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#398 We Don't TIGER WOODS the same W/ Brian Athey · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the
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  same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting. I hope everybody
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  had a great weekend. It is uh pre Thanksgiving, uh Eve, I
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  guess so you might want to weigh yourself right now and then weigh yourself tomorrow
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  if you want to feel like the biggest piece of crap ever. And uh,
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  please Exavier, before I introduce you, let's keep at least ten minutes
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  before that. Way we end up on the algorithm. We'll come back.
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  Exge you're the one who started it. I said, a piece of crap
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  either way, dog, can we start clean? Like, come on,
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  we're trying to get back monetized even though we're like us getting back monetizers like
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  somebody trying to break out of a Panama prison or something like that. Like,
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  I try it again. I asked you if you can try it,
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  try it again. I just I don't know what to do. You got
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  to like guide me through it, bro, I'll after the show. Yeah,
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  yeah, but what's up egg Chilling? I mean we just had you
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  on George Press Stories. That was dope. That was yeah, yeah,
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  I mean it felt like the old days. I'm not gonna lie with the
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  coke without the coke. Yeah, I know. I was like, but
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  I kind of got home and then I was like, it took me a
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  while to go to sleep, like I had done coke. Like I was.
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  I was like, why am I fuckingthing like that? Why am I
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  hand contact? Yeah, like or just like the like the imaginary thing.
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  And then all the comments they were like, he looks like sorry, oh
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  yeah. Oh by the way, guys, come on, go drop a
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  comment, hit the light bunch so we can have this full back on George
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  Press stories. Yeah, we don't smoke the same fans up to George.
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  So George have them on again with the It was a good time, like
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  it was you guys, go watch it for real. Yeah, it's been
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  been like three years since I had been on there. And uh, he
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  gave me a brand new jacket to give me his badass Nike jacket. I
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  was like, damn, then, you dude, I got his record now,
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  but the one that's like not released, like the sample copy. So
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  I'm just I'm gonna just get him to sign it. Last time. So
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  we were a little pressed. He told me not to play it. Listen.
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  Have you heard it? I did, I did listen to it.
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  It's funny. It's funny, like it's like, uh, like when he
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  talks like cheech oh yeah, need in there, Martine's in there, dude.
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  It's the rock song he made that tripped me out. I was like,
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  I was like, that should be like a song song yo yo yo
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  in the music video. I don't want to say the chorus just because you
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  know, in the music video, because he's we're talking about doing the music
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  video at the Strip club. Don't be blown. Yeah, it's gonna be
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  tough for you. I can't. I don't have to do coke. Might
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  be tough for you. I could do vitamin D because you better show up.
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  I'm gonna show up, all right. What you mean I'm gonna show
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  up? Is it that? What you mean? That's that's a music video?
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  The video? Yeah, it's sick. Also joining us is a ray
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  of positivity. What is it? Uh? What is it? What is
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  it telling everybody that he see moss because it's very great for you, golfing
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  his way through all golf courses and just being a positive dude. What's up,
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  Brian Athy, Welcome back? What's that what's that? What's that?
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  Thank y'all for having me on again, always up coming on. It's always
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  a blast, man, it's been a it's been a cool minute as you
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  as you were on, so I figured been a cool minute man. Figure,
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  it's it's overdue. And I'm surprised you're not out of town because you
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  seem like the type of guy who goes back home for like Thanksgiving. Nah,
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  bro, I don't. I don't go home. I just i've been.
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  I went home like not too long ago. I think when was it,
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  Probably like the middle of summer. I think it was, yeah,
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  middle of summer. What's home? DC? You know, the Virginia Maryland,
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  the DMV area. Your family. You got a big family out there.
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  I used to have a big family. It's an old, old family,
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  like I'm like part of the last generations of the pown because a lot
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  of people have passed away and stuff. But I do have a big family,
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  but just my mom. Really my immediate family is my mom and my
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  brother and they're out here now. They're in now like southern Virginia, Okay,
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  like Richmond, Virginia and stuff like that. It's nice to get like
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  a big ass yard, big ass house. That's the thing about Virginia,
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  bro. You can get like a house for like fifteen dollars with a big
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  yard. But like real fact, like internet is like non existent in some
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  places. Yeah, that's like they got like startling Bro, that's pretty much
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  you might not have internet. Bro. Bro, No, that's not true.
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  That is not true. It's country as hell though. Well maybe because
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  I just been I've been watching those like you know, those interviews, like
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  there's a lot of people have made this whole. They started documenting the Appalachians.
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  Yeah, but that's like West Virginia and then like North Carolina and like
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  way southern East Virginia that actually nobody really lives there really, Like I mean,
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  I don't know there's people that live there. Yeah, there's people that
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  live there, like hills have I But that's what I'm talking about. Those
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  people I'm not talking about like me and you have a norm folk, Yeah
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  Norms. Have you ever met an inbre Yeah yeah yeah no yeah fo Mexican
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  Yeah, because I was because I was like, Yo, you've definitely met
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  one. But what you supposed to me because you're from now, I mean,
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  I'm assuming I don't know they're I just from the same state. Yeah,
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  but you must have met someone. I didn't say us said, I
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  probably met a couple of Sometimes they're sometimes they're not retarded king or like that.
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  Bro. I have a friend dog that his sister. His sister cooked
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  up with his cousin first or second cousin, like in the family type of
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  it does like and like these fool's fun in love and half kids. They
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  have a kid. To this day, like this fool seems normal. I
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  never I saw when the kid was born, not a sawt like you know,
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  like I saw when they were in the house because we were still like
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  young and I would still go to the homies house and stuff. And then
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  I remember like he told me one day and I was like, what,
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  oh dogs, this is a very Christian family, but very Christian like they
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  swept it under the rug and acting and that happened because they're like, we
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  got to keep it going. They swept it under the rug type of type
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  of deal. So they know each other as like somebody they imported this food
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  from from from their homeland. Okay, okay, look okay, look for
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  you know, like like you know how like Pete family is always mom let's
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  just say like you know, let's just say I have family still coming from
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  a Salvador. Oh, like next year you got to Primos and they're gonna
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  stay here for a little bit. It was one of those type of things,
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  and like this and this, this was uncle has the house. And
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  then he was bringing in, like you know, the the last two members
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  that were coming in, and this just brought him and then like sure enough,
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  like a year later, they just they're like, hey, such and
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  such as pregnant and we're gonna have a kids. Got to live in there.
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  Rudely, fucking disrespectful. They left. They gave you a home and
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  you're gonna fuck his daughter, your cousin My bad right? Yeah yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. I forgot real big detail.
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  Holy that couldn't be a black home. No on hell no, due,
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  there can't be a gay guy in a black home. That's black. So
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  I'm like, but I'm like, let alone in brend thing going on at
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  a black home? Dog? Yeah, Like, dude is no. You
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  can't even have your girlfriend over mother do it? No? And it's crazy
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  because I always wondered. I was like, well, I must have been
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  an easy thing, because you fools never loved having family reunions. I was
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  like, yeah, So I was like, now it's like a Thanksgiving.
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  I bet it's just those people who kind of know. But the reason I
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  asked if they were cousins when you know, like cousins from a little like
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  little, that's weird to me if you've known each other little. But if
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  you told me like, oh, she was like a cousin. I met
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  her like three year like when I was an older I was like, I
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  can see how you find her kind of hot either way, don't do it.
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  But when you grew up with them, like I don't find none of
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  my cousins that I grew up with attractive. Ah. Yeah, it's like
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  get the get away from me. I remember when you were running around and
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  like that. But if I met them later, I'd been like, I
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  can see how you could be like, oh, dude, I've never met
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  the chicken, she's my cousin. All of a sudden, you guys are
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  the same age, but still though bro like, especially like if you guys
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  are in a Christian household, I'm be like a fool, like you know,
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  like everybody in the house says like we're not supposed to fuck. So
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  I guess we can't. Fuck I'm finna find some pussy out of here,
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  you know what I mean? Like you got some friends? Yeah, exactly,
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  Like that would have been my question, cousin. I would have been
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  like, yo, cousins, you have some friends like at church that like
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  maybe funk around with sating a little bit, you know what I mean,
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  Like like you know what I mean, like somebody wants to travel on the
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  bad size, you know what I mean? Like, but come on,
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  but just for you to bone your cousin and then like and then to have
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  a kid and be like I love her. We're keeping it. I'm like,
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  but even if it's gonna come out retorted I love it. That was
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  real Christian of them to keep it. Oh they were dude, they were
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  right or die they do? They asked them, They asked they asked him,
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  They asked him. Yeah, like you know they're like, oh,
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  like they're like the like they pretty much had a conversation. They're like,
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  you do know that there's a big chance that the kid's gonna come out fucking
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  fIF retard Yeah, and it's sure enough. Yeah, Like and then they
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  were just like, no, we love each other. Like like the ages
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  they were like twenty and twenty twenty. They were adults. I thought I
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  was thinking more like sixteen. Yeah, I thought was like, you fucked
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  his daughter after he lets you in his house. No, this is going
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  gone, this is grown business, dog, and that you're not really grown
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  grown. I remember, I remember my friend used to be cool with his
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  cousin, right, and then but this is my best friend's like what is
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  it like sister right or something like that, and and I'm just like and
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  I'm just like, dude, Like after that, I was like, I
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  noticed this fool. He just he was just like listen, man, I'm
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  gonna focus on my family. Fuck y'all. Like is he good? Dude?
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  I mean yeah, you know what I mean. Like that's he's raising
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  the family. They're happy, the kid's not retarded to it. So I'm
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  just like, hey, dude, like, it's not my family. Yes,
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  it's not my family. It's not in my backyard. So y'all happy
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  you don't hit her fuck it, you know, yeah, beating her as
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  Yeah, if the kid melts at twenty two or something like, you know
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  what I mean. We understood. We kind of knew it was gonna happen
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  because like the genetic malfunction bro, or a genetic fallout or whatever you call
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  that. I'm not a scientist. Everybody you guys know this, but whatever
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  that, whatever, this mutation or something happens dog this it's unpredictable to the
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  point where like you don't have to come out with that missing lip or a
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  fucking missing eyebrow or whatever. Like, you don't have to come out physically
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  retarded. You can develop into a retarded person. Like and as you get
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  older, because you're you're you're what is a genetic compound. It's not the
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  way it's supposed to be there, And at any moment something could happen,
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  bro, Like like, yeah, you could just all of a sudden,
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  like you remember that episode where Stewie cloned himself and then he started to melt.
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  I'm not saying you're gonna melt like that, but like, yeah,
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  there's a there could be a genetic fallout, bro, and it could just
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  happen. Like the Royal family, what do you what are you looking up
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  looking at like that? Yeah, they're inbreds. Yeah they have like weird
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  diseases because back in the day you want to keep what do you think they
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  look like? They look, yeah, they're not good looking people. Dog
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  they're listen, they're not like yeah, they're not like queens their reptilians.
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  Like we got to like this is how common this situation is. Let's read
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  a few from the chat room. By the way. You know what,
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  Ray, you have a micro you don't? Oh yeah, what's up?
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  Right? Yeah? You want to read those ring read them? King Valerie
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  m all right, King val Kourrie m man. I had a homeboy whose
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  cousin keep trying to get at him, and that fool keep pushing that bitch
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  off, and right when he got a girlfriend, that stupid little bitch accus
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  him of pedophilia. Oh that's what he said. That's crazy. Read the
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  other one food, Christian, Yeah, Christian, this is crazy. Christian.
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  My half brother quote unquote dad's other kid hooked up with my cousin.
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  They have a little girl, been together like eight years. I honestly,
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  I don't I don't think I see a problem with that. No, that's
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  not bad brother, not they're half brothers, so where are they connected.
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  It's just isn't step brother. There's no inbred technically, there's no inbread there
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  because it's half brother. They have maybe they share the same mom, but
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  not the same dad. Blood nine though compared to like stepbrothers, step siblings.
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  Oh no, actually step Okay, I know a story like that.
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  So I have I had a homie, I had a homie. It's kind
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  of I had a homie that had I had a homie that that got remarried
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  and they got remarried, and he also had a brother, and the lady
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  got remarried to had a daughter. They were the same age. They fucked
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  because obviously you can't put fucking two six year olds in the house to spend
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  the night, like putting two rabbits. B Like, literally no not Yeah,
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  So I said, it's not that bad, Like it's still fucking crazy.
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  And I know you're upset as parents. That's your fault because I mean,
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  dude, there having night the night over, like you know, the
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  parents are like, hey, guys, we're of new family. Dumb motherfucker,
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  you know what I mean. It was about to happen. When I
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  heard, I was like, yeah, I mean two horny had a little
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  six year olds. Don't do me there. Yeah, And then but that's
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  not inbread. It's one thing. If you grew up with each other,
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  your entire life and your step SI, what do you think is like,
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  I think the more closer you are to the like uh, I guess,
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  like the family member, that's the more chances of you having a retarded kid.
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  Yeah. The chromosomes. So like if you bone like for example,
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  like if you have a sister and you bone your sister and you have a
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  kid, that kid's coming out. He's killed me. Please, you know
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  what I mean? Like that, it's that's like because you're from the same
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  bloodline. I think, like the reason that I always wondered because the way
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  it did it, the way the ray like, I was like, man,
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  I was like, I know, you guys are Christian. You guys
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  like have ran churches and stuff like that, but I don't even think God
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  will forgive this one. I was like yeah, but in my head I
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  was thinking. I was like, in my head, I was like,
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  the kids gotta come. I retarded, It's just science. And then I
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  was like, I guess they prayed it. I guess they prayed enough where
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  the kids not retarded. But then when I did some I did some looking
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  into where it's just like the genetics were too separate and spread out enough where
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  it was like there's still a chance, but not a high chances compared to
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  like you bone like a Leles the Aleles, and I mean we took a
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  class for this. Just we all know we took a class for this.
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  I remember last chemistry, senior chemistry was about this about chromosomes. You know
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  when it made sense to me when I saw you were playing football, wait
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  and take chemistry. I just made sense to me in Jurassic Park when he
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  was like, I'm the DNA component. Yeah yeah, that's that. Yeah
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  yeah, why when they watched that that film, that's when they made sense
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  to me. I had taken three years of science class, didn't hit saw
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  Jurassic Park. Boom, I was like, man, fuck school, dog
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  like watch movies, niggad straight up, bro. I would like, I
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  don't know, man, what do you think there's ever been like kids that
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  have been raised just by TV? Yeah you you, I have two degrees
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  your arms. Let me see your arms. Fu you look at the wall,
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  dog look out, look at it, and everybody take a minute and
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  look around. Yeah yeah no, but I met like like all the time
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  though food Like I'm talking about like there was no parents of kids nowadays,
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  all their tablet kids. I think these kids nowadays are worse than new On
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  the same line the tablet you at least had to go to class, and
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  at one point you didn't were on TV. But that's it. When's the
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  last time you paid attention? But you you could do school again. I
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  thought about it all the time you're talking about but like literally, like you
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  don't have to play poker, sit the funk down? And don't you like
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  that? But you like that I'm learning, I learned. I watched documentary
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  Could you do school? Did you do school? I can't do homework,
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  but that's the part of focusing. Homework to me, was like I or
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  if you if I couldn't learn while I was there, you don't teach good
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  enough? Like what do you need me? I need to go doing homework?
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  Homework to me, like I would rather say another hour and not have
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  homework. Homework was fun to me. When I got it, I was
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  like, look how smart I am? Like that Like when I understood it
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  and I could I could finish it, I was like, man, I
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  wrote this essay in thirty minutes for the play Pokemon yellow version of Smart as
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  Fuck, Like I was happy as fun. I didn't feel good when you
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  got that ship, Like, let's not lie. When you went home and
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  you did the homework, and that's what I meant, like, Oh,
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  this ship's adding and then you go back to the back of the book,
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  you're like, oh, slap, Like remember kindergarten homework. It was a
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  fucking not all the questions, not all the question. It was one answer.
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  One was on the question, and they was skipped for two three.
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  I just I just did half of it. That's a nap. Still,
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  fucker, No, I did half of it. I could still do it,
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  but like I used it as Hey, when did you at least thirty
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  chance that I'm going to make sure this When did you find out that the
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  answers were in the back of the book. Immediately? I didn't know.
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  Dogs told us. I remember, I am check our answer to check your
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  answers at home. That way you need to make sure you're on the right
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  track. Yeah, yeah, come on, I just remember, like maybe
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  they kept it away from you because they knew I was gonna I said,
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  wrote an essay, not man. But yeah, like I remember, like
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  when I found out I was, I just gave up. After that,
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  I was like answer, answer, Answer, answer answer. Could you do
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  long division right now? Yeah? All right, all right, let's bust
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  out a problem. Like yeah, it's real easy, dude. You just
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  put the little thing on the top. I'm serious, dog laptop right now,
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  like follow Google long division problems. You do it right now, sim
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  put long division problem. I like math. He's got a pin, I
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  got a blank paint. I haven't done long division, bro, I don't
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  put Honestly, I don't know if they're right. That's someone I'm just gonna
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  do a little. Yeah, that's someone I know. You're gonna try to
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  put more. And are you twenty twenty two divided by what? Let's do
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  like three sixteen like something something, just like you know about what by threes?
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  But it's long division. It's not divided, so you got to move
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  it. And actually can't. Here you doing division problem, Brian, I
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  feel like you're smarter. That's one hundred, and that's an do it with
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  my math. I can do that. I can do that my head.
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  That's a hundred. I can do it in my math. No, that's
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  one hundred. That's what I'm saying right it out fractions? Like what did
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  you say? What is the what is it? Three sixteen. Yeah,
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  no, that's too easy. Look already got the first one thing. He
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  was like, he's looking around though it's right there. That's easy. Point
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  one. Dog can do that too easy. You know what's crazy. You
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  know what's crazy. Dog. I would have never been able to do that.
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  Bro, you're a graduate. I could do it in my head,
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  but you told me to show the work. I just can't. You're good
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  with math. I could have done that in my head. That was my
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  point was, can somebody show the work? Because motherfuckers, we were dumb
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  and we were and at times when people would forget how they could do it
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  without showing the work, but then show the work at the same time,
• 18:19
  Joe says, says ex like's learning for this one can't even read like reading
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  you guys, mad love here you guys go. I was so bad.
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  I look, all three of us together make a hell of a student.
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  I'll tell you three of us. Yeah, all three of us. His
• 20:00
  athletics, my writing, and his battle. We're going d one, baby.
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  We can play soccer, football, basket. We gotta hey the next
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  fier, He's all we gotta do the dragon balls. You think though,
• 20:14
  quick question when you didn't know the answer, would you guess I found see
• 20:18
  see you always I had I had a pattern. It was a pattern,
• 20:25
  nigga, you just thought you made the test like I was just I would
• 20:27
  just be like a c C like it. They'd just be they're just like
• 20:32
  rotating. Yeah, I would me. I would also do MENI Meani minmal
• 20:36
  never always see if I don't know, if I didn't, but then there
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  was a lot that I didn't know, So I'll be like a c C
• 20:41
  like Okay, tell me you guys that try to do like elimination when you
• 20:45
  know one process one of them was definitely always not the answer. Yes,
• 20:49
  dude, I was a frod in school man, now that I think about
• 20:52
  it, bro Like, I literally just was looking for ways to just get
• 20:56
  by, get by, and like I never once to call as though when
• 21:00
  I was like, you can't cheat here, no more, like like I
• 21:03
  think college was when I actually read. When I tried college was I actually
• 21:07
  tried to hard, like I remember, like college really pushed me to my
• 21:11
  like my limits because I was like, fuck, we gonna write what's that
• 21:15
  ship you gotta write when you're done in school? Thesis? Yeah, but
• 21:18
  but it wasn't a thesis because I think for your BA you don't need that,
• 21:21
  I think, or I don't know if I like, I don't know
• 21:23
  you I wrote something that it was I think for your master's it's a thesis.
• 21:26
  Yeah, but you just have to do something at the end over your
• 21:30
  ball. Yeah. And I was a fool. I remember that. It
• 21:33
  was just it was fucking hard, bro Like, like college really fucking pushed
• 21:37
  me to my limits because school, like high school. I once I realized
• 21:41
  that it was a system. Dog, I fucking figured it out, and
• 21:44
  I was like, we can cheat, It's easy. I was like Eddie
• 21:47
  Garrell, I lie, I cheat, like every day school dog, just
• 21:52
  just doing bad shit. Dog. I was stealing from the Vendom machines easy.
• 21:56
  I looked up the codes for the Vendom machines. How you could get
• 22:00
  damn. I mean, now they just took all those venue machines out.
• 22:03
  That's why the ones you see on offer up, the ones that you have,
• 22:04
  you can put the codes in. Now it's so hard to steal from
• 22:08
  a vening machine. You gotta have to. Like I was looking at that
• 22:11
  way though, like like you gotta get we gotta buy a scrambler scrambler like
• 22:18
  like uh these these fucking devices Like so for example, right like like let's
• 22:23
  just say like the d MV needs the Internet and you're like, man,
• 22:27
  I have a war, and now go outside, turn the scramb around by
• 22:30
  your car. You fuck up their whole internet. Ship, So their whole
• 22:33
  internet even if they call somebody, they're like, something's fucking up this ship,
• 22:37
  Like like it's a it's an Internet scrambler, bro. So like there's
• 22:40
  different ship that, like different devices you can do to like funk ship up.
• 22:44
  That's why I remember when you wanted to do that to to that.
• 22:47
  Yeah, when you were like yo, where I wanted his computer tool overheat.
• 22:51
  I was like this, that's all, that's where he made his money.
• 22:52
  Yet I was like if this if I was like if this food does
• 22:55
  this because you can't push in my buttons. Dog, I was like,
• 22:57
  that's it, dog, I'm just your career is done because I had that's
• 23:03
  not a scrambler, that's that's yeah, I still have it. It's like,
• 23:07
  so it's a USB. Dog, And I bought this ship from China,
• 23:11
  and like there's anything any us V port. This thing is programmed to
• 23:15
  turn up the heat levels on anything that has a power grid. So it
• 23:18
  would just burn your fucking grid. Like it's just automatically just overheats, like
• 23:22
  just anything you put it. If I put it in a computer, if
• 23:23
  I put it in your Tesla, whatever it is, it's gonna fucking fun.
• 23:26
  Sit up, put it in your Tesla because they have a USB for
• 23:30
  it. So I saw, yeah, so it would fuck up. It
• 23:33
  would fuck your ship up. Damn damn. You can total your car like
• 23:41
  that. Yeah. But a scrambler, though, you can. You can
• 23:42
  fucking buy those dogs like in the in the dark Web dog And like literally
• 23:47
  it looks like a radio like transmitter or fucking uh. Like there's different different
• 23:52
  ones, dog, and like you can fuck up Like that's because the government
• 23:53
  has those. The government has those for hospitals, the government has those for
• 23:57
  military bases, they have for schools. Dog, Like the places where you
• 24:02
  just automatically can't get no service and get like the fuck. I had servers
• 24:06
  outside scramblers at work. I remember at the dean's office in high school,
• 24:11
  they would have that scrambler there. I don't know if you remember that.
• 24:15
  Yeah, like like where work two of them? Yeah, they literally would.
• 24:21
  That's station work on your on your watch. Yeah, anything that anything
• 24:25
  that that works on works on the internet signal it's blocked off, Dog,
• 24:29
  I can see some like but it's a major felony to have that, Like
• 24:36
  somebody somebody said that, and somebody said that old granddad said, uh,
• 24:41
  fuck he's on. That's a major felony to what is it to where nobody
• 24:45
  can you can't have computers or electronics devices for life after that. Yeah,
• 24:49
  it's true that they won't let you have ship after that, bro, Like
• 24:52
  you won't be able to have any electronic device. I saw a whole video
• 24:55
  on this ship, Dog, and I was just like, damn, have
• 24:57
  you guys ever been in the dark Web. I mean they're gonna be able
• 25:00
  to know where the scrambling is coming from. Yeah, oh, they have
• 25:04
  things to pick it up. So like if you try to disrupt some ship,
• 25:07
  because like think about it, like you're over here thinking, you're like,
• 25:10
  oh man, I conna get over the DMV for a deportment or some
• 25:11
  ship. Like that's like fucking what is it? Child's play? There's people
• 25:17
  out there that want to do this for like a presidential fucking thing. And
• 25:19
  that's the reason it's so so illegal, because there's people that will fucking try
• 25:22
  to just fuck like ship up. You know you've never been on the dark
• 25:26
  Web. Yeah, I've been on the dark web. Dogs, No,
• 25:30
  just I didn't buy anything. I went there to like seasons and it was
• 25:33
  crazy, bro Like, there's there's like bro like, there's there's some content
• 25:37
  there dog where you're just like watches this ship, bro like snuff films.
• 25:42
  I guess, no snuff. I went to a site. They had it
• 25:45
  all, dog Like, they had a site they were just like, this
• 25:48
  is our film section. This is what the kind of drugs we sell.
• 25:52
  You want to buy fucking guns? This is the gun tab I was like,
• 25:55
  what the fuck. It was like the craiglisten from the Dark Web,
• 25:57
  and I was like, damn, And there was like the hooker tab too.
• 26:00
  I was like, but these girls that were on their dog they look
• 26:03
  sad, bro, Like they look like fucking girls. They were just like
• 26:07
  like you could tell that they're yeah, like it's not like the girls that
• 26:10
  you would see on like that, because of course they're sad, bro.
• 26:14
  They're on the dark Web, okay, but like if somebody poked them to,
• 26:18
  if somebody were to if somebody were me, that's like a state obvious
• 26:21
  statement, okay, but if somebody were to go, if somebody were to
• 26:23
  go, like on back Page or something like that. Here, those hookers
• 26:26
  don't look sad. They're happy. They're having a photo shoot. It's a
• 26:30
  fake. They're having a photo shooting off food like like some of these hookers
• 26:33
  they're hooking, bro. But like the like the bitches that you saw in
• 26:37
  the Dark Web, like that ship was just like they look like prisoners of
• 26:40
  war type shit. Yeah. I was just like, damn. I was
• 26:42
  highly doubt that too. Highly doubt they're trying to get them to smile and
• 26:45
  look cute too. Highly out anyone's fucking and then like do you see the
• 26:51
  descriptions, It was just like good for anything type of ship like organs and
• 26:55
  all this shit or the organ the organ trade game is crazy, dog like
• 27:00
  sometimes you get kidnapped and ship like that or all these abductions. They ain't
• 27:03
  even to like fuck you or to do anything to create. It's to take
• 27:07
  your organ, like they'll put you to sleep, kill you take your organ
• 27:08
  and you're dead. It's crazy, but like you got to be a healthy
• 27:11
  motherfucker. Sometimes I'd be happy that I'm fat. You wouldn't buy an organ,
• 27:17
  I'll just die, bro, Like if God wants me to die,
• 27:18
  I'm gonna die time, Like why am I gonna because think about the complications.
• 27:22
  Would you take an organ then? Or you're just gonna let that go
• 27:26
  too? What do you mean like you need an organ? And no,
• 27:30
  I'm honest, would you be on the list. I'm gonna die? So
• 27:33
  you take Okay, if it's done properly and if that's what it's in,
• 27:37
  then that's to me, that is part of gos you're talking about. If
• 27:40
  somebody wants like if somebody wants to give me one, you need a liver,
• 27:42
  or whatever. You need a kidney and a Christian person comes up and
• 27:45
  says, I'm dying, I'll give it to him. I'll take take it
• 27:48
  like that. Yeah, I'll take it like that. But if I can
• 27:51
  buy one. But but no, no, hell no, because those livers
• 27:53
  were like, yeah, first of all, China does this. China sells
• 27:59
  real livers to people, and they're well with the real doctor. You just
• 28:03
  gotta have the loop to be rich. They have contraration camps, theyre they
• 28:06
  breed people for this ship. I don't care. China has the other league,
• 28:08
  all the other rules that they don't care for. Did you just tell
• 28:11
  me they breed people for body parts. They put them in consternation camps,
• 28:15
  and they find out who's healthy for rich people. Don't think China has super
• 28:18
  rich. I need you to send me a documentary or something that I can
• 28:21
  do. They used they used, uh and I'm not saying it. The
• 28:23
  wiggers. They use the wiggers. The Muslim people in China they I'm not
• 28:27
  even I looked this up. They call they call Muslim Chinese people wiggers.
• 28:33
  Look this up. We've talked about this more than one time on the show.
• 28:34
  I've had it on the podcast. I'm really interested. I'm not lying.
• 28:37
  And they put these people in concentration camp. It is set, and
• 28:40
  this is set. Obviously it's not. I can't guarantee a documentary. But
• 28:44
  they put these these because China doesn't like Muslim people, so they put them
• 28:47
  in consternation camps and they test and they test their blood and stuff. And
• 28:52
  if some Chinese person needs a kidney and they got billions of dollars and they're
• 28:56
  a prime minister, you really need see people. This is China is a
• 29:00
  communist country. They don't have human rights. This is North Korea. I'm
• 29:06
  moving to New Zealand or something bro I need or like Switzerland. Somebody said
• 29:10
  cartels got discount on livers on Black Friday. But like, but don't you
• 29:15
  think that they're gonna question like the doctors in the question be like that knows
• 29:18
  the peach yo, Like who then brought this liver? Like, oh,
• 29:22
  these doctors get paid off, you dude, there's some moral doctors. This
• 29:25
  is a world where people, not people do how do you feel about abortions?
• 29:27
  So some people that tomorrow, so other people don't give a fuck.
• 29:30
  This world there, if you got the loop, you will do it they
• 29:34
  will be done. You. I'm not saying you live forever, but in
• 29:38
  the bag, put it in the but you know that, like you're like
• 29:42
  the body has can like it didn't reject. You can't reject it. Like
• 29:45
  you can pay that, you can pay a billion dollars and your body cannot
• 29:48
  reject. And there's nothing the doctor can do at that point. Yeah,
• 29:51
  like you're pretty much gonna die. Your body. You're gonna die. Yeah,
• 29:53
  And that's why they test these people. They're put in concentration camps.
• 29:56
  And if you got the right blood type and you're healthy, haven't meaning healthy
• 30:00
  having perfect people? Give the kidneys high a ship. By the way,
• 30:04
  Yeah, there's a country right now that wants to legalize I think it was
• 30:07
  Russia that wants to legalize giving up your kidney. If you want to,
• 30:11
  Ah, Canada, if you need the money, you said Russia, Russia,
• 30:15
  I think if you want did you see where Canada? Canadians are renting
• 30:18
  half of their bed because the rent prices and like housing is so so so
• 30:22
  expensive. This did you hear that? Shit is wild? Renting half their
• 30:26
  bed, printing half their bed. It's so bad. So like when you
• 30:30
  buy a mortgage here you buy a thirty year mortgage, you pay that mortgage
• 30:33
  for thirty years, or you pay a little more and it's a little shorter.
• 30:36
  You on a fixed income rate on him fixed interest rate and Canada,
• 30:40
  every two years it's a new mortgage, so like the interest rate could change
• 30:45
  every two years, so you could. So what's happening is people are stuck
• 30:51
  everybody's behind and the mortgage because the interest rate has gotten so big, nobody
• 30:53
  can afford their house, so they're renting out so much of their house to
• 30:56
  people. It's It's true when I drove around Toronto and I see those houses
• 31:02
  out there, and I'm just like, damn, man, I was,
• 31:03
  these are nice houses, but they're just like nobody wants to own a house
• 31:07
  out here because it's it's it's such a fucked up Uh, such a fucked
• 31:11
  up set up. Yeah, remember Danny Brown's post. Yeah, dude,
• 31:17
  I was like three points man, dude. I'm just like sometimes sometimes I
• 31:22
  drive around these houses dogs because I drive around these houses dogs sometimes and I'm
• 31:26
  just like, dude, like, what are these people fucking? Do you
• 31:29
  ever think about that ship? Like I literally look at when I drive in
• 31:30
  a Highland, I'm just like like, I'm like, I think so like
• 31:36
  I really wonder, Like I'm like, if all these people are really fucking
• 31:38
  so rich, Like what role do they play in society? What companies do
• 31:44
  they own? Like is this Nike right here? Is this Adina's next door?
• 31:47
  Like they're like, you know, I'm just wondering because some of these
• 31:48
  houses just so fucking big. I'm just like, yo, bro, like,
• 31:52
  how did you acquire so much well in this area? Yes? The
• 31:56
  other day, the day we have a studio by Melrose, I'm there chilling
• 32:00
  and I said, man, I kind of want to move by here.
• 32:01
  I'm gonna see what's up. I don't even I knew I couldn't afford it,
• 32:06
  but I just want to go on to get my feelings hurt these days.
• 32:08
  I opened up Zillow, start crying and ship and I was like,
• 32:12
  all right, I'm let's see, let's see, lets see what some mas
• 32:15
  I can do. So I put like four grand and I was like,
• 32:15
  how many houses are here? I was like there's nothing here. I was
• 32:19
  like, there's no way so and I was like, I am so far
• 32:25
  off from owning anything here, dog, and I can't even do for I
• 32:29
  just looked at for like reasonable going to say, God damn, like maybe
• 32:32
  if I get a roommate, you know, like maybe I just sit typed
• 32:36
  in four just to be like, let's see because I knew. I knew
• 32:38
  that two or three work. You're not that funny. It was eight seven
• 32:45
  for like the three bedroom, yeah, and Melros eight times for three bedroom,
• 32:49
  Like what are you just to get robbed? Yeah? When I was
• 32:52
  at the golf course in Sherwood, these houses, bro were I mean castles
• 32:57
  like castles next to each other, literally next to each other, and you're
• 33:00
  it's just like I was like it disgusts me almost. I want to know
• 33:05
  what you do. And people were like, oh, Reggie Bush lives over
• 33:07
  here. I'm like, hold on, Reggie Bush owns that kind dude.
• 33:12
  The only the only person that owns where the only person that owns the house
• 33:15
  in this building is be real like dead ass about blaze. I don't I
• 33:21
  don't think he has a paid off house. I think maybe he has a
• 33:22
  mortgage, but you know what I mean, I mean like own it outright,
• 33:27
  yeah, like like b b as homes, Like there's no more payments
• 33:31
  anymore. Yeah, Like that's what I meant like you just got to worry
• 33:35
  about property taxes. Fucking het when people say, oh, I bought my
• 33:38
  first house, No, you make your first payment. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:40
  you don't own that bitch, because I'm just not paying my car off and
• 33:44
  I don't own it yet. I'm about to own that bitch though. And
• 33:47
  then when you when you get it, when you get around so old and
• 33:50
  that you're just like, I don't care about this ship, and bro,
• 33:52
  I remember, that's how I feel. And that's why once you pay off
• 33:54
  a car. Look, I'll tell you right now, anybody, any anybody
• 33:58
  out there, anybody out there who fucking literally is gonna be thinking about financing
• 34:01
  a car or doing it, do it. It's good. It's cool if
• 34:05
  you can afford it, and you want reliability, that's cool. So you
• 34:08
  pay for the peace of mind, because I've done both. But when you're
• 34:12
  when it's all fucking said and done, you're you're gonna be so relieved,
• 34:17
  when that ship's done and you're in paid for that, You're just not You're
• 34:21
  never gonna buy a new car over again, ever, ever, ever,
• 34:23
  will I buy another new car. The second car I did buy was used,
• 34:27
  and I bought it I remember I fucking went into my bank account.
• 34:29
  I was like, let me get fucking X amount, and I fucking I
• 34:32
  was like, I never spent this with money at once, but I'd rather
• 34:35
  do this than to fucking be tied down for five years. Boom. Yeah,
• 34:38
  dude, after that, I'm never seven years. So it's like,
• 34:42
  oh my god, bro. And then like I don't even drive my car
• 34:44
  anymore. I ride my little Grama around the city all day. Yeah.
• 34:49
  Is that bike legal? Yeah? Talk about that shit looks hello small.
• 34:52
  I feel like I could throw it now? How small is it? Like?
• 34:57
  Can I pick it up? Like you can pick the Grama? But
• 34:59
  not bro right, you can pick it up the Navvy. You could probably
• 35:04
  kind of pick it up. It's kind of heavy. But yeah, yeah,
• 35:07
  yeah, yeah yeah, but they're they're both legal. I just got
• 35:09
  one two she rides up to work every day. Just save like three hundred
• 35:13
  dollars a month in gas alone. Are you not scared? I mean,
• 35:16
  because like, honestly, when I hit your butt puckered up every now and
• 35:20
  when I see like when I see a few bikers dog like, but even
• 35:22
  when I drive my Coop and I'm like, and I'm driving it when I'm
• 35:25
  driving a night, like because I get adventures in this car, especially like
• 35:29
  since I fucking fixed it, like I be thinking, I'm like whoo,
• 35:31
  and I'm just and sometimes Bro, when I'm like driving, I was like,
• 35:36
  one fucking hit, motherfucker, you're dad in this car? Bro,
• 35:38
  Like like no, because seriously, like like like if I had I be
• 35:43
  thinking, I'm like, bro, like, I'm like, imagine if a
• 35:45
  fucking car, if a sub motherfiger just fell asleep and just hit my door,
• 35:49
  I'm being Christine. I'm dying, you know what I mean. So
• 35:51
  I was like, I kind of like I've been thinking about it. I
• 35:52
  was like, man, that's just scary. But just our bikes don't go
• 35:54
  on the highway. Our bikes staying oh okay, all right, that makes
• 35:58
  sense. I will never ride a big bike on the highway here in California,
• 36:02
  Like I've been on the big bike. Why a big bike? Well
• 36:06
  you got to have a bigger bike because oh you said you wouldn't ride or
• 36:07
  you would, right, I mean I'll ride a big bike for sure.
• 36:10
  Yeah. Big bike is safer in the highway, right, Yeah, one
• 36:13
  thousand percent because you can keep up and get out of the way and stuff
• 36:15
  like that, quicker and whatnot, like a loud ass chopper type of bike.
• 36:19
  That's the only thing I'm never driving on the three with a chopper.
• 36:21
  I'm not switching lane. Nah and I lane switched in the city all day
• 36:23
  long, and I'm making it loud, letting you know I'm coming by.
• 36:28
  Yeah, of course motorcycle parts. Now you'll hear my ground for sure,
• 36:35
  and my ground is pretty loud. But like somebody said the interims, I
• 36:37
  paid five to eighty for my wife's Highlander. I can't wait for that ship
• 36:40
  to be paid. Damn. That's our average payment the car market, right,
• 36:46
  everybody put your prices. Put your prices right now. If you're paying
• 36:51
  for a car out there, what are you paying a month? We want
• 36:52
  to know you're on the We don't spoke the same podcast. I pay three
• 36:54
  forty two a month and I got mine in two thousand and fifteen. You
• 37:01
  had the best co signer. No, it was just me. Oh damn,
• 37:05
  oh wait what was in a year two fifteen that was considered on the
• 37:07
  high end by that time. But looking at it now, you're like,
• 37:09
  but I even rolled over three. I worked for the dealership at the time.
• 37:14
  So I got my car for a fucking steal. I worked for a
• 37:15
  dealership at a time when I was in college. That's how like, that's
• 37:19
  how like how I know. I'm like, nah, man, I made
• 37:21
  some crazy money working in the dealership. There was a month that made ten
• 37:23
  grand and I was like twenty four years old, and I remember like they
• 37:28
  were like, bro, you still thirty one cars this month? I said,
• 37:30
  I did what They were like, did you even look at your numbers?
• 37:32
  And said, oh, these ten grand? Yeah, twenty three years
• 37:36
  old after you and you're trying to be a pro athlete at the same time,
• 37:39
  so like you get to go hang out with all your homies that is
• 37:43
  making it and blow some money. Yeah. I remember making like good eight
• 37:45
  thousand dollars my first month selling used cars. I was just like that.
• 37:49
  So that's I was because they were just like, you can make this much.
• 37:52
  I was like what. And then I remember the owners like every person
• 37:54
  that walks into this dealership is a customer everyone, And I was just like,
• 37:59
  if they're going into the if they're and they're growing to maintenance, they're
• 38:01
  a customer. He's like he's like he's like he's like somebody that walks into
• 38:05
  an umbrella store in the rain is not coming to look. He's like,
• 38:07
  you fucking go sell them a car, And I was like, let's fucking
• 38:09
  go. And I remember that to this day. That's the reason, I
• 38:12
  fucking know, Like it made you a hustler. Yeah, that's the reason.
• 38:15
  To this day, I'm like, I fucking know, like, like
• 38:19
  I I'm whatever, my my fucking audiences and my fucking customers are. I
• 38:22
  fucking get to know them, and I know, but how to sell to
• 38:25
  them, bro and keep them happy? Bro like. And it's not that
• 38:29
  I don't look at it like you know what the morm mentality where you guys
• 38:31
  are just money to me people like Yeah, Like, I love my customers.
• 38:36
  As matter of fact, I'm gonna start putting that ship in my fucking
• 38:37
  like that like the drug cleaners. We love our customers. And instead of
• 38:40
  the herd, it's going to be the burger. Yeah. But hey,
• 38:45
  so let me see something, all right, Let's see let's read some of
• 38:46
  the Let rate read him. Let rate read him. Jeffy six hundred and
• 38:52
  fifty dollars for a twenty twenty geep which one though? Which one? Oh
• 38:55
  you got a new car? Jeffee, pull up to my pull up to
• 38:59
  my house. I see, Yeah, which one sounds like a wler.
• 39:01
  No, it's definitely like a we call on Cherokee or a decked out like
• 39:07
  Rubicon. That's still kind of hot though. Ralph Ramos five eighty six for
• 39:13
  a twenty seventeen raft for x L. They got you, my boy,
• 39:17
  gotcha, Yeah, they got you. Yeah, fanof hey your daughters for
• 39:22
  a fucking Toyota Toyota what hey. But if it's on it, if it's
• 39:27
  on his name with the credit though, like, hey, bro, you're
• 39:29
  building your credit, my boy, just don't be late. So all right,
• 39:30
  let's read the other ones. Definitely not on that one. Bruce Banner
• 39:34
  for eighty for a twenty nineteen Super WRX. That's that's actually decent bad,
• 39:38
  that's reasonable though. That's actually not that bad because that's a very for twenty
• 39:42
  nineteen and that car is reliable. They got the best safety warranty for a
• 39:45
  long time. It's like almost life supers like one hundred thousand, we are
• 39:49
  with you, all right. Another one we got surpent Son six hundred seventy
• 39:53
  bucks twenty twenty. Ram Well, that's a truck payment though, I I
• 40:00
  remember when I sold cars, Dog, I would be selling like a f
• 40:01
  two fifty to somebody. They'd be looking like a fucking twelve hundred dollars payment,
• 40:06
  Bro, a fifty fifty on good credit, good credit. Yeah,
• 40:09
  that's what I saw force too. Yeah, but you have a truck to
• 40:13
  make money, so yeah, to think about it, he probably makes money.
• 40:15
  Oh yeah, he was. He's like, I'm gonna pick up my
• 40:16
  workers. They pay the gas. They fucking he's like, you know,
• 40:20
  he was. He was telling me to get down. He was literally like
• 40:22
  and the people that were buying these trucks, it was like working people that
• 40:25
  they're not. They know. They're like, I know the payment is high.
• 40:29
  I know what it is, but I got the work to do it.
• 40:30
  And these people they like, you'll see them at the swamp me Dog
• 40:34
  on Sundays. They're in there buying tools for all these people. You want
• 40:37
  to see some badass working trucks, go to the Swamman on a Sunday.
• 40:39
  Bro, Those people that are working check to check and paying these highest car
• 40:44
  notes, they're out there trying to make a buck out of every day.
• 40:45
  Bro, here's one that trips me out. Twenty eighteen, Honda Accord four
• 40:51
  hundred and twenty five. That's not bad twenty eighteen. Yeah, that's not
• 40:55
  bad if I mean, it's not bad as hopefully it's low mind fuel economy
• 41:00
  on itself. But these prices, these people are financing these things, right,
• 41:04
  But yeah, we also don't know if they're buying it new or buying
• 41:07
  it. Yeah, I'm guessing if you're gonna find well, I'm assuming if
• 41:09
  you're gonna finance a car, even if you're financing a used car, you're
• 41:13
  gonna be financing low mileage bro, unless you really have the most horrible credit.
• 41:17
  Bro. If you get stuck on if you're financing anything something with fifty
• 41:22
  thousand miles and up, Yeah, like an Ultimore with fifty thousand miles,
• 41:24
  Yeah bro like that. Fuck yeah, I'm working ten thousand miles left out
• 41:30
  of it. The only reason the chicken and light is out on here is
• 41:32
  because they fucking disconnected that page, bro, or they cleared the codes right
• 41:36
  when you got there. Yeah, bro like this fuckers, then it's gonna
• 41:39
  come on and then they're not gonna know how to fix it for the next
• 41:42
  three years. What about insurance payments? That depends on stage yes, your
• 41:47
  neighborhood driving record on neighborhood Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bro, it really
• 41:52
  depends on that. Somebody said that my girlfriend just got a twenty fourteen four
• 41:58
  Runner payments or three eighty. That's a twenty fourteen though, bro, And
• 42:00
  you're still financing it twenty fourteen. Yeah that's how much? Three eighty?
• 42:06
  Oh, it's still a little bit on the high end, bro, Like
• 42:08
  my car is that's ten years. Well, it's almost a ten year payment.
• 42:13
  My car is a four right, right, you get a payment for
• 42:15
  ten years? Yeah, but you're Beamer. Yeah, I think it's oh
• 42:20
  eight, No, I'm no, no, no, it's four yeah,
• 42:24
  Beamer bins a Bentley. That's crazy. I don't know people, I mean
• 42:29
  anything. I even four years sounds so long to me to make a how
• 42:31
  much of you never had a car payment? Never have? I'm sorry your
• 42:36
  family. I didn't after I got it from my jam. We gotta have
• 42:39
  papers, we don't have we know. Just it's just a thing where it's
• 42:46
  just don't buy it. I can't afford it. Don't buy it. Afford
• 42:52
  a hoop right to the hoop, you can't. I couldn't ride the hoopties
• 42:55
  no more. I had plenty of hoopties, but you that's what I mean.
• 43:00
  Like you said I had this badass HOOPI do you remember it right now?
• 43:05
  You remember your first cars? I still heard, like, Well,
• 43:08
  to be fair, I'm not clouding the homie like or anything that because Xaber
• 43:12
  does have a badass truck. Yeah, yeah, no, he does have
• 43:15
  a badass truck. But he has been riding out this car like that is
• 43:19
  his theory. Yeah, that's his fucking theory. I think that they have
• 43:22
  the Xavier, like this thing doesn't turn on sometimes, Bro eighty three and
• 43:29
  Alli chains. That's say, if you ask me for anything else, I'm
• 43:30
  probably just gonna give it, sell it away. Been the fan for like
• 43:35
  what is it eight years? Man? Dude, hybrid? Dude? This
• 43:37
  ship is like this ship is dying. Bro. Like it's like like what
• 43:43
  was the other day truck? I couldn't let go, Bro, I couldn't
• 43:46
  make it. What do you say? That's that right? Thousand dollars change?
• 43:50
  Bad? I couldn't make it because the alternator. Why you're not driving
• 43:53
  to battery? Why are not driving to Tahoe? Because like ship, it's
• 43:57
  not for guests drive to flash. You think picking the bitches in the Honda.
• 44:00
  Uh huh, I know you have a nice hond like yeah, no,
• 44:06
  but not that hot. I do have a nice hot yeah, but
• 44:12
  yeah, I see like now, like I just I don't know, like
• 44:14
  me, like before I would just drive my like just the truck and then
• 44:17
  like now I'm just like man, now that I got the other one fixed,
• 44:20
  Like yeah, I don't know, I think like you you take the
• 44:22
  tahoe out of me now. And then bro, when I go out to
• 44:25
  like dinners and stuff, like, I'm not taking We know you're not going
• 44:29
  out to dinners no more. Why would I'm gonna go see my now this
• 44:34
  weekend? You know that's activities, dog, I'm not Can we get a
• 44:38
  pictures like four by four by four lifted, two door fucking uh leather seats,
• 44:46
  it's nice around Like yeah, no, it's a nice truck he has,
• 44:51
  but it's I'm like, I just would drive it like it's me nice
• 44:53
  for real? For real? Is the paint nice? It's just I'm asking
• 44:58
  you. Yeah, I just got a paint chob on it. That's why
• 45:00
  I was in teacher for coolman and a nice little pat job on it.
• 45:02
  You have to be paint it had to be. It had to be an
• 45:06
  the legal paintdob too. Yeah, I got how much scratched? How much
• 45:10
  was it a thousand bucks for a paint job? Yo in TJ? Put
• 45:16
  take my car to TJ and give me a I'm not I wanted to paint
• 45:19
  the beamer, just give it another coat of white. But like that.
• 45:22
  But it wasn't like but I'm just like, but I'm just like, I'm
• 45:24
  not taking that bitch to TJ. But the thing is, my dad lives
• 45:28
  in My dad lives in t Some of that knows people they're putting bricks under
• 45:31
  my car the way back about it. You guys never thought about this.
• 45:35
  When people get deported and they know how to do things in America, they
• 45:37
  start working over there and they start working over there. So once you know,
• 45:40
  people look or do drugs. Yeah, you get the portal. You
• 45:45
  say, you were a painter here and you did a nice paint job and
• 45:46
  for Maco and you get deported. Guess what you know how to do?
• 45:50
  You know how to paint. You now you're gonna go TJ and paint for
• 45:52
  the cartel or just start your own company. Yeah you can do that too,
• 45:57
  but yeah, pay paid for the car. Yeah, Bro, that's
• 46:05
  crazy though, Like can you imagine that being a painter and like you get
• 46:07
  hired by the cartel that would be like plumber a plumber and you get him
• 46:15
  hit up by the cartel. Yo, we need a clogged But I'll be
• 46:19
  scared though, bro, because this was whatever on the sick one. And
• 46:22
  then it'll be like have you see something else? You see something and then
• 46:23
  and then like you gotta go anyways, bro, But like think about it,
• 46:28
  like do you see you see some bitch gate killed and then they're like
• 46:30
  Minasis team meat away, Bam. They're not't even gonna ask you no questions,
• 46:34
  Like yeah, like you're fucking unclogging the toilet, bro, Like oh
• 46:39
  it's fixed, okay, Yeah, Like that's gotta be fucking scary because you
• 46:44
  know, you remember how Rodrigo, uh you know, Felipe is best friend.
• 46:49
  Fucking what is it like that food? He used to do extermination,
• 46:52
  bro. He said one time they used to he went to a strip club
• 46:54
  that was ran by Russians, right, it was like a whole business,
• 46:57
  and he said that he had to exterminate the strip club. Bro. And
• 47:00
  he said that he opened this room and like in the other room next to
• 47:05
  that ship, they were beating the ship out of this fucking guy, dude,
• 47:08
  and like he just like he was like, I gotta get the fuck
• 47:13
  out of here because like they already know, I'm like hearing all this ship
• 47:15
  and all this stuff, and it was he talked about it for a few
• 47:17
  time. I'm gonna have him on the come on the podcast and have him
• 47:20
  tell his story, dog, But he said that like, yeah, bro,
• 47:22
  like he walked he was exterminating in the strip club was pretty much ran
• 47:27
  by the by the Russian mob pretty much or some kind of Russian organization,
• 47:30
  and like they were savagely beating the fuck out of it and for a set
• 47:32
  and for a second, dude, this was the extermination though for real,
• 47:37
  we know he did because I was about hire him in my house too.
• 47:38
  But he's like, I don't do it no more so like uh so,
• 47:42
  so, what is it? What is it this this Wood talks about?
• 47:46
  Uh? Like that that uh he felt scared, like he's like, what
• 47:50
  have these foles come over here and they start beating me up? And then
• 47:52
  like now we got to get rid of him because he you know, they
• 47:54
  didn't tell him to not not not go or not stay out of this room.
• 47:59
  But he was just doing his job, just fucking exterminating ship. I'm
• 48:01
  gonna have just to tell that story. Can put a pull up. See
• 48:05
  if I should fucking wraple my car off. No, everybody would be like,
• 48:08
  yeah, why why don't you do something nice and give it to somebody
• 48:12
  that may need a car, not a homeless story. We're not giving it.
• 48:15
  Give it a chi bro let's chill have a car ground away. I
• 48:17
  can definitely get to g chili. Fuck. It's got almost three hundred thousand
• 48:22
  miles works, it gets you to work. Look it up. It's how
• 48:27
  to civic. You know how expensive car? Let me let me drive it
• 48:29
  down the street. I'll tell you how much it's worth. They can't go
• 48:30
  past forty, they can't go pass. I just play. Does it shake
• 48:36
  it all? No, it's fine. No. I've been in that car
• 48:39
  once and I never got in none again. I think it was a while
• 48:43
  ago, and I just remember, like you're going fast, and I was
• 48:45
  like, hey, full, this shit feels weird. Yeah, and it
• 48:47
  looks like it's fearing. What was going like maybe maybe you got that fix,
• 48:51
  but that car, definitely, it's been through some ship. So you're
• 48:54
  gonna get it. You're gonna win it in a raffle for five ten bucks.
• 48:59
  Go fix. I cannot hear you. I don't know how you can't
• 49:02
  hear yourself. Yeah, this is your first time podcasting, stupid gud.
• 49:06
  I remember my friend lit up a little bit. I don't know right there?
• 49:09
  Okay there we got that seat for podcasters only. Tighten her up.
• 49:15
  Can't you know where is that ship? I thought I had one. I
• 49:20
  can hear you better? Thank you, Rick, but thank you? Yeah?
• 49:24
  Works? Yeah, if I raffled off, you won. Here's your
• 49:28
  car again? Twenty eight hybrid. Yeah. How you get caught on the
• 49:32
  ground. You get caught when you're taken. You get caught when you got
• 49:37
  a wife. I was doing research I was I was doing when I was
• 49:40
  sposed. Those are some good ones, sees, I asked, those are
• 49:47
  technically Sam did catch you creeping? There wasn't Sam. It was at Sam
• 49:52
  posted it. I mean somebody you're like, you didn't get caught cheating,
• 49:55
  but you got caught creeping. God, I wasn't creeping. And in the
• 50:00
  function too, in the function that was that in the function, there's guys
• 50:06
  on the rolling around. I got better. Things were just me in my
• 50:08
  phone what you sent back? Bro fucking set up a little date. I
• 50:15
  don't see those person the Texas at the moment, you know, not that
• 50:21
  I was waiting for big type of I'm just you guys the last time you
• 50:24
  got asked to send the dig picple the beaches actually don't ask for that.
• 50:28
  Sometimes they do, do they do? I remember like that they'd be that's
• 50:31
  because they want to know Arizona, Arizona. She looked like a type of
• 50:38
  she want to know all about it. Asked me for dig picks and I'm
• 50:40
  like, nope, I'll fly you out come good, Like it's one of
• 50:45
  the dig picks. What do I get from it? I don't even want
• 50:46
  news. I'm not even the news type of fool. I'm like, yo,
• 50:49
  just pull up, let's get a little and on the real happened?
• 50:53
  Your boobs already on your Instagram? So like it don't really matter. Not
• 50:57
  the nipple apple something on Instagram? He said, not Piers. Yeah,
• 51:07
  he's right. Sometimes the nipple does it? Does it slaps you like a
• 51:10
  Pierce? Nipple tastes like panties, Yeah, just like pennies. Yeah,
• 51:16
  Like I was like they need I was like, you need to buy a
• 51:19
  new but the person you never heard Yeah the first time, I was,
• 51:24
  Yeah, the first time you get that like what's like you're you're young and
• 51:29
  you're like, damn, you're like this some poor here. Oh yeah I
• 51:36
  knew. I knew. I didn't get rid of it. Yeah dogs,
• 51:40
  what So did you meet up with that chicken? No? It was that
• 51:45
  was said he was in Texas? Did you get some out there? He
• 51:51
  was working share room? The worst. I feel like Sam would have just
• 51:54
  watched a share room someone else. Oh just sure with who's the other food?
• 52:04
  Other food? Could you share? Would you share room? I shared
• 52:07
  the room with Sam giographer. Yeah cool, cool, got the way you
• 52:16
  want to be like go on the way. Why why don't you why didn't
• 52:20
  you like go to the chick's house or like go boat her and like her
• 52:22
  place? Because they get they like playing, you know, they're like drive
• 52:24
  in I'm not gonna drive a fucking hour our dude. Honestly, if you
• 52:30
  could have, you could have busted. You could have busted a movie and
• 52:32
  been like, look, man, I really want this, so we go
• 52:35
  get another room. You know what I mean? You don't think I asked
• 52:37
  how much it was. It was that's why they were sharing a room.
• 52:43
  And by the time I thought I would have been, I looked, there's
• 52:45
  another motel down the street, Hotel six Mother. And then by the time
• 52:51
  I read, by the time I thought about it, it was like,
• 52:52
  you know, I was already two one, Like, man, I'm gonna
• 52:55
  get this ship at two and then get kicked get kicked out at ten eleven,
• 52:59
  so I'm gonna pay. I don't pay through for that, I feel
• 53:01
  you. I was just like, you better just funk all night. And
• 53:05
  I knew how much I was getting paid, So I'm like, did I
• 53:07
  just fly out here to get laid in fact, like like for real,
• 53:10
  like it's cool, but like we're trying to make some lute, you know,
• 53:14
  yeah, And I was like nah, And then you know, wow,
• 53:16
  you made him with your growing up look at you Like a year ago
• 53:22
  actually would have been like fuck it because it's why cheaper, just a fly
• 53:23
  around and then I can bone her like four five times. Okay, I
• 53:29
  see your playing there. I thought he was growing up, but he's just
• 53:30
  getting financially better. Yeah, he's that's always he's just doing he's just learning
• 53:36
  how to become a bigger creep yea a better creep creep bro she wants she
• 53:39
  was she was fan. That did not help your case at all. That
• 53:45
  was probably even worse. Yeah, Like that was like ten times worse.
• 53:49
  You could have just said, like, oh, yeah, I've been talking
• 53:51
  to her fruit. She likes what I'd say, she likes my thoughts,
• 53:54
  she likes what comes out of my mouth. I think that's a fucking good
• 53:57
  fucking vibe. We got going. Look, let me tell you it's funny
• 54:00
  for sure. Got off stage like hilarious. She wasn't a comedy cook could
• 54:05
  be a chucklefucker a chuckle? What the fuck is? Yeah? Damn?
• 54:10
  Did you ask? Did you ask Sam? If he's fuck her? You
• 54:15
  have to dude, he's like your mentor doesn't matter, dude, I work
• 54:16
  on him, don't matter, does matter. It's like, ask him she's
• 54:20
  sucking other. Dude's gonna say, Yeah, I just gotta worry on him.
• 54:22
  Nah, that's not how all that works. Yeah, Nah, I
• 54:28
  did not go to You didn't go to school here. Huh. You didn't
• 54:31
  have sex education? Yeah, Xavier, Like I wouldn't like, I wouldn't
• 54:37
  want to have somebody's like like if you're like, hey, we're in the
• 54:39
  stick, you wouldn't boat something be real? Both look, I mean that's
• 54:45
  be real. Though he's on a different caliber though, you know, like
• 54:51
  that's not even fair. That's like, yeah, like what spiracy pussy dog
• 54:54
  Sam gets conspiracy smokess all over the country. Dog hot bitches. Dog just
• 55:00
  don't know. It's just not this. It don't It don't make me feel
• 55:02
  good. Like when I first got a little bit of fame and like my
• 55:06
  following was big and I was jumping like I was like, yeah, let
• 55:08
  me let me funk with it, let me fuck with it. And then
• 55:10
  I was like, nah, this ship feels weird as fuck, like I'm
• 55:14
  not trying to and then like my homies like that have done it, Like
• 55:17
  no, like am I knowingly? No? I can't. Yeah, like
• 55:22
  if I know for sure, like I know, like I no if I
• 55:27
  was single male and I even knew, like we're not my best friends,
• 55:30
  but like you said, I don't like to ask. So we're talking he's
• 55:32
  talking about like could you here is he? Hey? What is it?
• 55:39
  Uh? This was talking about like could you bone what is it? Uh?
• 55:44
  Somebody that your friend has been with like currently or before you were single?
• 55:50
  Did you care if to help me hit it? No, I'm single,
• 55:53
  right hold on, Like you don't okay, Like, let's say you
• 55:57
  were singing if you got feelings for this ship, then I get yeah,
• 56:00
  that's the only time I don't. That's the only time I don't both to
• 56:01
  check at the homie boone, if he said I love you to her,
• 56:04
  I don't want to break that. I don't want to mess with the helmie.
• 56:06
  But you don't at least you have a lot of that, don't.
• 56:09
  Like, Yeah, I was like, at least you give her that unlessa
• 56:13
  broke up. I would never hit up Like that's not like like I don't
• 56:15
  even know who because he loved her and he like and I don't. But
• 56:20
  like if you put like Jules down, I'd probably scarface you like after that,
• 56:29
  I probably, yeah, bro, Like you'd be talking to me like
• 56:32
  they're like they're like it's like there would be like not even if it's like
• 56:36
  you know how sometimes a friend is not like with this girl no more and
• 56:39
  they still want to be cool. Like I know this kind of energy to
• 56:42
  always shun to like these type of girls, bro, because I'm like I
• 56:45
  was I friends with her? For was that friends with him? Bro?
• 56:47
  You know what I mean? But I seem not to care who was that
• 56:50
  friends with first? And who's my real friend? Like you know what I'm
• 56:52
  saying, Like if it's my boy, I'm gonna be like listen, chick,
• 56:55
  like you no longer with them. There's no reason why you need to
• 56:59
  be coming around to these events, you know what I mean, Like all
• 57:01
  due respont at least talking to me, yeah, or at least yeah coming.
• 57:05
  Yeah, three of my homies did me dirty like that. They all
• 57:08
  did the same thing. And then when you put it out that way,
• 57:10
  I'm like, damn, I didn't even think of it that way. Who
• 57:13
  is your friends with first? Yeah? Like you can't do that, bro,
• 57:15
  Like who's like it depends like who's your friend? You know what I'm
• 57:19
  saying, Like because eventually, like essentially, you become friends with your like
• 57:22
  sometimes you become friends with like your your your homies ladies like to an extent.
• 57:25
  But it's but it's you know what I mean, It's like, hey,
• 57:29
  bro, like it's your homies lady, meaning your homie comes first in
• 57:32
  that situation if she's exd out and then not married. Yeah, you know
• 57:36
  what I mean, it's like, hey, bro, like the respect comes,
• 57:38
  it's like, hey, listen, you could be cool as fuck.
• 57:40
  Y'all had hellochemistry, We had hell good times that Vegas trips. But at
• 57:44
  the end of the day, no disrespect. I just you know, like,
• 57:47
  what about when you get a new motherfucker Am I supposed to be his
• 57:51
  homie too? Yeah? You know what I mean, like new friends out
• 57:52
  that where and I only got one to me. There's one role. Just
• 57:54
  don't be first aid if I break it with my chick, just don't be
• 57:58
  the first fool to hit it. Some other full hit it then go ahead,
• 58:00
  because at the end of the day, it's not broke broke. You
• 58:04
  don't want to be friends with ray J? Yeah, we don't pride ray
• 58:09
  Pride dog. Yeah you know what show Hey that Yeah, dude, ray
• 58:15
  J was crazy. Man, I remember, like he was here for the
• 58:17
  show. That dude that that motherfucker is crazy. He's a whole different kind
• 58:22
  of energy Fox with him. He's cool fucks with him. Wow, thats
• 58:29
  motherfucker bro one wish ass. Yeah, remember my favorite banger b is I
• 58:37
  hit it first. That's what he was saying. That's what you're talking about.
• 58:38
  My biggest banger for him was him man By Little Kim and him wait
• 58:44
  him man Hey. He was a horrible rapper, but he got the raycons
• 58:50
  though, the ray coons that don't break, they don't break. Talking about
• 58:53
  his as glasses, Yeah, I was talking about his glasses. He has
• 58:59
  glass and earphone, the earphones. The earphones are dope. The bus supposedly
• 59:02
  the glasses don't break. That's pretty dope. Interesting but he broke right on.
• 59:08
  Oh is that like Elon must when he said that the window didn't crack
• 59:12
  and then it cracked. First of all, that is it is way different
• 59:15
  than what Elon said because Elon said it was bulletproof and it was not that
• 59:20
  somebody could have been dead. Good thinking for somebody, and nobody's gonna die
• 59:25
  because their hearphones say good point. You got super big out for Elon must
• 59:31
  On that one. Get off twitch, Get off twitch and get off twitch
• 59:37
  twists. Come on, five bucks players, you know what we're gonna fuck,
• 59:40
  not just but like but you know we we we're finnah. Just give
• 59:45
  the Patreon all like next week or some ship man we gotta do only next
• 59:50
  week. I just think heard it twitch Black Friday tight. I just feel
• 59:53
  like they they got a missus. Bro. Let's just go to kick.
• 59:58
  Let's head over the kicks. Yeah, let's try much guys, No more
• 1:00:00
  twist, that's it. Help me navigate that. Yeah, I've never even
• 1:00:02
  heard. Yeah, we can maybe have Uri come back on and then he
• 1:00:06
  can shut us out. Okay, So rumbo is no more. I still
• 1:00:09
  I haven't been up and lord rumble, I still have toload of rock though.
• 1:00:13
  Dockmin dot com shout to all people are rockmin dot com, rock the
• 1:00:16
  rock finn die. I'm still there. Still, there's the case where we
• 1:00:21
  get banished somewhere. We always got into a place where it lets anything go.
• 1:00:25
  Those guys dot com are okay, f I in dot com. Oh,
• 1:00:30
  it's a website for conspiracies and ship and all like the deep deep like
• 1:00:34
  with like the podcasts and over there. I need to don't let us do
• 1:00:40
  nas over there. If you want cocaine and we haven't done that. Dude.
• 1:00:44
  First of all, I don't do cocaine anymore. I know, but
• 1:00:45
  I'm just saying, no, we can't do cocaine. Yeah, I don't
• 1:00:49
  know, man, I gotta I think it's been a while since I've had
• 1:00:52
  a craving, And I think that's how I know that's a part of like
• 1:00:55
  being over it. You get a craving. Yeah, like I don't have
• 1:01:01
  That's what I just don't have, like that addictive personality where I get like
• 1:01:05
  a craving for it. I think it was because it was such a crutch
• 1:01:07
  for me. What was the crutch to keep you pushing, like keep your
• 1:01:12
  It's like it was a it was a crutch for everything. It was like
• 1:01:14
  if you get tired, do some coke, If you get sad, do
• 1:01:15
  some coke. If you like it, just it was for everything. I
• 1:01:19
  guess, yeah, like you just write it out. So I just like
• 1:01:23
  now I'm just like I learned to kind of like when you actually have to
• 1:01:28
  face the fucking ship and then you have to like go through it and you
• 1:01:30
  work through it, you have a different like it makes you tough for you
• 1:01:35
  to kind of like or just get ready for the next ship. So like
• 1:01:38
  I feel like I kind of like I couldn't suppress anymore whatever I was going
• 1:01:43
  through. The more I couldn't like just keep dumping cocaine on it. I
• 1:01:45
  had to exc eventually like accept reality. And be like this has to change.
• 1:01:50
  Yeah, no, I feel you. Not a lot of people,
• 1:01:53
  I guess have that moment in there, because you know it was it was
• 1:01:58
  definitely like a crutch for me, like and it's I don't know, like
• 1:02:01
  that's why, like my use was so fucking high, Like that's why Xavier
• 1:02:04
  would be like, hey, why are you doing like like you gottas lines?
• 1:02:07
  Because Xaber would just do it normal, like a white girl. He's
• 1:02:09
  just doing like a few bumps you're in there. Sometimes sometimes he would be
• 1:02:13
  like, oh, let me get a half a line. That's it,
• 1:02:15
  like like but like this is what he was cautious about it. Yeah,
• 1:02:21
  well yeah, it's scary. And then he's done. Would just go like
• 1:02:23
  Mount Everest, like if you ever did like a bump, it looked like
• 1:02:25
  Mount ever It looks like there was a little hike hiker coming up. He's
• 1:02:30
  would just go. And then you see him twenty minutes sweating and I look
• 1:02:32
  over. I was like, you gonna throw up? He's like, and
• 1:02:36
  I was like, you did too much, dog like chill supposed we can
• 1:02:38
  go back to the bathroom if we need to. Yeah, yeah, excessive
• 1:02:44
  and and and somebody said them this is one thing I tell you, but
• 1:02:51
  things that kill you. You can't be an excessive person. Simple. You
• 1:02:53
  can be excessive with weed because we ain't gonna kill him. You can smoke
• 1:02:57
  as many dapths as you want, just gonna go to sleep. You can
• 1:03:00
  run as much as you want to eat a whole fridge. No, as
• 1:03:01
  much as I hate that you do, NOAs I'll just knock out before I
• 1:03:05
  die and be excessive with that because with yeah, because it all getting this
• 1:03:10
  ship is no fun. Bro, I was doing that ship for a hot
• 1:03:13
  minute before I moved to California. Like we were getting that ship from like
• 1:03:17
  like it was ether, like ship was good like gas, and we were
• 1:03:22
  just doing it every day. I was only doing it to like be up
• 1:03:25
  and be I was tired all the time because of the job I was working.
• 1:03:29
  So like my roommate, he was how I started. Dude, my
• 1:03:31
  roommate, he was getting from his cousin. So we were just we would
• 1:03:35
  get awful where we would do it at work when we wake up, and
• 1:03:37
  then when we get off of work. We get off work at like nine
• 1:03:39
  o'clock and sit down, smoke a little weed and hit a couple of little
• 1:03:44
  baby lines. You know what I'm saying. They'd be like bump sizes,
• 1:03:45
  but we would just break them down and extend it all night and somehow go
• 1:03:49
  to sleep. Yeah, that ship was the best when you go to sleep
• 1:03:52
  talking about drugs and cocaine at the same time. Tom how fucking rude Tommy
• 1:03:58
  is with the weed. Oh with what do you mean you ps how?
• 1:04:00
  He's like, let me rule up. Oh yeah, first of all,
• 1:04:04
  anybody won't roll up. First of all, you can use like don't report
• 1:04:09
  the Be's Easy T page because Be's ez T don't exist no more dog,
• 1:04:14
  there's no weed company called Be's e z T. I was like, fucking
• 1:04:16
  Tommy never brings no fucking weed to the fucking to the function and then tries
• 1:04:20
  to roll everybody else's weed, including me and me. I'm like, hey,
• 1:04:24
  Tommy, I was like, just because I brought the best weed does
• 1:04:27
  not mean that it is just And then Tommy justified because he had one nug.
• 1:04:31
  Yeah, well this that rapper weed. That's why I always bring my
• 1:04:38
  own little jay smoke on my own sometimes because I'll be fucking around smoking with
• 1:04:42
  y'all and I'll be coming here and I'll be getting so damn high. I
• 1:04:45
  be wanting to fall asleep alf the time. I feel you dog. Last
• 1:04:47
  time, I wasn't here, but I guess they had h it's pretty smoking
• 1:04:50
  here though, Yeah, who is that? That's probably what it is,
• 1:04:53
  like, how cozy it is? It's cold, it is cozy? You
• 1:04:57
  said that again? Next? Sorry? Who was the female you guys had
• 1:04:59
  on last time? That's she got too high for the show where she like
• 1:05:00
  kind of zoned out female. There's not that many females. There was a
• 1:05:05
  girl on the post you talking about the actress actress? Oh, a partner?
• 1:05:11
  Yeah, didn't she get too high for? She was good, she
• 1:05:15
  was cool. She shut out to her. She was a person. I
• 1:05:18
  don't know who told me. Someone was like, oh that she got I
• 1:05:19
  don't think we've ever had a guess we have to step out. I don't
• 1:05:23
  think from there, you know what I'm saying. No, she would.
• 1:05:27
  She didn't sound like some she keep it moving. Yeah she was. She
• 1:05:32
  is tadude. She's tall, dog like. I think she might have been
• 1:05:36
  talling me. Are you talling me? Yeah? She's not. She's probably
• 1:05:43
  your height. Yeah, I mean I was like a little taller than me.
• 1:05:45
  I think she seemed pretty tall. But yeah, she's actually that's right
• 1:05:50
  around the corner from us. She's do you Rock? And the white guy
• 1:05:56
  Rock hangs up with with his name, Uh, I'll live on the live
• 1:05:59
  on the same I don't know who the white guy rocking? I forget.
• 1:06:02
  Yeah, he lives here in downtown l A somewhere. I was like,
• 1:06:08
  I just feel I just feel like all these fools live on the same block.
• 1:06:12
  Parna and Rock kind of do live on like the same strip, kind
• 1:06:15
  of like in the same area. Roughly does Rock just like rescue animals from
• 1:06:19
  the neighborhood and rescue us? No, but Rock does. Though. Rock
• 1:06:26
  is a Rock is dope. He's a dope dude. When I first you
• 1:06:29
  know, a funny story, when I first moved here, Rock was my
• 1:06:31
  technically first California friend because I went to Dispo and he just was so cool
• 1:06:36
  and he likes my shoes because I got a lot of shoes too, and
• 1:06:39
  he was like yo, and we just started talking. Then we started kicking
• 1:06:42
  in smoking and ship and he was like the real person. And then that's
• 1:06:45
  how this came about, you know what I mean. So shout out to
• 1:06:48
  rock man. Rock's a fucking nerd I love. Yeah, he's a cool
• 1:06:55
  nerd. You ever met your life? Yeah? Oh man, I was
• 1:06:58
  like Saturday, I'm bringing the crocs for you. Rock damn the nice times.
• 1:07:02
  Hey, Tommy shape like Grimace though, huh yeah, you're not going
• 1:07:09
  to go back the comfortable home. I've been wearing them every fucking day though,
• 1:07:14
  you're done. Those crocs are a little bit different than from like a
• 1:07:16
  rattler pair of crops, right, they're different, but their crops, Dog,
• 1:07:20
  you can't because I want to see that little first makes the difference.
• 1:07:26
  Actually if you're like barefoot or whatnot? Right, yeah, it has a
• 1:07:30
  come on smile that got so big when he said yeah, that makes a
• 1:07:33
  big ass difference. I wanted to go get my feet none just so I
• 1:07:38
  could walk around even more comfortable on those shoes. Like just I could be
• 1:07:42
  like Mislead fixed my feet. That is her name, by the way,
• 1:07:46
  that's not just being racist. I said, Missleave mixed my face, fixed
• 1:07:50
  my feet spell Yeah, dog, Hey, who would you rather get your
• 1:07:59
  ass kicked by? Or Jackie chan Jackie Yeah cha cha. You guys are
• 1:08:05
  scared of jet Jill. He's like with some friend at Old Man now Okay,
• 1:08:10
  you didn't say that prime dog. All right, fine it is prime.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, Jackie. So really, Jelly is just not that scary to
• 1:08:18
  me. He's He's both scary. Jackie is not scary at all to me.
• 1:08:24
  But Jackie has so much fucking like martial arts, bro, Like,
• 1:08:27
  I didn't feel like I could laugh my way out of that one. All
• 1:08:31
  right? What about Jet Lee or or or Bruce Lee. Rather get my
• 1:08:35
  ass kicked by Jelly than Bruce Lee. Bruce looks like he'll definitely try to
• 1:08:41
  kill you. You killed me in one punch, That is true. That
• 1:08:44
  was a skinny ass food though, But like all those fucking how fast that
• 1:08:46
  fool? Is that fucking cut of muscle? Dude? Do you think to
• 1:08:53
  be that good you have to like start when you're a little kid. Huh,
• 1:08:57
  Yeah, you have to be abused. Didn't start with your kid for
• 1:08:59
  sure. Some type of trauma there, Nah, what if? I like,
• 1:09:02
  what if like trauma builds athletes certain kind of certain kind of things like
• 1:09:06
  that makes it It makes you kind of like want to fucking it makes you
• 1:09:10
  like I ain't gonna lie, like Zaber has talked about this. Two are
• 1:09:13
  like, yo, we have kids. Bre own. I'm like, I'm
• 1:09:16
  like, we're just we're just gonna sucking. Uh, just put them into
• 1:09:18
  sports. I was like, that way we can just you know, find
• 1:09:21
  out what sports between the ages of fucking like three to four, what they
• 1:09:26
  like and what you see they're kind of like cants at, and then just
• 1:09:27
  pushing for that. I'm hoping like your kid likes a fun sport, like
• 1:09:30
  you know, hopefully you don't get like a Magic Johnson kid, you know,
• 1:09:32
  or like you just get disappointed because you wanted to play basketball, but
• 1:09:35
  you know, like it kind of has to suck if you're like, yeah,
• 1:09:40
  like if you're like, dude, Magic Johnson doesn't even been soiss dude,
• 1:09:45
  dribble come on, he chose not to dribble. Yeah, but you
• 1:09:50
  can at least gotta be able to dribble, dude. The GABA like all
• 1:09:56
  the Messice kids. They don't have to go pro, but they gotta learn
• 1:09:58
  how to funk. David Beckham's kid don't how to play. They can play.
• 1:10:00
  I know, I know, I know he's would appreciate this, but
• 1:10:04
  so then, X do you expect your son to be slightly gay? Why
• 1:10:11
  would why would he expect them to because you said, like, you know,
• 1:10:15
  if an athlete has a kid, then that he's expected to be an
• 1:10:17
  athlete. So if somebody is gay, haw's a kid, like maybe it's
• 1:10:23
  like my maybe that was a brill joking, right, I thought it was
• 1:10:28
  hilarious. I don't know, there's like very like there's like one cousin that's
• 1:10:32
  gay. I got it, but it just didn't understand it at first.
• 1:10:35
  It was like, what the fuck is this puzzle? Yeah, I don't
• 1:10:40
  know. But by the way, I would want my kid to play whatever
• 1:10:43
  the fuck I did, all right, so pro, but I think it'd
• 1:10:45
  be nice to watch my dude basketball. This is how I would do a
• 1:10:49
  basketball player. Because you wanted to be a pro basketball player, you got
• 1:10:53
  you gotta do it. Bro, think if I am, if I played
• 1:10:55
  professional soccer player, I would want to when day see my kid playing soccer
• 1:10:58
  at the age of ten. I'm not saying he's gotta go pro. I
• 1:11:00
  would just see what starter Pokemon he would choose first, and then I would
• 1:11:02
  be like, yeah, yeah, Then I would then that's that's a big
• 1:11:08
  no. And then I would be like, if he chooses the water one,
• 1:11:10
  all right, we're gonna try swimming. All right. I was like,
• 1:11:13
  if he tries fire anything that requires you to be a fucking beast,
• 1:11:16
  you know what I mean, if you choes green dog. Yeah, he's
• 1:11:24
  a vegan. I was like, this was gonna complain about his rights and
• 1:11:26
  ship like this bro that he already has. Yeah, straight up, that's
• 1:11:31
  how you gotta do that. That's that would be my chance, depending on
• 1:11:34
  starter and chooses, depends your sport. That's hilarious. D g C.
• 1:11:38
  I a Will Smith's kid, thought, it's all making sense now that who
• 1:11:44
  hates his dad Smith? Yeah? Yeah, I feel like fucking hates his
• 1:11:48
  dad, like hard bro. Like I'm not gonna lie, bro, but
• 1:11:51
  like Will Smith just seems like he's a cool dad likes Will Smith. His
• 1:11:56
  wife don't like him. Did you see that video the one that talked about
• 1:11:59
  how like he's delusional about like the whole reason, like like his whole family
• 1:12:02
  is like, yo, we're just here to exist for Will's a perfect family
• 1:12:09
  in his head because like this is what he wanted. He just wanted the
• 1:12:11
  perfect family because he wanted to be that married man, because he in his
• 1:12:15
  head, married individuals are more successful in Hollywood. That that was his whole
• 1:12:21
  thing. So he wanted to have that all fucking great, fucking family and
• 1:12:27
  they're all fucking doing something type of shit been years ago. He was also
• 1:12:31
  like, I wish they would just be open about like out there open because
• 1:12:35
  years ago he was on jet skis over and over again with the same girl,
• 1:12:41
  like all up on each other. I remember when I was a kid,
• 1:12:43
  like it was open to the public, but people just shove stuff like
• 1:12:46
  that under the rug. Maybe I found some dirt on him getting jigguitted man.
• 1:12:56
  One of the best rappers to never cuss. Yeah, told you do
• 1:13:00
  some homework cook the Mike Exavier should have known from them that he was a
• 1:13:08
  lame cut is the album he tried to take it on. Not cuss.
• 1:13:12
  I mean he sold a lot of records, does not make him not lame.
• 1:13:15
  Not a cut dude. He saved us from aliens facts with Jeff Goldblum
• 1:13:19
  two times. He's not a legend, all right. He punched an alien
• 1:13:24
  in the face. Legend, can't be a legend. He saved us from
• 1:13:27
  aliens twice. Wife, he blew legend inside of it. You can't be
• 1:13:30
  a legend and let your friends, your son's friend, fuck your wife.
• 1:13:35
  That's not a llegend. So now I gotta send you the video all the
• 1:13:39
  breakdown. I saw the Patrick CC went on it, so I gotta have
• 1:13:42
  them surprise. You didn't see it, but you probably didn't click on it.
• 1:13:44
  But but we don't like them, like okay, but that one what
• 1:13:45
  makes sense? You should you should watch it. You should watch it.
• 1:13:48
  It really it really wasn't like he let this full fuck his wife or something
• 1:13:53
  like that. It just literally they weren't together. Bro, they get it
• 1:13:56
  the forest and don't live in the same house. Be a real fuck.
• 1:13:59
  It came down, it came It came down to the whole thing where he's
• 1:14:01
  like married man, fucking are more successful in Hollywood, and he still wanted
• 1:14:05
  to have that episode where he's that. Now tell him the booking. I
• 1:14:09
  mean, he probably can't book right now, but he all he needs.
• 1:14:13
  You know, there's gonna be millions of people if he did. All he
• 1:14:16
  needs is one more I am legend. Bitch, he's back. You're tripping
• 1:14:20
  they do Man in Black four, that's it, t me Jones. He's
• 1:14:24
  back, dude. I will give I'll give him this cred. I'll give
• 1:14:27
  him the credit though for will Smith, like there was a certain part of
• 1:14:30
  YouTube where like he was on it and he was actually making pretty good content
• 1:14:34
  even though I didn't like it. Oh, he was traveling that she was
• 1:14:38
  not like self righteous and ship. I'm like, dude, stop me self
• 1:14:40
  righteous, just do cool videos, please, And he was doing cool videos.
• 1:14:44
  And then something happened. Maybe it's the moves he was making, or
• 1:14:46
  maybe Uncle Field died. It was during that time where Jada was sucking that
• 1:14:50
  kid, well, that teen or whatnot. I don't know. I didn't
• 1:14:56
  know that Jada was the bitch and the nutty professor. Yeah, I didn't
• 1:14:59
  know the that was her, And then I googled it and then I was
• 1:15:01
  tight, I ain't gonna lie. That movie was fucking hilarious. I rewatched
• 1:15:05
  it and I'm like it was it was ahead of its fucking time. Like
• 1:15:09
  he was like, what you come over here, cletis home bitch at the
• 1:15:14
  USC village, Dude, I see that. I saw that ship at Universal
• 1:15:17
  and I just and I remember, I just remember, like that ship is
• 1:15:21
  fucking it's a pretty it's a well crafted film, and like what you be
• 1:15:25
  honest when you see Dave Chappelle as a comedian, that's dude, that's fucking
• 1:15:30
  wild. And then Eddie goes up there and he just fucking humiliates this food
• 1:15:35
  dog. And then you're just like, bro, these these two, these
• 1:15:40
  two are some of the fucking goats dog And I'm like, technically any moment
• 1:15:44
  Eddie would do that to Chappelle all day, hands down, I would who
• 1:15:48
  would you choose dog? Put up poll in the chat room, Chappelle or
• 1:15:51
  Eddie Murphy. Who's the better goat? What? Just who's funnier dog?
• 1:15:58
  Oh, I'll go Eddie Murphy dog dog? They both though you did come
• 1:16:09
  on there you go? Yeah, all right? But yeah, but but
• 1:16:20
  I don't know Eddie was more. I don't know, dude, Eddie still
• 1:16:24
  he still could do it though, like Dave Chappelle' stads long a long way
• 1:16:28
  to go. But I think just Eddie has more credibility from DC, though
• 1:16:32
  Dave Chapelle's from DC, so I shout out Dave Chappelle. Though I've seen
• 1:16:35
  Eddie Murphy once on the entrance of the freeway in the Maserati. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  like it's just I was. I was leaving gapling Ford. No, not
• 1:16:45
  gapling Ford, it's the one off the Roscoe entrance or whatever. I don't
• 1:16:48
  know. Right there on the four five and I was and then I just
• 1:16:51
  remember making it left and I was like, this guy over here looks like
• 1:16:55
  Eddie Murphy. And then I was like that is him, and he just
• 1:16:57
  smiled and fucking just drove off. Yeah, Like I was just LIKEE Murphy.
• 1:17:02
  I was like, that's motherfucker Eddie Murphy. He probably gets that all
• 1:17:06
  day every day. Yeah, I mean yeah, but we were talking about
• 1:17:10
  the Nutty Professor. That ship was fucking great. That movie movie was great.
• 1:17:14
  Remember he gets all fat and he starts walking around the city. Have
• 1:17:18
  you seen the Chris Rock movie. I think I Love my Wife? Uh,
• 1:17:23
  I think I hate my wife or something like that. I think I
• 1:17:25
  love my wife. I've seen that movie. I was crazy and he's like
• 1:17:27
  cheating on her, but he's like nah, he's kind of like wants too,
• 1:17:30
  but he's got a baby and he hates the fucking the married life.
• 1:17:31
  But he's like, Yo, this bitch is throwing it at me. That's
• 1:17:34
  yeah. That movie's fucking dope. I don't know why I thought about that,
• 1:17:38
  but he never was. I haven't seen that. And somebody says Chappelle
• 1:17:42
  looked like that food Blessing who used to play for LAFC and the Muddy Professor.
• 1:17:45
  He did like as a comedian, he did look like that food.
• 1:17:47
  That food plays for DC. Now I think talking ABOUTFC, what's up you
• 1:17:53
  ready? Yeah? But Dave Spell was another professor too. It's gonna be
• 1:17:56
  a it's gonna be a tough game, a tough game like I have.
• 1:18:00
  I have faith Dog all day, all day, Black and Gold. But
• 1:18:02
  it's like our boys have the work cut out from when's the twenty first.
• 1:18:06
  I'm still okay there there there was yesterday. So the players are back.
• 1:18:11
  Bone gots back, all the goalie's back. We don't know if they're gonna
• 1:18:15
  be ship. It's still a game, Dog, It's still don't But I'm
• 1:18:17
  saying we don't know that all of them are going to be back in time
• 1:18:19
  for that because the holiday break or whatever. But Jeffy saw Eddie Disneyland.
• 1:18:27
  That's tight, man. I just do you remember that fucking Steed was like
• 1:18:32
  give me another chance, please please? He gets on his knees in front
• 1:18:35
  of the club. Yeah, dude, that's that Ship was fucking a classic
• 1:18:40
  ass movie. Dog and Eddie played all those fucking black foods. Look good
• 1:18:44
  in that movie. She did look good in that movie. I did pretty
• 1:18:46
  well too, man checked. She acted like that fucking not what is it
• 1:18:50
  that bitch who really didn't want it, but she wanted it always? Yeah,
• 1:18:55
  straight up, she was fine that just wanted you to work for it.
• 1:18:58
  Yeah, she wanted you to work for us so she can feel wholesome
• 1:19:00
  about herself. Like, fuck you bitch, it's a fifty to fifty job.
• 1:19:04
  Just lit this. Yeah, do you agree? Is it a fifty
• 1:19:06
  to fifty job? Because I'm not saying nothing. Your chick has to keep
• 1:19:13
  you happy fifty percent, and you have to keep the effort right, you
• 1:19:15
  know what I'm saying. It has to be fifty fifty, like she has
• 1:19:17
  to make an effort at sometimes it'll be sixty forty, sometimes eighty twenty like
• 1:19:23
  sometimes, but for the most part of trying to keep it even fifty damn
• 1:19:27
  imagine you know he's on dude. My girlfriends also she takes cares no,
• 1:19:32
  no, no, no, she carries you a lot of what I'm saying.
• 1:19:34
  She's at the show selling March over there talking smoking and she's like,
• 1:19:39
  by this, by that, you're pull That's what I'm saying, Like I
• 1:19:42
  know it's at least fifty fifty on yours. But I see her like what
• 1:19:44
  I see. I don't know. Yeah, nohow you on your end,
• 1:19:45
  you do your thing that we don't see. But she puts in a lot
• 1:19:47
  on this, So I'm like, yo, that girl puts in the word
• 1:19:49
  that's just support I'm saying. I'm giving. I'm giving up to her.
• 1:19:54
  I don't know. I'm pretty sure you put it up. Yeah, no
• 1:19:57
  movie, and you don't post about That's what I mean. Yeah, that's
• 1:19:59
  what That's why I said. That's why I said. I was like,
• 1:20:00
  imagine, I don't get ninety ten. Yeah, I don't just give dick.
• 1:20:09
  That'd be nice because that's the ten dick and dinner. Yeah, no,
• 1:20:14
  you got you gotta be there for It's a job, bro, relationship
• 1:20:17
  is a job. That's the point. That's why marriage is low key,
• 1:20:20
  like I'm gonna get married. But marriage was billed as a contract because it
• 1:20:26
  is a job between two people. We're organizations technically like our social Security coming.
• 1:20:32
  Well, you don't have you know your I T number socially use yeah
• 1:20:40
  with Kwan's name on it. That's whose names? Yeah, that's your name.
• 1:20:45
  Okay, one day we have them on the podcast and we played the
• 1:20:49
  real slip shaties. What about an ex border patrol agent? What about it?
• 1:20:56
  Hey? George Price said, I look like a Border patrol agent them
• 1:21:00
  on the show. Oh yeah, that's true. Would you be comfortable with
• 1:21:03
  that? Dude? My ex father in law was not fall in love with
• 1:21:08
  text when I was. When I lived with the homegirl. Yeah, her
• 1:21:12
  dad was about super cool man. I would have stolen like a lot of
• 1:21:15
  his jackets. I went to border Portrajan I went to a border portrayed retirement
• 1:21:19
  party in the coke. That's was wild. Hey, bro, you need
• 1:21:25
  to write a book. I'm pretty sure the coke came from Mexico. Legend.
• 1:21:30
  Legend, you know, just for sure. You got about that one.
• 1:21:33
  I got invited to this patrion somebody. Somebody. Somebody said it's a
• 1:21:38
  contract you both signed. Yeah, yeah, there's a contract part. That's
• 1:21:43
  why. That's why you ever see those mad contracts in it. You got
• 1:21:48
  married civil right both? No, I did the whole know I'm saying,
• 1:21:53
  I'm saying no, but I know, But I'm saying, like you do.
• 1:21:55
  You know how like some fools go like to downtown here and they signed
• 1:21:57
  it done. Yeah, I would have not minded doing just the symbol.
• 1:22:00
  No, but like is that like is that like that what's the difference with
• 1:22:03
  that? Well, the difference is the ceremonial aspect to it. But for
• 1:22:09
  both you're saying and like, if you're like religious, then you know you
• 1:22:12
  sign into the true Did you sign a contract to ye for the Catholic Church?
• 1:22:15
  Yeah? Yeah? What if what if what they had a little deal
• 1:22:19
  worked out? What if they what what happens if like what Catholic Church?
• 1:22:25
  In some way? Sometimes not right now too? They just invited Like,
• 1:22:28
  man, yeah, it's respected the Catholic I don't disrespect. What if one
• 1:22:33
  day they just what if one day doesn't want to be Catholic anymore? Does
• 1:22:36
  that mean the sanctity of their marriage doesn't happen? Can you change if?
• 1:22:41
  Yeah? Exactly Catholic textically, but won't just married. Oh you just made
• 1:22:45
  a deal all right, But by heart I'm not Catholic because I'm like like
• 1:22:54
  like that would be kind of weird, like kids and be Catholic kind of.
• 1:22:58
  Yah, that's perfect. See, the craftic church is well, not
• 1:23:02
  the pope. The Pope, Pope Francis is getting his biggest poor collection,
• 1:23:06
  biggest porn collection and thrans teenage right now, guess what he just did.
• 1:23:13
  But he has a big poor collection. What did you say? The Vatican
• 1:23:15
  has the biggest porn collection ever of actual like paperwork. But where where we
• 1:23:21
  talked about this? Boys and ship? Yeah, like old playboys, like
• 1:23:25
  old playboys, not like playboys of like now they're talking about the old collection
• 1:23:28
  of like back in the fun when people used to drink off, like back
• 1:23:30
  in the day. Yeah, magazines, Well, I know, be jerking
• 1:23:33
  off since they could pull Yeah, exactly. You don't Yeah, you don't
• 1:23:36
  think Michaelangel, what happened to Michelangel? True? People fucking for Yeah,
• 1:23:44
  you're like, yeah, obviously I never thought of that, but I guess
• 1:23:46
  they had a lot of time on their hand. Yeah, exactly, probably
• 1:23:49
  exclusive. But Pope Franciscan is dick shooting right now because Vatican says, you
• 1:23:54
  can look the shut up New York Times. Vatican says transgender people can be
• 1:23:57
  baptized and become godparents. Now damn getting they kicked in. That's just all
• 1:24:02
  of the news. I was driving. I was driving you know, Mexicans,
• 1:24:04
  Mexican radio stations like yeah, because you that in the Spanish community.
• 1:24:12
  That ship's like yeah, because they hold the pope like fucking up there,
• 1:24:16
  like there's like old ladies that pictures of the pope, the old asshole grand
• 1:24:23
  fainted. The first depiction of masturbation came on the fourth millennium BC at a
• 1:24:31
  temple in the country of island of Malta. There you go, it was
• 1:24:38
  jerking on. They found out what that as soon as they just a little
• 1:24:42
  cold, little breeze past the hand went past it. He said he felt
• 1:24:45
  good. What was that? Let me do it again? What was the
• 1:24:47
  first ever drawn? I don't ship. That's that's important. That's important.
• 1:24:54
  It's a cave man pagning. Oh, this was a clay figurine. Sorry
• 1:24:57
  clay actually, Oh they put work into the hell. Yeah, they made
• 1:25:02
  sure he was going to be able to know what a real titty looked like.
• 1:25:05
  The ancient Sumerians had very relaxed and to the attitudes towards sex. So
• 1:25:12
  yeah, man, people have been bowing for a while. Hey, what
• 1:25:14
  does the pole say for the comedians? The pole says sixty percent. Dave
• 1:25:26
  Chappelle, he's more of the goat than Eddie Murphy. They're just saying that
• 1:25:30
  because that who left to Africa and gave up that money. Oh yeah,
• 1:25:34
  because he was gonna get fucking screwed. And Deve Chappelle's more our time area
• 1:25:38
  than Eddie. Yeah, is that's really what it is? Half? Yeah,
• 1:25:43
  I get yeah, I guess that it's it's it's a little bit of
• 1:25:45
  both. What's going on. Everybody actually want to see Eddie Murphy doing a
• 1:25:49
  special and then we'll sever drawn and I can't seem to fight it on the
• 1:25:51
  internet. Say it again, right, I would like Eddie Murphy to do
• 1:25:58
  to drop another special, man, Yeah, that would be nice. I'll
• 1:26:00
  be cool, man. I'm sure he can do it. I'll just put
• 1:26:03
  it this way. Eddie Murphy's specials are better than Dave chappelle specials I've ever
• 1:26:08
  been. I agree. I agree with that, like its actual stand up.
• 1:26:13
  Dave Chappelle would be opening Freddy Dave Sappe's doing stand up. I feel
• 1:26:16
  like it's more theatrical things. The new ones. He's more George Carlin.
• 1:26:20
  But if you go back to his old ones where he gets from Comedy Central,
• 1:26:24
  those are hilarious. Yeah, no, everybody, it's not Eddie Murphy.
• 1:26:28
  I agree, and it's not his specials. That's what a fifteen minute
• 1:26:32
  time. I don't know what you guys get. No comedians get up on
• 1:26:35
  there, but nice thirty thirty is big? Huh? What I mean?
• 1:26:42
  I was talking, I was talking to I was talking about this the other
• 1:26:44
  day. How's your special? Not at least gonna be forty five minutes?
• 1:26:47
  That is special for a fucking reason. At least give me an hour.
• 1:26:50
  Well, people used to do an hour and a half. Vicious Circle.
• 1:26:54
  That's long. It's like an hour and twenty minutes. Yeah, that's a
• 1:26:57
  special like you and then and then here's my thing. Stop calling I'm not
• 1:27:00
  I'm a nice sound like a hater because I'll probably never get one. But
• 1:27:02
  to me, as special is when it's like you mean, might never get
• 1:27:04
  one, you just fucking do it. Why do you gotta rely on definitely?
• 1:27:10
  That does I'm saying, HBO is a Netflix special? Is a special
• 1:27:13
  to me? HBO is a special to me? That's about to say,
• 1:27:15
  yeah, even I wasn't gonna hate on Netflix and be like I might never
• 1:27:17
  get one. I'm not saying it's not it's not a special, but it's
• 1:27:19
  not a special special to me? A special was it when it was on
• 1:27:21
  HBO, like George said. George was like, even if Netflix gave me
• 1:27:26
  more money, I would rather sell it to HBO knowing less people are gonna
• 1:27:29
  see it. But I'm on HBO. That's way better than having it on
• 1:27:34
  Netflix, and more people are gonna watch Netflix. One hundred percent more people
• 1:27:36
  have Netflix. How Felipe did it? Oh, Felipe went to HBO,
• 1:27:41
  right, hey, Philip has it? Yeah, but then you once what
• 1:27:44
  they they buy it for time to by licensing. Yeah, so that's smart
• 1:27:47
  though. Yeah, yeah, because the last time I checked for Philipe on
• 1:27:51
  HBO, I didn't see his name. But it's back. It's bad,
• 1:27:55
  that's all right, I gotta check it out. Yeah so you like but
• 1:27:59
  yeah yeah, Hey, so you think Tommy can drink a two liter not
• 1:28:04
  at once, not an animal, but you can drink the whole Okay,
• 1:28:09
  So like two hour XAB we don't talk on the mic today, what's going
• 1:28:14
  on with you? I'm gonna bring that microath anyways, thank you? And
• 1:28:20
  then, uh, I know, I think I think we should all have
• 1:28:23
  two leaders that day, see how much we can the most we can all
• 1:28:27
  drink. No, I'm not gonna put myself on that. Fine, dude,
• 1:28:30
  come on, you're you should not do that. It's just I just
• 1:28:33
  want Tommy to drink the two leader. Yeah, so you just you know
• 1:28:36
  you's gonna be the only animal in the circus. Yeah, come on,
• 1:28:42
  dog. I'm not saying we got compete, but let's see what's up.
• 1:28:44
  I'm down to fucking try. I'm not going to you don't need to drink
• 1:28:46
  a two liters of soda. Bro, Remember how we gotta get a full
• 1:28:49
  frenna. I'll be fine, skinny, mean, I'll be fun. Your
• 1:28:55
  stomach is not even ready for that. You start pissing carbonation. I drink
• 1:28:58
  a six bag, I drink. I can drink a packing about two days,
• 1:29:01
  thirty pack of two days. And you're talking about in two hours.
• 1:29:03
  You're gonn drink a leader. That's about two leaders. No, it's four
• 1:29:10
  leaders probably. I don't know. It's pretty smoky up in the way.
• 1:29:13
  That's why I said I don't have to finish. I don't know. I
• 1:29:15
  just feel fucked up letting Tommy act like he's the one with on the animal
• 1:29:18
  in the circus. Dude, I literally feel like Roger Tommy go go.
• 1:29:23
  He whipped his peacocks at you. He whipped his peacocks at you. But
• 1:29:27
  he has a peacocking, you know, And I'm not. Oh, no,
• 1:29:29
  I know Tommy's got me dog. I know Tommy's got me dog.
• 1:29:31
  Look at him. He's meant to drink ship. He's meant to eat ship
• 1:29:35
  and drink ship. Tommy looks like he rocks. Yeah, Oh my god,
• 1:29:40
  what his teeth fucked up? Oh you've never seen Tommy's teeth. I
• 1:29:43
  don't know who Tommy is. Oh, oh, dude, he's the homie
• 1:29:45
  and he he's the type of guy to use coke for mouthwashed. That's how
• 1:29:49
  fucked up teethought fuck mouthwashed. Yeah. I asked him if people lost,
• 1:29:55
  and he staid, I'm trying to get to it. Remember what he told
• 1:30:00
  me. He said he was working on Remember Remember what he said when I
• 1:30:03
  told him he was gonna die he was drinking that much soda? Shut up?
• 1:30:08
  And then he said chill. He was like, he told he stopped.
• 1:30:13
  He was like, why do you got to say that? He was
• 1:30:16
  like, I don't want to hear that stuff, dude, And I was
• 1:30:18
  like, what, but it reality, bro, bro, And then that
• 1:30:23
  for fucking said Heason. Now that for drink of sun case right after the
• 1:30:28
  orange soda. Yeah. I was just sucking around and Tommy, we love
• 1:30:30
  you. Come over here, come sing what is it? I want to
• 1:30:32
  get a tattooed? It was so vidy, dude, the best. Tommy
• 1:30:40
  is the best. Shout out tell me I ain't met you, but shout
• 1:30:43
  out. Hey we need to we need to do another another another podcast live
• 1:30:47
  again. Yeah. Yeah, that's like long over, long overdue January at
• 1:30:51
  the Post pizza. If we get to do what we need to do again,
• 1:30:56
  let's do it. Hey, they gotta they gotta that us get down.
• 1:31:00
  Yeah. Yeah, they'll let you throw a glass at the wall.
• 1:31:03
  I can take that. I can take that. Are you there when that
• 1:31:06
  happened? Yeah? Also, if you guys want to come hang out December
• 1:31:11
  sixteenth, Yeah you were there? Yeah yeah, oh yeah you left right
• 1:31:15
  before I think, But yeah, if you want to come hang out December
• 1:31:18
  sixteenth, we're having another pop up, hind and Hungry pop up going down
• 1:31:23
  in the city of Huntington Beach. If you want to be a vendor or
• 1:31:27
  if you just want to show up, it's going to be a pop up
• 1:31:29
  slash toy drive. So bring a toy. We're gonna be donating those to
• 1:31:31
  I think the children's hospital or the fire department. One of those two takes
• 1:31:35
  them and they give them to the kids who need them. So make sure
• 1:31:39
  you guys lighting up somebody's holiday. Come support small business. And of course
• 1:31:43
  we're gonna have some bomb ass vendors. I got some of my homies that
• 1:31:45
  are pulling up that air glass boors that will have their own booths. I
• 1:31:49
  will have the homie Dad Waxing Tony, He's gonna have a booth in the
• 1:31:53
  back with some flavors for you motherfuckers. Tommy is gonna be there as well.
• 1:31:58
  There I will be announcing the vendors in a bit. If you guys
• 1:32:00
  want to be a vendor, let me know you're gonna be selling Sea also
• 1:32:01
  with nah. I got a golf tournament that same weekend. I gotta with
• 1:32:06
  this company. You know, I got a lot of golfing I gotta do
• 1:32:09
  ye. Oh yeah. I was gonna say, like, how is that,
• 1:32:12
  dude? It's awesome, man, It's cool. It's one of those
• 1:32:14
  things where it's like, you know, people like us don't normally get in
• 1:32:16
  there, and I know, I was like a lot of Latin cultures are
• 1:32:21
  big in golf now, Like you got John Raum, he's from that doesn't
• 1:32:26
  even sound Lettin. He's from Spain. Yeah, but those are the people
• 1:32:32
  that came and fucked up. But but how do I how do I know
• 1:32:35
  this first name is really John Row? You know golf people. But anyways,
• 1:32:41
  it's just nice because it's cool. It's like, you know, you
• 1:32:44
  don't think you're gonna get to go to places and see things that you're never
• 1:32:46
  like where we get a lot of people from the brown community, you know
• 1:32:49
  what I mean, come from and then you meet so many people and now
• 1:32:53
  I'm like helping this company grow, about to not have to work ever again
• 1:32:58
  as long as it does what it does. I mean, at least work
• 1:32:59
  for this company and do what I love to do because I was an athlete.
• 1:33:02
  So it's like gives me another competition. I get to like, so
• 1:33:05
  are you just like modeling and promoting it or you are you a full ambassador
• 1:33:10
  program and everything like that? When and Golf Advisor program we set everybody up.
• 1:33:16
  If you if you're a golfer or anything like that and you're looking to
• 1:33:19
  get into that program as well, just hit me up on the Gram or
• 1:33:23
  head up, good boy golf. But we got we're everything. We got
• 1:33:27
  everything, like everything golf. We're not a golf clothing brand. We're a
• 1:33:30
  golf brand because honestly, I went to top golf bro and sucked. You're
• 1:33:36
  trying to hit it too hard. We're just trying to You're just trying to
• 1:33:40
  hit it too hard. That's most brought people a problem. And you think
• 1:33:44
  it's like a baseball on the ground and you come up and down instead of
• 1:33:49
  swinging around. You got to swing around your body and not just like come
• 1:33:55
  up and try to hit it. That's never gonna work up in there.
• 1:34:00
  And yeah, for real, that's what you'd have to do swing with.
• 1:34:02
  But it's hard. I'm not gonna lie. It's the hardest sport I've ever
• 1:34:04
  played. It's the hardest sport. That's kind of hard to believe because you're
• 1:34:09
  like naturally good at sports. Yeah, but they played football, so it's
• 1:34:11
  hard. I thought. I was like, I'm like, he's hit but
• 1:34:14
  he gets it by three hundred. I told him, I'm gonna tell me
• 1:34:16
  that you're getting but I but I told him, I was like, yeah,
• 1:34:19
  I was like, you know, we sho going into bowling, and
• 1:34:20
  he was like, yeah, I'm actually really nice at bowling too. I
• 1:34:23
  was like, man, there's is there anything you can't fucking do? Bro?
• 1:34:26
  Yeah, Andrew hates it. She's been golfing all her life and now
• 1:34:29
  I can. I've been golfing for two years and now I can beat here.
• 1:34:30
  I like, I've shot some crazy scores. Now I'm just I'm just
• 1:34:34
  one of those people like I can repeat a lot of things that I see,
• 1:34:39
  Like I'm good at replicating, and I try it for myself and if
• 1:34:43
  it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. But golf
• 1:34:45
  is the hardest sport. And I've wrestled growing up. People gonna hate you.
• 1:34:48
  I think you're capping right now. I sort of got it. I
• 1:34:50
  think you're capping right now. You're gonna tell me wrestling. People say that's
• 1:34:54
  the hardest port. Russians do. Wrestling the problem pull up, there's no
• 1:34:59
  way, Like you gotta run, people throw up, people throw up.
• 1:35:02
  I would I would start food, let people finish their sent Tommy, if
• 1:35:10
  I was to uh I, when I started wrestling, we would start I
• 1:35:14
  weight class one eighty nine and I would have to work my way down to
• 1:35:17
  one sixty in high school. Hard hard, it sucks. Bro. We
• 1:35:21
  would sit there, our coach would take ice you know, the thermostats that
• 1:35:26
  was in the classroom. They could barely touch it, would barely move the
• 1:35:30
  ac and or heat. They would take ice packs and and like tape them
• 1:35:34
  over the thermostats so it would say it was freezing. So would pump like
• 1:35:38
  a hundred degree. I've been through. I promise you I've been through.
• 1:35:43
  The Ringer and any wrestler they know if they've been through some like not eating
• 1:35:46
  at all, eating ice chips, just starting waists. Yes, rice cakes
• 1:35:50
  and peanut butter is all you could eat for like two weeks and ice chips.
• 1:35:55
  That's how you. That's how you. And I'm working out at the
• 1:35:59
  same time. Hard peanut butter sounds Golf is harder that that sounded so bad.
• 1:36:04
  Where golf you're like in your nice little suit, thinking a physical You're
• 1:36:09
  thinking a physical you think that's the only thing you're thinking of. Physical.
• 1:36:12
  Physically, I can get through that, and mentally I can get through that.
• 1:36:17
  I can do all that. Physically, I can get through golf.
• 1:36:20
  But mentally, if you hit one bad shot, your whole day could be
• 1:36:26
  over. If you stay on that bad shot that you have, that's not
• 1:36:29
  hard, I think because you're sitting in a cold ass thing, and that's
• 1:36:33
  harder than just just taking No, it sounds you can't. It sounds like
• 1:36:35
  you can't take it out. Can I ask you a question? Can you
• 1:36:39
  can you hit a pitching wedge shot from one hundred and twenty yards into the
• 1:36:43
  green? I don't try, okay, so then you don't know how hard
• 1:36:45
  it is. If you could do that, you would understand. How So,
• 1:36:51
  when we think of throwing a ball right, you don't think of it
• 1:36:55
  when you catch right. You don't think you just catch it or you throw
• 1:36:58
  it, just catch. But every time you swing a golf club, you
• 1:37:00
  have to think of the club face toting square, the club face coming through
• 1:37:04
  the right path as you're doing it at the same time, and it has
• 1:37:09
  to be perfect every step steph tone just texting me just so I could relate
• 1:37:14
  to this to you, Buenos dias, God not. Golf is the hardest
• 1:37:18
  sport. It is you against the course and it's just sitting there, my
• 1:37:23
  man, you know coming it's just sitting there. But I know, But
• 1:37:27
  then you can say that about any sport. That's by yourself. You can't
• 1:37:30
  say someone trying to kill you is not hard. You're to kill me danger.
• 1:37:34
  You're telling me golf is harder be could you missed the shot because you
• 1:37:38
  couldn't come golf every shot count. I would be so scared to get in
• 1:37:44
  to get in the ring with anybody than to go golf with you. To
• 1:37:46
  be honest with you, I would rather go off. I'd no, I'm
• 1:37:51
  saying i'd be I'd rather go golfing with you any day or fight anybody because
• 1:37:57
  that's hard, because that my life is in danger. That is those there
• 1:38:00
  are consequences. But you can't be good in God, but you're not good
• 1:38:02
  at it. That's why you're it's hard. I'm not saying it's not hard,
• 1:38:05
  but I'm not saying you're saying it's harder than these other sports. Harder
• 1:38:08
  on you could become a good fighter faster you can, but you could.
• 1:38:14
  You could become a better fighter faster than you could become a better golfer.
• 1:38:16
  Gotta listen to what he's really saying. He said that he's really good,
• 1:38:19
  but it's hard. I'm not really good quote unquote, I'm not really good.
• 1:38:23
  I'm just so that's that's what I'm thank But like, I can hit
• 1:38:26
  the green from one hundred and twenty yards out, and that's a hart.
• 1:38:29
  That's like the hardest shot, one of the hardest things to do consistently.
• 1:38:32
  If you look up the percentage right now on the PGA Tour, it's probably
• 1:38:36
  like sixty percent of the pros are hitting the green on a consistent basis.
• 1:38:42
  I don't do that. I'm not on that consistent basis, but that's still
• 1:38:45
  like, think about it a pro like I can do that once every six
• 1:38:49
  holes. I would love to have any problem here. And I mean,
• 1:38:53
  you tell him that if that's harder than jiu jitsu. Where you thinking?
• 1:38:56
  I think it's just like just thinking of physically Yeah, you're thinking that physically
• 1:39:00
  manding. You're thinking of a mental sport as in, like nobody, not
• 1:39:03
  a lot of people will. I think it would be like bullying. I
• 1:39:05
  think it would be in the same category as is extremely hard to Yeah,
• 1:39:10
  it is, bro you think, do you think, why the fuck do
• 1:39:12
  you think I go twice a week? I can strike. It's not that
• 1:39:15
  hard. Give the strike one strike? But can you do it? Soccer
• 1:39:21
  ball? And I know by the end of the day. You can't put
• 1:39:24
  that in and then and in that corner to do we angle with your foot.
• 1:39:27
  I'm nice at soccer. Person that's never played can't do that. A
• 1:39:30
  person that never played could score a goal faster than a person put it in
• 1:39:34
  the top angle and a recook put put it in the top angle with the
• 1:39:38
  free cook with the ball. You can give me a ball and I'll strike.
• 1:39:41
  I'll hit a strike. Then I can't go off. I'll give you
• 1:39:43
  that. I don't think I can be able to. Then you just proved
• 1:39:45
  my point. You just proved that. But it's not harder than actually like
• 1:39:48
  physically, like you just said, I couldn't do this, but I can
• 1:39:51
  do this and this they could, I think. But then the last thing
• 1:39:55
  you said was I don't think I could do You know how long it takes
• 1:39:58
  a black belt, bro? That ten years? Yeah that's hard. Yeah,
• 1:40:02
  that's to me, and your life is in danger. Look at Tiger
• 1:40:04
  Woods, the greatest, one of the greatest golfers, if not the greatest
• 1:40:09
  golfer in the world, and it's hard. You're not a good listener,
• 1:40:13
  bro. He's not saying he's like you're wrong, He's just saying that like,
• 1:40:15
  then he shouldn't even compare those sports they're told but he's done all of
• 1:40:18
  them though he started, but but he's like he's done all of them,
• 1:40:23
  so he can speak for himself, like for for all the ship that he's
• 1:40:27
  played, like you haven't played like nearly hit the sports. And I hit
• 1:40:30
  the ball. I was like, Okay, this is that hard, Like
• 1:40:35
  you were the top, Yeah, but you're not. I hit a hole
• 1:40:39
  in one in minigolf. It was so crazy. I almost got another free
• 1:40:43
  Okay, yeah, but it's so duld. Yeah, but it's not.
• 1:40:45
  I I even got a blowdout. The girl was like, yo, dude,
• 1:40:49
  that's it is not the Yeah, you're just speaking. You're just speaking
• 1:40:53
  out of your ass at this point. But like this next, like you
• 1:40:56
  know, Quinn Sarantino really good filmmaker, good films, but his movies on
• 1:41:00
  the technical mental aspect, it's so difficult. And he has a crew that
• 1:41:05
  he has to command every fucking day for twelve hours plus. That's hard,
• 1:41:13
  dude. And then you got all kinds of weather conditions, you know,
• 1:41:17
  that's just hard. That's hard. And the fact that somebody, look,
• 1:41:21
  Steph, doone keeps texting me and let me read this to you, because
• 1:41:25
  you think you upset him. I'm trying to go, that's what someone say,
• 1:41:30
  exactly. It's hard to hit a fucking ball hour. That's hard too,
• 1:41:33
  It's so hard baseball. Yeah, I hit a n that's hard.
• 1:41:38
  That's not as hard as hitting a golf shot, straight said. Every single
• 1:41:43
  shot in golf is unique to itself. You'll never hit the same shot twice
• 1:41:46
  ever. A round last anywhere between three and a half and five and a
• 1:41:49
  half hours. The hardest part is having stammina to last that long, both
• 1:41:55
  physically and most importantly mentally. Yo, dude, stephtone golf. Let's see
• 1:42:02
  what the step step. Let's go golfing. Definitely, if Sethon's going,
• 1:42:11
  I'm going. I don't even care if I make a fool myself, dude,
• 1:42:14
  but you've already done that. You're just gonna You're just gonna get us
• 1:42:16
  to hit you with the golf clubs. Bro, you want me to put
• 1:42:18
  on the po is golf the hardest sport in the whole wide world? No?
• 1:42:23
  Wow? That exactly all right? All right? Not the whole white
• 1:42:27
  or or or the hard or or whatever. Is golf harder than sports in
• 1:42:32
  the world Scuba down is gonna be pretty hard, dog Steph Curry and literally,
• 1:42:39
  like Travis Kelcey, all of these professional athletes say, golf. Michael
• 1:42:44
  Jordan. I don't even care for him that much, but Michael Jordan's said
• 1:42:49
  big Michael Jordan fan. He's an asshole. He just saved the NBA because
• 1:42:54
  the NBA needed somebody to put that kind of poster on playing against freaking like,
• 1:43:00
  are you kidding me? Yeah? Not for nothing. Michael Jordan comes
• 1:43:01
  across. He's a fucking asshole. I met when he was playing for the
• 1:43:04
  Wizards, and he was rude as ship. We were a church group and
• 1:43:08
  all the Wizards came out and signed all of our hats and everything, and
• 1:43:11
  Jordan said absolute literally absolutely not, but I'll talk for a couple of minutes,
• 1:43:15
  damn. And the whole team was busy. He's busy. He was
• 1:43:19
  talking with busy bro. We got shoes to pull out, he's got championships
• 1:43:24
  to win. I love how you guys want these folks to give you guys
• 1:43:26
  their pen their time and day be real is like in and out too,
• 1:43:28
  unless you're paying for it. Will Yeah, but he always gives somebody the
• 1:43:30
  time of the day, bro. Like he like, I've never seen be
• 1:43:32
  real a church group, bro. Yeah, like especially for the of a
• 1:43:36
  home game he was going to. That's some great things. I've also heard
• 1:43:40
  great stories of like him, like remember this about uh this, I made
• 1:43:43
  a million dollar shot at a game, missed it and that for Michael Jordan
• 1:43:47
  Gay up out of his pocket, gave that kid in the million doll That
• 1:43:50
  was a tax right off, tax or not tax dollars, tax right off,
• 1:43:56
  not a gift, tax right off. I didn't do it with love
• 1:43:59
  food. I appreciate, there's no love. It's bullshit. Not even mad
• 1:44:02
  that Fluffy had a kin Signario one hundred and fifty dollars for his dog and
• 1:44:05
  if it was attached, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, fifty thousand dollars
• 1:44:10
  for King Signerna for a dog that turned fifteen years old. I'm fucking done
• 1:44:15
  with people. You're starting to sound like Barts over here. Why are you
• 1:44:17
  so mad? Like what you are? You so angry today? I'm just
• 1:44:20
  talking passionate, passionate about golfs. I'm like, want to get maybe I'm
• 1:44:25
  get his point across too. If somebody asked somebody asked, do you sweat
• 1:44:28
  and golf? Yeah? What? It's ninety degrees outside? Are you kidding
• 1:44:32
  me? I'm people playing in Arizona like you're playing at the top. You're
• 1:44:34
  trying And then I never thought of it though, because you're just fucking sady
• 1:44:39
  ninety not gonna love. You're trying to hold an got this sweet. I'll
• 1:44:44
  be in the cart like this. I'm in the car like that too.
• 1:44:46
  But did I take the jay throwing down on the ground? Here my ball?
• 1:44:49
  Pick it back up? Come on, keep it moving, Come on?
• 1:44:53
  No, what's funny is I'm gonna be here saying it's easy, and
• 1:44:55
  then you guys can record me and saying, how look, how are you
• 1:44:57
  not easy? It is? I will you be like all right, I'll
• 1:44:59
  get I would come back and be like, all right, guys, mam
• 1:45:00
  bad. It's a little harder than I thought. You're gonna get so pissed
• 1:45:03
  off. I know, I'm so pissed, but I'm gonna try. I'm
• 1:45:06
  gonna listen to you. I'm can you throw out your back golf easily?
• 1:45:10
  Easy? Dogs your arms, you can see. That's what I'm scared to
• 1:45:14
  imagine me first, one weight he's got some weight behind him. That's true.
• 1:45:18
  But you swing easy, let the weight, swing the club, and
• 1:45:21
  you're just gonna pure it. I'm telling you. It's so it's it's hard
• 1:45:29
  to do consistently. Maybe I should have read that. To do and be
• 1:45:32
  good at consistently golf is the hardest. It's the same ship with bowling dog.
• 1:45:36
  I cannot do something more consistent. Okay, someone said this, Can
• 1:45:42
  you agree with this? It's easy to be a shitty golfer, but it's
• 1:45:45
  decent. But it's decent. It's it's hard as fuck to be decent.
• 1:45:48
  Yes, this way, I get what he's saying. But let's put it
• 1:45:53
  this way. Sixty of golfers will break No, sixty percent of golfers will
• 1:45:58
  break a hundred, which you the best scoring golf right, is like a
• 1:46:02
  sixty three, Like you want to get a sixty three, So a low's
• 1:46:05
  pro pro? Yes, you're in the pros. Just three hundred, Yes,
• 1:46:11
  that's like put it like that. That's like a perfect game almost like
• 1:46:15
  it's amazing. So then sixty percent of everybody that golfs will break one hundred.
• 1:46:21
  And this is the count of strokes you have. That's what that number
• 1:46:24
  is how many strokes it took. That's one hundred strokes. It's one hundred
• 1:46:27
  strokes it took somebody to get to get to the finish lines, to get
• 1:46:30
  to the fish, to the eighteen three last put one hundred strokes. Wat's
• 1:46:34
  this? What's this? Twenty percent of golfers in the world will actually break
• 1:46:41
  ninety sixty to twenty, and then about ten to thirteen percent will break actually
• 1:46:48
  break eighty. So to think about, we haven't even got the seventy or
• 1:46:54
  sixty. So that's how hard it is to be a consistent athlete in that
• 1:46:59
  sport. It's so hard to be the best at it. And the fact
• 1:47:01
  that Tiger did it for ten years solid is just like what people just don't
• 1:47:05
  realize how good it really is. Okay, here's the question. How well,
• 1:47:11
  let's say I get invited to a business golf meeting, like stephtones just
• 1:47:15
  texting me. He said, lowest scoring golf is fifty nine par Is usually
• 1:47:18
  seventy two. Ninety percent of golfers whenever break ninety. Okay, So all
• 1:47:23
  right, so okay, So here's here's the damn. That's why it's a
• 1:47:25
  big ass deal when Tiger Woods fucking does shit like that step calling it how?
• 1:47:29
  I said, damn oooh, that's just that to get ninety. That's
• 1:47:32
  like because now I see why. I fucking why every if you hit a
• 1:47:36
  three hundred at any bowling alley, they have a certain pin they give you
• 1:47:40
  and they'll fucking like they they fuck it's a big deal. Yeah, all
• 1:47:43
  right, So so I got a question. Okay, I gots how I
• 1:47:45
  get invited to a business meeting? Where do I have to hit to like
• 1:47:49
  kick it with the homies? Hit? What do you mean? Like?
• 1:47:51
  What number do I have to hit? Number? Like you told you said,
• 1:47:55
  these numbers one hundred, Like well, like, oh, if you
• 1:47:58
  beginning about means like like to to be able to kick it with you and
• 1:48:01
  to not not not lag them right, you're gonna be like yo, like
• 1:48:05
  yo, you gotta go. Let me. Let me tell you this thing.
• 1:48:08
  It's not about what you score when you're on the golf course. It's
• 1:48:11
  not about that. For like want everybody to get out there and have fun.
• 1:48:14
  So if you're gonna play bad golf, play bad golf fast. So
• 1:48:18
  if you take two hits and it's going nowhere, go pick your ball up
• 1:48:23
  and go drop it next to the best ball whoever hits some like A Really,
• 1:48:28
  I don't want to drag you along. Ste don't go along like bro
• 1:48:30
  step Don's gonna look at us and be like yo, like y'all lagging me.
• 1:48:33
  Just pick up your ball and just come on, let's go get up
• 1:48:36
  to the next shot. Try again. You know, I'm gonna slow us
• 1:48:39
  down a little bit. I'm not gonna lie, but it's gonna speed it
• 1:48:42
  up because you're not trying to hit sixteen shots trying to get up to feel
• 1:48:44
  you that because I'm like, yo, like if someone says sixty three and
• 1:48:46
  I gotta take one hundred and twenty, that's like double the time, and
• 1:48:49
  that person's gonna look at me and be like yo, like no, not
• 1:48:51
  golfing with you ever again. Definitely right, definitely. So then when one
• 1:48:55
  number can I kick it with the homies where it's like this guy cannot least
• 1:48:58
  hang, let's go. We don't mind nineties high ninety nineties, hig nineties
• 1:49:03
  hig nineties. You're just taking. You're just you're just having You're drinking some
• 1:49:09
  beers. It's taking. Yeah, you're having fun. And then if you're
• 1:49:13
  really trying to impress people, you're breaking ninety on a regular basis and you're
• 1:49:15
  in the eighties and if you're really like a stick golfer, your scoring in
• 1:49:19
  this all right? And then you work for a good boy, right mm
• 1:49:23
  hmm, what's that like? Let's say, don't talk, don't ask,
• 1:49:28
  because he is gonna be like you ask him, like what's the setup?
• 1:49:30
  And then he goes for the highest setup to start golfing when he's never golfed
• 1:49:32
  in his life. If you're just about to start, like I want the
• 1:49:35
  best exam, Yeah, I know, but sometimes give us more to try.
• 1:49:39
  Dude, you went in there with like you tried, you pulled once,
• 1:49:41
  and you were in Desert Valley buying eight poles. Dude, that's how
• 1:49:45
  you become fucking good and I'm becoming good. And then you were like,
• 1:49:48
  either way, I'm gonna sell him anyway, so it don't matter. And
• 1:49:50
  I was like, Toche, you are a hustler. But if you want
• 1:49:54
  to start golfing anyone, here's expensive. What's like the rundown? Do you
• 1:49:57
  have a promo code for the people? But like, what is a run?
• 1:50:00
  I mean? So, I mean, and you know what, I'm
• 1:50:01
  actually glad that you asked that because y'all know me when you first met me,
• 1:50:04
  I'm a big positive guys helped self motivating and stuff like that. So
• 1:50:10
  what I also did with golf is it helped me with a lot of my
• 1:50:12
  anxiety and stuff like that and just getting out there. And it was expensive,
• 1:50:15
  Like it is expensive. Not gonna lie it's expensive. It is.
• 1:50:17
  It is not for the cheap. But I have started working with a lot
• 1:50:21
  of brands how it just how it started with Good Boy Robbing, golf,
• 1:50:26
  alter clubs, a lot of companies that are cheaper. They're direct to consumer
• 1:50:30
  companies. So you can check me out on Instagram, but you can also
• 1:50:33
  check out these companies if you're looking for it. Like if you wanted to
• 1:50:35
  go get some good clubs that are gonna last you until you realize that you
• 1:50:40
  like it without spending sixteen to two thousand dollars, that's that's that's that's a
• 1:50:45
  nice setup. Two thousand, Like he's on one. If it's if you're
• 1:50:48
  talking about he's he's probably gonna spend like eighteen twenty three hundred dollars because he's
• 1:50:53
  gonna want to get him fitted because they're gonna tell him he can get him
• 1:50:56
  fitted, and then he's gonna be like yeah, and he's gonna want to
• 1:50:58
  get him fitted. He's gonna get clustomer then and then I got some Disney
• 1:51:00
  prints. Yeah, and they will. But no, you could get you
• 1:51:05
  could get a full nine set club everything you need in one bag and a
• 1:51:09
  bag for eight hundred bucks and it's thirty percent off right now at Robin Robin
• 1:51:15
  Clubs. They're awesome. They've got women's clubs and men's clubs. Alter also
• 1:51:19
  another company I have that I partner with that sends me. They are all
• 1:51:24
  my sponsors. The Altar there, they will fit all They'll have you do
• 1:51:29
  a quiz online and they'll fit you for your wedges and your putters and your
• 1:51:31
  drivers, and then you'll have e you'll have most of what you need and
• 1:51:35
  it won't even cost you that much. Like it's a third Yeah, gun
• 1:51:39
  shots fired, shots like Callaway and all them like this. You could buy
• 1:51:45
  something just as nice by foot Joy or Calaway or Titleist and it's gonna be
• 1:51:50
  ninety to one hundred and thirty bucks like this, bro, Like are you
• 1:51:54
  kidding me? We sell this for like fifty bucks, sixty bucks and it's
• 1:51:58
  the same stuff. So it's like all these there is people can get into
• 1:52:02
  this sport. You just have to look out there at the new brands that
• 1:52:06
  are coming out there. Don't buy you don't have to buy the top name
• 1:52:10
  brand stuff. Yeah, stephtone said, Steph tone said, no one cares
• 1:52:13
  about getting the huge score. Most important thing golfing is a piece of play.
• 1:52:17
  Told you all right? Then then then all right, because you know
• 1:52:20
  how you is. You don't want to dragon one along, come on out
• 1:52:23
  as I'm saying, like we could do an episode out there. Yeah,
• 1:52:26
  we can do it right. Yeah, it's hard, it's not bro.
• 1:52:30
  I was trash when I started. Bro, I was trash, I was
• 1:52:33
  garbage, but made it work. But shout out to everybody who tuned in
• 1:52:39
  this morning, A big shout out to you Brian for coming out, Uh
• 1:52:42
  joining us as always dog appreciate it, appreciate always loving here. You always
• 1:52:45
  show big love. Where can they follow you at for for all your golfing
• 1:52:50
  stuff and positive stuff. Yeah, you can follow me an Instagram. It's
• 1:52:53
  just my name Brian Athy uh two uh and that's on Instagram. It's on
• 1:52:58
  TikTok as well. Also, everybody go follow good boy golf, go show
• 1:53:02
  some love. We about to take over the game. We got a lounge.
• 1:53:05
  I got a lounge. We got memberships like you guys got like no,
• 1:53:12
  you got real simulators in there, like you hit the ball. It's
• 1:53:15
  right there in front of you. And if y'all want to do we could.
• 1:53:19
  They got a dope setup. We could do a whole episode in there
• 1:53:21
  and everything, and we could do some ship like that. He's trying to
• 1:53:26
  breathe right now. Yeah, bring him to We can do an episode.
• 1:53:30
  It'd be dope. Definitely. We can cook us some food too. We
• 1:53:31
  do whatever we want and chilling there. You know what I mean. It's
• 1:53:34
  it's pretty dope. Probably can't smoke in there, but we can do a
• 1:53:39
  little something. We'll figure it out. I probably can't. Actually we could
• 1:53:43
  dab it only. Yeah, we could dab it out. We could dab
• 1:53:45
  it out for sure, just because we got our store front right now.
• 1:53:47
  I feel you know, I know, yeah, but no, thank you
• 1:53:50
  for coming on. Yeah, I appreciate it. Appreciate it. Ray shout
• 1:53:53
  outs shout out to Brian as always coming through with the jams and positivity.
• 1:53:58
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  got something? You gotta show up and doing, bitch, I'm saying that
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  we have a list. We got like a list of with that I actually
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  want to do knocked up with all with you two guys who knocked up all
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  right? That's yeah, yeah, And then my wife. Yeah, you
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  guys, it's a good movie. That's good. It's good. And then
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  because he takes something agripill and it won't come down and they got to take
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  the blood out and that's that's always crazy. That scared me from taking viagral.
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  Yeah, I'm not doing that, my blood. He's working, not
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  yet. When you're eighty and stout working, you'll take it. Hit that
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  live bunch. Subscribe. We'll see you guys here Saturday. We got a
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  dope as a guest. Uh black belt, I think blue belt. He's
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  up there brown, but I don't know what belts they are. Is just
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  up there with the homies. He's a tent planet and he's a homies with
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  the prop and guy his brother brother. Yeah. So yeah, Saturday.
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  We're horrible doing descriptions for the guest, like everything but their name, like
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  yeah, but the first his name, but yeah. Shout out to Propen,
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  shout salute to all the stories that have been picking us up, and
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  thank you everybody who has been showing love toaking advantage of all the deals and
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  all the bogos that we have with the stores, the following stores where you
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  can follow or you can get some pro Pens yourself. You can get it
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  at go Global. Out Here in South LA you can get it Green Angel
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  eight one eight. You can also get it. And what is It Catalysts
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  Catalyst Hemmett, Catalyst Marino Valley, Catalyst Long Beach, and Catalyst Montabello.
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  If I'm not mistaken, and if it's not your if it's not your local
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  catalysts, make sure you tell your other catalysts. Hey, we need these
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  pends over here because they sell. And I will be doing PDAs as well
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  at all these places. So whenever, whenever I got time and I'm doing
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  these PDAs, I mean that I will show up. So show up with
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  you know well, I mean, I don't know if I'm allowed to smoke
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  in some of these places, but we usually smoke it up, but we
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  give away samples. We do a lot of stuff for you guys, So
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  please show up and thank you for the overwhelming amount of support. Shout out
• 1:56:53
  to my partner Vinnie and everybody who supports the Propen brand. What is It?
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  Also go to Flavorsbyzone dot com. There's a lot of new hoodies that
• 1:57:00
  I will be putting up there. I got Ray He's gonna be shooting them
• 1:57:04
  later on today. But yeah, I got these hoodies out there. There
• 1:57:08
  will be a discount code, so please look out for that. Look out
• 1:57:11
  in your emails there will be a discount code. Please register as well for
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  the High Hungry Toy Drive. It is a pop up, so come shop,
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  come eat, come smoke up, you know what I mean. Come
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  chill with us, you know, we we'll all be there. Some of
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  the homies will have booths there as well. If you want a booth,
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  let me know, just register for free, or you could get the VIP
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  bag. I will be getting the fun goals signed as well, so go
• 1:57:30
  to High Hungry Toy Drive dot event bright dot com. And also what am
• 1:57:34
  I forgetting? Go leave a comment on the George prest Stories episode with these
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  Oh yeah, shout out to George pees for giving me that vinyl, having
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  me on the show, and that dope ass jacket. I'm getting it customized
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  as well. There was one thing that I feel that I'm I was gonna
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  forget. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody, don't forget to you know,
• 1:57:53
  of course, everybody's gonna want to eat, but just take a moment.
• 1:57:56
  If you don't do it on a regular basis, and some of you
• 1:57:59
  guys wait till day to actually be thankful. But just take a look around
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  and be and uh and observe what you're thankful for it whether it's uh,
• 1:58:06
  you know, don't don't focus on what you're not thankful for, like what
• 1:58:11
  you don't have. Focus on what you do have. Because some people ain't
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  gonna be here next year. Some people are are going to be here next
• 1:58:17
  year. Some people you might not see him again, you know what I
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  mean, And life happens and all this shit. So be thankful for your
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  friends, your family, your pets, and you know, your job and
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  the fact that you're able to get by another day, because I feel sometimes
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  we take that for granted too much, and we don't appreciate the you know,
• 1:58:36
  even though I feel that they go by so fast, we don't appreciate
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  the daily blessings we get, whether you believe in God or not, And
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  shout out to God. See you guys, see you guys. In the
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