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National Chicken WAAAANNGGG Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.29.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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up. What's happening? It is Hop -A -Day. And
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I hope all your dreams come true and that you
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get your rocks off tonight. And now, back to
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the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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97 .7. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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three, go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,
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you know you like. Door is closing. Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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With Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now,
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now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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going to start. Okay, we're here. All right.
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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's
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Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh,
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yeah. My frickin' inbox blew up. Let's go over
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those messages. So I did the rant few days ago
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about how the WNBA is very ungrateful about Caitlyn
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Clark. And someone comments, yeah, real smart
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to kill your golden goose just for spite and
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envy. That's a good plan long term for a failing
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league. I also discussed. I posted a picture
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that said the best part of my childhood was not
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having back pain. And someone commented, Steve
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Pulaski, stove, from Dubuque, Iowa, the morning
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radio host out there and film critic, and said
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5A with arthritis in my spine. I literally feel
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your pain, my friend. Also, radio legend Dale
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Dudley. commented on my picture of me and Steve
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Dahl when I interviewed him and said, legend,
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I owe a lot to that show. I would get bootleg
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copies. Mm -hmm. By the way, I feel like what
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we got to do, we're not going to play too much
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of it, but I'm obsessed with this AI song. It's
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so freaking cloudy in Florida. Oh, yeah. Look
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out this window. The hell is going on? Driving
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me nuts. Yeah. I got it. See ya. I'm telling
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you, this has been one of the cloudiest stars
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ever. You would literally think you're in Seattle.
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I just love this song. It's kind of like Rusty
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Cage. It's like an AI Rusty Cage. But we're not
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going to live in the past because I made that
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song two days ago. Let's see what's going on
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in the room. Instagram. I spend my free time.
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When I'm not on dating apps looking for these
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clips and then I share them with you by saving
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them on my Google Docs. Unfortunately, good people
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can still lose in a relationship. A woman can
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destroy her family. Yeah, they often do. For
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their midlife currencies. Her happiness. While
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a man can destroy his happiness. For his family.
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Yeah, it's never good. A man can do everything
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right. Protect his relationship. And he'll still
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get screwed over. But I think the same could
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be said for women. They could do all the right
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things. And the man could still screw over. 8
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-5 -6. 49 Hoppy. Women can't do casual sex. Women
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can't and shouldn't have casual sex. I'm so sick
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of these freaking bloggers trying to C -block
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us. Again, if a woman wants to have sex, let
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them. Life's short and it's pleasurable. Here's
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why. Ladies, your body doesn't do casual. It
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doesn't do transactions. It should, though it
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feels so good. Why not? It does bonding. Yes.
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Is that hot time? Biologically, every single
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time you're physically intimate, your brain releases
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oxytocin, which is the same hormone that slams
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a mother into irreversible love. Oh, yeah, whatever.
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I'm just tired. I'm not saying you should have
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sex after every date. But, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, if the vibe is there and you're
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feeling it out and you honestly want to feel
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it out, as long as you're having a safe time,
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excellent. Good. It feels good. The drive home's
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nice. It is now your job to protect yourself.
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Your partner from other people. You know what?
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It's not your job to protect your partner from
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the attention of other men or women. Yeah, it's
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kind of funny when you got a hot ass girlfriend
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in the clubs checking them out. Or at Pride.
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You should not have to monitor every conversation,
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question every friendship, or compete for the
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place they promised was yours. Their loyalty
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is their responsibility. Whatever. I feel like
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people are overthinking dating. You look at the
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freaking boomers. They seem pretty happy. This
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dirty, rotten moron. Azealia Banks tells DJ Vlad
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that A $AP Rocky is the worst rapper of all time.
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I think he's one of the most underrated rappers.
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God of symphony, peso. He's got a lot of bangers.
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What does this broad have? Because DJ Vlad tweeted
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out who's the worst rapper and she said A $AP
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Rocky. She's just mad he probably didn't want
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to bang her. And this just in. He has had sex.
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Here's Hilary Duff talking about creepy interviews
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in the past. People ask me like when I lost my
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virginity. Like that's not cool. Yeah, it's kind
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of weird when you look back. But the 2000s was
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the 2000s. I see that. Yes. In interviews. Yeah.
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Like professional ones, not like this one, but
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like a real, like official. Yeah. God, you know,
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she's good in bed and you know, she brings it.
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I unfortunately would last like two minutes.
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Um, here's a spoiled wife. You're so spoiled.
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You're so spoiled. How do you get everything
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you want out of your husband? I use my body.
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I use my body and my mouth. Pretty regularly.
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Yeah, it's the way to our hearts. Happy, real
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happy about it. Yeah, it feels good. It feels
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good to be wanted, man. It's a nice feeling.
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But yeah, I don't wear a bra a lot. That works.
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Oh, yeah. If I had the disposable income to be
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this woman's sugar daddy. Mm -hmm. Same. There
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you go. She's pretty hot. Yeah, it's pretty,
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pretty fun. No, we got to overthink it. Here's
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Will Ferrell talking about when someone said
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he's no Larry David. I did have this amazing
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experience. It's weird how he looks like that
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other rock star, dude. I was at a restaurant.
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I was walking to the bathroom and I just happened
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to be in lockstep with this. Whatever. I know
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some people are like, I'm going to want to hear
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that. I'm bored. If I'm bored, you're bored.
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Here is my homie, Mike Cannon, who I was on a
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cruise with. To be in my Celtics cruising, he
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gave me a whole edible and I had the worst high
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panic attack of my life. Here he is talking about
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Gen Z social issues. Made more difficult by your
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talking. What grade were you in during COVID?
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That's my go -to question. I'm realizing, like,
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I got frustrated with people for a really long
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time. And I was like, why is everybody the worst
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fucking socialized? Like, they don't have, like,
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what's happening? And then I realized everybody
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got, like, mandatory autism. From being quarantined
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for... I mean, actually, you were in Texas. You
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have no excuse. Hey, he's a funny dude. He was
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the funniest guy on the cruise. Much funnier
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than Robert Kelly. You guys were outside in the
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fucking sun playing with each other. Calling
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us a bunch of hysterics. Yeah, I love my kid.
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That's my dog. Got me a little too high, but...
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I remember I was at the dinner table. And at
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attention, snap! Known as Robert Kelly was like,
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I don't want to smoke. I don't want to sing Kelly
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Clarkson right now. And then there was these
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frat boys next to our table. They're like, we're
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going to sing Kelly Clarkson. So everyone's singing
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since she'd been gone. And Kelp is streaming
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it to thousands of followers. And I'm sitting
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there getting stoned by the minute. And I'm trying
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to cut my steak dinner. And it's not working.
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And he zooms in on me and my eyes, I look so
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squinty. So then I went back to my room. I was
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in the elevator and I'm overlooking the whole
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freaking boat. And I see this older couple, like
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80 years old, look like characters out of Squid
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Billies. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm looking
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at my mortality. So then I had a panic attack
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and then the electricity went out and water was
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gone on my balcony. It was no good. I literally
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thought I was going to die. Why are young women
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choosing older men? Why are young women attracted
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to older men? It goes deeper than you think.
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It is not because they're broken gold diggers
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or being manipulative. It is because older men
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activate something that younger men haven't developed
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yet. Young women bring youth, beauty, curiosity,
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softness. Older men bring experience, confidence,
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emotional control. Yeah, stuff with the emotional
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control. When the younger woman gets mad, it's
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kind of like... Now, when I say this, I don't
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even want to make the analogy, but I'm too far
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deep. Because if I make an analogy to Floyd Mayweather
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in a boxing match, you're going to think I'm
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talking about hitting a woman. No, no, no. When
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you're in an argument with a woman, all you got
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to do is be like, Floyd Mayweather, where you
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dance? That's a terrible analogy. I don't even
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know why I thought it. I talk about that a lot,
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though. When people throw insults at me, I'll
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just be like, okay. I just dance around like
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Floyd Mayweather. But it probably wasn't the
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best analogy, so we're going to pretend I didn't
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do it. We're going to awkwardly move on. That's
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how I feel. That was also the sound of some car
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crash that just happened in Tampa. What is the
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sexiest thing a man can do? The sexiest thing
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a man can do has nothing to do with his looks.
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It's not his height, not his money, not his muscles.
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It's the way he makes a woman feel safe. Yeah,
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they want to feel safe. They want to feel like
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they're taking care of. And that's what Happy
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Papi provides. I provide all the good feelings.
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Narcissists don't pick people for love. They
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pick them for status and image. I saw someone
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ask in the comments, how did their ex go from
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making promises to them to instantly going to
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play house with someone new? And I know you're
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sitting there trying to make it make sense. How
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do they go from living a whole life with you
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and telling you that they love you and they're
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never going anywhere to discarding you overnight
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and within a few short months they're already
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living with someone new, running a business together
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and telling everyone that that's their soulmate.
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They act like you never existed. But here's the
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truth. They didn't change. They just flipped
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a switch. Yeah, I've had that happen. It's so
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cliche to go, oh, my ex is a narcissist. I don't
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think my ex is a narcissist. I just think they're
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the worst. But the radio morning shows are worth
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another textbook narcissist. They're all a bunch
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of nerds from the 1980s. They got a cool job
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in the 90s. They're like BoJack Horseman. What's
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going on with Jebediah? My girl. Women are attracted
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to those. Become a man who has options and you
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won't possess traits that repel women. I'll be
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honest. When I appear to have options, that's
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when I get laid. But there's this term called
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one -itis where you think this one girl is it.
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Whenever I have one -itis, it's no good. It often
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screws me over. It often gets me in trouble.
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Right, because clingy and needy, what does that
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scream? I can't get any other women. I agree.
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I think at the very point, it's something I work
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on. I have this realization when I'm talking
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to women that at any point, they could stop talking
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to me. When you go in with that mindset, you
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really appreciate the moment. You could be vibing
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with a girl hanging out. But also, you know what
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could happen? The fact that you just stop talking
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to you. I don't know. And just, you know, okay.
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Nice, nice talking to you. Interesting chat.
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Adrian Broner smoked weed with his brother and
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just got released from prison. Yeah, his brother,
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not Brunter. His brother looked really rough.
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Which made me wonder if he was exploiting him.
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What are the signs that women are looking for
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in a green flag and a man? These are signs that
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you are a walking green flag to women. And if
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you want to know what qualities women actually
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look for in men, I suggest you hit that follow
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button. Oh, that's so annoying. If your content's
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good enough, we don't need to be told. Check
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out the link in the bio. Shut up and get to the
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point. You can see more videos like this. One,
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you're emotionally aware. Yeah, it's a good thing
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to be aware of your emotions. You can read the
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room, you can know when someone's off, and you
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can stay calm when taking care of stressful situations.
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That's called that dead energy. Two, you prioritize
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your people. Yeah, you gotta watch out for your
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homies. If you start banging on a girl, you gotta
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make sure that you don't choose is the hoes before
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the bros. Whether it's your family or close friends,
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you're consistently the person they know they
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can count on. Whatever. They can count on me
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all night. I'm going to pound them. Although,
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even though I have a vasectomy, I do not last
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as long. It's very annoying. I'm sorry. Where's
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the Kleenex? I saw this video. It just really,
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really cracked me up. I don't know if you can
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tell by me laughing at myself. There's a video
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about women peeing in random places. I have a
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story for you. There was this girl. Her name
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was Kimberly. She was very hot, had a great rack,
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terrible personality, spoiled brat from New Haven,
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Connecticut, just coming out of a divorce. And
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we're parking in the AMC parking lot at AMC in
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downtown St. Pete. That's why it's called the
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AMC parking lot. I believe it's more sundial,
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to be exact. And we're on like the third or fourth
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floor. She goes, I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I'm
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like, well, we're right down the block from Pelican
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Pub. She's like, no, I gotta pee. I gotta pee.
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So she lifts up her skirt, had no panties in,
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and just starts peeing. And I was like, there
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I go. but man did she bring the ruckus that night
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i swear guys get drunk and just pee in the weirdest
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places oh i thought it was women pee in the weirdest
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places they do too i know so many girls where
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their boyfriend like had an accident in their
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bed uh so okay this video was actually reversed
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what i was talking about but it can happen with
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both genders A lot of time during the day when
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I'm looking for videos to talk about, I don't
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have time to watch it. And then it's something
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I learned from my former boss, Tom Bernard, radio
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legend. Now, I think he was doing it because
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he just didn't want to read things before the
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show. But he said he loved reading and hearing
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news for the first time on the show because he
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felt like he was learning with his audience.
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And I take that. Here's how you respond to disrespect.
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When someone disrespects you in front of others,
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don't match their energy. Own the room with my
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three -step power response. Number one is your
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body language. So you're going to sit or stand
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tall. Make eye contact. Don't flinch. Your stillness
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is louder than their words. Number two is your
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tone. Keep it calm, cool, and controlled. Think
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low, steady voice that doesn't rise to meet the
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chaos. I go, okay. I used to kind of respond
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and talk to people. Now I go, okay, cool. 856
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-49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Jason Bateman
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said he almost left Hollywood with a duffel bag
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of money. I'm sure that money was claimed by
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the IRS. Could your relationship benefit from
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one hour of uninterrupted connection? This one
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small habit will change your relationship. Pick
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a time and put the phone down. You gotta not.
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Every single day for one hour. Not because your
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phone is evil, but because your partner can read
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you. I do try to limit my screen time and not
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always be on. It's not healthy in the club. Here's
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50 Cent talking about dominating TV. What you
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did in music, you're starting to do in the television.
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Yeah! Power's the queen! this show with the power
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and all the power uh spinoffs and now violent
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what is it that you're seeing in this genre that
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makes you want to continue well it's a big gap
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it's like as far as diversity is concerned you
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know like so it's plenty you know i mean Hey,
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love, Stevie. I'm embraced with open arms from
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like Tyler Perry and other talent. Yeah, you
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don't want to be associated with that loser.
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Pack a few guys out there. He's doing his thing
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now. I'm 50, I said. When I'm 50, I said. I told
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him. I said, you're 50. I said, hey, man, I'm
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a huge fan. I had all your CDs and you're on.
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He goes, thanks, dude. I go, Power's my favorite
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show. He took the picture and he goes, well,
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that's good because I got more coming up. That
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was cool. Meaning 50 Cent. Even though I was
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with Beasley Media Group, I snuck with Cox Media
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and man, saw some of my old coworkers. That Tuesday,
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Kelton released an unflattering selfie of me.
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which are hard to find because I'm always flat
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array locking. Hey, so handsome. Can you cheat
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and still be in love? The other part of cheating.
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Well, not cheating, but they've allowed them
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to just quietly go. I've had a lot of people
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who come in and say to me, he had a bunch of
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affairs over the years and I just let it go.
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Like she had a bunch of us. Yeah. I think it's
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a lot of times to wear in a relationship. I've
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seen it with morning radio. They're in a relationship
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and they're afraid to get out of it. And then
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they don't know what to do. Mm -hmm. Fairs over
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the years, and we didn't make an issue of it.
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Yeah, really. And see, just the fact that you,
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and it's understandable, I'm not, whatever. Honestly,
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when women are talking about dating, it's a lot
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better than when these men are. Mm -hmm. It's
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like what Ian Beckles one time told me. I prefer
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the presence of a woman over a man. Mm -hmm.
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I assure you do, Ian Beckles. Neon explains his
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relationship about his relationship with Iggy
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Azalea to Logan Paul. That's what I'm trying
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to say. He gives an inside look and a stop that
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other people, a real inside look. Is that all
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you've seen from me, bro? Dude, I have to be
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honest with you. I think she has a crush on you
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or something. Iggy, I love you. Did you guys?
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Did you guys? No, it's not like you and Lana.
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No, it's different. Me and Iggy are business
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partners. She's a very smart woman. She's led
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me and taught me a lot of things. And we're going
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to continue to. God, he sounds so weird. You
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know, stream, build a relationship and make money.
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What do you mean? All right. So there's that.
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Here he is talking about how he's afraid of dying.
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I thought this was the deepest he's ever been.
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Hey, wait. So are you afraid of death? Yes. He
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said he would. Yeah. Yes. And I'm gonna be honest
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because I used to be like really, really religious.
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Like I would pray to God every day. Please make
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me one of the biggest streamers. Put all these
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ideas in my head. Make the money come in. And
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he did it. And then after that, when you're in
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it and you're in L .A. and you eat all these
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things, all these distractions, I'm dead. I lost
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it. What? Oh, I thought you were saying like
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now I don't know. I gave you all this stuff.
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You don't know. But like I lost it. So now, like,
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obviously, if I was closer with God, I would
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feel more, you know, more comfortable. But I
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really am scared of that. You're saying you lost
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your relationship with God a little bit. Yes.
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Tell me why. Shut the fuck up, Logan. He's not
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real. Freaking grifter. Suicide force douchebag.
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Can't read in the room, pretend only Scott. What
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do we have here? Here's DJ Academics talking
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about Rick Ross' album sales. Yo, we love Ross.
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I thought it was a good album. I got some bangers.
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People are mean about it. I love Ross personally.
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You know what I mean? I ain't really going over
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like, you know, but like, bruv. Yo, the spade
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is the spade. Whatever. There you go. 8 -5 -6.
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49 Hoppy. Powerball winner is in trouble. James
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Farthing. James Farthing, who won the largest
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Powerball jackpot ever at $167 .3 million, has
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been arrested for the fourth time. Of course
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he's from Kentucky. This time for allegedly strangling
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a woman. Oh, yeah. Man of the year. He probably
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did not need that money. He looks like a white
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trash loser. She's like, I love when Rover was
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on in Louisville. Here's advice from a porn star.
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Guys should not chase women. They should chase
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money. I agree, because then women come around.
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Why? Because the more money you have, the more
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women you'll have. I agree. I agree. Here's a
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woman talking about begging her mom to retire
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from porn. Question I really have to ask because
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it was a very big thing for me growing up. I'm
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not going to lie. You pissed me off a lot growing
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up with the dancing because I used to wonder,
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when are you going to stop? So what was the official
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age you actually stopped stripping? Because I
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begged you for a long time. So I would say 45.
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Mother of the year, whoever you are. Here is
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Ming Luan Li. Never heard of her. Looks like
28:53
a rapper. Talking about how people want to buy
28:55
her burps and farts. If y 'all want to see my
28:58
feet, my sex. I think I might be trans. Let me
29:00
ask you too. Let me know that offer is still
29:03
on the motherfucking table. Adam, please tell
29:05
them to buy my feet. Buy her feet. Crips on that
29:13
bitch. Wow. Every time I watch a no jumper clip,
29:17
I feel bad about myself. But it's good entertainment
29:20
because they're losers. And Adam does not like
29:25
me. So I guess Bunny XO and Jilly Roll unfiltered
29:29
each other. That is what you call a very quick
29:33
divorce. Ex -UFC star Anthony Smith arrested
29:38
for domestic violence and false imprisonment.
29:41
What an idiot. Betty Blanco and Selena Gomez
29:44
were making out on the beach in France. JP Morgan
29:48
banker wanted a threesome with employees. Jared
29:51
Leto is being accused of having sex with a teenager
29:54
and is denying it. What's he going to say? Oh
29:56
yeah, I totally did it. And Kanye settles his
30:01
sexual assault lawsuit. So he probably did a
30:03
little bit of it. This dirty rotten broad being
30:06
Gavin Newsom's side chick won't go away. There
30:11
was a famous TV anchor that was getting free
30:13
tickets to the World Cup and was posting about
30:16
it and got in trouble. And there's been a lot
30:19
of tornadoes up north. It's no good. What is
30:26
micro -cheating? What is micro -cheating? It's
30:28
kind of this new hot buzzword or buzz thing.
30:31
It's basically emotional affairs. It's where
30:35
you're flirtatious or looking for interactions
30:38
outside of your relationship. Yeah, morning radio
30:42
does it. Let's see here. 856. 49 Hoppy. That's
30:48
856 -494 -6773. Here's Adrian and Bronner interviewing
30:53
a woman if she's married. Him and Dean McGrath
31:01
are just made for each other. They're morons!
31:08
Damn. Sounds great. Usher apologizes to the fan.
31:12
I take full responsibility. And I want to offer
31:15
my sincere apology to the young woman. He thought
31:17
she wanted her. Him. I want to see the vagina.
31:21
He thought she wanted him. She went on stage.
31:24
His daddy rod and broad's one dungeon. Now you
31:27
say sorry? But to be honest, you shouldn't be
31:31
kissing people because of your herp. Mm -hmm.
31:35
I mean, it was never my intention to make anyone
31:37
feel uncomfortable. Yeah, she's just a dumb broad.
31:41
My stage. At the time. We were in an audience
31:44
participation segment of the show, but I quickly
31:46
realized she looked very stiff. Whatever. 8 -5
31:57
-6. 49 hobby. Dr. Fauci pleaded the fifth. He's
32:02
definitely going to look guilty. Here's DJ Academics
32:06
talking about Britney Renner. What an annoying
32:16
hag. She's twerking it outside of her car. She
32:18
doesn't know what she wants to be. She's a bust
32:20
down. I don't need to listen to that. She's getting
32:25
more annoying by the day. We are 42 days away
32:40
from the NFL coming back. And Ben Cleveland has
32:45
been released. Oh, man. Tony Romo might have
32:52
to step back from the spotlight after that DUI
32:55
video. I watched it last night. It's not great,
32:58
but the cop was kind of a bitch. She was definitely
33:02
flexing her power. Kyle Shanahan takes responsibility
33:06
for his car crash. That's good. Because you caused
33:11
it. He was looking for his cell phone. Oh, we
33:16
have so much going on in the NFL. Mm -hmm. Mm
33:21
-hmm. Sean McVay says, ask TMZ about Aaron Donald
33:26
coming back. So is there a chance? You're saying
33:29
there's a chance? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Here is Antonio
33:45
Brown making fun of Ryan Clark. That's a very
34:15
good point by a mentally old man. Michael Vick
34:18
said he handed one man $8 million before prison
34:21
and doesn't know where it went. Yeah, it can't
34:23
be great. He got out of prison and been in there
34:26
two years. Like, where's my money? Justin Herbert
34:37
has made Madison Beer his the Make You Mind singer.
34:41
Oh yeah! We all know she suffers from anxiety.
34:45
And I think it's great that they're getting married.
34:49
The Los Angeles Chargers quarterback are officially
34:52
engaged. I hope you never choose on her. She's
34:55
a hot piece of ass. You know, when she walked
35:06
out, he was a puddle. Travis Kelsey could not
35:09
hold back his tears. Oh, my God. So he was tearing
35:13
up when she walked down the aisle. What's he
35:15
going to do? Fucking frown? Jesus Christ. Karlie
35:20
Kloss is speaking out about Taylor Swift and
35:23
Travis Kelsey's wedding. I don't even want to
35:25
hear it, honestly, because, like, we know they're
35:26
not going to tell the... It probably sucked,
35:28
and we don't... I mean, we're never going to
35:30
hear it. Everyone kisses their ass. Chiefs quarterback
35:36
Patrick Mahomes says he's afraid his injury may
35:39
impact his time in the NFL. Yeah, you know, he's
35:42
got to be careful. But now that he's got Eric
35:46
Biennemi back, I think he should be set. Speaking
35:50
of Eric Biennemi. So let's now get to the story
35:54
out of Virginia where police say that the son
35:56
of a Kansas City Chiefs coach shot his mother.
35:59
Our Pierre Thomas has been reporting. So that
36:01
was Eric Bannerman. Here, his son enters this.
36:06
Aaron Rodgers' biggest play call this offseason
36:09
came from his wife. The wife we've never seen.
36:13
The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback revealed
36:16
that... I forgot he's still in Pittsburgh for
36:18
some reason. ...wife Brittany played a key role
36:21
in his decision to return for one final NFL season.
36:25
All right, so there's that. Okay. It's got on
36:29
with TMZ. Mm -hmm. Today on TMZ. Well, we know
36:37
this. Diddy's life in solitary is stark. Loser!
36:42
There is exactly one person who can visit him
36:45
every day, and that's it. That's a doctor. We
36:47
broke the story last week. He got in a fight
36:50
with another inmate. He's been in solitary confinement.
36:52
While he's in solitary, he gets blankets, a mattress,
36:54
a pillow, toilet paper, and legal and non -legal,
36:58
as well as religious books. Solitary is terrible.
37:00
Drug high religious books. It drives you crazy.
37:03
An hour seems like a day. Yeah, and then they
37:05
throw books. God, that would be hell. Sidney
37:10
Sweeney and Scooter Braun went to New Zealand
37:12
together. Oh yeah! Posted a video of the two
37:16
of them doing a tandem bungee jump in New Zealand.
37:20
A crazy drop. I have this hot -ass wife. He's
37:50
plowing. Mmm! Poor guy. Supermodel Rosie Huntington
38:02
-Whiteley sharing a rare look inside her family
38:04
life with Jason Statham. Oh, yeah! Everybody's
38:08
a great dad. As she celebrates his 59th birthday.
38:12
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That makes me feel old.
38:16
Jason Statham, 59 years old! now to the ceo of
38:23
cracker barrel step why the uh why the fuck is
38:26
joe buck and good morning america stepping down
38:29
less than a year after the redesign of the restaurant's
38:33
iconic oh the moron's got something man uh what's
38:38
going on here i sent her a letter and she sent
38:41
me a hat i sent her a letter and she sent me
38:43
a hat oprah winfrey no shut up you hag was beyonce
38:46
is forever that girl girl the former talk show
38:50
host has a true fangirl moment while recalling
38:53
that she's such a pig time she received a special
38:56
gift from the grammy winner after attending her
38:59
renaissance tour in 2023 during here was the
39:03
moment i don't know why it's doing that I was
39:12
trying to do this. This show is a little more
39:14
irritated today. We're more off the log, computer
39:17
freezing. Here was the moment when Oprah got
39:22
the new little present from Beyonce. Jessica
39:32
Shannon is officially ending her marriage less
39:39
than a year after tying the knot. Yeah, you're
39:42
not being married to her, is it worse? Selling
39:44
for divorce from her wife, Cheyenne McCant, and
39:46
admitting their marriage is irretrievably broken.
39:49
It was ten months after some cheating. Let's
39:55
take a turn now. A new study suggests driverless
39:57
cars like Waymo... may have a safety edge over
40:01
people behind the wheel. NBC5 responds PJ Rendau
40:04
in studio to break down this study. She's got
40:06
an update on when robo -taxis could start picking
40:09
up passengers here in Illinois. Allison and Stephan,
40:13
Waymos make headlines pretty often these days,
40:16
usually when they shut down in traffic or during
40:18
storms or power outages. But now a new study
40:21
from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety
40:24
is drawing attention to... All right, so they're
40:26
coming to Illinois soon. Mm -hmm. And a world.
40:30
A world. Sharna Burgess is clearing up rumors
40:34
of a destination wedding with her fiance, Brian
40:37
Austin Green. All right. Whatever. Today's a
40:41
faster show. It's probably only going to be an
40:43
hour. Singer Sam Smith confirms their engagement
40:46
to Christian Cowan. I like Sam Smith. Disclosure.
40:50
That song was pretty good. Law Roach just wants
40:54
people to congratulate and celebrate his longtime
40:56
muse Zendaya and her husband Tom Holland instead
41:00
of speculating about the who, what, when, where,
41:03
and how. Well, of course he's saying that now.
41:06
Whatever gender it is, I'll be careful. Their
41:09
hairstylist was the one that spilled the details.
41:11
Of course they're mad at you. I gotta see this
41:13
movie in the theater. All right, should we do
41:15
some pop? Let's please. All right, let's do that,
41:17
shall we? Good morning, everybody. We are so
41:19
excited here celebrating the toys who took on
41:22
tech. Toy Story 5 just crossed the $1 billion
41:25
milestone. And they're going to make $1 billion
41:27
and $20 this weekend. I'm going to go and see
41:31
it. Go. Oh, yeah. Anthony Edwards does not have
41:43
to pay his baby mama more money. You know he's
41:47
happy about that. MJ to Kobe, legends in the
42:01
game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.
42:04
Hoppy's skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind
42:07
the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves,
42:10
man, he knows it all. Through scandals to the
42:13
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have
42:16
a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and awe.
42:20
If you asked me what I feel like was my best
42:23
season that I had, or I felt the most complete
42:25
as a basketball player, I would say 2018, 2017
42:34
-18 season, I felt. I felt. Yeah, even though
42:38
they did not win. Like, I could do no wrong out
42:46
there on the basketball field. It looked like
42:47
it did. Offensively, defensively. You just couldn't
42:50
win in the finals. But besides that. That's the
42:54
only thing. Here's Paul Pierce saying Carmelo
42:59
was hard to guard. I'd rather guard LeBron, Kobe,
43:03
T -Mag before Melo. Yeah, he's got to be hard
43:08
to guard. Mm -hmm. Actually, we're not going
43:14
to play it a fed -ass Brian Winhurst talking
43:17
about Michael Jordan versus LeBron. That is when
43:19
you got a slow news day in sports is when you
43:21
talk about that. Here is Draymond talking about
43:25
why he thinks LeBron didn't join the Warriors.
43:27
If you go back to Cleveland, even if you go back
43:29
to Cleveland and win the championship, it's not
43:31
going to be as good as 2016. If you go to Miami
43:34
and win the championship, it's not going to be
43:36
as good as 2012, 2013. That's a very good point.
43:38
Those two places kind of got eliminated just
43:41
because. You look at Golden State, and I ultimately
43:44
don't think Brown was ever able to get over the
43:47
history. That's a good point. And here's actually
43:53
Patrick Bet -David said the Knicks turned down
43:56
LeBron. Patrick Bet -David's got something against
43:59
LeBron that it's just annoying. Here, Charles
44:04
Barkley says that LeBron is a team stacker. You
44:09
were on with Stephen A. Smith. That's why I thought
44:10
you had a problem that LeBron's always stacking
44:13
his teams. Yeah, that's been one of my critics.
44:15
Well, most people criticize him for that. He
44:17
always stacks his team. But what's wrong with
44:20
wanting to build a team that can win a championship
44:22
or going to? First of all, let's see. There you
44:25
go. He didn't build a team. He manufactured.
44:27
He built a team in Los Angeles. Shut up, damn
44:29
Patrick. You're a bitch. Here's Paul Pierce talking
44:32
about ESPN firing him for that live stream. I
44:35
got fired. For what? On your day off. Man. When
44:50
I was in Cleveland, I got fired on my day off,
44:53
too. Well, actually, I was suspended, but whatever.
45:09
Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right
45:12
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
45:15
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
45:20
also need to be affectionate. And you can see
45:23
that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
45:27
a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
45:30
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
45:35
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
45:37
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
45:40
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
45:43
so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. If
45:47
you're listening in Fresno, it's about 645, man.
45:51
Mm -hmm. The mix show is up next, but it is National
45:53
Chicken Wing Day, so here's DJ Solo with Chicken
45:56
Wing. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
46:00
right back. Hey! What it is? I go by the name
46:06
Solo. And I got a new dance for the Midwest.
46:10
We call it to the chicken wine. I don't do no
46:13
bird walk. I do my chicken wine. I don't do no
46:17
chicken wine. I don't do no bird walk. Now I
46:28
do my chicken wine Put that thing up on the floor
46:31
Cause block gon' smash up in this town Shorty
46:33
over there, she gettin' it, man Shorty over there,
46:35
she gettin' it, too Right hand up, while your
46:37
left leg down Lil' mama show me what that booty
46:38
do Bet you can't do it like me, hell no Bet you
46:41
can't do it like her, hell no Bet you can't do
46:43
the chicken wine like me In the VIP when the
46:45
DJ turn the sound I don't do no bird walk I do
46:47
my chicken wine, chicken wine Chicken wine, chicken
46:50
wine, chicken wine I don't do no stankin' legs
46:54
I do my chicken wine, chicken wine I don't do
46:59
no bird walk, I do my chicken wine I don't do
47:06
no steak and eggs, I do my chicken wine When
47:12
I'm in a club, you know I do my chicken wine
47:15
I love doing my chicken wine like I love eating
47:17
chicken wine You take your right leg and then
47:20
you start to wig it Start to wig it You take
47:22
your arms, move them round just like a chicken
47:25
Just like a chicken Now you make a circle when
47:27
your legs get to wobbling And then you feel the
47:29
heat, then your head starts to knock I don't
47:32
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk I don't
47:39
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk I don't
47:45
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk Chicken
47:48
wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine
47:51
I don't do no stangling, I do my chicken wine
47:54
Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
47:57
wine, chicken wine Yeah, you know my name, yeah
48:00
So low in design, so low I do my thing, I make
48:03
it bang, I do my chicken wine That's right, I'm
48:05
going off that Bacardi I feel it in my body When
48:09
it's on, come on, shorty gon' get gone Let's
48:10
get loose in this party Go right, to the left,
48:13
to the left, to the right Go up, not down, turn
48:17
around, that's right Now pause for a second and
48:20
just look up in the sky Now do your chicken wine,
48:23
that's how we do it in the shop I don't do no
48:25
bird walk, I do my chicken wine Chicken wine,
48:28
chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine I don't
48:32
do no stanky lick, I do my chicken wine Chicken
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wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine
48:38
I don't do no bird walk, I do my chicken wine
48:41
Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
48:44
wine I don't do no stanky lick, I do my chicken
48:47
wine Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine,
48:48
chicken wine You know what it is. Oh, yeah. The
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autism are often treated like they are different.
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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
52:01
my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.
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I was labeled as slow when I started school.
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Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
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I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have
52:13
completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
52:16
and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
52:19
on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
52:22
People with autism have no needs no different
52:25
than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain
52:29
education and join the workforce. I did it, and
52:32
so can anyone else with autism. So when you meet
52:36
someone with autism, don't feel sorry for them.
52:39
Work with them. Find out for yourself that autism
52:42
isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out
52:45
more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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One day I'm gonna take it away I never realized
1:00:15
that I was supposed to be here today Up on stage,
1:00:20
the lights are on So let's get started, started,
1:00:25
started out here We keep breaking the ground.
1:01:19
I'm gonna do it because you showed me how to.
1:01:24
I never realized it before. It's hard to be here
1:01:30
today. I wanna stay here today. The lights are
1:01:34
on, so let's get it started. Tiki -tok, clock's
1:03:36
a -jookin', playin' cool breaks. Hoppy's hour,
1:03:38
almost done, feels like robbery in banks. Tryin'
1:03:41
Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams.
1:03:43
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.
1:03:46
Oh, the Hoppy hour is comin' to a close. Radio
1:03:49
waves made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and
1:03:52
joy dissolvin' in the air, but we'll keep the
1:03:55
rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. But the laughter's
1:04:05
growing dim Eartrums mix in happy like fingers
1:04:07
without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street
1:04:11
But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
1:04:13
the heat Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close
1:04:16
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
1:04:20
and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
1:04:23
the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh, life's
1:04:31
buzzing but the laughter Outro Music Like clockwork
1:05:06
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
1:05:08
a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
1:05:11
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
1:05:14
a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
1:05:23
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
1:05:25
round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's
1:05:29
our daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts
1:05:31
we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming Laughter
1:05:39
and joy, that's all it is RyanHockeyRadio .com
1:06:12
I like that. He's gone. He probably had Taco
1:06:16
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
1:06:19
I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll
1:06:24
call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
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Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
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Door is closing.