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Vanderpump Scandal and Chris Rock with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We have our original favorite,
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  Speaker 2: the number one always, my comedy partner in life.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Chris Fangiola.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: And two of your biggest fans are in the room today.
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  Speaker 2: My husband, Peter Tobias.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And Drake Tobias, who are actual Patreon members of Cover
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  Speaker 2: to Cover.
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  Speaker 4: Cover to Cover, yes.
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  Speaker 2: So they hear everything you say about me.
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  Speaker 4: I know, that's why I believe that just doing it
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  Speaker 4: as a recon, they had to report back to you.
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  Speaker 4: That's why they listen. But I don't. I know they're listening.
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  Speaker 4: So I talk very highly of you and the podcast. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a couple of people like that too.
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  Speaker 2: Jill Zarin being one of them. She's a Patreon person.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm always like, Right. Okay. Yeah. I can only
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  Speaker 2: share so much.
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  Speaker 4: I know. I talked, I, I talked some shit about
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  Speaker 4: some people and I'm always concerned if it's going to
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  Speaker 4: get back to them. Cause you know how the fans
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  Speaker 4: of you, Juicy Scoop are, they go and find them
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  Speaker 4: and find their, I was recently talking about somebody who
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  Speaker 4: came backstage at a fortune show.
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  Speaker 2: And it was odd or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was odd.
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  Speaker 4: And I was mentioning who they were and these people
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  Speaker 4: found them, found their Instagram page, found their business. I
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  Speaker 4: was like, no, leave them alone. Like, It's just fun
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  Speaker 4: for the podcast. I'm not really mad at them.
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  Speaker 2: Also, everybody, don't worry. Annie's just sick today. Okay, so listen.
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  Speaker 2: I and Drake is home from ASU, but we're going
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  Speaker 2: to have some fun. And I'm going to start by
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  Speaker 2: telling you what my weekend was like.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It started Friday, 12, 23 p.m. I had finished my
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  Speaker 2: work for the day, and I was getting my hair
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  Speaker 2: done at Madison Reed. Right there in the village. They
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  Speaker 2: do my roots. Love them. Okay. And I'm looking through
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  Speaker 2: my phone and I see this TMZ article. Tom Sandoval
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  Speaker 2: and Ariana call it quits because he's having an affair
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  Speaker 2: with Raquel. They're all Vanderpump Rules people.
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  Speaker 4: I'm all up on this. I did full research last night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy you did.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So my immediate thing at 1223 was, wait, what? Because
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  Speaker 2: in the show, she's flirting with the other Tom Schwartz,
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  Speaker 2: not Sandoval. So I text my girl, Lala.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck? Is this even true? And
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  Speaker 2: the rest of my weekend was shot. I've gotten four
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  Speaker 2: hours of sleep each night.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're investigating this.
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  Speaker 2: Investigating, thinking about it. I did a special Patreon, get
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  Speaker 2: me behind gates. I did four viral, not viral, but
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  Speaker 2: a lot of views for me, TikToks and reels about
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  Speaker 2: it as I as things were coming to me as
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  Speaker 2: I was reading information. And just for the people at home,
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  Speaker 2: I did a very long explanation, which you can get
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  Speaker 2: on Patreon that takes you through all the characters of
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  Speaker 2: the show for the last 13 years. But for the
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  Speaker 2: simple thing, there's a character named Tom, not a character,
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  Speaker 2: he's a human being.
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  Speaker 4: Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval.
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  Speaker 2: And he started- Tom Schwartz. Yes, he started- And Tom Schwartz.
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  Speaker 4: They have Tom Tom Club.
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  Speaker 2: They have the Tom Tom restaurant that they did with
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Vanderpump, but now they have their own place that
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Vanderpump's not part of.
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  Speaker 4: That's getting bad reviews.
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  Speaker 2: That's called Schwartz and Sandy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Tom Sandoval was living with, owned a home in
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  Speaker 2: Valley Village, serious girlfriend, wrote a cocktail book with her,
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  Speaker 2: with Ariana for the last nine years.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They are a couple. Within their friend group, especially the
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  Speaker 2: last nine months, they became really close with newly single Raquel.
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  Speaker 2: Raquel was a super fan of the show, came to
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  Speaker 2: see DJ James Kennedy perform at Pump on New Year's Eve,
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  Speaker 2: started to date him. subsequently was his girlfriend, therefore got
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  Speaker 2: on her favorite show.
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  Speaker 4: Now DJ James Kennedy had a night that he would
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  Speaker 4: do his DJing at a club and he called it
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  Speaker 4: See You Next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Clever. Clever, clever, clever. Also, DJ James Kennedy is
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  Speaker 2: really funny and extremely entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And he's very nice to me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So they become a couple. She becomes regular
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: But she acts very dimmy, like dim-witted kind of. And
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  Speaker 2: she was a former pageant girl. She's from Santa Rosa, California.
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  Speaker 2: I did an impression of her. And Lala always was
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  Speaker 2: kind of like, don't she would be like don't fuck
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  Speaker 2: with me you Bambi eyed bitch because she did kind
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  Speaker 2: of have like these Bambi eyes and stuff and so
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they would go along sometimes they wouldn't but Lala
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  Speaker 2: always kind of had her like antennas up for this
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  Speaker 2: girl and sometimes people would be like why Lala like
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  Speaker 2: she seems so nice yeah so they date for like
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  Speaker 2: many years and she they get engaged she and DJ
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  Speaker 2: James Kennedy and he does this big engagement reveal on
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  Speaker 2: the show beautiful party expensive kind of out in Palm
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  Speaker 2: Desert where Coachella is okay and Tom Sandoval, who at
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  Speaker 2: that time is on year eight with Ariana, acts like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm your best friend, James Kennedy. I'm going to give
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  Speaker 2: you $ 20, 000 of my own money, which he has yet,
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  Speaker 2: this is not fake for the show, he never recouped it,
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  Speaker 2: so that you can give the engagement presentation that you
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  Speaker 2: and you deserve to give to Raquel.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone thought that was kind of weird. I just thought
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  Speaker 2: he was a really dumb businessman that just wanted to like,
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  Speaker 2: Do something on the show. And I was like, whatever, stupid.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to probably want that 20 grand one day.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, you're like, who cares? But anyway, time goes on.
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  Speaker 2: They get engaged. They break up. They reveal on the
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  Speaker 2: reunion that Raquel and James have broken up and they
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  Speaker 2: haven't boned for a year.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So now Raquel's on the show again, single girl. She's
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  Speaker 2: boozing a lot. And she's super supportive of Tom Sandoval's
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  Speaker 2: now cover band career.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. In which he's got like- Playing at the Canyon
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  Speaker 4: Club right here.
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  Speaker 2: Where we both performed.
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  Speaker 4: Very soon, like in a couple of weeks. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 4: coming back.
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  Speaker 2: Because he's been there a few times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's coming back.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw him and I'm like, oh, the guy
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  Speaker 2: can kind of sing, you know, but he has this
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  Speaker 2: big band and- James Kennedy.
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  Speaker 4: Covers of like rock songs or?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You know, like, and I wish I could have,
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  Speaker 2: and then he just thought, I wish I could have
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  Speaker 2: Schwartzy's mom. like instead of jess and then tom schwartz
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  Speaker 2: is like and he's like you know funny stuff oh
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  Speaker 2: so it's funny not not really that funny that's the
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  Speaker 2: only funny thing okay so but he's got like a
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  Speaker 2: real band behind him yeah and james kennedy who is
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  Speaker 2: smart like you and i like let's go to a
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  Speaker 2: show just by ourselves or with one other person and
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  Speaker 2: not an entire 12-piece orchestra right that we have to
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  Speaker 2: pay because you're not gonna make any money yeah so
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  Speaker 2: james is like you know he's fun but like He
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  Speaker 2: has to pay all these people. So he pays all
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  Speaker 2: these people. He wears pants and he's just enjoying himself.
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  Speaker 2: And Ariana, the girlfriend of nine years, is there every
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  Speaker 2: time cheering with now someone who she's become extremely close with,
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  Speaker 2: newly single Raquel.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Raquel is going to every single one of Tom Sandoval's
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  Speaker 2: cover band shows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like The Ultimate Groupie, filming herself and this and that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And on the show, and we hear it before the
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  Speaker 2: show airs, Oh, my God. Tom Schwartz, who was married
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  Speaker 2: to Katie, they break up after, you know, and they
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  Speaker 2: get divorced. And we find out. And I had dinner
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  Speaker 2: with Katie and Lala at BravoCon. And Katie was very
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  Speaker 2: annoyed with Sheena Shea, who is one of the regular
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  Speaker 2: people on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Original housewife.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no. Sheena Shea. Okay. Was the jump off point
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  Speaker 2: for Vanderpump Rules because Sheena Shea had an affair with
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  Speaker 2: Eddie Cibrian when he was married to Brandi Glanville. And
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Vanderpump knew this.
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  Speaker 4: And said, let me go look at this restaurant. Some
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  Speaker 4: drama going on in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And so Lisa Vanderpump, who wanted a spin off,
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  Speaker 2: then says to poor Brandi, I think you should come
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  Speaker 2: to my restaurant and confront this Sheena Shea. And she did.
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  Speaker 2: And that episode then turned into Vanderpump Rules. And it's
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  Speaker 2: brilliant because all these people dated and they were young
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  Speaker 2: and they were gorgeous. And it was a really fun
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  Speaker 2: show to watch. And throughout the years of all the people,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of infidelity has happened. These guys have had,
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  Speaker 2: you know, fangirls blow them in Miami and this and that.
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  Speaker 2: One drunken night, a girl slept with another guy. But
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  Speaker 2: it's always been like a hookup, a one-time thing, nothing.
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  Speaker 2: So with... So the season starts and we hear while
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  Speaker 2: they're filming that Katie's very annoyed because Sheena, who's become
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  Speaker 2: so close to Raquel, Raquel had made out with Tom
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  Speaker 2: Schwartz at Schwartz, not Sandoval, at Sheena Shea's wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And Katie feels like, Sheena, like, listen, I know I'm
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  Speaker 2: divorced from him, but why would you facilitate this relationship?
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: Sheena's like, I didn't facilitate it. I thought you guys were...
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  Speaker 2: You know, single and like divorced and you're boning and like,
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  Speaker 2: who cares? But I feel badly now, but I'm still
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  Speaker 2: really close. to this girl, Raquel. So now we watch
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  Speaker 2: the show and everybody's chiming in. Should Raquel had ever
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  Speaker 2: dated Tom Schwartz or not? People are giving Sheena shit.
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  Speaker 2: People are saying, Katie, leave him alone. And Sheena goes on,
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  Speaker 2: watch what happens live with now her best friend, Raquel,
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  Speaker 2: defending Raquel and everything. And Andy goes, okay, I want
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  Speaker 2: you guys to answer questions at the same time. Who's hotter,
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  Speaker 2: Schwartz or Sandoval? And Sandoval, Sandoval. And they both say Sandoval.
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  Speaker 2: And Sheena's like, what? I thought you'd say Schwartz. And
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  Speaker 2: now we know, because new stuff is coming out every day,
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  Speaker 2: that according to Andy Cohen, he just did his show.
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  Speaker 2: He said that then Raquel goes, well, Sandoval has abs.
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  Speaker 4: How would she know that?
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  Speaker 2: Just that it would pop right into your head, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she's talking about like, well, I heard that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: DJ James Kennedy says you don't give BJs. And she goes, well,
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  Speaker 2: not to him, but to other people. She goes on
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  Speaker 2: to do all these interviews saying, no, no one's DMing me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just enjoying being single, this and that. They finish
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  Speaker 2: Watch What Happens Live, the two girls. Now, the three
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  Speaker 2: hours ahead in New York, probably had some drinks. They
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  Speaker 2: did the shotskis, whatever. Meanwhile, in Orange County, okay, Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: in Orange County, he's doing his song. And Ariana's there filming.
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  Speaker 4: Now, what song is that? Are you singing the Proclaim?
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  Speaker 4: I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500.
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  Speaker 2: And Ariana's there. There's my boyfriend filming.
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  Speaker 4: That was from a Johnny Depp movie, Benny and June. Remember,
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  Speaker 4: he played like a special needs adult. Something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't do that today.
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  Speaker 4: No, he couldn't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm getting hot after my talk.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So, um, not my top, my sweater. Okay. So anyway, uh,
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  Speaker 2: something happens where, you know, Tom is like, someone's calling
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  Speaker 2: them at maybe after the show, like, Hey buddy, I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the audience. Can I meet you backstage? And they
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  Speaker 2: see it's a mutual friend of theirs. So he's like
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  Speaker 2: here or somehow she gets his phone. Yeah. Yeah. We're backstage.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just assuming this is what happened. And then she sees,
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  Speaker 2: now the phone's open, now she sees there's a text
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  Speaker 2: exchange between him and Raquel. Now, Raquel is their good friend.
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  Speaker 2: They've gone to Coachella together. They've gone to some other
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  Speaker 2: festival in Vegas together with Sheena Shea. They've gone to
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  Speaker 2: all these shows. In fact, when Raquel, who's now 28,
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  Speaker 2: did her last pageant run, because I guess once you're 28,
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump kicks you out. Yeah. They came to her pageant.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Both of them, Sandoval and Ariana. What type of pageant?
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  Speaker 4: It was like Miss America? Miss California. Oh, Miss California.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow. But now she's done. Yeah. So that shows
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  Speaker 2: we saw some depression. I don't know what I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to do with my life. I'm no longer with DJ
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  Speaker 2: James Kennedy. But I'm like, you know. So I would
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  Speaker 2: feel sorry for this dumb but pretty girl. And she's
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  Speaker 2: just such a good friend. She's so supportive of Tom Sandoval.
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  Speaker 2: And she's always with Ariana when Ariana just needs a
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  Speaker 2: friend to go to the Sandoval concert with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So then she sees the exchange. And in the exchange,
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  Speaker 2: according to everything that's out there, allegedly, but everybody's writing
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  Speaker 2: about it, including like people in TMZ, she sees not
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  Speaker 2: only inappropriate texts, but a recorded FaceTime video of the
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  Speaker 2: two of them. And it's very sexual.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so it's the two of them in the video.
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  Speaker 2: It's like she, yeah, like Raquel's doing something, diddling the dew.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, for Sandoval.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And he's doing something back?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that much of the details.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But she knows. She knows.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's done. Doesn't know how long it's going on for,
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  Speaker 2: but knows. Well, she gets a hold of Sheena, who
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  Speaker 2: she knows, who's also her good friend, because they're all
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  Speaker 2: real close. It's like the Cassidy kind of split between
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  Speaker 2: Katie and then, and it's like Sheena, like, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: I think Raquel's been having an affair or whatever with
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  Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval. Well, Sheena loses it because Sheena has been
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  Speaker 2: this great friend forever. Saying that, stop being mean to Raquel.
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  Speaker 2: She probably feels, but she's also been deceived for months
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  Speaker 2: and months.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: And she's left this girl alone with her husband on
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  Speaker 2: many occasions. Right. And it's like, who is this person? Right.
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  Speaker 2: So all this shit breaks us. And it breaks, this
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  Speaker 2: happened Wednesday night.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: It really comes out by Friday. So now the cast
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  Speaker 2: knows and the production knows they've wrapped, but they bring
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  Speaker 2: up the cameras. They're like, come on, we got to
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  Speaker 2: see this go down. And everyone's like, did Schwartz know?
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  Speaker 2: And was there ever anything going on with Schwartz and Raquel?
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  Speaker 2: Or was it that he was covering in a fake romance,
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  Speaker 2: knowing that his best friend and his business partner was
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  Speaker 2: boning her all the time? And did the boning start there?
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  Speaker 2: Did he have a thing for her when he paid
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  Speaker 2: for that engagement party?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because that never made any sense. Then they said in
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  Speaker 2: Coachella- But why would he pay for the- Like he
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  Speaker 2: secretly liked her. It doesn't make sense, but one of
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  Speaker 2: the theories is he always had a thing for her
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  Speaker 2: and he wanted to show her what a great guy
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  Speaker 2: he was, even though she was engaged.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, got it.
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  Speaker 2: Or was once she saw that, did they start to
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  Speaker 2: have a romance and that made her break up with
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  Speaker 2: DJ James Kennedy?
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  Speaker 4: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: But we don't know. Or was he just an idiot
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  Speaker 2: who blew 20 grand and didn't feel for her back then? Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: It has been revealed by DJ James Kennedy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That it's been going on for at least seven months
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  Speaker 2: or since July.
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  Speaker 4: The relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Full boning.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: And according to all the Reddit threads- Now, when did.
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  Speaker 4: DJ James Kennedy make this announcement? Was this on- This is.
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  Speaker 2: Dumois, Reddit, PageSense. It's all getting out there. And it's
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: very confirmed that it's been seven months. Yeah. Like, they're
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: all admitting it. Or more, because it couldn't have happened
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: in Coachella, is what people are wanting. Okay. There was
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: a rumor that a fan wrote, I saw Raquel making
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: out with Tom Schwartz. Tom Schwartz was never at Coachella.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval was. Was that fan, mix up the two
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: S last names, never got a photo, and it just
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: then went on with, oh, this is a good distraction
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: from the fact that we really are. Go along with us,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz. Be my best friend. You know, whatever.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: So.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so now it's out. Everyone hates Raquel. Actually, people
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: pull up her high school photo. Her name was really Rachel.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: So she's like a Hilaria.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, she just changed her name. Yeah. Like all of
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm Heatherina.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: And you're like, you know she was Heather in 1988.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: What? Heatherina? Micadonnalina? I thought she was.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: So... Everyone is hurt. Everyone is deceived. I mean, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: think it's so diabolical that this girl acted like she
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: was Ariana's friend for seven months.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: There's also the juiciest part is that at one night,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: she was spending the night at the house in Valley Village,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: the McMansion.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Ariana saw him come out of her room at 4 a.m.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: But he was delivering her water.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: So did she have any suspicion slightly before? I think
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: she did, because why would you look in the text?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: She had probably a little, but probably not a lot.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Concern. And so they are filming. Everyone's furious.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: So now I heard that Lisa Vanderpump is flying to
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: New York for an emergency. Watch what happens live.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I believe so, and I think that's brilliant. Wednesday.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And I said, you know, God love Lisa Vanderpump, and
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I know she loves all these kids as much as
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: she loves her Vanderpump dogs. Right. But there's probably something
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: in her brain that's like, that's absolutely terrible. Ariana was
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: with him for so long. They owned this house. They
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: took $ 250, 000 out of the house in a diminishing real
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: estate market to rope up Sandys and Schwartz. But the
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: whole time, he was... Sponking Raquel. Yeah. How could she
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: not be happy?
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I know, loving it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: There's a little bit where it's like, hey, it's awful.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Let's make the lemonade. Ariana, get your business. She's supposed
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: to do a business with Katie called, that was a
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: sandwich shop.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Sandwich shop. I heard about this.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And everybody says- But it never happened? Well, get the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: investors now.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what I think it should be. Okay?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: This is not my idea. Someone else said it. Call
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: it the better halves.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Halves, okay.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And they should have a special on a half of
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: a sandwich with a little soup and salad.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I love a half sandwich.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: A half sandwich. And I also think they should offer
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: that you could have two different halves for the price
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: of one whole sandwich.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: And they can scoop it out, because I like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: A scooped out baguette.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: With a crunch. Sure. Just a half of a sandwich.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Now, you think they're going to, will they slice the
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: meats or will the meats be pre-sliced at this fake
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: sandwich shop?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I think you got to pre-slice it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Because you heard what's happening.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: What? Tell.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Subway. Okay, there's a lot of Subway news. I'm glad
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: you brought up sandwich shop.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think that they should power with Subway right
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: now during the Jared pedophile.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: As I'm saying, there's Jared news.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, so talk about Subway. Then we're getting back to
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: the rumors of this.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: This is Jared Fogle news.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: We're taking a quick break for sandwich news.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Documentary. I guess a documentary is coming out where they
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: have like the actual clips of him talking to these girls.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: But he's asking them, can I see your kids naked?
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Like he's asking the parents.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: And they have audio recorded. So now it's, I mean,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: he's in jail for life anyway, I think. So it's
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: not a good look on Subway.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: But now Subway's decided they're going to slice their meats
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: like they do over at Jersey Mike's. I mean, they
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: had the Jared Fogle problem. Then Jersey Mike's comes and
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: it's better, honestly. They're slicing their meats.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I have to say, we were at Costco last week.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: What are they doing?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: And, you know, Brandon still, I sometimes make him a sandwich.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Sometimes he gets lunch at like the food truck or whatever. Okay.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And I said, do you want this turkey here to
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: make the sandwiches? And he's like, mm. And I go,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: or do you feel like we've gotten to the economic
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: level of only sliced meats from the deli section of Ralph's?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Wow. So like a boar's head.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Like a sliced boar's head.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know what? Thanks to my Patreon support,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: we have.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Wow. I said, you know what? You got it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Good for you.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: You're on the swim team. It makes a world of difference.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: What's it called?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Lift?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Are you going past Kimmage?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kimmage.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: was given back?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm not going to
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: pull punches. You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I don't want to brag. We call it from a
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: real turkey.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: From a real turkey.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Like a real turkey breast.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That at one time, this really came from the breast
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: of a turkey.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Sure, sure.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Wow, that is... Congratulations on that type of success.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: At the better halves, I would like them to have
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: that as well.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: We, the Frangellos always grew up sliced from a grocery store.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: What?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: But like liverwurst. Like, I think it's like the low,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: that was the thing that people ate back in those days.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Like the lowest rung cold cut.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. We definitely didn't.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: In fact, I remember my first week on Chelsea. she
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: was doing a sketch and they wanted to get her snacks.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: And I saw that they got the sliced turkey. And
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I just said, one day. I literally was like.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: So they're eating your Oscar Mayer.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I just was like the opulence. Like you was talking
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: about the second fridge.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: The second refrigerator in the garage.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I was just like to just.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: But you've had, what did you eat then cold cut
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: wise at the McDonald house?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, we would buy it all packaged up.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Packaged, like pre-packaged.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the, yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, back to the sound of all. Sorry to take
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: everyone off course.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So here are some things. Okay, I'm going to write
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: all the things down that I want to... Okay. They
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: also have been wearing both Bolt necklaces.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I saw this.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Tom and she. So that was like their secret thing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But also that was his TomTom made merch and they
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: had the Bolt. So again, she's a groupie. She's a groupie.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: The other thing people are saying about Tom and his
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: long career as a reality star. When it started, he
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: was a girl. he was a, I had a girlfriend
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: named Kristen who was also on the show. Right. And
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: they were both aspiring models and actors. So it worked. Right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: They broke up. He got with Ariana. Ariana was like
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: a really big into mixology. Like she was a, A bartender.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Then he jumped on that. I'm going to have my
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: own restaurant. We wrote this cocktail book. Now that that
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: has ended. And the other thing is that she said,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I never want to have kids. I never want to
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: get married. He kind of said, well, I sort of do,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: but they still stayed together. So people are like, well,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: maybe he wanted a wife and kid, but obviously he cheated.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: There's no excuse. Right. Now he's with a groupie.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Like she's a groupie.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: And she's a groupie of like a cover band. It's sad.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Like a reality star cover band. It's not like the
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Rolling Stones.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that TikTok or whatever video? trend where they,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: they have this voice of, I think it's Steve Harvey
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: being like, so that's your man. And you're going to
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: stick by him. And then people show their husband, like
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: being like, like acting lame, or they show Cody dancing
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: from sister wives at a wedding. I really think someone
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: needs to do it with, and that's your man. And
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: then Raquel being like, and you're.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Going to stick by it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And you're going to stick with him. Like, this is
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: what you're going.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm like, okay. Cut to 10 years from now.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: She's married to somebody else. She has a couple of kids.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You think that those moms 10 years from now, when
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: they're all 38, are going to forget who Raquel was
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: in 2023? Right. That they would ever trust this girl
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: to be a room mom or their friend or go
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: on a trip together? For the traveling soccer team.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: She literally should do a face transplant like Larsa Pippen.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Change her name.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like her nose anyway. She had a botched
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: nose job. Get a whole new nose, but also just change,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: move like it's done. Yeah. Or the only way that
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: she can survive is if they agree to stay together
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: until they die. They either have to get married, have
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: a couple of kids, stay together because then after like
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: five years, people will be like, well, obviously they're a
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: beautiful family.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It didn't start out the right way, but.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: And so there's all this talk of what their PR
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: companies are saying to do. One being that they said
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: that she's. I think she's going to do the narrative.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: This is me. There's other versions. I think she's going
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to do the narrative. I was groomed by Tom Sandoval.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Sure. That's a perfect out.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: He's older. He's more mature. I came off of a
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: weird relationship with DJ James Kennedy. I was vulnerable. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: couldn't be in pageants anymore.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I started to drink and do recreational stuff at his
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: cover band. I was sucked in by his nail polish
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: and his white eyeliner.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And his incredible singing and sparkling pants. Yeah, I mean,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: can you blame her? And he convinced me that they
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: weren't having sex. And now I need to go to
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: rehab so I can stay on the show.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I like it. That's a good out. But then they'd
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: have to break up. Like if they're going to stay together,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: you can't say the grooming thing.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: No. So her thing is probably, I'm going to break
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: up and say I'm a victim. But I think it's
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: a little hard for a 28-year-old woman to say I
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: was groomed.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But then a lot of people will say I was
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: with a narcissist, whatever. I was all screwed up, you know,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: and I was 45. So like, but it's the seven-month deception.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: And she didn't just deceive Ariana.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: She deceived Sheena, Sheena's husband, Brock. All these other people
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: that they hung out with, everybody, Lala, DJ, everyone thought.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I don't understand how these people, how do they have
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: the time to do it? Like if he's living with
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: this other girl, when does, is it after the shows?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Is it like.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm so glad you asked.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: A new report came out that they apparently wore disguises out.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Well, really?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Like disguises to like.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Like to have dinner and stuff like that. They did
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: not spend Christmas together. She went home because she has
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: like a sick grandpa.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And he was somewhere and there are eyewitnesses that said
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: they saw them together in his hometown, like St. Louis
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: or something. He did a... A cover band show in
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Santa Rosa.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: And she never posted that she was there, but Bravo
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: fans filmed her alone with a girlfriend up in the balcony.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: She was there. Wow. So yeah, I think they snuck
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: around and I think they got off on sneaking around. Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: And the other question is- The other thing is you
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: said there was maybe a chance of somebody seeing somebody
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: going in and out of a bedroom within the home
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: of them. That is always shocking to me because I
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: don't know about your house, but I can't do anything
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: in my house without everybody hearing it. And I live
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: in kind of like my daughter's. Up, they'll get up
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: and come out, see what's going down.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: First of all, Brandon, very heavy footed. Like the loudest.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: He's got like size 14 feet.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Just like, I'm like, that's why even though he's grown,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, are you sick or something? Like, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: heard you get up three times. Like, it's so loud.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: So loud.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: So loud. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: That's why I don't understand how anybody does. I hear
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: these stories, you know, I've heard this before in the
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: same house.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: How? And then Peter wants the world to know that
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: he's emptying the dishwasher at 530 a.m. leaves the door
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: hall door open and takes the whole thing out and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: throws it on the marble countertops of all the forks
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: and knives to splatter.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: But brian 5 30 a.m that's where.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: He woke up that's what he felt he wanted to
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: start his day and i'm like dude like shut the
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: whole door if you're going to do some housework at
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: five 30. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So my other question,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: did you.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Ever try and get, ice out of any ice machine
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: in the refrigerator. It sounds like a dump truck, you know,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: the ice hitting, and then it goes all over the floor.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: We have a top of the line sub-zero, and the
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: ice flies everywhere. There's more ice on the kitchen floor
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: than there is in the cup. And the whole house
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: wakes up. Oh, my God.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We were at an Airbnb of a beautiful house. in
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Palm Desert recently. And all night long, I was like, God,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I was up all night. What was that? It was
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: just a little portable ice maker all the way in
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: the kitchen. This is like a 4,000 square foot home.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And my God, it was loud.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: It's the loudest thing ever.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Like I could, I probably could have an affair in
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: another room. And then if the girl goes, can I
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: get some ice?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: That's going to blow this whole thing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe that was it. He said he was getting her water.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: He got her wife's.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Water with ice.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: And then they woke up.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And that's what woke up Ariana.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the damn ice machine.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something as a dude.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Because this dynamic is very weird to me as a woman. Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: In your opinion, now that we've got you up to speed.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Gotcha.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Do you... So at one point they were in an interview...
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: We're going to see that Schwartz, not Sandoval, does make
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: out with Raquel. They never have sex, but they make out.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: And then there's a story that later in the season,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I think in August, Sheena got married and they hooked up. Yeah. Allegedly.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Tom Schwartz and Raquel. And Raquel. Hooked up beyond making out. Maybe.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, a lot of people think that Schwartz was
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the ultimate best friend, knew about this affair from the
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: beginning and was covering it and was like, I'll make
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: out with her here and there on camera just to
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: keep people from possibly thinking you did it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Other people think, I think, could it be that in
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: a sick guy's mind, Tom Sandoval kind of got off
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: on seeing if this groupie would also screw his friend? Like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: what is, what's the dynamic? Why does a guy, I
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: feel that's a little pimpy, but what is about that
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: a guy would get off on that? Is it the
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: power of being like, this girl is so freaking into
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: me that she'll even give sexual favors to my friends
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: because I told her to. That's what it is, right? Probably.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. That's a weird one. That's not
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: my style, but I've heard that about like Chris D'Elia
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: would do.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: The comedian.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the comedian.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Pass him off to the friends.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would say. I've heard football players.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've heard other high-ranking people would have, be like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: now go do the groupie or my friend or what,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: not the groupie, but like the roadie or like the
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: person that's with me. Yeah. Or pass it off to
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: your brother, like the Kennedys.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Even people in the White House like to bro, they
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: call it bro hop. And an Us Weekly person asked
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: the two guys about a week ago, what about Raquel
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: being a bro hopper? And they both are like, no,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't think that's true because she'd also
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: briefly dated two other guys that worked there. Oh, but
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: not not like anything big deal, like maybe kiss them.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, oh, and everyone, you know, but
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: as a viewer, we're just like, oh, she's just sowing
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: her wild oats. She's just kind of being a drunk
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: makeout slut, whatever, who cares?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: So where's the other girl and all that? The girl
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: who's with Tom Sandoval for 10 years. Where does she
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: come from?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Ariana, she is flipping off paparazzi. She went to McDonald's.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: She deactivated her Instagram. There's no kids involved in it. No,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: and everyone is surrounding her with love and hopefully investors
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: so I can get a half a sandwich in Sherman Oaks.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I am hoping for this.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be nice. So, yeah, I mean.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: So then.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Tom, Schwartz and Sandy's, their new restaurant.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever gone to any of these places? Tom
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Tom Club or Schwartz and Sandy's?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, Tom Tom's very good. Pumps are a bend of
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: them all. I have not gone to Schwartz and Sandy's.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Annie went and she said the food was really good
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: and it was really cute. It is in like a
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: shopping square.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Beachwood Canyon or something, right?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Franklin something.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Franklin and Beachwood, yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: But it's kind of, she said it's kind of a
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: happening like new spot to like live for young people.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: So I think it might be good. But, The fans
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: went and wrote so many negative Yelp reviews that Yelp
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: had to shut it down. Yeah. And then Sandoval wrote
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: a long thing saying, Schwartz had nothing to do with this.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: He never knew. But please, I have employees. I'm just
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: a part owner. Like, don't destroy my business.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I read that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Because of this.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: But in that, he never said, and I feel terrible about,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: he never mentions Ariana.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: So people are like, your apology sucks, loser. Meanwhile, Schwartz,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I really feel, was like, take it. And I really
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: feel like that Katie must be like, thank God I
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: got rid of you, Schwartz, because you have been so
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: under Sandoval's thumb. You know, they always said that he
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: would always do everything Sandoval said. And I'm like, and
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: now he might lose a business because he's associated with
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: a person who hates him. Or does everyone forget about
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: this in a month? And who cares? I think this
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: is going to have some lasting effect because- Cheating, a
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: girl cheating with her really good girlfriend's man consecutively for
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: seven months. Everyone's like, what about the guy? Okay, but
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: it's about a girl who's like talking to a girl
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: and being like, what's going on with you and Sandoval?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Are you guys getting along better? Are you having any
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: more sex? Oh, you're not? Oh, I'm sorry about that. Hi, Sandy,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: where am I going to meet you with my bolt necklace?
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: So now everybody's going back and watching all the episodes
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and looking for the clues. I think all the producers
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and editors must be like, look, I know these episodes
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: are done, but let's throw some fun little subtle hints
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: so the audience can watch it like detectives and then
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: post TikToks and get that many more people interested in it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I'm interested now and I never watched Vanderpump Rules.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: And what are your thoughts? Like, do you think, do
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: you think that Raquel will ever be forgiven. No one's
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: going to want to film with her. None of the
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: girls are ever going to forgive her.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: No, it's going to be tough for her. This would
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: be a tough couple of months, but eventually it was good.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: She's going to get in a lot of, uh, I
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: didn't know who she was until, Two days ago.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: And you know, there's been lots of housewives, husbands that
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: have cheated, housewives who have cheated, divorces, whatever. Guys get mistreated.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: But nobody in the history of Bravo had a full
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: on affair with each other within the same cast. Right.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: That is why this is like the most polarizing thing.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Notorious thing. So the Bambi died bitch is like the
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: most polarizing character of all. And you think maybe, maybe
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: she wanted this all the time. Maybe this was her
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: master plan. She came in like a snake in the grass,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: It's all very exciting stuff. And I can't believe you
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: put that much research into it. Thank you for keeping it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Friday lost. No shower. No, nothing. Yeah. Saturday went to Brett,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: got Drake, got breakfast with him. It's international Sunday along
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: with Brandon. Yeah. After that, all day on the phone. Finally,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Sunday came and I said, I got to take a shower. Yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I've got to get out of this house.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I get out of the house and then something clicked
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: in me. So then I did another TikTok from the department,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: upstairs department of Nordstrom.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I can't remember what I said. Oh, I think I
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: talked about her strategy that she's going to say that
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: she's been groomed or something. I thought she's going to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: have to say she's a victim. Of the older Tom Sandoval. Right.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: That's the only way out. Unless she's pregnant and they're
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: going to get married. She has two choices. Get pregnant
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: and get married and stay with him forever. Or say
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: she was a victim. She can't just say, hey, we
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: made a mistake. Leave me alone. She can't.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Now, if they stay together for long amounts of time,
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: you believe that would kind of make it look like, oh,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: they were meant to be together.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It has to be like 10 years and two kids. Yeah, right.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: It can't be just like another year. Right.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: No.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Like in a case of... Like, not to compare the two,
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: they're completely different, but like in Woody Allen's Soon Yee.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: The fact that they're still together, you're like, well.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: They were meant to be together. It was an odd start. Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: But they're still together.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: It was his daughter.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: It was his stepdaughter or something.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Well, not even step.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Adopted.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Adopted.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Right.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I guess Step, because I think she had adopted her
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: alone before marrying him.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But even if that's the defense, it's a weird defense.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: She wasn't really.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: But anyway.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: But they're still together.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: 30 years later.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: So that's the only probably.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: But what's great is if Soon-Yi ever does something shitty.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Not that she cares to be canceled, because it's not
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: like she has like a lifestyle blog that her podcast
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: just to keep going. But if she did and she
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: ever did something shitty. Yeah. Got a DUI, whatever. You
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: can always say, what did you expect?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: 25 years ago.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I was groomed by my stepdad.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: She's always got a trump card to get out of anything.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Forever.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: With that one.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Forever. Speaking of victims. Yeah. Let's talk about the Chris
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Rock special.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: That came out. I didn't realize it was streamed live.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: In it, he screwed up a joke.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, and it was pretty good. I liked that he
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: said that.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: And so, yeah, he got into talking about Will Smith
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: and he said, Jada was mad. That I was going
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: to host the Oscars when her husband wasn't nominated. And
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: he meant to say for the movie Concussion.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: But he said Emancipation.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Because later on he was going to say Emancipation in
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: the joke. And he probably had it mixed up in
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: his head.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: And so then he mixed it up and he goes, oh, wait,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I screwed up the joke. And I was like, wow,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: that's kind of amazing. Because when you do a special,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: most people do it twice. I've done it twice. both times.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: So if you do do something like that, you get notes,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: you go out, you do it again and you correct it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Or even if you do it once, you might have
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: a pickup with the audience and go, hey, I just
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: have to repeat this line. But I didn't realize he
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: couldn't do that because they were actually streaming it live.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: And then that live became what we watched last night. Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But the funny thing was, as a comedian, I'm
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: watching it and I know about, you know, we all
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: screw up jokes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: It stays in your head for the next 10 minutes
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: of your set.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, that you screwed up.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I could tell he was thinking about it. Like, son
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: of a bitch.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: That ruins the cadence of the joke that I, you know,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: it doesn't have the same impact that it would have
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: had I not screwed it up.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I could tell it was on his mind for the
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: next 10 minutes. But I love the special.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I thought the special was great. He called it Selective Outrage,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: which for his age and everything, very relatable, things that
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: we've joked about. Yeah. I mean, all the topics are
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: things that we've talked about on our show and other comics,
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: but it's always fun to hear them. A great, unique,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: everyone has a different perspective on it, even though if
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: the topics are not original.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: So he, yeah. So he talks about, you know, it
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: talks about some, some interesting things.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: The one I want to talk about, which I loved,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: which I thought was great and brave of him.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: When he talks about dating younger women. Yeah. Versus women
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: that are like 40. He's like, he's like 55. So
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: he's like, okay, so I'm divorced. Yeah. And he's like,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: when I date a 25 year old, all she wants
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: is some expensive pair of shoes. And I can get
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: her those shoes. And then she wears them naked and
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: is like, daddy, you like the shoes? And he gets
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: laid and she's very impressed. He's like, when you date
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: a woman who's 45 or 50, she's like. Hey, like
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: she has some things. So she's like, can you help
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: me fix the house? We were dying laughing. And it's
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: so true because whenever I'm like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Can you fix my roof?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because whenever I think about like if something was
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: happening to Peter, I was like, I would like have
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: to hire like a handyman to like live with me.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Like I literally, when the rain was happening and stuff. Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: One time Peter was gone and it was raining really
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: hard and we have a pool cover and he goes,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you need to put this pump on it to like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: he tried to tell me.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And I saw this thing outside. What did I do?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: You guys made a video of it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I put a vacuum. I put a vacuum.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I put a vacuum cleaner on the cover. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And just vacuumed up.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. I then said to him, I'm like, is
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: this right? He's like, what are you doing? And I'm like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, I.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Don't know what some single women that are homeowners even
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: did these last two weeks.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Like, I guess they just allowed their homes to become
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: an infinity pool. I don't know because it was like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: what the hell? Like, how are you supposed to like
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: clean your gutters? What do they expect us to do?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah. Tough times. What a struggle.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: So anyway, he said that's what, so it's like, like
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: in the end, even though these women who are, you know, 45,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: 59 own a home, they're going to cause you a
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: lot more work and heartache. Yeah. And I also loved
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: how he said, you have to go to the mechanic
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: so that they don't get taken, which is so true.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: So true. It was great.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: It was really, really funny. You know, talked about some
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: edgy stuff was the abortion stuff, which I thought was,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I never heard that perspective where he's like, people say
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: it's all about women and it's a woman's choice. But
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: what about all the times I've paid for it? I
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my God. I loved that he was
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: so honest about his life and his dating and his kids.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: And then we get to the Will Smith stuff, which
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: was the juiciest.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: The Will Smith stuff was great. Yeah, it was good
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: because he didn't, I don't know, he did a good,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: I know he wasn't going to touch upon it. Because
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: he just didn't want to become about his act. He's
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: a better comedian than that. He doesn't need it. But
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: it was interesting that he did touch upon it. And
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: really in a good way, I thought.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: It made Jada Pinkett Smith look kind of insane.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, one of my biggest TikTok videos,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I think it's at like 9 million, is when I
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: had Josh Wolf on, which was right after the slap.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: And we talked about, you know, women can be the
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: narcissistic assholes too.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: And we got into.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: And actually Josh Wolf said like, it was that moment
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: of her looking at him, like you better do something.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: And now in hearing this whole thing, Chris Rock reminded
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: us of his global humiliation and especially among other men,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: men of color, like friends of his that are in
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: the industry that it was all exposed that she was
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: cheating on him with It was her son, but it
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: was her stepson's friend.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: August.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: August. Yeah. And he goes, and it's one thing to
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: have that happen, but then to subject yourself for ratings
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: to be so that she could interview him. Yeah. On
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: the red tabletop is so true. It's like we all
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: said it was awful, but he put it in such
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: a hilarious way that you're like, oh, my God, you're right.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: That is awful.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Like, how did that make you feel? I know.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did you why would you do that?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I never, I mean, because it's like, and I think
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: it's also, it's just everything about it. Like the world
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: to know that you are so under your wife's control
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: must be very humiliating as a man. Like, and not
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: only are you like six, five and she's like five, one,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: this little thing. And with a little YouTube show, like you're,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: you're like an Academy Award winner nominated.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: And you have to go do her dumb little show
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: with your mother-in-law. Yeah. And daughter, because she decided that
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: she got, her legs got entangled around this kid that
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: kept coming around and needed some counseling. That's what she
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: said in it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Like I needed to help him. And then I found
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: myself in an entanglement. And remember, remember you were, You
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: pissed me off that day when you planned my party
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: without consulting me. Yeah. That's what, that's what she said.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: That was, she goes, do you remember what you did? Like,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: and then she, and then Willow's sitting there and she's like,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and she goes, I remember I didn't want that party.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: And the mom's like, you didn't.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Grandma, that's what Grandma Pinkett Smith, that's her whole contribution.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Grandma Pinkett Smith just goes, oh, child.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: And she's like, well, that party was for you. For
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: you to show the world that you could give your
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: wife a beautiful party. Did you ask me if I
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: wanted that party? And he's like, no, ma'am, I didn't. Like,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: it was. Yeah. Like, I'm like, God, if Peter threw
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: me a party, I'd be so happy. Right. Imagine being like,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: why didn't you ask me? Yeah. I didn't want steak
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: and lobster, you dumb asshole. Like, what?
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. You should have went hooked up with one of
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Drake's friends after Peter unloaded the dishwasher at 5.30 a.m. Nobody,
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: not a court in the land would have found you guilty.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Can you imagine? Drake just sees my phone one
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: day and he's like, Bob, why are you texting my
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: friend Jonah? Oh, nothing. We were just going to go
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: on a bike ride together. What?
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: I know. That's even the stranger part that it was
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Jaden's friend, wasn't it?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: No, no. It was the stepson's friend.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: But the stepson, she always called my bonus son and
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: she met him when he was like eight. Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Or younger.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Still, it's all strange.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what he's doing, but he needs
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: to tap into this. Yeah. And talk about his grooming
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: and victimhood and everything that happened.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Which was a theme of the thing of being a victim. Right.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Which I thought- That was the theme of the Red
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Table Talk.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And also of Chris. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. Chris's thing,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: which I thought was great.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I thought that was really- It was excellent. Yeah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Great job. Watch it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: He looked great. Oh, by the way, when I saw
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: him at Craig's about a year ago, I was pretty buzzed.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I was with my friend Krista, who's single. And I
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: tried to pimp Krista on him.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: By saying now all the things that he didn't want
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: to hear.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, you should meet my friend Krista. She's
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: a single mom. Oh, God. She owns her own home.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she needs a roof.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: She's on a hillside.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Which, again, is not good. Like, literally during
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: the water, she was like, I think my house is
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: going to fall down the hill. I'm like, okay, bye. Like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do for her. I'm like,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: do I send Peter over with a snake? Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: He mentioned that, too, Chris Rock. Oh, man.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did not want that. Oh, he talked about
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: the Meghan Markle. And I thought that was really funny.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: And he said, and this is what I've said. We've
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: all said this, too, because, of course, I've talked so
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: much about it. But when talking about the royal family,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: he was like, some of that was just in-law shit.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: And I've said some of that is just wedding stuff.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Getting in a fight with your sister-in-law about her daughter
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: being a flower girl's dress. Right. That is universal, big
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: wedding bullshit.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even Harry's book, a lot of it's like, that's
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: brother shit. Right. I mean, I have brothers. The heir
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: and the spare.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, that's why Drake, you know,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Drake even said years ago, I should have been born
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: like 200 years prior. I would have it all.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I don't have to share half with the spare.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: So I get it. And yeah, and then he said,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: try being the white girl that gets brought to the
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: black family.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: And see how welcoming that can be for some women.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: And I thought that was really funny. Yeah. Speaking of which, okay,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: so the coronation, they have been invited. Yeah. We don't
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: know if they're going to go, Prince Harry and Meghan.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: However, um of course they're gonna go and of course
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: they should go right because this is like This is
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: like their Vanderpump Rules. This is what's going to get
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: them the ratings. We're not going to stop watching now.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: But if they don't come, we might be like, eh,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: we got to know that there was some side eye.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Didn't he just do some pay-per-view thing where you met
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: with a psychiatrist?
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: So he did a streaming service where you pay $ 33.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: 99.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: To watch him get therapy? So you get a book
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: and you watch him get therapy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: But when I read that, I'm like, maybe this guy
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: really does need money.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I think, I think.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Because that's a, I mean, why would he do that?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: To remain, so his story, just like Raquel, is victim, victim, victim. Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: You can't dislike me because they, so he was diagnosed
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: with post-traumatic stress from the mom dying. Yes. ADD, who
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: doesn't have that?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Everybody.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: What was the other one?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: We used to call it anxiety.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't have anxiety? I know. My doorbell rings, I
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: pee in my pants out of fear that I'm going
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: to be served. Yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, the doorbell ringing is the most- It's terrifying. It's
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: the most stressful thing in the world now.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It's so stressful. Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I literally dropped to the ground.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: And even though my door is like very high up,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I feel like I can see
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the top of my head.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I always send one of the boys like to look
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: or get her out.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: It's, okay, so- And attention deficit disorder is just a-
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: You know, one day you're supposed to do something and
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: you look at a TikTok. We all do that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get distracted.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Get a little distracted. Wait, there was one other thing
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: that he was... Anyway, that was it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: I remember we used to call it ants in your pants.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: He's got ants in his pants. He's got ADD. Ah,
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: cut it out. He's got ants in his pants. That's
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: all it was.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Or they just would have screamed at you, pay attention.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Pay attention, right. That's a whole different.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: You can't pay attention.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: So anyway, also, I mean, I'm telling you, my prediction
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: for a long time is like she is going to
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: dump him within five years. Really? And all of this
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: is just getting less and less attractive. Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Right. And what becomes of him then? Is he back
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: in the family or?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's back in the family and he marries some
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: English girl and it's fine. Yeah. She gets with like
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: a Jeff Bezos or something or whatever that hot, someone
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: that hasn't emerged yet.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: On the rise. She'll get with some rich person like that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I had lunch with a friend.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Congrats.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you. A few weeks ago. I hadn't seen him
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: in like 15 years. We used to work together at Mirabelle.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Where Meghan Markle worked.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Exactly where Meghan Markle used to work with me. And
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: he said, I was actually friendly with her. We would
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: talk via text all the time. Right up until like
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: through Suits and through the Suitcase show, Deal or No Deal.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Because we were friendly. And we'd talk a lot via text.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: And he goes, and then I started hearing rumors about Harry.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: So I texted her. Like, is this true about what
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: I'm hearing about Prince Harry? Then the number was not
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: working anymore. Phone number was gone. Wow. Yeah. He said,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: so that was, I never heard from her again. And
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: he goes, well, we were pretty tight.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So. That is 100% next bigger, better thing. Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Moving on. Yeah, right, right. I don't need to talk
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: to this guy anymore. Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's he going to get me? Yeah. Right, right.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Like as if Harry... Oh, speaking of, yeah, they didn't
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: stop at Mirabelle to go out. They went to the Bungalows,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Harry and Meghan recently. Yeah. Which is extremely private dining club.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: And I went there. I put it out that I
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: wanted to go. And my friend.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Is that at the Beverly Hills Hotel?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: No, it's just on... It's down on La Cienega, I think.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I went there and it looks like it was a
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: small boutique hotel that they've converted to a private dining club.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: You go in. So I put it out on the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: show and a Juicy Scooper who was a member invited me.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: And then one was a Juicy Scooper, but then she
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: worked with a friend of mine, Jerry. So again, you guys,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: I'd like to go back. We had a really good time.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: So you get there and they take your phone. They
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: put a black piece of tape on it so you
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: cannot film. And they also say if you try to
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: film or record anything and you sign a paper promising
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: not to, you also can't talk about your experience. I
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: guess I just did, but I'm not a member. No.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: So nothing bad happened.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: The food was good.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a super like star studded night that I
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: was there. But it's really supposed to be so that
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: people can like actually meet and talk to each other
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: and do business. And it's not everyone reporting on it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: So it's like a Soho house.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Right. And you're never supposed to call the paparazzi. You know,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: the paparazzi doesn't even go there because they never know
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: who's going to be there and they'll get, well, the
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: paparazzi happened to be there. When Harry and Meghan went
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: last week. And Jennifer Aniston was leaving.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: And she's, according to the people who wrote the article,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: very annoyed that the paps were there.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: So this is A-lister at this place.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: This is way more A-list than Soho House.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: This is way more exclusive.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: And so they didn't like that they knew. Now, there's
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: no way to prove that she called them or that
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: someone in their team called them. But, you know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I'm going to try and get over it. You know,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I know you never invite me to Craig's when you go.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: I see your pictures.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: No, you're right. I don't.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend manages the place, so I could probably
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: get his VIP everything.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Why are you telling me 12 years down the road?
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I've been going for 10 years.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's just been promoted to manager. He was
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: waiter for the last 12 years. He's been promoted.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: I want to meet him, but I also can also
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: text Craig himself.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so can I. He's a friend.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: So you know Craig, too.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I knew him when he worked over at Dantanas.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to be a waiter. Yes, he used
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: to be a waiter.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: He was the doorman, the maitre d'. Yeah, dear friend.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're putting it, before you leave, we're putting it
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: in the calendar right now.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, that I can go?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: That we're absolutely going to go.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'd love to. I've only been once.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Let's do a Juicy Scoop dinner there.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a great idea.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Yes. We'll invite Sarah Fortune if she could ever come.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I'm in. So busy.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We'll invite Justin. We'll do the whole thing. Okay.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Okay. That was good.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: And then, and then I definitely will call the paparazzi
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: to be there. Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: I would like that.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Every time I go, there's just like one sad guy
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: with like, because I go, usually go early. And then
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: when I, when I leave, no one cares. But at the,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: when I go early, I'm the first, I'm the first
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: ticket of the night. So the guy has like a
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: notebook like this and they're like, Heather, Heather. And they're
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: always really nice. And then I sign like three of them.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: And I, every time I do this, I'm like, Good
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: luck giving a dollar.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: But they put them on like.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they do with them.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: They try and sell them on eBay or something.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I'm so bad at like signing stuff that
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: like my signature doesn't even look. Like a handwriting analysis
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: person would go, that's probably three different people. Like there's
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: no like famous.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: So what do they have, pictures of you waiting outside?
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's just plain white paper. They're just going to
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: stick it on some other thing.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, because sometimes like if you're at a comedy show
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: or something, they know it's you.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they have a photo of you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's beautiful. Can I get that? Like,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: where did you get that? Like, I have no headshots
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: of myself anymore.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: You should get it. Yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, what else do I have for you? Did you
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: hear about the Snickers thing?
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Well, yes. I mean, this has been going on forever,
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: that it looks like.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Describe what the Snicker is.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Well, apparently the chocolatey swirls on top of Snickers, they
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: say it looks like the veins of a dick.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, it always has.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: They always have.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so... Hopefully.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: So.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: That's the type of.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: King size.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: So this guy... Said, this is very funny, Ad Age magazine,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: advertising agency, they said this isn't true that they're trying
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: to remove the vein from the dick. Yeah. So some
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: guy tried to put a tweet out there to make
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: like really right wing people be like, all right, you've
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: gone too far. Now you're trying to demasculinize my Snickers.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: It's a Snickers shaped like a dick.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: That's the way I like it.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Don't make it a vagina. Don't smooth it out. Yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: So Rolling Stone wrote about it and they found the guy.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: If you woke people want to eat something, eat a Twix. Smooth,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: no veins.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Little. Don't mess with my, we've gone too far.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: There's two of them. Two Twix. You'd get gang banged
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: by a Twix.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: It's like what you said. It's the same people that
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: got angry about the M & M. What did you say?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: They made, they made, they made. They made it unfuckable, right?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: They made... They took the girls... They.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Took her pumps. She had like... Go-go boots. Go-go boots, yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: And I want to say another one, they might have
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: removed her eyelashes. They gave her more of an androgynous look. Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: But we were all.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: That was all M & Ms doing that. That was
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: M & Ms.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: So I think it's like everybody's being like, why... Stop
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: desexualizing our candy. Yeah. Okay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: So.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: They said, this guy, he tweeted a news story, a
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: doctored news story, so it was fake, but it looked real.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Snickers are officially caving and removing the world-renowned Dick Bane
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: from the candy bar.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Did Tucker Carlson actually report on it?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I think he did. I mean, I have a photo
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: of him saying, cancel culture, Snickers removing beloved Dick Bane. Yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I think he did, but isn't Tucker kind of like,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Kind of a comedy show? Like, is it supposed to
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: be really serious news?
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: I don't... There are times I watch it and I'm like,
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: he must be in on it. Like, I feel like
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: he's wink-wink, you know? Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: But anyway, get your veiny dick snickers still.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Because it could... Yeah. It's still.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: But you never know, it might change. This might give
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: them the idea.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: There's something like Three Musketeers, that was just like, just nougat,
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: no caramel or nuts.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Now they're just called Trupple. They're just three gay guys.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: That are getting a TLC show.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Did you see this story?
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. This is an insane story.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: This is a teacher out of Canada. This comes from
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Unlocked. She has size Z prosthetic breasts. Anyway, so
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: they're not real breasts. They're prosthetic breasts that she puts
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: on every day because she was born. Well, she identifies
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: as a woman. At one time, she was a man.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Now she says she was born intersex.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: But the boobs are not real.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: They're just over her back.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: She puts it on like a vest.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: And then goes and teaches at the school.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Here's her working in the shop class. In Canada with
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: a wig and everything. And he has a very masculine
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: looking face.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: So people said, you know, like, this is a little
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: much and it's like distracting and can we not and everything.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: And then she said, well, it's a condition. It's a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: condition I have. And they're like, but they're prosthetic. It's not.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: It's not real. You could just take it off. Anyway,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: the good news is they didn't fire her or try
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: to find another teacher for the school. She's just on
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: unpaid leave until they can figure out what to do
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: with her.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: This is what I hear stories like this. I'm like,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: you know what? Yeah. I used to be like anyone
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: that homeschools her kid. Like, God bless you, but I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: could never. And it's so weird. Yeah. I totally get
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: why people are like, you know what? Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah. More and more.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Let's just like, or let's get maybe three families together
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: and like hire one teacher like the way that some
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: people did in COVID. And like, just, I really don't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: think I can.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to do it. I went to a carnival yesterday.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: You have a three-year-old. I went to a carnival at
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: my daughter's school.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: She's three, right?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: She's three and a half.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: I went to a carnival at her school yesterday, a
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: big carnival at the school. And the parents could volunteer
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: to work.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: The booth.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: The booths.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: The concessions, a lot of different things. But there were
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: also people who work in concessions there.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, guys who know how to put a
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: hot dog in a bun and get it to the customers.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: A Mexican guy who's been doing this. And then there
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: was a lady with a Gucci scarf on. Yeah. I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: was driving me instead. And the line of people trying
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: to get hot dogs. And this poor Mexican guy is like, listen,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: can you? He didn't want to say it because he's like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know. But can you get.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Out of the way? That's like Chris Rock's thing where
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: he goes, the neighborhoods you want, the rich neighborhoods are
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: the one where all the women don't work. And they're
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: in their Lululemons and they're shopping and everything. Well, at
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: our carnival, we've had our carnival for years.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: And you had no choice, but you had to work
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: the Halloween carnival at least for three hours during the
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: three-day thing when I was there. You had to. They're like,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: you have no choice. Anyway, I never did.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Never volunteered.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I never got caught. Yeah. I never got caught. And
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: then I was waiting for them to get me caught.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: But then Peter was ahead, created the golf tournament. And
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I guess if one person's ahead of a major event,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: then you're off the hook. But I was like, I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: don't want to lose three hours like in the back
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: of the car. Because there's like drinking, there's bars and stuff.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, I'm going to leave the bar to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: like go... You tell some kid, hey, throw it, try
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: it one more time, loser. Like you didn't get it
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: in there. So anyway, somewhere between COVID and like not
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: having it for two years, they finally listened to people,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: probably the men that are now involved in some of
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: this charity. What the hell are we doing? Just hire
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: the carnival people. We have all these rides and the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: rides make money. The little dumb booth things were like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: tossing the stuff, don't. And then we don't need the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: parents and the parents, we will make more money for
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: serving alcohol to the parents than them standing behind going, okay,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: throw this.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was, my wife was like, you need to volunteer.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: I said, I couldn't, I would be back there screaming
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: at this woman in the Gucci scarf. I mean, this
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: is lunch rush, bitch. We got to take off that
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: scarf and start getting a hot dog.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Like I couldn't have done it. The progression of our thing,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: there was a time where they didn't hire. Now they
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: have food trucks. Yeah. Self-contained food trucks.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: They make their money. I'm sure they have to pay
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: to be there so we get a point. They used
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: to have where people would go and buy all the burgers.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: That's what this was.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: And like moms and dads making the burgers.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: That's what this was. They're cooking on a barbecue. What
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: are you thinking?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, there was 2,000 people there. It
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: was ridiculous. And this woman in a Gucci scarf is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: making hamburgers.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: She's never made a hamburger in her life?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Her nails. She was like, I didn't even know how
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: to hold a spatula. I was going insane. I told
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: my wife, we got to leave. I can't watch this anymore.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: You had anxiety. You had ADD.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I need to do a pay-per-view and talk about my
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: time at the carnival.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret, they finally said, enough. We are going to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: bring it back.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if they're bringing it back with-
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: On like CBS. With like handicapped, unattractive people.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Or if they're bringing it back like attractive models. But
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: all the comments were like, I only want to see it.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Can we just have that? There's people that were, that's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: their profession is to be pretty and model. Why can't
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: they get some work?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: And this is coming from the sixes and sevens of
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: the world. You know, like, yeah, yeah. Seven on a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: good day. I'm perfectly fine watching a 10. I don't
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: need them to be sixes.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I tried to be a model and they said no.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: And I still am like, that's okay.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a regular people modeling agency.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: There was the regular people. But before that, I actually
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: went to like go see.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: With a little book from one hour photo. My sister
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: and I went to the beach. A bunch of photos
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: of me. Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Like sucking my stomach, like laying out. And then I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: go and they're like, yeah, you're going to need professional photos.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, that's like $ 800. So I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: guess this isn't happening. And then everybody, but I went
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: to like all eight top agencies in LA and everyone
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: said no. And so then I was like, I guess
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I have to be a comedian.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Shit. You know, you've paid your dues.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: You've paid your dues.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you can now have sliced turkey because
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: for all you've gone through.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Honestly. To get there. It's so hard sometimes when I'm
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: just like, no, we can do this. Where were we
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: the other day, Greg? It was a slice drink. There
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: was something else.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: I got my headshots at Now and Forever Wedding Photo,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: my first one on Long Island. It was a wedding photographer.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: And he took my headshots.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Why did you think to go there?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: I saw a camera in the window. And I had
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: the worst hits on my face. And this guy, I'm
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: not kidding. He didn't have makeup. He put like calamine
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: lotion on him. And it's a completely different color. And
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: they're in the picture. Like you just see like my
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: face was like different. So, I mean, I sent it out.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: I said like, you know, stapled it to a resume
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: back in those days and sent it out. I, okay.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I got headshots done once. And I go to this
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: really attractive girl. And like my agent said, go to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: this woman. She lived in this beautiful house in the Palisades.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: She's married to this rich older man that was like
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: best friends with Barbra Streisand. Oh.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: But she's going to have her own. It doesn't matter
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: that she married this rich guy. Yeah. She's going to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: have her own thing. And she's a photographer. So they're like,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: for this price, like we get the, you know, the headshot.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Just bring some outfits.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: And we get the makeup artist. Right. So I go
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: come no makeup and this heavyset gay guy puts on
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: these like industrial glasses like he's about to be a welder. Okay.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I guess they were magnified or something. Oh, what are those?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: He goes, this makes me see you in H in
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: like whatever high definition or whatever. They were like thick
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: and yellow. And he's doing my makeup, but it's like
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: taking forever, like hours and hours. But it's this no
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: makeup makeup look. So like I don't have mascara. I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: have nothing.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: And he's like whispering to her like, and she's like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: he's going to need you to wash your face. And
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I washed my face before I come here. Well,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to wash it again. I'm like, okay.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: So I washed my face. Do this whole thing. The
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: photos come out. And at that time, you know, you
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: had to like bring them home with the loop and look.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: And I bring them home to my dad. And he goes, well,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I guess if you, it was for a commercial agent.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: He goes, well, I guess that they're looking for someone
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: to sell some migraine medicine. You look exhausted.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, the hell.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: These kids have it so easy. All right, Chris. Oh, wait,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I want to do one more thing. Okay, let's do
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: one more thing. You know about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Well, she gained, Selena gained more than 12 million followers
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: in 10 days amid the speculation that Kylie Jenner had
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: mocked her.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Mocked her eyebrows.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: She has since said today, let's stop all the silliness
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: and whatever. Meanwhile, Hailey Bieber's probably thrilled with what happened
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: with the Vanderpump stuff because it really took the heat
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: off of her. But Justin Bieber, he performed at this concert, this,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: what was the rap concert, Drake, this weekend? Yeah, the one. Matthew,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Rolling Lab. He did perform a song there. However, he
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: also canceled all the rest of his dates.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: His tour canceled, yeah.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Don't you think that's kind of weird? It is. That
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: right after you cancel it, because you're like, I'm just
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: going to cancel it because I'm still not healthy enough,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: but then you go do like a guest set.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I know, it was, yeah, you should say I can't
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: perform at all.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: So he has a birthday party and the party favor
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: is this like, I don't know, like a wine opener
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: or something, some type of wine, something. And on it,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: it's engraved silver and it says, I'm so thankful that
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't end up with what I thought I wanted.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: That's what they give out. And so everyone thinks probably
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Haley Bieber like created that gift to be like, you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: thought you wanted Selena.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: But you are now happy that you didn't end up
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: with what you wanted. He probably doesn't even know that
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: these were given out.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: That's beyond him. Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: So she's enjoying her life. Meanwhile, this is juicy. So
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: on Real Housewives of Potomac, there is this guy. He's
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: an old, rich Australian.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: And he's married to his second wife, who he's now divorcing,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Ashley Darby. On the show... There were storylines of how
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: he got caught, but there was photos where he was
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: at a hotel. She was out of town.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: And then some girl was in a hotel room with
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: him and his boxers, and she took photos of him.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: She was in the bed. She took photos of him
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: and put it out there. And it got back, and
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, I hate to tell you this, but I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: think Michael Darby, your husband, Ashley, has been cheating on you.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Poor Ashley said, no, I talked to him. And he
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: met this girl downstairs in the lobby and they both
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: decided to take a nap or whatever.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: So they got a hotel room.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: And this girl, you know, is just a mean woman
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: for taking the photos of him in his underwear. And
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: nothing happened. He agrees it wasn't a great idea. Right. Anyway,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: they're getting divorced. But now he's suing another cast member
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: named Candace for what she said on the show. And
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: what she said on the show was.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: He's suing her for $ 2 million defamation. During an argument,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Candace Dillard said to Ashley, your husband likes to leave
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: you and go to a man named blanks. They censored
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: his name on the show house and sit and suck
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: his dick. Yeah. She further went on to say that
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: she was not supposed to talk about this person, but
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: he says that Michael Darby is a client of his.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's what you're asking, because I was holding on to that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: This is the second time Michael's sexuality has been a
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: focus after previous allegations of him sexually assaulting a male
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: cameraman were on the show. So there was another time
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: where this male cameraman said, he grabbed my ass and everything.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: And there's actually him hitting this other guy's ass on
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: the show a lot that was one of the other
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: husbands who was straight.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: He never made an appearance on the show, but he's
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: saying that he's suing her for defamation and he's seeking
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: two million in damages to make things right. And so
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of people are speculating this is not wise
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: on his part. Yeah. Because if this really goes, then
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: everything that they have could be brought in about his sexuality. Right.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: And there's a lot there. So he hasn't retracted it yet,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: but I thought that was pretty juicy.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Let's... We're going to finish on a sports story since
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: you're into sports.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of people got mad when I talked about
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: this guy, Patrick Mahomes.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Patrick Mahomes is the quarterback for the Kansas Chiefs.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I called him some quarterback.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: He's a quarterback. Oh, he's better than that.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I talked about his wife and I go, I guess
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: she's married to some quarterback.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: And everyone's like, better. He's only the greatest quarterback that
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: ever lived. I'm like, all right, this isn't, you know,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: juicy scoop sports.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hold that against you.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: But what was, why I'd even told the story is
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: that his wife is really big on social media, but
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: so is his brother.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Who seems like a real thirsty spare. Like he seems
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: like a real, he's like up there with, with.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: He's real annoying. If you watch him on any of
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: the social medias, he's very annoying.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: So he's like a TikToker or whatever. And his whole
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: identity is what, going to the games and talking about it?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of. And he dances and, you know, then
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: he just, he's Patrick Mahomes' brother. You know, he goes
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: out to clubs or whatever. Now he's in trouble, right?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's in trouble. So he was at this
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: club and the restaurant owner is the one who brought
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: the charges against him or claimed that he was a
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: frequent guest at her restaurant and And then he arrived
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: last Saturday at 930 with five of his friends. And
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: in his entourage, he went downstairs to went down to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: the downstairs office where the employees were. And then he
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: repeatedly shoved a 19 year old waiter who tried to
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: go inside to retrieve his water bottle because the guy
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: was like he was in the employee area.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Then his friends later went up to the VIP room
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: where they were reprimanded by the owner, Ashley Vaughn, after
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: she smelled the odor of marijuana from the room that
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: they were occupying. Then he later asked to speak with
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: her privately about the shoving incident of the waiter in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: which he then allegedly grabbed her by the neck in
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: her office and kissed her at least twice without her consent.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: And the grab was enough force that it left a
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: faint bruise on her neck. And she believes that Mahone's
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: was intoxicated and the police have told her that they
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: plan to pursue sexual assault charges against him. And then
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: his people said, no, of course it's a mistake and blah, blah, blah. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I, you gotta, I mean, I see this guy,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: this guy, an athlete too, or is he just going
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: to be the brother forever? I know.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: But you know, who's like, I bet that mom is
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: so the mom of them is so jealous of that
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: other mom.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Who's both boys were in this Kelsey. Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: She's like, Like, both her sons are, like, winners.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: In the Super Bowl.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Like, well, one's a quarterback and one's a TikTok-ing asshole. Yeah. Like,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: that is just... Yeah, TikTok. It's just embarrassing. I know.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: It's embarrassing.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: Just a little follow-up. You know, the police officer from... Yeah. Tennessee,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: where is she?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: Tennessee.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: She said, you know, she was just having sex with
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: all these people. And sometimes it was at a pool party.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it was in a jacuzzi. Sometimes it was while
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: they were at the office. Sometimes while they were on duty.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: And now she says that she was groomed, sexually groomed
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: by all the men.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: All the police officers who worked in the precinct.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that she had to see dick pics and things.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: She didn't like it. And so, again, it's like this
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: is this whole thing of being groomed and I'm a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: victim is so bad.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: For the actual women that really are. Right. Like the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: word groom should be reserved for everyone. a child. That's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: what it was for. It was a child. It was
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: like groomed by their gross soccer coach that molested them.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Not like a woman who's passed numerous tests to become
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: a police officer, grown, married woman. Yeah. Now she's... Now
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: it's like, well, I had no say in the matter.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: No, you.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: And now it'll happen with this. Any thoughts?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Do you think she's hot?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: Don't put me on the spot on that. Yeah, she's gorgeous.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Not my type.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: Not my type.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: But you know what? That face, not surprised. It's like that.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: It's not that she's unattractive. Yeah. It's a little geek face.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Little geek face.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: It's a little geeky face. Yeah. And the little geeky face,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: I said this last time we talked about it. Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: I think she became popular because she was very giving
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: in her sexual favors to all her guy friends.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Probably was like this in high school. Or maybe she's
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: a late bloomer geek.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden she gets all this attention.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: She likes it.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: I don't... Sex in the workplace does not do it
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: for me. Like, I heard a lot of... It was
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: on the desks and stuff. I don't... I just... Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: The fluorescent lighting.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Not doing anybody any favors.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah. No, they're not.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Not about that. Chris, tell everybody where they can find
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: you next. Oh, boy.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: I'm going to... Well, this is coming out. I'm being
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Brea Wednesday night. Brea, California.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Tell us about it.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be there Wednesday night. Then I'm going to
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: the East Coast. I'm going to be in... We're at Connecticut.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: I'm in Connecticut at New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut. Fun.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: Then I go to Bananas in New Jersey. Long Island,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: McGuire's on Long Island, my hometown. And then in New
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: York City, I'm at the Cutting Room in New York City.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: When is that?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Apparently owned by Chris Knoth, they tell me.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's right.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: From Sex and the City.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, Chris Knoth from Sex and the City.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: Big, he apparently owns this place. The Cutting Room.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: When are you going to be there?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: I will be there. When I'm in the cutting room.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: The 26th of March. March 26th. March 24th, Maguires. March 23rd, Bananas.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: And March 22nd, Stanford.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Wait, speaking of.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Stanford, Connecticut.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Speaking of... And just like that.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have that photo here. Anyway. And
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: just like that, there's lots of pictures of Che Diaz
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: walking the streets with Sarah Jessica Parker.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: I saw that.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: So she is definitely in it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: And John Corbett.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: And....
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think they'll ever bring back Kristoff? No,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: he can't. Oh, that's right, he died.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he died. Well, he died, but you can bring
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: him back in flashbacks. But he won't because he's been.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: They won't. That's done.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: They can't do that.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: That's done. Okay. And then everything is at.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Huntsville, Nashville, Memphis, frangola.fun. Everything's a frangola.fun. Chicago again, a bunch,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: a bunch, a bunch. Frangola.fun, cover to cover. Listen to
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: the Tobias's, they'll tell you. It's a great podcast.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Podcast, Patreon. Of course, we have our Patreon as well,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: which I dropped. a really good one. If you want
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: to know more about the inside of, of the, of Sandoval.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Of Sandoval. And I did all, but it's all there.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: I really think you should go to the show at
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Canyon Club. It's right by your house and report. That
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: should be your next Patreon. Reporting live from the, Sandoval
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: show at the Canyon Club. I think it's, like, next week.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's see if it doesn't get canceled. I know.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: It might be canceled.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Or rescheduled. Yeah.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't imagine that the Canyon Club is
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: going to be like, oh, we don't let cheaters come
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: in here. Like, that's not going to be... So it's
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: going to be up to Kim whether, like, he feels
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: it's best that they don't go or something.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because if they'll leave in bed, Yelp reviews on
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: that restaurant. Yeah. I mean, the Canyon Club, the people
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: who are going to come are just going to be
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: protesting out front. It's going to be great for everybody.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: But you know, a lot of people get real lazy
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: and forget. Like, a whole week away, I don't think,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: either there's just going to be a very low turnout,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: or some people are going to go to scream like, Ariana,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: where's Raquel?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: But, I don't know. But you're right, I am kind
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: of curious.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: So here we go. I'm saying it's close to you.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Chris, as always.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. Always a nice time.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Do you want me to do your brows a little
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: bit before we go?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, do what you do. I'm always concerned.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Did I bring the pencil out?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: I'm always concerned that it's going to be too dark.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: I got a lot of people telling me different ways
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: to do it.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: To darken the brows.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: But I don't want to darken it. Like, I don't
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: want to get Groucho Marx, you know?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: I feel like any time a man does anything to
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: their brows, it looks very done.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: So today I can't do it. I did bring the pencil.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I mean, you could if you wanted to, but.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Let's just do one side and we'll take a photo.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: Let's take a photo. Okay. That's perfect.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Okay. But. It's going thicker than what you have, but
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: giving like a natural hair like brush.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It feels like it's working.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: Some people like to go real long.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Like long, like down.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Like taking it down.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, taking the air down. But then still giving like
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: a nice wake-up arch.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Is that what they call it, a wake-up? Okay. How's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: it look?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Let me see. I don't know if that fits you.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: I think it looks good. Drake's a liar. It looks good?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sad of all of my work.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Okay, great.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, let's take a picture. Oh, hello. Well,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: today's a very special day for the Juicy Scoopers and myself.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Please welcome my firstborn son, Drake Dobias. He's here today
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: because he really was instrumental in growing my YouTube audience
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: so much that we have exceeded over 100,000 subscribers. Even
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: though my podcast has been downloaded for listens over 200
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: million times, this YouTube has really grown and people absolutely
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: love watching it on YouTube. So if you're watching and
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  Speaker 2: you haven't subscribed, you better subscribe and share. But we
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: want to unbox what you get today. And this is,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: can you take it out because I don't want to
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: break it down. Okay, so this is beautiful for when
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: we got over 100,000 with a beautiful letter about how great. Oh,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: and then recognizing your team. Thanks, team. Thanks, team.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Drake is going to hang this up in my office
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: studio here in a little bit. But it's really beautiful,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: and I really appreciate it. And I'd love to get
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: more subscribers. I think we're at 107,000 now. But come on, people.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: You got to share it. I know you love it.
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  Speaker 2: I so appreciate it. We love reading the comments. We
• 1:22:43
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• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: part of the show you guys love the most, which
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: then we clip. We do YouTube Shorts. Tell them about
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: YouTube Shorts.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, YouTube Shorts is just like TikTok, so... If
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: you don't like TikTok, but you like YouTube, just go
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  Speaker 4: on YouTube Shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. So that we cut little short bits of some
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: of our favorite parts from every episode. And you can
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