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#324 We Don't EXTREME ROAST BATTLE the Same with The Drunken Stoner and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  And I think to myself, why I don't wander forward? Yeah, welcome
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  everybody, Welcome back to another episode other We Don't Smoke the same podcast.
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  Thank you so much for tuning in. And number one, I want to
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  thank our baby Billy in the house. What is it uh the one no
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  only built dolltreeve for bringing it, for bringing this uh delicious cherry moonshine that
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  I'm drinking over here. The Lord has blessed him with such a skill.
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  I'll tell you what. But you know, with that being said, we're
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  sorry for starting fashion to be late. But I hope you guys enjoyed the
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  pre show, which we hope to God that none of you guys ever restream
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  knows. Oh damn. I was like, yeah, I was like,
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  we hope to God that none of you guys ever we streamed. We streamed
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  those. But but how anything like that, it's gonna be hello offensive.
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  But speaking of offensive, joining me across from the table as the one and
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  only X to the g everybody, what's up dog? We're all looking we're
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  all looking like we had a rough fuck it just we should have started this
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  show off super quiet and somber, just like everybody just got sup. We
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  were singing how big of how great of a wonderful world is? After be
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  Real beat us up before he left. So I'm gonna beat us up.
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  You guys all try to defend me. You guys walked in here and be
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  Real was beating me up because the Lakers lost. Yeah. I was like,
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  I was like my childhood all over again. He was seeing how to
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  kill a man and we how to jump in right What he's that how to
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  kill a man? I was like, yo, let's jump in right now.
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  Was was, I'm gonna show you how Kobe beat this case? He
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  was. I was gonna say, y'all, Kobe beat that case. He's
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  he's beating the shot out of me. Do If it wasn't for my friends,
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  I probably wasn't the last time I had a real black guy like middle
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  school that long? A black guy in middle school, Yeah, damn that's
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  hot. A black eye another black guy, yeah, but a black guy
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  in middle school, Yeah, like that was the last time. Damn it.
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  Damn might forgot about that? Damn damn it. Why doesn't nobody remind
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  me? You know, I'm sorry, cruise it under the table. Just
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  someone slurping away making wild I've been in the fight since middle school. I
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  didn't say. I didn't say I hadn't been in the fight. I didn't
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  say I hadn't been hit in the eye like that. It's just been undefeated
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  since high school. You gotta remember. You gotta remember both, like like
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  like what was it might not the one friend out of everybody. You're like,
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  You're like, oh, this is the way you solve this this puzzle.
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  And then I'm like, no, no, no, you forced this
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  pe in there. I'm that person that I'm like, no, no,
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  no, you hit him with this and it'll be more effective. Like I've
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  always been a dirty fighter. So I don't give you. I don't I
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  don't never give you a chance to hit me, Like I just kick everybody
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  in the dick works every time. I just I don't give you a chance
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  to hit me. Yeah, So I don't know, Like it may not
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  be fair, but I'm gonna let you know how I feel fair. So
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  I've told people like when Minnis don't kind of we know how we kind of
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  go at it. I always know if I'm a whatever I do, then
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  they get out one and I gotta know him my woe to do what he
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  was up one because he won't take an out, like when when I released
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  his number and then he released my number and then I looked at him.
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  I was like, there's and then I was like this wasna. People say,
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  we all know what he said. He's like, I'm gonna release your
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  address. That was his answer. So yeah, escalated quick. That episode
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  wasn't I you said that? I think that was the episode you said that
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  and you know the line. And by the way, that voice is the
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  drunken stoner everybody, everybody. I swear to God, this fucking moonshine tastes
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  like rubbing alcohol. Damn it, I'm about to try something, Jesus.
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  It smells like it too, right at a dude, Right, it does
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  not smell like cherries at all. It smells like so this is this is
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  it's white lightning in the jar. I'm drinking hand sanitizer. Yeah somewhat.
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  Oh that's okay. That's how I know you're really white white. Yeah,
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  that's pretty good. That takes sweet Kentucky. Huh. Now I'm from Texas,
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  okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I'm Rock
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  Sampson day bathing me. Yeah, well, I was Rock Samps and everybody
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  joining us on a Thursday. Yeah, that's why you got hit, he
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  told his girlfrien squirrels like I gotta do. We don't smunk the fans,
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  Like, hey, tsh, I know we don't have kids, but the
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  squirrel's gonna have to be watched by you tonight and you don't notice. But
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  I got two squirrels, like two pet squirrel like yeah, like I have
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  rescued seven, but we've got two that are non released rescuer the ones you
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  didn't rescue, bro, you tortured. But no, there's seven we rescued
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  and then got help and they got rehabbed. I don't believe there's five.
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  There's five that we were stringing up the rest of them. You're sure,
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  what did you say? He's here like the Betty Ford Center of squirrel The
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  squirrels look like us when they come. Yeah, dude, one of them
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  did. Man, his name is Igor He uh yeah, that was very
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  close to Eason. Girl's going on, what is this? What is this
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  about? Now? But he uh, he fractured his entire left side and
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  it healed wrong, so he has like a weird limp to him and shit
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  like that. We found him in a box covered in ants and uh yeah,
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  but now he's good. Now he's good. But yeah, I was
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  like, yeah he he came in fun military. He turned that into the
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  pimplmp. Now he's just like the squirrel that all the they all want.
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  They can't give the nuts off him. They just want they just want a
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  little piece that of egor action. Hey, rock Yo, says, squirrel
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  meat taste good? I'm sure do? I mean protein? You could die
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  if you eat too much of it. Really, yeah, it's got so
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  much protein. If you only eat squirrel meat you'll die. Wait is that
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  legit? Facts? Like, is that you backed up? If my dad's
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  in the military, he told me that, and I believe everything he says,
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  branch of the military. How did that conversation come? Okay, all
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  right, Well, the squirrels, the photos a coast guard. The squirrel
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  was a mouthbu safe. The squirrels not necessarily an aerodynamic animal. How did
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  he find that out? Like, I don't because he'd eat a lot of
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  squirrels. He's a Filipino too, bro, I don't know. All right,
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  all right, that explains it. Squirrel don't good him? Yeah,
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  well Filipino, my mom's sci Hey just will turn it to norm from Canada
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  real quick. Huh like, he said, sounded like the Filipino me.
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  Not that your dad's a liar, but uh, Google says squirrel me is
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  not only edible but considered unpart with me. There's so much protein you could
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  die from protein poisoning. Look bad, you can die from protein poisoning.
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  And mister workout here that drinks all the protein shakes in the world every Saturday,
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  protein protein poisonings in there. Just so you know that's what. No,
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  no, no, no, The whiskey goes into the red line,
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  the energy drink. Fuck, it gives me nothing when I shout out to
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  so you just need carbs and fat. So just make sure you eat your
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  squirrel with bread. You know he didn't. He The thing is he didn't.
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  He didn't meant to give it to him. He told make sure you
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  give us to ease and kept it bro like, we know that's what really
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  helps you out out by the way, he said, what's up? I
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  don't think you can overdose some protein. You can, but you need that
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  may be stupid, but I want to hear this ya, and I'm ready
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  to go. I didn't come here for an intervention. I came here to
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  have fun. Yeah, but I don't. It would just I don't know.
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  But you wear a bunch of squirrels. I want to see this child.
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  You want to say you stand behind this. I want to see twelve
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  squirrels. At least you canna start off with rock squirrels. Nah, they
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  won't good. They're all fucking fat and lazy. I see what you feed
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  them? Delicious? Yeah, No, we got a lot of walnuts.
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  Assume he can. No, you can't, actually, because they'll get a
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  bone disease if you give them too many nuts. You gotta give them like
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  vegetables and ship bone disease with nuts. That's funny joke. Figure it out.
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  I want to hear it. But no, it's gonna say. We
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  got rue or football, and her name goes back and forth because we hold
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  her like a football like heisman. We called a squirrel that came by my
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  grandpa's house fat ass. You would eat the peanuts we gave it. I
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  guess you guys was to give him salt either, like animals can't eat salt.
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  We were giving him salted peanuts. He came back and couples were getting
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  blow us. We named him fat ass. Fuck. Yeah, I calls
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  fat ass. Did he die? Sounds like your Dasho work for animal Planet.
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  It sounds like your Dasha work for Animal Planet. Should don't eat too
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  many of everything? He knew. I just yeah, I want to see
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  that Animal Planet show. Just like a Filipino guy pointing out squirrel, This
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  is called pat Is that how you say it? That isn't the Philippino order
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  for squirrel? I said, fat ass? But I said, though,
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  it does sound like like I didn't even know you had a Filipino dan.
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  Now did you bring it up the second time around? Yeah? Yeah,
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  I thought you were like full on gobba google everything the bullshit. I really
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  do look more Italian than anything. But my dad even looks Sicilian man.
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  He's like dark skin, he looks like Joey. He's like one of those
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  slick Asian time, like like like he has like Italian attributes. Yeah,
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  I don't know about slick he see. I mean like he's like, I
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  mean like he's like a wise guy Asians. Yeah, kind of like an
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  asshole, you know. I mean, I love you, dad, He's
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  a good guy. Ye did he hit you? He's fucking nineties. Parents
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  don't try to get me trapped here. You know, we all went on
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  here in La my friend just in the United States. Yeah right, look
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  at us, look yeah, look at us. Look at us. Bro.
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  I was like I would look like I wouldn't look like this when you
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  come back to her. I tried to stop being real and then like he
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  said, get off. He has his own Transformer team, Like they pull
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  up. Bro. Yeah, when's the last time you had a black guy?
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  Duh? Why would I get a black His name was Tarrone man,
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  I don't even remember it. You're da never gave you one. I mean
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  last time I remember. I think it was like an elbow, like like
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  an elbow to the face. But it wasn't like a fight. Your dad
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  never gave you a black guy. I feel like your daddy was like,
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  no, Mama, yeah, I feel like it was all belt action.
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  Oh you got the what's the worst thing you Okay, what's the worst thing
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  where they scare you with that one? I got that a lot. What's
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  the worst thing you ever got? Hit off? Hit with? Just a
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  belt? You never got anything past that day. Your parents were not Central
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  American, that creative. You never got punched in the face. That's my
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  people for sh I got punched in the face. It looks like it.
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  I got backhanded at like the age of nineteen. Oh, I forgot.
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  I forgot about this man. You were nineteen. I was okay, who
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  did it? Your mom? Dad? My dad? What was it about?
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  Because about you? So let me tell you. Oh my god,
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  I can't even believe I'm going to the story. So, oh my god,
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  my god, I can't play. Has happened. So I'm at the
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  pad. I'm at the pad and it's I think Friday night and Saturday night,
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  and I'm like, get down eighteen nineteen and my sisters like eighteen nineteen
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  at the time. But she has her friends over hot checks. I'm like
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  yeah, and they're spending night and you know, I leave the door open
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  just in case. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, but they're there the
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  whole My mom's there, my dad's there, my sister's there with her friends,
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  and I'm there and my parents are watching them, watching the movie downstairs
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  in the living room, and we have like an eye like a Riverside i
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  E. House. So it's kind of big. It's like a five bedroom.
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  Don't just say Riverside i E. Because there's different you lived in you
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  lived in the residential What is it? Yeah, Riverside, like Riverside to
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  make you yeah, yeah, those are it has a lake in your name,
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  Like it's nice, you've got a lake you but if your apartment says
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  gardens and it's probably bad. Yeah. So we have this, we have
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  this. My parents are walking the movie downstairs. And at this time,
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  I just became like a brand new sowner, Like eight eighteen nineteen. I
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  had been smoking for like the year, and I've been smoking in my room.
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  You were snaking sit, yes, exactly. Yeah, so I smoke.
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  I used to smoke almost every night in my room, but I would
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  wait till like one twelve and then I blowed out the window, typical everybody
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  routine, like a h A towel under the tail, under the door,
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  typical shit. They never caught me. I thought I was a slake.
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  I was like, I got this easy for us. But I would also
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  turn on the AC like right when I was smoking. Yeah, SEP,
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  this day, this day, how did you? How did you listen up
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  dogs? So this day I feel real comfortable, feel real comfortable. I've
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  been smoking in the house for months, So I mean I got this And
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  like I said, my sister has their friends over and they're like, hey,
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  do you want in and out? We're going in and out and I'm
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  like bat, but before we go, can I get hot? And the
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  like we don't give a fuck. And I'm like, you guys want to
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  come with me? And they're like nahr cool and her home girls are like
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  nah, we naabors I said macky. So then I end up and they're
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  like nah, but we'll wait for you to get high. I'm like cool,
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  give me like ten minutes. So I go in my room. My
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  parents are downstairs. I go in my room, get faded and just pack
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  like a ball. But I was really smart. I hit my weed inside
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  my computer. Inside are inside the copter that was a computer gig and the
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  computers. They're not gonna grab it and break it to find anything, damn.
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  So I smoked and I put it back in there and they're like,
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  let's go in there. I'm like, let's go. I'm going. We're
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  not even halfway down the block when I get a call from my daddy.
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  Instantly I pick up the phone call. He's like equala, like now,
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  and I'm like no, I'm like hell no, We're going in now,
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  I'm this come to my last meal. I'm getting four. I have almost
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  style pros with the milkshake that wasn't even prown. But that's what we're doing
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  tonight, eating that burger, shaking and then yeah, and then and then
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  my sister can hear my dad yelling. And then my sister looked at me.
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  She's like and I'm like yeah, and she's like, should we turn
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  around? And I'm like nope, and her friends are dying. She's like,
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  yeah, we open the coallor like you get for smoking inside the house.
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  And I'm just like, bro, I don't even enjoy the burger.
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  Top of shit, you're just fucking on the whole way home and you're just
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  waiting. I know you're just waiting fries get all hard. Yeah, you're
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  fucking just high and anxious. So it's a waste to waste it. And
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  now fries too, Bro, it's hurts. They're really good for twenty minutes.
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  Maybe. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So if you wait,
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  if you waste that, like you really didn't do yourself a favorite must them
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  on the way home, Like I go fries first, then burgers. Yes,
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  you have to know if and if not if not fucking put the fries
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  in the burger. If you're gonna just be improvised, you know, that's
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  a pretty good idea. Yeah, but I got at least he'd have to
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  have to order or fries before I put the rest of him in the burger,
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  just because if I put him in the burger, I'm fucking put him
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  a tailor chip well done. Yes, personally, yes, you want to
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  know my in and out order is, bro It's always a double double chop
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  peppers extra cheese. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, guys, straight
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  up chop peppers extra cheese, and then I always can I get the fries
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  well done? And if I really want to be a fatass Napoleon think but
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  if not, Chilis is the move. A lot of people don't know.
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  You didn't even do that, oh Napoleon shake, So you're getting all three
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  Fuck okay, I'm doing that d raise over year. It's like that's first
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  grade rock. Hey. We had Waterburg, we had Waterburger, all right,
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  we had class. I'm sorry for a state like Texas. I thought
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  y'all had liberty down there. We got it. We just got in and
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  out. We just got it, like ten years we get all three flavors,
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  and then the guy in and I was like, you want to put
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  all three of them in the cup? Everybody, everybody, Hey, nothing
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  more Americans than that. Everybody talks shit and says like, oh well,
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  Texas has in and out and water Burger. We had water Burger in the
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  seventies and we thought it was so trashed that we fucking hear now in California
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  anymore. Man, that's got duck. I was telling you, it got
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  so good. It's since I've lived in Texas. I lived there. They're
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  dry, They're not like it's not like consistent like in and out you go
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  to any in and out solid. Look, man, ones you know what
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  I'm saying. You know what I don't like about in and out though,
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  Man, it's like the size of the burger. Patty bro like, yeah,
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  you sound like a fat ass. I hey, when you said it
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  all the time, well, have you ever have you ever been to Red
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  Robin? You're just mad at order four more now when you have to say
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  four by four, yes, you just feel like a fat ass. It
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  shames you, a fat shame. You sit there and say, okay,
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  okay, have you ever been to Red Robin, no shame and saying extra
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  cheese when not on extra patty, extra Patti fat patties, No extra patties
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  commitment, bro, Like that's like gay food command. I ordered two burgers,
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  like if I ordered extra patties, like the pet person in this place.
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  I do know, is that you like extra cheese. That's extra cheese.
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  Yeah, extra cheese is like that's Eason right there ordering a four by
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  four. He's gonna say you yeah, like if I e cheese that season,
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  but I say ex for patty. Yo, what's up cheesse? My
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  dudo, I don't wonder anywhere. Yeah, nah, man, you gotta
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  you gotta do Winburger again. Dude. I don't know how it was in
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  the seventies or whatever the fuck, but it is. I only had it
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  in the seventies. Broken I had it, went through Amarillo. It was
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  the only time I ever Yo, when I went and I got corrected,
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  have all, Oh no, it's it's it's it's it's Mexican names but pronounced
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  by white people. So yeah, you definitely like Amarillo. I was best
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  I ever had in my life. You know what I had? This week
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  has been a week that I have had different things that I never thought I
• 18:41
  was gonna have, like number one, but sex he got you and Rock
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  got you. Rock got not hurt, not hurt. You know I met,
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  I meant, I meant food wise, but yeah, what is it?
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  U? Fuck you? Rock that I hesitated to man the poses,
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  the poss off, the room was great. Close to me, rocked out.
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  Damn, I'm sort of god bro, I don't know how I didn't
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  want to hit you. Are you gonna, ma, are you gonna even
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  this out for me? Yeah? Twice I lost my train, all right,
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  So I remember your the whole thing that I tried to So first thing
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  you don't know that regards to in regards to food, So what is it?
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  Uh? Today I had? Uh? I didn't know. You know
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  how like Mitchels they have not they now have weed Meetschelala's food sounds dangerous,
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  No, like they have literally it's like the whole you do know how to
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  meet you Lala mix and like how it's all mixed up. They have that
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  but with weeds. So you just shake it up and put ice in it
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  and then you have what It tastes like a meet Lala. It hits like
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  a meet Lala, but like kind of like we we'd rice or whatever and
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  drunken stone or approved drink and and honestly I tried him and they were good.
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  What I would do though, if I was my movie it's called right
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  ray, Yeah, So what I would do is I would get that weed
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  that it was twenty mili grounds per per can. So what I would do
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  is I would get that can and put that with regular beer and infuse both
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  of the And that's the movie. That's the forty two Origin No fucking drink
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  right there? Hey wait, you're from Texas. Do you watch Texas bucket
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  List? No? It's like this dude who talks about food. That's that
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  word of fucking weed. I'm sorry, I get hype whenever I say that
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  shit. It makes me like I'm gang banging, like go forty two origionals
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  won't be square up, don't even know? Will fuck you up? Right
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  now? What? Oh? This guy like the he's like the Texas version
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  of Anthony bourdan this wool like he goes to all these restaurants and like fucking
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  reviews them. But like, I'm not gonna lie, he's better than Anthony
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  Bourdane because he's whoa whoa hold on, hold on, hold on at Bourde
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  was a sex icon. Bro, Well, I was gonna say a lot
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  of hate for that, but watch Shane mccaulliff. This guy is amazing.
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  You guys are gonna fucking love it. He's kind of refusing got reduced Texas
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  adew the world countries. This guy looks like he'd beat sal Volcano from fucking
• 21:22
  Impractical Joker's Texas cousin. He's the coolest dude in the world. He's just
• 21:25
  like, I'm here with Texas bucket list and you're like, oh, he'll
• 21:30
  he'll warm your heart sometimes, Bro, that that attitude is like that darn
• 21:33
  you're tooting dark good. That fucking shit is a hitter mixed with me.
• 21:37
  Bro, Like there's like I can follow the Artiso, but I can't follow
• 21:41
  the that that that that Commonwealth picker motherfucker. Well just like, hey,
• 21:45
  oh you're too hate for me, Bro, Like this is just a little
• 21:48
  bit too far in the in the booties for me. Artoiso is like,
• 21:52
  right, he goes to the city enough for me, Bro, you gotta
• 21:53
  sprinkle it in there, man out. But then again, it's like it
• 21:57
  you're right, It depends on how it's Frinkle thing because I'm like, like,
• 22:00
  my girlfriend's like she's want to see me watch get into the rights of
• 22:03
  Gemstone. She's like, damn great, She's like, you're fucking getting into
• 22:07
  this heavy like it's amazing. Yeah. Like I'm like, I'm gonna gonna
• 22:12
  put petty bills twice this week. Yeah, but like I'm over there just
• 22:18
  like try to like, you know, just know I've ever watched and done
• 22:21
  blow Too. It's just I talked about doing co caine to it. But
• 22:25
  you know what's crazy. You know who watches it, dough dude, you
• 22:26
  know what's crazy. I've been watching that show a lot. I'm not saying
• 22:30
  he has anything to do with the show, but I was telling Ray.
• 22:32
  I was like, Ray, for the first time in a while, I
• 22:34
  felt the urge to want to do cocaine where I have it at home,
• 22:38
  and I was like, ain't nobody canna know about this little bump? I
• 22:42
  can't ye know, And I just I just couldn't. But I didn't do
• 22:47
  it. But like I literally had an urge when I was like, just
• 22:49
  do it. Just fucking dude. It isn't it's you know, it's safe,
• 22:53
  it's it's a cocaine show. You know who watches it or side to
• 23:00
  Kendy together on Sunday. That's I'm not lying dog on Sundays. When I
• 23:03
  lived there, they will show up together on Sundays. And watched Righteous Jempstones
• 23:07
  because Eddie loves that guy. The fact guy that is on that show.
• 23:10
  Edi thinks it's him. Eddie really thinks Eddy Kannie dowers Eddie literally and he
• 23:15
  is him dog. He's funny though. If you ask me Eddie, if
• 23:18
  Eddie could be anybody, it's Kenny Power's dog. I'm not gonna lie that.
• 23:22
  Daniel mc mc brides, Danny McBride. Yeah, the Denny McBride that
• 23:26
  he I'm sorry I made him Irish for second. Yeah, but no,
• 23:33
  Like, he's fucking hilarious, bro. And I think a big reason why
• 23:37
  I watched the show is because of his dumbassh watched by his principal. Oh
• 23:41
  yeah, I started watch yes, yes, four episodes. Yeah, fool,
• 23:47
  let's fight to Eddy. I'm like, I'm telling you, dude,
• 23:48
  and it makes you want to do cop It's just because you're like, this
• 23:52
  guy does he got that energy, got that cocaine energy. Hey, I'm
• 23:56
  gonna sucking make that video of like me sitting at home on the fucking my
• 23:59
  desk and me trying to do some work, and then I'm gonna be like,
• 24:02
  the desk is talking to me, ain't nothing wrong? And then it's
• 24:06
  gonna be a little canister with a little bumping crime then I do it and
• 24:11
  my teeth are grinding. Yeah, I feel I just wouldn't get the views
• 24:18
  that they're deserved because everybody hates R. Kelly. But I'm like, yo,
• 24:21
  y'all gotta hate him after the molestations. Bro, Like when we was
• 24:23
  making hits, we was all dancing. So I was just saying, black
• 24:27
  people still dance to that ship. Bro. You ever heard like in the
• 24:30
  kitchen, Like I've heard that ship passing by it up? What are you
• 24:33
  talking about the closet? That shit sucked. No, I'm talking about R
• 24:37
  Kelly had hits, And like I'm just saying, people, it's like if
• 24:41
  y'all didn't, if y'all didn't do that ship from Michael Jackson, don't they'll
• 24:44
  do that shit for our Kelly. They start bumping Jackson. Fools are over
• 24:48
  here talking about ABC like you know what I mean? And oh, but
• 24:52
  they ain't gonna buy ain't gonna bump bumping grind. I'm like, look,
• 24:55
  Food, do you remember trusting the closet and I'm trapped in the clouds?
• 25:00
  The ship was graz Do you know what my favorite part was like? And
• 25:03
  what came out was a Megid? Was megid ib dude? Because he rolled
• 25:12
  out like yeah yeah, this was stuck in the closet. It was like,
• 25:15
  I couldn't believe my little drama. Now. I wanted art not.
• 25:21
  I wanted him not to get caught. What the fuck? The music?
• 25:26
  No music video? It was like this. It was like I was like
• 25:30
  looking through the window and I'm like, don't cabe remember it was like no,
• 25:36
  they telling me not shooting? Yeah and not the cabinet came out was
• 25:41
  a megid. Yeah. And then Bro and then the little food with the
• 25:45
  blue suit. He's a comedian too. Dog is he dead? Is that
• 25:49
  little MinID? Then you think all menjids died? They do eventually, they
• 25:56
  do it. Everybody that was like ten years ago. Let them not all
• 25:59
  me are infinite like I never said they were. They could have like an
• 26:03
  NCA life span and they're like, yo, not all the beast boys gonna
• 26:07
  make it? Yeah, Bro, like, not all mas get to live
• 26:11
  a full size life, bro, like fucking the fucking minime. Yeah,
• 26:15
  vern Troy, but he kind of did that to himself though. He kind
• 26:19
  of like just kept drinking. He was like, just can't drinking drink.
• 26:23
  I love, I never love to take a shot. I heard he was.
• 26:26
  He was not the person to take a shot with. No, no,
• 26:30
  no, he would get obliterated on his little rascal and he has a
• 26:34
  story. He hasn't got a bottle. Who's gonna help me finish this?
• 26:42
  He's doing the man. We need our own midget. Bro, we don't
• 26:48
  suppok the same midget. We experienced that we got drunk in the midgie.
• 26:52
  He was too aggressive and fun. It wasn't fun being getting here. He
• 26:55
  wanted blow we okay, we we we got a I'm then instead of the
• 27:00
  midget share Yeah, I turn it off. Rock. I was like,
• 27:03
  damn, my tet is getting hard. I was getting a little cold.
• 27:07
  Gang guards looking prickly. Bro. I was like, my teting getting had
• 27:11
  a hard Bro. I was like, I was like, they're gonna become
• 27:14
  Iceberg real quick. But no, for real, we got we we drank
• 27:18
  with the midget. Remember y'all had the little person. He was trying to
• 27:19
  fight you for your blood. Breaking news, breaking news that midget got a
• 27:23
  girl pregnant was the kid of midget. We don't know yet, it's in
• 27:30
  the womb. The trippy part is there's no telling it's not because you're gonna
• 27:34
  have two little people hook up the person you two of her on like like
• 27:40
  two years down the line. Yeah, he's not grown. He didn't even
• 27:42
  the moment I heard proud, I had myself for clone. I knew that
• 27:45
  never which one. I never had to spend another moment alone. He didn't
• 27:52
  even know he was a midget. I thought Scott were duck up to me,
• 27:55
  turning the ground a little. We did. Hey, dude, that
• 27:57
  was the best I think. I think that's what made what are you talking
• 28:03
  about that one person? Damn? Look at Exavier trying to be all diplomatic.
• 28:07
  Why why can we get an applause for that? Damn bro, Like,
• 28:11
  we need a referee whistle. Everybody gets a referee whistle. Hey,
• 28:17
  but but but Doctor Evil was the first person that made me want my own
• 28:19
  midget. That was probably the main example. When I saw how doctor Evil
• 28:23
  was, I was like, dude, you can have your own midget kid
• 28:26
  Rocket. Okay, first of all, kid rocking, I didn't know.
• 28:30
  If I didn't know, Kid Rock was like the equivalent of having a midget
• 28:33
  till after I saw Uston Powers and I was like, that's just mini me.
• 28:37
  But like Kid rock hast hair, you need a mini e yo Halloween,
• 28:42
  like the mustache and every that'd be fired off Halloween this year. From
• 28:47
  the moment I heard Ray say I had a clone. You gotta have a
• 28:51
  midget because he's technically your slave. Yeah that's true. Wait what half the
• 28:53
  prex though your slaves outfit too? Oh yeah, we gotta take care of
• 28:59
  him. He needs to wearing this high hungry same shirts. He would have
• 29:03
  a wardrobe taken care of for shirts. If this imagine like my own hungry
• 29:07
  midget bro like you're your very own little person, audition for it. I
• 29:11
  guarantee you get somebody. I'll fucking help. You're a lot of midges.
• 29:14
  There was a lot of mines of the comment story that need work. Remember
• 29:15
  that one time where they need work. They're desperate, they need a little
• 29:19
  work, a little PuO. There's a lot of there's a lot of gig
• 29:23
  there's a lot of gigs for those fools. Oh dude, I don't doubt
• 29:26
  it. I bet you being a like when Philippe got his own Mitred on
• 29:30
  Erick Country, that was tight, But that little those midgets on Instagram easy,
• 29:34
  A lot of midges kind of look like like those whole midgets on Instagram.
• 29:37
  No, that Madjen had to work. That Madjen had to where we've
• 29:41
  all gotten that one from the homie Oh yeah, like just like a DM
• 29:44
  where you're like, I probably they ask your homies, would you, and
• 29:47
  you just like don't ask questions like that, Like like I right back,
• 29:49
  like what do you think food? Yeah, like what do you think?
• 29:52
  Of course I would. I'm like, what do you think? Bro?
• 29:56
  I was like, this bitch has like a million three million views, Give
• 30:00
  a little slice, you know what I mean? You're doing it for the
• 30:03
  views. Well, that might be the only time. I'm like, I'm
• 30:06
  like recording her give me a handshop because my dad's gonna look so big,
• 30:12
  just like this tiny little gripper. I'm gonna feel like Ray J in the
• 30:15
  Kim Kardashian video like look at Me. That was just every black guy with
• 30:22
  Kim Kardashian. Dude, look at Me has has I ever been a white
• 30:27
  guy that fucked Kim Kardashian? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, but I
• 30:32
  staid prior to him. Prior to him, I didn even think was Sean
• 30:34
  Ronald. I'm sure a lot, dude. She grew up in fucking Glendale,
• 30:37
  Dude. Sure, can you imagine if you can you imagine high school?
• 30:45
  Hey, can you imagine if like in her position was Adam twenty two's
• 30:48
  wife, and then and then and then Kim was in Adam twenty two position?
• 30:52
  Has been like damn because it could have happened to any Armenian girl.
• 30:55
  That's all I'm saying. It could have happened to any Armenian girls. Yeah,
• 31:00
  Like, he's a real thought a little bit. I mean, because
• 31:02
  I watched enough fucking no Jumper and I was just like, man, by
• 31:07
  the way, everybody was like, I know, you guys saw a fucking
• 31:08
  ad on the Green Thumb show. Y'all need to tell Ad to come on
• 31:11
  that we don't smoke the same show, bro. We have some questions for
• 31:15
  him, that for sure. You know, I think he can talk about
• 31:17
  here with us, you know what I mean. I think we ask a
• 31:18
  different pair of question we will have. We'll tell you we have a fucking
• 31:22
  stackpack fucking week coming up for you guys. So next Wednesday morning, we
• 31:26
  have an upcoming comedian fucking sensation out there from Chicago. I'm living out here
• 31:32
  in the West Coast. Kenny Flores coming by in the morning. He did
• 31:34
  a show with me, well he was on the show, not with me,
• 31:37
  but he did. He was on the show at Spanglish and he was
• 31:40
  supposed to be the headline number before Paul Rodriguez bumped him. But yeah,
• 31:45
  but but yeah, So Kenny Flores will be here on Wednesday. That will
• 31:48
  be a Patreon only exclusive episode. Extend Ol Craig will be here on Saturday,
• 31:55
  so make sure I haven't talked to the home Thursday or you got you
• 31:59
  confirmed, it'll be time to etc. So hit me up if you're out
• 32:01
  there. By the way, there was also a lot of stuff on Patreon
• 32:06
  too. There's a lot of there's hell of a lot of stuff on Patreon
• 32:08
  that I've been uploading. The footage, the long lost footage from Las Vegas
• 32:12
  available up there the pre show before the show started, when it was more
• 32:15
  madness because we could all go do you newas available on there and stuff that
• 32:20
  We're gonna film behind the scenes from a High and Hungry season finale this Sunday
• 32:24
  at the La County Fair. We're gonna have a we don't smoke the same.
• 32:28
  What is it, uh, behind the scenes. You're gonna still go
• 32:30
  right, Exavier? Maybe hold on, hold on no no no no no
• 32:37
  no no no no no no no time pins. We got pins promo time
• 32:42
  baby, time out time, Exavier. Sunday, I'll be the where is
• 32:45
  it? Where's this at Lake County Fair? It's in the you know where
• 32:46
  it's at the put on the fair places. I've never been to the I've
• 32:50
  never been to that one. I will well. I go to the Orange
• 32:52
  County Fair. Look at me, dog, I don't Dodger fans, Raider
• 32:58
  fan doc. I go Orange County. It's gonna be my first time.
• 33:00
  I gotta hang out with your choose my fucking But the thing about that's okay,
• 33:07
  Orange County, Exavi. The thing let me tell you girls, let
• 33:09
  me tell you something. Let me let me tell you something. The Santa
• 33:15
  Notice in the Santa Anna County Fair. It's the same shit just in Pomota.
• 33:19
  Stupid. No, I ton't go to the Costamason one. Yeah,
• 33:21
  it's the same ship. It's not. It's the same production people. Isn't
• 33:27
  that the same shit? I'm talking to people, Bro, you just gave
• 33:30
  more Asians than custamacons. Think the people from Yalport Beach and Hunton Beach and
• 33:35
  go from the demographic wise, demographic wise, Yeah, black white girls,
• 33:39
  there's white girls in Pomona. There's you're there for content, bagirls. Those
• 33:45
  white girls are Mexicans, but blond hair, those are fucking white girls.
• 33:47
  Dog, that's a whole different thing. You're there for content. If there
• 33:51
  doesn't know the yacht, they're not white girls. And that's what I'm looking
• 33:53
  for. It's with the yacht real white, real white, Okay, crazy
• 33:58
  rich white and like Dona Beach, Newport. You know, bro, you
• 34:07
  ever heard of that'll make they say it again? Bro, say it again
• 34:14
  food? Yeah what No, I'm just saying, don't be a fagger.
• 34:16
  You better go, Bro'll go, Yeah, you better go because you know
• 34:20
  what, it's not even about me, exaber, it's from the fucking content.
• 34:22
  Bro. You like seeing that fucking money. Sign that up so we
• 34:25
  have swarch it in the reserves. The fucking show up, right, because
• 34:30
  that's how it happens by you showing up and being in front of the camera.
• 34:31
  Bill, We're going, hold on, hold on, Why you gotta
• 34:35
  ask your dad? Why you gotta ask your daddy? Roppy? Are we
• 34:37
  going? Why you gotta ask pop? What's on me? And let's go
• 34:42
  Bill? Bill? Bill, we could steak in a row? Why you
• 34:49
  gotta ask baby Billy over there? Bro, have a good time. Bill
• 34:52
  comes, He's welcome to come, but he could show up by himself.
• 34:55
  Cheaper for me to get an uper then get you giving your beers all day
• 34:59
  drop? Wow, Really it's cheaper to Pomona. Listen to him? Right
• 35:04
  beers? You know how much beers that will drink? Do you know it's
• 35:07
  I'll I'll have some cocaine for you. Not pick him up? Some good
• 35:13
  ass shit? Bro? Like, you know what I found? I want?
• 35:15
  I said, I want, dude, No, you know what I
• 35:17
  you know what I found? He's like, what time you want me?
• 35:21
  There? He's holding it. I just wore my panting not too long ago.
• 35:24
  I feel like you put your penalting in the dryer, Bro, Like,
• 35:27
  no, but guess I put it on. And every time I put
• 35:30
  it on, I make sure like it's clean. I found a coke sack
• 35:34
  bill for you, and it's clean because no one died on it. That's
• 35:39
  probably the sack from the fucking time I gave two stars old sack. You
• 35:45
  know, it's crazy. The cocaine that I do have in my house,
• 35:47
  bro, it's from the times where, like, do you have it?
• 35:50
  I want to know that how this guy that's super sob got dozens of cocaine
• 35:53
  have the home whole fucking maybe people people in the fucking people in the group
• 35:59
  chat hold put in the group chat, and people that are on the Patreon
• 36:01
  if you want me to post the fucking last remaining sacks of cocaine that I
• 36:06
  have? What do you? What do you have? It? Like?
• 36:07
  Literally, and I can tell you where I had kept every sack from this
• 36:10
  sack was from a jacket. I forgot that other one was from like the
• 36:14
  last soccer game. This one is from them when they won the championship,
• 36:16
  because I remember, I'm like, how many months sober nowns November eight,
• 36:22
  says November last year. I haven't done cocaine. I believe you. It's
• 36:25
  just weird that this guy has. I feel the same as you. Until
• 36:28
  the other night I was in front of the Corbin Bowl. I want to
• 36:30
  do coke, though, Bro, I had somebody else beefing with it.
• 36:35
  I hadn't seen it in a minute. It was just like not even beefing
• 36:37
  with like just like what wasn't talking to Like's like, hey man, squash
• 36:39
  all this. You want to bump? I'm like, shit, we good,
• 36:43
  bro, Like, I can't believe that's such a white people fucking reaction,
• 36:49
  bro, because if somebody off from me a bump, I'd be like,
• 36:51
  you doing first thing, bitch. He was doing it, Believe me,
• 36:54
  Bro, Hey, good to see you. I'm like, interesting,
• 36:59
  I thought we had issues. I wouldn't like before I did it. I
• 37:01
  would have looked at his story in Instagram, would have been like if he
• 37:04
  said I love you mom, or I love and he's some sort or something.
• 37:07
  He was out of there. He was out of there that night.
• 37:08
  You know this is all speculation. None of this happened. How do you
• 37:13
  say it? You're like, oh, yeah, I forgot him doing this
• 37:15
  on What do you mean when you can talk about this shit all day?
• 37:20
  Esmo has Esmo has no confidence in you? What what? I don't give
• 37:23
  a fuck about me? But she said how long before they're all cokeheads again.
• 37:27
  Damn. I understand if you if you have that person, hold on,
• 37:35
  hold on, hold on, hold on asthmo. I understand if you
• 37:42
  have that perception of me e Zone as an individual. But I have a
• 37:45
  girlfriend who cares about me, you know what I mean, who somehow have
• 37:50
  dreams of me having a child with her and a family and then somehow I
• 37:53
  have to make the name live on you know how she keeps that going.
• 37:57
  It's about keeping me alive. You know, she's not gonna let me fucking
• 38:00
  go back and take the risk unless she's the one giving me the code.
• 38:05
  Now, Like I'm not saying my girl was mad. I just got to
• 38:08
  get sure. She was looking at me like this the whole night. But
• 38:10
  I'll tell you what they Caroline old Key looked beautiful at that moment, and
• 38:15
  like you know, it was just like just a perfect moment, and she
• 38:19
  was just like, oh man, everything came together perfectly. I was drinking
• 38:22
  like fucking four fifty norths. I was like, I was on if I
• 38:24
  make the whole year and I don't got it in my blood system. As
• 38:28
  we got to post a picture of her boyfriend, h yeah, fucking go
• 38:42
  less, not the Corvette. Yo, that's just just talksic his act.
• 38:49
  That was not something I was. I would say, my love this zone.
• 38:52
  Yeah, stay over zone. That was good. That was good right
• 38:55
  there. I'll take the test at the end of the year and be like,
• 39:00
  I really did hair test. I don't have no hair, like,
• 39:06
  you can't test me. She's got by period. Can you do any hair
• 39:16
  on your body like you get a ball hair off? Oh yeah, I
• 39:20
  think so. Yeah yours? Oh yeah, your ass hair house cocaine residue.
• 39:25
  Mine does cocaine dingle berrier. Well it means you. No, I'm
• 39:35
  saying, like we met, We meant like traces. Have you ever had
• 39:42
  a drug test in your whole life, like a real drug test? Like
• 39:45
  yeah, you know it's crazy. I had one of those two and like
• 39:47
  the first time I had it was when I worked for this company. I
• 39:51
  was interning for this fool. Uh. I was in this academy of finance
• 39:54
  in high school, so they were paring for financial jobs. That's the reason
• 39:58
  I'm like, I understood the value of money in such a young age.
• 40:00
  I wanted to have a business so bad, bro. So I remember I
• 40:02
  was interning for this like wife who in Beverly Hills AIG Financial Advisors. Bro.
• 40:08
  Literally, I was this fool's not his bitch, but just assistant working
• 40:12
  doing all this fucking shit, and those fools are fucking wild. Dog.
• 40:15
  I learned so much, though I ain't gonna lie. I also stole a
• 40:19
  lot. I stole eight of his portals lunch every day. It was like
• 40:24
  crushed in because you know what's crazy? I would I would. I got
• 40:28
  I got hired after the internship, Bro, and then I remember like I
• 40:32
  ended up becoming his wife's interns. So every time they would fight, they
• 40:36
  would be like, you come over here, and then I'd be over there
• 40:38
  and I'd just be like and I just listened to him talk shit to each
• 40:40
  other about each other, and I'd be like, yeah, you know what
• 40:43
  he is lazy fuck fuck mister Martinez. Bro. They're making money though,
• 40:47
  like they were doing blow every day. No, they were they like like
• 40:52
  I would find strata and ship bro, because I didn't know at the time.
• 40:54
  I was in high school. But there would be times where like I
• 40:57
  would be like, all right, cool, I gotta file this person's ada
• 41:00
  or all this shit, and he'd be like, these are always clients in
• 41:01
  his briefcase. And there would be times where I would find baggies bro in
• 41:06
  there and I didn't know what it was, so I would just throw them
• 41:07
  away. Oh shit, you're throwing his man's No not they wouldn't have anything
• 41:12
  in there, but it would be you know what this powder is? But
• 41:15
  I'm sure that he fucking was, Like he probably kept that so like his
• 41:17
  wife wouldn't know or something like, you know what I mean, it was
• 41:21
  probably a secret bult but like rich people on that show, like on some
• 41:24
  other level, bro, like rich people like and this this food lived on
• 41:27
  like like the pier Drive in the Burbly Hills. Oh you're dropping his address
• 41:31
  and stuff so people can like find he lives on age Drive or whatever.
• 41:37
  IFEO were gonna find him and steal his coach. Well, I mean,
• 41:39
  I don't know if he might be still doing cooked, but I just remember,
• 41:43
  I'm like, if if if I, if I, if I,
• 41:46
  if I was like, you know, of a more desperate situation in a
• 41:51
  different you know, minority, I probably robbed his house, you know what
• 41:53
  I mean, I'd hit that ship up, bro, I would have.
• 41:57
  I would have cleaned that shit out. But thankfully I was cool with that
• 42:00
  job of him doing that where on the Pier drive Bro, Pier, I'll
• 42:04
  talk about it being about it. I remember, go, I knew all
• 42:08
  that neighborhood. I know all that neighborhood. Bro. I was walking up
• 42:12
  and down that ship. I was so happy to be around rich people.
• 42:15
  Bro. I was because I knew I was broke. I was coming from
• 42:17
  Brooke family. Bro. So like you're so ignorant to it where you're just
• 42:21
  like, man, I'm just so happy to be running. But it's like
• 42:22
  you're like I don't love you, bro, like you know what I mean,
• 42:25
  Like you realize that and then you're just like you're just Cinderella. That
• 42:30
  was me with a pest control man, because I'd go to like really nice
• 42:31
  houses and shit, so you're just in these nice houses. No man,
• 42:37
  no, man, he's white. He's not gonna steal shot. Here's bro.
• 42:39
  No, he reported lost. Here's here's my code. I'll steal from
• 42:45
  like a fucking store or something like that. Like when I worked at Apple,
• 42:47
  I stole an iPod, but like I don't know, man, stealing
• 42:52
  from like somebody and something that they actually put as expensive though food. Like
• 42:55
  yeah, no, I stolen white people be going for some expensive ship brood.
• 43:00
  I used to work. I used to work. I used to clean
• 43:04
  up like Harper Cleaning, and this place called this play called go to the
• 43:08
  Casta and it's like the Beverly Hills of Orange County. I used to go
• 43:12
  clean these houses, and every once in a while I would just get this
• 43:15
  this like these the green Monster. I'm like, man, fuck these people.
• 43:20
  And I would be cleaning this this like this like kid my ages,
• 43:24
  uh fucking room. And I would see an Xbox game and I wouldn't even
• 43:29
  take the box. I just take the CD and then like you don't know
• 43:32
  what happened to it, you ain't gonna remember. I just take the CD
• 43:35
  dog and that was just wait to get home, like it's fifty box just
• 43:38
  like and dude. But those were like little things like that. And I
• 43:40
  see like a yo. I had a girlfriend at the time. That bitch
• 43:45
  got juice gatur fucking bag. I didn't pay for it. I just stole
• 43:47
  in. I was like, that's so that bit, you know. I
• 43:51
  had so many juice bags rowing with juice Gaur was like. And I took
• 43:54
  the uggier one. It was brown and pink, and I was like she's
• 43:57
  not gonna notice, Uggly Silence. I have the best stealing story from anybody
• 44:04
  of status of all time, and I'm gonna review that story only on Patreon
• 44:12
  because I think we're right about it. That mark right, Ray, we're
• 44:15
  about five minutes right before. So everybody who is watching on Twitch, just
• 44:21
  go ahead and paste that link Ray if you can, on that chat room
• 44:24
  of the Patreon, let them know right where they could go ahead and follow
• 44:28
  it. It doesn't matter or anybody in the chatroom. Just paste it on
• 44:30
  there and follow it, because that's where the remainder of the interview is gonna
• 44:34
  be going, and you're not gonna miss out. All you gotta do is
• 44:37
  join the Patreon, click the fucking link, log in, and you're gonna
• 44:43
  be in the chat room like you were back in the good old days,
• 44:45
  and you're gonna find out who I stole from. It's one to be Real's
• 44:49
  favorite people. I swear to god, one of them be Real's favorite basketball
• 44:52
  people on all times. I fucking stolen it with pride to this day.
• 44:58
  You're a chief scate piece of shit, no disrespect dog, but you're still
• 45:00
  a chief skate. Uh and uh yeah, I don't regret selling that fucking
• 45:06
  device that I took from your car after I fucking was in your car.
• 45:09
  But if you want to find out who I stole from and what I did,
• 45:14
  just hang tight and just joined the Patreon. It's just five dollars.
• 45:16
  And believe me, those shirts are gonna be fucking flying off the shelves because
• 45:22
  they're not gonna be produced anywhere else. So if you get them, where
• 45:25
  them to our next event. And aside from that, before we go on
• 45:30
  to Twitch, go to flavors Boyson dot com, High and Hungry Dot shop
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  High and Hungry TV. We're literally done with the season. We're celebrating these
• 45:37
  last couple of days. We're filming tomorrow. We're going to film in the
• 45:39
  weekend, and we're done, and then were and then after this season we
• 45:43
  let a marinated. We go on to film a pilot all right for like
• 45:45
  a legit fucking big you know. I mean, we're trying to compete in
• 45:49
  the big league, so we're trying to be on the Anthony Bourdaine type shit.
• 45:52
  So believe me, Ray and myself are working very hard on that and
• 45:54
  we're gonna be very proud of it when we get picked up but yeah,
• 45:59
  so everybody go to the Patreon take advantage of it. Um. Thank you
• 46:02
  so much to John Stitz for that show feature last week. Thank you so
• 46:07
  much everybody who tuned in yesterday. Don't forget to tune in for Ken Florence
• 46:10
  next week and Kristendo Cray on Saturday. This is gonna be the routine.
• 46:15
  You get a free hour, but we're gonna continue this on the fucking Patreon
• 46:20
  exclusively, and you will be hearing about who I stole from if you're debating
• 46:23
  on paying the thirty dollars one third dollar tier. I got the pins,
• 46:28
  tinfoil hat pins that are exclusive. I'm not you know, I'm still gonna
• 46:30
  make a shirt because I'm not happy with the pins. Like I know the
• 46:34
  pins are, but I know where you want to give them more. Yeah,
• 46:37
  but you know me, you know me, I always like like it's
• 46:40
  not it's not anything personal against you, Xavier, because you always feel like
• 46:44
  somehow like I'm always trying to like he's trying to make me look bad,
• 46:46
  Like I'm like, no, I'm just trying to add on to it with
• 46:50
  the bells and whistles, bitch like hey, like if anything, if Xavier
• 46:53
  is sponsored that month's gift. I'm just gonna slam dunk on it and just
• 46:58
  throw a little bit on top and we're both look good. You got still
• 47:00
  sist. So we'll see you guys for fucking five bucks. We well,
• 47:06
  we do twelve episodes a week. Oh and we could and we're all and
• 47:07
  we could all do naws on the fucking uh on the Patreon. So there
• 47:13
  you go. The drunk stoner is already ready for it. Ray, are
• 47:15
  we ready to make that switch? All right? Count it down? Ray
• 47:20
  from three and there were three two? All right, there you go,
• 47:29
  don't Yeah, I got you. Come on, dog. We're on Patreon
• 47:31
  now, dude, anything goes anything. Yeah, we're on Patreon. Exa
• 47:35
  is like fagging. Here's the cocaine rickle lines up from me and Bill.
• 47:39
  I think we could get away with it. You saw, you saw how
• 47:44
  happy I looked. I was like, you think we get away with it?
• 47:46
  How many views do you think we could get? Dude? Why would
• 47:50
  we do it? When we have that table? Look at that table with
• 47:53
  a look at this reaction. That was so amazing, that table, that
• 48:01
  glassy montana. And you know who gave us that. You know who gave
• 48:05
  us that table step we all look like crackheads with the black eye. We're
• 48:09
  like, y'all coquerrying on that table. This is a bitch rockets like,
• 48:15
  y'all retard math. Y'all ever, no fucking right, why do the math?
• 48:21
  Yeah, I'll spend it for you, don't worry you. Look at
• 48:23
  my hands, Look at my arms. I spend all day. He's like,
• 48:28
  I fucking stripped wire for American conditioners. This is copper. It's the
• 48:32
  good stuff. Who is your copper? Are we all? Just you?
• 48:38
  Two? Though? All right? So welcome everybody that's coming in here.
• 48:43
  All right? Hell yeah? What is it? Sami passle semi paso?
• 48:47
  You like that song xavig Do I think it's I've been so I've been dog
• 48:52
  making. No, you know what's crazy. I finally got into the quote
• 48:58
  Uncoe, curious, cool, bloom and all that shit. It's an eggar
• 49:02
  thing and you were trying to avoid it. They're dope. There's a reason.
• 49:06
  There's the whole I wasn't trying to avoid it, but but I was
• 49:08
  listening to it. I was like, all right, I was like,
• 49:10
  I'm not flipping keys, but you know podcast, you know what I mean?
• 49:15
  I was like, you know what I mean, I'm over here.
• 49:16
  I was like, those are packs. I get that. I was like,
• 49:20
  yeah, you know what I mean, Like I can relate to this
• 49:22
  a little bit more. You know, they're all a little bit choptos and
• 49:25
  they're all a little bit and I ain't gonna lie I hate like not that
• 49:30
  I hated, no, but I was. I wasn't trying to give it
• 49:35
  to the hype. But after listening to a few of their heads, I'm
• 49:37
  like, like, like, brother, they're fucking that. You don't like
• 49:45
  them? I like it. You wouldn't take would I got like, you
• 49:47
  wouldn't take them, you wouldn't take chili to a concert? Bump it,
• 49:52
  let me hear it. That's yeah. We can play the semake th hold
• 50:00
  on, dude, that because that's the if I was doing coke, that's
• 50:04
  what I would be doing, like playing that song every time before we start.
• 50:08
  Bro And you know what I'm talking about, right, you don't have
• 50:14
  those songs that just made you want to do songs like made you want to
• 50:16
  do drugs first, I can hold on. I know, but here it
• 50:24
  is, here, it is I found it? Which one? All right?
• 50:31
  This is the one I've been I've been on this one. It's that
• 50:35
  one though. I've been working with this just so heavy. You can do
• 50:38
  it on top my wrong one, wrong, hold on, hold on it.
• 50:46
  This is the one dog I've been fucking Morio Combalo. First of all,
• 50:53
  wall whatever it is that Rio Combalo. That song sounds like that song
• 50:59
  sounds like a Nazi Semquito. I put him like a Saturday. I hate
• 51:08
  corridos because that's always what the neighbors been playing way too loud. He was
• 51:10
  like, shut up, Like I want to say, look at draw.
• 51:15
  They're flying it, they're already drilling and shit, like hey, but that
• 51:19
  just sounds just like fucking debauchery when that fool's like because the song context of
• 51:22
  it's like it went away and the other was part of the cars is like
• 51:27
  what went away? The fucking sleep. So it's like Samquito and Pinchguito and
• 51:32
  Pin two. Yeah, he's like Cameo, which is like, go to
• 51:38
  a concert like this. They totally enjoy it. But like, okay,
• 51:42
  so Exam in the morning, I'm pick Examer said that's not okay. I
• 51:46
  know that's not but I've been working with it with the other ship that I've
• 51:49
  been posted up, but it was like, you know the other food that
• 51:54
  He was like, right, those women know what what do you mean all
• 52:02
  about Mexican fucking algorithms? Be showing him to me? Dude, pandoors wild
• 52:07
  right now? You still listen to Pandora? No? I was like,
• 52:10
  wait, what you don't know that other one? Michael Stempel? We uh,
• 52:16
  like, how do you not know this shit? You don't listen to
• 52:21
  kind? What is it the food that insulted kind of? What is his
• 52:24
  listening? Not Noil or whatever his name is. Yeah, how do you
• 52:30
  know I didn't listen to radio. I listened a lot of podcasts. Well,
• 52:34
  how do you think I know about fucking fucking World War two? Yeah,
• 52:39
  but that's just pinned fucking over twice. Bro at the stop, yeah,
• 52:45
  looking at like by crazy people looking at be crazy. I'm like playing
• 52:49
  it at like I'm at the gym, list just bumping Joe Rogan loudest shit
• 52:52
  like trunk cradling. He's just talking about like it's elchmy good for you people
• 52:58
  fight or like listening to j Pariko, I'm just like, fucking whatever,
• 53:01
  I can't believe you don't be listening to this, like, especially you being
• 53:06
  I've been sorry. My girlfriend was probably shocked and she's like you're She's like,
• 53:09
  she looked at me like you back the death. But I like this
• 53:14
  song that sounds about the fat poo. Yeah, but it's just I just
• 53:16
  don't know, Like I just don't know these fools. I'm just too big,
• 53:20
  like dude when I was in high school. Yeah, but this is
• 53:22
  popping. When I was in high school, bro, I knew every little
• 53:25
  day I was online wire all day. I can't see that. I just
• 53:30
  don't have time to like. There's just so much, so much news.
• 53:32
  I don't got time for culture. You don't it, don't look at it
• 53:36
  all right, let's let's listen to it. Listen to it. He gotta
• 53:38
  like. I ain't gonna lie. It's different. And I never liked this
• 53:40
  ship. But from trying to even saying like, does Rocky right here know
• 53:45
  about come on and Jaber know about what you know about country? I do
• 53:49
  actually from Texas. I can't help but I like but I like country too
• 53:55
  though. You're just mad because this song is about per I can't relate talk.
• 54:04
  That's why y'all mad about pissed this song's about it gold though. Huh,
• 54:08
  it's just because I'm in gold though. No, Like you can't believe
• 54:13
  that I like country. That doesn't disguss me, but it pisses me off
• 54:19
  that you're not cultured to other fucking Latino music. But you're over here your
• 54:23
  your f keep sweatsticks, I'm going to eat and I can name me three
• 54:29
  DJs or Toby Keith sticks. I'm sorry, not keep sweat. I'm sorry
• 54:32
  you name me diro dead mouse say it doesn't matter. I don't, I'm
• 54:38
  not. I don't go. He saying he didn't care about like the music
• 54:42
  is about to buy, it's about to buy it. He doesn't care about
• 54:45
  this. Anybody want to invite me to one of these fucking correl concerts,
• 54:47
  I'll go. I'll take some good ass coke too, but I out of
• 54:51
  it. Enjoy me if you like, literally, if you can get me
• 54:53
  access to that food says, buy something that flock I'm no, that's a
• 55:01
  flock right there, because here you know your muscular. He's a flocco.
• 55:05
  He's not worth it. You know, flocko and skinny, you're a muscular
• 55:09
  you know I'm a flocco. No, he's flock on. What's flocco mean?
• 55:13
  Why? Skinny? Skinny skinny? I'm skinny. No, no,
• 55:15
  no, your muscular. Yeah, he gave me a bunch of I forgot
• 55:22
  we could do. No, it's freely fuck the stupid under the table,
• 55:25
  That's what I'm talking about. Hey man, fuck this but my mom.
• 55:31
  No, y'all were still minding your manners. I want to hear it now.
• 55:36
  All right, it sounds like pretty like it sounds weird like bro,
• 55:42
  it sounds like ride right older than this the nickel nick No, a little
• 55:51
  more knock out pool girls here, failt fool, I have to. I'm
• 55:58
  gonna sample that. I'm gonna flip that. Come on, this shit makes
• 56:01
  me want to do coke and I don't even know these foods. I don't
• 56:07
  know. Yes, that's what it is. Hold on, hold on,
• 56:08
  pause that shit. Say it again, dog, You could be fan of
• 56:14
  some somebody else's or somebody or something else's energy. Don't ever forget that shit.
• 56:19
  Don't ever be too ashamed to admit that, because at the end of
• 56:22
  the day, that's what fucking funds how the world moves, you know,
• 56:25
  how aunt's fun to like one, Queen Anne, that's religion for everybody the
• 56:29
  Queen Anne. No matter if you fucking kill chickens like I do, or
• 56:31
  if you fucking praise Jesus Christ, or you want to go ahead and be
• 56:36
  the righteous Gemstones, it doesn't matter. There's a head to the fucking to
• 56:39
  the chain. So all I'm saying, man, it's just you know what
• 56:43
  I'm saying. If it sounds good, it makes you feel good, you
• 56:45
  get attracted to the energy, then fucking go for it. Bro, you
• 56:49
  know what I mean, as long as it ain't hurt anybody else, But
• 56:50
  because that might help you a longer journey, to help you discover yourself and
• 56:53
  what really makes you happiness, because what makes you really happy? Because I
• 56:57
  ain't gonna lie, it took me a while for me to really be comfortable
• 57:00
  what made me happy without trying to worry about, Oh what if I'm gonna
• 57:02
  offend this food or like this, And I'm like, man, fuck you
• 57:06
  foods, And if you're offended, fuck you faggots. Man. No disrespect
• 57:08
  to any of the great, no disrespect to any of the great homosexual people
• 57:13
  out there, like my brother. But I'm just saying, like the foods
• 57:15
  that I call fagots like Exaviel out of like like friendly, you know,
• 57:19
  offensively, you're that friendly friend friendly, friendly, respectfully at least at least
• 57:27
  at least on Patreon. I can explain myself though, And I love that,
• 57:30
  Bro, that's the reason, like Patreon, you want to go ahead
• 57:31
  and sponsor an episode here nothing I'm saying you would. We'll clear it up
• 57:36
  a bit. But right here, go to though, right now, bro,
• 57:40
  like, but yeah you don't like those, go to those. I
• 57:44
  do. But I just you know when these bruises are from from the censors,
• 57:49
  you know, the censorships? Right here? This is this one right
• 57:52
  here is from YouTube from kicking this out? What about that one over there?
• 57:57
  Was that from YouTube fucking supertrators see a little twitching you. That's great.
• 58:05
  But I was about to drink from a sealed can. That's great.
• 58:13
  I haven't had this much fun while. Yeah, this is great. Need
• 58:17
  I needed this rocks on the screen. He's like, you hear that,
• 58:22
  wife, You're safe tonight. She's not paying for the Patreon she don't know.
• 58:29
  Yeah, He's like, you know why that's on my account? I
• 58:32
  didn't think about that. What Usually sometimes I don't say because I'm like,
• 58:36
  man, what am I bitching my listen, they ain't gonna pay five bucks
• 58:37
  to listen to my ass my girl? Dare they? Dude? Already hold
• 58:42
  on my girl? Dude. I was like, she didn't even hide her
• 58:45
  name with no way creative. It's just the first and last name. I
• 58:49
  was like, oh, last name, she thinking of jingle. But I'll
• 58:53
  tell you what it's like. The margins like right here. But you know
• 58:57
  what, bro, It's like at the end of the day. Bro,
• 58:59
  it's like, my girl knows what kind of animals she's like getting married with,
• 59:02
  you know what I mean? Or getting like you know, I haven't
• 59:05
  even proposed and all we're here getting married already. What do you think I'm
• 59:07
  not gonna marry after how long? Ten years? Okay, then thank you,
• 59:15
  yeah, proposed to, Congratulations to pop it up. We wish you
• 59:21
  nucky but the best and happiness and honestly, bro, shit, that's dope
• 59:25
  keeping those kind of traditions alive, bro, because some people are so scared
• 59:30
  to really like admit that they that they kind of like that this is a
• 59:35
  part of the human experience. I'm not saying everybody is gonna be fortunate enough
• 59:39
  to have a partner but if you're so fortunate enough, you shouldn't feel ashamed
• 59:45
  about it, or you shouldn't Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't feel ashamed about
• 59:50
  like having her being in a relationship. And it's like, bro, he
• 59:52
  sounds like like hella dep after her so Puerto Rican? Wrong? Where's where's
• 1:00:01
  my Fannie pack? But yeah, don't ever feel a shame bro, because
• 1:00:06
  like, at the end of the day, bro, the only people they're
• 1:00:07
  gonna make you feel ashamed of, like anything like that, or people in
• 1:00:09
  this under the table like I'm sucking the clowns. Bro. Like just like
• 1:00:14
  like if anyone's wondering why I keep going to the table, I was gonbout
• 1:00:16
  to bring that up after my point? Are you gonna record it? Are
• 1:00:22
  you gonna record the proposal and post on Instagram and like all that mine?
• 1:00:27
  Yeah, yours. I can see you doing that. I can see you
• 1:00:32
  doing that, you and your girl in the background at a Dodgers game.
• 1:00:37
  You like, fucking bo, we don't smunk the same proposal, then here'll
• 1:00:40
  be a real proposal, you know what I mean, a Dodger game like
• 1:00:43
  Adam Sandler and anger management. I can see you doing it. If I
• 1:00:46
  could pull something crazy. I'm like that, I would where where it's to
• 1:00:51
  the point where it's to the point where it's like to the point where even
• 1:00:53
  where we get organizations that where it's like, yo, bro, the mascot
• 1:00:58
  punched Xgar yours and I punched him back, yea, like he's he's on
• 1:01:01
  what if? What if? Roch Hill bro like do it? When I
• 1:01:07
  was like, I was like, damn rock. I thought this was as
• 1:01:08
  white as it kids on. This was like I forgot marrish. There's a
• 1:01:15
  real kind of scenario. Gotta get one. I'm losing my mind hardly.
• 1:01:19
  I haven't done one of these is like twenty thirteen. Bro, last time
• 1:01:22
  I did these with at a party, someone was stealing a horse from this
• 1:01:24
  place and go Lead checked this out. We were out, we were at
• 1:01:30
  it. I like, got your girlfriends sharing about tree and she's like,
• 1:01:31
  yeah, y'all. I was or Leader. We were out at a party
• 1:01:36
  and this fool's trying to steal a horse and I'm like sitting here and hitting
• 1:01:38
  a balloon. And I tried to stop the fool because like the homies from
• 1:01:43
  the neighborhood, I was like, no, no, no, I don't
• 1:01:45
  feel a homies horse and like because the home horse and he lives in a
• 1:01:49
  leader now and we ended up beating this, I mean allegedly and never mind,
• 1:01:54
  we gotta try to steal a horse, this asshole that let's remember,
• 1:01:59
  some asshole try to steal a horse. Is that a real crime, stealing
• 1:02:01
  a horse? Horse stuff? Yeah, he almost died like it was a
• 1:02:05
  wild West in that bitch because I'm telling you, you don't do that shit
• 1:02:07
  in the valley. You don't do that anywhere. You don't steal a horse,
• 1:02:12
  pets especially. Yeah about well, I was gonna say any anywhere that's
• 1:02:15
  just Southwest, like yeah, you know too. Yeah, when we see
• 1:02:21
  the wild West, that's worst far. Yeah. Yeah, well I'm a
• 1:02:23
  bad ass now people. No, hell no, we are not Eastern.
• 1:02:30
  You Texans are Eastern to be best food like I've had recently, Like it
• 1:02:39
  was in Texas when I had Blue Belt ice cream, I lost my mind.
• 1:02:43
  Oh yeah, Blue Belts till I've been to everywhere in Texas. But
• 1:02:52
  I was saying when I went on that trip, I've been everywhere in Texas.
• 1:02:55
  I've been calling wild West everywhere. Yeah, I just you know,
• 1:03:00
  um be noon it so long that I'm surprised. You know, there's so
• 1:03:04
  much content out there there these days. I'm appreciative, Thank you everybody who
• 1:03:07
  loves me. She's like Jesus Christ, how many more states? So I
• 1:03:12
  need to go to the ones I don't want to go to. Yeah,
• 1:03:15
  North Carolina, Oklahoma, Kentucky, wild wild West. I just I've just
• 1:03:23
  been saying that roll into the wild wild West. Yep, that's exactly right.
• 1:03:30
  I can't even strike. Yeah there is. He Bill's like, my
• 1:03:43
  dad made up some black hookers to that wid Yeah, He's like, my
• 1:03:51
  eggs ain't Patty beats some black hookers to that West. You gotta hit the
• 1:03:58
  balloon like halfway a goo wold wall West. Yeah you do. You don't
• 1:04:01
  think like did you ever hit them? Did you ever hit the helium tank
• 1:04:04
  when you were a kid. Yeah? I remember that was like my first
• 1:04:08
  NAS And then I was like this shit don't get me hind. Then when
• 1:04:10
  I just covered nose, I was like, hello, Berber. It was
• 1:04:14
  with a cousin who reminds me a lot of you. Shout out Anthony bro
• 1:04:18
  here, dude, I keep hitting this table. Was his name, Nathan.
• 1:04:21
  It was asking for it going over here. That's what I'm trying to
• 1:04:25
  go away. I got wide knees. That's what it is, like,
• 1:04:28
  like, I'm weird shape, my knees are a little awkward. My knees
• 1:04:31
  do their own things. Uh yeah, my cousin Anthony reminds me. And
• 1:04:35
  you hit you talked to hello like this the opposite of the way you talk
• 1:04:40
  like this, Like it's so funny. I've always I always wanted to,
• 1:04:44
  Like you remember Richie Ballance when he died, the one fool that got shadowed
• 1:04:47
  by him? Lead Bob Phillips, No, big, big Bober. That's
• 1:04:53
  like what I do. It was like, hello, Berber, have you
• 1:04:58
  ever done helium? And bro? Do you ever hit? Like? What
• 1:05:04
  do you do? You ever hit a pipe at the same time as this?
• 1:05:09
  Like what kind of pipe? Dry pipe, crack pipe, pipee whatever?
• 1:05:15
  Pipe? I never was a pipe smoker when it comes to weed pipes.
• 1:05:23
  Yeah, he's all he's all dying. He's like, you know,
• 1:05:26
  he's over here, was likest hey, turn that shit out. Somebody had
• 1:05:31
  cocaine and didn't share. Heyeh you it's at your house. Yeah this look
• 1:05:41
  he's talking about. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I have the
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  stack from when l starting two thousand and five. You keep your okay,
• 1:05:50
  okay timeout timeout, timemout timeout. If anybody would like to have a wow,
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  if anybody would like to have a vintage a vintage? Is it this
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  Cocus from ninety two? You know, and we and we fucking chomped this
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  shit off. Fine this if we make over five k money again, maybe
• 1:06:24
  that's something. Do it again? Do it like this Cocus from when LAFC
• 1:06:30
  one versus fucking so and the game was two three and this looks like LAFC
• 1:06:35
  climb. Man, it looks like they were doing this at the game.
• 1:06:40
  He's gonna tide it up real time because you have that stack. Damn it,
• 1:06:46
  damn damn. And that's when his lady gets hit ban from Patreon.
• 1:07:00
  Go to Steptelles's desk, Go to Stepton's desk, sets so sets. It's
• 1:07:06
  only me and drunken Stoner Mayo May twenty one, May twenty fifth, everybody
• 1:07:13
  Humes Los Angeles. Let's go tell him exactly what's going down to Extreme Rolls
• 1:07:16
  Battle out Why it's the name of the fucking title, Extreme Roast Battle,
• 1:07:20
  Extreme Roast Battle. You know why we call it Extreme Roast Battle because everything
• 1:07:24
  you know about roast battles not tough enough. We want everybody to roast each
• 1:07:29
  other. Then we want them to fight each other. That's what we got
• 1:07:31
  going on May twenty fifth. Comedians, real comedians, telling jokes and then
• 1:07:35
  beating the shit out of each other. We got all kinds of people.
• 1:07:39
  We got my buddy Max Goldman, we got lu Kane, we got Rat
• 1:07:44
  Dick Ralph, we got all kinds of people. Brian Rubio, Yeah,
• 1:07:46
  you know how we do it. Lunatics out here beating the shit out of
• 1:07:50
  each other, telling jokes you couldn't even think of. They don't ever like
• 1:07:55
  each other, they don't even like the Is that really gonna it's the real
• 1:07:59
  fight not I'm down to commentate like this book is like you on doing.
• 1:08:01
  And I was like, I don't want to. I don't want to pipe
• 1:08:02
  fight, like I don't want to these fools each other. It's like me
• 1:08:10
  to come back her and no, he has like ten packs. Wait,
• 1:08:14
  I'm promoting something. Don't fucking let my girlfriend finish. Fuck you. Yeah,
• 1:08:18
  that's who that's who I got. Like, that's where I got the
• 1:08:20
  black guy from. I told you guys. When he gets mad, I
• 1:08:24
  get hit. I hit myself just so he wouldn't be Yeah, tell did
• 1:08:28
  you see how mad he got when he popped his own balloon? What do
• 1:08:30
  he happens when I popped the balloon? Oh? No, black guys,
• 1:08:33
  just like just I got the extreme roll spattle. Someone's getting a fucking black
• 1:08:36
  guy. Fucked those fools, not somebody, everybody. If you don't come
• 1:08:42
  down, you're getting one too. These comedians are coming from you. That's
• 1:08:45
  how fucking mad. And it's at a sash show. Not only are you
• 1:08:47
  gonna wash the show, you can buy some premium fucking fire so you're going
• 1:08:53
  to sleeping on it. And by the way, top tier patrons, if
• 1:08:56
  you're in La, hit me up. I'll put you on my guest list.
• 1:08:59
  Let's get it passed. Ten dollars tickets buy him now on a vent
• 1:09:02
  bright hit them no baby, he gets at the door show twenty five dollars
• 1:09:08
  ring side. That's right, you can get one of these comedians to kick
• 1:09:11
  you in the face only twenty five bucks. Uh No, twenty five dollars.
• 1:09:15
  You get ringside seas, you got drinks, got all every everything you
• 1:09:18
  need to come to have a good fight night. There's gonna there's gonna be
• 1:09:23
  a ring. Don't think we're making these bulls fight like like on the street.
• 1:09:26
  Like, if there's a ring, it's gonna be I'm gonna be commentating.
• 1:09:30
  I'm gonna like I'm Joe Rogan, like I already don't. Yeah,
• 1:09:33
  but that's that's what's going down. Yeah, now you can fill up your
• 1:09:36
  balloons. Ow. Yeah, I from my shit. I'm out of helium.
• 1:09:44
  Golly, mister, don't be real. Hey, by the way,
• 1:09:51
  be Real hates that song. Dude, Real, be Real hates this fucking
• 1:09:59
  song. Money. Tell the fucking team, bro, Like if we all
• 1:10:02
  just for a birthday, I want to just like have an orchestra, And
• 1:10:06
  he just drives in and yeah, if we ever make it to five thousand
• 1:10:14
  dollars a month, I'll use that money to fucking do it. Bro.
• 1:10:17
  To get us kicked out of the studio. I think, like, we
• 1:10:23
  have money, let's go give it away somewhere else. But we gotta do
• 1:10:27
  what tomorrow we gotta do. We gotta we gotta orchestrate it. Don't like
• 1:10:30
  we get like a like a like the temptationous type of band. We get
• 1:10:34
  a suit and as soon as he steps foot into the building like like like
• 1:10:39
  I don't conduct it, and now you think you don't get and I don't
• 1:10:42
  con don't you know that time as soon as then you can keep going.
• 1:10:46
  And I'm just saying talking wise, I'm saying, like the moment that he's
• 1:10:50
  like he opens the door and he pulls it and you see that it awe,
• 1:10:54
  it's him like you got the band. We're all dressed like it.
• 1:11:00
  We're all like be real and when I when I went up, you know
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  how I can get He's onto the show, the tanks all that at the
• 1:11:08
  show. Oh shit, Well it depends what day it is. I Thursday
• 1:11:14
  Thursday. I don't know it. No, Thursday twenty seven, it's like
• 1:11:17
  two two weeks from now, twenty five six Thursday Thursday. You're going maybe
• 1:11:30
  keep going because the tanks cloud it's not I might because I have a funeral
• 1:11:32
  the next day, so I might just be able to just ease the block
• 1:11:35
  away. Literally it's like a half like it's closed. I don't know that's
• 1:11:39
  to be determined, but fuck you, he's going. But Randow be real
• 1:11:43
  for no random reason, thinking he's on will be there. He may not.
• 1:11:45
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  little puff get somebody punchs g and I'll show No, I'm just playing.
• 1:11:54
  Please don't punch jacksd I need a close Yeah, I don't punch me.
• 1:11:58
  That'd be pretty wild, bro, damn it. Fuck yeah, Rock get
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  rock and Rock got Rock gives it again. Rock gave that real. Like
• 1:12:09
  if I was your wife, dude, and I heard that fuck, I
• 1:12:12
  would be like, oh shit, I'm getting hit. No, Na,
• 1:12:16
  it's not everybody. That's why he has this punch on his face. That's
• 1:12:21
  the real reason. But Lissa hit me sound playing Nah, I love you
• 1:12:26
  baby, Just don't hit me when I get home. Is this whole episode
• 1:12:29
  about guessing Hill hit us? Because we should just tell them it was to
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  be real? Hey, but for real, though, I don't know how
• 1:12:40
  old is he like right now, Like he's probably like in his mid fifties,
• 1:12:42
  so when he gets sixty, he's mid fifties. You don't know exactly.
• 1:12:47
  You don't know your dad's a for real You don't he's like round here,
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  fifty feet you know. You don't believe wikipedia, No, I don't
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  because I know what do I know? My dad's really? What do you
• 1:12:59
  think, Okay, so I'm not gonna say my dad's real age, but
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  I know my dad's real away to tell me what I well, we compete
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  to tell me it's fake. You're telling me. I'm looking up right now.
• 1:13:06
  I'm looking up because I don't know your real is infinite. You can
• 1:13:10
  blink once or twice. If you can blink once or twice, if I'm
• 1:13:13
  lying, he's on blake once or twice, has no age? Give mean
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• 1:13:17
  He's like, why do you cry? What is Love's real? White?
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  Quite on the set. I only heard this set from George. I've
• 1:13:29
  never been on a set, but quite on the set. Quite on the
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  set, wine the set. I'm never bel on set? Is that what
• 1:13:36
  you say right right? Older? In the card Qwie set is be real?
• 1:13:42
  Fifty two ages? Is Google lying to us? You can blink win
• 1:13:45
  blink twice if you dad's fifty two. I wouldn't have guessed that in a
• 1:13:49
  million times. He looks way younger than that, Like, yeah, d
• 1:13:53
  all I'm saying is that kid is to be real? He looks way young
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  aut like fifty nine. All I know my daddy's young He yeah, I
• 1:14:05
  was. I know my daddy had got a young age. You got a
• 1:14:09
  young age. You had at a young age. That's why you still have
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  a black guy as he could still hit hard, like if my dad was
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  Robert the Hero. So I don't know if I could get it and get
• 1:14:16
  a black guy like this. I know your nineties kid. Were you born
• 1:14:19
  in the nineties or eighty nine? Three hours before in nineteen ninety geez yeah,
• 1:14:26
  yeah, baby, he lives the New Year's baby. That's awesome,
• 1:14:30
  dude. I think that. I like whenever when if I ever had a
• 1:14:33
  cocaine problem, I would have gone to my parents. This is your fault,
• 1:14:36
  not three hours agool. I was in the eighties. I always gotta
• 1:14:41
  do cocaine on my birthday. Snow Year's mom, all right, her fault,
• 1:14:45
  let's do let's let's stop. Let's stop it during the elephant of the
• 1:14:48
  room. But let's let's talk about and give him what the fun they I
• 1:14:51
  promised him. I told him that I was gonna talk about what I stole,
• 1:14:57
  who steal from? All right? Get let's let's get some silence for
• 1:15:00
  this. Hold on? All right? Good? All right? So when
• 1:15:08
  I was still working my last year of my degree in college. I was
• 1:15:12
  still working college sponsored degree program with the UCLA Rearden Scholars programs, so it
• 1:15:19
  was like Rearden Scholars program. All due respect to the Rearden Scholars. It's
• 1:15:25
  kind of like the rich people's like friends. It's kind of like, hey,
• 1:15:29
  like we know who fresh prints friends are off, but like we want
• 1:15:33
  to know who like the sub friends are. So that's what this would kind
• 1:15:36
  of like serve as you know what I mean? So, um, you
• 1:15:40
  know what I mean, Like, damn it, that's my train of thought.
• 1:15:43
  Damn makes everybody get in the room. Me bro when you sound like
• 1:15:47
  like my ex girlfriends, it's always my fault. Everything's my fault at that
• 1:15:50
  points. So we used to work Vallet Parking and then like I got that
• 1:15:59
  job because my friend I used to work at the Forum and when it Bertie
• 1:16:02
  opened up when it was called the Chase Forum at uh Inglewood. So I
• 1:16:08
  got that job at UCLA parking rich people's cars, which is I know it
• 1:16:12
  was rich people's cars because I parked Kareem Abdul Jabbar's car because they're not ma
• 1:16:16
  Honda's and Hanna Civics and a cord. Let me finish, bitch, Yeah,
• 1:16:20
  I can tell you in car your parking silence. Let me finish.
• 1:16:25
  I was the saying party. I like how he don't thinks he's the fucking
• 1:16:29
  guy from three hundred. I parked. I parked fucking Kareem abdul Jabbar's car.
• 1:16:32
  I parked Floyd Mayweather's car. I parked bitch ass Phil Jackson's car,
• 1:16:38
  and I parked What is it? Uh? Like? There was like a
• 1:16:41
  couple of other famous people. I don't give a shit about. But the
• 1:16:45
  reason I said bitch ass Phil Jackson's fucking car. Oh that Oh that's so.
• 1:16:55
  We all used to line up every time there was somebody of status quo.
• 1:17:00
  They came up to the fucking UCLA then because they would go drafting,
• 1:17:02
  so they would be very common. Like Floyd Mayweather would tip me one hundred
• 1:17:06
  dollars every time I would go drive his Lamborghini, his black Lamborghini to the
• 1:17:11
  front. I would do that because like I would never make the clutch shut
• 1:17:14
  off. I knew how to drive that shit. I used to sell cars
• 1:17:16
  for five years in a row. I you know, I mean, it's
• 1:17:18
  like you just kind of learned how to drive these kind of cars. Bro,
• 1:17:23
  in general, you can't fuck it up. You can't burn the clutch
• 1:17:25
  out. So it's like like they would trust me with that ship, so
• 1:17:29
  at the moment I would give him his car and give me one hundred bucks
• 1:17:30
  guaranteed, and then make everybody else line up tip me an extra hundred on
• 1:17:33
  top of that. Bro. One time, fucking Phil Jackson pulls ucking man
• 1:17:42
  just showed up to fucking finish the arrest of that story, Phil Jackson,
• 1:17:46
  Phil Racks. Look, Floyd Mayweather never gave me a problem, Kareem abdual
• 1:17:54
  Jabbar never gave him a problem. But what is it like, Armado Jabbarn
• 1:18:00
  never gave me a problem. Nobody else gave me a fucking problem. Dog.
• 1:18:05
  Phil Jackson pulls up with what I thought was an excursion. It was
• 1:18:13
  not a regular forward. It was one of these Excel undercover forwards that were
• 1:18:19
  just like five or ten made exclusively right and me I'm round up next.
• 1:18:27
  I'm like, like, you know, they look at me already there,
• 1:18:31
  like like the managers like that looks like an expensive car. Edgary which is
• 1:18:35
  my real name, or you know, you know in my head I heard
• 1:18:39
  he's on you go park this because this is over one hundred thousand dollars vehicle.
• 1:18:44
  How you doing, mister Phil Jackson. I'm gonna park this right in
• 1:18:46
  the front with you. Phil Jackson goes, nah, I want to park
• 1:18:51
  it all the way in the back. And then I'm like you sure.
• 1:18:55
  I'm like, this is like farther than how it is, right, know
• 1:19:00
  what I mean. So I'm like, all right, cool. So I
• 1:19:00
  parked his car and I go and he sees me hustle back and forth.
• 1:19:04
  First incident, come back, game's over. Go give him his car.
• 1:19:11
  The manager has me pull his car out, Like, oh, you get
• 1:19:15
  him his car. It's appropriate for like, I don't know, rich people
• 1:19:16
  or whatever it is for them to have the same valad person, So leave
• 1:19:19
  a trust. I don't know what the fuck the ethics is. I'm not
• 1:19:21
  rich, So like, yeah, so I let it. I'm the person
• 1:19:28
  to deliver his car back, and I'm like, here you go. Mister
• 1:19:30
  Phil Jackson doesn't tip me at all, right, this is the first time,
• 1:19:34
  first time, and I'm like, maybe he was in a hurry.
• 1:19:39
  I know, Kobe made him that money, you know what I mean.
• 1:19:41
  I was like yeah, And then I was like I'm in my head.
• 1:19:44
  I was like, before I even got to contemplating the Kobe thought, I
• 1:19:47
  was like, I know what, George didn't make you that money, my
• 1:19:50
  nigga, Like you know, I'm just saying like like, hold the fuck
• 1:19:56
  up, my dude, like you you can't tip me ten dollars? Like
• 1:20:00
  nothing? Yeah? Like, so I let it go. I tell everybody
• 1:20:05
  else. And then I was like, oh no, wonder y'all let me
• 1:20:08
  get it. And then I was like, oh no, I'm gonna let
• 1:20:11
  chalk. I'm gonna show y'all hard can make him tip me? Right,
• 1:20:15
  This is my confidence. Second time he comes around, they all know to
• 1:20:18
  expect Phil Jackson is him coming around, same truck? Oh hell no,
• 1:20:24
  I got this. I'm gonna make him tip me. I go through the
• 1:20:27
  same thing again. Hey, how are you doing, mister Phil Jackson?
• 1:20:30
  What's up? Let me go ahead? And parking car or I wanted parked
• 1:20:32
  in the back. I don't know what the I never figured out to this
• 1:20:35
  day what the issue was with him parking this ship all the way in the
• 1:20:40
  back. Never understood that shit, It's okay, I'm glad. I So
• 1:20:50
  I never understood what his issue was with with me parking in the back.
• 1:20:57
  Second time I get to have his car come back deliver it, I give
• 1:21:02
  it to him and I'm like, no tip. I'm just saying, but
• 1:21:09
  but I'm like, no tip. And I'm like I go back and I'm
• 1:21:11
  mad. The second time frustrated and he's everybody that's in my job. It's
• 1:21:15
  like we told you through Jackson's the chiefs KA, this isn't that. The
• 1:21:19
  third time around he comes around, I'm like I already know. I didn't
• 1:21:24
  even want to line up, even though I was the only one that can
• 1:21:27
  move his luxury Forward Excursion Excel Lee extension truck that was stick shift, so
• 1:21:38
  I know how to move this. He gives me this ship and he's kind
• 1:21:42
  of like a jerk when I get the car right like, I'm like,
• 1:21:45
  hey, how are you doing, Phail? This isn't that. And he
• 1:21:47
  does one of this where he tosses me the keys. He's like, keys
• 1:21:49
  are right there, and it's like, you know, I was just like
• 1:21:51
  whatever, bro, And in my head I already had done my research on
• 1:21:56
  Phil. You know he has a hooker I know he has a hooker problem.
• 1:22:00
  Where'd you find this out? DMZ? I thought he was gonna say
• 1:22:05
  something insider, cup, you real told me like, I can't even tell
• 1:22:09
  you dolls, Why would a big girl check it out? Dog? I
• 1:22:15
  just saw you were you were kind of knew. I kind of knew about
• 1:22:17
  this every other time, every and every other So every other time, every
• 1:22:25
  other time he had been there, he was there with his son and his
• 1:22:30
  wife. That one time. This time I caught him lacking. He was
• 1:22:32
  by himself. So the first thing I look at to the side when I
• 1:22:39
  was like, oh, I'll take your car and you're by yourself, or
• 1:22:41
  I caught you slipping, I'm gonna ramsack your car. My mentality was like,
• 1:22:45
  I'm gonna ramsacker car. White people gotta look at like or like rich
• 1:22:49
  people gotta look at like one hundred dollar bill. I was just stash it
• 1:22:53
  in my glove compartment. I don't care how one hundred dollars bills not gonna
• 1:22:55
  excite me as much. You're looking at it like your girlfriend when she does
• 1:22:59
  your Yeah, that's like this dumb ass. I'm not gonna tell him about
• 1:23:04
  this twenty three pants my three hundred dollars. Yeah, but so rocks like
• 1:23:15
  Disneyland pets, so look food. So I'm over here, like I'm like,
• 1:23:19
  I walk into the car and it's like at luxury Forward and I'm looking
• 1:23:25
  to the side. I see three cell phones on the side. As soon
• 1:23:28
  as he left the car, I'm like, this was fucking hookers, Like
• 1:23:31
  for sure these phones, because every other time there was not that many phones.
• 1:23:35
  Oh what do I do? Dog? When I'm parking his car,
• 1:23:39
  I fucking literally I start grabbing all the change as much as I can write.
• 1:23:44
  He's always really, he's always really gonna hurta all gonna about that change?
• 1:23:49
  Good tonight you tucked the corner from nineteen seventy eight. Hold on,
• 1:23:54
  hold on, hold on. So I'm like, but then I'm like,
• 1:23:56
  this ain't gonna hurt feel very much like how you thought about it. So
• 1:23:59
  I'm like, open up his fucking three fucking jars for the Vikings prescriptions food
• 1:24:05
  like back to back, same shit, like literally filled up to the top.
• 1:24:09
  I took one of them, put him in my pocket literally full of
• 1:24:12
  like good Vikings, bro like good Vikings literally like legit. And there was
• 1:24:15
  two other ones, two other ones. There was like three gift cards from
• 1:24:19
  like some other basketball shit he had been and I didn't want to dig into
• 1:24:23
  everything else. And then I looked through the side of the car and I
• 1:24:26
  see the three cell phones, and I'm like, fuck, bro, these
• 1:24:30
  has gotta be the ship that he cheats on his wife, you know what
• 1:24:32
  I mean? Like, like, there's no way in hell why you know
• 1:24:34
  you have three cellphones and you came here by yourself, but I parked your
• 1:24:38
  car when you've been here with your wife. You don't have these three cellphones,
• 1:24:40
  bitch, and they're all off. What the fuck's up? So I
• 1:24:43
  stole one, trying to extort them with it, like I first was at
• 1:24:47
  your first thought, like you're gonna keep it? I turned it on,
• 1:24:50
  y'all. He called TMZ and you know that guy with the hooker problem that
• 1:24:55
  I saw on TV? Why I got his phone? I want to know
• 1:24:58
  how you want to know how writer you want to know? Do you want
• 1:25:01
  to know how right I was about this situation. I turned it on and
• 1:25:08
  it didn't have a fingerprint, So this is how you know it was a
• 1:25:11
  burner phone. There was no password. First thing I looked for, find
• 1:25:15
  Kobe's number. Kobe's numbers, and that fucking dog it's an iPhone, And
• 1:25:19
  I'm like, I think it says Kobe Bryant. New Like, I'm like,
• 1:25:26
  this has gotta be Kobe Bryant's new number, right, so you think
• 1:25:29
  it was like the main number, like the no, this is his burner.
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  He was talking to Kobe so much that he needed to have him on
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  his burner phones. Like for sure the number the ship said Kobe Bryant and
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  in parentheses, new, bro, this is from Phil Jackson's car. I'm
• 1:25:45
  just wondering if it's the number that he used to call his daughters when the
• 1:25:47
  helicopter was going down my back. My bad, I'm just making alright,
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  God the fuck out of here. Bro. Let me don't ruin my story.
• 1:26:02
  Bro. So so look food. So I turned so I still Phil
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  Jackson's phone. I put it in my pocket. I go and take it
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  to my broadcast car, which is my nineteen ninety eight four tourists. I
• 1:26:17
  go put it with the spare tires at on my lunch break. I go
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  put it up, thinking that in case he reports it right away, I
• 1:26:25
  go give him his car. Nothing happens. I'm like, h get away
• 1:26:29
  with it. I tell one of my co workers about it. Hey,
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  guess what I did. And then he's like what like, you stole the
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  tips you kept on hundred dollar tips. I was like, batter than that,
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  I'm not. I stole Phil Jackson's phone and then he was like,
• 1:26:44
  now you're joking. I was like, let's see who his contacts are.
• 1:26:45
  So I turned the shirt on and I was like and then he was like,
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  like, he gotta have a password. I'm like, I was like,
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  well, if he doesn't, we're in. They didn't have a password.
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  Burner, prepaid fucking iPhone, fucking log in, start get through it.
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  There was like management and all this ship and the first thing out like
• 1:27:01
  I was like, it can't be Filson if it don't say Kobe Kobe Bryant
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  and four fucking cap letters, Bro Kobe Bryant's bread this he's new. And
• 1:27:10
  then I'm just like, man, I like, I don't even care about
• 1:27:13
  basketball, but I love it over dog and I just remember, like I
• 1:27:23
  was just like, makes me feel really good. It's all right. Why
• 1:27:26
  can you can he lived in the valley stupid? Can you guys explain to
• 1:27:29
  me how a fucking area code makes you? Guys feel so fucking happy?
• 1:27:32
  Like, can you live in the same area born in Painter Ever City?
• 1:27:35
  We ain't got ship else, bro, And we I say, we're being
• 1:27:40
  eyes a lot of the time. We're like, you know, so we're
• 1:27:43
  right there, give about the ninth. So like I look at it and
• 1:27:46
  I'm like, I'm trying to log into it. And then after a while,
• 1:27:49
  like I go two or three days with like trying to write down numbers
• 1:27:54
  and addresses without trying to get it. And after the third day it goes.
• 1:27:58
  The iPhone gets locked. I mean like reported in stolen, so everything
• 1:28:01
  gets lucked. I didn't have access to it, it's like I or whatever.
• 1:28:04
  So once I had that, I sold it to my local pun shop.
• 1:28:08
  I got like fucking seventy dollars. But I kept a few of the
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  addresses on there or whatever, like the one everybody no because they already had
• 1:28:17
  reported to stolen, so it was already black screen. Yeah. So like
• 1:28:23
  I had three days looking around and I'm like, I know, I don't
• 1:28:26
  know where that journal was at, but I know I wrote down Kobe's old
• 1:28:29
  phone number. If I'm not mistaken in that journal, I have to look
• 1:28:32
  through it for a couple of my storage units, like where I have some
• 1:28:36
  of my fucking ship. But I know it's one of those things. Man,
• 1:28:42
  I don't know. Yeah, I over here. I was like even
• 1:28:46
  in the afterlife, Sorry Kobe, but I could have called the dog you
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  know what I'm saying. Called that number now be picked up and it said
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  full I'm hanging out with Tupac boys like I got you and not Tupac hold
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  on two back ones to talk to you and then two pockets on the phone.
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  They'd be kind of sick if you died like your when I was youring,
• 1:29:19
  me and Mama had yeah, bro, like dun mom. Yeah,
• 1:29:31
  that's so fucked up because it's so meaningful too. But like but like I
• 1:29:35
  go, I cried to that song you like that you ain't never had no
• 1:29:40
  mama problems if you ain't that credit song that song When I hear that,
• 1:29:43
  bro, it's cool when I'm joing, me and Mama had problems, and
• 1:29:46
  I was like, I'll be like fucking tupuck like like straight up bro to
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  me. That song it's just like Dancing with the Devil by moral technique.
• 1:29:59
  I heard it one want to hear somebody's getting yo. It's that ship plus
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  somebody giddy Rave the sad song, just like I don't know you just like
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  song mother Stories, just like no Way different mothers, just also like the
• 1:30:20
  song You'll never Know. By moral technique, what I mean is like I've
• 1:30:24
  heard it. It's sad. I don't need to hear it again. I
• 1:30:26
  don't bump it on the way home. It's the one time here like cool.
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  I hear you. Yeah, like three days ago, I was like,
• 1:30:33
  its Mother's Day. I know it was. You see I bumped tears
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  in Heaven by Eric Clapton on the Regular. Why I don't know that.
• 1:30:45
  I feel like I feel like you. I feel like I feel like before
• 1:30:48
  that you would be more likely to bump. I want to break free that.
• 1:30:55
  It reminds me that commercial every time I want to go into Carnival Cruise
• 1:30:58
  now or whatever. That's all you hear here is a crew virgins. Jingles
• 1:31:05
  are cool like people get down like I didn't know. I didn't know jingle
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  people were like like Charlie Sheen in the show Two and a half Men,
• 1:31:14
  I know that was a real job making jingles. When Chili when chili whatever,
• 1:31:18
  Hey, when she got a jingle? I want to hear this jingle.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, everybody do a jingle, be a bit jingle. I wasn't
• 1:31:31
  I wasn't. You said it. I thought it. I was gonna say,
• 1:31:35
  like, I wasn't gonna say, like a jingle, but I was
• 1:31:39
  gonna say. It's like when Chili. Obviously, you know, she has
• 1:31:42
  every right till morning and obviously whenever she's done with her family, stuff a
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  pe to her dad and she's done to do like a graphic, you know,
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  but I'll do it. Spake alright, pe to your dad. We
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  show Arthur. Hey watch, I want the full time to play, to
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  learn and watch it and say and sing along with teach. You got to
• 1:32:09
  listen to your heart, Listen to the rhythm, Listen to the beach.
• 1:32:13
  Listen, come on, Examer, watch the peb How dare you fucking is
• 1:32:18
  sold me? Nobody watch Arthur? Fuck y'all, bro watch the haters,
• 1:32:23
  Bro Bro Arthur. In the first one, I remember, I'm fucking gonna
• 1:32:29
  get my Arthur Fitch right now, beach, Like damn man, Arthur's cool,
• 1:32:32
  but like you, you will let you will let your childhood. Yeah,
• 1:32:39
  Bro, I'm not yeah, hey, but do it sucks her pas
• 1:32:45
  my fucking age and everything else? Like yah, it's scary, bro.
• 1:32:48
  Fuck you see like my childhood, believe it or not, was soccer,
• 1:32:54
  like when I come here and I talk to people, but like you got
• 1:32:56
  a black like me, broy, it was a day brown thus Sunday soccer
• 1:33:02
  players getting hurtpies too, dude. Yeah, you got to listen to your
• 1:33:09
  heart. Listen. Did you see you remember Arthur that was on here last
• 1:33:13
  year? My homie the comedian are fucking hate you? How dare you not
• 1:33:15
  have love for Arthur? Bro, I'm so pissed. It's cool, but
• 1:33:18
  I'm gonna go down there and get another beer. Bro, He's a cool
• 1:33:21
  guy. It's mad. I'm gonna go home and talk to my canapy Like
• 1:33:25
  you don't know what animals he's an ant eater, bitch, I know.
• 1:33:30
  Do you know what I'm so mad? You know? Mc vardy of Animal
• 1:33:34
  Rock. Punch him, dude, I can't reach dude, punch him.
• 1:33:41
  If you renew your vows on you also get he also gets man when I
• 1:33:45
  call When I call it pokemon's, don't you ever call it? My dad
• 1:33:49
  used to do that just to piss me off. I sort of got examined
• 1:33:53
  the Pokemon. If you ever if you ever fucking get legal paperwork and you
• 1:33:57
  ever get allowed to such a great country that is Japan, and I'm gonna
• 1:34:00
  make sure I helped to contribute to your trip. But you're gonna enjoy to
• 1:34:03
  the full extent did Japan has to offer is that's gonna get mad at me.
• 1:34:06
  But look, weird threat, bro, this is not this. He's
• 1:34:10
  gonna know what the full extent of Japan's did has to offer? Right pocket,
• 1:34:14
  that was a better threat. This is not popular opinion, but liked
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  gonna be like we were all. Jam was first, Jaman. Jaman was
• 1:34:23
  way better. Did Jamon was way better than he did Jamond? Did y'all
• 1:34:28
  know that anything we say? Did you know? Didjamond was first? But
• 1:34:31
  Pokemon got to the States first? But you're what stage States teammate? Did
• 1:34:39
  you know much? Did you? Yeah? Did? Jamon was full dude?
• 1:34:44
  I thought that Jamal was superdu What I'm saying is that when you're done
• 1:34:46
  with me taking you to Japan, how did you come back? You come
• 1:34:51
  back to LA You're gonna be like we werollary. You don't want to go
• 1:34:57
  to Japan is for the toilet. We won't shut the yeah, toilet.
• 1:35:01
  And do you put some respect on those toilets? Yeah, those toilets will
• 1:35:04
  fucking make sure you don't have cancer on your ball sack to Americatown. Yes,
• 1:35:10
  and what is it real? Yes? It is. Everybody has the
• 1:35:14
  customs that you're like, oh, this is very roode of you. Like
• 1:35:20
  we're like, like, you know how like women like like Asian women are
• 1:35:25
  very naturally welcoming, like that fucking video I posted up. It's like,
• 1:35:28
  yeah, like it's the complete opposite. People are very welcome. It's like,
• 1:35:30
  what do you want an asshole in this show? Yeah? Like Americatown
• 1:35:34
  is very like Guyle Is from Street Fighter. They're like, hey, what's
• 1:35:40
  up Sonic Boom? You just getting Sonic Boom in Japan. It's compared to
• 1:35:47
  the we Robbary. Hey, we ro Ray is like, hello, fucking
• 1:35:53
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  It's like if Kim John, if Kim John or to come to the fucking
• 1:36:09
  LA and he were to be escorted by fucking Dennis Robin and be like,
• 1:36:13
  Yo, my nigga, he's the hold home first one. Let me play
• 1:36:15
  the scenario. Book. He's a dictator. Let me play the scenario,
• 1:36:21
  my nigga, dictator run. He's a dictator. Side. There's no way
• 1:36:27
  he's gonna They're gonna let him go to an a the fucking Lakers game.
• 1:36:33
  You get people get to suck dig freely in this country. They're gonna get
• 1:36:39
  up. They're gonna have a problem with Kim John Un Yeah, come,
• 1:36:42
  oh no, no, America America has changed, bro, all right,
• 1:36:45
  America has changed. All right. Let me tell you when Trump becomes president,
• 1:36:49
  Jim Kamon might have a chance to go to Laker Jim Koon whatever that
• 1:36:54
  Trump. I'll tell you right now, Trump is the only president that I
• 1:36:57
  would be happy to meet. If I had to be one, I would
• 1:37:00
  be bj McDonald. If he looked at me and he was like, I
• 1:37:05
  see that you got a little high and hungry. Listen, you know you
• 1:37:11
  get high. I got I got you a little quarter pounder double double meat
• 1:37:17
  for you because I know how you roll. Called, I mean called.
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  He was like kissing, but no, no, that he was like but
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  I know you didn't get vaccinated like a patriot? Are you? Are you
• 1:37:29
  taking me away? Oh? Are you taking of course? But we're punching
• 1:37:31
  you. When he finds out you take the shot? Can I go?
• 1:37:33
  Can I be part of that that? Can I be part of the high
• 1:37:36
  When he finds out that we're all American bloody, we get to put you.
• 1:37:40
  We're gonna we're gonna be like Forrest Gump. You guys come in,
• 1:37:44
  We're gonna gonna give me. You gotta give me thirty minutes to make him
• 1:37:48
  my friend. If you don't think Trump's gonna mean, listen, you gotta
• 1:37:51
  give me. Trump's gonna be like spin him, spin him. Listen,
• 1:37:54
  you gotta hit him thirty minutes, maybe that friend, and then in thirty
• 1:37:57
  if the thirty minutes or up, you tell that fall he's the league?
• 1:38:00
  Are we keeping him? Or is he going? You gotta give me forty
• 1:38:03
  minutes to make him laugh a little bit. Regardless of what happened, you'd
• 1:38:06
  walk out of there with a conspiracy theory for your next show. And when
• 1:38:11
  it don't fund me after I can't import, it's gonna be wid Mexico.
• 1:38:15
  What about what about it? In the middle of this, He's like,
• 1:38:17
  they're spinning, spinning, spinning, is like, excuse me, stop this
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  stopped? Excuse me? Are you willing to stop for the sake of our
• 1:38:29
  nation? Do you love La that much? Yeah? Yeah, Bro,
• 1:38:36
  I'm just saying, Bro, I'm like, that would be quite the thing.
• 1:38:40
  I'm just saying it wouldn't be a bad thing because Rock, You're coming
• 1:38:42
  with us? Oh what to me? Trump? Yeah? Yeah, why
• 1:38:45
  not? Dude, I don't want you to go. I would take that's
• 1:38:50
  the forty five I would take you to say. I would take the same
• 1:38:54
  picture that I did with Mickey and him when I was like, you gotta
• 1:38:58
  put your heat on a little bit. Oh, I'm sure we're gonna be
• 1:39:09
  We're gonna be anti Fauci all around the nation. I love it. I
• 1:39:15
  love imitating his voice, dude, It's kind of great. I really do.
• 1:39:18
  I'm just wondering what Trump would think about Rocks. I don't love can
• 1:39:25
  you do? Can you do a Trump's voice on what Trump would think about
• 1:39:28
  Rock? Speech? Like you're that guy. I don't think you know,
• 1:39:32
  I think he loves me. Tell you something, Rock, you gotta start
• 1:39:35
  grabbing life. A bit bored by the pussy. You think that it's okay
• 1:39:43
  about equal speech, let me tell you something. You're highly mistaken. We
• 1:39:48
  fought hard for these men to be able to crab these women by the pussy.
• 1:39:54
  Therefore you shure it's an American grab him by the pussy. As you
• 1:40:00
  know, this child, this virus came from China. Oh, come on,
• 1:40:05
  dog, I shouldn't watch that much of his interview. Dude, it's
• 1:40:09
  just so fucked up. Dude. My family would probably be like, hey,
• 1:40:12
  dude, why do you like did you watch the Dude? My fucking
• 1:40:15
  whole family is like, why are you watching this? And I'm just like,
• 1:40:21
  that was great, I'm watching this thing. He was like, as
• 1:40:26
  you see, I don't get paid by China, Joe Biden does. I
• 1:40:32
  don't get paid for Russia. By Russia Joe Biden does. Yeah. Oh
• 1:40:39
  my god, dude, I can cook it, kid, Dude, only
• 1:40:41
  president, he doesn't get hit me up another fly me out, give me
• 1:40:44
  a fucking I do a comedy show in the White House. I really love
• 1:40:48
  to be the first comic and oh man, all of a sudden, I
• 1:40:53
  can't wait to all if you'd be the first coming in the wild house.
• 1:40:56
  Listen Bro, Trump doesn't like Chapelle doesn't mean Trump wouldn't like Truck doesn't like
• 1:41:00
  Chapelle unless Obama's gonna make a comeback and beete Michelle. He ain't coming back.
• 1:41:05
  When I'd be the first comic in the White House, is all I'm
• 1:41:08
  saying. I'm sure there's been a lot of coming that's cool, but I'd
• 1:41:10
  be the first Hispanic. And then I think George Lopez has been in the
• 1:41:14
  Whitehouse. You gotta let the first trust in the Batman costume. You'd be
• 1:41:17
  the first guy that loves Pokemon. I think, Bro. I'm just saying,
• 1:41:21
  Bro, if I go up there and then Trump is like, go
• 1:41:24
  ahead make fun of me, I want to know, Ivan, I want
• 1:41:28
  to know. Yeah, He's like, I want to know if you wouldn't
• 1:41:31
  be scared roast the president? No, no, no, no, I
• 1:41:38
  would I don't want. Yeah tell you how if Donald Trump back? If
• 1:41:44
  Donald Trump home? Go back home? Yeah departed? Believe funny, shoot
• 1:41:53
  funny, go back to that big what what? What? What advice?
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  Didienship? When? If? What if? He if? What if?
• 1:42:00
  He tells me I get a message? Is not going to start by Okay,
• 1:42:06
  I know, I know, but a voice message, voice message,
• 1:42:10
  it was like, Hi, this message is for I appeared to Edgar.
• 1:42:15
  You know what I mean? Like, you know you would say something like
• 1:42:15
  that. It's like Secret Service advised me to do a Spanish practicing show.
• 1:42:24
  If I succeed, I can grant you citizenship for your para calls X to
• 1:42:30
  the fag. Yeah, definitely let the president call me that. He's like,
• 1:42:38
  he's like, if I let that slide, dog, let that slide
• 1:42:43
  like he's like, if he if he tells me, he tells me if
• 1:42:47
  this is something you can do them that we don't smoke the same podcast,
• 1:42:53
  then you can contact my people and we can figure it out. You don't
• 1:42:58
  think I would do that for you? I don't know. Without a way
• 1:43:00
  to heart with that, I wouldn't even in a heartbeat. That's I would
• 1:43:03
  be like, I think you guys would be easy with buying. He's letting
• 1:43:06
  everybody pull up. It's just like every Latinos welcome in America right now.
• 1:43:12
  I would literally be like, well, Trump, the great thing about me
• 1:43:15
  about you doing this is that you can both call him a fagot. I
• 1:43:21
  would probably don't. You don't have an ultimatum. He's like look at ship.
• 1:43:27
  Trump said, I can get you in if I want to get you
• 1:43:29
  in. No, but not just in America, bitch. That's the best
• 1:43:32
  I've ever in America. It's not just the regular. That's not a regular
• 1:43:35
  club. That's like, but I can get you ultimatum. You'd be like,
• 1:43:42
  look, Doc, I'll let you in, but you gotta clean all
• 1:43:44
  the tips. I now, I gotta clean all the tips where we don't
• 1:43:48
  smoke the same. He's also gonna throw in even though this one's slider tips
• 1:43:53
  and I know this won't slide. But I know he might say, like,
• 1:43:57
  and you have to change your name on Instagram to X the fag And
• 1:44:02
  I know that in there. I know he's trying to throw that in there.
• 1:44:05
  And then at that point I'm getting deported because you can go fuck himself.
• 1:44:11
  But I know you have ultimatums. He ain't gonna do it on because
• 1:44:13
  he's on loves like, there's ultimatums. This is the easiest sound to get
• 1:44:16
  deported. This is this is the sounds like a being killed by come back.
• 1:44:26
  No, he's done have ultimatums. There's no way. This one's just
• 1:44:29
  giving me pause. You know, I gotta clean chips. I gotta roll
• 1:44:34
  his joints. Yeah, I get here thirty minutes before I Davier. By
• 1:44:39
  the way you're making this sound, I was like, my girlfriend still does
• 1:44:42
  a lot more than you, I would hope, So then I have one.
• 1:44:46
  Yeah, yeah, bro, music, that's the reason her brings sparkles
• 1:44:51
  more than the sparkle on this ship. You proposed all I'm saying. All
• 1:44:56
  I'm saying, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let's believe pa. Did she she
• 1:45:02
  might have earned it? Don't she pay for it? What all I'm saying
• 1:45:06
  is dust get ring for the proposal? No, but for real, though,
• 1:45:16
  did you go to the have you? Have you gone to start a
• 1:45:19
  look at rings? Look, Brook, I know what a ring and everything
• 1:45:24
  else that comes like. But like, at the end of the day,
• 1:45:26
  bro, like I live my life at a very like um free free free
• 1:45:32
  pace, kind of like momentum where it's like I've I've been able to learn
• 1:45:36
  from others and I've been able to exploit with others, and I've also been
• 1:45:41
  learned to, like you know what I mean, like just literally live life
• 1:45:45
  through others and you know what I mean, Like people have been able to
• 1:45:48
  evolve before me per se or get other life, hit other steps in life
• 1:45:55
  before me. But at the end of the day, like, I'm not
• 1:45:58
  one of those people, bro Like, I'm a different kind of animal.
• 1:46:00
  I like having fun, I like doing what I'm doing, you know what
• 1:46:04
  I mean. I'm still gonna be able to drop my kids off at school,
• 1:46:10
  don't get me wrong. But at the end of the day, bro
• 1:46:12
  Like, so mine in the newber No, Yeah, but don't tell mom,
• 1:46:16
  bitch ya. I'll give you this. I'll get the whole class.
• 1:46:18
  Donnuts if you don't tell mom. Yeah, but here's the exam. But
• 1:46:27
  you gotta have a license for that, all right, kind of have a
• 1:46:29
  license for that. So all I'm saying is that, like, I'm willing
• 1:46:33
  to do all this shit and and uh, you know, thinking everybody that
• 1:46:36
  has been able to be along for this ride, and we're gonna keep this
• 1:46:41
  going for you guys, And thank you to everybody who has exclusive subscribe,
• 1:46:45
  because you guys get to see certain parts of us that even though once we
• 1:46:49
  know whether we know or not the cameras are on, we still make it
• 1:46:53
  work for you guys. So that's the beauty of certain shit, whether it's
• 1:46:56
  behind the scenes or after the scenes you still make it happen. But thank
• 1:47:01
  you so much everybody for the support. What I'm saying, see what's going
• 1:47:05
  on in your mind? What's up? Nothing? Because it's about that time
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  for the closed up. What do you got to say? Nothing? Fifth
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  Pull Up May twenty fifth Thursday Humes, Los Angeles Extreme Roast Battle Leave you
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  want to see comedians beat the shit out of each other and tell jokes.
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  judge the fucking uh he's a roast. George Prest is gonna shoot somebody in,
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  bob that day as well, come pull up watch some Fox to comedians.
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  Okay, first of all, let me fix that up for you. If
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  find that there too. But if you're trying to smoke the same You're gonna
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  find a reasonable bud at a reasonable price, all right, fire there,
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  shut up, Xavier. All I'm saying is people no know what I'm saying.
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  You're gonna find reasonable, but every because there's some stupid assholes that are
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  gonna be like I wanted to be five dollars ree Xavier, Nick she said
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  they were black eyes. Yeah, I know, but some people will fucking
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  do that. So I'm just saying reasonable and you're gonna get quality. If
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  you want to smoke the same, goal ahead, bring twenty five dollars in
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  your pocket for free. Hell yeah. And if you guys want to have
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  a good time, stay for the fight, watch the boxing, all kinds
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  of people, vendors there will be there. Me and XG. We're gonna
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  have a table set up, so who knows what we'll have there for.
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  You could be anything, a fucking hat, could be something other than that,
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  apparently, but I don't know. It's gonna be wild, dude,
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  It's gonna be a great time. It's as la as it gets. Shout
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  out to Alpha, smoke La again, Shout out to Pops, Shout up
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  to everybody making this happy. Shout out to too high uh and shout out
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  to x ge for being one of the judges on this. And if hey,
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  if you guys have a good time here, he's gonna come back each
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  time. I promise you. He wants to see comedians hurt each other.
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  And if you're yeah, and if you're a comic and you're running to throw
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  it down and ye, hey, I'm like Vince mc man if he was
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  crossed with that like scientist from Robot Chicken, that's me. Then I can
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  tell him. Can you tell him how big that the heavyweight fight is?
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  Heat heavyweight fighters. If you guys watch my zmc my boy Brian Rubio,
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  shout out Brian. Then he's like five hundred pounds. He's fighting some dude
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  who's like two and throw it down on Hillard Bostle. Oh dude, they're
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  gonna be fucking each got an ambulance. Ralph has been sending fucking lude pictures
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  to this guy, Luke Kang. He's fighting now. They really want to
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  kill each other. He said he wants to fuck his sister. He said
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  he wants more than that. Yeah, he wants to put it in asshole.
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  Many you want to fuck someone up when they say that that was gonna
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  go down there, gonna rosse each other and then put bassoles there you go
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  time and if you guys want to see me egg all of this on,
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  I'll be there doing that the whole time, because that's what I do.
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  We're also gonna have the person who just won the Roast Battle belt, her
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  name is Kelsey Lane. And then the person who got it taken from them,
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  my buddy, uh Ian Warrener sorry, Evan Warner. Sh my buddy
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  Evan Warner who just got the belt taken from him recently. Uh So,
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  we got a lot of roast Battle legends. If you guys watched the comedy
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  start Roast Battle, but they want to be extream now. And so we're
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  here up and it's in downtown La, downtown La. So if you're in
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  La, hit us up downtown all the drunken Stoner I got all the info
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  or follow him. Look up Extreme Roast Battle on event Bright. Yeah,
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  like eggst and drunken Stoner said, we're gonna go ahead and continue it to
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  not gonna lie. I'm fucking pretty wasted as fun. This is how Vegas
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  not yes, it was no, it was not even closed. No,
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  follow the drunken stoner on Instagram, and uh, I have all these other
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  comedians I'm trying to put on. It's not just gonna be me annoying you
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  guys. I'm trying to put others. I want you guys to see all
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