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  motor of human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  And I just realized I was muted. Good evening, everyone, and
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  welcome to tonight's edition of the Whitfield Import.
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  I am Harold Sam Whitfield, recording here live from right
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  to Fen Media Studios in South Florida, joined by Morpheus and
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  I I think Max will be joining us, but not sure you know, maybe
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  some technical difficulties, family issues.
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  Speaking of technical issues, Rumble was having issues
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  earlier, so hopefully everything is OK.
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  I don't know for I know we're live.
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  I know we're live on YouTube and Rumble, don't know about Twitter
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  even though I just tweeted out the live stream, but regardless,
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  we're here and we're ready to do shows.
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  So how are you doing more? Do a live.
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  And by the way, Sir? Doing pretty good yourself.
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  I, I am doing well, except I, I have a bone to pick with you
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  before we get into into into tonight's topic.
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  Careful, I'm an old man. I might die.
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  Yes, well, I am surprised. I am surprised that you didn't
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  die of cringe when we, when we had to review, when we had to
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  view mix, when we had to view mix tape, the, you know, the
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  supposed, you know, 10 out of 10 game.
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  That was what that yeah was. Totally independent and totally
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  not like. 10 best game ever. Totally not corporal funded.
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  So yeah, apparently that's like getting even more IG.
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  And that particular corporal supports Israel, and they
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  normally hate that. Well, I mean, it is.
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  Well, I mean, it is Larry Ellison.
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  So, you know, I'm not that surprised, but yeah.
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  So anyway, so yeah, thank you for thank you for subjecting Tim
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  and Joe and I to that trash fire the the other night.
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  We totally you know, we really appreciate it.
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  I had. To.
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  I had to see it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaking of hosts Max, I refuse. To suffer alone, Sir.
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  Well, sometimes. Sometimes you have to.
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  For the greater good more so. No, never.
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  But anyway, I refuse. But anyway, all three of us are
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  here now so and more got rumbled.
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  So that's that's terrific. But anyway, so in in addition
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  to, you know, more subjecting me to like horrendous, you know,
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  corporal slop on Friday, I have something that's not corporal
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  slop which I will promote, which is, you know, we've got books,
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  ladies and gentlemen, and chiefly I have it in my hand.
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  American Inferno available in print and e-book and Audi book,
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  the 5th book in the Shadows of Deception saga, which, you know,
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  covers a lot of prescient topics in today's, you know, exciting
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  political, you know, arena and, you know, deal dealing with
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  everything from political assassinations to media
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  misinformation and everything in between.
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  And yeah, so go and check that out.
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  And yeah, well, we're all here now, so welcome, as they say, a
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  wild Max appears. I think so.
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  And now still. Yeah.
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  And this is what happens when Rumble crashes.
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  Ladies and gentlemen. So good times, but we're still,
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  you know, we may be a little behind, but we're still not I.
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  Mike not working had nothing to do with the crash for the wreck.
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  Well, you know, I'm, I'm just doing what Tom.
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  I'm just doing what Thomas Vassey supporters do, Max.
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  And I can. I can hear you now, by the way.
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  Just talking and saying whatever you think of to keep talking so
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  that nobody ever questions you and just assumes you're right.
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  Yes. Awesome, I nailed it.
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  Yes, well, well, although I'm not, you know, I'm not blaming,
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  I'm not blaming a certain, you know, country in the Middle East
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  for the, you know, for the rumble outage either.
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  Well, it's clearly that. Yeah, yeah.
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  Well, you know, you know, apparently like apparently
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  Thomas Massie is more Trump than Trump.
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  Have you heard this? Have you, have you seen this?
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  Apparently like. He's too conservative for the
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  Republicans already, right? That's what he said when he
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  decided he was going to, like, be a Libertarian.
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  Sam, I retweeted this. You should all support this guy.
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  If you've ever been associated with the Libertarian Party,
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  there is a candidate who's running for chair on the sole
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  premise that he will disband the Libertarian Party.
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  Forget his name off hand Sam, but I support this very much.
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  I saw, I saw that. And I I'm just like, I'm just
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  like, yes. And you know what's funny is
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  he's one of those end caps, right?
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  So like, we support this for very different reasons, but I
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  agree. Yeah, well, I mean.
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  He thinks the party is bad for libertarianism.
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  I think libertarian libertarianism is bad for
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  America. I mean, yeah.
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  It's not the same. I mean, yeah.
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  And it's current state, yes, absolutely.
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  And I mean also like everyone. Oh no.
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  In any state. Yeah, well, I mean also like,
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  you know, Rand Paul's kid guy. Being like skeptical of the
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  government and being for individual rights is not like
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  libertarianism didn't invent that.
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  They just use those words that our founders use or like
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  Aristotle. I get so sick of this shit.
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  People act like if you're pro freedom and they equate it with
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  libertarianism, that's a fucking psyop, Sam.
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  Yeah. They have way too many purity
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  testing rules for that to be true.
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  Yeah. And I, I, and I've run into a
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  lot of those types of purity testers just this past week.
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  And that's why I'm doing the whole.
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  That's why I'm doing the whole Thomas Matthew thing, because
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  anytime you ask like, what his actual policy stances are, none
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  of his followers can give me any except, well, you know, he he's
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  he's against all these foreign wars that Trump has started.
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  And it's like, well, what foreign wars has Trump actually
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  started? Well, Venezuela.
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  And it's like, well, Venezuela that that wasn't war.
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  Yeah. That that's not a war and also
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  like Iran, I guess, I guess people in the media are calling
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  it a war, but it it's it's not And and if we want to get real
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  technical about I Iran declared war on the on the wet on on the
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  West like. Well, let me explain
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  libertarians for a second, then, Sam.
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  They're just against any foreign policy America engages in
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  because they're just like there's like 2 paths for
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  activist minded young people that they might go down and what
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  happened is the communists Co opted the other path.
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  And so libertarianism is just communism for retards.
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  So true. Like.
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  Normally the two paths. Of the activist young young
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  person are going to be like like radical anti American leftism
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  right or like pro freedom small government right ISM.
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  Those are basically the two paths that they.
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  So what they did is they invented an alternate version of
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  that, but what that normally was called was like the most center
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  of the road opinions of most Americans in both parties for
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  about 150 to 200 years. Yeah.
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  You know the the small government pro individual
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  rights. That's not like a special new
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  idea somebody came up with in the 70s.
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  This is something our country was founded upon.
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  Read the fucking Federalist Papers and then shut the fuck
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  up, libertarians. Yeah, well.
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  Or read anything, because I'll tell you what, Sam, when I ask a
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  libertarian, have you read X? The answer is almost universally
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  no, including their most fundamental and foundational
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  literature, like Thomas Sowell, Murray Rothbard, Hans Herman
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  Hoppa, who I've, you know, had the pleasure of like, picking
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  his brain on these things. Have they ever read Kurt
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  Doolittle's sort of refutations of some of their philosophy?
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  No, because they watch a YouTube video or a TikTok that says,
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  yeah, man, government bad. So you're like a libertarian for
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  thinking that. And so you got to follow all our
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  special libertarian rules. But like also, and we've, I know
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  we've discussed this before, but like the the libertarians, they,
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  they like they, they basically disowned Hans Herman Hopper.
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  And yes, they actually kicked him out.
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  Yeah. From the Mises Institute, to
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  which I said I believe I said at the time, and I stand by this,
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  the Mises Institute is bullshit, a bunch of frauds, and they
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  kicked out probably the most relevant intellectual member and
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  professor and philosopher in their entire.
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  Little. Fake college structure that they
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  set up there because it's not a real institute.
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  I want to point out Sam. Yeah.
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  No, no, no. I know, I know, I know that it's
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  like, it's like one of these. It's like, well, Hunterman
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  Hopper wrote for real universities and institutes all
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  over Europe in the Middle East for the better part of 50 years.
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  The man is an icon in in what he wrote, what he did, whether you
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  agree or disagree with any of his arguments.
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  He's one of the foremost intellectuals in that sphere,
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  and they made a very big statement by kicking him out.
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  They are the most popular Libertarian caucus, so to speak.
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  The Mises caucus, right? Thomas Massie used to consider
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  himself the face of the Mises Caucus, in case you were
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  wondering why I would bring this up.
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  Because it all comes full circle.
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  Thomas Massie didn't become retarded this week, is my point.
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  No, no, he, he's, he's been, he's been retarded for a while.
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  Well, he was one of these people.
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  I, I did some research and I, I, I, I had forgotten about this,
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  but he was one of those, he was one of these, he was one of
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  those Republicans who actually, he voted for Trump to be
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  impeached like the first, you know, time, time around too.
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  Yep, twice. And so yeah, like.
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  And, and I mean, he's a, he's a lifelong espouser of modern
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  libertarian. And let me say this, I like Ron
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  Paul. I've met Doctor Paul.
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  I think very highly of Ron Paul and what he said.
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  But all modern libertarians act like they're Ron Paul and
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  they're not. They're not.
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  Doctor Paul was not an anarchy. One Ron Paul.
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  Still not an anarchist. Yeah, no, no, Ron Paul is too
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  much of is too much of A statist for for most, for most they.
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  Kicked him out of the Libertarian Party a few years
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  ago even though he helped found it.
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  Yeah, no. What they are about?
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  Yeah, no, they, they also, well, yeah, they they also kicked Nick
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  Fridas out too. Of course, you know, Nick Fridas
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  Mag anyway, so it doesn't really, you know, so it doesn't
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  want that. But like that, that's my point.
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  And I've I've said this. For going to the straight Pride
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  parade in Boston and a bunch of other people, which is funny.
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  Sam, I pointed this out at the time the Libertarian Party
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  kicked me out for going to a political protest.
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  Have you ever heard of the Republicans or the Democrats
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  kicking somebody out for exercising their free speech
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  rights to go to an actual legal protest?
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  I mean, not even not even the Democrats do that shit.
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  And that's that's saying. That the most UN libertarian
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  party then? Well, yeah.
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  Well, the well, again, going back to Thomas Massie, he was,
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  he went on CNN and was bitching out, oh, Trump shouldn't have
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  tweeted out that Lion King video of the Obamas because it was
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  right. It was racist, you know, But
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  like, yeah, that that's like my race to speech isn't like that's
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  not a libertarian, you know, thing.
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  Well, it's like, you know, I've been saying like treading on
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  Lobert song I put out and I made a bunch of speeches about this,
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  but I'm, I'm not kidding in a sense that we literally need to
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  drive them away from they think that they can Co opt the MAGA
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  movement, they can Co opt Trump, they can Co-op conservatism.
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  But let like they'll be the a libertarian will be the first to
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  tell you they are not conservative.
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  They do not share the same values as most conservatives.
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  And the first. One to challenge you when you
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  get to the point where they disagree with you.
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  And some of them are very fundamental, like immigration.
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  Yeah, No, yeah, no, they, they think they think that, Well,
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  they think the border, they think that the that the very
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  concept of borders is like state statist.
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  Right. Well, the very concept of a
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  state having borders means you have a state which is status.
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  It is. That's the other thing.
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  What is? Wrong with state.
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  Why is status to slur? Sam, you support having a state?
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  Yeah, so do I. Yeah, because like.
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  You notice it used to be fascist authoritarian.
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  Borders. Tyrant now what is it statist?
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  You you believe? How dare you believe in a
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  government at all. You are literally a Nazi.
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  They've changed the Overton window and I'm sick of.
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  I'm sick and tired of libertarian bullshit.
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  I'm sorry I go off on this all the time, but.
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  You got to get. The fuck out of here.
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  No, yeah, you and I, you and I are in.
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  You and I are in the same boat there.
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  You know Max like like this is the other thing too is like one
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  more. Thing Sam Libertarian does not
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  mean centrist in centrist does not mean libertarian.
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  Sick of that lie? Yeah, I know.
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  But yeah, I know. Well, if, if anything, like I, I
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  don't think, I don't think we're, I don't think we're
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  centrist either. Well no, no, but they that's the
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  myth that they propose. They say that most people who
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  are centrist or disengaged from politics are libertarians.
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  That is not fucking true at all. No.
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  They act like we should be the third party.
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  The reason they're not the third party that represents the masses
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  of people that don't like either party is because neither do they
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  represent those people. Yeah, well.
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  Extremists. Yeah, well, yeah, that yeah,
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  their their, their ideas that their ideas are two fringe, so.
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  So I get sick and tired of when I hear yeah, most people are
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  libertarians and they don't even know it.
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  No, you know why? Because most people believe in
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  fucking drunk driving. Laws.
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  Yeah. Believe in fucking age of
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  consent laws. Most people believe in fucking
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  police and courts and public transportation.
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  And. You know, civilization.
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  Yeah. Most people are upset and don't
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  like paying taxes right, but also begrudgingly do it because
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  they know they get more individually out of it than they
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  put in. Yeah.
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  And yeah, well, and that and that well, and that's that's the
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  that's the other thing. I don't, I don't think people
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  like, I don't think people. Rolling.
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  Well, I don't I don't think people fundamentally I hate
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  paying tax. I mean, you know, some people do
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  I I but like from what I've heard it, it's always like, you
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  know, hey man, politicians do like a lot of shady shit with
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  our tax money. They.
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  Waste it. Yeah.
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  They pocket it or all the that's what people are mad about.
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  Most people aren't mad about the idea of taxes themselves.
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  They are. I actually famously shout out to
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  my all time homie Ace of Jay. He's been out of the game for a
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  long time so it's not fair. But we famously had a big on air
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  blowout about 10 years ago about this topic.
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  Because I said to him, I said, look man, most people, you're
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  not going to convince them of the taxation is theft meme to
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  the degree that you would like to.
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  Because when you get rid of the roads and cops and courts and
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  animal control and business licensing and regulatory EPA
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  commissions, the average person cares more about that shit than
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  your abstract concept of freedom meaning that you can't get
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  arrested for the things that you do.
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  I mean people, yeah. I mean people don't want people
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  don't like people, don't like bureaucracy.
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  But be but I think people also like what they want is they want
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  the government to work efficiently and they want to
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  work well. That's what people want.
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  Here's another one though. The average person as a
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  libertarians don't get this is not against a welfare system or
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  social safety net, and that doesn't make them communist
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  either. Yeah.
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  And, and I think, I think it's fair game to talk about that on
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  this show because, OK, we're sitting here with a couple of
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  crippled gentlemen whom are are, you know, they, they can provide
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  for themselves. But that's because like you guys
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  and, and we never go at it from this angle really.
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  But you guys are fortunate among people with conditions like that
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  because there's people far worse off.
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  They can't take care of themselves.
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  And I, yes, think there should be a system for people like
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  that. Let's.
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  Say. That's one example.
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  Sure. Sam can write a book and Sam can
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  do this and that and the other thing.
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  And then there's some guy sitting there who he can't do
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  those things. And I have no problem with
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  saying, you know what, let's put away a couple of dollars for
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  people like that and make sure they're taken care of, I guess,
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  because we're like Western Christian men, I guess.
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  Yeah, also though like even even even you know, for people like
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  you know more and I and you know all those other people who do
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  who do need help. What bug, what bugs me the most
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  is like is that we have that we have to fill out like 50,000,
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  you know, forms to like. Well, and the libertarians don't
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  want to have the conversation of the illegals have been taking
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  all of the resources that you guys would have access to as
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  well. Right.
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  Yeah. And like whether or not you get
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  all. The forms.
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  Yeah, you guys fill out the forms, they have a translator
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  slash social worker provided for them to do it.
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  Yeah. Well, and that one, that one
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  they're. Pre approved because they're
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  immigrants. Well, and then well, and then
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  somehow this is visible really like irritates me with like with
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  libertarians as what as a Pike light to is like I was I was
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  telling him this. I was telling him this to more
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  before before he came on air. But it's like anytime anytime I
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  bring up like you know what, like I so I asked like a couple
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  of Thomas mass supporters. OK, So what you know, what is he
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  good? What has Thomas Massie, why has
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  Thomas Massey done that? That's, you know, good.
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  And it was like, well, he's opposed, you know, Trump's state
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  actions against like, you know, going into Venezuela and going
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  into Iran. And it's like, OK.
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  But don't care. Yeah, it's like, it's also like,
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  not only do I not care, but it's like, it's like.
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  Sam. It's like, what does that have
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  to do with anything? What do people care about?
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  Let's fucking let's, let's talk about it.
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  Let's let's fucking think for a second.
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  Prices of everything, especially gas.
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  What has Thomas Massie done about that?
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  Oh. Oh.
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  He. Is.
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  Against lowering prices of anything when you know.
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  Yeah. Unless the market does it.
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  See libertarians. This is the big secret, Sam.
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  Libertarians found the perfect way to be the absolute laziest
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  politicians and never get called on it.
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  Which is the which? Which is the Which is the most
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  free market crowd, right? Yeah, which?
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  Which we? Need to fix all of these
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  problems. Oh, Mr. Massey, how are we going
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  to do it? The free market will do it.
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  Just watch guys. OK?
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  But like your job in this market, whether you think it's
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  free or not, your job is to provide solutions to your voters
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  for that type of problem. So what have you done about
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  that? What, what legislation are you
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  proposing? I propose we hold Trump in
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  contempt because the Epstein files like this is the kind of
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  shit he's actually doing. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
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  Well, well that well that it also it also.
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  You know why there's now UFO files and Epstein files, Sam?
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  Yeah, because of people. Because everybody doesn't give a
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  shit anymore. Yeah.
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  Yep. I'm sorry we live in a post Alex
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  Jones got bought by Tim and Eric World, OK.
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  That is. Which?
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  Nobody cares about what's actually going on, what might
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  secretly be going on. People care about their
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  paycheck, their bills, fucking how much gas is going to cost
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  next week, maybe their investments, their property
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  values, and not getting blown up by a terrorist or a trans.
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  Person they they turn the freaking aliens gay.
• 28:37
  Yeah. Well.
• 28:40
  Aliens always seemed a little. Gay to me.
• 28:43
  'Cause they like probing motherfuckers and shit.
• 28:47
  Yeah. Yeah, but I I just wanted to use
• 28:49
  Alex's line. Yeah, well, and also like, and
• 28:56
  also like the Thomas asked exporters that they like to
• 29:00
  blame Israel for everything too. Like, like if you if you ask
• 29:04
  them like why, why gas prices are high, It's oh, because of
• 29:09
  Israel. And and it's like, yeah, Israel
• 29:13
  did not close the Strait of Hormuz.
• 29:15
  That was actually that was actually us that did that and
• 29:20
  and Iran too. That's.
• 29:23
  Not even like, I mean, that's a large part of it.
• 29:27
  But let's be real, Sam, what did you do about them closing the
• 29:31
  pipeline? Thomas Massie.
• 29:34
  Fuck all. Nothing.
• 29:36
  Yeah, fuck all. Oh, oh, so now we have to rely
• 29:40
  on foreign oil because you couldn't stand up to Joe Biden
• 29:43
  because he didn't do the foreign interventions like Trump is
• 29:47
  doing, except yeah, yeah, he did.
• 29:52
  We were. All up in everybody's shit while
• 29:54
  Biden was president, I didn't hear shit out of Thomas Massie.
• 29:58
  He's a, he's a typical like, oh man, if he thinks he I budget
• 30:03
  think he sees himself as a 2028 contender.
• 30:08
  No, he. And I can't wait to literally
• 30:12
  watch him get less votes than Kamala Harris.
• 30:15
  It's it's funny that'd. Be hilarious.
• 30:17
  It's funny you mentioned that Max, because I have this clip
• 30:22
  here from and I got and I got rumbled.
• 30:27
  So I'll be, I'll be, uh. Oh Rumble having issues?
• 30:34
  I said you can't talk about libertarians on Rumble.
• 30:39
  Apparently. Not, Oh yeah, woke lefties are
• 30:46
  the worst, right? Yes.
• 30:49
  Yeah. Well.
• 30:51
  We're not supposed we're, I realize, Sam.
• 30:54
  We should. Our benevolent libertarian
• 30:56
  masters over on Rumble don't like when you shit on
• 31:01
  libertarian, so how about, oh man, you know what they like on
• 31:05
  Rumble, Sam? Oh my God, Jeremy Quartering.
• 31:08
  Let's talk about that for the next two hours.
• 31:12
  Oh God. Cock.
• 31:15
  Cock bowl ha ha ha man I am so sick of hearing about.
• 31:21
  I hated that guy before all this so I guess I'm just burnt down
• 31:24
  anyway. No, I I no, I am too.
• 31:28
  All say about that is like the platforming as gay and that's
• 31:33
  like. I I I did watch the The June the
• 31:36
  King documentary on him though. That's what we've had.
• 31:40
  The D platform is gay stance like from the beginning though,
• 31:44
  so like again and. And also like, how many weeks
• 31:48
  has it been since that even happened?
• 31:50
  And there's it's still on and on.
• 31:52
  He's the worst. Like somebody some guy flagged
• 31:55
  the channel down. Is this really like the news
• 31:58
  cycle for people? Get off Twitter Bros, it's not
• 32:02
  worth it. Apparently, apparently it is.
• 32:06
  Well, we're we're supposed we're supposed to complain at like
• 32:09
  channel flagging in clean stuff. In the mad Jarba.
• 32:17
  In like in also the LA mayor's race.
• 32:25
  Why would I care about the race for mayor in a place that not
• 32:30
  only will I never go to, but it's unlikely to exist in 15
• 32:34
  years? That is very true.
• 32:39
  Well, with the way things are going in in California, but
• 32:42
  particularly Lai Mean, it's kind of post apocalyptic already in a
• 32:48
  lot of places. Yeah.
• 32:52
  I mean, it's rough out here on the East Coast and some of the
• 32:55
  dirtier, like sadder places. But what makes LA extra special
• 33:00
  is it has that like, fake California positive vibes lashed
• 33:04
  all over the sad, destitute lives of homeless people on Skid
• 33:09
  Row. So it's like, you know, it's
• 33:12
  like that. It's like the theme song from
• 33:14
  Full House. You know, on top of a slum.
• 33:21
  Well and also well, and also like, I don't think, I don't
• 33:25
  think any of our, I don't think any of our states spontaneously
• 33:29
  combust, combust into fire all the time either.
• 33:38
  I mean, that happens when you are the, you know, subject of
• 33:44
  God's wrath over and over and over again, I think.
• 33:47
  Yeah, Well, to be fair, I mean we, we do get like hurricanes
• 33:53
  and what not here, but like you know, well.
• 33:56
  See, we get we get a little gods.
• 33:59
  Rather they get like. A lot of gods, rather.
• 34:02
  Than all I'm saying. Yeah, but I mean.
• 34:07
  Yeah, like California mayor's race.
• 34:09
  I've I figured this out. That Spencer Pratt guy was on
• 34:13
  that one reality show where he was a stuck up rich dumb kid
• 34:16
  right when I was in like high school.
• 34:20
  Now I know who he is. He's famous ish.
• 34:25
  He had a reality show. It was with him and his dumb
• 34:28
  blonde bimbo girlfriend. Oh, so oh, so that's why.
• 34:34
  So that's why he's. Yeah, yeah, he was in a reality
• 34:38
  show with and it was about the him and his girlfriend, I'm
• 34:42
  pretty sure, and how like rich and dumb they were.
• 34:50
  In fact, she was the star. He was like the costar.
• 34:55
  So yeah. He was the boyfriend.
• 34:57
  It was about the girl. Obviously.
• 34:59
  I forget which girl it was. So basically the like it's, it's
• 35:03
  the it's the most like California thing ever that then.
• 35:07
  Yes, a reality *. Is.
• 35:10
  Running an influencer style campaign to become mayor to dunk
• 35:17
  on and meme on Karen Bass. Yeah.
• 35:19
  That's, that's pretty much it, yeah.
• 35:22
  Which like honestly like and I and I know a friend of show Sean
• 35:29
  Simenko might disagree with us. I've I've a feeling that Karen
• 35:34
  Bass may still like retain her seat as of I I.
• 35:41
  I don't want to speculate because I don't really know the
• 35:44
  voting ways of specifically LA, right?
• 35:49
  I. Kind of like I don't have enough
• 35:51
  information on how their elections go to really make that
• 35:54
  kind of guess. I don't, I've never been to
• 35:56
  California, so making that guess of what the sentiment is like
• 36:00
  there would be hard. But I do hear a lot of people
• 36:02
  who live in California expressing that they are pretty
• 36:05
  pissed off with her about the fires.
• 36:08
  So. Yeah.
• 36:09
  Well, well all. I'm all I'm saying is like, I
• 36:12
  don't know. I don't know it.
• 36:14
  I don't know that either. But like all I'm saying is like
• 36:18
  a few years ago, everyone was saying that like that when Gavin
• 36:22
  Newsom, you know, was facing recall, everyone was saying that
• 36:26
  where elder was going to get massively, you know, was going
• 36:30
  to get all those seats and was going to push out, you know,
• 36:33
  Gavin Newsom. And there was there was a big
• 36:37
  brouhaha about it. And then what do you know, Gavin
• 36:41
  retained to see after all, when push came to shove that that
• 36:46
  that's all I'm saying is like. What you mean my reasoning is a
• 36:49
  little different, is that it's simple.
• 36:51
  That was a state election where I I could predict better at a
• 36:56
  state election how it's going to go in California.
• 36:59
  I legitimately don't know about the voting habits of LA.
• 37:03
  Yeah, I know. I yeah, I know.
• 37:05
  So that that would be a good thing to invite Sean Tomenko on
• 37:09
  because he does live there now. So I I would be curious to pick
• 37:13
  his brain. About it, yeah.
• 37:15
  Because I, I, I mean, he, he, he might have a point.
• 37:18
  That is all I'm saying is like if he's looked at the bath when
• 37:22
  you say it's Sean, like he probably did.
• 37:24
  Yeah. He's a he.
• 37:26
  He did not the type to say something like that and not come
• 37:29
  at you with at least a couple of things to make his case so.
• 37:33
  Yeah, and it yeah. And like, I'm not I'm not black.
• 37:37
  I'm not like I'm not necessarily black hole either.
• 37:39
  All I all I'm saying is like, I wouldn't be surprised with all
• 37:43
  the shady back deals if she, you know, if Karen Bass somehow, you
• 37:49
  know, pulled the Joe Biden and when?
• 37:51
  It comes to California politics. I don't think I'd be surprised
• 37:55
  by either result, right? Yeah.
• 38:00
  Also, there's supposedly a third person in the race as well that
• 38:04
  might not make it to the finals or something.
• 38:07
  I don't know. I haven't watched enough to keep
• 38:09
  up with it because frankly it's LA politics who has time and and
• 38:16
  I don't. I'm planning to go to Lai, don't
• 38:19
  plan to live in Lai, don't plan to visit Lai, don't plan to do
• 38:23
  any business with Lai. Am on the eastest of East Coast
• 38:28
  so I don't really care all that much but if the the point where
• 38:34
  I'll care is say this Spencer guy wins and does a great job
• 38:38
  and fixes the place. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 38:43
  I I mean I only care because like I have some family and.
• 38:48
  He's pointing out the dangers and and problems of communism,
• 38:51
  and for that I give him a thumbs up.
• 38:53
  Yeah, even if he. Loses being so explicit about
• 38:59
  why communism is bad and not being afraid to have that
• 39:02
  conversation, because I have seen some of the ads that he's
• 39:06
  put out about that. I have to give him a lot of
• 39:09
  credit for that. And it's about time we all start
• 39:12
  being as blunt as possible about why communism is bad and gay and
• 39:17
  stupid and doesn't deserve your time.
• 39:21
  Just like libertarianism. Yeah, which which going yeah,
• 39:25
  which going back like it is weird how libertarianism is
• 39:30
  essentially like the shoehorn version of or no, the horseshoe
• 39:36
  version of communism and probably shoehorn too, if I'm.
• 39:43
  I'd speak, yeah, it is shoehorned a little bit because
• 39:45
  they haven't won an election at like at any reasonable level
• 39:48
  ever for anything. No, never.
• 39:52
  Yeah, so the. Thing is, is that the.
• 39:56
  Commies and libertarians are the same in one key fundamental way,
• 40:01
  like I pointed out earlier. And that way is that they are
• 40:04
  inherently extreme. Yeah, that's why you find a lot
• 40:09
  of libertarians go and protest with the well, remember that one
• 40:14
  guy that was bringing like that homemade pistol?
• 40:17
  He was like super don't tread on me and all that stuff.
• 40:22
  Saying he was a libertarian, but there you are at a fucking ICE
• 40:26
  protest. Well, the exactly that's my
• 40:29
  point, yeah. Yeah.
• 40:33
  Now I know we've been killing time, so you can bring up a clip
• 40:37
  for a while and then you get rumbled.
• 40:38
  We have what? What are we?
• 40:40
  What are we looking at, Sam? What are we working with?
• 40:42
  You so so John Doyle, who's a podcaster who like he he kind of
• 40:48
  did like a summary of what I what we've been saying, you know
• 40:53
  is the whole issue with like Thomas Thomas Massey he brings
• 40:56
  up a few good points on like where Massey is weak so.
• 41:03
  Awesome. Yeah, I, I will say this.
• 41:05
  I've watched actually John Doyle for quite a few years since he
• 41:09
  used to do what is it called, Heck off commie.
• 41:12
  Good stuff. Good stuff.
• 41:15
  So yeah, the he, he. You know, I'm always down on
• 41:19
  these talking head conservative figures, Sam, so when it's
• 41:22
  somebody that I actually think is dope, I will shout them out.
• 41:25
  And John Doyle is worth listening to, yes.
• 41:27
  Absolutely. He did a whole like 30 minute
• 41:31
  dissertation on why Thomas Massey is a moron.
• 41:35
  And I obviously, obviously people should go and check out
• 41:40
  like the whole 30 minute show from last week if they have the
• 41:43
  chance and all of the odd that link in the show note.
• 41:46
  But like, here's basically like a good little 2 minute summary
• 41:50
  kind of just outlining all the big issues with Massey.
• 41:54
  My first and by far probably most important criticism of
• 41:57
  Thomas Massie, which is that he is literally an open borders
• 42:00
  globalist. Bold claim.
• 42:02
  Hold on baby birds, when have I ever left you hungry?
• 42:04
  Firstly, I must remind you once again keep in mind Thomas Massie
• 42:08
  is at his core a libertarian. That is his ideology.
• 42:11
  That is his worldview that informs every decision he makes
• 42:14
  in and outside office. If the Libertarian Party weren't
• 42:17
  completely inept, you would run as a libertarian.
• 42:20
  Libertarians support open borders.
• 42:22
  Now, I know that that sets some of you in the audience off, and
• 42:24
  you'll hear all sorts of libertarians talk about their
• 42:27
  own little variation of libertarianism that doesn't
• 42:29
  support open borders. They'll say other forms aren't
• 42:32
  the real libertarians where we heard that before.
• 42:34
  The truth is that yes, libertarianism does support open
• 42:37
  borders. Libertarians do not believe that
• 42:40
  the state should be able to regulate the movement of people.
• 42:42
  They believe borders are these ambiguous constructs, No human
• 42:45
  is illegal, blah blah. Like you get the idea.
• 42:48
  This is a fundamental belief that libertarians and Thomas
• 42:50
  Massie share with the radical left.
• 42:52
  Let's just take a look at his record.
• 42:54
  In 2019, Thomas Massie voted to end emergency funding for
• 42:58
  President Trump's border wall. Last year, Thomas Massie voted
• 43:02
  against the One Big Beautiful Bill which secured the greatest
• 43:05
  increase in funding for ICE and mass deportations.
• 43:08
  It also allocated funds for the border wall, which currently is
• 43:11
  being built at record pace. Thomas Massie opposes E-Verify.
• 43:14
  He believes that companies should not be required to
• 43:16
  confirm the citizenship and work eligibility of potential hires.
• 43:20
  Thomas Massie voted against additional funding for ICE and
• 43:23
  DHS earlier this year in HR 7147.
• 43:27
  He has Co sponsored bills to increase visa caps and legal
• 43:30
  immigration. Just two months ago in March, he
• 43:33
  voted in favor of an amendment that would require ICE to obtain
• 43:37
  warrants before conducting deportations, which would just
• 43:40
  bureaucratize the entire process and effectively neuter ICE all
• 43:44
  together. Which is of course the point.
• 43:45
  Which is why the left likes that too.
• 43:47
  Thomas Massie is an open borders globalist.
• 43:50
  If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, passes bills like a
• 43:53
  duck, it's a duck. Dude, we're allowed to
• 43:55
  acknowledge that. My first.
• 43:57
  So, yeah, essentially. So yeah, he pretty much so,
• 44:02
  yeah, he pretty much summed up like basically what what, what
• 44:07
  all my issues with basically the whole entire Libertarian Party
• 44:10
  are. And yeah, like that's that's the
• 44:13
  other thing too, is anytime I get into like a conversation
• 44:16
  with a libertarianism with libertarian, it's like, well,
• 44:21
  there are multiple sects of libertarianism and you just
• 44:24
  don't understand. So let me educate you.
• 44:27
  And then it's like they go on like 10 minute like spiels and I
• 44:31
  tune out because I'm bored. Yeah, well, talking to a
• 44:36
  libertarian, you know that one meme where there's like a guy
• 44:39
  yelling in a bitch's face? Yeah.
• 44:43
  That's pretty much what talking to a libertarian is like.
• 44:46
  Every fucking dime. It's just, it's like, yeah, man,
• 44:51
  I don't know. I I think there should be like
• 44:53
  borders and I kind of like a social safety net.
• 44:56
  And they'll be like, no, that makes you a communist.
• 44:58
  Let me explain to you about the true free market principle for a
• 45:02
  minute. And you're like, bro, this is a
• 45:05
  Wendy's. What is your order?
• 45:09
  Yeah, yeah, or, or, or or even if you say something like or
• 45:17
  even if you say something like. Well, they're like, so they're
• 45:21
  like, and they bring up like a whole, you know, thing of this
• 45:26
  is this is my other favorite thing is like they think that
• 45:29
  the point they think that like fire and police should be like
• 45:31
  privatized. And it's like, and it's like, Oh
• 45:35
  yeah, because of that could that could never, that could never go
• 45:39
  wrong, like at all. I would immediately privatize,
• 45:44
  deputize myself, and make myself immune to.
• 45:48
  All the laws. Well, yeah, you.
• 45:53
  Mean qualified immunity? No way.
• 45:56
  No, no, we're talking there. They want anarchism.
• 45:59
  So I'm just the, I'm the cops now libertarians.
• 46:04
  And I think that you're against the law.
• 46:08
  So I I get to dispense Judge Dredd style punishment.
• 46:16
  That that that would, that would be why that would be, that would
• 46:19
  be that would be terrifying. Max is like Judge Brad.
• 46:27
  Yeah. Except I'm just judging if
• 46:29
  you're a libertarian or not. Which is even, which is even
• 46:35
  scarier if you're if you're if you are all Overtarian, so.
• 46:41
  Yeah, you walk up to him the first thing.
• 46:42
  It's like reefer that doesn't work for you.
• 46:50
  Yeah. Tie dye shirt, huh?
• 46:54
  Where'd you get that? Also.
• 47:00
  Reddit glasses. Oh yeah.
• 47:04
  Guilty. Well, have you noticed that like
• 47:10
  more may more may be interesting in this too, But like I've also
• 47:13
  noticed like a few of these like schizo libertarian people also
• 47:18
  like follow like Anita Sarkeesian and what are these?
• 47:22
  That's the reason. I want to fuck her Sam.
• 47:27
  I if you didn't realize this, Gamergaters like the people that
• 47:32
  are like yo, I'm a part of Gamergate.
• 47:35
  The reason that they're still like that, like what what 12-14
• 47:40
  years later is because they just, they want to fuck her and
• 47:43
  Zoe Quinn. Well, I mean.
• 47:50
  Like, I'm not saying everybody involved in Gamergate Sam,
• 47:54
  because no. No, I.
• 47:55
  Everybody involved with Gamergate grew the fuck up.
• 47:59
  I'm saying the Gamergaters that are still in that war to this
• 48:03
  day and it's their whole life. I find that they often say a lot
• 48:09
  of things that give me the impression that they would like
• 48:11
  to sleep with both Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn.
• 48:15
  Yes, that doesn't. Make Anita Sarkeesian or Zoe
• 48:18
  Quinn write about anything. It's just very obvious that a
• 48:22
  lot of these Gamergaters want to fuck them.
• 48:25
  Yes. And probably Brianna Wu too.
• 48:28
  And I understand that makes a lot of questions and I'm not
• 48:31
  going to answer any of them, but yeah.
• 48:34
  And have no goddamn standards. Well, well, and these guys,
• 48:39
  anything they get mad at that looks like a woman, they have to
• 48:42
  goon to it. It seems to be like a zoomer
• 48:44
  thing. Goon and hate and hate and goon.
• 48:49
  They have associated those two concepts.
• 48:54
  Well, and that's well and and well, that's kind of the whole
• 48:59
  thing with this whole quartering thing too is it's, it's all like
• 49:04
  it's all like a big hate. Right, he was hating and gooning
• 49:09
  on Warski and PPP who were hating and gooning on him to
• 49:14
  begin with, and they only exist because Ethan Ralph was hating
• 49:20
  and gooning on them and then they hated and gooned on him.
• 49:23
  And this. There's a whole section of the
• 49:25
  Internet that is about nothing but saying weird insane shit and
• 49:30
  jerking off about it. Yeah.
• 49:36
  That's why I don't really follow much on the Internet these days.
• 49:40
  I make music. I, I, I run, I watch the stuff
• 49:44
  you make me watch. I watch a lot.
• 49:46
  I watch a lot of leftist Youtubers these days Sam like
• 49:50
  man, center left. Yeah.
• 49:55
  Grifters have driven me insane. The right wing grifters are so
• 49:59
  annoying. You're they're they're woke 2
• 50:02
  point O because it's the same thing of if you don't have the
• 50:06
  proper opinions, they're going to cat lady you.
• 50:09
  Yeah, and and and to be honest. And I never have the proper
• 50:13
  opinion, Sam, that's hard. Well, not well, not well
• 50:17
  neither. Well, neither do I apparently,
• 50:19
  because because I mean shoot for for all I can, for all my, for
• 50:28
  all of my, for all my stuff. Like none of my tweets get like
• 50:32
  that many like impressions, you know, or anything like like that
• 50:37
  on X which makes me. I'm doing trans.
• 50:41
  No one no. And I no.
• 50:44
  And I'm not, I'm not going, I'm not going to, I'm not going to
• 50:47
  either. I I, I have these things called
• 50:49
  standards, Max. That's why you, that's why you
• 50:53
  and more theists are on the shows because you 2 all three of
• 50:57
  us have these things called standards.
• 51:01
  And yeah, I mean, I could just, I could just clout chase, but.
• 51:10
  OK, sell me on this one then, because like the consultant
• 51:14
  said, you going trans would probably be huge for business.
• 51:21
  Yeah. Well, and then I and then I
• 51:23
  counted that with a well like I don't feel like I don't.
• 51:27
  Suggested pigtails and we call you Sammy.
• 51:32
  Well, you, well, you well you guys, you guys can, you guys can
• 51:35
  already call and say it, you guys.
• 51:39
  What else? Like, there's not.
• 51:41
  It's either that or Samantha, right?
• 51:43
  And I felt like that's too formal.
• 51:48
  I mean, I mean something. I mean some people to fuck with
• 51:53
  me will call me that anyway. Just.
• 51:57
  Said that if you did we would see a growth of 18,000% and I
• 52:02
  believe them because YouTube would probably push you to the
• 52:05
  moon. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:07
  But I but I have but I have too much pride.
• 52:12
  OK, next best thing then. We could say you're
• 52:15
  neurodivergent and that you have autism and that you really,
• 52:20
  really like Sonic the Hedgehog. OK, the whole neurodivergent
• 52:25
  virgin thing to be to be completely serious for for a
• 52:30
  SEC, I I still like that is again like one of those words
• 52:35
  sell terms that like but like yeah.
• 52:41
  Sounds good to them until they realize that what it sounds like
• 52:46
  to everybody else would be more something to describe conditions
• 52:49
  like you guys have, like a neurological.
• 52:51
  Condition. Yeah, more.
• 52:53
  Have depression. Yeah, yeah, more, yeah, more,
• 52:59
  yeah, more. And I actually are neuro dot,
• 53:02
  neuro dot divergent. That, that, that's the whole,
• 53:06
  that's the whole thing is like. Yeah.
• 53:09
  And when somebody actually is, yes, noticeable.
• 53:14
  Yeah. So when you're not and you're
• 53:18
  like running around like I've never heard the virgin, we all
• 53:20
  see what it is. Middle-aged white woman.
• 53:25
  Yeah. Mostly, mostly.
• 53:28
  Middle-aged white women or. Middle-aged cat lady.
• 53:34
  Or a really or a really insecure zoomer like wanting to get like
• 53:38
  social media approval. Yeah man, zoomers love them some
• 53:46
  like big word salad words, right?
• 53:52
  Give give zoomers a new fucking 5 syllable word that they can
• 53:59
  flex on other people with and they're going to go out and word
• 54:02
  MOG everybody they've ever met. You know.
• 54:05
  What these same? Zoomers Sam don't know how to
• 54:08
  pronounce basic 2nd grade reading level fucking vocabulary
• 54:13
  words either and they have to look it up.
• 54:16
  Well. Well, zoomers have just have
• 54:19
  just discovered Michael Jackson too.
• 54:22
  And they, it's funny, they, they think that Michael Jackson is
• 54:25
  one of them now, even though he's been, even though he's.
• 54:29
  Retarded. Even though he's been dead for,
• 54:31
  even though he's been dead for almost like, you know, almost 20
• 54:37
  years. You know, Sam, millennials are
• 54:43
  worse. So there's that.
• 54:48
  Yeah. Like millennials killed comedy.
• 54:51
  Let's be real, millennial comedy is.
• 54:56
  Mix tape. Yeah, millennial comedy is mix
• 55:00
  tape. That's millennial comedy right
• 55:02
  there. Yeah.
• 55:05
  Self entitled self inserts of shit they never even experienced
• 55:08
  but wish they did. Yeah, that's millennials in a
• 55:12
  nutshell. Yeah.
• 55:17
  It's funny too, because millennials, unlike zoomers,
• 55:21
  actually did do a bunch of shit, but the ones writing all the
• 55:24
  shit are the ones that didn't do shit.
• 55:26
  The theater kids and nerds. This is why Sam, I'm not only
• 55:31
  declaring war on libertarians, but I have it's coming out.
• 55:35
  Geek Pulley Part 3 will be available very soon, but the
• 55:39
  Geek Bully Trilogy Sam is a statement that the nerds, we're
• 55:44
  living in Revenge of the Nerds and now it's time for Revenge of
• 55:48
  the Bros. Sam, like the nerds have been in
• 55:51
  charge way too long. They are mad annoying.
• 55:55
  They got all these stupid roles and they want you to like
• 55:59
  remember big words and stuff like community guidelines and
• 56:03
  all this shit is gay. That's nerd shit.
• 56:08
  We need to give them wedgies. We need to be fucking running
• 56:13
  their underwear. I want to throw Bill Gates in
• 56:16
  the fucking box. That's right.
• 56:19
  Well, you know, you know, what's funny is, is like most is like
• 56:24
  most of the most of the fiction writers that I follow are not
• 56:29
  theater kids at all. They're all either accountants
• 56:32
  or like actual like a little Chad law enforcement people.
• 56:38
  Well that's because they're actually writing and then the
• 56:40
  people that are getting like major deals for media companies
• 56:45
  are theater fucking kids and it's infuriating because nobody
• 56:48
  wants to read their dreck. This is why theater has been
• 56:52
  dead since the fucking 30s. Yeah, one that and one then, and
• 57:00
  then all the theater kids, they, they, they all get university
• 57:04
  positions and then teach. Useless theater classes.
• 57:08
  They all, they all also hate comedy and so millennial comedy
• 57:12
  is just being a snarky bitch. But here's the thing.
• 57:15
  What they don't realize is that nothing can.
• 57:18
  All the dramas that they love so much would not exist exist if
• 57:23
  they weren't carried by comedies like vaudeville.
• 57:28
  Yeah. Because comedies are what people
• 57:30
  actually want to see, Not fucking the drama nearly as much
• 57:35
  unless it's like high level drama.
• 57:38
  But the average drama direct that they put out these days is
• 57:41
  certainly no Shakespeare. It's about their sexual
• 57:45
  preferences for 45 minutes before you find out that they're
• 57:49
  actually trans. And then and then the play is
• 57:51
  just an actual orgy on stage. That's modern theater, Sam.
• 57:56
  Yes. Actually, that's not even just
• 57:58
  modern theater that that is literally sort of hair as well,
• 58:04
  only without all the gay stuff. It's but it does end in a naked
• 58:08
  orgy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:18
  Now I'm thinking out like theater is really.
• 58:22
  Well, it's all gay guys that and that hasn't changed.
• 58:27
  See, but we used to have see Sam.
• 58:30
  What happened was I I know what happened to the theater, the gay
• 58:34
  guys, they got like not allowed in in to do the thing anymore,
• 58:38
  right. And they were just running the
• 58:40
  theater and then all of a sudden it was OK to be gay.
• 58:44
  That's what I meant. They weren't allowed to be gay.
• 58:46
  So they were like, there you had a few gay guys and where they
• 58:50
  met was running the fucking Broadway theater show, right?
• 58:54
  And so they were all sucking each other's Dick and all that
• 58:56
  shit and they were happy, but there was only a few of them.
• 59:00
  But now we open the floodgates. Now every guy's supposed to suck
• 59:04
  every other guy's Dick. Apparently you're just supposed
• 59:07
  to. If you don't suck Dick and
• 59:10
  you're not gay, then you're not going to get a job in show
• 59:13
  business. So now everybody's gay, Sam.
• 59:17
  But see, it makes it hard to find the true blue Dick sucking
• 59:21
  homos that used to run the theater for the love of the
• 59:25
  game. There's so many gay guys
• 59:29
  floating around, and I know, I know, you would think every gay
• 59:32
  guy who sucks Dick could probably write good Broadway
• 59:35
  musicals, but you'd be wrong, Sam.
• 59:38
  Well, yeah, because you. Know these gay guys can't carry
• 59:41
  a tune at all? I mean, I mean, a lot of them
• 59:45
  are just, a lot of them are gay now because it's just trendy.
• 59:50
  Well, look Sam, sucking Dick ruins your throat, ruins your
• 59:53
  larynx and vocal cords, and then you Can't Sing as good, so you
• 59:57
  have a limited time for that sort of thing.
• 59:59
  And there's just way too many gay guys.
• 1:00:01
  They can't sort through them all to find the actual true blue
• 1:00:05
  Andrew Lloyd Webber's of the bunch.
• 1:00:08
  So instead we get Spider Man the Musical.
• 1:00:15
  What? Happens when you make everybody
• 1:00:16
  gay, Sam. Which I mean, that is, that is
• 1:00:22
  just an, that is just an atrocity.
• 1:00:26
  You say that, but then I'll say cats and people believe like
• 1:00:29
  that's the best thing ever, and I think that is the worst thing
• 1:00:33
  I've ever seen in my whole life. Oh cat cats is awful.
• 1:00:38
  Who the fuck? I think the people that say they
• 1:00:42
  like cats have never seen it. Well, cat cats, the motion
• 1:00:47
  picture is Night is nightmare fuel too.
• 1:00:51
  Oh, I don't know about that, but I saw it on Providence, Off
• 1:00:54
  Broadway and I and I was forced to go through a family thing and
• 1:00:59
  I wanted the cats to have real claws so I could grab them and
• 1:01:03
  use them to gouge my eyes out about halfway through.
• 1:01:06
  Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:08
  That that's yeah, that was my experience too.
• 1:01:12
  And then I was forced to also see the motion picture, you
• 1:01:18
  know, for a family thing. And like I said, that was
• 1:01:21
  absolutely what that was absolute nightmare.
• 1:01:24
  My God, they. Made you watch gay furry porn at
• 1:01:27
  a family event? See, this is what I'm talking
• 1:01:29
  about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:33
  And that's essentially what it was.
• 1:01:39
  Well, all musicals are some form of gay porn.
• 1:01:42
  It's just what kind. That's what I like.
• 1:01:44
  Musicals were gay porn before they figured out that they could
• 1:01:48
  make gay porn. I mean, yeah, although like.
• 1:02:00
  It's. Like I like some musicals, how
• 1:02:02
  do I get out of this one? Well, the only one, the only one
• 1:02:06
  that like didn't the only one that I, I wouldn't say I liked
• 1:02:09
  it, but it wasn't bad was Les Mis.
• 1:02:12
  But like that, that is about, that is about the French
• 1:02:15
  Revolution. So that is kind of gay in and of
• 1:02:19
  itself because it's about the French.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah, Sam likes French lesbians. I'll allow it.
• 1:02:27
  Yeah, but I mean, then again, the French are kind of gay too,
• 1:02:36
  so. Kind of gay sip or Dick gobbling
• 1:02:43
  homo gay. Well, totes gay I guess is the
• 1:02:48
  is the best way of. I like to call it Fox Man Gay.
• 1:02:57
  Say well, Speaking of being gay, Rumble.
• 1:03:01
  Rumble is being pretty gay, actually.
• 1:03:04
  That's not new. No, no, it's not between,
• 1:03:10
  between outages and then making like between them, like
• 1:03:21
  basically, you know, making deals with like more crypto
• 1:03:26
  companies and whatnot. Humongous says if the French are
• 1:03:31
  gay, then which nationality is the gayest?
• 1:03:36
  And I actually happen to know the answer for this one, Sam.
• 1:03:42
  And right now it's Canadians because they're a lot of them
• 1:03:47
  are French and they're not even like cool enough to admit that
• 1:03:52
  they're French. And Justin Trudeau being in
• 1:03:56
  charge for so long, like they got so much gay aura points for
• 1:04:00
  just that. Yeah, well, I mean being, I mean
• 1:04:04
  being French Canadian, that's a double.
• 1:04:06
  That's a double win. I know.
• 1:04:08
  That's like being gay. Gay, you know?
• 1:04:13
  Yeah, French Canadian is like saying you're gay.
• 1:04:17
  Gay. Although, although to be fair,
• 1:04:21
  are they Chris Cantwell gay? I don't think so.
• 1:04:26
  That's a pretty high bar. You know how many dudes you have
• 1:04:31
  to blow to get there? Me either.
• 1:04:36
  Yeah, I never. Looked into it, I don't want to
• 1:04:37
  count. Too many.
• 1:04:40
  Neither did Cantwell. He didn't count.
• 1:04:42
  He just sucked. That's how you get through so
• 1:04:48
  many. Well, he got he got through so
• 1:04:52
  many and then decided to write a whole book about it.
• 1:04:56
  Remember the part where he said he held his nose so that never
• 1:04:59
  mind? I I do.
• 1:05:06
  Sam's like you bastard, I'm traumatized by that.
• 1:05:12
  Well, I mean, I mean. We.
• 1:05:15
  I mean, we all, we all were, we all were traumatized by that so.
• 1:05:22
  See, Tay makes a good point for the French because he says
• 1:05:25
  they're always saying we, we. But so do at least one in five
• 1:05:30
  Canadians. Yeah, Yeah, that's true.
• 1:05:35
  And I mean, saying we, we all the time is kind of gay, I got
• 1:05:39
  to admit. But it's also funny, you know,
• 1:05:43
  'cause like we, we. They go all the way home.
• 1:05:46
  Or like I I feel like they should have pee pee should be
• 1:05:51
  for no that way to be funny. We, we and pee pee or pee pee
• 1:05:57
  and poo poo. Well, that that's talking
• 1:06:03
  Africa. Hey, pigeon is a respectable
• 1:06:08
  language, Sam. I read BBC pigeon sometimes to
• 1:06:12
  get caught up on the African news of the world.
• 1:06:15
  And by the way, Sam, in complete and total seriousness and with
• 1:06:20
  no sarcasm at all, a good portion of the fans of my music
• 1:06:24
  on SUNO are fucking African. W African specifically.
• 1:06:30
  Well, that. West Africa.
• 1:06:33
  Best Africa, Duh. Well, that's cool.
• 1:06:38
  Seriously like like if you look at the makeup of things, if I
• 1:06:43
  were to want to ever go to Africa, the only part of it that
• 1:06:46
  has like African culture anymore and isn't the biggest shit hole
• 1:06:50
  possible is West Africa. Unless we're counting the Middle
• 1:06:56
  East. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, we.
• 1:06:59
  Call the Middle East Africa. No.
• 1:07:03
  Right. So you either got like the
• 1:07:05
  deepest, darkest Congo. That doesn't sound very fun.
• 1:07:08
  South Africa's nice, but it's like, I don't know, it's like a
• 1:07:11
  Dutch colony for the most part. It doesn't have like the culture
• 1:07:15
  is the culture. You you kind of know what it is.
• 1:07:18
  But out there in like Nigeria, I like, I know Nigerians and
• 1:07:22
  Kenyans and and you know, Ghana and all that on West Africa,
• 1:07:25
  man, you know, that is the Moat. Like that is the most part of
• 1:07:29
  Africa. If you were to live, it seems
• 1:07:32
  like you'd want to live in one of those countries or South
• 1:07:36
  Africa specifically, like Johannesburg or something, yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Well, I mean the problem, the problem with South.
• 1:07:43
  Africa, to be fair. The problem with South Africa is
• 1:07:48
  all the you know is all the. The racial tension, yeah, They
• 1:07:54
  don't have that as much in West Africa because it's just always
• 1:07:57
  been black people run that bitch.
• 1:08:02
  Yeah, they have tribal tensions. It's different and political
• 1:08:07
  tensions, but so do we. I don't know.
• 1:08:15
  I like, I like up here like like my wife knows this to be true
• 1:08:20
  too, right? A lot of Nigerians come here
• 1:08:22
  because we have a lot of colleges.
• 1:08:24
  They go to college. And then how many doctors have
• 1:08:26
  you had that are from Nigeria? A lot.
• 1:08:31
  Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, they a lot, a lot of
• 1:08:34
  Nigerians settle up around Boston because they go to
• 1:08:38
  college and fucking all the top end schools.
• 1:08:40
  So we have a, I'll tell you this, Sam ignoring because
• 1:08:45
  they're all legal. First of all, the group of
• 1:08:49
  immigrants I find one of the best relationships with is
• 1:08:53
  Nigerian and Kenyan. Immigrants in this area are
• 1:08:56
  usually doctors and lawyers and shit.
• 1:09:01
  Yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Well, yeah. Kenyans, Kenyans here are
• 1:09:05
  Kenyans here are great. It's the.
• 1:09:08
  It's the I I think you'll find, but most Nigerians that come
• 1:09:12
  here legally are the in the same boat.
• 1:09:14
  Oh, yeah, I I've, I've had so many.
• 1:09:18
  Yeah, I've got. Too.
• 1:09:20
  Well, yeah, there. Well, yeah, there are, there are
• 1:09:23
  lots of nurses from Kenya and Ghana here, so.
• 1:09:29
  Yeah. See, I come from, I guess a
• 1:09:32
  different school of foreign policy thinking than a lot of
• 1:09:36
  people in that. Like, I don't think that the
• 1:09:39
  pinnacle of civilization in the world right now that we should
• 1:09:42
  be dealing the most with is Europe.
• 1:09:44
  In fact, I think Europe probably the last place I look to Asia
• 1:09:50
  and you know, Pacific, you know, area.
• 1:09:54
  That's a lot of where the developing world is.
• 1:09:56
  Now I look at Central and South America and see so much
• 1:10:02
  potential, and I look at, yeah, West Africa and see so much
• 1:10:05
  potential, and I just find it so infuriating.
• 1:10:08
  We're fighting to have like, space in Europe.
• 1:10:12
  Who doesn't want to do any? You know, I don't want any.
• 1:10:14
  Part of us doesn't want to. They want us virtue signal about
• 1:10:18
  how much better than us they are.
• 1:10:20
  Did you see that we're rejecting the UN migrant pact?
• 1:10:26
  I guys, I saw something. I saw something.
• 1:10:31
  Obligated to take all these migrants off their hands.
• 1:10:35
  Oh yeah? Oh yeah, fuck that.
• 1:10:37
  Yeah, fuck that. And that, that's what I mean, is
• 1:10:40
  like Europe has set up its own problems.
• 1:10:43
  It wants us to bail us to bail them out of all of them, right?
• 1:10:47
  Bail us out of Russia. Bail us out of the problems with
• 1:10:51
  our economy. Bail us out of our immigration
• 1:10:53
  problems. America, fuck that shit.
• 1:10:57
  America first. That ain't just a slogan in it
• 1:11:01
  and and Nick Fuentes Co opting it doesn't change that it has
• 1:11:04
  meaning. You know, Lind Lindbergh and all
• 1:11:08
  that it it goes back. Well, yeah.
• 1:11:11
  And, and so, yeah, going back to the whole time and fascinating
• 1:11:14
  like, so you bring that up like, what are they all focused on?
• 1:11:18
  Oh, there's too much Jewish and there's too much, well, they
• 1:11:22
  won't say Jewish, but you know, they'll say Israel and it's
• 1:11:25
  like, it's like, OK, but we, it's like, but the EU, the EU
• 1:11:30
  has more influence and it's like, and they're like no, no,
• 1:11:33
  no, Israel. Israel is like that's all they
• 1:11:36
  want to scream about is Israel. And it's like.
• 1:11:39
  Well, and The thing is, is that that the thing about the anti
• 1:11:42
  Israel people, and I find this if even people that I know and
• 1:11:47
  and currently is that what they don't understand is that they've
• 1:11:51
  been yelling about that in a bubble for so long that they
• 1:11:53
  think that nobody else agrees with them to a degree, But we
• 1:11:59
  do. Yes, everybody is sick of sub
• 1:12:02
  level of Israel's bullshit. That's why they don't want to
• 1:12:05
  hear you rant about it all the fucking time.
• 1:12:08
  Dude is we all know, yeah, Israel pulled this bullshit over
• 1:12:12
  here and that bullshit over there.
• 1:12:14
  But at the same time, the Israel people bury their nose in the
• 1:12:17
  sand and they're like the poor Palestinians.
• 1:12:19
  And then you just watch a video of like a Hamas guy shoot a
• 1:12:22
  rocket at a bunch of fucking kids.
• 1:12:25
  Yeah. And it's like, hey, how about
• 1:12:27
  both sides have nothing? This is this is my favorite one.
• 1:12:32
  The left and the libertarians are so deeply invested that I
• 1:12:37
  should care in what they call a genocide in Gaza.
• 1:12:40
  Why, why? Why should I care one bit?
• 1:12:47
  Because because Jews, because Jews Max that like that's where
• 1:12:53
  and that's why I would have like more if they just if they just
• 1:12:57
  can't, I was like, Yep, we're just we're anti-Semitic.
• 1:13:00
  I would actually like respect. Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  And well, and then I'd be like, OK, but so this conversation is
• 1:13:06
  dead because you're, you know, you can't give me one reason to
• 1:13:11
  care. Yeah, well, well, it's like,
• 1:13:15
  it's one of the thing where like it's like, yeah, you're
• 1:13:17
  retarded, but at least I respect you for like coming out as like
• 1:13:21
  being being retarded. I don't even think it's retarded
• 1:13:26
  to say that Israel has pulled some stunts.
• 1:13:30
  Israel does have outsized influence, like, we're not
• 1:13:33
  denying that. Yeah, but.
• 1:13:36
  We're not the time that Israel shouldn't have as much influence
• 1:13:39
  in our politics as it does. Why would we even deny that?
• 1:13:41
  We've criticized them for it on this show for years without, but
• 1:13:48
  we don't jump into they're really pulling all the strings
• 1:13:51
  of all the conspiracy. Like, that's not like.
• 1:13:53
  Right what right and and right and that that's that's where
• 1:13:57
  they that's where they always take it.
• 1:14:00
  They they always take. It's that I heard.
• 1:14:03
  Today though, the actually the Portuguese are behind everything
• 1:14:07
  so. Well, that, that actually makes
• 1:14:11
  a lot of sense. There's those Portuguese man.
• 1:14:16
  Portuguese. It's Portuguese.
• 1:14:19
  No, There's a Sam Hyde where he interviews a lady and she
• 1:14:24
  describes a group of people who control everything from behind
• 1:14:27
  the scenes and they come from all over and they look different
• 1:14:32
  and they run everything. And, and Sam Hyde was like, you
• 1:14:36
  mean the Jews, right? And she's like, no, the
• 1:14:39
  Portuguese and she was dead serious.
• 1:14:41
  And the reason, Sam, it's such a New England thing because
• 1:14:46
  Portuguese people run lots of businesses in this area and they
• 1:14:49
  are run for government. And so from her very limited
• 1:14:53
  like schizo perspective, they are the secret conspiracy Jews
• 1:14:59
  of her world. That is hilarious.
• 1:15:03
  And if you weren't from this area, you would not understand
• 1:15:06
  that context that yeah, she sees Portuguese name politicians, she
• 1:15:11
  sees Portuguese signs, Portuguese businesses.
• 1:15:14
  And also the thing about Portuguese, a lot of people
• 1:15:17
  don't know Sam, what skin color would you expect a Portuguese
• 1:15:21
  person to be? Like like kind of tan.
• 1:15:28
  Yeah, and white and black and every shade in between.
• 1:15:34
  And Asian and Brazilian especially because Portuguese
• 1:15:42
  speaking population on earth is Brazil.
• 1:15:46
  So I could see how you'd be like, they all look different
• 1:15:51
  and come from all over the world.
• 1:15:53
  That's just because at one point they did run everything,
• 1:15:56
  Portugal and Spain, right? We know this.
• 1:15:58
  They colonized fucking half the world.
• 1:16:00
  Then England kind of got better at it than them and they fell
• 1:16:03
  off. But the Portuguese that came
• 1:16:06
  here are like, I don't know, now it's like 4th, 5th generation
• 1:16:10
  immigrants that settled in this area.
• 1:16:12
  And yeah, there's a lot of them. Most of them don't speak
• 1:16:16
  Portuguese anymore. Most of them are big like
• 1:16:19
  anybody who around here who claims to be Portuguese.
• 1:16:22
  Now if they if it's likely mixed of multiple ethnicities and but
• 1:16:29
  we do have like Portuguese culture because we have
• 1:16:32
  festivals and Portuguese mass and things.
• 1:16:36
  So this lady, I love it, Sam Hyde has been doing these
• 1:16:39
  interviews with just like random New England people who are crazy
• 1:16:43
  and they, me and my wife, die watching at the crazy shit
• 1:16:47
  because that is how there are New England people that are just
• 1:16:50
  like that. I have seen a few of those.
• 1:16:54
  I have seen a few of those. Yeah, yeah, the.
• 1:16:56
  Newest one that came out today. We were dead laughing at this
• 1:17:01
  lady because I've adopted Portuguese so my my my my
• 1:17:05
  stepdad is. Portuguese.
• 1:17:08
  Half my family is Portuguese. Yeah, you've talked about that.
• 1:17:12
  Yeah, and my wife has got Portuguese in her family as
• 1:17:16
  well. And we we did not expect when
• 1:17:19
  she said that because obvi it sounded so much like she was
• 1:17:22
  just going to be like, yeah, that you.
• 1:17:24
  She's like, oh, those I hate a group of people and they're
• 1:17:27
  secretive and they're sneaky and they lie and you're like, oh,
• 1:17:31
  here we go. She's going to say the thing.
• 1:17:33
  And even Sam Ida is like, you can say it.
• 1:17:34
  You can say it. I hate those people too.
• 1:17:37
  And she's like, yeah, I hate. So he kind of leads her into it.
• 1:17:40
  He's like, I hate the And then she says Portuguese and we both
• 1:17:45
  started dying. Like, like, are you fucking
• 1:17:47
  kidding me? Yeah, well, that you know, it's.
• 1:17:57
  And, and Sam Hyde at one point even looks at the camera and
• 1:18:00
  he's like, what the fuck is wrong with this place?
• 1:18:02
  And I was like, I've been asking the same thing for 42 years.
• 1:18:06
  Dude, she had him like stemming, Yeah, 'cause they were in like.
• 1:18:11
  The Sam Hyde was rocking because she was too much for him.
• 1:18:15
  Oh my God, it. Was so funny.
• 1:18:18
  Oh man, shout out to Sam Hyde. Stop defending Nick Fuentes
• 1:18:22
  though get get over it. That's so fucking cringe.
• 1:18:27
  Yeah, what? Yeah, Well, I mean he.
• 1:18:31
  Oh, oh, he was a contrarian voice at a time.
• 1:18:35
  And I thought, like, some of what he said was OK yeah, that's
• 1:18:38
  fine. But like, even Sam Hyde has to
• 1:18:41
  admit, there's a hell of a lot better messengers for the
• 1:18:44
  message that he's looking for the Nick Fuentes in 2026.
• 1:18:48
  But I digress. Well, also like how contrarian
• 1:18:52
  can you really be if if you're like getting the if you're if
• 1:18:57
  you're like getting the like like at this point, Nick is kind
• 1:19:01
  of like corporal Contraire and right, kind of like Nirvana.
• 1:19:05
  Yes, What was? Yes, that's a very good
• 1:19:09
  actually, though if I were to make the comparison, Sam, you're
• 1:19:13
  so close, but Green Day. Yeah, yes, yes, even.
• 1:19:20
  My God. And and why I say that is
• 1:19:23
  because Nirvana retained more of its soul, including up to the
• 1:19:28
  fucking, you know, suicide of the lead singer, obviously
• 1:19:32
  tragically, but he didn't he didn't sell out for the corpose.
• 1:19:37
  He just kind of couldn't handle the set.
• 1:19:40
  They asked him bass. They were like, hey, make sell
• 1:19:42
  out music. And he was like, no, I can't do
• 1:19:44
  that man. Nick Fuentes's Green Day, where
• 1:19:49
  their first record was like a little sell outy punk Dookie,
• 1:19:53
  right? And then immediately their
• 1:19:55
  second record they were doing acoustic ballads.
• 1:19:58
  And then by their third record they were doing pop punk.
• 1:20:01
  And by their 4th record it was a rock opera.
• 1:20:03
  And by their 5th record they were the biggest fucking pop
• 1:20:06
  band in the world. And they had ushered in a second
• 1:20:08
  wave of pop punk without any of the punk, but all of the pop.
• 1:20:14
  Yeah. That's exactly what Nick
• 1:20:17
  Fuentes's version of that is trying to be.
• 1:20:20
  You know, if I were to say who I think the best, who, who relayed
• 1:20:24
  the best message during that era of that kind of group of people,
• 1:20:29
  it's the one that stayed above the fray and they're known as
• 1:20:33
  Murdoch Murdoch. If you can't do the message that
• 1:20:37
  you're doing as good as Murdoch Murdoch did in that cartoon
• 1:20:40
  show, then just you're not good enough.
• 1:20:44
  Oh, why? I thought I thought you would.
• 1:20:46
  I thought you were going to say me, but you know I.
• 1:20:50
  Well, you didn't. You weren't talking about hating
• 1:20:51
  Jews, so that's kind. Of what I meant.
• 1:20:55
  The anti Israel type stuff, right of of the right, whatever
• 1:21:00
  they wanted to say, that was the the one that stayed above the
• 1:21:04
  fray and never fucking always just had funny content and and a
• 1:21:10
  message to it was Murdoch. Murdoch and you know, they
• 1:21:14
  stayed anonymous. They still are.
• 1:21:17
  There you go. Well, yeah, and, and, and
• 1:21:19
  nobody, nobody even knew like like Barrel, anyone even knows
• 1:21:25
  what Murdoch Murdoch even is. Yeah, and it's sort of
• 1:21:31
  foundational to a lot of people from 4 Chan who watched it.
• 1:21:35
  The memes, meme culture, you know, it's interesting.
• 1:21:39
  Another one is another unsung like artist from that scene who
• 1:21:42
  was making those kind of criticisms, as I've pointed out
• 1:21:45
  on this show constantly. And she's finally getting her
• 1:21:47
  dudes. Emily Yuccas.
• 1:21:50
  Emily Yuccas is great. And so, yeah, some of her work
• 1:21:53
  is a little critical of Israel, wouldn't you say, Sam?
• 1:21:56
  Yeah, and that that might, that might make, that might make for
• 1:22:00
  hilarious, that might make for hilarious podcast.
• 1:22:05
  Oh, I would like, yeah, I'd love to talk to her just about her
• 1:22:10
  art and her censorship, Sam, because as a fan, I watched her
• 1:22:15
  get censored. And also as a fan, like, people
• 1:22:18
  will talk about Alfred Alfred, right?
• 1:22:19
  And people will talk about the Will Stansel show.
• 1:22:22
  But I would love to ask her specifically how much fun it was
• 1:22:26
  to make the Wuhan. It's a parody of Busta Rhymes
• 1:22:33
  song Wu Ha got you all in check. And it's about coronavirus and
• 1:22:38
  she raps it. That's one of my favorite things
• 1:22:40
  she ever did. You you remember that one right?
• 1:22:43
  She dressed up as like COVID and rapped a song about how she was
• 1:22:47
  going to kill everybody as COVID.
• 1:22:49
  It was great. And that kind of shit is funny
• 1:22:52
  to me. But at the time she put that out
• 1:22:54
  it was like only on bit shoot because she was censored fucking
• 1:22:58
  everywhere. That is.
• 1:23:02
  That is way more hilarious than what?
• 1:23:04
  Like fucking Colbert dead. Yeah, if you, if I, if you could
• 1:23:11
  give me a moment, I could bring up that video.
• 1:23:14
  I'm sure of it, Sam, but we could watch it.
• 1:23:17
  She'd be fine with that. She likes, you know what she
• 1:23:20
  likes? She likes getting credit for her
• 1:23:22
  work because they unpersoned her for the last 10 years.
• 1:23:26
  So as long as you say yeah, Emily you kiss made this, she's
• 1:23:29
  happy. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  I mean, I mean, let's let's, let's have.
• 1:23:32
  At it. OK, I will find that.
• 1:23:36
  We got to find something to talk about while I look though,
• 1:23:38
  because I got to go over there. Well, well, I I was just going
• 1:23:43
  to say. What's the GDP of Morocco?
• 1:23:49
  Sam? No.
• 1:23:50
  I, I have, I have no idea. But Speaking of social media
• 1:23:55
  like sucking, I I got like another like someday, I guess
• 1:24:05
  not a band, but like a temporary suspension on Instagram for for
• 1:24:12
  false engagement again. So.
• 1:24:16
  That's right, Sam, with your, with your false engagement.
• 1:24:20
  What? What does that even mean?
• 1:24:22
  That's what I want to know. I've never had that issue on
• 1:24:25
  Instagram so I'm actually interested.
• 1:24:27
  So. He's interested in the Instagram
• 1:24:30
  story, Sam. So what, what they're, what
• 1:24:34
  they're claiming, I guess, is that like they think I'm, they
• 1:24:37
  think I'm paying for like from views, which is not like I've
• 1:24:42
  never even attached my, my credit card.
• 1:24:45
  Like basically all I did was like, I, I commented my book on
• 1:24:49
  like one of those like, you know, like promote your book,
• 1:24:54
  promote your book here. And so all I did was comment and
• 1:24:57
  apparently like that like counted as like engagement
• 1:25:01
  farming, which is the which I had to look up what engagement
• 1:25:06
  farming is. Engagement farming is literally
• 1:25:09
  the thing that hoes do now where they're like where they're like
• 1:25:15
  Lincoln Bio. Oh my God, I got.
• 1:25:20
  It damn I'm sending on the on the tweeters.
• 1:25:23
  That also sounds really freaking stupid that they're doing that
• 1:25:27
  to you. Yeah, well, I'm, I'm not.
• 1:25:31
  I'm not. I'm not.
• 1:25:34
  If. You're engagement farming, Sam.
• 1:25:36
  Then we're going to have to have a talk.
• 1:25:38
  Look, your shirt is not cut nearly low enough.
• 1:25:41
  You have not said hey guys once and you need to start giggling
• 1:25:46
  more. Oh my.
• 1:25:51
  God. Well, you know.
• 1:25:53
  Also, we'll have to discuss the terms of your Only Fans after.
• 1:25:58
  Well, you know I well at at what?
• 1:26:01
  The only. Sam's.
• 1:26:05
  Well, you know, at, at the, at this point, I mean, at this
• 1:26:09
  point you, you may laugh, but but I doubt only fans would
• 1:26:13
  censor the show. Fair enough.
• 1:26:17
  Hey, I'm just saying we should bark.
• 1:26:19
  We we need to come up with a reason to have only sams.com.
• 1:26:24
  Oh my God, I don't know what would be there, but just to say
• 1:26:30
  like that could be our website for the show, you know, only
• 1:26:33
  sams.com. That well, that would, that
• 1:26:35
  would, that could be our merch store too.
• 1:26:38
  Oh yeah, only Sam's. That's oh, that's your clothing
• 1:26:41
  line right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:51
  So yeah, that yeah, that's that's.
• 1:26:55
  What are you wearing, Whitfield? That that's, that's where that's
• 1:27:01
  where people could pick up my T that's where people could pick
• 1:27:04
  up my T-shirt with my face on it.
• 1:27:07
  Oh, is. That where you guys were going
• 1:27:08
  to get made into shoes. I I yeah, yeah, I, I wow.
• 1:27:16
  What a what a call. What a call back.
• 1:27:19
  Yeah, for anybody that that doesn't have an idea what that
• 1:27:22
  mean, somebody on Twitter told Mort that his policies or
• 1:27:28
  whatever would see these guys made into shoes for being
• 1:27:33
  disabled. And I believe that the topic of
• 1:27:36
  conversation was just like on ADA accessibility.
• 1:27:42
  Yeah. And it Yeah, well, and it was,
• 1:27:44
  it was because and it was honest because and it was because it
• 1:27:49
  was because more supported the border wall that somehow
• 1:27:53
  translated to us being made into shoe.
• 1:27:56
  Yeah, OK. Yeah, the shoes get made into
• 1:27:59
  shoes and then I and then we had a whole like 15 minute bit where
• 1:28:04
  we spec you. No, I did a top ten list on the
• 1:28:06
  top 10 shoes to make you guys into as well.
• 1:28:09
  Yeah. I believe that the pimp shoes
• 1:28:15
  with the goldfish in them was one of my favorites.
• 1:28:19
  Yeah, Oh yeah, easily. We'd have to use a fake goldfish
• 1:28:25
  nowadays though. I feel like it'd be cruelty to
• 1:28:27
  animals otherwise. I hadn't.
• 1:28:31
  Heard those mice. The goldfish, probably.
• 1:28:33
  You didn't have the goldfish, So what was in it?
• 1:28:36
  They were just clear and one of the guys in the class used to
• 1:28:41
  sing play that funky music white boy.
• 1:28:43
  When I walked into school where I didn't give a shit though, I
• 1:28:47
  thought they were cool. Well.
• 1:28:51
  I don't know, Sam. I feel that I have now mastered
• 1:28:55
  the dark arts of disco. I set out to do that about two
• 1:29:01
  years ago. I think I have.
• 1:29:05
  Well, well, you, well, you've made it.
• 1:29:07
  You've made a ton of that. You've made a ton of albums.
• 1:29:10
  That's true. One straight disco album.
• 1:29:17
  Well, it well, it's coming back. It's coming back now.
• 1:29:21
  Well, I haven't actually put the the album of disco was so far
• 1:29:26
  just thought well by pseudo, you know, it's not all like, you
• 1:29:30
  know, music stuff. And if anybody wants you could I
• 1:29:33
  want to 1st Sam. I have to say, if I'm going to
• 1:29:36
  even promo it, I have to say I am humbled by the number of
• 1:29:40
  times people have listened to our music.
• 1:29:43
  This month is way, way crazier than I ever expected.
• 1:29:51
  Well, I'm, well, I'm, I'm glad, man.
• 1:29:53
  I mean, yeah, we did. So you could check out Right to
• 1:29:59
  a Fed, that it's Right to a Fed, dirty duets, a couple singles,
• 1:30:04
  and I'm going to be putting out a song every Friday through the
• 1:30:10
  summer presumably, or at least for the next couple of months on
• 1:30:16
  Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music. I'm on some other things.
• 1:30:20
  I got accepted for iHeartRadio this week, Sam.
• 1:30:23
  That means that potentially we could get played on a hip hop
• 1:30:27
  station. Oh wow.
• 1:30:33
  Pretty dope. So yeah, TikTok, plenty of
• 1:30:39
  places to get right to offend dirty duets, right to offend
• 1:30:43
  that itch. Even the new the new single went
• 1:30:47
  crazy. Man, that's the crazy one.
• 1:30:49
  Should have never fucked with the Sandman.
• 1:30:51
  Available now. And and that and that's true.
• 1:30:56
  By the way, you should never fuck with the Sandman.
• 1:31:00
  It's funny Sam, because there is now been a couple of people have
• 1:31:04
  suggested to me or not suggested to me, but showed me that there
• 1:31:10
  are more than one person. It apparently thinks that song
• 1:31:14
  is about them. And the answer to those people
• 1:31:18
  is yes, all of them. Yeah.
• 1:31:22
  Why? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:24
  It's a yes. If you think it's about you,
• 1:31:28
  then thank you for telling on yourself.
• 1:31:31
  That that's, that's also the case for American Inferno.
• 1:31:36
  It's like, it's like, hey, did you write the?
• 1:31:40
  Did you write the? Did you write the bad?
• 1:31:43
  Did you write me as the bad guy character?
• 1:31:46
  And the answer is yes. Damn, if you hear a song and the
• 1:31:51
  first thing is like over Sharon girl scaring, overweight and
• 1:31:56
  overbearing and you're like, is he talking about me?
• 1:32:01
  Is that not telling on yourself? I mean, I mean, I, I know you're
• 1:32:09
  not talking about me, but. I believe the lyrics go
• 1:32:12
  something like that. Lion virgin bitch.
• 1:32:18
  Yeah, that. Yeah, that's definitely not me.
• 1:32:22
  Yeah, I can't believe that not only one person, but three
• 1:32:28
  people are convinced that I was talking specifically about them.
• 1:32:36
  It's amazing that people can't sometimes realize.
• 1:32:39
  I've been thinking about this, Sam.
• 1:32:41
  I have a. Problem Sam and it's not just my
• 1:32:43
  brain problem I've talked about before, but the problem is is I
• 1:32:47
  find a lot of people cannot separate my art from my artist.
• 1:32:53
  Like if I tell jokes that are off colour I get like shit
• 1:32:57
  thrown at me. Like I'm fucking Fozzie Bear
• 1:33:00
  right? But like, you know this if you
• 1:33:04
  watch like George Carlin's most famous bit, everything I'm
• 1:33:08
  saying is like PG13IN comparison.
• 1:33:11
  Yes. And yet or the Jerky Boys or
• 1:33:15
  like famous movies on and on and on, right?
• 1:33:19
  I am not that edgy, but for some reason it strikes as people need
• 1:33:22
  to like tell me how bad what I'm saying is.
• 1:33:27
  And that's because they can't ever think like, is Max just
• 1:33:33
  making a joke? No, he must deeply, viscerally
• 1:33:37
  believe in all of this. Well.
• 1:33:39
  Well, that. Now I know how Alex Jones feels,
• 1:33:42
  Sam. Well, well, that, yeah.
• 1:33:45
  Well, that's us because we live in like, that's us because we
• 1:33:48
  live in a, we live in a dumb, you know?
• 1:33:52
  Live in a society and I'm sick of it.
• 1:33:56
  Why? Why?
• 1:33:58
  Why I why I was going to say we live in we live in YouTube
• 1:34:02
  culture now where words like unaliven.
• 1:34:06
  Every WRTO radio so far has gotten age restricted or joking
• 1:34:17
  about suicide or eating disorders and I'm not sure why.
• 1:34:21
  And I don't really fight it cuz I don't really care cuz like the
• 1:34:25
  point is just to drive people to go check out the music more than
• 1:34:29
  anything and have fun. But also.
• 1:34:32
  I don't think any of the songs. Reference any of that, But yeah,
• 1:34:35
  I the one song Sam where I talked about using replacement
• 1:34:39
  words like unaliving, I haven't played that since the first time
• 1:34:44
  this happened. So.
• 1:34:46
  Literally, we talked about wrestling, we talked like we
• 1:34:50
  didn't talk about anything like that and I got age restricted
• 1:34:54
  and it's like, OK, well, me, I will stop doing the radio stream
• 1:34:58
  on YouTube. It's not like there's a lot of
• 1:35:01
  views there and most of the views come on Rumble.
• 1:35:04
  Shout out to all our Rumble subscribers, by the way.
• 1:35:07
  Hey, I mentioned the albums but we do a radio stream pretty much
• 1:35:12
  once a week now and you can follow that where we do play
• 1:35:18
  different music from what's on the albums usually And she does
• 1:35:23
  diamond art. She's currently diamond arting a
• 1:35:28
  bunch of serial killers. Based.
• 1:35:33
  Yeah. Finished.
• 1:35:35
  Pennywise, she finished. Pennywise, you were working on
• 1:35:38
  like Jason. Jason.
• 1:35:40
  I mean no, sorry. Freddie, Freddie.
• 1:35:41
  And then there was Jason, Michael Myers and Pinhead.
• 1:35:50
  And then we play all the different songs.
• 1:35:52
  I play a lot of the songs that come from the show over there,
• 1:35:57
  so if people are wondering like 'cause I do make a lot of show
• 1:36:01
  clips and bits into songs, but if you want to hear those, they
• 1:36:04
  are on my SUNO or on the WRTO Raider. streamssudo.com/blade
• 1:36:13
  maxandsuno.com/maxine. Sanchi's got a whole bunch of
• 1:36:18
  different stuff, a lot of her own stuff too.
• 1:36:21
  And check out the WRTO radio streams each week.
• 1:36:26
  There's my plugs for the week, Sam, But I do.
• 1:36:28
  I'm legitimately humbled by how many people checked out our
• 1:36:31
  music. Thank you.
• 1:36:33
  I am legitimately humbled too by the by the by the amount of
• 1:36:37
  sales we got for American Inferno in the month of March
• 1:36:44
  and April. It's been a little slow in May,
• 1:36:50
  but I think that's because like a lot of people have already
• 1:36:52
  bought the buck. So, well, it is.
• 1:36:56
  That's the thing I think a lot of people don't get.
• 1:36:58
  Sam with that indie author market is even if you do well,
• 1:37:02
  you kind of have to move faster than a traditional publishing
• 1:37:06
  does because it's a big part of the buyers market is.
• 1:37:13
  What's? Out lately, you know.
• 1:37:15
  Yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a grind too.
• 1:37:19
  I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm constantly putting out work so and I and I,
• 1:37:26
  I enjoy it for sure. So.
• 1:37:31
  Well, American Inferno is the best one I've read of all of
• 1:37:35
  them that you've written so far, and I don't say that lightly or
• 1:37:39
  just because it's the current book.
• 1:37:40
  Legitimately, I think people should check that out.
• 1:37:43
  If you haven't read 1 stitch of his series before that it really
• 1:37:47
  wouldn't ruin the experience. No, no.
• 1:37:51
  And I kind of wrote it so it could be a stand alone too,
• 1:37:55
  yeah. That's what I'm getting at is if
• 1:37:57
  you're going to just start with Sam, it's fine to just start
• 1:38:01
  with American Inferno, and if you like it, you could get the
• 1:38:04
  whole story up until that point. Especially I think really, I
• 1:38:08
  think Sins of the Assassin and American Inferno kind of go
• 1:38:10
  together at this point. Yeah, those are the.
• 1:38:13
  Two, I would really say are like mandatory reading.
• 1:38:17
  Oh yeah, totally. But I mean, you could just start
• 1:38:21
  pick up American Inferno and because the world that you built
• 1:38:25
  is so realistic and kind of functions very similar to our
• 1:38:30
  own. It's just one of those cases
• 1:38:32
  where the it's almost like predictive to things that
• 1:38:38
  happened in the last year or so. And I'm not it's not just me
• 1:38:43
  saying it. Travis said it.
• 1:38:50
  My God, Eric Bishop said it. Many people have said how
• 1:38:52
  prescient your work is, Sam. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:38:56
  Yeah. Well, and I well, and I mean
• 1:38:59
  that is that is both a compliment and also a little.
• 1:39:03
  Right, I should have mentioned this whole day.
• 1:39:07
  Shout out, by the way. And also a little also a little
• 1:39:12
  scary to how, you know, crazy things have things have been
• 1:39:20
  that's that that's kind of awesome.
• 1:39:23
  Why you mentioned that like social media that you mentioned
• 1:39:26
  that Twitter kind of bores you. And I kind of I agree.
• 1:39:30
  Like the whole the whole E drawing stuff really does bore
• 1:39:35
  me in comparison to like I'm talking to guys who are like who
• 1:39:38
  are like talking like counterterrorism and you know,
• 1:39:42
  like and like, you know, in like drug wars in Mexico, like stuff
• 1:39:49
  that actually matters. So I don't really care all all I
• 1:39:54
  really have to say that like the cordon stuff is that like, you
• 1:39:56
  know, flagging people's channels is gay.
• 1:40:00
  But like I got I got my channel flagged and no one came to my
• 1:40:04
  defense from like any of those big Youtubers.
• 1:40:07
  So I don't really, you know, it's.
• 1:40:11
  It's it's so weird. It's like, OK, he flagged the
• 1:40:17
  channel and you guys don't like him now, so now let's make it
• 1:40:21
  like a humiliation ritual. Everyday I talk about him and
• 1:40:25
  all of his friends and stuff. I'm just not interested in a lot
• 1:40:28
  of it. I have watched I, I will say
• 1:40:31
  this, the reason I know anything about it at all is I've watched
• 1:40:34
  a little bit of like Brittany Ventis coverage on it.
• 1:40:37
  But that's because like we know her and she's like a reasonable,
• 1:40:41
  stable level headed human being who will just be like, this is
• 1:40:45
  insane and stupid and I don't know why these people are acting
• 1:40:47
  this way. Yeah, deal with.
• 1:40:51
  But the constant coverage of like, like frankly, the the
• 1:40:55
  reason I don't care so much is because I wasn't a fan of the
• 1:40:58
  keno casino guys either. I think they're fucking cringe
• 1:41:01
  grifters too. Nobody seems to want to allow
• 1:41:06
  you to say that no more. We have to think like champion
• 1:41:09
  the underdog. I don't think they should have
• 1:41:11
  gotten flagged, but I also think that they mostly suck.
• 1:41:16
  I don't say we suck. And that's a matter of opinion,
• 1:41:19
  right? Well, we get all those viewers
• 1:41:22
  and I'll say, Oh yes, commercial.
• 1:41:24
  This is another one, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:41:26
  Max Sands does not believe that commercial success defines what
• 1:41:30
  is and is not good art. Quote me on that shit.
• 1:41:35
  I don't care if Eminem is the best selling rapper of all time,
• 1:41:39
  Cannabis is a better rapper than him.
• 1:41:41
  Well, I don't. Yeah, I don't.
• 1:41:43
  I don't agree that commercial success means that that art is
• 1:41:48
  that art is great either. Right.
• 1:41:51
  And so and so. With that said, I actually do
• 1:41:54
  think Warski's mildly funny. I don't like PPP at all.
• 1:41:59
  He's annoying and grading. However, I think Warski is as
• 1:42:03
  much of A thin skinned bitch as the quartering because he
• 1:42:07
  blocked me for liking. Do you, you know Atomic Denny?
• 1:42:13
  Yeah. I liked an Atomic Denny tweet
• 1:42:16
  and and Worsky blocked me forever since then for years
• 1:42:22
  because I like to tweet. What a thin skinned little whiny
• 1:42:28
  baby. PPP has never blocked me.
• 1:42:33
  But my beef with PPP is simple. Sam he.
• 1:42:36
  Fat and wow. That and loud is not a great
• 1:42:44
  combination. Now, now see, now see Worski
• 1:42:48
  like Worski likes me because he thinks that like my takedown in
• 1:42:53
  merch was hilarious. I.
• 1:42:57
  Actually before that me and Worski we're fine.
• 1:43:00
  Like I've talked to him a couple of times.
• 1:43:03
  I I never had an issue with him because like I said, he's been
• 1:43:05
  on pod Awful. Yeah.
• 1:43:08
  I, if Jesse gives somebody the benefit of a doubt, I generally
• 1:43:14
  trust his judgement on things like that.
• 1:43:16
  Like even Baked Alaska. Like, yeah, he's a laughing
• 1:43:19
  stock, but I don't, I, I think he's harmless, you know?
• 1:43:22
  Yeah. And the reason I think that is
• 1:43:24
  because Jesse took more time to talk to the fucking guy than
• 1:43:26
  most other people. And it it seems like the the
• 1:43:30
  proper response for a guy like him is he's just kind of a clown
• 1:43:33
  and you shouldn't take him so seriously.
• 1:43:36
  Seems to be a lot of these guys. I don't take them seriously.
• 1:43:39
  But then the problem is not reverse.
• 1:43:41
  This is where I started with all of this is then everybody takes
• 1:43:44
  everything I say very seriously, Sam.
• 1:43:49
  Yeah. Why is separating the art from
• 1:43:51
  the artist immediately? Like I'm not part of it.
• 1:43:55
  It's amazing. I get I get shit thrown at me, I
• 1:43:59
  get people hate me and I'm like telling like a Norm MacDonald
• 1:44:04
  joke mother fucker. What?
• 1:44:08
  Well, I I don't know how does that even.
• 1:44:09
  Work. I, I don't, I don't know why.
• 1:44:12
  I don't know why. My my.
• 1:44:14
  Music's considered raunchy sand by people that don't even listen
• 1:44:18
  to it and don't realize that there's only like 5 curse words
• 1:44:21
  on The Dirty Duets album. Your your your music ain't
• 1:44:25
  raunchy. What the I mean?
• 1:44:29
  It's PG13, that's the whole point of most of it, right?
• 1:44:32
  But but like the impression for people, even if it is, even if
• 1:44:38
  it is this the lyrics that I wrote there, I mean, it's a rap
• 1:44:43
  song. Move it.
• 1:44:46
  I just blows my mind how you're supposed to be.
• 1:44:49
  Like, they think that like, you know, Ludacris was elbowing
• 1:44:56
  hoes, you know, on his lead single and that, like, 50 Cent
• 1:45:03
  hits bitches in the head with a fucking ball of Courvoisier.
• 1:45:07
  And yeah, OK. And what was it?
• 1:45:18
  I can't remember the name of the guy who did the rap song in 1979
• 1:45:22
  where he was Blacula, but that shit was sick.
• 1:45:25
  He's really a black vampire, Sam.
• 1:45:28
  Music is real. Everything you say is real.
• 1:45:31
  Jokes are real. And you never, ever separate art
• 1:45:34
  from an artist. And we can't have comedy, Sam.
• 1:45:37
  Yeah. Comedy is not allowed.
• 1:45:41
  Well, I mean I. No, no, no, no arguments.
• 1:45:46
  The new cat ladies have arisen Sam and they are called right
• 1:45:49
  wing grifters and they have decided that comedy is dead and
• 1:45:54
  if you tell jokes you should be cancelled.
• 1:45:59
  That is unfortunately true. Especially.
• 1:46:05
  I, I like and I and I like. I like Razor.
• 1:46:09
  I like Razor Fist, but I have no idea why he blocked me.
• 1:46:13
  That kind of sucked. Well, but my point is my point,
• 1:46:20
  like I get that, but like especially when it comes to the
• 1:46:23
  Kino casino, I think it was relevant to bring up Worski
• 1:46:25
  blocked me for no fucking reason on the counter.
• 1:46:28
  They're crying about the quartering and I'm a nobody and
• 1:46:32
  he was offended. I like to tweet bro, go suck a
• 1:46:36
  Dick. Yeah, I know that.
• 1:46:38
  That's that's kind of that's kind of why, bro.
• 1:46:40
  Fuckers out there that call him all kinds of wild shit.
• 1:46:43
  I know that Cog says he did all kind of these.
• 1:46:45
  It calls him a pedophile and all this fucking stuff.
• 1:46:48
  I like to tweet. And if we're and I'm not going
• 1:46:51
  to sit here and be like, oh, please unblock me, Mr. Warsky.
• 1:46:55
  Oh, and I'm also not going to watch your show if you're a guy
• 1:46:57
  that blocks me. The fuck would I do that for?
• 1:47:03
  Yeah. Meanwhile, if you, I don't know
• 1:47:06
  if they could see it on screen, but you could call in.
• 1:47:08
  We are open to the public. Anybody could call in.
• 1:47:11
  You could call me a douche bag. Not to my face, really, because
• 1:47:15
  we're on the Internet, but close enough.
• 1:47:18
  You can say shut up, Max, You can throw Rotten Tomatoes at
• 1:47:22
  your camera, all that stuff. Because we're not hiding from
• 1:47:26
  criticism. I mean, yeah, people can.
• 1:47:29
  People can call me any anything. Like I'll criticize Sam right
• 1:47:33
  now. Sam, your shirt color is just
• 1:47:36
  ever so slightly uneven. I I'm sure it is.
• 1:47:42
  You see, got him. That you know that that is, that
• 1:47:50
  is, that is more valid criticism than then what then what I'm
• 1:47:58
  usually criticized for. That's right, the roast of Sam
• 1:48:02
  Whitfield. You, Sir, are in a wheelchair.
• 1:48:11
  I mean, shocker, you know, even if, even if someone, even if
• 1:48:20
  someone were to say that I'm a, that I'm an Israeli, that I'm
• 1:48:26
  like an Israeli shell, it's like, oh, OK, So what?
• 1:48:35
  Well, that's the fun part is that is that they don't know
• 1:48:39
  that you don't know that. They hide the transmitter in the
• 1:48:43
  wheelchair and it's constantly blasting Yiddish Latka recipes
• 1:48:54
  to the surrounding community out of Sam's wheelchair.
• 1:48:59
  Yes. Wow.
• 1:49:02
  Now, unfortunately, like now see, here's the other thing back
• 1:49:06
  I keep I keep hearing that we're that I'm going to get paid $7000
• 1:49:13
  for all the for all the Israel showing that I'm doing.
• 1:49:16
  But like, I've checked my I've checked my bank account and I
• 1:49:20
  still only have like about like 500 in there.
• 1:49:25
  So like, what's up Where where is where is my son that where is
• 1:49:32
  my 7000 Max? Well, do you have a offshore
• 1:49:37
  account where you can accept shekels?
• 1:49:41
  I mean Shmu, I mean Shmui. Shmui says that he's helping me
• 1:49:47
  set it up. And isn't his name is Shmui.
• 1:49:49
  So like, why is he not? Why?
• 1:49:56
  Why wouldn't he, you know, do that?
• 1:49:59
  I don't know, but it's weird because the last time I seen
• 1:50:02
  Shmuley is a fun fact is he had a big bag of money and he said
• 1:50:07
  he was going to the Cayman Islands to handle some business.
• 1:50:13
  Probably. Unrelated.
• 1:50:15
  Have you seen him since? Well he sent me a picture and he
• 1:50:22
  was on the beach and with like 5 women in bikinis and he was
• 1:50:28
  smiling. Well, I mean.
• 1:50:32
  And I had the. Bag but it was like empty.
• 1:50:34
  It like had a money logo on it but it was like an empty bag.
• 1:50:40
  Well, I mean, I'm I'm sure Schmoy deposit deposited my
• 1:50:45
  money Safeway. Well, I asked, I was like, hey,
• 1:50:49
  did you deposit the money? And he is like, yeah, I
• 1:50:51
  deposited in all them strippers. So I yeah, I guess it's safe.
• 1:51:02
  That that, that Shmuel. I'm going to have to have a word
• 1:51:05
  with him when he gets back. Yeah, well, he said it, it'll be
• 1:51:09
  an extra week on account, and he just acquired a cool new boat
• 1:51:13
  and he was going to drive the hose around on it.
• 1:51:20
  You know what? Maybe, maybe I maybe I should
• 1:51:22
  get my money to Craig instead. Maybe.
• 1:51:32
  I I that that that was not a surely 7000 to to spend on
• 1:51:38
  hookers. That's my money to spend now.
• 1:51:41
  Hold on, hold on. First of all, I believe he said
• 1:51:44
  they were strippers, Sam. Second of all, I'm not convinced
• 1:51:50
  that that was your buddy or his buddy.
• 1:51:52
  I'm just saying he had a bag with the money.
• 1:51:55
  It like, you know, a dollar sign on the side, like, like, like
• 1:51:58
  from a bank, but not real bank, like a bank in a cartoon movie
• 1:52:04
  that's being held up in the 1970s.
• 1:52:07
  And it was like that. And then and then, and then at
• 1:52:11
  the end, he was on the beach. It was upside down.
• 1:52:14
  And he was like laughing because it was empty.
• 1:52:17
  Well, well, right. But but see but see the but but
• 1:52:21
  see the but see the Tom, but see Max?
• 1:52:24
  What I'm saying is, all Thomas Massey's followers are saying
• 1:52:29
  that like, the only reason why I'm why I'm a Jewish show is
• 1:52:32
  because they're paying me $7000, right all.
• 1:52:37
  I'm saying is the picture of smooly holding up an upside down
• 1:52:40
  bag of money and laughing in your face also looks a lot like
• 1:52:45
  Thomas Massey if you think about it.
• 1:52:49
  Oh my God, it does. It really does.
• 1:52:56
  Yeah, he sells these libertarians a bunch of shit and
• 1:52:59
  then all he does is get himself attention and clout.
• 1:53:02
  It's amazing that you could be a clout chasing politician.
• 1:53:07
  Like talk about could you be low?
• 1:53:10
  Like we all think of like streamers and like clout
• 1:53:15
  chasers, like like influencers and like that DoorDash girl and
• 1:53:20
  stuff like that. We think of that when you think
• 1:53:23
  of clout chasing. But for one second, just
• 1:53:25
  remember that Thomas Massie is a clout chasing politician.
• 1:53:34
  Yeah, well, you, you, you know what that's like.
• 1:53:38
  Combining shit and like, smelly shit, you know what I mean?
• 1:53:45
  Yeah, that well that, well that what I was going to say is
• 1:53:50
  that's like the ultimate oxymoron to a cloud chasing
• 1:53:54
  politician. I know it's so weird and cringe.
• 1:54:00
  And don't vote for Massey for dog catcher, whatever he runs
• 1:54:07
  for. Well, John Doyle also said, and
• 1:54:10
  he's right about this too. Massey's probably going to once
• 1:54:13
  he loses it, once he loses his election, he's probably going to
• 1:54:18
  get get a Rumble contract too, because that because that's
• 1:54:22
  where all these, that's where all these great grifters are,
• 1:54:26
  are going. It makes it hard to support
• 1:54:31
  Rumble sometimes with how they run this website, Sam.
• 1:54:35
  It's hard not to say like they're like, come small
• 1:54:41
  creators and we won't help you at all.
• 1:54:45
  And you got to pay us for even the opportunity to maybe make
• 1:54:48
  money, but we're not going to help you.
• 1:54:50
  And also, we're going to pay the Quarter Pounder $50 billion.
• 1:54:53
  Yeah. Yeah, disrespect.
• 1:54:56
  Don't worry, don't worry. The girl that he groomed wasn't
• 1:55:00
  underage Sam, so it's cool. Yeah, the yeah, that.
• 1:55:08
  Yeah. And that that I I didn't.
• 1:55:11
  I didn't. Big own for him, right?
• 1:55:14
  Is like he's like the age of the girl was in question.
• 1:55:17
  And I'm like, I honestly thought it was because you're a married
• 1:55:20
  man who had already been caught cheating on your wife publicly
• 1:55:23
  once and then you got caught again.
• 1:55:25
  That's what I thought was deplorable about it.
• 1:55:28
  And then Rumble gave him a contract.
• 1:55:32
  Everybody thought he was creepy. Of course, when they said it was
• 1:55:35
  minor. I never saw an anything that
• 1:55:37
  said that. And then he come out and like
• 1:55:40
  they didn't say it was a minor. So see, I'm not a creep.
• 1:55:43
  And I'm like, yes, you are. Yes, you.
• 1:55:47
  Are that that? That creep got, what, $15
• 1:55:51
  million to stream on Rumble? Yeah.
• 1:55:57
  How about it would be amazing if he would give us like a working
• 1:56:00
  salary rather than $50 million. He'd give small creators a
• 1:56:05
  salary to try and create something, but heaven forbid
• 1:56:09
  because instead we could just be the right wing grift platform
• 1:56:15
  and I'm sure that's a long term stable strategy.
• 1:56:18
  Yeah, which which which that's what it's, that's what it's
• 1:56:21
  quickly turn into. Yeah, Kick is actually
• 1:56:25
  considered more reputable than this website.
• 1:56:27
  Now that's sad. Yeah, truly.
• 1:56:35
  This way, Sam. But here we are.
• 1:56:41
  I need scissors, Nate. Scissors.
• 1:56:50
  Scissors is, I mean the funnies. Sam.
• 1:56:56
  I mean, I mean, as long as you don't run with them, that's a
• 1:57:00
  good thing. Why don't I have to be so?
• 1:57:02
  Loud. Why would I?
• 1:57:06
  Shush, I'm working here. I mean, I mean, he's, I mean,
• 1:57:15
  he's alive because he's, he's excited.
• 1:57:17
  Yeah, I'm an excitable guy. I'm loud because I'm here.
• 1:57:22
  We're on the Whitfield report live.
• 1:57:26
  I'm live. He's Sam.
• 1:57:33
  Well, I'm live too. More, more.
• 1:57:36
  It's not more, it's rebooting himself I think.
• 1:57:40
  No, no, I got the call, Sam, there's 7-8 or 9 trillion
• 1:57:47
  Draculas inbound to the moon. He had the jet.
• 1:57:51
  Of course he did, so I am. Just me and you.
• 1:58:00
  Now, Sam. I always knew this day would
• 1:58:03
  come. Well, I mean.
• 1:58:14
  Sometimes Sam I say shit like that just to see the look on her
• 1:58:18
  face. I mean that one.
• 1:58:22
  Was priceless. I mean it.
• 1:58:25
  Turned around out it was cold stop and was like like you are
• 1:58:30
  the stupidest person I have ever seen.
• 1:58:36
  I mean, it might be. I mean it, you know that's.
• 1:58:46
  You know well, I, you know, what can I what can I say?
• 1:58:50
  Max? She, you know, she, she chose to
• 1:58:54
  marry you. Now she got that look at you,
• 1:59:00
  except instead of stupid, it's like I'm going to kill you.
• 1:59:04
  Good job on that one. What I'm I I'm just, I'm just
• 1:59:08
  staying fact. Now she's doing like an
• 1:59:16
  undertaker type gesture towards the screen.
• 1:59:29
  Don't worry, I'm don't worry, I'm sure I'll have my don't
• 1:59:32
  worry, I'm sure I'll deal with something similar in the not too
• 1:59:36
  distant future. Oh boy, you you doing like some
• 1:59:44
  some other guys I've seen out they're doing and getting you a
• 1:59:46
  tranny. No, no, no.
• 1:59:52
  Sorry, no, no, of course not. Because oh, I had it too.
• 2:00:00
  I was going to do a whole little cartoon bit out of it wasn't
• 2:00:04
  Sammy's Angels, but it was Sammy.
• 2:00:06
  Something similar to that? Damn it.
• 2:00:12
  Sirens, Sammy. Sirens.
• 2:00:15
  Yeah. The detective agency that solves
• 2:00:20
  crimes with hot bitches in bikinis.
• 2:00:23
  And you're just the guy like that.
• 2:00:25
  You run the like earpiece. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:00:29
  I, I I run. And all the video equipment that
• 2:00:32
  comes with them because they'll be, they'll have body cams, but
• 2:00:37
  not the truth, you know what I mean?
• 2:00:39
  Like. Yeah, Yeah.
• 2:00:42
  No, I know. Yeah.
• 2:00:47
  Sammy Sirens coming soon to Fox. Well, yeah, it would have.
• 2:00:54
  It would have. It would have to be Fox.
• 2:00:56
  HBO has gone woke. Well, you know, we got to find a
• 2:01:04
  distributor for this that's willing to have women in bikini
• 2:01:09
  solving crimes. And so they got to be somebody
• 2:01:14
  that likes money. And maybe Fox isn't right for
• 2:01:18
  that because now they're like part of Disney.
• 2:01:21
  I'm pretty sure that Disney hates money.
• 2:01:25
  Yeah. I mean they love money, but like
• 2:01:28
  they like to like lose it more than actually get it.
• 2:01:32
  Yeah, that's. Out there who would like to make
• 2:01:38
  money with an idea as solid as this?
• 2:01:42
  Like I say, Charlie, see we could do updo Charlie's Angels,
• 2:01:46
  Sam, on account of you're not going to have three, you're
• 2:01:50
  going to have 7. Of of Well, of course.
• 2:01:55
  Right. And that way you can have a
• 2:01:57
  black girl, a blonde girl, an Asian girl, a red headed girl.
• 2:02:02
  You get one for everybody. Goth girl.
• 2:02:04
  You get one for every type of guy out there to obsess with,
• 2:02:09
  every chick to wish they could be.
• 2:02:13
  Well, yeah. You expand the reach and that
• 2:02:21
  way you you're sitting and hey, we can play both sides with this
• 2:02:25
  because you'll have diversity. Yeah, yeah, the my version of
• 2:02:32
  diversity is probably different than what like, you know.
• 2:02:35
  It's a hot woman of every different like type.
• 2:02:38
  Right, right. Which is like different because
• 2:02:42
  now they just want, you know, they just want dudes pretending
• 2:02:47
  to be a women. That's right.
• 2:02:49
  That's a different series. That's the one that somebody
• 2:02:52
  else makes where they have 7 trannies.
• 2:02:56
  Yeah. That one won't do as well.
• 2:03:02
  Also straight to triple X video yours.
• 2:03:09
  I'm thinking of theatrical blockbuster release Sam.
• 2:03:13
  And like, we'd have you sending them off on wild adventures,
• 2:03:19
  right? And we could have it
• 2:03:20
  simultaneous, so one movie could contain like 7 movies, if you
• 2:03:25
  follow me, where one of them is like in the Antarctic, you know,
• 2:03:30
  trying to find the lost, fucking whatever.
• 2:03:33
  And then the other one's fighting terrorists and it's all
• 2:03:35
  at the same time. And you, Sam, you're the main
• 2:03:38
  character because you're trying to coordinate all the girls in
• 2:03:43
  bikinis. Yes, I said Antarctic.
• 2:03:45
  It don't matter. Yeah, I know.
• 2:03:48
  It's a good promise. That's the uniform.
• 2:03:51
  The uniforms are bikinis, so we got to work with that.
• 2:03:54
  And then you're going to be watching all the different
• 2:03:56
  screens, sort of like Five Nights at Freddy's style, and
• 2:03:59
  trying to walk each of the girls through the situations and
• 2:04:04
  provide support through all the crazy adventures that they,
• 2:04:10
  like, Laura Croft themselves into.
• 2:04:14
  Yeah. So it's, it's like, it's like,
• 2:04:17
  yeah, I mean it. I mean it's, it's a more
• 2:04:19
  premise. That's right, it's like Night
• 2:04:22
  Trap but with secret agents that wear bikinis, apparently.
• 2:04:29
  Yeah, what one of the all of this premise so.
• 2:04:35
  Well, there you go. You're a writer, Sam.
• 2:04:38
  Yeah, I yeah, I could definitely, I could definitely
• 2:04:40
  write you something like we got. To get a script going for Sammy
• 2:04:44
  Sirens. So also.
• 2:04:51
  We could even adapt, think about this Sam, this is such a great
• 2:04:54
  premise. We could adapt it into a reality
• 2:04:57
  show where instead of like the the movie version, you just get
• 2:05:03
  like model chicks and put them into situations where then
• 2:05:07
  you're leading them through and the winner gets dinner with Sam.
• 2:05:13
  Now see that reality show, people, people would watch that.
• 2:05:17
  Forget about whatever Spencer Pratt was watching or and
• 2:05:22
  people, people would people would want to watch that.
• 2:05:26
  I, I could make up like, put me in charge of just pitching
• 2:05:31
  reality show ideas. I know what people like, Sam.
• 2:05:34
  Let me tell you about my idea. It's a whole show revolving
• 2:05:38
  around mother fuckers getting hit in the nuts.
• 2:05:40
  Oh my. God, I mean, yeah, think about
• 2:05:49
  it. I.
• 2:05:49
  Find every clip you can find of some guy getting hit in the nuts
• 2:05:53
  and falling down or like the reaction to it, you know, and
• 2:05:57
  it's just Bang Bang bang one after another.
• 2:06:01
  It'd be hilarious. I could, I could now see I I now
• 2:06:08
  see I have AI have a premise for show Max, which you may or may
• 2:06:13
  not like, but it's it's Max and but you're you're like
• 2:06:18
  performing all these grifters and like teaching how to be act
• 2:06:24
  like men. I mean, you put a positive spin
• 2:06:29
  on it. What you mean is that I would be
• 2:06:31
  running a prison where I torture grifters into changing their
• 2:06:35
  ways. I see.
• 2:06:37
  Yeah. You know what?
• 2:06:38
  Yeah, I would. I would love to do that.
• 2:06:41
  You know, there'd be rules about, like, how they conduct
• 2:06:43
  themselves and punishments for the different crimes.
• 2:06:48
  Yeah, I could. I could handle that.
• 2:06:50
  I'd be the warden, we'd have Morpheus be, you know, the head
• 2:06:54
  guard can't escape with Morpheus there.
• 2:07:02
  No. Sam, he has gamma ray vision.
• 2:07:07
  Yes. I, I thought it was X-ray, but
• 2:07:12
  then he was like, he was like cooking a potato and it got real
• 2:07:16
  big and turned green and I was like, what the fuck?
• 2:07:19
  And he's like, oh, it just hulked out.
• 2:07:21
  That's why I like my potatoes. Yeah, I know.
• 2:07:25
  He he, he doesn't. Like, what the fuck?
• 2:07:29
  And he's like, yeah, I got that gamma ray vision.
• 2:07:32
  So we just upgraded the optics. Marthius now has gamma ray
• 2:07:37
  vision. That's awesome.
• 2:07:40
  Now, now, now, maybe. Well, now, maybe now, maybe now.
• 2:07:46
  Maybe Vox Day will stop using the term gamma.
• 2:07:50
  The problem is when you you know when he's looking around, you
• 2:07:57
  can tell where you can tell where he was looking because
• 2:08:00
  there's these girls with big green tits everywhere and big.
• 2:08:03
  Green ass I got Morpheus was here.
• 2:08:11
  Awesome, awesome that that that would well hold on.
• 2:08:25
  Well, this must this must be a brand.
• 2:08:27
  This must be a brand new upgrade of his then.
• 2:08:31
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were testing it out.
• 2:08:34
  Well, maybe we only. Had three cases of Hulk tits,
• 2:08:38
  but that's three too many, Sam. Yeah.
• 2:08:42
  Well, well, maybe you need to turn down the intensity or.
• 2:08:45
  Something, what it is what it is, is the women were fine, they
• 2:08:48
  just told not to get angry anymore.
• 2:08:53
  Essentially, Sam, the cure for this is to calm your tits.
• 2:09:07
  Well, yeah. Well tell, well, telling a woman
• 2:09:11
  not to get angry anymore, that's why that's a, that's a, that's a
• 2:09:16
  I. Know that's why this.
• 2:09:18
  Is a terrible problem. The only solution is they need
• 2:09:23
  to calm their tits and try telling a woman hey calm your
• 2:09:27
  tits. It's not that that never.
• 2:09:31
  That never works. Duh, that never works.
• 2:09:34
  I know. And then you just see the you
• 2:09:37
  just see under the shirt rippling, and then it's a.
• 2:09:47
  So. What we need to do is we need to
• 2:09:52
  turn train Martha is that he can't use it all the time.
• 2:09:57
  Oh, oh, no. Well, if, well, if you tell me
• 2:10:00
  can't. If you tell me you can't, then
• 2:10:02
  he will. That's that's the problem.
• 2:10:08
  But those women's lives are changed forever, Sam.
• 2:10:13
  Oh, definitely. One day they'll be just hanging
• 2:10:19
  out at home, your husband will do something to piss him off,
• 2:10:23
  and their tit'll go big green and punch him in the fucking
• 2:10:26
  face. Well, I mean, I mean, they're
• 2:10:32
  they're. Titties smash.
• 2:10:36
  Well, I mean, well, I mean there are, there are worse ways to go
• 2:10:39
  out. Now I'm just having fun cracking
• 2:10:45
  her up. That that, that actually like
• 2:10:53
  that actually doesn't. That actually doesn't sound like
• 2:10:56
  a bad way to go, actually. The Incredible Twins.
• 2:11:06
  I mean, I mean what I mean what I mean like they've, they've
• 2:11:09
  done studies, they've done the, they've done studies.
• 2:11:15
  This is This is true, by the way, according to a study.
• 2:11:24
  Studies on Hulk titties. I don't want to see that study.
• 2:11:30
  Well, well, according to a according according to a study
• 2:11:34
  done at the Universe done at the University of of I, I've I made
• 2:11:41
  it up John Hulk titties cure depression in 100 in 100% of
• 2:11:49
  males. Well I don't know because
• 2:11:55
  there's a case study for this because She Hulk exists and I'm
• 2:11:59
  pretty sure She Hulk's titties did not cure 1 male's
• 2:12:04
  depression. Well, that's true.
• 2:12:10
  But to be fair to She Hulk, we're talking about two
• 2:12:14
  different kinds of Hulk titties, because the more theus Hulk is,
• 2:12:18
  he's just looking at them as he's going by.
• 2:12:21
  And so they don't get enough gamma radiation to go full Hulk,
• 2:12:25
  just the part he's looking at. Which is why we hadn't even got
• 2:12:28
  into the the Hulk booties, Sam. And we're not going to today.
• 2:12:32
  That's a lesson for down the road.
• 2:12:34
  But the Hulk titties he looked at, you know, and then, yeah, we
• 2:12:38
  do find that when a woman gets mad after this exposure, that
• 2:12:44
  they have a tendency to grow, turn green and become violent.
• 2:12:50
  Well, clearly, well, clearly it, it didn't work.
• 2:12:55
  Well, clearly it didn't work on Melanie Mac though, because
• 2:12:58
  she's she's always angry. Well, see, there's your mistake,
• 2:13:02
  Sam. You think Marthius was looking
• 2:13:04
  at her? Well, will not.
• 2:13:09
  No Sydney Sweeney needs to watch out, though.
• 2:13:13
  Oh yeah. Oh, the last.
• 2:13:17
  Thing she needs is Hulk titties. Well, some.
• 2:13:25
  Some might already say. Some might already say she has
• 2:13:28
  them. Oh well, maybe he's already been
• 2:13:33
  there. Who knows?
• 2:13:36
  He he'd he'd certainly like to think so maybe he maybe he has.
• 2:13:45
  So I, I did open the card here too.
• 2:13:52
  So I. Nobody wants to talk about Hulk
• 2:13:55
  titties. What's up chat?
• 2:13:58
  Well, no. Well, nobody wants to talk about
• 2:14:00
  Hulk titties. I, I was, I was expecting to get
• 2:14:03
  like a few pro Thomas nasty people, but I guess not.
• 2:14:07
  I, well, I guess, well, well, the other thing too is I guess
• 2:14:12
  the SPLC money has run out now. So they're no longer they're no
• 2:14:17
  longer interested. Man, so they can't prove us
• 2:14:21
  wrong about Hulk titties and they can't defend Massey.
• 2:14:25
  No libertarian. I guess we just win.
• 2:14:31
  Yeah. Oh well, Oh well.
• 2:14:33
  Fetamine is based based too, but we've known that for a while.
• 2:14:42
  Oh, the new shoe on head video she absolutely roasts us on and
• 2:14:50
  we were dying watching that one. So check, check that one out.
• 2:14:53
  It was very funny. Yeah, Well, well, Hassan Hassan
• 2:15:01
  is another one where he he admitted to, he admitted to
• 2:15:07
  wearing suits because they make his head look bigger, I guess.
• 2:15:16
  Why the him and Nick Fuentes both wear suits too big for
• 2:15:21
  them? What is this like?
• 2:15:24
  A Hassan is not a small guy, is he?
• 2:15:27
  No, but, well, no but. It's tough, like as a big dude,
• 2:15:32
  it's tough enough to get a suit that fits.
• 2:15:35
  I just don't understand, is this zoomer style like wear my dad's
• 2:15:39
  suit kind of thing or like, yeah, the two big suit thing?
• 2:15:44
  Yeah, well, they, they, they want it.
• 2:15:45
  They well, see, they want to feel like grown men because they
• 2:15:49
  don't. So I I would imagine.
• 2:15:51
  More like a little boy than wearing a suit that doesn't
• 2:15:54
  fucking fit you. Well, yes, Well, yes, I know, I
• 2:16:00
  know that Max. I always wear suits that fit me
• 2:16:03
  well. I know.
• 2:16:05
  Yeah. You get snazzed up, you get your
• 2:16:08
  shit tailored. Yeah, I.
• 2:16:14
  Can't I don't wear suits but if I did I would look at myself on
• 2:16:20
  the camera and be like am I drowning in the suit?
• 2:16:24
  You're like it like I like my shit Baggies as that if that's
• 2:16:28
  what it is. If they like the comfort fit of
• 2:16:30
  baggy then pro tip don't wear suits.
• 2:16:34
  That's why I don't. Yeah.
• 2:16:36
  If I was. Wearing a suit and I'm going
• 2:16:38
  somewhere nice or something. Then I would have it fitted
• 2:16:43
  well. Funny they all use the word fit
• 2:16:45
  now and they don't even know what the fuck it means, huh?
• 2:16:48
  Well, but see you, but see you also.
• 2:16:51
  I will say this. You also wear like nice shirts
• 2:16:53
  though too and like they in like they do fit you and they do look
• 2:16:56
  nice Well. Well, they do fit me, but that's
• 2:17:02
  because I buy shit too big for me, because that's fine.
• 2:17:05
  This is why my fucking sense of style Sam is a black hoodie
• 2:17:10
  because a black hoodie does not have to be fitted to look good.
• 2:17:14
  It's just a black hoodie. It's a work in man's or or you
• 2:17:18
  know, you're outside kind of deal.
• 2:17:22
  It doesn't have to be black, but black hoodies work if you
• 2:17:25
  occasionally like don't like being seen.
• 2:17:31
  Yeah. Get up to clandestine ninjutsu
• 2:17:34
  style activities, you know. Yeah, well, well, those are
• 2:17:40
  always the best friend in jiu jitsu activities.
• 2:17:45
  Like, like all of them. What you got to do is you can't
• 2:17:54
  let them fucking turtles get into the junkyard again.
• 2:17:58
  You know, because the last time they came and they fucked up the
• 2:18:02
  boss's plan. So this time we patrol the whole
• 2:18:07
  perimeter, boys. You know, you got to have the
• 2:18:10
  black hoodie for when you're out patrolling the perimeter because
• 2:18:13
  you know, you don't always want to be wearing one of them
• 2:18:15
  fucking masks with the little red thing on it.
• 2:18:18
  You might get seen the red thing of give it away.
• 2:18:23
  Just just tips for up and coming Foot Clan members out there, you
• 2:18:27
  know? Yeah, that's that's really not a
• 2:18:31
  good idea. That's right.
• 2:18:35
  So, and what you want to do is you got to get good with one of
• 2:18:40
  the weapons that the Toidos use, right?
• 2:18:46
  Yeah, like like katanas or something.
• 2:18:49
  Like right, right, right. And then we get you a
• 2:18:56
  color-coded ghee to match whatever weapon you have so that
• 2:19:01
  everybody knows, oh, that guy throws the stars and this guy
• 2:19:05
  has the Cortana and all that shit.
• 2:19:07
  Really important, Sam. Now see I would I would want
• 2:19:12
  like a mega basically. And it's funny too, because like
• 2:19:19
  the boss, one day he was like, Hey, I made these like mutants
• 2:19:24
  or whatever, and they're going to like, do you guys job better
• 2:19:27
  than you because you suck And we're like, Yee ho.
• 2:19:30
  All right, I doubt that. And you know, it's funny.
• 2:19:32
  He opened up the pen and in the he in the he'd like he said it
• 2:19:36
  was like a warthog and a rhinoceros or something.
• 2:19:39
  He opened up the pen and I swear to you, Sam, in that pen it was
• 2:19:44
  Ethan, Ralph and Johnny Fox, and that's when I quit the Foot
• 2:19:50
  Clan. Yeah.
• 2:19:55
  Well, I, yeah, I would. I would quit the, I would quit
• 2:19:59
  the foot. I would quit the clan at that
• 2:20:01
  point. These motherfuckers ain't going
• 2:20:04
  to beat no toils. I'm out of here.
• 2:20:07
  No, not at all. So what else we got tonight,
• 2:20:15
  Sam? We got Hulk titties and toils
• 2:20:20
  and Thomas Massie's retarded. Yeah, more than you want.
• 2:20:29
  I really can't. I really can't think of anything
• 2:20:32
  of anything. Else I can American Inferno
• 2:20:35
  available now. American Inferno is a Volvo now.
• 2:20:40
  Also, Lost to Blood in the Jungle is coming out May 26.
• 2:20:49
  So I don't, I don't have that with me right now because I
• 2:20:56
  actually gave my copy. Oh man.
• 2:20:58
  Should I make a nom song called Blood in the Jungle then?
• 2:21:03
  Yeah, that that that actually would be pretty based.
• 2:21:07
  I actually gave my I actually gave my copy to my mom for
• 2:21:12
  Mother's Day this past weekend. I was hearing it like since you
• 2:21:17
  said it was called blood in the jungle.
• 2:21:19
  I kind of had Creedence Clearwater Revival in my head
• 2:21:24
  going because they had run through the jungle.
• 2:21:26
  Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well.
• 2:21:28
  Where? Well, what do you?
• 2:21:30
  Well, what do you think? What do you think I was
• 2:21:31
  listening to while I was writing in the outline?
• 2:21:36
  A 101 tips for public speaking by some guy IP freely.
• 2:21:45
  You are absolutely right, Sir. Because I know after all these
• 2:21:52
  years of podcasting, you need more public speaking tips.
• 2:21:58
  Yes. Nobody is as unconfident and
• 2:22:01
  speaking to other people in public as Sam Whitfield.
• 2:22:04
  That's why he hosts this show. Yeah, no, I I have I've zero,
• 2:22:10
  I've zero public speaking confidence, which is also why,
• 2:22:17
  which is us, which is also why like this, this channel has no
• 2:22:21
  subscribers either. It's because I lack so much
• 2:22:25
  self-confidence. So that that's the other, that's
• 2:22:29
  the other insult I love is well, your channel doesn't have any.
• 2:22:33
  Your channel only doesn't have 1000 subscribers.
• 2:22:36
  So therefore your opinion is invalid.
• 2:22:39
  That is such like grifter logic. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:22:47
  It's like, it's also, it's amazing, you know, we got into
• 2:22:51
  this before, but the grifter logic is so funny because it's
• 2:22:55
  as if they assume that we're doing this.
• 2:22:59
  You could only possibly be motivated by direct financial
• 2:23:03
  compensation. And I'm pretty sure that we both
• 2:23:07
  have track records of proving the opposite of that as we just
• 2:23:11
  like doing it. But you know.
• 2:23:14
  Must be the other thing, right? Yeah, Now, yeah.
• 2:23:17
  Now don't get me wrong. Like, like having like if
• 2:23:20
  someone offered a contract and it were fair, like would we take
• 2:23:24
  the money? Absolutely.
• 2:23:27
  But like, that's not our sole goal.
• 2:23:33
  We're both the type that have been making radio or podcast
• 2:23:36
  content in some fashion since we were small children and just do
• 2:23:40
  it as a hobby and both have other interests and stuff that
• 2:23:44
  occupies our time. This is why it's funny because
• 2:23:47
  people think that you're streaming like Mersch if you're
• 2:23:49
  for example or guys like that. Since he's talked shit in the
• 2:23:53
  past I will use him. But Mersch streams every day,
• 2:23:57
  doesn't he? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:00
  Also also also I do sober. I do a show complete sober.
• 2:24:07
  Yeah, not me, I'm spoken pot right now, but yeah.
• 2:24:10
  Well, well, I mean. Yeah, and I sometimes drink 40s
• 2:24:15
  and get a little loose, but that's usually on the radio
• 2:24:18
  show. Sometimes I've gotten drunk
• 2:24:21
  here. OK, what?
• 2:24:22
  Well, have you ever gotten like, well, I mean, I, I well, one.
• 2:24:27
  Time I was drunk and I hit my head on that pipe and then I
• 2:24:31
  fell down and. Farted OK then.
• 2:24:37
  That was on stream, yeah. That that was that was that was
• 2:24:41
  Max that that is that's those are like rookie numbers, though.
• 2:24:48
  See what what what you have. What you have to do is you have
• 2:24:53
  to go like you have to get like black out drunk on Jameson every
• 2:25:00
  night and right. There I I don't drink pretty
• 2:25:06
  much hard liquor almost at all, but especially not whiskey.
• 2:25:11
  I'm not a whiskey guy. Whiskey's for sad guys, man.
• 2:25:17
  Well, yeah. Well, yeah, that.
• 2:25:19
  Well, that's exactly well. I find whiskey guys are always
• 2:25:24
  like depressive guys too. Well, that totally explains
• 2:25:28
  Mersh then. Vodka drinkers.
• 2:25:33
  Vodka drinkers start off as a really fun guy and end up a
• 2:25:38
  depressed guy as the night progresses.
• 2:25:42
  True tequila drinkers are just fun up until they forget
• 2:25:48
  whatever happened next. Yes.
• 2:25:54
  That's why I like tequila drinkers.
• 2:25:56
  Rum is like, if I'm to pick one, like the one that I probably
• 2:26:00
  will pick the most is I'll do rum.
• 2:26:03
  I'll do margaritas with rum or tequila, or I'll do rum in in
• 2:26:08
  some type of soda or I'll do Caribou.
• 2:26:12
  Sam, you know, you're familiar. Yeah.
• 2:26:14
  I believe. I believe so.
• 2:26:18
  That's 151 Bacardi rum, which is like, yeah, 75% alcohol and they
• 2:26:27
  lights on fire and you mix that with Malibu coconut rum.
• 2:26:32
  So rum on rum and pineapple juice, but we generally do it
• 2:26:39
  with ice and make it a smoothie type deal.
• 2:26:43
  Oh, that actually sounds good. One time this wasn't on a
• 2:26:47
  stream, God, streaming wasn't a thing.
• 2:26:49
  But one time on the 4th of July we had this huge party drinking
• 2:26:53
  that shit. And then we went down a Fall
• 2:26:55
  River. There's this thing called
• 2:26:56
  Battleship Cove where all the battleships sit and we saw the
• 2:27:00
  fireworks. Drunk off that shit man.
• 2:27:05
  Oh, oh, Max, that act that actually does kind of, I mean,
• 2:27:09
  this might be a good way to kind of wrap, wrap the show.
• 2:27:12
  But this year is 250 years. This is one of the big ones.
• 2:27:21
  America. Fuck yeah.
• 2:27:25
  And I don't know, I don't know you like, but like, I'm too.
• 2:27:29
  I'm too hyped up about that alone to be bought to be fucking
• 2:27:32
  black pilled. I don't know why people are
• 2:27:35
  black pilled. It's because we're winning on so
• 2:27:40
  many fronts that they just like to be losers.
• 2:27:43
  And you can be go be a loser, but we'll go call you 1 Thomas
• 2:27:46
  Massie. Yep.
• 2:27:48
  And you're going to lose too. He's going to lose.
• 2:27:51
  Oh, oh, by the way, have, Oh, by the way, have you heard, Max,
• 2:27:56
  people are proposing that Tucker Carlson run in 2028.
• 2:28:02
  Oh I hope he fucking does. JD Vance will mop the floor with
• 2:28:05
  that retard. I I do too.
• 2:28:10
  I you know, what I don't understand is how few of few of
• 2:28:14
  them seem to understand how big of a shoe in JD Vance is.
• 2:28:19
  I mean, I mean how the. Nomination, at least we don't
• 2:28:23
  know who he's running against at the moment.
• 2:28:25
  So we I don't like to speculate it's a slam dunk for the
• 2:28:29
  presidency. But what I'm saying is, how can
• 2:28:32
  you make a case where JD Vance, unless he gets caught in some
• 2:28:35
  massive scandal or does something really fucked up in
• 2:28:39
  the next year and a half, is not the nominee?
• 2:28:46
  I mean, the only thing I can see is maybe like if Rubio Row wants
• 2:28:51
  it, maybe, But. Against him, though, you think,
• 2:28:58
  Ruby? I don't think Rubio would stand
• 2:29:00
  a chance in that primary against JD Vance.
• 2:29:03
  I don't. I don't, I don't think so.
• 2:29:05
  I don't think so either. I but.
• 2:29:07
  So that's what I mean. It's like, I think, yeah, I
• 2:29:11
  think somebody like Rubio might run, but I think it's like a
• 2:29:15
  8020 type situation there. And.
• 2:29:19
  Rifters all want to get their name in just so they can write a
• 2:29:21
  book and get more attention. That's the problem is we've
• 2:29:25
  like, remember when we used to not have debates until there was
• 2:29:29
  just two candidates from each side and then it was the two,
• 2:29:32
  that one? And the guy?
• 2:29:35
  And the guy that was runner up from each party would end up as
• 2:29:38
  the running mate. I remember when things were kind
• 2:29:40
  of like that and and things ran a lot better.
• 2:29:43
  There was a lot more order to it.
• 2:29:44
  Yeah, yeah, as do I, I mean have, I mean.
• 2:29:50
  Maybe not always the runner up gets the running mate, but a lot
• 2:29:53
  of times they do. But also, but also Max, like for
• 2:29:57
  the first, since JD has been VP even even, even even when he was
• 2:30:04
  Trump's VP candidate. I mean, we've, we've been, we've
• 2:30:12
  been, we've been JD Vans guys from the beginning.
• 2:30:18
  So. So yeah.
• 2:30:23
  Yeah, I I don't have that much issue with the Trump
• 2:30:27
  administration. Oh no, he said.
• 2:30:30
  He doesn't. Have much issue with the Trump
• 2:30:31
  administration? I don't, I have, I have No, I
• 2:30:34
  have no issues with the Trump administration other than.
• 2:30:37
  Minor minor stuff, minor gripes I would say.
• 2:30:43
  I wish we could get deportations moving faster.
• 2:30:48
  OK. It's not that they're not
• 2:30:50
  moving, so it's not the biggest complaint in the world.
• 2:30:53
  I can't add. That's fair.
• 2:30:56
  Like, there's a couple things I could say as criticisms of the
• 2:30:58
  current Trump administration, but other than that, nothing
• 2:31:02
  that would dissuade me from a continuation of it.
• 2:31:06
  And JD Vance would essentially be that.
• 2:31:09
  Yeah, I, I don't the thing that the thing that frustrates me,
• 2:31:14
  and this is kind of to tie back to the whole Thomas Massey
• 2:31:18
  thing. I don't I don't understand this
• 2:31:20
  buyer's remorse thing with Trump.
• 2:31:23
  Like people are our client exists.
• 2:31:25
  AIAI don't think it does exist. And B with the people who does.
• 2:31:33
  I think it's just I think it's just a grift.
• 2:31:36
  It's just people. I think that they don't
• 2:31:38
  understand that their innate contrarianism is a grift.
• 2:31:43
  Well, and one of. These types of people will
• 2:31:47
  always do this. They they thought that being for
• 2:31:51
  Trump was the contrarian punk position.
• 2:31:54
  That's their position the moment he wins and now he's got
• 2:31:59
  momentum and they are going to fight against him.
• 2:32:02
  Tucker has been doing that game. The only person doing it longer
• 2:32:07
  than him, I think, is Ann Coulter.
• 2:32:10
  Yeah, this is the contrarians. They always do this.
• 2:32:12
  Now they've added Candace to their ranks.
• 2:32:15
  Alex Jones has always been like that.
• 2:32:18
  These these Nick Fuentes is another one.
• 2:32:20
  Changes his positions every other fucking week.
• 2:32:22
  These people have been doing this for so long.
• 2:32:25
  If you believe people who change their positions that frequently,
• 2:32:29
  you're fucking retarded. And frankly, I don't want you
• 2:32:32
  listening to the show because I think there's no value in it for
• 2:32:35
  you. You go listen to their shit
• 2:32:36
  because you're a fucking moron. What?
• 2:32:40
  What was said? What was sad?
• 2:32:43
  Seriously, like if you think like Nick Fuentes for example,
• 2:32:47
  how we could just sit here and play clips for a whole 2 hour
• 2:32:50
  podcast that are just nothing but him contradicting himself
• 2:32:54
  back-to-back, can we not? Well, I mean, we printed we kind
• 2:32:57
  of did that at the beginning at the at the beginning of the year
• 2:33:01
  and him ends him and mom dummy too.
• 2:33:05
  So. Yeah, and sort of clavicular and
• 2:33:11
  all these people like we have built a profile.
• 2:33:15
  We talk about the profile of the grift.
• 2:33:17
  It's old hat to us and that's kind of why we gloss over it.
• 2:33:21
  But we do constantly bring up the we think the biggest.
• 2:33:24
  And and I think, I don't think I just speak for myself here when
• 2:33:27
  I say that the biggest threat to political discourse is that
• 2:33:32
  grifter sphere of people who seek nothing more than the most
• 2:33:36
  eyeballs to try and get the most attention so they can make the
• 2:33:40
  most money. Not to make the world a better
• 2:33:42
  place, not to see policies implemented that they actually
• 2:33:45
  think would help anybody. They just want to suck the
• 2:33:48
  oxygen out of the room. These people have always
• 2:33:51
  existed. You could look at like, like
• 2:33:54
  the, the Al Sharpton in the race grifters.
• 2:33:57
  You can look at like, you know, some of the Tea Party people
• 2:34:03
  back in the day. You can look at the, it's some
• 2:34:06
  of the radio DJ shock shock types.
• 2:34:08
  There's been political grifters before, but there's never been
• 2:34:12
  this many, and they've never had this much influence and been so
• 2:34:16
  transparently grifting. Is the key to.
• 2:34:20
  Me, I don't care about people making money doing Internet
• 2:34:23
  content. That to me is fine.
• 2:34:26
  It's people who are. Actively taking whatever
• 2:34:29
  position gets paid to them this week and trying to shove it
• 2:34:33
  down. Let's be real, mostly children's
• 2:34:35
  fucking gullets so that they pick it up.
• 2:34:38
  They want to get the TikTok kids.
• 2:34:40
  Yeah. Saying their.
• 2:34:42
  Shit. Yeah, well.
• 2:34:46
  I had a problem with the left was doing it and I have a
• 2:34:49
  problem with the right doing it. I.
• 2:34:53
  I don't know. I I I think kids getting
• 2:34:59
  involved in the political discussion at all is a bit trite
• 2:35:03
  and counterproductive on account of they can't even fucking vote.
• 2:35:08
  I, I, I, I agree. I agree.
• 2:35:12
  And I say that as someone who was involved in politics when I
• 2:35:15
  was a little kid. But I would say that things were
• 2:35:18
  kind of different then because the left what Because see what
• 2:35:23
  people, what people understand was that the Obama campaign
• 2:35:26
  little was trying to like, you know, go after the youth.
• 2:35:31
  When you were that young and podcasting, Sam, nobody was
• 2:35:35
  holding you up as the standard bearer and saying, listen to
• 2:35:39
  this kid for your whole worldview.
• 2:35:41
  In fact, the opposite. They were saying, look at this
• 2:35:44
  kid. He's not.
• 2:35:46
  He's a kid, right? They kind of branded you as a
• 2:35:50
  kid right away. Sometimes you still get that.
• 2:35:55
  And I'm like, this motherfucker's been here for
• 2:35:57
  fucking 18 years. What are you talking about?
• 2:35:59
  His show isn't even a kid. Yeah, I know.
• 2:36:02
  I yeah, I know, yeah, I know. I I get.
• 2:36:06
  I get that and I I get that and. You have a baby face still so.
• 2:36:12
  Well, well, yeah, so so did so did.
• 2:36:18
  Well, I mean so I mean John. Carson.
• 2:36:20
  Well, yes, well, once. Well, and so did Charlie Kirk.
• 2:36:24
  So did Charlie Kirk. I mean, you know, to be.
• 2:36:29
  Well, I'll be trying. I was.
• 2:36:30
  I'll be honest. In a in a less sad way, you do
• 2:36:34
  have a very Johnny Carson vibe sometimes.
• 2:36:37
  You're not the you're not the first person to say that either.
• 2:36:41
  And then and thank you. That's why I like being the guy
• 2:36:45
  on the couch for you, because you're the best curse that I've
• 2:36:48
  ever come across. Why?
• 2:36:50
  Why I? Except for Johnny, but I never
• 2:36:52
  met Johnny Carson. So.
• 2:36:54
  Why? Why?
• 2:36:55
  I appreciate that and I don't. I don't.
• 2:37:00
  Think I'm not really Ed McMahon as a guy on the couch, am I?
• 2:37:04
  I'm way too off the wall for that.
• 2:37:08
  No, but you're you're like, let's see, You're kind of like
• 2:37:20
  you're kind of like the nor I I was I, I was going to say you're
• 2:37:24
  like the norm to my Conan, but I'm not.
• 2:37:27
  I'm not. I'm wait, I'm funnier in some
• 2:37:30
  ways than Conan is. Yeah, I'm more of the Rodney
• 2:37:36
  Dangerfield on the show. Oh yeah, that.
• 2:37:39
  Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, you're, you're
• 2:37:41
  definitely a Rodney. So especially since you don't
• 2:37:45
  get no respect. That's right.
• 2:37:48
  None. Because you're because your
• 2:37:50
  wife, she, she your wife, don't your wife, she don't give you
• 2:37:54
  give you no respect. She's always hitting you and
• 2:38:02
  she's always hitting you and beating you up and.
• 2:38:09
  Yeah, you should see what she does when she gets mad.
• 2:38:17
  I. Couldn't.
• 2:38:18
  Not make a Rodney Dangerfield joke after we just referenced it
• 2:38:23
  to that degree. Jeez.
• 2:38:28
  I. I heard him speaking to me.
• 2:38:33
  Oh, I. Hadn't say it, Sam.
• 2:38:35
  Oh, I I oh, I heard. I heard it.
• 2:38:38
  I I. Made her a Bill Clinton.
• 2:38:40
  It's got a little. Oh, oh, geez, yeah, I I heard, I
• 2:38:50
  heard, I heard a joke. The I I heard a few good, good
• 2:38:55
  jokes, so and, and now I said I'm going to, I'm going to I'm
• 2:39:03
  I'm going to mess one of them up for sure, but.
• 2:39:11
  What do you call it when a 1,000,000 black men jump out of
• 2:39:17
  planes? What?
• 2:39:22
  Night What do you call it when a million political grifters jump
• 2:39:28
  out of a plane? Freedom.
• 2:39:32
  Freedom. A good start.
• 2:39:37
  Yeah, yeah. See the trick with that one is
• 2:39:44
  you got to lead with the innocuous black guy joke where
• 2:39:48
  everybody expects that to be the really out there one.
• 2:39:51
  And then you follow it up with the actual that's that's 90s
• 2:39:56
  humor right there is you start with the one everybody thinks
• 2:39:59
  you what is Oh, what is that? Yeah, night.
• 2:40:03
  And then they're like, I get it because their skin is dark.
• 2:40:05
  And then you're like, aha, but what do you call it when group
• 2:40:08
  of people I don't like jump out of it to see the joke is really
• 2:40:12
  old. Yeah, Group.
• 2:40:14
  Of people I don't like jump out of plane.
• 2:40:16
  A good start. And I, I, and I mean, I think
• 2:40:21
  with political grifters, it would be a good start.
• 2:40:24
  That's. Why I thought of it at all.
• 2:40:26
  I was like Oh yeah there's the plain joke.
• 2:40:29
  What would be a good start would be them all just going away and
• 2:40:34
  stop trying man. Especially anyone rallying up
• 2:40:38
  towards violent insurrection action and shit.
• 2:40:41
  Just fuck off already. Yeah.
• 2:40:45
  I have had so much enough of it. It's like my we've had what, 3
• 2:40:50
  or 4 attempts on the president? We've had major assassinations.
• 2:40:57
  It's almost like you should arrest people who go around
• 2:41:00
  saying that they're going to do some violent shit.
• 2:41:03
  Yeah. At the very least, talk to them.
• 2:41:06
  But who would have ever thought to do that?
• 2:41:14
  Everybody up until Obama was president is the.
• 2:41:17
  Yeah, yeah, pretty much. We forgot.
• 2:41:21
  Yeah, pretty much so. Well, I think we're we're
• 2:41:29
  closing, we're closing in on about 3 hours.
• 2:41:33
  Any other topics you can think of?
• 2:41:36
  That we are deport Obama. Not why?
• 2:41:42
  So much as a thought. Why, why I think, I think
• 2:41:45
  deporting Obama, I mean, I mean, he, I, I have heard that he's
• 2:41:50
  from, I'm not, I'm not so sure that he is from Kenya though,
• 2:41:56
  because Kenyans are very like pro America and.
• 2:42:03
  I think he's secretly from Guatemala.
• 2:42:05
  Listen, his name is Obama. Barack.
• 2:42:12
  Barack Barack Hussein Obama. People forget.
• 2:42:16
  People forget about that part. No, I'm saying.
• 2:42:22
  Yeah. I think that we should
• 2:42:29
  appreciate that we are alive and here and able to share in a
• 2:42:35
  wonderful conversation and share our arts, and I don't think the
• 2:42:45
  state of the world is all that bad people get.
• 2:42:49
  Out. Stop listening to fucking
• 2:42:51
  retards. I.
• 2:42:54
  No. I, I would agree with with all
• 2:42:58
  that and I think I think people should read.
• 2:43:00
  I think people should stop doom scrolling and pick up a book and
• 2:43:05
  pick up this book, specifically American Inferno which actually
• 2:43:10
  talks how bad doom scrolling is like as a theme in this book.
• 2:43:17
  Seriously. Yeah, well, I mean, I just, I
• 2:43:22
  was late because the light at the shop was logged and I was
• 2:43:26
  out running. And that's what I suggest.
• 2:43:29
  I, I spend a lot of time not looking at all of this stuff.
• 2:43:35
  And even if I'm watching things on the Internet, I'm not
• 2:43:42
  watching political commentary, people that I don't like or
• 2:43:46
  trust to begin with. And if anything, I'm watching
• 2:43:49
  like random lefties that make a point.
• 2:43:52
  I sort of agree with a lot more. I've been trying to recommend
• 2:43:55
  those to you. It didn't go over with the
• 2:43:59
  science community last week because they think recycling is
• 2:44:03
  great or some shit, but I got some other ones I could
• 2:44:07
  recommend for next time Sam that are not on topics that we get
• 2:44:11
  the so much science panty twisting going on.
• 2:44:16
  Well, well, you've you've recommended Clifton Duncan and I
• 2:44:19
  like his stuff a lot. Same thing with the Gothics.
• 2:44:22
  Yeah, yeah. No it's funny because I think
• 2:44:25
  black center left and center right YouTube is like where I
• 2:44:31
  find the most reasonable opinions these days.
• 2:44:35
  Same. Yeah.
• 2:44:37
  It's, it's funny because a lot of them are like not trying to
• 2:44:40
  grift all that hard. They're just like, hey, I
• 2:44:44
  figured out because of my experience that a lot of the
• 2:44:47
  stuff they told us growing up was a lie, and they're just
• 2:44:50
  trying to kind of share it with other people in a low key way
• 2:44:53
  instead of being screechy and preachy.
• 2:44:55
  Yeah, often I find them at least introducing ideas to me that I
• 2:44:59
  hadn't seen before. Check out Sparked Up.
• 2:45:02
  There's a great YouTube channel. He does reviews of boondocks and
• 2:45:05
  stuff through the lens of like a black nationalist.
• 2:45:10
  Oh yeah, I've, I've seen, I've seen his stuff.
• 2:45:13
  Yeah yeah, I actually we should we watched a clip on the show 1
• 2:45:17
  time because I. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:45:19
  Yeah, no, but Max, he's, you know, a lefty and a black
• 2:45:24
  nationalist. Yeah, well, he makes some
• 2:45:26
  interesting fucking points, too. Why are we not allowed to talk
• 2:45:30
  to people that we know we disagree with anymore?
• 2:45:32
  What the fuck happened, Sam? I used to talk to communists all
• 2:45:37
  the time. All the time.
• 2:45:41
  They won't talk no more. They learned how to be mute or
• 2:45:46
  they just screech the same stupid shit at you man.
• 2:45:49
  Yeah, yeah. Well, that, well that, well,
• 2:45:51
  that's the thing that happens to me is they don't actually want
• 2:45:53
  to have a dialogue. They just want to screech.
• 2:45:57
  Yeah, it's a shame. So I that's my thing is I've
• 2:46:00
  been trying to reach out to leftist I, I actually have
• 2:46:03
  somebody that I might be able to have you invite on.
• 2:46:07
  They can talk about trans issues from the other side and they're
• 2:46:10
  not unreasonable. I, I would, I would, I would
• 2:46:14
  definitely be willing to, to have that so.
• 2:46:17
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And and hey, we've said some
• 2:46:20
  stuff that, you know, trans people might not like us, but
• 2:46:24
  I'd I'd sit there and talk to anybody about the differences.
• 2:46:29
  That's I think the difference I see lost in what I call grifters
• 2:46:33
  is they're not there to have a conversation.
• 2:46:37
  Yeah, we. Are and maybe that doesn't get
• 2:46:40
  us the most views in the world, but sometimes I feel like if
• 2:46:43
  that's OK. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:46:47
  Which which is ironic because you would think having
• 2:46:50
  conversation would guess would get us more views.
• 2:46:54
  But I guess I guess not so. Well, it does and it does.
• 2:46:59
  It's, you know, we're consistent at least.
• 2:47:03
  And you can check us here next week, but I got a probably going
• 2:47:08
  to do a radio stream this week song for this week release for
• 2:47:13
  Friday. Sam is going to be yo Mama to
• 2:47:17
  look out for you. Look out for right to offend Yo
• 2:47:21
  Mama. Come in this Friday.
• 2:47:24
  Based and, and like I said, you know, go pick up American
• 2:47:33
  Inferno and then Blood in the Jungle will be on sale in just a
• 2:47:37
  few weeks. And also I'm going to try and
• 2:47:42
  get like, I'm waiting for a few guests to get back to me.
• 2:47:46
  That's why I had a guest on in a few weeks.
• 2:47:49
  But yeah, we have a whole backlog of them.
• 2:47:52
  So go check them out on Rumble. Guest this week you got to
• 2:47:57
  invite me on and we'll talk about art.
• 2:48:01
  Oh for sure, for sure SO and I won't.
• 2:48:06
  Do a bit at the beginning of the show and confuse half the
• 2:48:09
  audience. I mean sometimes.
• 2:48:12
  Sometimes that's the best though, when people are
• 2:48:15
  confused. No, I'll slip into a bit at the
• 2:48:16
  end and confuse the other half. I gotcha so.
• 2:48:24
  And bits and bones. This week there's been VG games
• 2:48:28
  I played Outbound come out. It's like ARV crafting game.
• 2:48:38
  Oh, yeah, I, I Oh yeah, I heard, I heard about that, that it was
• 2:48:44
  more. Fun in a trailer than it was
• 2:48:46
  playing it cause the shit's slow as hell.
• 2:48:49
  I get it though, if you're into that you might like it.
• 2:48:51
  You're just kind of exploring the map at your own pace and you
• 2:48:55
  can craft a base on top of your fucking van.
• 2:48:59
  There's no combat. So it's kind, it's kind of like
• 2:49:04
  driving simulator then basically.
• 2:49:07
  Yeah, and like you got to your car's like run on trash.
• 2:49:14
  So it's like a DeLorean from Back to the Future, but without
• 2:49:17
  all the cool. The factor.
• 2:49:19
  No, it was a cute little game, but it wasn't as fun as I would
• 2:49:23
  have liked. There is my video game for the
• 2:49:25
  week and I played like an hour to be fair.
• 2:49:28
  Fun so but Elaine. Well, thanks for TuneIn
• 2:49:34
  everyone. And if you're a Thomas Mass fan,
• 2:49:39
  be Dumber or be smarter, I guess.
• 2:49:44
  And don't vote for Thomas Massie, but Elaine.
• 2:49:48
  Won't catch you down. Or be really mad, We don't care.
• 2:49:51
  Yeah, or call, call in next time that would be that would be
• 2:49:57
  best. But anyway.
• 2:49:58
  Yeah, I guess since nobody called in, he sucks officially.
• 2:50:03
  Yeah, pretty much. So.
• 2:50:08
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