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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 14th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised. The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training. Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. We're back. Brand new week.
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  Speaker 2: It is Monday, September the 14th, 2026.
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  Speaker 1: And just like that, you're right in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: a month. It's crazy how that happens. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: holiday and a week off will do that, you know? True.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, today is September the 14th, 2026. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Woody. That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Woody. That's Menace. Hi. Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: We got Seabass. What? We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Morgan is our associate producer. We got Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. He's here.
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  Speaker 2: We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 1: We got Bort. We got Menji. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 2: You can send us a text over to 22987. Today,
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  Speaker 2: September 14th, is Gobstopper Day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I used to love those. Which is a Willy
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  Speaker 1: Wonka thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they made them for kids, and they have
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  Speaker 4: the different colors inside as you suck it.
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  Speaker 2: Our parents wouldn't let us have those because they said
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  Speaker 2: we'd break our teeth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Those are jawbreakers. Jawbreakers. Those big white ones.
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  Speaker 1: They're kind of the same, right?
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  Speaker 2: An everlasting gobstopper.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Today is National Coloring Day.
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  Speaker 1: Your favorite. Yeah, dude, you know who's way into coloring
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  Speaker 1: is my Aunt Chrissy. i can see that that could
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  Speaker 1: be a fun pastime when you're high yeah i love.
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  Speaker 2: It she she's oddly artistic oh sweet artistic artistic like
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  Speaker 2: like yeah not autistic yeah yeah yeah no artistic right
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  Speaker 2: so she she's good with like pencils crayons she can
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  Speaker 2: do like the the shading oh so like she's not
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  Speaker 2: just like coloring like a little kid would do yeah
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  Speaker 2: like you look at it like oh wow like Somebody
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  Speaker 2: who knew what they were doing with the colors and
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  Speaker 2: the blending and all that.
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  Speaker 1: You would never think in a million years.
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  Speaker 5: Where did she learn that?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I have no idea. Probably self-taught.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she can even like, she can draw stuff. Pretty
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  Speaker 2: good at drawing stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I can see her doing like mushrooms or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Not doing mushrooms, but like coloring them. I can see
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  Speaker 1: her doing mushrooms too. And that too. How old is
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  Speaker 1: Aunt Chrissy? Aunt Chrissy is 59.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I think she's eight years older than I am,
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  Speaker 1: eight or nine years older. Because she's one of those
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  Speaker 1: age-ambiguous people. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Today is National Sober Day, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you. It's Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet Week.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even bother Menace with that. He says shop, don't adopt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, all those people want to get a three-legged dog
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  Speaker 3: for the gram. They don't really care.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to adopt a three-legged Maltese named Tripod,
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  Speaker 4: but then it said it was bad with kids.
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  Speaker 1: They can run.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Sexual Health Day.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's National Cream-Filled Donut Day.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: And it's National Eat-A-Hoagie Day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, do it.
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  Speaker 2: Eatin' Sky's gonna go have a hoagie.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of Aunt Chrissy. Speaking of Aunt Chrissy.
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  Speaker 2: All right, people were asked, what is a skill almost
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  Speaker 2: everyone thinks they're good at until they meet someone who's
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  Speaker 2: actually great at it?
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  Speaker 1: Fighting is on the list.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a great Onion article from years ago where
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  Speaker 7: it says average man... 4,000% less effective in fights than
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  Speaker 7: he thinks he is.
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  Speaker 3: I was just listening to Tom Segura on a podcast
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  Speaker 3: and he was talking about this exact thing that he
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  Speaker 3: said in high school that he played high school football
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  Speaker 3: and he was delusional thinking that he was really good.
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  Speaker 3: And then he got invited to a college and he
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  Speaker 3: went to the college and met the player and he
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  Speaker 3: was talking to the guy's numbers as he was standing
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  Speaker 3: and he goes, wait a minute, I will get destroyed
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  Speaker 3: by these guys. And then he quit football right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there are these guys who either don't realize that
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  Speaker 2: weight does matter. Like weight classes exist for a reason
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  Speaker 2: or like height advantage or disadvantage is a thing.
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  Speaker 7: When you talk to an actual NFL player or an
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  Speaker 7: actual NBA player, they're just bigger people.
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  Speaker 1: They are huge humans. Monster hands. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you may be getting in over your head.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What are some other things you think are on the list?
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  Speaker 2: What's a skill that almost everyone thinks they're good at
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  Speaker 2: until they meet someone who's actually.
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  Speaker 1: Great at it?
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  Speaker 4: Probably dancing.
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  Speaker 1: Dancing.
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  Speaker 4: Like dancing at a club. You're like, oh, I look
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  Speaker 4: like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not on the list. I was thinking cooking. Cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Cooking is on the list. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Crossbows.
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  Speaker 1: Storytelling is on the list. That's very true. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are terrible storytellers. Yes. Driving, obviously. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: good driver. It's like, dude, I've been in the car
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the UC best.
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  Speaker 2: Teaching.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I could see that, but like actual really
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  Speaker 1: good teachers are, that is a skill, but the- A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: Think they can do it until they meet somebody who's
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  Speaker 2: actually really good at it.
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  Speaker 7: But the average person can teach daycare, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 5: First through eighth grades.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, again, these are just things that made the list
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  Speaker 2: when they asked a bunch of different people. So these
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  Speaker 2: are the normal by the numbers on it.
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  Speaker 1: Writing.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that consider themselves to be
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  Speaker 2: a really good writer, but- And write a book.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Any casual playing game. Darts, cornhole, bowling. Although people are
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more honest when it comes to bowling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: numbers don't lie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Can't hide it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But cornhole. All right. Not difficult. Photography. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It could be learned pretty easily, though.
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  Speaker 1: Photography's on the list.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Any kind of trade, like people who think they can
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  Speaker 2: fix anything because they did a DIY once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I looked it up. Yeah. That's the thing. People go, well,
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  Speaker 1: you could do that. Like, I know better than that.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 6: No way.
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  Speaker 1: I hold them in the same regard as doctors. Like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a carpenter, you're kind of a miracle worker.
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  Speaker 1: You're an artist, but with wood. Right. Ladies, is this true?
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  Speaker 2: Doing makeup.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: What's a skill almost everyone thinks they're good at until
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  Speaker 2: they meet somebody who's actually great at it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's an artistry to it. For sure.
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  Speaker 4: There's a reason you pay people to do your makeup
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  Speaker 4: for something special.
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  Speaker 9: But I think girls know when they're not good at it,
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  Speaker 9: but you're still just your only option.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: There's some girls who think they look really good.
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  Speaker 1: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, what kind of clown ass makeup are
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  Speaker 2: you wearing?
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  Speaker 1: I totally agree.
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  Speaker 3: So in college for film school, you have to take
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  Speaker 3: makeup and special effects.
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  Speaker 1: I aced it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that where you developed your passion for Sephora cosmetics?
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  Speaker 5: I crushed it.
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  Speaker 1: Women's cosmetics.
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  Speaker 5: I had to do women's makeup. I was really good.
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  Speaker 1: All right. One more.
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  Speaker 2: What's a skill almost everyone thinks they're good at until
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  Speaker 2: they meet someone who's actually great at it?
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people who think they're a good actor.
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  Speaker 1: They're acting. Oh, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: While acting is very easy, there are people who are very.
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  Speaker 1: Bad at it. Right. Oh, yeah. And if you are
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  Speaker 1: good at it and that's your job, you have the
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  Speaker 1: easiest job in the world. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But even like not even necessarily in a play or wherever,
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  Speaker 2: but when you're supposed to act surprised, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? Or yeah, that's why a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: times the stuff that we talk about here on the show,
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  Speaker 2: like everybody has a kind of a general idea of
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  Speaker 2: what the subject is going to be, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: know any of the specifics because that first natural reaction
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  Speaker 2: can never be recreated. Yeah. We are not actors, so
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  Speaker 2: it's not like, oh, there's been plenty of shows that go, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do that again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, oh, I'll say this. People, they think
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  Speaker 2: that they're good. They think that they can read. something
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  Speaker 2: out loud and sound natural like they're not reading and
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  Speaker 2: they can't do it. Listen to any ad that the
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  Speaker 2: local athlete does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. On your radio or TV. My name is blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Rob Gronkowski. I dare you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987. Time for
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  Speaker 1: your birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to sip a card like it's your birthday. And you
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  Speaker 1: know we don't give a fuck because.
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  Speaker 11: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Andrew Lincoln,
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  Speaker 2: the actor from The Walking Dead. who's 53 today, Kimberly
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  Speaker 2: Williams Paisley. She was Annie Banks in Father of the Bride,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm sure you've been watching a lot of lately, huh? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I have been.
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  Speaker 1: Just because I like it. And a lot of Hallmark movies.
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  Speaker 9: She is, and she's in According to Jim, and she's
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  Speaker 9: married to Brad Paisley!
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  Speaker 4: Look at her!
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  Speaker 1: She's living your best life. I know!
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  Speaker 2: That's the life I should have. She's 55 today.
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  Speaker 1: Same age, too. Emma Kenney.
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  Speaker 2: She was Debbie Gallagher on Shameless. She's 27. Jimmy Butler,
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  Speaker 2: the NBA all-star basketball player.
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  Speaker 1: He's 37.
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  Speaker 2: Deshaun Watson. He loves a good massage. Quarterback for the
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  Speaker 2: Cleveland Browns. He's 31. Nas, the hip-hop artist, is 53.
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  Speaker 2: And your porno birthday today is Melanie Monroe. And today's
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  Speaker 2: birthday girl, she's had more partners than a line dance
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  Speaker 2: in Oklahoma. 386 fine films, including Tappin' That White Ass,
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  Speaker 2: Volume 3.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: She was in I Love Your Soul Pole, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 2: Big Boobies and Booming Booties, Volume 1. She was in
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  Speaker 2: Sexting in the Rain. My coach stretches me out, volume one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Greasy Diner Anal Escapade.
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  Speaker 1: Ew. All right.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Anal For Thee But Not For He.
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  Speaker 1: That's rules. That sounds very highbrow. It does. So Shakespearean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Who Can Forget Her Unforgettable Role in
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  Speaker 2: Grown Woman Vagina Hits Different.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I bet.
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  Speaker 1: It just does. It just hits different.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been different. That's Melanie Monroe, who is 50
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  Speaker 2: years old today. And now it's your porno birthday and
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  Speaker 2: your Monday celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show. We'll
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  Speaker 2: take a quick break. More Woody Shows next.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on. The Woody Show, back in a bit. Ontario, California.
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  Speaker 5: Wednesday, September 16th. What's going on, everybody?
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  Speaker 1: It's Menace.
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  Speaker 12: Come meet up with me from 5 to 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 12: at San Joaquin Valley College. We've done this before. We're
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  Speaker 12: going to do it again. A ton of giveaways in Ontario.
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  Speaker 12: Show up to the front of the college. I'll be
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  Speaker 12: there from 5 to 7 p.m. We're talking about concert tickets,
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  Speaker 12: theme park tickets, and more. 4582 Ontario Mills Parkway in Ontario.
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  Speaker 12: In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back, everybody.
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  Speaker 13: Hey.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Woody, Greg, Metis, Gina, Grad. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Phones open 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 1: You can send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it.
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  Speaker 8: Is, man.
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  Speaker 2: There's just all this stuff piling up. Things I think
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  Speaker 2: would be of interest to little buddy. Stuff for Menace.
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  Speaker 2: First being that Pepsi is dropping this body care collection.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: So Pepsi Vanilla Slushy Body.
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  Speaker 1: Scrub, which sounds like Menace. And the Pepsi Wild Cherry
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  Speaker 1: Body Wash. Oh, I want to try that for sure.
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  Speaker 1: So Pepsi Flavor Scented?
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Who's buying this? Who wants a body wash that smells
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  Speaker 1: like Pepsi?
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  Speaker 3: At Target, for the longest time, they had Girl Scout
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  Speaker 3: cookie shampoo.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what you want?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You can find this on the TikTok shop. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Mountain Dew body wash, which I think I saw some
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  Speaker 2: of that sitting in Bort's studio over there.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Mountain Dew getting into the game. Everybody else, too.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Mountain Dew scented soap and body wash. For
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  Speaker 2: some reason, I'm picturing this smelling like Irish spring.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They say it smells exactly the way that Mountain Dew tastes.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. And this is at your favorite, Menace. It's at Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: Love it.
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  Speaker 2: Something else for little buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Pokemon celebrating their 30th anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: They're releasing a new collection of Crocs.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Now, for a minute, Menace was all over Crocs.
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  Speaker 5: I still wear them every day.
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  Speaker 1: You do?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just not at work.
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  Speaker 1: At home.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen you wear your Crocs with your gibbets
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  Speaker 2: here in a while.
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  Speaker 5: In a minute.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He had those, remember Greg, it was like, it was
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  Speaker 1: a big thing for a minute. It was. Wait, did
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  Speaker 1: you say 30 years of Pokemon? 30th anniversary of Pokemon.
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 5: They've been around for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I would have thought five years.
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  Speaker 2: And they're not just regular Crocs with a couple Pokemon
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  Speaker 2: charms slapped on them. Pikachu gets a bright yellow pair
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  Speaker 2: with his face and ears across the front, while Jengar-
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  Speaker 2: Gets a purple version with his giant creepy smile. Jigglypuff
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  Speaker 2: gets the fancy treatment with a pink platform version covered
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  Speaker 2: in stars and musical notes. It'll cost you about 85 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to sell the hell out of those Crocs
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, people like dumb stuff. Let's see. Menace. Yes. Some
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  Speaker 1: mall news.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Malls are struggling to get people through the doors, and
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  Speaker 2: their solution is to charge you to get closer to them.
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  Speaker 2: USA Today did a report on how more and more
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  Speaker 2: malls are now turning the parking spaces closest to the
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  Speaker 2: entrance into premium paid parking.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: That'll get people to go in. What? The polar opposite.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know a lot of malls that have valets.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this sounds like the airlines, like if you
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  Speaker 2: want either an aisle or a window seat, they charge
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  Speaker 2: you more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to cost you.
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  Speaker 3: But this doesn't sound like the struggling malls that are
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  Speaker 3: going to use this. It sounds like the ones that
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  Speaker 3: are just like- They're packed.
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  Speaker 1: Packed.
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  Speaker 2: But didn't they, I don't know, like didn't they, they
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  Speaker 2: started doing valet at a lot of malls.
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  Speaker 1: They do.
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  Speaker 5: They do.
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  Speaker 1: They have that. It's really the same thing. But that's counterproductive.
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  Speaker 1: We want more people. So let's charge for parking. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, well, look how well that turned out for
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  Speaker 2: all the casinos in Vegas.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 2: There used to be free parking for people there, and
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  Speaker 2: then they started charging, and that's the one. People bitch
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  Speaker 2: about that, I think, more than anything else.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, as long as you have the free option,
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  Speaker 3: it's cool. But, like, yeah, some of these malls that
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  Speaker 3: I go to, I mean, it's hard to find a
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  Speaker 3: parking space.
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  Speaker 2: One mall in New Jersey has 119 prime spots roped
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  Speaker 2: off where it costs $ 2. 45 for the first hour and
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  Speaker 2: another $ 2 for every half an hour after that. People
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: online are calling it another reason malls are dying. And
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: the mall owners say it's an amenity for convenience.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't. Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: It's never happened before. Anybody that says malls are dying
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: are the ones that are going to crappy malls.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Which are most of them.
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: No.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Most malls are crappy. You're insane. Okay. What draws me
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: to a mall is a restaurant. And then if there's
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: a wait for the table, then you kind of go
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to a few stores. So it's kind of a win-win.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: And the malls that I've gone to recently, they've all
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: been relatively crowded. And one more story here for a
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: little buddy.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Some new stats about how people feel about aliens.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, aliens, Bigfoot, he likes all this stuff.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: All right, so normal by the numbers, 54% of Gen
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Zers believe that aliens are out there. Only 23% of
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: boomers believe that, which is surprising.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be older people. Right.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: It's kind of 70s thought process. 37% said that the
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: government released records of the UFO sightings. That's what's made
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: them believe in aliens more.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they just released some more. Actually, like 4K
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: footage of they don't know what it is.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Obviously, UFO.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: It's a really good 4K grainy video.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: It's grainy video, but in 4K.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: This is like coming from the government.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: It's not some rando.
• 15:24
  Speaker 14: Sure.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: But just because it's that doesn't mean it's aliens.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but still. It's unidentified.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Overall, 55% said that if a UFO landed tomorrow, society
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: would not be ready. Oh, absolutely not.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: 17% would be fearful. That's it. All right. I'd be interested.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Take me.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And I would abort an apology, but I would abort
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: an apology. Oh, I would abort an apology. Yeah. Well,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: then I would abort it because I'd be proven right.
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: That it never happened. Yeah. Well, there you go. There's a,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of expenses. That's what I got, buddy.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I got to take you with me to a mall
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: on a weekend outside of the mall by your house,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: which is probably one of the worst in America.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's not just that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: So you can see like you can barely even move.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about all the malls from my life.
• 16:15
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: So all the malls growing up that I went to,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: they're all garbage. Now Quaker bridge mall, South Hills village
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. Um, you know, um, malls in St. Louis
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: where I lived for a long time, garbage, uh, and
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: yeah huh.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: What do you mean i'm laughing i'm giving you from
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: all different areas of the.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Country terrible places.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about i'm not saying that there's
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: not a mall that doesn't do i'm.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Saying there's good business there's several.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: There are several i just feel like i'm getting are
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: we talking two different languages uh yeah we are i
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: don't i don't think you're getting what i'm saying I
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: don't think you're acknowledging that. Yes. Okay.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I do acknowledge that there are some, but the majority
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: of malls are not what you're talking about. They're just not.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I know you have this thing and you love these malls,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: but anybody else in the room, you've been to other places.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You've been to malls. Are they all bumping and popping?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: The ones that I just said that he goes, the
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: one that I go.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: To is the one that he does.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Right. But the ones that I grew up with, yes,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: there are ghost towns. Correct. Absolute ghost towns.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: So all these articles, all these people that seem to
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: have the same opinion because they go to all these
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: malls and.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: They're not that great. They're not what they used to be.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: They're not all thriving. Correct. So, I mean, they all
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: must be wrong. Yeah. Maybe the aliens will like them all. Maybe.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: And we're into another new hour.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Woody, Greg, Roy, Dennis.
• 17:44
  Speaker 9: Hi.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Gina Grand.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: We got Jeff G.
• 17:47
  Speaker 11: Hello.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: What are your cheers and jeers, my friend? Oh, cheers
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: are so easy. Football is back, man. Football is back.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I went to you first.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man. What an unbelievable Sunday. My team lost. I'm
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: a Chargers fan, and they lost horribly, by the way.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: But that didn't ruin my day, man. The fact was
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: is that I had football for 10 hours straight, and
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I loved every minute of it, man. Food, beer, the
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: whole thing, and... Uh, my wife and kid left me alone,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: which is great.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's just you or do you
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: get together with people? You mean like a social thing?
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Yesterday was just me. Um, but yeah. And you know,
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: different occasions I'll have people over to the house or
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: whatever and barbecue. But yesterday it was just me and
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: that's just what I needed.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, your team did have the clip of social
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: media all day yesterday.
• 18:28
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, Justin Herbert's still winning. I mean, you know,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Madison beer jumping up and down when he makes it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's everything. Is that your hall pass chick?
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: Me?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Madison Beer, because you love her. I know that you
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: are born and obsessed with her. No, she wouldn't be
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: my Hal Pass chick, though.
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Who would be?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Gosh.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: If not Madison Beer, who would it be?
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: The chick from Obsession.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Yes, I would take her. She's strong top three.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Indy Navarrete or whatever?
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Indy Navarrete, yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I like her a lot. She's popping up everywhere. Yeah,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I like her. Is that your hall pass pick? There's
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a few.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: I have a long list, Woody. It would take too
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: much time.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Who's your wife's hall pass?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I think Bradley Cooper.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Good luck with that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Even after the facelift.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: See, you say good luck with that, but women have
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: the undisputable advantage when it comes to the hall pass because- Like,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: they're still women, right?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: And if they're awake.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: If they catch that celebrity and they go, sure thing,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: And they're like, huh, you know what? Why not? Let's
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: do it, right?
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I got an extra five minutes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Now, a guy walks up to his hall pass and
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: throws out that same offer.
• 19:30
  Speaker 17: He gets tased.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Exactly right. Police are being called.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: At that point, I just have to let her go,
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yep, exactly. All right, Menace, cheers and jeers.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Well, my cheers is that I just got to hang
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: out at the pool and that was super fun and uh,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: do a lot of home projects and get those cleared up.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: My cheers though, is my dog. I've been talking about
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: it for a while. My dog has been going through, uh,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: cancer treatments for about a year and a half and
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: she's been doing great, but this past week, man, just,
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: it's pretty brutal. So, um, just trying to get through
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: that and, uh, take care of her and, you know, just, uh,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Pretty old, though.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: For that breed, too, right?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's 12 years old.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You know, for a French Bulldog, that's pretty good. They
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: could live, like, 14, 16 years. We got, again, this
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: cancer treatment that probably gave her another year and a
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: half of, like, good life, so that's good.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: And what is it? What is it called? Do you know?
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: The type of cancer that she has?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: No, no, the treatment.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, she's been getting, like, this pill treatment, but
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: they've they've talked about maybe giving her some radiation type treatments.
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: But it's a treatment at home or you have to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: take her in.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I have to take her in.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: So wait, which one's the one that you say has
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: extended by a year? It's the pill treatment. I don't
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: know exactly what the pill treatment is.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Um, can people take it? That sounds pretty good.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: A pill treatment. Uh, I honestly, I don't know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: Dr.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: There's all kinds of stuff for cancer. You know, now
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: things that were, I mean, five years ago weren't even
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: like a blur.
• 21:02
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: It's amazing how quickly a lot of that stuff is developing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, for both, for people, for animals.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: So I did take her into an emergency room the
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: other day and they were just like shocked on how
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: much that the treatment like extended her life.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Find out the name because I know a lot of
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: people are going to be asking, hey, can you find out?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: So many people I know. I will, for sure. It
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: seems like every dog ends up with cancer. It does
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: seem that way. And I remember when Menace got this dog,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and I held her in the palm of my hand.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: She was like the size of a hamster. I know.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So sweet.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: And then weekend, cheers and jeers.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 21:38
  Speaker 17: Okay, so my cheers.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: goes out to eating.
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: A buffet style meal at home, which I've never done.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Before, but it was fat Sammy guys.
• 21:49
  Speaker 18: It was with a group of people.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: It's a whole new life.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: What if we can bring a buffet? Let's do it here.
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, we're really sleeping on this because I've never,
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: I mean, I've never thought of doing this. You go
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: in the fridge, of course, and grab random things just
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: if you're hungry and it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Might not go together.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: But making a meal with the purpose of it all
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: being fresh and being so random is amazing.
• 22:13
  Speaker 18: We had homemade pizza.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Is that a potluck? Isn't that like every house party? Right.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a potluck. Yeah. Like where people bring
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: different things. It's not like there's a theme. No, no.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Is there one person that provided all the food or
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: did multiple people?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: No, it was not a potluck. It was one person
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: there cooking the food. We had homemade pizzas. We had sausage,
• 22:33
  Speaker 9: corn on the cob, chicken, like a salad, macaroni and cheese,
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: baked potatoes. I mean, it was so much food and
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: there was like six of us there.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 22:39
  Speaker 18: Like there wasn't a ton.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: While they knew you were coming.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: And it ruled.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: That's called a golden corral.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They have a chocolate fountain. Yeah, right. At home. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Just start making random dishes that you enjoy and have
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: it be your meal.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. Just do that.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: They don't need to go together.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: That's my mother-in-law, dude.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Like, she just puts out random stuff. Out on the
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: kitchen counter. She'll throw a package of lunch meat out there.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: There'll be some olives. Then she's making something over on
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: the stove, like eggs or something. Like, what are we
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: doing here?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: And then you just cook what you want. Always a salad.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: There's always a salad.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: She'll put a salad out, which, you know, making salads
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: at home never hit the same as when you get
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: them when you're out.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Beth's like, what's a salad? Remember salad, Sammy? No.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, we forgot to get Jeff's. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: know you got to get to your jeers.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: But we forgot to get Jeff's jeers. Oh, my jeers
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: are really easy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: We heard about football and Madison Beer and hall passes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: So why are doctors and dentists always late? It drives
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: me nuts, man. I went to a couple appointments recently
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: in the last week, and I'll get there 10 minutes
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: before my appointment, and they make me wait half hour
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: after my appointment. And it's not particular to any doctor
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: or dentist, but it's just like- You guys got to
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: figure this out because it's just like people are on
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: a clock. We got stuff to do.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: We got families. We got work.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: And if you're late, they'll just cancel your appointment.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: And charge you a hundred bucks.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: So doctors, dentists, get it together. You guys are my jeers.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And why does it take months to get an appointment?
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: That part too. That's crazy.
• 24:10
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I told you, man, like trying to make an appointment
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: with an HVAC company is next to impossible.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: That's worse.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: There's so many. You got to know a guy. Contractors
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that just. apparently don't want money.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of opportunity in the trades. You
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: keep hearing about that. So plumbers, electricians, there's way more
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: work than there are plumbers and electricians. And as these,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: the actual boomers, as that generation starts to retire, there's
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: really nobody coming up behind them. You know, there are some,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: but I mean, it's going to get worse and worse
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: trying to get a plumber or an electrician or an
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: HVAC or any of these tradesmen.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: So make that money.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, so much opportunity there. You know, if you can,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: you know, People think like, oh, well, I don't want
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: to be a, it's not glamorous, right?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm a plumber. But dude, they're making bank.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You know what is glamorous?
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Their house and their car.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And going on vacation every year.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, exactly.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, look at this beat up truck. Yeah, that's
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the work truck.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Right. They don't care about that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: What do you see what they're getting in when they're
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: done with work for the day? Yeah, they're killing it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: But yeah, the whole waiting for, they cancel at the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: last minute or they don't call you back. Although Greg
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: does love a wait at a restaurant, but that's restaurant only.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Restaurant only. Even if I have a reservation, let's wait
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: for half an hour.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Have a drink.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Have a drink. The worst are the windows. Oh, noon
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to four. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: And then they don't show up.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Because it's always either noon or four. It's never somewhere
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: in the middle.
• 25:36
  Speaker 12: No.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And I have a bone to pick with Amazon. They
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: seem to be acting like doctors lately where you buy
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: something and they say, you'll get it tomorrow. The minute
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you buy it. Actually, we mean next Thursday.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: That just happened to me too.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Constantly.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: They've been doing that lately.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And what's your jeers, champ?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Chammy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's your jeers, champ? What's your jeers, Sammy?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: My jeers is that I was on a flight. with
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: a bunch of people who were coming home from Burning Man.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: They were stinky.
• 26:08
  Speaker 17: They were dirty.
• 26:10
  Speaker 18: They hadn't showered in days. They had dust from the
• 26:12
  Speaker 18: playa all over them.
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: Even the luggage that came out had dust all over it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 18: You're seeing it come out with your luggage that now
• 26:19
  Speaker 18: has dust all over it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: And you're like, can we make rules and make them
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: shower before they get on flights and clean their crap?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Dude, I see and hear about things from Burning Man... for,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, years.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, years. None of it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: There's not ever been one thing where I go, all right,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: that sounds kind of appealing.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: There's nothing about it that seems appealing.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: A dust storm with dirty hippies.
• 26:39
  Speaker 17: Yeah. It's disgusting.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: And the truth of it is, I don't know that
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: these people shower regularly anyways.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know that Burning Man had.
• 26:49
  Speaker 18: Anything to do with it. It was just a concentrated
• 26:51
  Speaker 18: amount of people on the flight.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Just dust bags. 877-44-WOODY.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. We'll take a
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: quick break. More Woody shows next within the trending news headlines.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Hang on. The Woody Show will be right back. Not
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the name of the mascot, per se. Yeah. Per se? Ooh,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: that's fancy. Yeah, per se is always fancy. I love
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: some per se.
• 27:17
  Speaker 19: That's a nice.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Croissant there, per se.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll go over.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: To Gina Grand for the trending news headlines.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, this weekend was all about the NFL regular season
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: kicking off. Last night on Sunday Night Football, the Giants
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: beat Dallas 28-20.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: See, another team that everybody was glazing, man.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: The Cowboys.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Like, why anybody would ever jump on the Cowboys bandwagon
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: out of the gate?
• 27:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Based on what we've seen over, you know, most of
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: recent history, right?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 20 years. What are you doing?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Well, like Rams, you know, all these teams that everybody
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, now it's week one. There's no reason
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: to overreact.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: To week one. They got to shake the dust off.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Still kind of, you know.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: When you watch it and all the people who are
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: supposed to be the experts and they get everything so wrong.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: That's fun. That's my favorite. I do enjoy that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I love listening to that.
• 28:12
  Speaker 18: I still thought they would beat the Giants, though.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I wasn't quite sure just because, you know, Harbaugh, he's
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: a good guy as much as I hate him as
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: a Steelers fan because of all his years with the Ravens.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He's still a good coach. You know what I mean?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: So he's going to get the best out of whatever
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: players he's got.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: He's that kind of coach.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Of course, yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: His brother was supposed to do the same for my Chargers,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: and how's that going?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: And the cowboy's going to cowboy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yes. Until proven otherwise.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Well, week one wraps up tonight with Denver at Kansas
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: City on Monday Night Football. The biggest winner, though, has
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: to be Caleb Williams and the Bears. They put up
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: nearly 60 points, crushing Carolina 59-37. And the biggest losers
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: of week one, obviously, Rams, who not only lost their
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: game to the Niners, but who lost Miles Garrett to
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: the IR. He's got to have surgery on his knee, right?
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: And second losers, the Chargers. They lost to Arizona. The
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: team that Woody predicts to finish the season with the
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: worst record in the NFL.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was shocking.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Well, the only win for the Chargers fans is the
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: video of Justin Herbert's fiancée, you know, Jeff's girl, Madison Beer,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: bouncing up and down, cheering him on. So everybody won there.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: And investigators think they know what killed Hayden Panettiere. She
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: apparently died after taking a black market oxycodone pill that
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: was laced with fentanyl. Cops say that Hayden had a
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: longtime dealer in L.A. who allegedly supplied her with a
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: bunch of prescription drugs. and they think she took the
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: fatal pill the morning she died in South Carolina. So
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: her boyfriend tried giving her Narcan before paramedics arrived, but
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: that didn't work. The DEA is trying to trace that
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: pill back to the person who sold it to her. Now,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: toxicology results are still pending, so this is the investigator's
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: theory that rather than the official cause of death, but
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: sounds pretty reasonable.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Well, when you're taking unprescribed oxycodone, it's laced with fentanyl.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's a pretty safe bet.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: What chance do you have?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm putting fentanyl on the same list as cryptocurrency
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: for me. I will never understand it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You can be... A speck of dust of size of
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that will kill you. In the room.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the room with you.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: But you can also be a dealer and have a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: ton of it. I just don't get it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I know. Maybe it's all about the saran wrap.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I guess so. Or the way it gets into your system.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Well, it just, yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: There was all that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Fear-mongering over, you know, don't pick up a dollar bill
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: if you see it on the ground.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Because there could be like one little fleck of fentanyl
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: on it and then you could, that could kill you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Still taking that chance. Or duty. Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Or you hear about, you know, cops who are busting somebody.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Right. They're just in the same room with it. Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But then you hear about other people who.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Not a big deal.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have a backpack full.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: How can you put any of it in a joint
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: or something or laced with whatever, oxycodone?
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Without dying immediately.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: So not getting.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: It's probably the way they cut it up. You know,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: the dealers and all that stuff. Some is more potent
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: because it's not diluted. So that's probably the case.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: But to Greg's point, how are the dealers cutting it up?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how is anybody in the same room? But Greg,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I do take.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Quite a bit of pride in not knowing certain things
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: when it comes to drugs.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm glad I'm not like some kind of like
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: well-versed expert.
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: Totally.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It makes me feel better about myself. Even stuff I've
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: been explained, I still don't get. Like, I still don't
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: get what an eight ball is.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: You're committed to not knowing what an.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Eight ball is.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: What about a speedball?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Don't know.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Well, the one juror who refused to acquit Lindsay Clancy
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: by reason of insanity and ended up forcing a mistrial,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: by the way, now has people raising money for him.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: It's a fundraiser called Give, Send, Go. That's a new
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: one to me. It's called Stand with the Juror. And
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: it has already brought in more than $ 70, 000 out of
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: $ 100, 000 to help cover security lawyers and lost wages.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I would love to give money to this
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: guy because I feel bad for him. I mean, nobody
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: wants to be on jury duty, right? So you get called,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: you spend all this time, and now you're the one person,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: everybody's trying to dox, everybody's trying to figure out who
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: this is. So part of me thinks that this GoFundMe
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: thing It's to.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Bring him out of hiding. Like, oh, there's all this money. Like, oh,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: this is how we're going to find out who this
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: guy is.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Come claim your lottery ticket.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Everybody's so desperate because they want to burn this guy
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: to the ground.
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: Huh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I never thought of it that way. Look, he did
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: what he was supposed to do as a juror. If
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: he didn't feel that way... Well, that's what they're saying.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Just because he's an idiot doesn't mean.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they said he was on his phone a lot.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: He wasn't really participating. Like, I don't know.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, did the mob get to him?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Like, why is this guy being such a holdout? I
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: don't know if we'll ever know the answer to that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Because he's going to get... Like what he said, he's
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: going to get doxxed like crazy.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Well, the jury was deadlocked 11 to 1 after more
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: than 38 hours of deliberations. And now a bunch of
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: the other jurors have come out accusing him of, like
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: I said, ignoring reasonable doubt, refusing to back up his
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: position with evidence. And Clancy's attorney apparently even tried to
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: have him removed during deliberations, but the judge kept him on.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He was put there by God. Yeah, a force majeure.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He was put there by God because God's like, wait,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: hold on. You mean these other people are going to
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: let this woman get away with strangling her kids? No,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the other way around.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: It's the other way around. I mean, he was the
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: one I was.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. That's why I'm calling it me. No, no, no.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like the God put him on
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: that jury to make it so it's this way.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, wait a minute.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: These other jurors are going to make it so she's
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: not guilty by reason of insanity.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think that was.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But that's yes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: But now it's a mistrial. So it's even better for her.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: She could have gone to a hospital for the rest
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: of her life, or she could just walk out with
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: a mistrial.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to retry her. Oh, for sure. They've
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: got to retry her. I thought that was automatic in
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: a long jury. Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 18: And did you see the husband came out?
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: Because all these people on TikTok and other stuff, they
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: were all saying that he did it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 18: He actually murdered the kids, all the conspiracy theories.
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: And he filed a defamation of character lawsuit with all
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: this stuff. So her lawyers had to come out and
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: say he didn't do it. So that because everyone know
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: there was so many.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Theories on that. But for the trial, that wasn't even
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: on the table.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 12: No, I know.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They said since the beginning that it wasn't him. Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: But they kept on social media. You let those hens online.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: But you guys, TikTok.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Well, some of the biggest names in artificial intelligence are
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: now thinking maybe they should pump the brakes a little bit.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: One of the AI employees– one for AI, rather, employee
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Jacob Coxon, he quit Anthropic last week and says AI
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: companies are rushing to improve superintelligence without enough safeguards. He
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: even says he believes AI could potentially kill all of
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: us by the end of the decade.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I saw that headline.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: It's a pretty catchy headline.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Anderson Cooper, right? Yeah. Okay.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: So Anderson Cooper was interviewing this other dude, this AI expert.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: And he was asked about this whole thing about can AI, well,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: here's the clip.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: He sounds like Mike the Showkiller.
• 35:00
  Speaker 20: The people building AI earnestly believe AI could kill all humans.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I personally think it is greater than 10% chance within
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the next decade.
• 35:08
  Speaker 20: Do you believe that AI could kill all humans? So,
• 35:12
  Speaker 20: you know, I, I, you know, it's, it's funny, I,
• 35:15
  Speaker 20: I agree with, you know, and, and, and it's, it's,
• 35:18
  Speaker 20: you know, it's, it's, you know, now, now I, I,
• 35:20
  Speaker 20: you know, I, I, I think I already said, you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 20: these sort of, I, I, you know, I think there's
• 35:25
  Speaker 20: some chance that things go wrong.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: But, you know, but, you know, but, but, but it's not,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: it's not all that high. Yeah. Oh, my effing God.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: That's not real.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: You doctored that. I did doctor it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I cut out the rest of his point because he
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: was eye-eyeing it a lot. That's all I heard because
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Jeff was over there listening to this interview.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I go, who the hell is this guy? Sounds like
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Mike the show killer. His voice twig.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: And I got no more clear of an understanding what
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: the hell is going on.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, you know. The next decade.
• 36:01
  Speaker 20: Do you believe that AI could kill all humans? So,
• 36:05
  Speaker 20: you know, I, you know, it's funny. I agree with,
• 36:09
  Speaker 20: you know, and it's, you know, it's, you know, now I,
• 36:13
  Speaker 20: you know, I think I already said, you know, these
• 36:16
  Speaker 20: sort of, I, you know, I think there's some chance
• 36:18
  Speaker 20: that things go wrong, but, you know, but, you know,
• 36:22
  Speaker 20: but it's not all that high.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I get it now.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Crystal clear.
• 36:27
  Speaker 18: Well, I feel better.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: We'll wrap up with a quick look at what the
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: movies are doing in the theaters this week. After six
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: straight weekends at number one, Spider-Man finally knocked out of
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: the top spot with Sammy.
• 36:40
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Practical Magic 2. Heck yes. That debuted at number one
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: with $ 30 million.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: What's that about?
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: Well, Practical Magic, there was already a first movie and
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: then the second one. It's obviously about witches, Sandra Bullock
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: and Nicole Kidman, and they are witches.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Ask your daughter. Right, yes.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not on your radar.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So this is the sequel.
• 36:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I went to the movies this weekend and there were
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: nothing but like Gen X and millennial women all together
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: on like a girl's day out watching the movie.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It was all for Practical Magic, dude. Is it for kids? No.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: It's like women in their 30s.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I always got Practical Magic and Hocus Pocus mixed up
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: and I've never seen either one.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Are they different? Not even close. What did you go see?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I went and saw Runner with Owen Wilson and some
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: buff-ass action dude.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: It was good. Was he hot?
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Did you get extra butter on your popcorn?
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: I did. I had a hole in the bottom of
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: my bucket, too.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Gina Grad.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Basic means you will go with the most basic popular
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: option and you have no thoughts.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Or originality in your brain. You just go for what
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: everyone else is doing. The Woody Show. All right, welcome back, everybody. Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I saw this while we were gone. I thought this
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: was pretty funny, this story. South Park's new season.
• 38:01
  Speaker 14: The creators of South Park have announced a name change
• 38:04
  Speaker 14: ahead of their new season. Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
• 38:07
  Speaker 14: in an apparent nod to President Trump's penchant for renaming
• 38:10
  Speaker 14: things America, say they will do the same. Quote, we
• 38:14
  Speaker 14: are changing the name of South Park to South America.
• 38:17
  Speaker 14: Season 29 of South America starts on the 16th on
• 38:21
  Speaker 14: Comedy Central and Paramount +.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Love it. It's so great.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: It's so them.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's good. Just get high and start writing stuff.
• 38:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Make a billion dollars. So fun. Oh, my God. Their
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: deal is insane. Awesome. Also, I kept seeing a lot
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: about this story where these dudes, they dug into these televisions,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: these smart TVs, and they showed what they found about how,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I think it was LG.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Was that the brand that they were using their demonstration for?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: But they said it's for basically all of them. All
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: these smart TVs are doing the same thing where even
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: when the TV is off and disconnected from the internet,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: it is still listening to everything that's happening. There's microphones.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It's transcribing everything in plain text.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they were able to get in there and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: show you. If you go online, there's tons of videos
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: When it's off and disconnected.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So what happens is even if it's disconnected from the network,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: like it's not set up on your Wi-Fi, no Ethernet. Greg,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: that's the cable, the hard wire into your Internet.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: That's the yellow one.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be different colors.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so what would happen is it would collect everything,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and then the next time it connected to it, the
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: next time you set it up for something, or connected
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: it to the network, then it would send. What the
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: manufacturers do, according to their research, and they have video
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff to show everybody what's going on,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: is if there's a public Wi-Fi that becomes available to
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: the TV, it will connect to that and then send
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: all the information. Because that's one of the reasons that
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: the TVs have been getting so inexpensive. is because the
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: TV companies, LG and all the other ones, all the same,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: they're all making money by selling your data. That's how
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: it knows what you're watching, what you're talking about. And
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: they pointed out in one of the articles, every remote
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: now has where you could talk into it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I love that feature.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, the reason they did that is not for convenience.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: It's to put a microphone closer to where you are.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: This feels very conspiracy theory.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: I don't like this.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Watch the video, dude.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: No, I don't like this. Video's out there, and now
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: LG has gone on the defensive against this, and they
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: issued a statement saying that their products continuously record or
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: transmit users' conversations. LG says their products only record voices...
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: when users state a quote wake word, but wake word or,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: or hit a corresponding voice AI button on a remote control.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: So this guy named Palmer lucky, he's the guy that
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: invented the Oculus. And now he has this military defense company.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: He's been like talking about this for, I would say
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: probably a year and a half now because everybody, you know,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: is afraid of everything. And he's been calling out, the
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: televisions since the beginning. And he says, they also like,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: they take frame by frame copies of like everything.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: That you're watching.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: So like Samsung, even if you plug in an HDMI
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: and you're streaming it from something else, it'll know exactly
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: what you're watching and send that information out and they'll
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: sell that information.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Get off my D.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I have Samsung TVs in my house. And so there's
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: a fingerprinting switch, it's called. So you would go home, settings,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: all setting and privacy choices. You turn off viewing information services.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: And that's the one stopping the screen fingerprinting right there
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: at the source, right? If you have Vizio, because a
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: friend of mine has Vizio TVs.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I think that's what I have.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's the same kind of thing. There was another one
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: where they named it something that sounds like it would
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: be a benefit. So if you just saw it in
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: a menu, you wouldn't automatically turn it off. You would
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: leave that on, but that's the data collection part or
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the listening on the conversation. But it was really interesting
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: because in the video, they unplugged the TV from the Ethernet.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: They were like, all right, so he's now showing that
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: it's not connected. It's a lost network connection. He goes,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: but we're still talking and we're still having a conversation, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: then they plug it back in. And that whole part
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: of the conversation showed up on the screen that was
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: mirroring what was being read by, by the TV.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like to think that out of the hundreds
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: of millions of people and TVs out there, that they're
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: really not reading my transcripts. You know, like, who's looking
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: at that? I see some pretty crazy things in front
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: of that TV. Well, think about this.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: There's nobody, not a person, sitting there doing it. But
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: with AI and everything else, everything is being monitored. So
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: what could happen is that even things that aren't necessarily
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: a thing get flagged. Like, kind of like you post
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: something innocuous on social media. but they always have these
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: AI things that are screening for different menace noses more
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: than anybody.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: And you're like, wait, hold on there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Or the carton arcs thing, you know, will automatically get
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: flagged as like bullying.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Nobody's getting a physical person.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: But then it gets sent to maybe an authority, go
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: look into it. And so I don't, I don't know, man,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: it's this big police state kind of thing, which is
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: really annoying. And the fact that, you know, you're having
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: these private conversations in your home about things that are,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: you know, uh, you know, social security numbers and.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: These different, uh, That's why my biggest advice is just
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: shut up. I mean, if you're doing anything crazy.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Don't speak in your own home.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Why don't we go in a different room away from
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: the TV?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go stand out in a field somewhere. I don't
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: know because like every single device, if you watch it,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: everything is about.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Recording you now.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Like if you go to the doctor's office, the second thing,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: the first thing they do now is turn on their
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: iPad and record everything. Everything being said is being recorded.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Can they do that?
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: That's not very helpful.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they ask you.
• 44:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they ask you.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: They just did it when we brought the dog in
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: for her surgery.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: For a dog?
• 44:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they did the same thing.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the new Apple Watch actually can go back
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: 10 seconds. And if you forget to turn on a
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: recording to record previously what you're saying and a whole
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: conversation right on your watch. See, guys, convenience.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's so awesome. It's life-changing. Yeah. Not going to give
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: up the smart TV, though.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: My question, let's just say for the sake of argument,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: somebody wanted to try to get you on something. I
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: know in a lot of states, there has to be
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: some kind of notification that you are being recorded.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, awareness.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So that stuff technically couldn't be used against you. True.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Well, it could be used against you in the court
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: of public opinion, but yeah, like going after you.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like from a straight legal sense, if that's what
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: you're worried about.
• 44:56
  Speaker 18: But isn't it in the terms and conditions that nobody reads?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: You kept it on because it sounded like a good thing,
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: so that's on you.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: That is also true. Maybe you agree to it. We've
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: updated your terms of service.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I've never once clicked on those.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm just trying to watch Breaking Bad.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's something that you have That you don't
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: want out there. And it's like living on your iCloud
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: or your email or something.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Or in your brain. Yeah, you're just thinking it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Dude, there was something that I was thinking about. Didn't
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: even type it or anything. And it like this one video.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: And then I open up my phone.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: It's there. It's there.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Like it's so random.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: But I'm just saying like if there's something in your
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: email or in your iCloud or something that you don't
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: want out there.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: It's no longer secure with AI. See, I'm watching all
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: this stuff and I'm reading all this stuff. And I've
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: never been super paranoid about stuff like that. But I
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: told you before, I don't even talk to myself anymore
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: out loud.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Because God knows how that could end up. People in radio,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: we talk about it all the time. The rules of
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: what you can and can't say, they all go, well,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: how would it look in print? Because when you say something,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: there's inflection. You could pick up a tone. You could say,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: if something is tongue-in-cheek.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: There's context.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Right, there's more context to it, but when it's in
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: black and white, and that's the thing. It's not about
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, it's about, well, how would this look
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: in writing? It gets you crazy. It gets you nuts.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: You're talking about something that you just thought.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: Well, they're saying, too, with ChatGPT, people who are just
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: talking to it, not telling them anything necessarily personal about themselves,
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: it can predict what age you are, what gender you are,
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: so much about you. And they're saying to ask ChatGPT, like,
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: what do you know about me? And they'll– I mean,
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: it will tell.
• 46:45
  Speaker 18: You and give you a full thing.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And you've never even told it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: So I– I was watching whatever it was. I had
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: a question like, Oh, that's interesting. I wonder how, you know,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: just Google it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Totally. Now I won't even, if it has anything to
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: do with any kind.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Of like criminal or uh you know uh legal anything
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: that could potentially be trouble i don't even google it
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: i'm like you know what i'll stay ignorant because i
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: don't want to be like well uh we look through
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: what is a google search and he just so happened
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: like so he googled every murder it would be a
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: coincidence and i had to go no no i was
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: watching you know this dateline thing i was watching something
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: on the news and i wondered how that would affect.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah like the the Lindsay Clancy thing.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I was looking at, I had some questions.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I'd be going away forever. Dude, that's, it's made me
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: that paranoid.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: It's made me that nuts. Any crime documentary, I'm Googling. Yeah,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I mean. What happened to this person?
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Very dark stuff.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Were they guilty? Oh, yeah.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: It gets even crazier with, when you step into the
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: AI agents things that they have too, where you're basically
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: like making assistance. Like I was playing around with it
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: the other day and I was just like working on
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: some ideas and, And then it goes, oh, let me
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: go ahead and build that for you. I didn't even
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: ask it to build it for me. It built me
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: this entire website without even asking me for approval. And
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: so here you go. And I'm like, well, what about
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: if it put.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Out a website I didn't want to put out there
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: and then made it live?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: And then my name's.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Attached to it. Exactly right. Yeah. It's insane. So I think.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Because AI with videos and not knowing what's real, what's
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: not real, they're talking about the rise of influencers who
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: aren't even people.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: It's just an AI-generated person. It's not a real person. Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: And what they're saying aren't real things.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: This is what social media has become. And they're showing–
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: and it could be interesting. Greg, this could be the answer.
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: Uh-huh.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Because more and more people are just moving away from
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: social media and going, well, you know what? It's all
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: BS anyway. It's fake news. It's fake people. It's fake videos.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: The times suck. It's not worth it. Right.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And so this could be, not the death.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: But it could be a major blow to social media
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and how people are so social media obsessed. I wish
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: we could do that.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: So if we're looking for the silver lining in all
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: this craziness, that could be it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I do want to do that social experiment where nobody
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: has access to it for one week and see how
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the world changes. Yeah. Well, let's start with one day.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Well, remember when TikTok wasn't available for a day?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Like, people still lived.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: People survived.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can't believe anything you see on there.
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: No.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You know, half of it's made up anyway.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: There's other ways to communicate and share photos with your
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: friends and family.
• 49:30
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, physical items, dude, are like coming back.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Like crazy.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Love it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: So this could be it. This could be where they
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: all start getting crushed.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Let's kill social media and let's kill the touch screen
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: and bring back knobs. Yes, do it! You know, Greg
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: likes a good knob. I like knobs.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: These prices are insane.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Cheers and jeers. Greg Gorey, cheers to my dog Callie
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: for turning 11 and having an awesome birthday. She got
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: her annual meatloaf, although I didn't shave it like a
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: bone this time around. It just wasn't working out. And
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: we camped, which means we slept in the guest room
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: with her. That's the only bed she's allowed on. So
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: cheers to Callie, the best dog on planet Earth. Cheers. Cheers.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: So what all does that entail?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Going into the guest room and laying a blanket on
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: top of the bed that she's allowed to lie on.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: So she can't snuggle up in the bed.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: No, no.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: But that's it. And then. We camped. So you spent
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: the night in there as well. Oh, yeah. Both of us.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: They glamped.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: With her in the middle. It was just so sweet.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: She's the best. Cheers to Woody and Seabass and any
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: other non-believer in ghosts. Because there's only one explanation for this.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I was hanging out with my parents in their home office,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: which used to be my brother's bedroom. Looking at a
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: photo on the shelf here and there and just kind
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: of looking at stuff. And then the next morning... In
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: the middle of the floor was a photo on one
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: side is me, on the other side is my brother.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: In a frame that is at a 45 degree angle,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: as solid as can be. It's not like a breeze
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: blew it off the shelf. And it's in the middle
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: of the room on the floor the next morning. What?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Was anything else knocked over? No, just a picture of
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: me and a picture of my brother.
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: Weird.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: In a frame, not like floating down in a photograph.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a piece of paper that you walked by
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: and it wafted onto the floor. Look, Greg. This has
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to be a ghost. Now you set this up. This
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: is absolute proof of it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Saying I wouldn't believe. I'm not saying I don't believe.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: But what does this prove or show or tell you?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That it's a ghost. And my brother was trying to visit.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: My brother was communicating because he's no longer of this earth.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: And he was saying, oh, look, Greg's hanging out with
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: mom and dad. I'm going to make myself known, too,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: and launch this picture off a shelf five feet and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: it lands in the middle of a floor. I'm on board.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Do you think your ghost brother doesn't think that you
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: remember him?
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: No.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Does he know that you hate picking things up?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Stop putting words in Ghost Brother's mouth.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: We don't know how they try to communicate with us.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: This has got to be just one small gesture. Why
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: is it always things for Greg? You hear other people,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: they have visions of something. But why is it for
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Greg where everything is thrown across the room? Yes, that's
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: what I was about to bring up. That's a good question, Woody.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Why am I a victim of things being thrown?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I have a slight theory, Greg. After you have had
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: a couple of drinks all night, Do you think maybe
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: at the end of the night, you maybe knock something
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: over and then the next morning you see it?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yes. I walked into my parents' home office, grabbed a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: picture and just tossed it onto the floor. No, I
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: don't think that for one second. I did not get wasted.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I did not get drunk. I believe in ghosts. I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: saw a ghost as well, Greg. That's why I didn't
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: include you.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: But we do know that Greg will hit things. You
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: fell into an elevator.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I only went into that room one time in the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: middle of the day. I never went back into that room.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Did you ask your parents if they moved it? Did
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: you check with them?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: My mom came running to me and she said, did
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you take stuff off this shelf? I said, no, I
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: didn't touch a damn thing. I was in there for
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: five minutes. Wait, so your mom's the one that discovered it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: She's the one that found it. She moved it. No,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: she did not. She's playing with you. Okay.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, that sounds reasonable.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: If I had a dumb kid, I would do that.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I'd be messing with them all the time.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: That's why your jeers stands.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I promise you. Exactly. Thank you for reinforcing my jeers
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to the non-believers. I promise you, my mom did not
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: do it. Question.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't your brother choose a family picture?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: He was talking to Greg. He was only saying hi
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: to me. Was he telling Greg his next? He was
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: only saying hi to me. And he saw that I
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: was visiting my parents.
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: And hanging out. Thank you. And he wanted himself to
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: be part of the group, so he launched this picture
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: into the middle of a room. It was not the wind.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he have placed it on your bed? He's lazy. Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: he's too far away.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: That's my other question.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: I'm team ghost, but how come ghosts can only do
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: things like slightly knock stuff off in ways that other way...
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: Like Woody said, why would they place it on your
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: bed and write a message on.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: It or something?
• 54:02
  Speaker 18: It takes a lot of energy to do things like that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have telekinesis.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: It's called psychic energy. Right. And you can't just lift
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: things and carry them to another area. You can just
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: knock them over. But you can have a gust. It's inexplicable.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: But hey, at least we have definitive proof. Yes. I.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: This is where I struggle. I love Greg so much,
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: and I want to, I feel like when Gina talks
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: about how she wants to believe, I want to believe
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: this for you.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: What could it possibly be of this world to explain this?
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: If it was anybody else, I'm saying if it was
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: anybody else, be like, get out of here, you made
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: that up, you didn't find anything in the middle of
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: the room. I would believe that that never really happened.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: You never really found this picture in the middle of
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: the room. Now, the fact that it's Greg, I do
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: believe that it was in the middle of the room,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: but I'm now more apt to believe that your mom
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: really did put it in the middle though.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Why would she do that to him?
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: No way.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think his mom would do that. I'm going
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: with the drunk theory. I'm saying that is the most...
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't go into that room.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying for me in my brain, that is
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the most reasonable explanation. I'm not thinking that she... I
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: don't think that she would do that either, but that
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: would be the most reasonable explanation for it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: Well, the most reasonable would be house settling, minor earthquake,
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: someone bumps into a doorframe.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: But just that one photo, nothing... You know how... you know,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: older parents are kind of cluttery. Their bookshelves are just
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: packed with photos and trinkets and books and stuff. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: it's that one photo.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: That's also confirmation bias because when the rando book falls
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: on the ground, someone will just pick it up and
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: put it back.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: But there was nothing else there. Not this time, obviously.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: But I don't know that I'm constantly finding random stuff
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: on the floor. I don't know.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Well, other than like my kid who is typically, you know,
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: with something, playing with something, leaving it, not putting it
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: back where it goes. But I'm saying, in my adult life,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I've never had something... just be in the middle of
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: a floor or.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: On the ground. It's strange. Clearly, this means no ghosts
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: in my life. It's happened to me probably like five
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: times in my life.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just not as enchanted as Greg is.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Have you not seen the movie Ghost? They can only
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: hit things. They can't pick them up. I have not
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: seen that movie. I guess I've got to watch that classic.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Of all people. I know, right? I heard it's really sweet.
• 56:14
  Speaker 16: How?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: How is that possible?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I know, it's a good question.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: It's a very awe-bait movie.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Here's how you don't watch it. Greg, don't pay attention
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: to these idiots. I believe you 100%. We're the idiots. Well,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, we have the proof.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Again, I really want to.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: In my heart, I want to believe Greg.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Same.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: My brain won't allow it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I want you to believe in your heart that my
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: mom would not necessarily. No, no, no. I don't think that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: Again.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: It was not a drunken knock things over.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Did you have alcohol that day?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Of course. I was awake. Of course.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: To be clear, I don't think your mom actually did it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Right. That is the most reasonable explanation.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: He's giving an example of where his brain goes out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But yeah, this was, it was bizarre.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: All right, Seabass, cheers and jeers.
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: Well, cheers to the Walmart I went to that finally
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: put their foot down and they put all the stupid
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: Pokemon cards and Yu-Gi-Oh and all the other dumb crap
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: that all these middle-aged men are buying behind the counter
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: at customer service and a big sign that said, maximum
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: two per day per person.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Exactly. This sucks.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: And I stopped, and I congratulated the old lady that
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: was working right there. Thank you guys for doing that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: She said, oh, I know. These men come in here,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: and they want to buy all the stupid cars.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I saw a woman dressed very professionally yesterday at the
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: grocery store. They have one of those Pokemon machines in there.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: And she was just camped out there. And I go,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: here's a woman who does not look like a loser.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Very professionally dressed. Looked like she... like a manager of
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: an office or something. That's her Pokemon costume. I don't know.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I did hear a term and I sent the thing
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: to Greg. So it's kid-dult.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, you did. That's a new term, a kid-dult. Well,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: it's because we stopped.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Kid-dulting.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: We said, hey, all this stuff you loved as a child,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: it's okay to like it as an adult and don't
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: get married and don't have kids.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: And then in your thirties and forties, this is what
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: you get. So I forget which Walmart it was that
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: did that. It was one of the ones in Reno
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: when I was at Burning Man this weekend, but I
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: stopped in there and it was cheers to them.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, and it was Gary Vee who was talking
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Right. Kid Dalton. You love Gary Vee. Yeah, Kid Dalton. Yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I do like Gary Vee. It's definitely a thing. My
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: question is, though, like— He's pretty good, like, picking up
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: on trends, at least. Oh, yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: He's the number one guy on that.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: But the current packs that are being sold, like, what
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: could be the card that's worth the most money?
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: It's what they've done with the baseball cards, too, is
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: the card companies got really smart, quite frankly, is they
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: introduced artificial scarcity. So in the 80s and 90s, they
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: just printed a billion of everything, and they were all
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: worth nothing. But now they are intentionally printing one of one,
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: one of ten.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: What's the hottest card right now? Yeah, Bored, what's the
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: hottest card right now?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Hottest new release Pokemon.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: That people would be lining up for it.
• 58:42
  Speaker 13: No clue, man. It's probably some Charizard card. It's a
• 58:45
  Speaker 13: false economy with this, man. The rates go super high
• 58:49
  Speaker 13: with these cards, and then they drop by the time
• 58:51
  Speaker 13: the next set comes out.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nuts. Artificial scarcity. Exactly.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Is it Target who's taking the packs out of the plastic?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They were.
• 58:59
  Speaker 13: They've gone back on that now. So they're not doing that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 13: They were slicing it so that way you can't resell it.
• 59:04
  Speaker 13: They've gone back on that.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, the classics. This is the 30th anniversary re-release. A
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: classic re-release. return of the original bass set Charizard.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. The 50th version of it. My kid
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: would have loved that three years ago.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Boing!
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: My jeers I also saw up in the Reno slash Sparks,
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: Nevada area when I was at Burning Man was this
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: guy who he had a t-shirt on It said the Glock,
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: the Glock father. And it was like a restylized TV,
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: a movie poster of like Scarface holding a Glock.
• 59:37
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: And I was like, and it was just like white guys, stupid,
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: like chains on stuff. But I saw on his hip,
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: he had, he was carrying a Glock and he wanted
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: everyone to know that he.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Was the Glock father.
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: And he was carrying one of those, like the one
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: of the, one of the holsters that like sits out
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: from your body. You see like SWAT team have these
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: so that you don't, So that you can get to
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: your gun more quickly.
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: He was wearing this on his pants that were sagging
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: below his waist.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: So his Glock is hitting his thigh as he's like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: coming out of the Dollar Tree.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: In Sparks, Nevada. Oh, I want to do him so bad. Exactly.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: So sorry, Glock father, you are. But now I can't
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: insult him to his face or he'll shoot me with
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: his Glock.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: That's right. Stand your ground. Catch 22. Yeah. Oh, well.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: But a fun time in northern Nevada at Burning Man.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. And no coverage
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: of Burning Man, really, because he was not there for
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: that reason.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Special, extra, secret bonus cheers. I was at Burning Man
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: and I got coverage for the show. Nice. Oh, you did?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Secret event. How?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Because that's the big thing is that you're not supposed
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: to even take pictures. The tents I was inside and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: the nudity, they did not want any kind of recording.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: Ew.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: This is like when Nathan Fielder dropped his surprise documentary with- Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: That looks crazy. Secret, hidden Woody show project. I couldn't
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: tell because I didn't want people at Burning Man to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: be like- Hate on you. Watch out for CBS.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: She's coming. Hey, can we talk about that trailer for
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: a second? With Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes? Yes. She's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: a maniac. First of all, he always looks nuts. Yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: but that's his thing. He has that crazy look. She
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: looks insane. Somebody did a side-by-side of her, that one
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: where he's- Staring at her. And she won't blink.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: They did a side-by-side of her and Chuck E.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Cheese.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: And you can't unsee it.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And she did something weird to her face where she's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: all puffy. Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Why would I deceive you?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: So.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: It was, like, leading up to her going to jail, right? Yeah, like, two,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: three years ago.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: For 11 years.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for, like, however long before she went to jail,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: he was basically embedded with her. Not in bed with her.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Embedded. Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: With the family and, yeah, then the whole thing. Now,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: what's even crazier... this Nathan Fielder is such a weirdo.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: He's kind of like Seabass in a lot of different ways.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, he commits to the bit.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: He commits to the bit. He loves a good project.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: But then also, he was filming this in tandem at
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: the same time as he was doing all the stuff
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: for his flight training for the rehearsal.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: Right, where he was like secretly getting, he's like 737
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: sort of, he flies to Dubai. He flies jets to Dubai.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: He was doing all this at the same time. That's crazy.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: And he does these things without telling anybody and he
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: just waits for it to come out. There's no like,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: previews of anything, no talking. It just comes out, and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: then there's no pomp or circumstance. It just comes out,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: and then you just get to... You get to leave it, yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: You experience it without having any bias going in based
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: on stuff that you've seen or heard beforehand. That's what's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: up with Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: You remember when he shot the original Borat movie, there
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: was a lot of coverage because he was like, oh,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: he's at this rodeo.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: But when he.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: Did the newest Ali G movie, no one knew anything
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: about that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing. All right, quick break. We'll come back. More
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Woody shows next. Hang on. The Woody Show will be
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: right back.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: All right, well, got some mother effing zoo news out
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: of England.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Where the zoo, they're offering up, they have this new
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: guided tour of, quote, iconic predators of the animal kingdom
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: and their prey, which seems, you know, simple enough, right?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And so you go to buy the tickets. All it
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: says is predator tour. Now, here's the problem. There's an
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: online listing of For the child's ticket on the tour,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: and it reads Child Predator Tour.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: That's going to put you on a list.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: So you can sign up for the Child Predator Tour.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: We're all lined up for you to look at.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it went viral, and the zoo, our bad,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: changed the name.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Whoopsie. Yeah, they fixed that. That's funny. That's all good.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I'll take two. The child predator tour. I'd like to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: see all of them.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: My daughter was saying something to my son about this
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: the other day. And I didn't know much about it,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: but clearly it's caught on.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: It's everywhere. This cat in the hat thing. Have you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: heard anything about that? Are you familiar with that at all, Gina?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Because your son is a certain age. Vaguely, yes.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: So schools and police departments around the country, they're warning
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: about this social media thing involving.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: these.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Creepy AI-generated versions of the Cat in the Hat that's
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: being used to make threats against schools and communities.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Right, and sometimes specific people, even.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Like, that I don't even really understand.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Like, is it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: So it's AI-generated. It's the Cat in the Hat character?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: The Mike Myers live-action version. Yeah, the movie version. And
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: it's doing what, though? Like, it's... It's making threats, right?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Against schools and people.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: They're producing videos.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: So it's not like anybody's waiting for the Cat in
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: the Hat to show up.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: It's just that they're using it to generate.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: It like a... Because it's ironic.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Like, watch your back, menace.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: That kind of thing. It started in Ireland, I believe.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: So some of the posts have gotten serious enough that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: teenagers have reportedly been arrested in connection with these things.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: In at least three states. What was the... The other one, Slenderman. Slenderman.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: That wasn't Threats. That was just like a fake character.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Well, two girls killed their friend.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: That was also fake though, right?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. Not AI generated. No, no. It was just
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: like a folklore or whatever. Candyman, that sort of thing.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: It was a mythical... Dude, right?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they made character drawings of it online.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but people went to jail.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and dumb, crazy people were like, I'm going to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: kill for Slenderman.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: So Slenderman was this character that was asking people to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: do things?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some 12-foot-tall ghostly.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: You know, not even a real person. Didn't even look
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: like a real person.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: It was like Jack Skellington.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Right, background.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: Some guy just created it for like a Photoshop contest.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: Somebody found it and said, I'm going to make, you know,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: a character.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: A story.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: A story behind it. And so the story went what?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: And so how did kids end up getting like in
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: to where they thought that they were being told what
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Because some kids don't understand reality.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're crazy, right? Well, yeah. I mean, there's
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: crazy people.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: And their kid's like, oh, he wants me to kill
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: my best friend. My best friend is in seventh grade.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: So they're being threatened by the Slenderman, who's allegedly who's
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 9: a crazy person.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: So it's causing them to do other stuff. They're more like, oh,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: all hail the great Slenderman.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: That's the part I didn't understand.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I know somebody died.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: I knew people got arrested and sent to jail for it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Never quite understood the.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Because it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Doesn't make any sense.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, goth teens and preteens adopt it as like
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: their little thing and then they make, you know, a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: whole world around it.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: And they kill their friends.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Cool. It's like their evil hero. Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: God, whatever happened to like the good old rumors that
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: we had as a kid, you know?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Like so-and-so... The gerbil. Yeah, Richard Gere and the gerbil.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Rod Stewart and the stomach pump.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, it was Rod Stewart, Mr. Rogers, Bon Jovi.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: By the time it hit me, it was Lil' Kim.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because it just depends on what.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Era you grew up in. What state you grew up in.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, you hear Mr. Rogers has all these
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: tattoos from all the kills he.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Had in Vietnam.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Well, that one was true.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was that one. There was, oh, Mr. Rogers
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: ended up in the hospital, and they had to pump
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: his stomach out And inside was Bon Jovi semen.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: So hot.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: That sounds about right.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Which, of course, God, if they had to pump your
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: stomach for that, imagine how many people would end up
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: in the hospital. How do they know it was Bon Jovi?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Because we didn't have DNA technology.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Like that back then. Right.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: But that was the stuff that went around. And then
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: it got big into the celebrity death hoaxes. Like every week,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler was dead.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. R.I.P. It seemed.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, babe.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or people who weren't dead like Elvis.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's very much alive, right?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Slender Man was on Reddit. Yeah.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: Well, that's who... That and Menace's hate that he has
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: for 4chan. These are the people who.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: No, that'd be Cartnarks. At Cartnarks.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: A lot of these people are like guys who are
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: actual real internet trolls.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Is 4chan still a thing?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard about that in a long time. Other
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: than Seabass trolling Menace over it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: It's basically like the dark web now.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: But that was like one thing for the longest time.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: That was more like a semi-public thing where.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like how we call every tissue now
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: a Kleenex.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Or every copy machine's a Xerox. Chan just means channel.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: And so 4chan, 8chan.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: And so all these like actual hardcore internet trolls will
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: be on there and they'll be talking and they'll have
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: these little inside jokes. And sometimes, every once in a while,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: those inside jokes get out to the real world. And
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: that's kind of what, you know, things like Slenderman or
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Pepe the Frog.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Slenderman was more of a message board type era.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Like, Slender Man, Momo.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Momo.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Somebody else in the text mentioned that. Oh, I remember that.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Mentioning that. Yeah, my.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: The weird eyes. Yeah, that's another one that my daughter
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: was freaked out about. And she was doing the same
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: thing that I was doing when I first, like... You
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: know those trypophobia pictures that people see where, like, some
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: of the palm of someone's hand just has a bunch
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: of little holes in it.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: You hate dots and holes.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: And it looks like there's like almost like little butterflies
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: or something. It does. Yeah.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Dude, it grossed me out so hard. Like, you know,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I can watch a lot of really disgusting things.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: The more disgusting, the better. Yeah, like I could watch
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: a ton of stuff like that. But man, for whatever reason.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: God forbid you look at a lotus pod.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Right. These trypophobia pictures were turning my stomach.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: God, what would a pomegranate do to you?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: And I would wake up in the middle of the night,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: grab my phone, and I almost challenged myself to see
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: the photo.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Like, all right. Exposure therapy.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: And you know what? Eventually it worked.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it so much that I eventually
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: just like, all right, this is nothing. You were grossed
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: out by fern leaves and. The bottom side of a mushroom.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Well, fern leaves, if you flip them over, they have
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: those little along each.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Like warts.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were perfect. The symmetry and the pattern
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: That is pretty impressive. I'm looking at one right now.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: It gave me a full body shiver, like a douche chill.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: And then look for a lotus bud too.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so my daughter with that whole Momo thing, she was...
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: waking up with like these nightmares and stuff, but she
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: kept looking at the photo, looking at the photo, looking
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: at the photo. She couldn't help herself. And my wife
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: finally was like, you got to stop. You got to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: stop looking at this thing. That's why she can't watch
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: scary movies because she will have nightmares.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: What is it about 12 through 16 year old girls
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: where they are just obsessed by horror and all that crap?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Slenderman. Well, those were girls. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're, they're more gullible.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Or they're more into fantasy, I think.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: It's fantasy, also beauty.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Fantasy, but the whole idea that girls mature faster than boys, right?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Physically. But is that also... Are they supposed to.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: They're supposed to be more mature, just in general.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Like emotionally?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Because it seems like teenage girls are way more of
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: a mess emotionally than boys are of the same age.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: And I think that plays into this.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: So physically, maybe you've matured quicker.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. Right?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: But that mess leads to attraction to all this horror
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: crap and obsessing over it and creating all these lore.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: But is the horror stuff a sense of rebellion for them?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: Like the teen rebellion stage just in general, this is
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: a form of it.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Go toilet paper a house.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go egg somebody.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Fear is fun. That's why you like horror movies and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: roller coasters. And girls kind of like drama. And fear
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: is kind of drama.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: Just a little bit.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: So, you know.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: It's an alternate world.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: It's all causes strife.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Somebody texted over.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: The big rumor for me growing up is that Marilyn
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Manson had a couple of ribs removed so he could
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: give himself head.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was a big one.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember that one? And then also that... Marilyn Manson
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: was Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 17: They're identical.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: They're both so hot.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Speaking of fear, an actor playing Nikki at Halloween Horror
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Nights got fired because I guess she was doing too
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: good of a job.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Nikki from Obsession.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, too scary? Yeah. She looks good. There we go.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 16: A woman hired to play Nikki at Halloween Horror Nights
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 16: was fired after visitors complained that her performance was too frightening.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 16: Universal added the character after Nikki from the horror movie
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 16: Obsession became popular online. The actress walked around the park
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 16: approaching random guests while acting emotionally unstable and obsessed with them.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 16: During each encounter, she shouted lines such as, why don't
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 16: you love me? And you don't love me as much
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 16: as I love you. She also hit herself with a
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 16: foam brick as part of the performance. Some visitors said
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 16: the unexpected confrontations made them uncomfortable and complained to park staff.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 16: According to online claims, the actress was later removed from
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 16: the role and lost her job because her performance went
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 16: too far.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Wait, so they actually fired her?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Or they just removed her from that, like, hey, we're
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: not going to have you be Nicky anymore.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too good.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: I hate to be a menace on this one, but
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: that sounds like if i'm universal i put that story
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: out all day every day because like oh it's.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: It gets it gets rough in here yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: You can't handle it yeah but does that look does
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: that look good on them for for letting this person
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: go because it did too good of a job yeah
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: you want to hear what it sounded like here's a
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: little clip of what she did.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 19: This is there he's my i love there so so so.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 20: So much.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: That's really good.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: It does in the movie. Actually, I didn't enjoy that.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Not that it was scary.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Just, you know. Yeah. It wasn't good.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then go be one of those people that
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: has like the baby flashlight on that says like, don't
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: scare me if you don't want it to come.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Up to you. Yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: That's weak.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I honestly, I did not know that existed.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: You wear a little special flashlight and no one will
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: scare you.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Why are you going?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I just go on a different night.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: I remember I was carrying two trays of food and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: I just screamed the whole way, don't scare me, I'm
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: carrying food.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Don't scare me, I'm carrying food.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: All right, well, we're going to take a quick break. Oh,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: here's a fun joke.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: 562 says, oh, it's JT texting in.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Hi, JT.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Woody, how come gerbils can't drive?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Because they can't get out of gear.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 10: Get it.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: That's classic.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: If you want to give us a call, 877-44-WOODY. You
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: can send us a text over to 22987. This text, 925, says, Greg,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I just had a moth in my house. And with
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: barely even getting near it with a swat, just the
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: sheer force of air knocked it to the ground.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: You can't be scared of moths. They're like the cotton
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: candy of insects. So frail. I've been held hostage by
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: many a moth. I've been late to work because of
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: a moth.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Satan's creatures.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: We did have an after hours voicemail about Greg and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: his fear of everything. Hey guys.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: So I've been meaning to call for the longest time
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: and I keep hearing about Greg talking about how he's
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: just afraid of everything and like it's getting even worse.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: And I think I have a diagnosis for him. He
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: has Gregorophobia. Gregorophobia. The fear of everything that Greg is
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: afraid of. Bugs, cars, death. Although maybe he likes death,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: but he's just afraid of everything. So he's got Gregorophobia.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: All right, bye.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Gregorophobia. Gregorophobia. I'm afraid of myself. She's not wrong. It's
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: getting worse by the minute. So....
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Reports are suggesting that TSA is going to start allowing
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: full water bottles again through security.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Nothing official just yet. This would be the first time
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: since 9-11 because that's when they.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Stopped all that.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Because everybody has them. But this is something else that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: affects Greg Gorey. Greg won't be able to do it
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: because you're going to have to have TSA pre-check.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: I knew it.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, just to get the water bottle? That seems the classiest. Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: It does.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: No, it's the same reason you can keep your shoes
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: on with TSA pre-check.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Because we've been vetted, Greg.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been vetted. Well, maybe I'll have to cave
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: and get it then for the one time a year
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: that I fly. With my water.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: But it's not like it's something you got to do
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: and pay for every year. It's that one fee, and
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: it's good for what, five years?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, it's for five? Yeah. All right. I look
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: into it. I just base it on our experiences where
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: you have the clear, the pre-check, whatever the other one is,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: and I have none of it, and I'm always waiting
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: for you at the gate. Sometimes.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Although the last time we traveled, you got caught in
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: that line, and we just had to go meet you there.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, I get there so damn early.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I got time to kill.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: And the only reason that Woody's getting caught up because
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: I don't get it. The people that have it. Don't
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: know how to use it for some reason. Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: It's easy. Just like literally walk up to the person.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: But how did you sign up for this service and
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: not understand how the process works?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: But when you get caught up. Are you talking about me?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was going to say. You get caught up
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: in the security detector.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Well, because you're.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: Being held up by the people that have the service
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: that don't know how to use it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: When we're traveling together.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: And I've been pulled aside. It's because I'm traveling with
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: all the stuff we need to do the show.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: True.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: So I have all this like random wires. Weird looking equipment.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're like, wait on it. This has come through
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: like every every second so it gets pulled aside they go.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: What is this like? Oh, it's for audio. Yeah, don't
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: worry about it Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Right and so yeah that if it's just me, I'm
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: just going on a random trip somewhere I'm never stuck
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: cuz you're right. I know the rules and I put
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: everything in a stupid bin I'm ready to go by
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: the time my bag hits the belt. I've all the
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: crap out of my pockets It's all together. It's in
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: the bin or whatever, you know used to collect it
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: and you go through and It's amazing how long it
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: takes anybody to do anything. I was in line behind
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: somebody at a Raising Cane's the other day.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: And the person behind me was bitching like, hey, can
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: we chit chat later? Because Raising Cane's has three things
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: on the menu. How hard is your order?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Why does it.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Take everybody else so long and then you get up
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: there and it's like a pit stop? It doesn't seem
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: like every time is their first time. Cash machines. Checking
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: out the grocery store.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: There's all these things that are not that difficult. But
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: somehow people have figured out how to make it mission impossible.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: Everyone who's seated at a bulkhead has never seen that
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: they don't let you put crap on your feet.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: And there's always three people who are like, hey, Stuart's
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: going to go, hey, you can't leave that.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: You're like, whoa.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Who are you?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Where am I? Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: But is it not the best feeling in the world, Woody,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: when you go to clear?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: And they take you in front.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Of even the- Everybody else.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Even the pre-check people that take you. And they're like, oh,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: you wait right there.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: A VIP coming.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: And I ditch my husband so hard when I do clear.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: And when I get clear, men, it's probably the same things.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: We both have the American Express card.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: And so I get that credit for it. There's a
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: new thing that I saw. Clear Plus?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Actually, no, it's TSA plus or something.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: There's something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's the touchless thing.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Special, special line.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: They have another line now.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, the face.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: They read your face, right?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Touchless.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: It's like the Global Traveler re-entry, essentially, which I went
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: for my Global Traveler re-up because they actually sit you
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 7: down for an interview with law enforcement for that. But
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: I forgot my passport, so I have to go back.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, that happens.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: But you can fly through the line if you just
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing. Just like pre-read, you know?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing with like the Raising Cane stuff.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 7: Like you weren't standing here for five minutes with a menu.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Is the menu that complicated?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: The line was crazy long. So we're all standing there
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: in line. How is it the person who's just in
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: front of me gets up there and still has no idea?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Because they're talking to their friends, dicking around on their phone.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: He was there by himself. Well, that happens. He was
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: all by himself.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: That's my argument, you guys.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Give me crap for it. When we're at a restaurant
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: and we're with a group of people and there's always
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: that one person, I need a little more time to
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: look at the menu.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 12: Because you've been sitting here this whole time. You didn't
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 12: even pre-look at the menu before you even got to...
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 12: You knew what restaurant you were going to days beforehand.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 12: You didn't even take a preview. Even if you didn't
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 12: do that before, you sat down and you opened the menu.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 12: Have you never eaten before, dude?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's different.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: You can't look through the menu within five seconds and
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: figure out what you want.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: If you're going to Texas Roadhouse... Right? And you sit down.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Like, yes, you already went there knowing exactly pretty much
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: what you're getting. You want some type of steak and
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: you have an idea of the sides. And you can
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: find that very easily. If you're going to one of
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: these other like kind of one-off restaurants, right?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: And it's a social night out. You, your wife, maybe
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: another couple. And you go somewhere. I didn't look up
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: the menu before I got there.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: But when they be talking and they don't look at
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: the menu.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but let's say you didn't do that. You need
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: more than four minutes to figure out what you want
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: to eat.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Well, Menace, you'll appreciate this.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I have to because I'm dumb and I have
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: to like translate the menu because I'm like, what is this?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: This is a what? You know, they try to make the...
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Just tell me.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: It's beef with a sauce.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: In English, please.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: In English.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: But they have them in like these terms that only
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: another chef would understand.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I'll sit down. It's in code.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: I'll sit down with a friend like who I haven't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: seen in a while. Oh my God, it's so good
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: to see you. Okay, let's figure out what we want
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: first and then we can get to talking.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: And that seems to work well.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: Because then we'll be here all day.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, and if you want to make me suicidal, ask
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: what the specials are.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. What are you getting rid of today?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then say, you know what?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not interested in any of that.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Well, that took three months of everybody's time.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. More Woody shows next.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. The Woody Show. And into another new hour.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Woody, Greg, Menace. There's Gina Grad, Seabass. He does a
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: lot of guest appearances on different podcasts talking about carton arcs.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: That's true. They want to talk about it. There's this
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: one I thought was a pretty interesting concept. It's like
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: a live.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: night show that you posted something about it like yeah
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: they they i thought it was part of like an
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: audible or something oh good yeah it was like oh
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: i'll look it up i'll figure out what it was
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: like something it was like the yeah the host is
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: british it's like called like the night chat or something
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: yeah i'll find it for you yeah it's like a
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: it's a live call-in podcast okay um but uh and
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: they just talk about random different things like uh like
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: people will just call in with whatever their thoughts are
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Like they're random thoughts like at night. It's called the nightly. Yeah,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: you know how your brain gets going on things?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: Do I?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: And this is a place that you could take that thought.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: And share it. But he speaks like this.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was super soothing and calming.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: You put it on while you're asleep and it's this
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: British guy. I made a note of it to check
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: it out. They don't have a lot of followers either.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: No, because I thought it was part of like an
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: audible or something, but I guess it's not. It's just
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: some dude, something called.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Hatch for Sleep. I don't know if he reached out
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, they said, hey, would you like to
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: do an interview?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was super soothing. The sound of it, Greg,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: I think something you would like, you put that on
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: as you're nodding off. But they were talking about card narks.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Card narks, card narks, what you gonna do? What you
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: gonna do when they narc on you? Card narks, card narks,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: narc on you?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Cartnarks is filmed alongside the men and women of Cartnarks.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Lister discretion is advised.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Agent Sebastian out there doing the Lord's work,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: trying to get people to do the right thing and
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: return their carts to either the corral or back to
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: the front of the store. Hey, shout out to my
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: local grocery store who has all brand new carts. They're
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: so smooth and so quiet. It's the one at the
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: bottom of the hill right by our house there.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize we had new carts.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: New carts. Wow. They are nice. They have a nice
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: little place for hold your drink. Oh, hey, put your
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: phone in there.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not all trashed up like all the other
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: ones were.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very nice. So let's take care of these things.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Let's bring them back to the corral or back to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: the front of the store. And when people don't do that,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: they're called lazy bones.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: They are.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: And Agent Sebastian approaches them and tries to get them
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: to do it. And we go everywhere for this.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: You know, I go to a lot of quote unquote
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: dangerous places, Chicago, Detroit, Oakland.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: So I thought I'd take it easy for this one.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: And go somewhere, just a nice suburb of St. Louis
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: called Ferguson, Missouri.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: I think I've heard of them. They might have been
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: in the news.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, for quietest, nicest place in the world?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: So I went to a big box store in Ferguson, Missouri,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: and I noticed this guy. He was loading the back
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: of his hatch on his SUV. He just dumped the
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: cart in the mulch back there. So the next person
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: who wants to do just what he did has to
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: move around his cart to load their stuff, for instance.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: That's called a curbing, is it not? That was a
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 7: four-wheel curbing because it was fully up in the mulch, yes.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: So I approached him, and he kind of recognized what
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 7: was going on. In fact, he calls me the cart
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: police when he sees me. I'm going to leave that
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: cart right there, I hope.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I hope and pray. Yes, sir.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: Well, cart narcs.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Get your cart and turn right over there. Scootin' the wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm pushing on my car, man. I'm telling you, don't
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: touch my motherfucking car. Yeah. Oh, boy. Coming in hot.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't take anything out.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't show him my magnets, but I was holding
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: them in my hand.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't, like, motion. I think he's maybe seen a video.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: He knew what was going. So he went from zero to,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: don't touch my mother-in-law's car, man.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 7: So, like, I kind of say, well, hold on. I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: haven't even really done anything other than point out where
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: you left your car at this point. Why so angry
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: all of a sudden?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Why did you think I was going to... Don't touch
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: my damn car, though.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 9: Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Don't touch my motherfucking car, man.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, motherfucking ass, don't touch my motherfucking car, dude.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Why do you think I was going to do that?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Because you got it in your fucking hand. But I
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: had it in my hand a minute ago, too. Get
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: away from me, man. Yeah, man. Oh, jeez. Yeah, he's
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: a liar. He knows. Yeah, he's seen a video before.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Why are people in Ferguson so anxious?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so I still, I'm like, well, maybe if I can...
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: He loves yelling. I like having conversations. Let's see if
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: I can get him to explain himself here. Get away
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: from me, man. Why are you so angry?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: What the f * * *?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Touch my motherf * * * ing car. Do you
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: want me to? I'm telling you not to, man. You
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: just said to touch it. Get the f * * *
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: away from my car, man. I haven't said I was
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: going to touch your car. All I ask is to
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: put your car right back, sir.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: What the f * * *?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Leave!
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: So what is that? So he notices, well, this is
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: some car alarm or something. But he notices, running towards us,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: because there's a man screaming at me.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: A police officer.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: Because for some reason, there's a police stationed at the
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: location in Ferguson, Missouri.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, what?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: So he's yelling to the cop, get this guy the
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: mother effer away from me! And then the cop immediately,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: you have the last thing the cop says is, leave!
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: To you. To me! Oh, the wrong side of history.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 12: Because.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Again, wrong side of history.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Well, he does see some weirdo, like, head to toe,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: with a bulletproof vest on and aviator sunglasses.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Out of the ordinary.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: But even, it's always like we take the side of
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: the person who's screaming aloud the most as opposed to
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: the person who's doing.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: The right thing.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 7: I have not even threatened to do anything to him
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: at all at this point. I'm just holding magnets.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Now the cop comes to me and he's in full
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: cop mode just screaming at me.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: I am.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I didn't do anything to him whatsoever.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Are you like the actual YouTube guy? Yes, sir. No.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Are you the actual guy? The actual YouTube guy, not
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: the imitator?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: To break that down, he's, now get out of here.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: And then the guy, the lazy bones.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, you punk ass mother effer. Oh, you're the one
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: who got the.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Cops, you bitch.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: You're the one being a bitch. You're the one being an.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Actual narc, you bitch. Calling me a punk mother effer.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: And then the cop immediately like.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're the YouTube guy. Oh, okay. I know you.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: Can I get a photo?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Well, almost, but for some reason, he thinks.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: that I shouldn't be at this particular location in Ferguson
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: And to be fair, I didn't touch him. He just
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: saw me. I've watched your videos. I know how it goes.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, dude, here, man, I've seen shootings
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: in this parking lot. What?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's trying to help you. Slash threaten you.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: And there was not one, but two cops there. He
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 7: had his little, like, trainee with him, too.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: But he was very nice. Like, oh, man, yeah, you know,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: just kind of get out of here. Not smart. You're
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: going to get shot, you know, whatever.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: So sadly, this is what I hate, is that Lazy
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Bones thinks.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Man, I told him to F off.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: The cop was on my side. But that's why we
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: do the segment. So he will have the same loser attitude,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: but somewhere out there, hopefully the audience will press on that.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: He's going to teach the youth of today how to
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: handle their cars. It's going to be a vicious cycle.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: By the way, I'm on Ferguson Zillow, and you can
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: get a lovely home for $ 30, 000. That's a good deal.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Get two.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: So this guy, we've talked about him before, The Legal Beef.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: He's an Instagram lawyer.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: He caught up.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: Attention to a classics Cartnark episode of me versus the lady,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: the lazy bones-itis lady who's throwing drinks at me and
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: threatening to run.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Me over and stuff.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: And because people think Some, I mean, a small minority
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: think that when they watch those videos, like, yeah, you
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: can do that. You can just toss your drink at
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: somebody and threaten to run them over. And that's totally legal.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Well, thankfully, the legal beef is here to set them straight.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: This lady is about to commit a lot of crimes.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: That's not where the cart goes. That's in the handicapped walkway.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I do have a handicap, actually. What I give you,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: you're saying- Is it lazy bonsitis? Don't hit me. I'm
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: not going to hit you. I'm going to take your glasses.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw them on the ground. So what
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: crimes did she commit? Reaching for the glasses on his
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: face while saying she's going to take them is assault.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Assault doesn't actually require hitting or touching someone. The threat of.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Imminent harmful or offensive contact is enough.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Then she throws her drinks on him.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 8: That's battery, actual harmful or offensive contact. No injuries are required.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: And when she threatens to run him over, threatening someone
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: with serious violence can also be a crime. Lastly, coming
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: after him with pepper spray while threatening him, that's another assault.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 8: She doesn't actually have to spray him. Bottom line, lady,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: being offended isn't worth a criminal record.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did a great video on battery and assault.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: And he had all these other things.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: And he goes, this is battery. This is assault. That's assault.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: This is battery. Yeah, people don't know.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: The videos of the kids who were doing the wheelies
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: on the bicycles and they get really close to somebody
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: and then swerve away at the last second.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: I tricked you. Technically a crime.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you're putting them in reasonable fear of getting
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: hit in the face by your bike.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's assault. Yeah, or battery. Or assault, yes.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: When you're going right toward them. Right, because you might
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: jump to the ground or something. Or you cock back
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: with your fist and you make it look.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: Because I reasonable person would expect you're going to get punched.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: And by the way, what she said she was going
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 7: to run me over, that's probably aggravated assault because.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: She did sound aggravated.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: And she could kill me! So thank you, Legal Beef.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: Another Carton Arcs person who's caught some attention... Would you
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: believe a pastor made an entire sermon about cart darts?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: What? I'm going to go to church now. I'd be
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: curious on which side. Yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: Hold that thought about if you want to go see
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: this guy or not. But this is Pastor Oz, A-W-E-S,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 7: and here is part of his sermon.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Put your shopping cart away, you degenerate, lazy bum. Okay?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: I almost named this sermon, Put Your Shopping Cart Away.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 12: Okay?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 11: Okay?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 15: Let me tell you, you could tell a lot from
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 15: a person that doesn't put their shopping cart away. They
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 15: have no consideration for anyone else. Someone else is going
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 15: to pick up their mess. They're too lazy to walk
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 15: two feet to the stall. They're going to let some
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 15: car hit it. They're going to let someone walk over it.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 15: What a lazy thing to do.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Preach. Jesus, tell it. Now, to be fair.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: I think Menace is looking at his page. This guy's
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a nut.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: He probably wouldn't actually like you, Gina.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: So many reasons.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of a Jew.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: But I like him.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Again, we can, you know, we separate the art from
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: the artist sort of thing, maybe.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like you'd be a big fan of
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: Greg either.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 10: Nope.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: No gays, no Jews.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not promoting everything he does.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, so should I take back I want to go
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: to his church?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: That'd be an interesting experience. Here he continues. I saw
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: this funny YouTube channel. It's called Cartnark. Has anyone seen this?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 15: This guy, his whole channel is he shames people for
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 15: not putting away their shopping cart. He has like these
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 15: big magnets that says like, I'm lazy bones. And he
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 15: throws it on people's cars. And he just says like, oh,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 15: put your shopping cart back. Boom, he throws it on
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 15: their car. I'm not recommending you do that, okay? You're
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 15: going to get shot. But man, you should be ashamed
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 15: if you don't put your shopping cart back. All right,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 15: so loves cart narks, hates juice.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Got it. And gays. And gays. Okay, so you know.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Take the good with the bad. You pick a la carte. Greg,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: look at the picture.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, straight as an arrow, right? I was going
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: to say, yeah. He doesn't like gay people. Come on now. Okay, well,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Putting himself in harm's way for the good of society.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: According to a local cop.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Why do you think I was going to do that?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Because you got it in your f * * *
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: ing hand. But I had it in my hand a
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: minute ago too. Get away from me, man. I found
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: myself recently telling myself in my head. God, you're really happy. Like,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just really happy. So I'm stoked that I'm happy.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: I'm stoked of how my life is going. So, yeah, overall,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: for sure. There's elements in my life that are complete shame.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: But the Woody show. All right, let's jump back into
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Cheers and Jeers.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: We'll start with you, Gina Grad.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, huge shout-out to Costco Travel. I have been sleeping
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: on this, and I will never do it again. I
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: went to Hawaii, and they threw in everything. I don't
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: know if you guys have ever used Costco Travel.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I use it every time I go to Mexico.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you what was included in this trip.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: The two round-trip flights to Hawaii... Five nights stay at
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: a five-star hotel, shout out Fairmont Orchid, a rental car,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: no resort fees, no parking fees. Buffet breakfast every morning,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: a cabana at the pool.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: A little White Lotus experience.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: It was delicious. It was amazing. And it was very reasonable.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: So huge shout out to Costco Travel. So when you
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: say reasonable, you've got to give us an idea now
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: with all that.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: For all of that, it was around four grand. So
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: two grand per person.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: For a nice hotel.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: And I mean a beautiful resort. And you can handle
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: all the legwork.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 9: Everything.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Everything.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Everything.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Everything's so expensive.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: Like, just breakfast will cost you $ 150, $ 200.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: $ 160. Jesus.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: It was $ 160 a day it was included.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for two people.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: So that was incredible. My jeers actually.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Should be that I forgot all of your gifts.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: I'll bring them tomorrow. But my jeers is to Mother
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: Nature not being on my schedule. The reason I really
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: wanted to go to the big islands because I wanted
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: to see episode 55, the big volcano eruption from Kilauea.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: I was monitoring this thing. I was ready to go.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: I had all the alerts.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Andy, let's go.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: We drove three hours.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: To get to this volcano.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: Sunny, beautiful. By the time we get up there, it
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: is so sucked in. We can't see three feet in.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Front of our face.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: We go to the visitor center and they're like, oh, yeah, no,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: you should probably just turn around and go home. So
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: we did three hours home. like five miles an hour
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: with our hazards on, couldn't see a thing.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: We were starving. We were disappointed.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: We sat down at this Mexican restaurant. I look over
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Andy's shoulder on the TV and this volcano is spewing
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: hot orange lava. And all we could do was laugh.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was such a bust, but it was
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: a pretty funny story.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: So the resort that I go to in Mexico, I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: was talking to somebody else there and same deal, man.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: They got this awesome, they were there on their honeymoon.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: And they got this awesome deal in a really great
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: swim out suite, round trip airfare, the ground transportation, the
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: whole week there at the resort. And I want to
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: say for the two of them, it was.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Like $ 3, 000. Yeah. This is an all-inclusive. So it's not
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: just your breakfast.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: It's all your meals. It's all your booze.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: You can eat 24 hours a day.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: And this is also a five-star all-inclusive. So it's like
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: top shelf stuff.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: And normally I wouldn't spend that much, but it's technically
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: our five-year anniversary.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: So we thought, eh, let's do it. It was so
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: worth it.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I love it for going to Mexico because every
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: time they set up the car to pick you up
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: at the airport and take you straight to the resort,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: it's the best.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: Costco travel, not a sponsor. Shut up.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: Costco in general. How much do we end up talking
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: about Costco.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: In this show?
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: I went to two Costco's over the weekend looking for
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: a new chicken salad.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: I hate to break it to you. Costco doesn't need it.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: We need to pick somebody else.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: So Costco travel travel. When I got the solar for
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: the house, there was a deal through Costco.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: That's how I got it.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: And not only was there a deal for Costco members,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: because I already got a bid, by the way, from
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: this same company on the solar. And it was considerably
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: cheaper just because I was going through Costco. And on
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: top of that, The Costco people, for every $ 1, 000 or
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: whatever that you spent or however much you spent, you
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: got a certain amount back in Costco gift cards.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: We ended up with like $ 2, 000 in Costco gift cards
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: just for getting the solar through them.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: And I got the deal on the solar. Yeah, so
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: you're right. I mean, every time I'm walking through there,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: They're the people with the, you know, you need new
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: air conditioning units or you need new flooring or cars.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: Well, it's all the magazines and catalogs on the way
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: out from the door.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: You just grab them. There's a ton of stuff there.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: You talk about window treatments being a billion dollars. You
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: can get that through Costco. So, yeah, shout out to
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: Costco Travel. Morgan, cheers and jeers.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 19: Well, this is going to sound lame, but cheers to discipline.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 17: Am I right?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you can. Depends on what you're being disciplined about. Exactly. Okay.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 17: So I was reading something recently, Woody, and it was
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 17: a good quote.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: You'd like it.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 19: People think we don't have discipline or only certain people
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 19: have discipline. I don't think that's true anymore. We all
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 19: have discipline. It's just what do we have it towards, right?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 19: Some of us are disciplined to drinking every day, right?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 19: Or brushing your teeth.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: What have you?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 17: So I did this.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 19: Little experiment with myself like, okay, how long can I
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 19: go without eating? How long can I go without my phone?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, Greg, you've done that? Yeah, my limit was, I think,
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: seven days.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 17: Are you serious?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was mega anorexic.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 17: Oh my God, Greg, that's amazing.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, congrats.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 19: Don't try that at home. So I did like a
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 19: full day of not eating. I did a full day
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 19: without my phone, like 24 hours, not on my phone,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 19: no texting, no social media, nothing. Like that was actually hard,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 19: but it felt good afterwards. So cheers to just testing
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 19: your discipline. You know, like I've been doing little things
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 19: of like, OK, what can I give up for a day?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 19: What would be hard for me to not, you know,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 19: look at today?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: I think that's a it's a philosophical thing where you
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: say suffer voluntarily so you don't have to suffer involuntarily.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: You like that, right? It's like Lent.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 18: You're doing your own version of Lent.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 19: It's good to like, I don't know, even exercise your
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 19: brain in different ways. The phone was the hardest one
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 19: for sure. Okay, cheers to, I hate to say this,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 19: this takes a lot of growth and humility, so please
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 19: give me credit. Cheers to me and OJ Simpson, because
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 19: I watched that new documentary.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 17: Have y'all seen it?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I saw the trailer for it.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it's about Juice, this undercover show. They had shot
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 19: tons of episodes.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, it's like a prank show, right?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: It's a big comeback. It's hilarious.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 19: It was supposed to be a big comeback. The documentary's great.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 19: I think it's HBO it's on. But, oh, I'm reconsidering
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 19: being a fan of OJ.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh, but he had the tat.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 17: I know.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: What'd he do?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: What'd he do?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: That's so bad.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 19: Towards the end of his life, Menace, he was like so,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 19: I don't know, desperate for people to like him.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 17: And it's just a hard watch. It's a great documentary, but, oh,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 17: I just.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: What specifically kind of stood out to you?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 19: Well, he was a raging alcoholic and was just out
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 19: of control, allegedly. And then he was just so, he
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 19: needed cameras around and he would go.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 17: Talk to people and be like, oh, did you get that? Like,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 17: they like me, you know?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: He's a thirsty bitch.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 19: And it's people that don't like him, they're just scared
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 19: to be in front of him, right?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: It's just awkward.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: They don't want to be allegedly next.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 17: Well, I don't want to give away too much.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 19: But at one point in this prank show, he was
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 19: selling used Broncos at a, you know, car lot.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't they have like bullet holes? Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: I've seen that before.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 19: So and then he would like talk to girls at
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 19: a bar and like try and hook up with every
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 19: girl he ever talked to, like during the show.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 17: It was just, I got a bad taste in my mouth.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: People moat Morgan's movies. That's what gave you the bad
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: taste in your mouth.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: It's not a double murder.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: It's always interesting where people decide to finally draw.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: A line on something.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 17: God forbid I grow a little bit.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: It wasn't everything else. It was this new documentary.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: The prank show was thirsty.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: Icky, yeah.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: But if you're under 40, you don't realize how famous
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: he was and.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: How likable he was. Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: Nordberg.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: First guy. It's like Bill Cosby. Oh, America's father.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Bill Cosby, OJ Simpson were so loved. and
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: were so you know just i don't think iconic yeah
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: like they uh literally could do they could do.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: No wrong until they could yeah yeah i don't know
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: about um bill cosby but it was always known that
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: oj was obsessed with being famous.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 19: Really yeah well he was he's just i'm sure it
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 19: was easier to swallow when he was like likable but
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 19: towards the end of his life when he was so
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 19: desperate for like After he read a.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Book called If I Did It.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 19: And I think they filmed this before he even wrote
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 19: that book. So that was him even trying more to like,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 19: please like me.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 7: 2006 was, that was right after Jackass, right after the
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 7: Jamie Kennedy experiment, right during Punk'd. So like prank shows
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: were the thing. Yeah, they were actively trying to copy Punk'd.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: I would have watched a hell of that.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 17: It's a great documentary.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he ruined it for you.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 17: Oh, but yikes. I felt really yucky.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 19: And then I look down and I see my RIP
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 19: OJ tattoo and.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, God, Morgan. LOL, OJ. I'm disciplined.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: But think about how happy you would have made him
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: knowing that you have a tattoo.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: That's a good point.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 17: He would be very happy about that.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: He would have been thrilled. He'd be so honored.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 17: He still sees it, right?
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: He's immortalized in you. Holy mackerel. What? This lady here
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: has a tattoo.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: He might knock a photo off the wall or something.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 17: I'm lucky.
• 1:42:34
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• 1:42:35
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• 1:42:46
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• 1:42:49
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• 1:42:52
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• 1:42:54
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• 1:42:58
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• 1:42:59
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• 1:43:03
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• 1:43:06
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• 1:43:09
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• 1:43:10
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• 1:43:16
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• 1:43:19
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• 1:43:22
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• 1:43:27
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• 1:43:30
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• 1:43:32
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• 1:43:38
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• 1:43:39
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• 1:43:41
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• 1:43:46
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• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: Big money.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: Big money.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: No whammies.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Here he goes.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: They also have a change of water bottles at Costco.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: There's no more labels on them. Oh, really?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: That's a good party spin.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: All right. Come on. All right.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: So it's slowing down.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 11: Big money.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: Big money. Big money. Big bucks.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 8: Come on.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: And there is one spin again spot on there.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 5: So if it lands on that, which it could.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. It's going to pass that up.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: It's going to land on.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. Good. Respectable.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 10: $ 400.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Woody. $ 400 Costco gift card is yours. Congratulations, Tom.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: We're number one in Anaheim. You know. You know. All right, man.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: Hang on one second. We'll get all of your information.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to The Woody Show.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: There he is, Tom, everybody.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 14: Thank you, guys.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Morgan was sharing how she watched that new documentary
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: about OJ. And they were covering his time with Juiced,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: his prank show. And you're right, there were a ton
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: of prank shows that time.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 7: I don't think Juiced was ever released on the network.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: I think there was like DVDs maybe, if I recall correctly.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: I've only seen clips.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, who was going to pick that show up? Yeah,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: who was going to touch that? I'm saying there weren't
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: a thousand streaming services at that time.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, Tubi would have picked it up. Oh, sure.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, pay-per-view and DVD in 2006. Pay-per-view. Oh, pay-per-view.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: You got juiced. Hey, you got juiced.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: Just pranking three kids at an elementary school, hospitalized. One
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: of them attempted a prank that went wrong. Student went
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: into their backpack during class and got the fart spray.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: And stunk up the entire place. And the smell was
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: so bad that a bunch of the other students in
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: the room got sick.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: The school called 911. Emergency crews came in to clear
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: everyone out. They ended up taking three kids to the
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: hospital for respiratory distress.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. Because it smelled bad. Right. Free Dave. If I
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: act bad enough, they'll send me out of school.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: That's a good. Dude, I would have done that. Yeah.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: I've had every type of fart spray you can imagine.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: You never ended up in the hospital? No. The sulfur ones,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, some of those are really bad.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 5: The little glass bottle ones?
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: It'll turn your stomach, especially if the room is small.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Those things stink up a big area.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: What do you show? Taste test or smell test?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: Fart sprays. Who pukes first? Not in here. Is it
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: worse than Sammy? Sammy's actual fart. That's the question. At
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: the Jokoi show.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 18: And that was in an open arena.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Ruined our night.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: Sales and branding opportunity for the show. The school said
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: that they located the student, the spray they used. They
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: didn't say if the kid was in any kind of trouble.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: I would imagine so. Oh, yeah. Get in trouble.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: There was some kid that just another story recently. He
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: chewed his sandwich into the shape of a gun.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: And got in trouble.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: For a sandwich gun.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he took the sandwich, chewed it into the shape
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: of a gun. Yeah, that happened with Pop-Tart too, yeah.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: That's the story back in the day. This just happened
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: like within the last couple of weeks.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: Good God.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was more, I know, it's so throwback. Yeah,
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: it's for real.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: First grader. Old timey. With autism. Oh, well.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: Can't touch him.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: It's like now you can't say anything about the juror.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Into Lindsey Clancy because they found out he's black.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: That whole clip with, what's her name?
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: Gayle King. Gayle King. That was strange. It's so weird. Like,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: why would you have to sit with that for a minute?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to sit with that information.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: Like, if you are preaching about how color doesn't matter,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: what would that mean that you would have to sit
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: with anything?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just not smart enough.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: Based on now you have knowledge of, you know, now
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: the race of the juror in question.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: If you truly don't see color, why would you need
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: to sit with that? It should have no bearing on
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: the pure shock of it. I don't know how to
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: respond to that in a way that my bosses will like. Yeah.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to not get myself in trouble.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Just pranking a high school in Arizona canceled the school's
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: entire football season, both varsity and junior varsity.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: Why? Canceled the whole season? Yes.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: Stole a live mascot.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: Amazing in some way.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 11: Drinking?
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: All right, Menace, you're on the right track. Anybody want
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: to take any more guesses based on that?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: Hazing involving something sexual.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, butt stuff. Yeah, Daisy Jane.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks to an incident during summer football camp, a
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: bunch of the students were allegedly dry humping.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 10: Hot.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, for Taj, yeah. Yeah. What?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: No one knows what the boys were humping or what
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: else is going on. The cops are keeping a pretty
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: tight lid on the entire investigation that they're doing. But
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: a bunch of faculty members at the school, I guess,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: were also suspended because they may have been involved in
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: the incident. And there are so many players that are
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: being investigated. They don't have enough eligible players to actually play.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: Which is why they had to.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Cancel the whole season.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Put me in.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 5: I'm down.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: For dry humping.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Dry humping. Which they're going to be doing anyway. Guys,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: I've done this before, as you might imagine. Or I
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't started.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 7: I was part of it. And again, frottage is the
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 7: French word for it. It just means rubbing or whatever.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 7: But the idea is it's like a dog and it's
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 7: not gay at all.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: No. No. So the idea is you're showing dominance. Like
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: what a dog does with the toys on your leg.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 7: So the idea is you pick a guy, whoever, and
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: everyone yells for Taj. And then everyone humps that guy,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 7: and he's like, ah, get away! But he can't, because
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 7: he's been surrounded by a fratage.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's trying to.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: There's nothing more homoerotic than a frat.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: It's dry, not wet humping. And your clothes are on,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: unless you're in the showers, then whatever.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: You use a towel. Is the guy running? Did anybody
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: call fratage when the showers were happening? No, this was
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: after high school. Is any guy ever like.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 17: Fratage?
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: Who said that?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: Come get me now. I mean, no. I'm trying to
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: get away. I would hate that so much.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: No, stop.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: I've not heard that term before. Fratage? It's odd. Like
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: a breakfast item. You Google it. There's WebMD.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: Does fratage lead to HIV?
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: How about this? Not if you're doing it right. Healthline. Yes,
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: you can contract HIV from dry mouth. You can? How?
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: How exactly?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Let me see here.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 10: Fun variations.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: Fun variations. Is it supposed to be safer?
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 8: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: I guess you'd have to be leaking or something. Well,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: you would have to be nude. Yeah. And it would
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: have to be wiener to wiener. To me, that's not
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: dry humping. That's not fratage. That's not dry humping, but
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: that's fratage. It's like Rochambeau. Yeah. You know? Do you
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: know what Rochambeau is? Paper rock scissors?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: That's kicking each other in the balls, right? They did
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: that on South Park. I'll Rochambeau for it. I think
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: South Park bastardized. Oh, I thought it was rock, paper, scissors.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: I think that's apocryphal, as Menace would say.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: He's always told another one.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: Menace and his big words.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: Vertage and dry humping, clearly different. Yeah, thank you. Vertage
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: requires the nudity.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: There was a time where dry humping would have been great.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: As an adult, though, I don't know. It's like, like
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: you cross. I've talked about, you know, when you like
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: bikes are fine. Traveling by bicycle is acceptable until you're
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: old enough to get a driver's license. Then when that's
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: your mode of transportation, not as cool.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Right. Right. Uh, that's how we, we said about making
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: out to.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: Making out boring handies, like hand jobs. Um, like that
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: had its time.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: And its place. That had its heyday.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: But like once you're an adult in an adult consensual relationship,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess in a pinch when there's nothing else.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: It could be fun for variety.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: You never in your marriage.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Just that?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, make that part of it. It doesn't
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: have to be the whole thing. Like, it doesn't have
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: to be beginning, middle, and end.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Solo.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: There's different things that are part of the overall experience.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: If it ended in intercourse, you know, or a mouth party,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: that's the end. But if it's just a handy, eh.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 4: That's disappointing.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 5: Who wants that?
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: We have other options.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: Like you have a driver's license now. You don't have
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: to get to the store now.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: Put your skateboard away. Yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: With your bike or your skateboard.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I hate to break it to you, lady.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: I can do it way better.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just saw on the news. Yeah, you.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: Take that, Nacho.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: I just saw on the news.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: Over the weekend, they did a buyback program of e-bikes.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: E-bikes. Yeah. Like they do with guns.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: They'll do one of those things where the cops show up.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: No questions asked.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: And they'll do the buyback program where you can bring
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: your guns in.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: They'll take them. No questions asked.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: But they just did that with e-bikes.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: Did anyone show up?
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a ton of bikes.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: No, I would never take my e-bike back.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: I know, from my cold, dead hand.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you do it to the kid. If the
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: kid's in trouble, you say, I'm going to the buyback program.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 4: And I'm keeping the money.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: Well, why don't they just like, if they're busting kids
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: who are doing the dumb stuff on the e-bikes, it's
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: just automatic confiscation. Like, you're not getting it back.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then that goes to this kind of thing.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 7: I saw my first ever No Good Teens on e-bikes.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 7: They've always been on dirt bikes, but over the weekend.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: It was way less cool. Sorry. Yeah, it's like mini bikes.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: Way less cool. You got the cocaine hot sauce. I
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: want to play you this clip.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: This is a mom, and she's refusing.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: To bring her son to Taco Bell.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: Nightmare.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: This is during the kid plays football, and I guess
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: he's not playing very well.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: And the mom's like, I ain't bringing you to Taco Bell.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: I'm back on board.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so obviously there are people that have some opinions
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: on this mom and her parenting.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: Here's the clip.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 6: When we get done with the game, you want to
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 6: get some Taco Bell? You ain't did sh * *
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 6: in the game, but you want Taco Bell? Go sit
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 6: your big ass over there with your friend, with your teammate,
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 6: and get in the game and block somebody.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 11: Bye. Yeah.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go block somebody, and then maybe we can talk
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: about Taco Bell. Get your big ass over there with
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: your friends. I can sense fat kids from the voice. Yeah.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 17: Hey, Ma, you think either way we can go with
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 17: Taco Bell?
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: When we get done with the game, you.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 6: Want to get some Taco Bell? You ain't did s * * *
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 6: in the game, but you want Taco Bell. I'm going
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 6: to sit your big ass over there with your friend,
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 6: with your teammate, and get in the game and block somebody.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: What's the problem?
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: Love her.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: That is so funny, man. That's parenting.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: That does sound like a menace suggestion or request, though.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Right. In the middle of the game. That's every reward.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I remember we used to ask for, like, hey,
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: can we go get ice cream after the game?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pizza. Yeah, pizza. Like, that's where the team would go.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's dependent on how hard you worked out there.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my son.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 5: Pizza's for winners, though.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: My son, by the way, just had his first game
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: on the high school team with the hockey team.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 11: Oh!
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: And they won.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: And then afterwards, all the kids were, like, you know,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: campaigning for the parents to take to... Raising Cane's, which
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: is around the corner. And so we all ended up
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: at Raising Cane's.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: Nice!
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: It's still a thing I want to go, but nobody
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: was coming off the bench to come ask us.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: During the game.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: This kid, he came off the bench to his mom.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: Not even thinking about the game, just thinking about Taco Bell.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 5: Alright.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: What do you think about this, Greg? You have been
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: on record as saying that you don't mind if you
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 2: go to like a fast food place, and the person
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: working the drive-thru is all cute.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: Prefer it.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, really friendly.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: Love it. He prefers it. Greetings. Welcome to Chick-fil-A.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's sincere or not. All right, well,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: what do you think about this? This is at a McDonald's.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: Guy pulls up to the drive-thru, and this is what
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: he gets.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 11: Welcome to McDonald's. Do you want a double quarter? Welcome
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 11: to McDonald's. Can I take your order? Whenever you be ready,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 11: just let me take your order.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: What you need?
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 11: What you need? What you need?
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 13: Ha!
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: I'd be amused by that. You would? Yeah. Why not?
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: Because he didn't use proper grammar. Yeah, but it's fun.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: Whenever you are ready.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 18: What do you need?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: Whenever you are ready. Do you want a quarter? I
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: love your enthusiasm, young sir.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 11: Welcome to McDonald's. Do you want a double quarter? Welcome
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 11: to McDonald's. Can I take your order? Whenever you be ready,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 11: just let me take your order.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 5: What you need?
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 11: What you need? What you need?
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: What you need? What you need? That's a little forceful there.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: What you need? But no, I would appreciate that. Look,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: they're trying to entertain themselves at work.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's better than the fake, like, hi, do
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: you have your app? Like, that's, shut up.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: You never know if, like, you know, Rick Ross is
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: coming through.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: On the drive-thru, he might discover it.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: He's going to pluck you out of the chorus.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 1: McDonald's got talent. I hate that because my first thought
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: is sanitation. Like.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: If they're, like, messing around that much on there, I'm like.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: They're not really playing anything. And you're not wrong on this. Yeah,
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: that attitude. I know. We screwed around on jobs. We
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: weren't doing that kind of stuff. How about a Woody
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: Show skydive?
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. We'd be no good team.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: Like, whoever wants to go. I'm not sure how the
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: company would feel about that from a liability standpoint.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 4: That's a good point.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: Like, we're going to have to volunteer. I wanted to
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: do it, but the company said no. I would do
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: it again. If Greg agreed to do it, I would
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: do it again.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: You could do tandem.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: I've always said that I did it. I satisfied my
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: curiosity about it.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: Right. And I have no real need to do it again.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: And it was great. I thoroughly enjoyed it. But it's
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: one of those, like, do I need to do it again? No.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: But if Greg was going to go do it, and
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: it was the only way everybody went and did it,
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: I would totally go. I hate that expression, never say never,
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: because what's wrong with saying never? I would, nah. Ever
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: do it. Ever. Even if the plane was going down
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: and that was the way to... I'm not doing it. Really? No. Never.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: Would you rather do that or bungee jump off a bridge?
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, like with those.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: Probably bungee jump.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: Did you do the Brazilian version?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: No, you're actually attached to something.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: I am with stuff like this, the way that people,
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: other people are, and I am not... When it comes
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: to food, I'm not adventurous.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: No. So I was like, oh, this is Gator. Try it. Nope. No, never.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: Never for that? That's nothing. See?
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: And like when people talk about these other things they
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: want to do, like, you know, bungee jump or skydive or,
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 10: Sure.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 7: I would say the analogy is imperfect as Gator has
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 7: a low possibility of killing you if you're eating it.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not talking about i'm saying like how
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: people have that never and people go oh no big
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: deal that's your never yeah that's that's my never it's
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: weird that like i have a sense of adventure when
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: it comes to things like that jumping out and not
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: have a sense of adventure when it comes to.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 1: You know trying food trying some interesting food yeah i.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: Was talking to somebody the other day man i'm like
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: man it'd be really cool you see these uh Guys
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: in the planes, they fly them into hurricanes.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, great idea. No, that would be cool. That would
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: be super cool. If you're in the middle, nothing's going on.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: You just got to get to the middle.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 2: No, but to me, I think that would be interesting.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: That would be something that I would do.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you and Menace have been meaning to do or
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: wanting to do the zero gravity plane. Yes, the vomit comet.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 5: Zero G, dude.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the company, right?
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 5: Zero G.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: That's still on your bucket list? Yeah.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: We're still trying to get Menace to eat vegetables. We're
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: going to start there. I've got an heirloom tomato in
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: studio that menace won't touch.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that what that is?
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 4: It smells really good.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: There's a plate of tomatoes sitting over there.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 7: Every time we've brought up tomatoes for the past 10 years,
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 7: menace says, oh, they taste like nothing.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 5: It's just water. Throwing water on top of your food.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 7: And I said, well, yeah, your fast food tomato probably
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 7: does taste like not much. But if you get like
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 7: a real dark brown earthy heirloom tomato.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: Like full on farmer's market. I went to the farmer's market.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: Are they marinated? Is that what they use in the jar? No.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 7: No, that's literally raw. It was so tender and soft
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 7: and juicy. It's so flavorful. I've had like five slices.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: Hand it to Menace. I was like a 30-year-old basic bitch.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 7: I went to the farmer's market.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: It's just a tomato. There's nothing on it, right?
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: That is a taste explosion.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 5: It's so rich.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: That is just nature's candy. It's perfect.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 2: It's just a tomato. There's nothing on it, right? There's
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: no seasoning of any kind.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: I washed it and cut it and that is it.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go ahead. Absolutely. Just put the whole
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: thing in there.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 4: It's a tomato.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: Don't you like tomato sauce?
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 4: Spaghetti sauce?
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? It got halfway in his mouth. It
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: came right out. He didn't even take a bite of it.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: It's delicious.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: He bit it. I think it squirted.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 5: It exploded in my mouth.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: That's because it's juicy. Juicy and delicious.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: Mattis, we're going to save one last slice for you
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: to try again.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: I don't want it!
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: Wait here.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: I'll take whichever one you don't want.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you pick. We slice, you pick.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 5: How about both of them?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want them. This one's smaller. I'll take the
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 1: larger one. Just bite the half of it off. Oh,
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: I'm so jealous. Again, these are so juicy and delicious.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 5: So good.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: This is sacrilege what you're doing. How's it good? Yeah.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. Yeah, it's a thick, rich, salty, umami.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 4: Like you said, earthy.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, earthy. Put the whole thing in your mouth and
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: just chew it. Put the whole thing in your mouth
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 1: and just chew it. It's a tomato. It's a tomato slice.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pass out. Oh, my God. Put the
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: whole thing in there. The whole thing.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: Keep it in there. It's just a tomato.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: He can't physically get it to him. His face is
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: so red, dude.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: Why is your face red?
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 4: It's tomato red.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: Do it. Just chew. Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 1: He's drooling. His shoe fell off. It's just a tomato. Whoa, whoa. What?
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with him?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: Because his mom didn't make him eat vegetables. When he says,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: it's just like putting water on your burger. Okay, I
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 1: understand where... It's like butt water.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: I understand where you say, oh, it kind of waters
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: down the flavor.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 1: Therefore, I don't like tomatoes or lettuce on a burger.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: Not to say that the tomato itself is bad.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: It's like roots. I mean, they're not using these... High
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: quality tomatoes. It's like fruits. TV show roots?
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 5: Faster tomatoes.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 4: You would throw up at a beet for sure.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: That tastes like straight up dirt. That is so... Menace,
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: why do you think me, Greg, Gina are like, oh man,
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: that's so good. And you're like, beet!
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: Even I did it. I know, because your mouth's broken.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 1: As you say, it's like water.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 5: There's better food out there, dude.
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think there is. You don't think there is?
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't taste like.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 4: Well, you like tomato-flavored things.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: How about those tomatoes with some, like, fresh mozzarella?
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's some burrata.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 5: Burrata.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: Some basil. Oh, God. I think the basil's a waste
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: of time on that salad.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know, like, okay, so you're talking about, like,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 3: little pieces of bread with a little tomato on it
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 3: and then the stuff on top.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: Like brisket.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: So what's the difference?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just dolled up together, but just straight up, like...
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: Butt tomato?
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, butt juice? I'm good, dude.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: So is that kind of like how I'm talking about
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: with like avocado? Like if avocado's in a sushi roll,
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: no problem. But just the avocado by itself?
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 4: Well, remember what it's supposed to taste like. Clean schlong.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's what Gina said. Well, that's what the
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: internet said, and I agree.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: Avocado tastes like clean penis. What if we took that
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: tomato and soaked it in Code Red Mountain Dew?
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: Then let's go. Wait, what were they doing?
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: It was like pickles and Kool-Aid or something?
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 4: That was not bad.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: That was a big thing earlier this year. I thought
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: it would be gross.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 6: 877-44-FOOT.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: All right, well, that's going to do it for Monday, everybody.
• 2:03:14
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• 2:03:15
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• 2:03:21
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• 2:03:24
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• 2:03:34
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• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a clear conscience is usually the sign of a
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: bad memory.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 4: Ah, I like that.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: We all guilty of something. We all did something.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to remember it now. I heard a
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: really good quote. You know how everybody's got things? Nobody's
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: got a perfect record, right? Like everybody's got something that
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: they wish they would have done differently or they helped.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: You know, like a regret or you made a mistake
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: or something, right?
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: Except for CBAS, yeah. Well, except for CBAS. Right.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: Man, there's a really great quote about how you can't
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: just keep yourself on trial for the rest of your life.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 15: Oh.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: For something in the past that you can't go back on.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: The fact that you're even thinking about it or the
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: fact that you do feel that way is a good
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 2: sign because it means that you do have some kind
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: of perspective about, hey, I made a mistake.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 1: I would do things that you've learned from it.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: The hell if I can remember on a Monday what
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: the goddamn quote is.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: But the way you paraphrase it makes sense.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 18: It's almost like if you cheat on someone, you can
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 18: forgive yourself.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like that. Sounds like a cheater to me.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this morning. You know, we love
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: Have a great day. SMD double M.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.