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OUTRO: History Lesson [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You high there or you podcast listeners.
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  Speaker 2: Just want to put a little disclaimer at the front
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  Speaker 2: of this podcast not suitable for children.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of buggery talk.
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  Speaker 3: There's a few topics touched on their buggery slavery, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of interesting facts I think you'll find, but there
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  Speaker 3: is probably just a little disclaim that needs to.
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  Speaker 1: Be head for all you bastards loving the Big Show
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  Speaker 4: I lost my watch fellas. I think I was moving
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  Speaker 4: staff today and I think it's been knocked off. My
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  Speaker 4: wrist really lost. Yeah, silvery one, you know the no
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  Speaker 4: not like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well actually that's so if you knock one thing, it
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  Speaker 3: could slide off, would I think.
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  Speaker 4: It would have knocked off. They're more inclined to knock
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  Speaker 4: off there with that and yeah right, yes, that's a bastard.
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  Speaker 4: That was a gift from we have. So see here
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  Speaker 4: we go, just go through the day hundreds maybe I
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  Speaker 4: got through the day and what I was out and
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  Speaker 4: about I got through down I said, I feel a
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  Speaker 4: bit naked on my wrists.
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  Speaker 1: Bastard's gone. Yeah, fuck fure.
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  Speaker 3: You go really great? Yeah, Michael, stop it, Jason, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: You're all g man?
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  Speaker 4: Came come on, absolute hor Come on, you've been a good,
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  Speaker 4: good story.
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  Speaker 1: But you're finished shooting.
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  Speaker 3: You're finishing your secret project. Yes, still done now.
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  Speaker 4: Actually like the Ellen DeGeneres of podcasting, because you're on
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  Speaker 4: episonas that you're really nice, that you put on this facade,
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  Speaker 4: but behind the scenes you're a bullying.
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  Speaker 1: Is that her? Is that her reputation? She's got no
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  Speaker 1: show anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that, Remember that there was a controversy. She's
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  Speaker 2: actually really horrible and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: How did that make you feel? I'm all g man,
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  Speaker 1: you respect that kind of behavior.
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  Speaker 4: It was weird for her to behave like that because
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  Speaker 4: of course she was a stand up comedian and she
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  Speaker 4: got a sitcom in the ninetieskezy huge sitcom. It was
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  Speaker 4: called Alan, Yes huge, it was massive. And then she
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  Speaker 4: insisted that a storyline, and rightly so, should be that
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  Speaker 4: she was coming out as gay. Yes, so she was
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  Speaker 4: coming out as gay in the real world and also
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  Speaker 4: as the character on the TV show because nobody knew,
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  Speaker 4: and instant cancelation, instant backlash from the public, instant cancelation
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  Speaker 4: of that show, and she was in the wilderness for
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  Speaker 4: about a decade before she got that talkback show. So
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  Speaker 4: funny that she could go through all that and still
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  Speaker 4: be a fucking bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what does she doing?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe during and resentment because she was being honest and
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  Speaker 2: open about who she was and they went, we don't
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  Speaker 2: want you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so she had a reason for being angry.
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  Speaker 4: But that would be about that. But then she has
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  Speaker 4: huge success with the talk show. You think she'd be like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they welcome me back as me, yes, And also
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be nice to everyone becaucause I know what
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  Speaker 3: it's like. It's horrible. You would think so for some people.
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  Speaker 3: And I used to have my first ever manager in
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  Speaker 3: radio was like this one.
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  Speaker 1: I was an intern.
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  Speaker 3: He had a shit internship, and so his thing was
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  Speaker 3: he wanted every intern to.
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  Speaker 1: Be shin shurn ship a ship in shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was a prick. Right, they do that.
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  Speaker 4: So I got school, wasn't it as well? You give
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  Speaker 4: the third formers and what do you call those new entrants? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: third formers, but they call it something where you just
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  Speaker 4: hammer them because the new kids at school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: You should talk about her being canceled. Because we were
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  Speaker 2: watching the show last night, my wife and I, and
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  Speaker 2: it was at a certain I was in the eighteen
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  Speaker 2: eighties or something like that, and how homosexuals were discriminated
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  Speaker 2: against and and all these people, and my wife and
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  Speaker 2: I were reflecting about how much it's changed nineteen eighty,
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  Speaker 2: you know, back in the god yeah dark you know,
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  Speaker 2: and people thrown in prison, and you know, you're great
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  Speaker 2: like Oscar Wild, etcetera. What about It's quite an extraordinary
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  Speaker 2: thing to think about that you are a homosexual and
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  Speaker 2: that you can't come out and say, hey, I'm gay.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's all g What about Alan Shearing?
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  Speaker 1: Who Alan Shearing? Are you saying sharing?
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  Speaker 3: Alan Shearing?
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  Speaker 1: Meaning? Yeah? Allen Turing? Yeah? Who's that?
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  Speaker 3: He tracks the Enigma code? Remember, played by Egg Benedict's
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  Speaker 3: Cucumber Patch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes?
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  Speaker 3: And then he was he came out and what happened
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  Speaker 3: is his flat got robbed, and whilst telling the police
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  Speaker 3: what happened, he had accidently admitted that he was living
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  Speaker 3: there with his partner, who was a man, and then,
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  Speaker 3: rather than solving the issue, they basically arrested him and
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  Speaker 3: he was charged with.
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  Speaker 1: Indecent public in decency or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: And then he had a year of being forcefully and
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  Speaker 3: acted with estrogen chemical castration which made him grow breasts
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  Speaker 3: and sterile.
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  Speaker 1: But there was also just because you were just charged
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  Speaker 1: with being a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but that was in the fifties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember of the war. Yeah, the war.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I said that, I was like, that's
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  Speaker 3: not what he did. But he helped cut approximately two years.
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  Speaker 1: Ago, that's right. Well yeah, yes, right, the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on radio Hiarchy,
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  Speaker 3: remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: And then there was also what's the other thing that
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  Speaker 4: was illegal? Anal you get, you get you go to
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  Speaker 4: jail for the old bagger and that was illegal in
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  Speaker 4: New Zealand up until around about nineteen eighty seven or something.
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  Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and being a gay, et cetera. New Zealand wasn't
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  Speaker 4: ready businessman, well exactly what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do in your bed? And keyesy is able
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  Speaker 1: to you mane efference to me, Thanks you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean obviously what.
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  Speaker 5: You do is a little bit you know, it's weird.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, but I mean I don't illegal. I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't lock you out. Yeah, I mean, I mean I
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  Speaker 5: ostracize you. It would almost be illegal.
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  Speaker 3: I would have thought, but yeah, what I do in
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  Speaker 3: my bedroom is currently illegal?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what is it? I don't want it. You got animals.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to animals. I don't want to shame
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  Speaker 1: you keysy, No anymore? I don't you. You do you
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  Speaker 1: in the bedroom?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: I quite often do?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you do your basic criminalize in nineteen
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  Speaker 4: eighty six in New Zealand, what buggery homosexuality? It was
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  Speaker 4: illegal to be gay in New Zealand in nineteen eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: How terrible to having to live your life like that
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  Speaker 2: day and go because you.
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  Speaker 1: Can't say that anymore? Was nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: There's never been anything wrong with it, and now society agrees.
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  Speaker 4: And you're saying, Mike, terrible to live your life like that.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is how terrible to have to let
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  Speaker 2: that the law says that who you are is not acceptable?
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  Speaker 1: Correctly?
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  Speaker 3: Who gives a shit? But the funny thing is, did
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  Speaker 3: you know that? It's not funny? But I think it's
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  Speaker 3: in the UK, but it is not. When do you
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  Speaker 3: think owning a slave became illegal in the UK.
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  Speaker 2: In the UK, owning a slave, yeah, a sex slave
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  Speaker 2: or slave.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I guess a slave you might do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably quite recent, i'd imagine.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was in two thousand and something, right,
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  Speaker 3: so they like got rid of it, but there was
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  Speaker 3: no law saying you couldn't own a slave. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 3: sure I'm going to have to google it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to, and I've got it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you've just reminded me of something I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: do on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, I have a six slave.
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  Speaker 3: Being a horror of a mood.
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  Speaker 1: It's along those lines there, Magi.
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  Speaker 4: Slavery became unenforceable on UK soil in seventeen seventy two.
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  Speaker 4: Slave trade was abolished in eighteen o seven and in
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  Speaker 4: most of the Empire in eighteen thirty three.
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  Speaker 3: It officially became illegal to own a slave in the
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  Speaker 3: UK April sixth twenty ten with the passage of the
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  Speaker 3: Anti Slavery Acts twenty ten, so it was outlawed, et cetera.
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  Speaker 3: But it was never a law you couldn't own a
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  Speaker 3: slave until twenty ten.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, how fuck does that good? With that? I mean
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  Speaker 1: buggery in terms of buggery? Is it? Is it just
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  Speaker 1: any anal sex?
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  Speaker 2: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: Or is looking at me directly? Any anal sex?
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  Speaker 5: Wall?
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  Speaker 3: How many auses do is that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I see, I mean between male and female?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think it was sort of you know, saved
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  Speaker 4: under the carpet if it was female male.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, define buggery.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get pinged by the bloody no, as
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  Speaker 3: you should be.
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  Speaker 1: Course.
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  Speaker 3: Um, it doesn't say anything about it's just anal it's
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  Speaker 3: just in general.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it's anything.
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  Speaker 3: So only one doing it is Yeah, why are you
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  Speaker 3: trying to find a loophole?
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  Speaker 1: Is doing technically buggery? God? It's a good word though,
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  Speaker 1: don't you.
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  Speaker 4: Think they replied to anyone? But it was the buggery one.
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  Speaker 4: So of course in the United Kingdom, and you remember
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  Speaker 4: this Jase under the Buggery Act of fifteen thirty three,
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  Speaker 4: without a word of life fifteen thirty three worried about
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  Speaker 4: the buggery and later the Offenses against the Person Act.
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  Speaker 4: Buggery was to find theirs anal intercourse between a man
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  Speaker 4: and a man or a man and a woman, but
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  Speaker 4: so legally it covered any person, but in practice all
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  Speaker 4: prosecutions were against men.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, because.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's why I asked a question, because I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is it only deemed buggery if it's between men?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but it must be buggery in general across the board,
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  Speaker 4: but only enforced as it was regardless of perversion. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: but between men.
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  Speaker 1: Need to put a disclaimer on this one. I think
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  Speaker 1: by children, it's it's fair factory. It's a factory. It's
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  Speaker 1: fat factory of filth. We're working with.
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  Speaker 3: Old Pugs is in there, working on the next Reburgers. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: he's given a death and now he's he's spotted us
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  Speaker 3: listening to him.
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  Speaker 1: He's gotten all sheepish. That's just I think he's washed
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  Speaker 1: us here today. So it's gone all buffy. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking about us sheepish. Got him? Feels like it should
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  Speaker 1: be a Thursday or Friday? Fuck? Is you roll your eyes?
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  Speaker 2: Actually texted my wife feels like it feels like today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like we should be on holiday now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you feel like feels feels soon? Mate? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: One month. I'm all good because what have we got
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  Speaker 1: going up? Can we go through that?
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  Speaker 4: We've got golf day tomorrowrely Cauncers really.
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  Speaker 3: Great Chasing the Fox in three weeks time, on the twelfth,
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  Speaker 3: and then that final week, which be pretty chill. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it's pretty chill from here on out.
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  Speaker 1: Their final week will be pretty chill.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah. December is going to be good, and
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  Speaker 4: that's going to be Monday. That's right, December.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be so hot. Let's agree to record a little
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  Speaker 3: disclaimer at the end of this, which will be at
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  Speaker 3: the front of the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it, all right.
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