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100 | 100th Episode Spectacular · The ExtraCooler Show

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  Welcome to Washington. This is Lord extra cooler and
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  welcome to the extra cooler show.
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  No teeth. Beefaroni on a boat, man.
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  That's the problem right there. To the extra cooler show.
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  Welcome to the extra cooler shows. 100 episodes spectacular.
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  My name is Nick otherwise known as extra cooler and this week we
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  are celebrating. You guessed it.
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  Our 100th episode with me. I've got Jimmy Polo, my key work
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  rate and the Hop God as usual Maniac, Mike work, right?
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  As usual, you can find us on Instagram at extra cooler and
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  join us over. The Discord Channel.
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  We're having a lot of fun over there, chatting, all things Kern
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  past present, you know, the drill.
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  So before we start celebrating, Matt, you've got some
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  housekeeping to do. So why don't you take it over?
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  I sure do. So, last week, we went through
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  Goldberg's streak ending, but before we even get there, I want
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  to take a second and say congratulations to you.
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  Three Knuckleheads. We are 100 episodes in and I
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  pulled the hours we have Have created one hundred, sixty two
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  hours, three minutes and 43 seconds of content over 99
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  episodes. That's almost a full week's
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  worth low content straight through.
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  Absolutely insane. So a lot of time looking at your
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  mugs. Cheers fellas, good.
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  I for one am very proud that we're hitting Cargill triple
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  friggin digits super impressive. So I love the idea for a full
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  week of just liked. Oh, yes, you pity, and I'm not
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  even sleeping. No sleep.
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  Yeah, Matt. And I were doing the math.
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  I said, you know, if you need to catch up, just take a vacation,
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  40, take a week off from work, and just listen to us Non-Stop
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  and you never sleep by episode 24.
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  So you'll start to get delirious and actually find us humorous.
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  Oh yeah, maybe maybe like Aaron Rodgers and the cave.
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  Yeah. Are you go 3?
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  Well, moving into the Goldberg we last week talked about
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  Goldberg's title Reigns and he was champion from July, 6th
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  through December 27th, which was the, which was 174 days.
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  And the ending of the streak is what we covered last week.
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  But Halloween, Havoc 1999, he actually did get the world title
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  one other time, so we were wrong.
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  But there was some Shenanigans in there and that's why nobody
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  ever remembers it. He won it at Halloween Havoc.
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  After he beat Sid Vicious by TKO to win the u.s. title.
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  Then Hogan lays down for sting at the end at the end of the
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  like kind of the tail end of the pay-per-view.
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  Hogan comes out lays down for sting sting pins.
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  Mm, it looks like an absolute shit show and then sting issues
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  an open challenge. Goldberg comes out to the
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  challenge. Oops, The Challenge three
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  minutes and eight seconds later. He's holding the title to go off
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  the air at Halloween Havoc 1999 fast-forward.
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  Awful one day to Nitro, Nitro kicks off with an angry sting in
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  the ring, not having his title. He calls out JJ Dillon, JJ
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  Dillon acknowledges, that Goldberg match was not
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  sanctioned by WCW, but he vacates the title.
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  The title is now off a Goldberg and he had a one-day rain and
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  that's why nobody remembers it. Us included.
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  Last week when we didn't, It so off super weird.
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  Super WCW. Super like Hogan laying down was
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  strange super WCW. That sounds like a new
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  Federation like yeah. I think we got a lot of letters
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  from the humanoids about that. Damn.
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  And Eggers out there correct. No, no, surprisingly, no, I was
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  expecting somebody to come out but maybe we haven't tapped into
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  our WCW Roots enough or maybe there's no roots to begin with,
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  it's just so wrong. Juice, Robinson's NXT name was
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  CJ Parker and then he went by. So, JP juice Robinson.
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  I get it. I get it.
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  And then, the fat tires that were randomly in my cooler.
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  For, what's, in the cooler? Actually came from a field
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  retro. Well, look at that down for his
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  Fantasy Baseball draft. He threw some of those in my
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  cooler, for the way home. And I totally forgot that that's
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  where they came from. So, he text me later in the day
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  was like, Wait, yeah, we stayed up after giving him a 1.5
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  evenness. Yeah, I did not kill me any shit
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  for that. He was actually proud and happy
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  that we actually went with his recognization, but that, that's
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  it from our housekeeping this week.
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  Awesome. So for our 100th episode
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  spectacular. What we decided to do is each of
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  us went into the wrestling Wine Cellar and we brought a favorite
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  bottle to share with each of you and What to keep it classy?
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  Yeah, I'm trying to class up this joint.
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  So so first, the first thing we've got on tap is The Mating
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  Game featuring the Hart foundation on Tuesday night.
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  Titans from May of 1986 Matt. This is what you brought is
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  there. Anything you want to say before
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  we start discussing this this this whole show is absolutely
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  ridiculous. Aha I'm going through You and
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  creating these skits and just having fun with these little
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  vignettes if you will, this one was The Mating Game.
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  Not the, not the dating game, don't get confused here.
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  And hosted by Vince McMahon himself, The Bachelors are the
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  Hart Foundation, Jimmy Hart, Bret Hart, and the Anvil.
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  So you guys can now take me to task about how I gravitate
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  towards Bret Hart. So I'll let you guys have the
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  floor. Have fun.
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  Actually, this is an appropriate time for this.
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  It's time that it's time. Okay.
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  Is this an addiction? Do you sit down to your mat?
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  You sit down. I've wrote something for you
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  tonight. You've played such a huge role
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  on this podcast. We have so many memories on this
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  show. Remember how Chris Jericho used
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  to be your favorite wrestler? But you always seem to pick Bret
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  Hart matches. I know we've been doing this
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  podcast for 100 episodes, and there's so much wrestling to
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  watch and it can be Hard sometimes to pick a match to
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  cover, but I speak for the group when I say we think you have a
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  problem. I think you love Bret Hart.
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  You're not fucking Somebody's Crying Mike.
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  He's crying over there. He's sad feels bad for you so
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  we're 100 episodes in Matt has probably suggested man is
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  probably suggested a bread heart match.
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  I'd say at this point a good 25 percent of the time that right.
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  Observing. I think it's fun to keep the
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  stick going and and confess to all of you Knuckleheads and and
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  jabroni is out there that don't want to admit.
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  That Bret Hart is the greatest heel of all time.
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  He kind of knows true. He kind of, you know, this is a
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  court case. You're you're working, get some
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  good evidence, some good. He'll work in this made a game
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  of course, they are heels here. Yeah, this is, this is an
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  interesting one for sure. Wait, before we get started, we
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  should say that. You can find all this stuff.
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  On YouTube, right? All these clips and press
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  coverage tonight. They're all yep.
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  YouTube pretty easy to find. What could put out the links and
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  stuff? I will make sure that the links
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  are in the description of this week's episode.
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  So go in, feel free to click and check it out along the way and
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  you can learn all about Jimmy Hart's, red bikini briefs.
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  Yeah. And or if you want to check out
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  the caterpillars on Phoebe's eyebrows you can watch it on on
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  peacock and get it in high definition or Closest thing,
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  finition. So, this is again, from May of
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  1986 Lord, Alfred Hayes, introducing Vince and it's got
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  like the dating game set. Vince has what a case, come on.
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  I don't even know what he says. What is he?
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  Ladies and gentlemen, the me I came.
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  I can do you got it, right? Let's do it.
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  Let's get the real thing. No impression needed.
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  Well, I'm making dinner. The only game shows, but all
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  those lumps as a gunfight. I know.
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  Here's your host, Vince McMahon is Lord.
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  Alfred Hayes recording from like underneath the ring or
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  something. Deep underwater, maybe he had
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  the audio and The audio in the music.
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  Just do not sync up. Well at all on this.
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  It definitely is part of the downfall of having to watch her
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  or watching on YouTube rather than know, from a streaming
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  service. Know the network is just as bad
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  on Pizza. Say yes, I watch this Bo, it's
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  awful. Yeah, it's terribly.
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  Like the the volume on the music is so incredibly loud.
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  You can barely hear what Vince is saying later on.
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  Yeah chalcedony. Their shit together, this it
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  sound like aspects in some aspects.
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  It's probably a good thing that you can't hear what Vince is
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  saying. If we're really being honest
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  here, Vince has a smirk on his face like a smug smirk on his
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  face the entire time, like he's cracking himself up like I
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  picture. Vince's, the man who wrote all
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  of this and he thinks it's absolutely hilarious.
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  I have to admit though that every time, this meant like
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  this, every time he speaks, during this whole vignette, this
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  whole episode where I want to call it it slows.
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  The entire thing down, it feels like he's talking in circles,
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  the own grammar and like the punctuation of the speech itself
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  just feels really disjointed and strange, like, is he trying to
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  remember things is he talking off a teleprompter?
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  Like I just assumed it was a teleprompter but the way he's
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  Beyond its so off the cuff so bad.
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  You know, it's funny. I just finished that book.
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  The ringmaster one, the biography of inside Yen by
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  Abraham reissman, or something like that.
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  And it's perfect. This was perfect timing to have
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  read that and then watch this because they talked about in
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  that in that book early Vince McMahon talking in circles like
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  he did, without really know what he has like, wasn't as what he
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  is today or like what? He's in the 90's and 2000's.
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  Yeah, exactly. So it's super I was like, oh,
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  this is perfect timing to be watching this.
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  Wow, and him trying to hold back laughter does not help this at
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  all. He doesn't the feels like, it
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  feels like Vince's. This is a whole rib on the Hart
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  Foundation from Vince. Like, that's all this feels like
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  to me, and it's absolutely glorious.
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  It feels like he's trying to be like Saturday Night Live to me.
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  Like, he's trying, he's trying to be live on television and get
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  a kick out of people and it's good, it's very goofy.
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  Yeah, I don't think can't. It's as cringy is Vince can be
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  and I, you know, I'm one of the first to admit, like, he really
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  makes me cringe a lot. But this is like, you know, but
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  I like to be like leans into it though.
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  Like, it's like, it's what makes it like kind of entertaining
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  plus, it's the 1980s, right? So, Like all this kind of goofy
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  stuff was on TV and it's true for People of Our Generations.
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  You know, like catnip watching this kind of thing.
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  I think he so imagine imagine Vince the way it looks today.
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  Doing this mustache delete it immediately.
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  Yeah this could not fly. Actually, a lot of what we're
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  going to talk about today. Does it all?
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  I know he's 23 because this was like super perv everything on
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  here and the yeah. Cherishing it from Dating Game
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  to The Mating Game, it just introducing the bachelors and
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  the fun facts about, you know, Jimmy Hart hails from Dixie
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  talks about how he's got a pair of fire.
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  Engine red red bikini briefs for one for every day of the month
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  in like, it's just so strange. So strange, how about right
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  before in Vince's? Going through the rules and he
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  says that, you know, after the date, they could come back and
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  fill us in on all the Gory details in a special kiss until
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  bonus. Gross.
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  But my I do have to admit though that my favorite is Bret Hart's,
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  introduction Sandy's good. So good.
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  I wrote it verbatim. So yes, I was hoping you will
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  Bret Hart is a professional athlete of national repute
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  Jeff's. Jeff, Jesus Christ, I had when I
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  try to read things it goes terribly wrong.
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  If anybody else has ever noticed, 99 100 episodes in, I
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  guess I can't read Brett's idea of a good time.
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  Is a Taffy pull. Yes.
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  What he said? Yeah.
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  Definitely what he says. Yeah.
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  When you, when you bring up the and I've taken my notes, I bring
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  up the captions and it definitely did not say Taffy
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  pull, but I can't remember what it was at this point.
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  He holds the record for writing the most unpublished letters to
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  the Playboy advisor, column and and among Brett's many colorful
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  hobbies are watching miniature golf.
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  Checking his male's male's, I don't understand and tying his
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  shoes. What, what is what should I do?
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  He's really going after. Brett.
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  Yeah. And you have bread is notice how
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  drenched Brett is like just dump the bucket of water all over his
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  head like it's you but if you watch on YouTube, you probably
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  wouldn't notice this. But it's shoulders are like
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  soaking wet. Jimmy, Hart.
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  Comments on his overall greasiness later.
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  Yes. Yep.
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  Totally does. And it's police say was that was
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  that modeling is taffy pulling Taffy.
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  Peephole Taffy, pull Taffy, pull talk to app is a key people.
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  Yeah I know it. Whatever that is happy.
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  That is that is that a Calgary thing?
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  I guess we got to look up, doesn't he?
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  Like I don't know. Like I always thought Jersey
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  Shore. Well that's what I was gonna
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  say. Jersey showing have to asks, do
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  I don't know if he's here so we'll check in with Stu if he
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  comes in but then just the I do have to commend Bret Hart.
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  Here he comes out in this is 1986 so these are like brand
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  friggin He comes out a Jordan ones that are baby blue and
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  white that are really sick. I'm not gonna lie to you like
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  swooning over Bret Hart. Seriously.
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  Meaning, there is no Swoon, his Footwear game was on point.
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  All right, he looks cool. He does look for the 80s, you're
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  right? You're not wrong.
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  It's got the aviator glasses on. He's trying to be this tough
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  guy. I know, he thinks he's the shit
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  to. That's 100% right?
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  100% every word that came out of his mouth during this I think is
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  really what Brett the real man would say not Bret.
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  At the character. So we forget, leave off Anvil,
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  and all down a beautiful sweater, he likes.
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  Rump roast AM radio and his pet. Peeve is reading books with more
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  words than pictures, according to Vince, like laying in on the
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  Hart Foundation. The the fact that he likes
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  bright colors, like I don't know why that poppies so much I'm
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  gladder. I love the sweater game, it's
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  great. Yeah, they do and they all have
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  sunglasses on by. Oh yeah, yeah, no one's all
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  three of them, have sunglasses. Bright Studio.
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  It looks like Uncle Jesse's bedroom.
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  Four full health. They have their little
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  one-liners to to enter, right who and Anvil has the best one,
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  right diesel. So, Jimmy Hart is pulls out his
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  megaphone. He just goes, who loves you,
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  baby? Brett said something really
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  perv. I don't remember what it was.
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  No Brett said, hello? Who loves you?
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  Baby? Yeah, Jimmy said, load all
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  things. Hello doll face.
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  So sorry, you're right. Who loves you baby and then the
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  Anvil in a really soft was just goes.
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  Hello. My child coming in hot and the
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  best part about loving, it's all riled up about so Phoebe.
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  Babe, you're not babe. If she did something about
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  those, the brows and the hair. I could could justify it.
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  She looks Shiite Shiite. Yeah, she looks absolutely
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  possessed at some point. Yes, like the facial.
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  There's a goes Aryan. Yes, that's exactly what was
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  going on. She looks like she could be
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  straight out of Ghostbusters. Dammit like the facial
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  expressions. She makes those big bushy
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  eyebrows. I just make it all official, are
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  sepa sewed? Gozer Yeah, I love it.
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  I'm not they don't make fun dogs so she's she's very excited in
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  the beginning right after they all say hello she goes and asks
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  questions and steel handfuls laughing.
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  I don't even know what one of the questions is and was like
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  laughing and responsibly think it's real clear crisis in Russia
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  talking about just no longer. Yeah, that's like that's about
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  the fireworks. What kind of firework are you in
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  bed? A sparkler or like a dud and
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  then fuse? Yeah, wet years ago.
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  Goes off to talk about. Are you familiar with the
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  nuclear crisis in Russia? Actually thought it was pretty
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  good like that and Will's, probably my favorite part of
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  this 100% is going to be good at this.
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  The next next question, shifts to Brett and this is where
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  things get really weird. She talks about This is when she
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  talks about the wrestling, right?
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  Are you an arm wrestler? Arm wrestling wrestler, or a
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  tongue wrestler. And then that says, let's tap
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  into bread. Oh, you have nothing fancy pants
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  too good. And I apologize in advance.
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  These are not the words of the extracurriculars.
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  We don't condone. But since I'm from a very cold
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  climate, and my nose used to always run, I could always lick
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  my nose. I got a lot of practice, and by
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  the time, Right? I can lick my eyebrows so it's a
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  tongue wrestler and all in all facets of the that category.
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  Yummy yummy. Oh okay.
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  Um yummy yummy yummy. First of all, second person is
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  in all says yummy to he, in all faucets faucet, faucet, the
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  faucets bread, you can probably blame that on.
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  On the Canadian accent, but this is absolutely hilarious.
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  To me as he/she loves licking started.
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  This is where it goes off the rails and she's like, I'm out.
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  I'm out she says yummy. She says yummy her face is like
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  thinks of grotesque means he's laughing about as hard as we
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  are. Yes this is trying his best look
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  you can do that actually they could definitely touch his nose
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  with his son. I seen it.
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  Not my eyebrow. Those.
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  Yeah, but not as eyebrows, that would be.
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  That's freaky freaky. What about talking about?
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  Freaky stuff, but about Jimmy Hart's idea of foreplay is gonna
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  Lube up this microphone and sing a song in her ear.
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  That's disgusting with baby oil, baby oil.
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  What is he thinking? I'm at, that's not disgusting,
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  it's just a song. He's gonna lube it up though.
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  As the what I just gonna hear something else, you know?
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  Yeah. No, I know You're defending
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  Jimmy Hart is definitely not the most of this and Brett later
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  where she talks or she asks him. If I was a lovesick girl and you
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  were dr. Feelgood what would be your cure
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  and many pretty much describes a rape scene.
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  So we're going to ignore that. What the hell bread putting her
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  in a super holds a fireman's carry throwing her in a
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  fireman's carry and ravaged hurting her body everybody
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  everybody thinks that your body everybody thinks Shawn Michaels.
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  Such a bad guy in. Like the late 90s, like, what
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  about Bret Hart in 1986? Something about ravishing know,
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  what? I think.
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  Faucets of Phoebe. This is Matt's goal here.
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  Episode 100, get Bret Hart cancelled, see like that.
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  Bangs working this angle, try to get him.
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  I'm not trying to get them canceled.
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  I'm just trying to get everybody to understand that he's not a
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  good guy from 1980, whatever. Until the very end till still.
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  Till now is looking old Ryan. He just, he just did a an
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  interview with Justin from the wrestling classic and even come
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  across as a bad guy there. It was pretty cool to listen to
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  that. So cheers to Justin for getting
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  one of his all-time. Time favorites on his show.
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  That was pretty awesome. Ask him about the Macho, Man. 2
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  I thought that was nice. Yeah.
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  And he woke up in, you know you're here.
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  Yay. We knows code Calgary nights.
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  We all kind of had to eat a bug ears from time to time.
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  You do a Taffy pull to what is that?
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  Yeah. Yeah, it's not the dungeon
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  that's up in the bed you missionary.
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  Is that after the Watusi, it's all right.
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  All right, you made this a runaway nigger, he just walked
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  away, Phoebe's uncomfortable as we head into a commercial break
• 22:34
  and then we come back and I don't even know there's a few
• 22:37
  more questions, Vince then goes on to describe what what the
• 22:42
  prize is. She's a building here.
• 22:47
  This is where Vince just goes on, for entirely way too long.
• 22:50
  Long. He starts talking about how
• 22:52
  they're going to send them bowling and then to like these,
• 22:54
  don't go to three Three Mile Island.
• 22:57
  Yeah, that's like cinnamon, bowling run.
• 23:06
  I'm thinking myself, get the hell out of there.
• 23:08
  Phoebe. And what that does is, it says,
• 23:10
  Phoebe, you've got to go on all these dates so that you can
• 23:14
  collect your prize of 10,000 dollars.
• 23:16
  Like she runs away at this. Jimmy Hart is barking at her and
• 23:23
  telling her to run away. It she's pretty violent in her
• 23:27
  description of getting out of here.
• 23:30
  Can I play it or Weekly's long on this?
• 23:32
  No. Please tell us.
• 23:36
  Who is the lucky guy? Is it bachelor?
• 23:39
  Number one, Bachelor. Number two or Bachelor.
• 23:44
  Number three. Remember, you can only choose
• 23:47
  one one. You've gotta be kidding.
• 23:50
  I'm not going to go out with those morons, but you're not
• 23:55
  going to go out with any of them at all.
• 23:57
  Getting out of here. Color Me Gone.
• 24:04
  Pheebs Color Me Gone. However, good by the way, I'm
• 24:10
  Gonna Save Color Me Gone in our little sound board here, not
• 24:15
  start using that everyday life. By the way, I think Phoebe
• 24:18
  Zimmerman is her real name and she's on LinkedIn.
• 24:21
  Right now if anybody wants to hire some work, okay?
• 24:25
  Oh man, immediately, your search went pretty deep.
• 24:29
  Then I was figuring, most people start at like Social media,
• 24:33
  Facebook and rights of G and right to liked him right away
• 24:36
  bangui. I think she'd come on the show,
• 24:38
  right? Maybe she might, we might have
• 24:41
  to pay her which I'm not willing to do.
• 24:44
  It's not in our budget. Pay you in musky brand.
• 24:48
  Toilets, and yet it is a giveaway as a prize.
• 24:53
  Anyway, like Matt was saying Vince's very drawn out.
• 24:56
  Phoebe runs away. Here's where we get Miss.
• 24:58
  Yolanda Jones out to replace Phoebe.
• 25:02
  She's about five foot tall. She's got a you know Vince came
• 25:05
  up with that name. Oh yeah.
• 25:06
  Curly blond wig like think think Doink the Clown.
• 25:09
  But blond. Yep, and she's got like a mole
• 25:12
  that looks like a Cocoa Puffs. That's a hair.
• 25:15
  That's a long hairs growing off. Yeah, it's bizarre.
• 25:20
  Vince, definitely gotten. I got this idea wrote the whole
• 25:24
  thing himself and she offers Jim the Anvil, Neidhart the whole
• 25:29
  ten thousand dollars if he goes out on the dates.
• 25:32
  There and the rest of the Hart Foundation is convincing and
• 25:35
  he's like, oh yeah, we know, we could really use the money.
• 25:38
  The heart from the heart Jesus criminy, is I love?
• 25:45
  He says like the Hart Foundation.
• 25:46
  Yeah, like a dog rescue agency or something really use the
• 25:50
  money. So after this, they all go off
• 25:54
  and then Vince comes back with Phoebe after a commercial break
• 25:59
  and Phoebe apologizes and tells Vince.
• 26:02
  And you know just says that she's you know that she
• 26:05
  shouldn't have done that and all these things and Vince then at
• 26:08
  this point tells her to hold his microphone, yes, hands it to
• 26:11
  her. And then he decides to pick her
• 26:14
  up, like, just scooped her up arm under the legs, arm under
• 26:17
  the shoulders, like what, what is going on, all of a sudden?
• 26:20
  I mean, she know, cleaned shows up out of the back, Vince hands
• 26:24
  her team and then, the credits roll, it was so bizarre.
• 26:31
  So I did. Anybody else to dive into this?
• 26:33
  What this was all about. Nope.
• 26:35
  Okay. So this had a purpose, believe
• 26:38
  it or not. There's like three episodes of
• 26:40
  Tuesday night Titans or maybe a few handful more that come after
• 26:44
  this and Mean Gene is the host this is Vince's way of handing
• 26:49
  over the dude man Gene. Like I had no clue why but I
• 26:54
  read it. I'm like reading like articles.
• 26:56
  I'm trying to find out like just trying to figure out what is
• 26:58
  going on in this segment and one of the opposite broadcast
• 27:01
  journalist. Yeah, exactly.
• 27:03
  I'm reading about it and it's points out how this was Vince's
• 27:07
  way of handing, the reins over to me.
• 27:09
  Eugene, what's a now? Be the host Zoda record.
• 27:14
  That's the difference between a teacher and the student, thank
• 27:18
  you for educating us. This was an excellent segment.
• 27:22
  I absolutely loved it. It runs about like 15 minutes.
• 27:26
  I would say little over YouTube is like 18 minutes.
• 27:29
  Yeah, it's closer to 20. I, I broke the Originally it was
• 27:33
  supposed to be 15 minutes but we learned about tongue wrestlers
• 27:36
  and some really bad sexual innuendos he found out we found
• 27:41
  out that Bret Hart can lick his eyebrows.
• 27:43
  Yeah it was all worth it for that touche touche this was too
• 27:47
  much fun. If Justin is listening next time
• 27:50
  you talk to Brett? Yeah ask him if he could do it.
• 27:53
  Yeah. Ask if he can still lick his
• 27:56
  eyebrows or is it just his nose for the boogers side note, this
• 27:59
  is the first time we ever covered Tuesday night Titans.
• 28:02
  Yes, true that. Yeah, they were.
• 28:05
  I was fun. They're gonna lie here.
• 28:06
  Definitely talked about it forever, but we never this kind
• 28:09
  of like, yeah, gorgeous into it. Right without a doubt.
• 28:13
  So we've got, we've got three other things we want to touch on
• 28:15
  in this episode. So before we do as usual, the
• 28:19
  extra cooler show and what's in the cooler.
• 28:21
  And 100th episode is brought to you by Sloop Brewing Company.
• 28:23
  Sloop, Brewing is known for their hazy and golden ipas like
• 28:26
  juice bomb and Supersoft anybody.
• 28:29
  Bring a sleep with them. I did.
• 28:31
  What do you got? Maniac like Maniac Mike here and
• 28:35
  I got a Sloop premium lager. Oh, that's right up, your alley.
• 28:40
  Yeah, I've been into loggers a lot lately and this is one of
• 28:43
  the best I ever had no joke when we had our little Restless sleep
• 28:50
  on Mania there, the other weekend, I tried these for the
• 28:54
  first time, you know, I'm tap obviously, they were really
• 28:56
  good. They were going down like water
• 28:58
  and, you know, there's still good in a can at home.
• 29:01
  So, Might I recommend them highly parents and my wife are
• 29:05
  picky drink, beer drinkers and they all gave that high rating.
• 29:10
  Wow, trust me. Yeah, my my, my wife and my dad,
• 29:15
  especially were pretty pumped. Yeah, good stuff.
• 29:18
  It wasn't on it. I had it, I had it slip of mania
• 29:21
  as well, and I don't know if anybody has seen the like, video
• 29:25
  that they did to introduce it because it's only a month old.
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  At this point, the video is tremendous, it really is.
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• 29:34
  I've shared it on my story a couple times.
• 29:36
  I think. And if I can find it all the can
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  is cool too. It's like 70 style.
• 29:41
  Yeah. That's a super old school, vibe
• 29:42
  to it. It's it's tremendous.
• 29:44
  If you could find it, definitely pick it up.
• 29:46
  Yeah, I'll go next. I-i'm probably pretty sure I had
• 29:49
  another half. An episode 1, right, that makes
• 29:52
  sense. So, I went with the other half
• 29:55
  an episode 100. I got a cream of broccoli double
• 29:58
  dry hopped. A alok cream.
• 30:00
  India Pale Ale And seven point nine four fronts.
• 30:04
  Yeah, 7.9%, it is delicious though.
• 30:07
  We've been doing the show so long now, I can't even read,
• 30:09
  like the text on. The can, my eyes are failing me?
• 30:15
  I'm gonna let you know pylon on the the beer train.
• 30:19
  I've got an equilibrium which is right by me in New York.
• 30:23
  It's a wavelength, it's an IPA and it's 6.5% in the nice. 16
• 30:29
  ounce can hop God. I have to I have to admit here
• 30:34
  that we are at episode 100 and not one of you got classy.
• 30:39
  Like, sure, Sloop is great. Other half is this great?
• 30:45
  I have I have the big one. Does anybody know what the big
• 30:49
  one is? I don't want to spoil the big
• 30:51
  gun. Oh my God.
• 30:54
  Oh my God. I have just put it up on the
• 30:58
  screen. I have.
• 30:59
  I'm opening it right now. I have a 25 announcer.
• 31:01
  It's Teatime be 25 extra ounce, 25 announcer of but ice and it's
• 31:09
  a lager. It's a five point, five percent,
• 31:12
  that's Marty jannetty Spear of choice.
• 31:14
  It's Marty's beer of choice. I had to cheers to Marty.
• 31:17
  I was actually I had to bring something.
• 31:20
  Yes, I'm short of some sort of stick.
• 31:23
  I did not expect that to come out of the cooler.
• 31:25
  I drink it. Like, I've got, especially I
• 31:28
  went to my local craft beer guy and I walked It in.
• 31:32
  He's got like a little, a little Kimmy on.
• 31:34
  We're very front, right? Yeah, right.
• 31:38
  He's got a cooler on the front right there.
• 31:39
  It's got all these tall boys. And I went in and was hoping to
• 31:42
  find the champagne of beers Miller High Life but he didn't
• 31:45
  have it. So here I am but I started my
• 31:48
  eyes lit up. So I am.
• 31:50
  So G. Is this your first sip first sip
• 31:56
  This is terrible part, you're gonna have heartburn over.
• 31:59
  My wife looked at me when I brought it home, she's like,
• 32:01
  what the f is that she goes, you're gonna smear shit.
• 32:08
  You're gonna be your shits in the morning, aren't you?
• 32:10
  That case I can looks exactly like the 90s still it does.
• 32:15
  Yeah, right old school, you never change, but I stuck a
• 32:18
  Tennessee Titans, 2001 go Dooby. Dooby Doo.
• 32:23
  No need for your granddad. The penguin, I definitely had a
• 32:29
  but Ice Penguin shirt before I started drinking beers.
• 32:31
  I think like the premise between behind but I was back in the
• 32:35
  day. It's like if you like Bud and
• 32:36
  you like getting shit-faced, I'll let you know how it goes.
• 32:41
  I'm sure you can hear the rails. Me going off the rails on a
• 32:44
  little while and as I work through these 25 ounces of pure,
• 32:48
  but I think maybe making Goldberg noises over like cheers
• 32:55
  fellas. Cheers guys.
• 32:56
  Choose to honor the one Hyundai. All right, let's move on because
• 33:02
  Mike's got his bottle with him and it is a maxi Vision, power
• 33:06
  video Challenge. And it's from, we're thinking
• 33:09
  1991 1992. Mike, tell us why you picked
• 33:14
  this? Well Masterpiece, this is, Why
• 33:19
  did I pick it? It's, it's got Hulk, Hogan,
• 33:23
  Hulk, Hogan and a couple of other wrestlers and it involves
• 33:28
  video games which is one of my, you know, Simple Pleasures in
• 33:32
  life it and, you know, it did. Anybody know what this was like?
• 33:38
  Did you, did anybody remember beverage?
• 33:41
  I was, I was in tune to the video games back then too, and I
• 33:45
  had no idea what this was. So it seems like I don't
• 33:48
  remember. Hogan doing this either.
• 33:50
  No. I it's basically a NES game
• 33:53
  cartridge that has 30 games on it and you can bootleg even
• 33:59
  tendo did not make this? Yeah.
• 34:00
  No no way but it's the same shape cartridge and everything
• 34:04
  and it's got 30 Games. It costs $150 you can pay and
• 34:08
  three payments of $49.99. Three payments of $49.95 plus
• 34:14
  shipping handling Jesus and the games look like Complete
• 34:19
  garbage. Oh yeah, we're not talking about
• 34:21
  Mario, Zelda. No, not like that of those.
• 34:25
  No. Do you have any any of the
• 34:28
  games? The title?
• 34:29
  Yes. Oh, I got your hand.
• 34:30
  Oh yeah. I like that.
• 34:32
  I would like to spend it seven more week.
• 34:34
  I mean, a full another, we talking about the games honest.
• 34:37
  Oh yeah, like we're going to get into it, but yeah, there's some
• 34:42
  crazy creatures. Both of the words start with k.
• 34:46
  Oh, that's the one. Where the the main character
• 34:49
  looks like that's a lightning round.
• 34:51
  Let's say you have a problem with fetal, alcohol syndrome.
• 34:53
  Yeah you got it. I thought this was going to be
• 34:58
  the tames one of the three but here we are talking.
• 35:02
  Well it's great that it's appropriate, tag lines.
• 35:06
  The tagline to crazy creatures is operated, Intergalactic
• 35:09
  Transport Service. You gotta line them up to move
• 35:12
  them out. And then there's double strike.
• 35:16
  You enter the Exotic, South Pacific, and destroy a vicious,
• 35:19
  terrorist organization and more one more, there's Menace Beach,
• 35:27
  which is probably my favorite good name, actually, I like that
• 35:31
  one. I feel like that could be a Hulk
• 35:32
  Hogan video game. Like I can see him it Menace
• 35:35
  Beach brother. Yeah, so so to go off of this,
• 35:40
  it's Maxie Vision power video challenge.
• 35:42
  It's basically like an infomercial for Yes, like eight
• 35:45
  minutes long, it probably ran for 10 minutes on some Channel
• 35:48
  and like actually like our sun is think I found a deep cut.
• 35:52
  It's like 30 minutes long actually either.
• 35:54
  Yeah, well I stumble upon it later.
• 35:58
  I don't think I can handle that. No, this stuff.
• 36:00
  Is this? This?
• 36:01
  I know. I got addicted to it.
• 36:03
  I needed more after you would consist before we start this
• 36:08
  thing. And on that note of this being
• 36:10
  like insane, I make this is like the most in Mikey wheel, Mike
• 36:14
  You vertebrates wheelhouse thing that's ever existed.
• 36:17
  That's why I liked it, but I think he needed 40 years to be
• 36:23
  able to handle this kind of thing.
• 36:24
  Like, if you watch this back and probably right, you gonna die,
• 36:27
  cut his kid like yeah would have been over the in turtle soup
• 36:32
  SpaghettiOs and Molly in this exactly, we would laugh as a
• 36:36
  hard back then it would have killed us but as a child I don't
• 36:39
  think you could wrap your head around it.
• 36:40
  I still can't wrap my mind around it as 40 years old.
• 36:44
  I don't know how they afforded Hogan and these other wrestlers
• 36:49
  that's why they that's why you have to pay $150, probably NES
• 36:52
  cartridge. That's why three.
• 36:53
  Yeah, 30 games or three dollars and it was 147 for you know Hulk
• 37:00
  Hogan and another Buck for Coco. Yes, it comes out to five
• 37:04
  dollars a game if you break it all down, okay?
• 37:06
  So I behold the little add that Hogan is talking through and
• 37:11
  then, let's just let's just hit the clip as Please dive update,
• 37:16
  Force for sips into, but I said I'm feeling bloated already.
• 37:19
  So hit play and burped, really loud, 30 games.
• 37:25
  One cartridge, what power intense play, Maxis Vision, it's
• 37:30
  incredible Foods, the Maxi Vision, 30 games in one
• 37:33
  cartridge is yours. Now for three easy payments of
• 37:36
  only Forty Nine ninety five. Remember the powers in the
• 37:40
  cartridge. It.
• 37:42
  Can I just say, I want to be that guy.
• 37:43
  That does the voiceover. You can do it.
• 37:46
  He's got a voice to. I feel like, I feel like Nick
• 37:50
  can do it. He's got a solo voice.
• 37:52
  You just gotta sing quarter. It a little bit further.
• 37:54
  Let's wait, let's just try and paint a better picture of what
• 37:57
  is happening on her street, very hard.
• 37:59
  So here, it says, it is hard if it's all over the place.
• 38:03
  So wait, so the set reminds me of like guts right on kind of
• 38:08
  make our case I definitely liked very yeah, it's Like me on your
• 38:13
  wedding like, yeah, exactly. The smoke on top of that you've
• 38:18
  got, right? You've got like this host.
• 38:21
  You've got Hogan whose also another host.
• 38:24
  There's three teams battling its Hogan is your uncle's.
• 38:27
  It's your man on the floor. The Hogan's you bring on the
• 38:29
  floor there's two hosts up in like a yes then he's like yeah.
• 38:32
  On the sideline reporter you know so yeah mean you wait hold
• 38:35
  on we haven't gone over this accountant three teams there's
• 38:38
  three teams competing right? You've got You've not.
• 38:43
  You got Honky Tonk. Man Has a team, mr.
• 38:45
  Wonderful Paul Orndorff has a team.
• 38:47
  And Coco, beware has a team. So, and they're correct up with
• 38:51
  like three or four kids. It's correct.
• 38:54
  You never meet the kids or really even see them playing.
• 38:58
  There's nothing more appealing to me than the I idea of
• 39:01
  watching someone else. Listen, I was always the friend
• 39:04
  and of these guys who was the shitty video game player.
• 39:08
  I was always a guy along and and what These guys play video
• 39:13
  games? All right, like, there's nothing
• 39:15
  more unappealing to me than having to watch other people
• 39:18
  play. Videogames.
• 39:19
  It sucks. Like, you know, I can I can I
• 39:25
  can I can picture Nick going up to Mike's dad.
• 39:28
  Excuse me mr. Mike's dad, can I go home now?
• 39:32
  You get. They got thrown outside.
• 39:33
  They're all right, all right. Randall, gets thrown out the
• 39:37
  door. I'm sorry.
• 39:37
  Mikey were crave. Got like like DJ Jazzy.
• 39:41
  Jeff like attend do in the yard. We have to fill in everybody
• 39:48
  else. Into the joke of maniac, Mike
• 39:51
  here, because Maniac, Mike is the host of this, Max, the
• 39:56
  column. So that's why he's like a neon
• 39:58
  knockoff knockoff Marc Summers. Yes, Hunter, anybody who knows
• 40:02
  Double Dare. So, yeah, and right next to him
• 40:06
  is Michael Elson. Yes.
• 40:10
  Pages of a refund over our, but yeah.
• 40:12
  Apparently, do you still have that episode that episode, that
• 40:19
  that issue in your inbox, somewhere in your base TR cards?
• 40:22
  I wish I still had all my Nintendo Powers, the Castlevania
• 40:25
  to issue, its kind of Banger of a cover on there.
• 40:30
  Give me one word to describe this whole thing.
• 40:33
  Aneurysm intoxicating fast. Okay things just moves so fast.
• 40:42
  Like they're talking at a million miles an hour and then
• 40:44
  they showed they just throw it to Hogan and Hogan closely the
• 40:46
  financing. That's exactly it.
• 40:48
  Yeah. It's but wait, there's more
• 40:50
  Hogan throws it to some little girl who's pressing a button to
• 40:53
  switch the games? Like it's like something
• 40:55
  cheerful girl number for Mike. It's hard to follow the crowd
• 41:04
  has pom-poms for some reason. Also, I missed that part one of
• 41:10
  one of the best parts though, is the music.
• 41:12
  I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna hit play.
• 41:13
  That's what I'm talking here. Like, this is the speed at which
• 41:17
  everybody is going. And we're going, and we're
• 41:18
  going, and we're going, and we're just gonna throw it to
• 41:20
  Hoboken. I'm gonna throw it to Nick.
• 41:21
  I'm gonna throw the gym. I'm gonna throw it to Mike, that
• 41:22
  Maniac, Mark. Yes, it is.
• 41:25
  Summed it up, insane. Insane.
• 41:28
  So we were talking for my cleavage, We were also talking
• 41:35
  about this beforehand, so you figure this is in 1992, right?
• 41:40
  You've got Honky Tonk, Man, mr. Wonderful mr.
• 41:42
  Wonderful has not been in WWF for a while now, so I don't know
• 41:46
  where they dusted him off and 90% of the words, he says
• 41:49
  there's incoherent. Jabber, Heaven, all do like
• 41:52
  getting along all buddy-buddy, which makes no sense.
• 41:56
  Once they call me mr. Wonderful, yes.
• 41:58
  All he does not take kindly to that, whoo?
• 42:03
  Any kid that is around our age watching at this time, probably
• 42:06
  had no clue, who Paul Orndorff was, maybe you knew but he was
• 42:12
  irrelevant at the time to who these.
• 42:15
  This is like marketed to know, probably not, right?
• 42:18
  Right. Is you're trying to say, dad's
• 42:21
  like, who was they selling these games to?
• 42:23
  They look like ask these games, one of the most solitaire,
• 42:27
  solitaire, solitaire, and it looks like, I'm like, what is
• 42:33
  this? Looks like Jesus of Nazareth,
• 42:35
  walk around like that frankincense.
• 42:45
  Well, next big video game, just collecting frankincense and
• 42:48
  myrrh. The best when Hogan has to
• 42:50
  describe it. Hear it in his voice.
• 42:53
  This round is to Captain Comic Legendary Treasures of cosmic, a
• 42:57
  stolen and hidden somewhere in the land of 10 B, dude.
• 43:05
  The cartridge brother. Oh this is another great part
• 43:10
  where they ask Michael Elson. What his favorite game on Maxie
• 43:15
  vision is its many speech. Why?
• 43:19
  Because if the intense sounds killer graphics and crazy
• 43:22
  characters. Yeah and he says the 3D Graphics
• 43:25
  are so intense. It fee feels like he's in the
• 43:28
  game. The Game's you were just
• 43:31
  describing Jim. Oh it's and there's one more
• 43:40
  please. Well it's about 140 more but
• 43:43
  wait there's more. So at one point Maniac Mike asks
• 43:49
  him about the choice of games on this cartridge.
• 43:52
  Allison says there are many different adventure games, many
• 43:55
  different puzzle games, many different sports games and
• 43:58
  that's this is for beginners and experienced players and Maniac,
• 44:02
  makes us. What if you're an adult?
• 44:04
  He goes my dad plays this. No really no one I've ever known
• 44:13
  this place. I've never heard this
• 44:15
  mikaelsons. Dad.
• 44:16
  Apparently up, Michael, Alison the lightning, right?
• 44:21
  Anything Can Happen. Dudes.
• 44:25
  Get involved in this like, yeah, bootleg operation.
• 44:28
  It's so weird. It is, this is well seen.
• 44:30
  I don't know what they got out of it because you don't see your
• 44:33
  Hear anything labeled WWF at all?
• 44:36
  Except for the Relic is voice. There must have been there.
• 44:39
  Must have been some like legal stuff that Nintendo must have
• 44:43
  like left out when they came out with the system because the fact
• 44:47
  that they could get away with this and have infomercials like
• 44:50
  nowadays, you could never get away with duplicating.
• 44:53
  The cartridge looks exactly the same as a Nintendo cartridge.
• 44:57
  You would put it in a Nintendo, right?
• 44:59
  So they put it they this is all video, right?
• 45:02
  So you've got a video. Oh of them, putting the
• 45:04
  cartridge into a Nintendo. Yes.
• 45:06
  But they've changed all of like, where it says NES on it.
• 45:10
  And it says the Nintendo it has, they have like, peeled that
• 45:13
  thing off and they've just like, replaced it with circles Circle.
• 45:17
  So, you had like one labels. There's just like little buttons
• 45:21
  that are, like over-the-top, like, it's so bootleg can get
• 45:24
  us. No bootleg.
• 45:26
  Yeah, this bootleg is the perfect perfect description of
• 45:31
  all of this, and we have isn't With incredibly ingenious kind
• 45:34
  of started as a bootleg do. Yeah.
• 45:38
  But I was gonna say the same thing.
• 45:39
  Thanks for bringing out a whole nother level.
• 45:42
  But so what do you think? Like the picture the advertising
• 45:45
  like the meeting right now to pitch to WWF at the time and
• 45:49
  Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan, they're like, okay but how are
• 45:52
  we gonna sell this to the fans and likewise wrestling or like?
• 45:55
  Well, you get to join the world gaming Federation.
• 45:58
  Like that's what we're gonna call it.
• 45:59
  Like, what true that? Yeah, that's the only logic
• 46:02
  behind why they would want to get involved with this.
• 46:05
  It is around the same time as wbf though, right?
• 46:08
  I was about to share the same time.
• 46:09
  Is this just another wbf and this was the first one to plug
• 46:13
  into video game. BF W GF makes me think in this
• 46:17
  kind of ties back to the Tuesday night Titans thing.
• 46:20
  Vince is so obsessed with these like other forays into whatever
• 46:23
  like was he like Tuesday night times and this was, he spending
• 46:26
  more time on his side Ventures, you're like the actual booking
• 46:30
  of his Rusty has good points. A good question, I would love to
• 46:34
  see like the breakdown because, you know, he took time to write
• 46:37
  like all that that crap. Yeah.
• 46:39
  That that eight and a half. It's was well, anyways.
• 46:45
  Yeah, anyways, the accountants award and white.
• 46:48
  See him the calyx? Yeah, I would want them doing my
• 46:52
  taxes. Mr. Blunder full.
• 46:54
  Thanks that last round, right? He gets two trophies.
• 46:57
  I don't know why. Here's two trophies.
• 47:00
  Mr. Wonderful. What's more questions?
• 47:04
  He getting two trophies for. Can I can I tell you guys
• 47:07
  quickly about the other half of the stuff that I saw?
• 47:10
  Yeah, it's actually First half of the infomercial, this drops
• 47:14
  you in like halfway through it starts with Hogan, kicking down
• 47:17
  a wall into like this Arena. And I feel like you guys could,
• 47:21
  I could be like, making all this up.
• 47:22
  You guys have to take my word, I think you are making it up.
• 47:26
  No I swear there's there's more games.
• 47:30
  There's a game called baby boomer.
• 47:32
  I'm not making this up. I promise you it's a baby
• 47:35
  crawling through the landscape like a little like little googoo
• 47:38
  gaga. It's so slow.
• 47:40
  Moving. It shrinks out of a fountain,
• 47:44
  like looking for quarter flavored water, something I
• 47:48
  swear to God, and then they show more of the games, there's Wally
• 47:51
  bear and that no gang. Yes, the say no to drugs and my
• 47:55
  clients through the sewers, and I know this sounds all made up.
• 47:59
  I swear to God, like, I will get you, the link incredible.
• 48:03
  Yeah, my you dad even plays this because mr.
• 48:08
  Ellison First time has this game creator or not Michael Elson?
• 48:14
  The first this is like one of those things is if I have to
• 48:17
  recommend this video to anybody, you have to make sure your
• 48:20
  friends watch it with you, so that you can then go and talk
• 48:23
  about it. Because otherwise while you
• 48:26
  watch it, you will want to throw something at your television
• 48:29
  screen or computer. Hey, what you look like after
• 48:32
  this, it is like a cartoon person that just had something
• 48:36
  blow up in their face. So so there's there's two
• 48:40
  comments here first. Is you can watch it and then
• 48:43
  come to the extra cooler Discord and all of us idiots will have
• 48:47
  an idea of what you're talking about and you could just unload
• 48:50
  on how stupid this was. But more importantly, I think
• 48:53
  that microcosm for the entire episode this entire thing is
• 48:58
  they Pan the shot off to one girl.
• 49:01
  I think it's a girl sitting in a chair that's like kind of like a
• 49:04
  recliner style chair and she's playing a video game but she
• 49:08
  looks like an absolute zombie. Like there's just no expression
• 49:12
  on this poor girl's face. It looks like she's being
• 49:16
  tortured by having to play these games and she's just staring
• 49:19
  there and cocoa is dancing like right in front of her right?
• 49:22
  Oh man, it's brutal. Well think about it.
• 49:25
  Poor girls, there's a game literally called a pokeblock on
• 49:28
  their she's probably playing pokéblock.
• 49:31
  Oh I can't wait to go home and play pokéblock.
• 49:33
  No one in the history of oh goodness gracious.
• 49:40
  Only three payments. Forty Nine ninety five for
• 49:43
  pokéblock. Oh God.
• 49:48
  All right. Well actually visually and it up
• 49:50
  our we tapping out. I think we're tapping out a maxi
• 49:53
  Vision. Moving on, right.
• 49:55
  I want to live in Maxi Vision, man.
• 49:56
  We all right. So we just we started off in 86,
• 50:01
  we went on to 92. Now we're moving on to 94 and
• 50:06
  I've brought some trivia from the March 1994 issue of WWF.
• 50:10
  I'm sorry, the official WF magazine.
• 50:13
  Get right. So in there there's some there's
• 50:16
  five different categories with three questions, each?
• 50:20
  Oh my goodness. All right, this is there.
• 50:22
  This is their scoring award yourself.
• 50:25
  One point for answering question, 12 points for
• 50:28
  answering question to correct, and three points for answering
• 50:31
  number three. Correct in each section.
• 50:34
  So, a perfect score would be 30, anything over 25 is excellent.
• 50:40
  22:25 is Good less than 10. You better get a copy of WWF
• 50:45
  magazine. This is all what it says in the
• 50:48
  magazine. Well, you already have one.
• 50:50
  Yeah. Right - game.
• 50:53
  All right. So, logic ready?
• 50:55
  I got stolen paper. I'm ready.
• 50:56
  Oh, you got it. All right, I was going to keep a
• 50:58
  tally. Oh no, after you.
• 51:00
  I'm I've got an answer, you know.
• 51:02
  Yeah. You.
• 51:02
  So you guys will collectively be collectively?
• 51:06
  Yeah, you can't come up with better.
• 51:08
  I was for sure, gonna lose if it was so low.
• 51:11
  No, no. No.
• 51:12
  You gotta compete because there's no other way.
• 51:14
  I don't have like fancy Jeopardy buttons.
• 51:16
  So ready. Hold on.
• 51:18
  No, I am not ready. Mike?
• 51:20
  Mike is on the right path here. Now what you did Jack Tony was
• 51:24
  Bogus the most bogus act you've ever pulled off.
• 51:29
  Listen, I know if I did this individually then Mikey work
• 51:33
  rate would be complaining about his buzzer not working like he
• 51:35
  did in the upper half of the circle.
• 51:38
  Look, he's already pissed off ready so the three of you can
• 51:43
  put your minds for your head, your heads together to answer
• 51:46
  these questions. All right, so for one point in
• 51:49
  the first category is called no place like home.
• 51:52
  All right, nut question. Number one who hails from Kona
• 51:55
  Coast Crush Russian. Okay, I will tell you your score
• 52:01
  at the end. That's correct.
• 52:02
  One right now. Ready number two.
• 52:05
  This one's format Atlanta is home to a number of Champions.
• 52:08
  What? Federation supersorrell calls
• 52:11
  the Georgia city home? This is from 1994.
• 52:16
  Yes. You know who it is.
• 52:17
  I know it is m. Is he goes ah, that's what I was
• 52:22
  gonna say. Yeah.
• 52:26
  So am I doing it right? You guys can answer it because
• 52:28
  it's likes made in the USA. Yeah, it's Lex Luger, you are
• 52:31
  correct. That's two points ready.
• 52:35
  Question number three video game.
• 52:37
  I hope, I hope those sounds are the next intro when everything
• 52:42
  from where does diesel hail? L.
• 52:46
  Hmm, Detroit, whoa. Is that your final answer?
• 52:51
  Here are those I was going to say something like, in the
• 52:53
  Tennessee region. Not tell.
• 52:54
  It's either Detroit or Vegas. Know Detroit makes total sense
• 52:58
  with the Motor City. Shit.
• 52:59
  Yeah, yeah, I think it's wrong but that's my that's my answer.
• 53:05
  Final answer. What do you got through it?
• 53:07
  Yeah, Detroit final answer, you are incorrect assessment, Las
• 53:10
  Vegas. Oh okay so you got Points from
• 53:16
  the first round category. Number 2, From a Jack to a King
• 53:22
  question. Number one, which wrestler likes
• 53:25
  to say Life's a joke. Doink got to be doing correct
• 53:31
  number two. Who calls himself of the not so
• 53:35
  bad guy. Racer.
• 53:39
  Is he, maybe he's like a face at this point.
• 53:41
  Now he would never funny. I don't know.
• 53:43
  He didn't. It was he feuded razor?
• 53:45
  It's fake. Its fake razor, right?
• 53:48
  Not yeah, that's later. Having a great that was his
• 53:51
  thing. Alright, finally got to be razor
• 53:56
  razor. No, I have no answer.
• 53:59
  I say razor. All right.
• 54:00
  You're correct number three. Who was the King of the Ring?
• 54:04
  1993? What kingdom?
• 54:07
  During night. Oh, Andre.
• 54:09
  Oh no, it's bread. Own was 94.
• 54:11
  When you you craft the rails? Over there, pal, good thing.
• 54:14
  You don't have a buzzer. All right.
• 54:16
  Yeah, ready, here is my favorite category and quite possibly the
• 54:20
  most challenging. It's number three.
• 54:23
  It is called booger B case. Oh no.
• 54:28
  Tie back to Bastian boogers. Bastian, Bastian booger is
• 54:32
  described as the blank man ever to stand before a camera.
• 54:39
  What Celiac smelliest is probably smelled the anything
• 54:44
  grossest, he's the guys see companies, I think it's like, or
• 54:58
  what do you got? What do you got smelly on the
• 55:03
  smelliest, your you, you actually said the correct answer
• 55:06
  at one point and it is gross. Just do you know I'm ready.
• 55:13
  Do you do you know at what outstanding weight?
• 55:17
  Bastian booger tips the scales? 403 pounds.
• 55:23
  I was going for 38. That's too high.
• 55:27
  Can we get a Range Community? I do do the average.
• 55:30
  What's the average and get a range 40?
• 55:32
  What do you say, 40? 3418, Scooby Earth is 4 for 13
• 55:36
  or 14 though, somewhere in there.
• 55:39
  Jim's that Jim's. The, we got Jim's.
• 55:41
  The book guy, not the man, 413 413.
• 55:47
  Sure, I'm gonna give out an award.
• 55:49
  You two points, I'm gonna work. One point because Mikey was two
• 55:54
  pounds off, of course, in 403 it was 401, okay?
• 55:59
  That's ready, were crates like real skill?
• 56:01
  He can pick out for if you're in the 400-pound man.
• 56:04
  I used to be in the circus. Yes, next question.
• 56:13
  How does he defeat his opponents?
• 56:17
  It's putting a fupa by dropping his adipose tissue on his foe.
• 56:31
  I'm gonna give you three points because we got two more on
• 56:37
  opposed. Yeah.
• 56:46
  Gets slapped. Nice adipose.
• 56:56
  And then, the definition I had is adipose, is commonly known as
• 56:59
  body fat. I thought it was interesting
• 57:03
  that publishing a magazine as well.
• 57:05
  Ready. Next category is uh, per minute
• 57:08
  or so Upper Manhattan. Why did I think we were done?
• 57:11
  Okay. Keep going to get into more
• 57:12
  sections, six more questions. Come on, riveting stuff.
• 57:16
  What is the name of the man who calls?
• 57:20
  What is the name of the man who calls the shots for Mo and Mabel
• 57:25
  Oscar? It's your aim friends.
• 57:27
  Yeah, exactly. Number eight, number eight.
• 57:31
  Sorry next question. Who manages the headshrinkers
• 57:35
  alpha alpha and maybe Captain Lou?
• 57:38
  Oh, good point is the answer, they published but I agree
• 57:44
  which, which former Federation manager, co-hosted Monday Night
• 57:48
  Raw Wait what Bobby correct? Oh yeah.
• 57:56
  Ready. Next and final section is odds
• 57:59
  and evens. Sounds like another numbers one.
• 58:02
  I'm gonna sit this one out. What one?
• 58:05
  Federation Superstar used to represent his native, Finland in
• 58:09
  amateur bouts, big bargah Canadians, Nick, we are
• 58:14
  seriously. Bob Backlund first signed on
• 58:18
  with the Federation in 1977 1980 or 1985.
• 58:25
  I think it's either 77 or 80. I think it's 77.
• 58:30
  Little help. There.
• 58:31
  He actually had the belt for like years. 77, I say you are
• 58:34
  correct. That's two points final
• 58:37
  question. In Superstars ate, whatever the
• 58:41
  hell that is. Bam.
• 58:42
  Bam Bigelow and Luna were compared to what former
• 58:45
  Hollywood couple. If you get this I'm gonna give
• 58:48
  you 100 points. Is it like Sid, Vicious that
• 58:51
  Hollywood couple. I have an answer.
• 58:55
  Hold on. Week here.
• 58:57
  I will even care. Perfect, Hollywood, where I tap
• 59:06
  out Sean Penn and Madonna. No, they were No, that's the do
• 59:10
  that. I thought that was the most
• 59:13
  bogus question on the entire. It look totally opposite.
• 59:18
  I don't think I have anything to do.
• 59:25
  Never seen it too. There's, you didn't say that,
• 59:29
  you know, you didn't see the new biopic on Bamm-Bamm coming out.
• 59:33
  It's played by Sean. Sean Penn's singing the music.
• 59:41
  Bam, Bam. Let me tell you up your points
• 59:47
  really quick. You guys got gracious. 23
• 59:53
  points. What my God.
• 59:55
  That puts you good? The good range.
• 59:58
  All right. I expect better episode 203.
• 1:00:02
  Okay. All right, I know Vic.
• 1:00:10
  I'm calling it right now, what day of the week?
• 1:00:13
  Are we going to get a text from, Thomas Mont Alto with his score.
• 1:00:17
  Oh, go to 30, but never know. What do you have gotten, 30?
• 1:00:21
  Tom, I want to know. Would you call 30 on this?
• 1:00:23
  I don't. I'm really interested.
• 1:00:25
  If he would have known the Sean Penn and Madonna, answer you put
• 1:00:28
  together. We're going to put that sumbitch
• 1:00:30
  in the Scantron machine and we will see.
• 1:00:35
  All right. So ready.
• 1:00:36
  We've got our Following segment. And this one is good one.
• 1:00:41
  This one is what Jim brought. It is Ravishing Rick Rude and
• 1:00:46
  Bobby Heenan on Regis and Kathie Lee take it away.
• 1:00:49
  Jim. Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Just, you know, you're going down to The Cellar.
• 1:00:52
  He got to go with this kind of stuff.
• 1:00:54
  I kind of wanted to do a Regis one just because you know that
• 1:00:58
  he's had so many different wrestlers on that show.
• 1:01:00
  He was like a big fan and all that plus for our generation at
• 1:01:03
  least spell Miss speak for myself when you stayed home from
• 1:01:06
  school sick? Yes, Mom was home, right?
• 1:01:09
  Like yes, the Regis show was like, the only thing, 100%.
• 1:01:12
  You might not look like it, but But it came, it came to a point
• 1:01:15
  where I actually look forward. No, nope, nope, nope.
• 1:01:19
  Nope, nope, nope. Nope.
• 1:01:21
  What kind of household? Did you just Brody's grow up in
• 1:01:24
  that? You didn't watch price is right?
• 1:01:26
  I was surprised. You're right.
• 1:01:27
  I don't know about these guys. Current house is not a game show
• 1:01:30
  House, really there? Yeah, I'm all about the games,
• 1:01:34
  how can how you play it Regis and Kathie Lee over the prices
• 1:01:38
  weight, because you talking Price is, Right?
• 1:01:40
  Like when you're in elementary school because Regis and Kathie
• 1:01:42
  Lee reminds me of Elementary Tools like home on a snow day
• 1:01:46
  and like that. You've just finished watching
• 1:01:48
  the news, waiting to see your school closing on the bottom
• 1:01:51
  scrolling through. ABC has switched over to Regis
• 1:01:55
  and Kathie building and Philbin takes over for the warning, God
• 1:01:58
  film, that and Philbin loves wrestling.
• 1:02:00
  This guy loves us. And yeah, he really got to start
• 1:02:03
  and wrestling side note, did he really tell me more?
• 1:02:06
  Tell me more. Yeah, apparently, he got to
• 1:02:09
  start interviewing, Freddie blassie back in the day.
• 1:02:11
  No, wow. That's a That's a deep cut.
• 1:02:15
  What he wasn't. Well, known.
• 1:02:16
  That's pretty awesome. That I have to admit that.
• 1:02:19
  There is no. Maybe it's, maybe it's even
• 1:02:22
  behind me on my shelf. I'm gonna have to I'm going to
• 1:02:25
  take a look. There is a long standing rib
• 1:02:29
  hear from Jim himself, who is one of the best fantasy Rivers
• 1:02:33
  ever and we were in the fantasy, baseball, playoffs years, and
• 1:02:37
  years and years ago. And I lost to Jim's team, which
• 1:02:42
  was, I'm pretty sure just called Philbin was pretty name and he
• 1:02:46
  said to be a hardcover book of the reached the Regis.
• 1:02:51
  Was it a biography? It was autobiography and it's
• 1:02:54
  signed on the inside and in a very very familiar handwriting.
• 1:03:00
  Tell us that I sucked at that. See baseball.
• 1:03:03
  I gotta I gotta take my headphones off and turn around
• 1:03:06
  and see if it's on my bookshelf. I took great pleasure in that
• 1:03:10
  because you know I saw it on the free shelf, I was like, oh I'm
• 1:03:14
  Just gonna troll mat with this book and it was I like laughed
• 1:03:17
  myself at the post office you know like sending it in the mail
• 1:03:21
  with his greatest the Regis. So Regis my favorite part is
• 1:03:25
  before Rick Rude comes out, Regis explains to Kathie Lee.
• 1:03:29
  What he does in the ring awaken the rude awakening and how he
• 1:03:35
  brings like the women in the ring after his match and gives
• 1:03:38
  him a big wet kiss. They're promoting SummerSlam
• 1:03:42
  Rude versus Warrior for the Intercontinental title.
• 1:03:45
  If you thought the creep factor for the Brett stuff earlier was
• 1:03:51
  so which is were dad like they're pretty?
• 1:03:55
  I don't know. We're sitting here with this
• 1:03:57
  judgment day type scale. Right?
• 1:03:58
  This the I don't I don't know which is worse.
• 1:04:01
  This one is I'll say that rude. This one's feels more like a
• 1:04:04
  shoe when the other one is. Yes, totally screwed.
• 1:04:06
  Yeah. Okay yeah this one is like
• 1:04:10
  Kathie Lee wrote about this in her book.
• 1:04:12
  She said it wasn't scripted. Like just write all of it.
• 1:04:15
  That's right. That's actually why.
• 1:04:16
  That's why I picked this one actually there were a few other
• 1:04:18
  ones. The first one I looked it was
• 1:04:20
  like Ultimate Warrior because that's like an easy W any time
• 1:04:23
  and watching some but however his appearance on the Regis show
• 1:04:26
  at least when he's the champion. He's so actually like genuine
• 1:04:30
  and not like in full character character and he's like it's
• 1:04:33
  just like I don't know, it's just not that funny but this
• 1:04:36
  then I saw that. Oh my God.
• 1:04:38
  Kathie Lee wrote about it and stuff.
• 1:04:39
  I was like how should this is probably the most interesting
• 1:04:41
  ones that cover I think definitely is.
• 1:04:44
  He is overly aggressive in his flirtation but at first he's not
• 1:04:50
  aggressive. He's like bashful at first he
• 1:04:53
  comes out and he's like, he's like staring at her, which is
• 1:04:56
  awkward. But then he's like, admitting to
• 1:04:58
  being like, like, feeling shy and bashful about it, he he, I
• 1:05:04
  mean, I'm gonna hit play in a second, but he's staring at her
• 1:05:07
  for the entire segment, the entire segment.
• 1:05:11
  But let's, I pulled. We should say, though.
• 1:05:12
  This is also just a pain. A picture for you.
• 1:05:14
  This is a Rick Rude with the like the person he looks like a
• 1:05:17
  real. Like yeah.
• 1:05:18
  I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Shake a low or something. I'd like so he's got something
• 1:05:21
  come on he's got the perm and the robe and Intercontinental
• 1:05:24
  title that he's handed over to Regis.
• 1:05:27
  Yes 1989 rest. It's I said it again.
• 1:05:31
  It's 1989 SummerSlam morning and they're on Regis and Kathie Lee.
• 1:05:37
  So think of the perm, think of the big old worm mustache that's
• 1:05:41
  there. It's it's its peak.
• 1:05:44
  A peek recruit. So let's let's hit play.
• 1:05:52
  Nice feather straight. Thank you.
• 1:05:54
  Ricky, Rick looking you over, you know, how lucky you are that
• 1:05:57
  he kissed her hand, really Rick, Rick?
• 1:06:03
  Rick, it's nice to have the all ready to go against the warrior
• 1:06:05
  tonight. All set for the warrior, you
• 1:06:07
  know, up until this point, my mind has been focused totally on
• 1:06:11
  the Ultimate Warrior. But Kathy Lee, you've seen to
• 1:06:14
  have done away with that mine's off in left field.
• 1:06:19
  Somewhere the ultimate woman right here, Rick got it.
• 1:06:23
  The ultimate woman, the oldest woman.
• 1:06:26
  He's in the grooming stage at this point.
• 1:06:28
  If we get really super creepy, let's bring in the super creepy
• 1:06:31
  text. Super creepy words here.
• 1:06:34
  He's grooming her in the beginning here.
• 1:06:36
  It's very uncomfortable. But how weird is it though?
• 1:06:38
  Like, I only remember the show and I didn't do my homework this
• 1:06:41
  much but I only remember the show Monday through Friday.
• 1:06:44
  Yes. And they're there the morning of
• 1:06:46
  see. It was on a Monday.
• 1:06:48
  SummerSlam was on a Monday? Yes.
• 1:06:51
  Seems to always run these pay-per-views on random-ass
• 1:06:54
  days. That's crazy a Monday, you know?
• 1:06:56
  Yeah, crazy. Why is Imagine summer mean?
• 1:06:59
  It's still a, you know, a work night technically, they're
• 1:07:02
  usually doing things on Sunday but you know, it's it, that's
• 1:07:05
  what I thought too. I'm like this is daytime TV.
• 1:07:07
  That's weekday television. You know, hmm.
• 1:07:10
  So Regis shows a highlight of how Bobby The Brain Heenan calls
• 1:07:13
  a woman into the ring and she's Kissed by Rick Rude.
• 1:07:17
  And then right after that, Heenan is introduced after the
• 1:07:20
  first commercial break and he's like yelling into the back.
• 1:07:23
  Like no, no, no. Like even is I mean this guy can
• 1:07:27
  do no wrong. But seriously, it's perfect.
• 1:07:31
  It was he who was it back there? Joanne won't you?
• 1:07:33
  Oh yes it's Joanne and he starts talking about Joanne from the
• 1:07:36
  back. Yeah shortly shortly after him
• 1:07:40
  coming out there, he's offering and he's helping his friend.
• 1:07:43
  He's being a good wingman here and he's trying to allow Regis
• 1:07:48
  and henan to leave those two alone.
• 1:07:50
  So I'm Hit play. One more time.
• 1:07:53
  We have a cold towel here for shouldn't should be a big knife.
• 1:07:59
  The pay-per-view. What is going on here?
• 1:08:18
  I can't keep watching. It's so uncomfortable.
• 1:08:20
  They look Kathy Lee is really like at this point.
• 1:08:24
  She's like okay I've had enough. It reaches this is herbal friend
• 1:08:28
  too. Yeah he finds it hilarious.
• 1:08:30
  Yeah, he's awful. Like I like no one again that
• 1:08:33
  shit right on. I know Mikey told us Offline
• 1:08:36
  that like Frank Gifford wanted to beat the shit out of Rick
• 1:08:38
  Rude. We should have beat the shit out
• 1:08:39
  of its reaches to the one that's there.
• 1:08:44
  This is Certainly the turning point that little clip there.
• 1:08:47
  She goes from playful to. I'm not screwing around anymore.
• 1:08:51
  You got to stop this and it's very, very uncomfortable.
• 1:08:55
  Yeah, and it makes me want to read what she wrote about in her
• 1:08:57
  book. I agreed.
• 1:08:59
  It makes me want to know that more to this story.
• 1:09:02
  I need more background from books from over to he's like,
• 1:09:05
  yes, exhausted that we get to, where she asks him his height
• 1:09:10
  yet. No, you bring it up any time
• 1:09:14
  when it was, what's the effect? I think he, she has some recite
• 1:09:21
  and he says 64. And then he says, how tall are
• 1:09:25
  you? So, Kathy, Lee.
• 1:09:27
  And she's like, I got stumped for legs.
• 1:09:31
  And Rick Rude says, they'll doesn't know stumps I ever seen.
• 1:09:37
  So awkward they show the clip of, you know, like, you know,
• 1:09:41
  the route. King like happening in a ring.
• 1:09:43
  Yes. And he didn't, he didn't just
• 1:09:45
  comes off. Its kind of like a sleazy pimp
• 1:09:47
  sometimes so he's like, yeah. She's melting reaches like, he's
• 1:09:51
  gonna do his talking for him and then I love it how they they
• 1:09:55
  have stayed, they've staged in plan, this rude.
• 1:09:57
  Awakening from the crowd, right? Regis is all about it.
• 1:10:01
  Like we're gonna do a rude awakening, like, we picked
• 1:10:04
  someone already and they called Heenan goes out and like finds
• 1:10:07
  this girl in the crowd who's like, pretty attractive looking
• 1:10:10
  woman calls her down. Down and Rick Rude.
• 1:10:13
  Gives it a rude awakening and she's laying on the ground at
• 1:10:18
  this point. Regis has asking rude to take
• 1:10:20
  off his robe. Did we get the Regis gyrating?
• 1:10:28
  And no, I'm not Jumping, the Shark Man Regis gets him to take
• 1:10:35
  off the robe and Regis is like getting in there and we just
• 1:10:38
  gyrating his hips all over this woman.
• 1:10:40
  That let me tell you, Make sure we didn't get forget.
• 1:10:43
  I thought I thought I'd seen it all.
• 1:10:46
  I thought that my key work rate was the worst person at doing
• 1:10:51
  like the Rick Rude Val, venis gyrating move, and then I saw
• 1:10:55
  Regis do it. But then then I was reminded,
• 1:10:58
  that Regis just had hip surgery and he's still did it better
• 1:11:04
  than you? Mikey were great.
• 1:11:06
  Something like that. I'm glad we had the same notes
• 1:11:08
  on my, the worst-hit gyrating. D Regis vs monkey work rate.
• 1:11:14
  I'd like I said, I really thought that he had a cumberbund
• 1:11:17
  on Regis and the cumberbund on it.
• 1:11:19
  No it's a back brace. No, I totally thought was a
• 1:11:22
  cumberbund. I was like this one of them
• 1:11:24
  referenced it in the interview like they needed in there.
• 1:11:28
  You know, you love to win. Rude is kissing her.
• 1:11:31
  How reaches gets like right in there.
• 1:11:33
  His face is like right in there like he wants to join and make
• 1:11:37
  it a threesome. He's like wait, where is their
• 1:11:38
  tongue? Somebody explain what a rude.
• 1:11:43
  Awakening is or anybody that industry have may have not,
• 1:11:47
  right? Yeah, that's confusing alive or
• 1:11:49
  are around when we're really talking Rick Rude who wants to
• 1:11:53
  be the the, the the one that can describe this in the most, the
• 1:11:56
  Quarry be weeping kind of me. Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Yes, though, right wants to spread the love, he crosses the
• 1:12:01
  nation. He kisses her and like,
• 1:12:03
  basically drops her to the ground.
• 1:12:05
  Like, as he like slowly drops her to the ground, the woman is
• 1:12:09
  like swooning on the floor. And They can old school.
• 1:12:13
  Yeah. Yes.
• 1:12:14
  Yes. He's movie or something like
• 1:12:16
  that, you know. Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  So then after he does that do he stands over her like, Matt was
• 1:12:20
  saying, and he puts his hands behind his head.
• 1:12:23
  It's been enlarged. I rates his hips over as he
• 1:12:26
  standing over her and the best part about this is then Regis
• 1:12:29
  starts doing it off to the side and then Regis Rick Rude steps
• 1:12:33
  off of this, poor woman and Regis steps over her and then
• 1:12:38
  proceeds to do the rude awakening to her at this point.
• 1:12:41
  Woman. The woman on the ground is
• 1:12:44
  absolutely bawling hysterically. Not acceleration standing over
• 1:12:48
  her, but my Cosmic to the crowds.
• 1:12:51
  Yeah, totally. I cry.
• 1:12:55
  Mike sled in this little like this wholesome part in the
• 1:13:00
  middle of Rick rudes talking about this, he's being super
• 1:13:03
  creepy. And then all of a sudden he
• 1:13:04
  starts talking about his mother and his mother says that you
• 1:13:08
  know, love is it is a thing to be spread.
• 1:13:11
  This is my little I'll way of spreading a little bit of love
• 1:13:13
  throughout the country, wherever I go, and it like em in the
• 1:13:17
  middle of this really bizarre uncomfortable situation and then
• 1:13:21
  I'm like, finding myself going, huh?
• 1:13:24
  That's that's a really awesome likes.
• 1:13:26
  A really sweet guy. Rick's a sweet guy.
• 1:13:31
  I hope that this podcast, that's spreading love Across the
• 1:13:34
  Nation, the lowly world and laughter ahead and wholesome.
• 1:13:38
  Goodness, even though we're talking about grooming, Ladies
• 1:13:42
  into uncomfortable situation, talk about uncomfortable switch
• 1:13:47
  situations at it's, at this point where rude, Rick Rude is
• 1:13:50
  going to take off the robe for the Gifford and he takes it off
• 1:13:56
  and he's got Kathie Lee airbrushed on the front of his
• 1:13:59
  tights. And then he turns around, he's
• 1:14:01
  got a Regis on his ass. And so, it's like hos Frank.
• 1:14:06
  No, no, it's region its rights reduced, I think it's Regis and
• 1:14:10
  he proceeds to Work though, liking clinches ass.
• 1:14:14
  Like it's really, it's like a yeah it's a that's you know
• 1:14:19
  everyone's got their specific King Khan off.
• 1:14:22
  You could say that the show but Rick Rude, doing a reaches, but
• 1:14:28
  as part of maybe we lost Nick, he's out of his chair and on the
• 1:14:34
  ground. If anybody was Impractical
• 1:14:36
  Jokers where Sal is in the background, just falling on the
• 1:14:39
  ground. Laughing.
• 1:14:40
  I'm pretty sure that's just what Nick Right now, my God, so how
• 1:14:48
  can you expect that Regis under, fuck the back.
• 1:14:52
  Kathie Lee runs a busted leg. The step the set has steps like,
• 1:14:56
  like, you would see in any late 80s, sitcom and Kathie Lee had
• 1:15:00
  Fresh Prince. Yeah, Fresh Prince and runs up
• 1:15:03
  those stairs and Rick Rude than chases after and she liked it.
• 1:15:08
  Finds a dead end and turns around runs down the stairs.
• 1:15:11
  Rick Rude runs down after they're, like, gallivanting
• 1:15:15
  throughout the set acid or jumped over a couch and she
• 1:15:19
  bolts, she goes out the back door like it's offered age or
• 1:15:22
  yeah, mailman, I found some streets woman, but are we
• 1:15:26
  getting our? We know, I mean, I don't think
• 1:15:30
  so. I think this is like, it's in a
• 1:15:32
  bug. I didn't read her book, but it
• 1:15:35
  makes me want to my thoughts were this and Mike read an
• 1:15:38
  Autobot wrote a biography on her back inside.
• 1:15:41
  Screen. Alright.
• 1:15:43
  Alright, that her and leopards. I'm serious.
• 1:15:49
  That one report I did by the report on leopards and sixth
• 1:15:53
  grade but not Kathie Lee mad. I'll get you the Kathie Lee
• 1:15:58
  biography. So the you have Fleet Regis and
• 1:16:00
  Kathie Lee's so upset. I looked on my bookshelf behind
• 1:16:03
  me. It's not there.
• 1:16:04
  I have a I have a an idea of where it is, so I'll try to find
• 1:16:08
  it. If I do, I'll post a picture of
• 1:16:10
  it. But my notes for this whole
• 1:16:13
  segment here, right is, is for words.
• 1:16:17
  Be sexual, harassment Batman. Like I hope that WWE takes this
• 1:16:23
  clip now and shows its everybody show this to everyone as part of
• 1:16:28
  their anti harassment training. Like whatever you do, don't do
• 1:16:33
  this. God, it's like all right rear
• 1:16:41
  Ripley. You're going on the extra cooler
• 1:16:43
  show, watch this, this is how I don't want you to burn.
• 1:16:48
  So when ravishing Mikey work rate starts to make you very
• 1:16:54
  uncomfortable. This is my God, Mikey Mike.
• 1:16:58
  You'd be the one getting chased up the stairs, I think,
• 1:17:03
  probably. All right.
• 1:17:06
  Well I think we're all full from our trip to The Wine Cellar.
• 1:17:11
  This was I think this was a fault about the the truest extra
• 1:17:16
  cooler show. Show episode that we could
• 1:17:18
  possibly have to celebrate 100 episodes.
• 1:17:22
  I think I could have wine hangover tomorrow, that's for
• 1:17:24
  sure. Yeah, I mean I'm gonna have a
• 1:17:27
  buddy's hangover finish that but I see it no way.
• 1:17:30
  No way. I guess you did shotgun the rest
• 1:17:33
  of it right now. Yeah.
• 1:17:35
  Do you want to hear me throw up on air?
• 1:17:37
  I don't think so. I've actually had to Lawson's
• 1:17:41
  hazy raised ipas as well so the purple and yellow like Lakers
• 1:17:45
  color can hear Delicious. Don't get me wrong but having
• 1:17:49
  this but ice following two of those is probably a bad idea.
• 1:17:54
  I was. Yeah, yeah I'm about halfway
• 1:17:57
  through my 25 ounces here. I wish we I wish we all had but
• 1:18:01
  ice and could get together and play Max division though.
• 1:18:03
  I drove up and play the the Cheese's game or the baby game
• 1:18:07
  or the I'm extend this baby game.
• 1:18:11
  It's not drinking from the fountain shit.
• 1:18:16
  Swear y'all. Video or just play Solitaire?
• 1:18:20
  Yeah it's worth 150 bucks and forget the deck over $50
• 1:18:24
  Solitaire. Yeah, deck of cards cost.
• 1:18:26
  You a set you back 50 cents. Oh man.
• 1:18:31
  All right, well cheers guys to 100 episodes, here's to 100 more
• 1:18:37
  and more. Thank you for letting us do
• 1:18:40
  this. Thank you for listening and
• 1:18:42
  telling any of your friends about our show.
• 1:18:44
  This is a blast. So next Week, believe it or not,
• 1:18:48
  we're going to be taking the week off because we got some
• 1:18:51
  stuff going on, but we're going to be back the first week of May
• 1:18:54
  with a lot of fun stuff. And we've got, we've still got
• 1:18:57
  my match, my keys match, and Jimmy polos match with some
• 1:19:01
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• 1:19:06
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  your podcasts, cheers. Later.
• 1:19:23
  Cheers fellas. Thanks everybody.
• 1:19:26
  Well, the fact of the matter is, just my mother taught me when I
• 1:19:29
  was very young. That love is a thing to be
• 1:19:32
  spread, so that's just my little way of spreading a little bit of
• 1:19:35
  love throughout the country, Wherever I Go.
• 1:19:39
  Nobody eats Beefaroni on a boat, man.
• 1:19:41
  That's a problem, right? So what's cooler
• 1:20:17
  Can I go dump this by right now? No.