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Norse Sinnoh E18: Burder - Bird Murder · The Multiverse Collective

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  Jesus fucking Christ, if you guys want to take a couple
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  minutes to piss a rock, go grab some water.
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  Piss a rock. I think do.
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  You have. Kidneys.
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  Yeah, you. Missed what you were saying
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  earlier. It's a little calcium buildup
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  between urethras, Jesus. Christ.
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  Today we we started the war against Shadow Lugia.
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  And, you know, so far into this battle, you know, Brutus has
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  shot put his phalanx into that big bird.
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  What what bird was it again? I can't remember.
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  But it's it's hectic out here. Gyna emptied a tsunami of bones
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  out of the backpack. And I don't know how she's so
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  strong to be able to do that. It it's, yeah, it's kind of
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  remarkable that she's been carrying that on her back this
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  whole time. And I embraced different God's
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  power. It's been fun so far.
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  I can't wait to see how this one ends.
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  OK, so we just saw Clyde fully embrace chaos, something that I
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  was not expecting him to do for a good while.
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  And Ghana and Brutus, you now you also hear this just maniacal
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  laughter as this the moon goes from white to red.
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  And I think Lugia has steadily been approaching and is now.
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  You're close enough to where you can kind of see his face.
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  It even looks up at the moon, confused, before shaking it off
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  and continuing its path forward. Here, Brutus, what are you up
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  to? So I'm, I'm in the claws of this
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  braviary. I am going to punch it in the
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  face. Yeah, I I'm just going to
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  exchange blows with this thing. Hell yeah, go ahead and roll
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  plus attack. Is +2 so it's only a four, so
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  that one probably doesn't hit, but I'm going to use Blitz Boxer
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  to attack again. Hell yeah.
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  Once again, completely new character sheets and like new
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  abilities. Yeah, I get 2 points to to add
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  an extra attack to my moves. So let's try this again, +2.
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  Much better. That's a 10.
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  OK, And with that, I'm also going to trigger my Fighting
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  Style for one point as well to add an additional damage.
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  Hell yeah. So that's a 2 damage point.
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  Punch right in the feet of this bird.
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  You see this Braviary falter for a second, but it's still it's
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  still got actually, you know what I think because you hit it
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  the second time, it's been steadily getting getting higher
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  and higher in the sky. And I think because of that
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  first fail, which by the way, go ahead and mark a point of
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  spotlight if you haven't. But I think on the second punch,
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  I think Braviary, let's go of you.
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  And as you fall back to the ground you do one of those like
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  superhero like 3 point stances. Oh hell yeah.
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  But you do take a point of damage.
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  Oh no. Oh, no, fine.
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  Oh wait, we have. We have a lot of help.
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  You take two points of damage. Oh, come on.
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  I'm. I'm not.
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  What you guys are? Saying, you know, squishy.
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  Yeah, we're still. Squishy.
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  Yeah, but you're like 10 squishy.
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  You're not like 3 squishy. Well, diamonds 8 squishy.
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  I could be even squishier and I would give up HP.
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  For more. Bones, she's saying.
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  As Brutus, as Brutus lands with this, this superhero landing, he
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  takes a deep breath and he looks up at the Lukie and goes here
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  next. And I'm going to use Second Wind
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  to recover all my hell. Hell yeah.
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  All right, let's see. OK so now the good guys are
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  freaking the fuck out in a good way, but also what the fuck
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  happened in the moon way? That being said, they are able
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  to take out one legion of infantry and the final legion of
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  Archers. This last legion of infantry is
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  gonna roll a courage check. They do make it, but they only
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  do five points of damage. Braviary is going to, you know
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  what it looks at, it looks at Brutus and you just, you just
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  hear. I also forget what I gave
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  Braviary's voice. So it's just gonna, we're gonna
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  have this. Fine, you want.
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  Mistress, you can have. Her.
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  And it flies off towards Clyde and Clyde you are.
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  Nothing's going to happen because it rolled a three.
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  So Clyde, as you are, as you are reveling in this, this chaos
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  power, you just instinctively you set up this wall of blood
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  that comes up from the ground and slows the braviary down so
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  that it it runs into you, but it doesn't do any damage.
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  So now it's over by you. That being said, though, Lugia
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  is here and it is not happy. So I'm going to use one of its
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  abilities and I'm going to you see the shadow energy come from
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  come from Lugia as its wings, you know, wing hands kind of
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  grab this giant ball of shadow and it is going to it is going
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  to send an arrow blast at the entire field.
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  So I need everybody to give me a or I need everybody to roll 2D6
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  plus defense. Why do you always want me to
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  roll stuff I'm not good at? 8 Lesson 9.
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  Oh I roll the 10 and I get plus one.
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  Nice. OK.
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  Say, I think the last time we leveled up, we all put points
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  and defend because. We definitely.
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  Yeah. OK, OK, so because this was a
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  success but not a not a crit success, your next attack is
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  going to be done with disadvantage.
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  It is also going to do you see some of the shadow energy is
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  kind of like steaming off of this.
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  Lugia however looks to have supercharged this aeroblast that
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  goes basically just flattens the entire battlefield.
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  You see dozens of resistance fighters get flung all over the
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  place and it just hits the tree doing 203 hundred points of
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  damage. Jesus.
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  Fucking Christ. Hey, it took away its HP though
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  that being said. Point of damage to Lugia?
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  Well, he did 300 lbs of damage to the tree.
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  The World Tree is now sitting at 395 out of 1000.
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  Yeah, we don't. What we are going to get some
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  fortifications and it's going to be a lot.
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  So now at this point that the that everything is the ground
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  forces are all but taken care of and Braviary and Lugia look to
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  be relatively tied up. The remainder of these forces
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  can fully focus on reinforcing this tree and fortifying it.
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  So because we got a full success, I get to roll a Do any
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  of you have AD 20 lying around? I have 3.
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  All right, who wants to roll AD 20?
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  Nile, you want to do it? I can't do it.
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  What? Here's my new lofts and loot
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  dice that I got in this month. Care package.
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  I was about to say I once again my last loot dies out of my car.
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  I forgot to grab it. Yeah, shout out to, well, my.
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  D6 they're. Sending us cool dice.
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  Right. Right.
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  Just just AD 20 flat. Yeah, just a flat D20.
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  Come on baby, we need a nut twat here. 1919 OK so it recovers 190
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  points of damage from from these Pokémon.
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  Now fully working on protecting this tree.
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  So now I need to do math. 585. Yes.
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  All right so you guys can withstand another decent attack,
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  which is good. This is very very good oh and I
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  need to roll a courage check for this last infantry which got a
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  gnat 1. So the ground forces have
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  officially been defeated and as these last few Pokémon are
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  retreating, you see you know either coated in blood or bones
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  or both or neither. You see these last few Pokémon
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  get picked off by the resistance and now, now we're in the end
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  game of of this fight. So when you say Ryperior can
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  absorb the attack of a full Legion, could it theoretically
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  absorb Lugia's attack? Are we considering them?
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  Part of Lugia's attack. OK.
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  I mean, that's worth considering.
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  Does anybody have a better plan? I think that is the play, the
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  play just to. Keep.
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  No, yeah, especially with the damage we're at right now.
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  Like that's, that's the best plan, OK.
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  All right, it will absorb it. Up to it depends on what Lugia
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  wants to do here. It depends on if it's angry at
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  the tree or at you. I'm going to do my best to get
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  its attention, so OK. All right, noted Riparia has
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  been tapped. Cool, I'm.
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  A fuck up this braviary. Oh yeah?
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  Well, Brutus is going to take some more damage from this
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  curse. Brutus or Brick?
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  Brick. I would have.
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  I feel like I would have. I haven't.
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  I'll I'll I'll return Brick next turn.
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  OK. Like, I was, I was, I was in the
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  clutches, yeah. Yeah.
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  God that's a brutal curse. I especially with his health.
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  Only 5. I may have to change that if
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  that's like crazy, if I could just.
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  Get rid of it, that'd be great. Too, Yeah.
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  I know it could be after we defeat Lugia that it disappears.
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  Yeah, we'll see. Very true.
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  Very true. Yeah.
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  So you guys, you guys are up. This Braviary is looking still
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  in the yellow, but much worse for wear.
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  And this Lugia, you still see the shadow energy kind of
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  steaming off of it and it's it is flapping it's wings a little
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  bit slower. It looks like it it kind of
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  juiced up that first hit to at at the cost of some of its life
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  force. I just found a thing that you
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  made and I am very excited to use it that I didn't know was a
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  thing. Oh boy.
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  Hey Matt, can I use all three of my Pokémon in a teamwork attack
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  against the the loot gear or is that just a me thing?
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  It's you and one of your Pokémon.
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  Well, me and Brick are going for this thing then.
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  Hell yeah. All right, so this is this is
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  another new one. So go ahead and roll 2D6.
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  It's going to be straight. You're looking to get the 2
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  numbers close to each other. The numbers themselves don't
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  matter, just how. Like what the difference is.
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  A4A4 and A6 so 2. OK, so the move is going to hit
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  successfully and then? This was icy win, by the way.
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  OK, Yeah. So what does this look like from
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  a from a teamwork perspective? Is the Lugia I I assume it's
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  still flying? Yeah, it's, it's flying low
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  enough to where it's not like, you know, super high in the sky.
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  And it's also giant, OK, Like, imagine, imagine this Lugia.
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  It's we're talking like the size of a 747 at least.
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  Wow. All right.
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  I oh God, it'd be really funny and if in order to get up there,
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  Camphor did the opposite and shot foot us like they all stuck
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  together and did like the loop de loop and throw.
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  Yeah, You know what I think? I think I'm, I'm with it.
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  I think that camphor, because there's six of them, they, they
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  line up in a line and they're able to like whip you around and
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  using the centrifugal force they're able to, they're able to
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  fling you and then brick. Up Well, I can.
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  I can recall Brick get thrown up there and then throw him back
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  out to use Icy Wind. And I I guess for my part of it
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  too, I'm just going to try and punch this thing while I'm in
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  the air. It's my part of the attack.
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  And I think as as this all happens, Brick is recalled, you
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  are flung up, Brick is Brick is sent back out and this icy wind,
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  I think Brick grabs you and you grab Brick and you start like
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  corkscrewing and this this ice mixes with your fist and you
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  just get this, this punch of, of icy damage into this Lugia.
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  I, I, I rolled AD 6 for the special ability and I've got a
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  six, so that's minus special on this thing.
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  All right, that is going to be good.
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  That is going to lower the damage of yes what it's.
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  Called speed. That might speed, might be
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  speed. Speed is speed.
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  OK. Then it's speed.
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  It's minus speed all right. Yeah.
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  So I think with this lowered speed you are able to if you
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  want you can mount this Lugia. Absolutely, dude.
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  OK, so so he as as this like Fist of Ice lands it sticks to
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  it, and he just sort of uses that as momentum to get around
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  onto this thing's neck. Absolutely, absolutely.
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  Guynan and Clyde, what are you guys up to?
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  I am Googling something. This is very important
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  information for my next move. Lovely.
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  Amazing. OK, I know what's happening.
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  Do you want to go first? Because I haven't decided what
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  I'm going to. Do yet?
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  Yeah, absolutely. So I have something else in my
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  backpack that I would like to use, Matthew.
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  OK. Sounds so scary.
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  I know I'm terrified. So Guynan is feeling incredibly
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  inspired based on all the shot putting that she's seen today,
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  and with her incredibly, incredibly useful new move Holy
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  Strength, I would like to roll to whip my piston through the
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  air at the Lugia's head. Incredible holy strength being.
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  I forget what class it's pulled from, but when you roll plus
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  attack you may replace that bonus with that of your no
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  trait, which guidance is +3. Yes it is.
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  So using the power of physics, I would like to whip this.
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  Physics. What physics?
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  It's essentially the same thing, and I was Googling the weight of
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  tank Pistons just in case you're wondering.
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  Between 15 and 50 lbs generally. OK, I'll let you determine how
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  heavy you want it to be, but I'm going to roll now all.
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  Right. So go ahead, let's do an
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  exchange blows. OK.
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  And then you can just roll with that that +3 for your plus, no?
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  Oh, that's unfortunate. Well, with my plus three, I got
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  a six. OK Oh, oh, I know what I'm going
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  to have to. We have.
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  Weak little arms, big ol brain, weak little arms.
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  Actually, the arms are very strong.
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  It does. It does get up there.
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  Unfortunately, it clocks Brutus in the head.
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  Fuck. Brutus, go ahead and take three
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  points of damage. Son of a bitch, I'm so sorry.
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  Do I get a spotlight for that at least?
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  You sure do. And I will also say you can, you
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  can advance the gravity clock if you want.
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  I feel like I feel like that. That's like a nice moment of
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  like I'm I'm using the knowledge of my friend.
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  Oops. I've gave my friend a
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  concussion. Horrible, horrible concussion.
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  Well, he's on an angry 747. Do you think this would affect
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  Brutus's brain? Come on.
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  Brutus, you are no longer sure who the current president is.
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  Wait. We have a president.
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  He can't read, but does he care? It's George W Bush.
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  OK, so you said this braviary was in a world of blood.
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  Yeah. OK I want to do 2 things here.
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  Can can I, as your human Drex, harden the blood so we can't
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  move and have Sven use extreme speed?
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  Yeah, you can certainly try both those.
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  OK. So for the unchecking your
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  character sheet for the blood roll, let's call that.
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  Do we want to call that? Is it like use a move?
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  Yeah. Do we want to call that?
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  Yeah, let's call it. Use a move for now.
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  OK. That's a Nat 12 baby, so 13.
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  Holy shit. OK, yeah.
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  I think with a Nat 12, this blood, you you just think, you
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  just think that you want this blood to be solid and all of a
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  sudden it is. And Braviary is, I think, caught
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  up in this blood wall, which is going to allow, it's going to
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  allow this extreme speed to be strike decisively.
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  OK, cool. I think, yeah.
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  Strike decisively plus attack or talk, which is whichever is more
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  appropriate. OK I've got I meant to ask this
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  last time because me and spen have a symbiotic relationship.
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  How does that work? It'll be.
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  It's whoever attacks higher, right?
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  Because it says you and your partner.
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  Partner Pokémon share trade modifiers and roll with the
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  highest of theirs or yours and mine's higher.
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  Yes, yes, because of the the Ranger move Yeah, so you go
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  ahead and roll +2 because that's going to be the attack of spin.
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  Also for those listening and for those playing, all of these
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  abilities may be subject to change if we feel that they are
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  either over or under balanced. So just let me know what y'all
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  think. That's a nine.
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  That is a nine. OK, so the attack is going to
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  hit. And I think with with the blood
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  wall and as this this Braviary is defenseless, it is going to
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  do significant damage. However Braviary is going to
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  send the last bit of its life force over to Lugia.
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  And you see as this Braviary just you just you hear laughing
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  as the psychic kind of ear head things the Mickey Mouse guys,
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  you see they send off this purple shadowy mist over to
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  Lugia that looks as though it is empowered slightly.
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  But this Braviary has been has been defeated with A9.
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  What the? Stupid bird dead.
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  You get to choose one. So either a risk happens, you
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  lose access to a weapon, we can figure that out, what that looks
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  like depending on if you choose that, or you cause some
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  collateral damage. I'll go for the collateral
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  damage. OK, who do we say is closer?
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  Guy name or Brutus? I mean, we're both technically
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  on the loogie at this point, right?
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  Well, true. Or at least in the vicinity at
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  this moment. Right in the middle of both of
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  them if if you remember correctly because gardens where
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  the infantry was. Brutus is at Loogia and The
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  Archers is like in the middle of the field.
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  That's true, but. Didn't Gaiden just attack with a
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  piston? Yeah, Gynan was on Bradley.
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  Yeah, from the infantry line. All right.
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  Oh, OK. Right, right, right.
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  I forgot you were on Bradley. I think as Lucario punches into
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  this blood this hardened, these hardened shards of blood go
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  flying all over the place. And Gynan, you are going to take
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  two points of damage being impaled with these like blood
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  stalactites. I literally just hurt Brutus way
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  worse than that. That's OK.
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  All right, so this Lugia, it doesn't have a blood bag to pump
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  up its attacks, so it is going to try and 1st it's going to try
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  and shake Brutus off. So Brutus, go ahead, make let's
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  do a weather the storm here. Plus defend.
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  Yeah, I'll let you pick how you want to do that.
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  But essentially Lugia is trying to like Corkscrew you off of it.
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  Well, 3 + 3 is 6, so. All right, so go ahead and take.
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  Go ahead and take two more points of damage as you fall to
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  the ground. Wait, no, that's I have to score
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  a critical hit for that. OK, Yeah.
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  Yeah, Yeah. OK.
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  Yeah, go ahead and take two more points of damage is you fall to
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  the ground and Brick is also going to go down here.
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  Oh yeah, OK, that's fine. I forgot about that.
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  Let's see. So by doing that, Lugia is is
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  going to focus on getting you off of it.
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  So the attack that it sends over the tree is going to be absorbed
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  by Ryperior and that's it. Let's see, the forces of good
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  are going to attempt to fortify it again.
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  And now? Now we see the benefit of this.
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  Do any of y'all have AD 10 handy?
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  Otherwise I can roll one. Sorry, there's a lot of dice
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  this episode. Yeah, I have ADI have AD 10 all.
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  Right, go ahead and roll me AD ten straight. 10.
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  All right, Yeah. You see this tree is is being
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  these these fires that are still raging are being put out and you
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  see in areas where this tree has been damaged, the forces of good
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  are now fully kind of letting you guys take the reins on
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  fighting this Lugia here and and working on putting this tree
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  back together. That is going to be the top of
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  the order. We have a couple of.
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  There's no more legions, right? Right.
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  Yeah. But if you want to use like any
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  of these attacks or if if you wanted to use like like Kendra,
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  for example, if you wanted to roll for that and try and use
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  that again if you if you succeed.
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  I say the other the other. I'm assuming the saboteurs
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  wouldn't work. Can we use the saboteurs on
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  Lugia to negate one of its attacks?
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  Yeah, I don't want that. Cool.
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  I think that's an easy decision then.
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  All right, that is noted. Cool.
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  Yeah. So this fight, this fight is
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  getting getting down to the wire here.
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  Guy named Prudus and Clyde. What are you guys up to?
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  Other than profusely apologizing to Prudus for hitting him in
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  the. He doesn't remember it happened.
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  He actually does remember now. He got hit in the head of who
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  the president was. Yeah, I got hit on the head and
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  I'm going to swap my attack and intuition real quick.
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  On concussion. Can Bradley actually do anything
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  that's helpful right now? Oh, absolutely.
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  I fucking can. OK, buckle up.
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  And sorry, I am going to use Dust on Lithia, which inflicts
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  double damage to any Pokémon on the effects of Fly.
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  Yeah, oh God, of course. That's so good.
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  Yeah, you sure will. Bring it down.
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  That's 2D6 plus special attack, which is a + 0 for Bradley.
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  Unfortunately, because I have no foresight, that is still a nine.
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  All right, yeah, that's going to do some damage to to Lugia for
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  sure. Not looking happy.
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  And it's you see, this tornado kind of brings it closer to the
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  ground for Brutus and Clyde to to get in there.
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  Remember double damage. It does double damage.
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  Yes. OK, Brutus, do you want me to go
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  first or I can get it to the ground?
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  I say, yeah, it's pretty close already, but if you want to
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  bring it the rest of the way, I can.
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  Bring it the full way down. OK, so I'm going to return Rayo
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  and throw out Stalimer, and then I'm going to have Stalimer use
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  Smackdown, which again is double damage.
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  Fuck yard is. All right, because it's in the
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  air. Yeah.
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  It is still in the air. OK, so that's 2D6 plus attack.
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  OK, that is an 11. OK, so that does 2 damage.
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  What's the damage based on that one?
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  OK, got it. Lugia gets pelted with rocks and
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  is now fully on the ground. It had to it had to come and
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  like perch. So it's just kind of it's it's
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  chilling on the ground before it can get back up.
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  But that gives an opening for Brutus.
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  Yeah, first thing I'm going to do, I'm going to use my second
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  wind again to restore five health.
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  OK. So just bring myself back up to
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  Max again because I am really good at taking hits.
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  And then Brutus is going to look at Nightshade and they're just
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  sort of going to nod at each other and I'm going to use
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  another teamwork attack with Brutus punching and bite from
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  Nightshade. Hell yeah.
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  So. Let's see how this works.
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  That's a one difference. Thank.
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  God, that was that role because that was a one to two.
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  So it's successfully. Bite is a dark type move for
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  double damage. Yes.
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  It says I'm technically punching this thing.
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  Would you allow me to use my fighting style to add an
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  additional damage? I would allow that.
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  All right, so I'm going to do that.
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  So I'm dealing to damage as well, OK.
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  And then I'm going to use a blitz boxer again to punch it
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  again. Holy shit.
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  All right, Yeah, let's see it. All right, so this is just a
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  plus attack plus 210 using my last point of fighting style to
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  deal 2 damage. Oh, man, this Lugia is this
• 28:33
  Lugia is on the ropes, guys. We're we're almost there.
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  So to clarify what just happened, Brutus and Nightshade
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  basically simultaneously punched this thing and bit this thing at
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  the same time, and then just an epic uppercut with Brutus's
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  other hand. Yeah, this.
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  I mean this Lugia not looking, not looking great, not looking
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  super happy. I'm also all out of all of my
• 28:57
  charges, so that's everything I got.
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  So it is going to once again pump itself up with a little bit
• 29:05
  of life energy it has left and we are going to see another aero
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  blast come through. Lugia's in desperation mode.
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  So this one is all or nothing. It's basically going to get hit
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  all of you. Wait, Matt, one second I need to
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  roll the thing. Be rolling.
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  I forgot the other part of teamwork attack.
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  If I roll a 5 or 6 the effect on the move activates and I rolled
• 29:30
  A5 to activate flinch on. Oh my God, yeah, it doesn't.
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  It doesn't juice itself up. It's just it's sitting there.
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  I forgot. Bite had a flinch effect.
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  Oh my God. OK, Yeah.
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  It doesn't get it doesn't get its second attack because of the
• 29:52
  the the thing we did so. Exactly.
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  It it, it can't do anything. It's back to the top of the
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  round if you guys want to. I don't know if there's a move
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  you can't can do, but if you want to, try and roll for one of
• 30:07
  the ones that you've used. Yeah, I think our best bets to
• 30:09
  try and recover the Kendra at this point because if we can
• 30:13
  get, if we can get them to attack this thing as well.
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  Who else to roll AD 6? My Clyde, you do it.
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  You have a better time. Yeah, please.
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  Mile. 6 all. Right.
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  Yeah. So Kendra is going again, you
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  see again this this like legion of cavalry that has has been
• 30:35
  working on fortifying the tree is able to swing around and as
• 30:39
  Lugia is stuck in place with this this teamwork attack, you
• 30:44
  see it does two more damage and it's back up to you guys.
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  This Lugia has 5HP, Can we? Please can I?
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  'Cause like I said, I'm out. I got bites left and that's all
• 30:57
  I got. Clyde's going to walk towards
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  the loo gear and you know he's he's got this start of obviously
• 31:04
  now he's got this your human jacks blood fucking superpower
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  shit going on. He's going to stand at the very
• 31:12
  front front of it, like as close as you can possibly get.
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  Hopefully. What I want to do is put both my
• 31:19
  hands over its nostrils and then I just want to pump as much
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  blood as I possibly can through its lungs.
• 31:27
  OK. Yeah, drown that bucker.
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  Jesus, we're drowning it in blood.
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  Yeah, we are. That's what he deserves.
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  Vikings. All right, Yeah.
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  Wow. Fuck.
• 31:43
  What are we going to call this? It's not defenseless, for sure.
• 31:48
  I guess we'll just call this exchange blows.
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  OK. And that's a plus attack, right?
• 31:53
  Yeah. OK, guys, guys, give the dice.
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  Look, that's a dirty 12 all. Right.
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  Yeah. What does this look like?
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  It's not dead yet, but it's. Oh boy.
• 32:21
  So I think let's add a bit of flavour to the shower.
• 32:25
  So as as I'm walking towards Loogie, I'm going to return
• 32:30
  Stella Mer again and throw out REO.
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  And I'm going to use the residual.
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  I'm going to have REO like stood at my feet and I'm going to use
• 32:36
  the residual blood pulls that he has from splashing around to
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  feed in through the armour and out my hands as these just
• 32:44
  torrents of blood just pours straight out.
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  And it's not like it's just coming out the palms.
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  You can see it like flying from like the top of the shoulders
• 32:55
  down into the hands of Clyde, into the lungs of Lugia.
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  Clyde, I'm going to have you take two points of damage.
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  OK. All right, Hell yeah, Yeah.
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  You feel as you feel as you draw on this power.
• 33:13
  You you take some damage as you just hear Zasian laughing in
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  your head. But this move gossip goes off
• 33:21
  well. All right, who's next?
• 33:23
  This Lugia is on death's door. How much else does it have left?
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  Did you say how much it took? Maybe.
• 33:29
  You say how many damage I did. It took two damage so it is 3.
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  It is at 3 HP do. You want me to go next so you
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  can get the killing blow? I either that or I had another
• 33:43
  idea as well, because if you scroll over a little bit on the
• 33:46
  moves page, there's group moves. I was going to say, if you
• 33:49
  wanted to do the killing, blow together.
• 33:51
  Oh shit. We can.
• 33:56
  When everyone would do the same move or several ones to help the
• 33:59
  one with the lowest relevant trait rolled.
• 34:03
  I since Joshua's been hanging out, you know, in the
• 34:07
  battlefield doing his worm from Tremors, but as a crocodile
• 34:11
  situation, I was going to suggest that he comes up and
• 34:14
  uses Crunch on Lugia as it's here on the ground.
• 34:19
  Yeah, you can do that too. That's fine.
• 34:21
  I I'm just saying if if you wanted to no you could use your
• 34:24
  screw. What?
• 34:28
  Yeah, yeah, Let's do it. All right, Leah, what do you
• 34:30
  want this to look like? This is your kill.
• 34:33
  I'm just along for the ride. I think I I think can we can we
• 34:39
  get Clyde in on this too? Yeah.
• 34:41
  Even though we already went. I didn't see that until after
• 34:43
  that move already started. Yeah, give me, give me, give me
• 34:47
  a fucking team blast. Yeah, it's, it's gonna be just
• 34:50
  the three of us all using our relevant weapons.
• 34:53
  I I assume Clyde's bow and arrow, Gaiden's piston.
• 34:57
  Yep. And just Brutus punching it.
• 35:00
  Gaiden's hitting it over the head with the piston.
• 35:03
  Yes, 100%. That's what's happening.
• 35:07
  Like a like an old abuela with a rolling pin.
• 35:10
  Yes, that's. That's what I'm imagining.
• 35:14
  Who has the lowest attack? I think it might be Clyde.
• 35:17
  I have two for. Attack.
• 35:18
  I also have two. I.
• 35:20
  Get to use. My but but she uses her no which
• 35:24
  is a + 3. So it's either way it's a 2.
• 35:26
  So why don't you roll? +2 Did you say yes?
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  Yeah. Do we give advantage or anything
• 35:35
  too? I don't.
• 35:35
  None of us have any abilities I guess, so nothing active.
• 35:39
  Yeah, nothing, nothing active. It's fine either way 'cause it
• 35:42
  was a 10, but. Sick.
• 35:52
  Yeah, so by the power vested in me and with the power of
• 35:56
  friendship and teamwork, the three of you got together for
• 36:00
  this final. For this final attack, Gynan is
• 36:04
  just slamming down on the head of this thing with a piston,
• 36:07
  Clyde is just shooting these bloody arrows at right for the
• 36:12
  neck, and Brutus just goes right for a punch right on the right
• 36:17
  on the beak of this thing. And as you all stand back, this
• 36:21
  giant beast of a Pokémon flops down to the ground and you are
• 36:28
  victorious. Yeah.
• 36:35
  I think that's where we're going to end it.
• 37:04
  I like no rest. Go till nothing's left.
• 37:09
  I'm only gonna kill my best. Got nothing left to say but if
• 37:17
  you get in my way just kind of made a price to bear.
• 37:47
  You can knock me down. You can knock me down.
• 37:48
  You can knock me down. You can knock me down.