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OUTRO: Snakes In The Plane · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for for doggers.
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  Speaker 1: For to sit every weekday on radio. Heard care, Get
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  Speaker 1: a Feelings?
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  Speaker 2: Get Now?
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  Speaker 1: How are we going?
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  Speaker 2: We are good? Pretty good, man, really sunny day to
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  Speaker 2: day everywhere in the country today. It's beautiful outside this window.
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  Speaker 1: All around this great country of ours.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently it's a glorious Yeah. I just had a mate
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  Speaker 3: text me from Chitch. Yeah, that's a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 2: She's lovely down here. I'll see you guys talk on
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  Speaker 2: the radio. And it is beautiful right across this great
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  Speaker 2: nation of ours.
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  Speaker 4: And Christ was his name that texts you, Andy, Andy,
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  Speaker 4: it is actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Quite nice. Yeah, you know what I mean, Now, fellers nice,
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  Speaker 2: you're with me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go on about this.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm having a real parking nightmare at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: And you know how that shit bugs a shit out
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  Speaker 3: of me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's been bugging me.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't other ages, good reminder, so you still when
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  Speaker 4: you swipe your car?
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  Speaker 1: So this is what happened, right?
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  Speaker 2: Can you tell us I I've.
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  Speaker 3: Got a part of my contract.
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  Speaker 1: Does I get a car park. I'm very blessed and
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for that.
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday going to the car park and I swiped
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  Speaker 3: my card there Fellers, and the machine says to me,
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  Speaker 3: ticket has expired.
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  Speaker 4: What does the machine sound like?
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  Speaker 3: It's just weird, it doesn't vocalize it. Yeah, ticket has expired.
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  Speaker 3: So I go into the other sort of slot, thinking,
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  Speaker 3: shat its pants, do the same thing, ticket has expired?
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  Speaker 2: A ticket exploit.
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  Speaker 3: And so I'm sitting in the car and the first
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  Speaker 3: thing I do is go, if I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Have a fucking ticket, I've got a fucking car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's about the right amount of wick to have
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  Speaker 2: for a situation like that.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I go on the intercom.
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  Speaker 3: Eventually a dude answers some bastard, and I go, you
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  Speaker 3: get it, mate, look at telling me my ticket has expired.
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  Speaker 3: First and foremost, I don't have a ticket. I have
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  Speaker 3: a card for Enz and me, so I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: And he said I don't know. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: can you just look up my.
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  Speaker 3: Card as my card expired?
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  Speaker 1: And he said I just do. The intercom made I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so because usually they say, oh, what's the number
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  Speaker 4: on your card. There and you out and okay, cool,
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  Speaker 4: you can go.
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  Speaker 3: This guy is very unhelpful, so anyone, I say, though,
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  Speaker 3: just throw it to interrupt.
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  Speaker 2: But we've got a few minutes to here. He just
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  Speaker 2: does the intercom. What does that mean? He just answers
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  Speaker 2: people and tells people he doesn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: But his job is to talk to the people who
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  Speaker 2: are asking questions and just tell them that he doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Maggie, I think exactly all right.
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  Speaker 3: So I IF and Jeff a little bit, and actually
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  Speaker 3: I said, oh, for fuck's sake, oh wow, And he said,
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  Speaker 3: just grab a ticket and I said, yo, well what
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  Speaker 3: do I do when I go out?
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  Speaker 1: And he says, we'll pay for it? And I said
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't pay for it?
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  Speaker 3: For it, yes, And so so I went and Efan
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  Speaker 3: and Jeff and then I had a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: situation and had to go home yesterday and driving out
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  Speaker 3: and I couldn't be fucked so I paid it. I
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  Speaker 3: was in the car park for thirty minutes, sixteen bucks.
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  Speaker 4: It's a rip off.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I text.
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  Speaker 3: I email this woman Joe, who's in charge of that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It ends in me and I told her what happened.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I've never heard of that. Let me try
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  Speaker 3: and find out what happened.
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  Speaker 4: It's a strange encounter of the Hoyt kind, it was.
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  Speaker 3: And so she goes and she said, they're not getting
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  Speaker 3: back to me. She gets back to me today and goes,
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  Speaker 3: they have no idea what happened. They don't understand what happened.
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  Speaker 3: So they've started your card again. It should all be fine, right,
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  Speaker 3: I guess. So I come in today without a word
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  Speaker 3: of a lie. I put my card up to the machine.
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  Speaker 3: What does the machine say, mogi?
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even Hopefully it's something new, not your card
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  Speaker 2: has expired.
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  Speaker 3: I hopefully something new, And it said and I quote
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  Speaker 3: need your ticket for longer, need your ticket for longer.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 3: I almost feel like there's someone at the other end
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  Speaker 3: just going to fuck with this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wondering if this is something from John O and Ben.
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  Speaker 2: This is so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: This is But then I but then I fucking held
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  Speaker 3: it up for about five seconds and it went.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome in your ticket for longer. So that was my
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  Speaker 2: part with a credit card where it's his whole card
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  Speaker 2: longer or too many cards. You know, when you're paying
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  Speaker 2: a youth past here.
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  Speaker 1: It keeps saying ticket though I've got a card, not
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  Speaker 1: a ticket.
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  Speaker 2: That is really annoying.
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  Speaker 4: And that, to be honest, that car park always has issues.
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  Speaker 4: Have you noticed that?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: So like have you noticed that once a week Jase,
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  Speaker 4: if you had any experience with that? Once a week? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: We've got to scan out and it just will not
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  Speaker 4: read my card and I have to change bays and
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  Speaker 4: it's changing. The bays are alternating too, so I can't
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  Speaker 4: be like, never go left, I'll always go right. That
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  Speaker 4: started doing it, so now I'm always going left. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what's that about?
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  Speaker 2: Just go outrageous? But anyway, I never have any problems. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what you're the man?
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  Speaker 5: Mogi the whole Arcky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hurarchy. I remember the Haarchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: How was Pearl Jam? Mogi? I missed your review yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: That was good.
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  Speaker 4: Although he doesn't like guitar solos, well, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't not like a guitar solo. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: fifty guitar solos, sure, and I don't like guitar solos
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  Speaker 2: not in the song so he literally said, Eddie Veda.
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  Speaker 2: And weirdly, he really only introduced one member of the band,
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  Speaker 2: which was Mike McCready, the guitarist, and he goes here,
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  Speaker 2: he is the master of the stratocaster, make me credy.
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  Speaker 2: And then Mike McCready closed his eyes for ten minutes
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  Speaker 2: and just fingered, fingered away. And look, it's impressive stuff,
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  Speaker 2: as I said on the show, But I don't give
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  Speaker 2: a fuck about that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't go to a concept to watch
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  Speaker 1: a guy finger for ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: No, not outside a song. Yes, I love it. I
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  Speaker 2: love it, and but it is a funny thing. Is
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  Speaker 2: it's just something they do. But it was towards the
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  Speaker 2: start of the concert as well. It's right.
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  Speaker 4: I had three people mentioned this to me in the past,
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  Speaker 4: sort of twenty four hours. Mike doesn't Why didn't you
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  Speaker 4: like the guitar solos? I thought it was fucking awesome,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, asked Mike.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't. Yeah, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I like it. I just there's so much of it.
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  Speaker 2: Half an hour of guitar soloce it's a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't losing sleep about it. But it's
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  Speaker 2: a funny thing to say that you don't like, Sure
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  Speaker 2: it was. It's funnier for me to say I didn't
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  Speaker 2: like the guitar solos from Mike McCreadie. Then it as
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  Speaker 2: me to say, fuck, the whole night was awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: who gives a shit about that? When you go away
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  Speaker 2: on a holiday, keysy, and you come back, right, you
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  Speaker 2: don't nobody cares if it was a great holiday. They go, ah,
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  Speaker 2: you come back and man, it was good. I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you what. We had a great day on the first
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  Speaker 2: day and blah blah. So straight away I'm tuning out, right,
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  Speaker 2: But if somebody tells me they got food poisoning, they
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  Speaker 2: got robbed, they got beaten up. But now we're talking,
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  Speaker 2: let's talk about this stuff. The stuff. I had a
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  Speaker 2: huge interesting wife exactly, yea.
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  Speaker 1: Route and someone else.
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  Speaker 4: So if I go to Cambodia, which I am, and
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  Speaker 4: I come back and I have a great time unless
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  Speaker 4: I get like dingy fever or something.
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  Speaker 2: But do you know what I mean when you're telling
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  Speaker 2: the story, when you come back and you're telling this
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  Speaker 2: like it's a very short chat. If everything was amazing, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: because you even you know people don't want to hear that. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they're even telling the story, it's not that interesting. You
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  Speaker 2: had a great time. I had a great time. It
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  Speaker 2: was awesome, and then you pretty much you wrap it up.
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  Speaker 1: Are you still going on Christmas? Christmas Eve kesy?
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  Speaker 4: No, I've changed my flights to boxing day. I haven't
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  Speaker 4: told my wife yet.
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  Speaker 2: But she already thought she was going on boxing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't told my wife that I had to pay
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  Speaker 4: the change.
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  Speaker 2: I sucked it up. I'm going to wait.
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  Speaker 4: Time in Cambodia, and I'm like, so, hey, are you
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  Speaker 4: enjoying this holiday that I have single handedly booked all
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  Speaker 4: of and fucked up? And then and then I'll be like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I guess what, I actually massively fun it up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And then she'll think it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I like, I'm amazed that you've gone this long.
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  Speaker 2: I would have had to tell my wife the same day,
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  Speaker 2: but I've got a very honest relationship with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't. And feelings is keasy.
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  Speaker 3: I you know, if I fuck up and I can
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  Speaker 3: hide it for a little while, I will just to
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  Speaker 3: let it sort of.
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  Speaker 4: It's the sort of thing to fuse a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit and then I'll choose my moment generally when I'm
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  Speaker 3: making love to say no.
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  Speaker 4: No, darling, don't act it out.
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  Speaker 2: When I went to Fiji with a girlfriend at the time,
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  Speaker 2: in the and we I just see it, she goes,
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  Speaker 2: we should we go? I said, yeah, pick a place. Yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't shouting, but I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: just choose a place and it's crack into it, but
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  Speaker 2: you choose it because I'm not anyway, So we choose it,
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  Speaker 2: and then what do you know, she changes her mind
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  Speaker 2: and had to pay about eight hundred.
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  Speaker 4: Bucks or she didn't want to go to the same place.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she went to go to the same place as me,
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  Speaker 2: but she booked it because I like this place. And
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  Speaker 2: then she changed her mind about that place. I know
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  Speaker 2: I found some weere better, but we had to pay
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred backs oh nonrefundable. Yeah yeah, well why should
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  Speaker 2: I pay for that? I it was up to you
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  Speaker 2: to book at your fucking egg. I'm sure you'd like
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  Speaker 2: her keys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm planning on a trip next year and we're we're
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  Speaker 3: we're searching that at the moment, there's really cheap flights
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  Speaker 3: and the only caveat to that is that it's a
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  Speaker 3: fifteen to sixteen hour flight and these really cheap flights
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  Speaker 3: don't have screens.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: What Yeah, So it's like what airline is that?
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  Speaker 3: It might be Jetster, but it's so weird and so
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  Speaker 3: like for my wife and I. My wife will just
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  Speaker 3: read five books in that time.
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  Speaker 2: Right, were beginning to end. I just have a gu
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  Speaker 2: up and down there. I was having a perv.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just punch darts in the loop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just punched darts in the loue and have
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  Speaker 3: a perv. Oh what fucking stupid movie?
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  Speaker 1: Did I watch this on?
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  Speaker 2: That by? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Snakes in the plane? If you on a place. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but we've got our daughter with us, and it's like
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  Speaker 1: she's not going to go sixteen hours without a screen man.
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  Speaker 2: She got a laptop. She does most of those.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if jit Star does they have the
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  Speaker 4: plug so you can actually plug in your laptop and
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  Speaker 4: have it for the whole thing. I think it depends
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  Speaker 4: on the airline though.
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  Speaker 2: Actually she's she's going to Vietnam made I think you
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  Speaker 2: can afford shit.
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  Speaker 1: She's very technically savvy, so she'll work away around it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, But anyway, fucking cheap as fuck. That's good,
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  Speaker 1: unbelievable and forty.
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  Speaker 4: Bucks to go to Vietnam.
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  Speaker 1: Yes from Auckland, Yeah, with one stop over in Sydney.
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  Speaker 4: Perss off.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I ship you, not I ship you, I can
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  Speaker 1: show you keasy.
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  Speaker 4: That seems like bollocks.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's my daughter that found them, and she's the bomb.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to ship.
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  Speaker 4: There must be there must be a reason it's so cheap.
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  Speaker 4: There must be like there's no video.
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: But also there must be like a coup on or
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  Speaker 4: something in Vietnam. It won't be able to Yeah, probably
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  Speaker 4: they've planned it.
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  Speaker 1: But how exciting to go to a country where there's
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  Speaker 1: a coup going good.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to one where there's a terrorist attack. That
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  Speaker 4: was fun, good ship, it actually was great. Well that
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  Speaker 4: was a terrorist attack, but.
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  Speaker 1: People died keeezy and come on, man, jeez.
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  Speaker 4: But all the terrists of the things we went to
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  Speaker 4: after that, there was no one.
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  Speaker 2: No idea because everyone had been sort of wiped out.
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  Speaker 4: Gone home, but we were too poor and had spent
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  Speaker 4: too much.
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  Speaker 2: We little staying.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to make an announcement very quickly. J
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  Speaker 1: has got nails, have been chowing them I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: chi nails.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: How long has it been since you've had nails?
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  Speaker 1: Foodys?
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  Speaker 4: Really have you been making a conscious effort?
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have been like old pugs out there. He's
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: got that weird old nubby they call them, Yeah, James
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  Speaker 2: Nubbsley just