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COLD CUTS: Keyzie News Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 2: Iky Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is five thirty eight. Hey, feel is the
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  Speaker 3: sign for this? What's on the news with me? Kuzy?
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  Speaker 3: That's right? What's on the news? Are we still doing this?
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  Speaker 2: Jay?
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  Speaker 3: Not at the start?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Not at the No? What Sorry? What he means is
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  Speaker 3: are we still doing this? Are we? That's just not
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  Speaker 3: how it came across. Yeah, what he's saying is but
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  Speaker 3: it was just the tone. Sorry, Yeah, I got my
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  Speaker 3: tone wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Are we still doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? That sounded worse.
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  Speaker 2: I did it?
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  Speaker 3: No? Sorry? Can I Yes? Are we still doing this?
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  Speaker 3: You guys do like I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought we kicked this to the kid?
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  Speaker 3: No he didn't. What do you mean I thought we
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  Speaker 3: kicked them to the gub. No we didn't. We're still
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  Speaker 3: doing it? I can though. Do you want me to
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  Speaker 3: Is it current? Well, of course it's current. It's what's
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  Speaker 3: in the news with me? Keesy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you give me a chance to read the
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  Speaker 4: article we'll get you might find that it's actually, like
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  Speaker 4: really interesting, It's super informative. All right, here we go, fellows.
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  Speaker 2: Scientists, Oh god, sounds like sounds like one of his
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  Speaker 2: stories he tells when he's with the ladies.
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  Speaker 3: One word fake news.
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  Speaker 4: It's not fake news, it's real. Scientists have discovered that hedgehogs.
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  Speaker 3: Who's what. Scientists is discovering headgehogs? No, will you let
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  Speaker 3: me finish the sentence? Many were They've been around for ages.
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  Speaker 3: This is a problem with the SEMs.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is getting a man who has been hedgehogs.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is before there was headhogs. Well, we don't
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  Speaker 3: know if hedgehogs pre date man. I mean, that's you know,
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  Speaker 3: how the hell we spoke?
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  Speaker 2: What did the scientists say?
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you let me finish it. Scientists have discovered
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  Speaker 4: that hedgehogs can hear ultrasonic sounds up to about eighty
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  Speaker 4: five killers.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're doing, far beyond.
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  Speaker 4: The human hearing limit of twenty killer herds. They've just
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  Speaker 4: found out that hedgehogs.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't do it. I don't know if you're talking.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sitting this up? You're sitting this up for
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  Speaker 3: a sonic the hedgehog gig? Oh my god, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I actually not LOGI, I actually wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: So they've discovered that basically, hdgeholes can hear four times
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  Speaker 4: higher register ultra.
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  Speaker 2: Hedgehogs don't have ears.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean they don't?
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  Speaker 2: Have you? Have you ever seen a hedgehog wandering around
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  Speaker 2: your backyard a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of flappers on it, looking at you and saying sorry,
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  Speaker 3: what was that?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't, because they're nocturnal and I'm not out
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  Speaker 4: the nighttime.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question in response to this news, keezy,
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  Speaker 3: what difference does that make to me one way or
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  Speaker 3: the other. Well, it's just interesting. It's just what was
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  Speaker 3: in the news. I don't care if I'm gonna hear
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  Speaker 3: my thoughts. Well it can't, I bloody.
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  Speaker 2: I hope for the hedgehogs sake, it can hear my
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  Speaker 2: thoughts right now.
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  Speaker 3: We're actually just reading here.
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  Speaker 4: Hedgehogs do heavy is they have specialized bones that efficiently
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  Speaker 4: transmit high frequency sound, similar to animals like bats. So
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  Speaker 4: the reason this is good is because in the UK
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  Speaker 4: hedgehogs are about to go extinct. They're really worried about them,
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  Speaker 4: and so they can put up things like ultrasonic fences
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  Speaker 4: almost that stop them from running onto roads and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you a specialized bone, Maggie. That was what
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  Speaker 3: was in the news with me Kezy fair back tomorrow. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 3: so good.
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  Speaker 3: Hoidi j that's not what it is, believe me. Okay, yeah, true, yeah, whatever. Man.
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  Speaker 3: It also says that this person thinks you're a handsome
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  Speaker 3: young feeler.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't say young, she said you're a very handsome.
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  Speaker 3: Man, handsome little fellow. Oh okay.
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  Speaker 4: A long time listener to the podcast as a Kiwi
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  Speaker 4: who lives in London. Backbone cheers and back visiting New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand with my partner and our son visiting for a
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  Speaker 4: couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Back in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: How do we divide our time fairly amongst visiting each
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  Speaker 4: other's families across the South Island? If you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean with you? Two weeks they're back in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: How do they divide their time fearly?
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  Speaker 3: Where do their families live? South Island? Are ones that
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  Speaker 3: have the cargo? Ones in Marlborough sounds? I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: am Blenham. What you could do?
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  Speaker 2: Just flag the family?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, well that's the whole purpose of coming back
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  Speaker 4: to New Zealand, wouldn't it be?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 3: They are two Kiwis living in London, Yes, with a child.
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  Speaker 3: Probably want to bring the child back? Just with my dad.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi's just yelling random stuff of Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's actually finally cracked. Actually, to be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you, he's finally cracked.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, get the families together in one area.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I would do, keysy man? What's that?
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  Speaker 3: I get them together in one area. The trick would
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  Speaker 3: be to go somewhere nice, somewhere that people like to
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  Speaker 3: go on a holiday. Get yourself a nice house there,
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  Speaker 3: not ear B and B because they're thieves, corrimandal, something
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  Speaker 3: on those lines. And then they can just come and
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  Speaker 3: stay with you, and you can decide on how much
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  Speaker 3: time they come and spend with you.
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  Speaker 4: South Islands. Make it easy for them. Maybe you do
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  Speaker 4: go like a knight, like Kaiitii or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. And people have got to
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  Speaker 3: work as well. But who are you coming home at
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  Speaker 3: this time a year and expecting everybody to just drop
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  Speaker 3: everything you spend time with you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you expecting when little Keyesy comes? It's pretty close? Now,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty close? I'm not having a kid.
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  Speaker 2: I can see there being a real tag of war
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  Speaker 2: with appearents.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, between my parents and my wife's parents.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think so a massive tag of war war.
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  Speaker 3: Why is it a tug of war? No, they know
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  Speaker 3: they get on great, it's a battle for custody. Well
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  Speaker 3: hang on, let's take a war and instead of a rope,
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  Speaker 3: they're holding on to the limbs of your baby, So
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  Speaker 3: hang on.
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  Speaker 4: So now I'm having a child and I've already got
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  Speaker 4: a custody battle.
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  Speaker 3: On my hands. It's not looking good. He sure you
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  Speaker 3: know what's park this yarn. I've just seen four little
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  Speaker 3: keysy getting He's the one caught up in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of all this. Poor fella. Oh it doesn't stand a chance. Yeah, look,
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  Speaker 3: I hope that. I hope that helps, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed Temple of the Dog there on the radio Hold
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  Speaker 2: Archy Big Show. There's Tuesday afternoon. The time is five
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  Speaker 2: thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: What's on then? Yeah, News with me Jeezy.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, fellas the new segment where I just sort
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  Speaker 4: of keep everyone a breast of what's happening in the world, important.
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  Speaker 3: Stories from across the globe. What's on the news with
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  Speaker 3: me from a year ago?
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  Speaker 4: No, that was one time. It wasn't from a year ago.
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  Speaker 4: The study was from a year ago. Jays, don't this
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  Speaker 4: is what you did yesterday. You just threw off my
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  Speaker 4: segment before I even had a chance to start. You're
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  Speaker 4: set him out to fail him in.
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  Speaker 3: This is already old news now banging on. I'm been
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  Speaker 3: trying it. Ah news today failers.
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  Speaker 2: Mogie from where?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? From where? What's your source?
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  Speaker 4: It's about five different articles here, Reuter's being one of them.
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  Speaker 3: It pronounced Rooters, is it sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Rout As being one of them, the Herald stuff, a
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  Speaker 4: few other sources as well.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, is that all good for you? Man? I didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to bloody, just get.
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  Speaker 4: Saucers and then God get a Fellers? What started doing?
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  Speaker 4: What's on the dinner with me?
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  Speaker 3: Keesy? Just then by accident? All credibility here?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, right here we go. People think they know who
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  Speaker 4: Banks he is. Us today people think they have figured
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  Speaker 4: out who Banks he is. They've identified him as a
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  Speaker 4: chap named Robin Gunningham.
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  Speaker 3: The reason is in the year two thousand.
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  Speaker 4: N I believe he was in New York for fashion week,
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  Speaker 4: he spotted a Mark Jacob's billboard, this feller right up
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  Speaker 4: on one of the buildings. He then broke into the
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  Speaker 4: building or found his way in there, got up to
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  Speaker 4: the top and vandalized it and changed the mouth to
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  Speaker 4: have like goofy teeth, and he got arrested for it.
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  Speaker 4: He there's like a photo taken with his name and etcetera, etcetera.
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  Speaker 3: And then someone's.
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  Speaker 4: Figured out by going through old files it's the same guy,
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  Speaker 4: and they've cross referenced his travel history and stuff, and
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  Speaker 4: he has been in certain locations at the same time
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  Speaker 4: as banks The artworks have appeared this guy, but he
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  Speaker 4: since changed his name and his lawyer, Banksy's lawyers are like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: can we keep this guy anonymous, like, you know, it's
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  Speaker 4: important for his safety and freedom expression, etcetera.
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  Speaker 3: Why does he have.
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  Speaker 2: To change his name when he goes by Banksy?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not his name, it's like a tag.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know that's so, But why is he
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  Speaker 2: changing his name because people only know him as Banksy?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think he changed his name because he was
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  Speaker 4: arrested and people were onto him with his former name
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  Speaker 4: this what was it, Robin? You know, it was Robin
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  Speaker 4: gunning him. So he changed his name from that because
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  Speaker 4: he was worried that people would figure you know, right,
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  Speaker 4: But there's no still no confirmations that it's definitely him.
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  Speaker 3: And then what happened, Well, I don't know. It's not
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  Speaker 3: a story. This is news. It's not like a bedtime story.
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  Speaker 3: I thought there must be more to it, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 3: there would be something to it.
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  Speaker 2: Conclusion or something. So there's a guy and he may
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  Speaker 2: have changed his name according to.
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  Speaker 3: Some people, twenty five years ago. So this is what
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  Speaker 3: we're talking about with this old news. This isn't old news.
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  Speaker 3: It's important. It's important stuff and interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I've known who Banks he is for thirty years? Does
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  Speaker 2: anyone care?
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  Speaker 3: Since you were nine years Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, look, why don't you give me a guideline of
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  Speaker 4: what kind of news you guys are interested in?
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  Speaker 3: This is your segment, mate, Well, there's my segment.
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  Speaker 4: But I just feel like I'm constantly under delivering, even
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  Speaker 4: though I think it's really interesting, especially yesterday with the hedgehogs.
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  Speaker 3: Old Banks, Hey Eh, what the wold?
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