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S4:Ep. 11 Sex in Silk City · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nails,
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Juicy Hanny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
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And remember, the whole team got a win.
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Hey guys, It's juicy. There's Jay.
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What was in the background? Hanny Luke.
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OK, you know that R&B voice hold?
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On now that's my regular voice. Don't you doing too much?
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The quiet storm voice. It was right.
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OK. That came out of nowhere out,
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which don't threw me off, Sir. Bring you sexy.
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Bitch. Margie look on the Hennessy
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right now. Yeah.
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All right, back to the back to the programming we want to
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welcome. Let me see.
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Let me get her intro. Let me get her intro proper.
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Get her right. Where give me the.
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We got, let me see, we got pole Mama, pole jersey was
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established in 1/11/22. Congrats.
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Thank you. One of the, I think the one of
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the CEOs of forbidden treasure. Cove Yes, the sex toy company.
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There you go. Yeah, I like it.
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Everybody likes it. Your fantasy godmother.
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Yes, I am the fantasy godmother because what you get in person
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and what you get behind those doors is a totally different
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person. When Godmother got mother.
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Godmother. OK, All right.
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Let me see. She also put that kind of.
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Made me sound like a cougar though, like godmother.
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Hey, that's what you put right there.
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Maybe you're a cougar in training.
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Don't ask me misses. Don't ask me.
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Do I like designer? No, because I like designer
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polls. Yes, I like X polls.
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There you go, Miss Chocolate, Welcome to the show.
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So Miss Chocolate? Don't call me Miss Chocolate
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Well. What are you going to call?
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You just call me chocolate. I'm sorry, your chocolate kind
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of put like 10 years on my age. So you said chocolate if you're
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nasty. You have a God, woman ain't.
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That old. Take that out, then take that
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out your bio dance. Word.
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It's old all. Right, so it's chocolate.
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How did you get in this pole dancing and how long have you
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been doing it? Yo, honestly, I woke up one day
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and was bored as hell with like, just not being, like, active
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physically. So I'm like, yo, what's
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something I could do? And my mom was like pole
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dancing, so I found one. It was like, oh, this shit in my
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town. It's easy.
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Went over there, tried it, realized I was actually stronger
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than I thought I was. But you sitting at town with
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what town? Paterson, NJ.
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Damn. Welcome to the States.
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Welcome to the States. You know that.
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That's a whole different country out there.
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What you mean that's a whole different country out there?
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I mean. Exactly, exactly.
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You said I mean and. Had No.
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I mean, but you know what? You're right.
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I mean, yo, honestly, my town may got the reputation and got
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in other places, but it's really I it's out there when you really
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know people and you really just just not mind your business.
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That's it. That's anywhere.
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Like do your thing, stay in your lane, congratulate and don't
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hate and just do your thing. Wait.
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What do you call Patterson? What's the nickname for
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Patterson? I mean.
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Silk City. That wasn't I mean by the
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technical term. Newark is Brick City there.
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Silk City. Where'd that come from though?
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Because we produce silk back in the day.
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I know that. It's only used to be exquisite.
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What the fuck? Happened.
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I don't know, our mayor. Anyway, yeah, so I got into the
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pole dancing. Fell in love with it.
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Both the pole I never fell, let me not, but I never fell.
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And it was just like something that.
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It just felt empowering. So it was like, fucking I'm
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gonna be a pole dancer. Nice.
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So if you want P Valley, what would your name be?
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Hey, chocolate, that's a brand. And.
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What song you dancing so? Hey, yo, don't judge me, right?
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And not big judge me. Look, you know that girl?
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What's her name? Big Lex from Jocelyn.
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Yeah, I love her little song like freaky dancer.
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I hear her music. Yeah, I've never heard.
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I just heard this one song and I just feel like big Lex song is
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like embodies the like stripper P Valley life.
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It was like, yeah, you're not. Gonna represent no Fetty Wap.
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You can represent what? You mean?
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What's your name for Patterson? I mean, yeah, Fetty, but I mean
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shout out to Fetty with this. Come on now.
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Nah, I'm saying like that's my man's, but shout out to Freddy.
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Right before we attend. They didn't ask me about Freddy,
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though. Y'all asked me.
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About I thought you going to sing.
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I thought you going to come out to what are them songs?
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To no, I mean, look, hear me out.
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You must want to, you must want to come out to.
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What's the name, What the? How that should go, what we were
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singing earlier. Freddy, Yo.
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Honestly, Sexy red. I'm out of town.
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Finish a sentence. I'm out of town, dog.
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And whip my round. No, I hate that song yo.
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I just feel like, I don't know. I hate that song yo.
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Because wild light skinned girls singing are all y'all dookie
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hoes brown. It's a good question.
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I put in the pole. Like, so I just feel like, no, I
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don't like it. We.
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Got a pole? We got a pole.
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That one, Luke. What color is?
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Your dookie What color is your booty hole?
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If you sing this song, what color is your like?
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Do you have to be booty hole brown or can light skinned girls
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sing it? Can a Spanish girl sing it?
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What about the bitches that bleach they asshole?
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You Can't Sing that song no more.
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Damn, I'm out of town fucking on my rounds.
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My pussy pink. My booty hole Bleach, I guess.
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I guess if I don't know. But no, I can't.
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I can't. I don't have no Fetty song that
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no, I don't have no Fetty song that I could like really be
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like, Oh yeah, I'm a pulling Pee Valley.
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I mean, girl, you're so damn fine though.
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No. No, really.
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No hit it from behind though. My coochie pink.
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But what is this rainbow? Some shit.
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I ain't gonna hold you. That song came to my bed.
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My hope that song came to my head and the first thing I
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thought to myself was like, damn, that is my shit though,
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But Nah, I can't. It don't work like that.
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I need like a stripper song. Like I can I get to them here
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forgot. About that, I forgot about that.
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Oh. Daddy, we should come out today.
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It's enough. Yeah.
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Not the yams, though, and I love Candy and Joe.
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Hold on, skip, What's your sign? I'm a Virgo.
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Say it again. What's your sign?
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I'm a Virgo. Say that shit one more time.
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What's your? Sign.
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I'm a big Virgo. There we go.
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Oh, your Virgo. Oh yeah.
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You feel it? Yeah, I feel it.
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You and me must have. I feel it.
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Now tell us about the Tell us about the company.
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Look, right when I was like 12 and I know y'all remember it,
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'cause I ain't gonna tell my age, but I know y'all remember
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it. Y'all remember HBO when it was
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channel 29 of? Course.
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Yeah, I remember real sex Boom. I came across real sex on some
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12 year old not even being a fast kid.
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Like no flipping the channel and the first thing that came on
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this fucking screen said sex. The sex injury is a billion
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dollar business and I felt like, damn, I need a piece of that.
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But I'm 12, you know, so I'm in school now.
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I'm like 14 and like, what do you want me to grow up?
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I'm like, yo, the biggest sex toy tycoon ever.
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Oh, in school. In freshman year, God damn.
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And everybody looked at me like, what?
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And it was like, judge me how you want to, But it was like,
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it's a billion dollars. That mean I could tap into this
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lane and you could tap in and you could tap in and you could
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tap in, but I could still get a piece of the billion true.
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So it wasn't that big deal for me.
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So then turn 18. I told my mother.
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She like, yo, what you mean you got a sex toy business?
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I'm like, I'm just telling you it's gonna be a bunch of Dicks
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delivered here. And I'm just telling you, like,
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this is what I'm doing and that's what I'm gonna do.
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She's like, I, you know, I'm gonna support you.
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Da, da. And it came and it took off and
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it was just like, I mean it was older people that did it in my
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town. But if I felt like I nobody in
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my era is trying to do because everybody's so scared of being
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judged. So it was like, hi cool.
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Like, I don't want to give sex symbol, but I embody my sexiness
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when I want to. So it was like, OK, cool, I'm
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gonna sell this sex without having to sell sex for real.
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Damn. That works out.
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You know, turn it positive or negative into a positive for me
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all. Right.
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So we see that you be in a gym. Is it to help you, a pole game
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or are you out there hanging from shower rods that last?
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I would look. That last video you post, I
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think today he was on hanging on.
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He was hanging on one of them. She's doing some pull ups.
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I had strong. You want to know what I want to
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deem myself at some point? The pull up, Princess.
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Really. Yeah, I feel like a girl that
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could do pull ups is so strong. Well, tell him how much.
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Tell him how much you do, how much reps on.
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I mean, right now I'm still in the like beginning phases, but
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with a red band like a like, I'm pretty easy.
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I moved up a band so I could do 10 tell.
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Everybody where you go at, yeah. So it's like, I feel like, but
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because it's to help my pole game, but at the same time I
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want to transition into Lyra Hoops.
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So it was like, all right, you got to be on the hoop the whole
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time. So I do pull ups.
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I don't want to just be a pool dancer.
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I want to be like an aerialist mastermind, like.
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God damn, you gonna be a ring. Yo, honestly.
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First of all, I'm gonna. Let it go.
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Wait, what are you talking about?
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What story? I know I forgot What?
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I don't have the story. But what is rain though the
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Strip? Club in Patterson.
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Oh, the one on Belmont. You know, I've never been in
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there. Is that 46?
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I'm not, I'm not sure exactly. What motor vehicle?
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I will say any like movie. When I was there.
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It's one of the best ones in Jersey right now.
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Oh. I never been here.
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I know what y'all talking about. I got a few girls that danced
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there. But now you don't think so.
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Look. I never been there.
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You think it's one of the best ones in Jersey, right?
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Right now all. Right.
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I agree when I think about it, saying best ones in jersey that
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we've been to. See, I'm not a strip club like,
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yeah. Extravagant.
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That New York? Oh, we're not either.
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Let's put that out there on record.
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We're not. Yeah.
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Some guy named like he's quiet strip club veteran.
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Has so and my because you're quiet.
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I'm quiet, but I'm just. What's your song?
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What? Do you think?
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I don't know, throwing out there, you might be a Capricorn,
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no? Close Sagittarius.
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Oh yeah, that's my rising, OK? And I really don't trust.
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You grand, wise and queen. Oh damn.
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Grand. Wise.
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Grand Rising Queens, I thought. It was going.
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There. I don't even like that.
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I hate when people say that to me, like just say good morning
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if that's what you normally say. No, yeah, I don't mass text
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grand wise in Queens. So how important is it to pee
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after sex? Very important.
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My pH always got to stay on plank girls be out here like,
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like, yo, honestly, I hate when girls like just ignore things
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that throw off your pH balance. Like it's like, bro, you know
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they'd be smelling that right? It's like I don't understand how
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it's like, all right, cool. You may in a learning phase as a
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teenager you may not know, but it's like as a big at this big
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ass age girl that booty should not be stink.
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God. Damn, like it's the truth
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though, as a as a woman, when they I said, when they told me
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it's very important to pee before and after, it was like,
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oh OK and then when I got into the sex toy because I got to
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know stuff like that, so it was like, yo, I will go.
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So you still pee when using sex toys also?
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Yeah, No. No.
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I mean, unless the Rose knocked me out.
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It knocked me out Did. You name it, Rose.
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Yes, I did. I have every.
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Look, let me tell you, because I'm a sex toy vendor, I have
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every edition of the roses. I have the Rose with the
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extension. I have the Rose wand.
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I have the Rose with the tongue. I have the Rose with the lips.
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This is. Like old girl from who got.
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The hookups. Yes, that is my dream.
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Your Uncle Elroy's room Crazy. And you tried all of these
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before, before. Yes, I feel like, how can I sell
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you something if I never tried it?
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True. I mean, whoa 'cause it get real
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deep. What?
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You what? You?
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Didn't you try it? That's what happened.
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I haven't. I mean, story time.
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Hey, yo, so look right. Damn.
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Everybody gonna hear this. I don't care.
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Look at look right it. Might listen to edition anyway.
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Let me hear you, let me tell you so I come across this light up,
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butt plug right to me. And RPG lights.
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Yo, you click it. Every time they press the
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button, it's like a different type of little theme.
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So I get it. First thing I say is, you know
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my little theme. Oh, I have to try it.
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I can't sell that if I never try it.
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So I put it in. He pushes too hard.
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She was in on a Terry crew like. Like he tried to push the
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button, but he pushed a little bit too hard.
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OK, and the whole toy went in your butt?
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Yes, girl. And like, yo and like, I mean,
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it came back out, but it was just so, like, intense.
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It was like, whoa. He was on the phone like
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support. Yo, in my mind, yo, honestly in
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my mind, I was kind of sitting there thinking to myself, like,
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yo, how can I tell my mother I'm in the emergency room with a
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butt, plug up my butt. Like, I think I took this sex
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toy shit too far. And I can't explain this shit to
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her. So I'm like, damn, bro, you
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gotta get this shit out. Like, I got to get it out.
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I got to get it out. So I'm like, you know, I'm
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sitting there and I'm like, I just squatted and it was like,
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oh, OK, how? Long did it take, though.
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Like 5 minutes. That's that's a long time.
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I was going to panic. I was going.
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Through your head at the time. Bro, I'm going to tell my mother
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that I got a that and going to get an X-ray and working at the
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hospital. Yes, it was like he was just
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sitting there like all baffled, like I don't know what to do.
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And it was kind of like, I thought of that episode with
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Whitney Houston, Bobby, Bobby Brown, when she was like, and
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the whole time I was thinking to myself, like, are you not
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sticking your fingers up my butt to get this shit?
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So I got to get it out anyway. So I mean, I got it out, but
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yeah, that was the end of the butt plug ever for me.
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Wait there, you done the whole era?
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Got cancelled after. That yeah, it was like cancel.
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I ain't even beat no more. I mean, but to each his own
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though I still got him know just in case anybody looking.
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So you ever played the game? Come face, yo.
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I want to but I feel like Risha Roulette is like kind of like.
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I I want that game so. Bad Yeah, Karisha game.
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Like I just feel like. I'm breaking game, yeah.
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But it gets so raunchy and. Describe it for people that
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don't know. What you mean how you don't know
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big Karisha? What you talking about?
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I don't know. I don't know who the hell that
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is. Basically like you pluck guards
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is different like deers yeah card and.
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But the the shot ratio be wild if you like.
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If you don't do it, take four shots, yeah.
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Four. But the it'd be so intensive to
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say something like you got to kiss the person to your neck, so
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you. Saw something that like it says
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smell the person that the underarm next to you or take
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several shots or. Something, yeah, shit like that.
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It's like that. It gets.
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Oh no, come on now. I've been calling rules that
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like Uno. Like, got to race the person,
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but yeah. She said you can't play it with
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your like person because it's like.
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I'll be damned with my shit fucking kissing the person to
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her left. Then you better be on my left
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the. Fuck, I said.
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You better make sure you always to.
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The left with me, but you really going to know?
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You got to keep it hitting to the left with.
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Me now what's the What's the biggest misconception people
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have about you? That I'm mean.
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A lot of people think I'm mean. Virgos ain't mean one.
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Yo we are, we can be think so we can be.
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I mean or sarcastic. Sarcastic is our love language.
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Sarcasm is our love language. It's just like we were born
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speaking that. But I feel like I'm not mean.
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I'm. They feel like I'm
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unapproachable sometimes. And I feel like, yo, I'll be
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having like social anxiety. Like don't.
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I mean, I don't know, maybe that I mean or you know what?
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Because I'm a tomboy that I'm not girly, OK?
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That's the biggest. It's like they expect like pull
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ups outside randomly. Like maybe they, or maybe they
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didn't see you out out here like at clubs and shit.
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Yeah, no, I don't care if they see me out there at clubs.
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There's people that at random, like, yo, do some pull ups.
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Like, what the fuck? What?
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Yeah, I was at a party and. That's some random.
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No, I was at a party and one of my friends was like, yo, I bet
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you can't do 4 pull ups right now.
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It was just like that. I wanted to, but I didn't.
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Not I'm about to be at nobody party and seeing some chick
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doing some more pull. Up it was like, yeah, I'm the
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ice box. I'm, I'm leaving.
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China was a porn star, though she did.
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Do. That she did do porn.
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I mean, I don't know how, OK? That wrestling talk.
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So talk about what that wrestling talk.
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Now it's the time of the show. We have our description shot.
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Deny a lot of people that can and cannot see juice.
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Please start off with this description please.
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OK, so for chocolate we have She's chocolate obviously.
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Maybe like a Ferrero Roche. Those are my favorite
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chocolates. Very slim.
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I would say Bra is probably like A32B reaching.
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Shout out the Victoria's Secret. I I would just say, let me see,
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very slim overall. Yeah, she lying.
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I'm thick. It's full.
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I would say you you definitely thicker than coral Ray.
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I would say that. Wow.
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That's not. That's like, I mean I want they
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were like I'm thick as fuck. Why?
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Is that at all? Yeah, 'cause Coral Ray is like
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really skinny. I said you're thicker than her
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and not like you, her size. Anyway, yeah, thicker than
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snicker. I think that's all I.
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Now on one of their lives, you say you out here showing my ass
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all summer. Yeah, all summer.
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Everybody got quiet. Somebody.
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Right. Somebody.
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It's something in here. Right now it's.
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Something right now I'm hot. What I mean by showing ass or.
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What, you mean cleaning up? Yo, look right.
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I ain't never been slim thick at all.
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So I used to be like, I'm on a big ass book, like I'm on a big
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ass. But but then it was like, you
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know why? Because big booty.
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I don't know. I feel like, I don't know why
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heavyset or plus size or thicker girls like have insecurities.
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It's like, I'll be feeling like damn bitch.
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I mean, you eat good. I'm greedy.
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So how's your pocket? You ate good I'm.
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Sorry, you know don't do that. Like I feel like, no, but
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seriously because I know a lot of like thick thick girls and
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they be like damn bitch. Like I just want the booty like.
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How's the progress now? I mean, I got a little booty,
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but it ain't like what I want. Like by the summertime now I
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feel like I should have the biggest ass out here.
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And if it's not, then it's. Like you got to be in the gym
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for them games. Yo, and I'll be in the gym, and
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honestly, I don't be in the gym seven days a week, 'cause I want
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to. I work there.
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So it's kind of like and I just I do pull out of there so it's
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like. You know you going to show by
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your progress and then when you post the other shot get that
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side by side. My progress right now.
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Now you ain't got no progress right now.
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These y'all want me to pull the Wagon of Dragon out.
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I had Cop Cop in the fifth out here.
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It's got Cop in the 5th. Playing.
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Out here, Crazy She. Said.
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There's so many amendments I could choose.
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From Yeah, I don't let me show y'all 'cause.
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I can only. Choose 'cause I don't want full,
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but hold up right? I I never had this part like
20:34
this. I never had that.
20:35
Shadows to the way speeds. You can't, right?
20:37
I finally figured out what them sisters for.
20:41
I don't know. I just run away from when.
20:42
I feel what why all? Day 4.
20:45
I'm not going to say it on here. What the waist bees for tell us?
20:48
What you mean? I want Lucas and tell us because
20:51
what the fuck, why you running away?
20:54
What? You know that I.
20:55
Don't they try to get pregnant? I mean.
20:58
No. He said bitches with waist bees
21:00
got good pussy. Yeah, because when your life
21:06
changing the girl, well a girl that know how to wear her waist
21:09
beads get to you know how to wear because girls wear.
21:13
Some girls wear for fashionable purposes and some girls wear for
21:16
spirituality purposes. I'm not one of those fashionable
21:19
purposes girls like come. But the crystals already.
21:22
I have a lot of pieces. Yeah, exactly.
21:26
I want to sound bold. Don't do that.
21:30
I really want one. How?
21:32
You doing how you doing? I want to sound.
21:38
Yeah, Luke, the games about get cancelled by all the fucking
21:41
righteous chicks. I say they was going to attack
21:43
you was going to be crazy. I know how it is.
21:48
Yeah, here, Praying for a good man all.
21:52
Right. So should the woman always come
21:54
first or it doesn't matter as long as both parties have a good
21:57
time? You know what's crazy?
21:58
Shout out the Richie Santana from Virginia.
22:01
You feel me for my sweats? I don't got them on right now,
22:03
bro, but I'll definitely Girls, come first.
22:05
Be a gentleman, Yeah. Ain't no gentleman after 2:00
22:08
AM. Be a gentleman, girls come
22:11
first. Better.
22:12
Come before 1. Hey yo, here's the here's the
22:15
thing, the vaginal. But no, not even that.
22:19
The vaginal canal is 4 to 6 inches without being aroused.
22:25
Now to the y'all 4 to 6 inches, you're in luck, but to you, well
22:30
endowed you're not. And that's why it hurts us.
22:34
Because y'all skip floor play and y'all think that shit is
22:36
cool. Not y'all not kissing.
22:38
Some men skip foreplay and think that it's like, I I'm ready to
22:43
get up in there and it's like, whoa, Because when we're
22:45
aroused, we get that extra inches.
22:47
So according to Usher, you got to pee 1000.
22:50
Yes, I'm yes. Disagreeing with.
22:53
You. Yes.
22:54
I don't care how you do it. It should be done.
22:56
Whether it be with her toy, whether it be with your mouth,
22:59
whether it be with your hand. You should always have four play
23:02
with a female. I vote for the mouth.
23:04
Yeah, I mean. Can't play Patty cake with that
23:08
pussy. Like I know some DJs, I know
23:12
some DJs, it's like go DJs. That my DJ.
23:16
Yeah. Would you consider yourself
23:19
faithful? Yes, because I'm delusional.
23:22
Sometimes when I get with somebody I really, really like,
23:25
it's like, what? Delusional?
23:26
Yeah. My man, My man.
23:27
My man, My man. I manifested this.
23:33
McDonald's they'd be like, you want an extra catch up?
23:35
No, my man makes sure if I get extra catch up my man.
23:40
Yeah, the sound boy. Did this Yarra prayer.
23:44
I probably did a Karisha prayer like 01111.
23:48
Or I need Karisha? Right.
23:49
Read me a fucking ditty, bro. He is like, I don't really want
23:52
Russell. Trying to get pistol.
23:55
Hey, if that's what it takes. A billion dollars.
23:57
Of course some shit go down. That's a billion dollars.
24:01
No, don't pee on me. Don't pee on me.
24:02
No cat, don't pee on me. That's a bit much.
24:04
But I'm saying, like, what's nice?
24:06
What's? A bit much from Patterson.
24:08
What? You mean hoe?
24:09
Wait, everybody from the town? I'm gonna hold y'all down.
24:15
Y'all know how I'm gonna do it? First and foremost, where you
24:18
from? I'm Gosling.
24:21
What type of godling? Where you from, Godling?
24:24
Godling where that side? All over.
24:26
That's crazy. But not.
24:29
But everywhere. Everybody from Patterson ain't
24:31
crazy dirty and most girls from Patterson.
24:34
Yeah, because everybody be trying to make us seem like we
24:36
dirty or like, no, we not. Bottom of the barrel.
24:39
It's really hitters that put it to put that shit on as clean.
24:41
Talk that shit. From Patterson like.
24:44
Whether y'all it's gonna be a good sound bite, say it again.
24:46
Whether y'all get girls that y'all got the bad apples or the
24:49
litter that's on y'all. So if you had a, if you had a
24:52
breakdown Patterson is it like like we can breakdown certain
24:55
areas where it's like I, you know this war got the best or
24:58
was just all the Patterson is the same.
25:01
No. They got like up the hill
25:02
downhill. You know what I'm saying?
25:03
Like, you know, like any, every, every neighborhood is like
25:07
different wars. You know what's crazy?
25:09
I I go everywhere. I got love everywhere.
25:11
Like, I fuck with everybody, but at the same time, like it's
25:15
stereotype anywhere. It's a stereo that, oh, down the
25:17
hill girls this or up the hill girls that.
25:19
Honestly, I just feel like if you got to break it down, I
25:24
cool. I'm from the West Side.
25:25
I'm from, you know, like they like, I don't got issues that
25:30
going anywhere, All that other stuff.
25:31
I don't claim hoods either, 'cause I'm a grown ass woman
25:34
with kids. However, you know, that's the
25:37
yeah, I got a 12 year old son and a four year old daughter, 12
25:40
year old. Hold on, let me rephrase that.
25:42
A 12 year old ballplayer, championship ballplayer and a
25:46
four year old future gymnast. But it's it's it's like I said,
25:55
mind your business. If you don't mind your business
25:57
in Patterson, that's the problem.
25:59
You're the problem. Because honestly, if you can't
26:01
go everywhere, I mean, granted, it's a lot.
26:04
I really like when I got shot, I got shot.
26:07
What the fuck up? Hold on.
26:08
Wait, what the fuck? What's my left?
26:10
Yeah, yeah. It came in so silent, right?
26:13
Because I know Patterson. Yeah, drop it, right?
26:15
I do. So Patterson is known for, like,
26:18
you know, the gun violence and, you know, stuff.
26:20
I was like that I wasn't that I'm not a outside girl.
26:24
You know what I'm saying like I'm not a Oh yeah I'm from the
26:26
block it but unfortunate situations happen However I feel
26:31
like you know if you not from outside don't be outside.
26:35
It's no need for a female to be involved in any do beef.
26:39
We we could be from these hoods or whatever but as females that
26:43
ain't our place no more. Like it's not the same in
26:46
Patterson where you could be like on from up the hill and
26:49
it's a beef. It's like no you from up the
26:51
hill. You from down the hill.
26:52
If you grown stay in your lane if you not that's your
26:56
consequences like. But if I had to breakdown
26:59
Patterson I had my most fun. Down the hills.
27:02
I'll never shade down the hill. Up the hill I got love up the
27:09
hill the 4th. I love the 4th.
27:13
Like at people. People think the 4th is rough.
27:15
It's not rough just mind your business but they cool.
27:17
I love the 4th. I get loving the 4th the best.
27:21
Shout out the CCP, shout out the dog pound, shout out the fit.
27:24
Dad, those are the best hoods ever 'cause you could go there
27:28
and have your own little vibes. And it was never no beef when I
27:31
was growing up. Now you know I don't go outside.
27:35
I feel like my vibe is more like I'm old now, let's go to brunch
27:39
and dress like old ladies. Right now, that's what, that's
27:42
what the ship that would be lit. Yeah, brunches be so lit.
27:45
My first brunch, I was like, damn, it's the middle of the
27:47
day, you know, fucked. Up slack serving by my chicken
27:50
and waffles. Right now, fucked.
27:52
Up right. It's like, wow.
27:54
You ever been awesome? Shit.
27:55
And you, you get in the house here by 8:00 and be knocked out?
28:05
Shut up, 8:00 PM even. Alright, I'm ready.
28:08
Alright, I'm done. You wake up at 2:00 and she
28:10
ready to be out here. Everybody sleep.
28:13
Damn, Yeah right. Especially on vacation.
28:15
It's like why y'all? Sleep.
28:17
XI hate people that sleep on vacation.
28:19
So the woman fantasize about other people.
28:22
I'm sorry. Yeah.
28:23
The woman fantasize about other people while with their partner.
28:26
Yeah. Is that common?
28:27
Yeah. Said dumb bitch.
28:29
What you fantasize about? What's your favorite fantasize
28:33
person? You want to say guess or
28:37
everybody's a guess? Take a guess.
28:38
Yeah, take a guess. Fetty Wap?
28:40
No, that's one of my brother friends.
28:44
Monty. Wow, why do y'all think?
28:48
Because, like, I'm a medical I was.
28:49
Gonna say I was gonna say meet meal.
28:51
Yes. Hold on.
28:53
Wait. Yo, I love meet meal.
29:00
Yes. Philly Meek Mill.
29:04
Yes, I feel like my goal is to be like Poland on a stage next
29:07
to Meek Mill. Oh.
29:09
You have a day there, A Philly? Nah, I never even been out there
29:14
like enough to even find a Philly.
29:16
Damn. Wait, what's your type?
29:19
What's my type? Strong.
29:22
Gotta be able to pick me up only because if I follow this pole
29:26
boy while I'm in this room trying to be P Valley for you,
29:28
you gotta catch it. But strong?
29:32
Yeah, pick you up. Got this.
29:34
He got to be like he got to be an Alpha.
29:36
Better be built for tough. Yeah, seriously.
29:39
Because I'm a Virgo, so it's like be built for a tough
29:41
because I'm a Virgo. Shot that the Virgos out here.
29:44
Like, you know, but he got to be an alpha, He got to be like, he
29:50
got to be able to lead me. I'm trying to think if do, Yeah,
29:53
I'm trying to do female Virgos, like like to be LED.
29:58
What about chocolate vixen? She's a Virgo.
29:59
Do y'all think that she'd like to be LED?
30:01
Fuck no. We don't, but we do.
30:05
It's like, it's like that that teeter totter shit.
30:08
Like it's like I like the idea of it.
30:11
Maybe. Well, they get puts into action.
30:12
Fuck no, you're not about to tell me what to do.
30:14
Oh, that's crazy. That's the first thing that came
30:16
in my head like you ain't got to.
30:17
Tell me what to do exactly. That's what I'm saying.
30:20
You think chocolate vixen likes wants to be LED?
30:23
No. It says it's the idea of it like
30:26
it sounds good. When he gets put into action,
30:29
it's like he raises voice at me. Yeah.
30:33
Fucked up, I mean. Because I feel like if I'm
30:35
giving you respect and I'm respecting you enough not to
30:37
come at you in certain ways, respect me and I'm not to come
30:40
and don't yell at me. I'm sensitive.
30:42
But I feel like do. You sensitive thugs, They all
30:44
need hugs. But do you raise your voice to
30:46
yell at others? Sometimes, but I'm learning.
30:49
I never said I was healed. I said I'm healing.
30:51
Let's see what I'm saying. Like you get that bong, maybe
30:55
that double edged sword. Like, all right, now it worked
30:57
for me, but it ain't going to go the same for you.
30:59
Now do you do you have any dating fails?
31:03
I got a lot of dating fails. Tell us about one of the biggest
31:05
dating fails. Oh, the funniest.
31:09
The funniest dating fail. I look great.
31:14
I've left for less. But I left a dude because I felt
31:19
like he just was, like, boring. Like he was born boring in the
31:25
sense of, like, we did everything, but he was boring.
31:28
Like, you ever seen somebody talk and it's just like, I I
31:31
don't know, maybe it was a Virgo in me, but his time was up and
31:34
he didn't get it, so I just went ghosts.
31:36
Like it was just like and I popped up pregnant with my
31:39
daughter. I started a whole new
31:40
relationship. What?
31:41
Yo I I just went ghost. It was like, bro.
31:44
I I What made him boring, though?
31:46
Said when Jason Bourne on them. Because we never really like, I
31:50
don't think we really, really was connecting at that.
31:51
He wasn't into the sex toys. His Dick was little.
31:58
I was lazy to that one. Yeah, it was like, you know, it
32:01
was, it was, it was, it was, man, look, I feel like size
32:04
doesn't matter, but it does matter.
32:06
Like it really does. And we was into each other for a
32:09
while, but then it was just like when I got it, it was like,
32:12
whoa, that's a disability. Said you need to be in a check
32:17
for this. Yes.
32:19
It was like, that's a disability and it was like we was rocking
32:21
fools. I hear my triggers.
32:22
Thank you for your charity work. We appreciate you choose the
32:26
size matter. Go ahead.
32:31
Good. Good of hope.
32:32
The size matter. I would say yes.
32:35
There, go see. Because when I went to the nude
32:38
beach from my first time, I saw a lot of Dicks that I would
32:42
never, ever, never like. I didn't even know Dicks was
32:46
really that small. Like, yes, they are.
32:48
It really is like. But yeah.
32:50
So would you do pink? No, I hate pink, yo.
32:53
I just really hate white people. I'm sorry.
32:54
Whoa, here at my triggers, here at my triggers support for
33:00
Caucasian people. Yeah, my triggers and defenses
33:04
of our ancestors. She got reason to, anyway.
33:08
I'm sorry, but no, I don't do pink Dicks.
33:09
No. Yeah, I don't do pink meat.
33:11
I don't. I don't damn what you mean,
33:14
everybody. Deserve a chest.
33:15
For the nick as a as a. As all the old hands say, we all
33:19
the same color when the lights go off.
33:21
No, we're not. No, we're not.
33:22
Because I want to eat a steak that's still pink.
33:25
So why would I? Eat.
33:26
So how do you like a steak? Medium wear.
33:30
So how you like a steak? Unless you're shaking the table.
33:37
I would say medium well. Yeah.
33:38
Medium well, yeah. Now we're here.
33:42
It's our time for the show. We got to pick one segment.
33:46
Go ahead. Who is the biggest savage, Lori,
33:52
Harvey or future? And would you sign an NDA to
33:56
mess with either or would you sign it one for your current IG
34:01
crush? Let's start with the first one.
34:04
Who's the biggest savage? Laurie Harvey or Future?
34:06
Future. Okay.
34:08
And would you sign an NDA to mess with either one of them?
34:13
I mean, hell, y'all mess with Lori.
34:16
Okay. So Lori.
34:17
And would you sign one for your current ID crush?
34:20
No 'cause he a regular deadly smuggler ass.
34:22
I just wanna nail him to a cross like no shit.
34:28
With the Cardi B, right? No, it's not he.
34:32
Not that. It's he.
34:34
Nah, he don't even know that. Like, I like.
34:37
I don't even feel like I want to tell him.
34:38
It's not that deep for me. It's just Nah juice.
34:40
But, but Lori, yes. Would you sign an NDA for Wally?
34:47
Wait. And shit.
34:52
So you be with the sperking spoken word and fucking and.
34:58
That camera right there. Yes, because while A is going to
35:01
treat me like a black queen, I deserve to be treated.
35:04
Load this flower bun. Type of that's going to give me
35:09
affirmations? Yes, orgasm.
35:11
Yes. Oh my God.
35:12
Oh my fun, fun fact. That's all I want.
35:15
He's a Virgo talk. Me.
35:17
In the camera right there. What about to say?
35:19
What about to say no, say it in the camera.
35:20
What was you about? To say talk me through an
35:22
orgasm. Look at the camera.
35:23
Say it. Talk me through an orgasm.
35:26
You can talk me through an orgasm like, Oh my God, what
35:29
you? Want him to say if Wale was
35:33
looking right now. I don't want Wale.
35:35
I don't need Wale to say nothing.
35:36
Just be Wale. Flower bomb.
35:41
Pineapples. The fuck out of Hitchcock?
35:43
Hitch your last with the fucking Seinfeld thing?
35:46
That could be bad as hell, You know?
35:47
He's like white people. Don't do that to Wale.
35:50
That's my Nigerian king. Is he Nigerian?
35:55
'Cause man, Nigeria will, but no, Yeah, we.
35:57
Don't know. I don't know.
35:59
I. Don't know.
35:59
Really. Nigerian.
36:00
I don't know. You like, You like?
36:02
Do you like Nigerian dudes? If it's a question of my heart,
36:08
you got. A Nigerian dude?
36:10
I don't even know a Nigerian dude.
36:11
For real. You ever named that West Indian?
36:15
What the fuck was that? That sound like a story that
36:17
goes with that? Come on down.
36:19
What the fuck is she with the It's a little Wayne liner like,
36:22
like. Wait, what the fuck was that
36:25
just now? Yeah.
36:26
I mean I've I've tried, it's not for me.
36:29
What nationality? What?
36:30
Part. Jamaicans out there.
36:36
Bullet. Bullet.
36:40
Yeah. What happened?
36:41
Wait, is it true that allegedly Jamaican man don't don't eat
36:45
coochie? Isn't that true?
36:46
That's why he's not here. Damn now, well.
36:56
As a mother of two, how's your sex life?
37:00
Oh, I. Guess mine, I mean.
37:03
By yourself or. When I got a dude, I get mine, I
37:07
mean, but when I'm single, I get mine, 'cause I got.
37:11
See, The thing is, I can control what I get.
37:14
So if I want Big Dick Willie, I can buy Big Dick Willie for half
37:19
the price of that, you know? Oh, what's that?
37:21
Shit. Kitty stops the candy.
37:22
Will she have to strike her? Yeah.
37:23
You ever heard about that? No, what's the striker?
37:26
See, I'll be put me on the. Biggest Dick sex toy Ever?
37:29
See, I got a 13 inch though. I don't take it.
37:33
It's it vibrates and I don't think it's a girl toy.
37:35
It's a sex, it's a guy toy. But it vibrates really, really
37:38
crazy. Guy supposed to take that up his
37:40
ass? Yeah.
37:42
He say that? He said that it's a 13 inch
37:46
extra large truster. I just take it with me like as
37:49
like a mic for like pleasure party.
37:52
No, like, no. When I do pleasure parties, I
37:55
like, wow, sometimes you do pleasure parties and everybody's
37:59
excited. They're talking and it's a lot
38:00
going on. So I shut.
38:02
The fuck. Up.
38:02
No, I kind of like pass it like it's the mic talking to the Dick
38:06
and when it's your turn to talk, you talking to the 13 inch
38:09
Truster. God damn.
38:11
But it's a male on male toy. It's not a female toy.
38:15
Shout out to the girls. I could take 13 inches out of
38:17
real goose, but not me. Shout out to the That could take
38:20
13 inches. There's a lot of that be doing.
38:22
Hold on. Wait, what is going?
38:25
What It's a lot. We're not going to act like they
38:28
don't exist. Gay men be taking it and they
38:30
come. Let me tell y'all gay men shout
38:32
out to the LGBTQ community because they give me the best
38:35
business, like they give me the best business and they don't.
38:39
They not cheap and they know what they want.
38:42
Like they know exactly what they want.
38:44
Like ain't no half stepping with them.
38:48
Well. Damn.
38:49
So, any bad sexual experiences? Man, I've looked bright.
38:56
So I'm like 22, right? I got this dude, I'm feeling
39:00
him. He cute.
39:01
This is my light skinned guy ever.
39:04
I don't like light skinned guys anymore, but this is my light
39:07
skinned guy ever, right? He's into himself more than I'm
39:10
into me. So it's like, all right, cool,
39:12
you're a pretty boy. We get into it and he's like yo,
39:17
he talking in my ear, he humping.
39:19
But he's between me and the sheet.
39:22
Like he's not in me, but he's in between me and the sheet and
39:25
he's like. Going in the parking lot.
39:27
He ain't even in the parking lot.
39:29
He was like, I don't know where he was at.
39:30
He must have been like between my eyes.
39:32
Then. Yeah, but he was.
39:34
On the Parkway. Yo, he was going and he was like
39:37
going and talking and it was just like.
39:38
To get the sun room. Like he came and everything and
39:43
it was like, yeah, I never got no penetration out of there.
39:46
Wait. The whole time I never told him
39:48
that he was like. Never told him no to this day.
39:51
No, I just felt like I wanted to be over, 'cause I didn't want to
39:53
hurt his. Feelings, she said.
39:55
Keyshia Cole. I just wanted to be over.
39:57
Then it was like, 'cause I knew after that point it was like,
40:00
damn, dude, yeah, I knew after that point it was like, damn,
40:05
dude, I liked you, but. Wait, so he hit you back after
40:08
like yo and try to ask you like how it was or nothing?
40:11
I hate that question. Why do you got to ask that?
40:14
Like do you ask that? Nah, it's like a Yep review.
40:17
Like how you would know when you went here like.
40:20
As a woman, you don't ask that right?
40:22
Like. Like.
40:23
'Cause I felt like you fucking up, if you gotta ask.
40:25
Yeah, like, why would you ask me?
40:26
Like you must have fucked up. I hate.
40:28
Going to my job and ask me hey how I'm doing this month.