59:43
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• 2:59:54
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• 3:00:03
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• 3:00:06
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• 3:00:09
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• 3:00:12
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• 3:00:17
  Speaker 1: Energy i'm telling, you, Man i'm being very, real AND
• 3:00:23
  Speaker 1: i Love. CALEB i absolutely did not want to do
• 3:00:26
  Speaker 1: his Podcast The Sunday. Conversation did not want to be
• 3:00:29
  Speaker 1: you had the clip that talking About jake BECAUSE i was,
• 3:00:31
  Speaker 1: LIKE i was, Like i'm not. Good i'm not good
• 3:00:33
  Speaker 1: in these, things LIKE i don't know how. TO i,
• 3:00:35
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• 3:00:37
  Speaker 1: like we're just talking, right but like those kind of
• 3:00:39
  Speaker 1: things that make me. Nervous and so he was down
• 3:00:41
  Speaker 1: in In Fort lauderdale and we were supposed to do,
• 3:00:44
  Speaker 1: it AND i was so. UNCOMFORTABLE i didn't know what to,
• 3:00:46
  Speaker 1: do and he's got like a weird humoric genius. Stuff
• 3:00:50
  Speaker 1: but then you sit with, them really with, them and
• 3:00:52
  Speaker 1: he's he's so, normal like he really, is but his
• 3:00:57
  Speaker 1: energy is like you, know he's got like he's got
• 3:01:00
  Speaker 1: like big dick. Energy like he's very funny without trying
• 3:01:03
  Speaker 1: to be. Funny, yeah he really. Isn't LIKE i watched
• 3:01:06
  Speaker 1: him on here with you guys hysterical and he's not.
• 3:01:10
  Speaker 1: Trying he's not, trying he's just being. Him, YEAH i
• 3:01:13
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• 3:01:16
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• 3:01:18
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• 3:01:23
  Speaker 1: killed three beers out of that. Boot and he goes
• 3:01:25
  Speaker 1: And i'm watching him over by the, grass like what's going?
• 3:01:27
  Speaker 1: On he, Goes, oh. Sampic he is something.
• 3:01:34
  Speaker 3: Special but, yeah some guys are just different where they
• 3:01:38
  Speaker 3: just have a mind for. It where you meet, him you're,
• 3:01:39
  Speaker 3: like that's it's impressive to be around. Him caleb is
• 3:01:42
  Speaker 3: one of those. Guys hilb's fucking.
• 3:01:44
  Speaker 1: Fascinating. Man like his interview, here he was so. Funny
• 3:01:47
  Speaker 1: he was talking about a guy he doesn't talk to.
• 3:01:48
  Speaker 1: ANYMORE i can't remember. Who it, was a guy from,
• 3:01:51
  Speaker 1: barstool a guy that fired from barstool or. Whatever stephen J,
• 3:01:54
  Speaker 1: yeah and he was like.
• 3:01:56
  Speaker 4: It was when he probably listened to the clip recently
• 3:01:58
  Speaker 4: when he was on the yat talking about, it where
• 3:02:00
  Speaker 4: he's talking about the energy being suped out of.
• 3:02:02
  Speaker 1: Him fucking hold, on let's break Down barstool for a.
• 3:02:04
  Speaker 1: Second it's fucking. Fascinating this company is fucking. Fascinating it
• 3:02:11
  Speaker 1: really is when you look at, it so many different
• 3:02:14
  Speaker 1: personalities led by one bizarrely fascinating man who honestly should
• 3:02:23
  Speaker 1: not be. Successful He Dave portnoy should not be. Successful
• 3:02:27
  Speaker 1: he is just he is, that he's he's he is
• 3:02:32
  Speaker 1: the guy fucking pounding his head against the, system going fuck,
• 3:02:36
  Speaker 1: them fuck. Them he's the guy like he just he's
• 3:02:40
  Speaker 1: doing everything that you're not supposed to do and it's.
• 3:02:42
  Speaker 1: Winning like it's FUCKING i Find Dave portnoder to be fucking.
• 3:02:46
  Speaker 1: Fascinating he makes trophies for, People he has vendettas Against Champagne.
• 3:02:51
  Speaker 1: Botle it's incredibly' not supposed to say that out. Loud.
• 3:02:53
  Speaker 1: Right he says it out, loud AND i root for,
• 3:02:56
  Speaker 1: him Like I'm i'm a man of the. People i'll
• 3:02:59
  Speaker 1: tell you is a. Man there's very few people that
• 3:03:02
  Speaker 1: have recognized me that WHERE i got starstruck when they recognized.
• 3:03:05
  Speaker 1: Me Dave PORTNALD i Did Big cats podcast IN la
• 3:03:09
  Speaker 1: when the something was In. LA i don't forget what
• 3:03:11
  Speaker 1: was IN, La AND i was walking down And portland
• 3:03:13
  Speaker 1: was having lunch by himself at the hotel and he was, Like,
• 3:03:16
  Speaker 1: burt what's? Up AND i went shut the fuck, Up,
• 3:03:18
  Speaker 1: LIKE i find that guy. Fascinating he is a Fascinating
• 3:03:22
  Speaker 1: he says exactly what he wants to. Say and, now,
• 3:03:26
  Speaker 1: look we all do, that BUT i kinda LIKE i,
• 3:03:28
  Speaker 1: do kind of, likegenically, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.
• 3:03:31
  Speaker 3: Know you, mean he's like the intrusive thoughts you, have
• 3:03:35
  Speaker 3: like the good wolf and the bad, wolf the story
• 3:03:37
  Speaker 3: like which one are you gonna? Feed? Yeah he is
• 3:03:39
  Speaker 3: essentially everyone's inner bad wolf that is just saying what
• 3:03:42
  Speaker 3: they want, dude and people being, like, Yeah i've thought
• 3:03:45
  Speaker 3: that before. TOO i got to get behind this guy
• 3:03:47
  Speaker 3: and going against the.
• 3:03:48
  Speaker 1: Man IF i could go back in, Time i'd invest
• 3:03:50
  Speaker 1: all my money in BARSTOOL i don't Think barstools where
• 3:03:52
  Speaker 1: it's going to. BE i really, THINK i really sincerely
• 3:03:55
  Speaker 1: Think barstool is gonna be something that's gonna. Be SO
• 3:03:57
  Speaker 1: i invest money right now In. Barstool there's the way this,
• 3:04:01
  Speaker 1: Is the energy this has is so fascinating to me
• 3:04:07
  Speaker 1: because it's not, like you, know we implode when we
• 3:04:10
  Speaker 1: try to team, up you, know like when we when
• 3:04:12
  Speaker 1: we when everyone like egos get involved with comics and
• 3:04:17
  Speaker 1: it's and it's not.
• 3:04:17
  Speaker 4: Healthy Man like For, barstool it's, like have a camera
• 3:04:22
  Speaker 4: on that we're breaking down the, implosion, right, Yes.
• 3:04:25
  Speaker 3: It's like instead of like cushing, up, like, hey we
• 3:04:28
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• 3:04:31
  Speaker 3: make sure we're sends to people's. Feelings they're, like, oh
• 3:04:33
  Speaker 3: there's conflict going, on make sure that's, filmed. DUDE i
• 3:04:35
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• 3:04:37
  Speaker 1: Out but in a weird, way everyone picks sides, back
• 3:04:39
  Speaker 1: And i've picked sides on Watching barstool feuds and then
• 3:04:42
  Speaker 1: also not cared LIKE I i the only THING i
• 3:04:46
  Speaker 1: EVER i got really drunk one night and watched the
• 3:04:48
  Speaker 1: documentary On Pete, rose AND i started TO i THINK
• 3:04:50
  Speaker 1: i might have texted. You guys have started dming everyone
• 3:04:52
  Speaker 1: about like we need to get on we need to
• 3:04:54
  Speaker 1: Get Pete rose in The hall Of. Fame the only
• 3:04:56
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• 3:05:00
  Speaker 1: he's the only one that. Replied he was, Like i'm
• 3:05:02
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• 3:05:06
  Speaker 1: it's it's such a unique uh. Thing there should be
• 3:05:10
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• 3:05:13
  Speaker 4: The W w media like all the storylines that go,
• 3:05:16
  Speaker 4: on all the, feuds all the. Successes And Dave portnoy
• 3:05:20
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• 3:05:22
  Speaker 1: Swing he does he? Legit, YEAH i think he's a
• 3:05:27
  Speaker 1: lot of left handed swings are. Beautiful, he's, like, legit
• 3:05:30
  Speaker 1: a good baseball. PLAYER i FUCKING i Find Dave portland.
• 3:05:34
  Speaker 1: FASCINATING i also find a fascinating that he got he
• 3:05:36
  Speaker 1: is so. Rich but he got rich by.
• 3:05:37
  Speaker 4: Himself, yeah that's that's stuff on the.
• 3:05:40
  Speaker 1: Newspapers and he did it by, Himself like he. Doesn't
• 3:05:43
  Speaker 1: he also doesn't have rich. Friends, NICE i have a
• 3:05:48
  Speaker 1: much better. Swing, Okay david's. Younger, there.
• 3:05:54
  Speaker 3: What year is?
• 3:05:55
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• 3:05:56
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• 3:05:57
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• 3:06:00
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• 3:06:03
  Speaker 1: Looks the follow through is what makes a. Swing. Yeah
• 3:06:07
  Speaker 1: and by the, way he's also, skinny so like when you're,
• 3:06:08
  Speaker 1: skinny you can all swings a lot. Better, yeah when
• 3:06:11
  Speaker 1: you swing as a, FACT i pulled Up Burt chrisler
• 3:06:13
  Speaker 1: swing when you swing as a fat, guy your your fucking.
• 3:06:15
  Speaker 1: Rotations that wasn't.
• 3:06:16
  Speaker 3: Beautiful, NO i, MEAN i don't. KNOW i still want that.
• 3:06:18
  Speaker 3: One but who's this?
• 3:06:20
  Speaker 1: Pitch? YEAH i MADE i. MADE i made one mistake
• 3:06:24
  Speaker 1: in my career THAT i can, highlight and that was
• 3:06:27
  Speaker 1: not being a part of the barstool. FAMILY i was.
• 3:06:30
  Speaker 1: OFFERED i was offered, it AND i look. OFF i
• 3:06:33
  Speaker 1: was OFFERED a. KNOW i know that right, now there's
• 3:06:35
  Speaker 1: a couple of people, Going, bert let's just drop, this but,
• 3:06:38
  Speaker 1: uh look at this. Swing but it was Fat? Burt
• 3:06:43
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• 3:06:48
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• 3:06:49
  Speaker 3: Ago it was it, was, uh just panics takes your shirt.
• 3:06:53
  Speaker 1: Off, yeah it was a while. Ago but it was
• 3:06:55
  Speaker 1: like it was like the writing was on the wall that,
• 3:06:59
  Speaker 1: like what you guys are doing as cool as, fuck
• 3:07:01
  Speaker 1: AND i knew. IT i could tell, it AND i
• 3:07:03
  Speaker 1: was looking at like numbers of, podcasts and none of
• 3:07:05
  Speaker 1: the numbers were like. Skyrocketing BUT i was, like, dude
• 3:07:07
  Speaker 1: this is the. Future this is the. Future this is
• 3:07:09
  Speaker 1: what Really, this What barstool's doing is What rogan kind of,
• 3:07:13
  Speaker 1: started but he just never put a brand on. It
• 3:07:14
  Speaker 1: he just was, Like, yo well we'll keep our drama, internal,
• 3:07:19
  Speaker 1: Right bird's, Fat tom's making fun of. Him let's talk
• 3:07:21
  Speaker 1: about it on the. Podcast let's, hey everyone get their own.
• 3:07:24
  Speaker 1: Podcasts i'm gonna listen to your. Podcast i'll talk about your.
• 3:07:26
  Speaker 1: Podcast i'm gonna put you. Over it really is kind
• 3:07:29
  Speaker 1: of like The rogan mainframe of like what was called
• 3:07:33
  Speaker 1: Des squad at the time was all our podcasts and it,
• 3:07:36
  Speaker 1: was you, know loose fitting network of. Friends But barstool
• 3:07:40
  Speaker 1: just monetized it on a better like twisted. TEA i
• 3:07:44
  Speaker 1: look at. DUDE i remember going to the offices Of
• 3:07:47
  Speaker 1: barstool being, like, DUDE i would excel in this fucking,
• 3:07:50
  Speaker 1: Place like creativity just spills. EVERYWHERE i mean they'd walk you,
• 3:07:54
  Speaker 1: in you'd DO kfc, radio and then you'd go in
• 3:07:57
  Speaker 1: and you'd eat a bunch of different, foods and then
• 3:07:58
  Speaker 1: you walk into another room and do sit down and
• 3:08:00
  Speaker 1: talk about sports a big cat and then you walk
• 3:08:02
  Speaker 1: into another room and they'd go ask the internet. Questions
• 3:08:04
  Speaker 1: it was, like, dude this is what it's supposed to.
• 3:08:06
  Speaker 1: Be this is the fucking. Thing and then you look at,
• 3:08:08
  Speaker 1: like what's the the Hard? Seltzer Then leanne loves fucking high.
• 3:08:14
  Speaker 1: Noon these twisted teas are fucking, amazing you. Guys brand
• 3:08:16
  Speaker 1: partnerships are through the fucking next. Level you, KNOW I
• 3:08:20
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• 3:08:22
  Speaker 1: dead TO i did? Dead you, know no, regrets but
• 3:08:24
  Speaker 1: BUT i think that would have BEEN i should have been.
• 3:08:26
  Speaker 1: Smart maybe after next year when you take a year,
• 3:08:29
  Speaker 1: off MAYBE i retire or a when you move To.
• 3:08:32
  Speaker 3: Nashville there's definitely a piece of you when you're ready
• 3:08:36
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• 3:08:41
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• 3:08:43
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• 3:08:48
  Speaker 1: She wants a lot of. Land here's What i'm gonna.
• 3:08:50
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• 3:08:52
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• 3:08:56
  Speaker 1: it feels so good when you have alcoholing.
• 3:08:58
  Speaker 3: You, Oh, taylor how much space do we?
• 3:09:05
  Speaker 1: Have?
• 3:09:07
  Speaker 3: Okay we have we we have the hard cap at
• 3:09:09
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes of our memory cards are.
• 3:09:11
  Speaker 1: Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a
• 3:09:15
  Speaker 1: lot of. Land i'm gonna build a running track through the.
• 3:09:17
  Speaker 1: Woods i'm gonna build. It i'm Gonna i'm gonna dig
• 3:09:20
  Speaker 1: it out with like a digger and go through and
• 3:09:21
  Speaker 1: build a running track one and a half mile. Loop
• 3:09:25
  Speaker 1: that's number, One, okay all? Right number. Two no one
• 3:09:28
  Speaker 1: will be able to see or hear. ME i can
• 3:09:30
  Speaker 1: walk around naked. Everywhere we're gonna be on top of
• 3:09:33
  Speaker 1: the mountain overlooking a beautiful. Sunset there's going to be
• 3:09:36
  Speaker 1: a lake on this. Property my tour bus will be.
• 3:09:38
  Speaker 1: There that's why all. Sleep but we're gonna have a Barn.
• 3:09:40
  Speaker 1: Tomnium that's Where leand's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait
• 3:09:43
  Speaker 1: we're gonna Have LeAnn just fell in love with this assault.
• 3:09:45
  Speaker 1: Rifles we're gonna have a salt rifles out. There i'm
• 3:09:47
  Speaker 1: getting it For. Christmas. Animals, animals, Dude i'm taking animals
• 3:09:53
  Speaker 1: to the next. Level don't. Listen i'm buying endangered. Species
• 3:09:56
  Speaker 1: i'm Buying i'm gonna have. Lynks i'm gonna have a big.
• 3:09:59
  Speaker 1: Cat big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And
• 3:10:02
  Speaker 1: i'm gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull
• 3:10:06
  Speaker 1: Up Dogo. Argentino, yeah the. Dog i'm gonna have a fucking,
• 3:10:09
  Speaker 1: literally let me. See pull Up Doggo. Argentino and then savannah.
• 3:10:13
  Speaker 1: Cats look at that fucking. Beast, Right i'm gonna have
• 3:10:17
  Speaker 1: all those ears. Cropped CAN i be honest with? You
• 3:10:23
  Speaker 1: whatever your, Choice i'll circumcise. Them then then and then
• 3:10:29
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• 3:10:32
  Speaker 1: that a butterfly on his fucking. Nose, now, wait you
• 3:10:34
  Speaker 1: see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my,
• 3:10:36
  Speaker 1: Property savannah. Cat these things are fucking, huge looks like
• 3:10:43
  Speaker 1: A they're fucking. Massive they're like seventy pounds little. Bobcats,
• 3:10:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few.
• 3:10:50
  Speaker 1: Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just
• 3:10:54
  Speaker 1: have a fucking wild. Thing, okay look at that. Thing
• 3:10:57
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• 3:10:59
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• 3:11:01
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• 3:11:05
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• 3:11:08
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• 3:11:10
  Speaker 1: lean on you guys for this for, Real and we
• 3:11:12
  Speaker 1: did this when we moved to la when we moved
• 3:11:15
  Speaker 1: to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i
• 3:11:18
  Speaker 1: want to have regular. Friends, okay all, Right so like
• 3:11:23
  Speaker 1: And i'm gonna like BECAUSE i can't just move here
• 3:11:26
  Speaker 1: and then just be friends with you guys in Jelly
• 3:11:28
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• 3:11:32
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• 3:11:37
  Speaker 1: guys but like like.
• 3:11:40
  Speaker 4: Ok but, no but, no but people that are people
• 3:11:42
  Speaker 4: that are in, town not on the road all the,
• 3:11:44
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• 3:11:45
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• 3:11:47
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• 3:11:49
  Speaker 1: half our year in L. A AND i was, LIKE
• 3:11:51
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• 3:11:53
  Speaker 1: we we should like like hang out with people. Community,
• 3:11:56
  Speaker 1: yeah be a part of the. Community like here's my big.
• 3:11:58
  Speaker 1: THING i want to throw a party every, year like one.
• 3:12:02
  Speaker 3: Party, okay let me tell you about national. Parties in
• 3:12:05
  Speaker 3: groups of, people people lay claims to, parties like, oh
• 3:12:10
  Speaker 3: so and so does The halloween. Party The rhett, family
• 3:12:13
  Speaker 3: they along With, taylor do The halloween party at their.
• 3:12:17
  Speaker 3: Farm we do the lawans we do The easter, party,
• 3:12:22
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• 3:12:23
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• 3:12:26
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• 3:12:27
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• 3:12:30
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• 3:12:33
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• 3:12:41
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• 3:12:44
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  Speaker 3: trees and Organ are they fucking unbelievable.
• 3:12:51
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• 3:12:55
  Speaker 1: do you? Know here's what's wrong with. Me i'm. Insufferable,
• 3:12:59
  Speaker 1: okay this is Why i'm. Insufferable all, right everything you,
• 3:13:02
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• 3:13:05
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• 3:13:10
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• 3:13:11
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• 3:13:13
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• 3:13:17
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• 3:13:19
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• 3:13:22
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• 3:13:26
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• 3:13:29
  Speaker 1: talks to you and the trees move and you can
• 3:13:31
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• 3:13:34
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• 3:13:37
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• 3:13:40
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• 3:13:44
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• 3:13:58
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  Speaker 1: Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell
• 3:14:10
  Speaker 1: you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never. Believe
• 3:14:13
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• 3:14:16
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• 3:14:19
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• 3:14:22
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• 3:14:24
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• 3:14:27
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• 3:14:28
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• 3:14:31
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• 3:14:33
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• 3:14:35
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• 3:14:38
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• 3:14:50
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• 3:14:57
  Speaker 1: Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam
• 3:15:03
  Speaker 1: i've swim with whale, Sharks i've swam With have you
• 3:15:06
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• 3:15:11
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• 3:15:14
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• 3:15:18
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• 3:15:18
  Speaker 4: Out yeah really, Yeah, norway that's where you do.
• 3:15:21
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• 3:15:22
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• 3:15:23
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• 3:15:25
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• 3:15:28
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• 3:15:31
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• 3:15:34
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• 3:15:35
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• 3:15:38
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• 3:15:42
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• 3:15:45
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• 3:15:46
  Speaker 3: That weren't you And jack talking about that? One, yeah
• 3:15:48
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• 3:15:52
  Speaker 1: Happened. Before i'm a big fan, Too i'm a big
• 3:15:54
  Speaker 1: Sea world. Fan but the second we didn't Have shimu.
• 3:15:56
  Speaker 1: Anymore that's me with great white sharks right. There it's
• 3:15:59
  Speaker 1: me in the. Cage you see the pictures to the.
• 3:16:02
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• 3:16:05
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• 3:16:08
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• 3:16:11
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• 3:16:16
  Speaker 1: No out In bora for the. Honeymoon nice, motorcycle you know?
• 3:16:20
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• 3:16:21
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• 3:16:24
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• 3:16:25
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• 3:16:32
  Speaker 1: Okay Custards Last stand was IN uh.
• 3:16:34
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• 3:16:48
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• 3:16:58
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• 3:17:01
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• 3:17:04
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• 3:17:06
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• 3:17:07
  Speaker 3: Bit i'm not A harley, guy BUT i grew up
• 3:17:09
  Speaker 3: on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross was my first love of my.
• 3:17:12
  Speaker 1: Life we hunt buffalo at. Sunset we land a helicopter
• 3:17:14
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• 3:17:16
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• 3:17:19
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• 3:17:21
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• 3:17:26
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• 3:17:29
  Speaker 1: me on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening
• 3:17:33
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• 3:17:38
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• 3:17:41
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• 3:17:43
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• 3:17:46
  Speaker 1: ra at his last, stand and they re enacted the.
• 3:17:47
  Speaker 1: Thing the kids they do this. Thing if they touch,
• 3:17:50
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• 3:17:52
  Speaker 1: idea that An indian could get, it A Native american
• 3:17:55
  Speaker 1: could get it close enough to touch you but not
• 3:17:57
  Speaker 1: hurt you was more insulting than dying it. Self and
• 3:18:00
  Speaker 1: they did that to me non. Stop they put me
• 3:18:02
  Speaker 1: on a horse and they just came up just, screaming
• 3:18:04
  Speaker 1: fucking all painted, yellow naked on fucking, horses a little,
• 3:18:08
  Speaker 1: loincloth just touching me and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah,
• 3:18:11
  Speaker 1: DUDE i lived a crazy fucking. Life the travel channel
• 3:18:13
  Speaker 1: STUFF i did or one Day i'll talk about it on,
• 3:18:16
  Speaker 1: Something but it's like the for fucking seven, YEARS i
• 3:18:19
  Speaker 1: traveled around the world over and over, again just around the.
• 3:18:22
  Speaker 1: World you'd pick a map and you'd get a map
• 3:18:24
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• 3:18:25
  Speaker 1: Go i've heard Of? Tanzania what is that? Like and
• 3:18:29
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• 3:18:31
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• 3:18:34
  Speaker 1: we just travel the fucking. World it was. INSANE i
• 3:18:38
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• 3:18:41
  Speaker 3: You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. Life
• 3:18:43
  Speaker 3: really sounds like you're you're ready for the calm a little.
• 3:18:46
  Speaker 3: Bit it feels like you're ready for the. Car you'll
• 3:18:48
  Speaker 3: be having more stories after this next. Year, nope yeah
• 3:18:51
  Speaker 3: you will because you'd be.
• 3:18:52
  Speaker 1: Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, okay
• 3:18:55
  Speaker 1: so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm
• 3:18:57
  Speaker 1: thinking of we got a, place go, ahead what's one
• 3:19:01
  Speaker 1: Thing i'm thinking? Of like things that Land? Leanne what's going?
• 3:19:03
  Speaker 1: Safari she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take
• 3:19:05
  Speaker 1: her To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN
• 3:19:08
  Speaker 1: i was, like, yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want
• 3:19:10
  Speaker 1: to go down The, nile, RIGHT i want to see the.
• 3:19:12
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• 3:19:15
  Speaker 1: take a, Month let's Do, africa let's do let's Do.
• 3:19:18
  Speaker 1: Africa let's go to The, maldives let's Go, like If
• 3:19:21
  Speaker 1: i'm not just gonna go to fucking do one. Thing
• 3:19:24
  Speaker 1: we all kids, anymore they're in fucking, College let's go
• 3:19:26
  Speaker 1: do the. Thing it's like it's In. Nashville it's like,
• 3:19:29
  Speaker 1: this we're here In. Nashville it's like you spend the week. Here,
• 3:19:32
  Speaker 1: yeah let's look at. Houses then we go To oregon On,
• 3:19:34
  Speaker 1: thursday and, uh spend the weekend In oregon and then we're.
• 3:19:38
  Speaker 1: Home and So, africa what's one thing you want to?
• 3:19:40
  Speaker 1: Do one thing you want to see really badly in this.
• 3:19:42
  Speaker 1: World we'll go, First, Oh, ORCAS i would love this
• 3:19:46
  Speaker 1: one With orca. WHALES i think that's the top of
• 3:19:47
  Speaker 1: my bucket. List AND i do think doing a SAFARI
• 3:19:49
  Speaker 1: i Here South africa is. Incredible, yeah doing like you,
• 3:19:52
  Speaker 1: know up early in the, morning like getting close to some,
• 3:19:54
  Speaker 1: lions like close enough to. Death BUT i think those
• 3:19:57
  Speaker 1: two things would be sick or get maybe in the
• 3:19:59
  Speaker 1: jungle and be amongst some. GORILLAS i think that would
• 3:20:02
  Speaker 1: be really. Fun would they charge you and they, go.
• 3:20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah where you're a little, nervous but then you got
• 3:20:08
  Speaker 4: the you got the guide with you telling you how
• 3:20:10
  Speaker 4: to be and how to. Act but you're scared enough
• 3:20:12
  Speaker 4: to LIKE i literally might have to pick.
• 3:20:13
  Speaker 1: Up and go right.
• 3:20:14
  Speaker 4: Here yeah god that sounds but actually, clions gorillas and
• 3:20:17
  Speaker 4: orches that would be my big beginn'd big three or
• 3:20:22
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• 3:20:23
  Speaker 3: Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.
• 3:20:25
  Speaker 1: That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something.
• 3:20:26
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• 3:20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah actually down close to uh To. Tampa really there's
• 3:20:30
  Speaker 4: like this uh sanctuary of.
• 3:20:31
  Speaker 1: Wolves OH i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.
• 3:20:34
  Speaker 3: Have that's amazing for.
• 3:20:36
  Speaker 1: Me they smelled like, ship like give your heads on the. Wolves.
• 3:20:41
  Speaker 1: Don't no one washes a. Wolf that's one THING i.
• 3:20:44
  Speaker 3: Learned uh my wife when we first, met she told
• 3:20:48
  Speaker 3: me she's like the PERSON i must spend the rest
• 3:20:49
  Speaker 3: of my life. With i'm gonna go To iceland, With
• 3:20:51
  Speaker 3: and we still to this day have not been To.
• 3:20:53
  Speaker 1: Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On i'm,
• 3:20:56
  Speaker 1: Sorry Leanne will not listen to this. Podcast So i'm
• 3:21:02
  Speaker 1: surprising her with a. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're
• 3:21:07
  Speaker 1: going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and
• 3:21:11
  Speaker 1: so she won't hear. This and by the, way don't
• 3:21:13
  Speaker 1: fucking be a dick and text her. This just let
• 3:21:15
  Speaker 1: this clipping. It, Yeah So i'm. Take so we're doing
• 3:21:19
  Speaker 1: a two Bears poroso signing and In San, francisco AND
• 3:21:24
  Speaker 1: i was, Like, YO i was, like the next one's
• 3:21:27
  Speaker 1: a week later In. TAMPA i, go why don't we
• 3:21:29
  Speaker 1: just go To paris for the fucking? Week and SO
• 3:21:31
  Speaker 1: i don't know, whether And i'm curious what you would
• 3:21:34
  Speaker 1: do in your. Relationship DO i legit fucking surprise her
• 3:21:38
  Speaker 1: and go, LIKE i grab her, PASSPORT i bring no,
• 3:21:42
  Speaker 1: Clothes just go like we're In San francisco and, Go,
• 3:21:44
  Speaker 1: yo get on the next flight we're Going and she's, like,
• 3:21:46
  Speaker 1: wait this is our flight and we're going To. Paris
• 3:21:48
  Speaker 1: DO i do? That or DO i tell her a
• 3:21:50
  Speaker 1: week ahead of time and let her get ready for
• 3:21:51
  Speaker 1: it and bring. Clothes, oh for, sure don't tell. Her
• 3:21:54
  Speaker 1: don't tell her.
• 3:21:55
  Speaker 3: That that's.
• 3:21:56
  Speaker 1: First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?
• 3:21:59
  Speaker 4: Oh are you gonna up In San. Francisco you know
• 3:22:01
  Speaker 4: WHAT i, mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know. Charles she
• 3:22:03
  Speaker 4: would like to whatever spots would go do to eat,
• 3:22:05
  Speaker 4: dinner like she would have, to she would she would
• 3:22:07
  Speaker 4: enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you do surprise,
• 3:22:10
  Speaker 4: her it might be one of those things where you,
• 3:22:11
  Speaker 4: land you take her shopping In paris to get set
• 3:22:14
  Speaker 4: outfit for.
• 3:22:15
  Speaker 3: Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey go pick
• 3:22:17
  Speaker 3: out some outfits if you're going to if you want
• 3:22:19
  Speaker 3: to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm i'm.
• 3:22:22
  Speaker 4: Surprised would be. Good BUT i do think keep in
• 3:22:24
  Speaker 4: mind how they want to be for dinner and having
• 3:22:26
  Speaker 4: everything kind of like having some type of hey we're
• 3:22:28
  Speaker 4: gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.
• 3:22:29
  Speaker 1: One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about
• 3:22:32
  Speaker 1: a bunch of those, treads those last minute, going hey we're,
• 3:22:37
  Speaker 1: going because she's been really good about, That like she's
• 3:22:39
  Speaker 1: been good about not telling me where we're, going and
• 3:22:41
  Speaker 1: they're all always. Concerts been To Pearl, jam we've been
• 3:22:43
  Speaker 1: to Like eagles and it's been. Awesome but, LIKE i
• 3:22:47
  Speaker 1: like the, surprise but ALSO i don't know like it's
• 3:22:49
  Speaker 1: kind of a bro.
• 3:22:50
  Speaker 4: Move be LIKE i would, SAY i would, say my
• 3:22:53
  Speaker 4: wife would love the, surprise and she would be even
• 3:22:55
  Speaker 4: more surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some
• 3:22:58
  Speaker 4: things planned, out being, like oh you you did this
• 3:23:01
  Speaker 4: on your own type of, thing like you pulled all
• 3:23:03
  Speaker 4: this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i got everything
• 3:23:04
  Speaker 4: taken care.
• 3:23:05
  Speaker 3: Of, See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that.
• 3:23:07
  Speaker 3: Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like,
• 3:23:10
  Speaker 3: hey guess where we're. Going we're going To. Iceland we're
• 3:23:12
  Speaker 3: going To. Paris, dude CAN i can tell her about?
• 3:23:14
  Speaker 3: CLOSE i don't even know what the game back thret
• 3:23:15
  Speaker 3: more about, close we.
• 3:23:16
  Speaker 1: Get, there get. Close when we get, there that, is
• 3:23:18
  Speaker 1: we get there to me and For.
• 3:23:20
  Speaker 3: Tailor And taylor love. Surprises she's all fucking about. Surprises
• 3:23:22
  Speaker 3: i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that, PERSONALLY i Think
• 3:23:26
  Speaker 3: i'm horrible.
• 3:23:27
  Speaker 1: SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah
• 3:23:29
  Speaker 1: but like she won't listen to it and just be. Cool,
• 3:23:32
  Speaker 1: everyone don't send it to. Her we're not we're not
• 3:23:34
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 3:23:35
  Speaker 3: Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're boring
• 3:23:37
  Speaker 3: to have clips for the. Show now this is going
• 3:23:39
  Speaker 3: to release. It, now how much did you sell this podcast?
• 3:23:42
  Speaker 3: FOR i don't think we can even do.
• 3:23:44
  Speaker 1: That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million
• 3:23:46
  Speaker 1: dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything?
• 3:23:48
  Speaker 1: No BUT i get. IT i get. IT i buy
• 3:23:50
  Speaker 1: it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It
• 3:23:53
  Speaker 1: i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get
• 3:23:55
  Speaker 1: to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like
• 3:23:58
  Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty partner with you fifty. Fifty so,
• 3:24:02
  Speaker 1: no you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i
• 3:24:03
  Speaker 1: get fifty percent. Each and then would you do that
• 3:24:06
  Speaker 1: to a? Company? No, okay maybe one hundred million, Dollars,
• 3:24:11
  Speaker 1: yes one hundred million.
• 3:24:12
  Speaker 3: Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.
• 3:24:15
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• 3:24:17
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• 3:24:19
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• 3:24:20
  Speaker 1: No, NO i mean, yes, yes but, no meaning, like, yeah.
• 3:24:25
  Speaker 3: But it's something to call us and be, like we
• 3:24:26
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• 3:24:27
  Speaker 1: Show, Man i'm on thinking it's my sponsors right. Now,
• 3:24:31
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• 3:24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event can?
• 3:24:38
  Speaker 1: You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona that's
• 3:24:40
  Speaker 1: a bad example because they were a sponsor of To,
• 3:24:42
  Speaker 1: bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was, good say, yeah, yeah.
• 3:24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Right like what yeah thirty?
• 3:24:51
  Speaker 1: Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end?
• 3:24:53
  Speaker 1: GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where
• 3:24:56
  Speaker 1: i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like
• 3:24:57
  Speaker 1: DO i do stand up? Forever DO i do the podcast?
• 3:24:59
  Speaker 1: For what DO i? DO I is there a chance
• 3:25:02
  Speaker 1: THAT i? RETIRE i.
• 3:25:04
  Speaker 3: Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if
• 3:25:06
  Speaker 3: you asked me this a year, ago there was no.
• 3:25:08
  Speaker 1: Endgame.
• 3:25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the
• 3:25:11
  Speaker 3: podcast a few. TIMES i, spent for the first time
• 3:25:14
  Speaker 3: in my adult, life was In canada for a week
• 3:25:16
  Speaker 3: and sat there and was, like oh, FUCK i really
• 3:25:18
  Speaker 3: am enjoying doing nothing and just being with my.
• 3:25:21
  Speaker 1: Family and it's.
• 3:25:22
  Speaker 3: Really fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like,
• 3:25:24
  Speaker 3: okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing
• 3:25:29
  Speaker 3: or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how
• 3:25:32
  Speaker 3: DO i become as involved with a dat as possible
• 3:25:35
  Speaker 3: and around the family ninety percent of, time as opposed
• 3:25:37
  Speaker 3: to what about?
• 3:25:38
  Speaker 1: This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy,
• 3:25:42
  Speaker 1: yes because something keeps me, healthy keeps me just BECAUSE
• 3:25:46
  Speaker 1: i love.
• 3:25:47
  Speaker 4: To expand the, brand LIKE i love to make this
• 3:25:49
  Speaker 4: more of a locker room other, athletes just other other influencers.
• 3:25:52
  Speaker 1: Entertainers were you doing moving To?
• 3:25:54
  Speaker 3: Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.
• 3:25:57
  Speaker 1: TIMES i sold my soul to that fucking past. Factor Will,
• 3:26:00
  Speaker 1: Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so deep right.
• 3:26:04
  Speaker 1: Now idea we have so much money. Together.
• 3:26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah but if there if there was a way
• 3:26:10
  Speaker 3: for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i
• 3:26:14
  Speaker 3: being the faces of, it but having other people part of,
• 3:26:16
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• 3:26:17
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• 3:26:17
  Speaker 3: Walker he's been a person that's been embedded in the
• 3:26:20
  Speaker 3: fall for. Us that's. Awesome he's a great. Personality he's
• 3:26:23
  Speaker 3: great to have. Around like having more people like that
• 3:26:24
  Speaker 3: to kind of like lift the load of the in
• 3:26:27
  Speaker 3: front of camera stuff would be.
• 3:26:28
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you
• 3:26:32
  Speaker 1: guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar?
• 3:26:35
  Speaker 1: OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future
• 3:26:41
  Speaker 1: is part of, me no part of me goes like,
• 3:26:46
  Speaker 1: okay oh, Man i'm fucking.
• 3:26:48
  Speaker 4: You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna
• 3:26:49
  Speaker 4: Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.
• 3:26:51
  Speaker 3: Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said
• 3:26:54
  Speaker 3: for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty
• 3:26:56
  Speaker 3: and one hundred to really figure.
• 3:26:57
  Speaker 1: Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working? Number, yeah, yeah,
• 3:27:01
  Speaker 1: NO i don't. Know it's like it's like it's like
• 3:27:03
  Speaker 1: you could tell what's going to be, Good LIKE i
• 3:27:06
  Speaker 1: could never. HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat
• 3:27:09
  Speaker 1: McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was
• 3:27:12
  Speaker 1: just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place
• 3:27:15
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  Speaker 3: Favorite Then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one
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  Speaker 3: which is your absolute. Favorite, okay so what's the? Goal,
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  Speaker 3: first we'll go.
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  Speaker 1: Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know
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  Speaker 1: If halloween is in my top.
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  Speaker 4: THREE i think My tier? Two, no, no no question Is?
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  Speaker 4: Thanksgiving is that a?
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  Speaker 1: Party is? That does? That?
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  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but an
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  Speaker 1: entire day party and my and you got you got
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  Speaker 1: football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i.
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  Speaker 4: Would say number, two My tier three is going to
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  Speaker 4: be A christmas. Party in, fact The christmas party that
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  Speaker 4: we're building some good traditional stuff in our in our
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  Speaker 4: stuff in Our christmas. Party but that would be my tier.
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  Speaker 1: Three My tier two would Be.
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  Speaker 4: THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving you HAVE nfl,
• 3:45:24
  Speaker 4: football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating. Pies like
• 3:45:27
  Speaker 4: everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a. DISH i
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  Speaker 4: absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits into our holiday,
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  Speaker 4: parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two my tier, one
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  Speaker 4: nearest and dearest to my.
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  Speaker 1: HEART i love The fourth Of.
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  Speaker 4: JULY i Think fourth Of July american getting together.
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  Speaker 1: With your, Families like they just Have? Ramadan what is
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  Speaker 1: it like and? Like and if you live in Like,
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  Speaker 1: egypt you just get Like ramadan or you Don't. July
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  Speaker 1: they don't Have New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but
• 3:45:57
  Speaker 1: it's like. Whatever they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have.
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  Speaker 1: Honkah they definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like
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  Speaker 1: all the we have the. Best we have a great roster.
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  Speaker 1: Holiday if we were selling a, country meaning like if
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  Speaker 1: you were like you'll come To. AMERICA i just want
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  Speaker 1: to start off by telling you all the day as we,
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  Speaker 1: no what About?
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  Speaker 3: AMSTERDAM i think.
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  Speaker 1: The roster Are, yeah they. Do they celebrate. Everything they're,
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• 3:46:44
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  Speaker 1: DUDE i slept On indian checks for a long, Time
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  Speaker 1: my one REGRET i never had sex with An indian.
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• 3:47:32
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  Speaker 3: You gotta let him. Know, Yeah so the last ones, Fourth,
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  Speaker 3: Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to
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  Speaker 3: give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a
• 3:47:53
  Speaker 3: special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult,
• 3:47:57
  Speaker 3: YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties
• 3:48:00
  Speaker 3: as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're
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  Speaker 3: trying to cook one of this year to kind of get,
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  Speaker 3: it you, know pumpkin carbon competition and kind of do
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  Speaker 3: all the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing
• 3:48:11
  Speaker 3: like being a horny nineteen year old going to A
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  Speaker 3: halloween house.
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  Speaker 1: Party everyone's, everyone it.
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  Speaker 3: Is it's really something.
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  Speaker 1: Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like
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  Speaker 1: they're just everyone's dress is a. Slut whatever it, is it's.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier
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  Speaker 3: three is gonna go to uh fourth Of, july the,
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  Speaker 3: barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted. Teas it
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  Speaker 3: is a it's fucking it's just a great. Time it's
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  Speaker 3: the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved.
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  Speaker 3: It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool
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  Speaker 3: not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to
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  Speaker 3: be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when
• 3:48:52
  Speaker 3: you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags,
• 3:48:55
  Speaker 3: flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like,
• 3:48:57
  Speaker 3: that to me is just it's. Fucking it's. Beautiful my tier,
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  Speaker 3: two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been my
• 3:49:03
  Speaker 3: tier two until my eyes are open to the idea
• 3:49:06
  Speaker 3: Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really. IS
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  Speaker 3: i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties so
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  Speaker 3: much for a couple of.
• 3:49:15
  Speaker 1: REASONS i enjoy.
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  Speaker 3: It one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grow
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  Speaker 3: up and IF i do, die if that really, exists
• 3:49:20
  Speaker 3: IF i, die my kids are, like, yo my.
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  Speaker 1: DAD i want them to.
• 3:49:23
  Speaker 3: Talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays something about
• 3:49:26
  Speaker 3: bringing the cheer in and every single Thing's, Spootober, Thanksgiving.
• 3:49:30
  Speaker 3: Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty
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  Speaker 3: people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're
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  Speaker 3: adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for
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  Speaker 3: weigh ins and way. Outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes,
• 3:49:44
  Speaker 3: Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like,
• 3:49:47
  Speaker 3: yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of
• 3:49:49
  Speaker 3: what they want to look, like but on that, day
• 3:49:50
  Speaker 3: it doesn't fucking matter at. All you can drink as
• 3:49:53
  Speaker 3: much as you. Want you have the entire weekend to
• 3:49:56
  Speaker 3: eat the same food for the entire, weekend if not
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  Speaker 3: bleeding into the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome
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  Speaker 3: My tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when
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  Speaker 3: you get to that like twenty third Of, december when
• 3:50:07
  Speaker 3: you have a whole bunch of people coming over and
• 3:50:09
  Speaker 3: you have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having
• 3:50:13
  Speaker 3: a competition who can make the best gingerbread, houses and
• 3:50:15
  Speaker 3: everyone kind of voting on, it and that's an endless
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  Speaker 3: supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it
• 3:50:23
  Speaker 3: and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no
• 3:50:25
  Speaker 3: one's got anything to do the next the next few,
• 3:50:27
  Speaker 3: days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend
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  Speaker 3: out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky
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  Speaker 3: swiming to start your diets come the new. Year you,
• 3:50:34
  Speaker 3: know at that, point like all the THINGS i was
• 3:50:36
  Speaker 3: going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i
• 3:50:40
  Speaker 3: know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's
• 3:50:43
  Speaker 3: What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your
• 3:50:45
  Speaker 3: ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it
• 3:50:48
  Speaker 3: like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just
• 3:50:51
  Speaker 3: there's something about darkness with all your friends around and
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  Speaker 3: the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights
• 3:51:00
  Speaker 3: and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it
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  Speaker 3: really is. Dude the music is. Going you Got elvis,
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  Speaker 3: on you Got Mariah carrie, going you got all the
• 3:51:11
  Speaker 3: different kinds of, music and it's got this like Peppermint
• 3:51:15
  Speaker 3: christmas tree smell that just is an aura throughout. Everybody
• 3:51:19
  Speaker 3: everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier you'd be having the
• 3:51:21
  Speaker 3: worst week of your, life but on that those couple
• 3:51:24
  Speaker 3: of days that, week it's like what are we all upset? About?
• 3:51:27
  Speaker 3: You you got me right. Now it's that fucking. Good
• 3:51:33
  Speaker 3: and it bums me out that Because i'm obviously a
• 3:51:35
  Speaker 3: huge spooktober, guy but that, DUDE i.
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  Speaker 1: Know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i know What
• 3:51:41
  Speaker 1: i'm doing WHEN i moved To. Nashville all, right let's
• 3:51:43
  Speaker 1: work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh, NO
• 3:51:47
  Speaker 1: i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i got my.
• 3:51:49
  Speaker 1: PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE i got my. Party,
• 3:51:51
  Speaker 1: okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is, Awesome tier, Three tier.
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  Speaker 1: Three it gives you a whole day of. Partying the
• 3:52:05
  Speaker 1: whole day is about one. Event no one has to
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  Speaker 1: give a, present which is. Perfect there's no anxiety about.
• 3:52:11
  Speaker 4: Presents just telling somebody what they mean to.
• 3:52:14
  Speaker 1: You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my. Life
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  Speaker 1: oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes,
• 3:52:21
  Speaker 1: in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is
• 3:52:24
  Speaker 1: on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is
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  Speaker 1: what do we have playing in the. Background OH i
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  Speaker 1: Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day.
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  Speaker 1: NOW i want you to know THAT i have not
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  Speaker 1: unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will.
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  Speaker 1: Own Bert christcher will come To nashville AND i will
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  Speaker 1: own this. Day, no, buddy you're so far. Off but
• 3:52:54
  Speaker 1: let's Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day Best Saint Pactice DAY i ever.
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• 3:53:06
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• 3:53:08
  Speaker 1: Ride AND i sat backwards on a, vespa high on.
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  Speaker 1: Mushrooms Saint Patrick's, day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls,
• 3:53:14
  Speaker 1: off driving Through Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the
• 3:53:19
  Speaker 1: champion out of all of. Us we get up, early
• 3:53:21
  Speaker 1: we get to the bar, early we kill beers. Early
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  Speaker 1: we fucking stay up. Late if you gotta do, coke
• 3:53:27
  Speaker 1: we get. It It's Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about.
• 3:53:30
  Speaker 1: LUCK i mean luck IS i believe more in luck
• 3:53:34
  Speaker 1: THAN i do hard. WORK i think luck is so
• 3:53:36
  Speaker 1: more important than hard. Work how many people did you
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  Speaker 1: play base football with that were like so fucking, good
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  Speaker 1: but then just never got to the next play and
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  Speaker 1: they did never have that one, thing the one coach
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  Speaker 1: that saw them the one time they Didn't they just.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't they fumbled in the one. Time it's luck is
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  Speaker 1: so fucking. Important and that is why my number, one
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  Speaker 1: and my name Is Burt, kreisler will be moving To
• 3:53:53
  Speaker 1: nashville AND i will be celebrating this every year AND
• 3:53:55
  Speaker 1: i will be throwing this, party AND i can't wait
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  Speaker 1: till you guys. Come Chinese New, Year's oh, shit it's
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  Speaker 1: all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress all in,
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  Speaker 1: red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the, Bank it's
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  Speaker 1: all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New. Year's
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  Speaker 1: pull Up Burt, Chriser Chinese. Years i've celebrated it every.
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  Speaker 1: YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a,
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  Speaker 1: bring An asian cultural center. In they dress as. Dragons
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  Speaker 1: there's me at that's me And Oliver stone And chinese nears.
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  Speaker 1: THIS i fucking Love Chinese New year is more than.
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  Speaker 1: Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look at how fucking
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  Speaker 1: FAT i. Am he looks better than.
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  Speaker 4: Me how's that?
• 3:54:37
  Speaker 1: Possible WHEN i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing
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  Speaker 1: the most Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking. Year In,
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  Speaker 1: january everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's
• 3:54:47
  Speaker 1: WHEN i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years
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• 3:54:54
  Speaker 1: off but without a doubt and it's cultural. Appropriation Chinese
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  Speaker 1: New years is my face favorite bad. Question when Is
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  Speaker 1: Chinese New? YEAR'S i don't, know.
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  Speaker 4: But you're gonna own.
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  Speaker 3: Ninth Late, january and it's always the year of something.
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• 3:55:24
  Speaker 1: Year but it's so fucking. FUN i would TAKE i
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  Speaker 1: would take A i would take a one hundred dollars
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• 3:55:35
  Speaker 1: a in a ziploc, bag put a rock in, it
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  Speaker 1: throw at the bottom of the. Pool and then in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the, PARTY i go one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: to the bottom of pool and all the kids would,
• 3:55:42
  Speaker 1: die jump in the, pool try to get the hundred. Dollars,
• 3:55:44
  Speaker 1: DUDE I i, Honestly I'm I'M i get so wild
• 3:55:49
  Speaker 1: At Chinese New. Year's that YEAR i was With Oliver.
• 3:55:51
  Speaker 1: Stone there was, uh, oh it's my year nineteen eighty.
• 3:55:55
  Speaker 1: Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake it's a last.
• 3:56:00
  Speaker 1: YEAR i was making it rain on These asian. KIDS
• 3:56:02
  Speaker 1: i was on top of a ladder AND i was
• 3:56:04
  Speaker 1: like just throwing ones on, them just making it rain on,
• 3:56:07
  Speaker 1: them and all of a sudden saw that and he's,
• 3:56:09
  Speaker 1: like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like,
• 3:56:10
  Speaker 1: buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like.
• 3:56:12
  Speaker 1: WHAT i was, like, dude you're the Reason i'm, here
• 3:56:14
  Speaker 1: the other REASON i have all. This if you had done,
• 3:56:16
  Speaker 1: THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.
• 3:56:19
  Speaker 1: THAT i don't. Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears,
• 3:56:22
  Speaker 1: Man it's fucking. Dope it is the coolest fucking. Party
• 3:56:27
  Speaker 1: Oh chinese. Newears i'm gonna Own chinese nears in that. Show.
• 3:56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.
• 3:56:32
  Speaker 1: ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly
• 3:56:34
  Speaker 1: you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship
• 3:56:37
  Speaker 1: with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm
• 3:56:40
  Speaker 1: telling you, you. Guys Welcoming leanne to The Bure olympics last,
• 3:56:43
  Speaker 1: year it was the coolest thing that that woman's ever.
• 3:56:46
  Speaker 1: Done she does not stop talking about. It she is a.
• 3:56:50
  Speaker 1: Rider die for both of. You motherfuckers like hardcore And Michael,
• 3:56:54
  Speaker 1: chandler but she's one of the, boys. Man, Man she's.
• 3:56:58
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable and then you've Become. Austin i'm a friend to
• 3:57:00
  Speaker 3: both of. Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us
• 3:57:02
  Speaker 3: come to your movie, premiere just being a part of
• 3:57:05
  Speaker 3: your life. Especial.
• 3:57:05
  Speaker 1: MAN i can't wait till you guys Do. Rogan love, you,
• 3:57:09
  Speaker 1: BRO i love you, Guys love your Brother, joe