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912: Our Driving Issues · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Zach you have on air off on Channel six.
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  Speaker 2: I do, Daniel, thank you for checking in. That's very
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  Speaker 2: responsible of you as the engineer of the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's the least I can do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm recording, are you I'm recording. I got a red
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  Speaker 2: bull because I needed a little umph for this feel that.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted the ship to end. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted it to end. I didn't oh man.
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  Speaker 3: And it's touch a touchy topic, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: People go through cancer throughout the world, and I'm watching
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  Speaker 3: this shit and I'm like, how much longer is this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Was not good.
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  Speaker 2: It's the penultimate episode of Scrubs ever. Donald Crazy and
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  Speaker 2: Ken Jenkins last episode of Scrubs.
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  Speaker 3: He was great.
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  Speaker 2: I learned that on Scrubs Wiki. Who's talking in your apartment?
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  Speaker 1: Danel it's Stephanie the background.
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  Speaker 2: Can you ask Stephanie not to talk when we're recording
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  Speaker 2: a podcast?
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  Speaker 4: No, she has to work.
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  Speaker 2: You know they have these things, Daniel. I saw them
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  Speaker 2: on the interweb. You you put it over your mouth
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  Speaker 2: and you can talk, but no one in the room
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  Speaker 2: can hear that you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, she has. She has offered that for me for
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  Speaker 1: when I'm playing video games.
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  Speaker 3: This really exists.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a device. You can google it and
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  Speaker 2: you you wear it over your mouth and you can
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  Speaker 2: talk I guess on the phone on a zoom, but
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  Speaker 2: no one in the room can hear you talking. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a it's like a muzzle, a.
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  Speaker 4: Mini cone of silence. That's crazy. Yeah, did not know
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  Speaker 4: this existed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks really weird.
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  Speaker 3: You know on Knows movies that John Kazinsky directed Quiet whatever,
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  Speaker 3: that ship is Quiet place. That would have saved the
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  Speaker 3: human race.
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  Speaker 2: John Krasinski, not Kazinsky. Sorry, cut that, No, I want
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  Speaker 2: you to leave it, Danel.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, fine, John Kazinsky Zinsky. Yeah, is that would have
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  Speaker 3: saved humanity in those movies.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: If they had this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, maybe we could gift Daniel's wife this,
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  Speaker 2: this thing as a president from fake doctor's real friend.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. No, No, we'll gift Daniel that. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not giving his wife that ship. I'm not stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of want to try it, just because it
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  Speaker 2: looks so funny.
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  Speaker 3: You're like Darth Vader. Nobody can hear you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but nobody can do Darth Vader to yourself It.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't make your voice sound like Vader. It just makes you.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way that people are not gonna hear you
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  Speaker 3: breathe if you have a cone of silence over your
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  Speaker 3: fucking well.
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  Speaker 2: That's what the device is called. Will you google what
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  Speaker 2: it's called as well? You want to get No, the
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  Speaker 2: whole point of it is you talk if you're talking
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  Speaker 2: in a normal level.
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  Speaker 3: No one talking in the level right now with this thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's invented for people who are doing podcasts and have
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  Speaker 2: a wife who has work. When is it, Daniel, did
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  Speaker 2: you find it? Is it called the muzzle?
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: It is called the mute talk? And what's okay? The
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  Speaker 1: mute talk like mute talk. I want to see what
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  Speaker 1: it looks like because I I remember laughing, Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God, mute talk.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw you look like Baan.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you have a gas mask that doesn't cover your nose.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know what it looks like. It looks like
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  Speaker 2: an oculus that goes over your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: You know, great description, speaking of oculus.
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  Speaker 2: Wait before you change the subject.
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  Speaker 5: They got to I'm not changing and I just want
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  Speaker 5: the floor.
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  Speaker 3: I want that floor. I want that floor.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about the floor.
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  Speaker 3: There's a floor where you can walk in place? And
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  Speaker 3: why in places?
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  Speaker 1: It's Facebook, it's I got three sixty treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: A black dude created it. Do it to Disney created it? Actually,
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  Speaker 3: that's really great? Yeah, all right, are you gonna and
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  Speaker 3: do you?
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  Speaker 2: But you don't even play?
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  Speaker 1: You don't even even use VR.
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  Speaker 3: I will put that shit on for the next version. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: I know what's coming. It's coming, and I can't wait.
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  Speaker 3: The open world fucking Oculus type or VR. Sorry, let
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  Speaker 3: me see the open world VR game is coming with
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  Speaker 3: the floor. That shit's coming, man's and when it does, wooh.
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  Speaker 3: But you need it? Seems to me you have a
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  Speaker 3: player one.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't become like an Oculus VR user.
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  Speaker 3: You like video because my kids can't do it yet,
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  Speaker 3: and I can't do that shit like I have the
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  Speaker 3: space for it now right. I have a great space
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  Speaker 3: to play these video games. But I can't do it
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  Speaker 3: because my kids aren't grown. They're not old enough. You
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  Speaker 3: gotta be something like thirteen or twelve or thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, they're perfect age for the mute talk.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think when your kids were annoying you, they'd
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  Speaker 2: were on mute talk?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know right now. I'm not of the
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  Speaker 3: stifle my kids or a wife conversation.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to give someone a mute talk.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Zach Braff from mutalk. Is your partner talking too
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  Speaker 2: much while you're on a podcast?
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  Speaker 3: It's not gonna sell well, bro, there's no way you
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  Speaker 3: can sell that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone sold a lot of mute talks.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody's bought that shit. Somebody's like, you know what I
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  Speaker 3: want for Christmas this year, honey, a mute talk.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good title.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody asked for it, and then the spouse is like, why,
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to hear in your mouth anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: If it's successfully sold to me on Shark Tank, I'll
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  Speaker 2: buy that shit. Every time I'm watching Shark Tank on
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  Speaker 2: the treadmill, I'm writing down all these products because I
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  Speaker 2: want them all.
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  Speaker 3: What like what like?
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Oh I just bought all right?
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  Speaker 2: So all right, I'm gonna this isn't a sponsor, y'all,
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna give them a shout out because they're amazing.
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  Speaker 2: They made this nut butter. But it's not nuts, it's me.
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  Speaker 2: It's are you laughing at nut?
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  Speaker 1: Butter.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, everything from human man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, no, it's cold.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: This is called granola butter by a company called oat House,
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  Speaker 2: and it's butter made from granola. But it's gluten free,
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  Speaker 2: it's nut free, it's soy free, it's dairy free, non GMO, vegan.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Not as funny as nut butter, but okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Zach brav for granola butter from oat House.
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: They should be an advertiser on our podcast because I
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  Speaker 2: really really like it. You put it on bread, you
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  Speaker 2: can put it on apples, whatever you want to put
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  Speaker 2: it on. I've just been eating it out of the
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  Speaker 2: damn can. To be honest, Shark Tank is really good
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  Speaker 2: at selling me things. You want to talk about funny,
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  Speaker 2: sexual and you end up. They had this product. It
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  Speaker 2: was so funny on Shark Tank and it was a
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  Speaker 2: guy you core a banana. You put the banana in
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  Speaker 2: this thing, right, And it was so funny because they
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  Speaker 2: this is like a family show, right, they can't ever
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  Speaker 2: do like sexual innuendo. But it was so funny. They
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  Speaker 2: put the banana on this thing and then it the
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  Speaker 2: thing cores the banana. So now you have a banana
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  Speaker 2: with an empty inside and you can squeeze whatever contents
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  Speaker 2: you want to, like natilla or whatever you want to
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  Speaker 2: fill the banana with, and then you got up. Then
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  Speaker 2: you can eat the banana with all this like drunks.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the treadmill laughing at how like there's
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  Speaker 2: no way that they didn't cut out all these fucking
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  Speaker 2: sex jokes from the show because it's hard to like
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  Speaker 2: fill a banana with goo and not laugh and not
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  Speaker 2: laugh at all. Yeah, and they're all like eating their
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  Speaker 2: bananas and it's all over and there was like a
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  Speaker 2: big dancing banana and when they sold it, because they
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  Speaker 2: sold it that Mark Cuban had to like hug the
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  Speaker 2: guy in the banana costume.
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  Speaker 1: It was very funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a see that's what's great about that show.
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  Speaker 3: I've never really watched it, but I love the fact
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  Speaker 3: that you can walk out of there with some money
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  Speaker 3: in your pocket if you've sold your product correctly. And
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  Speaker 3: not only that, there's a possibility that you're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: just as rich as these people one day, because.
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  Speaker 2: Well probing not as rich as them, but they they.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, isn't isn't the new guy on shark tanks.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't he somebody who.
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  Speaker 2: Know they rotated in these But these people who are
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  Speaker 2: the sharks are like, you know, they've hit it so huge.
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  Speaker 2: These the people that come on, you know, they have
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  Speaker 2: one big idea they have like you know, they don't
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  Speaker 2: get me wrong. Some of them get super rich, but
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: you know, not like Mark Cuban rich. Speaking of Mark Cuban,
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: do you know that if the games of the Knicks
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  Speaker 2: go to a seventh game? I think I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: get to go to Madison Square Garden and sit in
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  Speaker 2: very good seats.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it doesn't go seven.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it goes Why don't you want me to
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  Speaker 2: have a good time?
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  Speaker 3: We can go. You can do it in the next round.
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  Speaker 2: So Josh Raiden told me that the seventh game is
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  Speaker 2: very exciting?
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  Speaker 3: Would fuck with Josh Raden said, man, as a Knick fan,
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  Speaker 3: I want this shit over and done with.
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  Speaker 2: No, Bro, you don't want me to have a good
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  Speaker 2: time at MSG.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to go and have a great time
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  Speaker 3: at MSG, but not at the expense of the Knicks
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  Speaker 3: having to play a fucking seventh game.
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  Speaker 2: Will tomorrow night? What has to happen tomorrow night? They
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  Speaker 2: have to win.
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  Speaker 3: If they win tomorrow night, they close out and that's
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  Speaker 3: it until until they played the Celtics. And I think
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  Speaker 3: that would be on Monday, which would be in Boston,
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  Speaker 3: but they'd be back in MSG you know, two weeks later,
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  Speaker 3: I mean a week and a half later, and you're
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  Speaker 3: still there. It'll be great, You'll love it.
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  Speaker 2: I think I have to come back to LA for
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  Speaker 2: Christa's birthday party.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna be fun. You better, that's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I can't not go to Christa's birthday party.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to turn up?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I need to turn up. I had a
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  Speaker 3: little conversation with my wife and she was like, you
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: need to have a conversation with yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Really about what about? What was the topic that you
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: need to have a conversation with yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I'm turning fifty and I'm looking at it and it's like,
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  Speaker 3: how many friends do I have? I don't have that
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  Speaker 3: many friends, you know what I mean. I have people
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  Speaker 3: that I'm acquaintanced with and stuff like that, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't have like true friends, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I have a few true friends, but not like you know,
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  Speaker 3: you see all of these movies, and these motherfuckers throw
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  Speaker 3: their fiftieth birthday party and it's a fucking, you know,
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  Speaker 3: three hundred, four hundred people gathering. I don't have a
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a gathering of people.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, friendships have to be have to be
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  Speaker 2: tended to, like a garden.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what my wife was saying. My wife was saying,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't tend to your garden.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I like what I like and I
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: like who I like. You know, it's just that's what
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 2: But you know it's not We're not required to have
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  Speaker 2: lots of friendships.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, yeah, but I want to celebrate. I
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  Speaker 3: do want to celebrate turning fifty. I do want that
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  Speaker 3: to be I mean, it is celebration. Regardless of what
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  Speaker 3: happens after or what happened before. That's a fucking milestone.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if your fiftieth birthday party has a
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  Speaker 2: dozen people or one hundred people, as long as they're people.
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  Speaker 3: But if my fiftieth birthday party has no people like.
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  Speaker 2: That's that will never be the case.
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  Speaker 3: That will.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you reach out to some friends, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of them might say you haven't gone.
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  Speaker 3: I got a birthday invite from a buddy actually who's
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  Speaker 3: turning fifty this year. A lot of friends of mine
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  Speaker 3: are turning fifty this year, right, people that I can
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  Speaker 3: actually call my friends. And he's in New York, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I can't. In my mind, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I can't make that shit. That's like, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Like, I have a hard time making it
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  Speaker 3: to fucking parties in California because of my situation. I'm
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: not how do I make it to New York?
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  Speaker 2: But wait, you're switching topics. Were switching topics. I think
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  Speaker 2: that you're gonna you're starting to feel well because you're
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  Speaker 2: going to have a fiftieth birthday party, that you've let
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  Speaker 2: a lot of close friendships go, you're not maintaining them,
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  Speaker 2: and you're feeling concerned that no one's going to come
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  Speaker 2: to your party. Is that what's on your mind?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not trying to have a fiftieth birthday party.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to celebrate turning fifty, But in my mind,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what would fifty? Who are the people that
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  Speaker 3: would be at my fiftieth birthday party? The people that
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  Speaker 3: I do have in my life. I have a small
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  Speaker 3: group of people in my life, and that's just what it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm similar in a lot of ways. Donald, I just
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  Speaker 2: had a forty ninth birthday party, and I wanted something small.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to have a big party. And when
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  Speaker 2: I called down the list of like, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: small group of people, you know, obviously I can have
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: a bigger party. But the small type group of people
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  Speaker 2: was about twenty five thirty people. You definitely have twenty
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  Speaker 2: five thirty close friends, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know, absolutely absolutely, there's twenty five to thirty people that
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  Speaker 3: I could call that I know would.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you don't need to have one hundred person blowout.
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  Speaker 2: Who the hell wants to do that anyway?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, And you see those movies that you see
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  Speaker 3: in the movies, the ball, the Face, it's like a
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  Speaker 3: I always thought, you know, when I turned fifty, it's
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  Speaker 3: such a celebration. It's almost like a wedding party, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean, people sitting at tables, it's catered.
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  Speaker 1: That's the movies. That's not real.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And granted, granted, I'm sure there's plenty of people listening
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  Speaker 2: who could put together one hundred person birthday party for themselves.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really that person. I mean, there'd be people
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  Speaker 2: there I barely know, you know, I could put together
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  Speaker 2: a bigger list of people for a all I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: throw a bash, I'm gonna invite. But in terms of
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  Speaker 2: like the close people in my life that I that
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  Speaker 2: I'm you know, really connected to, it's I'm the same
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  Speaker 2: as you. It's a small group of people.
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  Speaker 3: Like this was. Now this is totally it's not out
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  Speaker 3: of context, but it's totally not. I couldn't. I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: do this. And but when Seth McFarlane sold Family Guy
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  Speaker 3: and threw that party and had the orchestra there and
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: he sang did you go to this party?
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  Speaker 2: He throws parties like that all the time, with like
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  Speaker 2: this was the.
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  Speaker 3: First this was the first one that he threw.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he seems like a guy who really wants
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  Speaker 2: to have tons and tons of people around him. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that's you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't. I don't know. He didn't necessarily hang out with
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  Speaker 3: everybody that was there. I think he was like, look,
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  Speaker 3: I fucking got to celebrate the fact that Family Guy
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  Speaker 3: just made all of his money.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me, didn't He used to throw like an
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  Speaker 2: annual party with like an orchestra.
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  Speaker 3: And I was at the first one. Yes, I was
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  Speaker 3: at the first one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And he would sing. He would get up and
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  Speaker 2: sing like something.
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  Speaker 3: But the dude can sing, though.
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  Speaker 2: Man, yeah, he has a good voice. But but then
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  Speaker 2: there'd be like hundreds and hundreds of people.
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  Speaker 3: At this party.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and he didn't know all those people, but I would.
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  Speaker 3: I in my mind, I was like, Wow, this is
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: a fucking movie style fiftieth birthday party type situation. You
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, So are you. It's not a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of kids, you know, fucking they're trying to get
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: bottle service. It's a bunch of grown ass motherfuckers who
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: have you know, got to be at work in the morning,
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  Speaker 3: celebrating the fact that this dude got money and was
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: willing to spend it on everybody. I thought that would
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: be like a good way. Well we are.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: We are going to Christa's birthday party, and there'll be
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people we know and love there and.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be good times. I'm sure it will be.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm coming back to Los Angeles for that.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Right on.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Should we talk about scrubs?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I mean no, let's continue doing what we're doing right now.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna do that anyway.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: But let's talk a little bit about the penultimate episode
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: of Scrubs.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: About sure, we made about a bunch of a story so.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Our driving issues is the title of this episode feels
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: like it was written whilst in the car as Kelso
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: was greening all over the parking lot.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: It's everywhere. It's so all over the place, dude.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: To while you're shaking your head in agreement.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they I The Cox storyline is what really did
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: me in this episode because it's the same story lines
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: that every episode this season, but it made even less
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: sense this time around. And I was very I'm like,
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: why is he he's just so almost like maniacally evil
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: or he's just like I just want to see everybody
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: just tortured it in pain and there's none of the
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: guy center that we used to get from Cox and
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: made him so lovable.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've given it all to Drew, That's why, and
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: give every ounce.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Did you notice how this they really just gave up
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: on fantasies, Like when there is a fantasy, there's so
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: there's so simple and not not innovative in any way. Agree,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: All right, we start with Cole wearing Lucy's scrubs, they
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: make his his ass pop again, starting the show tradition
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: with a Lucy Cole sex joke.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Lucy right away says, mama wants a bite.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we get right in first joke. So Lucy and
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Cole wanting to copulate.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Lucy wilts the buck is what I wrote?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And what's the what's the reason? Why Why did she?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Why did he because her scrubs make his ass pop?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And then she had to wear scrubs that her mom
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: made that said like Mommy's little doctor or something. Yes,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: okay whatever, call Cox calls trang talking man baby, so base.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I guess the A storyline, if I'm not mistaken, is
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: that Cox and Denise are fighting over who controls the
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: med students.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: No, that's the B storyline. The A storyline iss Cole
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: has cancer.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: I would agree, but I think structurally what I think
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: that's what they went into the predit room hoping for
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: and came out with like this, Denise's more, it's.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Fucking all over the place, dude, this I wouldn't.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's the primary story of the episode is,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: but I don't know which one gets more screen time,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Trang has a fantasy that he's Trang has a fantasy,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: or Lucy sorry, has a fantasy that Trang is bouncing
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: around between them like a pinball machine. It's as though
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: it's as though like they said, like, hey, we're not
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: going to spend we had to build all these sets,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: We're not going to spend any money on fantasies or something.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. They just the innovation of
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: of how whack and weird and out of the box.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: The season one through eight fantasies were seems to be
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: sort of gone in season nine.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I don't I don't know if the
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: money was the same, you know, I don't know. Man, dude,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I fucking Indiana Jones threw someone's colon in season seven
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: or some shit like that. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: And in this there is not one fantasy that's even
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: close to that. Yeah, I mean, well they started out
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: to Judy's face, I mean your face, there was not
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: one fantasy this season even close to that. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: One thing I didn't realize before we watched it was
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: a this that idea of them giving up on the
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: fantasies and be what one of our callers pointed out,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: the idea that they really gave up any interest in
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: any staff that isn't a nurse or a doctor. I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: not even nurses, sorry, not even nurses, just doctors. Just
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the med students.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: And I like what she said about that because it
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: made me think, oh, yeah, that was so much of
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the charm of Scrubs, that it was about the whole staff
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: of a hospital, not just the doctors. And this one
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: is solely focused on the doctor.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: But it's like that with all of them. And the
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: only things that they use to remind you that this
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: is Scrubs is sprinkle us in, uh you myself. And
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it's a little too much. It's like an overpowered They
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: put like way too much salt, and where the salt?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: You came in, You come in and you say the
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: part of one thing on your bucket list is to
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: make a giant gauze ball.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I can't believe that Turk and JD never did that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Well, you make it clear that that's on your list.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Kelso is there with his niece, but we get a
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: sense that it's not his niece.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Because no, that's an escort, buddy, she's an.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Escort because she says to him. He says, he was
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: playing categories with his niece. This was a little funny,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: and she goes, you're still on the clock. And he
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: turns and goes, she means, this category's clock.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I like the Kelso I'm not gonna lie. I like
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: the Kelso storyline. I hate that. I hate that. You know,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: it takes someone from the old regime, you know, having
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: to what did we used to call it, pull it
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: out of your ass Wednesday? What was it, pull it
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: out of your ass?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Used to say that, pull it out of your ass
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Wednesday or something.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Because by that time Bill wasn't you know, the
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: scripts were.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: They weren't quite ready yet, so he'd be like, all right,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: it's time to pull it out of our ass.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Pull it out of your ass, baby. Yeah. And it
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: seems like that's you know, this is one of those
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: things where it's like, we're going to just make you
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: old now, and you know, you still work at the school,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: but now you're old, we're gonna make it so.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: That doesn't does he work there now?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: He's a teacher even in the beginning. That's why Cole
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: is That's why Cole and Denise are fighting throughout the
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: show because he has to prep something. Cox wants Cole
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: to prep Kelso's class for something. Is what happens, Like
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: he teaches a few he teaches a few courses at.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: The okay, anyway, he needs to be examined because he fainted,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: and so that's going on. Kelso's being examined. And then
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: there's physical exams in Turk's class where the students are
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: going to give each other physical exams in the class,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: they're going to partner up, and then he warns them,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Turk does that. You know, it's typical for everyone to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: think they have every disease possible after this exercise, so
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: don't be surprised when they do.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like you noticing like a hemorrhoid and
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: then going online and looking up hemorrhoid and it's saying
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: it could be this, and they do that down rabbit hole.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I do your hemorrhoid is now rectal cancer.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I don't do it for hemorrhoids, but whenever I I mean,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I know I'm not alone in this. I'm sure our
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: listeners can can empathize. But when you like go down
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the rabbit hole of looking what you might have and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: it always ends up with your dying.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: That's everything I actually had.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I had a scary dark spot like this that I found,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: similar to Cole's in the show, and I was so positive.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It was every every sign I could find on the
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: internet said that I had a malignant tumor, and then
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: it was that it was probably spread to my lymph nodes.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I was so scared, but I just got myself all
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: worked up because you know, the internet will quickly lead
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you to the worst case scenario.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: It's a great thing that we have good insurance and
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. And I mean, it's to be like, yo,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I got some shit, I don't know what the fuck
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: it is, and you have a doctor that says, all right,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: calm down, it's probably nothing, send me a picture. You know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: we're very, very, very very lucky to have that type
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: of doctor in our lives. Not everybody has that. I'm
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: very appreciative for my doctor because of that. Also, you
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: know what I mean, Yeah, I like that too.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I used to have that this really funny doctor and
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: he said I could always text him, and I would
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: just if I coughed up a loogie. I would just
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: take a picture of it and send it to him.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: He was amazing. Let's take a break, Donald, and I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: going to edge the audience right now and tell them
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that when we come back. Donald is going.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: To I'm not going to do anything.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to. Why won't
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: you help me edge them?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you can edge them, but come on now, it
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: sounded like you were about to have me do something
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: out of the ordinary.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't want you to do anything inappropriate.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: We have a we have a we have Jowell and
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Daniel present. Maybe they could turn off their cameras and
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: you could do something inappropriate.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: No, that's enough, let's move on right back, got these messages.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I want to meet scrubs? What I want to meet
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: black scrubs too.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: He's right here, He's right here.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's so Peter Griffin.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Cox is examining Kelso Denise versus Cox over Traang.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody's fighting. The students think they have all of the diseases.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Lucy thinks she has both scurvy and rickets, Trang thinks
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: he has dementia, and then Cole, who I guess loves
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: te Pain because this is he's very high on Tea
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Pain in this episode's Yeah, by the way, I didn't
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: know that Tea Pain has such a beautiful voice.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody who knows. He had to prove that shiit
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: a long long time ago because everybody fucking clowned him
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: for the auto tune ship And he was like, I
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: just like the way it sounds, bro, that shits fire.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: But I could sing.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: But he can really sing, but like better than a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: lot of people. Yeah, just like not just like okay,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: like great.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: No, he listen, man, he's a fucking artist, man, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: he found something that nobody was doing and he did
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: that shit and got You know what's crazy is that
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: he got he had to he had to prove oh
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I could fucking sing because he found and he found
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: a lane because he found a lane.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Right, But then did he stop after he got all
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: made fun of? Did he stop using?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: No, He's still fucking t Pain, baby. He's a great producer,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: he's still a writer, He's still all of those things. Man.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: The only thing I want to add to this conversation
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is what's even more damning is how hip hop has
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: adjusted so much toward the autotune and how normal use
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: of autotune was, despite the fact that T Pain was
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: clowned relentlessly for using it in the first place. They're
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the only like come up and says the people who
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: still stand by T Pain and that documentary Zack. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: think it was called this is Pop that you were
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: talking about a long time go on Netflix. He had
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like a bit of a come up and because of that,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: but still like he's owed apologies by a lot of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: huge people in music because of what he influenced, like.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Fucking Jays saying a song called death to Auto and
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: in the song he says, get back to rapping you
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: te painting too much?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, justice for TA Pain.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I saw it, motherfucker. I've seen it. At the awards
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: he said that ship in front of him.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Do you want to hear the little piece of tea
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: paint the crowd too. I just want to get to
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: this because I saw. I don't know if this was
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: the video I saw, but.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you,
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Let me buy you the journey and am T Pain?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: You know me kuning music?
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Lemmy Bowl close at three? What's the chances that you're
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: rolling with me? Back to so you let's get drunk.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: And what we did.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Really well and the renaissance is coming. Donald, he's hosting
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: a Juneteenth party at the Hollywood Bowl. I bought tickets,
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: like there's some way listen te Paint on June Teeth
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: doesn't want to be.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Gonnareat that sounds amazing. Actually, what is it?
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: He's hosting a Juneteenth celebration at the Hollywood Bowl.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: She made us drinks to drink, we drunk them, got drunk.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Come on, baby, now you know but whatever Tea Pain
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: is old.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Apologies for sure. It's so funked up, like people just
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: want to bring people down.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Can I get to yeah? Can I get to yeah?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Speaking of getting.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to fucking give Tea Pain his he we
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: did his flowers. I'm trying to give him his flowers.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: We've already done it. Te Pain.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I know you listen to the podcast, and I just
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: want to say, I only listen to your music. Just
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: gonna be just gonna keep it one hundred. As Donald
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: would say, I knew te Pain that you were mister autotune,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: but then I saw some Instagram reels showing off your
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: insane voice, and I want to say te pain. You
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: are owed your flowers. Thank you.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I'm back, Okay, So can we just get into this
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: one line in this rap battle and he is one
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: of the best lines I've ever heard in my life.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: But I think he missed said the person's name.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: About Haley Joel Osma versus Hailey. Yeah, Ostin, I don't know.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to ship memorize.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: You fucking know exactly what I'm doing. But it's still
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: one of the best lines ever. Though. Am I battling
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: ghosts or AI got a nigga feeling like Haley Joel Osmy,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: that's what it should be.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: His name is Holly Joel Osman, right, OZ mean funny.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: He was in the movie call Ai and My Sixth
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Sense telemeda off theme. Dude. First of all, AI and
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Ghosts and fucking the Sixth Sense are ghostwriters and fucking nuns. Dude,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: the niggas. I'm just sorry, Okay. It's one of the
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: dopest lines I've heard in a long time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: A lot of poetry to break down.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that was our segment of Donald Loves the
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: rap battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar And now back
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: to our normal program for those of you who aren't
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: following the rap battle, Zach, I love you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: My wife is following the rap battle. Even she's following this.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: What do you mean enough? This ship is over with
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: the music is fired though.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Man, you have the perfect wife for you. You've got her
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: following the rap battle. You got her deeply invested in
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the Knicks. I bet she wants me to be able
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: to go to Game seven.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: If you take her, she'd want you to go.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I was texting Donald and Casey during the last game,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: and because Casey didn't know that I was now following
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: the Knicks.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, New York is a buzz right now to Rangers.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fun being here, the Rangers and the Knicks.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: People are so excited.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: So got me feeling like beautiful.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: So beautiful here right now, there's tulips everywhere. I'm going
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: to see a play with Bill Lawrence tonight and Matt Tarsis.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's called Stereophonic. It's a play about the recording of
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: an album. It's interesting concept. I don't really know much
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: about it other than it's not a musical in a
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: sense that people break into song. But because it's a
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: play about the recording of an album. They sing songs
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: that are on the album and like takes place in
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: a record Waring studio.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's for the talk of the town. Everyone's chatting
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: about it. And then tomorrow night we're going to see
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Steve Carell in a production of Uncle Vanya. And then
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Saturday night we're going to see Charlotte Lawrence at Radio
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: City Music Hall.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Oh Little Dance Cards, sir, Yeah, do you ever think
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: about going and doing Broadway?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Agan, I'd love to do a Broadway show. I've told everyone, Yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: it's really on my mind. I just had an epiphany
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: recently that I missed it so much. I've been seeing
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: so many shows and I've been enjoying the theater so much,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: and it's where my whole interest in the arts began
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: when I was a little kid, and my dad would
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: take me to both Broadway and be in the local
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: community theater plays. And the only you know, I've done
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: off Broadway, the only Broadway show I've done is the
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: musical Bullets over Broadway. But I'm really of late gotten
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: very clear that i want want to do a show.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I've told my my agents that and I'm just trying
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: to find the right one, hopefully for the fall. I'm
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: putting it on I'm putting on my I'm putting it
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: on my whiteboard.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Guys, put it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I'm manifesting it. I really want to do a Broadway show.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be a musical
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: or a comedy or a drama.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: I can ask you a question anything. It's donald right,
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: it is exactly exactly.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Okay, have you seen Back to the Future yet?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: No?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I don't really have an interest in that. I'm sorry
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: to everyone involved. I am going to see I think
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: The Outsiders Musical. That's a new musical based on the
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: book The Outsiders, not the movie. Well, I think the
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: movie and the musical are both based on the book.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Do you think they'll put in as We Hold On? No,
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that's not The Outsiders, that's The Land Before Time, isn't
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: it together?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: It doesn't tell what's the song?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: What's the song at the end of The Outsiders? I
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen The Outsider since I was a little kid.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Pony stay golden, pony boy.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: You know what I would watch is Iron Eagle the musical.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I wonder if I could audition for the lou gossip role.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: No you could not. I can't.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: It's too bad.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I would crush that if it's based on this, if
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: it's based on the screenplay.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think Iron Eagle is a book first.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, then there it is.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I would crush the Iron Eagle musical. Well, actually I
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: could play his father because I could just imagine the songs.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I also want to see the notebook, not because I'm
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: an interest in seeing the notebook.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: The musical persue Nicholas Sparks. Come on, you know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Ingrid Michaelson wrote all of the music.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's why I want to go see.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Wonder if it's a song. I wonder if there's this
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: before we get to Oh god, motherfucker. See this was
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I was worried about and it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Happened, just like see no, listen, you be quiet, you
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: be I told.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: You this was gonna happen, and it happened, and you
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: know I'm right, But go ahead, go ahead.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Donald didn't want to watch the little featurette they dropped
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: because he's like, I don't want to see too much
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: of the movie on this podcast. As you recall. Then
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: the next day, like the clever marketers.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: They dropped the full real trailer. And guess who was
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: the first to text it to me in our text chain,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: mister Donald Faison. I watched it twice, one regular once
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: while pooping.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I got goose bumps.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, that shit looks amazing, man. But they told the
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: whole story, just like I said.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Someone told me today. They broke it into two movies.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two movies, as they should. This fucking this thing.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Look this ship. It should be listen.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: So when's the second one?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: It should not be two movies.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be an action pat this is gonna
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: listen to, guys.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: God, you guys are thinking. This is gonna be some
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: fucking There's a lot of action in between the first.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: When I was in high school, Wicked came out and
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: I was a musical theater kids.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: I know Wicked back, Sports back exactly.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: So the first so you know, the first act alone.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Is it's a lot of story. It's a lot of
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: story for two hours, y'all.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: And historically what's been most criticized about that show is
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: its second act. So to be like, we're gonna just
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: isolate the second act and give it to you it's
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: so much darker than the first half, and really, would
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: you like is the first half? And then at the
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: story gets he victory. If they could shorten that second act,
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: then I don't know how it's gonna.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I will think. I think that final battle for Oz
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: freaking at the end is going to be outrageous. There's
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: gonna be music involved. All these things have to be
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: like the play has to do it all in silhouette.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: The play has to do so many things, like there's
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: so many things they can go back to and splashed
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: with water. All of these things can now be put
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: back into spoil. Bro Come on, Broca, we sing a song.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: All of these, all of the things in the Wizard
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: of Oz that happened can now be seen in a
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: different like they I hope they hired a Dorothy. I
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: hope they You know what I mean. I hope we
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: see Toto. I hope we see that. I don't want
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: that ship to be in shadow. I think there's something
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: special about If.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I die before you, will you sing because I knew
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you I have been changed for good.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: At my funeral, I'm going to sing popular No You're
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: gone to me, pop you in heaven in heaven.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Popular. You're kind to be popular in heaven.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: In heaven, I'll teach you the right cohorts.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I want you to sports. I want you to sing
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: with a full choir, because I knew you.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm going to send Something has changed within me.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Something is not the same.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: IM playing by the rules of someone else's game.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Too late for second guessing.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Too late to go back to sleep.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leave.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Looks good as hell in that movie.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: It's time to try. All right, alright, alright, defing gravity.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: We have to keep this show well. He can sing
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: this question.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I think that I don't think too gravity.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: It's too loud. Dude. All these women breastfeeding their baby's
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: just unlatched.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And you can't hold me down. Mother fucking fucker.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, calm down? Are you calm?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Why'd you have to do it?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I think we should go to break.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Now to calm him down. We'll be right back.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: And we're back. What you're trying to get into a
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: day or soon?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What are you trying to get into?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm trying to get into that I'm trying
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: to get into a lot of things.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: It's too late to audition for the Wicked movie. You know,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Myron Kirstein who cut Garden State and wish I was
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: here and going in style. My editor he cut the movie.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. I'm sure he has a bunch of assistants
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: on this one, because this looks epic. Man, this looks
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: this is what the Wizard of Oz was. You know,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: they need to listen. I don't.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't say this all should maybe you should know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite musicals, one of my favorite musicals
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: is Wicked. The book is pretty dope too, you know
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: what I mean. But like, one of the best musicals
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: ever made in my lifetime is Wicked in my lifetime,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: not before. So I'm not talking to stuff before. I'm
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: not talking. But Wicked is one of the one of
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: the ones that will be around for a really, really
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: long time. It'll go down in history as a classic.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: They'll do it for theaters, they'll do it in theater,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: it'll be revived, it'll it'll be around for a really
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: really long time. Twenty years from now, somebody's gonna be like, yo,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: you know what we should do? We should do another
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: fucking we have the technology. Now, let's fucking really go
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and give everybody wicked on stage the way it needs
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: to be seen, you know what I mean? Like this
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: shit's forever and ever, right, some whoever wrote the play
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: made it forever.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Play Stephen Schwartz, great music. Yeah, all right, let's move
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: on back to scrubs. Cox needs Drew to do stuff.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Denise makes up a story to get Drew to stay
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: with her, a whole elaborate story.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: And he but the fact that all of a sudden
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: she becomes this this needy person and he falls for
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: it is what's weird. Also, you know, and.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Why are you eating a taco? After you give Kelso
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: a lift? And then you go say, you talk through
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: your taco, So now you gotta go back and so
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: get another taco so you can savor it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: You ever talked through your food before?
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: And always the point of that story like to leave
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Kelso alone? Like I was like, first I was like,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: why is Trek eating? Is he's talking? And then you
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: were like, I gotta go back. I talked through my taco.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's because we're all trying to uh make
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: it seem like it's not a big deal that we're
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: doing this and we can't leave Kelso, and it shouldn't
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: bother him that we're doing it, because this is how
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: we would treat him anyway. And you know the fact,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of things that under why the fuck
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: is Turk giving Kelso ride in the first No, you
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: have no even you don't even have.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but you don't even have a tiny
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: relationship with him ever. All right, Well, Lucy tries to
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: rally the study group to go to Cole's surgery.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Well, first she promises that everybody wants.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: To go, yeah, and then she says to him She's.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Like, everybody wants to go and support you, Cole.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then no one comes, and Cole's mad because
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Lucy promised Cole people were gonna come.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: She lied.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Lucy comes with presence from the from the school gift
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: shop to try and cheer Coal up.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: It doesn't work.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: He kicks her out.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: He kicks her out.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: He doesn't need anybody.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kelso just randomly goes to poop in Cole's room,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: so he's the only one that's there to be with Coal.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Before and then he gets into bed with.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Him, So the pudding.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then he's in bed with him and then
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: he he implies that he's had sex with Cole's mom for.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: The second time in the series, and Cole does it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: He said, tell her, I still see sugar plums.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? That's what be like an inside joke.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I suppose I didn't get it.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't get it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: There was sexual innuendo.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I didn't get it. That is definitely sexual in the window.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: But what it could be what could be the sexual
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: innuendo of tell her I still see sugar plums?
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: They should have what are sugar plums?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Let's don't know what is a sugar plum?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: What is a sugar believe it's literally a sugar plum.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: It was like a dessert.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Do you suck on a sugar plum? Yeah? I don't
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: think because I imagine the plum being my or maybe
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: his balls.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Were sugar plums, bigger sugar plums, because yeah, how big
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: were sugar plums? Are they testicle size or breast size?
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: They look like the size? Yeah, they looked like little
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: two balls. Right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, So maybe he was having sex with her and
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: she was like, your balls are like sugar plums, and he's.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Like, I see it. I see it.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I see it. I see it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what happens.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: That's why he's like when I go to the bathroom,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: he's like, tell her.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: For the rest of his life, after that sexual experience,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: he's always seen sugar plums when he looks at his testes.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still see sugar plums.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: You tell her, I still see sugar plums.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: He's like, because of her eyes, Yeah, sure.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: No, because of her comma, I still see sugar plums.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: And he says, what because of her? I don't know
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: what Cole says. He says something like because of her
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: smile or something like that. He's like, sure, sure, I
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: really like the way kelso the way Ken I should
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: say handle these scenes, you know what I mean? Because
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: he just matter of fact that, you know how you
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: matterfact them, and he didn't put too much behind it,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: whereas everybody, for some reason, this season is adding so
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: much season to the.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Fucking adding seasoning to the season.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're adding seasoning.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: They're over seasoning the season, the scrub season nine, over
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: seasoning the season. My mother, fucking my mother. Do they
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: need the mute? They need the mute box.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: You can't mute what I'm about to say. My mother,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: fucking chameleon. I have a leopard. Uh. I guess it's
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: called a leopard, and I don't know what it's called anyway,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: the fucker has different colors on it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Can you handle him or does he watch you with
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: a tail?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Beautiful? No, I can take him. I could pick him
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: up and hold him and everything. But because I'm in
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: my garage, bugs fly into his cage, heat, so moths,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: anything and everything. Dude, I saw this. This ship was
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: like this big, like the size of my fist. It
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: looked like and if lou In and landing in his ship.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Like I'm all, all of a sudden, I become the trapper.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Also like I'm the fucking mom that feeds the fucking
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: uh what does the serial killer, the fucking the victims
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: here take the you know what I mean? Like Jason's mom,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Jason Voorhees' mom. So anything any bug that comes into
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: this room, I'm like, oh, snack time, and I try.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: To oh you try and push it over there.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Towards the fucking towards what do you feed it so
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: it eats hornworms or you know, or crickets and stuff
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Are they dead or you put them in live?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: They're alive. You want them to hunt and stuff like that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: He'll lead them out of your hand if you want
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: them to. But it's because I'm in the garage. Anything
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: and everything has gotten in here. So he's eating flies, mosquitoes.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Kids participate in this.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: This is all man, man, this is this is me.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You are the.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Typical parent who gets their kid a pet and then
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: is totally respond to my pet.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Hold up, this is my pet for me? No, this
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: is my little buddy, my buddy, my buddy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I thought it was chronic in me. Is his name chronic?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: So it was a joke. Chron It was a joke
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: at first.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Case He was like, I need a funny name because
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I want to post something about us going to the
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: fucking pet store for you know, we went to the
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: pet store. We went to the pet store for worms,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: came back with three new pets, right, and so she
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: wanted to do a postal. She was like, what's the
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: name of the I said, I don't know, Chronic some
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: shiit like that. She was like, can I use that please?
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: We donald?
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: How many pets do you have?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: How many lizards.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I have a lizard, Rocco has a lizard, Wilder has
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: a lizard. Uh, we have a dog, we have a turtle, like.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: A petting zoom. What's the biggest thing your lizard could eat?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm scared to put. I would never put
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: a a mantis praying mantis in that because I have
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: a feeling it would fucking kill my my shit. But
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: pretty much any bug, man, Like if it's a book,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: like so we put there's certain worms that we put
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: in there, and these things burrowed underneath like all of
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: the the moults that's on the bottom and coconed and
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: turned into fucking so we put worms and they coconed
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: into these big ass bugs underneath, and they're starting to
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: come up, and this motherfuckers just tagging them as they
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: come out.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh air, they went through a whole chrysalis,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: and they're like the miracle of being rebooked.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: It's fucking awesome, man. What I want to do now, though,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: is turn it into a terrarium so that he's actually
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: living on plants and not just like drift wood and
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: plastic and shit like that. I want to put like, so.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You handle them.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't touched him in a while.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: You gotta handle him or he's gonna get wild.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I kind of like that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to be able to like rub those
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: belly and stuff.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I kind of wanted to be like the piranha in
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: the Last Dragon in the Tank whatever that shit was
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: in the tank at Eddie Arcadians. Do you remember that,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Bruce Leroy? No, you never saw Barry Gordy's the Last Dragon.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: No, don't judge me. This is a no judgment song.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, no judgments, but when you get the opportunity listeners.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Komodo dragon right.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: No, it's it's in a water tank. It's a fucking komodo.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Dragons are on the ground and this thing freaking eats meat.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: He puts a whole fucking like leg of lamb in
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: this shit and it tears it apart. I think it's piranhas. Anyway,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: let's take a break.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words. Cole buys
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: pizza to try and gain friendship, and then Cox and
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: a really fucked up gesture gives Kelso, who's clearly not
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: fit to drive, the paperwork to get his license back,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and then the episode ends with Kelso almost killing the
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: entire cast driving his car.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think that's his I don't think
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: that's him being old. I think that's how Kelso always
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: was in the parking lot, Like he just doesn't give
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: a shit about people.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Know, they show him driving, Remember there's a him. He's
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: like reading the paper, he's talking on the phone.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: He doesn't it's not that he's old, he's just doing
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: his own.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: He gives zero fucks. And I heard somebody but yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and then it ends with a little tag of Cole
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: and Lucy trying to do a a p s A
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: for getting for skin cancer, for trying to get making
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: sure you get your skin checked every but to make
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: sure you get your moles checks. That's actually a good
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: PSA from fake doctor's real friends. You have to go
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: to a dermatologist and make sure you have any dark
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: spots on your body looked at.
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: Okay, Donalds, I think it's I think it's safe to
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: say that yearly checkup is my yearly checkup.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: You have to have a physical and also make sure
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: you have your moles looked at, and even ones that
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: are hidden, you can don't be shy about the one
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: on your shaft. You got to show the doctor.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: If you have a new mole on your shaft and
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: it's not her bees, have a doctor look at it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Well, No, I think a doctor should look at anything
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: that's suspicious on your shaft. But I'm saying, like, you
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: got to get naked and show the doctor any dark
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: spots anything, don't don't don't. You don't know what's between you.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Have a mole on your butthole. I don't know how you.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Know, Well, he or she's gonna look and be like, Jim,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: this is crazy. I don't usually check the anus rn them,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: but this one we got to test.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to more.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna scrape it. I always think that though,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: because when my doctor does check all my moles, he
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: doesn't like get full jiggy with it. No, but have
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: you ever been getting a check for moles And you're like,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, he looks all over my whole body with
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: a little scope, with a little you know, a little
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: magnifying glass. But sometimes I'm like, did you check everywhere,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: like the bottoms of my feet and.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: My changer.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Usually you would say I think I got a mole
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: on the bottom on my.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Feet like right, but I don't even know what's going
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: on in my my inner cheeks.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: If you would feel the type of mole no that
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: he was that was growing out of this motherfucker's chest,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: well this one.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: They're not all three dimensional, that is true.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Skin cancer comes in all different forms, right.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yea everyone. The point is, don't worry about this nonsense.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Just have your skin checked once a year, please for us.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we should wrap it up. Joell, do you
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: have any audio to play us?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: There are no voicemails today. Yeah, we end, but I
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: do have a surprise.
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: Is going to join us for our next episode, True
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: Himself Comfort.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: That's the final episode of Scrubs, the TV show. Yes,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: how do you guys feel? Do you feel? How do
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: you feel about being done with this experiment?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: It's weird.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: It was a little weird.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: It took four years. It took four years to get
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: the experiment, to finish the.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Experiment and get ready for the new incarnation of the show.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be lots of fun. We're gonna have lots
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: of fun guests, and we're going to keep this party
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: going because we're having too much fun doing it and
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: we don't want to stop doing it because.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I found what my HD camera.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good level up, you're ready to level up?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Level?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: So that is my is you want to look you
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: see this what I look like in HD? Don't you
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: want to look like this?
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't listen. You're taking a really good
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Like I said before, I bet your cock is veiny. Bro,
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: you are taking good care of your Why will.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: My cock be being veiny? Be an indication of me
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: taking care of myself.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Because the blood is flowing through your body right now.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I see I've just started using like moisturizer and taking
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: care of my skin.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: You are moving around, you are bustling, you are hustling,
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: you are lifting, you are running or whatever.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: You got to take care of my body, babe, I
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: gotta take care of body moisturizing.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Not only are your arms veiny, but your cock is
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: probably veiny.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: To Don't that's so focused on my shaft being veiny.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I just think that's weird.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I find that it's trying. I find that women find
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: that attractive.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Sorry what we're saying you find that women might have
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: attracted I find.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: It attractive too. When I have a vany cock, I'm like, Wow, that's.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: A when you're watching when you're watching porn videos, do
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: you prefer the cocks of Fenie?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: I prefer smooth cock. I'm not gonna all.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Right on five, six, seven, eight.
• 55:17
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• 55:22
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